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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
Thank you very much. I'm Alexander Armstrong, | 0:00:23 | 0:00:25 | |
and welcome to Pointless, | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
the quiz show where the aim of the game | 0:00:27 | 0:00:28 | |
is to score as few points as you can. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
Let's meet today's players. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:00:32 | 0:00:36 | |
Now welcome, Peter and Debbie. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
You are our first pair on the show today. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
How do you two know each other? | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
She's my daughter. My eldest daughter. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
Your eldest daughter. And where are you from, Debbie? | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
-Boreham Wood in Hertfordshire. -How about you, Peter? | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
I'm from Frimley Green, where the darts come from. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:52 | |
Very good! Frimley Green. What do you do, Peter? | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
-I'm retired now. -And what did you do? | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
I was in the international transport business for 35-odd years. | 0:00:57 | 0:01:01 | |
So whereabouts did you transport to? | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
Europe, or beyond? | 0:01:04 | 0:01:05 | |
Really anywhere in the world. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
I mean, I think I worked it out. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
I've visited 54 countries, slept in 90 different cities. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:14 | |
What a boring life I've had, eh? | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
I wouldn't say! | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
SLEPT in different cities. That's a funny way of putting it. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:21 | |
-Sounds rather racy, Peter! -LAUGHTER | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
"I've slept in 94 different cities." | 0:01:24 | 0:01:28 | |
Want to make it 95? | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
So other than world geography, what would be a good topic? | 0:01:32 | 0:01:34 | |
Erm, I like the older American musicals. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:38 | |
OK, that's quite specific. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:41 | |
-Politics. -Politics would be good for you? Right. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
-A lot of people say that's their least favourite subject. -Yes, that's what I'm hoping. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:47 | |
Debbie, what do you do? | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
I'm a school secretary at a primary school. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
What do you do when you're not doing that? | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
I'm a great one for the food. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
So along with that is a diet club and the gym. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
Excellent! Do you cook a lot? | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
Yes, and I've got more cookery books than anything else in the house. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
My husband despairs. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
Very best of luck, Peter and Debbie. It's lovely to have you on the show. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:09 | |
Next, welcome back Steve and Gareth. You were on the show last time. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
Everyone gets two chances to reach the Pointless final. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
This is your second and final chance. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
Remind us how you two know each other. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
Steve's the boyfriend of my younger sister. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
And what happened last time, Steve? | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
Erm, we don't read a lot, | 0:02:25 | 0:02:26 | |
so the literature round was pretty much our worst subject. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
So we got 200, which is quite good. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
Oh, yes, that's right. You were the 200 club, Round Two. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
Not so bad. What would you like to see today, Gareth? | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
Sport, maybe some movies. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
Movies served us quite well last time we were here. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:42 | |
OK, very good. Steve, how about you? | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
Music. Big on '80s and '90s music because of my mobile DJ-ing. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:49 | |
-Do you still do the mobile DJ-ing? -I do, occasionally. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
Well, let's hope we see more of you than we did last time. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
Best of luck. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:55 | |
Next, we welcome back Fiona and Paul. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
You were also on the show last time. | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
Remind us how you know each other. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:00 | |
-We're married. -You're married. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
And how did you do last time, Paul? | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
-Well, a bit of a disaster, really. -It was, it was a terrible disaster! | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
I was expecting great things from you. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
Erm, well, it was a category that unfortunately | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
-Fiona didn't know anything about. -Ben Stiller. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
-Ben Stiller films, yeah. -Who? | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
-Exactly. -Well...Ha-ha! | 0:03:16 | 0:03:17 | |
Ben Stiller. Now you know who he is now, Fiona? | 0:03:17 | 0:03:20 | |
-No! -LAUGHTER | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
What's going to be good? It won't be Ben Stiller. You can relax. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
Human biology, nutrition, musicals. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:29 | |
Anything you'd hate to see come up today? | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
We would hate soaps. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
-That would be a disaster. -Or sports. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
Well, not totally on sports. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
I would be all right on sport, but Fiona would be a problem. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
Fiona wouldn't enjoy it. Sport and Ben Stiller? | 0:03:41 | 0:03:43 | |
-No! -Yes! | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
Anyway, very best of luck to you, Fiona and Paul. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
I'm sure we'll see much more of you today. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
And finally, we welcome back Mark and Bevis. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
You were also on the show last time. Remind us how you know each other. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
We're brothers. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:55 | |
And remind us what happened last time, Bevis. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:59 | |
Er, we did OK. We got to the head-to-head. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
I mean, you looked like you were absolutely cruising | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
through the head-to-head. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:05 | |
And then Ray and Marion suddenly plucked an answer out of thin air, | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
made up an answer that happened to be right and beat yours. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
