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Episode 17

Quiz in which contestants try to score as few points as possible by plumbing the depths of their general knowledge to come up with the answers no-one else can think of.


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APPLAUSE

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Thank you very much indeed!

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Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong, and a very warm welcome to Pointless -

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the show where obvious answers mean nothing and

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obscure answers mean everything. Let's meet today's players.

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And couple number one.

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I'm Charlotte and this is Sophie, and we are from Sheffield.

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-Couple number two.

-I'm Ruth,

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I'm from Cockfosters in north London, and this is my mum, Jenny,

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from Langford in Bedfordshire.

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Couple number three.

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Hi, I'm Ann and this is my son, Robert.

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And we are both from Watford.

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And finally, couple number four.

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I'm Shaun, this is my friend Ryan, and we're from West Yorkshire.

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And these are today's contestants.

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APPLAUSE

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Thanks very much, all of you. A very warm welcome to Pointless.

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Great to have you here. We'll get to chat to each of you, of course,

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throughout the show as it goes along.

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That just leaves one more person for me to introduce.

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In Norse times, he'd have been called Osmundo, keeper of sagas,

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crusher of dreams.

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But these days, it's simply my Pointless friend, Richard.

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Hiya. Hi, everybody.

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-Good afternoon. Good afternoon to you.

-Good afternoon.

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I like Osmundo, that's nice.

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-Osmundo.

-Osmundo.

-Yeah. That's very, very good. Very powerful.

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-Your name already sounds Norse. Alexander Armstrong.

-Yes.

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-Doesn't it?

-Yeah.

-Wouldn't have to change it.

-It'd be a bit of a let down,

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Armstrong. I perhaps might play the Armstrong down a bit, I think,

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if I went back and met my Viking ancestors.

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You'd call yourself Alexander Arm Mediocre.

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CHUCKLING I'd just call myself Alexander...

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Just Alexander Arms.

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I'd go, "Wahey!" and they go, "Oh!"

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HE GRUNTS

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-Is that how they talk? Your Norse is terrific.

-It is good, isn't it?

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-Anyway, thank you very much.

-It's a pleasure.

-Richard, thank you.

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Ange and Rani won the jackpot last time,

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which means today's jackpot starts off back at £1,000.

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There we are. There it is. Right, if everyone is ready,

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let's play Pointless.

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Now, you know this rule.

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The pair with the highest score at the end of each round will be

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eliminated. That's it - the only rule of Pointless.

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No conferring until we get to the head-to-head.

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Best of luck to all four pairs. Our first category today is...

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It's a Words round.

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Can you all decide in your pairs who is going to go first,

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who is going to go second? And whoever is going first,

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please step up to the podium.

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OK. And the question concerns...

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-Richard.

-Yeah, homophones are words which sound the same but are spelt

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differently and have different definitions.

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On each board, we are going to show you seven pairs of definitions

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of homophones. You need to tell us the word we are looking for, please.

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Seven on the first board, seven on the second board.

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-14 in all to have a go at at home. Best of luck.

-Thank you very much indeed.

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So, we are looking for the words that complete these definitions.

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Here's our first board of seven clues.

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HE READS THE CLUES

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I'll read those all again. These are fun.

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There we go. Sophie. Welcome to Pointless. You are from Sheffield.

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-Yeah.

-What do you do, Sophie?

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I'm a bespoke administrator for an occupational health company.

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Bespoke administrator.

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So, you are designing therapy all the time?

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Yeah, we give different types of physio to different companies

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-outside of the contract.

-I see.

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OK. And what are your interests, Sophie?

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I like travelling, I like football...

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-Which team do you follow?

-Manchester United.

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Are you a travelling supporter of Manchester United?

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I've not travelled away but I've gone to Old Trafford,

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-which is travelling, seeing as I'm from Sheffield.

-Well, it is, yeah!

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You have plenty of teams nearer to home.

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But there we are. Manchester United, it is.

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Now, Sophie, what about our homophones here?

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There's a few that I think I know.

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But the one that stands out is male child or youth,

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anchored float serving as a navigation mark,

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-and I think it's boy.

-Boy. Boy, says Sophie.

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Let's see if it's right, let's see how many of our 100 people said boy.

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90. That's a big score!

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Well, there we are. Still, it's right.

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-It's a lot better than 100.

-It is a big score, though.

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The heaviest baby boy ever born, 22 pounds.

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XANDER GASPS

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You can hear the gasps from the WI there.

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Yeah, 1955, in Italy.

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Wow! Did he come out with a beard?

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-That's extraordinary.

-Yeah.

-Wow!

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-Wow!

-Wo-hoy!

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-Ah!

-"It's a man!"

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Thank you very much. Now, Ruth, welcome to Pointless.

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-Thank you.

-Lovely to have you here.

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-What do you do, Ruth?

-I'm chair of governors at a primary school and

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I run a lunch club for the over-60s at church.

