Browse content similar to Episode 50. Check below for episodes and series from the same categories and more!
Line | From | To | |
---|---|---|---|
APPLAUSE | 0:00:20 | 0:00:22 | |
Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and a very warm welcome to Pointless | 0:00:22 | 0:00:26 | |
where obvious answers mean nothing and obscure answers mean everything. | 0:00:26 | 0:00:31 | |
Let's meet today's players. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:33 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
So first we welcome Graham and David. You're our first pair on the show today. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:41 | |
-How do you two know each other? -Graham is married to my sister and we've known each other for 20 years. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:47 | |
20 years. Have you ever quizzed together before? | 0:00:47 | 0:00:50 | |
On a less formal basis than this, a few pub quizzes. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:53 | |
-This is a very formal basis. Yes, nothing informal about this. Graham, what do you do? -I'm a civil servant. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:59 | |
-Which department of the civil service? -UK Border Agency. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:04 | |
Oh! | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
-Leave it there. -Leave it there. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:09 | |
What do you hope is going to come up this afternoon, David? | 0:01:09 | 0:01:13 | |
-Films and books, really. That's my main interests. -Films and books. Graham, how about you? | 0:01:13 | 0:01:19 | |
-Anything apart from films and books. -This is perfect. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:23 | |
Very best of luck. Great to have you on the show. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
Next, we welcome Matt and Andy. How do you two know each other? | 0:01:26 | 0:01:30 | |
We've worked together in IT sales for four years. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
-Indeed. Where have you come from? -Portsmouth. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
-Matt, what are you hoping is going to come up? What's your specialist area? -Literature and cricket. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:42 | |
-A combination of the two would be perfect. -You don't want that. Spread your knowledge, Matt. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:48 | |
Two rounds. Andy, what are your obsessions? | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
-You don't have to have obsessions. I'm not encouraging it. -I can't talk about that now. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:57 | |
Well, it might come up. | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
History. Very much into history. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
Any particular favourite period of history? | 0:02:01 | 0:02:05 | |
English medieval history and, in particular, Ancient Greek, Roman, a little bit of Egyptian. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:11 | |
Does that mean you also have a handle on Latin and Ancient Greek? | 0:02:11 | 0:02:15 | |
No. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
I won't push it. OK, very best of luck to the pair of you. Great to have you here. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:22 | |
Next, we welcome back David... You're David P today. You've got initials after your name. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:28 | |
-I've been upgraded. -You have - David P, because we have David H here in the green on desk one. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:35 | |
David and James, you were on the show last time. You get two chances to reach the Pointless final. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:40 | |
-Remind us how you did. -We went out in the second round on a geography question. -Skellig Michael. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:46 | |
It was a pretty good punt. You said it was in the Shetland Islands. It turns out it's in Ireland. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:52 | |
Yeah, if I ever come across Skellig Michael, I'll kick it. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:57 | |
You know what? I wouldn't if I were you. UNESCO will go mental! | 0:02:57 | 0:03:01 | |
It's a heritage site, you know. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
-I must remember that. -David, what do you do in your spare time? What occupies you? | 0:03:04 | 0:03:10 | |
-I play in a band. -What do you play? -I play the drums. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:14 | |
-What's the name of your band? -We're called The Stags. -The Stags? -Yeah. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:19 | |
-Did you get the idea on some stag weekend? -I don't know. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:23 | |
The band was already formed before I was invited to join. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:27 | |
-What happened to the old drummer? -I don't know. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
-(He died.) -Did he? | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
That'll be why they never mention him. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
-That's the curse of The Stags' drummer. -They've had seven or eight drummers now. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:40 | |
The legend of it is written up on Skellig Michael. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:45 | |
-Fantastic. Very best of luck to you, James and David. -Thank you. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:49 | |
And finally, we welcome back Paul and Alejandra. You were on the show last time. Remind us what happened. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:55 | |
We left after the first round. It was totally my fault. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:59 | |
-Yes, you picked a Bill Murray film that didn't have Bill Murray in it, I'm afraid. -Exactly. -Dear, oh dear. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:05 | |
-Richard, can I maybe be called Alejandro from now on? -That would be lovely. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:11 | |
Just spice things up a bit. "Alexander" is a bit dull. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:15 | |
-Alejandro. -Alejandro. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
And you can call me Richard. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
-Say it again. -Richard. -Richard. -Yeah. Do you like it? -Yeah, I like that. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:26 | |
-Yeah, Alejandro. -Good pronunciation. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:29 | |
-Thank you very much. Paul, what do you want to come up? -World affairs, geography, something like that. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:35 | |
Well, you were fantastic last time. You only got the chance to give one answer, but it was pointless. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:42 | |
