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Thank you very much indeed. | 0:00:22 | 0:00:23 | |
Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong, and welcome to Pointless - | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
the show that makes big winners out of the lowest scorers. | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
Let's meet today's players. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
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And couple number one. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:35 | |
Hi, I'm Dan from York, and this is my mate, Andy, from London. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:38 | |
Couple number two. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
My name's Sarah. This is my mum, Anne, | 0:00:40 | 0:00:41 | |
and we're from near Kirby Lonsdale in South Cumbria. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
-Couple number three. -Hi, I'm Jit. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
This is my friend Bepin, and we're from north-west London. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
And finally, couple number four. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
Hi, I'm Liz. This is my very good friend Julie, | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
and we're from Brighton. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
And these are today's contestants. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
Thanks very much, all of you. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:00 | |
A warm welcome to you all. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
We'll find out more about you throughout the show | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
as it goes along, so that just leaves one more person | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
for me to introduce. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:07 | |
I predict a very polite, | 0:01:07 | 0:01:08 | |
tautly reasoned and exquisitely administered riot. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:12 | |
It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
-APPLAUSE -Hiya. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
Hi, everybody. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
Good afternoon to you. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
Good afternoon. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:22 | |
Three returning pairs from the last show. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
We still haven't quite got over a couple of shows ago, | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
giving away £11,000. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:28 | |
-No. A bit giddy. -Quite... | 0:01:28 | 0:01:29 | |
-Still giddy. -Still a bit, Hee-hee! -Still giddy. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
But, amongst us, we have someone who's given us a pointless answer. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
Anne, in the last show, gave us a pointless answer | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
with antepenultimate, Words Ending M-A-T-E. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
It was very, very impressive. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:41 | |
And Bepin and Jit got through to our head-to-head last time, | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
so they've got to start as early favourites, I suspect, | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
-for today's show. -Thank you very much indeed. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
Well, Ian and Suzanne didn't win the jackpot last time, | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
so we add another £1,000 to that. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
So, today's jackpot starts off at £2,250. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:01:56 | 0:02:00 | |
Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:02:03 | 0:02:08 | |
So, I know you all know this, but I'm going to say it anyway - | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
the pair with the highest score | 0:02:11 | 0:02:12 | |
at the end of each round | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
will be eliminated. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:15 | |
Best of luck to all four pairs. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:16 | |
Our first category this afternoon... | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
Books And Plays. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:22 | |
Can you all decide, in your pairs, | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
who's going to go first, who's going to go second? | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
OK, and the question concerns... | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
Works Of Literature And Their Subtitles, Richard. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
On each board, we're going to show you seven subtitles | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
or alternate titles of famous books or plays, | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
alongside their author as well. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
We just need you to name the book or play, please. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
There's going to be 14 in all to have a go at, at home, | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
-so very best of luck. -Thank you very much indeed. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
So, let's reveal our first board of seven subtitles, and here they are. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:59 | |
We have got... | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
I'll read those one last time. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
Dan, a warm welcome to Pointless. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
What do you do up in York, Dan? | 0:03:35 | 0:03:36 | |
I'm a lecturer. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
-At the university? -Yes. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
What do you lecture in? | 0:03:40 | 0:03:41 | |
Social policy. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:42 | |
And how long have you been lecturing? | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
Three and a bit years. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:46 | |
And what do you do when you're not lecturing? | 0:03:46 | 0:03:49 | |
A bit of football, | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
not to a very high standard, but a bit of football, a bit of jogging. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
But we've got two young children, | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
-so it's mostly parenting. -Mostly parenting, absolutely. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
Now, Dan, how do you find this board? | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
It should be easy, and it's not. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
It should be easy, you're absolutely right. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
And I was about to say, | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
I'm going to play it safe, | 0:04:08 | 0:04:09 | |
so I'm going to go for The Boy Who Wouldn't Grow Up, | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
and I'm going to go... | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
..The Adventures Of Peter Pan. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
The Adventures Of Peter Pan, says Dan. The Adventures Of Peter Pan. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
Let's see if that's right. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said that. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
It's right. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:27 | |
59. APPLAUSE | 0:04:29 | 0:04:33 | |
59 for Peter Pan. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
Yeah, Peter Pan. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:36 | |
First premiered as a play in 1904. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
There we are. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:40 | |
Released as a novel later, Peter And Wendy. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
There we are again. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
Thank you very much, Richard. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
Sarah, welcome back. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
Remind us what you do, Sarah. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:49 | |
I'm an English literature student at Newcastle University. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:53 | |
-You've just finished your first year. -Yeah. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
No, no, we'll come to the board in a moment, don't you worry. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:59 | |
Apart from English literature, | 0:04:59 | 0:05:00 | |
what do you like getting up to at university? | 0:05:00 | 0:05:04 | |
I like going to gigs, | 0:05:04 | 0:05:07 | |
going to the pub, | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
going to festivals. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
That sort of stuff, really. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:12 | |
That kind of caper. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
OK, now, Sarah... | 0:05:14 | 0:05:15 | |
..this board of these plays and these books. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
It's not actually too bad. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:20 | |
I think I'm going to play kind of safe, | 0:05:23 | 0:05:24 | |
cos I did this book last semester, | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
and say Frankenstein | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
for The Modern Prometheus. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
