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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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Thank you very much. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong.

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Welcome to Pointless, where the obvious answers mean nothing

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and obscure answers mean everything. Let's meet our players.

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First, welcome Ian and Steph back to the show. You were on last time.

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Everyone gets two chances to reach the final. This is your second and final chance.

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-Remind us how you know each other.

-Boyfriend and girlfriend. Been together a year and a half.

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From Belfast. What happened last time?

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-Barbers. We weren't so hot on famous barbers.

-Famous barbers.

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-You didn't get them wrong.

-No, just the highest answers on each pass.

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They were famous barbers.

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-Steph, barbers are out of the way. You're studying film.

-Yes.

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-So it was a dream first round.

-A dream. Tim Burton films.

-Definitely.

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What do you hope comes up today?

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After Tim Burton, Johnny Depp films would be great!

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-It's kind of the same thing!

-Yes!

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Outside of film?

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Maybe something general, like US states. You can always guess.

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-Have you been to America?

-Yes.

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So your American knowledge is good. Ian, how about you?

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Science fiction didn't come up last time. So it's a possibility. That's what I'm hoping for.

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Ian and Steph, welcome back. I hope we see lots of you.

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-Please can you get through to the final.

-We'll try!

-Please.

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-Next we welcome Maxwell and Elliott. How do you know each other?

-We're both brothers.

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-Ah.

-We're both brothers, yeah(!)

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You're both brothers!

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Not just one of us!

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-It sort of works that way.

-It can do!

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-Where are you from, Maxwell?

-Luton.

-Elliott, what do you do?

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I'm an art director in a creative agency.

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-And Maxwell?

-I'm a project manager for an engineering company.

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-What kind of engineering?

-Building Management Systems.

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-I don't know if that means anything to you.

-I know what buildings are.

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And I have an idea what management might be. And systems I think are brilliant!

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So I, yeah, win, win, win.

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Maxwell, what would you like to see come up today?

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-Anything with a scientific background. Bit of a nerd.

-OK.

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Elliott, anything else to bring to the party?

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I've got two small daughters, so I'd like children's TV.

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-I play Pointless at home with my two-year-old!

-Junior Pointless.

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I play the parts of Alexander and Richard and she guesses characters from Dora the Explorer.

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Very good. Maxwell and Elliott, welcome to Pointless. Lovely to have you here.

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-Next we welcome Alan and Phil. How do you know each other?

-Father and son.

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-And where are you from, Phil?

-A little place called Leigh, near Manchester.

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-Alan?

-I'm just retired from being a Methodist minister.

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I did most of my ministry down in the Devon, Cornwall area.

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What are you doing in your retirement? Any hobbies?

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I'm doing a bit of gardening now and I've started writing a book.

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Have you? What sort of book is it?

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It's all about Christianity in Roman times.

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It's going to be a fictional one

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based on a man named Germanicus, a Roman soldier.

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Kind of a thriller? A historical thriller?

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Something like that. Basically showing how Christianity was at that time of history.

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-Phil, what do you do?

-I'm a train driver.

-That's a job we'd all love!

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-Do you ever, for fun, work out how many thousands of miles you've covered?

-No.

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No, it was my fault for putting "fun" in there!

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-I can't think of anything more fun than driving a train.

-It's quite cool, isn't it?

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It's not so good when you're getting up at quarter to three!

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That's true. But you forget all of that when you watch the country go "Wee-oo!"

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What's a good category for you, Alan? I'm guessing Roman history?

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-Sport.

-Sport.

-General knowledge. I like to keep on top of affairs, that sort of thing.

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-Good.

-Weaknesses perhaps science and that sort of thing.

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-But maybe Phil that's where you come in, to field the loose balls Alan lets pass.

-No!

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-No, no.

-If you were really quick, you'd be good at British geography.

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As things go past.

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Anything blurred I'll be good at!

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APPLAUSE

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-Oh, gosh.

-Great having you on the show. Welcome to Pointless.

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Finally we welcome back Jude and Chris. This is your second shot at the final.

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Remind us how you know each other. We met at college when we were training to be teachers.

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We've known each other for over 40 years.

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Remind us what happened last time.

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We were fairly... We were absolutely hopeless.

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Never even heard of the guy.

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-It was Tim Burton.

-Didn't have a clue. Tim Burton, no idea.

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Jude, what's going to happen today to make up for that? We want you to go as far as you can.

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I thought I was good on geography, but I doubt myself these days.

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-Geography questions are OK.

-Chris, do you want to lob in a few...

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Sport again. Nature, animals, that sort of thing.