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Both of those are wonderful things.

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How long have you been chairman of the governors?

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Since January at this school and then two years at a previous school.

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Right. So you are keeping everyone in order.

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-Pretty much.

-Yes.

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-Yeah.

-Are the governors generally drawn from the parents or...?

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You have a couple of parent governors and then others,

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because it's a church school, from the diocese and just local area.

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I see. Well, that's fun.

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-It is.

-Keeps your hand in. Have you got kids at the school?

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Not any more. They left and I didn't, really.

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I see!

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That's nice. It's a nice school, though.

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-I love it.

-Very good indeed.

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Now, Ruth, how are you finding this board behind me?

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I know them all, it's just which one is going to score less than 90.

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Yes.

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I think I will go for grain used

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for food - cereal.

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Cereal, says Ruth.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people went for cereal.

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It's right. 90 is our only score so far, and you've passed that

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quite comfortably.

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37 for cereal.

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Now, the world's largest bowl of cereal was over 2,000 pounds.

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It was an 8ft bowl of cornflakes.

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Made it in Johannesburg.

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That is baffling.

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That's what it is. It was eaten by a small Italian child.

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-Not THAT small.

-I assume they did it for a record attempt.

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I assume it wasn't just someone's breakfast.

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The cornflakes at the bottom are going to be quite soggy.

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-SO soggy.

-So soggy.

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Can you imagine? Imagine the milk you'd need.

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I know. There you are.

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Thank you, Richard. Now, Ann.

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Welcome to Pointless.

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-Hello.

-Great to have you here. What do you do in Watford, Ann?

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Actually, I work in Hatfield but I'm an administrator

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in a pharmaceutical company in the learning and development section.

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Very good indeed, and what do you like getting up to for fun?

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-Oh, tennis is my love.

-Is it?

-Yes, it is.

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And you play? Are you in a doubles tennis partnership or are you...?

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-I am, I play doubles...

-Yeah.

-And it's mixed doubles.

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-Mixed doubles.

-So, I play socially and in the local league as well.

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Socially but maybe fiercely competitively.

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-I've never come across anyone who plays mixed doubles who doesn't take it very seriously.

-No, serious.

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Very serious. Absolutely right.

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But Robert is not my partner.

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OK. Oh, Robert!

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Just look at her throwing salt into the wounds there!

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Ann, our homophones here.

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Yeah, I know a couple of them.

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I think I will go for the avoiding work or being lazy,

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and say idle.

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Idle, says Ann.

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Idle, let's see how many of our 100 people went for idle.

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It's right. 90 is the high score, which you pass. 37 is our low.

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Where will you end up in relation to that?

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You pass it, look at that! 33.

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A new low - which I mean in a good way!

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-33.

-That's another very good answer, yes.

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-Very well played.

-There we go.

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Now, Shaun. Welcome back to Pointless.

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Remind us what you do, Shaun.

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I'm a professional squash player.

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What about that? Professional...

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AUDIENCE: Oooh! Yes, exactly.

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And just give us a resume of your squash career to date, Shaun.

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So, I've played professionally for sort of nine years,

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and my highest world ranking is 37.

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What are the big tournaments in squash?

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There's sort of eight major championships throughout the year,

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with the biggest being the World Championships.

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-Where does that take place?

-It moves.

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Yeah, it moves, so all over the world.

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When's the next big World Championship?

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-Next year.

-Next year.

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Well, very best of luck for that, Shaun.

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Hoping to get your world ranking up...

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What do you reckon? Top ten?

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-Come on, Shaun!

-I'd like to go top ten, yeah.

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-That would be good, but...

-Well, we will be following you.

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Actually, we really will. We've never had a professional

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-squash player on.

-We've never had a professional squash player.

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It's exciting. What would you like to go for on this board? It is all yours, this board,

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so if you wanted to go through it and fill in all our blanks...

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I think I know three out of the last four.

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The top one, medal.

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Physical power is muscle.

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And steel, the last one.

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I think I'm going to go... I think I'm going to go with muscle,

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for physical power or strength.

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OK, muscle, says Shaun.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people said muscle.

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It's right.

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51 for muscle. Not bad.

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Chose very wisely. It's the best answer of the ones that were left

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on the board, so well played. We'd already had the best two answers of the round, with 33 and 37.

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Everything else is a bigger scorer. Medal, at the top, as you say.

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Medal and meddle. That would have scored 70.

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We go down the bottom, you were right about steal and steel.

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That would have scored 66.

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And the last one is...

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-Tax.

-Tacks and tax.

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And that would have scored 81.

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Thank you very much, Richard. We are halfway through our first round.

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So, let's take a quick look at our scores.

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33, Ann, very well done, the best score of that pass.

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Then we travel up to 37, Ruth and Jenny.

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Looking pretty strong as contenders for Round Two at this point.

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51, Shaun and Ryan.