OK, Frankenstein, says Sarah. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:32 | |
Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many of our 100 people said it. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:36 | |
It's right. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:38 | |
43. APPLAUSE | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
43. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
Well played, Sarah. First published in 1818. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:49 | |
Students have taken to saying "semester". | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
I was just thinking that as well. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
We've had that a few times recently. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:54 | |
For us, it was just Ferris Bueller's Day Off or something, wasn't it? | 0:05:54 | 0:05:57 | |
-Yeah. -These days, actually what they call it. -Yeah. | 0:05:57 | 0:06:00 | |
I've only heard that in terms of pregnancy before. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:02 | |
-What, semester? -Yeah. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:03 | |
Oh, no, trimester. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
I do beg your pardon. LAUGHTER | 0:06:05 | 0:06:06 | |
That's the one. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
Do you know what? I've said this before, I'm going to say it again. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
-Your poor wife. -Oh, I know. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
I know. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:14 | |
Yeah, so, semester - apparently that's... | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
Well, that's good, we can keep up with that. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
Thank you, Richard. Now, Jit. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
Hi. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
Jit, welcome back. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:23 | |
Remind us what you do, Jit. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:24 | |
I'm an accountant, so I work for a digital media agency in London. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
-What do they do? -Digital marketing. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
Digital marketing. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
-You're none the wiser, are you? -No, absolutely no idea. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
Digital marketing, though. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
They're fun accounts to run, aren't they? | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
More fun than others, I would say. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
Yes, I'd say. Now, when you're not accounting, Jit, | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
what do you get up to? | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
Yeah, so I'm a big sports fan, | 0:06:44 | 0:06:45 | |
so I love to play golf and follow cricket as much as I can... | 0:06:45 | 0:06:49 | |
and a bit of film now and again, yeah. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
OK, now, this board... | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
of our subtitles. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:56 | |
How are you feeling about it? | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
Not very good. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
So, I... | 0:07:00 | 0:07:01 | |
..am going to have to go for the obvious one, | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
I think it's obvious anyway. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:05 | |
So, it's There And Back Again - The Lord Of The Rings. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:08 | |
The Lord Of The Rings, says Jit, for There And Back Again, | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
Let's see if that's right. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said, The Lord Of The Rings. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
-No. -It's The Hobbit. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
It is not The Lord Of The Rings, I'm afraid, Jit. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
That scores you 100 points. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
Yeah, sorry, Jit, but at least it turns out | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
-you didn't go for the obvious one. -Yeah, exactly. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
There we are. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:30 | |
Thanks very much indeed. Now, Julie, welcome back. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
-Hi there. -It was Round One. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
I don't think it was any fault of yours. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:36 | |
Two perfectly good answers we had in our word round, | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
-but they were just high-scorers. -They were, weren't they? | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
I've thought of another one when it was a bit late. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
What's decimate? | 0:07:44 | 0:07:45 | |
Hold on a minute. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
That was on the last... You can't do that. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
-LAUGHTER -Oh, sorry. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:51 | |
That's absolutely outrageous. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
-Oh, I'm so sorry. -I can't believe it. Would have scored 11 points. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
-Really? -Oh. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:57 | |
It would have been great if it scored 10, wouldn't it? | 0:07:57 | 0:08:00 | |
-Yeah. -Oh, wouldn't that have been lovely? | 0:08:00 | 0:08:01 | |
That is the longest anyone's taken to answer a question | 0:08:01 | 0:08:04 | |
-in the history of Pointless. -LAUGHTER | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
-And you go through, what about that? -Thanks. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
But into last show's Round Two. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
Now, Julie, this board is all yours. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
If you wanted to, you could talk us through it | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
and fill in all those blanks. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
I can't do all of them. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
Well, I hope I can do some of them. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:21 | |
I think A Romance Of Exmoor | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
might be Lorna Doone. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:24 | |
A Study Of Provincial Life, | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
is that Mill On The floss? | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
The Whale... | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
Moby-Dick. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:33 | |
I think I'm going to go for the top one | 0:08:34 | 0:08:36 | |
and hope I'm right with Lorna Doone. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:39 | |
Lorna Doone, says Julie. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:40 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said, Lorna Doone. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:43 | |
It's right. Very well done, Julie. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
Well, 43 is our low score at this point, | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
you whizz past that. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
Down, you go, to 10. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:53 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:08:53 | 0:08:54 | |
That's the score you were after with decimate, of course... | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
and you get it with Lorna Doone. | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
Yeah, very well played, Julie. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:01 | |
I'm looking forward to the answer you give us next time as well. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
Now, let's fill in the rest of these. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
You are absolutely right about The Whale. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
That is Moby-Dick... | 0:09:08 | 0:09:11 | |
and that would have scored 41 points. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:12 | |
But let's clear up There And Back Again. Not Lord of the Rings. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
You won't be the only person to have made that mistake, I can assure you. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:18 | |
-It was... -The Hobbit. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
-The Hobbit. -Yep, 20 points for that. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
Study Of Provincial Life is not Mill On The Floss. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
-Middlemarch. -Middlemarch. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:26 | |
It's the best answer on the board as well, | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
would have scored you 3 points. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
And A Trivial Comedy For Serious People? | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
I would say The Importance Of Being Earnest as a punt. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
You would be right. Yep. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:35 | |
Would score you 16 points. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
Thank you very much. Well, we're halfway through our first round. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:40 | |
