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Thank you very much indeed. | 0:00:22 | 0:00:23 | |
Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong, and welcome to Pointless, | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
the show where we're always striving to find the most obscure answers. | 0:00:26 | 0:00:29 | |
Let's meet today's players. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:30 | |
And couple number one. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
Hi, I'm Adam, this is my friend, Hal, and we're from High Wycombe. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
Couple number two. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
Hi, I'm Izzi, this is my dad, David, and we're from Bath. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:43 | |
Couple number three. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:44 | |
Hi, I'm Fibon, this is my friend, Luke, and we're both from Gateshead. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
And finally, couple number four. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
Hi, my name's Nikki, this is my mother-in-law, Dianne, | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
and we're from Wakefield. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
And these are today's contestants. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:54 | |
Thanks very much, all of you. A very warm welcome to Pointless. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
We'll find out more about you | 0:00:59 | 0:01:00 | |
throughout the show as it goes along. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
So that just leaves one more person for me to introduce. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
Hoping not to nod off during Round Two again today, | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
it's my Pointless friend, it's Richard. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
Hiya. Hey, everybody. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
I can't promise anything. I cannot promise anything. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
We've got two pairs returning from the last show, | 0:01:15 | 0:01:18 | |
and they had very different shows. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:19 | |
-David and Izzi on podium two were very good. -Mm. -Very strong. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:23 | |
Got through to the head-to-head, played well, will be tough to beat. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:25 | |
And on podium one, Hal and Adam, | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
who I would say had 50% of a good show | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
in that Adam had a good show. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
LAUGHTER Yes. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
Now, Hal, gave no incorrect answers at any point, | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
but he gave the most obvious answers by a mile on both of his answers. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:40 | |
-WHISPERING: I don't think he knows the rules. -Oh, do you not think? | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
No, I might just stress them a bit. When I talk through them, | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
I will make sure that Hal is completely accustomed. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
Especially because we've got a very, very, very high octane Round One. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:53 | |
-I mean... -Wow. -..I can't begin to tell you. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:57 | |
-So it's the sort of thing that could throw him. -OK. Very good. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
Thank you very much indeed. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:01 | |
Now, Hannah and Jonny didn't win the jackpot last time, | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
so we add another £1,000 to that. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
So today's jackpot starts off at £2,000. There we are. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:09 | |
Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
The only thing you have to remember is this, Hal, | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
the pair with the highest score | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
at the end of each round will be eliminated. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
You just have to do everything you can not to be that pair. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
OK, our first category this afternoon is... | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
Celebrities. Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first, | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
who's going to go second? THEY SPEAK IN HUSHED VOICES | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
OK, and the question concerns... | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
There we go. Famous Alans. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:52 | |
-Hold on to your seats, everybody. -LAUGHTER | 0:02:52 | 0:02:55 | |
On each board, we're going to show you seven descriptions | 0:02:55 | 0:02:58 | |
of famous people who we know by the name Alan. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
You just have to tell us the most of obscure, please. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
Going to be 14 Alans to collect at home. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
-Very, very best of luck. -This is too exciting for words. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
We are looking for these famous Alans. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
Here is our first board of Alans. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:13 | |
I'm going to read those one last time. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:46 | |
Hal, a very warm welcome. Good to have you back with us. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
Now, Hal, remind us what you do. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
I work for the British Forces Broadcasting Service, | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
BFBS. I'm a radio presenter, | 0:04:22 | 0:04:25 | |
broadcast between four and seven, Monday to Friday. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
So what was the story last time, Hal? | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
I'm sure you knew lower answers than the ones you gave. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:32 | |
Yeah, I had a look at the board and I thought, "That's a tricky board. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:36 | |
"Maybe a lot of people are going to struggle." | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
So I thought, "I'll play it really safe." | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
And I was pretty sure we'd get through | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
knowing how good Adam is at everything. And it worked. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:46 | |
It did work in Round One. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:47 | |
Worked less well in Round Two, though. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
It's my job to entertain, you know? | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
I'm like a modern-day Vera Lynn. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
So you are, Hal. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:57 | |
Now, look, you get first dibs on this board. | 0:04:57 | 0:04:59 | |
What would you like to go for? Which of the Alans? | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
Do you know? I'm much more confident with this. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
I'm thinking the one I'm going to go with is actually the top one | 0:05:04 | 0:05:08 | |
cos I'm not sure too many people will know... | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
-Alan Hansen. -Alan Hansen, says Hal. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said Alan Hansen. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:16 | |
It's right. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:20 | |
33. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:25 | |
APPLAUSE That's a good Alan, Hal. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
You went for a good Alan. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:28 | |
33. Good start to the round. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
Well played, Hal, | 0:05:30 | 0:05:31 | |
getting this big Alan round off to a grandstand start. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
Yeah, his autobiography was called Tall, Dark And Hansen. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
LAUGHTER There we are. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
Thank you very much indeed, Richard. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