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And then 90, Sophie and Charlotte.

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So, Charlotte, a bit of pressure on you to find a nice low score

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in the next pass. Good luck with that.

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We're going to come back down the line now. Can the second players step up to the podium?

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OK. Let's put seven more pairs of definitions up on the board, and here they come.

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We have got...

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I'm going to read those one last time.

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Now, Ryan. Welcome back to Pointless.

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Remind us what you do, Ryan.

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I'm a geography teacher in a school in Leeds.

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That's right. And your interests, Ryan?

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Playing golf on a weekend in my spare time.

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Sometimes competitively against Shaun.

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I've got a five handicap, so...

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And travelling as well. Being a geography teacher, so...

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Perfect for a... That is...

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All work-relevant, isn't it?

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I mean, travel. Now, Ryan, there you are.

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You are on 51. If you could score 38 or less,

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you are definitely in the next round.

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I know a few.

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I'm going to go with the Scottish and Gaelic word for lake,

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and the mechanism for keeping a door...

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So a lock. Lock, says Ryan.

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Lock. Let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

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There is your red line.

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67 for lock.

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Takes your total up to 118.

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Did you see that story recently where they sent the sonar down

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to the bottom of Loch Ness to look for Nessie, and they found a shape

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that was exactly the shape they were looking for?

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Exactly the shape of a monster.

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And they realised it was a model from a film about

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the Loch Ness Monster that they made there years ago, that had gone to the bottom of the loch.

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I think that's still proof that it exists.

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-Yeah?

-There you are. Brilliant.

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Now, Robert. Welcome to Pointless.

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-Good to have you here. From Watford?

-Yes.

-What do you do, Robert?

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I am a merchandiser, which basically means I deal with stock

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-for a large retailer.

-I see.

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What kind of stock? Clothing or...?

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No, this is electricals, electrical stock.

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So I manage a team of planners, who order the stock from suppliers,

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make sure it's available for customers to buy in the shops

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-and online.

-OK. And what are your interests, Robert?

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So I am part of two drama groups.

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One of them being a musical group and another one doing serious drama.

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-And also playing tennis.

-Excellent. Which do you prefer -

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the musical group or the serious drama? Come on, seriously, Robert.

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-The musical group.

-The musical group, of course. Anyway, there you are. You are on 33.

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If you can score 84 or less, you are through to the next round.

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I would have thought that's fairly nice and simple, Robert.

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What do you think?

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Um, so, I think I'm going to go for...

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Lift or move to a higher position or level,

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-and say raise.

-Raise, says Robert.

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Here is your red line.

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Nice and high. If you can get below that red line with raise,

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you are through to the next round.

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It's right.

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And you are through. Very well done.

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51 is your score, taking your total up to 84.

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-Well played, Robert.

-Yeah, raise with an S and raze with a Z.

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Thank you very much indeed, Richard. Jenny. A warm welcome to Pointless.

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Great to have you here, Jenny. What do you do?

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Obviously, I'm retired.

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I work quite a lot for the church in our village and I'm also president

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of our village Women's Institute -

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if we really have got some WI members here.

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And I also sing in the local choral society and we've got our concert

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coming up this weekend.

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That's fun. Wow! You were allowed time off to come and play Pointless.

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-Yes.

-What are you singing this weekend?

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We are doing opera choruses. It's a light programme this time.

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-That's fun.

-We have a lot of varied stuff.

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How often do you put on concerts?

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Oh, several times a year.

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Three sort of main concerts and other opportunities for singing.

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Wonderful. And do you meet weekly?

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-Yes.

-That's great.

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I'm hoping I shall get back in time

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-to go to choir for this evening.

-I hope so.

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-Maybe with a trophy to show off.

-Well...

-Let's hope.

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-Who knows? I don't know about that.

-Well, now, Jenny, very best of luck.

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You are on 37. If you could score 80 or less...

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-Yes.

-..you're through.

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Well, there's one or two that are possible but I'm not going to take

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a risk, and so consequently,

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I'm going to go for what I'm sure is the highest answer,

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the bottom one. Having little physical strength or energy,

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a period of seven days - week.

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-OK.

-And that's my answer, which is weak, I'm afraid!

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Jenny, here is your red line.

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-It's nice and high.

-Yes.

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-I know, but...

-Let's see how far down the column we get with week.

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Not bad. Not bad at all.

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84 for week, taking your total up to 121.

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Yes, 16 of our 100, going,

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"A period of seven days, a period of..."

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Well, it depends when it starts.

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Thank you very much, Richard. Now, Charlotte, welcome to Pointless.

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-Thank you.

-Here from Sheffield. What do you do, Charlotte?

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I work in a law firm in Sheffield.

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-In what capacity?

-I'm a conflicts assistant.

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A conflicts assistant.

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-Yes.

-That's where you NEED an assistant, right?