Let's take a look at those scores. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:41 | |
Well, Julie and Liz, look at that, | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
our low scorers there on the far podium. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
Very well done indeed, lovely low-scoring from you, Julie. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
Then up to 43, where we find Sarah and Anne. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
Then up to 59, Dan and Andy. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
And then, oh, Jit and Bepin, | 0:09:52 | 0:09:53 | |
I'm sorry, 100 points. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
That's high. Bepin, find a low score on the next board, | 0:09:56 | 0:09:59 | |
truffle it out and let's hope it's low enough to keep you in the game. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
We're going to come back down the line now. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:04 | |
Can the second players please step up to the podium? | 0:10:04 | 0:10:07 | |
OK, let's put seven more subtitles up on the board, and here they are. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:12 | |
We've got... | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
I'll read all of those one last time. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
Liz, welcome back. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
-Hello. -Also here from Brighton. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:53 | |
Now, you and Julie met on a writing course. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
-We did. -And you said you've been friends for a very long time. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:59 | |
We had, but we lost touch and then we met again in the pub. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:02 | |
She recognised me. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:03 | |
Oh, that's nice. Had you fallen out over a piece of writing? | 0:11:03 | 0:11:06 | |
-No, no. -Maybe a short story. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:08 | |
A thinly disguised version of Julie had appeared. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:11 | |
No, nothing like that. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
Has Julie come back to the group? | 0:11:13 | 0:11:14 | |
Yes. Different group, but... | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
-That's good. -So, we run each other's stories past each other, don't we? | 0:11:16 | 0:11:19 | |
That's nice, nice to have an editor before it goes. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
-Do you ever have to read them out to the rest of the group? -Yes. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
That's quite nervy, isn't it? | 0:11:25 | 0:11:26 | |
The worst part was | 0:11:26 | 0:11:27 | |
reading other people's and trying not to laugh. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
Oh, now, Liz, that's unfair. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:31 | |
It is unkind. Sorry. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
Now, Liz, what about this board? | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
You're currently riding high there with only 10. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:38 | |
Do you want to keep this up with a nice low score here? | 0:11:38 | 0:11:41 | |
I do know some of them. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
I don't really want to risk | 0:11:45 | 0:11:47 | |
the ones I'm not sure about. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
I think the ones I know mostly are children's books, but... | 0:11:49 | 0:11:52 | |
Well, I'll go for one that isn't a children's book, The Moor Of Venice, | 0:11:54 | 0:11:57 | |
which I think is Otello. | 0:11:57 | 0:11:59 | |
Otello, or Othello, says Liz. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:01 | |
Nice opera pronunciation there. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:04 | |
Othello. Here is your red line, lovely and high. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:06 | |
If you can get below that with Othello, | 0:12:06 | 0:12:08 | |
you are through to the next round. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:09 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said, Othello. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:12 | |
You're through. Very well done. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:15 | |
That's a great answer. APPLAUSE | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
17, takes your total up to 27. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:24 | |
The lowest total of the round, | 0:12:24 | 0:12:25 | |
I can say, right now. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
Well played, Liz. Very impressive. Yeah. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
It was first performed in 1604, Othello. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
Thank you, Richard. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:33 | |
Now, Bepin, you're the high-scorers. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:35 | |
We need a low score from you. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:36 | |
Remind us what you do, Bepin. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:38 | |
I'm a chartered accountant. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:39 | |
Are you also an accountant for a digital marketing company? | 0:12:39 | 0:12:42 | |
I'm not, no. For a property company. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
Oh, that's OK, property company's quite fun as well. Isn't it? | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
It's not quite as fun as digital marketing but... | 0:12:46 | 0:12:49 | |
-Not that glamorous. -Which region of London do you work in? | 0:12:49 | 0:12:52 | |
Quite central. West End. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:53 | |
Sort of near Leicester Square. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:55 | |
-I see, quite a nice place to be. -Yeah, very nice. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:57 | |
Yeah, very good. | 0:12:57 | 0:12:58 | |
And what are your interests outside the world of accounting? | 0:12:58 | 0:13:01 | |
I play a bit of golf, | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
I like my films... | 0:13:03 | 0:13:04 | |
Reading every now and again. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:07 | |
OK. Have you read any of these books? | 0:13:07 | 0:13:10 | |
I have read one of them a long time ago as a physics graduate, | 0:13:10 | 0:13:14 | |
but I'm not sure of the title - | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
but I'm going to have a guess. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:18 | |
The Stephen Hawking one, | 0:13:18 | 0:13:19 | |
A Brief History Of Time. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:20 | |
A Brief History Of Time, says Bepin. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
No red line for you, you're the high-scorers. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said, A Brief History Of Time. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:28 | |
It's right. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:30 | |
There we are, 16, good answer. APPLAUSE | 0:13:35 | 0:13:39 | |
116. I mean, you could feasibly | 0:13:39 | 0:13:41 | |
have kept yourself in the game with that, Bepin. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
Yeah, well played. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:44 | |
A book that attempts to explain all sorts of things - | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
the big bang, the black hole - to non-specialist readers. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
Thank you, Richard. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
Now then, Anne. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:52 | |
-Hello. -Welcome back. -Thank you. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:53 | |
Now, Anne, last time you were here, | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
you were wearing a beautiful rainbow-coloured jersey. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
I was, yes. | 0:13:58 | 0:13:59 | |
That was somehow symbolic because your parish is the Rainbow Parish. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:02 | |
It is known as the Rainbow Parish. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:03 | |
Cos it's got seven or actually eight teams... | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 | |
It started off with seven churches in the group. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:07 | |
It's got eight now, | 0:14:07 | 0:14:09 | |
but we still call it the Rainbow Parish. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:11 | |
-Very good indeed. And you are here from Kirby Lonsdale... -Yep. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:14 | |
..where you are a curate. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:15 | |
How long have you been the curate there? | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
Just over a year. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
Oh, I see, so very recent. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:20 | |
-Yes. -Do you ever preach? | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
Oh, yes. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:23 | |
Will Pointless be featuring as... | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
As the beginning... | 0:14:26 | 0:14:27 | |
You know, you always have to start off a sermon | 0:14:27 | 0:14:29 | |
with something quite funny. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
When I was training, I was on placement in a church | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
and the only sermon I preached in that placement church, | 0:14:33 | 0:14:36 | |