Izzi, welcome back to Pointless. Great to have you here from Bath. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
-Yes. -Remind us what you get up to, Izzi. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
I am a student at Leeds, Leeds Uni. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
So I've just finished my second year there. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
-And what are you reading again? -I'm studying economics and geography. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:55 | |
Did you start off doing economics and geography? | 0:05:55 | 0:05:57 | |
Yeah, I've done it from the word go. I really liked both of them. | 0:05:57 | 0:06:00 | |
Now not so much. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:02 | |
I was going to say, which one's sort of come to prominence? Neither?! | 0:06:02 | 0:06:05 | |
Definitely much prefer economics now. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
But geography, not so much a strong subject | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
-as soon as I moved to uni. -Right, sure. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
-A lot of reading, which I don't enjoy. -No. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
It's just not compatible with university life, is it? | 0:06:14 | 0:06:17 | |
It's really not. It takes up way too much time. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
Absolutely right. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:20 | |
Izzi, what would you like to go for on our board full of Alans? | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
I know I'm going to kick myself about the Harry Potter Alan | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
because I definitely know it, but I've gone blank. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:30 | |
And the only other one I know is The Apprentice, | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
which I'm sure is going to be a pretty big score. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
But, yeah, I'm going to go with that one | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
-and Sir Alan Sugar. -OK. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
Well, your father's abs... No expression at all, | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
not portraying any inner turmoil with that. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:46 | |
Alan Sugar. Let's hope it goes a long way down the column, Izzi. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
How many of our 100 people said Sir Alan Sugar? | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
It's right. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:54 | |
60. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
APPLAUSE A little bit of a burden for David | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
in the next pass, | 0:07:00 | 0:07:01 | |
but I'm sure he can do it. 60 for Alan Sugar. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
Could've been more damaging, Alan Sugar. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
In the other part of my career as a producer, | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
we once made a reality show where a group of teen boys and teen girls | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
had to manage bars at the opposite ends of a beach out in Ibiza. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:15 | |
And they were trying to name the bar, the girls, | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
and they took ages and ages. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
Then one girl goes, "I've got it. I've got it. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
"We call the bar Sugar, | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
"but we spell it S-U-G-A-R." | 0:07:23 | 0:07:28 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:07:28 | 0:07:32 | |
Thank you very much indeed. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:33 | |
-Fibon, a warm welcome to you to Pointless. -Thank you. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
Great to have you here. What do you do, Fibon? | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
I'm a student at Newcastle University. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
-What are you studying? -Economics as well. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
Economics? Have you been swapping notes with Izzi? | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
-Not yet, no. -Not yet. What year are you in? | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
-I've just finished second year as well. -Identical! | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
It would be very interesting to see | 0:07:50 | 0:07:51 | |
what the different courses have taught you. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
What are your interests when you're not studying hard? | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
Just sports, really. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:57 | |
Football, rugby, darts, athletics. Anything sport-related. | 0:07:57 | 0:08:00 | |
All the sports. Everything from football to darts. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
Fabulous. Fibon, what would you like to go for from our Alans? | 0:08:03 | 0:08:07 | |
I'd like to go for the bottom one. I know it's probably going to be | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
a high scorer, but it's the only one I'm certain on. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:12 | |
-So I'm going to go for Alan Shearer. -Alan Shearer, says Fibon. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people say Alan Shearer. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:17 | |
It's right. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:21 | |
-Ooh, 80. AUDIENCE: -Oh! | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
APPLAUSE 80. That's a high score. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:26 | |
Great news for Alan Shearer, | 0:08:26 | 0:08:27 | |
great news for David there on podium two as well. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:30 | |
It's also great news for | 0:08:30 | 0:08:31 | |
the Leeds University economics course over and above | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
the Newcastle University economics course. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
-It is 20 better... -20 better. -..it turns out. -There we are. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:38 | |
Thank you very much indeed, Richard. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
-Now then, Nikki, a warm welcome to Pointless. -Hi. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
What do you do, Nikki? | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
I work for an airline company. I'm a passenger service agent. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:47 | |
-Check-in and things like that? -I do check-in. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:49 | |
It's all ground operations. I don't go flying in the air just yet. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:52 | |
Is that quite fun, the check-in? Are people generally nice...? | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
I've got an interest in aviation anyway, so, yeah, | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
-and every day's different. -Yeah. | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
Now, Nikki, all these Alans still on the table, all yours. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:03 | |
If you wanted to, you could talk through all of them. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
OK. So, I was quite confident that I know them all | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
apart from the second one. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
The Jonathan Creek, I think, is Alan Partridge. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
The BAFTA-winning actor, I think, is Alan Rickman. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:16 | |
But my answer I'm going to go for the member of The Animals | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
-which is Alan Price. -Alan Price. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
I was hoping someone would say that. Brilliant answer. Alan Price. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
Let's see how many of our 100... Oh, sorry! Jeopardy. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
Oh, I wonder if that's right. LAUGHTER | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
Let's see if it's right, let's see how many of our 100 people said it. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:31 | |
Well done. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:35 | |
19. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:41 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:09:41 | 0:09:44 | |
-19 for Alan Price. -Very well played, Nikki. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:47 | |
