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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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Thank you! Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong. Welcome to Pointless,

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the show where the lowest scorers are the biggest winners. Let's meet the players.

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Welcome back, Jonathan and Alison. You're our first pair on the show.

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You were our first pair last time. Everyone gets two chances to reach the final. Remind us how you did.

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Not very well.

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-We went out on the first question.

-You did. Sea creatures.

-Yes.

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I thought Andrina was a sea creature, but it's a character in The Little Mermaid!

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-Mmm.

-It's annoying, because our daughter, who's seven is starting to watch Disney films!

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"Our daughter, Andrina..."

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She loves that!

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-The Little Mermaid is the next one to watch!

-Oh, dear.

-We should have watched it before we came!

-Yes!

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-So, then, sea creatures didn't treat you very well.

-It didn't.

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-No.

-No.

-No.

-What are you hoping will come up this afternoon?

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Literature. Food.

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-Literature.

-Classic TV for Jonathan.

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Classic TV. Anything you'd like not to come up, Jonathan?

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Anything to do with celebrity culture. It's a complete closed book to me!

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-OK. Best of luck. Hope we see you for much longer than last time.

-Thank you.

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Next, Rich and Daniel. How do you know each other?

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-We're both members of the same amateur dramatics company.

-Are you? Whereabouts is that?

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-Felixstowe, Suffolk.

-Are you working on anything at the moment?

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I'm on the committee, but not in the up-and-coming show they're doing.

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-They're doing The Wizard Of Oz.

-You're not doing that, Rich?

-No.

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-Surely if you're on the committee, you'd have pick of the parts!

-I have enough to do on the production end,

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-rather than start singing and dancing.

-Right.

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-Daniel, what was the last thing you did?

-I was in panto last.

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About a year ago. I was one of the ugly sisters!

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-Can you see the resemblance?

-No.

-Good.

-A sister, but not an ugly sister!

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-I was the nicer-looking one, of course.

-Hang on,

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-you're gesturing like Rich was the other one. Was he?

-No.

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What would you hope comes up today, Daniel?

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Anything to do with geography, or science, which I'm studying at university.

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I have a strange fascination with lists.

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Things like capital cities, rivers, anything like that would be good.

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Sounds like you're perfectly suited for this show. Best of luck. Great to have you here.

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Next, we welcome Simon and Morgan. How do you know each other?

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-We're father and son from Sidcup in Kent.

-Very good. Morgan,

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-what do you do?

-I'm studying A levels at college.

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-What A levels are you taking?

-Maths, Chemistry and Biology.

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-Very good. So the scientific end of the spectrum is covered.

-Yes.

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Simon, what do you hope comes up this afternoon?

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-Science and sport, really.

-Very good. A science crossover there.

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-Well, I'm an IT graduate.

-Very good. Great to have you here. Best of luck.

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Thank you.

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Finally, Gill and Gee. How do you know each other?

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Gee is my personal trainer.

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-Very impressive. I'm not sure we've had a trainer/trainee.

-That's a first.

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-And you're still friends?

-Surprisingly enough. She puts me through it!

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Does she really? I bet she does.

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I'm having my revenge by bringing her on here!

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Really. I see. When you're not training Gill, Gee,

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what do you like to do?

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I'm a bit of a computer person. I like designing things.

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I'm developing the designing side into mugs, t-shirts,

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-and I'm designing clocks at the moment.

-Clocks.

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Fantastic. We'll find out more about all of you during the show.

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Only one person left to introduce.

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If obscurity were a sport, he'd be top of the Premiership.

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-He's my Pointless friend, Richard.

-Hiya.

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-How are you? Are you well?

-I am well, yes. How are you?

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Not bad at all. Only one returning pair today, Jonathan and Alison,

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-who were knocked out last time.

-Yes.

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So a very open field. They'll be hoping to prove themselves.

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The first question today is something some people at home will be amazing at.

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There's a certain type of person who'll see the first question and ace the whole thing.

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-Whether any of those people are amongst our pairs, I don't know.

-OK.

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We put all our questions to 100 people before the show,

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but we're after the obscure answers they didn't get.

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What everyone is trying to do is find a pointless answer that none of our 100 people gave.

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When that happens, we'll add £250 to the jackpot.

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Nobody won the jackpot last time, so we add another £1,000 to that.

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So today's jackpot starts off at £6,000.

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Right, let's play Pointless!

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In the first round, each of you must give me one answer.

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You cannot confer with your partner.

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The team with the highest score at the end of the round

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will be eliminated.