-Your record is unblemished. -I hope there's some more pointless answers in there. -I hope so. Best of luck. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:48 | |
We'll find out more about all of you during the show. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
There's one person left to introduce. He'd be the head boy at the school of obscurity - | 0:04:51 | 0:04:56 | |
-my pointless friend Richard. -Hello. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:59 | |
-APPLAUSE -Hiya. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
-Headmaster is what you'd be. -Do you think? -Not head boy. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:06 | |
-How are you, Alejandro? Are you OK? -Well, Richard, I'm fine. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:10 | |
-Good. -How are you? -Not too bad. We've got two returning pairs today. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:15 | |
I think probably both are quite strong pairs. Tripped up, unfortunately, both pairs. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:20 | |
But it should be very good and we do have a bit of geography which a lot of people seem to have asked for. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:27 | |
Everyone asks for it and when it comes up, they run for the hills. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:31 | |
They do. When it comes up, they go, "My worst subject!" | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
When people say geography, they mean countries and capitals, rather than oxbow lakes and relief maps. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:40 | |
-Relief maps are the only thing I know. -You're going to love Round 2. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:45 | |
-I've got a relief map of London. -Is that a map where they show all the public toilets? | 0:05:45 | 0:05:50 | |
We put all our questions to 100 people before the show, | 0:05:51 | 0:05:55 | |
but we are after the obscure answers that they didn't get. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:58 | |
Everyone is trying to find a pointless answer that none of our 100 people gave. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:03 | |
Each time that happens, we add £250 to the jackpot. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:07 | |
Nobody won the jackpot last time, so we add another £1,000 to that. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:11 | |
So today's jackpot starts off at £2,500. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:15 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
Right, let's play Pointless. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
In the first round, each of you must give me one answer. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
You cannot confer with your partner. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:30 | |
The team with the highest score at the end of the round is eliminated. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:35 | |
OK, our first category this afternoon is... | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
Can you decide in your pairs who's going first, who's going second? | 0:06:39 | 0:06:44 | |
Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
We gave 100 people 100 seconds | 0:06:48 | 0:06:51 | |
to name as many things found in a church as they could. Richard? | 0:06:51 | 0:06:56 | |
All the correct answers in this round are things you might find in a church building. | 0:06:56 | 0:07:01 | |
That's areas, furniture, decorations or items used for worship. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:06 | |
OK, thanks very much, Richard. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
Graham and David, you all drew lots before the show and you get to go first. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:14 | |
We'll give you a choice of seven possible answers in each pass. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:18 | |
Your first set of seven answers reads like this. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:22 | |
I can tell you that at least one of those answers is pointless and at least one of them is incorrect, | 0:07:38 | 0:07:44 | |
so try and avoid picking the incorrect ones or you score the maximum of 100 points. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:49 | |
-Graham, are you something we might occasionally find in a church? -No, not really. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:55 | |
Not a particularly good round for me, this one. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
Right, OK. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
I think I'll go for "transept". | 0:08:01 | 0:08:04 | |
OK, you're going to say "transept". | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
You are hoping for a nice obscure answer that will score as few points as possible. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:12 | |
-What do you think a transept might be? -I don't know. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:15 | |
It rings a bell somewhere. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
I've heard of it somewhere, so I'm hoping it's in a church. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:22 | |
Let's see if it's right and if it is, how many people said "transept". | 0:08:22 | 0:08:26 | |
Very well done, Graham. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
-That's a great answer. -APPLAUSE | 0:08:35 | 0:08:38 | |
"Transept" scores you 1 point. Richard? | 0:08:38 | 0:08:41 | |
Well played, Graham. The transept, it's the projecting arms of a cross-shaped church. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:47 | |
Thanks very much. Now then, Andy... | 0:08:47 | 0:08:50 | |
-Andy, how is this for you? -Not good. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
-Not a good category? -No. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:57 | |
As in you have to guess completely or...? | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
If I went for one of the more obvious ones, it wouldn't be a guess. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:04 | |
-I'm hedging my bets on one of them and I don't know if I'm brave enough to go for it. -Mm-hm. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:09 | |
I will go for... | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
-"tabernacle". -You're going to go for "tabernacle". | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
You're hoping to find something correct and obscure in a church. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:19 | |
You're saying "tabernacle". Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said it. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:25 | |
It's right. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
Very well done - 3. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
-APPLAUSE -The low scores continue. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
