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Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and a very

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warm welcome to Pointless, the game where you're always aiming for the lowest score.

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Let's meet today's players.

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And couple number one.

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Hello, I'm Jon from Brighton and this is my friend Andy from Croydon.

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-Couple number two.

-Hi, my name is Bev, this is my mum Liz,

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and we're from a town called Helensburgh in Scotland.

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Couple number three.

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Hello, I'm Kieran, this is my brother Callum and we're from Newark in Nottinghamshire.

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And finally couple number four.

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Hello, I'm Leona and this is my husband Tony and we're from County Durham.

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And these are today's contestants.

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Thanks very much, all of you, a very warm welcome to Pointless.

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Lovely to have you here. We'll get to chat to each of you throughout the show as it goes along.

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That just leaves one more person for me to introduce.

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Delivering answers every day of the week, except Sundays,

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he does Jazzercise on Sundays.

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It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.

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Hiya. Hi, everybody. Hello.

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-Ah, good afternoon to you.

-Good afternoon.

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Oh, I don't think I've ever done Jazzercise. I'm not sure I'd enjoy it.

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-Oh, you should.

-That essentially combines two of my least favourite things in one.

-Oh, exercise...

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And jazz. See, exercise I don't like but I do, jazz,

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I don't like but I don't feel compunction to do it.

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Why don't you like jazz? What's wrong with jazz?

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Imagine if jazz was good for you. And you had to do jazz every day.

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-It

-is

-good for you.

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-I'd hate that.

-Do you really hate jazz?

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-I don't hate jazz.

-I'm not Johnny.

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I tell you Johnny, I was going to say, he hates Jazz.

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He really does. No, I don't hate jazz, it just doesn't speak to me.

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-Doesn't speak to you.

-Only Jon and Andy back from the last show.

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Jon and Andy got through to the head-to-head, which was very impressive.

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They were the golden couple, despite being up against a team that had got

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two pointless answers previously, which was very impressive.

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Dan and Suz, we're going to find out in a second if they got any more pointless answers

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in the jackpot, aren't we? I wonder if they did.

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-I wonder, did they?

-Or if they didn't.

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Two pointless answers during game play.

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Did they get any in the jackpot, or didn't they?

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Or did they?

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Or didn't they?

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I've forgotten, did they or didn't they? I can't remember.

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Dan and Suz didn't win the jackpot last time,

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so we add another £1,000 to it, so today's jackpot starts off at...

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There we are.

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Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

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Now remember this. The pair with the highest score will be eliminated

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at the end of each round, OK. The pair with the highest score.

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So do what you have to do to keep your scores nice and low

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and you'll be fine. Best of luck to all four pairs.

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Our first category today is...

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Can you all decide in your pairs, who's going to go first, who's going to go second?

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And whoever is going first, please step up to the podium.

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OK. And the question concerns...

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-Richard.

-We're going to show you the names of seven films on each board,

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each of which have three words in their title,

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but we've missed out the third word in each case. Can you tell us what it is, please?

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Thanks very much Richard. We are looking for the missing third word on each of these film titles.

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And here is our first board.

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We have got...

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I'll read those titles again.

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Jon. Welcome back.

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-Thank you, good to be back.

-Oh! We had...

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Very, very good to have you back. You did awfully well last time.

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-Remind us what you do.

-I'm a corporate trainer and coach.

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That is right. How long have you been doing that for?

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About five or six years.

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So when you start out, are you following a model?

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I mean, have you got a particular plan that you follow?

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Or is it something that you, Jon, have devised?

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Some of the time it's a model that's been devised by somebody else.

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Sometimes it's something that I, or myself and colleagues and friends have devised.

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It's nice. I'm self employed, so I get to work with my friends.

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-And you can just make it up!

-You really can.

-Make it up as you go along. Now Jon.

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Something you can't make up

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as you go along, this round.

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What would you like to go for on that board?

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Something tells me you know about cinema.

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I do, it's a nice subject from me.

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I like it. And, I feel like I know

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all of these except one.

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And the one I'm going to go for...

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..I'd say I'm 90% certain of,

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I want to say the film with Benedict Cumberbatch was called

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The Fifth Estate.

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The Fifth Estate, says Jon.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people said The Fifth Estate. Is it right?

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It is.

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Something tells me this is going to

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be a nice, impressive low score.

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And it is! There we are, Jon.

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What a start to the show.

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Six for The Fifth Estate.

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Lovely start Jon, they're back in business on podium one.

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Yes, it's a film about Julian Assange and WikiLeaks.

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Thank you, Richard.

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Bev, welcome here from Helensburgh. What do you do, Bev?

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I am a ranger with Loch Lomond and The Trossachs National Park.

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I think that's just the loveliest job.

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-It is the loveliest.

-I could imagine.

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In all weathers, it must get quite wild up there.

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Yeah, it has been recently.

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In all sorts of weathers, but the place is beautiful

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in all sorts of weathers. We call it atmospheric in Scotland.

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-You know, if it's raining, it's not rain, it's...

-It's atmosphere.

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Have you ever seen a golden eagle up there?

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Yes. I think.

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-I think.

-That's exciting.

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Somebody said to me, that if you're out and about in the Highlands of

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Scotland, if you don't see a golden eagle,

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then at least take solace in the fact that the golden eagle has probably seen you.

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Very nice.

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Ospreys, do you get those as well?

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Yes, we get a lot of ospreys this year.

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It's been a bumper year for ospreys.

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And it's fantastic to see them all coming back.

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-I love them.

-Bev, what would you like to go for?

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Oh, boy.

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I...

