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APPLAUSE | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong, and welcome to Pointless, | 0:00:23 | 0:00:27 | |
the quiz show that puts obscure knowledge to the test. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
Let's meet today's players. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
First off, we welcome back Darren and Caroline. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:37 | |
You were on last time. Everyone gets two chances to reach the final. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:41 | |
This is your second chance. Remind us what happened. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
Unfortunately, we went out on a sport question, | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
for teams that were in the Commonwealth Games. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:50 | |
-That was Round One. -Yes. -It was a very early exit for you. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:54 | |
Caroline, what's going to be a good subject for you? | 0:00:54 | 0:00:57 | |
I want celebrities or TV and Films. | 0:00:57 | 0:01:01 | |
Do you have any particular favourite films? Any types of film you love? | 0:01:01 | 0:01:05 | |
-Sci-fi. Aliens is one of my favourite films. -Oh, that's good! | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
People who say that know what they're talking about. Caroline, | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
you're shaking your head. He doesn't know. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
No, I don't think I've ever seen him watch it. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
Really? What would you hate to see come up? | 0:01:16 | 0:01:20 | |
-Geography, history, politics, presidents. None of that. -OK. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:25 | |
You do know you're on a quiz show, Caroline, don't you? | 0:01:25 | 0:01:30 | |
Great to have you on the show. Welcome back. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
Let's hope we see more of you than we did last time. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
Next, Gavin and Heather. How do you two know each other? | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
We met on an Internet dating website, and I paid £20 for him. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:45 | |
20 quid well spent, Heather? | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
-Oh, definitely, best £20 I ever spent. -So she says. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
-Where are you from, Gavin? -We're from Glasgow. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
-And what do you do? -I'm a recently retired police officer | 0:01:53 | 0:01:57 | |
after doing 30 years in Strathclyde Police. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
-Wow, 30 years in Glasgow. -Yeah, 30 years. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
Well, welcome to the show. Great to have you here. Best of luck. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:07 | |
Next, we welcome back Pauline and Rachel. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
You were on last time. Remind us how you two know each other. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:13 | |
We used to go to the same church until Pauline moved, | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
and now we're theatre-going companions. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
We haunt Chichester Festival Theatre, mainly. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
What are you hoping's going to come up? | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
Obviously theatre would be great for you. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
-What other subjects, Pauline, are good? -I'm a dog lover, | 0:02:25 | 0:02:29 | |
-so I would like dogs. -OK, dogs. Rachel? | 0:02:29 | 0:02:34 | |
History, geography...the things that Caroline doesn't want, I would like. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:38 | |
-And all the things she would like... -She can keep? | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
..will make me go green. Exactly! | 0:02:41 | 0:02:42 | |
Fantastic, well welcome back. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
Very best of luck this afternoon. And finally we've got Jay and Rob. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:50 | |
-How do you two know each other? -We were thrown together | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
at the start of university. We had to get along in our flat together. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:57 | |
-We've been friends ever since. -You were hurled into a flat? | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
We were indeed. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:01 | |
-What are you reading, Rob? -I'm doing Physics, myself. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
Jay, how about you? | 0:03:04 | 0:03:05 | |
-English Lit. -So, what do you hope is going to come up, Jay? | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
Films, music, preferably not literature cos I'll probably | 0:03:08 | 0:03:12 | |
-make a fool of myself. -You never know. You could be well equipped. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
-No, probably not. -Anything you'd absolutely hate to see come up? | 0:03:15 | 0:03:20 | |
-Fashion, geography... -Art. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
..biology as well. If biology comes up, we might as well leave. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:27 | |
-Art, yeah. -Let's hope none of these things come up, Jay and Rob. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:31 | |
We'll find out more about all of you throughout the show. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
There's only one person left. A man who even has obscure dance moves. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:40 | |
-He is my pointless friend. He's Richard. -Hiya. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:44 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:03:44 | 0:03:46 | |
-Afternoon. -Good afternoon to you. How are you? | 0:03:48 | 0:03:51 | |
-I'm very well. Are you well? -Extremely well. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
Two returning pairs today. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:55 | |
Pauline and Rachel got to the head-to-head last time, | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
up against Rolf and David who are among the best contestants | 0:03:58 | 0:04:02 | |
we've ever had. So it was a tough head-to-head. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
That was a stealth raid! It was almost sinister. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
-It was, wasn't it? -They came in, swish-swish, trophy, off! | 0:04:07 | 0:04:11 | |
-Like Keyser Soze, aren't they? -Keyser Rolf and Dave Soze! | 0:04:11 | 0:04:15 | |
But there should be some competition today, | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
and Gavin, 30 years in Strathclyde Police. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:21 | |
That's got to make you the hardest person | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
that's ever appeared on Pointless. That's a tough job, isn't it? | 0:04:24 | 0:04:28 | |
Did you have the pony tail? | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
Funnily enough, no, but I started growing it the day I left. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:34 | |
It should be a great show. Bad news for Jay in Round Two, I'm afraid. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:38 | |
-Not literature! -Little bit of literature. Little bit. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
Well, the truth will out. Thank you very much, Richard. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:46 | |
Now, all our questions have been put to 100 people before the show. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
We are looking for obscure answers. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
To stay in the game, all our players need to do | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
is score as few points as they can. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