-Tabernacle, Richard? -Yes, a small cabinet or chest in which the consecrated hosts are kept. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:44 | |
Thank you very much. Now then, James, we are looking for things you might find in a church. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:50 | |
Well, Alexander, I wish I'd paid a bit more attention during church parade when I was in the Cubs. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:57 | |
There's at least one pointless answer still on that board. | 0:09:57 | 0:10:01 | |
I don't think I'm brave enough to go for it, | 0:10:01 | 0:10:05 | |
so I'll go with "chalice" which I think is the thing you take Communion out of, that contains the wine. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:11 | |
It might very well be. Let's see, let's hope it is, | 0:10:11 | 0:10:14 | |
not a poisoned chalice. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
OK, let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people knew that answer - "chalice". | 0:10:16 | 0:10:22 | |
11. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
Not a bad score at all, but in the context, quite a high one. Richard? | 0:10:35 | 0:10:39 | |
Well done, James, and the first person to know what his word meant. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:43 | |
Yes, the cup used to hold the wine in Communion or Mass. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:47 | |
Thanks very much. Paul, we are looking for things in a church. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:51 | |
-Why not see if you can't find a pointless answer again and keep your record clean? -OK, um... | 0:10:51 | 0:10:57 | |
I did want to say "transept" | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
and I was also considering "chalice" and "tabernacle". | 0:10:59 | 0:11:03 | |
"Pews" will be quite high-scoring, "font" as well probably. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:07 | |
I think "Paschal candle" is correct. I think it might be something to do with Advent. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:12 | |
"Catapelta", I've never heard of. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
I think... It's a low-scoring round, though, so I need to take a risk. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:20 | |
-I'll go for "Paschal candle" and hope... -Paschal candle. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:24 | |
-OK. You think it's something to do with Advent? -I think so, yes. -We'll find out. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:30 | |
Let's see if it's right and if it is, how many people said "Paschal candle". | 0:11:30 | 0:11:35 | |
Very well done, Paul. That's right. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
-There we are, a pointless answer! -APPLAUSE | 0:11:43 | 0:11:47 | |
That's your second pointless answer in two answers. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:52 | |
Very well done, you. That adds £250 to today's jackpot. It takes the total up to £2,750. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:57 | |
And it scores you absolutely nothing. | 0:11:57 | 0:12:01 | |
Very well done, Paul. Really gutsy to take that risk as well. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:05 | |
Not used at Advent, but used at Easter. Let's take a look at the rest of the answers. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:11 | |
You were all right to avoid "pews" and "font". | 0:12:11 | 0:12:14 | |
"Pews" would have scored you 71 | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
and "font" would have scored you lower, actually - 44, | 0:12:17 | 0:12:20 | |
but still more than you'd want. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:23 | |
The catapelta is a medieval form of torture, sort of like a press in which to crush a criminal. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:29 | |
-The catapelta. It's horrible, isn't it? -Yeah, horrid. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:34 | |
That was incorrect, not found in a church. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:36 | |
If you did find it in your church, time to find another church! | 0:12:36 | 0:12:41 | |
Thanks very much, Richard. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
Halfway through the round, let's look at the scores. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:46 | |
Well, Paul and Alejandra... | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
Zero. Fabulous low score. Then we come up to Graham and David on 1 - another fabulous low score. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:56 | |
-Up to Andy and Matt on 3 - fabulous low score. James... -Who'd have thought it? -Way out ahead on 11! | 0:12:56 | 0:13:03 | |
So, listen, David P, | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
it's all on your shoulders in the next pass. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:09 | |
Very best of luck. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:11 | |
Can the second players please take their places at the podium? | 0:13:11 | 0:13:15 | |
We're going to put seven more answers on the board and here they come. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:23 | |
We're looking for things found in a church. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
I'm going to read those one more time. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:36 | |
Again at least one of those answers is pointless | 0:13:40 | 0:13:43 | |
and at least one is incorrect, so try and avoid those incorrect ones at all costs. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:49 | |
-Alejandra, how well did Paul do there? -His mum will be proud. -Yes. -LAUGHTER | 0:13:49 | 0:13:54 | |
Um... | 0:13:54 | 0:13:57 | |
In spite of what people may think about Latin Americans, that we're all Catholic and religious, I'm not. | 0:13:57 | 0:14:03 | |
-Ah! -I used to be, but... | 0:14:03 | 0:14:06 | |
My answer is "mantis". | 0:14:07 | 0:14:09 | |
Mantis... OK, last time round, Paul scored nothing, you scored 100. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:14 | |
-Let's hope that's not going to happen this time. -Thank you. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:19 | |
Let's see how many people said "mantis". There's your red line. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:24 | |
Below that red line, you're in the next round. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:27 | |
Ohh... Alejandra! | 0:14:30 | 0:14:34 | |
History repeating itself. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:37 | |
Unfortunately, "mantis" is an incorrect answer which means you score the maximum of 100 points. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:42 | |
That takes your total up to 100. Richard? | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
Sorry, Alejandra, not commonly found in a church unless it has an infestation of praying mantises. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:51 | |
OK, now then, David P, you are on 11. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:55 | |