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Yeah. In a conflict. Absolutely.

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-What does that mean?

-I deal with conflicts of interest for the firm,

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-basically.

-Right, I see.

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So they can't exactly represent somebody that they're then

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-adverse to elsewhere.

-Ah, so this is to do with signing up to people, getting clients,

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-I see.

-Yes.

-You have to make sure you're not going to have any conflict of interest

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-further down the line.

-Yes.

-And what are your interests, Charlotte?

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I like shopping, I go to the cinema.

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I like travelling as well.

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Excellent. Now, homophones.

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Do you want to go through all the ones we haven't yet answered?

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I would if I could. I think the top one, I don't know,

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I could have gone gate,

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maybe but I don't know if that is a person's manner of walking.

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Race of brown bear, I would guess grizzly.

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But then I don't know if that's causing horror or disgust.

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No idea about the hot tasting paste.

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And then not decorated or elaborate, maybe plain.

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I don't know. So I'm just going to have to take a punt at one of them.

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And go for gate, the top one.

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Gate, says Charlotte. Now, here is your red line.

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If you get below that red line, you are through to the next round.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people said gate.

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It's right.

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Ooh, 71.

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Takes your total up to 161.

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Good news on podium two.

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Yeah, they studied the gait of all the top Russian leaders and they all

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walk in the same way. It's a KGB way of training you to walk,

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which is you swing your left arm normally but your right arm,

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you swing very close to your body.

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Do I look like I'm in the KGB now?

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You really do, yeah.

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Now, let's fill in the rest of these ones, shall we?

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-Causing horror or disgust...

-Grisly.

-Something is grisly

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or it's a grizzly.

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35 points for that.

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Not decorated or elaborate.

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Plain or plane.

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Plane of a surface. The best answer, the nicest answer as well,

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this last one. Did you get this one?

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You'll kick yourself when I tell you.

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-Mustered and mustard.

-Oh, no!

-Yeah.

-That's brilliant!

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20 points for that.

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-Mustered! Oh, yes.

-Mustard and mustered.

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Thank you very much indeed.

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Well, we are at the end of our first round and I'm sorry to say, the pair

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we have to send home with a high score of 161, Charlotte and Sophie,

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'tis you. But we'll see you again next time and I'm sure you'll go much, much further then.

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But meantime, thank you very much for playing. Charlotte and Sophie.

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But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

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And so suddenly we are down to three pairs, and at the end of this round,

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we will be down to two pairs.

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That's just the rules, I'm afraid.

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But, well done, everyone, for making it through Round One.

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Best of luck to all three pairs. Our category for Round Two today is...

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Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,

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who's going to go second?

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And whoever is going first, please step up to the podium.

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OK. And the question concerns...

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-Richard.

-Yes, it's fun, this one. We are going to show you 16 pictures

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of famous people who have items of food or drink in their names.

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Can you tell us who they are, please? Very best of luck.

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Thank you very much. Let's put up this image.

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The image will stay up for the whole round.

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Let's see who is on the image.

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There we are.

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16 people with food or drink in their names.

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Jenny.

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Oh, this is the sort of round I dread

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and I didn't actually mean to go first on it.

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But that wouldn't have made any difference.

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I think better to go first, Jenny.

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Well, yes. Because the only person...

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Ah, yes!

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Oh, now, I'm not quite positive about her first name.

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I'll have to... Condoleezza Rice.

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Condoleezza Rice, says Jenny.

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There we are. A good staple for any store cupboard.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people went for Condoleezza Rice.

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It's absolutely right.

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That is a very, very good answer!

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Well done, Jenny.

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9 for Condoleezza Rice.

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Yes, she was Secretary of State under George W Bush.

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She wanted to be a concert pianist at one point,

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and she did a private recital for the Queen when they came over.

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She did a private recital at Buckingham Palace.

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-That's impressive, isn't it?

-That is very impressive. There we are. Thank you very much indeed.

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Robert.

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Robert, who would you like to go for on this board?

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Hmm. There's a few...

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There's more I don't know than I do know.

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It's quite tough, isn't it? You see lots of people you recognise.

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-It's like being at a wedding.

-Yes, it is.

-You dread them coming over!

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-"Oh, I can't remember their names!"

-There's a few that I recognise

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and I can't think of their names. I think I'm going to go for...

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Vanilla Ice.

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Vanilla Ice.

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It's JUST like a wedding!

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Let's see how many of our 100 people went for Vanilla Ice.

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It's right. Well, 9 is our only score at this point.

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Vanilla Ice...

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..stops at 10.

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Yeah, he was once world-ranked number six in jet-ski racing,

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Vanilla ice. How about that?

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-Really?

-Yes. Robert Van Winkle is his real name.

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Thank you very much, Richard.

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Now then, Shaun.

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I was actually going to go for Vanilla Ice.

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But I'll go, I think, Sugar Ray Leonard.