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I'm going to go with the George Clooney one,

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Fantastic Mr Fox.

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Fantastic Mr Fox, says Bev.

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Let's see if it's right, let's see how many of our 100 people said Fantastic Mr Fox.

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Sorry!

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-Oh!

-It's right.

-Phew!

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62.

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62 for Fantastic Mr Fox.

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Yeah, and he voices Mr Fox, that's a lovely film.

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There we are. Thank you, Richard.

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Kieran, welcome to Pointless.

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-Hello.

-Good to have you, from Newark, you said?

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-Yes.

-What keeps you busy in Newark, Kieran?

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Well, I'm a musician looking for work in the political sector.

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Looking to play music in the political sector?

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Or a musician, but also looking for work in the political sector?

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-Yeah, the latter. Also looking for work.

-I bet the political sector...

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Nothing would spruce it up more than a good band.

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-I'd love to. I'd love to.

-What do you play?

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I play the guitar and keyboard, but I mainly sing.

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That's fine. Are you in a band at all or...?

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I'm not, no. No, I'm a solo.

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-A singer-songwriter?

-That's the one, yeah.

-Very good indeed.

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Now, Kieran, what would you like to go for on our board?

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I promised Callum that I would try

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and get the first answer right,

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just to get a little pressure

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off him.

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So I'm going to go with

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the penultimate one,

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The Shawshank Redemption.

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Redemption, says Kieran.

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Let's see if that's right, let's see how many of our 100 people got The Shawshank Redemption.

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HE LAUGHS Listen, you got it right.

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You got it right.

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I promised you, Cal, I told you I would, buddy.

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And that is six points less pressure on Callum...

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LAUGHTER

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..than if you'd got it wrong, which is good.

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Yeah, blimey, talk about needing redemption. That is quite something.

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Incredible to remember quite how, sort of,

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low key that film was when it was released.

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It wasn't a big deal, wasn't the sort of, one

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where you go on chat shows,

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just one other release in a week of other things.

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It absolutely just came in under the radar, didn't it?

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-Beautiful film.

-Yeah.

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Absolutely. Now then, Leona.

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Welcome. Lovely to have you here, from County Durham.

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-Thank you.

-And what do you do, Leona?

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I've just graduated, and am about to start my teacher training year.

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-So...

-Oh, congratulations.

-Thank you.

-Do you know where you will be?

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Yes, it's at a college, so it's post-compulsory,

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so a little less pressure, they're not as young, so...

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That will be nice. Very nice. What are your interests, Leona?

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I've just recently taken up karate

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with my little girl. So no messing, guys.

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Wow, yeah. I was never going to mess! I promise that.

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Less so now. So you go along with your girl.

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-What's your little girl called?

-She's called Millie, and she's nine.

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Millie. Excellent. Who of the pair of you is better at karate?

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Millie! A lot better, yeah.

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HE CHUCKLES

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You're in the same class at the same time,

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or do you go off and get taught over there and she's...?

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-Yeah, separately.

-So you don't actually...?

-Yeah, we don't have to fight each other.

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-That would be terrible.

-That would be wrong. Setting mother against child like that.

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It wouldn't be right. Leona, this is your board,

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you can talk us through it and fill

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in all of those blanks for us,

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if you like, and then say which one

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-you want to answer.

-Thank you.

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Well, the only other ones

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that I knew have been taken.

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So I'm going to have to just go

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with The Great Escape.

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The Great Escape, says Leona.

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Let's see if that's right, let's see how many of our 100 people said The Great Escape.

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-Oh, no!

-Oh...

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A little bit of pressure off Callum there.

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A little bit more pressure on Tony there.

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That scores you 100 points, I'm afraid, Leona.

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-Yeah, it's a long time before that, I'm afraid. 1963.

-I thought it was early, yeah.

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Robert Redford's not in it as well, that's the other big clue there.

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I've never seen it. My dad puts it on, and I turn it off.

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Oh, it's good. It's good. You should have watched it.

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That one is The Great Gatsby.

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Yeah, would have scored you 53 points.

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-The top one, one of the greatest films ever made.

-Men.

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12 Angry Men. That would have scored 77. Kiss the...?

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..Girls. Is the answer to that one. 25 points.

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You can probably guess this last one. Sorry Wrong...?

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I'm going to say number.

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You are correct. That would have scored 32.

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So the best answer on the board, Jon, is The Fifth Estate.

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Not for the first time, the best answer, well played.

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There we are. Thank you very much, Richard.

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We're halfway through the round. Let's take a quick look at our scores. 6 the best score,

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as Richard says, Jon and Andy looking very strong

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on the back of that.

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Then we travel up to 62 where we find Bev and Liz,

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up to 94 where we find Kieran and Callum,

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and then just a hop, skip and a jump up from there is where we find Leona

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-and Tony.

-Sorry.

-Tony, you'll get the new board,

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so find a nice low-scoring answer on it,

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and maybe it will be enough to keep you in the game.

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Best of luck with that. We're going to come back down the line now.

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Can the second players please step up to the podium?

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OK. Let's put seven more three-word film titles up on the board

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with a missing third word.

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And we have got...

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I'm going to read those all again.

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-Tony, welcome to Pointless.

-Hiya. Thank you.

-What do you do, Tony?

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I'm a manufacturing technician in a food factory.

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Oh! That's quite fun. What kind of food is it?

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Crisps. Well-known crisps.

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-Oh, I love a crisp.

-Wow!

-But I love a well-known crisp better.

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LAUGHTER

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Like a potato crisp, or a corn or maize-based snack?

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-A bit of both.