I did actually mention Pointless. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:37 | |
-There you are. -But that was three or four years ago. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:40 | |
I wonder what sort of other allegory you can draw out of Pointless. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:42 | |
We'll have to see what kind of show it is. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
-It sort of depends if Anne wins or not. -Well, exactly. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:47 | |
I suspect if she doesn't win, | 0:14:47 | 0:14:48 | |
there's going to be no sermon at all. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:51 | |
Probably learn a lot about how to deal with failure | 0:14:51 | 0:14:53 | |
-as well as how to deal with success. -See? There we are. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:55 | |
There we are. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:57 | |
Anyway, Anne, what would you like to go for? | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
You're on 43, if you can score 72 or less... | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
OK. I think I know most of them. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
Again, most of them are, sort of, from my childhood, | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
but I will also go for the one that's not a children's story | 0:15:08 | 0:15:12 | |
and The Sacred And Profane Memories Of Captain Charles Ryder - | 0:15:12 | 0:15:16 | |
Brideshead Revisited. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:17 | |
Brideshead Revisited, says Anne. Here is your red line. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:20 | |
Nice and high. Get below that with Brideshead Revisisted, | 0:15:20 | 0:15:22 | |
you are into Round Two. Let's see how many people said it. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:26 | |
It's right. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:29 | |
And you are through to the next round. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:31 | |
Well done. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:33 | |
That's a good answer. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:34 | |
Look at that. Down it goes to five. APPLAUSE | 0:15:34 | 0:15:37 | |
Not just a good answer, the best answer of the round so far. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:40 | |
48 is your total. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:41 | |
Yeah, very famously, of course, | 0:15:41 | 0:15:42 | |
it was the Downton Abbey of its time, | 0:15:42 | 0:15:44 | |
the TV series of Brideshead Revisited. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:46 | |
-Wasn't it? Yes. -From 1981. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:48 | |
Yeah. What a piece of work. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:49 | |
-Oh, wasn't he? -Yeah. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:51 | |
-I didn't watch it. -No. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:52 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:15:52 | 0:15:54 | |
But, Grr! | 0:15:54 | 0:15:55 | |
You and I were both 11. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:57 | |
Yeah, exactly, so I think we've got an excuse. | 0:15:57 | 0:15:59 | |
-Yeah. -To me, it's like A Brief History Of Time. -Exactly. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:02 | |
-I know it exists... -That wasn't me saying it was before our time, | 0:16:02 | 0:16:05 | |
you understand, that wasn't me contravening the... | 0:16:05 | 0:16:07 | |
-Ooh, sounded a bit like... -..the cardinal rule. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:09 | |
-We wouldn't have watched it. -No, I was just saying we were in bed. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:12 | |
-I mean... Yes, we were in bed. -LAUGHTER | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
Really? In front of a curate? | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:16:17 | 0:16:20 | |
-Erm, Andy. -Hello. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:21 | |
Andy, welcome to Pointless. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:23 | |
Yes, our only new couple, in fact. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:25 | |
Andy, what do you do? | 0:16:25 | 0:16:27 | |
I'm an anti-doping scientist. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:29 | |
-Oh, now THAT'S fun. -We haven't had one of those before. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:34 | |
Never. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:35 | |
In 936 shows, | 0:16:35 | 0:16:38 | |
we've never had an anti-doping scientist. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:40 | |
In which areas do you anti-dope? | 0:16:40 | 0:16:43 | |
-It's all sports. So, all the... -All sports. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:45 | |
-Football, rugby, athletes. -Oh, I see, but it's humans, | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
it's not racehorses or anything like that? | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
-No, it's not dogs, it's just humans. -I see. OK. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:52 | |
Goodness me. So, your job is to turn up and... | 0:16:52 | 0:16:55 | |
-ring people's doorbells? -No, I work in a lab. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:58 | |
-Oh, you work in a lab? -Yes. -So, you get brought the samples. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:01 | |
-I get brought all the samples. -OK. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:02 | |
So, do you add chemicals and see what happens? | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
Or do you dip bits or paper in | 0:17:04 | 0:17:05 | |
and see what happens? | 0:17:05 | 0:17:07 | |
We take the sample and then put it in an instrument | 0:17:07 | 0:17:09 | |
-and it tells us whether... -A centrifuge? | 0:17:09 | 0:17:11 | |
-Yeah, we use a centrifuge, yeah. -Yeah. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:13 | |
And you can see, at a glance, what has... | 0:17:13 | 0:17:15 | |
-Pretty much, yeah. -..what's been going on. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:17 | |
If the centrifuge goes faster, you know there's drugs in the sample. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:20 | |
Yeah. LAUGHTER | 0:17:20 | 0:17:22 | |
Now, then, Andy... | 0:17:22 | 0:17:23 | |
..you're on 59, you have to score 56 or less to stay with us. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:26 | |
That board's all yours. Talk us through it. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:29 | |
Right, well... | 0:17:29 | 0:17:30 | |
I'm not 100% on any of them. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:33 | |
I think the top one, at a guess, | 0:17:33 | 0:17:35 | |
would be... | 0:17:35 | 0:17:36 | |
maybe Lord Of The Flies. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:38 | |
And then The Autobiography Of A Horse... | 0:17:38 | 0:17:40 | |
Black Beauty. So, I'll go with that one. Black Beauty. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:45 | |
You're going to go with Black Beauty. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:47 | |
OK. Here's your red line. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:48 | |
If you can get below that with Black Beauty, you're into Round Two. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:51 | |
How many of our 100 people said, Black Beauty? | 0:17:51 | 0:17:54 | |
It's right. | 0:17:57 | 0:17:58 | |
Well done. Oh, look at that. APPLAUSE | 0:17:59 | 0:18:02 | |
You needed 56, you got 51. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:04 | |
Your total is 110. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:06 | |
-Very well done. -Yeah, very well done. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:09 | |
It sold over 50 million copies, Black Beauty. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:11 | |
Isn't that amazing? Let's fill in the rest of these. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:14 | |
It's the only one you knew, | 0:18:14 | 0:18:15 | |
cos you were wrong about The Children's Crusade. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:18 | |
-That is, of course... -Slaughterhouse Five. -..Slaughterhouse Five. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:21 | |
Lord Of The Flies is William Golding. Four points for that. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:24 | |
Louisa M Alcott, lots of people would have got. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:26 | |
-Little Women. -Little Women. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
26. And The Magical Car? | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
-Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. -Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
And that would have scored you 38, | 0:18:32 | 0:18:34 | |
so the best answer on the board is Slaughterhouse Five. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
Very well played if you got that. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:37 | |
Thank you very much indeed. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:39 | |
So, at the end of our first round, | 0:18:39 | 0:18:40 | |
the pair we've got to say goodbye to... | 0:18:40 | 0:18:42 | |
They were in the head-to-head last time, Bepin and Jit. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
I'm so sorry. Round One, this time, we have to say goodbye to you. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:47 | |
Been great having you on the show. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:48 | |
-Thank you so much for playing. Bepin and Jit. -Thanks. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:51 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:18:51 | 0:18:53 | |
But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:56 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:18:56 | 0:19:00 | |