Yeah, proud Geordie band as well, The Animals. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:50 | |
Now, you had a slight brain freeze on Jonathan Creek. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:53 | |
-It's not Alan Partridge - it's Alan Davies. -Oh, right, OK. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
Alan Partridge is someone very different. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
-LAUGHTER -Alan Davies would've scored you 54. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:02 | |
The BAFTA award-winning actor, you were absolutely right on. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:05 | |
Was Alan Rickman. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
Would've scored you 30. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:08 | |
And this last answer is a pointless answer. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
-It's Alan Cumming. -Alan Cumming is the answer. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
Very well done if you said that at home. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
Thanks very much indeed, Richard. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:15 | |
We're halfway through the round. Let's take a look at those scores. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
Well done, Nikki. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
19 for Alan Price. Brilliant answer there. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
Then we travel up to 33, | 0:10:22 | 0:10:23 | |
Hal and Adam, I salute you. Lovely low scoring there. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:26 | |
Then up to 60 on podium two, Izzi and David. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:29 | |
Then 80, Fibon and Luke. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:30 | |
Now, Luke, we need a low score from you, | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
so best of luck with that. We're going to come back down the line. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:35 | |
Can the second players step up to the podium? | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
OK. We're going to put seven more famous Alans up on the board, | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
and here they are. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:43 | |
We've got... | 0:10:44 | 0:10:45 | |
I'll read those all one last time. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
There we are. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:47 | |
-Now, Dianne, a very warm welcome. Here from Wakefield. -Thank you. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:50 | |
-What do you do, Dianne? -Well, I don't work any longer. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:53 | |
So I suppose I'm retired. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:56 | |
What did you work as when you were working? | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
Initially, my career was I worked for the civil service, | 0:11:58 | 0:12:01 | |
at the Post Office headquarters, as it was then, the civil service. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:05 | |
In the latter part of my working life, | 0:12:05 | 0:12:07 | |
I worked behind a Post Office counter for 20 years. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:10 | |
So I switched sides. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:12 | |
-Can you still count through a pile of notes at alarming speed? -Yes. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:15 | |
Oh, that's pleasing. Yes. LAUGHTER | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
-Now, Dianne, there you are. You're on 19. -I am. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:21 | |
-A lovely low score there... -I am. -..from your daughter-in-law. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:24 | |
What would you like to go for? | 0:12:24 | 0:12:25 | |
If you can score 60 or less, you're home and dry. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
Well...I'm going to have to play a little bit safe, | 0:12:27 | 0:12:30 | |
and I'm going to go for the gardener and TV broadcaster | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
-and say Alan Titchmarsh. -Alan Titchmarsh. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:35 | |
Well, you've earned the right to be a little more cautious there | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
thanks to Nikki. There's your red line. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
If you get below that, you're into Round Two. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
Let's see how many people said Alan Titchmarsh. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
Not bad. 65. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
APPLAUSE 65 takes your total up to 84. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:54 | |
I think you've done enough there. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:55 | |
I think you could afford to do that cos of Nikki's great score. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:58 | |
Alan Titchmarsh, a lovely fella, and one of the many people | 0:12:58 | 0:13:01 | |
that you entertain us with impressions of in the make-up room. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:04 | |
-I do. -Yeah. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:05 | |
Yeah, I've got a little Titchmarsh up my sleeve. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:08 | |
LAUGHTER Now, Luke, welcome to the show. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:11 | |
-Great to have you here. Also from Gateshead. -Yes. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:14 | |
And what do you do, Luke? | 0:13:14 | 0:13:15 | |
I'm a student at Newcastle University as well. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:17 | |
-And what are you studying? -Maths and accounting. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:19 | |
-Are you having a good time? Are you enjoying Newcastle? -Erm... | 0:13:19 | 0:13:23 | |
-It's all right. -LAUGHTER | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
Luke, what would you like to be doing more of? | 0:13:25 | 0:13:28 | |
I do a lot of sports. Same as Fibon. I play a lot of football... | 0:13:28 | 0:13:32 | |
-Right you are. -..darts, snooker. -OK. -I like my pub sports. -There we are. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:36 | |
What would you like to go for, Luke? | 0:13:36 | 0:13:38 | |
You aren't the high-scorers at the moment, | 0:13:38 | 0:13:40 | |
but you need to score 3 or less to avoid becoming the high-scorers. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:44 | |
I feel as though I should know the bottom one, but I don't. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:49 | |
It's not coming to us. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:50 | |
As a Newcastle fan, I know that one. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:52 | |
It's going to be high, though, cos it's very recent. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
I know the top one as well. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
Yeah, I'll go for the comedian. | 0:13:57 | 0:13:59 | |
I'll go Alan Carr. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
Alan Carr, says Luke. OK. Here's your red line. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:04 | |
It's quite far down the column. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:05 | |
Let's see how far down the column | 0:14:05 | 0:14:07 | |
you get with Alan Carr. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:08 | |
54. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:16 | |
APPLAUSE 134 is your total. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:19 | |
It's a very Geordie-dominated first round, this, | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
cos Alan Carr's dad is Graham Carr who's the chief scout to Newcastle. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
-Has been for many... Very successfully as well. -OK. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:29 | |
There we are. Thanks very much indeed, Richard. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
-David. Welcome back. -Thank you. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
Now, we discovered that you are a chartered surveyor. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:36 | |
-I am indeed, yeah. -Is that a bit like being an estate agent? | 0:14:36 | 0:14:40 | |
It is, but we don't like to be called estate agents. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:42 | |
I see. And the difference is what? | 0:14:42 | 0:14:43 | |
Erm...not a lot, to be honest with you. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:46 | |
We're qualified, I suppose. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:47 | |
Oh, and they're just not? Simply not. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:50 | |