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Sugar Ray Leonard, says Shaun.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people went for Sugar Ray Leonard.

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Well, 10 is the high score. 9 is the low.

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Sugar Ray Leonard passes them both. 6, there we are!

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Very well done indeed. Lovely new low score there.

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Great answer, Shaun. Very well played.

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What a fighter he was. Probably one of the greatest boxing fights

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of all time when he defeated Marvin Hagler in 1987, Sugar Ray Leonard.

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Fantastic. Thank you. We are halfway through the round. Let's take a look

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at the scores before we come back down the line. 6, the best score of the pass.

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Well done, Shaun. 9 is where we find Jenny and Ruth, and then

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10, Robert and Ann. All nice and close together.

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We are going to come back down the line now. Can the second players please step up to the podium?

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OK, now, Ryan.

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Here are all our 16 who share their names with foodstuffs.

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There's more that I don't know than I do.

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Um, I'm going to take a punt on Sean Bean.

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-Sean Bean...

-Yeah.

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..says Ryan. Now, here is your red line.

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If you can get below that red line with Sean Bean,

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you would definitely be in the head-to-head.

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How many people said Sean Bean?

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It's right.

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Yes, I feared something like that might happen.

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42 for Sean Bean. A popular choice there.

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48 is your total.

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Yeah, Sean Bean. Non-English speakers,

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it must blow their minds how we pronounce his name.

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Because it's spelt... Why is that not...? Seen Bonn?

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Shaun Born, Seen Bean.

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But Sean Bean, you think, "Come on!"

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-I know.

-Honestly, some people must just give up learning English

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-when they see his name.

-Yeah. Thanks very much, Richard. Now,

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Ann. Phew-ee! You were the high-scorers not a moment ago.

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Now the high-scorers are Ryan and Shaun, 48.

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You're on 10. 37 or less keeps you in the game.

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There's a few that I know...

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-Yes.

-And I can either sort of play it what I think is fairly safe

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or I can go with the face that is just drawing me to it,

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and I want to say it, so I don't know what to do.

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I'm going to go for...

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-Basil Rathbone.

-Basil Rathbone, says Ann.

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Here is your red line. If you get below that with Basil Rathbone,

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you are through to the next round. How many people said it?

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It's right, Ann.

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Look at that. Down it goes.

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10 for Basil Rathbone.

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Very well done indeed. Takes your total up to 20.

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Very well done, Ann. Sometimes worth taking that risk.

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Oscar-nominated twice, Basil Rathbone,

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-but never for Sherlock Holmes.

-Thanks very much, Richard.

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Now then, Ruth.

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I was pinning all my hopes on Basil Rathbone!

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Oh, no!

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You could do some talking through the board, I think.

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Being a child of the '80s, I know John Candy and Meat Loaf

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and Kevin Bacon.

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I feel like I SHOULD know the kind of the black and white actresses.

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Michael Fish, obviously.

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I'm going to say Tim Curry.

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You're going to go for Tim Curry.

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Here is your red line. If you can get below that with Tim Curry,

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you are into the head-to-head.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people said Tim Curry.

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It's right.

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Very well done indeed. Look at that, Ruth,

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13!

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22 is your total. VERY good.

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Well done, Ruth. Better answer than any of the others you mentioned

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as well. So a very good choice, Tim Curry.

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There he is - bottom row, second in from the left.

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Now, shall we start from top-left?

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Ginger Rogers.

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Would have scored you 6 points.

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Then there's John Candy, would have scored you 29.

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-Now, the first run on the second row.

-Chuck Berry.

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Chuck Berry. Yeah. What have scored 12 points.

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Next to Sean Bean, here's a pointless answer.

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Sean Penn played him in a film.

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It's Harvey Milk. Very well done if you said that, pointless answer.

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Next row down, as you say, Kevin Bacon.

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He would have scored you 49.

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Next to Kevin Bacon, it is George Clooney's aunt, Rosemary Clooney.

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And she would have scored you 1 point.

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Next to Sugar Ray Leonard, she won the Best Actress Oscar in 2016...

0:26:550:26:59

-Brie Larson.

-Brie Larson, yeah.

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Would have scored you 1 point. And another pointless answer

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on the bottom row there. It's the actor, Saffron Burrows.

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Pointless answer. Then Meat Loaf would have scored you 23.

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And then Michael Fish, he would have scored you 26.

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Thank you very much indeed, Richard. So, we are at the end of our second round.

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The pair we have to say goodbye to, with their high score of 48, Ryan and Shaun.

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I'm so sorry. It's been Round Two both times.

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There was a space for you in the head-to-head, I was quite certain,

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this time round. But I'm afraid it's not to be.

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It's been great having you on both shows. Thanks so much for playing. Ryan and Shaun.

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-Thank you.

-Thank you.

-APPLAUSE

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But for the our remaining two pairs, it's now time for our head-to-head.