Well done, everyone. We've made it to Round Two. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:03 | |
This is very pleasing. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:04 | |
Liz and Julie, our two writers, | 0:19:04 | 0:19:06 | |
our lowest scoring team there, so well done. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:09 | |
And Anne, our lowest scoring individual. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
So, very well done. Best of luck to all three pairs. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
Our category for Round Two this afternoon is... | 0:19:13 | 0:19:16 | |
Celebrity Marriages. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:19 | |
Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first, | 0:19:19 | 0:19:21 | |
who's going to go second? | 0:19:21 | 0:19:22 | |
And whoever's going first, please step to the podium. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:25 | |
OK, and the question concerns... | 0:19:28 | 0:19:30 | |
Husbands and wives, Richard. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:35 | |
Yeah, we're going to show you 12 pictures now, | 0:19:35 | 0:19:37 | |
on the board, of celebrities. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
We need the name of anyone who has been married | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
to one of these 12 people, please. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:42 | |
So, the full name of anyone who's been married | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
to one of these 12 people. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:46 | |
Very best of luck. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:47 | |
OK. So, as Richard's just said, | 0:19:47 | 0:19:49 | |
we're going to put 12 people up on the board. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:50 | |
They're going to stay for the whole round. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:52 | |
OK, let's reveal our 12 people, | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
and here they come. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
So we're looking for anyone who's been married | 0:19:56 | 0:19:58 | |
to any one of these people. | 0:19:58 | 0:19:59 | |
There we go. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:02 | |
Dan... | 0:20:04 | 0:20:06 | |
we just need a name from you. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:07 | |
Don't need to associated it with any of the people there. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:10 | |
You can just say a name. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:12 | |
Well, I think it's quite a tough board. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:14 | |
I'm going to go with Billie Piper. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
Billie Piper, says Dan. Billie Piper. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
Let's see if it's right. Let's see how many of our 100 people said it. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:23 | |
It's right. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:26 | |
49. APPLAUSE | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
49. Not bad. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:33 | |
Yeah, well played. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:34 | |
She was married to the gentleman on the bottom row, | 0:20:34 | 0:20:37 | |
-second from the right. -Yes, gentleman. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:39 | |
That gentleman. | 0:20:39 | 0:20:41 | |
I don't think that's what he was referred to as at his wedding. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
Do you, the gentleman on the bottom row, second from the right | 0:20:43 | 0:20:47 | |
take Billie Piper, out of Doctor Who, | 0:20:47 | 0:20:49 | |
to be your lawfully wedded wife? | 0:20:49 | 0:20:50 | |
There we are. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
OK. Now, Anne... | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
what would you like to go for? | 0:20:54 | 0:20:56 | |
Hmm. | 0:20:56 | 0:20:58 | |
Not even sure who most of them are. | 0:20:58 | 0:21:00 | |
I would like to go... | 0:21:02 | 0:21:04 | |
Natasha Kaplinsky. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:06 | |
Natasha Kaplinsky, says Anne. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
Let's see if that's right. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:09 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said, Natasha Kaplinsky. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:13 | |
I'm sorry, Anne. I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer | 0:21:16 | 0:21:19 | |
and it scores you 100 points. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:21 | |
I am intrigued now, though, | 0:21:21 | 0:21:22 | |
-that Anne knows some celebrity gossip that we don't know. -Yeah. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:25 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:21:25 | 0:21:27 | |
Interesting. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:28 | |
Now, Liz... | 0:21:28 | 0:21:30 | |
we are looking for the husbands or wives | 0:21:30 | 0:21:32 | |
of any one of these people. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:34 | |
I find this quite difficult | 0:21:35 | 0:21:37 | |
but I'm going to say Bruce Willis. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
Bruce Willis, says Liz. Bruce Willis. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said that. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:43 | |
It's right. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:46 | |
That's a good answer, Liz. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:51 | |
Very well done indeed. 30 for Bruce Willis. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:53 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:21:53 | 0:21:56 | |
Well played, Liz. Yeah, he married the lady on the top left... | 0:21:57 | 0:22:00 | |
Mm-hmm. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:02 | |
-..didn't he? -Very discreet - this, somehow - isn't it? -It really is. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:05 | |
The lady on the top left. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:06 | |
-Yeah. -Ahem. | 0:22:06 | 0:22:08 | |
THEY CLEAR THEIR THROATS | 0:22:08 | 0:22:09 | |
-Yep. Yes, he did. -Of course, Bruce Willis, | 0:22:09 | 0:22:11 | |
You know who he went on to marry? | 0:22:11 | 0:22:12 | |
-Natasha Kaplinsky. -LAUGHTER | 0:22:12 | 0:22:14 | |
-Of course. One forgets that. -Yep. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:16 | |
We're halfway through the round. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:17 | |
Let's take a look at those scores as they stand. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:20 | |
30, Liz, once again, over there, | 0:22:20 | 0:22:21 | |
looking very strong, Liz and Julie. Lovely low-scoring there. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:24 | |
Then up to 49, where we find Dan and Andy, | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
and then Anne and Sarah | 0:22:26 | 0:22:28 | |
on 100 at the moment. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:30 | |
Sarah, I hope you've got a nice, low-scoring answer. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:33 | |
We might need it from you to keep you in the game. | 0:22:33 | 0:22:35 | |
We're going to go back down the line now. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:37 | |
Can the second players please step up to the podium? | 0:22:37 | 0:22:40 | |
-Now, Julie. -Hi. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:44 | |
Julie, we are looking for husbands | 0:22:44 | 0:22:45 | |
or wives | 0:22:45 | 0:22:47 | |
of any of these people. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:49 | |
Well, I'm hoping I recognise her | 0:22:50 | 0:22:52 | |
and I'm going to say, John Lloyd. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:55 | |
John Lloyd, says Julie. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:57 | |
John Lloyd. You want to be scoring 69. | 0:22:57 | 0:22:59 | |
Here is your red line. Get below that, you're into the head-to-head. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:02 | |
How many people said, John Lloyd? | 0:23:02 | 0:23:04 | |
It's right. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:07 | |
Very well done indeed. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:09 | |
10 for John Lloyd. APPLAUSE | 0:23:13 | 0:23:15 | |
Another fabulous low score over there, taking your total up to 40. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:19 | |
Very good, Julie and Liz, aren't they? | 0:23:19 | 0:23:21 | |
-Very good. -Really, really good. Yes, you did recognise her, | 0:23:21 | 0:23:24 | |
the lady in the middle row. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:26 | |
First one. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:27 | |
Married to John Lloyd, | 0:23:27 | 0:23:29 | |
if you know what I mean. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:30 | |
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:32 | |
Say, literally, no more. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:34 | |
Sarah, you're the high-scorers, | 0:23:34 | 0:23:36 | |
so we need something low-scoring from you. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:39 | |
I don't know... | 0:23:41 | 0:23:43 | |
I think... | 0:23:43 | 0:23:44 | |
Is Kid Rock an acceptable answer | 0:23:44 | 0:23:46 | |
or does it have to be his actual name? | 0:23:46 | 0:23:48 | |
Kid Rock. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:49 | |
I think that sounds acceptable. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:51 | |
That's a... | 0:23:51 | 0:23:52 | |
It sounds good to me. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
Richard's just made his sounds good to me face... | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