We saw a RAY of hope and it was snatched away. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:15 | |
Yeah, it was, appropriately enough by Ray, in fact. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:04:17 | 0:04:18 | |
Bevis, remind us what you do for a job. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:21 | |
I work for a social housing company. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:23 | |
I provide housing support for people. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
But we discovered last time you are the leading light | 0:04:26 | 0:04:29 | |
of the Torquay Amateur Dramatic Society. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
I do some stuff, yeah, with them. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:32 | |
You've been in the "Scottish play". | 0:04:32 | 0:04:36 | |
Mac... Macbeth. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:37 | |
The S... | 0:04:37 | 0:04:38 | |
Oh, well, THANKS, Richard(!) I was specially... | 0:04:38 | 0:04:42 | |
Because last time when Macbeth came up and... Oh. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
Last time Macbeth came up | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
and I mentioned it, I stubbed my toe as I was leaving. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
I'll tell you something else about Macbeth. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
People say you shouldn't say Macbeth. I don't see why. Just say Macbeth. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
-Yeah? -What's Macbeth going to do? | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
Macbeth, Macbeth, Macbeth, Macbeth, Macbeth. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
-Yeah? -It's nonsense, isn't it? | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
All those heavy bits of machinery, | 0:05:00 | 0:05:01 | |
just hanging by a thread above your head and mine. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:06 | |
Macbeth, Macbeth, Macbeth. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:08 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
Woo-oh! | 0:05:11 | 0:05:15 | |
Oh, dear. Now there we are, it's all fine. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
-Bevis has played... Bevis has... -LAUGHTER | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
-Bevis has played Macbeth. -Hm? | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
-Bevis played Macbeth... -Don't say Bevis! | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:05:24 | 0:05:25 | |
Don't you know anything about Torquay amateur dramatics? | 0:05:25 | 0:05:28 | |
Say Bevis, it's bad luck. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:29 | |
Mark and Bevis, it's great to have you back on the show. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:32 | |
You made it to the head-to-head last time. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
I have every hope you will again today. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
We'll find out more about you during the show. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:39 | |
There's only one person left for me to introduce, a man blacklisted | 0:05:39 | 0:05:42 | |
from every pub quiz in the country on account of his obscure knowledge. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
It's my Pointless friend, Richard. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
Hiya. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
Hello, hiya. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
There you go. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:55 | |
-Yeah. -Yeah. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:56 | |
-There it is. -There it is. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
I'm not going to tire of that joke. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:06:00 | 0:06:02 | |
How are you, are you well? | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
-Yeah, I'm very well, thank you. -Excellent. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
We've got three returning pairs today, so a very familiar line-up | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
and last time Mark and Bevis did very well. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:11 | |
They were unlucky because they actually lost out to a fluke. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
They lost out to a guess, | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
so they'll be very hard to beat this time, I think. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
It should be a very close contest, especially as | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
Round One should be very good for Peter, I think. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
I look forward to that. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
All our questions on Pointless have been put to 100 people | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
before the show. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:27 | |
But we're looking for the obscure answers that they didn't get. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:30 | |
To stay in the game and be in with a chance of winning our jackpot, | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
our players need to score as few points as they can. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
What everyone is trying to do is to find a pointless answer, | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
that's an answer that none of our 100 people gave, and every time | 0:06:38 | 0:06:42 | |
that happens, if it happens, we will add £250 to the jackpot. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:45 | |
Nobody won the jackpot last time so we add another £1,000 to that, | 0:06:45 | 0:06:49 | |
so today's jackpot starts off at £5,250. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:53 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
OK, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
Right, in this first round each of you must give me one answer | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
and you cannot confer with your partner. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
Whichever pair has the highest score at the end of the round will be | 0:07:09 | 0:07:13 | |
eliminated, and if anyone gives an incorrect answer | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
they will score the maximum of 100 points, so try and avoid those. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
OK, our first category today is Currencies. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:21 | |
Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first, | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
and who's going to go second? | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:31 | |
OK, our question concerns ISO Currency Codes. Richard. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:39 | |
Yes, as you know, | 0:07:39 | 0:07:40 | |
if you've been to a bureau de change, every world currency | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
has a three letter ISO currency code, so for example, USD is US dollars. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
We're going to give you seven of those codes in each pass. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
Can you tell us the name of the country and currency | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
that those codes stand for, please? | 0:07:51 | 0:07:52 | |
There's going to be 14 in all to have a go at at home. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
A couple of easy ones but some very tough ones there as well. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
I don't doubt it. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
OK, Peter and Debbie, you all drew lots before the show | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
and today, you are going first. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:04 | |
So, we're looking for the countries | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
and currencies of these ISO codes and we have got... | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
I'll read those all one more time. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
So there we are. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
Blimey, Debbie, good luck with that. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:36 | |
Gee, thanks. Yes. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
Right, unfortunately I do only think I only know the one which is going | 0:08:38 | 0:08:42 | |