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It's lovely having you back, Jude and Chris. Very best of luck.

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We'll find out more about all of you later. Only one person left for me to introduce.

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Some of the things he knows are so obscure,

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even he's not sure if he actually knows them. He is my Pointless friend, Richard.

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Hiya!

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-Richard.

-Good afternoon.

-Good afternoon.

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-The curse of the returning pairs continues.

-It goes on!

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Ten shows in a row now we've had first-time winners.

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We haven't had a returning pair win for ten shows.

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So, Ian and Steph, and Jude and Chris, we need to break this at some point.

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However, it'll be hard today because Alan and Phil, Maxwell and Elliott,

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a couple of brilliant first-time pairs.

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And with two of the greatest jobs of all time. A train driver and a building management systems engineer.

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But it would be lovely, much as I love our two new pairs,

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you can come back and have another go next time. It would be lovely to break our duck.

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-Wouldn't it be nice?

-It really would be nice. Thanks, Richard.

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All our questions have been put to 100 people before the show.

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We want the answers they didn't get.

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For a chance of winning our jackpot, all you need to do is find the obscure answers

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that those people couldn't get. Everyone's trying to find a pointless answer,

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one that none of our 100 people knew.

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Each time that happens, we'll add £250 to the jackpot.

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Nobody won the jackpot last time, so we add another £1,000 to that.

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So today's jackpot starts off at £2,000.

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Right. Let's play Pointless.

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OK, in this first round, each of you must give me one answer and you cannot confer.

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The pair with the highest score at the end of the round will be eliminated.

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If anyone gives me an incorrect answer, they score the maximum of 100 points.

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OK. Our first category this afternoon is...

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Decide in your pairs who's going first and who second.

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Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

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Let's see what the question is. Here it comes.

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We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name

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as many countries that have hosted a Formula One Grand Prix as they could.

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Countries hosting a Formula 1 Grand Prix.

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Any country other than the UK that has hosted a Formula 1 Grand Prix

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all the way from the Drivers' World Championship in 1950

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through to the end of the 2011 season.

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By country we mean a member of the UN that is a sovereign state in its own right.

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We won't accept San Marino or Luxembourg.

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They've had grand prix named after them but not held there.

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Thanks. Ian and Steph, you all drew lots before the show.

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Today you are going to go first. Steph.

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-Do you follow Formula 1?

-Not one bit. I'll just name a random country

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and hope they've hosted Formula 1.

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-So I'll go for Mexico.

-Mexico.

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Let's find out. Is it correct, and if so, how many people said Mexico.

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It's right!

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Very well done, Steph.

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As shots in the dark go, that's a pretty good one.

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Very well done. Four for Mexico.

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If you're having a wild guess, that's a good guess to have!

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Nigel Mansell won the last one in 1992.

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Steph, if you'd just said Mexico,

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we would now be thinking, "She knows so much about Formula 1."

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Very clever.

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Maxwell. The most obscure nation that's hosted a Formula 1 Grand Prix.

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I can think of a lot, but I want to go as obscure as possible

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-so I'm thinking - they're fairly new to it as well - Turkey.

-Turkey.

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Is it right and if so, how many people said Turkey?

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Very well done, Maxwell.

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Brilliant. Oh, look at that! Very well done indeed!

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That is a pointless answer and adds £250 to today's jackpot

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taking the total to 2,250.

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And it scores you nothing. Very well done indeed. Richard?

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Great introduction to the show. They held their first in 2005

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but off the roster now for various reasons.

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-Very good.

-When he engineers a building management system, it stays managed!

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Oh, yeah. Alan. Do you follow Formula 1?

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No. No, I don't. But I do know places where they've had them.

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-I'm going to plump for South Korea.

-South Korea.

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Let's see if it's right and if so how many people said South Korea.

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It's right.

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We've had four and a pointless so far.

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South Korea's going the right way. Look at that!

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Very well done. Lovely answer. Two for South Korea.

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-Everybody's brilliant!

-I know!

-They held their first Grand Prix in 2010.

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Three incredible scores. Incredible. A four, a pointless and a two. Chris.

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I'm not piling the pressure on or anything, but...

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-I can think of all the obvious ones, but I'll go for Dubai.

-Dubai.

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Dubai. Let's see if that's a correct answer and if so how many people said Dubai?

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Ooh, bad luck, Chris!

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I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer so you score the maximum 100 points. Sorry.

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-Richard?

-It hasn't had a Grand Prix - and it isn't a country!

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-Of course.

-So a double whammy!

-Halfway through the round, let's look at the scores.

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Well, the grouping at the bottom of the table is fantastic.