so I think it's good. Let's see. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:58 | |
Kid Rock, is that right? | 0:23:58 | 0:23:59 | |
No red line for you as you're the high-scorers | 0:23:59 | 0:24:01 | |
but how many people said, Kid Rock? Is it right? | 0:24:01 | 0:24:04 | |
It's right. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:07 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:24:13 | 0:24:15 | |
Five. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:16 | |
That's exactly what we needed from you, Sarah. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:19 | |
Nice, low score. 105 is your total. | 0:24:19 | 0:24:21 | |
You could still be in the game. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:22 | |
Very good answer, Sarah. Well played. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:24 | |
Yeah, he was married to number six. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:25 | |
-Number six. -Number six. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:27 | |
Kid Rock, | 0:24:27 | 0:24:28 | |
or Kid Rochester, to give him his official... | 0:24:28 | 0:24:30 | |
Well, Robert Ritchie is his real name. | 0:24:30 | 0:24:33 | |
-Bob Ritchie. -Rob Ritchie. -The Bobster. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:36 | |
The Bobster...Kid. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:38 | |
Andy. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:39 | |
Now, you're on 49. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:41 | |
The high-scorers on 105, | 0:24:41 | 0:24:42 | |
Sarah and Anne, | 0:24:42 | 0:24:44 | |
so 55 is your target. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:45 | |
OK. I know a couple, I think. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:49 | |
It's just whether I want to risk it or not. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:53 | |
I know Demi Moore | 0:24:55 | 0:24:56 | |
was married to Ashton Kutcher. | 0:24:56 | 0:24:58 | |
Angelina Jolie's got Billy Bob Thornton and Brad Pitt, | 0:24:58 | 0:25:02 | |
but I think I'm going to go... | 0:25:02 | 0:25:04 | |
Patsy Kensit - | 0:25:04 | 0:25:06 | |
I think that's her, anyway - and say Liam Gallagher. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:10 | |
Liam Gallagher. | 0:25:10 | 0:25:11 | |
I was thinking... That could have gone any one of seven or eight ways. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:14 | |
And you went... | 0:25:14 | 0:25:16 | |
So, you went Liam Gallagher. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:17 | |
OK, there we are. There's your red line. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:19 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said, Liam Gallagher. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:22 | |
It's right! | 0:25:25 | 0:25:27 | |
Well done. You're through. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:28 | |
21... APPLAUSE | 0:25:30 | 0:25:32 | |
..taking your total, very neatly, up to 70. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:36 | |
Yeah, her third husband. Well played, Andy. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:38 | |
Now, let's take a look. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:40 | |
-We can now exclusively... -We can mention names now! | 0:25:40 | 0:25:42 | |
..reveal who some of these people are. That is Demi Moore. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:44 | |
Ashton Kutcher, we didn't have. 24 points for that. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:47 | |
Freddy Moore was a pointless answer for her. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:50 | |
-Next to her, it is Lisa Marie Presley... -Lisa Marie Presley. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:52 | |
..who was married to some famous people. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:54 | |
Michael Jackson would have scored you 9. Nicolas Cage, 2. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:57 | |
Her other husbands were pointless. | 0:25:57 | 0:25:59 | |
I don't mean anything by that, they just were. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:02 | |
Martin Scorsese. Been married five times, Martin Scorsese. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:05 | |
Including to Isabella Rossellini. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:07 | |
All five of his partners were pointless answers, | 0:26:07 | 0:26:09 | |
so well done if you said any of them. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:11 | |
Next to him is a gentleman called... | 0:26:11 | 0:26:13 | |
-Will Smith. -..Will Smith... -Yeah. | 0:26:13 | 0:26:15 | |
..and Jada Pinkett would have scored you 25. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:17 | |
And Sheree Zampino | 0:26:17 | 0:26:19 | |
was a pointless answer, | 0:26:19 | 0:26:20 | |
married to Will Smith. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:22 | |
Chris Evert there, on the second row. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:24 | |
John Lloyd, we've already had, | 0:26:24 | 0:26:26 | |
Greg Norman would have scored you 5 points. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:28 | |
Andy Mill was a pointless answer. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:29 | |
There's Pamela Anderson. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:31 | |
Tommy Lee would have scored you 14. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:32 | |
Rick Salomon was a pointless answer. | 0:26:32 | 0:26:34 | |
Well done if you said him. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:35 | |
Angelina Jolie. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:36 | |
Brad Pitt, 55. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:38 | |
Billy Bob Thornton, 50. | 0:26:38 | 0:26:39 | |
Johnny Lee Miller, 9. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:40 | |
Then we have Britney Spears. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:43 | |
Kevin Federline, 13. | 0:26:43 | 0:26:45 | |
Jason Alexander, 2. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:46 | |
Patsy Kensit, there. | 0:26:46 | 0:26:48 | |
The ones we haven't heard, Jim Kerr would have scored you 10 | 0:26:48 | 0:26:51 | |
and pointless answers for Dan Donovan and Jeremy Healy. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:53 | |
Well done if you said either of those. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:55 | |
Then it's James Cameron, he's been married five times as well. | 0:26:55 | 0:26:58 | |
-What is it with these guys? -Really? | 0:26:58 | 0:27:00 | |
Kathryn Bigelow would have scored you 2 points, Linda Hamilton 1 | 0:27:00 | 0:27:02 | |
and nothing for the other three. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:04 | |
Chris Evans, we've had Billy Piper, | 0:27:04 | 0:27:05 | |
Carol McGiffin would have scored you 2 - | 0:27:05 | 0:27:07 | |
and Natasha, his current wife, was a pointless answer. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:10 | |
Well done if you said that. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:11 | |
And Uma Thurman. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:13 | |
Ethan Hawke would have scored you 6 | 0:27:13 | 0:27:14 | |
and Gary Oldman would have scored you 2. | 0:27:14 | 0:27:17 | |
Thank you very much indeed, Richard. | 0:27:17 | 0:27:19 | |
So, at the end of our second-round, I'm so sorry to say, | 0:27:19 | 0:27:22 | |
Sarah and Anne, | 0:27:22 | 0:27:23 | |
this is how it's going to end in your sermon, I'm afraid. | 0:27:23 | 0:27:26 | |
Round Two and... | 0:27:26 | 0:27:27 | |
-How to deal with failure. -No. | 0:27:27 | 0:27:30 | |
But not really, you can take away your brilliant low-scoring. | 0:27:30 | 0:27:33 | |
We've had some lovely low-scoring from you. | 0:27:33 | 0:27:35 | |
And the lowest score in last round so, yes, carry that away with you. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:38 | |
I'm sorry we have to say goodbye to you, | 0:27:38 | 0:27:39 | |
but it's been wonderful having you on the show. | 0:27:39 | 0:27:41 | |
-Thank you so much. Sarah and Anne. -Thank you. -Thank you. | 0:27:41 | 0:27:44 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:27:44 | 0:27:45 | |
But, for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for our head-to-head. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:48 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:27:48 | 0:27:53 | |
Very, very well done. | 0:27:53 | 0:27:54 | |
Liz, Julie, Dan and Andy, | 0:27:54 | 0:27:56 | |
you're now one step closer to the final | 0:27:56 | 0:27:58 | |
and a chance to play for that jackpot, | 0:27:58 | 0:27:59 | |
which currently stands at.... | 0:27:59 | 0:28:01 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:28:03 | 0:28:08 | |
Well, we've reached the, sort of, safe point, I think. | 0:28:08 | 0:28:10 | |
I always think, when you get to the head-to-head, | 0:28:10 | 0:28:12 | |
from here on in you can play as a team. | 0:28:12 | 0:28:14 | |
You can chat before you give your answer. | 0:28:14 | 0:28:16 | |
You can pool your knowledge, which is very nice. | 0:28:16 | 0:28:18 | |
So, in this round, as you know, the first pair to win two questions | 0:28:18 | 0:28:21 | |
will be playing for that jackpot. Best of luck to both of you. | 0:28:21 | 0:28:23 | |
Let's play it. APPLAUSE | 0:28:23 | 0:28:28 | |
OK. Here comes your first question | 0:28:29 | 0:28:31 | |
and it concerns... | 0:28:31 | 0:28:33 | |
-Chips. -It's about time, isn't it? | 0:28:36 | 0:28:37 | |
Yeah, we're going to show you five clues, now, to facts about chips. | 0:28:37 | 0:28:41 | |
Facts about chips. | 0:28:41 | 0:28:42 | |
Can you give us the most obscure answer? | 0:28:42 | 0:28:45 | |
I just wonder, which of so many facts about chips we've gone for. | 0:28:45 | 0:28:49 | |
-We'll find out, won't we? -To narrow it down to five. | 0:28:49 | 0:28:51 | |
-Amazing, isn't it? -OK, let's reveal our five clues to chips. | 0:28:51 | 0:28:54 | |
Here they are. | 0:28:54 | 0:28:56 | |
I'll read those all one last time. | 0:29:14 | 0:29:16 | |