to be really high, which is GBP, which is the Great Britain sterling. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:47 | |
Great Britain sterling, says Debbie, GBP, Great Britain sterling. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:50 | |
Is that right and if it is, how many people knew that answer? | 0:08:50 | 0:08:54 | |
-Ooh, 79. Well... -I knew it would be high. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
It's 21 better than 100. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:01 | |
79. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:02 | |
You may find that that's 21 better | 0:09:02 | 0:09:05 | |
than quite a few people score in this round. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:08 | |
We'll see. Richard. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:09 | |
You'd have thought it'd have got more than that. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
Do you know the Scots Gaelic term for pound sterling is punnd Sasannach? | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
-Is it really? -Yeah. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:16 | |
-Properly? -Yeah. -Thank you. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:20 | |
-Steve, how's the board look to you? -All right. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
There's three or four that I know apart from the one that's gone. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:26 | |
OK. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:27 | |
I'm going to go for the top one, that's Thailand and the baht. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:31 | |
The Thailand baht. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:32 | |
The Thai baht, you are saying, let's see if that's right | 0:09:32 | 0:09:35 | |
and if it is, let's see how many people said the Thai baht. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
25. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:47 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:09:47 | 0:09:48 | |
25 for the Thai baht, very well done, Steve. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
Thai baht, Richard. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:54 | |
Good answer, Steve, 100 satang make a baht. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:57 | |
It sounds delicious. | 0:09:57 | 0:09:58 | |
-Mm. -Mm. I'm not sure | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
I could have a whole hundred satang in my baht, | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
-but a baht, mm. -LAUGHTER | 0:10:02 | 0:10:04 | |
There we are. Paul. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
I've got a couple I know. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
One I'm sure of, one I'm pretty sure of, | 0:10:10 | 0:10:13 | |
so I'm going to try CHF, Switzerland franc. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:18 | |
CHF, the Swiss franc, says Paul. Let's see if that's right | 0:10:18 | 0:10:22 | |
and if it is, let's see how many people said the Swiss franc, CHF. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:26 | |
It's right. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
17. Very well done. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:10:34 | 0:10:37 | |
That's a great answer, Paul. Swiss franc. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
Good answer. The only place in Europe they still use francs. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
-Yeah? -That's at time of recording, yes. -Yes. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:45 | |
By the time this goes out, they'll all be back to them, won't they? | 0:10:45 | 0:10:48 | |
Yeah. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:49 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:10:49 | 0:10:51 | |
Mark, you're the last person to have this board. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
Now, I saw you nodding vigorously then. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
I think this might be a good subject for you. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
There were a few that, yeah, I knew the Thai baht, | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
guessed the franc and so I'm guessing you've got | 0:11:01 | 0:11:05 | |
the Australian dollar at the bottom, I'm guessing maybe | 0:11:05 | 0:11:08 | |
a Venezuelan dollar in the middle, but a few years ago I went to | 0:11:08 | 0:11:12 | |
South Africa so I'm going to go for ZAR, South African rand. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:16 | |
The South African rand, ZAR. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
Let's see if that's right | 0:11:18 | 0:11:20 | |
and if it is, let's see how many people knew that answer. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:24 | |
Well done, it's right. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
17 our lowest score in the pass so far. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:28 | |
You've beaten that, 6, very well done indeed, Mark. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:33 | |
-That's a great answer, 6 for the South African rand. -APPLAUSE | 0:11:33 | 0:11:36 | |
Good answer, Mark. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
This round didn't cause anyone any troubles at all. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
I thought it might do. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
It replaced the South African pound in 1961. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
Let's take a look through the other ones. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
You're quite right, the bottom one is the Australian dollar, | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
that would have scored you 71. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
If you'd said Venezuelan dollar, you'd have scored 100 points. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:55 | |
It's the Vietnamese dong. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:57 | |
It would have scored you 3 points. | 0:11:57 | 0:12:00 | |
And KES is the Kenyan shilling, which would have scored you 7 points, | 0:12:00 | 0:12:04 | |
so the Vietnamese dong is the best answer on that board. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:07 | |
And let's face it, the funniest. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:10 | |
OK, let's take a look at the scores, we're halfway through the round. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:12 | |
Mark and Bevis, you are on 6, very well done indeed, | 0:12:12 | 0:12:17 | |
a lovely low score, then we come up to 17, where we find Paul and Fiona, | 0:12:17 | 0:12:21 | |
up to 25, where Steve and Gareth are. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:24 | |
Then up to 79 for Debbie and Peter. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:27 | |
-Yes, that's quite a high score. -It is. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
Peter, luckily you are the man to reverse the fortunes. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:33 | |
OK, we're going to come back down the line. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:35 | |
Can the second players please take their places at the podium? | 0:12:35 | 0:12:39 | |
OK, we've got seven more ISO codes on the board and here they come. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:45 | |
We have got... | 0:12:45 | 0:12:46 | |
I'll read them all one more time. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:57 | |
OK, now remember, we are looking for the countries | 0:13:06 | 0:13:09 | |
and currencies represented by these ISO codes and obviously | 0:13:09 | 0:13:12 | |
you're trying to find the one the fewest of our 100 people knew. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:16 | |
Now then, Bevis, Mark did fantastically well there... | 0:13:16 | 0:13:18 | |
-He did. -..with a low score of six. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:20 | |
He did. I'm not very good on this. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
Are you going to be able to match this? | 0:13:22 | 0:13:25 | |
The high scorers at the moment are Peter and Debbie on 79, | 0:13:25 | 0:13:27 | |
-which means a score of 72 or less from you... -OK. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
..will be enough to see you through. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
There's a couple there that I think are probably obvious | 0:13:31 | 0:13:36 | |
and I'm going to have to choose one because I don't know the others. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:40 | |