Anyway, now, David, there you are on 60. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:52 | |
The high-scorers at the moment are Luke and Fibon on 134. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
So 73 or less, David, gets you through. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:58 | |
Erm, I think I know a couple, | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
but I think I'm going to go for the Australian driver | 0:15:00 | 0:15:04 | |
who won the Formula One World Championship | 0:15:04 | 0:15:07 | |
as Alan Jones. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:09 | |
Alan Jones, says David. Alan Jones. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:12 | |
Good answer. There is your red line. Let's see if Alan Jones is right, | 0:15:12 | 0:15:15 | |
let's see how many of our 100 people said it. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:17 | |
It is right. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:21 | |
Through you go to Round Two. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:23 | |
Very comfortably indeed. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:24 | |
Alan Jones taking us way down. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
15. Very well done. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:27 | |
APPLAUSE Lowest score of the round | 0:15:27 | 0:15:29 | |
in fact, David, so far. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:31 | |
-Takes your total up to 75. -Well played, David. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:33 | |
Yeah, first man to win it in a Williams, Alan Jones. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:36 | |
Thank you very much, Richard. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
Adam, welcome back. Now, remind us what you do, Adam. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:41 | |
I'm a transmission operator for BFBS Television. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:44 | |
-Is that a technical role, then? -Yes, it is. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:47 | |
But if things go too wrong, then I'm not the person to call upon. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:51 | |
I see. But you sound like you should be involved in continuity | 0:15:51 | 0:15:54 | |
-or perhaps you should be on screen, Adam. -That's very kind. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:57 | |
You have a screen-friendly presence. You'd agree with me. | 0:15:57 | 0:16:01 | |
Oh, he does. Very much. Look and sound. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
-Look and sound. -Yeah. -BFBS, take note. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:06 | |
Now, Adam, this board is all yours. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:09 | |
It doesn't matter what you score - you're into Round Two. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:11 | |
Do you want to talk us through the board? | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
The actor who plays Tyrone in Coronation Street, his name is Alan. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:18 | |
-That's all you're getting from me. -LAUGHTER | 0:16:18 | 0:16:21 | |
The Mormon family singer, it must be Alan Osmond. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:25 | |
The manager of Crystal Palace is Alan Pardew. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:29 | |
And a name popped into my head for the Kiwi actor, | 0:16:29 | 0:16:32 | |
and I was getting less and less confident as we went along, | 0:16:32 | 0:16:35 | |
but as there's nothing to lose, | 0:16:35 | 0:16:37 | |
I will go... | 0:16:37 | 0:16:39 | |
-Alan Dale. -Alan Dale. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:43 | |
Oh, that sounds like a good name. We think that's a good name. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:46 | |
Alan Dale. Let's find it if it's right. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
No red line for you - you're already through. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:50 | |
But let's see if Alan Dale gets you down the column. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:52 | |
It is Alan Dale. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:56 | |
Very well done, Adam. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:58 | |
Look at that. Down it goes. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:01 | |
21. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:02 | |
APPLAUSE Very good indeed. Adam and Hal, 54. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:05 | |
That's a statement of intent for this game, I think, from podium one. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:09 | |
-54 is your total. -Yeah, great answer, Adam. Well played. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:11 | |
He's a weird career, where everyone of our generation | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
knew him as Jim Robinson. He was a very sort of staid guy. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:16 | |
And then ever since then, | 0:17:16 | 0:17:17 | |
he turns up in every single massive-budget US TV series. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:20 | |
He's in 24, he's in Lost, Ugly Betty. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:22 | |
He's in all sorts of things, isn't he? | 0:17:22 | 0:17:24 | |
Now, Alan Osmond, you're absolutely correct about. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:27 | |
Big scorer, though. Would've scored you 60. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:30 | |
The Newcastle United manager, much, much better answer than Alan Carr. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:33 | |
It is of course Alan Pardew. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:35 | |
It's not a small scorer. Would've scored 38 still. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:38 | |
And the actor in Coronation Street is Alan Halsall. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:42 | |
Well done if you said that. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:43 | |
It's the best answer on the board with 5 points. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:45 | |
Thanks very much indeed. So, at the end of our first round, | 0:17:45 | 0:17:48 | |
the pair we're having to say goodbye with their high score of 134, | 0:17:48 | 0:17:51 | |
I'm sorry, Luke and Fibon, it is you. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:54 | |
Had you gone for Alan Pardew, it still wouldn't have saved you, | 0:17:54 | 0:17:56 | |
but it would've been a slightly lower score. | 0:17:56 | 0:17:58 | |
We'll see you next time and hope you go further then. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:01 | |
But thanks very much indeed. Luke and Fibon. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
-Thank you. -APPLAUSE | 0:18:03 | 0:18:05 | |
But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:08 | |
Very well done, everybody. We've made it through to Round Two. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:17 | |
Just one more round to go before we can start conferring. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
And at the end of this round we'll say goodbye to another pair. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:22 | |
David, well done. Lowest individual score in that round. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:24 | |
And, Hal, well done. I think you've got it. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:27 | |
I'm absolutely confident now. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:29 | |
You are completely across the rules of Pointless. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:31 | |
Best of luck to all three pairs. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:32 | |
Our category for Round Two this afternoon is... | 0:18:32 | 0:18:36 | |
Board Games. Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first, | 0:18:38 | 0:18:41 | |
who's going to go second? | 0:18:41 | 0:18:42 | |
And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:45 | |
OK. Let's find out what the question is. Here it comes. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:49 | |
We give 100 people 100 seconds to name as many... | 0:18:49 | 0:18:54 | |
Squares on a Monopoly board whose names contain the letter A. Richard. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:02 | |
Yeah, and those are more specifically the squares | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
on the classic original Monopoly board, please. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:08 | |
OK. Right, Adam. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:10 | |
-Many options. -Yes, many. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:13 | |
I will go for... | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
Pall Mall. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
Pall Mall, says Adam. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said Pall Mall. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:21 | |
38. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:30 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:19:30 | 0:19:33 | |
-38. -Yeah, 140 quid, pink. Pall Mall. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:38 | |
Thank you very much. OK, Izzi. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
I do like Monopoly. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
I hope this is correct. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:45 | |
But I'm going to say Super Tax. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:48 | |
Super Tax, says Izzi. Super Tax. | 0:19:48 | 0:19:51 | |
OK, let's see how many of our 100 people said Super Tax. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:54 | |
I like what you've done there, Izzi. | 0:19:57 | 0:19:59 | |
You see. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:06 | |
APPLAUSE There you are. 2 for Super Tax. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:10 | |
That's a great answer, Izzi. Very well played. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:15 | |
I'm just thinking this all plays into David's hands, this round. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:18 | |
-Absolutely. -It's all about chartered surveying, Monopoly. -Isn't it? | 0:20:18 | 0:20:21 | |
-Pretty much. -Absolutely. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:22 | |
-Buying and selling, property valuations. -Mm! | 0:20:22 | 0:20:25 | |
Thank you very much. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:26 | |
-Dianne. -Mm. -What would you like to go for? | 0:20:26 | 0:20:30 | |
I've got two in my head. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:32 | |
But I think...I'm going to go for | 0:20:34 | 0:20:38 | |
-Old Kent Road. -Old Kent Road, says Dianne. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:41 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said Old Kent Road. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
It's right. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:47 | |
31. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:52 | |
APPLAUSE 31 for Old Kent Road. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:55 | |
Yeah, £60, Old Kent Road. | 0:20:56 | 0:20:58 | |
-And that A, it is devilishly hidden, isn't it, towards the end? -Mm. -Mm. | 0:20:58 | 0:21:02 | |
Clever. Very clever. Thank you very much indeed. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:05 | |
We're halfway through the round. Let's look at those scores. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:07 | |
2, Izzi. Hats off to you. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:09 | |
Very well done. Lovely low score there. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:11 | |
Then we travel all the way up to 31, where we find Dianne and Nikki. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:14 | |
Then up to 38, | 0:21:14 | 0:21:15 | |
Adam and Hal. Not that far ahead. But, Hal, | 0:21:15 | 0:21:18 | |
get thinking of a nice low score. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:19 | |
Let's hope it keeps you in the game. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:21 | |
We're going to come back down the line. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:22 | |
Can the second players please step up to the podium? | 0:21:22 | 0:21:25 | |
Nikki. So, just to remind you, we are looking for any square | 0:21:27 | 0:21:30 | |
on the London-based Monopoly board whose name contains the letter A. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:34 | |
You're on 31. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:35 | |
I mean, if you can score 6 or less, you'll avoid being our high-scorers. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:39 | |
Again, I've got a couple in my head | 0:21:40 | 0:21:42 | |
but it's trying to think of a low one. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:44 | |
I'm going to go for... | 0:21:44 | 0:21:47 | |
Go to Jail. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:48 | |
Go to Jail, says Nikki. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:50 | |
Here is your red line. Quite a long way down. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:51 | |
But let's see how close to that | 0:21:51 | 0:21:53 | |
you can get with Go to Jail. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:54 | |
Well done. Look at that. 22. | 0:22:03 | 0:22:04 | |
APPLAUSE Nice score there. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
Takes your total up to 53. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:08 | |
Yeah, another very good answer. Well played, Nikki. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:11 | |
Might have kept yourself in it there. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:13 | |
That's got an A in the last word. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
-There it is. Got it. -Got it? -Found it. -There you are. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:17 | |
Thank you very much. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:18 | |
David. Well, you've been left in very good shape by Izzi. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:22 | |
Yes, I have. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:23 | |
50 or less. 50 or less! | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
Well, I think I'll go for The Strand. | 0:22:25 | 0:22:29 | |
The Strand. Well, we'll find out later which one you're thinking of. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:32 | |
I have a hunch I might know. The Strand, says David. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:35 | |
Let's see if that's right | 0:22:35 | 0:22:36 | |
and how many of our 100 people said The Strand. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:38 | |
There's your red line. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:40 | |
Well done. You are | 0:22:44 | 0:22:45 | |
in the head-to-head. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:47 | |
Oh, look at that. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:49 | |
APPLAUSE 12. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:51 | |
Takes your total up to 14. | 0:22:51 | 0:22:53 | |
-Hidden in plain view, the A there. -Isn't it, though? -Isn't it? | 0:22:53 | 0:22:56 | |
-Yeah, it really is. -Good lord. | 0:22:56 | 0:22:58 | |
It's just Strand on the board, but The Strand, perfectly acceptable. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:01 | |
There we are. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:02 | |
Now, Hal, we now have a target for you, a precise target. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:07 | |
The figure is 14. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:09 | |
We need less than 14 from you, Hal. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:11 | |
I'd don't have the original Monopoly. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:13 | |
-But you must have played it, though. -Never played it. -Really? | 0:23:13 | 0:23:17 | |
Yeah, I've got one of these modern versions, | 0:23:17 | 0:23:19 | |
and I know all of the squares on that, but they are not the original. | 0:23:19 | 0:23:22 | |
-So I've got an idea from what's on my board. -OK, OK. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:27 | |
Which everyone's probably going to laugh at, | 0:23:27 | 0:23:29 | |
but there is a square towards the end which says Free Parking. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:33 | |
-AUDIENCE MEMBER: -Yes. -They like that. I like that. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:35 | |
LAUGHTER There is your red line. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:37 | |
If you can get below that red line, | 0:23:37 | 0:23:40 | |
you have essentially landed on Free Parking. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:43 | |
Let's see. Free Parking, how many of our 100 people said it? | 0:23:43 | 0:23:47 | |
It's right. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:52 | |
You've done it! 13. | 0:23:55 | 0:23:57 | |
APPLAUSE You needed 14. | 0:23:57 | 0:24:00 | |
You got 13, Hal. Very well done indeed. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:01 | |
51 is your total. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:03 | |
Oh, phew. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:05 | |
Very well played, Hal. Terrific stuff. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:07 | |
I'll tell you what, if you're going to update Monopoly, | 0:24:07 | 0:24:09 | |
-surely the first square to go would be Free Parking. -Yeah. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:12 | |
You might as well still have Early Closing Wednesdays. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:15 | |
-LAUGHTER -There's no pointless answers at all, | 0:24:15 | 0:24:18 | |
which goes to show what a good answer Super Tax was. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:21 | |
There is one 1-point answer and that is... | 0:24:21 | 0:24:24 | |