You've been thrown a bit of a lifeline there. The high scorers are Alejandra and Paul on 100. | 0:14:55 | 0:15:01 | |
Should you score 88 or less with this answer, you are definitely through to the next round. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:07 | |
I'm going to go safe for me and I'm going to go for "nave". | 0:15:07 | 0:15:11 | |
"Nave", second on the list. Let's see if "nave" is right and if it is, how many people said it. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:17 | |
It's right. You're through. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:21 | |
Very well done - 10. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:27 | |
10 for "nave" takes your total up to 21. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:30 | |
-Richard? -Yeah, the middle aisle of a church. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:33 | |
-St Albans Cathedral is reputed to have the longest nave in Britain. -Thanks very much, Richard. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:39 | |
Matt, you're on 3. The high scorers are Alejandra and Paul on 100. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:43 | |
If you can score 96 or less, you are through to the next round. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:49 | |
Matt, how do you feel? Is this a good category for you? | 0:15:49 | 0:15:53 | |
Not particularly, but there are ones there that I think are right and I'll take the safe option like David. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:59 | |
There's a pointless answer out there. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:02 | |
It'll add 250 quid to the jackpot. | 0:16:02 | 0:16:05 | |
-True, but there may also be another wrong answer. -Yeah. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:09 | |
-I'm going to go for "pulpit". -You'll go for "pulpit". What's the pulpit, Matt? | 0:16:11 | 0:16:16 | |
-I think it's where the minister preaches from. -OK, good luck. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:20 | |
Let's see if "pulpit" is right and if it is, how many people said it. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:25 | |
Very well done. You're through. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:29 | |
-32. -APPLAUSE | 0:16:33 | 0:16:35 | |
It takes your total up to 35. Richard? | 0:16:35 | 0:16:38 | |
-Yeah, the pulpit, a large, raised platform from which the sermon is given. -Now then, David H... | 0:16:38 | 0:16:44 | |
We are looking for things found in a church. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:47 | |
You are on 1. The high scorers are Alejandra and Paul on 100. You're the last person to have this board. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:55 | |
I'm afraid I'm going to try and play safe. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:58 | |
-And I'm going to go for "hymnal". -You're going to go for "hymnal". | 0:16:58 | 0:17:02 | |
There's your red line immediately below the pink line. Below that and you're in the next round. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:08 | |
Let's see if "hymnal" is right and how many people said it - "hymnal". | 0:17:08 | 0:17:12 | |
Well done. You're through. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:14 | |
And down it comes... | 0:17:16 | 0:17:18 | |
Wow! | 0:17:19 | 0:17:20 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:17:20 | 0:17:22 | |
So "hymnal" is a pointless answer and it adds £250 to today's jackpot. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:28 | |
It takes the total up to £3,000. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:31 | |
It scores you nothing and leaves you with a fantastically low total of 1. Richard, "hymnal" is pointless? | 0:17:31 | 0:17:38 | |
Yeah, not bad for playing it safe. I guess people call them hymn books, not hymnals. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:43 | |
Perhaps "hymnal" is too old-fashioned a word, but a very surprising pointless answer. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:48 | |
But a very welcome one. Let's take a look at the rest of the board. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:52 | |
The altar, obviously, is part of a church. That would have scored you 78, a big old score. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:58 | |
The hassock are those small cushions you kneel on. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:01 | |
That would have scored a very low 3. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
And "thestral", do you think that is pointless or incorrect? | 0:18:03 | 0:18:07 | |
-I think that's incorrect. -You're quite right. It is incorrect. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:11 | |
Some winged, skeletal creatures from Harry Potter - Thestrals. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:15 | |
-It sounds like something in a church. -Yes. I hope a few people at home were fooled. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:20 | |
They're now saying, "No, I know it was from Harry Potter. Just my little joke." | 0:18:20 | 0:18:25 | |
-But it does sound like it's from a church. -It does. Thanks, Richard. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:29 | |
At the end of Round 1, our losing pair with the highest score, again, Alejandra and Paul. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:35 | |
You scored a pointless answer, Paul. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:37 | |
You've only answered two questions on this show in your history and both of them have been pointless. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:43 | |
You leave here with an unblemished record, sir. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:46 | |
Statistically, Paul is the greatest contestant we've had on Pointless. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:50 | |
-I'll go out on a high then. -You can't do better than that, can you? | 0:18:50 | 0:18:55 | |
You go down into the concordance of Pointless. You will feature in that, Paul. | 0:18:55 | 0:19:00 | |
And based on that, I'm the worst. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:03 | |
Alejandra, I wasn't going to say that. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:07 | |
-You're playing in your second language. -I was trying to go for pointless ones. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:13 | |
Your instincts were completely correct. Sadly, your answers weren't. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:17 | |
But the pair of you have been brilliant contestants. Thank you so much for playing. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:24 | |
For the remaining three pairs, it's time for Round 2. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:30 | |
Only two pairs can make it through to the head-to-head, so one team will leave us after this round. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:40 | |
Our category for Round 2 this afternoon is... | 0:19:40 | 0:19:44 | |
America. Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first and who's going to go second? | 0:19:45 | 0:19:51 | |
Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:55 | |
OK, so our second round question concerns... | 0:19:55 | 0:19:58 | |
We're about to show you a list of US cities which are state capitals. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:07 | |
We asked 100 people to tell us of which state each city is capital. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:11 | |
-Richard? -We'll show you six cities on each pass. The more obscure the answer, the fewer points scored. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:17 | |
If you give us an incorrect answer, the wrong state, you'll score 100 points. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:22 | |
Thanks very much, Richard. We are looking for the US state that each of these cities is capital of. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:29 | |
And we have got... | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
I'll read those all again. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:40 | |
You are looking for the answer that the fewest of our 100 people knew. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:49 | |
Now, David, David H... | 0:20:49 | 0:20:52 | |
-Mm-hm. -David H... -Yeah. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:56 | |
-Have you been to America? -Yes. | 0:20:56 | 0:20:58 | |
-Have you been to lots of different states in America? -No. | 0:20:58 | 0:21:03 | |
What do you think of that board behind me? | 0:21:03 | 0:21:06 | |
It's a mixture of fear and panic. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:10 | |
I thought you were going to say "fear and loathing" there! | 0:21:10 | 0:21:14 | |
So I will choose Atlanta which I believe is the capital of Georgia. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:20 | |
Atlanta, Georgia. Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people knew that answer. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:26 | |
62. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:32 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:21:32 | 0:21:34 | |
62 for Atlanta, Georgia. Richard? | 0:21:35 | 0:21:38 | |
Yeah, pretty big score. People know their stuff with capital cities, | 0:21:38 | 0:21:43 | |
but yeah, the capital of Georgia in the deep south. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:46 | |
Now then, Andy, there are the US cities. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:49 | |
I need you to tell me the name of the state | 0:21:49 | 0:21:53 | |
of which the most obscure of those you can name is capital. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:58 | |
I'm so tempted to have a punt on one of them, but I'm only about 10% sure I'm right. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:04 | |
Oh, let's be brave. Sacramento, I think, is the capital of New Mexico. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:10 | |
-Sacramento, New Mexico. Matt, what do you think? -I hope so. | 0:22:10 | 0:22:14 | |
Sacramento, New Mexico. Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said Sacramento, New Mexico. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:22 | |
Oh, no, Andy. Oh, no! | 0:22:25 | 0:22:27 | |
Oh, dear. Unfortunately, Sacramento is not the capital of New Mexico | 0:22:27 | 0:22:31 | |
which I'm afraid means you score the maximum of 100 points. Richard? | 0:22:31 | 0:22:37 | |
Yeah. I won't say the answer just in case the other team want to have a go at that question. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:43 | |
OK, David P... | 0:22:43 | 0:22:46 | |
David P, you're the last person to have these state capitals, so take us on a tour through them. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:52 | |
OK, um... | 0:22:52 | 0:22:55 | |
I've got an inkling for most of them, I think. | 0:22:57 | 0:23:00 | |
Boston is in Massachusetts. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:03 | |
That's the only one of those cities I've been to. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:06 | |
Tallahassee, I think, is Florida. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:09 | |
Nashville is Tennessee, Sacramento is California. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:15 | |
And Lincoln, I think, is in Nebraska. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:18 | |
I'm going to go Lincoln, Nebraska. | 0:23:19 | 0:23:22 | |
Lincoln, Nebraska. Let's see if that's right and if it is, let's see how many people knew that answer. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:28 | |
What do you think, James? | 0:23:28 | 0:23:31 | |
I'd have gone Boston. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:33 | |
Let's see if it's right and how many people said Lincoln, Nebraska. Good luck, David. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:38 | |
Well done, it's right. Very good. Lincoln, Nebraska. Down it comes. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:46 | |
That's a fabulous score. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:50 | |
Look at that, David P. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:52 | |
9 points for Lincoln, Nebraska. Richard? | 0:23:53 | 0:23:56 | |
Very well done, David. Not only a correct answer, it's the best answer on the board. | 0:23:56 | 0:24:01 | |
Very well done if you got that at home. Let's look at the rest of the board. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:06 | |
Nashville is the capital of Tennessee. You've taken us through the whole board. That scored 69. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:12 | |
Boston is Massachusetts. It would've scored you 43. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:16 | |
Then Sacramento which is California. It would've scored 27. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:20 | |
And Tallahassee is Florida. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:22 | |
And that would've scored 10 points. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:25 | |
Let's take a look at the scores as they stand. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:28 | |
David P and James, looking very, very strong there - 9 points there. Well done. | 0:24:28 | 0:24:33 | |
Then we go up quite substantially to David and Graham on 62, | 0:24:33 | 0:24:37 | |
and then up to Andy and Matt. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:40 | |
But you did the right thing. You have to take the big risks. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:44 | |
Can the second players take their places at the podium? | 0:24:44 | 0:24:47 | |
OK, we're going to put six more US state capitals on the board and here they come. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:55 | |
Let me say those again. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:04 | |
We want the state of which each of those cities is the capital | 0:25:08 | 0:25:12 | |
and you want the one that the fewest of our 100 people knew. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:15 | |