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Our first category this afternoon is...

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Skills.

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Decide who's going to go first and who'll go second.

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Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

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Let's see what the question is.

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We gave 100 people 100 seconds

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to name as many types of knot as they could.

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As many types of knot. Richard?

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The correct answers will be types of functional or decorative knot.

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OK.

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Jonathan and Alison, you all drew lots earlier and today you get to go first.

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In this round, we'll give you a choice of seven possible answers in each pass.

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Your first set of seven answers reads like this...

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Let me read those again.

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There is at least one pointless answer on that board

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and at least one incorrect answer.

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An incorrect answer scores the maximum of 100 points.

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Alison, for some reason, I think you might be quite good at this.

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-I don't know why!

-Because you live on the Isle of Wight.

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So I assume you're nautical, and nautical people know their knots!

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Unfortunately, I don't have a boat. I'm a rubbish sailor. I get seasick!

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OK.

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OK, I'll make a decision.

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I'm going to have the half hitch.

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The half hitch. There it is.

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One, two, three down.

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Let's see if it's right and, if so, how many people said half hitch.

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It's right.

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Very good. Very good score, Alison.

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10 points for the half hitch.

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Richard?

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Well played. Good answer.

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The half hitch is normally used as a basis for other knots but can be used by itself

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-for very light loads.

-Good.

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Rich.

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-Types of knot.

-It's a hard one to follow!

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-Yeah.

-I'm going to go with...

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I'm going to play safe and go with sealed knot.

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A sealed knot.

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-Yes.

-OK.

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That's safe? You know that to be...

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-I'm almost 100% sure.

-You've heard of the sealed knot?

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I've heard of seals!

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OK. Let's see if that's a correct answer and, if so, how many people said sealed knot.

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I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer,

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so you score a maximum of 100 points. Sorry.

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-If that's you playing safe, Rich, I'd love to see you playing dangerously!

-More to come!

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Sealed Knot is the name of a society that re-enacts Civil War battles.

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They're the Sealed Knot.

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Simon, types of knot.

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I'm not very good at knots at all.

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I recognise four or five up there.

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I'm tempted to go for a dodgy one, but I'll play it safe

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with the sheep shank.

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-A sheep shank.

-Yep.

-That is safe in your...

-I believe so.

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Let's see if it's right and, if so, how many people said it. Sheep shank.

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Sounds good.

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It's right.

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Very well done indeed. 15.

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15 points for sheep shank.

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Well played, Simon. It's usually used to shorten the length of a rope.

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OK. Thank you. Now, then, Gee.

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Nobody has yet found the pointless. There might be more than one pointless answer on that board.

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Corned beef knot. You've got to wonder why it's there.

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It's a strange knot if it's not a knot.

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Half hitch is a knot, so it makes me think snuggle hitch is.

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Reef knot is definitely one. I don't think noose is,

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because probably the knot is something that's on... The noose is the noose and the knot is the knot.

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I'll play safe and go for reef knot.

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OK, you're going to go for reef knot.

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There it is.

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Let's see if it's right and, if so, how many people said reef knot.

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-It's not bad.

-OK.

-It's not bad. A lot better than 100.

-It's not good.

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Reef knot, Richard.

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Biggest answer on the board but a correct answer.

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The name comes from when you used to tie up sails, referred to as reefing sails.

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A knot to tie up sails. Let's see the rest of the board and see which one is not a knot.

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The noose is a knot, actually. Used by hangmen and also in a lasso.

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That scored 11. And of the other two, Alexander,

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pointless or incorrect?

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I completely agree with Gee.

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Corned beef knot must be pointless.

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It is pointless, corned beef knot.

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They used to tie up joints of corned beef before they cooked it.

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It's a pointless answer. Well done if you got it at home.

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And snuggle hitch.

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That's probably a knot.

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It is a knot. Snuggle hitch is another pointless answer.

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Only recently created. It was discovered in 1987

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and invented by a man called Owen Nuttall of Yorkshire.

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Very good. We're halfway through the round. Let's look at the scores.

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Alison - 10! Great score.

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Up then 5 points to Simon and Morgan on 15. Very good indeed.

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Up quite substantially to Gill and Gee on 57.

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As it turns out, not a bad score really.

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It was the highest on the board,

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but that's without the 100 there from Rich and Daniel.

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Daniel, you need to find a pointless answer in the next pass

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and hope that somebody else scores high.

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That's the only way to make it through to the next round.

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Can the next players take their places at the podium?

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OK, seven more answers on the board. We're looking for types of knot.