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Maxwell and Elliott looking strong on nothing. Alan and Phil on two and Steph and Ian on four.

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Anything can happen there.

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But maybe you don't need to worry. Chris and Jude have put themselves so far ahead on 100.

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But that could all change if you find a pointless answer, Jude.

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It could be enough to see you through. Can the second players please take their places.

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OK, we're looking for countries that have hosted the Formula 1 Grand Prix.

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Jude, you're the high scorers on 100.

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-Have you had some ideas?

-Yes, I have.

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-Do you follow Formula 1?

-I do watch it, most of the time.

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-But I can never remember who's doing what, where and when.

-Yeah.

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But I think I know two that might be quite good answers.

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So we'll go with one of them and I'm going with Qatar.

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Qatar, you're saying. OK, there's no red line for you.

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just hope this is right and goes down as far as it can.

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Qatar. Is that right? How many people said it?

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Oh, no! Jude!

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Unfortunately, that's an incorrect answer so you score the maximum 100 points.

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-That takes your total up to 200.

-I'm sorry, Jude.

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I think also that gives you membership of our coveted 400 club!

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-Wonderful!

-Yes!

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We meet regularly. We just watch Tim Burton films and chat about Formula 1!

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It's fun! Now then, Phil, we come to you. The good news is you're through to the next round.

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But I bet there are other pointless answers in this round.

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Well, I had a few lined up. Some safe ones.

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-But I'm going to have a stab at Canada.

-Canada. Canada,

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says Phil. No red line for you, you're through whatever happens.

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Canada. Is it right and how many people said it?

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It's right.

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20 for Canada takes your total up to 22. Richard?

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Held in Montreal at the Gilles Villeneuve circuit.

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Elliott, we're after countries that have hosted the Formula 1 Grand Prix.

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You're on nothing. The high scorers are so far out of your reach.

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You could just say a safe answer, or follow Maxwell's example

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and see if you can find a pointless answer.

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-Do you follow Formula 1?

-I don't. I never watch it.

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Max is the boffin on this one.

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But I'm going to go for a wild stab in the dark.

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I have a few that I know are definitely Formula 1 countries.

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But I'm going to go for the United Arab Emirates.

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The United Arab Emirates.

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Is it right and if so, how many people said the United Arab Emirates?

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No red line. You're through anyway.

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It's right.

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Down it goes!

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Still going down. Two!

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That was a phenomenal answer, Elliott.

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All the better for being a guess. It takes your total to two. Richard?

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Well played. First held in 2009 in Abu Dhabi.

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-Dubai, of course, Chris, part of the United Arab Emirates.

-Ian?

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You're through to the next round.

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I'll just take a stab at a country. I know a couple.

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So I'll say Portugal.

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Portugal says Ian. Let's see if that's right and if so, how many of our 100 people said Portugal.

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It's right.

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It's a brilliant answer. Fantastic, Ian.

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Seven. That takes your total up to 11.

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The second lowest score of the round. Well done. Richard?

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Again, not for a while. 1996 was the last Portuguese Grand Prix.

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You are our standard bearers to get rid of the curse of the returning couples!

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There is only one pointless answer in this round. Maxwell picked the only one off the board.

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That was Turkey. Let's see the other low scorers.

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Other low scorers, Sweden, South Africa, Netherlands, Switzerland.

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Well done if you got any of those.

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Let's see the most popular answers that most of our 100 people said.

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Thanks, Richard. At the end of Round One,

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the losing pair with the highest score again is Jude and Chris.

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We've had thoughtful and considered answers from you.

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For the right reasons, you've scored the maximum scores!

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They were the right reasons. You thought hard to try and reason a good answer.

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Jude and Chris, sorry we won't see more of you this time.

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Sorry you won't be breaking our jinx of the returning pairs.

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Thank you so much for coming. Jude and Chris. Great contestants.

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For the remaining three pairs, time for Round Two.

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Obviously, there's only room for two pairs in the head-to-head

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so one of the teams will be leaving at the end of this round.

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Our category for Round Two is...

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Can you decide in your pairs who's going first and who second.

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Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

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OK, our Round Two question concerns...

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-Musical boys and girls, Richard?

-Yes.

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On each pass we're going to show you six UK hit singles

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with the word boy or girl in the title.

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All you have to do is tell us which act performed that song.

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An obscure answer will score fewer points.

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An incorrect answer, as always, is 100 points.

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12 boys and girls to get at home.

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We want the artists who sang these songs with boy or girl in the title.

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I'll read those one more time.

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There are the girl or boy singles.