Whitehall. Whitehall. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:26 | |
Very well done if you said that. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:28 | |
Electric Company would've scored you 4, | 0:24:28 | 0:24:30 | |
Euston Road would've scored you 4, | 0:24:30 | 0:24:31 | |
5 points for Marlborough Street and Pentonville Road, | 0:24:31 | 0:24:34 | |
6 for Income Tax and Northumberland Avenue, | 0:24:34 | 0:24:36 | |
7 for Liverpool Street Station. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:38 | |
9 for King's Cross Station and Fenchurch Street Station. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:41 | |
11 for Waterworks, 18 for Chance. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:45 | |
Then you've got 20 for Piccadilly and The Angel Islington, | 0:24:45 | 0:24:47 | |
21 for Whitechapel Road, In Jail, 23. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:51 | |
Marylebone Station, 27. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:53 | |
And the top three, let's take a look at them. | 0:24:53 | 0:24:55 | |
Pal Mall. 38. Actually the third biggest scorer. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:59 | |
Park Lane, 51. What do you think is top? | 0:24:59 | 0:25:00 | |
-Well, I'm going to say Mayfair. -Mayfair, yeah. 58 points. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:03 | |
Thank you very much indeed, Richard. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:05 | |
Well, at the end of our second round, I'm very sorry to say, | 0:25:05 | 0:25:08 | |
Nikki and Dianne, we have to say goodbye to you. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:10 | |
I mean, really, very, very close indeed. | 0:25:10 | 0:25:13 | |
But we will see you again next time. We look forward to that very much. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:15 | |
In the meantime, thanks very much. Nikki and Dianne. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:18 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:25:18 | 0:25:20 | |
But for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for our head-to-head. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:23 | |
Very well done, David and Izzi, Hal and Adam, | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
you are now one step closer to the final and a chance | 0:25:30 | 0:25:32 | |
to play for that jackpot, which is still standing at £2,000. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:36 | |
There it is. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:37 | |
This is where you start playing as a team. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:42 | |
You can chat before you give your answer. First pair to win | 0:25:42 | 0:25:44 | |
two questions go through to the final and play for that jackpot. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:47 | |
It should be very close. Best of luck to both pairs. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:49 | |
Let's play the head-to-head. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:51 | |
Here comes your first question, and it concerns... | 0:25:56 | 0:25:59 | |
Eurovision Song Contests. Richard. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:05 | |
We're going to show you some bar graphs that show you the top five | 0:26:05 | 0:26:08 | |
finishers in different years of the Eurovision Song Contest. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:11 | |
We need you to say who won in those particular years, please. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:13 | |
You'll see the flag of the winner at the top. | 0:26:13 | 0:26:15 | |
It's only the act who won the Eurovision Song Contest | 0:26:15 | 0:26:18 | |
in that year, please. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:20 | |
This is the most exciting thing ever. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:21 | |
I've never said this in 900 plus Pointless shows. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:25 | |
Let's reveal our five graphs. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:27 | |
Oh! Wow. There's A. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:30 | |
We want you to name the winning act | 0:26:54 | 0:26:56 | |
on each of those graphs | 0:26:56 | 0:26:58 | |
in each of those years. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:00 | |
Now, David and Izzi, you're our low scorers, so you will go first. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:03 | |
Feel free to confer. | 0:27:03 | 0:27:05 | |
Do you know...? | 0:27:05 | 0:27:07 | |
The...the... I'm not sure. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:10 | |
D, I'm not sure. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:11 | |
Britain have won that... | 0:27:11 | 0:27:13 | |
I know what E is. | 0:27:13 | 0:27:14 | |
We're going to go with E | 0:27:14 | 0:27:16 | |
and we think that's Conchita Wurst. | 0:27:16 | 0:27:19 | |
OK, Conchita Wurst. Conchita Wurst, say David and Izzi. | 0:27:19 | 0:27:23 | |
Now, Hal and Adam, talk us through the graphs. | 0:27:23 | 0:27:27 | |
-Yes... -Mm-hm. -Yeah. | 0:27:27 | 0:27:30 | |
-Big yes. -They are lovely graphs. | 0:27:30 | 0:27:32 | |
Oh, thank you. | 0:27:32 | 0:27:33 | |
It's going to be a bit of a guess. | 0:27:33 | 0:27:36 | |
But it's going to be A and | 0:27:36 | 0:27:38 | |
Bucks Fizz. | 0:27:38 | 0:27:40 | |
A and Bucks Fizz. | 0:27:40 | 0:27:42 | |
There we are. So we have Conchita Wurst and Bucks Fizz. | 0:27:42 | 0:27:46 | |
David and Izzi went for Conchita Wurst for E. | 0:27:46 | 0:27:48 | |
Let's see if that's right, | 0:27:48 | 0:27:50 | |
let's see how many of our 100 people said Conchita Wurst. | 0:27:50 | 0:27:52 | |
It's right. | 0:27:54 | 0:27:55 | |
14. | 0:28:00 | 0:28:01 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:28:01 | 0:28:03 | |
14 for Conchita Wurst. That is a good score. | 0:28:03 | 0:28:06 | |
Hal and Adam have gone for Bucks Fizz for A. | 0:28:06 | 0:28:10 | |
Let's see how far down the column we get with Bucks Fizz. | 0:28:10 | 0:28:14 | |
It's right. | 0:28:17 | 0:28:18 | |
Oh, that's also going to be a good score. | 0:28:20 | 0:28:22 | |
Look at that. Very close indeed. | 0:28:22 | 0:28:23 | |
APPLAUSE 19. | 0:28:23 | 0:28:25 | |
Very well done indeed. | 0:28:25 | 0:28:27 | |
Congratulations to both pairs for grasping this with both hands, | 0:28:27 | 0:28:31 | |
this new format of round. Wasn't that fun? | 0:28:31 | 0:28:34 | |
Particular congratulations, though, to David and Izzi. | 0:28:34 | 0:28:37 | |
-After one question, you're up 1-0. -Yeah, very well played. | 0:28:37 | 0:28:39 | |
Now, there's a couple of answers there | 0:28:39 | 0:28:41 | |
that would've won you the points. | 0:28:41 | 0:28:43 | |
B would not cos that is Abba. | 0:28:43 | 0:28:45 | |
With 25 points. | 0:28:46 | 0:28:48 | |
C, it's Johnny Logan with Hold Me Now. | 0:28:48 | 0:28:51 | |
The second of his wins. 8 points for that. | 0:28:51 | 0:28:54 | |
And who could forget, in 1968, Spain won with La, La, La by Massiel? | 0:28:54 | 0:29:00 | |
Massiel. Very well done if you said that. 1 point. | 0:29:00 | 0:29:02 | |
There we are. Thank you very much. | 0:29:02 | 0:29:04 | |
Here's your second question. Hal and Adam, you get to answer it first, | 0:29:04 | 0:29:07 | |
but you have to win it to stay in the game so best of luck. | 0:29:07 | 0:29:10 | |
It concerns... | 0:29:10 | 0:29:11 | |
-British islands. Richard. -We're going to show you the names | 0:29:14 | 0:29:16 | |
of five British islands, or Crown Dependencies, Overseas Territories, | 0:29:16 | 0:29:19 | |
but we've missed out alternate letters. | 0:29:19 | 0:29:21 | |
-Can you fill in those gaps, please? -Thanks very much. | 0:29:21 | 0:29:24 | |
Let's reveal our British islands with bits missing, | 0:29:24 | 0:29:26 | |
and here they are. We've got... | 0:29:26 | 0:29:28 | |
I'll read those all one last time. | 0:29:40 | 0:29:41 | |
Hal and Adam will go first. | 0:29:49 | 0:29:52 | |
I know three, four and five. | 0:29:52 | 0:29:54 | |
Go with whichever one you think. | 0:29:54 | 0:29:56 | |
What's the second one? | 0:29:56 | 0:29:57 | |
Cayman Islands. Do you think | 0:29:57 | 0:29:59 | |
Saint Helena is a good answer? | 0:29:59 | 0:30:01 | |
I think we're going to go | 0:30:01 | 0:30:03 | |
right down the middle and say | 0:30:03 | 0:30:04 | |
-Saint Helena. -Saint Helena, say Hal and Adam. Saint Helena. | 0:30:04 | 0:30:09 | |
David and Izzi, do you want to talk us through | 0:30:09 | 0:30:11 | |
the rest of those islands? | 0:30:11 | 0:30:13 | |
We'd love to, but we're struggling, to be honest with you, on them. | 0:30:13 | 0:30:16 | |
And the only one | 0:30:16 | 0:30:18 | |
we can definitely get, I hope, | 0:30:18 | 0:30:20 | |
is the Isles of Scilly. | 0:30:20 | 0:30:22 | |
OK, the Isles of Scilly. | 0:30:22 | 0:30:24 | |
So, we have Saint Helena and the Isles of Scilly. | 0:30:24 | 0:30:26 | |
Hal and Adam went for Saint Helena. | 0:30:26 | 0:30:28 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people spotted that. | 0:30:28 | 0:30:30 | |
It's right. | 0:30:33 | 0:30:34 | |