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Here we go. We have got...

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Let me read those again.

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I can tell you that at least one of those answers is pointless and at least one is incorrect.

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So avoid those incorrect ones.

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Gill, what's the new board looking like to you?

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Well, I was a Guide, and although I was useless at them,

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I had to learn quite a bit about knots.

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I'm going to go for bowline.

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Bowline.

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Very good indeed.

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Bowline. You are on 57. The high scorers are Daniel and Rich on 100.

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If you can score 42 or less with this answer, you're in the next round.

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There's your red line. Bowline.

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Let's see if it's right and, if so, how many people said bowline.

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Well done, Gill, you're through!

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28 for bowline.

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Takes your total up to 85.

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They call it the king of knots, the bowline. Incredibly strong.

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The king of knots. The bowline.

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Rabbit comes out the hole, round the tree, back into the hole.

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Yeah, but we're just doing a quiz.

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LAUGHTER

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No, you're right. That's how one would tie one.

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-Indeed.

-Familiar to sailors everywhere. Bowlines.

-Absolutely.

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Morgan, you are on 15.

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Our high scorers are Daniel and Rich on 100.

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There is a pointless answer on that board.

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I think you're the man to pick it out.

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My mum's a Guider, so she does lots of knots.

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So I should be good. But with the 100, I'm going to have to say figure of eight.

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The figure of eight knot.

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OK, you have to score 84 or less. There's your red line.

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If you come below that red line, you're through to the next round.

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Is it right and, if so, how many people said figure of eight.

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It's right. You're through.

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Wow!

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Very, very impressive score, Morgan. That takes your total to 18.

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-Richard?

-Well played, Morgan. Good answer. Your mother will be happy!

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It's used to take the strain in sailing and rock climbing. Attaching ropes to harnesses.

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The figure of eight.

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OK. Thank you very much.

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Now...

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-Daniel?

-Well, it's time to take a little bit of a punt.

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Let's go with monkey's fist.

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Monkey's fist.

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It's a punt. There it is.

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Let's hope that is a correct answer.

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And if it is, let's see how many people said monkey's fist.

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Well done, Daniel, it's right.

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Very good. I hope this goes a long way down.

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Let's see... Yes!

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Very well done indeed!

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That's a pointless answer. It adds £250 to the jackpot,

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taking the total up to £6,250.

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Most importantly, it scores nothing, leaving your total at 100.

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-Well done. Richard?

-Good answer, Daniel. Good risk to take.

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A knot that's used to add weight to the end of a rope before you throw it.

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Now, then. Jonathan.

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The high scorers are still Daniel and Rich on 100 points.

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You're on 10 points. If you score 89 or less with your answer,

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you are through to the next round.

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I'm sure granny knot and clove hitch are knots.

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Shackelford sounds interesting.

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But I think we can afford to be cautious, so I'll go clove hitch.

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Clove hitch. If clove hitch gets you below that red line, it's nice and high,

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you are through to the next round.

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Let's see if it's right and, if so, how many people said it.

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Well done, and you're through!

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Very good.

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Very well done. Clove hitch scores 9, taking your total to 19.

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-Richard?

-Well played, Jonathan. You've learned well.

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A clove hitch is essentially two half hitches. A clove hitch.

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What else is on the board?

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Yes, granny knot was also a correct answer.

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Would have scored 35 points. Were you tempted with Shackelford?

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I was wondering if it was confusing with Shackleton, as in the explorer.

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That's why I was cautious.

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It was Ted Shackelford who played Gary Ewing in Knots Landing!

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So very lucky you avoided it!

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And Skibo, Skibo Castle where many people tie the knot!

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Including Madonna and Guy Ritchie.

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Thanks, Richard. At the end of Round One, the losing pair with the highest score

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is Rich and Daniel. Bad luck. What have you learnt

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-from your short spell on...?

-Not to go first!

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"Not to go first"! A good strategy to bring back next time! Anyway,

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we look forward to seeing you next time.

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You've been fantastic contestants. Thank you.

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For the remaining three pairs, it's time for Round Two.

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Only two pairs can make it through to the head-to-head.

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So one team will be leaving at the end of this round.

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Our category for Round Two this afternoon is...

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Soap Families.

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Can you decide in your pairs who's going first and who's going second?

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Please step up to the podium.

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Our second round question concerns...

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EastEnders characters and their surnames.

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In this round, we'll show you a list of pairs of EastEnders characters past and present.

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We asked 100 people to tell us which surname is or has been shared by each pair.

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Richard?

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Six pairs of Christian names on each pass. Give us a surname.

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The more obscure ones score fewer points.

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An incorrect surname scores 100 points.

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There are 12 in all across the two passes.

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The surname that is or has been shared by each of these pairs of EastEnders characters.

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Here we go. We have got...

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I'll read those one more time.

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As always on Pointless, we're looking for the answer the fewest of our 100 people knew.

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Jonathan, are you or are you not an EastEnders viewer?

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I think I saw it once in 1985!

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Right, OK.

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I recognise one pair. I think it's the absolute obvious answer.

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It'll probably score 100 anyway.

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Phil and Grant Mitchell.

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-Phil and Grant Mitchell.

-I've no idea who any of the others are.

-OK.

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Phil and Grant Mitchell. Let's see if it's right and, if so, how many people knew that.

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Phil and Grant Mitchell.

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72.

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It's not a terrible score.

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And remember, you've taken probably the obvious lifeline answer off the board.

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Richard?

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Yes, the Mitchell brothers, played by Ross Kemp and Steve McFadden.

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Thanks, Richard. Now, Morgan.

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There are the pairs of characters. You have to supply a surname.

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I definitely knew the top one, Mitchell.

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That was pretty much it.

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I think I know Ricky and Janine.

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-I'm hoping it's Fowler, but I'm not 100%.

-Ricky and Janine, you're saying Fowler.

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You hope Fowler.

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Ricky and Janine Fowler. Let's see if it's right and, if so, how many people said Fowler.

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Morgan, I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer,

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so you've scored the maximum of 100 points.

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But I have a feeling it may not be the last 100 points we see

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on this round.

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-Richard?

-Sorry, Morgan.

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Ricky Fowler is an American golfer, but I won't give you the right answer, in case Gill wants a go.

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Thanks, Richard. Now, Gill?

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-Do you watch EastEnders?

-Not at all!

-Right.

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It's going to be one of those great high-scoring rounds!

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I'm going to have a stab at Ricky and Janine...Mason.

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Ricky and Janine Mason.

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Let's see if it's right and, if so, how many people knew that answer.

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No. Bad luck.

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That also is an incorrect answer, so you also score 100 points.

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-Richard?

-A category you either know or you don't.

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I suspect plenty of people at home will have got all six

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and other people only got the top one.

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Ricky and Janine Butcher scored 51.

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Robbie and Carol Jackson scored 24.

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Stacey and Zoe is Slater.

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That would have scored you 39.

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Chelsea and Libby is Fox.

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That scored 10.

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And Mickey and Darren are the Millers, for 6 points.

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Very well done if you said Mickey and Darren Miller.

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OK, thanks, Richard.

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We're halfway through the round. Let's see the scores.

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Jonathan and Alison. Looking very strong there!

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On 72. Then we go up a bit from you

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and we come to Morgan and Simon and Gill and Gee

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on 100 points each.

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Can the second players take their places at the podium?

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OK. Six more EastEnders pairs on the board. Here they are.

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We have got...

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Let me read those one more time.

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We are looking for the surname which is or has been shared by each pair.

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You are trying to find the one that the fewest of our 100 people knew.

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-Gee, I think you'll be good at this.

-Well...

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But I think they're all well-known.

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-But I'll go for Alfie and Spencer Moon.

-Alfie and Spencer Moon.

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-Yeah.

-OK. You are the joint high scorers on 100 points.

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You hope to score as few points as possible.

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-You've gone for Alfie and Spencer Moon.

-Yeah.

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Let's see if Moon is the surname for Alfie and Spencer.

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And, if so, let's see how many people knew that answer.

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Well done. It's right.

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59.

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Moon scores 59. Takes your total up to 159.

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-Richard?

-Yes, the lowest score we've had so far.

-Yeah.

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Alfie and Spencer Moon.

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Thanks very much, Richard. Now, then. Simon.

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The high scorers are Gee and Gill on 159.

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If you can score 58 or less, you're through to the head-to-head.

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That's the trick, though, isn't it?

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Uh-huh!

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I watched it once, and I think Arthur and Mark are Fowler.

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Arthur and Mark Fowler.

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You need to score 58 or less.

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There is your red line.

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Let's see if it's right and, if so, how many people knew that answer.

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Mark and Arthur Fowler.

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It's right.

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And you are through to the next round.

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Very, very well done, Simon.

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Very well answered. That scores 43,

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taking your total to 143. Richard?

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Well done. Although all you did was give the same answer as Morgan,

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but this time it was right!

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Well played. Good answer.

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Thanks, Richard. Now we have a contest on our hands.

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Gee and Gill are the high scorers on 159.

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Alison and Jonathan are on 72.

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Alison, if you score 86 or less with this answer, you're in the next round.

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-Do you ever watch EastEnders?

-I did watch it a bit when I was younger,

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and my mother watches it, and when I stay with her, it's on in the same room.

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Johnny and Ruby mean absolutely nothing to me.

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Shirley and Zsa Zsa, I can picture Shirley, but haven't a clue what her surname is.

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Bradley and Jack, I can picture Bradley. He seems very nice.

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And Ian and Pete is the one I'm going to go for.

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I'm going for Ian and Pete Beale.

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Ian and Pete Beale. Like I said,

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you want to score 86 or less with that.

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There is your red line. If Ian and Pete Beale

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get you below that red line, you are in the head-to-head.

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Best of luck. Is it right and, if so, how many people said Ian and Pete Beale?

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Yep. Well done. You're through to the head-to-head.

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Ian and Pete Beale did it for you.

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65 they score you, taking your total up to 137. Richard?

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Well done. Ian and Pete Beale, Ian being the longest-running male character on EastEnders.

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Let's look at the other three.

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Bradley and Jack, who've been much in evidence more recently are the Brannings.

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That would have scored 29 points.

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Johnny and Ruby are the Allens. They would have scored 8.

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And Shirley and Zsa Zsa are the Carters.

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That scores 5. Very well done if you got that one.

0:27:080:27:12

Very good. Thanks, Richard.

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At the end of Round Two, the losing pair

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with the highest score are Gee and Gill.

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But we will see you again next time.

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We look forward to that.

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Thanks for playing. Great contestants. Thank you.

0:27:230:27:26

For the remaining two pairs, things get more exciting now in the head-to-head!

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Well done, Jonathan and Alison, Simon and Morgan.

0:27:390:27:42

You're in the head-to-head. Only one pair can make it to today's final

0:27:420:27:47

and play for the jackpot, which currently stands at £6,250.

0:27:470:27:51

You go head-to-head on the best of three questions.

0:27:550:27:58

Each pair just need to give me one answer and you may now confer.

0:27:580:28:02

Come up with an answer that scores less than the other pair and you win that question.

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The first pair to get to the best of three plays for today's jackpot.

0:28:070:28:11

Let's play Pointless.

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Right. Here is your first question.

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We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name...

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US states bordering Mexico. Richard?

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Quite simple, this one. Any US states that share a land border with Mexico, please.

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Thanks, Richard. Jonathan and Alison, because you played best so far, you go first.

0:28:340:28:39

TEAMS WHISPER

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OK.

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Have you reached a consensus?

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We could only think of two,

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so we're going for Florida.

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-You're going to say...

-Florida.

0:29:040:29:07

-OK. Simon and Morgan?

-The one we're going for is Texas.

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-Yeah, we're going Texas.

-Texas.

0:29:120:29:15

OK, so we have Florida and Texas. Jonathan and Alison said Florida. Is it right

0:29:150:29:20

and, if it is... Are you hopeful, Jonathan?

0:29:200:29:24

-Not really.

-Let's see how many people said it.

0:29:240:29:27

Florida.

0:29:270:29:29

-Oh, dear.

-Bad luck. That's an incorrect answer.

0:29:310:29:35

Simon and Morgan have said Texas.

0:29:350:29:38

Is it right and, if so, how many people said Texas?

0:29:380:29:41

It's right, which is all it had to be.

0:29:430:29:45

73.

0:29:450:29:47

A high score, but it merely had to be right.

0:29:490:29:53

After the first question, Simon and Morgan are up one-nil.

0:29:530:29:56

-Richard?

-What was the other answer thought of?

-Texas!

0:29:560:29:59

If they'd said Texas, would you have had another answer?

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-Arizona or California.

-You'd still have lost.

0:30:030:30:07

There's four. Let's take a look.

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Arizona is the best answer on the board.

0:30:100:30:13

36. Then New Mexico, the clue's in the name.

0:30:130:30:16

On 50. California, 55.

0:30:160:30:18

And Texas, 73.

0:30:180:30:21

Thanks very much. Here is your second question.

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Jonathan and Alison, you have to win this question to stay in the game.

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If Simon and Morgan win this, you're in the final.

0:30:300:30:32

Here it comes. We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name

0:30:320:30:36

as many Manchester United managers as they could.