I'm going to go for INR, Indian rupee. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:44 | |
The INR, you're saying, is the Indian rupee. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
Let's see if that's right and if it is, how many people said it. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:50 | |
There's your red line. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:51 | |
Below that red line, through to the next round. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:54 | |
Indian rupee, is it right? | 0:13:54 | 0:13:56 | |
Yep, it is, very well done | 0:13:56 | 0:13:58 | |
and you are through to the next round. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:01 | |
24, great answer. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:04 | |
24 takes your total up to a nice round 30. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:07 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:14:07 | 0:14:08 | |
-Richard. -Safely through, Bevis. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:10 | |
India one of the first ever countries to introduce coins, | 0:14:10 | 0:14:13 | |
from the sixth century BC. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
Rupees have been around since the 1500s. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
Fiona, you are on 17. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:20 | |
The high scorers are still Peter and Debbie on 79, | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
which means 61 or less will see you through to the next round. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:27 | |
Well, I was going to go for the Indian rupee. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:31 | |
I know, I think, two others. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:34 | |
Of those, I think possibly the best one score-wise | 0:14:34 | 0:14:38 | |
could be JPY, Japanese yen. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:41 | |
The Japanese yen, JPY. There it is. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:44 | |
There's your red line. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
If you get below that red line you are through to the next round. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:49 | |
JPY, is it the Japanese yen? How many people said it? | 0:14:49 | 0:14:53 | |
It's right. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:57 | |
Ooh, 64, | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
that scores you. Takes your total up to 81. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:04 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
-Richard. -Close-run thing now. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
Do you know what yen means, literally, in Japan? | 0:15:08 | 0:15:10 | |
In Japan, no. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:11 | |
It means "round object". | 0:15:11 | 0:15:14 | |
-That's good, isn't it? -That's nice, isn't it? | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
-Yeah, it's exactly what it is. -Yeah. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:19 | |
So remember, we're looking for the countries | 0:15:19 | 0:15:21 | |
and the currencies represented by these codes. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:24 | |
Gareth, you're on 25, the high scorers are Fiona and Paul on 81. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:28 | |
If you could score 55 or less | 0:15:28 | 0:15:30 | |
you are through to the next round. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:31 | |
OK, well, Japanese yen was going to be my answer so that's gone. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:36 | |
The only one I think I know, and I'm going to have to go for it, | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
NZD, that's New Zealand dollar. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:41 | |
The New Zealand dollar, the NZD you're going to go for. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:44 | |
Here's your red line. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:46 | |
You want to get below that red line, ideally, to see yourselves | 0:15:46 | 0:15:49 | |
through to the next round. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:51 | |
The New Zealand dollar, says Gareth. Is it right? | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
How many people said it? | 0:15:53 | 0:15:56 | |
It's right. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:57 | |
-Ooh, it's a high score. -APPLAUSE | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
73, takes your total up to 98. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:05 | |
Richard. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:06 | |
Yes, a pretty big score, especially considering | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
your opponent's slept in 94 cities in the world. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:12 | |
Yeah, Peter, you are the last person to have this board | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
so you can tidy up here. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:16 | |
Before you do, I'm just going to point out that the high scorers | 0:16:16 | 0:16:19 | |
on 98 are Gareth and Steve. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:21 | |
You're on 79, which means you must score 18 or less. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:26 | |
There's one I certainly know, do you want me to go through them? | 0:16:26 | 0:16:29 | |
Go through them if you like. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:30 | |
SEK is the Swedish krona, but the real gamble will be RWF, | 0:16:30 | 0:16:34 | |
we'll try the Rwandan franc. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:35 | |
Let's have a gamble. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:37 | |
The Rwandan franc, says Peter. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:40 | |
Oh, he's good, isn't he, for RWF? | 0:16:40 | 0:16:42 | |
RWF, Rwandan franc. This could be pointless, maybe it's pointless, | 0:16:42 | 0:16:45 | |
Peter, in which case you'll add 250 quid to our jackpot. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:48 | |
The Rwandan franc, let's see if it's right and if it is | 0:16:48 | 0:16:50 | |
how many people said it. There is your red line, | 0:16:50 | 0:16:53 | |
you have to get below that or we say goodbye to you. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
Rwandan franc. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:58 | |
It's right. Very well done, Peter. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:02 | |
OK, it's all going in the right direction, | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
down it goes, down it goes, you've done it! | 0:17:04 | 0:17:07 | |
-Oh! -APPLAUSE | 0:17:07 | 0:17:09 | |
Very well done, Peter, that scores you 1 point | 0:17:09 | 0:17:12 | |
and it rounds your score up to a lovely low 80 points, | 0:17:12 | 0:17:15 | |
very well done indeed. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:17 | |
That's the way to play Pointless, isn't it? | 0:17:17 | 0:17:19 | |
Very, very well played, Peter. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:21 | |
Rwandan franc, also a guy who drinks in my local pub, Rwandan Frank. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:25 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:17:25 | 0:17:27 | |
Funnily enough, if you'd gone for SEK as well, Swedish krona, | 0:17:27 | 0:17:30 | |
you also would have qualified. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:32 | |
You didn't need to take the risk because that's only 17 points. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:35 | |
PLN is the Polish zloty, it would have scored you 2 points | 0:17:35 | 0:17:39 | |
and up at the top of the board, MXN, it's the Mexican peso. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:43 | |
That would have scored 3 points. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:46 | |
So RWF, Rwandan franc, very much the best answer on that board. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
Well done if you got all those at home. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:50 | |
OK, well, thank you very much indeed, Richard. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:53 | |
So at the end of the first round, the losing pair with the highest | 0:17:53 | 0:17:56 | |
score, I'm afraid, Gareth and Steve. | 0:17:56 | 0:17:59 | |
Oh dear, oh dear, and you being returners and all that. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:03 | |