What everyone's trying to do is find a pointless answer | 0:04:56 | 0:04:59 | |
that none of our 100 people gave. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
Each time that happens, we will add £250 to the jackpot. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
Rolf and David won the jackpot last time, | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
so today's jackpot starts off at £1,000. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:14 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
OK, let's play Pointless. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
Now, in the first round each of you must give me one answer | 0:05:25 | 0:05:28 | |
and you cannot confer with your partner. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
The pair with the highest score at the end of the round will be eliminated. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:34 | |
If you give me an incorrect answer you will score | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
the maximum of 100 points so do try to avoid those. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
OK, our first category this afternoon is... | 0:05:39 | 0:05:42 | |
Can you all decide in your pairs who'll go first, who'll go second. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:47 | |
And whoever's going first please step up to the podium. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
OK, our Round One question this afternoon concerns... | 0:05:54 | 0:05:57 | |
Yeah, each Eurozone country is allowed to have its own | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
national symbol on the backs of its one euro coins. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:07 | |
We're going to show you a list of seven of those symbols. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
You have to tell us which country you would find that on their euro coin. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:13 | |
More obscure ones will score fewer points, | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
give us an incorrect answer and you'll score 100 points. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
There'll be two lists so 14 in all to get at home. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
OK, thanks very much, Darren and Caroline, you all drew lots | 0:06:20 | 0:06:24 | |
before the show and this afternoon you are going first. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
So very best of luck, Caroline. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
We are looking for the countries that have these | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
symbols on their one euro coins, | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
and we have got... | 0:06:33 | 0:06:34 | |
I'll read those one more time. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:55 | |
So there we are, Caroline. It's all in your hands. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
OK. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
It's a bit like geography, isn't it? Places, I suppose. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
So I'm going to have to go for the obvious answer on the board, | 0:07:16 | 0:07:20 | |
sorry, Darren. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:21 | |
A Celtic harp. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:22 | |
And Ireland. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:24 | |
OK, a Celtic harp, Ireland. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
As ever on Pointless you're hoping to pick the one that | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
the fewest people knew. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
Let's see if that's right, Celtic harp, Ireland | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
and if it how many people said it. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
It's right. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:39 | |
79. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:40 | |
It's not bad... | 0:07:42 | 0:07:43 | |
it's 21 better than 100. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
79, Richard for the Celtic harp. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
Yeah, the clairseach or Celtic harp is on the back of all | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
the Republic of Ireland euro coins. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
Apologies for my pronunciation. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
Clairseach is about as close as I can get. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
Clairseach. Now then, Gavin. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
There's one that I'd like to go for, | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
but it's just a little bit too far down the line for me | 0:08:00 | 0:08:04 | |
to guess at so I'm going to have a go at Mozart and Austria. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:08 | |
Mozart, Austria, says Gavin. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
If it's right, how many people said it? Mozart, Austria. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
It's right. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:16 | |
And down it goes to 43. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:21 | |
A good answer. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:08:23 | 0:08:24 | |
A good answer. Mozart. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:27 | |
Chosen by a national poll in Austria. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
Mozart. Born in Salzburg. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
Very well done, Gavin. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:32 | |
I have a feeling we've had the two straws...well, | 0:08:32 | 0:08:35 | |
there's a couple more straws for people to grasp at I think. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:38 | |
But one by one the safe answers are being removed from the board. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:43 | |
Rachel, we come to you. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
We're looking for the countries that have these symbols on their one euro coin. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
I'm going to have to go with that straw, I think, | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
and say "Liberte, egalite, fraternite" is France. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:56 | |
France, says Rachel for "Liberte, egalite, fraternite". | 0:08:56 | 0:09:00 | |
Let's see if that's right and if it is how many people knew that answer? | 0:09:00 | 0:09:04 | |
It's right. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
59. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:09 | |
Not a bad score. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
France, Richard. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:15 | |
Yes, "Liberte, egalite, fraternite" surrounding a tree, | 0:09:15 | 0:09:18 | |
that's on the French one euro coin. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:21 | |
Now, Rob, we are looking for the Eurozone countries that had | 0:09:21 | 0:09:25 | |
these symbols on their one euro coins when first issued. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:30 | |
There's only one left that I can kind of go for and that's | 0:09:30 | 0:09:33 | |
an eagle which is Germany, I think. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:36 | |
Eagle, Germany, says Rob. Let's see if that's right | 0:09:36 | 0:09:38 | |
and if it is let's see how many people knew that answer. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:42 | |
Well done, Rob, good answer. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:43 | |
And...what do you know, the lowest score so far! | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
10, that's wonderful! | 0:09:49 | 0:09:50 | |
10, that was good cos you were kind of forced into taking a risk there. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:59 | |
Otherwise you might have been tempted to go for something else. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
When it came up I thought Germany, but, yeah, that's good. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:07 | |