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We need the name of the artist of the most obscure one you know.

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The one the fewest of our 100 people got.

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-Steph?

-I was happy when I heard pop music come up,

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and now it's literally I don't know any.

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Two Little Boys - was it Rolf Harris?

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Two Little Boys, Rolf Harris. Is it right and if it is,

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let's see how many people knew that answer.

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It's exactly right.

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It's quite a high score, but a lot better than 100. 64, Two Little Boys.

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Yes. A number one single in 1969. Two Little Boys.

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Elliott? There are our songs about boys and girls.

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Right. I know a couple on that board.

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It's just trying to work out which one will be the most obscure.

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I'll go with Candy Girl at the top

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and say New Edition.

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New Edition, Candy Girl, says Elliott. That's good.

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Is it right and if so how many people knew that answer.

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It's exactly right.

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Very well done indeed. Six for Elliott. New Edition, Richard.

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Elliott and Maxwell are good, aren't they?

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Properly good. From 1983. Absolutely right. Bobby Brown.

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There we are. Now, then, Alan. The artists who had hits with these songs.

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Featuring the words boy or girl. You're the last person to have this board.

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It's a bit out my depth, this. I'm not sure on any of them.

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But I'm going to have a guess at Bad Boys.

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Duran Duran.

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Bad Boys. Duran Duran.

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Duran Duran says Alan for Bad Boys.

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If it's right, how many people knew that answer?

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-I'm not surprised.

-Bad luck, Alan. That's an incorrect answer

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so you score the maximum of 100 points.

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-Richard?

-Sorry, Alan, not Duran Duran. It's the same era.

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It's Wham! I'm afraid.

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Wham! would have scored you 12 points.

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-Alexander, West End Girls? 1975.

-Pet Shop Boys.

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Pet Shop Boys had a hit with it in that year.

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-Sunday Girl.

-Blondie.

-Absolutely. Scored 27.

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-And Goodnight Girl from '92?

-That one I don't know.

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-Wet Wet Wet.

-That's probably why I don't know that one!

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The best answer there Candy Girl. Well done, Elliott.

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Well done if you got that at home.

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Thank you, Richard. A brilliant score there from Elliott.

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It places Elliott and Maxwell in the position of being at the bottom of the table

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with only six points. A long way up we come to Steph and Ian on 64

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and then quite a long way up, Alan and Phil on 100.

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Phil, we're relying on you in the next pass.

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Can the second players please take their places at the podium.

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We're going to put six more hit singles with boy or girl in the title. Here they come.

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I'll read those one more time.

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We want the acts that performed these songs.

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You're trying to find the one that the fewest of our 100 people knew.

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Phil, is this a kindly board?

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The other one was better. I'm not sure of any of them, to be fair.

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I'm going to have a punt. Uptown Girl, Billy Joel.

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Billy Joel. Uptown Girl. No red line, as you're the high scorers.

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Let's see how you do with Uptown Girl, Billy Joel.

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It is right.

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58 takes your total up to 158. Richard.

0:22:420:22:46

-It just about still keeps you in the round. Number one in 1983 for Billy Joel.

-Maxwell.

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If you needed this safety net, you have it. You're through to the next round.

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But I have a feeling you're going to get the best answer.

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Definitely the previous board was better for me.

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But I think I'm going to go with My Boy Lollipop and Shirley Temple.

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I don't know about your brother's expressions, but he's making this face!

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I take it that's wrong!

0:23:140:23:17

We'll see. My Boy Lollipop, Shirley Temple.

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Is it right, and if so, how many people said it?

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Shirley Temple.

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Bad luck. It's incorrect. Scores you 100 points.

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Takes your total to 106, but you're through to the next round anyway. Richard?

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-Possibly you're thinking of On The Good Ship Lollipop.

-Ah!

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Now, then. Ian.

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You're the last person to have this board. The high scorers are Phil and Alan.

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You're on 64, which means 93 or less will see you into the head-to-head.

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-Fill in all those blanks if you like.

-There's only one that I know.

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That's China Girl, David Bowie.

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Is it right and if so, how many people said it. There's your red line.

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Below that red line, welcome to the head-to-head. China Town, David Bowie.

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It is right. You're through.

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Very well done. You're in the head-to-head. Richard?

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David Bowie, 65 years old! He's had over 50 Top 40 hits.

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-Wow.

-Not bad going, is it?

-Just you shut your mouth!

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-Yeah, I'll happily do that.

-No, that's...

-It's from the song.

-Yes.

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Let's take a look at the rest of the answers.

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Alan, can you tell us who in 1984 had a hit with The Wild Boys?