-ALEXANDER GASPS

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You're kidding me, this is unbelievable.

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Do any of the corn-based ones come out shaped like monsters?

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-Yes, they do, actually. Yeah.

-LAUGHTER

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I don't believe it.

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I do not believe what's happening.

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Which bit of the production are you involved in?

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I'm on the machine that puts crisps in the packets.

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So I keep them running.

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If you wanted to, you could tinker with that machine, so it'd put

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every four crisps it puts in a packet, another one goes into a little Tony bag!

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-LAUGHTER

-Well, if I don't get caught, yeah.

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There we go. That's fun. Tony, there you are, you're the high-scorers at the moment.

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Only at the moment, because I think

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you might have a good answer

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on this board.

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I'm going to go for...

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I've got to go

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for an absolute fluky guess,

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but judging by the year,

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I'm thinking the Matthew Broderick

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one might be The Lion King.

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The Lion King? OK.

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Well, let's see if it's right. There's no red line for you, I'm afraid, Tony,

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as you're the high-scorers, but let's see how far down the column we get with The Lion King.

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It is The Lion King.

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Down to 58 as well.

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Not bad, Tony.

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It's all in Callum's hands.

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Yeah, Matthew Broderick voiced Simba in that.

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You've given yourself a chance, you could still stay in.

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They say the plot is based on Hamlet, but I would say very loosely.

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-Pretty loosely.

-Pretty loosely, I mean, there's a lion in Hamlet,

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but apart from that...

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-Now then, Callum, welcome to Pointless.

-Hello.

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Now, what do you do, Callum?

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Currently I'm studying sports journalism, an online freelance course.

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-Now that's quite fun.

-With the London School of Journalism.

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Is it a completely broad course?

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-Yes, it is.

-Does it focus on any particular sports that you particularly want to focus on?

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Not in particular, it's more of a journalism-based course.

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So learning the traits of journalism, and then, hopefully,

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at the end of the course, I'll get a diploma,

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and move on to sports journalism.

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What area of sports journalism would you like to go into?

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I'd like to move into something to do with football, cricket or tennis.

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That would be fun. Now then, Callum, you are on 94, we have a challenge.

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Kieran helped you a bit by not scoring the full 100, but, yeah,

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if you can score 63 or less,

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-you're through.

-OK. I think I'm

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going to go for the Simon Pegg film.

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The World's End.

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The World's End, says Callum.

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Here is your red line. If you can get below this red line with The World's End,

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you are through to Round Two. Let's see how many people said it.

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-It's right.

-Go down, down, down.

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And you're through, very well done indeed, Callum. Look at that. 40.

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134 is your total.

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Very well played. Yeah, another lovely film, it's all part of Edgar Wright's Cornetto trilogy.

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-That's what they call it.

-Thank you very much, Richard.

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-Now, Liz, welcome to Pointless.

-Thank you.

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-Lovely to have you here from Helensburgh.

-Yeah.

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-What keeps you busy, Liz?

-I'm retired.

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What did you do before you retired?

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I was a line dance teacher for 30 years.

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SHE LAUGHS

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No-one ever really retires from line dancing!

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Really? A line dance teacher.

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Xander, I'm 71 years old!

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-But...

-I've got to retire!

-You can still call a line dance, couldn't you?

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Yeah, it's nice not travelling so far. I was on the road every weekend.

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So how far did you have to go?

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America, Canada...

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Oh, really? You had to go and tell them how to line dance?

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-No, show them.

-Show them.

-Yeah. I don't tell them.

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And do you choreograph as well?

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-Yes.

-You're still devising dances, aren't you, Liz.

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I've got a big one coming off in November,

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we'll have 1,000 dancers in Blackpool from all over the world.

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And you with a megaphone?

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Shouting, telling them... Sorry, showing them what to do.

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-A microphone.

-With a microphone. I mixed my phones.

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You're all over the place, mate. What's wrong with you?

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Liz, I'm very impressed.

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That's brilliant. Now, you've got a good score there from Bev

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in the first pass. 62, which means

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95 or less keeps you in the game.

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I do know one,

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because I quite like the bodies.

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The Full Monty.

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LAUGHTER

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The Full Monty, says Liz.

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There is your red line.

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Get below that red line, and you're through to the next round.

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How many people said The Full Monty?

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It's right, and you're through. Very well done. It's good enough.

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87 has taken you up to 149.

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Yes, some big scoring going on now.

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Set in Sheffield, of course, The Full Monty.

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Thank you very much, Richard.

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Now, Andy, welcome back to Pointless.

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Remind us what you do, Andy?

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I'm a social work manager with mental health.

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I work in mental health.

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-Now, we were talking about Jazzercise earlier.

-Yes.

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-Last time you were here, you were telling us about boxercise.

-Yes.

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All the -cercises, we have covered today.

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Boxercise, what else do you like getting up to in your spare time?

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I like watching sport. Mainly on TV.

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I've got a six-year-old son, so I play football with him.

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Is he...? Does he like watching sport as well?

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He watches what I tell him to watch!

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Liverpool FC.

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Andy was telling me after the last show that his son is a fan of our catchphrase.

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"Oh, that ain't bread?"

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-"That's toast."

-We haven't said that for so long.

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-We haven't said it for about 500 episodes.

-No.

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We loved saying that.

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-There we are. What's he called?

-Nathaniel.

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-Nathaniel.

-That's for you, Nathaniel.

-There you go.

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Now, Andy, this board is all yours,

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and the best news is you're through already,

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so it doesn't matter what you score.

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Right. OK. I know all of them,

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and could take an educated guess

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at one. The top one is Stand By Me.