-Yeah, afraid so. -This really is goodbye. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:05 | |
It's obvious once you see the answers, | 0:18:05 | 0:18:06 | |
but if you have to guess them... | 0:18:06 | 0:18:08 | |
The Mexican peso, after thinking about it, | 0:18:08 | 0:18:10 | |
I would have known that, but... | 0:18:10 | 0:18:12 | |
You know, I'd never have got that, MXN, but there we are. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:15 | |
I'm afraid this is where we say goodbye. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:17 | |
You've been excellent contestants. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
-Thank you so much for playing, Gareth and Steve. -Thank you. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:22 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:18:22 | 0:18:23 | |
But for the remaining three pairs it's now time for Round Two. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
There's only going to be room for two pairs in the head-to-head, | 0:18:31 | 0:18:34 | |
so one of the teams in front of me now will be | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
leaving at the end of this round. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
OK, our category for Round Two is Football. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:43 | |
Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first, | 0:18:43 | 0:18:45 | |
who's going to go second? | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:49 | |
OK, let's find out the question. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:56 | |
We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many United football teams as they could. | 0:18:56 | 0:19:01 | |
Richard? | 0:19:01 | 0:19:02 | |
We want any team that played in any of the four | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
professional divisions of English football | 0:19:04 | 0:19:06 | |
in 2011-2012 with the word "United" in their name, please. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:11 | |
OK, thank you very much indeed. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:14 | |
Debbie, we are looking for United football teams in the top four | 0:19:14 | 0:19:19 | |
English football leagues. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:21 | |
I'm going to have to go with one of the very obvious ones, | 0:19:21 | 0:19:24 | |
Newcastle United. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:27 | |
-Which will be right up the top. -Newcastle United. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:30 | |
They hope! | 0:19:30 | 0:19:31 | |
Let's see if that's correct. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
If it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Newcastle United. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:37 | |
It's right! | 0:19:39 | 0:19:40 | |
-Down it goes, 49. -Lower than I thought. | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:19:45 | 0:19:47 | |
49 for Newcastle United. Richard? | 0:19:48 | 0:19:51 | |
Not bad at all, Debbie. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:52 | |
Not a bad score. In the Premier League, obviously. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:55 | |
Paul? | 0:19:55 | 0:19:57 | |
You've had a little moment to think, | 0:19:57 | 0:19:59 | |
what is the most obscure United football team you can think of? | 0:19:59 | 0:20:02 | |
I have one which I think is right but I'm not 100% sure. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:06 | |
So, I think I'll go for Leeds United. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:11 | |
Leeds United, says Paul, let's see if that's right. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:13 | |
If it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Leeds United. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:17 | |
Yep, absolutely right. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:20 | |
60! | 0:20:22 | 0:20:24 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:20:24 | 0:20:25 | |
60. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:27 | |
Toon on 49, Leeds 60. | 0:20:28 | 0:20:31 | |
Leeds United is a big name. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:33 | |
Newcastle, maybe people think they are just called Newcastle. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:36 | |
Whereas Leeds, it's Leeds United. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:38 | |
Now then, Bevis? | 0:20:38 | 0:20:40 | |
OK, I can think of a few, | 0:20:40 | 0:20:42 | |
but I'm going to have to go for Torquay United. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:47 | |
Your hometown, Torquay United. Very well done. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:54 | |
I say that, let's see if it's right. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:55 | |
And if it is, how many of 100 people said Torquay United. Brilliant. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:59 | |
It's right. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:02 | |
Eight. Once again, Mark and Bevis scoring in the single figures. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:12 | |
-APPLAUSE -Torquay United. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:15 | |
Well done, Bevis, currently in League Two. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:18 | |
That fell very nicely for Bevis. Perfect. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
Excellent! Halfway through the round. Thank you, Richard. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:23 | |
Let's take a look at the scores as they stand. Eight, Bevis and Mark. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:27 | |
Once again, the pair to beat. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:31 | |
Then we come to 49, where we find Debbie and Peter. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:34 | |
Then 60 for Paul and Fiona. So, Fiona, we need an ace, | 0:21:34 | 0:21:38 | |
obscure United football team from you in the next pass. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:42 | |
Otherwise we'll have to say goodbye to you at the end of this round. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:45 | |
OK, can the second players please take their places at the podium? | 0:21:45 | 0:21:49 | |
OK, we are looking for United football teams. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
Obviously you're trying to find the most obscure one. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:58 | |
Mark, you are on eight. | 0:21:58 | 0:21:59 | |
The high scorers are Paul and Fiona on 60, | 0:21:59 | 0:22:01 | |
which means a score of 51 or less will see you straight through | 0:22:01 | 0:22:05 | |
to the head-to-head once again. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:07 | |
I think I'm going to undo all of Bevis's work and take away | 0:22:08 | 0:22:12 | |
the geezer reputation and admit I don't know much about football. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:16 | |
So, I'm going to go for Sheffield United. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:20 | |
Sheffield United? You are on eight, you want to be scoring 51 or less. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:25 | |
There's your red line. | 0:22:25 | 0:22:27 | |
Sheffield United, is it right? How many people said it? | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
You've done it! | 0:22:34 | 0:22:36 | |
You have done it! | 0:22:36 | 0:22:38 | |
-35, very well done, Mark. -APPLAUSE | 0:22:38 | 0:22:40 | |
Takes your total to 43, you're through. Richard? | 0:22:40 | 0:22:43 | |
Well done, the oldest of all the United clubs, been around since 1889. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:49 | |
Fiona? You are the high scorers on 60. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:52 | |
Your only hope is to find a really, really low-scoring, | 0:22:52 | 0:22:56 | |
obscure United team in the top four leagues of English football. | 0:22:56 | 0:23:01 | |
Portsmouth. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:05 | |
Portsmouth United? What do you think, Paul? | 0:23:05 | 0:23:08 | |
I think it's 100. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:10 | |
-Portsmouth? -I'm afraid. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:13 | |
Let's see if it's right and how many of our 100 people said Portsmouth. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:18 | |
There's no red line for you because you are the high scorers. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:21 | |
Bad luck, Fiona. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:24 | |