That is a great score, | 0:30:39 | 0:30:41 | |
Hal and Adam. Very well done indeed. | 0:30:41 | 0:30:42 | |
APPLAUSE 10. | 0:30:42 | 0:30:45 | |
10 for Saint Helena. Now, David and Izzi, meanwhile, | 0:30:45 | 0:30:47 | |
have gone for the Isles of Scilly. Let's see if that's right, | 0:30:47 | 0:30:50 | |
let's see how many of our 100 people said the Isles of Scilly. | 0:30:50 | 0:30:53 | |
It's right. | 0:30:56 | 0:30:57 | |
60 for the Isles of Scilly. | 0:30:59 | 0:31:01 | |
APPLAUSE There we are. | 0:31:01 | 0:31:04 | |
Hal and Adam, back in the game. After two questions, it's 1-1. | 0:31:04 | 0:31:07 | |
Very well played. Yes, Saint Helena, | 0:31:07 | 0:31:08 | |
obviously where Napoleon Bonaparte was exiled. | 0:31:08 | 0:31:11 | |
-Now the top two are... -Pitcairn. -Pitcairn Islands. 24 points. | 0:31:11 | 0:31:15 | |
I'm struggling with the second one. | 0:31:15 | 0:31:17 | |
-It's got more registered businesses... -Cayman! -..than people. | 0:31:17 | 0:31:20 | |
-Cayman. -Cayman Islands. Yeah. | 0:31:20 | 0:31:22 | |
Notorious tax haven. 45 points. | 0:31:22 | 0:31:24 | |
-And the bottom one. -Jersey. | 0:31:24 | 0:31:25 | |
Jersey. Yeah. | 0:31:25 | 0:31:27 | |
That would've scored 79. | 0:31:27 | 0:31:28 | |
So, Saint Helena, best answer on the board, guys, well played. | 0:31:28 | 0:31:31 | |
Thanks very much indeed. | 0:31:31 | 0:31:32 | |
Well, it comes down to our third question. | 0:31:32 | 0:31:35 | |
Whoever wins this one, the decider, goes through to the final | 0:31:35 | 0:31:38 | |
and plays for that jackpot. Best of luck to both pairs. | 0:31:38 | 0:31:40 | |
Our deciding question concerns... | 0:31:40 | 0:31:43 | |
People with palindromic names. Izzi. | 0:31:45 | 0:31:48 | |
I know, Izzi should be good at this. We're going to show you | 0:31:48 | 0:31:50 | |
five descriptions of people whose first names are palindromes. | 0:31:50 | 0:31:53 | |
Can you tell us these names, please? Very best of luck. | 0:31:53 | 0:31:56 | |
OK. Let's reveal our five clues, and here they come. | 0:31:56 | 0:31:59 | |
We have got... | 0:31:59 | 0:32:00 | |
I'll read those all one last time. | 0:32:16 | 0:32:18 | |
David and Izzi will go first. | 0:32:33 | 0:32:35 | |
-Do you know any? -Elle Macpherson. | 0:32:37 | 0:32:39 | |
Yeah. Do you know any of the others? | 0:32:39 | 0:32:42 | |
Do you know the S Club 7? | 0:32:42 | 0:32:44 | |
Rachel Stevens. | 0:32:44 | 0:32:46 | |
Erm, I think we're going to go with the Australian model | 0:32:47 | 0:32:50 | |
and presenter of Britain and Ireland's Next Top Model | 0:32:50 | 0:32:52 | |
and Elle Macpherson. | 0:32:52 | 0:32:53 | |
Elle Macpherson, say David and Izzi. Elle Macpherson. | 0:32:53 | 0:32:56 | |
Now, Hal and Adam, do you want to talk us through that board? | 0:32:56 | 0:33:00 | |
-No. -No. Not at all. -LAUGHTER | 0:33:00 | 0:33:03 | |
Although, as I sit here, one has just popped into my mind. | 0:33:03 | 0:33:05 | |
-The bottom one... -Yeah? | 0:33:05 | 0:33:07 | |
I think Otto von Bismarck. | 0:33:07 | 0:33:10 | |
OK. I like the Bismarck. You're going Otto. | 0:33:10 | 0:33:12 | |
So we have Elle and we have Otto. | 0:33:12 | 0:33:15 | |
Now, David and Izzi went for Elle. | 0:33:15 | 0:33:17 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said Elle. | 0:33:17 | 0:33:20 | |
Elle is right. | 0:33:23 | 0:33:24 | |
25. | 0:33:29 | 0:33:30 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:33:30 | 0:33:32 | |
25 for Elle. Now, Hal and Adam have gone for Otto. | 0:33:32 | 0:33:36 | |
Let's see if that's right, | 0:33:36 | 0:33:37 | |
let's see how many of our 100 people said Otto. | 0:33:37 | 0:33:39 | |
It's right. | 0:33:42 | 0:33:43 | |
It's got to beat 25. | 0:33:44 | 0:33:46 | |
Which it does. | 0:33:47 | 0:33:48 | |
15 for Otto. | 0:33:48 | 0:33:49 | |
Very well done indeed, Adam. APPLAUSE | 0:33:49 | 0:33:51 | |
That popped in in the nick of time there, and it means, | 0:33:51 | 0:33:54 | |
after three questions, Hal and Adam are through to the final 2-1. | 0:33:54 | 0:33:57 | |
Two good answers there. Well played both teams. | 0:33:57 | 0:33:59 | |
The biggest scorer on the board is the S Club 7 one, funnily enough, | 0:33:59 | 0:34:03 | |
which is Hannah Spearritt. | 0:34:03 | 0:34:04 | |
And that would've scored 29. | 0:34:05 | 0:34:07 | |
And the top one...is Ava Gardner. | 0:34:07 | 0:34:10 | |
Would've scored you 11. | 0:34:11 | 0:34:13 | |
And the actor is the lovely Nitin Ganatra. | 0:34:13 | 0:34:16 | |
-And that would've scored you 3 points. -There we are. | 0:34:17 | 0:34:19 | |
Thank you very much indeed, Richard. | 0:34:19 | 0:34:21 | |
So the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round, | 0:34:21 | 0:34:24 | |
I'm so sorry, David and Izzi. | 0:34:24 | 0:34:25 | |
Two very solid performances on the show. | 0:34:25 | 0:34:28 | |
Lovely to have you in the head-to-head on both of those. | 0:34:28 | 0:34:30 | |
And you just came up against our palindromic names, Izzi, | 0:34:30 | 0:34:33 | |
-ironically, was where you fell. -I know. | 0:34:33 | 0:34:35 | |
David and Izzi, it's been wonderful having you. Thank you for playing. | 0:34:35 | 0:34:39 | |
David and Izzi, wonderful contestants. | 0:34:39 | 0:34:40 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:34:40 | 0:34:44 | |
But, for Hal and Adam, it's now time for our Pointless final. | 0:34:44 | 0:34:47 | |
What about that? | 0:34:51 | 0:34:52 | |
Hal and Adam, you've seen off all the competition | 0:34:52 | 0:34:54 | |
and you have now won our coveted Pointless trophy. | 0:34:54 | 0:34:57 | |
You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot, | 0:35:03 | 0:35:05 | |
and at the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at £2,000. | 0:35:05 | 0:35:09 | |
Well, I think there's something poetic about this. | 0:35:12 | 0:35:15 | |
Lovely to have you here in the final round. | 0:35:15 | 0:35:17 | |
What would you like to see come up in this final round? | 0:35:17 | 0:35:20 | |
-Football. -LAUGHTER | 0:35:20 | 0:35:22 | |
-Adam? -Easy. -Well, that was said with so much authority, | 0:35:22 | 0:35:25 | |
-I don't feel I can argue with that. -LAUGHTER | 0:35:25 | 0:35:28 | |
Let's hope there's something there you like the look of. | 0:35:28 | 0:35:30 | |
There's usually something vaguely football-related, | 0:35:30 | 0:35:33 | |
but not always, by any means. | 0:35:33 | 0:35:34 | |
Today's selection looks like this. | 0:35:34 | 0:35:36 | |
I think ice-skating might be football-related. Don't you think? | 0:35:44 | 0:35:47 | |
-LAUGHTER -OK. | 0:35:47 | 0:35:48 | |
Diamonds - obviously big in both our lives. | 0:35:48 | 0:35:50 | |
-Can't get enough of ice-skating. -I like...books. | 0:35:52 | 0:35:56 | |
-You do like crime books. -Yeah. -American authors? | 0:35:56 | 0:35:59 | |
Oh, can't move in my house for American crime authors(!) | 0:35:59 | 0:36:01 | |
-Not great on music. -Erm...music, I'm pretty bad at. | 0:36:01 | 0:36:04 | |
It's got to be one of the middle two, I think. | 0:36:04 | 0:36:06 | |
But, Howard, you host the drive-time show on BFBS. | 0:36:06 | 0:36:10 | |
Yeah, I know where this is going. | 0:36:10 | 0:36:11 | |
How can popular albums of 2014 be so forbidding? | 0:36:11 | 0:36:13 | |
I know exactly where this is going, and I anticipated this question. | 0:36:13 | 0:36:16 | |
You know, you don't really have to listen to the music, | 0:36:16 | 0:36:19 | |
-you just talk after the songs. -LAUGHTER | 0:36:19 | 0:36:22 | |
-Got to be albums, I think. -That's what it's going to be? | 0:36:22 | 0:36:24 | |
-It's got to be albums. -Sorry, Hal. | 0:36:24 | 0:36:26 | |
A bit more pressure on you there, but albums popular... | 0:36:26 | 0:36:29 | |
But it's popular albums. That's handy, isn't it? | 0:36:29 | 0:36:31 | |
At least it's not the unpopular ones. | 0:36:31 | 0:36:33 | |
LAUGHTER Popular albums of 2014. Richard. | 0:36:33 | 0:36:36 | |
We're looking for any tracks on the original release of... | 0:36:36 | 0:36:39 | |
So, three massive albums there. | 0:36:48 | 0:36:50 | |
Any tracks on the original releases of Caustic Love, | 0:36:50 | 0:36:52 | |
Wanted On Voyage or In the Lonely Hour. | 0:36:52 | 0:36:55 | |
-Very best of luck. -There we go. | 0:36:55 | 0:36:57 | |
Now, as always, you've got up to one minute | 0:36:57 | 0:36:59 | |
to come up with three answers and all you need to win that jackpot | 0:36:59 | 0:37:02 | |
is for just one of your answers to be pointless. | 0:37:02 | 0:37:04 | |
-Are you ready? -Yes. | 0:37:04 | 0:37:06 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:37:06 | 0:37:08 | |
OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock. There they are. | 0:37:08 | 0:37:12 | |
Your time starts now. | 0:37:12 | 0:37:13 | |
I think...George Ezra | 0:37:13 | 0:37:16 | |
did...Cassy O'. | 0:37:16 | 0:37:18 | |
That'll do. I like that. | 0:37:18 | 0:37:19 | |
-We'll have that. -Let's go with that. | 0:37:19 | 0:37:20 | |
-It's an answer. -It's something. -Some of this must've sunk in. | 0:37:20 | 0:37:23 | |
No, none. | 0:37:23 | 0:37:24 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:37:24 | 0:37:26 | |
Yep. I mean, do we talk for the whole 60? | 0:37:26 | 0:37:29 | |
