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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:00:18 | 0:00:20 | |
Thank you. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong. | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
A very warm welcome to Pointless, the quiz where the lowest scorers | 0:00:26 | 0:00:29 | |
are the biggest winners. Let's meet today's players. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:33 | |
First we welcome William and Suzanne. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:40 | |
You are our first pair on the show today. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
-How do you two know each other? -This is my younger brother, | 0:00:42 | 0:00:45 | |
and we're from Duns in the Scottish Borders. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:48 | |
-What do you do, William? -I'm a sheep farmer. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
See, we haven't had nearly enough sheep farmers on the show. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:54 | |
I think that may be our first. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:57 | |
-At this time of year, we're lucky to get you. -Just squeezed in. | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
You're going to be up all hours, aren't you, for the next few months. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:04 | |
-Suzanne, what do you do? -I'm a tennis coach. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:07 | |
Oh, that's... We haven't had one of those either! | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
This is awesome. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
The sheep-farmer/tennis-coach combo, that's just... | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
-You've just got everything covered. -THEY LAUGH | 0:01:15 | 0:01:18 | |
That's amazing. And is that a year-round coaching job? | 0:01:18 | 0:01:21 | |
Yes. I try to keep it year-round. It's sometimes tricky | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
during the winter months, but we do our best to keep going | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
in the cold and the not-very-nice weather. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
Yeah, I bet. What do you do when you're not working, William? | 0:01:30 | 0:01:34 | |
Play a lot of sport, a bit of tennis, a bit of curling. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:38 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
-Richard! -This is the pair that keep on giving, isn't it? | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
-This is awesome. -They're ticking all the boxes | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
-that are so far unticked. -I bet Suzanne's been on the moon. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:50 | |
-THEY LAUGH -It's wonderful to have you here. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
Very best of luck. Enjoy the show. Next we welcome back Ian and Jayne. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:56 | |
You were on the show last time. Everyone gets two chances | 0:01:56 | 0:01:59 | |
to reach the final. This is your last chance. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
-Remind us how you did. -We reached the head to head. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
Unfortunately we didn't know anything about the Spice Girls' children. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:08 | |
-What are you hoping for today? -Hoping to get to the end. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
-Hoping to win. -OK. Fair enough. What will be your means | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
-of getting to the end? -Well, er, food and drink, music, | 0:02:14 | 0:02:18 | |
entertainment, TV, sport. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
-Ian, what about you? -I'm a bit of a plane freak. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:25 | |
Oh, you didn't tell us that last time! | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
-A plane freak! -HE WHISPERS | 0:02:28 | 0:02:30 | |
-HE WHISPERS -So you go to airports | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
-and just watch them come in? -Airports, air shows, air museums. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:36 | |
-Is it mainly military aircraft? -Civilian. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
I have been known to spend a weekend at Heathrow | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
in a hotel looking over the runway. LAUGHTER | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
I bet you have, Ian! Yeah, yeah! | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
-That's what he told me. -Got a lot of numbers, have you, | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
-in that little book? -A lot of numbers! | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
I bet! Well... Anyway, very best of luck to the pair of you. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:58 | |
Next we welcome back David and Dave. You were on the show last time. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
-Remind us how you did. -We fell foul of American TV. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:05 | |
Who would have thought? Everyone says TV! | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
That's the category that universally comes up when we ask what you want. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:12 | |
TV came up. We thought, "We'll do all right here." | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
-And you didn't do all right. -No. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:19 | |
What would you like to come up this afternoon, David? | 0:03:19 | 0:03:22 | |
I think films, entertainment, sport. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
-Dave? -Same. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
-We like the same things. -Got to ask - curling? | 0:03:27 | 0:03:32 | |
-No. -No. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
-Not lately. -Fencing. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:35 | |
You are going to win that hands down. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
Well, listen, very best of luck to the pair of you. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:41 | |
Great to have you back. And finally we have got Gayle and Tash. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:45 | |
-How do you two know each other? -We met eight years ago | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
through a mutual friend, and we found out recently | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
that she would've liked to come on the show, so we're not popular. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
No longer a friend! Will she be watching at home? | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
Yes. She'd probably kill me for saying this as well. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
-Where are you from, Tash? -Er, from Warwickshire, | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
-from Leamington Spa area. -Lovely. What do you do? | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
We're both teachers. I teach primary school, | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
so I teach ten and 11 year olds, and Gayle teaches secondary school. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:12 | |
-What do you teach, Gayle? -French and German. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
French... Oh! | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
Oh, very, very useful. I'm also assuming that implies | 0:04:16 | 0:04:20 | |
a working knowledge of France and Germany, as well as... | 0:04:20 | 0:04:24 | |
-just the language. -Little bit, maybe. Little bit. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:28 | |
Surely. Well, that could come in very, very handy indeed. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:32 | |
We'll find out more about all of you throughout the show. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:35 | |
There's only one person left to introduce. When he's not reading encyclopaedias, he's writing them. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:40 | |
-Do you like that? He's my pointless friend. He's Richard. -Hiya. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:44 | |
Hello. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:45 | |
AUDIENCE CHEERS | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
-How are you this afternoon? -I... I mustn't grumble. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
Should be a good show. We've got two returning pairs. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:59 | |
Ian and Jayne were very strong last time. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
I think they were unlucky not to make it to the final, | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
so they will be tough to beat, and we didn't see the best of David and Dave. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:08 | |
Thanks, Richard. We put all our questions to 100 people | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
before the show, but this is Pointless, | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
so we are after the obscure answers they didn't get. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:16 | |
Everyone's trying to find a pointless answer, | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
an answer none of our 100 people gave. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
Each time that happens, we will add £250 to the jackpot. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
Nobody won the jackpot last time, so we add another £1,000 to that, | 0:05:23 | 0:05:27 | |
so today's jackpot starts off at a dizzying £5,000. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:31 | |
AUDIENCE CHEERS | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
Right! Let's play Pointless. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
OK. In the first round, | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
each of you must give me one answer, | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
and you cannot confer with your partner. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
The team with the highest score at the end will be eliminated, | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
so be careful that's not you. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
If anyone gives me an incorrect answer, | 0:05:55 | 0:05:57 | |
they will score the maximum of 100 points. | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
OK. Our first category this afternoon is... | 0:05:59 | 0:06:03 | |
..sport. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
Sport. Decide in your pairs who's going to go first and second. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:11 | |
And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
Let's find out what the question is. We gave 100 people 100 seconds | 0:06:17 | 0:06:21 | |
to name as many football clubs named "Town" or "City" | 0:06:21 | 0:06:26 | |
as they could. Football clubs named "Town" or "City". | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
-Richard? -We're looking for any club in the English professional leagues | 0:06:29 | 0:06:33 | |
in the 2010, 2011 season whose name includes Town or City. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:38 | |
By the professional leagues, we mean the English Premier League, | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
the Championship, League One and Two. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
OK. Thank you very much, Richard. Now, William and Suzanne, | 0:06:44 | 0:06:48 | |
you all drew lots before the show, and this afternoon | 0:06:48 | 0:06:51 | |
you get to go first. Yippee, Suzanne! | 0:06:51 | 0:06:55 | |
So, then, football... | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
Oh, English! | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
That's OK. We're from England originally, | 0:07:00 | 0:07:04 | |
and football's not... It's not a great subject, | 0:07:04 | 0:07:08 | |
but it's not too bad. I think I'm going to play reasonably safely | 0:07:08 | 0:07:13 | |
and go with our local football team from when we lived in Yorkshire, | 0:07:13 | 0:07:19 | |
and that is Huddersfield Town. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:22 | |
Huddersfield Town! | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
William quite pleased with that. Let's find out if it's right, | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
and if it is, let's see how many people said it. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:30 | |
You're hoping to score as few points as possible. Huddersfield Town. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:34 | |
Well done. It's right. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
Oh, very well done, Suzanne! That's great. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
12 points for Huddersfield Town. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:47 | |
Very well played, Suzanne. Good start. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
They're in League One. Haven't been in the top flight since the '70s. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:56 | |
Indeed. Well done. Now, then, Jayne. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
We are looking for football clubs named Town or City. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:04 | |
I think I'm going to go... I think it's Macclesfield Town. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:08 | |
-I hope. -OK. That's your answer. Macclesfield Town. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
Another nod from Ian. You're hoping to score as few points as possible. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:17 | |
Let's see if it's correct, and if it is, how many people said Macclesfield Town. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:21 | |
There we are. It's right. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
Ooh! Very, very well done, Jayne. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:08:34 | 0:08:36 | |
That's a great answer. Scores you just three points. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:40 | |
Well played, Jayne. Great answer. They joined the League in 1997, | 0:08:40 | 0:08:44 | |
Macclesfield Town, currently in League Two. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:47 | |
OK. Now, then, Dave, Towns and Citys in football clubs. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:52 | |
I do like my football, | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
and there's a town that I go through on my regular trips down to Devon, | 0:08:55 | 0:09:01 | |
and they are quite new to the League. Um, Yeovil. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:06 | |
You're hoping to score as few points as possible. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
It is right, and if it is, how many people said Yeovil Town? | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
Good luck, Dave. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
It's right. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
Down it goes. Oh! Very well done! | 0:09:21 | 0:09:24 | |
Yeovil Town scores you four. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:30 | |
Well played, Dave. Formerly the great FA Cup giant-killers, | 0:09:30 | 0:09:34 | |
Yeovil Town. Played on a sloping pitch, | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
-but now all the way up in League One. -Thank you very much. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:39 | |
So, Tash, we come to you. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:43 | |
What is the most obscure football club named Town or City | 0:09:43 | 0:09:47 | |
you can think of? | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
I'm going to be honest. This isn't my subject, | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
surprisingly enough, but I'm a Sunderland football supporter, | 0:09:52 | 0:09:56 | |
so the only thing that I can remember | 0:09:56 | 0:10:00 | |
is that we had a negative chant about another team | 0:10:00 | 0:10:04 | |
which was called Swindon Town, so I'm going to say Swindon Town, | 0:10:04 | 0:10:09 | |
and hope that it wasn't just put in to rhyme. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
It was actually their name. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
-To rhyme with... -"Down". | 0:10:13 | 0:10:17 | |
OK. Good. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
Swindon Town, you're saying. Let's see if Swindon Town is right, | 0:10:21 | 0:10:25 | |
and if it is, let's see how many people said it. Good luck, Tash. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:29 | |
Yes, it's right! | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
Very well done, Tash! That's a great answer. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
Swindon Town, scoring you just five points. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:47 | |
-Richard? -Well played, Tash. What a brilliant round from everybody. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
They only had one season in the Premier League, | 0:10:50 | 0:10:53 | |
-and managed to concede 100 goals. -We're halfway through the round, | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
so let's take a look at the scores as they stand. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:59 | |
Amazing low-scoring round. On three points, Jayne. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:04 | |
Very, very best answer there. Macclesfield Town. Very good indeed. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:08 | |
One up from you, we come to Dave and David on four | 0:11:08 | 0:11:11 | |
with Yeovil Town, then up one for Swindon Town on five. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:14 | |
Suzanne, brilliant, brilliant score of 12. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:17 | |
Normally that would've been the lowest score of the lot. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:21 | |
But in this low-scoring round, you happen to have the highest score, | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
which means, William, you have your work cut out in the next pass. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:28 | |
Luckily, I think you are the man for the job. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:31 | |
Can the second players please take their places at the podium? | 0:11:31 | 0:11:35 | |
OK. Remember, we are looking for football clubs named Town or City. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:42 | |
Now, then, Gayle, the high scorers are William and Suzanne on 12. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:47 | |
If you can score six or less, | 0:11:47 | 0:11:50 | |
you are through to the next round, definitely. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:54 | |
OK. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:55 | |
I am not an expert on football at all, | 0:11:57 | 0:12:01 | |
and City's going to be really common, | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
so the only town I can think of, which I think is correct, | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
-is Ipswich Town. -Ipswich Town. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:09 | |
-Might be completely wrong, though. -There is your red line. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:13 | |
If you can get below that with Ipswich Town, | 0:12:13 | 0:12:16 | |
you are definitely through to the next round. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:19 | |
Let's see if it's right, and if it is, how many people said Ipswich. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:22 | |
It's right. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:12:31 | 0:12:33 | |
That's quite a high score. 26. Takes your total up to 31. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:42 | |
-Richard? -Very well played, Gayle. That's a correct answer. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:45 | |
Thanks very much, Richard. OK, David. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:47 | |
We are looking for football clubs named Town or City. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:52 | |
The high scorers are Gayle and Tash on 31. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:55 | |
You are on four. If you can score 26 or less, | 0:12:55 | 0:12:59 | |
through you go to the next round. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
They've been some good answers so far. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
They really have, haven't they? | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
I hope it's not too much of a gamble. I'll go for Lincoln City. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:09 | |
Lincoln City! Is it right? How many people said it? | 0:13:09 | 0:13:12 | |
There is your red line. If you get below that, | 0:13:12 | 0:13:15 | |
Lincoln City sees you through to the next round. Lincoln City. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:18 | |
It is a fantastic answer. It's right. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
I suspect this will see you through. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:25 | |
Yes, it does! | 0:13:25 | 0:13:27 | |
-Five. -APPLAUSE | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
That's a great answer, David. Scores you five. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:35 | |
Leaves you in single figures with a total of nine. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:38 | |
-Brilliant total. Richard? -Very well played, David. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:41 | |
A good subject for your team. They did drop out of the League, | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
-but are now back in League Two. -Thanks very much, Richard. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:48 | |
So, now, Ian, I have a feeling... | 0:13:48 | 0:13:51 | |
I have a feeling we're going to be dazzled. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:54 | |
Maybe a pointless answer, if such a thing exists in this category. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:58 | |
I was going to say Lincoln, because it's close to where I live, | 0:13:58 | 0:14:01 | |
but I'm going to go for another relatively Midlands club. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:04 | |
-I'll go for Northampton Town. -Northampton Town? | 0:14:04 | 0:14:07 | |
Gayle and Tash remain our high scorers on 31. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:11 | |
You are on three, thanks to Jayne's spectacular first answer. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:14 | |
If you score 27 or less with Northampton Town, | 0:14:14 | 0:14:17 | |
you are through to the next round. There's your red line. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:20 | |
Is it right, and if it is, how many people said it? | 0:14:20 | 0:14:23 | |
Well done, Ian. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:28 | |
Looking good. Yes! | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
Oh, very, very well done! | 0:14:32 | 0:14:35 | |
Scores you five. Takes your total up to eight, | 0:14:37 | 0:14:40 | |
an even lower total than Dave and David. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:42 | |
Well played, Ian. Northampton Town, the Cobblers. Famous in the '60s. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:46 | |
Went all the way up from Division Four to One, | 0:14:46 | 0:14:48 | |
and then all the way back down again. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:51 | |
Whoops! | 0:14:51 | 0:14:53 | |
Yeah. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:55 | |
Cobblers. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:56 | |
-LAUGHTER -William, | 0:14:56 | 0:14:59 | |
you are on 12. Gayle and Tash are on 31. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:04 | |
If you can score 18 or less with this answer, | 0:15:04 | 0:15:07 | |
you are through to the next round. Anything over 18, | 0:15:07 | 0:15:11 | |
and we say goodbye to you now. Are you confident? | 0:15:11 | 0:15:15 | |
A lot of my answers have gone, | 0:15:15 | 0:15:17 | |
-so I'm on my borderline ones now. -OK. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:21 | |
OK. Suzanne looking really quite nervous! | 0:15:21 | 0:15:24 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
It's just whether they're still in the football League, | 0:15:26 | 0:15:29 | |
and if they're actual towns. You start to doubt yourself. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:33 | |
I've got two, which I'm switching between. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:36 | |
OK. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:39 | |
I think I'm going to have to go for...Chesterfield. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:43 | |
Let's see if Chesterfield is right... | 0:15:43 | 0:15:46 | |
..and if it is, let's see if it can get you down below that red line. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:52 | |
Chesterfield. Good luck. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:54 | |
Oh, no! | 0:15:56 | 0:16:00 | |
Bad luck! | 0:16:00 | 0:16:02 | |
Evidently that is a 100-point-scoring answer, | 0:16:02 | 0:16:06 | |
-which means it must be incorrect. -It isn't a town. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:09 | |
It takes your total up to an unbeatable 112. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:13 | |
Gayle and Tash are your new best, best friends! | 0:16:13 | 0:16:16 | |
We will have to find out why that was incorrect. Richard? | 0:16:17 | 0:16:20 | |
Yeah, Chesterfield's just Chesterfield, I'm afraid. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:23 | |
There's a couple of pointless answers on the board, though. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:26 | |
Let's take a look at them. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:29 | |
Shrewsbury Town was a pointless answer, but a well known team. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:33 | |
Cheltenham Town were in League Two. That was a pointless answer. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:36 | |
Aldershot Town a very low score. Bradford City was low score, | 0:16:36 | 0:16:40 | |
Exeter City was a low score. But Chesterfield is just Chesterfield. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:44 | |
Let's take a look at the obvious ones most of our 100 people said. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:48 | |
Bristol City was 25 points. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:52 | |
Ipswich Town was one of the high scorers, | 0:16:52 | 0:16:55 | |
but you're through to the next round. 26 points. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:58 | |
And Manchester City on 84, far and above everybody else. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:02 | |
Thanks, Richard. So at the end of round one, | 0:17:02 | 0:17:05 | |
the losing pair with the highest score, William and Suzanne. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:08 | |
As you saw, there were a few pointless and low-scoring Towns and Citys there. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:14 | |
Were you thinking of any of those ones? | 0:17:14 | 0:17:16 | |
I had. Northampton was going to be my... | 0:17:16 | 0:17:19 | |
-And what about those Towns? Shrewsbury? -I should, yeah. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:21 | |
-Cheltenham! -Yeah. -Aldershot... | 0:17:21 | 0:17:24 | |
Oh, dear. Well, well, well. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:26 | |
You've learnt a painful lesson from your first experience on Pointless, | 0:17:26 | 0:17:30 | |
but we will see you again next time, | 0:17:30 | 0:17:33 | |
when I hope you will make it all the way through to the final. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:36 | |
Thanks for playing. Great contestants! | 0:17:36 | 0:17:38 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:17:38 | 0:17:40 | |
For the remaining three pairs, it's now time for round two. | 0:17:41 | 0:17:44 | |
AUDIENCE CHEERS | 0:17:49 | 0:17:51 | |
Only two pairs can make it through to the head to head, | 0:17:51 | 0:17:54 | |
so one team in front of me now will be leaving at the end of this round. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:59 | |
Your category for round two is... | 0:17:59 | 0:18:01 | |
Literature. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:06 | |
Can you all decide in your pairs | 0:18:06 | 0:18:08 | |
who's going to go first, who's going to go second, | 0:18:08 | 0:18:11 | |
and whoever's going first, please step up to the podium. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:14 | |
OK. Our round-two question this afternoon concerns... | 0:18:16 | 0:18:19 | |
Celebrity autobiographies and their authors. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:29 | |
In this round we'll show you a list of autobiographies. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:32 | |
We asked 100 people to tell us which celebrities they belong to. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:36 | |
-Richard. -We're going to show you six titles in each pass. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:40 | |
The more obscure titles, if you give us the author, you'll score fewer points. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:44 | |
If you give us an incorrect answer, you'll score 100 points. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:47 | |
There are 12 in all, so see how many you can get at home. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:50 | |
Thanks very much, Richard. We are looking for the celebrities | 0:18:50 | 0:18:53 | |
each of these autobiographies belong to. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:56 | |
I love the way we say "belong to" rather than "written by". | 0:18:56 | 0:18:59 | |
Who do these autobiographies belong to? | 0:18:59 | 0:19:03 | |
And we have got... | 0:19:03 | 0:19:05 | |
HE READS TITLES | 0:19:07 | 0:19:09 | |
-Let me read those again. -HE READS TITLES | 0:19:21 | 0:19:23 | |
So, then, Jayne, there are the autobiographies. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
You need to supply me with a celebrity, | 0:19:32 | 0:19:35 | |
preferably a really obscure one, who wrote one of those books. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:40 | |
Struggling a bit here. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
Um... | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
I think I'll go for Dear Fatty, which I think is Dawn French. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:48 | |
Let's see if it's right, and if it is, let's see how many people knew that answer. | 0:19:48 | 0:19:53 | |
It's right. | 0:19:57 | 0:19:59 | |
26. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:04 | |
-26 points for Dear Fatty. -Yeah. Dawn French, 2008. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:13 | |
It's a series of letters to important people in her life, | 0:20:13 | 0:20:16 | |
and the Fatty in the title is Jennifer Saunders. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:19 | |
Thanks very much. Now, then, David, | 0:20:20 | 0:20:23 | |
autobiographies of the famous. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:26 | |
Struggling as well on this one myself. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:29 | |
Um... | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
It's going to be a guess, so I'll go for A Long Walk To Freedom, | 0:20:31 | 0:20:35 | |
Nelson Mandela. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:37 | |
A Long Walk To Freedom. Complete guess, | 0:20:37 | 0:20:39 | |
-or somewhere at the back of your mind... -Slightly educated, | 0:20:39 | 0:20:43 | |
-but more a guess than not. -OK. Was that a good guess? | 0:20:43 | 0:20:46 | |
Let's find out. Is it right, and if it is, | 0:20:46 | 0:20:48 | |
how many people said The Long Walk To Freedom, Nelson Mandela? | 0:20:48 | 0:20:52 | |
-Yes, it's right. -Yes! | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
It's right. | 0:20:57 | 0:21:00 | |
-27! -APPLAUSE | 0:21:01 | 0:21:04 | |
Impeccable grouping. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:09 | |
-Richard? -Yeah. Long Walk To Freedom, from 1994, | 0:21:09 | 0:21:12 | |
Nelson Mandela's account of his life and imprisonment. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:16 | |
Gayle, you're the last person to have this board. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:19 | |
All these books remaindered for you. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:22 | |
Well, I knew Dear Fatty and A Long Walk To Freedom, | 0:21:22 | 0:21:25 | |
and I don't know any of the others. I was hoping they'd still be there, | 0:21:25 | 0:21:28 | |
-so anything else that I do is going to have to be a guess. -OK. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:31 | |
So... | 0:21:31 | 0:21:33 | |
..I'm working on the basis that Ooh! What A Lovely Pair | 0:21:35 | 0:21:39 | |
has got to be a comedian of some sort, | 0:21:39 | 0:21:42 | |
and I've got two in my head and I don't know which to go with, | 0:21:42 | 0:21:46 | |
so I'm going to take a really random plump at Eric Morecambe. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:51 | |
Is it Eric Morecambe? Let's see if that's a good guess | 0:21:51 | 0:21:54 | |
or not. How many people said Eric Morecambe, if it's right? | 0:21:54 | 0:21:59 | |
Oh! Bad luck, Gayle. I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer, | 0:22:00 | 0:22:04 | |
which means you score the maximum of 100 points. Richard? | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
-Yeah. Sorry, Gayle. It's actually Ant and Dec. -Oh! | 0:22:07 | 0:22:11 | |
Would have scored you ten points, so would've been a very good answer. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:15 | |
Dreams From My Father is Barack Obama, | 0:22:15 | 0:22:17 | |
would have scored you seven. I Don't Mean To Be Rude But... | 0:22:17 | 0:22:21 | |
is Simon Cowell. Would have scored you one points. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:24 | |
And The Women I was Born To Be was Alexander Armstrong, also one point. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:28 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:22:28 | 0:22:29 | |
-We haven't yet actually... -It was also the title | 0:22:31 | 0:22:34 | |
of Susan Boyle's autobiography, at one point. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:38 | |
OK, let's have a look at the scores, | 0:22:38 | 0:22:41 | |
as we're halfway through the round. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:44 | |
On 26, Jayne and Ian, | 0:22:44 | 0:22:46 | |
then we go up one point to David and Dave on 27. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:50 | |
And then we go up an awful lot to Gayle and Tash, | 0:22:50 | 0:22:53 | |
on 100 points. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:55 | |
Tash, you've got your work cut out. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:58 | |
How good are you on celebrity autobiographies? | 0:22:58 | 0:23:01 | |
Um, I knew two other ones on that board. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:04 | |
-I knew the Simon Cowell one. -Simon Cowell scored only one! | 0:23:04 | 0:23:08 | |
-That would've been perfect! -Why don't you whisper it to him? | 0:23:08 | 0:23:11 | |
-THEY LAUGH -Gayle, now, we know why. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:15 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:23:15 | 0:23:17 | |
We're going to come back down the line. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:19 | |
Can the second players please take their places at the podium? | 0:23:19 | 0:23:23 | |
OK. We're going to put six more autobiographies on the board, | 0:23:24 | 0:23:27 | |
and here they are. We have got... | 0:23:27 | 0:23:29 | |
Remember, we are looking for the celebrities | 0:23:44 | 0:23:47 | |
that these autobiographies belong to, | 0:23:47 | 0:23:49 | |
and you want the one the fewest of our 100 people knew. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:52 | |
Tash, what's that board look like to you? | 0:23:52 | 0:23:55 | |
-Not as good as the other one. -SHE LAUGHS | 0:23:55 | 0:23:57 | |
There's... There's three that I know, | 0:23:57 | 0:24:00 | |
but I think they're all going to be quite well known ones, | 0:24:00 | 0:24:03 | |
so I think I have to plump for the one | 0:24:03 | 0:24:06 | |
that is the least, maybe, likely. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:09 | |
The Sound Of Laughter, Peter Kay. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:12 | |
The Sound Of Laughter, Peter Kay. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:14 | |
You are the high scorers on 100, so there's no red line for you. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:17 | |
You just have to hope this goes down as far as possible. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:20 | |
Let's see if Peter Kay is the author of The Sound Of Laughter, | 0:24:20 | 0:24:23 | |
and how many people said it. | 0:24:23 | 0:24:26 | |
13. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:35 | |
13 points. Is that going to be enough, I wonder, | 0:24:40 | 0:24:43 | |
-to keep you in the game. Richard? -Yeah, good answer. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:46 | |
He's released two autobiographies. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:48 | |
He did The Sound Of Laughter and Saturday Night Peter. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:51 | |
Thanks very much, Richard. Now, then, Dave. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:55 | |
The high scorers, on 113, are Tash and Gayle. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:58 | |
You're on 27. If you can score 85 or less, | 0:24:58 | 0:25:01 | |
you are through to the next round. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:03 | |
Unfortunately I read more novels than autobiographies. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:10 | |
Could say I live in fantasy land. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:14 | |
Um, but I think My Booky Wook | 0:25:14 | 0:25:18 | |
was written by Russell Brand. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:20 | |
My Booky Wook, Russell Brand. Some fierce nodding going on | 0:25:20 | 0:25:24 | |
from the assembled company. Let's see if that's right, and if it is, | 0:25:24 | 0:25:27 | |
how many people said it. There's your red line. Below that, through to the head to head. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:32 | |
Good luck, Dave. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:34 | |
Well done. You're through. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:37 | |
42... | 0:25:41 | 0:25:43 | |
-..for My Booky Wook. That takes your total to 69. -Yeah, big score. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:48 | |
He's also done Booky Wook 2. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:51 | |
Very good. Now, then, Ian, you are on 26. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:54 | |
The high scorers remain Tash and Gayle on 113. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:57 | |
You have to score 86 or less with this answer | 0:25:57 | 0:26:00 | |
to be through to the head to head. What are you thinking of the board? | 0:26:00 | 0:26:03 | |
You're the last to have it, so you can talk through the other books. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:07 | |
I'm thinking this is where we go home. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:09 | |
Because I've never seen any of those titles whatsoever | 0:26:11 | 0:26:15 | |
before in my life. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:17 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:26:17 | 0:26:19 | |
I'm just going to have to take a completely random stab in the dark | 0:26:19 | 0:26:23 | |
and go Moonwalk and Michael Jackson. That's all I can think of. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:26 | |
Moonwalk and Michael Jackson. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:29 | |
There's your red line. Let's see if Moonwalk is by Michael Jackson. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:34 | |
If it is, let's see how many people said it. Best of luck, Ian. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:37 | |
Moonwalk, Michael Jackson. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:39 | |
Ooh, it's right! | 0:26:41 | 0:26:43 | |
Very well done. 34. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:47 | |
34 takes your total up to 60. | 0:26:52 | 0:26:55 | |
It was either Michael Jackson or Neil Armstrong. | 0:26:55 | 0:26:58 | |
Quite. Or Buzz Aldrin. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:00 | |
Or... Buzz who? | 0:27:00 | 0:27:02 | |
Yeah. Very well played, Ian. It's a risk, but it paid off. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:06 | |
From 1988, Michael Jackson's Moonwalk. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:09 | |
And the book was edited by Jackie Onassis. | 0:27:09 | 0:27:13 | |
-"Written" by Michael Jackson. -Edited... -Edited by Jackie Onassis. | 0:27:13 | 0:27:19 | |
That famous doyenne of the literary scene! | 0:27:19 | 0:27:22 | |
Yeah. | 0:27:22 | 0:27:24 | |
Wow! | 0:27:24 | 0:27:26 | |
I read it, and rang him, and said, "Michael, it's brilliant." | 0:27:26 | 0:27:30 | |
LAUGHTER Yeah, pretty much. | 0:27:30 | 0:27:32 | |
Let's take a look at the rest of the board. Humble Pie. | 0:27:32 | 0:27:36 | |
The clue's in the pie, not the humble. It's Gordon Ramsey. | 0:27:36 | 0:27:39 | |
Would have scored you five. Look Who It Is! Do you know that one? | 0:27:39 | 0:27:43 | |
It's a tough one. It's Alan Carr. Would have scored you three. | 0:27:43 | 0:27:46 | |
And It's Not What You Think is the best answer on the board. | 0:27:46 | 0:27:50 | |
Very well done if you said Chris Evans. Would have scored you one. | 0:27:50 | 0:27:53 | |
Thanks. At the end of round two, the losing pair with the highest score, it's Gayle and Tash! | 0:27:53 | 0:27:58 | |
It's such a shame to say goodbye to you, but we will see you again next time, | 0:27:58 | 0:28:02 | |
when I have no doubt you will storm through to the final. | 0:28:02 | 0:28:05 | |
-We'll look forward to that. Great contestants. -Thank you. | 0:28:05 | 0:28:09 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:28:09 | 0:28:11 | |
But for the remaining two pairs, things will get even more exciting | 0:28:11 | 0:28:15 | |
as we enter the head to head. | 0:28:15 | 0:28:18 | |
Very well done, Ian and Jayne, David and Dave. | 0:28:24 | 0:28:26 | |
You've made it to the head to head. | 0:28:26 | 0:28:29 | |
Only one pair can make it through to play for the jackpot, | 0:28:29 | 0:28:32 | |
which currently stands at £5,000. | 0:28:32 | 0:28:35 | |
You'll now go head to head on the best of three questions. | 0:28:39 | 0:28:42 | |
For each question, each pair must give me just one answer, | 0:28:42 | 0:28:45 | |
and you are now allowed to confer. Come up with an answer | 0:28:45 | 0:28:49 | |
that scores less than the other pair, and you win that question. | 0:28:49 | 0:28:52 | |
The pair who get to the best of three | 0:28:52 | 0:28:54 | |
will be playing for today's jackpot. Let's play Pointless. | 0:28:54 | 0:28:58 | |
OK. Here is your first question. | 0:29:04 | 0:29:07 | |
We gave 100 people 100 seconds | 0:29:07 | 0:29:10 | |
to name as many Sex And The City characters as they could. | 0:29:10 | 0:29:15 | |
Sex And The City characters. Richard? | 0:29:15 | 0:29:18 | |
We're looking for any of the four main characters from the TV series, | 0:29:18 | 0:29:21 | |
the character names, not the actresses' names, | 0:29:21 | 0:29:24 | |
and first names will be allowed. | 0:29:24 | 0:29:27 | |
OK. Thanks very much. Dave really not looking at all happy with that. | 0:29:27 | 0:29:31 | |
David pretending not to look happy with that. | 0:29:31 | 0:29:34 | |
Ian and Jayne, because you've played best so far, | 0:29:34 | 0:29:37 | |
you get to go first. | 0:29:37 | 0:29:39 | |
-Think. -I'm trying, I'm trying. | 0:29:39 | 0:29:42 | |
THEY WHISPER | 0:29:42 | 0:29:44 | |
OK. Go with it. Go. | 0:29:47 | 0:29:49 | |
OK. It sounds like Ian has come up with an answer. | 0:29:49 | 0:29:52 | |
Jayne... Doesn't have full backing, I'm guessing. | 0:29:52 | 0:29:55 | |
-I think there's one called Carrie. -OK. You're going to say Carrie. | 0:29:55 | 0:29:59 | |
Carrie. David and Dave, you can now talk out loud. | 0:29:59 | 0:30:03 | |
Carrie has gone. | 0:30:03 | 0:30:05 | |
Neither of us watch Sex And The City. | 0:30:05 | 0:30:08 | |
Oh, I could have said "Carrie doesn't live here anymore"! | 0:30:08 | 0:30:11 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:30:11 | 0:30:14 | |
-Sorry. "Carrie" on. -DAVE GROANS | 0:30:14 | 0:30:16 | |
-Susan? -We'll go for Susan, yeah. | 0:30:16 | 0:30:19 | |
OK, Susan. We have Carrie, we have Susan. | 0:30:20 | 0:30:23 | |
Ian and Jayne said Carrie. Let's see if that's right, | 0:30:23 | 0:30:27 | |
and if it is, how many people said it. Carrie. | 0:30:27 | 0:30:29 | |
It's right. | 0:30:32 | 0:30:34 | |
48. | 0:30:36 | 0:30:38 | |
David and Dave have said Susan. Let's see if that's right. | 0:30:43 | 0:30:48 | |
It's four names. Could easily be a Susan among them. | 0:30:49 | 0:30:53 | |
-No chance. -Could easily be. Let's see if there's a Susan among them, | 0:30:54 | 0:30:58 | |
and if there is, how many people said Susan. | 0:30:58 | 0:31:01 | |
Bad luck, David and Dave. | 0:31:03 | 0:31:06 | |
No Susan on Sex And The City. So, after the first question, | 0:31:06 | 0:31:10 | |
Ian and Jayne are up one-nil. Richard? | 0:31:10 | 0:31:13 | |
There's a Susan in Desperate Housewives, | 0:31:13 | 0:31:15 | |
but not Sex And The City. Three answers would've beaten Carrie. | 0:31:15 | 0:31:18 | |
Carrie was the top answer. Let's look at all four. | 0:31:18 | 0:31:22 | |
Charlotte York, 24, Miranda Hobbes, 26, | 0:31:22 | 0:31:24 | |
Samantha Jones, played by Kim Cattrall, 35, | 0:31:24 | 0:31:28 | |
and Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, on 48. | 0:31:28 | 0:31:31 | |
OK. Thanks very much, Richard. Here is your second question. | 0:31:31 | 0:31:35 | |
David and Dave, you have to win this to stay in the game. | 0:31:35 | 0:31:38 | |
Here it is. We gave 100 people 100 seconds | 0:31:38 | 0:31:41 | |
to name as many elements that don't contain the letters of their symbol | 0:31:41 | 0:31:46 | |
as they could. Elements that don't contain the letters of their symbol. | 0:31:46 | 0:31:50 | |
We're looking for any element on the periodic table | 0:31:50 | 0:31:53 | |
whose name doesn't contain any of the letters | 0:31:53 | 0:31:56 | |
of its chemical symbol. | 0:31:56 | 0:31:58 | |
Thank you very much. David and Dave, you go first this time. | 0:31:58 | 0:32:03 | |
THEY WHISPER | 0:32:04 | 0:32:06 | |
-Go for sodium. -Yeah. -OK, David and Dave. | 0:32:13 | 0:32:17 | |
We'll go for, er, sodium. | 0:32:17 | 0:32:21 | |
You're going to go for sodium. | 0:32:21 | 0:32:23 | |
Ian and Jayne? | 0:32:23 | 0:32:25 | |
There's some obvious ones like gold, silver, mercury... | 0:32:25 | 0:32:29 | |
-Er, but potassium... But we think... -Ian says tungsten. | 0:32:30 | 0:32:36 | |
Ian says tungsten? Ian said Carrie, Jayne. | 0:32:37 | 0:32:40 | |
-That's why you're one up. -Yeah. | 0:32:40 | 0:32:42 | |
-Ian also says tungsten. -Yes. | 0:32:42 | 0:32:44 | |
Frankie says "relax". | 0:32:44 | 0:32:47 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:32:47 | 0:32:49 | |
OK. So we have sodium and we have tungsten. | 0:32:49 | 0:32:54 | |
David and Dave, let's see if sodium's right, | 0:32:56 | 0:32:58 | |
and if it is, let's see how many people said it. Sodium. | 0:32:58 | 0:33:01 | |
-17! -APPLAUSE | 0:33:10 | 0:33:12 | |
17 for sodium. | 0:33:14 | 0:33:16 | |
Tungsten. Let's see if that's right, | 0:33:19 | 0:33:22 | |
and if it is, let's see how many people said tungsten. | 0:33:22 | 0:33:26 | |
This, if you win it, will see you through to the final. | 0:33:26 | 0:33:30 | |
It's right. | 0:33:35 | 0:33:37 | |
Oh, and you are through. Oh, and it's pointless! | 0:33:40 | 0:33:43 | |
AUDIENCE CHEERS | 0:33:43 | 0:33:46 | |
Wow! | 0:33:46 | 0:33:48 | |
Wow! We don't get many of those in the head to head. | 0:33:51 | 0:33:54 | |
That is fantastic. Very, very well done indeed. | 0:33:54 | 0:33:57 | |
That adds £250 to our jackpot, | 0:33:57 | 0:34:00 | |
taking the total up to £5,250. | 0:34:00 | 0:34:03 | |
Very, very well done indeed. | 0:34:05 | 0:34:07 | |
And it means that, after only two questions, | 0:34:07 | 0:34:10 | |
you are through to the final in straight sets. Well done. Richard? | 0:34:10 | 0:34:14 | |
We should start manufacturing our "Ian Says Tungsten" T-shirts, | 0:34:14 | 0:34:18 | |
-shouldn't we? -Yeah! | 0:34:18 | 0:34:19 | |
Tungsten's W, from wolfram, which is the German for tungsten | 0:34:19 | 0:34:23 | |
and an alternative name for it. There are nine on the list, | 0:34:23 | 0:34:26 | |
and some people at home will be trying to get them all, so let's take a look. | 0:34:26 | 0:34:30 | |
Tungsten, which is W, was a pointless answer. | 0:34:30 | 0:34:33 | |
Antimony, which is Sb, also pointless. | 0:34:33 | 0:34:35 | |
Mercury, Hg, five, sodium, as we've heard, Na, for 17, | 0:34:35 | 0:34:39 | |
lead, Pb, 22. Let's take a look at the top four. | 0:34:39 | 0:34:43 | |
Potassium, which is K, 23, | 0:34:43 | 0:34:45 | |
Iron, Fe, 25, and gold in the silver-medal position with Au, 27, | 0:34:45 | 0:34:50 | |
and silver in the gold-medal position, with Ag, 29. | 0:34:50 | 0:34:54 | |
Thanks very much. So the losing pair at the end of the head to head, | 0:34:54 | 0:34:57 | |
it's David and Dave! Oh, you've come so far! | 0:34:57 | 0:35:01 | |
American TV again. | 0:35:01 | 0:35:03 | |
American TV once again. | 0:35:03 | 0:35:06 | |
Do you just not watch it? | 0:35:06 | 0:35:09 | |
-No! -Oh, it just seems so unfair! | 0:35:09 | 0:35:12 | |
The veterans of so many brave campaigns | 0:35:12 | 0:35:14 | |
-through Pointless's past! -THEY LAUGH | 0:35:14 | 0:35:17 | |
-And now we come to this. -We've enjoyed it, though. | 0:35:17 | 0:35:20 | |
-It's been fantastic. -So have we. It's been lovely having you. | 0:35:20 | 0:35:23 | |
I'm sorry you don't carry away a Pointless trophy at the end of it. | 0:35:23 | 0:35:26 | |
You deserve to. You've been wonderful contestants. | 0:35:26 | 0:35:29 | |
-Thank you for playing. -Thank you. -Thank you. | 0:35:29 | 0:35:32 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:35:32 | 0:35:34 | |
But for Ian and Jayne, it's now time for our Pointless final, | 0:35:34 | 0:35:37 | |
and the chance to win our jackpot of £5,250. | 0:35:37 | 0:35:40 | |
Congratulations. You've fought off all the competition | 0:35:48 | 0:35:51 | |
and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy, | 0:35:51 | 0:35:54 | |
-so very well done. -Excellent. | 0:35:54 | 0:35:56 | |
You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot, | 0:36:02 | 0:36:05 | |
and at the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at £5,250. | 0:36:05 | 0:36:11 | |
AUDIENCE CHEERS | 0:36:11 | 0:36:13 | |
The rules are very simple. All you have to do to win that money | 0:36:15 | 0:36:18 | |
is to find a pointless answer, an answer none of our 100 people could think of. | 0:36:18 | 0:36:22 | |
We've had one pointless answer on the show today, | 0:36:22 | 0:36:24 | |
and you came up with it just now with tungsten. | 0:36:24 | 0:36:27 | |
You only have to find one more pointless answer now | 0:36:27 | 0:36:30 | |
to go home with that money. First, choose a category | 0:36:30 | 0:36:33 | |
from these three options. | 0:36:33 | 0:36:35 | |
Here you are. You can have cricket, MPs or words. | 0:36:35 | 0:36:40 | |
-Well... -Well... -How loud do you want to talk? | 0:36:42 | 0:36:46 | |
HE LAUGHS MPs is a no-no. | 0:36:46 | 0:36:48 | |
MPs is a no-no. You'd have to do cricket on your own. | 0:36:48 | 0:36:51 | |
-So I think... -You'll have to do words on your own. | 0:36:51 | 0:36:54 | |
-THEY LAUGH -You're on your own! | 0:36:54 | 0:36:56 | |
-Do you want cricket, or... -I think we'll do words. | 0:36:58 | 0:37:01 | |
Words? Sure? | 0:37:01 | 0:37:04 | |
-I know more about words than cricket. -OK. -I hope. | 0:37:04 | 0:37:06 | |
-He knows a lot about cricket! -HE LAUGHS | 0:37:06 | 0:37:08 | |
-We'll go for words, please. -You'll go for words? | 0:37:08 | 0:37:11 | |
OK. Let's find out what the question is. | 0:37:11 | 0:37:14 | |
We gave 100 people 100 seconds | 0:37:14 | 0:37:17 | |
to name as many words ending in "tend", | 0:37:17 | 0:37:22 | |
T-E-N-D, as they could. | 0:37:22 | 0:37:25 | |
-Richard? -We're looking for any word that ends in the letters T-E-N-D | 0:37:25 | 0:37:29 | |
that appear in the OED. That's the new online edition. | 0:37:29 | 0:37:33 | |
Anything with a hyphen in the OED won't count, | 0:37:33 | 0:37:36 | |
so any words ending T-E-N-D in the OED. | 0:37:36 | 0:37:41 | |
OK. You now have up to one minute to come up with three answers, | 0:37:42 | 0:37:46 | |
and all you need to win that £5,250 is for just one of those answers | 0:37:46 | 0:37:50 | |
to be pointless. Your 60 seconds start now. | 0:37:50 | 0:37:53 | |
We don't want obvious things like pretend or... | 0:37:53 | 0:37:55 | |
-Overextend. -I was thinking of overextend. | 0:37:55 | 0:37:58 | |
-Does that have a hyphen? -I'm not sure. | 0:37:58 | 0:38:01 | |
-Right. -What about distend? -Distend. | 0:38:01 | 0:38:04 | |
Er... | 0:38:04 | 0:38:06 | |
-Overextend. Underextend? -Yes. | 0:38:06 | 0:38:09 | |
What about... What about hyperextend? | 0:38:09 | 0:38:13 | |
Hyperextend. Er... | 0:38:13 | 0:38:16 | |
Er... | 0:38:16 | 0:38:18 | |
We're going to have to go for something completely wild, aren't we? | 0:38:18 | 0:38:22 | |
OK. Right. Overextend? | 0:38:22 | 0:38:24 | |
Er, let's have a think. What else? Er... | 0:38:26 | 0:38:29 | |
-I can't help you. -I'm thinking, I'm thinking. | 0:38:29 | 0:38:33 | |
Er... Tend. | 0:38:38 | 0:38:39 | |
-No. -Let's go with those, then. -Mind's gone blank. | 0:38:42 | 0:38:45 | |
-Overextend. -Let's put distend in, just to be safe. | 0:38:45 | 0:38:48 | |
-Five left. -OK. -OK? | 0:38:48 | 0:38:51 | |
OK. You have three answers. | 0:38:51 | 0:38:53 | |
-Your minute's up. -We'll go with distend... -Yep. | 0:38:53 | 0:38:56 | |
-..overextend... -Yep. | 0:38:56 | 0:38:59 | |
-..and hyperextend. -Of those three, | 0:38:59 | 0:39:01 | |
I think I can guess which you think is your best punt | 0:39:01 | 0:39:05 | |
-at a pointless answer. -I think hyperextend. | 0:39:05 | 0:39:07 | |
-We'll put that last. -Put distend first. | 0:39:07 | 0:39:09 | |
And we'll put distend first. | 0:39:09 | 0:39:11 | |
OK. We'll put them up on the board in that order, | 0:39:11 | 0:39:14 | |
and here they are. | 0:39:14 | 0:39:16 | |
There they are. | 0:39:22 | 0:39:24 | |
We were looking for words ending in T-E-N-D. | 0:39:24 | 0:39:26 | |
You said this was your least confident answer. | 0:39:26 | 0:39:29 | |
You only need to find one pointless answer to win that £5,250 jackpot. | 0:39:29 | 0:39:34 | |
ALEXANDER SIGHS | 0:39:34 | 0:39:35 | |
OK. | 0:39:35 | 0:39:38 | |
Let's see if distend is right, | 0:39:38 | 0:39:41 | |
and if it is, let's see how many people said distend. | 0:39:41 | 0:39:45 | |
Good luck. | 0:39:45 | 0:39:47 | |
Well, it's right. This gives us a chance to see | 0:39:51 | 0:39:54 | |
what our 100 people know about words ending in T-E-N-D. | 0:39:54 | 0:39:59 | |
Down it goes. Distend. Down into single figures! Eight! | 0:39:59 | 0:40:03 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:40:03 | 0:40:04 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:40:04 | 0:40:07 | |
That's good. I think that's very good. | 0:40:08 | 0:40:11 | |
I think we can draw a lot of optimism | 0:40:12 | 0:40:15 | |
-from that. -Relief. | 0:40:15 | 0:40:17 | |
Unfortunately it's not a pointless answer, but you knew it wouldn't be. | 0:40:17 | 0:40:21 | |
That is just...to look good on the board. | 0:40:21 | 0:40:24 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:40:24 | 0:40:25 | |
You only have two more chances to win today's jackpot. | 0:40:25 | 0:40:28 | |
-£5,250! What would you do with that? -Ooh... | 0:40:28 | 0:40:31 | |
-We'll go somewhere nice. -We will go somewhere nice. | 0:40:31 | 0:40:34 | |
I've got a son who lives in Australia, | 0:40:34 | 0:40:37 | |
so we might bring forward the plans to go and visit him again. | 0:40:37 | 0:40:40 | |
Very good indeed. Well, very best of luck. | 0:40:40 | 0:40:42 | |
We are looking for words ending in T-E-N-D. | 0:40:42 | 0:40:46 | |
We are now into a different class of word. | 0:40:47 | 0:40:52 | |
These are the words that generally win Pointlesses | 0:40:52 | 0:40:55 | |
on these sorts of rounds, sort of portmanteau words. | 0:40:55 | 0:41:00 | |
Let's hope nobody said your next answer. | 0:41:02 | 0:41:05 | |
This has to be pointless, for you to win that £5,250. | 0:41:05 | 0:41:08 | |
Let's see how many people said overextend. | 0:41:08 | 0:41:12 | |
Overextend. Can't be hyphenated. | 0:41:12 | 0:41:16 | |
It has to be one word in the OED. | 0:41:16 | 0:41:19 | |
Let's see if it's right, and if it is, | 0:41:19 | 0:41:22 | |
let's see how far down it goes. Very best of luck. | 0:41:22 | 0:41:25 | |
This is your second shot at that £5,250 jackpot. | 0:41:25 | 0:41:27 | |
Overextend. | 0:41:27 | 0:41:30 | |
Well, it's right. | 0:41:33 | 0:41:35 | |
It's right. This for £5,250. | 0:41:36 | 0:41:40 | |
Has to go all the way to zero. Into single figures. | 0:41:42 | 0:41:45 | |
-Down it goes! Still going down! -CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:41:45 | 0:41:49 | |
Very, very well done. That's absolutely incredible. | 0:41:52 | 0:41:55 | |
Thank you. | 0:41:55 | 0:41:57 | |
Oh, dear! | 0:41:57 | 0:41:59 | |
Congratulations! You managed to find that all-important pointless answer. | 0:41:59 | 0:42:03 | |
That means you go home with a jackpot of £5,250! | 0:42:03 | 0:42:06 | |
AUDIENCE CHEERS | 0:42:06 | 0:42:09 | |
Well, Richard, what about that for a pointless answer? | 0:42:11 | 0:42:14 | |
Brilliant. Well played. The perfect team, really, | 0:42:14 | 0:42:17 | |
because Jayne gave us overextend, and Ian gave us hyperextend, | 0:42:17 | 0:42:20 | |
which is also a pointless answer! | 0:42:20 | 0:42:23 | |
So absolutely brilliantly played. I'll take you through a few more pointless answers, | 0:42:23 | 0:42:27 | |
because people will have got different ones at home. | 0:42:27 | 0:42:30 | |
There's hyperextend. Misintend, mistend, | 0:42:30 | 0:42:34 | |
all pointless answers. Obtend, to proffer an opinion, | 0:42:34 | 0:42:38 | |
that's pointless. There's overextend, reintend... | 0:42:38 | 0:42:42 | |
Repetend, which is the digits repeated | 0:42:44 | 0:42:47 | |
in a recurring decimal fraction, | 0:42:47 | 0:42:49 | |
and stend, which is to leap or bound, also a stick used by a butcher | 0:42:49 | 0:42:53 | |
to hold open a carcase, | 0:42:53 | 0:42:55 | |
rather charmingly. | 0:42:55 | 0:42:57 | |
But very, very well done. Two pointless answers, | 0:42:57 | 0:43:00 | |
-and money well earned. -And how! Well, thanks once again | 0:43:00 | 0:43:04 | |
to our winning players, Ian and Jayne, | 0:43:04 | 0:43:06 | |
who go away with today's jackpot of £5,250. | 0:43:06 | 0:43:09 | |
AUDIENCE CHEERS | 0:43:09 | 0:43:12 | |
Join us next time, when we'll put more obscure knowledge to the test | 0:43:15 | 0:43:19 | |
-on Pointless. Goodbye from Richard... -Goodbye. | 0:43:19 | 0:43:22 | |
And goodbye from me. Goodbye. | 0:43:22 | 0:43:24 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:43:28 | 0:43:32 | |
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