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The second one Is Any Given Sunday.

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The bottom one is Man Of Steel.

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And I'd probably go Bye Bye Blackbird for Dick Van Dyke,

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but I'll probably plump for...

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..Any Given Sunday.

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Any Given Sunday, no red line for you, you're already through.

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Let's see how many people said Sunday.

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It is Any Given Sunday.

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It's another good score from the

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first podium there, 14.

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Taking your total up to 20.

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The lowest total by a long chalk.

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And you've also given us the best answer on the board.

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Very well played, podium one. Terrific stuff. Done the double.

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Stand By Me that would have scored you 66 points.

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It's not Bye Bye Blackbird, not Bye Bye Baby.

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Bye Bye Birdie would have scored you 17 points.

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And Man Of Steel, you're quite right at the bottom there.

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That would have scored you 39.

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Thanks very much. So we're at the end of our first round,

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and I'm afraid the pair we have to say goodbye to with a high score

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of 158, it's Tony and Leona.

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-Sorry.

-I'm sorry. That wasn't a perfect round for you.

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Come back next time, and I'm sure we'll have the perfect round,

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several perfect rounds, I hope, for you.

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It's been great having you on. Thank you, so much, Tony and Leona.

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But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

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And now it starts to get mean.

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We're down to three pairs, at the end of this round,

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we'll have to be down to two players.

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Jon and Andy. Lowest score on each board there, very well done.

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Very impressive indeed.

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But well done everyone else for making it through that round.

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Great to have you here for our second round. Our category is...

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Can you all decide in your pairs who is going to go first,

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who's going to go second? Whoever's going first please step up to the podium.

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OK, let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.

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We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...

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-Richard.

-Yes, we're looking for the name of any woman who's won a

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Grand Slam title in the Open era, that's from the French Open in 1968,

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all the way through to June 2016, please.

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The surname contains one of those letters. Very, very best of luck.

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And the Grand Slam tennis tournaments are the Australian Open,

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French Open, Wimbledon and the US Open.

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Thank you very much, Richard.

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Now then, Andy.

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-Hello.

-Yes. A female tennis Grand Slam champions.

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One of those letters in their name.

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-Just in their name.

-I would like to go for Tracy Austin.

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Tracy Austin, says Andy.

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Let's see if that's right, let's see how many of our 100 people said Tracy Austin.

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It's right.

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Yeah, down it goes, still going down.

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2. APPLAUSE

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Very well done, Andy.

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Tracy Austin.

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They're so good, aren't they, on podium one?

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That's very, very good. Especially with very little preparation time.

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Yes, won two US opens, Tracy Austin.

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-She's got an A and T in her name.

-I know.

-Which is amazing.

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-That's why she scored two!

-She would have scored one,

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I think, if she'd been called Tracy Ustin.

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-One point, I think.

-Or Zin.

-Yeah.

0:21:140:21:16

Thank you. Kieran.

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I'm expecting Callum to rescue me again, hopefully.

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One of these days, Kieran, one of your rounds is going to come up,

0:21:230:21:26

I'm sure. I can sense it.

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I'm going to go with Victoria Azarenka.

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Victoria Azarenka, says Kieran.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people said that.

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It's right. Well, 2 is the only score we've got posted at the moment.

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Victoria Azarenka takes us down

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into single figures and 2 again.

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Look at that! APPLAUSE

0:21:480:21:51

Very well done indeed. Very strong play on this round.

0:21:510:21:53

Very well played, Kieran, terrific stuff. I'm worried about Liz now after those two answers.

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It's great, isn't it? Yes, Victoria Azarenka. First Belarussian woman to win a Grand Slam title.

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So many As in her surname.

0:22:040:22:06

-I know!

-She's got three, which, I mean, is more than most people have got.

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You and I have both got one.

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And that's more than enough, really.

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But to have three, I mean, goodness gracious!

0:22:130:22:17

That's a lot of As. And her daughter is good at tennis.

0:22:170:22:20

-You do the maths, right. Three, yeah.

-Three, I've done it. Liz.

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Now then.

0:22:250:22:26

Some very impressive low-scoring up until now.

0:22:260:22:30

Can we continue that, or even improve on it?

0:22:300:22:32

I'll try.

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Evonne Goolagong.

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Evonne Goolagong, says Liz.

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Let's see if it's right, let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

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It's right.

0:22:430:22:45

Well...

0:22:450:22:46

2 is the line that has been drawn.

0:22:460:22:49

7 for Evonne Goolagong. Very well done indeed, Liz.

0:22:510:22:54

I'm not going to be able to beat that.

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I'm not going to beat that.

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Seven Grand Slam singles titles, and L in there, and A in there.

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I mean, what more could you want? It's the perfect answer.

0:23:030:23:06

Thank you, Richard. We are halfway through the round. Let's take a quick look at those scores.

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2 is the big low score there. Andy and Jon

0:23:100:23:13

and Kieran and Callum on 2.

0:23:130:23:15

Liz there on 7, really not that far ahead.

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Bev, you realise what this means we require?

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We require some super low-scoring female Grand Slam champions from you

0:23:220:23:26

with one of these letters in their surname.

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OK, we're going to come back down the line now.

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Can the second players please step up to the podium?

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So, Bev.

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Yes.

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We are looking for any female Grand Slam tennis champion whose surname

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contains an L, T, or A.

0:23:430:23:46

You're our high-scorers, that sounds ridiculous when you're only on 7.

0:23:460:23:48

-But there you are.

-That's going to be hard to beat, you know, the boys.