Popular...popular titles | 0:37:29 | 0:37:30 | |
always include the word love. | 0:37:30 | 0:37:32 | |
Love, yeah. | 0:37:32 | 0:37:33 | |
Yeah, love. Something with love in. | 0:37:33 | 0:37:36 | |
-Mm. -Ring any bells? | 0:37:36 | 0:37:37 | |
-I'm probably going to lose my job after this. -Probably. | 0:37:37 | 0:37:39 | |
-LAUGHTER -And you'd be right to. | 0:37:39 | 0:37:41 | |
I'm very witty in between the songs, | 0:37:41 | 0:37:43 | |
very witty. | 0:37:43 | 0:37:44 | |
So, we've got... | 0:37:44 | 0:37:46 | |
What was the George Ezra one? | 0:37:46 | 0:37:47 | |
-Cassy O', I think. -Cassy O'. -Yeah. | 0:37:47 | 0:37:50 | |
-Sam Smith? -Oh, yeah, he's on there. | 0:37:50 | 0:37:52 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:37:52 | 0:37:56 | |
These are the wrong three artists | 0:37:56 | 0:37:58 | |
for me, you may have gathered. | 0:37:58 | 0:37:59 | |
My mother bought me | 0:37:59 | 0:38:00 | |
Paolo Nutini's album. | 0:38:00 | 0:38:01 | |
Sorry, Mum, haven't listened | 0:38:01 | 0:38:03 | |
-to it yet. -Ten seconds left. | 0:38:03 | 0:38:04 | |
Yeah, we'll have to go with Cassy O', I think. | 0:38:04 | 0:38:07 | |
-Yeah. And any more? -Nope. | 0:38:07 | 0:38:10 | |
We need two more. | 0:38:10 | 0:38:11 | |
We need two more?! Oh. | 0:38:11 | 0:38:13 | |
-Great. -There's your time up. Good. | 0:38:13 | 0:38:15 | |
Well, that's in the nick of time there. | 0:38:15 | 0:38:18 | |
What answers would you like to give me? Three of them. | 0:38:18 | 0:38:22 | |
Well, I think we have one that might actually be a song. | 0:38:22 | 0:38:25 | |
-And that is Cassy O'. -Cassy O'. -By George Ezra. -OK, Cassy O'. | 0:38:25 | 0:38:28 | |
And playing on the theme that, you know, love is a popular...title, | 0:38:28 | 0:38:34 | |
I'm sure Paolo Nutini must have sung a song called A Thing Called Love. | 0:38:34 | 0:38:38 | |
-A Thing Called Love. -And also... | 0:38:38 | 0:38:41 | |
..that very popular cover he did of Love Is In The Air. | 0:38:42 | 0:38:46 | |
-Love Is In The Air, also by Paolo Nutini. -Yeah, yeah. | 0:38:46 | 0:38:49 | |
OK, of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer? | 0:38:49 | 0:38:52 | |
-Probably the right one. -Probably Cassy O'. -Cassy O', OK. | 0:38:52 | 0:38:54 | |
-LAUGHTER Cassy O' last. -Hang my hat on. | 0:38:54 | 0:38:57 | |
OK. What do you want to put first? Least likely? | 0:38:57 | 0:38:59 | |
-I don't remember the other two songs. -A Thing Called Love? | 0:38:59 | 0:39:02 | |
-Maybe we should go for that. OK. -I'm not feeling that one. | 0:39:02 | 0:39:05 | |
OK. Well, let's pop those answers up on the board in that order, | 0:39:05 | 0:39:07 | |
and here they are. Look at these. | 0:39:07 | 0:39:10 | |
There we are. Well, very, very best of luck. | 0:39:13 | 0:39:16 | |
Three wonderful answers there on the board. | 0:39:16 | 0:39:18 | |
If one of these happened to be pointless - I have to ask you - | 0:39:18 | 0:39:20 | |
what would you do with the money? | 0:39:20 | 0:39:21 | |
I would pay you off so you never aired this episode. | 0:39:21 | 0:39:24 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:39:24 | 0:39:27 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:39:27 | 0:39:31 | |
I'll tell you what, there speaks a man who does not know your price. | 0:39:32 | 0:39:35 | |
Yeah. | 0:39:35 | 0:39:37 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:39:37 | 0:39:39 | |
Adam? | 0:39:39 | 0:39:40 | |
Oh, I would definitely indulge in | 0:39:40 | 0:39:41 | |
all Paolo Nutini's recent works, I think. | 0:39:41 | 0:39:44 | |
-And maybe a bit of George Ezra. -OK. | 0:39:44 | 0:39:46 | |
Well, let's go through this. | 0:39:46 | 0:39:48 | |
Your first answer was A Thing Called Love by Paolo Nutini. | 0:39:48 | 0:39:51 | |
We were looking for any tracks on the album Caustic Love. | 0:39:51 | 0:39:53 | |
Only one of these has to be pointless | 0:39:53 | 0:39:55 | |
for you to win that jackpot. | 0:39:55 | 0:39:56 | |
Let's see how many people went for A Thing Called Love. | 0:39:56 | 0:39:59 | |
If it's pointless, it'll be worth £2,000 to you. | 0:39:59 | 0:40:01 | |
No, I'm afraid not there. | 0:40:04 | 0:40:05 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Aw! -I'm afraid not there. | 0:40:05 | 0:40:08 | |
Your next answer was the cover of Love Is In The Air, | 0:40:08 | 0:40:10 | |
also on Caustic Love by Paolo Nutini. | 0:40:10 | 0:40:14 | |
It has to be there, then it has to be pointless | 0:40:14 | 0:40:17 | |
for you to win that jackpot of £2,000. | 0:40:17 | 0:40:19 | |
Let's see how many people said Love Is In The Air, is it right? | 0:40:19 | 0:40:22 | |
CHUCKLING | 0:40:22 | 0:40:26 | |
-I fear not. AUDIENCE: -Aw! | 0:40:26 | 0:40:27 | |
No, there we are. OK, now...now, come on. | 0:40:27 | 0:40:30 | |
Here we are on terra firma here. | 0:40:30 | 0:40:32 | |
We're back in the world of actual things. | 0:40:32 | 0:40:35 | |
Your third answer...your third and final answer is Cassy O', | 0:40:35 | 0:40:38 | |
and in this case we were looking for George Ezra tracks | 0:40:38 | 0:40:41 | |
on Wanted On Voyage. Cassy O'. | 0:40:41 | 0:40:44 | |
It has to be pointless for you to win that jackpot of £2,000, | 0:40:44 | 0:40:47 | |
but let's see how many of our 100 people said Cassy O'. | 0:40:47 | 0:40:49 | |
Is it pointless? | 0:40:49 | 0:40:50 | |
It's right. There we go. Now, A Thing Called Love, | 0:40:53 | 0:40:56 | |
I'm afraid, was incorrect. | 0:40:56 | 0:40:57 | |
Love Is In The Air, likewise, incorrect. | 0:40:57 | 0:41:00 | |
Cassy O', though, down it goes. | 0:41:00 | 0:41:01 | |
Through the teens, into single figures. | 0:41:01 | 0:41:03 | |
Still going down. | 0:41:03 | 0:41:04 | |
Oh, 6. | 0:41:04 | 0:41:05 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:41:05 | 0:41:08 | |
Listen, there we are. That was a valiant attempt | 0:41:08 | 0:41:11 | |
when presented with things you didn't know. | 0:41:11 | 0:41:13 | |
Unfortunately, you didn't manage to find | 0:41:13 | 0:41:15 | |
that all-important pointless answer, | 0:41:15 | 0:41:17 | |
so you don't win today's jackpot of £2,000. | 0:41:17 | 0:41:19 | |
That will roll over onto the next show, | 0:41:19 | 0:41:20 | |
but it has been fabulous having you both on the programme - twice! | 0:41:20 | 0:41:23 | |
And through to the final this last time. Enormous fun. | 0:41:23 | 0:41:26 | |
Thank you for coming and playing so well and being such good sports, | 0:41:26 | 0:41:29 | |
and you take home a Pointless trophy each, so there you are. | 0:41:29 | 0:41:32 | |
It hasn't all been in vain. Hal and Adam. | 0:41:32 | 0:41:34 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:41:34 | 0:41:36 | |
I think that's what we call a valiant effort, gents. | 0:41:36 | 0:41:39 | |
Very well played. You've been great fun. | 0:41:39 | 0:41:41 | |
Let's take a look at the pointless answers for Paolo Nutini first. | 0:41:41 | 0:41:44 | |
You could've had... | 0:41:44 | 0:41:46 | |
You could've made up those. One Day, Someone Like You. | 0:41:48 | 0:41:50 | |
Also could've had Bus Talk. | 0:41:50 | 0:41:52 | |
That would've been harder to make up, probably. | 0:41:52 | 0:41:54 | |
Diana, Fashion and Superfly. | 0:41:54 | 0:41:56 | |
Let's take a look at George Ezra. This is another lovely album. | 0:41:56 | 0:42:00 | |
Also Spectacular Rival and Stand By Your Gun. | 0:42:04 | 0:42:07 | |
Those were pointless answers for George Ezra. | 0:42:07 | 0:42:10 | |
And only three pointless answers on the Sam Smith album. | 0:42:10 | 0:42:13 | |
Gents, you've been very, very entertaining. | 0:42:17 | 0:42:19 | |
Hal, I'm so sorry you've lost your job. | 0:42:19 | 0:42:20 | |
-And... -LAUGHTER | 0:42:20 | 0:42:22 | |
The worst thing about that, of course, British Forces Broadcasting, | 0:42:22 | 0:42:25 | |
they don't fire you, they court-martial you. It's much worse. | 0:42:25 | 0:42:28 | |
You may not know about music, but you've been | 0:42:28 | 0:42:30 | |
so genuinely entertaining, you both have. I can see why they employ you | 0:42:30 | 0:42:33 | |
and I'm sure they will do for many years to come. | 0:42:33 | 0:42:35 | |
Thank you so much, gents. | 0:42:35 | 0:42:37 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:42:37 | 0:42:40 | |
Well, unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to you, Hal and Adam, | 0:42:40 | 0:42:43 | |
but it's been fab having you on the show. | 0:42:43 | 0:42:45 | |
Thank you both so much for playing. Hal and Adam. | 0:42:45 | 0:42:47 | |
Wonderful, wonderful contestants. | 0:42:47 | 0:42:48 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:42:48 | 0:42:51 | |
Well, sadly, Hal and Adam didn't win our jackpot today, | 0:42:51 | 0:42:54 | |
which means it rolls over onto the next show | 0:42:54 | 0:42:56 | |
when we'll be playing for £3,000. There it is. | 0:42:56 | 0:42:58 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Ooh! | 0:42:58 | 0:43:00 | |
Join us next time to see if someone can win it. | 0:43:01 | 0:43:03 | |
-Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard. -Goodbye. | 0:43:03 | 0:43:05 | |
And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye. | 0:43:05 | 0:43:07 |