James... The high scorers are Matt and Andy on 100 points. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:19 | |
You're on 9. Should you score 90 or less, you are through to the head-to-head. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:25 | |
What do you think? | 0:25:25 | 0:25:28 | |
I think Dave should have taken the second round on this one. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:31 | |
I think I know Salt Lake City... | 0:25:32 | 0:25:35 | |
..because my aunt...lives there. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:41 | |
I'm going to say Salt Lake City, the state of Utah. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:46 | |
Salt Lake City, Utah, you are saying. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:49 | |
There is your red line. Below that red line, you are through to the next round. Good luck. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:55 | |
Salt Lake City - is it Utah and how many people said it? | 0:25:55 | 0:25:59 | |
Very well done, James. Quite right. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:01 | |
45 for Salt Lake City and Utah. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:06 | |
It takes your total to 54. You are through to the next round. Richard? | 0:26:06 | 0:26:10 | |
Yes, very good answer. You can relax now for a bit. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:14 | |
It held the Winter Olympics in 2002. It's got a big lake in it. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:18 | |
Now then, Matt, you are the high scorers. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:22 | |
You and Andy are on 100 points. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:25 | |
Your job here is to answer as obscurely as you possibly can. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:29 | |
It's the only way you'll stay in the game. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:32 | |
Sadly, I don't think my knowledge of American geography is good enough for this, but we'll give it a crack. | 0:26:32 | 0:26:38 | |
I'll go for Denver being the capital of Colorado. | 0:26:38 | 0:26:41 | |
Denver, Colorado. Let's see if Denver is Colorado and if it is, let's see how many people said it. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:48 | |
Yes, it's right. How far down can it take you? | 0:26:49 | 0:26:53 | |
59. Oh, dear. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:55 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:26:55 | 0:26:57 | |
That scores you 59. It gives you a total of 159. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:02 | |
-Richard? -They call it the Mile High City because it's built at such an altitude. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:08 | |
Now then, Graham, this is the decider. You're on 62. | 0:27:08 | 0:27:12 | |
Matt and Andy are on 159. | 0:27:12 | 0:27:15 | |
Should you score 96 or less, you are in the head-to-head. | 0:27:15 | 0:27:19 | |
What's that board saying to you, Graham? Talk us through it. | 0:27:19 | 0:27:22 | |
I think I know most of them, but it's whether I want to take a gamble and try and get a pointless one. | 0:27:22 | 0:27:28 | |
I think Columbus, Ohio, Austin, Texas. | 0:27:28 | 0:27:31 | |
Albany, I'm not too sure of. | 0:27:31 | 0:27:33 | |
Hartford, I think, is Connecticut. | 0:27:33 | 0:27:36 | |
It's probably the pointless answer, but I'm scared. I'll go Austin, Texas. | 0:27:36 | 0:27:41 | |
-Austin, Texas? -Yeah. | 0:27:41 | 0:27:44 | |
Austin, Texas. Here's your red line. If you get below that red line, you are through to the next round. | 0:27:44 | 0:27:51 | |
Let's see if Austin, Texas is right and if it is, how many people said it. | 0:27:51 | 0:27:56 | |
Yes, it's right and you are through. Very well done, Graham. | 0:27:56 | 0:28:00 | |
66, that scores you. It takes your total up to 128. Richard? | 0:28:00 | 0:28:05 | |
Well played, Graham. Let's look at the board. You were right about a couple of the others. | 0:28:05 | 0:28:11 | |
Columbus is Ohio. That would've scored you 28 points. | 0:28:11 | 0:28:14 | |
Hartford is Connecticut. That would've scored 19. | 0:28:14 | 0:28:18 | |
And the best answer on the board is Albany, the capital of New York. | 0:28:18 | 0:28:22 | |
That would have scored you 14 points. | 0:28:22 | 0:28:25 | |
Thanks very much, Richard. So at the end of Round 2, the losing pair with the highest score is Matt and Andy. | 0:28:25 | 0:28:32 | |
What have you learnt from your brief spell on your first Pointless? | 0:28:32 | 0:28:36 | |
-Any tactics you can bring to bear next time? -I knew every single one of the capitals on the second board. | 0:28:36 | 0:28:42 | |
-It's a question of who'd gone first and who'd gone second. -It's pot luck. -It is indeed pot luck. | 0:28:42 | 0:28:48 | |
Anyway, we will see you again next time. | 0:28:48 | 0:28:51 | |
-Thanks very much for playing. You've been great contestants. -APPLAUSE | 0:28:51 | 0:28:56 | |
But for the remaining two pairs, things get even more exciting now as we enter the head-to-head. | 0:28:57 | 0:29:03 | |
David and James, Graham and David, you've made it to the head-to-head. | 0:29:08 | 0:29:12 | |
Only one pair can make it through to today's final and play for the jackpot which stands at £3,000. | 0:29:12 | 0:29:19 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:29:19 | 0:29:21 | |
You're going to go head to head on the best of three questions. | 0:29:21 | 0:29:25 | |
For each question, each pair needs to give me just one answer. You are now allowed to confer. | 0:29:25 | 0:29:31 | |
Come up with an answer that scores less than the other pair and you will win that question. | 0:29:31 | 0:29:36 | |
The first pair to get the best of three will be playing for today's jackpot. Let's play Pointless. | 0:29:36 | 0:29:43 | |
OK, here is your first question. | 0:29:45 | 0:29:48 | |
We gave 100 people 100 seconds | 0:29:48 | 0:29:51 | |
to name as many colours of the Olympic rings as they could. | 0:29:51 | 0:29:56 | |
-Richard? -Yeah, we're looking for any of the colours of the five rings on the Olympic flag | 0:29:56 | 0:30:01 | |
and there are five answers. | 0:30:01 | 0:30:04 | |
Thanks, Richard. David and James, cos you've played best throughout the show, you get to go first. | 0:30:04 | 0:30:11 | |
So let me know which one you want to go for. | 0:30:11 | 0:30:14 | |
WHISPERING | 0:30:14 | 0:30:16 | |
OK, we have an answer? | 0:30:16 | 0:30:19 | |
-I think so. We've decided to go for black. -You're going to go for black. | 0:30:19 | 0:30:24 | |
OK, Graham and David H, | 0:30:24 | 0:30:26 | |
black has gone. | 0:30:26 | 0:30:29 | |
-Gold? -Green's definitely in there. -We'll go green. -You'll go green. | 0:30:29 | 0:30:34 | |
We have black, we have green. | 0:30:34 | 0:30:36 | |
David and James have said "black". | 0:30:36 | 0:30:38 | |
Let's see how many people said "black". | 0:30:38 | 0:30:41 | |
It's right, obviously. | 0:30:43 | 0:30:46 | |
Down it goes. 51. | 0:30:47 | 0:30:49 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:30:49 | 0:30:52 | |
Graham and David have gone for green. Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said it. | 0:30:52 | 0:30:58 | |