Liz and Julie, you are our low scorers so you will go first. | 0:29:33 | 0:29:36 | |
Well, at the risk of being wrong, | 0:29:38 | 0:29:39 | |
I think the author of the 1934 novella is James Hilton. | 0:29:39 | 0:29:44 | |
James Hilton, say Liz and Julie. | 0:29:44 | 0:29:46 | |
Now, Dan and Andy, it's over to you. | 0:29:46 | 0:29:49 | |
Talk us through that board. | 0:29:49 | 0:29:51 | |
The top one is Only Fools And Horses... | 0:29:51 | 0:29:54 | |
..and the bottom one is Catchphrase... | 0:29:55 | 0:29:57 | |
..and I don't know the other two. | 0:29:58 | 0:30:01 | |
I think we're going to go with Only Fools And Horses. | 0:30:01 | 0:30:03 | |
Only Fools And Horses, the top one. | 0:30:03 | 0:30:05 | |
OK, Rock And Chips. | 0:30:05 | 0:30:07 | |
So, Liz and Julie said James Hilton was the author of Goodbye Mr Chips. | 0:30:07 | 0:30:10 | |
Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said it. | 0:30:10 | 0:30:14 | |
It's right. | 0:30:14 | 0:30:15 | |
Very well done! APPLAUSE | 0:30:21 | 0:30:24 | |
James Hilton, scoring you 7 there. | 0:30:24 | 0:30:27 | |
You just haven't put a foot wrong, | 0:30:27 | 0:30:28 | |
Liz and Julie, this whole show. | 0:30:28 | 0:30:30 | |
Now, Dan and Andy, meanwhile, | 0:30:30 | 0:30:32 | |
have gone for Rock And Chips as the prequel to Only Fools And Horses. | 0:30:32 | 0:30:36 | |
Let's see how many people agree with that. | 0:30:36 | 0:30:38 | |
It's right. | 0:30:41 | 0:30:42 | |
42. APPLAUSE | 0:30:45 | 0:30:48 | |
42. Not a bad answer, | 0:30:48 | 0:30:50 | |
but James Hilton, a superb answer. | 0:30:50 | 0:30:51 | |
Liz and Julie, well done. After one question, you're up 1-0. | 0:30:51 | 0:30:54 | |
Yeah, James Hilton, best answer on the board. | 0:30:54 | 0:30:56 | |
Very, very well played. | 0:30:56 | 0:30:58 | |
Now, this is absolutely in our... | 0:30:58 | 0:31:01 | |
our childhoods. When oven chips were launched. | 0:31:01 | 0:31:03 | |
-It's got to be the '70s. -What decade do you think? | 0:31:03 | 0:31:05 | |
Yeah, it was 1979 they were introduced. | 0:31:05 | 0:31:08 | |
1979. So '70s is the answer. | 0:31:08 | 0:31:09 | |
17 points. The singer. | 0:31:09 | 0:31:12 | |
-Lovely Kirsty MacColl. -Kirsty MacColl. | 0:31:12 | 0:31:14 | |
Of course it is. | 0:31:14 | 0:31:15 | |
24 points for that. | 0:31:15 | 0:31:16 | |
And Catchphrase, of course, at the bottom. | 0:31:16 | 0:31:19 | |
What's Mr Chips doing? | 0:31:19 | 0:31:21 | |
And that would have scored you | 0:31:21 | 0:31:23 | |
55 points. Big scorer. | 0:31:23 | 0:31:25 | |
There we are. Thank you very much indeed. | 0:31:25 | 0:31:27 | |
That was our chips question. | 0:31:27 | 0:31:29 | |
That was fun. Now, Dan and Andy, here comes our second question. | 0:31:29 | 0:31:32 | |
You have to win this one to stay in the game. | 0:31:32 | 0:31:34 | |
You get to answer it first, though, so it's slightly in your favour. | 0:31:34 | 0:31:37 | |
And it is all about, our second question... | 0:31:37 | 0:31:39 | |
National Portrait Gallery Portraits Of Characters In Wolf Hall, Richard. | 0:31:44 | 0:31:48 | |
Yeah, we're going to show you five portraits, now, | 0:31:48 | 0:31:50 | |
from the National Portrait Gallery. | 0:31:50 | 0:31:52 | |
They're all characters who are in Wolf Hall. | 0:31:52 | 0:31:54 | |
-Can you identify them, please? -Now, this is fun. | 0:31:54 | 0:31:56 | |
OK, let's reveal our five portraits | 0:31:56 | 0:31:57 | |
and here they are. | 0:31:57 | 0:31:59 | |
There we are. | 0:32:21 | 0:32:23 | |
Five portraits from the National Portrait Gallery, | 0:32:23 | 0:32:27 | |
of characters from the novel Wolf Hall. | 0:32:27 | 0:32:29 | |
Dan and Andy, you will go first. | 0:32:29 | 0:32:31 | |
OK, so we'll go for D, which is Thomas Cranmer. | 0:32:40 | 0:32:43 | |
Thomas Cranmer, say Dan and Andy. | 0:32:43 | 0:32:45 | |
Thomas Cranmer. | 0:32:45 | 0:32:47 | |
Now, Liz and Julie, | 0:32:47 | 0:32:48 | |
that board is all yours. | 0:32:48 | 0:32:50 | |
Talk us through it. | 0:32:50 | 0:32:52 | |
Oh, goodness. | 0:32:52 | 0:32:53 | |
We think A is Anne Boleyn. | 0:32:53 | 0:32:55 | |
C is Henry VIII. | 0:32:57 | 0:33:00 | |
E...? Catherine... | 0:33:00 | 0:33:02 | |
-..of Aragon, is it? -What about B? | 0:33:03 | 0:33:05 | |
-B. What do you think? -Cardinal Wolsey. | 0:33:05 | 0:33:08 | |
Not sure. Shall we play it safe? | 0:33:08 | 0:33:09 | |
-Go for the one that you're sure of. -Yeah. | 0:33:09 | 0:33:11 | |
-E, Catherine of Aragon. -Catherine of Aragon. | 0:33:11 | 0:33:13 | |
So, we have... | 0:33:13 | 0:33:15 | |
Thomas Cranmer and Catherine of Aragon. | 0:33:15 | 0:33:17 | |
Now, Dan and Andy are saying that D is Thomas Cranmer. | 0:33:17 | 0:33:20 | |
Let's see if that's right. | 0:33:20 | 0:33:22 | |
Let's see how many people said it. | 0:33:22 | 0:33:24 | |
No, I'm sorry. | 0:33:25 | 0:33:26 | |
That's an incorrect answer | 0:33:28 | 0:33:30 | |
which means, Liz and Julie, | 0:33:30 | 0:33:31 | |
you merely have to be correct with your answer | 0:33:31 | 0:33:34 | |
of Catherine of Aragon, for E, | 0:33:34 | 0:33:35 | |
to win this point and to go through to the final. | 0:33:35 | 0:33:38 | |
Let's see if you're right. | 0:33:38 | 0:33:40 | |
18! APPLAUSE | 0:33:49 | 0:33:53 | |
But, most importantly, it's correct. | 0:33:53 | 0:33:54 | |
and it means, Liz and Julie, after only two questions, | 0:33:54 | 0:33:57 | |
you're straight through to the final 2-0. | 0:33:57 | 0:33:59 | |
Yeah, very well played. | 0:33:59 | 0:34:00 | |
Yeah, Cranmer was the Archbishop of Canterbury. | 0:34:00 | 0:34:02 | |
-That is Thomas Cromwell... -Oh! -Yes! -..I'm afraid. | 0:34:02 | 0:34:05 | |
Would have scored you 11 points as well. | 0:34:05 | 0:34:06 | |
Would have won you the point. | 0:34:06 | 0:34:09 | |
Well done, at home, if you said that. | 0:34:09 | 0:34:10 | |
A, you're quite right, is Anne Boleyn. | 0:34:10 | 0:34:13 | |
I like the way she's throwing us there by wearing B. | 0:34:13 | 0:34:16 | |
I mean... LAUGHTER | 0:34:16 | 0:34:18 | |
So, I thought it was Barbara. | 0:34:18 | 0:34:20 | |
44 points for that. | 0:34:20 | 0:34:22 | |
B is the best answer on the board. | 0:34:22 | 0:34:24 | |
Thomas More. | 0:34:24 | 0:34:25 | |
It is Thomas More, yeah. | 0:34:25 | 0:34:26 | |
Would have scored you 8 points. | 0:34:26 | 0:34:28 | |
And C is, unmistakably, Damian Lewis. | 0:34:28 | 0:34:31 | |
Henry VIII, with 87 points. | 0:34:35 | 0:34:37 | |
There we are. Thank you very much indeed. | 0:34:37 | 0:34:39 | |
So, the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round | 0:34:39 | 0:34:41 | |
is Dan and Andy. Well, it's good news, really, | 0:34:41 | 0:34:43 | |
because it means we get to see you again next time. | 0:34:43 | 0:34:46 | |
Had you gone straight to the final, that would have been it. | 0:34:46 | 0:34:48 | |
I'm sure you'll do just as well, if not better then. | 0:34:48 | 0:34:51 | |
We'll look forward to that very much. | 0:34:51 | 0:34:52 | |
Meantime, thanks very much, Dan and Andy. | 0:34:52 | 0:34:54 | |
-APPLAUSE -Good luck. -Good luck in the final. | 0:34:54 | 0:34:57 | |
But, for Liz and Julie, it's now time for our Pointless final. | 0:34:57 | 0:35:00 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:35:00 | 0:35:04 | |
Well, what about that? | 0:35:04 | 0:35:05 | |
Liz and Julie, you have seen off all the competition | 0:35:05 | 0:35:09 | |
and you have gone right ahead and won our Pointless trophy. | 0:35:09 | 0:35:11 | |
So, very well done. | 0:35:11 | 0:35:13 | |
-Very excited. -Good. | 0:35:19 | 0:35:20 | |
Not nearly as excited as I am | 0:35:20 | 0:35:22 | |
because you now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot. | 0:35:22 | 0:35:25 | |
At the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at £2,250. | 0:35:25 | 0:35:28 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:35:28 | 0:35:32 | |
You've been our low scorers every single round. | 0:35:32 | 0:35:35 | |
2-0 in the head-to-head. | 0:35:35 | 0:35:37 | |
I mean, there's no arguing with that kind of impetus. | 0:35:37 | 0:35:39 | |
You're on course, surely, to take that jackpot home. | 0:35:39 | 0:35:42 | |
What would you like to see come up on the board? | 0:35:42 | 0:35:45 | |
Well... English literature, | 0:35:45 | 0:35:46 | |
but it's already been, so... | 0:35:46 | 0:35:48 | |
-Well, could come back. -Anagrams. | 0:35:48 | 0:35:50 | |
-Words. -Oh, no. | 0:35:50 | 0:35:51 | |
Not anagrams. | 0:35:51 | 0:35:52 | |
-OK, NOT anagrams. -LAUGHTER | 0:35:52 | 0:35:56 | |
Oh, I don't know. Woody Allen films. | 0:35:56 | 0:35:58 | |
OK. Fingers crossed. | 0:35:58 | 0:36:00 | |
Let's hope there's something you like up here. | 0:36:00 | 0:36:02 | |
Today's selection reads like this. | 0:36:02 | 0:36:04 | |
We've got... | 0:36:04 | 0:36:05 | |
I'd be inclined to do the bottom one, but what do you think? | 0:36:12 | 0:36:15 | |
-What do you think? -I don't know any. It has to... It'll be down to you. | 0:36:15 | 0:36:18 | |
-Oh, well in that case... -I've not a scooby. | 0:36:18 | 0:36:20 | |
What do you think? What about winter? | 0:36:20 | 0:36:23 | |
That's more general, isn't it? | 0:36:23 | 0:36:25 | |
-Try winter. -All right, we'll try winter. | 0:36:25 | 0:36:27 | |
You're going to go for winter. | 0:36:27 | 0:36:29 | |
-Yes. -All right. Good luck. Richard. | 0:36:29 | 0:36:30 | |
OK, we're looking for any of the following three things. | 0:36:30 | 0:36:33 | |
We are looking for... | 0:36:33 | 0:36:34 | |
Anyone credited with a voice performance in Frozen, please, | 0:36:34 | 0:36:37 | |
according to IMDB. | 0:36:37 | 0:36:38 | |
The English-language version of that. | 0:36:38 | 0:36:40 | |
We are looking for any country | 0:36:40 | 0:36:42 | |
that's ever won an Winter Olympic medal | 0:36:42 | 0:36:44 | |
since 1924, | 0:36:44 | 0:36:45 | |
or we are looking for any named characters | 0:36:45 | 0:36:48 | |
in Shakespeare's The Winter's Tale. | 0:36:48 | 0:36:51 | |
Very, very best of luck. | 0:36:51 | 0:36:53 | |
Thank you very much indeed. | 0:36:53 | 0:36:54 | |
OK, now, as always, you've got up to one minute | 0:36:54 | 0:36:56 | |
to come up with three answers. | 0:36:56 | 0:36:57 | |
All you need to win that jackpot, Liz and Julie, | 0:36:57 | 0:36:59 | |
is for just one of your answers to the pointless. | 0:36:59 | 0:37:02 | |
Are you ready? | 0:37:02 | 0:37:03 | |
-Yes. -OK. | 0:37:03 | 0:37:05 | |
Let's put 60 seconds up on the clock. There they are. | 0:37:05 | 0:37:07 | |
Your time starts now. | 0:37:07 | 0:37:09 | |
Winter Olympics. | 0:37:09 | 0:37:10 | |
There was that film that was made, wasn't there? | 0:37:10 | 0:37:13 | |
What was it? Oh, the bobsleigh! | 0:37:13 | 0:37:14 | |
-Yeah! -Jamaica. -Where was it, Jamaica? | 0:37:14 | 0:37:17 | |
-Was it? -Yeah, but did they win? | 0:37:17 | 0:37:19 | |
Oh. Don't know. | 0:37:19 | 0:37:20 | |
What about Winter's Tale? | 0:37:20 | 0:37:22 | |
I think Perdita. | 0:37:22 | 0:37:23 | |
I think there's a character called Perdita. | 0:37:23 | 0:37:25 | |
Yep, OK. | 0:37:25 | 0:37:27 | |
What about Frozen? Come on, you've watched it enough. | 0:37:27 | 0:37:30 | |
-No, I haven't. -Not you personally, you with your granddaughter. | 0:37:30 | 0:37:33 | |
-I've never seen it. -She's not here. | 0:37:33 | 0:37:34 | |
Winter Olympics... | 0:37:34 | 0:37:36 | |
I would have thought Norway. | 0:37:36 | 0:37:37 | |
OK, we'll play for Norway, it's quite... | 0:37:37 | 0:37:39 | |
-Yeah. -Try Norway? | 0:37:39 | 0:37:41 | |
-You... -Oh, hang on, we don't want to do it yet. | 0:37:41 | 0:37:43 | |
-We want to think about it for a few seconds. -OK. | 0:37:43 | 0:37:46 | |
-And Perdita in Winter's Tale? -Oh. | 0:37:46 | 0:37:48 | |
Someone is pursued by a bear, but I don't know... | 0:37:48 | 0:37:50 | |
What about another Winter Olympics one? | 0:37:50 | 0:37:54 | |
Oh, well, you could say Jamaica. | 0:37:54 | 0:37:56 | |
There, we'll try that. Shall we try that? | 0:37:56 | 0:37:58 | |
Jamaica, Perdita and Norway. | 0:37:58 | 0:37:59 | |
Yeah. | 0:37:59 | 0:38:01 | |
-OK. -OK. | 0:38:01 | 0:38:02 | |
-You sure you're happy? -Not really. | 0:38:02 | 0:38:04 | |
No. | 0:38:04 | 0:38:05 | |
-There we go. -OK. Well, your time is now up. | 0:38:05 | 0:38:08 | |
Let's have your three answers, and if you could say | 0:38:08 | 0:38:10 | |
-which category you are answering in, that would be great. -All right. | 0:38:10 | 0:38:13 | |
Well, Winter Olympic medal-winning countries could be... | 0:38:13 | 0:38:16 | |
Norway and Jamaica. | 0:38:16 | 0:38:17 | |
Norway and Jamaica. OK, we've got those two. | 0:38:17 | 0:38:19 | |
Yeah. And the character, | 0:38:19 | 0:38:21 | |
I know someone exited, pursued by a bear | 0:38:21 | 0:38:23 | |
but I don't know who it was, | 0:38:23 | 0:38:25 | |
-but I think Perdita. -Perdita. | 0:38:25 | 0:38:27 | |
Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer? | 0:38:27 | 0:38:29 | |
-Jamaica. -Jamaica. | 0:38:29 | 0:38:31 | |
-Let's go for Jamaica. -Jamaica. -OK, we'll put Jamaica last. | 0:38:31 | 0:38:33 | |
OK, Jamaica goes last. Least likely to be pointless? | 0:38:33 | 0:38:36 | |
The other one, Norway. OK, Norway, Perdita, Jamaica. | 0:38:36 | 0:38:39 | |
OK, well, let's put this answers up on the board in that order then, | 0:38:39 | 0:38:42 | |
and here they are. We've got... | 0:38:42 | 0:38:44 | |
Well, very, very best of luck. | 0:38:47 | 0:38:49 | |
Three answers on the board, there. | 0:38:49 | 0:38:51 | |
One of those could easily be pointless | 0:38:51 | 0:38:53 | |
and could win you that jackpot of £2,250. | 0:38:53 | 0:38:55 | |
That would be a nice, tidy sum to take back to Brighton. | 0:38:55 | 0:38:57 | |
Would you do with that, Liz? | 0:38:57 | 0:38:59 | |
Well, I'd like to say I'd treat everyone to a holiday, | 0:38:59 | 0:39:01 | |
but I'd probably get the damp done in my house. | 0:39:01 | 0:39:04 | |
Well, that'd be like a holiday... | 0:39:04 | 0:39:06 | |
-in its way! -It would. -Yeah. | 0:39:06 | 0:39:08 | |
-Yes. -Julie? | 0:39:08 | 0:39:09 | |
I shall probably treat the family to a nice meal out. | 0:39:09 | 0:39:12 | |
-We've got a nice restaurant in Brighton, so... -Lovely. | 0:39:12 | 0:39:15 | |
Well, very best of luck. | 0:39:15 | 0:39:16 | |
Your first answer was Norway. | 0:39:16 | 0:39:18 | |
In this case, we were looking for medal-winning countries | 0:39:18 | 0:39:21 | |
at the Winter Olympics. Let's find out if Norway's right. | 0:39:21 | 0:39:23 | |
Let's find out how many people said it. | 0:39:23 | 0:39:25 | |
If it's pointless, it wins you £2,250. | 0:39:25 | 0:39:27 | |
It's right. | 0:39:30 | 0:39:31 | |
Now, all we want is for Norway to go all the way down to zero | 0:39:32 | 0:39:35 | |
and you will leave here with £2,250. | 0:39:35 | 0:39:37 | |
It's going down through the 30s, | 0:39:37 | 0:39:39 | |
down through the... 26. OK | 0:39:39 | 0:39:41 | |
26. APPLAUSE | 0:39:41 | 0:39:44 | |
That's not a bad score | 0:39:44 | 0:39:45 | |
but, sadly, it's not a pointless answer. | 0:39:45 | 0:39:48 | |
So, we have to move on to your next answer, which was Perdita. | 0:39:48 | 0:39:51 | |
In this case, we are looking for characters from The Winter's Tale. | 0:39:51 | 0:39:54 | |
If it's right, | 0:39:54 | 0:39:55 | |
and if it's pointless, it will win you £2,250. | 0:39:55 | 0:39:59 | |
How many people said, Perdita? | 0:39:59 | 0:40:00 | |
-It is right. -Well done. | 0:40:03 | 0:40:05 | |
Well, your first answer, Norway, took us all the way down to 26. | 0:40:05 | 0:40:08 | |
Perdita... | 0:40:08 | 0:40:10 | |
taking us down... Passes 26. | 0:40:10 | 0:40:11 | |
Down to the teens, into single figures. | 0:40:11 | 0:40:13 | |
Yes, into single... Down it goes, still going down. | 0:40:13 | 0:40:15 | |
Oh, 2! 2! | 0:40:15 | 0:40:17 | |
That's a great answer. APPLAUSE | 0:40:17 | 0:40:19 | |
Look at that. | 0:40:19 | 0:40:20 | |
-Oh, dear. -Now that's more like it. | 0:40:23 | 0:40:25 | |
We're moving into absolutely the right... | 0:40:25 | 0:40:27 | |
The right sort of territory there with Perdita. | 0:40:27 | 0:40:29 | |
One more shot at today's jackpot, | 0:40:29 | 0:40:31 | |
you have gone for Jamaica. | 0:40:31 | 0:40:33 | |
In this case, we were looking for | 0:40:33 | 0:40:35 | |
countries that have won medals at the Winter Olympics. | 0:40:35 | 0:40:38 | |
If this is right and if this is pointless, | 0:40:38 | 0:40:41 | |
it wins you £2,250. | 0:40:41 | 0:40:42 | |
How many people said Jamaica? | 0:40:42 | 0:40:44 | |
Oh, no! Bad luck. | 0:40:47 | 0:40:50 | |
Oh, I'm sorry! | 0:40:50 | 0:40:51 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:40:51 | 0:40:55 | |
Well, two very good answers there. | 0:40:56 | 0:40:58 | |
Perdita, taking us just within touching distance of that jackpot. | 0:40:58 | 0:41:01 | |
I'm afraid you just didn't manage to find | 0:41:01 | 0:41:03 | |
that pointless answer you needed. | 0:41:03 | 0:41:05 | |
So, I'm afraid you don't win today's jackpot of £2,250... | 0:41:05 | 0:41:08 | |
That will rollover on to the next show. | 0:41:08 | 0:41:10 | |
..but you have been brilliant today. | 0:41:10 | 0:41:12 | |
-Well, we've had a lovely time. -Had a super day. -Lovely time. | 0:41:12 | 0:41:15 | |
Well, it's been lovely to have you here, | 0:41:15 | 0:41:16 | |
-and you get to take home a Pointless trophy. -Oh, yes. -Very excited. | 0:41:16 | 0:41:19 | |
Very well done, Liz and Julie. APPLAUSE | 0:41:19 | 0:41:25 | |
Yeah, that Jamaican team famously didn't finish at all. I suspect... | 0:41:27 | 0:41:30 | |
-Oh, dear. -I suspect if they won, they would have scored 100 anyway. | 0:41:30 | 0:41:33 | |
But let's start with the cast of Frozen, though. | 0:41:33 | 0:41:36 | |
Everyone apart from Idina Menzel, | 0:41:43 | 0:41:45 | |
Kristen Bell, Josh Gad, | 0:41:45 | 0:41:46 | |
Jennifer Lee and Jonathan Groff. | 0:41:46 | 0:41:48 | |
Everyone else was a pointless answer, | 0:41:48 | 0:41:50 | |
so well done if you said anyone else from Frozen. | 0:41:50 | 0:41:53 | |
Let's take a look at those Winter Olympic medal-winning countries. | 0:41:53 | 0:41:56 | |
All of these are pointless. | 0:41:56 | 0:41:57 | |
You could have had Czech Republic, Czechoslovakia, | 0:42:00 | 0:42:02 | |
Estonia, Kazakhstan, | 0:42:02 | 0:42:04 | |
Liechtenstein, Luxembourg, | 0:42:04 | 0:42:05 | |
North Korea, Romania, Slovakia, | 0:42:05 | 0:42:07 | |
West Germany and Yugoslavia. | 0:42:07 | 0:42:09 | |
All of those were pointless answers. Well done if you said any of those. | 0:42:09 | 0:42:12 | |
And the characters in Shakespeare's The Winter's Tale. | 0:42:12 | 0:42:15 | |
Antigonus is the one who was, Exited, pursued by a bear. | 0:42:15 | 0:42:18 | |
Autolycus or... Auto-licious would be a good name for a rapper, | 0:42:20 | 0:42:23 | |
-wouldn't it? -Auto-licious. | 0:42:23 | 0:42:24 | |
Mmm, Auto-licious. | 0:42:24 | 0:42:26 | |
Florizel and Polixenes, | 0:42:26 | 0:42:28 | |
also a pointless answer. | 0:42:28 | 0:42:30 | |
Everyone is pointless apart | 0:42:30 | 0:42:31 | |
from Perdita, Leontes, Hermione, | 0:42:31 | 0:42:33 | |
Amelia and Dionne. | 0:42:33 | 0:42:34 | |
Very well done at home if you got a pointless answer. | 0:42:34 | 0:42:37 | |
And please take our trophy and our regards | 0:42:37 | 0:42:39 | |
back to beautiful city of Brighton and Hove. | 0:42:39 | 0:42:41 | |
-Thank you very much. -Thank you very much. -Thanks very much. | 0:42:41 | 0:42:44 | |
Well, unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to you, Liz and Julie, | 0:42:44 | 0:42:47 | |
-but it's been fabulous having you on the show. -We had a lovely time! | 0:42:47 | 0:42:50 | |
Thank you. It's been lovely having you here. Liz and Julie. | 0:42:50 | 0:42:52 | |
Wonderful contestants. APPLAUSE | 0:42:52 | 0:42:54 | |
Well, sadly, Liz and Julie didn't win our jackpot today, | 0:42:54 | 0:42:56 | |
which means it rolls over onto the next show, | 0:42:56 | 0:42:58 | |
when we will be playing for £3,250. | 0:42:58 | 0:43:01 | |
Join us then to see if someone can win it. | 0:43:01 | 0:43:03 | |
-Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard... -Goodbye. | 0:43:03 | 0:43:05 | |
..and it's goodbye from me. Goodbye. | 0:43:05 | 0:43:07 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:43:07 | 0:43:11 |