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Congratulations, Ann and Robert, Ruth and Jenny,

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you are now one step closer to the final and a chance to play for our

0:27:440:27:47

jackpot, which currently stands at £1,000.

0:27:470:27:50

Well, this is fun. We've arrived at the head-to-head,

0:27:500:27:53

which means you can start playing as teams.

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You can confer before you give your answers, and the first players

0:27:550:27:57

to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.

0:27:570:28:00

Anyway, best of luck to both pairs. Let's play this head-to-head.

0:28:000:28:02

Here comes your first question, and it concerns...

0:28:080:28:11

-Richard.

-Yeah, five clues now to metals that you'd find

0:28:150:28:17

on the periodic table but can you name the metals, please?

0:28:170:28:20

Thank you very much. Let's reveal our five clues, and here they come.

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We've got...

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HE READS THE CLUES

0:28:270:28:29

I'll read those all again.

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Ann and Robert, you are our low-scorers, so you will go first.

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THEY CONFER

0:29:110:29:13

We'll go with the metal with the symbol Hg,

0:29:270:29:31

-and we'll go with mercury.

-Mercury, say Ann and Robert, for Hg.

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Now then, Ruth and Jenny, that board is all yours.

0:29:350:29:38

Do you feel like talking us through it and filling in the blanks?

0:29:380:29:40

My son is doing chemistry revision

0:29:400:29:42

and he's been going through this with us,

0:29:420:29:45

but we said we don't want chemistry, but...!

0:29:450:29:48

-XANDER CHUCKLES

-..we think the top one is copper.

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O, we think might be osmium.

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Mercury... Gold at the bottom.

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The wolfram might be... you said tungsten.

0:30:000:30:03

Just a vague idea, but I wouldn't go for that.

0:30:030:30:06

-We'll go for...

-We'll go with copper.

-Yeah, the top one.

0:30:060:30:09

Copper for verdigris. So, we have mercury and we have copper.

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Now, then, Ann and Robert said mercury for Hg.

0:30:120:30:14

Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said it.

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It's right.

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Ooh! 86 for mercury.

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That's a high score.

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Meanwhile, Ruth and Jenny have gone for copper for the top one.

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The atomic number 29. Let's see if that's right,

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let's see how many of our 100 people said copper.

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It is copper,

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and it wins you the point, more importantly.

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There we go, down to 28.

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Very well done indeed, Ruth and Jenny.

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After one question, you are up 1-0.

0:30:480:30:50

Yeah, very well played. Talking of me, O is osmium.

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And it would have scored you 10 points.

0:30:540:30:57

You can tell it's named after me

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because it's incredibly dense and hard to work with!

0:30:580:31:01

Jenny, you are absolutely right about wolfram, it is tungsten.

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-Would have scored you 17 points.

-That's a good name -

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-Wolfram Tungsten.

-Wolfram Tungsten, that's a LOVELY name.

0:31:070:31:10

-Wolfram.

-If your surname was Tungsten, call your son Wolfram.

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And in the Bible, the Magi brought gold.

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Course they did. And that would have scored 77.

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Thank you very much indeed. So here comes your second question.

0:31:210:31:25

Ann and Robert, you have to win this one to stay in the game.

0:31:250:31:27

Ruth and Jenny pinched that one.

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You should have had the advantage there.

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But they turned it to THEIR advantage.

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So, good luck with this because Ruth and Jenny will answer it first.

0:31:330:31:35

Our second question today is all about...

0:31:350:31:39

-Richard.

-We are going to show you five outlines of different

0:31:410:31:44

European countries but can you name the countries, please?

0:31:440:31:47

They are not to scale.

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Oh, right. Not to scale.

0:31:490:31:50

So, smaller countries and bigger countries will appear the same size.

0:31:500:31:53

Very good. Not to scale,

0:31:530:31:54

but let's have a look at these outlines, and here they come.

0:31:540:31:56

We have got...

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There we go. Outlines of European countries.

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Now then, Ruth and Jenny will go first on this one.

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THEY WHISPER

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Ooh.

0:32:350:32:37

OK.

0:32:400:32:42

This is shocking.

0:32:420:32:44

What do we think it is?

0:32:440:32:46

I think it's Norway.

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We think B is Norway.

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Norway, say Ruth and Jenny for B.

0:32:510:32:54

Now then, Ann and Robert.

0:32:540:32:57

Do you want to talk us through that board?

0:32:570:33:00

Well, we think A might be Greenland or Iceland.

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One of them. C is France.

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E is Greece.

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We think.

0:33:120:33:13

And D, I think...is Spain.

0:33:130:33:16

I think we are going to go with Spain.

0:33:160:33:19

-D for Spain.

-D, Spain.

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So, we have Norway and Spain.

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Ruth and Jenny said B was Norway.

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Let's see if that's right, let's see how many of our 100 people went for Norway.

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It's right.