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-Duran Duran!

-Exactly, yes.

0:24:430:24:46

Exactly right. That would have scored 42 points.

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My Boy Lollipop sold over seven million copies worldwide.

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It was a hit for Millie in 1964. 29 points.

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Japanese Boy was Aneka.

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The stage name of Mary Sandeman, a Scottish folk singer. Six points.

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And Star Girl. Do you know? 2006.

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-McFly.

-Yes. McFly. Two points.

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I'll put my neck on the line and say that's a brilliant song by McFly.

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Genuinely a big fan. The best answer on the board. Well done if you got it at home.

0:25:140:25:19

Thank you very much. At the end of Round Two, the losing pair with the highest score is Alan and Phil.

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Oh, dear, oh, dear!

0:25:250:25:27

Had you got Wham! you'd probably still have lost.

0:25:270:25:30

But still...

0:25:300:25:31

It would have been. I still think that was very impressive, though.

0:25:310:25:36

Along the right lines. That was the song you were thinking of?

0:25:360:25:40

My daughter, she was into... She'll kill me cos she was into Wham!

0:25:400:25:45

Ah, well. Oh, dear, oh, dear.

0:25:470:25:49

We'll see you again, which is great news for us.

0:25:490:25:53

-You've been excellent contestants. Thank you.

-Thank you.

0:25:530:25:56

For the remaining pairs, things get more exciting in the head-to-head.

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Congratulations, Ian and Steph, Maxwell and Elliott,

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you're now only one round away from the final

0:26:110:26:14

and a chance to play for our jackpot which currently stands at £2,250.

0:26:140:26:19

Clearly only one pair can play for that money.

0:26:220:26:26

To decide who it'll be, you now go head-to-head on the best of three questions.

0:26:260:26:31

The first pair to win two questions plays for the jackpot.

0:26:310:26:34

The good news is you're now allowed to confer.

0:26:340:26:37

Let's play head-to-head.

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Here comes your first question. It concerns...

0:26:450:26:49

-Richard?

-We'll show you five pictures of current or former presenters of the Today programme.

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Can you name the most obscure of these, please?

0:27:000:27:03

OK. Thank you. Let's reveal our five Today programme presenters.

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There they are. Ian and Steph, you've played best so far.

0:27:240:27:28

You are our best bet we've had for a long time

0:27:280:27:31

to break this run of newcomers going through to the final.

0:27:310:27:36

So please consider hard and answer well.

0:27:360:27:39

But you get to go first.

0:27:390:27:41

Well, I thought C was George Galloway, but apparently it's not!

0:27:450:27:51

That's the only answer we have!

0:27:510:27:53

So let's hope he's done enough. George Galloway.

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C, George Galloway. That's not a terrible call, actually!

0:27:570:28:02

There we are. Maxwell and Elliott, talk us through the board.

0:28:020:28:07

-We've been let off the hook here.

-I certainly recognise the faces.

0:28:070:28:11

I know A does Mastermind, but I can't remember his name.

0:28:110:28:15

I know E, but I can't remember her name.

0:28:150:28:18

I think she might be a food critic as well.

0:28:180:28:21

-But we know C definitely isn't George Galloway, it's Des Lynam.

-Des Lynam.

0:28:210:28:25

So we have George Galloway, we have Des Lynam

0:28:250:28:28

jockeying to be the name behind C.

0:28:280:28:31

In the order they were given, George Galloway, gorgeous George Galloway,

0:28:310:28:36

say Ian and Steph. Is it right and if so, how many people said George Galloway.

0:28:360:28:41

No, I'm afraid!

0:28:420:28:44

Looking good for Maxwell and Elliott. They also chose C.

0:28:440:28:49

They said that's Des Lynam.

0:28:490:28:51

At this stage, all it has to be is correct. Is it?

0:28:510:28:54

Yep, it is.

0:28:540:28:56

65 people out of 100 knew that to be Des Lynam.

0:28:570:29:01

Very well done, Maxwell and Elliott, by the skin of your teeth there.

0:29:010:29:07

After one question you're up one-nil.

0:29:070:29:10

Yes, it was Dishy Des rather than Gorgeous George.

0:29:100:29:13

I'm worried the curse of the returning contestants is not going to be broken!

0:29:130:29:17

Let's go through the board.

0:29:170:29:19

A is indeed the man who does Mastermind.

0:29:190:29:22

We've seen Des Lynam on 65.

0:29:280:29:30

Do you recognise D?

0:29:300:29:32

-I sort of do recognise D.

-He presents Hard Talk on BBC News.