I'm afraid Paul is right, that is an incorrect answer. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:29 | |
That scores you 100, takes your total up to an unbeatable 160. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:32 | |
-Richard? -That's weird, Portsmouth usually score nothing! | 0:23:32 | 0:23:35 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:23:35 | 0:23:37 | |
There you go. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:42 | |
It's just Portsmouth, I'm afraid. Portsmouth FC. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:44 | |
Peter, the good news is you are through to the head-to-head | 0:23:44 | 0:23:47 | |
whatever you score. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:49 | |
But I have a feeling you might be quite good at this? | 0:23:49 | 0:23:52 | |
There is the obvious one, Manchester United. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:56 | |
And there's Southend United. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:57 | |
But as we're through, I won't gamble on Southend. | 0:23:57 | 0:24:00 | |
So I'm going to stick with Manchester United. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:03 | |
-Because I'm a coward. -That makes no sense at all. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:05 | |
You're through anyway, so why not gamble? | 0:24:05 | 0:24:08 | |
OK, Southend United. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:09 | |
OK, there we are, Peter, thank you, Southend United. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:12 | |
There's no red line for you because you are through whatever happens. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:15 | |
Let's see what our 100 people said, Southend United. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:18 | |
Is right! | 0:24:20 | 0:24:21 | |
Might it be a pointless answer? | 0:24:24 | 0:24:25 | |
It's a great answer either way, Peter. Takes your total to 54. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:32 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:24:32 | 0:24:34 | |
-Southend, Richard? -Well played. Currently in League Two. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:37 | |
There's only one pointless answer in the whole of English | 0:24:37 | 0:24:41 | |
professional football and that is Hereford United. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:43 | |
So very well done if you said that. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
We have Hartlepool United for 2. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:47 | |
Carlisle United, 3. Some other low scorers, Peterborough United, | 0:24:47 | 0:24:50 | |
Colchester United, Oxford United. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:52 | |
The top three, though. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:54 | |
These are the ones that most of our 100 people said. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:56 | |
Debbie gave us our third one, Newcastle United, 49. | 0:24:57 | 0:25:00 | |
Paul gave us the second biggest, Leeds United, 60. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:03 | |
What do you think Manchester United scored? | 0:25:03 | 0:25:06 | |
Was it the 100, have they gone the big 100? | 0:25:06 | 0:25:09 | |
It wasn't, they dropped a couple of points at home, | 0:25:09 | 0:25:12 | |
it's 98 points. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:13 | |
Thanks, Richard. At the end of that round, | 0:25:15 | 0:25:18 | |
the losing pair with the highest score, | 0:25:18 | 0:25:20 | |
I'm afraid, is Fiona and Paul. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:23 | |
It was Ben Stiller last time, and this time, | 0:25:23 | 0:25:25 | |
blooming United football teams. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:27 | |
We've had a great time anyway, thank you. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:30 | |
I knew Carlisle United, I was going to go for it, I should have done. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:34 | |
That was a mistake. Never mind, too late now. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:37 | |
Fiona and Paul, thanks for playing, been lovely having you on. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:39 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:25:39 | 0:25:41 | |
But for the remaining two pairs, things are about to get even | 0:25:41 | 0:25:44 | |
more exciting as we enter the head-to-head. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:46 | |
Congratulations, Mark and Bevis, Peter and Debbie, | 0:25:51 | 0:25:54 | |
you are only one round away from the final and the chance | 0:25:54 | 0:25:57 | |
to play for the jackpot, which currently stands at £5,250. | 0:25:57 | 0:26:02 | |
APPLAUSE AND WHOOPING | 0:26:02 | 0:26:04 | |
Clearly, only one pair can play for that, so to decide who, | 0:26:06 | 0:26:09 | |
you are now going to go head-to-head on the best of three questions. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:12 | |
The first pair to win two questions will be playing for the jackpot. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:17 | |
You are now allowed to confer. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:19 | |
-Let's play the head-to-head. -APPLAUSE | 0:26:19 | 0:26:23 | |
Here comes your first question. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:28 | |
And it concerns Radio DJs and Presenters. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:32 | |
Radio DJs and Presenters, Richard? | 0:26:32 | 0:26:36 | |
For this question, we will show you five pictures of radio DJs | 0:26:36 | 0:26:39 | |
and presenters. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:40 | |
Can you identify them and pick the most obscure, please? | 0:26:40 | 0:26:43 | |
OK, thanks very much. | 0:26:43 | 0:26:45 | |
Let's reveal our five radio DJs and/or presenters. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:48 | |
And we've got... | 0:26:48 | 0:26:49 | |
OK, so there go our five DJs and presenters. | 0:27:03 | 0:27:09 | |
Now, Mark and Bevis, | 0:27:09 | 0:27:10 | |
you've played best so far so you get to go first. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:13 | |
THEY WHISPER | 0:27:13 | 0:27:16 | |
OK, we have decided on D as Jo Wiley. | 0:27:18 | 0:27:21 | |
D, Jo Whiley? | 0:27:21 | 0:27:24 | |
You're saying D, Jo Whiley? | 0:27:24 | 0:27:26 | |
Peter and Debbie, you can do all of your conferring out loud. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:30 | |
Not a lot to confer, really. | 0:27:30 | 0:27:31 | |
I have a problem, I only listen to Classic FM | 0:27:31 | 0:27:34 | |
and I don't think any of those guys work for Classic FM. | 0:27:34 | 0:27:37 | |
C looks more classical, we'll go for one of your classical ones for C. | 0:27:38 | 0:27:41 | |
He's in a dickie bow. | 0:27:41 | 0:27:42 | |
Let's try William Browne, with an E, for C. | 0:27:42 | 0:27:47 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:27:47 | 0:27:49 | |
Is that a person you actually listen to on the radio? | 0:27:49 | 0:27:52 | |
I've absolutely no idea. | 0:27:52 | 0:27:53 | |
William Browne... | 0:27:53 | 0:27:54 | |
-With an E. -With an E. | 0:27:54 | 0:27:56 | |
Which one would you like to say? C? OK, it could have been B. | 0:27:56 | 0:28:01 | |
OK, C you are saying William Browne with an E. | 0:28:01 | 0:28:06 | |
Mark and Bevis are saying D, Jo Whiley. | 0:28:06 | 0:28:09 | |
D, Jo Whiley, let's see if it's right. | 0:28:09 | 0:28:10 | |
If it is, let's see how many people said Jo Whiley for D. | 0:28:10 | 0:28:14 | |
It's right. | 0:28:15 | 0:28:16 | |
26. | 0:28:22 | 0:28:23 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:28:23 | 0:28:25 | |
This is extraordinary, because last time | 0:28:28 | 0:28:30 | |
Mark and Bevis played, the pair they were playing against | 0:28:30 | 0:28:34 | |
guessed an answer and beat them. | 0:28:34 | 0:28:38 | |
Who would believe in a million years...? C has been | 0:28:38 | 0:28:44 | |
identified by Peter and Debbie as William Browne. | 0:28:44 | 0:28:46 | |
Let's see if it's right, and if it is let's see how many people said William Brown with an E. | 0:28:46 | 0:28:51 | |
No. No, sorry no. That would have been too good to be true. | 0:28:54 | 0:28:56 | |
I'm afraid William Browne with an E is an incorrect answer. | 0:28:56 | 0:29:00 | |
Which means Mark and Bevis, | 0:29:00 | 0:29:02 | |
after one question, you are ahead 1-0. Richard? | 0:29:02 | 0:29:04 | |
The very lovely Jo Whiley wins you the point. | 0:29:04 | 0:29:07 | |
Let's go through all of them. We'll get to C in a minute. | 0:29:07 | 0:29:10 | |
A, talking of lovely people, it's the lovely Scott Mills from Radio 1. | 0:29:10 | 0:29:14 | |
He would have scored you 16 points. | 0:29:14 | 0:29:16 | |
B also from Radio 1, co-presents with Nick Grimshaw, it's Annie Mac. | 0:29:16 | 0:29:19 | |
She would have scored you six points. | 0:29:19 | 0:29:22 | |
C is the best answer on the board | 0:29:22 | 0:29:23 | |
and least likely to present a classical show. | 0:29:23 | 0:29:26 | |
He is from Radio 1, Radio 2, Radio 6, all sorts of things, | 0:29:26 | 0:29:29 | |
Steve Lamacq would have scored you three points. | 0:29:29 | 0:29:32 | |
And E is a Classic FM presenter, Paul Gambaccini. | 0:29:32 | 0:29:37 | |
-Course he is. -And that would have scored you 29 points. | 0:29:37 | 0:29:40 | |
So would have lost you the point anyway. | 0:29:40 | 0:29:42 | |
Thanks. Here comes your second question. Peter and Debbie, | 0:29:42 | 0:29:46 | |
we need you to win this to stay in the game. | 0:29:46 | 0:29:48 | |
It concerns Cockney rhyming slang. Richard? | 0:29:48 | 0:29:55 | |
We're going to show you a list of Cockney rhyming slang phrases | 0:29:55 | 0:29:57 | |
and what they stand for, but we've missed out one of the words. | 0:29:57 | 0:30:00 | |
Can you fill in the gap, please? | 0:30:00 | 0:30:03 | |
And the phrases are as they appear in the Oxford Dictionary of Slang. | 0:30:03 | 0:30:06 | |
Best of luck. | 0:30:06 | 0:30:08 | |
OK, let's reveal our five clues to Cockney rhyming slang. | 0:30:08 | 0:30:13 | |
And we've got... | 0:30:13 | 0:30:14 | |
I'll read them all one more time... | 0:30:31 | 0:30:33 | |
Peter and Debbie, you go first this time. | 0:30:43 | 0:30:45 | |
We've had a long discussion but we'll go with Boracic lint, skint. | 0:30:47 | 0:30:51 | |
Boracic lint for skint, say Peter and Debbie. | 0:30:51 | 0:30:55 | |
Now, Mark and Bevis. | 0:30:55 | 0:30:58 | |
-Ruby Murray. -Everybody knows Ruby Murray. | 0:30:58 | 0:31:02 | |
Plates of meat, feet. | 0:31:02 | 0:31:04 | |
Scapa Flow, I'm tempted to say for go. | 0:31:04 | 0:31:08 | |
-On your Tod Jones? -I'm thinking Todd Malone. | 0:31:08 | 0:31:11 | |
-Shall we go for plates of meat? -Playing safe. | 0:31:11 | 0:31:15 | |
All right, we'll go for plates of meat, feet. | 0:31:16 | 0:31:20 | |
Plates of meat, feet, say Mark and Bevis. | 0:31:20 | 0:31:23 | |
Peter and Debbie have said Boracic lint, skint. | 0:31:23 | 0:31:26 | |
Let's see if it's right, and if so, how many people said it. | 0:31:26 | 0:31:29 | |
-Yep. -Yeah. | 0:31:32 | 0:31:33 | |
It's right, but how far down is it going to go? | 0:31:34 | 0:31:37 | |
Boracic lint takes you down to 31. | 0:31:37 | 0:31:39 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:31:39 | 0:31:42 | |
OK, Mark and Bevis, you were playing safe with | 0:31:42 | 0:31:45 | |
plates of meat, for feet. | 0:31:45 | 0:31:47 | |
Let's see if that's right, and how many people said it. | 0:31:47 | 0:31:51 | |
It's right. | 0:31:53 | 0:31:54 | |
It is high. 82 for plates of meat. | 0:31:55 | 0:31:57 | |
Which means, after two questions, you are absolutely even. Richard? | 0:31:57 | 0:32:03 | |
Boracic lint is a type of medical dressing, | 0:32:03 | 0:32:05 | |
shortened to boracic - "I'm boracic." | 0:32:05 | 0:32:06 | |
Plates of meat first recorded in 1887 in a poem. | 0:32:06 | 0:32:10 | |
Now, Ruby Murray, do you know where the OED first recalls that? | 0:32:10 | 0:32:17 | |
-No. -1983, Only Fools And Horses. | 0:32:17 | 0:32:19 | |
-Really? -Yes. | 0:32:19 | 0:32:21 | |
It must have been around before, but that's its first... | 0:32:21 | 0:32:23 | |
-Its first citation? -Yes. -That's extraordinary. | 0:32:23 | 0:32:26 | |
That would have scored 77 points, not much better than plates of meat. | 0:32:26 | 0:32:29 | |
And, guys, you're right about Scapa, Scapa Flow, go. | 0:32:29 | 0:32:32 | |
But it wouldn't have won you the point either, it would have been 40. | 0:32:32 | 0:32:35 | |
On your Tod would have won you the point, | 0:32:35 | 0:32:37 | |
the best on the board, only two points. | 0:32:37 | 0:32:39 | |
It was a jockey, and his name was Tod Sloan. On your Tod Sloan. | 0:32:39 | 0:32:43 | |
Here's your third question. Whoever wins this | 0:32:43 | 0:32:46 | |
goes through to the final and plays for the massive jackpot. | 0:32:46 | 0:32:49 | |
It concerns...the Mediterranean Sea. | 0:32:49 | 0:32:54 | |
For this deciding question, | 0:32:54 | 0:32:57 | |
we will give you five clues to facts about the Mediterranean Sea. | 0:32:57 | 0:33:01 | |
Can you give us the most obscure answer, please? | 0:33:01 | 0:33:04 | |
OK, let's reveal our five clues to facts about the Mediterranean. | 0:33:04 | 0:33:07 | |
And we have got... | 0:33:07 | 0:33:08 | |
I'll read those one more time. | 0:33:24 | 0:33:26 | |
There we are, Five clues to facts about the Mediterranean. | 0:33:42 | 0:33:45 | |
You're trying to answer the one that you think the fewest of our 100 people knew. | 0:33:45 | 0:33:50 | |
Mark and Bevis, you get to go first. | 0:33:50 | 0:33:53 | |
THEY WHISPER | 0:33:53 | 0:33:54 | |
-OK. -OK. | 0:33:54 | 0:33:56 | |
We're going to go with the largest island in the Med, | 0:33:56 | 0:34:01 | |
which we think is Cyprus. | 0:34:01 | 0:34:03 | |
Cyprus, you are going to say, the largest island in the Med. | 0:34:03 | 0:34:07 | |
Peter and Debbie? | 0:34:07 | 0:34:10 | |
We were thinking the smallest UN member might be Malta. | 0:34:10 | 0:34:13 | |
The Red Sea is linked by the Suez Canal. | 0:34:13 | 0:34:16 | |
The African country, I have no idea. | 0:34:16 | 0:34:18 | |
But I think we'll chicken out of it | 0:34:18 | 0:34:20 | |
and go for the longest river to flow into the Med is the Nile. | 0:34:20 | 0:34:24 | |
OK, you're going to say the Nile is the longest river to flow into the Mediterranean. | 0:34:24 | 0:34:28 | |
Mark and Bevis, you have said Cyprus is the largest island | 0:34:28 | 0:34:32 | |
in the Mediterranean. Let's see if that's right and if it is, | 0:34:32 | 0:34:36 | |
how many people said it. Whoever wins this point goes through | 0:34:36 | 0:34:39 | |
to the final. | 0:34:39 | 0:34:40 | |
Cyprus. | 0:34:40 | 0:34:42 | |
Ooh! | 0:34:43 | 0:34:44 | |
Bad luck, Mark and Bevis, an incorrect answer, which means, | 0:34:46 | 0:34:50 | |
Peter and Debbie, you merely have to be correct with your answer | 0:34:50 | 0:34:53 | |
of the Nile as the longest river to flow into the Med. | 0:34:53 | 0:34:57 | |
Let's see if it's right. | 0:34:57 | 0:34:59 | |
Yep, you've done it. | 0:35:00 | 0:35:01 | |
27. | 0:35:06 | 0:35:07 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:35:07 | 0:35:09 | |
27 for the Nile, which means, after three questions, | 0:35:09 | 0:35:13 | |
Mark and Bevis, I'm afraid you've been beaten again | 0:35:13 | 0:35:16 | |
in the head-to-head. After three questions, | 0:35:16 | 0:35:19 | |
Peter and Debbie, you are through to the final, 2-1. Richard. | 0:35:19 | 0:35:23 | |
Well played. It flows into the Nile via the Nile Delta. | 0:35:23 | 0:35:27 | |
Cyprus is the third largest island in the Med. Second is Sardinia. | 0:35:27 | 0:35:31 | |
The top one, which would've won the point, it's only 14 points, | 0:35:31 | 0:35:34 | |
is Sicily. | 0:35:34 | 0:35:36 | |
Linked to the Red Sea by this waterway. That is the Suez Canal. | 0:35:36 | 0:35:39 | |
Would've scored you 31. | 0:35:39 | 0:35:41 | |
The smallest UN member state with a Med coastline is Monaco. | 0:35:41 | 0:35:45 | |
6 points that would've scored you. | 0:35:45 | 0:35:48 | |
And the African country with the longest Med coastline | 0:35:48 | 0:35:50 | |
is Libya. | 0:35:50 | 0:35:52 | |
That would've scored you 10 points. A tough board, | 0:35:52 | 0:35:55 | |
so well done if you got all five of those at home. | 0:35:55 | 0:35:57 | |
So the losing pair at the end of the head-to-head is Mark and Bevis. | 0:35:57 | 0:36:01 | |
-That's so unfair. -I know. | 0:36:01 | 0:36:03 | |
Well, bad luck, Mark and Bevis, you've been brilliant in both shows. | 0:36:03 | 0:36:07 | |
Straight to the head-to-head, excellent contestants. | 0:36:07 | 0:36:10 | |
I'm sorry we won't see you in the final, you've been brilliant. Thank you for playing. | 0:36:10 | 0:36:13 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:36:13 | 0:36:16 | |
For Peter and Debbie, it's time for our Pointless final. | 0:36:17 | 0:36:20 | |
Congratulations, Peter and Debbie, you fought off | 0:36:25 | 0:36:28 | |
the competition and you've won our coveted Pointless trophy. | 0:36:28 | 0:36:30 | |
You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot | 0:36:36 | 0:36:38 | |
and at the end of today's show the jackpot stands at £5,250. | 0:36:38 | 0:36:43 | |
CHEERING AND WHOOPING | 0:36:43 | 0:36:46 | |
Well, the rules are very simple. To win that money, all you have to do is find a pointless answer. | 0:36:47 | 0:36:52 | |
We haven't had any on the show today. You only have to find one | 0:36:52 | 0:36:55 | |
and you will leave here with that jackpot of £5,250. | 0:36:55 | 0:36:59 | |
Firstly, you've got to choose a category and you can choose from these five options. | 0:36:59 | 0:37:02 | |
-Well, Racehorses, forget. Country Music. -Forget. | 0:37:09 | 0:37:13 | |
-Classic FM, Literary Awards. -No. -Modern Art. -No. | 0:37:13 | 0:37:17 | |
-Hobson's choice, Dad. Down to you. -I think it has to be UK Politics. | 0:37:17 | 0:37:20 | |
You said politics would be good for you. | 0:37:20 | 0:37:23 | |
-Let's hope it's going to be a friendly UK politics. -Yes. -OK. | 0:37:23 | 0:37:27 | |
Let's find out what your question is. Here it comes. | 0:37:27 | 0:37:29 | |
We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many | 0:37:29 | 0:37:33 | |
Liberal Democrat MPs elected in 2010 as they could. Richard. | 0:37:33 | 0:37:38 | |
We're looking for any of the 57 Liberal Democrat MPs returned to the House of Commons in 2010. | 0:37:38 | 0:37:44 | |
Very best of luck. | 0:37:44 | 0:37:46 | |
OK, you now have up to one minute to come up with three answers | 0:37:46 | 0:37:48 | |
and all you need to win that £5,250 is for just one of those answers to be pointless. | 0:37:48 | 0:37:53 | |
-Are you ready? -Yes. -Yep. -Let's put 60 seconds on the clock. | 0:37:53 | 0:37:57 | |
There they are, your time starts now. | 0:37:57 | 0:37:59 | |
-Go for it. -Clegg, Vince Cable. | 0:38:01 | 0:38:03 | |
-Huhne. -Huhne. | 0:38:03 | 0:38:05 | |
Clegg, Deputy Prime Minister. Vince Cable. | 0:38:07 | 0:38:11 | |
Erm, somebody Alexander, the Treasury man, | 0:38:11 | 0:38:13 | |
the redhead that the Labour people hate. | 0:38:13 | 0:38:16 | |
-Oh... -Something Alexander. | 0:38:16 | 0:38:18 | |
Yes, I know the one you mean, | 0:38:18 | 0:38:20 | |
but I can't think of... And I can't think of the guy that's taken over from Huhne. | 0:38:20 | 0:38:24 | |
I haven't seen the papers. | 0:38:24 | 0:38:26 | |
I don't follow politics, particularly, as you well know. | 0:38:26 | 0:38:29 | |
-So... -God, I thought I knew them, but I don't. | 0:38:29 | 0:38:32 | |
-I just don't know. Where are we up to? -18 seconds. | 0:38:32 | 0:38:36 | |
-So Huhne? -Yeah. | 0:38:36 | 0:38:39 | |
-I mean, Clegg... -Vince Cable. -Vince Cable's less likely. -Yeah. | 0:38:39 | 0:38:43 | |
That's the only three I can think of, off the top of my head. | 0:38:43 | 0:38:47 | |
-Five seconds left. -Thanks. | 0:38:47 | 0:38:49 | |
-We've only got three, but I think they're all very popular. -I don't think we're going to do it. | 0:38:49 | 0:38:53 | |
OK, that's your time up, I'm afraid. We were looking for Lib Dem MPs elected in 2010. | 0:38:53 | 0:39:00 | |
-I now need your three answers. -Well, Vince Cable. -Vince Cable. | 0:39:00 | 0:39:05 | |
-Andrew Alexander. -Andrew Alexander, we'll put that in. Andrew Alexander. | 0:39:05 | 0:39:09 | |
-Was it Chris Huhne. -Chris Huhne. -And Chris Huhne. -Yeah. | 0:39:09 | 0:39:13 | |
OK, there are our three answers. What would you like to put last? | 0:39:13 | 0:39:17 | |
-What is your best shot? -Chris Huhne. -Chris Huhne last. | 0:39:17 | 0:39:21 | |
-Which shall we put first? -Vince Cable. -Vince Cable. | 0:39:21 | 0:39:24 | |
And we'll put Andrew Alexander in the middle. | 0:39:24 | 0:39:26 | |
OK, let's put them up on the board in that order | 0:39:26 | 0:39:28 | |
and here they come. We have got... | 0:39:28 | 0:39:30 | |
Vince Cable, Andrew Alexander and Chris Huhne. | 0:39:30 | 0:39:34 | |
We were looking for Lib Dem MPs elected in 2010. | 0:39:34 | 0:39:37 | |
Vince Cable was your first answer. | 0:39:37 | 0:39:40 | |
Your least confident shot at a pointless answer. | 0:39:40 | 0:39:42 | |
You only have to find one pointless, remember, to win the jackpot. | 0:39:42 | 0:39:46 | |
So, let's see how many people said Vince Cable. | 0:39:46 | 0:39:49 | |
It's right. | 0:39:51 | 0:39:52 | |
Oh! | 0:39:52 | 0:39:54 | |
It's right, now it has to go down to zero. | 0:39:54 | 0:39:56 | |
Blimey! | 0:39:56 | 0:39:58 | |
-Were it to do that... -Unlikely. -..you'd leave with £5,250. | 0:39:58 | 0:40:01 | |
19. | 0:40:01 | 0:40:02 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:40:02 | 0:40:04 | |
Lower than I thought! | 0:40:04 | 0:40:05 | |
Well, as an ex-stand-in leader of the party, | 0:40:07 | 0:40:11 | |
-19 is remarkably low, isn't it? -Mmm. | 0:40:11 | 0:40:14 | |
OK, unfortunately, not a pointless answer. | 0:40:14 | 0:40:16 | |
You only have two more chances to win today's jackpot. | 0:40:16 | 0:40:20 | |
OK, your next answer was Andrew Alexander. | 0:40:20 | 0:40:23 | |
Let's see, Andrew Alexander, is it right and how many people said it? | 0:40:23 | 0:40:27 | |
No! | 0:40:30 | 0:40:31 | |
-Bad luck. -What a surprise! -Bad luck. | 0:40:31 | 0:40:33 | |
You only have one more chance to win today's jackpot. | 0:40:33 | 0:40:38 | |
-What would you do with £5,250? -A bit of a party, I think. | 0:40:38 | 0:40:42 | |
Seeing we're related, we'll have to invite everybody else as well. | 0:40:42 | 0:40:45 | |
-Yeah, a good party. -That blows it all. -Yeah. | 0:40:45 | 0:40:50 | |
That's going to be a great party. | 0:40:50 | 0:40:51 | |
OK, we're looking for Lib Dem MPs elected in 2010, your third and final answer was Chris Huhne. | 0:40:51 | 0:40:57 | |
This was your most confident shot at a pointless answer. | 0:40:57 | 0:41:01 | |
To win that jackpot, £5,250, it has to be right and it has to be pointless. | 0:41:01 | 0:41:05 | |
Chris Huhne. | 0:41:05 | 0:41:06 | |
Yeah, well, we knew it was right. Vince Cable took us down to 19. | 0:41:08 | 0:41:11 | |
Let's see how far down Chris Huhne can take us. | 0:41:11 | 0:41:14 | |
If he goes all the way down to zero, he will win you £5,250. | 0:41:14 | 0:41:19 | |
Still going... Oh! | 0:41:19 | 0:41:20 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:41:22 | 0:41:24 | |
Wow! | 0:41:24 | 0:41:26 | |
Oh, well. | 0:41:26 | 0:41:28 | |
Well, you didn't manage to find that all-important pointless answer. | 0:41:28 | 0:41:31 | |
I'm afraid, you don't win today's jackpot of £5,250, | 0:41:31 | 0:41:34 | |
which will roll over on to the next show. | 0:41:34 | 0:41:36 | |
You have been fantastic contestants and you do, of course, get to take home our Pointless trophy. | 0:41:36 | 0:41:40 | |
-Thank you. -We wouldn't want anything else. | 0:41:40 | 0:41:43 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:41:43 | 0:41:44 | |
So, Richard... | 0:41:48 | 0:41:50 | |
Yes, we asked 100 people before his resignation, actually. | 0:41:50 | 0:41:53 | |
I suspect he might score a bit more than four if you did it again now. | 0:41:53 | 0:41:56 | |
Debbie, you were thinking along the right lines, who was the person who took over Chris Huhne's job? | 0:41:56 | 0:42:00 | |
-Yeah. -Because he was a pointless answer. | 0:42:00 | 0:42:03 | |
-That's... -Ed Davey, was his name. -Who? -Ed Davey. | 0:42:03 | 0:42:06 | |
The man who took over from Ed Davey, Norman Lamb, a pointless answer. | 0:42:06 | 0:42:09 | |
Let's take a look at a few more of them. | 0:42:09 | 0:42:12 | |
Alan Beith, the longest-serving Lib Dem MP was pointless. | 0:42:12 | 0:42:15 | |
Alastair Carmichael, who is MP for Orkney and the Shetlands. | 0:42:15 | 0:42:18 | |
Andrew George, who made part of his maiden speech in Cornish. | 0:42:18 | 0:42:21 | |
All of those pointless. | 0:42:21 | 0:42:22 | |
David Heath, the Deputy Leader of the House of Commons. | 0:42:22 | 0:42:25 | |
Don Foster, MP for Bath. There's Ed Davey. | 0:42:25 | 0:42:27 | |
John Hemming, John Thurso and the President of the Lib Dems, Tim Farron, | 0:42:27 | 0:42:31 | |
all of those are pointless answers, but very well done if you got any of those at home. | 0:42:31 | 0:42:35 | |
Thank you very much, indeed. Unfortunately, we do have to say goodbye to you, Peter and Debbie. | 0:42:35 | 0:42:39 | |
It's been such fun having you on the show. You have been brilliant. Thank you for playing. | 0:42:39 | 0:42:44 | |
-Thank you. -Thank you. -It's been brilliant. | 0:42:44 | 0:42:46 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:42:46 | 0:42:48 | |
So, unfortunately, Peter and Debbie didn't win our jackpot today which rolls over, | 0:42:49 | 0:42:53 | |
which means on the next show we will be playing for £6,250. | 0:42:53 | 0:42:58 | |
WHOOPING AND APPLAUSE | 0:42:58 | 0:43:00 | |
Join us next time to see if someone can win it. | 0:43:00 | 0:43:02 | |
-Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard. -Goodbye. | 0:43:02 | 0:43:04 | |
And it's goodbye from me, goodbye. | 0:43:04 | 0:43:06 | |
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