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30.

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30 for Norway.

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Meanwhile, Ann and Robert have said that D is Spain.

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Let's see if that's right, let's see how many of our 100 people said Spain.

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It IS Spain. Good answer.

0:33:530:33:54

Oh, no. 40 for Spain!

0:33:570:33:59

That was a great answer, Ann and Robert,

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but I'm afraid you were pipped by Norway, which means, Ruth and Jenny,

0:34:030:34:06

after only two questions, you're straight through to the final, 2-0.

0:34:060:34:09

Yes, it's interesting this round, isn't it? Norway normally has

0:34:090:34:13

Sweden next to it and Spain has normally got Portugal

0:34:130:34:15

filling in that little gap there.

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A... What do you think you would have gone for

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if you were forced to go for A?

0:34:200:34:22

-Iceland.

-Iceland is the right answer.

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It would have won you the point as well.

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It would have scored you 25.

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C is France.

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That's the biggest scorer up there.

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58 points for that.

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Now, E is the best answer on the board.

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It's not Greece. Over 1,000 islands in this country.

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And it's Croatia.

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-Ah!

-Very well done if you said that.

0:34:420:34:44

Would have scored you 5 points.

0:34:440:34:45

-Terrific answer.

-Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

0:34:450:34:48

Well, we have come to the end of our head-to-head round,

0:34:480:34:51

and I'm afraid to say, Ann and Robert, our low-scoring pair,

0:34:510:34:54

who came into this with all guns blazing, I'm afraid Ruth and Jenny,

0:34:540:34:59

they pipped it out from under your noses, I'm afraid there.

0:34:590:35:01

Which means we have to say goodbye to you now, but the good news is

0:35:010:35:04

we get to see you again next time, which is great.

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Otherwise it would all have been over in just one show.

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We'll see you next time, looking forward to that. Ann and Robert.

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APPLAUSE

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But for Ruth and Jenny, it's now time for our Pointless final.

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Well, congratulations, Ruth and Jenny.

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You've seen off all the competition and you have won

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our coveted Pointless trophy.

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Yay!

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You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot.

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At the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at £1,000.

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Well, four things will appear on the board, you just have to hope

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something looks not too bad.

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Our selection today looks like this. We have got...

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I shall be no good on Directing Robs And Roberts.

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-But are you good on anything else?

-No. Probably not.

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Well, Russia could be all sorts...

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I don't know. I mean, Fashion, no.

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Dreams, hopeless. Yeah, go on. It's all up to you, Ruth.

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No pressure. Directing Robs And Roberts.

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-Directing Robs and Roberts. Richard.

-OK, very best of luck.

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We are looking for any feature film made for cinema release up to

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March 2016, please, by any of the following three Robs and Roberts.

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So, any feature film made for cinema, released in the UK

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up to March 2016, please,

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by Rob Reiner, Robert Wise or Robert Rodriguez.

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-Very best of luck.

-OK, now, as always, you've got up to one minute

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to come up with three answers and all you need to win that jackpot

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is for just one of your answers to be pointless. Are you ready?

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-Yes.

-Good.

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Let's put 60 seconds up on the clock.

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There they are. Your time starts now.

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OK, Robert Rodriguez, no idea.

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Robert Wise, obviously did Sound Of Music.

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Did he do anything else from that kind of era?

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-Any other musicals? Oklahoma?

-I've no idea.

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-OK.

-I'm hopeless on this.

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Rob Reiner might have done something like Working Girl.

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I think he's kind of '70s, '80s, I'm thinking big hair.

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But I really don't know.

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None of them directed Cary Grant.

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-LAUGHTER

-Rob Reiner...

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You see, I'm thinking GREG Wise...

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No, that doesn't help!

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So, Robert Wise was The Sound Of Music...

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Oklahoma... Oh, Rob Reiner...

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Working Girl...

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Or...it wasn't When Harry Met Sally, because that was Nora Ephron.

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Um...

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Oh, I might just have to throw in

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Mr Blandings Builds His Dream House by Cary Grant,

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just to get it out there.

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That, I'm afraid, is your time up.

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-I'm so sorry.

-Doesn't it go quickly?

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Doesn't it? What are you going to go for?

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Oh, we are going to go for Films Directed By Robert Wise -

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-The Sound Of Music.

-The Sound Of Music.

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Films Directed By Rob Reiner - Working Girl.

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-Working Girl.

-And films starring Cary Grant, directed by Rob Reiner,

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Mr Blandings Builds His Dream House!

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-Mr Blandings Builds His Dream House.

-Because you never know.

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Because you never do. Sometimes you do. But, no, you never do.

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Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?

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None of them. Working Girl.

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-Working Girl.

-Working Girl goes last.

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Least likely to be pointless?

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-Mr Blandings.

-Mr Blandings Builds His Dream House.

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-Sound Of Music...

-Sound Of Music in the middle.