0:23:480:23:53

Oh, man, I'm sorry, Mum.

0:23:530:23:55

Brain's blank.

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Martina Navratilova.

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Martina Navratilova, says Bev.

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There is no red line for you, as you're the high-scorers.

0:24:020:24:05

Let's see what happens when we say Martina Navratilova.

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-34...

-Sorry.

0:24:160:24:18

.. for Navratilova takes your total up to 41.

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Yes, she's got all three of them in there.

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At least that's something. Without those letters she would be called Mirin Nuriov.

0:24:250:24:30

Thank you very much indeed.

0:24:310:24:33

Now, Callum.

0:24:330:24:34

You have a target here of 38,

0:24:340:24:36

which I suggest, for a sports journalist like you, should be...

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..easily within your reach.

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OK. So I have a few in my head.

0:24:430:24:47

But I'm going to go for Lindsay Davenport.

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Lindsay Davenport, says Callum. It's earning you a nod from Jon,

0:24:490:24:52

which I have learned is a good thing to have.

0:24:520:24:55

There is your red line. If you get below that, you are through to the next round with Lindsay Davenport.

0:24:550:24:59

It's right.

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It's good enough.

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And it stops at 7. There we are.

0:25:090:25:11

9 is your total. Very well done.

0:25:110:25:13

-Very nicely done Callum, that's a relief, isn't it?

-Yeah.

0:25:170:25:19

Goodness me. Yes, a Grand Slam winner, also won gold at the 1996 Olympics, Lindsay Davenport.

0:25:190:25:24

Thank you, Richard.

0:25:240:25:25

Now then, Jon. You're on 2, the high-scorers are Bev and Liz on 41.

0:25:250:25:29

So 38 or less gets you through.

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There's a more ambitious one that, I think, I'm sure is right.

0:25:320:25:34

I'm just concerned it might be wrong.

0:25:340:25:36

So I'm going to guess at, hope this is a low-scorer, Monica Seles.

0:25:360:25:41

Monica Seles, says Jon. Monica Seles. Here is your red line.

0:25:410:25:44

If you can get below that with Monica Seles,

0:25:440:25:46

you're through to the next round. How many of our 100 people said it?

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It's right.

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Yep, gets you through.

0:25:550:25:57

There we are, 5 for Monica Seles.

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Takes your total up 27.

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Once again, Jon and Andy, the lowest total of the round.

0:26:020:26:06

Very well played Jon, lowest scorers again, impressive stuff.

0:26:080:26:10

Lots of pointless answers here. Let's take a look at a few.

0:26:100:26:13

Well done if you said any of these.

0:26:170:26:19

She won seven Grand Slam titles, Henin-Hardenne.

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Petra Kvitova, two time Wimbledon champion.

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Also could have had Anastasia Myskina, Barbara Jordan, Chris O'Neil, and Mima Jausovec.

0:26:300:26:34

Those are the pointless answers. Let's take a look at the top three,

0:26:340:26:37

the ones that most of our 100 people said.

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There is Martina Navratilova, 34.

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Venus Williams, 42, and

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Serena Williams right at the top on 45.

0:26:450:26:48

Thank you very much, Richard. So at the end of our second round,

0:26:480:26:51

the pair we have to say goodbye to with their high score of 41,

0:26:510:26:53

I'm afraid, Bev and Liz, it is you. Nothing wrong with that score.

0:26:530:26:56

Lovely low score. It's just that these scores were lower.

0:26:560:26:59

I'm afraid. So we have to say goodbye to you.

0:26:590:27:01

Only for a bit. We'll see you again, next show.

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Look forward to that very much. Meantime, thanks very much. Bev and Liz.

0:27:030:27:06

But for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:27:090:27:13

Congratulations Jon and Andy, Kieran and Callum,

0:27:170:27:20

you're now one step closer to the final.

0:27:200:27:22

And a chance to play for our jackpot which currently stands at...

0:27:220:27:25

Wow. This is where battle commences

0:27:310:27:34

because we are now in the head-to-head,

0:27:340:27:36

which means you start playing as teams.

0:27:360:27:38

What formidable teams you are going to be.

0:27:380:27:40

You can confer before you give your answers. The first team to win two

0:27:400:27:43

questions will be playing for that jackpot.

0:27:430:27:45

Now, Kieran and Callum, very, very well done.

0:27:450:27:48

We've had some lovely scores from you.

0:27:480:27:50

But Jon and Andy, they are our low-scorers in every round so far.

0:27:500:27:54

This is the second time you've been our golden couple, in fact, in the head-to-head.

0:27:540:27:58

I wouldn't want to call this, but anyway, best of luck to both pairs.

0:27:580:28:01

Let's play the head-to-head.

0:28:010:28:02

Here is your first question, and it concerns...

0:28:080:28:11

-Richard.

-Yes. We're going to show you five UNESCO World Heritage sites.

0:28:140:28:18

Now we're actually going to show you five photographs of UNESCO World Heritage sites.

0:28:180:28:21

I thought it was too difficult to bring the actual sites.

0:28:210:28:24

Listen, guys, I looked into it. Couldn't be done. We're also going to give you the initials.

0:28:240:28:28

Can you tell us what they are, please?

0:28:280:28:30

OK, let's reveal our five UNESCO World Heritage sites.

0:28:300:28:33

And we have got...

0:28:330:28:36

There we are.

0:29:070:29:08

Five UNESCO World Heritage sites.

0:29:080:29:11

Jon and Andy, you are our low-scorers so you will go first.

0:29:110:29:15

-It's not a very kind board.

-It's not very kind.