Oh! | 0:31:02 | 0:31:04 | |
Wow! A very high score there for green. | 0:31:04 | 0:31:07 | |
After our first question, David P and James are ahead 1-0. Richard? | 0:31:07 | 0:31:11 | |
Yeah, black was the killer answer. Those five colours with white, which is the background, | 0:31:11 | 0:31:17 | |
the idea was that every flag of the world was represented. | 0:31:17 | 0:31:21 | |
There wasn't a flag which didn't have one of those colours. | 0:31:21 | 0:31:24 | |
Let's take a look at all of them. | 0:31:24 | 0:31:26 | |
Black far and away the best answer with 51, then yellow 84, | 0:31:26 | 0:31:30 | |
green 90, blue 96 | 0:31:30 | 0:31:32 | |
and red 98. | 0:31:32 | 0:31:34 | |
Thanks very much, Richard. Here is your second question. | 0:31:34 | 0:31:38 | |
Graham and David, you have to win this question to stay in the game. | 0:31:38 | 0:31:43 | |
We gave 100 people 100 seconds | 0:31:43 | 0:31:46 | |
to name as many Oasis albums as they could. | 0:31:46 | 0:31:49 | |
Richard? | 0:31:49 | 0:31:51 | |
We're looking for any studio album released by Oasis prior to the start of 2011. | 0:31:51 | 0:31:56 | |
Greatest Hits albums and live albums don't count. There are eight albums on the list. | 0:31:56 | 0:32:02 | |
OK, now, Graham and David H, you get to go first this time. | 0:32:02 | 0:32:06 | |
I think you've deferred to me on this one. I've gone blank. | 0:32:07 | 0:32:11 | |
It's not going to be pointless, but I'll have to go for (What's The Story) Morning Glory? | 0:32:14 | 0:32:19 | |
(What's The Story) Morning Glory? OK. | 0:32:19 | 0:32:21 | |
I think that's going to be quite high, possibly the highest, so I don't think we should gamble. | 0:32:21 | 0:32:27 | |
-I think we should go for a middle-of-the-road one. -Right. | 0:32:27 | 0:32:31 | |
So what options have you got? | 0:32:31 | 0:32:33 | |
Um... | 0:32:33 | 0:32:34 | |
-Heathen Chemistry, I think is one. -Is that definitely an album? -Yeah. | 0:32:34 | 0:32:39 | |
-And Standing On The Shoulder Of Giants. -I'd go for that one. | 0:32:39 | 0:32:43 | |
We'll go for Standing On The Shoulder Of Giants. | 0:32:43 | 0:32:47 | |
We have (What's The Story) Morning Glory from Graham and David H. | 0:32:47 | 0:32:51 | |
Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said it. | 0:32:51 | 0:32:54 | |
Oh, 23. | 0:33:00 | 0:33:02 | |
23. That's a lower score than I was anticipating for that. (What's The Story) Morning Glory, only 23. | 0:33:03 | 0:33:10 | |
David and James, you have to get below 23 with Standing On The Shoulder Of Giants. Can you do that? | 0:33:10 | 0:33:16 | |
-That's a low score. -It's going to be tough to beat. -If you can, you are through to the final. | 0:33:16 | 0:33:22 | |
Let's see, Standing On The Shoulder Of Giants, is it right and if it is, how many people said it? | 0:33:22 | 0:33:28 | |
It's right. | 0:33:28 | 0:33:30 | |
Very well done. You are through to the final. | 0:33:33 | 0:33:37 | |
9 beats 23. | 0:33:38 | 0:33:41 | |
After two questions, David P and James are through to the final 2-0. Richard? | 0:33:41 | 0:33:46 | |
Well played, David and James. | 0:33:46 | 0:33:48 | |
Five answers beat Standing On The Shoulder Of Giants, one of which was Heathen Chemistry. | 0:33:48 | 0:33:54 | |
Let's take a look at all of them. Right at the bottom, the most recent one - Dig Out Your Soul. | 0:33:54 | 0:34:00 | |
It was the tour for that when Noel Gallagher quit. | 0:34:00 | 0:34:03 | |
The Masterplan on 2, a collection of B-sides, Heathen Chemistry and Don't Believe The Truth on 5, | 0:34:03 | 0:34:08 | |
Be Here Now scores 8, Standing On The Shoulder Of Giants would have scored you 9, | 0:34:08 | 0:34:14 | |
Definitely Maybe at 20 and (What's The Story) Morning Glory was top of the pile on 23. | 0:34:14 | 0:34:19 | |
Thanks, Richard. So the losing pair at the end of the head-to-head is Graham and David H. | 0:34:19 | 0:34:25 | |
Bad luck. You played incredibly well throughout the show. | 0:34:25 | 0:34:29 | |
And rather ill-served by the order in which you were placed. | 0:34:29 | 0:34:33 | |
I think you had black probably, didn't you, for the Olympic rings. | 0:34:33 | 0:34:37 | |
-I've got Heathen Chemistry at home as well, but I forgot the title. -Oh, dear. | 0:34:37 | 0:34:42 | |
You've played fulsomely in this game. We have to say goodbye to you, but we will see you again next time. | 0:34:42 | 0:34:48 | |
-Thanks very much for playing. -APPLAUSE | 0:34:48 | 0:34:52 | |
But for David and James, it's time for our Pointless final and the chance to win our jackpot of £3,000. | 0:34:53 | 0:35:00 | |
Congratulations, David and James. You've fought off the competition | 0:35:06 | 0:35:10 | |
and won our coveted Pointless trophy, so well done. | 0:35:10 | 0:35:13 | |
You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot. At the end of today's show, it stands at £3,000. | 0:35:21 | 0:35:28 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:35:28 | 0:35:30 | |
Now, the rules are very simple. | 0:35:30 | 0:35:33 | |
To win that money, all you have to do is find a pointless answer. | 0:35:33 | 0:35:38 | |
We've had two pointless answers on the show. Find one more now and you win that money. | 0:35:38 | 0:35:44 | |
Firstly, you've got to choose a category from these three options. | 0:35:44 | 0:35:48 | |
-What do you think? -We're not very good on geography as we've demonstrated. | 0:35:54 | 0:35:59 | |
Fashion... I think we've answered that one. | 0:35:59 | 0:36:02 | |
-It's going to be Fashion(!) -We've answered that. | 0:36:02 | 0:36:05 | |
Let's go for Comic Actors. | 0:36:05 | 0:36:07 | |
Comic Actors. | 0:36:07 | 0:36:09 | |
Let's find out what the question is. Good luck. | 0:36:09 | 0:36:12 | |
We gave 100 people 100 seconds | 0:36:12 | 0:36:15 | |
to name as many Steve Martin films as they could. | 0:36:15 | 0:36:18 | |
-Richard? -We're looking for any feature film for which Steve Martin has received an acting credit, | 0:36:18 | 0:36:24 | |
including as a voice artist, up to the start of 2011. | 0:36:24 | 0:36:27 | |
TV films, short films and documentaries don't count. | 0:36:27 | 0:36:31 | |
Any Steve Martin film. | 0:36:31 | 0:36:34 | |
OK, you now have up to one minute to come up with three answers. | 0:36:34 | 0:36:38 | |
All you need to win that £3,000 jackpot is for just one answer to be pointless. | 0:36:38 | 0:36:43 | |
Your 60 seconds start now. | 0:36:43 | 0:36:46 | |
-Man With Two Brains? -Yeah, I think that'll be there. So will The Jerk. | 0:36:46 | 0:36:50 | |
-Do you know any of the ones he's done a voiceover for? -No, I don't. | 0:36:50 | 0:36:54 | |
-What's the one where he turns into a woman? -All Of Me. -That's not too bad. | 0:36:54 | 0:36:58 | |
-LA Story. -LA Story, yeah. | 0:36:58 | 0:37:01 | |
Then you've got... | 0:37:01 | 0:37:04 | |
Three Amigos. | 0:37:05 | 0:37:07 | |
That could be a good one. | 0:37:07 | 0:37:09 | |
Things when maybe he's not been the lead. Any cameos? | 0:37:09 | 0:37:13 | |
-I don't know. Parenthood. He was in Parenthood. -Yeah. -He was in... | 0:37:13 | 0:37:18 | |
What else was he in, his mid-'80s stuff? | 0:37:18 | 0:37:21 | |
-What about the '70s stuff, the late stuff no-one watches? -Cheaper By The Dozen? | 0:37:21 | 0:37:26 | |
-Cheaper By The Dozen 2? -Cheaper By The Dozen 2. | 0:37:26 | 0:37:29 | |
Fantastic. Cheaper By The Dozen 2. | 0:37:29 | 0:37:32 | |
He did that re-make of The Pink Panther, Inspector Clouseau. | 0:37:32 | 0:37:36 | |
That'll be a good one. Yeah, we could go for that. | 0:37:36 | 0:37:40 | |
Five seconds left. | 0:37:40 | 0:37:42 | |
-Anything he's done a voiceover for? -I can't think of anything. | 0:37:42 | 0:37:46 | |
That's your minute up. We were looking for Steve Martin films. I need three answers. | 0:37:46 | 0:37:51 | |
OK, so we'll have Cheaper By The Dozen 2. | 0:37:51 | 0:37:55 | |
-All Of Me? -Is that the one where he changes? -Yeah, he gets taken over by the woman. -All Of Me. -All Of Me. | 0:37:55 | 0:38:01 | |
-And...? -The Pink Panther. | 0:38:01 | 0:38:04 | |
Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer? | 0:38:04 | 0:38:08 | |
-Cheaper By The Dozen 2. -Cheaper By The Dozen 2. -Let's put that... | 0:38:08 | 0:38:12 | |
-Have you seen it? -I have, yeah. I have seen worse films, but I've also seen better. | 0:38:12 | 0:38:18 | |
Very diplomatic. OK, Cheaper By The Dozen 2 we will put last. | 0:38:18 | 0:38:23 | |
-Yeah. -Which is your least likely punt at a pointless answer? | 0:38:23 | 0:38:27 | |
-Pink Panther. -OK, let's put them up on the board in that order. | 0:38:27 | 0:38:32 | |
Here they are. | 0:38:32 | 0:38:34 | |
OK, well, this was your least confident answer, your first answer - The Pink Panther. | 0:38:39 | 0:38:45 | |
You only have to find one pointless answer to win the £3,000 jackpot. | 0:38:45 | 0:38:49 | |
Let's see if The Pink Panther is a correct answer and if it is, how many people said it. | 0:38:49 | 0:38:55 | |
-Maybe that will be pointless. Who knows? -OK. -£3,000 riding on it. The Pink Panther... | 0:38:55 | 0:39:00 | |
Well, it's right. | 0:39:01 | 0:39:03 | |
This would have to go all the way down to zero | 0:39:03 | 0:39:06 | |
if you're going to leave here with £3,000 on this answer. | 0:39:06 | 0:39:11 | |
Down it goes into single figures... | 0:39:11 | 0:39:13 | |
-Only just. -APPLAUSE | 0:39:13 | 0:39:16 | |
Well, in this regard at least, that is not a pointless film. | 0:39:18 | 0:39:22 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:39:22 | 0:39:25 | |
So therefore, you only have two shots left at the Pointless jackpot. | 0:39:25 | 0:39:29 | |
We are looking for Steve Martin films. | 0:39:29 | 0:39:32 | |
What would you do with £3,000? | 0:39:32 | 0:39:34 | |
I'm in the process of renovating my house | 0:39:34 | 0:39:38 | |
and there are certain essential items I need such as...a bed. | 0:39:38 | 0:39:42 | |
I'd, um... Me and my wife had a little boy a couple of years ago. | 0:39:42 | 0:39:47 | |
He's 19 months, so we're quite tired. | 0:39:47 | 0:39:51 | |
-I bet you are! -So it would be really nice to have a nice... Well, a bed! | 0:39:51 | 0:39:55 | |
-Or a nice holiday. -A nice holiday? -Yeah. -That would be perfect. | 0:39:55 | 0:40:00 | |
-Do some child care in a different climate. -Yeah, everything's better when the sun's shining. | 0:40:00 | 0:40:05 | |
-Try not sleeping somewhere where it's a bit warmer. -Yeah. -Excellent. | 0:40:05 | 0:40:10 | |
Let's hope nobody said your next answer. | 0:40:10 | 0:40:13 | |
Your next answer is All Of Me. This has to be pointless for you to win that jackpot. | 0:40:13 | 0:40:18 | |
£3,000. Let's see if All Of Me is a correct answer and if it is, let's see how many people said it. | 0:40:18 | 0:40:24 | |
It's right. | 0:40:26 | 0:40:28 | |
It's right. The Pink Panther went down to 9. | 0:40:28 | 0:40:31 | |
This, you thought you had a bit more faith in. | 0:40:31 | 0:40:34 | |
Let's see how it does, down to the teens, down to single figures, | 0:40:34 | 0:40:38 | |
all the way down to 1! | 0:40:38 | 0:40:40 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:40:40 | 0:40:42 | |
I tell you what - that went in the right direction, though. You went from 9 to 1. | 0:40:44 | 0:40:49 | |
-Yeah. -If you can keep that trajectory up... | 0:40:49 | 0:40:52 | |
Cheaper By The Dozen 2, you see, it's a brilliant answer, a sequel. | 0:40:54 | 0:40:58 | |
OK, you only have one more chance to win today's jackpot and it all rests on Cheaper By The Dozen 2. | 0:40:58 | 0:41:04 | |
Cheaper By The Dozen 2. | 0:41:04 | 0:41:06 | |
-Who'd have ever thought that that was the film between you and £3,000? -I know. | 0:41:06 | 0:41:12 | |
-This was the answer you had the most faith in. -I know. | 0:41:12 | 0:41:16 | |
-But All Of Me did well there. -Yeah. -OK, let's see. | 0:41:16 | 0:41:19 | |
Cheaper By The Dozen 2 has to be right and it has to be pointless. Let's see if it is. | 0:41:19 | 0:41:24 | |
It's right. | 0:41:29 | 0:41:31 | |
So now, we've come from 9 down to 1. | 0:41:31 | 0:41:35 | |
Surely, this goes down to pointless | 0:41:35 | 0:41:37 | |
and if it does, you leave here with 3,000... | 0:41:37 | 0:41:41 | |
Aw! APPLAUSE | 0:41:41 | 0:41:44 | |
Unfortunately, you didn't manage to find that crucial pointless answer, | 0:41:47 | 0:41:51 | |
so you don't win today's jackpot of £3,000. Very disappointing indeed. | 0:41:51 | 0:41:55 | |
It rolls over to the next show, but you have been fantastic contestants | 0:41:55 | 0:42:00 | |
-and you do take home our Pointless trophy. -Thank you. -A silver lining. | 0:42:00 | 0:42:04 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:42:04 | 0:42:06 | |
-Richard? -Yeah, Cheaper By The Dozen 2 was a proper Hollywood-sized hit. | 0:42:06 | 0:42:11 | |
Father Of The Bride Part II got 10 points as well. | 0:42:11 | 0:42:15 | |
-You said LA Story at one point during your summation. -No... | 0:42:15 | 0:42:19 | |
If you'd said LA Story then, | 0:42:19 | 0:42:21 | |
you'd have got 1 point, so that's sort of a relief. | 0:42:21 | 0:42:25 | |
-Yes. -Let's take a look at some of the pointless answers. | 0:42:25 | 0:42:28 | |
The Prince Of Egypt, that's an animation with a voiceover too. | 0:42:29 | 0:42:34 | |
The Out-Of-Towners with Goldie Hawn. | 0:42:34 | 0:42:36 | |
Looney Tunes: Back In Action was one of those semi-animated movies. | 0:42:36 | 0:42:40 | |
Novocaine, The Spanish Prisoner - the David Mamet film about a big con, | 0:42:40 | 0:42:45 | |
The Muppet Movie he was in, that's pointless. | 0:42:45 | 0:42:48 | |
Movers & Shakers, pointless, Grand Canyon and A Simple Twist Of Fate. Well done if you said those at home. | 0:42:48 | 0:42:56 | |
We do have to say goodbye to you, David and James. Thank you so much for playing. Brilliant contestants. | 0:42:56 | 0:43:02 | |
-Thank you. -Thank you. -APPLAUSE | 0:43:02 | 0:43:05 | |
So nobody has won our jackpot today which means it rolls over on to the next show | 0:43:06 | 0:43:12 | |
when we will be playing for £4,000. | 0:43:12 | 0:43:14 | |
-Join us then to see if someone can win it. It's goodbye from Richard. -Goodbye. -And goodbye from me. | 0:43:17 | 0:43:23 | |
Subtitles by Subtext for Red Bee Media Ltd 2011 | 0:43:42 | 0:43:46 | |
Email [email protected] | 0:43:46 | 0:43:49 |