0:30:360:30:40

Manchester United Managers.

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Any of the seven men who've managed Manchester United from 1950 to 2011.

0:30:420:30:47

We won't accept Jimmy Murphy, who took over briefly after the Munich air disaster.

0:30:470:30:51

Any of the seven men who've managed Manchester United from 1950 to 2011.

0:30:510:30:59

OK, thanks, Richard. Simon and Morgan, you go first this time.

0:30:590:31:03

-OK, we have an answer.

-We're going for Ron Atkinson.

0:31:080:31:12

Ron Atkinson. OK, thanks very much.

0:31:120:31:15

Ron Atkinson has been taken.

0:31:150:31:17

Jonathan and Alison, you have to answer in such a way

0:31:170:31:21

that you win this question. Otherwise, we say goodbye to you.

0:31:210:31:24

I think - and this is an uneducated guess - Alf Ramsey.

0:31:240:31:29

Alf Ramsey. OK. We have Ron Atkinson. We have Alf Ramsey.

0:31:290:31:34

Simon and Morgan said Ron Atkinson. Let's see if it's right and, if so, how many people said Ron Atkinson.

0:31:350:31:41

This will decide, possibly, who goes through to the final.

0:31:410:31:45

It's right.

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24.

0:31:530:31:54

24 for Ron Atkinson.

0:31:580:32:00

Jonathan and Alison are going with Alf Ramsey.

0:32:000:32:04

This is a bit of a stab in the dark, isn't it?

0:32:060:32:09

-Very much.

-A big stab in the dark!

-It had to be someone obscure.

0:32:090:32:13

You're hoping maybe this is right and scores lower than 24.

0:32:130:32:18

OK.

0:32:180:32:19

It has to for you to stay in the game.

0:32:190:32:23

Good luck. Alf Ramsey.

0:32:230:32:25

Let's see if it's right and, if so, how many people said it.

0:32:250:32:29

Bad luck!

0:32:320:32:33

I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer, which means Simon and Morgan are through to the final, two-nil.

0:32:330:32:40

-Richard?

-Unlucky, guys.

0:32:400:32:41

Sir Alf Ramsey was the Ipswich boss. That was his big job.

0:32:410:32:45

There are seven names on the list. Only seven managers in 60-odd years.

0:32:450:32:48

Let's look at all the names.

0:32:480:32:51

Wilf McGuinness was the best answer on the board with 5.

0:32:510:32:54

Frank O'Farrell and Dave Sexton scored 10.

0:32:540:32:56

Tommy Docherty, 21. Ron Atkinson, 24.

0:32:560:33:00

These top two answers have managed the club for nearly 50 years between them.

0:33:000:33:04

Sir Matt Busby, 52, and Alex Ferguson at the top, on 86.

0:33:040:33:09

Thanks very much. Alison, did you recognise one of those?

0:33:090:33:12

I recognise Tommy Docherty now, because my brother was interested in football in his late teens.

0:33:120:33:20

He supported Manchester United because we're from the north-west,

0:33:200:33:23

and Tommy Docherty was the manager in those days.

0:33:230:33:27

-Oh, dear!

-Oh, well.

-Oh, well, there you are.

0:33:270:33:30

So, the losing pair at the end of the head-to-head is Jonathan and Alison.

0:33:300:33:35

-I'm afraid we have to say goodbye to you now. It's been great having you on both shows.

-Thank you.

0:33:350:33:40

You've done well in the second show to get to the head-to-head.

0:33:400:33:45

-It's the end of the road. Thanks very much for playing!

-Thank you!

0:33:450:33:50

For Simon and Morgan, time for our Pointless final and the chance to win our jackpot of £6,250.

0:33:510:33:57

Congratulations, Simon and Morgan. You've beaten the competition and won our Pointless trophy. Well done.

0:34:040:34:11

Now, a chance to win our Pointless jackpot.

0:34:180:34:21

At the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at £6,250.

0:34:210:34:25

The rules are simple. To win that money, you have to find a pointless answer

0:34:280:34:31

that none of our 100 people could think of.

0:34:310:34:34

We've had one pointless answer on the show today. Just find one more and you take home that money.

0:34:340:34:40

First, you've got to choose a category

0:34:400:34:42

from these three options.

0:34:420:34:44

They are...

0:34:440:34:46

Composers, American Actresses or Baseball.

0:34:510:34:54

What do you think?

0:34:540:34:57

Composers - there's Mozart and that's about all I know.

0:34:570:35:01

A few more. American Actresses.

0:35:010:35:04

Not really. It could be anything. Monroe or something more recent.

0:35:040:35:09

-Baseball. I like sport, so I'd say Baseball is the best one...?

-Well,

0:35:090:35:14

yeah, I'd have to go with that. American Actresses, there are so many.

0:35:140:35:19

-I don't know...

-Go Composers and you'll do it yourself!

0:35:190:35:22

Composers - I know about four more than him. Baseball, I think.

0:35:220:35:26

Not the best sport for us,

0:35:260:35:29

but the best chance we've got.

0:35:290:35:31

What would be a good category within Baseball for you?

0:35:310:35:34

-Teams, probably.

-Teams.

0:35:340:35:36

Let's find out what the question is.

0:35:360:35:38

We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name...

0:35:380:35:42

Richard?

0:35:450:35:46

Any team who played Major League US baseball in the 2010 season, American League or National League.

0:35:460:35:52

Anyone who played in the 2010 series which ended in November 2010.

0:35:520:35:57

-Very best of luck.

-OK. You have up to one minute to come up with three answers,

0:35:570:36:02

and all you need to win that £6,250 is for one of those answers to be pointless.

0:36:020:36:08

Your 60 seconds start now.

0:36:080:36:10

LA Dodgers,

0:36:100:36:12

Yankees, Boston Red Sox,

0:36:120:36:15

Washington Capitals or Nationals, not sure which one it is.

0:36:150:36:19

-Minnesota Wild.

-Minnesota Wild. Isn't that ice hockey?

0:36:190:36:24

-Golden State.

-I'm not sure. Definitely got to go for Anaheim Angels.

0:36:240:36:28

-Yeah.

-That's got to be one.

-Anaheim Angels.

0:36:280:36:31

-Washington is good, but I'm not sure if it's Capitals or Nationals.

-Washington Nationals.

0:36:310:36:36

And I think Minnesota Wild.

0:36:360:36:38

-That's it.

-Golden State Lions.

0:36:380:36:41

I think it's Golden State Warriors.

0:36:410:36:44

Warriors, yeah. OK.

0:36:440:36:46

Golden State Warriors.

0:36:460:36:48

-I think Capitals.

-Washington Capitals.

0:36:480:36:52

-I think it's Washington Nationals.

-I think that might be pointless.

0:36:520:36:56

OK. And is that it?

0:36:560:36:59

-And then Anaheim Angels?

-Go Anaheim Angels.

-Five seconds left.

0:36:590:37:04

OK, I think we've argued it out!

0:37:040:37:08

OK. Your time is up. We're looking for Major League baseball teams.

0:37:080:37:12

I now need your three answers.

0:37:120:37:14

-OK.

-Anaheim Angels.

-Anaheim Angels.

0:37:140:37:17

-The Anaheim Angels.

-California.

0:37:170:37:19

Washington - we're not sure which is baseball and which basketball.

0:37:190:37:23

-So we're going for Washington Nationals.

-Nationals.

0:37:230:37:26

-And the Washington Capitals.

-Washington Capitals.

-One is a baseball team,

0:37:260:37:31

-but we think the other's basketball.

-We're not sure.

-Cover your options.

0:37:310:37:36

-Sensible. But whichever it is...

-It's not very well known.

-Not very well known at all.

0:37:360:37:41

-OK, just confirm the order you want them to go up in.

-OK.

0:37:410:37:45

-Anaheim Angels.

-Anaheim Angels.

-Washington Capitals.

0:37:450:37:48

-Capitals.

-And Washington Nationals.

-Nationals last.

-Yes.

-OK.

0:37:480:37:53

Here they are...

0:37:530:37:56

There they are.

0:38:020:38:03

We were looking for Major League baseball teams.

0:38:030:38:07

You said this was your least confident answer.

0:38:070:38:11

You only need one pointless answer to win that jackpot. £6,250.

0:38:110:38:16

Let's see how many people said Anaheim Angels.

0:38:160:38:20

Is it right? How many people said it?

0:38:200:38:22

It has to be right and it has to be pointless. Good luck.

0:38:220:38:25

It's right. OK, you knew this was going to be right...

0:38:260:38:29

..but this will show us how much our 100 people know about baseball.

0:38:310:38:38

Unfortunately, that is not a pointless answer.

0:38:460:38:51

Mind you, I think we can draw a lot of optimism from that!

0:38:510:38:53

My goodness, if that's how well they know their baseball.

0:38:530:38:57

Two more chances to win today's jackpot.

0:38:570:39:00

£6,250.

0:39:010:39:03

What would you do with that?

0:39:030:39:05

I've got university next year, so a lot would go towards that.

0:39:050:39:09

But probably a holiday, spend something on myself. I'm not sure.

0:39:090:39:13

Maybe something for your old dad?

0:39:130:39:16

I was planning to use my portion... we're interested in an exotic cycling holiday.

0:39:160:39:21

-We were looking at Jordan.

-Will she want to come?!

-It's not the best place...

0:39:210:39:26

-I'm not sure that would be enough, either!

-No, no!

0:39:280:39:32

You've done something strategic here. One of these remaining answers is wrong.

0:39:320:39:37

And one is going to be so right.

0:39:370:39:40

-We hope so.

-Yeah.

0:39:400:39:42

We don't know which one it is. OK, well, very, very best of luck.

0:39:420:39:48

It's an either/or. Russian roulette.

0:39:480:39:50

Washington Capitals is your next answer.

0:39:500:39:53

We're looking for Major League US baseball teams.

0:39:530:39:57

This one has to be right and pointless to win that jackpot.

0:39:570:40:02

For £6,250, let's see if the Washington Capitals is right

0:40:020:40:07

and, if so, how many people said it. Washington Capitals.

0:40:070:40:10

-Washington Capitals...

-Wrong!

-..is not the right answer.

0:40:150:40:20

OK. Which one of you said Washington Capitals and which one Nationals?

0:40:200:40:24

-I'll blame him!

-Fair enough! I can't remember, to be honest!

0:40:240:40:28

I'm pretty sure one of them is a baseball team.

0:40:280:40:31

So, hopefully, it's not going to be a cross from the next one.

0:40:310:40:35

-But...

-And it's so obscure. Yeah.

-Exactly.

-OK.

0:40:350:40:39

Only one more chance to win today's jackpot.

0:40:390:40:43

It's all resting on the Washington Nationals.

0:40:430:40:47

-You've got to hope that's not their darts team!

-Yeah!

0:40:470:40:50

This has to be pointless for you to win the jackpot of £6,250.

0:40:500:40:57

The Washington Nationals.

0:40:570:40:59

Just them standing between you and £6,250.

0:40:590:41:05

The Washington Nationals.

0:41:070:41:09

Is it right? How many people said Washington Nationals?

0:41:110:41:14

It's right!

0:41:160:41:18

OK. The Anaheim Angels took us down to 1.

0:41:190:41:22

This is your last and final shot

0:41:220:41:25

at that jackpot. £6,250.

0:41:250:41:29

Oh, no!

0:41:290:41:30

Unfortunately, we didn't manage to find that all-important pointless answer.

0:41:400:41:44

I'm really sorry to say you don't win today's jackpot of £6,250,

0:41:440:41:48

which rolls over to the next show.

0:41:480:41:50

You've been fantastic contestants. You get to take home our Pointless trophy.

0:41:500:41:55

-Richard?

-That's unlucky.

0:42:030:42:05

A couple of teams this series have got two scores of one in the jackpot round.

0:42:050:42:11

It's very tough. The answers you did give,

0:42:110:42:13

the Anaheim Angels, also known as the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim.

0:42:130:42:17

The Angels. The Washington Capitals are an ice hockey team.

0:42:170:42:21

-Yeah.

-Let's look at the pointless answers. You'll recognise them,

0:42:210:42:25

so I apologise in advance!

0:42:250:42:26

Let's take a look.

0:42:260:42:28

Colorado Rockies, Detroit Tigers

0:42:280:42:31

and the Kansas City Royals were pointless.

0:42:310:42:33

Three other teams...the Oakland Athletics, Philadelphia Phillies,

0:42:330:42:37

who won the World Series in 2008 -

0:42:370:42:39

they lost more baseball games than any other team in history,

0:42:390:42:43

the Philadelphia Phillies, because they've been going so long.

0:42:430:42:47

They've lost over 10,000 games. And the Seattle Mariners. Those were the pointless answers.

0:42:470:42:52

You knew some of those.

0:42:520:42:54

I knew the Rockies, but they didn't enter my head.

0:42:540:42:57

Well, unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to you, Simon and Morgan. Thank you so much for playing.

0:42:570:43:03

-Thank you.

-Thank you.

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Nobody's won our jackpot today,

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so it rolls over on to the next show,

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when we'll be playing for £7,250.

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Join us next time to see if someone can win it!

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-It's goodbye from Richard...

-Goodbye.

-And it's goodbye from me! Goodbye!

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