0:29:210:29:24

But we're going to go for C

0:29:240:29:26

and say that's Canterbury Cathedral.

0:29:260:29:28

Canterbury Cathedral.

0:29:280:29:30

Canterbury Cathedral.

0:29:300:29:31

Not very kind, but very beautiful.

0:29:310:29:33

Now, Callum and Kieran.

0:29:330:29:35

Do you fancy talking us through the rest of that board?

0:29:350:29:38

We'd love to.

0:29:380:29:39

-But we can't!

-LAUGHTER

0:29:390:29:42

We only know one other, we're afraid.

0:29:420:29:45

And, and that's D.

0:29:450:29:49

And we think it's Kew Gardens.

0:29:490:29:50

Kew Gardens. So we have Canterbury Cathedral and we have Kew Gardens.

0:29:500:29:54

Jon and Andy said Canterbury Cathedral for C.

0:29:540:29:56

Let's see how many of our 100 people said that.

0:29:560:29:59

It's right.

0:30:020:30:03

53 for Canterbury Cathedral.

0:30:060:30:09

Kieran and Callum, meanwhile, have gone for Kew Gardens for D.

0:30:130:30:16

Let's see how many of our 100 people said that. Kew Gardens.

0:30:160:30:19

It's right.

0:30:220:30:23

Oh, 71 for Kew Gardens.

0:30:230:30:26

Well done, Jon and Andy, after one question, you are up 1-0.

0:30:290:30:31

Very well played. That first one would have won you the point, actually. It's simply...

0:30:310:30:35

-Bath.

-Yes, the whole place is a

0:30:350:30:37

UNESCO World Heritage site.

0:30:370:30:38

Would have scored you 37 points.

0:30:380:30:42

Um B.

0:30:420:30:44

Yeah, I don't know. It's pretty.

0:30:440:30:47

-It's lovely, isn't it?

-Yeah.

0:30:470:30:50

It's Saint Kilda.

0:30:500:30:51

Would have scored you 2 points.

0:30:510:30:53

-Saint Kilda.

-And the last one.

0:30:530:30:56

It's an aqueduct.

0:30:560:30:57

It's certainly aqueduct.

0:30:570:30:59

Penrith.

0:30:590:31:00

It's not the Penrith Aqueduct.

0:31:000:31:02

It's the Pontcysyllte Aqueduct

0:31:020:31:04

in Wales.

0:31:040:31:05

Would have scored you 4 points.

0:31:050:31:07

-That looks pretty, doesn't it?

-Doesn't it look pretty?

0:31:070:31:10

Thank you, Richard. So here comes your second question now.

0:31:100:31:12

Kieran and Callum, you get to answer it first, but you need to win this

0:31:120:31:15

one to stay in the game, so good luck.

0:31:150:31:17

Our second question today is all about...

0:31:170:31:19

Yes, we're going to show you five clues now to facts associated with

0:31:230:31:26

the word west. Can you give us the most obscure answer, please?

0:31:260:31:30

Excellent. Let's review our five clues, and here they come.

0:31:300:31:32

We have got...

0:31:320:31:34

I'll read those again.

0:31:560:31:58

Callum and Kieran will go first.

0:32:180:32:21

Go on, you decide.

0:32:220:32:24

So, according to the title of the 1971 Benny Hill hit single,

0:32:240:32:29

he's the...

0:32:290:32:31

Fastest milk cart driver in the West.

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Fastest milk cart driver in the West,

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say Kieran and Callum.

0:32:370:32:40

OK. Now Jon and Andy, talk us through the rest of the board.

0:32:400:32:46

We think that the first one is West Bromwich.

0:32:480:32:51

The second one is West Ham.

0:32:510:32:54

The musical is West Side Story.

0:32:540:32:57

And the last one is Westlife.

0:32:570:33:01

Which would you like to go for?

0:33:010:33:03

-The first one?

-No.

-We're going to go for the Hawthorns, being located at West Bromwich.

0:33:030:33:08

West Bromwich, say Jon and Andy.

0:33:080:33:10

So we have the fastest milk cart driver and West Bromwich.

0:33:100:33:14

In the order they were given, fastest milk cart driver,

0:33:140:33:16

let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said it.

0:33:160:33:19

Oh, bad luck, Kieran and Callum.

0:33:220:33:25

-I'm afraid.

-I realised, yeah.

-I'm sorry. An incorrect answer there.

0:33:250:33:28

Jon and Andy have gone for West Bromwich, let's see if that's right,

0:33:280:33:31

let's see how many of our 100 said it.

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It's right, it is West Bromwich.

0:33:340:33:37

And it scores you 29.

0:33:410:33:43

But all it had to be, in fact, was right.

0:33:430:33:45

And it means, Jon and Andy, after two questions,

0:33:450:33:47

you're straight through to the final 2-0.

0:33:470:33:49

Yeah. Very well played, gents.

0:33:490:33:51

These days in these more politically correct times,

0:33:510:33:53

it would be the fastest milk cart driver in the West.

0:33:530:33:55

But it was the fastest milkman in the West, the Benny Hill song,

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I'm afraid. Not like Benny Hill to be un-PC!

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-Weird.

-Strange.

-30 points it would have been as well,

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so it would have lost you the point by one.

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The football club, you're absolutely right, is West Ham, West Ham United.

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49 points for that. Natalie Wood played Maria in West Side Story,

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57 for that and Swear It Again was Westlife,

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as you said, and that would have scored 32.

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Thanks very much, Richard.

0:34:200:34:21

So the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round,

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I'm afraid, Kieran and Callum, it is you.

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But it's good news, really, because it means we get to see you again next time,

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which will be fun. And I'm sure you'll do just as well, if not better next time.

0:34:290:34:32

But thanks very much in the meantime for playing, Kieran and Callum.

0:34:320:34:35

But for Jon and Andy, it's now time for our Pointless final.

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Congratulations, Jon and Andy,

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you have fought off all the competition

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and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.

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You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot.

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And at the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at...

0:34:590:35:02

Well, I'm... Jon and Andy, I mean to say,

0:35:070:35:10

you've turned up here, you've been the lowest scorers in Round One,

0:35:100:35:13

the lowest scorers in Round Two, 2-0 in the head-to-head, I mean,

0:35:130:35:16

this is lining up to be a slam dunk, I think here.

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And you missed it very narrowly last time.

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But it'll be very, very satisfying if you could take that jackpot away with you.

0:35:210:35:25

What would you like to see come up, Jon?

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I think Cinema is a good subject for me,

0:35:280:35:32

-between us we love pop music...

-And '90s hip-hop.

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If that specifically came up...!

0:35:370:35:39

That sounded like a request, Andy.

0:35:390:35:41

OK. Well, let's see.

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I mean, obviously, I have no control over what comes on board.

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You just have to hope there's something up there that you like the look of. Best of luck.

0:35:450:35:49

Today's selection looks like this.

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We have got...

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Nothing on classical music.

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JFK would be a shot in the dark.

0:36:040:36:07

US crime writers...

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No, no. Sport in Leicester, I think, begrudgingly.

0:36:090:36:12

OK. Begrudgingly, sport in Leicester.

0:36:120:36:14

OK, very best of luck, gents, three different questions here.

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Let's take a look at them. We're looking for anybody who played for

0:36:170:36:21

Leicester in their Premier League-winning squad in 2015-16.

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Anyone who actually took to the pitch at any point during the season.

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We are looking for anyone who Mark Selby beat on his way

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to two snooker World Championships in 2014 and 2016.

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Or we are looking for anyone who played in Leicester Tigers squad

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in the 2015-16 premiership.

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Again, so long as they took to the field, we'll count them as an answer.

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So the Premier League football-winning squad,

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Mark Selby's opponents for his two World Championships wins,

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and the Leicester Tigers squad. Very, very best of luck.

0:36:460:36:48

Thank you very much. Now as always, you've got up to one minute

0:36:480:36:51

to come up with three answers. All you need to win that jackpot is for just one

0:36:510:36:54

-of those answers to be pointless. Are you ready?

-Yes.

0:36:540:36:57

OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock. There they are.

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Your time starts now.

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Marco Fu, I don't know whether it's right,

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but we'll just have that as a stand back.

0:37:040:37:06

The Leicester City squad. I think I could give you the first 11...

0:37:060:37:08

I think Andy King came in for a few games and Jeff Schlupp came in for a

0:37:080:37:11

few games. Shinji Okazaki, I think is a less well-known first team member.

0:37:110:37:16

Marc Albrighton, but I think...

0:37:160:37:18

-Pretty popular.

-I couldn't name anyone who's on the Tigers...

0:37:180:37:21

Do we know who the substitute goalkeeper was?

0:37:210:37:25

-No.

-The man was ever present anyway, though, wasn't he.

0:37:250:37:29

-No idea.

-Shall we say Marco Fu, Andy King, Jeff Schlupp?

0:37:290:37:34

We've still got 25 seconds.

0:37:340:37:36

I just want to give ten more seconds' thought to the Leicester City players.

0:37:360:37:39

Who else would have come on? I know that guy who used to play for Brighton...

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..he played.

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-Ulloa.

-Ulloa?

0:37:450:37:47

-Yes.

-Yes!

0:37:470:37:48

-Is it Leonardo Ulloa?

-Yeah, Leonardo Ulloa.

-10 seconds left.

0:37:480:37:51

How do you feel about Marco Fu?

0:37:510:37:54

Um...it's just a shot in the dark.

0:37:540:37:57

-I'd put Ulloa in there as well, man.

-Yeah?

-In fact, no, stick with Fu.

0:37:570:38:01

That's your time up, OK, let's have your three answers

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and if you could say which category you're answering for each one.

0:38:030:38:06

Mark Selby's Snooker World Cup championship opponent, we'll go for Marco Fu.

0:38:060:38:11

-Marco Fu.

-And for the Leicester City Premier League-winning squad we're

0:38:110:38:15

going to go with Jeff Schlupp.

0:38:150:38:17

-Jeff Schlupp.

-And Leonardo Ulloa.

0:38:170:38:19

And Leonardo Ulloa. Of those three, which do think is your best shot

0:38:190:38:23

-at a pointless answer?

-I'm going to say, I think Ulloa.

0:38:230:38:27

-I think Schlupp.

-OK, we'll say Schlupp.

0:38:270:38:31

They're all on the squad, you know, they're there.

0:38:310:38:33

-Schlupp.

-Schlupp.

-OK, so Schlupp goes last.

0:38:330:38:36

-And Fu probably first...

-Yes.

-..and Ulloa in the middle.

0:38:360:38:40

OK, well, let's put those answers up on the board in that order then,

0:38:400:38:43

and here they are.

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We've got Marco Fu, we've got Leonardo Ulloa,

0:38:450:38:47

and we've got Jeff Schlupp.

0:38:470:38:50

Well, very, very best of luck. Three good answers on the board there.

0:38:500:38:53

Now if one of these turns out to be pointless,

0:38:530:38:55

quite a nice jackpot to be taking home, £2,500,

0:38:550:38:57

what would you like to do with that? Jon, you first.