How many heads does the eagle have on the coin? | 0:10:07 | 0:10:09 | |
Shall we put it to the oracle? | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
-I would guess one. -OK, one. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
How many heads on the German eagle? | 0:10:13 | 0:10:14 | |
It's got 40. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:10:16 | 0:10:19 | |
Can you believe that? It's an enormous coin. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:23 | |
Absolutely enormous, which in turn means that German | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
vending machines are just extraordinary sizes. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:28 | |
So 10, it's actually the best answer we've had in the round, | 0:10:28 | 0:10:32 | |
not the best answer on the board though. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
It's got one head, really. You're quite right. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
It's just in case people really did think there were 40 heads on there. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:40 | |
There aren't. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:41 | |
An owl and an olive branch... | 0:10:41 | 0:10:44 | |
-Went to sea? -And where did they go? | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
-They went to Greece. -Oh. Olive branch. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
Yeah, 3 points that would've scored you. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
Two flying whooper swans... | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
-What do you think that is, it's the national bird of this country. -Croatia. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:56 | |
Ohhhh, Finland. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:57 | |
But one point so well done if you said that | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
and there's a pointless answer up there as well. I can't believe no-one... | 0:10:59 | 0:11:03 | |
-You'll know this one, Xander. -Primoz Trubar? | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 | |
Protestant reformer Primoz Trubar is of course on the one Euro coin of... | 0:11:05 | 0:11:08 | |
Dunno. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:09 | |
Slovenia. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:10 | |
Everybody at home knew it, they're shouting at their TV sets. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:13 | |
But that's a pointless answer so very well done if you said that at home. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:17 | |
Especially if you don't come from Slovenia, very impressive. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:20 | |
Very good. Well, we're halfway through the round | 0:11:20 | 0:11:22 | |
so let's take a look at those scores. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
Very well done, Rob and Jay, | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
fantastic low score there, 10. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:28 | |
Then we come up to 43, quite a step up to Gavin and Heather. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
Then Rachel and Pauline on 59 | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
then up to 79 where we find Caroline and Darren, | 0:11:32 | 0:11:35 | |
so Darren, I have every confidence in you. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
A nice obscure answer that will see you through to the next round. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:41 | |
We're going to come back down the line. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:43 | |
Could the second players please take their places at the podium? | 0:11:43 | 0:11:46 | |
OK, we're going to put seven more clues on the board as to what | 0:11:47 | 0:11:51 | |
is on the back of these countries' one euro coins and they are... | 0:11:51 | 0:11:54 | |
I'll read those all one more time. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
Now remember, we are looking for the countries that have these | 0:12:26 | 0:12:29 | |
symbols on their one euro coin. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:32 | |
Obviously, Jay, you're trying to find the one fewest of our 100 people knew. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:35 | |
The highest scorers are Darren and Caroline on 79. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:39 | |
You're on 10. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:40 | |
If you can score 68 or less, | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
you are through to the next round. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
Ooh, I'm going to go for King Juan Carlos I. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:47 | |
And I'm going to say Portugal. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:51 | |
Juan Carlos I, Portugal, says Jay. There is your red line. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:57 | |
If you get below that red line, Jay, | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
you're through to the next round.. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
OK, Juan Carlos I, is it Portugal | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
and if it is, how many people said it? | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
Ooh! Bad luck, Jay. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:09 | |
I knew it. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:10 | |
Unfortunately that's an incorrect answer, which means you scored | 0:13:10 | 0:13:13 | |
the maximum of 100 points - that takes your total up to 110, | 0:13:13 | 0:13:16 | |
but anything could happen in this pass, | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
so it's not all over yet. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:21 | |
OK. Now, then, Pauline. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
You are on 59, the high scorers are now Jay and Rob on 110. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:27 | |
That means 50 from you, or less, will be enough | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
to see you through to the next round. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
Right. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
Well, I'm going to go with Prince Rainier and Prince Albert | 0:13:34 | 0:13:39 | |
and say Monaco. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:40 | |
Very good, Monaco says Pauline for Prince Rainier and Prince Albert. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:44 | |
Let's see if that's right and how many people said if it is. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:48 | |
It's right. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:50 | |
Oh-he-he-ho! Look at that, 56. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:53 | |
56 takes your total up to 115, well done. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:00 | |
-Richard. -Yeah, those two princes appeared on the first one euro coin in Monaco. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:04 | |
Now it's just Prince Albert since Prince Rainier died. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:07 | |
Now, then, Heather. We're looking for the Eurozone countries that | 0:14:07 | 0:14:11 | |
have these symbols on their one euro coin. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
The highest scorers are now Pauline and Rachel on 115, | 0:14:13 | 0:14:16 | |
you're on 43, | 0:14:16 | 0:14:18 | |
if you can score 71 or less, through you go to the next round. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:22 | |
I'll go for the bottom one, King Juan Carlos I of Spain. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:29 | |
Spain, you're saying for Juan Carlos, let's see if that's right | 0:14:29 | 0:14:32 | |
and if it is let's see how many people said it, good luck! | 0:14:32 | 0:14:35 | |
Spain, says Heather. Is it right? | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
Yep, it's right. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:40 | |
Oh-ho-ho! 75. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:43 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
Takes your total up to 118. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:49 | |
Look at the grouping of these final scores, very close indeed. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:52 | |
Yeah, some big scores, but very, very close. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
He's on the one and two euro coin, | 0:14:54 | 0:14:56 | |
designed by Luis Jose Diaz. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:59 | |
Luis Jose Diaz. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:00 | |
-HEAVILY ACCENTED: -Jose Diaz. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
Si. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:03 | |
I never know which of the letter in Spanish are meant to be "ccch", | 0:15:03 | 0:15:07 | |
"thhh" or "shh". | 0:15:07 | 0:15:09 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:15:09 | 0:15:11 | |
I think nor do they. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:12 | |
No, no they're making it up as they go along. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:14 | |
I think there just hhhis, ccch, just loccchs of thhha. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:17 | |
We don't get viewers in Spain, do we? | 0:15:17 | 0:15:19 | |
Not any more. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:20 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:15:20 | 0:15:22 | |
Now, then, Darren, we come to you. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:24 | |
The highest scorers on 118 are Gavin and Heather. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:27 | |
You are on 79. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:28 | |
If you can score a mere 38 or less, | 0:15:28 | 0:15:30 | |
you are through to the next round. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:33 | |
Erm, obviously Leonardo Da Vinci I think's going to be | 0:15:33 | 0:15:36 | |
a bit of a high-scoring one, which won't see me through, | 0:15:36 | 0:15:40 | |
but I'm going to take a punt at the eight-pointed cross which | 0:15:40 | 0:15:43 | |
I believe is the Maltese cross, | 0:15:43 | 0:15:45 | |
and I'm going to say Malta. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:47 | |
An eight-pointed cross, Malta, says Darren. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:50 | |
There's your red line, let's see if Malta gets you below that red line | 0:15:50 | 0:15:54 | |
if it does you stay with us for the next round. Good luck. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:57 | |
Malta, says Darren, is it right? How many people said it? | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
It is right, very well done. | 0:16:02 | 0:16:04 | |
And you are through to the next round. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:09 | |
In fact, down it goes, 6! | 0:16:09 | 0:16:10 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
Fabulous answering skills there, Darren. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
That takes your total up to 85, | 0:16:17 | 0:16:19 | |
you are in the next round. Richard. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:21 | |
Great work, Darren, that was your answer on the last show as well. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:24 | |
It was indeed, yes. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:25 | |
So 100% of Darren's answers on Pointless have been Malta. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:28 | |
I'm just going to caution against you carrying it on for the rest of the show, | 0:16:28 | 0:16:32 | |
just as a little note, but very, very well played. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:35 | |
Let's take a look at the rest of them. You were right to avoid the Da Vinci one | 0:16:35 | 0:16:39 | |
cos it would have knocked you out. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:41 | |
It's Italy, of course, would've scored you 56 points. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:44 | |
Queen Beatrix is The Netherlands, would've scored you 31. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:47 | |
An outline of the country and the word "Eesti" - Estonia. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:51 | |
Estonia. It's a very good answer, would've scored 7 | 0:16:51 | 0:16:54 | |
and the prehistorical idol of Pomos, that's a pointless answer. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:57 | |
Very well done at home if you said Cyprus. Cyprus. | 0:16:57 | 0:17:02 | |
Very good, OK, well, thank you very much indeed, Richard. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:05 | |
At the end of Round One the losing pair with the highest score | 0:17:05 | 0:17:08 | |
I'm afraid to say Gavin and Heather, dear oh dear. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:12 | |
You didn't put a foot wrong, it's just who knew that | 0:17:12 | 0:17:15 | |
Juan Carlos was going to be such an expensive correct answer? | 0:17:15 | 0:17:19 | |
-Indeed. -Dear, oh dear. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:21 | |
So listen, when we see you again next time, which we shall, | 0:17:21 | 0:17:24 | |
what are you going to bring back as your tactic? | 0:17:24 | 0:17:28 | |
-To try and get a better answer, I think! -A better answer. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
Are you going to be punchier do you think? Maybe go more obscure? | 0:17:30 | 0:17:33 | |
I'll try, I'll certainly try. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:36 | |
-But not too obscure. -Exactly. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:38 | |
It's very thin ice out there on the Pointless lake. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:41 | |
Well, anyway Heather and Gavin, it was lovely having you here, | 0:17:41 | 0:17:44 | |
we look forward to seeing you again next time, | 0:17:44 | 0:17:47 | |
but thanks meanwhile, brilliant contestants, thank you. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:50 | |
But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:55 | |
Now obviously there's only room for two pairs in the head-to-head | 0:17:59 | 0:18:03 | |
so one of the teams will be leaving us at the end of this round. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:06 | |
OK, our category for Round Two this afternoon is... | 0:18:06 | 0:18:09 | |
Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first, | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
who's going to go second. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:16 | |
And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:19 | |
We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many best-selling authors | 0:18:22 | 0:18:25 | |
of the noughties in the UK as they could. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:28 | |
Yeah, we're looking for the name of any author whose combined works | 0:18:30 | 0:18:33 | |
sold two million or more copies between 2000 and 2009 in the UK. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:39 | |
Can be fiction or non-fiction, | 0:18:39 | 0:18:40 | |
to give you an idea, there are over 80 names on this list. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:43 | |
Over 80 authors whose combined works sold more than two million copies in the noughties, very best of luck. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:48 | |
OK, thank you very much, Richard. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:50 | |
Now, Caroline. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:52 | |
Erm, I only know one author. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:55 | |
Is this really true? | 0:18:56 | 0:18:58 | |
I don't do books. | 0:18:58 | 0:18:59 | |
I do like the TV guide but I don't do books. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:03 | |
Erm, so I'm going to have to go with a really obvious one, | 0:19:05 | 0:19:09 | |
everyone's going to get it. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
JK Rowling. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:12 | |
Let's see if that's right | 0:19:12 | 0:19:14 | |
and if it is let's see how many people said JK Rowling. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:17 | |
It's right, down it goes. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:21 | |
Down it goes, very good. 29! | 0:19:21 | 0:19:23 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
Very well done, Caroline. JK Rowling's done you proud. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:34 | |