0:29:320:29:36

The best answer on the board. Well done if you said that at home,

0:29:370:29:41

unless you are him, in which case, come on, recognise yourself!

0:29:410:29:44

-And E is...

-Jenni Murray.

0:29:440:29:46

She also hosts Women's Hour.

0:29:460:29:49

-Well done if you got all five.

-Thank you.

0:29:490:29:52

Now, here comes our second question.

0:29:520:29:54

Ian and Steph, you know what you have to do.

0:29:540:29:57

We are relying on you. You have to break this jinx!

0:29:570:30:01

Our second question concerns...

0:30:010:30:03

George Clooney, Richard.

0:30:050:30:08

We'll see five clues, facts about George Clooney.

0:30:080:30:11

Which is the most obscure fact on this board?

0:30:110:30:14

Let's reveal our clues to facts about George Clooney. Here they come. We have got...

0:30:140:30:18

I'll read those one more time.

0:30:360:30:38

Five clues to facts about George Clooney.

0:30:550:30:57

Elliott and Maxwell, you go first.

0:30:570:31:00

You want the one that the fewest of our 100 people knew.

0:31:000:31:04

We've got a slight inkling on a few.

0:31:040:31:07

Nothing really positive on any.

0:31:070:31:09

We'll go with the Italian lake and Garda.

0:31:090:31:13

Garda. Lake Garda you are saying.

0:31:130:31:16

Ian and Steph,

0:31:160:31:18

you can take us through the board, if you like.

0:31:180:31:20

It won't take long as we don't know a single one!

0:31:200:31:25

One time I begged Ian to get me a pot-bellied pig and I used George Clooney as an example.

0:31:250:31:29

-I don't know the name of it.

-You don't know the name?

0:31:290:31:33

-No!

-The late pot-bellied pig.

-Let's guess the name of the pig.

0:31:330:31:38

The pot-bellied pig, we're going to call it Percy.

0:31:380:31:41

Percy the pot-bellied pig, you are saying. Percy the pig.

0:31:410:31:46

So in the order they were given,

0:31:460:31:48

Maxwell and Elliott have said the Italian lake on which his villa stands

0:31:480:31:52

is Lake Garda.

0:31:520:31:54

Is it right, and if it is, how many of our 100 people said that?

0:31:540:31:58

I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer.

0:32:000:32:02

Ian and Steph said George Clooney's late pot-bellied pig

0:32:020:32:05

rejoiced in the name of Percy.

0:32:050:32:08

Is it right, and if so, how many people said it? Percy the pig.

0:32:080:32:11

Richard?

0:32:150:32:17

It's a tough board. The highest score is 15. Let's take you through.

0:32:170:32:21

The Italian lake, it's not Garda, it's Lake Como.

0:32:210:32:25

His aunt who guest-starred in ER was Rosemary Clooney.

0:32:310:32:36

She had number one hits with This Old House and Mambo Italiano.

0:32:360:32:39

Was in White Christmas opposite Bing Crosby.

0:32:390:32:42

And the name of his late pot-bellied pig is the same as our favourite member of The Wanted,

0:32:480:32:53

-the answer is...

-Max.

-Absolutely right. A pointless answer.

0:32:530:32:58

-Well done if you went through the board. Obscure answers there.

-There we are.

0:32:580:33:02

After two questions, the score is still one-nil to Maxwell and Elliott.

0:33:020:33:07

You had a reprieve there, Ian and Steph!

0:33:070:33:09

You know what you have to do. Here's question three. It concerns...

0:33:090:33:14

We'll show you the names of five Shakespeare plays, but only the initials.

0:33:160:33:21

Tell us the name of the play. The most obscure answer scores a point.

0:33:210:33:25

Let's reveal our Shakespeare plays in initial form.

0:33:250:33:29

I'll read those one more time.

0:33:370:33:40

Ian and Steph, you go first again this time.

0:33:480:33:52

-Do we have an answer?

-Yes.

0:33:540:33:55

I would say AMND, A Midsummer Night's Dream.

0:33:550:33:59

A Midsummer Night's Dream. Thank you. Maxwell and Elliott, what will you go for?

0:33:590:34:04

We're going to go with KJ. It's not about John Humphrys,

0:34:040:34:08

but it's about King John.

0:34:080:34:11

King John. So we have A Midsummer Night's Dream and we have King John.

0:34:110:34:15

Ian and Steph, A Midsummer Night's Dream for AMND.

0:34:150:34:18

Is it right? If so, how many people said it?

0:34:180:34:21

It's right.

0:34:230:34:24

35 for A Midsummer Night's Dream.

0:34:330:34:36

King John say Maxwell and Elliott for KJ.

0:34:360:34:40

If you win this, we send our returning couple home

0:34:400:34:43

and you go through to the final.

0:34:430:34:45

King John. Is it right? How many people said it?

0:34:450:34:48

Well done. It's right.

0:34:480:34:50

I think... Yes, it sees you through to the final.

0:34:530:34:56

12 people got King John.

0:34:560:34:59

Which means after three questions, Maxwell and Elliott are through to the final two-nil.

0:34:590:35:05

Midsummer Night's Dream was the biggest answer on the board.

0:35:050:35:08

-TT is...

-The Tempest.

-Would have scored 34.

0:35:080:35:12

-MAAN.

-Much Ado About Nothing.

0:35:120:35:15

Right. That would have scored 22.

0:35:150:35:18

-TAC.

-Troilus and Cressida.

-That was the best answer with nine points.

0:35:180:35:22

-Well done if you got all of those.

-Thanks, Richard.

0:35:220:35:25

So the losing pair at the end of the head-to-head is Ian and Steph.

0:35:250:35:30

Well, you've done very well through to the head-to-head.

0:35:300:35:35

-But they were tough. Do you ever listen to the Today programme?

-No.

0:35:350:35:39

-How were you meant to know what they look like?

-Des Lynam's been on telly.

0:35:390:35:43

True, but Des Lynam was the... George Galloway! But still.

0:35:430:35:47

Tell you what, somewhere there's a small Scotsman going, "Yes!"

0:35:490:35:53

"Yes!" But I'm sorry to say we have to say goodbye to you here.

0:35:530:35:58

Our jinx continues.

0:35:580:35:59

But it's been lovely having you on the show. Ian and Steph!

0:35:590:36:04

But for Maxwell and Elliott it's time for our Pointless final.

0:36:040:36:08

Congratulations, Maxwell and Elliott. You fought off the competition and won our trophy.

0:36:120:36:18

Well done.

0:36:180:36:19

Now a chance to win our Pointless jackpot.

0:36:240:36:27

At the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at £2,250.

0:36:270:36:31

You've done very well. An amazing low score in that first round. The Formula 1 round.

0:36:350:36:41

You had a pointless answer, so you're responsible for the 250 quid.

0:36:410:36:45

Through Round Two and a clean sweep in the head-to-head.

0:36:450:36:48

Looks good. The rules are simple to win that money.

0:36:480:36:51

All you have to do is find a pointless answer.

0:36:510:36:54

Our one pointless answer today came from you.

0:36:540:36:57

You only have to find one more and you go home with the money. Choose a category.

0:36:570:37:01

You can choose from these five options.

0:37:010:37:04

I don't think literary awards is us. Not sure about politics.

0:37:120:37:15

-Seventies music is a bit before me.

-I could give it a go.

0:37:150:37:19

-I think it's going to be actresses because it's the one...

-We can both have a stab at.

0:37:190:37:24

Actresses it's going to be.

0:37:240:37:26

Let's find out what your question is.

0:37:260:37:29

We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name

0:37:290:37:32

as many Renee Zellweger films as they could.

0:37:320:37:36

-Renee Zellweger, Richard.

-Any film made for general cinema release

0:37:360:37:40

for which Renee Zellweger has received an acting credit up to the end of 2011.

0:37:400:37:44

No TV films, short films or documentaries.

0:37:440:37:47

Voice performances do count.

0:37:470:37:49

You have one minute to find three answers.

0:37:490:37:52

All you need to win that £2,250 is for just one answer to be pointless.

0:37:520:37:58

OK. Let's put 60 seconds on the clock.

0:37:580:38:00

There they are. Your time starts now.

0:38:000:38:03

Bridget Jones and the other one. I don't know what the second one was.

0:38:030:38:07

Um... There's... God, I had it a second ago.

0:38:070:38:11

-Jerry Maguire.

-Yes.

0:38:140:38:16

Any time you fancy saying something...

0:38:170:38:21

I'm sure she's done the voices of... Not Shrek.

0:38:220:38:25

-But...

-What was the...

-Something... Something like that.

0:38:250:38:31

-Renee Zellweger.

-Renee Zellweger.

0:38:330:38:35

-I'm sure she's been in Pixar or something.

-Chick-flick stuff.

0:38:350:38:40

Renee Zellweger.

0:38:400:38:42

Was she in any Jim Carey ones?

0:38:450:38:47

No, that's Cameron Diaz.

0:38:490:38:51

-We haven't got much time.

-Ten seconds.

