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APPLAUSE

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Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and a warm welcome to Pointless

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where popular answers mean nothing and obscure answers mean everything.

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Let's meet today's players.

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APPLAUSE

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First, we welcome Scott and Kerri. You're our first pair on the show. How do you two know each other?

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We met on a motorcycle site on the internet.

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We'd spoken before online, but we first met at a fancy dress party.

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-What were you dressed as, Kerri?

-Army girl.

-An army girl?

-Yes.

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-Any particular army girl?

-No, just a general army girl.

-Just a general?

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-LAUGHTER

-A general...army girl?

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I have to say, Kerri, it's literally the worst camouflage I have ever seen.

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I didn't have this colour hair then.

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What's your specialist areas? Motorcycles, clearly?

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-Uh... Yes.

-Yes.

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For me, films.

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-Films? What kinds of films?

-All sorts of films.

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All sorts of films. Kerri?

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-Probably television or vampires.

-Best of luck to the pair of you. It's brilliant to have you here.

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Next, we welcome Kate and Jim. How do you two know each other?

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We met about, um...about 30 years ago, just very briefly,

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then didn't see each other for about five years, then met again about 25 years ago.

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Then said goodbye and met again about two days after that...

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No, he kind of hung around and, um...

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LAUGHTER

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And we married three years ago.

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Wow! This is more of a tale of persistence than romance by the sound of things,

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-but I'm sure she's painting a very unfavourable picture.

-Absolutely. She married me for my money.

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LAUGHTER

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That might be true! Very best of luck to the pair of you.

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Next, we welcome back John and Roger.

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Everyone gets two chances to reach the Pointless final. Remind us how you did.

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We got to the head-to-head which was a great surprise.

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-It was a tough head-to-head, that one.

-All to do with "pawn".

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Ultimately, to do with...

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-LAUGHTER

-To do with chess pieces, Roger. Chess pieces!

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-And we failed.

-You were beaten by "pawn".

-Yes.

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Beaten by "pawn".

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-John, what are you hoping will come up this afternoon?

-We haven't had any sport yet.

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No, so that could easily come up.

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Roger, how about you?

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I'd like sport, but I'd also like the human body.

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LAUGHTER

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Floored, absolutely floored! I have no comeback to that. Very best of luck.

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Finally, we've got Orla and Becs. How do you two know each other?

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-We've been confused as sisters.

-You're not sisters?

-No, we're friends.

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I've done it again. I've joined the list of people who have confused you as sisters.

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We're just friends. We met through our boyfriends who live together and now we live together.

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-Orla, what do you do?

-I work in marketing. More specifically, on music festivals, mostly.

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-Probably the most fun marketing there is to work on.

-Perhaps.

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-Do you spend much time on site?

-I do. My summers are completely filled with festivals.

-Fantastic.

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-Everyone imagines you're having a whale of a time.

-That's the problem. I'm missing out on all kinds of fun.

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-Becs, what do you do?

-I am primarily a food writer, but I'm also a plus-size model too.

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Very exciting indeed. But a food writer, do you write freelance?

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-Yes.

-Do you go to restaurants and take photographs of everything you eat?

-Yes.

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-Do you do a food blog?

-I do.

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Do you do a food blog?

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Occasionally, if I've had a bad curry.

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Yeah, yeah. Whose idea was it to come on the show, Becs?

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-Both of ours, really.

-Oh, good.

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-So neither one of you...

-No blame.

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We will find out more about all of you throughout the show.

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There's only one person left to introduce. In the land of obscurity, he's king of all he surveys.

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-He's my pointless friend. He's Richard.

-Hiya.

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APPLAUSE

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It should be a great show today. We've only got one returning pair, but they did well, John and Roger.

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A very, very strong pair. And of course, our big jackpot still remains.

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-It's the biggest jackpot ever on Pointless.

-Terrifying sum of money.

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We now have armed guards round the back of the studio to guard that sort of money.

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We put our questions to 100 people before the show, but we are after the obscure answers they didn't get.

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Of course, everyone is trying to find a pointless answer.

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Each time that happens, we add £250 to the jackpot.

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As Richard says, nobody won the jackpot last time, so we add another £1,000 to that,

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so today's jackpot starts off at £14,750.

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APPLAUSE

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Right, let's play Pointless.

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In the first round, each of you must give me one answer and you cannot confer with your partner.

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Whichever team has the highest score at the end of the round will be eliminated.

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Our first category this afternoon is...

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Celebrities.

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Can you decide in your pairs who's going first, who's going second?

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Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

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OK, let's find out what the question is.

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We gave 100 people 100 seconds

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to name as many Famous Foodies as they could.

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Famous Foodies. Richard?

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The correct answers in this round will be celebrity chefs or cooks

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who have appeared on TV in their own show or in food-related programmes.

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OK, thank you very much. Scott and Kerri, you all drew lots before the show and you get to go first.

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In this round, you'll be relieved to hear, we'll give you a choice of seven possible answers in each pass.

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Phew!

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The first set of seven answers reads like this. Here we go.

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I'll read those names one more time.

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At least one of those answers is pointless.

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Be very careful, though, because there is also at least one incorrect answer on that board.

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If you pick one, you score 100 points.

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Now then, Kerri, do you watch a lot of food programmes on telly?

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-Some.

-Do you watch enough to recognise all the names behind me?

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I think I recognise four, maybe five.

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I'm not sure it's his surname, but I'm going to risk it anyway.

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Um... Simon Rimmer?

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Simon Rimmer. Is that a correct answer?

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If it is, let's see how many people said it. Good luck, Kerri.

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It's right. Very well done.

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Simon Rimmer is right and it's going a long way down.

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Very well done. Look at that.

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-Well done, Kerri!

-APPLAUSE

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That's a pointless answer. It adds £250 to today's jackpot, taking the total up to £15,000.

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It scores you absolutely nothing. Very well done, Kerri. Richard?

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Well played, Kerri. What a start!

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He's the resident cook on Something For The Weekend.

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-OK, Kate...

-Yes.

-I said there was at least one pointless answer on that board.

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-There might very easily be another.

-Right.

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How familiar are you with the world of celebrity cooks?

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Not very, but I'm happy with four of those celebrity foodies.

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And I'm going to choose Antonio Carluccio.

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Antonio Carluccio.

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OK, let's see if that's a correct answer and if it is, how many people said Antonio Carluccio.

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Yes, of course, that's right.

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Down it comes.

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1!

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-APPLAUSE

-That's a great score, Kate.

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Very well done. Antonio Carluccio, just one point, Richard.

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Well played, Kate. First came to the UK in 1975, Antonio Carluccio, as a wine merchant.

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Very well done, Kate. Roger, we are looking for famous foodies.

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-Do you watch food on telly? Do you watch people making food on telly?

-No.

-Ah!

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But I'll go for my nickname - Andrew Nutter.

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You're going to go for Andrew Nutter. Why do people call you Andrew?

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I don't know. LAUGHTER

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How bizarre! Let's see if it's a correct answer and if it is, how many people said Andrew Nutter.

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It's right.

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It's right.

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Oh, very well done.

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APPLAUSE

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Very well done. That's a pointless answer.

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It adds £250 to today's jackpot, taking the total up to £15,250.

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And it scores you nothing. Very well done, Roger.

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-Andrew Nutter, Richard?

-Yeah, what a round! It's an unusual surname. I thought it was a spelling mistake.

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I said to the researcher, "I can't believe it's not Butter!"

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LAUGHTER

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But yeah, Andrew Nutter, a TV chef.

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Now then, we come to Becs.

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I'm afraid slim pickings left for you, Becs, our bona fide foodie up there.

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Well, Ainsley Harriott, obviously, Jamie Oliver and James Martin.

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William Taft is the wrong answer.

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So... Hmm, I'll go with James Martin,

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the most obscure out of the three.

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You're hoping to score as few points as possible, but that's probably the best you can get out of what's left.

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Let's see if James Martin is right and if it is, let's see how many people said James Martin.

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It's right.

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Not bad at all - 10.

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-APPLAUSE

-That's not bad.

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-James Martin scores you 10 points. Richard?

-Well played, Becs. That was the best you could have done.

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James Martin does Saturday Kitchen amongst many other things.

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Let's go through the rest of the board.

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Jamie Oliver is a big scorer, but only 69, lower than you might think.

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Ainsley Harriott, also a celebrity chef, 31.

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William Taft is the incorrect answer there. He was the fattest ever President of America.

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Thanks very much. Let's take a look at the scores as they stand.

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Well, my word, not one, but two pointless answers! Kerri and Scott and Roger and John on nothing.

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Then we come to Kate and Jim on 1, just narrowly ahead.

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Quite a long way ahead, but still on a wonderfully low score is Becs.

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Orla, the pressure is on you. You'll have to find a really obscure answer on the next pass.

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Can the second players please take their places at the podium?

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We'll put seven more answers on the board. We are looking for famous foodies.

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Here we are, we have got...

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I'm going to read those one more time.

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Again at least one of those answers is pointless, but at least one of them is incorrect.

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Try and avoid those at all costs. Now then, Orla, the moment of truth.

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-You're on 10 points. You're the high scorers at this stage.

-Yes.

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-What are you thinking?

-There are three up there that I recognise.

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There's one name that I think could potentially be a chef, so I'm going to have to guess with that

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and go with Anjum Anand.

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Oh, I so wanted you to say Buddy Bear!

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Anjum Anand...

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Let's see if it's right and if it is, let's see how many people said it - Anjum Anand.

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It's right. Very well done.

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Very well done. Down it comes.

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Oh, very well done indeed, Orla! That's exactly what it needed to be.

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That's a pointless answer. It adds £250 to today's jackpot.

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It takes the total up to £15,500.

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Best and most importantly of all, it scores you nothing, leaving your total at 10. Well done. Richard?

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Very well played, Orla. That's £750 added in this round alone.

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She's presented a couple of BBC-2 series, Anjum Anand - Indian Food Made Easy and Healthy Indian Food.

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-Fantastic. A great answer. Now then, John.

-I've been looking at that. There are some obvious ones.

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A couple I'm totally not sure of. I'm going to go for Nigel Slater.

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You're going to go for Nigel Slater. The high scorers at the moment are Orla and Becs on 10.

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You have to score 9 or less to avoid overtaking them.

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There is your red line.

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Let's see if Nigel Slater can get you down below that red line.

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First, let's see if it's correct and if it is, let's see how many people said Nigel Slater.

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Well, he's right.

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Oh, you're through!

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-7 points for Nigel Slater.

-APPLAUSE

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Great answer. It leaves you a total of 7. Richard?

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Well done, John. Nigel Slater, food writer and presenter and cook and all-round foodie.

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Now then, Jim, Kate did fantastically well with Antonio Carluccio in the first pass.

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She won you a low total of 1. The high scorers remain Orla and Becs on 10.

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If you can score 8 or less with this answer, you are through to the next round.

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I'm distraught because the only ones I recognise are going to be high scorers,

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so I'm just going to have to take a big chance and go for Buddy Bear.

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I'm so pleased someone's going for Buddy Bear. Kate is less pleased that it's you.

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Buddy Bear, OK, let's see if it's a correct answer and if it is, let's see how many people said Buddy Bear.

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There is your red line. If you get below that red line,

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you are through to the next round. Is it right and if it is, how many people said it - Buddy Bear?

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Bad luck. I'm afraid Buddy Bear is an incorrect answer.

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That scores you the maximum of 100 points, Jim,

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and takes your total up to an unbeatable 101. Richard?

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Sorry, Jim. Worth the risk though. Buddy Bear is the name of Jamie Oliver's son.

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Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver.

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LAUGHTER

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-Scott...

-Yes.

-I tell you what.

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You are through to the next round.

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You can have as much fun as you like with this board.

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The three obvious ones are Nigella Lawson,

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Gordon Ramsay and Delia Smith.

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So I'm guessing that Arnold Bennett is probably the other answer,

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if it's not a wrong answer.

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Let's see if it's right and if it is, let's see how many people said Arnold Bennett.

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Bad luck, an incorrect answer.

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But it doesn't matter. You're through to the next round.

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Arnold Bennett is incorrect and scores you 100 points, leaving you with a total of 100. Richard?

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The Arnold Bennett is an omelette you can eat at the Savoy, named after the novelist Arnold Bennett.

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Let's go through the rest of the board. Gordon Ramsay, far and away the top answer here.

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His profile is so high. 72, he would have scored.

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Nigella Lawson, a right answer as well, would have scored you 30,

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and Delia Smith, surprisingly low, 26 points.

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Thanks, Richard. So at the end of Round 1, the losing pair with the highest score, it's Kate and Jim.

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Kate, how long will it take you to forgive Jim?

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Some time.

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It's been great having you on the show. We look forward to having you back next time. Thanks for playing.

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APPLAUSE

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But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round 2.

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Only two pairs can make it through to the head-to-head, so one team will leave us after this round.

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Our category for Round 2 is...

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Film. Can you all decide who's going first and who's going second?

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Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

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OK, our Round 2 question concerns...

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Film Quotes And Their Films.

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We're about to show you a list of famous lines from films.

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We asked 100 people to tell us which film each quote comes from. Richard?

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We'll show you six quotes on each pass. The more obscure ones score you fewer points.

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If you give us an incorrect answer, you score 100 points.

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There's 12 in all. See how many you can get at home.

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Thanks very much, Richard. We are looking for the film that each of these famous quotes comes from.

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And we have got...

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I'll read those one more time.

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-OK, now, Scott...

-Yes.

-You said you were a film buff.

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-Yes, I am, yes.

-Are you still happy to stand by that?

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-Yes.

-Very good.

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I'm going to go for, "If you build it, he will come."

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And the film is Field Of Dreams.

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Field Of Dreams. Well done. Let's see if that's right and if it is,

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how many people said Field of Dreams for, "If you build it, he will come."

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Very well done, Scott.

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I have a feeling this will go quite a long way down.

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There we are, 16. Not bad at all.

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-APPLAUSE

-Not a bad answer. Field Of Dreams, Richard?

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Yeah, well played, Scott, Kevin Costner in Field Of Dreams.

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Very good. Field Of Dreams, Scott. Not a bad answer at all.

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John, there are some famous lines on the board behind me, all of them from films.

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You have to find the most obscure film and get it right.

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I think I recognise about one and a half!

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I'm going to go for,

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"My pupils are the creme de la creme" from The Prime Of Miss Jean Brodie.

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The Prime Of Miss Jean Brodie you are saying.

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Let's see if The Prime Of Miss Jean Brodie is right

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and if it is, how many people said it.

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Well done, John. That's right.

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Down it goes.

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23.

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APPLAUSE

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-23 for The Prime Of Miss Jean Brodie. Surprisingly high score.

-Yeah, a very well-known film.

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Maggie Smith, of course, won an Oscar for the role of Miss Jean Brodie herself.

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Very good. Now then, Becs...

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-Once again, you have a slightly depleted board to choose from.

-Yeah.

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-Talk us through the films that remain.

-Dirty Dancing for "Nobody puts Baby in a corner",

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Titanic for "I'm the king of the world!" and The Shining for "Here's Johnny!"

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The Shining is probably the most known,

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so it's between Titanic and Dirty Dancing.

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I'm going to go for Dirty Dancing

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in the hope that the men of those that were asked probably don't know that.

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Let's see if "Nobody puts Baby in a corner" is right for Dirty Dancing

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and how many people knew that answer. Good luck, Becs.

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It's right.

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-APPLAUSE

-41.

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41 for Dirty Dancing. Richard?

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Biggest score on the board. Voted one of the 100 greatest movie quotes by the American Film Institute.

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Let's see what the others would have scored you.

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"Here's Johnny!" wasn't far behind, from The Shining. It scored 37.

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-"Hang on a minute, lads, I've got a great idea."

-Italian Job.

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Yeah, the end. 26 points. And, "I'm the king of the world!" is Titanic and was 19 points.

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Field of Dreams was the best answer.

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OK, let's take a look at the scores as they stand.

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On 16, Scott and Kerri. Great answer.

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Then we come up a little bit to 23 for John and Roger.

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And then a little bit ahead on the high score, Becs and Orla.

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Orla, you'll have the pick of the board.

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-Did it last time.

-You did it fantastically last time.

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-How good's your film knowledge?

-Awful. Absolutely awful. Film and TV is not good for me.

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OK, good luck with that. Can the second players please take their places at the podium?

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OK, we'll put six more famous lines from films on the board. Here we go.

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-We have got...

-HE READS THE LIST

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I will read those one more time.

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We are looking for the film that each quote comes from.

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You, Orla, are looking for the one that the fewest people knew.

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OK, I think I recognise two of them. They're probably the ones with the highest answers,

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but I have no idea of the others so I'll have to go for,

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"I'll have what she's having." I think that's When Harry Met Sally.

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"I'll have what she's having," from When Harry Met Sally.

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You are the high scorers so there's no red line. You're saying, "I'll have what she's having."

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Let's see if that's right and how many said it.

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It's right.

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35 that scores you.

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That takes your total up to 76.

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76.

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Well done, Orla. You may have kept yourself in the round. From 1989.

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Thanks very much, Richard. Now, Roger...

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Last time I went to a film was Patton in 1987.

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I've really got no idea, but I'm going for a guess.

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The only one I can think that may have a glimmer of hope is, "Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"

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I think that may come from Clint Eastwood's Any Which Way You Can.

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"Made it, Ma! Top of the world." Any Which Way You Can you are saying.

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"Made it, Ma! Top of the world!" Let's see if that's right.

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There is your red line. If Any Which Way You Can takes you below that,

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you are through. Let's see if Any Which Way You Can is right

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and how many people said it if so.

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Ohh! Bad luck, Roger. I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer.

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You score the maximum of 100 points. That takes your total up to 123. Richard?

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Yes, I won't give you the right answer in case Kerri wants a go.

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Now then, Kerri, the great news is you are through to the Head to Head.

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You'll never overtake Roger and John's score of 123.

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-There's only two I know for sure.

-And they are?

-"We're not in Kansas anymore," which is Wizard of Oz.

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But I'll go for, "You can't handle the truth." That's A Few Good Men.

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OK, you are saying A Few Good Men.

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Let's see if that's right and how many people said A Few Good Men.

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Well done.

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Very well done, indeed. 15. That takes you up to 31.

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-So, Richard, "You can't handle the truth."

-Spoken very menacingly by Jack Nicholson

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in A Few Good Men. Very good.

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Let's look at the rest of the board. "We're not in Kansas anymore," is the Wizard of Oz.

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It would have scored 46 points.

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"Tomorrow is another day"? It's the very last line of Gone With The Wind. It scored 19.

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"They call me Mr Tibbs"? It's from In The Heat of The Night. It scored 10.

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And, "Made it, Ma! Top of the world!" is the best answer - 3. Jimmy Cagney, but in what film?

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-White Heat.

-Exactly right. 3 points.

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Thank you, Richard. At the end of Round Two, the losing pair, I'm afraid it's John and Roger.

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-Never mind.

-It's such a shame to say goodbye. Thank you, brilliant.

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But for the remaining two pairs it gets even more exciting as we enter the Head to Head.

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Very, very well done, Orla and Becs, Scott and Kerri.

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Only one pair can make it through to the final to play for the jackpot

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which currently stands at £15,500.

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You'll now go head to head on the best of three questions.

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Each pair needs to give me one answer and you're allowed to confer.

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Come up with an answer that scores less than the other pair to win that question.

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The first pair to the best of three will play for the massive jackpot.

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Let's play Pointless.

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Here is your first question. Good luck, both pairs.

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We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many countries ending in L

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as they could. Countries ending in L. Richard?

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We're looking for any country whose English name ends in an L.

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And by country we mean a sovereign state which is a UN member.

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-See how many you get at home.

-Thanks, Richard. Orla and Becs, you get to go first.

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We're looking for countries that end in L.

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All we can think of, it's probably the most well-known, is Brazil.

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OK, Brazil from Orla and Becs. Brazil. Scott and Kerri?

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Yeah, we think we're going to go for Senegal.

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Senegal, you're saying. Orla and Becs, Brazil. Scott and Kerri, Senegal.

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Let's take them in that order. Brazil - is that right and how many people said it?

0:28:390:28:45

57.

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That's a high scorer. Scott and Kerri have gone with Senegal.

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Let's see if that's right and how many people said Senegal.

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Well done. It's right.

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Yep. Senegal pips Brazil.

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Down it goes to 16.

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So after our first question, Scott and Kerri are up one-nil. Richard...

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Well played, Scott and Kerri. It's the best answer.

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If you've got five on your list, you've got all of them. Let's take a look at them.

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Senegal, 16. Israel, 31.

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Nepal, 32. Portugal, 46.

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And you're quite right, Orla and Becs, Brazil was top with 57.

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Thanks very much, Richard. Here is your second question. Orla and Becs, you have to win it

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to stay in the game.

0:29:510:29:54

£15,500 could be riding on it. OK, here we go.

0:29:540:29:58

We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many Scottish Premier League football clubs as they could.

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-Scottish Premier League football clubs. Richard?

-Any of the 12 teams in the Scottish Premier League

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in the 2010-2011 season.

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OK, now then, Scott and Kerri, you go first this time.

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OK... Oh, dear, Kerri.

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We're going to try to stay away from the most obvious ones so Motherwell.

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Motherwell. OK, Motherwell.

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Orla and Becs, if you were thinking of Motherwell, it's gone!

0:30:340:30:40

Em...

0:30:400:30:41

-We've got Dundee, Aberdeen...

-Scottish towns, basically.

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-Rangers. Glasgow Rangers.

-Shall we go for that?

-It's really obvious.

0:30:480:30:52

-Is it called Glasgow Rangers?

-Yes.

-Glasgow Rangers.

-You're going to go for Rangers.

0:30:520:30:58

OK. You have to win this question to stay in the game.

0:30:580:31:02

Scott and Kerri have gone for Motherwell. Orla and Becs are going for Rangers.

0:31:020:31:09

Let's take them in order.

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Kerri and Scott, if you win this you are through to the final

0:31:110:31:15

and will be playing for that £15,500 jackpot.

0:31:150:31:19

Motherwell. Is it right and how many people said it?

0:31:210:31:24

It's right.

0:31:260:31:28

21.

0:31:320:31:33

-Orla and Becs are saying Rangers.

-Yeah.

0:31:370:31:42

Let's find out if it's right and, if it is, how many people said it. Rangers.

0:31:420:31:48

It's right.

0:31:490:31:51

Oh, dear!

0:31:510:31:53

I'm afraid that is a high, high score as you thought it would be,

0:31:560:32:01

which means after two questions Scott and Kerri are straight through to the final. Richard?

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Yes, very well played. A number of answers would have beaten Motherwell. Dundee United.

0:32:080:32:14

Dundee wouldn't have beaten it, but Dundee United would.

0:32:140:32:18

Let's look at all the names. St Johnstone at the bottom on 6.

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Inverness Caledonian Thistle on 10. They were the subject of a famous newspaper sports headline.

0:32:230:32:29

-Exactly, yes.

-They beat Celtic 3-1 and it was a big shock. Know it?

0:32:290:32:34

Super Caley Go Ballistic Celtic Are Atrocious.

0:32:340:32:38

-Exactly right.

-Fantastic.

-LAUGHTER

0:32:380:32:41

They're now in the Premier League. Kilmarnock 11, Hamilton 13, Dundee United on 16,

0:32:450:32:51

St Mirren on 18,

0:32:510:32:53

Motherwell 21, Hearts 26, Hibernian 31,

0:32:540:32:59

Aberdeen, which you also said, 40.

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Then there's Rangers, 74, and Celtic, 77.

0:33:020:33:07

Thanks very much, Richard. So the losing pair is Orla and Becs.

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Bad luck. Two very, very tough categories for you in that.

0:33:110:33:16

-Yes.

-It's been a great show You've done very well.

0:33:160:33:21

-And those countries ending in L!

-Yeah.

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Geography and sports. Probably our two worst!

0:33:250:33:29

Well, what a great shame to say goodbye, but we'll see you again next time. Great contestants.

0:33:290:33:36

Thanks so much for coming.

0:33:360:33:38

But for Scott and Kerri, it's our Pointless final and the chance to win our jackpot of £15,500.

0:33:400:33:47

Wow. Congratulations, Scott and Kerri. You've seen off the competition and won our trophy.

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You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot

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and at the end of today's show the jackpot stands at a record-breaking £15,500.

0:34:090:34:15

The rules are very simple. To win that money, all you have to do is find a pointless answer.

0:34:190:34:26

-We've had three pointless answers today. You gave us one in the first round with Simon Rimmer.

-Yes.

0:34:260:34:33

Just find one more now and you go home with that money. First, choose a category from these options.

0:34:330:34:39

Hollywood Legends, MPs, Musical Theatre.

0:34:450:34:49

-What do you think?

-Discount MPs straight away!

-Definitely!

0:34:490:34:53

-Hollywood Legends is quite a broad subject.

-So is Musical Theatre. What if it's one we've not seen?

0:34:530:35:00

This is a good point.

0:35:000:35:02

-Hollywood Legends?

-Yes, go on.

-Hollywood Legends.

-You're going to go Hollywood Legends.

0:35:040:35:10

-You're quite good on your film.

-Quite good.

-I'm hoping!

0:35:100:35:15

What would be your favourite category within Hollywood Legends?

0:35:150:35:20

I don't know... Films from the last 20 years.

0:35:200:35:24

-Contemporary films rather than older films.

-I see.

0:35:240:35:28

OK. Well, good luck. Let's find out what that question is. Here we go.

0:35:280:35:34

We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many Marlon Brando films as they could.

0:35:340:35:42

Marlon Brando films. Richard?

0:35:420:35:44

Any feature film made for cinema release for which Marlon Brando got an acting credit.

0:35:440:35:50

Voice performances count, but not TV films, documentaries or short films.

0:35:500:35:55

-Any feature film made for cinema release for which Marlon Brando received an acting credit.

-OK.

0:35:550:36:01

Very best of luck. You now have up to one minute to come up with three answers.

0:36:010:36:07

All you need to win that £15,500 is for just one of those answers to be pointless.

0:36:070:36:13

I'll remind you to speak up. Your 60 seconds start now.

0:36:130:36:17

-OK, there's the obvious ones which are On The Waterfront, Last Tango In Paris...

-Do speak up.

0:36:170:36:24

-What about The Freshman?

-That's a very good answer.

0:36:240:36:28

There's another one, The Island of Dr Moreau.

0:36:280:36:32

-Yeah.

-Go for that one as well. So The Freshman...

-Has he not done a voice for an animation recently?

0:36:320:36:38

Well, not recently...

0:36:380:36:41

Not as far as I know. I don't know if you know any different.

0:36:410:36:45

-I thought he was in that one with the fish.

-That was Martin Scorsese.

0:36:450:36:50

-Oh, right, OK.

-Island of Dr Moreau, The Freshman, which is quite a good one.

-Yeah.

0:36:500:36:56

I can't think of any others other than obvious ones.

0:36:560:37:00

-Go for an obvious one, then.

-OK.

0:37:000:37:03

-On The Waterfront.

-OK.

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

0:37:030:37:06

-OK.

-You've got your three. We'll stop the clock. Eight seconds in hand.

0:37:060:37:12

OK, you've arrived at three answers. Marlon Brando films.

0:37:120:37:17

-Tell me what those three answers are.

-OK, our three films are On The Waterfront.

-On The Waterfront.

0:37:170:37:23

-The Island of Dr Moreau.

-The Island of Dr Moreau.

-And The Freshman.

-The Freshman.

0:37:230:37:29

I think I can probably guess which order you'd like,

0:37:290:37:34

-but which of those is your best shot at a pointless answer?

-The Island of Dr Moreau.

-OK.

0:37:340:37:40

-Which do you think is your least likely?

-On The Waterfront.

0:37:400:37:45

Yeah, OK. That's your least likely shot at a pointless answer.

0:37:450:37:50

Let's put those up on the board in that order. On The Waterfront,

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The Freshman and The Island of Dr Moreau. There they are.

0:37:540:37:59

Marlon Brando films.

0:37:590:38:02

This is your least confident answer.

0:38:030:38:05

You only need to find one pointless answer to win our jackpot of £15,500.

0:38:050:38:11

Let's see how many people said On The Waterfront.

0:38:110:38:16

This will be quite useful to gauge how much our 100 people know about Marlon Brando films.

0:38:160:38:22

On The Waterfront.

0:38:220:38:25

Let's see if it's right and how many people said it.

0:38:250:38:29

There we are. It's right.

0:38:300:38:33

It's right, which is the first thing it has to be. The second thing it has to be is pointless.

0:38:340:38:40

There it goes into the teens... Into single figures! Nine people.

0:38:400:38:44

Nine?

0:38:460:38:47

Nine people said On The Waterfront. Probably one of his most famous roles.

0:38:490:38:56

-Yeah.

-Only nine people said it.

-Makes me hopeful for the...

-It makes me very hopeful.

0:38:560:39:03

But it's not a pointless answer. We knew it wasn't.

0:39:030:39:06

You only have two more chances. We're now into the serious bit.

0:39:060:39:11

Your two best answers.

0:39:110:39:14

What would you do with £15,500?

0:39:150:39:18

-Maybe replace my old car.

-Replace your old car.

-Yeah.

0:39:180:39:23

-What happened to your old car?

-It's rubbish.

-It's still going?

0:39:230:39:27

-It's still going, but barely.

-Well, we are looking for Marlon Brando films.

0:39:270:39:33

Let's hope nobody said your next answer. The Freshman.

0:39:340:39:38

This has to be pointless for you to win that jackpot of £15,500.

0:39:380:39:45

Let's see if it's right and, if it is, how many people said it. The Freshman.

0:39:450:39:51

It is right.

0:39:520:39:54

Your first answer, On The Waterfront, went down to nine.

0:39:540:39:59

This is your second shot.

0:39:590:40:01

It has to go down to pointless.

0:40:010:40:04

Oh!

0:40:050:40:06

Unbelievable.

0:40:110:40:13

-Oh!

-I hate that person. LAUGHTER

0:40:170:40:21

You were just one person away

0:40:210:40:23

from the jackpot of £15,500 just then.

0:40:230:40:27

-It was a brilliant answer. The Freshman.

-It was.

0:40:270:40:32

Unfortunately, not pointless. You only have one more chance to win today's jackpot.

0:40:320:40:39

We're looking for a pointless answer to Marlon Brando films.

0:40:390:40:43

This was the answer you had the most faith in. This was the one you were most confident about.

0:40:430:40:49

It has to be pointless for you to win that jackpot of £15,500.

0:40:490:40:54

Let's see if it's right and how many people said it. Very best of luck, Scott and Kerri.

0:40:540:41:01

It's right.

0:41:020:41:04

There's £15,500 riding on this.

0:41:050:41:10

Our biggest ever jackpot.

0:41:100:41:13

-Can you win it? Down it goes...

-Yes!

0:41:130:41:16

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:41:180:41:21

Ah, very well done. Come here.

0:41:210:41:25

-Oh, my God!

-Brilliant.

0:41:280:41:30

Brilliant answer. Well done.

0:41:300:41:33

Whoa!

0:41:440:41:45

Wowee. Congratulations. You managed to find that answer

0:41:450:41:50

and go home with our record-breaking jackpot of £15,500!

0:41:500:41:54

Very, very well done.

0:41:540:41:58

-Well, Richard...

-How about that? Well done, guys. Scott, you said you knew films.

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From 1996, The Island of Dr Moreau. A very troubled production

0:42:090:42:13

and Marlon Brando won the Golden Raspberry for Worst Supporting Actor.

0:42:130:42:19

Let's look at the other pointless answers. I know you don't care!

0:42:190:42:24

A Dry White Season was pointless, Bedtime Story,

0:42:240:42:27

Christopher Columbus, where he played Torquemada and got 5 million.

0:42:270:42:33

That was pointless. Guys and Dolls, where he played Sky Masterson.

0:42:330:42:37

The Brave, The Chase, also a pointless answer, a Western with Robert Redford.

0:42:370:42:43

A few more - The Countess From Hong Kong, The Island of Dr Moreau, your new favourite film,

0:42:440:42:50

and his final film, The Score. Very well done, guys. Brilliant.

0:42:500:42:56

Wonderful, fantastic.

0:42:560:42:58

A very worthy win. Thanks once again to our winning players, Scott and Kerri,

0:42:580:43:03

who go away with the record-breaking jackpot of £15,500.

0:43:030:43:07

CHEERING

0:43:070:43:09

-Join us next time to put more obscure knowledge to the test. It's goodbye from Richard...

-Bye.

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And goodbye from me. Goodbye.

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