-Yeah, lower than I thought. -29, JK Rowling. Richard. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
Yeah, sold 27 million books in the noughties. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:40 | |
That's a lot of books, isn't it? | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
Pauline, we're looking for authors who have sold two million | 0:19:44 | 0:19:49 | |
or more books in the noughties. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
I think mine I was thinking of was 2010. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:53 | |
So I'm going to have to go for Dan Brown. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:57 | |
Let's see if it's right | 0:19:57 | 0:19:58 | |
and if it is, let's see how many people said Dan Brown. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:02 | |
Down it goes. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:07 | |
Very well done, 14! | 0:20:08 | 0:20:10 | |
That's a great answer, Pauline. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:15 | |
Richard. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
Yeah, he sold a piffling 13 million, Pauline, in the noughties. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:21 | |
Very good. Now then, Jay. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:24 | |
I think I'm going to go for Terry Pratchett. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
Sounds good to me. Let's see if that's right. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:29 | |
And if it is let's see how many people said Terry Pratchett. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:33 | |
It's right. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
Down and down and down it goes, 9! | 0:20:37 | 0:20:40 | |
Very, very well done indeed, Jay. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:42 | |
Gratifyingly the best score | 0:20:44 | 0:20:45 | |
of the round so far, well done. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:48 | |
-9 for Terry Pratchett. -He sold just under nine million books. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:51 | |
This is all according to Nielsen BookScan | 0:20:51 | 0:20:53 | |
so JK Rowling, 27 million got 29. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
Dan Brown, 13 million got 14. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
Terry Pratchett, 9 million got 9. | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
It correlates, absolutely. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
Halfway through the round so let's look at the scores. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:03 | |
Jay and Rob looking very strong | 0:21:03 | 0:21:05 | |
with a nice low score of 9. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:07 | |
Then we go up a tiny squeak to Pauline and Rachel on 14 | 0:21:07 | 0:21:10 | |
and then we go up quite substantially to 29 | 0:21:10 | 0:21:13 | |
where we find Caroline and Darren. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
So once again, Darren, | 0:21:15 | 0:21:17 | |
we need some really good obscure answering from you in the next pass | 0:21:17 | 0:21:21 | |
so you make the head-to-head. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:22 | |
We're going to come back down the line. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:24 | |
Could the second players please take their places at the podium? | 0:21:24 | 0:21:28 | |
OK, we're looking for best-selling authors in the UK | 0:21:29 | 0:21:32 | |
in the noughties and Rob, | 0:21:32 | 0:21:34 | |
looking very strong there, 9 is your score, | 0:21:34 | 0:21:38 | |
29 is the high score from Darren and Caroline | 0:21:38 | 0:21:40 | |
so 19 or less will ensure you a place in the head-to-head. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:44 | |
I'm going to say a person whose books I've never read that | 0:21:44 | 0:21:48 | |
I know writes loads of books and I think sells a lot | 0:21:48 | 0:21:51 | |
so that's James Patterson. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:53 | |
You're getting a good nod from Jay. That kind of nod. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:56 | |
OK, well here's your red line. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
It's quite low but then the scores are quite low. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:03 | |
James Patterson, let's see if it's right | 0:22:03 | 0:22:05 | |
and if it is let's see how many people said James Patterson. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:09 | |
It's right. | 0:22:10 | 0:22:11 | |
It's a great answer. Very, very well done, Rob. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:20 | |
That scores you 5 and takes your total up to 14. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:22 | |
James Patterson. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:23 | |
Safe and sound, Rob, he's sold nearly eight million books. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:29 | |
I like though there was almost terror in your voice as you said the name. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:32 | |
But he's through now, he's through, home and dry. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:36 | |
Rachel, we come to you. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:37 | |
You're on 14, the highest scorers are still Darren and Caroline on 29. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:42 | |
A score of 14 or less will see you though to the head-to-head. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:45 | |
Remember we're looking for authors who sold more than | 0:22:45 | 0:22:48 | |
two million books in the noughties. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:51 | |
Erm, I think I'm going to go with... | 0:22:51 | 0:22:53 | |
..Kate Mosse. | 0:22:56 | 0:22:57 | |
Let's see if that's right and if it is let's see how many people said Kate Mosse. | 0:22:57 | 0:23:01 | |
Noooo! | 0:23:04 | 0:23:05 | |
Bad luck, Rachel. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:08 | |
A very clever answer, | 0:23:09 | 0:23:11 | |
but unfortunately a wrong answer which means I'm afraid, | 0:23:11 | 0:23:14 | |
you've scored the maximum of 100 points | 0:23:14 | 0:23:16 | |
that takes your total up to 114. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:18 | |
Richard. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:19 | |
A terrifically good wrong answer. Labyrinth sold over | 0:23:19 | 0:23:22 | |
1.5 million copies in the noughties, but not quite the two million. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:27 | |
Darren. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:28 | |
The highest scorers are now Rachel and Pauline on 114, | 0:23:28 | 0:23:31 | |
you are on 29. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:35 | |
That means a score of 84 or less will see you sailing through | 0:23:35 | 0:23:38 | |
to the head-to-head. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:40 | |
Not my strongest subject. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:42 | |
I don't read many books myself, I wait for the film to come out. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:45 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:23:45 | 0:23:46 | |
Erm, but I'm going to go for Tom Clancy. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:51 | |
OK, here is your red line coming in. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:53 | |
There we are, quite high. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:55 | |
If Tom Clancy is right and gets you below that red line, | 0:23:55 | 0:23:59 | |
you are through to the next round. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:01 | |
Let us see how many people said Tom Clancy, is it right? | 0:24:01 | 0:24:04 | |
Oh, bad luck, Darren. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:12 | |
A good guess, but as it turns out I'm afraid a wrong answer | 0:24:12 | 0:24:15 | |
which means your score the maximum of 100 points. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:18 | |
Bad luck, that takes your total up to 129. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:21 | |
Richard, sorry, Darren again around about the 1.5 million mark, | 0:24:21 | 0:24:24 | |
couldn't quite make it on to the list. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:26 | |
Huge amounts of pointless answers. Some big names as well. Lee Child, Lemony Snicket, | 0:24:26 | 0:24:30 | |
there's Nigella Lawson, Alan Titchmarsh sold more than two million copies, | 0:24:30 | 0:24:34 | |
Bill Bryson even is a pointless answer. Let's take a look at a few more though. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:38 | |
Roger Hargreaves, the originator of the Mr Men series. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:41 | |
Helen Fielding, the writer of Bridget Jones. William Shakespeare, heard of him? | 0:24:41 | 0:24:44 | |
He's an American thriller writer. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:47 | |
Yeah. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:48 | |
Julia Donaldson, the author of The Gruffalo, sold nearly seven million books in the noughties. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:53 | |
The wonderful Marian Keyes, Michael Morpurgo who wrote | 0:24:53 | 0:24:55 | |
War Horse, Private Peaceful, all sort of brilliant books. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:58 | |
Paul McKenna sold more than two million books, all of his self-help... | 0:24:58 | 0:25:02 | |
He did that brilliant book, How To Sell More Than Two Million Books. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:05 | |
That's right, which did very well, but only sold one copy. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:08 | |
Fair enough. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:09 | |
-Richard Parsons, do you know Richard Parsons? -No. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:12 | |
He's a schoolteacher who in 1995 was fed up with the study guides | 0:25:12 | 0:25:15 | |
that primary and secondary school kids were getting | 0:25:15 | 0:25:18 | |
so set up his own study guides business, | 0:25:18 | 0:25:20 | |
sold millions upon million of copies. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:22 | |
The seventh biggest selling author of the noughties. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:25 | |
And Jamie Oliver as well was a pointless answer. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:27 | |
Very well done if you said any of those at home. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:29 | |
Thank you very much, Richard. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:31 | |
At the end of Round Two the pair with the highest score, Darren and Caroline. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:35 | |
I thought for a moment you'd scrape through. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:37 | |
Round One last time, Round Two this time, | 0:25:37 | 0:25:39 | |
you were just waiting for celebrities and telly. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:42 | |
-Yeah. -And they didn't come. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:44 | |
Oh, well, that's the way it goes. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:46 | |
That's the way it goes. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:48 | |
All the same it's been great having you on the show, | 0:25:48 | 0:25:50 | |
thank you so much for playing, Darren and Caroline! Brilliant. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:54 | |
But for the remaining two pairs things are about to get | 0:25:54 | 0:25:57 | |
even more exciting now as we enter the head-to-head. | 0:25:57 | 0:26:01 | |
Well, congratulations Jay and Rob, Pauline and Rachel, | 0:26:05 | 0:26:09 | |
you are now only one round away from the final and the chance | 0:26:09 | 0:26:12 | |
to play for the jackpot which currently stands at £1,000. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:16 | |
-There it is. -CHEERING | 0:26:16 | 0:26:20 | |
Now, obviously only one pair can play for that money and to decide | 0:26:20 | 0:26:23 | |
which pair you are now going to go head-to-head. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:26 | |
Now, for each question you'll be shown five options on the board. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:29 | |
Each pair needs to give me just one answer | 0:26:29 | 0:26:31 | |
but you are now allowed to confer. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:33 | |
All you have to do is score less than the other pair and you will win that question. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:37 | |
The first pair to win two questions will be playing for the jackpot. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:40 | |
Let's play head-to-head. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:43 | |
OK, so here comes your first question and it concerns... | 0:26:48 | 0:26:51 | |
Richard. | 0:26:54 | 0:26:55 | |
We're going to show you five pictures of sporting trophies | 0:26:55 | 0:26:58 | |
and all you have to do is tell us for which sport is that trophy awarded. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:02 | |
The most obscure one will win you the point. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:05 | |
So let's reveal our five sporting trophies and we have got... | 0:27:05 | 0:27:09 | |
There they all are. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:22 | |
Now then, Jay and Rob, you've played best throughout the show | 0:27:22 | 0:27:25 | |
so far so you get to go first, | 0:27:25 | 0:27:27 | |
so there are your five sporting trophies, | 0:27:27 | 0:27:30 | |
you are wanting to name the one that the fewest of our 100 people knew. | 0:27:30 | 0:27:34 | |
I think I know four of them. I don't know what B is but I was thinking E. | 0:27:34 | 0:27:38 | |
OK then, let's go for E. | 0:27:38 | 0:27:39 | |
It's in your hand I know nothing about this one. | 0:27:39 | 0:27:41 | |
I'll say E which I think is the Rugby World Cup. | 0:27:41 | 0:27:44 | |
E - the Rugby World Cup says Rob and Jay. | 0:27:44 | 0:27:47 | |
Rugby, E. Now, Pauline and Rachel. | 0:27:51 | 0:27:53 | |
We're tossing up between A and C. | 0:27:53 | 0:27:56 | |
What do you think we ought to do, Rachel? | 0:27:57 | 0:28:00 | |
A? Go on then. We'll go for A, the Ashes. | 0:28:00 | 0:28:03 | |
-Which sport? -BOTH: Oh, cricket! | 0:28:04 | 0:28:06 | |
-There we are. -Sorry! | 0:28:06 | 0:28:07 | |
OK, so we have rugby and we have cricket. | 0:28:07 | 0:28:09 | |
Jay and Rob have said E, rugby. | 0:28:10 | 0:28:13 | |
Let's see if that's right and if it is let's see how many people said that. E, rugby. | 0:28:13 | 0:28:17 | |
Absolutely right. | 0:28:19 | 0:28:20 | |
There we are. | 0:28:24 | 0:28:26 | |
13. | 0:28:28 | 0:28:29 | |
Pretty good. Now, Pauline and Rachel have said cricket. | 0:28:32 | 0:28:36 | |
Let's see if that's right and if it is how many people said A, cricket. | 0:28:37 | 0:28:40 | |
It's right. | 0:28:42 | 0:28:44 | |
54. | 0:28:46 | 0:28:47 | |
54. | 0:28:50 | 0:28:52 | |
So that means after one question Jay and Rob are up 1-0. Richard. | 0:28:53 | 0:28:57 | |
The plaudits go to Rob there, | 0:28:57 | 0:28:59 | |
that's the Webb Ellis trophy given to the winners of the Rugby World Cup. | 0:28:59 | 0:29:02 | |
To go through the whole board, cricket, A, that's the Ashes of course. | 0:29:02 | 0:29:06 | |
B is the Drivers Championship trophy for Formula One. | 0:29:06 | 0:29:08 | |
Some people will definitely have got that at home, | 0:29:08 | 0:29:11 | |
a lot of Formula One fans and it's a pointless answer so very well done. | 0:29:11 | 0:29:14 | |
C is tennis. | 0:29:14 | 0:29:16 | |
For a movement there I thought that was the collection plate from Salisbury Cathedral but... | 0:29:16 | 0:29:21 | |
I might be wrong. | 0:29:21 | 0:29:22 | |
Would have scored you 72 points. | 0:29:22 | 0:29:24 | |
And D is the World Cup of course for football. | 0:29:24 | 0:29:27 | |
The FIFA World Cup but that would have scored 62 points | 0:29:27 | 0:29:30 | |
so less than tennis. | 0:29:30 | 0:29:31 | |
OK, thanks very much, Richard. | 0:29:31 | 0:29:33 | |
So your second question, Pauline and Rachel, | 0:29:33 | 0:29:35 | |
you have to win this question to stay in the game. | 0:29:35 | 0:29:38 | |
Good luck, here it comes. It concerns... | 0:29:38 | 0:29:40 | |
Richard. | 0:29:44 | 0:29:45 | |
We're going to give you five clues to facts about | 0:29:45 | 0:29:47 | |
the human eye and the most obscure is going to win you the points. | 0:29:47 | 0:29:50 | |
Thanks very much, Richard. Let's reveal the five facts about the human eye. | 0:29:50 | 0:29:55 | |
Here are the clues. | 0:29:55 | 0:29:57 | |
Let me read those through on more time. | 0:30:12 | 0:30:14 | |
So there are five clues to five facts about the eye. | 0:30:27 | 0:30:31 | |
Now, Pauline and Rachel, you go first this time. | 0:30:31 | 0:30:35 | |
-THEY WHISPER: -Don't know the second, don't know the third. Iris is the fourth. | 0:30:35 | 0:30:39 | |
We're going to go with REM - rapid eye movement. | 0:30:39 | 0:30:43 | |
REM - rapid eye movement you are saying. | 0:30:43 | 0:30:46 | |
So then Jay and Rob, | 0:30:46 | 0:30:48 | |
the ONE thing you both said you didn't want was biology. | 0:30:48 | 0:30:51 | |
Yeah. | 0:30:51 | 0:30:52 | |
Hey... | 0:30:52 | 0:30:53 | |
And the one thing we knew was REM. | 0:30:53 | 0:30:55 | |
Well, we know... | 0:30:55 | 0:30:57 | |
Well, we're one up so we could take a gamble maybe? | 0:30:57 | 0:31:00 | |
We'll go for cells in the retina with "cone" cells and, what was it? | 0:31:00 | 0:31:05 | |
-Fovea. -Fovea. | 0:31:05 | 0:31:07 | |
The cells in the retina that have "cone" cells. Fovea. | 0:31:07 | 0:31:12 | |
So we have Rapid Eye Movement and we have fovea. | 0:31:12 | 0:31:16 | |
Pauline and Rachel, rapid eye movement, is it right | 0:31:16 | 0:31:19 | |
and if it is how many people said rapid eye movement for REM? | 0:31:19 | 0:31:22 | |
56. | 0:31:27 | 0:31:29 | |
56. | 0:31:34 | 0:31:36 | |
OK, Jay and Rob, cells in the retina with "cone" cells. | 0:31:36 | 0:31:39 | |
Is it right, fovea, and if it is, how many people said fovea? | 0:31:39 | 0:31:43 | |
GASPING | 0:31:45 | 0:31:48 | |
Which means, after two questions you are one-all. Richard, very exciting. | 0:31:48 | 0:31:51 | |
There is a foveola which does contain "cone" cells | 0:31:51 | 0:31:54 | |
but the cells in the retina with "cone" cells are the rods. | 0:31:54 | 0:31:57 | |
-Would've scored you 20 points and seen you through to the final. -It's not a very scientific name. | 0:31:57 | 0:32:01 | |
I mean, fovea, I'd take fovea over rods any time. | 0:32:01 | 0:32:04 | |
Rods? | 0:32:04 | 0:32:05 | |
Bit mechanical, isn't it? | 0:32:05 | 0:32:07 | |
-It's named after the doctor that came up with it. -Oh, Heinrich Rods. -No, it's Rod. | 0:32:07 | 0:32:11 | |
So they're always called Rod's cells. | 0:32:11 | 0:32:14 | |
Oh, I see. | 0:32:14 | 0:32:15 | |
Let's take a look at the rest of them. The coloured visible part of the eye, | 0:32:15 | 0:32:19 | |
that's the iris...named after Rod's wife. | 0:32:19 | 0:32:21 | |
Would've scored you 69 points. | 0:32:21 | 0:32:24 | |
Term derived from Greek for short-sightedness - myopia. | 0:32:24 | 0:32:27 | |
That would've scored 36 points. | 0:32:27 | 0:32:29 | |
And the colour perception test named after the Japanese designer, | 0:32:29 | 0:32:32 | |
this is the best answer on the board, | 0:32:32 | 0:32:34 | |
well done if you said the Ishihara test. | 0:32:34 | 0:32:36 | |
Ishihara, 4 points. | 0:32:36 | 0:32:38 | |
very good, wow, thank you very much, Richard. | 0:32:39 | 0:32:41 | |
So, there we are, one point apiece. | 0:32:41 | 0:32:44 | |
Whoever wins this next question is through to the final. | 0:32:45 | 0:32:49 | |
Good luck both pairs, here's your third question. And it concerns... | 0:32:49 | 0:32:52 | |
-Richard. -We're going to show you the names of five Oscar winners for | 0:32:55 | 0:32:58 | |
Best Picture but we've left one word out of each of them. | 0:32:58 | 0:33:01 | |
Give us that word, please and again, the most obscure | 0:33:01 | 0:33:03 | |
will get you the point and see you through to the final. | 0:33:03 | 0:33:06 | |
Let's reveal the five Best Picture Oscar-winning films | 0:33:06 | 0:33:11 | |
and here they are with one word omitted. | 0:33:11 | 0:33:14 | |
I'll read them again. | 0:33:25 | 0:33:28 | |
Now then, Jay and Rob, you go first this time. | 0:33:34 | 0:33:37 | |
We think...well, we definitely know two of them. | 0:33:37 | 0:33:40 | |
And I think the one we're going to go for is one I'm not too | 0:33:40 | 0:33:44 | |
sure about but I think All About is All About Eve. | 0:33:44 | 0:33:48 | |
All About Eve from 1950, you are saying. All About Eve. | 0:33:48 | 0:33:52 | |
Now, Pauline and Rachel. | 0:33:54 | 0:33:55 | |
The only one we're confident on | 0:33:55 | 0:33:57 | |
that we know is right is A Man For All Seasons. | 0:33:57 | 0:34:01 | |
No, and I know The Hurt Locker. | 0:34:01 | 0:34:03 | |
Yeah. | 0:34:03 | 0:34:05 | |
What about Ordinary Lives? | 0:34:05 | 0:34:07 | |
It's not Ordinary People, is it? | 0:34:07 | 0:34:09 | |
I don't know, I can't help you there. | 0:34:09 | 0:34:11 | |
I think we're going to go for Ordinary Lives. | 0:34:11 | 0:34:14 | |
So we have All About Eve and Ordinary Lives. | 0:34:15 | 0:34:19 | |
Jay and Rob have said All About Eve. | 0:34:19 | 0:34:20 | |
Let's see if that's right and if it is how many people said it. | 0:34:20 | 0:34:24 | |
All about Eve. | 0:34:24 | 0:34:25 | |
It's right. | 0:34:27 | 0:34:29 | |
There we are 43. | 0:34:32 | 0:34:34 | |
Pauline and Rachel have gone for Ordinary Lives. Is it right? | 0:34:38 | 0:34:41 | |
How many people said it? | 0:34:41 | 0:34:43 | |
Oh no! | 0:34:45 | 0:34:46 | |
-Sorry. -No, don't apologise. | 0:34:46 | 0:34:49 | |
Bad luck, Ordinary Lives, which means after three questions | 0:34:49 | 0:34:54 | |
Jay and Rob are through to the final 2-1. | 0:34:54 | 0:34:56 | |
Bad luck, Pauline and Rachel. | 0:34:56 | 0:34:57 | |
-Pauline, I'm so sorry you said Ordinary Lives, what was the other option? -People. | 0:34:57 | 0:35:01 | |
Ordinary People. | 0:35:01 | 0:35:03 | |
If you had said Ordinary People, not only is it right, | 0:35:03 | 0:35:05 | |
-it would've scored you 31 points. -Oh no! | 0:35:05 | 0:35:08 | |
Would've seen you into the final. I'm so sorry. | 0:35:08 | 0:35:10 | |
Robert Redford's directorial debut. | 0:35:10 | 0:35:13 | |
Let's take a look at the rest of the board. | 0:35:13 | 0:35:15 | |
A man For All Seasons would have lost you the point as well, actually a very big scorer. | 0:35:15 | 0:35:19 | |
Would've scored you 79. | 0:35:19 | 0:35:21 | |
The Hurt Locker, you're quite right 2009, Kathryn Bigelow, | 0:35:21 | 0:35:24 | |
the first woman to win the Best Director Oscar, unbelievably, | 0:35:24 | 0:35:27 | |
63 points, so again wouldn't have seen you through | 0:35:27 | 0:35:29 | |
and the best answer on the board is the only low-scoring answer on the board, | 0:35:29 | 0:35:33 | |
do you know that one? | 0:35:33 | 0:35:34 | |
-Emperor? -The Last Emperor. | 0:35:34 | 0:35:36 | |
Exactly right, would've scored 9 points, | 0:35:36 | 0:35:38 | |
so very well done if you said that at home. | 0:35:38 | 0:35:41 | |
Very good indeed, thank you Richard. | 0:35:41 | 0:35:43 | |
So the losing pair at the end of the head-to-head, | 0:35:43 | 0:35:46 | |
I'm so sorry, Pauline and Rachel, but you've been heroic. | 0:35:46 | 0:35:49 | |
-Two head-to-heads on the trot, you've been exemplary. -Thank you. | 0:35:49 | 0:35:52 | |
but I'm afraid this is where we have to say goodbye. | 0:35:52 | 0:35:55 | |
Thank you so much for playing, Pauline and Rachel, lovely contestants. | 0:35:55 | 0:35:59 | |
But for Jay and Rob it's now time for our Pointless Final. | 0:35:59 | 0:36:03 | |
Well, congratulations, Jay and Rob. You fought off all the competition | 0:36:09 | 0:36:12 | |
and you have won our coveted Pointless Trophy. | 0:36:12 | 0:36:16 | |
You now have a chance to win our Pointless Jackpot | 0:36:20 | 0:36:23 | |
and at the end of today's show the jackpot stands at £1,000. | 0:36:23 | 0:36:27 | |
Now, the rules are very simple. | 0:36:30 | 0:36:31 | |
To win that money all you have to do is find a pointless answer. | 0:36:31 | 0:36:34 | |
We haven't had any pointless answers on the show today | 0:36:34 | 0:36:37 | |
but if you find one now, you will go home with that jackpot of £1,000. | 0:36:37 | 0:36:41 | |
Firstly, you've got to choose a category | 0:36:41 | 0:36:43 | |
and you have choice of five categories to pick from. | 0:36:43 | 0:36:47 | |
-Wow! -Wow. | 0:36:54 | 0:36:55 | |
Reality TV I might be quite good at... | 0:36:55 | 0:36:58 | |
I might be all right at European football but... | 0:36:58 | 0:37:02 | |
-I don't know. -It depends what it is. | 0:37:02 | 0:37:04 | |
-Shall we go for reality TV? -It's probably best. | 0:37:04 | 0:37:06 | |
OK, we'll go for reality TV. | 0:37:06 | 0:37:08 | |
OK, reality TV it is. | 0:37:08 | 0:37:10 | |
Let's find out what the question is. | 0:37:10 | 0:37:12 | |
We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many | 0:37:12 | 0:37:14 | |
Celebrity MasterChef contestants as they could. | 0:37:14 | 0:37:18 | |
Richard. | 0:37:18 | 0:37:19 | |
We're looking for any contestant on any series | 0:37:19 | 0:37:22 | |
of Celebrity MasterChef from 2006 right through to 2011 series, | 0:37:22 | 0:37:26 | |
but not counting the Comic Relief Specials, just the regular | 0:37:26 | 0:37:28 | |
series of Celebrity MasterChef. | 0:37:28 | 0:37:31 | |
OK. Thanks very much. | 0:37:31 | 0:37:32 | |
Now, you have up to one minute to come up with three answers | 0:37:32 | 0:37:36 | |
and all you need to win that jackpot is for just one of those | 0:37:36 | 0:37:39 | |
answers to be pointless. | 0:37:39 | 0:37:40 | |
Are you ready? | 0:37:40 | 0:37:42 | |
As ready as we'll ever be. | 0:37:42 | 0:37:43 | |
Let's put 60 seconds on the clock. | 0:37:43 | 0:37:46 | |
-Your time starts now. -Right. | 0:37:48 | 0:37:50 | |
-Have you seen this? -I can think of a few. | 0:37:50 | 0:37:52 | |
Kirsty Wark was definitely on the last series or the series before. | 0:37:52 | 0:37:55 | |
I think Ruby Wax might have been on it. | 0:37:55 | 0:37:58 | |
Wasn't she in, like, the Comic Relief Special? | 0:37:58 | 0:38:00 | |
No, no, she was, you're right, let's scrap that. | 0:38:00 | 0:38:04 | |
-I remember Michael Buerk was in one. -Was he? -Yes. | 0:38:04 | 0:38:06 | |
That's quite a good answer. | 0:38:06 | 0:38:08 | |
I'm trying to think of other pointless celebrities. | 0:38:08 | 0:38:11 | |
Yeah, like non-celebrities. | 0:38:11 | 0:38:13 | |
-Like Big Brother contestants. -Yeah... | 0:38:13 | 0:38:15 | |
People from The Apprentice. I've honestly not really... | 0:38:15 | 0:38:18 | |
I've watched it on Saturday Kitchen and that's about it. | 0:38:18 | 0:38:21 | |
Yeah, erm. | 0:38:21 | 0:38:23 | |
Raef, can you remember his surname, from The Apprentice, | 0:38:23 | 0:38:26 | |
I'm sure he was on it. | 0:38:26 | 0:38:28 | |
I haven't got a clue, I'm sorry. | 0:38:28 | 0:38:30 | |
Ian Beale - Adam Woodyatt, I'm sure he was on it. | 0:38:32 | 0:38:35 | |
-Right, OK. -Erm, probably not, but I'm sure he was. | 0:38:35 | 0:38:39 | |
Ten seconds. | 0:38:39 | 0:38:41 | |
I can't think of anybody else. | 0:38:41 | 0:38:44 | |
-Kirsty Wark, Michael Buerk, Adam Woodyatt. -Yep, go for it. | 0:38:44 | 0:38:47 | |
OK. You've got three answers. There we are, your time is up. | 0:38:47 | 0:38:51 | |
We were looking for Celebrity MasterChef contestants. | 0:38:51 | 0:38:55 | |
I now need your three answers. | 0:38:55 | 0:38:57 | |
-Kirsty Wark. -Kirsty Wark. | 0:38:57 | 0:38:59 | |
-Michael Buerk. -Michael Buerk. | 0:38:59 | 0:39:00 | |
-Adam Woodyatt. -And Adam Woodyatt. | 0:39:00 | 0:39:01 | |
Now of those three, | 0:39:01 | 0:39:03 | |
which do you reckon is your best shot at a pointless answer? | 0:39:03 | 0:39:06 | |
-Michael Buerk's probably the best. -Really? | 0:39:06 | 0:39:08 | |
-You...well, he was on it. -OK. -Was he on it? | 0:39:08 | 0:39:11 | |
I think... | 0:39:11 | 0:39:12 | |
What, the others weren't? | 0:39:12 | 0:39:14 | |
Michael Buerk. We'll put him last then. | 0:39:14 | 0:39:16 | |
Who should we put first, you least likely shot? | 0:39:16 | 0:39:19 | |
Adam Woodyatt cos I don't think it's right. | 0:39:19 | 0:39:21 | |
Adam Woodyatt we'll put first. Kirsty Wark et cetera. | 0:39:21 | 0:39:25 | |
OK, let's put them up on the board in that order and here they are. | 0:39:25 | 0:39:28 | |
OK, we were looking for celebrity MasterChef contestants. | 0:39:32 | 0:39:36 | |
Adam Woodyatt is your first answer and you think your least likely shot at a pointless. | 0:39:36 | 0:39:41 | |
You only have to find one remember to win that £1,000, so let's see. | 0:39:41 | 0:39:45 | |
Is it right and if it is, how many people said Adam Woodyatt? | 0:39:45 | 0:39:49 | |
Oh, you didn't think it was right and it's not! | 0:39:51 | 0:39:53 | |
-So kind of well done. -LAUGHTER | 0:39:53 | 0:39:56 | |
-We got that bit right. -Yeah! Unfortunately not a pointless answer. | 0:39:56 | 0:39:59 | |
You only have two more chances to win today's jackpot. | 0:39:59 | 0:40:03 | |
What would you do with £1,000? | 0:40:03 | 0:40:04 | |
Oh, I don't know. | 0:40:04 | 0:40:06 | |
We'd probably just blow it on student things like textbooks maybe. | 0:40:06 | 0:40:11 | |
Oh, good answer there, you pulled that one, I thought we were | 0:40:11 | 0:40:13 | |
heading right for the chicane and you drew away - textbooks. | 0:40:13 | 0:40:17 | |
OK, we're looking for Celebrity MasterChef contestants. | 0:40:17 | 0:40:20 | |
Let's hope nobody said your next answer, Kirsty Wark. Let's hope it's right. | 0:40:20 | 0:40:24 | |
-I'm not sure. -If it is right and it's pointless you'll be leaving here with £1,000. | 0:40:24 | 0:40:29 | |
Let's see. Kirsty Wark. Is it right? How many people said it? | 0:40:29 | 0:40:33 | |
It is right. OK, Adam Woodyatt was wrong, Kirsty Wark is right. | 0:40:35 | 0:40:38 | |
Down it goes. | 0:40:38 | 0:40:40 | |
If this goes all the way down to zero you will be leaving here with £1,000. | 0:40:40 | 0:40:44 | |
Down it goes into single figures, look at that, still... Oh! | 0:40:44 | 0:40:47 | |
-6. -Good effort. | 0:40:47 | 0:40:50 | |
-6. -6. | 0:40:54 | 0:40:56 | |
OK, this is your last chance. | 0:40:56 | 0:40:58 | |
Everything is riding on Michael Buerk. | 0:40:58 | 0:41:01 | |
Has to be right, has to be pointless. You definitely saw him in that kitchen | 0:41:01 | 0:41:05 | |
and it wasn't for charity, it was a proper Celebrity MasterChef? | 0:41:05 | 0:41:08 | |
I think so. | 0:41:08 | 0:41:10 | |
I think he was proper. | 0:41:10 | 0:41:11 | |
And nobody's remembered him. | 0:41:11 | 0:41:13 | |
OK, right. No-one has remembered him. Let's find out, let's hope. | 0:41:13 | 0:41:17 | |
Michael Buerk, is it right? | 0:41:17 | 0:41:18 | |
How many people said Michael Buerk? | 0:41:18 | 0:41:20 | |
It's right. | 0:41:21 | 0:41:23 | |
It's right. Kirsty Wark went down to 6, | 0:41:23 | 0:41:25 | |
can Michael Buerk take you all the way down to pointless? | 0:41:25 | 0:41:28 | |
And if he does you'll be leaving here £1,000 richer. | 0:41:28 | 0:41:32 | |
Down it goes, still going down! | 0:41:32 | 0:41:34 | |
Down it goes - yes! | 0:41:34 | 0:41:35 | |
Very well done. | 0:41:37 | 0:41:39 | |
Look at that! | 0:41:39 | 0:41:40 | |
-Brilliant. Excellent! -Yes! | 0:41:41 | 0:41:43 | |
Fantastic. Brilliant. | 0:41:43 | 0:41:45 | |
There we are. | 0:41:47 | 0:41:49 | |
Very, very well done, Jay and Rob. | 0:41:50 | 0:41:54 | |
Wow! Well, congratulations, Michael Buerk. | 0:41:56 | 0:41:58 | |
A pointless answer. There we are, fantastic. | 0:41:58 | 0:42:01 | |
That means you go home with £1,000 between you. Fabulous. | 0:42:01 | 0:42:04 | |
CHEERING | 0:42:04 | 0:42:06 | |
Wow! | 0:42:06 | 0:42:08 | |
Brilliant. | 0:42:08 | 0:42:09 | |
Richard. | 0:42:11 | 0:42:12 | |
Congratulations, Jay and Rob, he was on Celebrity MasterChef in 2008, | 0:42:12 | 0:42:15 | |
when you were 12. | 0:42:15 | 0:42:17 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:42:17 | 0:42:19 | |
There's a load more pointless answers. Let's look at some of them. See if you got any of these at home. | 0:42:19 | 0:42:23 | |
There's Angela Rippon. Colin Jackson the athlete. | 0:42:23 | 0:42:26 | |
Craig Revel Horwood from Strictly Come Dancing, all those pointless. | 0:42:26 | 0:42:29 | |
Linda Barker from Changing Rooms. | 0:42:29 | 0:42:31 | |
Midge Ure. Sian Lloyd the weather girl. | 0:42:31 | 0:42:33 | |
Tessa Sanderson the javelin thrower. | 0:42:34 | 0:42:37 | |
Tony Hadley from Spandau Ballet, and Toyah Wilcox. | 0:42:37 | 0:42:39 | |
All of those were pointless. | 0:42:39 | 0:42:41 | |
Very, very well done, guys. | 0:42:41 | 0:42:43 | |
Very, very well done indeed and thanks once again | 0:42:43 | 0:42:46 | |
to our winning players Jay and Rob who go away with today's jackpot of £1,000. | 0:42:46 | 0:42:51 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:42:51 | 0:42:54 | |
Join us next time when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless. | 0:42:54 | 0:42:58 | |
-Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard... -Goodbye. -And it's goodbye from me, goodbye. | 0:42:58 | 0:43:02 | |
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