-What's the second one? The second Bridget Jones?

0:38:510:38:57

-The Edge of Reason.

-Yeah.

0:38:570:38:59

That's going to have to be our three.

0:38:590:39:02

There's your time up.

0:39:030:39:05

We were looking for Renee Zellweger films. I need your three answers.

0:39:050:39:10

-Well, shall we go for Bridget Jones.

-The Edge of Reason.

0:39:100:39:13

Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason.

0:39:130:39:15

-Gnomeo and Juliet.

-Gnomeo and Juliet.

0:39:150:39:20

-And Jerry Maguire.

-Of those three,

0:39:200:39:22

which is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:39:220:39:25

-We'll stick Bridget Jones at the end.

-Put Bridget Jones at the end.

0:39:250:39:29

-Because it was a guess, Gnomeo and Juliet.

-Gnomeo and Juliet we'll put first.

0:39:290:39:33

Let's put them up in that order. Here they come.

0:39:330:39:36

We were looking for Renee Zellweger films.

0:39:420:39:45

Gnomeo and Juliet was your least confident shot at a pointless answer.

0:39:450:39:50

Obviously it has to be correct and pointless to win that £2,250 jackpot.

0:39:500:39:55

Is it right? If so, how many people said Gnomeo and Juliet.

0:39:550:39:59

Unfortunately not a pointless answer.

0:40:030:40:06

What would you do with £2,250?

0:40:060:40:08

I'd go on holiday. Somewhere nice.

0:40:080:40:11

-And mine would probably be sunk into my money-pit of a house!

-OK.

0:40:110:40:15

We're looking for Renee Zellweger films. Let's hope nobody said Jerry Maguire.

0:40:150:40:21

This might be right, but it has to be pointless to win the jackpot.

0:40:210:40:25

So for £2,250, how many people said Jerry Maguire?

0:40:250:40:29

It's right.

0:40:290:40:31

Down it goes.

0:40:330:40:35

You felt this might be quite well known

0:40:350:40:38

but it's going down into the 20s, into the teens. Jerry Maguire.

0:40:380:40:41

Look at that - nine!

0:40:410:40:44

That's quite surprisingly low.

0:40:470:40:49

-Lower than I thought.

-Maybe it's looking good for your last answer.

0:40:490:40:53

Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason.

0:40:530:40:55

One more chance to win today's jackpot of £2,250.

0:40:550:40:59

We are looking for Renee Zellweger films. Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason.

0:40:590:41:04

Is it right and how many people said it. Best of luck.

0:41:040:41:07

It's right.

0:41:070:41:08

Down it goes. We went down to nine for Jerry Maguire.

0:41:080:41:12

Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason.

0:41:120:41:14

Might this take you down to zero and win you that £2,250...

0:41:140:41:18

Bad luck. Unfortunately you didn't find that all-important pointless answer

0:41:240:41:29

so you don't win today's jackpot of £2,250 which rolls over to the next show.

0:41:290:41:34

You've been brilliant contestants and you do take home our Pointless trophy.

0:41:340:41:38

-Richard?

-Unlucky, Maxwell and Elliott. You played very well throughout.

0:41:420:41:48

Bridget Jones's Diary was the biggest scorer, the first film there. Chicago and Big Mountain.

0:41:480:41:54

Three animated films. Monsters vs Aliens and Shark Tale scored two

0:41:540:41:58

and another which is a pointless answer. Let's see the pointless ones.

0:41:580:42:02

A Price Above Rubies with Christopher Eccleston. Appaloosa. Bee Movie, the Jerry Seinfeld animation.

0:42:020:42:08

That would have won you the money. Liar. One True Thing with Meryl Streep.

0:42:080:42:13

Winona Ryder film Reality Bites was pointless.

0:42:130:42:15

The Bachelor with Chris O'Donnell.

0:42:150:42:18

The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. How could you guys forget that?

0:42:180:42:23

And The Whole Wide World.

0:42:230:42:25

-Well done if you got any at home.

-Thank you. Unfortunately,

0:42:250:42:29

we have to say goodbye, Maxwell and Elliott.

0:42:290:42:32

It's been brilliant having you here. Superb contestants. Thanks for playing. Maxwell and Elliott.

0:42:320:42:38

Maxwell and Elliott didn't win our jackpot so it rolls over to the next show

0:42:410:42:46

when we will be playing for £3,250.

0:42:460:42:50

-Join us then to see if someone wins it. But it's goodbye from Richard.

-Goodbye.

0:42:520:42:57

And goodbye from me. Goodbye!

0:42:570:42:58

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