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OK, well, let's put those answers up on the board in that order, then,

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and here they are.

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Well, three answers on the board. ONE of them is definitely right!

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Now, if one of those turns out to be pointless,

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what would you do with your winnings, Ruth?

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We are going to America for our summer holiday and we want to go

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to Broadway, go and see a show on Broadway,

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so we would spend probably all the money on the tickets.

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-Very good. Have you decided what you want to go and see?

-An American In Paris.

-Wonderful. Wonderful.

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Jenny, anything you'd like to add to that?

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Well, I would take the whole family out for a meal, a celebration meal,

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and if there's any money left over after that,

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I'm going on a cruise later on, and I think I'll treat myself

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to a spa treatment or something extra while I'm on my cruise.

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Lovely. OK. Well, very, very best of luck.

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Three answers on the board. Let's hope one of them is pointless.

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Wouldn't that be nice? Mr Blandings Builds His Dream House was your first answer.

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In this case, we were looking for Rob Reiner films.

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And we just put it in there because why not?

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-Why not?

-Let's find out. It has to be right, obviously.

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Then it has to be pointless for you to win the jackpot.

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So, let's see what happens when we say Mr Blandings Builds His Dream House.

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-No, I'm afraid not a Rob Reiner piece.

-I think it's Frank Capra.

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Which means you only have two more shots at today's jackpot.

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Your next answer is The Sound Of Music.

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In this case, we were looking for Robert Wise films.

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This has to be correct, then it has to be pointless for you to win the jackpot of £1,000.

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Let's see how many people said The Sound Of Music for Robert Wise.

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It's right. Well, Mr Blandings Builds His Dream House, I'm afraid,

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was not a Rob Reiner film.

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The Sound Of Music most definitely is a Robert Wise film.

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Down we go. Through the teens.

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Into single figures.

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Not quite into single figures.

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10! Look at that.

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That's a good score.

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Annoyingly, in this round, we only accept pointless answers, though.

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But how did 90 people not know?

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-Well...

-Well, I'm one of them.

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There we are!

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Well, your third and final answer was Working Girl.

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And in this case we were looking for another Rob Reiner film.

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Again, it has to be right and it has to be pointless for you to win,

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so let's find out, for £1,000, how many people said Working Girl.

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No, I'm sorry.

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Bad luck. That was a tough category, but it was a game attempt.

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I'm afraid you didn't manage to find that all-important pointless answer,

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so I'm afraid you don't win today's jackpot of £1,000.

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That will therefore roll over onto the next show.

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But it's been great having you here. Really strong performance,

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across the show and in the head-to-head round.

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There we were. What about that? 2-0. A very decisive victory.

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And in recognition of all of that, you get to take home

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a Pointless trophy each, which is a great pleasure.

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I'm sorry we can't send you home with the jackpot as well.

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But thank you so much. Ruth and Jenny.

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Yeah, Working Girl was Mike Nichols and Mr Blandings was HC Potter.

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Rob Reiner, I have to say, some of the greatest films of all time,

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Rob Reiner has made. Let's take a look at his pointless answers first.

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A Few Good Men, pointless answer, the Jack Nicholson movie.

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Misery, also, the Stephen King adaptation, is a pointless answer.

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Rumour Has It... The Aaron Sorkin scripted

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the American President - also a pointless answer.

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The only ones that scored points for Rob Reiner - When Harry Met Sally,

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he did direct it, Nora Ephron wrote the script.

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The Princess Bride scored points.

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This Is Spinal Tap scored points as well.

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And Stand By Me.

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Just four of the greatest movies of all time, I would say, Rob Reiner.

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Let's move on to Robert Wise now.

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Run Silent, Run Deep, with Clark Gable - not Cary Grant,

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but Clark Gable. The Andromeda Strain is a pointless answer.

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The Desert Rats, with Richard Burton.

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And Steve McQueen and Richard Attenborough in The Sand Pebbles.

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All of his films pointless, other than The Sound Of Music,

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West Side Story and The Haunting. Everything else a pointless answer.

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Now, Robert Rodriguez. Slightly more up-to-date.

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Not too many pointless answers for him.

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Shorts, Sin City: A Dame To Kill For,

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Spy Kids: All The Time In The World in 4D.

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Also Spy Kids 3D: Game Over.

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Pointless answer. The Faculty.

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And also The Adventures Of Sharkboy And Lavagirl was a pointless answer

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as well. Very well done if you got any of those at home.

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Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

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And thank you, Ruth and Jenny. Wonderful to have you on the show.

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I'm so sorry you didn't win the jackpot today.

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That means it rolls over onto the next show,

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when we will be playing for £2,000.

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Join us next time to see if someone can win it.

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Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.

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-Goodbye.

-And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.

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Quiz in which contestants try to score as few points as possible by plumbing the depths of their general knowledge to come up with the answers no-one else can think of. Presented by Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman.