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Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong. Welcome to

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Pointless, the quiz show where popular answers mean nothing and

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obscure answers mean everything. First, we welcome back Jen and

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Morgan. You were on the show last time. Everyone gets two chances to

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reach the final. This is your second chance. Remind us how you

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did. Not very well. Went out in the first round. We've regrouped and

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we're ready for another try. What was it that did it for you, Jen?

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I think. It was words. What do you do, Morgan? I'm an environmental

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crime officer for the Environment Agency. Very good. What do you do

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in your spare time, Jen? I like singing. I'm a member of a rock

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choir. A rock choir! Brilliant. Lovely to have you back. Next, we

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welcome Pete and John back to the show. You were on last time. John,

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what are you hoping will come up this afternoon? Well, I'd like to

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see maybe English literature and drama, and football. Pete, what do

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you do in your spare time? I like going out for day trips with the

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family. We like going to the seaside, visiting castles. If

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there's any well boring installations, that's always a

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bonus. We did this last time. I'll bring you up to speed. Pete, you

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actually bore wells, do you? Some of what I deal with is well boring,

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yeah. LAUGHTER. Best of luck to the pair of you. Next, we welcome back

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our third returning pair, Will and Matt. You were also on the show

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last time. Remind us how you did? We went out in the second round.

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Really tough catchphrases from a very long time ago. From a bygone

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era. You said with a curled lip! That bygone era, incidentally,

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being the 1980s! LAUGHTER. Before you were even born! Exactly! Very

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best of luck, great to have you back. Finally, we have Lindsay and

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Chris. How do you two know each other? We met at a party at my

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house. It was supposed to be a fancy dress party. But nobody else

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could be bothered dressing up. Lindsay and her friend dressed as

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Oliver Twist and the Artful Dodger. Did you dress up? No, we were very

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lazy. What do you do, Chris? I'm a sound engineer. I work in a

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recording studio. Whereabouts is that? In Belfast. You're from

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Belfast, I'm guessing from your accent. Lindsay, are you from

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Belfast, too? Yes, I am. What do you do? I study leisure events and

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cultural management. Best of luck, great to have you here. We'll find

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out more about you in the show. There's one person left to

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introduce. With all the answers. My right-hand man. My Pointless friend.

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Richard. Hiya. Hiya. Good afternoon. The top of the afternoon to you.

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Are you well? Yes. Very well. How about you? Very well. Three

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returning pairs today, which is fun. We know a bit about them already.

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Peter and John proved themselves to be the strongest last time. They

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got through to the head-head. I suspect they're the pair to beat.

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What questions have we got, what kind of a show is it? When we get

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to round three, we've got entertainment and sport. Round two

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is a very good round. Round two is lots of fun.

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Right, we've put all our questions to 100 people before the show. But

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this is Pointless, so we want the obscure answers they didn't get.

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What everyone's trying to do is find a pointless answer. An answer

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that none of our 100 people gave. Each time that happens, we add �250

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to the jackpot. Nobody won the jackpot last time so we add another

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�1,000 to that. Today's jackpot In the first round, each of you

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must give me one answer. You cannot confer with your partner. Whichever

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team has the highest score at the end will be eliminated. OK, our

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Well, decide in your pairs who's going first. Who's going second.

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Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

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We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many groups of islands as

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they could. Richard? Quite simply, all the correct answers on the

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board in this round will be names of major island groups. Right, Jen

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and Morgan. You drew lots before the show. This afternoon, you get

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to go first. In this round, we give you a choice of seven possible

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answers on the board in each pass. The first set of seven answers

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Now I can tell you at least one of those answers is pointless. But be

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careful as there is at least one incorrect answer on that board. If

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you pick one of those, you score the maximum 100 points. Now Jen,

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have you been to any of these groups of islands? Yes, I have. But

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I don't want to say that one, it's an obvious one. So I want to be

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more obscure. I'm going to have a bit of a guess. I'm going to say

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the Cook Islands. OK, the Cook Islands. Let's see if that's a

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right answer. If it is, let's see how many people said the Cook

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It's right. Well done, Jen. Ooh, down it goes. Single figures. Down

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That's an excellent answer. The Cook Islands scores you two. Very

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well played, very good start to the show. They're in the southern

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Pacific, 2,000 miles off New Zealand. OK. Now then, Pete.

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Remember we're looking for groups of islands. Yeah. Some that I

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recognise. I think I'm going to go with Ionian. There's definitely an

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Ionian Sea. I presume there's a group of islands off part of Greece,

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Greek islands. OK, let's see if the Ionian Islands exist. If they do,

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It's right. Down it goes. A low score. Very, very well done, Pete.

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Brilliant! That's an excellent answer. Scores you just one point.

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Ionian Islands, Richard? Well played, Peter. You're right. Off

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the west coast of Greece. Corfu is the most famous Ionian island.

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there is still a pointless answer on the board. Still an incorrect

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answer on the board. Yes. What are you thinking? What I might do,

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instead of going for the pointless, is to play it kind of safe, and

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hopefully Will has more of an idea what he needs to do in the second

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pass. So I'm going to say an obvious one, and say Seychelles.

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Let's see if the Seychelles is right. If so, let's see how many

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It's not bad. 15. Not a bad score at all, Matt. That paid off, that

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gamble. Richard? An island republic in the Indian Ocean which comprises

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Now then, Lindsay. We are looking for groups of islands. There are

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two that I'm sure of. And then, I think Bismarck is a ship. I might

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just gamble and hope Chris saves this, and go for Blackwell. You're

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going for Blackwell. Let's see if it's right, if Blackwell is an

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island group. And if it is, how many people said it. Good luck,

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Unfortunately, that is an incorrect answer which means you score the

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maximum of 100 points. I'm sorry, Lindsay. Richard? Sorry, Lindsay,

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Chris Blackwell is the founder of Island Records. There's not an

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island group. Let's look at the other answers up there. The ones

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you knew, the Balearic islands would have scored you 34. The

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Channel Islands would have scored you 30. So, a choice of Blackwell

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or Bismarck. You should have gone or Bismarck. You should have gone

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for Bismarck. It's volcanic islands off Papua New Guinea. The Bismarck

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Islands was a pointless answer. Islands was a pointless answer.

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Very well done at home if you said Bismarck. Thanks. We're halfway

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through the round, let's look at the scores. On one point, Pete and

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John, looking very, very strong indeed. Just one point ahead of

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them, Jen and Morgan, looking fantastic. Ahead of them, 15, Matt

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and Will. Then Chris and Lindsay on 100. Quite a long way ahead of the

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field. However, anything could happen in the next pass. Can the

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second players take their places at We're going to put seven more

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answers on the board. Remember, we're looking for groups of islands.

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Again, I can tell you at least one of those is a pointless answer. At

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least one of those is an incorrect answer. Pick an incorrect one, and

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you will score the maximum of 100 points. Now then, Chris. You have

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to score as low as you possibly can here. I'll go for a wild guess.

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I'll go for Nicobar. The Nicobar Islands. Let's see if that's right.

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Look at that! Very well done. APPLAUSE. Nicobar Islands, they

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score you two points, and take your total up to 102. Richard? Very well

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played. Kept yourself in the game, giving yourself a chance. They're

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part of India, in the eastern Indian Ocean. Lovely! Will, you're

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on 15. The high scorers on 102 are Chris and Lindsay. If you can score

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86 or less, you are through to the next round. 86 or less. It sounds

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OK. Um. I'm going to play it really easy and go for the Canary. Go for

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the Canary Islands. Let's see if it's right. If it is, let's see how

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Well done, you're through. 50. Very well done. Takes your score up to

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65. Richard? I think that was tactically astute from Will. You

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just had to avoid a high score. Canary Islands, off the coast of

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Spain, between Spain and Africa. Now then, John and Pete. Even if

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you score 100 points, you will not overtake Chris and Lindsay on their

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high score of 102. There's definitely at least one incorrect

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answer on the board. There's definitely at least one pointless

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answer on that board. I will still gamble on one of the two that I

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don't know. So I shall go for Lofoten. Lofoten. There it is. One

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up from the bottom. Lofoten. Is it right? If it is, let's see how many

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people said it. It's right. Very well done, John. This could go all

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the way down, I think. There we Very good. That's a Pointless

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answer. It adds �250 to today's jackpot, taking the total up to

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�8,750. And it scores you nothing, leaving you a total of one.

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Excellent total. Richard. Very well played, John. The Lofoten islands

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lie within the Arctic Circle. then, Morgan. Remember, we're

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looking for groups of islands. There are two answers up there that

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I think are right. Again, anything could happen on this game. So I'm

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going to play it safe and say the Maldives. OK, well, the high

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scorers are Chris and Lindsay on 102. If you can score 99 or less

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with this answer, you are through to the next round. Let's see if the

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Let's see how many people said it. Well done. Through to the next

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round. Wow! Very low score there. That scores you 13. Takes your

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total up to 15. Richard? Maldives, quite a low score, isn't

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it? Let's take a look at the rest of these answers. The Falklands

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Islands would have scored also a very low score, 19. Tuamotu and

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McGowan. One pointless, one is incorrect. What do you think?

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think...I'm going to say McGowan. Yeah, that's the cuckoo in the nest

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there. It is indeed. McGowan is an incorrect answer. Shane McGowan is

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the singer from the Pogues, who are an Ireland group, not an island

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group. And the Tuamotu is another pointless answer. In French

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Polynesia. Very well done if you said that at home. Lovely. Very

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good Richard. At the end of round one, the losing pair with the

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highest score is Lindsay and Chris. What a shame. We'll be back next

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time. There'll be questions on synthesizers and crime drama, it'll

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be great. There will be questions, I'm sure, on all those things. I'm

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sorry we have to say goodbye to you so soon, we'll see you next time.

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For the remaining three pairs, it's now time for round two. Only two

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pairs will make it through to the head-to-head. One team will leave

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us at the end of this round. OK, Oh, it IS fun. Can you decide, in

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your pairs, who will go first, who will go second? Whoever is going

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first, please step up to the podium. We'll show you a list of

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expressions in Cockney rhyming slang. We asked 100 people to tell

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us what they mean in everyday English. Richard. We'll show you

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six expressions on each pass. You have to tell us what they mean. The

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obscurer ones will score you fewer points. An incorrect answer will

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score 100 points. We're looking for the meaning of

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these Cockney rhyming slang So, Jen, what do you think to that

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lot? Play it a bit safe in this one. I'm not sure about all of them. I

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going to go for "half inch", which I think means pinch or steal

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something. "Half inch - pinch". Let's see if that's right and, if

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62. APPLAUSE. I'm looking forward to what you'll say. Half inch,

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pinch. It's a very good private. It's private dancer - answer.

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good! Thanks. Very, very, very... I think Tony did very well there.

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Tony Benn, Jen. Very good. It's too much, isn't it? Now then, John?

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think there's one I'm not terribly sure of, so I'll have to go for one

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that is safe but might score a lot. Butcher's hook, which is look.

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Let's see if that's right and how many people said "butcher's hook -

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Very good. "Butcher's hook" scores you 30. Well played, Simon. Simon

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Le Bon, John. Very good. Very good. Now then, Will, you're the last

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person to have this board, so you can talk us through all of them if

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you like. I know them all and I have no idea which... I think

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they're all pretty obvious to me. I'll go for "sky rocket - pocket".

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"Sky rocket - pocket". If it's right, let's see how many people

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54. Richard? Very, very good answer from Damon. Damon Hill, Will. I

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won't do that on the way back, I promise. Very good. You are red

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hot! Are you some kind of pearly king? Are you? Hold on, is that

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rhyming slang? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's look at the rest of these.

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"Butcher's hook" - the best answer Let's look at those scores. Right,

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on 30 - John and Pete, ahead of the field. Fantastic. Lovely low score

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there for "butcher's hook". Ahead of them, Will and Matt, courtesy of

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sky rocket. Then on 62, Jen and Morgan. Why you should have scored

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so much more than others, I don't know. That means you'll have to

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score as little as you can in the next pass to make sure you make it

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to the head-to-head. Can the second players please take their places at

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the podium? We'll put six more Cockney rhyming slang expressions

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We are looking for what these expressions mean in everyday

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English. You're trying to find the one that the fewest of our 100

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people knew. Matt? Yes. I'm going to say "me old china", which people

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may not know as "china plate", meaning "mate". The high scorers

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are Morgan and Jen on 62. If you can score seven or less with this

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answer you are definitely through to the next round. Let's see if

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"china plate" - "mate" is right, Still going down. 43. APPLAUSE.

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a bad score. Takes your total up to 97. Richard? Well played. I was

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talking to somebody the other day who works in finance. He says they

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call �15 a Commodore. He asked me to work out why it was. I got it in

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the end. I will give you the answer at the end of the round as to why

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�15 might be a Commodore. See if you can work that out. Pete, you

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are on 30 - the high scorers are Matt and Will. You need 66 or less.