0:38:570:39:01

We, hopefully we're buying a house quite soon.

0:39:010:39:04

And we want to do a bit of work to it, maybe get the garden done nicely,

0:39:040:39:07

do out the kitchen, so dull as it may sound, make the house nice, make it into a home.

0:39:070:39:11

-Well, that's nice, something permanent there.

-Yeah.

0:39:110:39:14

OK, now Andy, what about you?

0:39:140:39:16

Oh, mine's very, very easy. Me and my partner got married last year...

0:39:160:39:20

-Congratulations.

-..in December on the beach in Australia.

-Very nice!

0:39:200:39:24

And she didn't have a honeymoon, so I'd like to give her a honeymoon.

0:39:240:39:28

-Very nice.

-To San Francisco.

-Oh, I was going to say to Leicester.

0:39:280:39:31

That's OK, yeah. Very best of luck. Three good answers, as I said.

0:39:310:39:35

Your first answer is Marco Fu.

0:39:350:39:37

In this case, we were looking for any World Snooker Championship opponents of Mark Selby.

0:39:370:39:40

If this is pointless, it will win you £2,500.

0:39:400:39:44

Let's see how many of our 100 people said Marco Fu.

0:39:440:39:48

It is right.

0:39:520:39:53

Now, if Marco Fu can take us all the way down to zero,

0:39:530:39:56

you will leave here with £2,500.

0:39:560:39:57

Down we go through the 20s, into the teens.

0:39:570:40:00

Into single figures.

0:40:000:40:02

We're still going down with Marco Fu. 3.

0:40:020:40:04

It's a great score.

0:40:110:40:13

That's the sort of score you've been giving us every round,

0:40:130:40:16

up until this point.

0:40:160:40:17

Sadly, though, we only accept pointless answers in this last round.

0:40:170:40:20

So your next answer is what we move onto, Leonardo Ulloa.

0:40:200:40:23

In this case, we were looking for any Premier League-winning squad member of Leicester City.

0:40:230:40:28

If this is pointless, it will win you £2,500.

0:40:280:40:31

How many of our 100 people said Leonardo Ulloa?

0:40:310:40:35

It's right.

0:40:380:40:39

Marco Fu took us all the way down to 3.

0:40:400:40:43

Leonardo Ulloa now takes us

0:40:430:40:44

down through the teens.

0:40:440:40:46

We are into single figures,

0:40:460:40:48

down we go, we're still going down.

0:40:480:40:49

We pass 3!

0:40:490:40:51

Very well done indeed!

0:40:540:40:57

Congratulations, brilliant! Leonardo Ulloa was a

0:41:020:41:06

pointless answer, which means you go home with that jackpot of £2,500.

0:41:060:41:10

Very well done.

0:41:100:41:12

Is there nothing Leicester City can't win?!

0:41:120:41:15

When you woke up this morning, I bet you didn't think Leonardo Ulloa was

0:41:150:41:18

going to buy your wife a honeymoon!

0:41:180:41:20

-No!

-But there it is, he's done just that.

0:41:200:41:22

Jeff Schlupp, lots of pointless answers here,

0:41:220:41:24

also a pointless answer, Jeff Schlupp. Very well done!

0:41:240:41:27

Let's take a look at the pointless answers in the different categories, gents.

0:41:310:41:36

You said Shinji Okazaki as well during your 60 seconds,

0:41:360:41:39

a pointless answer. Robert Huth is a pointless answer,

0:41:390:41:41

literally one of their biggest stars. Amazing stuff.

0:41:410:41:44

Also Demarai Grey a pointless answer,

0:41:440:41:46

Nathan Dyer a pointless answer, Ritchie de Laet.

0:41:460:41:49

Lots and lots of pointless answers there.

0:41:490:41:51

Gokhan Inler as well, Kramaric a pointless answer,

0:41:510:41:53

so all sorts of big names there from that incredible Leicester-winning

0:41:530:41:57

squad. Let's take a look at the Mark Selby opponents now.

0:41:570:42:00

McManus, Ali Carter. Two future stars of the game there.

0:42:000:42:03

Kyren Wilson. Also Michael White.

0:42:030:42:05

Also Sam Baird and Robert Milkins, all of those pointless answers.

0:42:050:42:08

Well done if you said any. And the Leicester Tigers squad.

0:42:080:42:11

Everybody apart from Dan Cole, Manu Tuilagi, Ben Youngs and Peter Betham.

0:42:150:42:19

Everyone else is a pointless answer.

0:42:190:42:21

Very well done if you got one at home. Guys, you've been absolutely terrific for two shows,

0:42:210:42:25

-and what a lovely way to top it off. Terrific jackpot win.

-Fantastic.

0:42:250:42:28

And I must apologise for calling poor old Leonardo Ulloa, u-llo-a,

0:42:280:42:31

instead of u-sho-a.

0:42:310:42:33

You know what, I almost stopped you, but it was so cute, I couldn't.

0:42:330:42:37

-I liked it so much.

-I know.

0:42:370:42:39

-It's nice, though.

-It's lovely.

0:42:390:42:41

Yeah, wartime sitcom flavour to it as well, which is nice.

0:42:410:42:45

Well, thank you, once again, to our brilliant winning players, Jon and Andy.

0:42:450:42:48

Thank you so much for being so brilliant.

0:42:480:42:50

You go away with today's jackpot of £2,500.

0:42:500:42:53

Join us next time when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless.

0:42:580:43:01

-Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.

-Goodbye.

0:43:010:43:04

And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.

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