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This is quite tough. I think I won't play it entirely safe. I

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think I'll go with "plates of meat" and I think it's "feet". "Plates of

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meat - feet". OK, well, here is your red line coming in. Below that

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red line you are through to the head-to-head. "Plates of meat -

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feet". Is that right, and how many It is right. Oh! Look at that - 73.

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Takes your total up to 103. Richard? Yes, plates of meat are

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feet. Are you still thinking? Commodore. Got it! Have you got it?

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Yeah. We'll come to it later, though. Such a liar. Is it rhyming

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slang? It's a combination of rhyming slang and logic. Mm. Mm.

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Mm! Morgan? You and Jen are on 62 - the high scorers are currently Pete

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and John on 103. If you can score 40 or less, you are through to the

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head-to-head and we say goodbye to Pete and John. I'll risk it for a

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biscuit, then - I'll go "boat race". LAUGHTER. That rhymes. That rhymes.

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Why isn't THAT on the board?! Morgan, was better than any of mine.

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You can write it down. I'll let you use it. Excellent. Morgan, what are

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you going to say? I'm going to be brave and I'm going to say "boat

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race" is "face". "Boat race" is "face". Very well said, Morgan.

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Here comes your red line. There it is. If "boat race - face" is right

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and goes below that red line you stay with us and are in the head-

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to-head. Good luck. Is it right? How many people said "boat race -

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64, that scored you, I'm afraid to say. It takes your total up to an

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unbeatable 126. Richard? Unlucky, Morgan. If I may coin a phrase, you

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had to risk it for a biscuit. I did! It all went a bit Pete Tong.

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"Apples and pears - stairs" is 86 - the biggest answer on the board.

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The best answer there is "china plate". Why is �15 a commodore?

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Commodore's biggest hit, Three Times A Lady. Lady - Lady Godiva -

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Anyway! Thanks very much, Richard. At the end of Round Two, the losing

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pair with the highest score is Morgan and Jen. Oh dear, oh, dear.

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That was very, very exciting and we're very, very sorry to be saying

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goodbye to you so soon. It's been a pleasure having you on the show.

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For the remaining pairs, things are going to get more exciting now as

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Very well done, Pete and John, Will and Matt. You have made it through

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to the head-to-head. Only one pair can make it through to today's

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final and play for the jackpot, You are going head-to-head on the

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best of three questions. For each question, each pair needs to give

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me just one answer. You are now allowed to confer. Come up with an

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answer that scores less than the other pair and you will win that

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question. The first pair to get to the best of three will play for

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today's jackpot. Let's play OK, here's your first question. We

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gave 100 people 100 seconds to name ..as they could. Richard? Any Take

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That single which reached the UK top 40 between the beginning of

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1990 and the end of 1999. Take That mark one, as it were. There are 15

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songs on the list. Eight were number ones. OK, thanks very much.

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Pete and John, because you've played best, you get to go first.

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We are looking for Take That singles from the '90s. (How many do

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you know? Never Forget. Did they do THEY CONFER < Babe is the only one

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Memories of Rick Astley coming back. I am waiting for you to pretend you

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don't know any of these and then give the full back catalogue.

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will take a stab in the dark and say Pray. Very good. Pray. Will and

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Matt, you can do all your talking out loud. There's a video, I think

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they're naked and it's in black- and-white. I can't remember the

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song. Too distracted by Take That naked. Hopefully, Never Forget.

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have Pray from Pete and John - a complete stab in the dark - and

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Never Forget from Will and Matt. Pete and John, Pray. Let's see if

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Very good. Pray. Down it goes. Six! Six points for Pray. Never Forget.

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Let's see how many people said It's right. It's going to be close.

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Who would ever have thought that you were going to lose this

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question? Nonetheless, you have. Pete and John, after the first

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question, you are ahead, 1-0. Well done. Richard? You did get beaten,

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despite the fact that the first thing I heard John say was "Did

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they do Wake Me Up Before You Go- Go?" and you still lost the point,

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guys. Let's take a look at the answers. There's a pointless answer

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- a number-two hit - Why Can't I And these are the most popular Take

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That songs of the '90s. Thanks, Richard. OK, here is your second

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question. Pete and John, if you win this point, you are straight

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through to the final. OK, we gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as

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..as they could. Richard? In the 2010 Formula 1 World Championship,

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there were seven German drivers. You need the most obscure of that

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obscure bunch. OK, now Will and Matt, you go first this time.

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CONFER. That's all we've got. A little-known driver by the name of

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O...K. What are you thinking, Pete and John? I'm thinking there's

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another Schumacher. Er... Ralph Schumacher. Ralph Schumacher. Will

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and Matt are going for Michael Schumacher. Is it right? If so, how

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many people said it? It's right. 41. Pete and John have gone for Ralph

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Schumacher. If you win this point, you go straight through to the

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final. Ralph Schumacher. If it is right, how many people said it?

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Ooh! An incorrect answer. Will and Matt, you've won that question.

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After two questions, it's one apiece. Richard. Ralf Schumacher

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left Formula One in 2008. Let's look at all the answers here.

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Hulkenberg would have scored one. Nick Heidfeld and Adrian Sutil, two.

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Timo Glock, three. Nico Rosberg, five. The current world champion,

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Sebastian Vettel, 15 and Michael Schumacher at the top on 41. Thanks.

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Here is your third question. Whoever wins this question goes

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through to the final and will be playing for that �8,500 jackpot.

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Here's the question. We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many

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Richard. We're looking for any of the eight novels of the character

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Jason Bourne, created by Robert Ludlum and played by Matt Damon on

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film. All the novels start with "The Bourne". There's eight of them.

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The first three were written by Ludlum, the others by Eric Van

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Lustbader. There are eight novels up to the start of 2011. Thank you.

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Pete and John, you go first this OK. We're going to go for the

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Bourne Inheritance. The Bourne Inheritance. Is that one you know?

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Yes. Very good. AUDIENCE LAUGHS. Will and Matt, what are you

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thinking? We know the three films. It's whether.... If theirs is right,

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then it's beating any of the three films. The question is, do we make

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one up? AUDIENCE LAUGHS. Or not? They all kind of follow a line.

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Identity, Supremacy and Ultimatum, we're disregarding those. Let's go

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for Killer. We'll go with The Bourne Killer. AUDIENCE LAUGHS.

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have The Bourne Inheritance and The Bourne Killer. Pete and John went

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with the Bourne Inheritance. Let's see if that's right, and if so, how

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many people said the Bourne The Bourne Inheritance. Why were

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HE LAUGHS Now, that was pure poker. That is ridiculous! It's not fair.

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It's a wrong answer. So, Will and Matt, that final with the jackpot

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�8,500. You never know! The Bourne Killer. Maybe it's right. Let's see

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if The Bourne Killer is a book in that series. If it is, let's see

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how many people said The Bourne Who knew? A great book as well.

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Richard. Two bits of history there. The best bluff in Pointless history

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from John and the worst tactical decision ever from Will and Matt,

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who could have said Identity, Ultimatum, Supremacy, anything and

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they'd be in the final. You've been outfoxed again by Take That's

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biggest fan, John. Let's take a Very exciting, anyway. Here is your

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fourth question. Whoever wins this question is through to the final.

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�8,500 could be riding on this. We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name

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as many African countries with a Mediterranean coastline as they

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could. Will and Matt will start. Richard. We're looking for any

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African country that has a coastline on the Mediterranean sea.

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By country we mean a UN member that's a sovereign state in its own

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right. That's as of the start of OK. We've only come up with one.

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This time we're going to say it. Yeah. Morocco. You had an

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opportunity to make up a country. I can't believe you didn't. Pete and

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John, Morocco has gone. Shall we say Algeria? We'll plump for

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Algeria. Will and Matt, you said How many people said Morocco? It's

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Pete and John have gone for Algeria. Let's see if that's right. If it is,

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let's see how many people said it. Well. Eventually we have a result.

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After four questions, Pete and John are through to the final, 2-1.

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Richard? There was one answer which would have beaten Algeria. There

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are five African countries with a Mediterranean coastline. Libya on

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Well done, both pairs. That was a really good head-to-head.

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losing pair at the end of the head- to-head, it's Will and Matt. Guys,

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what happened? We lost it. Bourne question! What were you

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thinking? We trusted them! there's any way to go out, I'm

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quite happy it was that. To go out memorably. It's been great having

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you on the show. So sorry both of you can't be in the final. That

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would have been hilarious. Thank you very much, Will and Matt.

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APPLAUSE. For Peter and John, it's time for the Pointless final and

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the chance to win our jackpot of Congratulations, Pete and John, you

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fought off all the competition and have won or coveted Pointless

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You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot. At the end of

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today's show the jackpot stands at To win all you have to do is find a

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pointless answer, one none of our 100 people could think of. We've

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had one pointless answer today which was yours, John. You only

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have to find one more pointless answer and you'll win the money.

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First, you have to choose a category. You can choose from these

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Universities could be colleges of Oxford or of Cambridge. You're

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naming the books by the authors to get a pointless answer. Shall we go

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for universities? We'll go for universities. Let's find out what

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that question is. Good luck. We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name

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as many Scottish universities as they could. Scottish universities,

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We're looking for any of the 20 universities or higher education

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institutions as listed on the University Scotland website at the

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beginning of 2011. OK. Thank you, Richard. You have up to one minute

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to come up with three answers. All you need to win is for one of those

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answers to be pointless. Your 60 It's obviously ones in the big

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towns and cities. Also ones with funny names, like, is it James

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Heriot or...no, Heriot-Watt? that definitely in Scotland?

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think I'd like to put it in if we can't get any. Heriot-Watt. Do you

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think it is in Scotland? I don't know. It's definitely a university,

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isn't it? I'm amazed there's 20 universities in Scotland. St

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Andrews is a tiny one. A big one. Aberdeen, there is. Glasgow.

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Edinburgh. St Andrews. Is that too obvious? I said that. St Andrews

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would be obvious. Oban, I think, has a university. That sound good.

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I'd like to go for that. We need really more obscure ones. Stirling.

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Is Oban definitely Scottish? think so and I think Stirling has

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got a university. Oban. And Heriot- Watt. I'd put in Heriot-Watt...

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Five seconds. And Stirling, unless you.... Stirling, yes? That is your

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minute up. Scottish universities. I now need three answers from you.

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Heriot-Watt, Oban and Stirling. Yes. Of those three, which do you think

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is your best shot at a Pointless answer? I think Oban is the most

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obscure. OK, Oban we'll put last. Which shall we put first? Your

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least likely. Stirling. Stirling, Heriot-Watt, Oban. Let's put them

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on the board in that order. Here they come. Stirling, Heriot-Watt,

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and Oban. There they are. We were You said this was your least

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confident answer. You only had to find one Pointless answer to win

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that �8,750 jackpot. Let's find out if the University of Stirling is

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correct. If it is, let's see how many people said it. Stirling

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It's right. We knew it was right. This has to go all the way down to

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zero if you're going to win that Eight people said Stirling. So

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unfortunately, that is not a Pointless answer. Only two more

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chances to win today's jackpot. What are you thinking, John?

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less sure that Heriot-Watt University is in Scotland than I

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was when we started. But you never know! OK, Scottish universities.

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Let's hope nobody said your next answer. Heriot-Watt University has

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to be right, has to be in Scotland and go all the way down to zero.

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Let's see if it's right and see how many people said Heriot-Watt

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It's right. It's right. It is in Scotland. We went down to eight

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with Stirling. Where are we going to end up with Heriot-Watt

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University? Down it comes. Single Well, I have to say this is all

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going very much in the right direction. You only have one more

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chance to win today's jackpot. It all rests on Oban. You said this

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was the answer you had the most confidence in. Oban University.

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This has to be right and it has to be pointless. If it's right, surely

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this will be going a long way down. Let's see. Oban University. Is it

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right? If so, how many people said Oh, that's disappointing. I thought

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you had plucked something brilliant out of the air, John. Unfortunately

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you didn't manage to find that pointless answer, so you don't win

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today's jackpot of �8,750, which rolls over on to the next show. You

:41:54.:42:04.
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have been fantastic contestants and So, Richard, such a shame. Tough

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luck, guys. You played so well throughout. There are a whole bunch

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of pointless answers. Let's look at all of them. There's Edinburgh

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College of Art, Edinburgh Napier University, the Open University in

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Scotland. - if only that said the OBAN University in Scotland, that

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would have been the perfect answer. Robert Gordon University, that's in

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Aberdeen, the Royal Scottish Academy of Music and Drama. The

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Scottish Agricultural College, which is in Edinburgh, Ayr and

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Aberdeen. UHI Millennium Institute, also known as the University of

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Highlands and Islands, and the University of the West of Scotland,

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which is in Ayr, Dumfries, Hamilton Very well done if you got any of

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Unfortunately we have to say goodbye to Pete and John. It's been

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brilliant having you on the show. Thank you so much for playing. Very,

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So, nobody's won our jackpot today, which means it rolls over on to the

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