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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:00:18 | 0:00:20 | |
Thank you very much indeed. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to Pointless, | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
the quiz show where the aim of the game is to score as few points as you possibly can. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:32 | |
And to do that, you need to come up with the answers that no-one else could think of. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:36 | |
Let's meet today's players. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:37 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:00:37 | 0:00:40 | |
Now, first, we welcome Aislinn and Jess. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:45 | |
Now, how do you to know each other? | 0:00:45 | 0:00:47 | |
We're sisters, yeah, but we also work together, | 0:00:47 | 0:00:50 | |
so we do quite a lot together at the moment. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:53 | |
Have you always done lots together? | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
This year we're working together cos Jess is on her gap year, | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
so she's working at the school I work at. | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
Right you are. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:01 | |
So, we work together, we live together, we socialise together. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
Go to Zumba together. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:05 | |
-And now appear on Pointless together. -Yes! -OK, very good. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
Today, Aislinn, what do you hope comes up? What would be brilliant for you? | 0:01:08 | 0:01:12 | |
Anything to do with Simon Pegg would be marvellous. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
OK, yeah. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
Or something to do with ska music. I'm a big fan of The Specials, | 0:01:16 | 0:01:20 | |
so anything to do with The Specials would be quite good. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
Jess, how about you? Anything you'd hate to see come up? | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
-I would hate... Oh, sport. -Sport. -Definitely. -Any sport? | 0:01:25 | 0:01:28 | |
Yeah, all sport, any sport. I can't do it. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:31 | |
Very good. Welcome to the show. It's lovely to have you here. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
Next, we welcome Jeff and Helen. Now, how do you to know each other? | 0:01:33 | 0:01:37 | |
Jeff's my husband, and we've been married for 12 years. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
Very good indeed. And Jeff, where have you come from? | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
-We live and work in Exeter. -Right you are. What do you do there, Jeff? | 0:01:43 | 0:01:47 | |
I'm a clinical skills technician. And voice actor. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:51 | |
-And voice actor? -Yes. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
Let's stick with the clinical skills technician side first. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:58 | |
What does that involve? | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
That involves looking after jigs and dummies and equipment for teaching students. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:05 | |
-Medical students. -Oh, right, medical students, I see. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
-What about the voice acting? -Well, the voice acting is simulation. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
That's where I have to groan and heavy breathe, moan a lot. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:15 | |
-OK, good. -I sort of want to hear that, don't you? -Yeah! | 0:02:15 | 0:02:18 | |
-I think we might just go through his repertoire. -OK, asthma first. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:22 | |
HE WHEEZES AND SPLUTTERS | 0:02:22 | 0:02:26 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:02:28 | 0:02:30 | |
-And dying? -Dying is just... | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
I thought the asthma was very good. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
You can download that now as a ringtone if you like, | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
by pressing the red button now. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
That also must be the only voiceover in the world that you haven't done. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
Oh, you have done it! You have done it, yeah, yeah. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
It's lovely to have you here, Jeff and Helen. Welcome to Pointless. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:59 | |
We welcome back Hannah and Howard. You were on the show last time. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
Everyone gets two chances, of course, to reach the final. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
This is your second chance. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:06 | |
Howard, what happened last time? | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
Well, we came unstuck when you asked us a question about... | 0:03:08 | 0:03:13 | |
-Yes! -About that. -Maiden names. -Maiden names, yes. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
Maiden names, that's right. Oh! That was a killer! | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
-It was terrible. -It was a really hard round, that one. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:23 | |
What do you like to get up to, Hannah, in your spare time? | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
I'm an avid shoe collector. I have over 200 pairs of shoes. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:31 | |
Where do you keep them? | 0:03:31 | 0:03:32 | |
-Hmm, everywhere! Piled high in boxes up to the ceiling in my flat. -Wow! | 0:03:32 | 0:03:37 | |
Lovely to have you back on the show. Very, very best of luck. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
And finally, we welcome back Darren and Graham. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
You were also on the show last time. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
-Darren, remind us how you two know each other. -He's my dad. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
We kind of look slightly alike. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
-Yeah, you do. -LAUGHTER | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
-Very good. And what happened last time, Darren? -Didn't go so well. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
We went out in the first round, | 0:03:56 | 0:03:57 | |
all down to the capital cities beginning with B. | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
-Graham, reminds us what your answer was? -It was Germany and Berlin. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:04 | |
Yeah, you see, Germany - this is the rule of Pointless - | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
Germany and Man United will always be at the top of any table on Pointless, | 0:04:06 | 0:04:09 | |
and I'm afraid in this case, Germany was the high-scorer in that round. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:13 | |
But they're two good answers. I'm sure we're going to see much more of you today. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:17 | |
Hope so, anyway. Very, very best of luck. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
We'll find out more about each of you during the show. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
There's only one person left for me to introduce. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:23 | |
His brain weighs more than a baby llama. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
Hiya. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
Hello. APPLAUSE | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
-1.17kg... -That's the one! | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
-..is the weight of a baby llama. -Baby llama. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
-Unless I'm very much mistaken. -Yeah. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
Unless I very much haven't just made that up. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
There's going to be some unhappiness in certain quarters about Round One. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:52 | |
It's not going to go down well in certain quarters. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:57 | |
-In certain quarters? -And when I say not well, I mean, like, REALLY badly. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:01 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:05:01 | 0:05:02 | |
-OK. Looking forward to it. -Yeah. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
Thanks very much, Richard. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
All our questions on Pointless are put to 100 people before the show. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
In order to get the final round and be in with a chance of winning the jackpot, | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
all our contestants need to do is find the obscure answers those 100 people didn't get. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:18 | |
The fewer of the 100 people who knew the answer, | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
the fewer points they'll score. What everyone is trying to do is to find | 0:05:20 | 0:05:23 | |
a pointless answer. That's an answer that none of our 100 people gave, | 0:05:23 | 0:05:27 | |
and each time that happens, we will add another £250 to the jackpot. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:31 | |
Now, Miriam and Jeff won the jackpot last time, | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
so today's jackpot starts off at... | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
Right, if everyone is ready, let's play Pointless. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
Now, in this first round, each of you must give me one answer | 0:05:44 | 0:05:48 | |
and you cannot confer with your partner. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
The pair with the highest score at the end of the round is eliminated. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
So, try and make sure that's not you. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
OK, our first category this afternoon is... | 0:05:55 | 0:05:58 | |
Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first, | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
who's going to go second? | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
And whoever is going first, please step up to the podium. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:10 | |
We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many... | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
..as they could. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
2012 Formula 1 drivers. Richard. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
We're looking for the names of any of the 24 drivers who | 0:06:23 | 0:06:25 | |
started the Formula 1 World Drivers' Championship. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
And by started the season, we'll take anybody who is listed | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
on the official website as having started the season. Best of luck. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
Thanks very much, Richard. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
Now then, Aislinn and Jess, you all drew lots before the show, | 0:06:36 | 0:06:40 | |
and today, you are going first. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:41 | |
And Jess, you have elected to stand up. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
Yes. Erm, I don't know. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
I've got a couple of answers in my mind. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
They're all going to be right at the top of the board. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
I'm just try to figure out which would be lowest of them. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
Erm... | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
I'm going to say Sebastian Vettel. | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
-Sebastian Vettel. -Yeah. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
OK. Let's see if that's right, | 0:07:02 | 0:07:03 | |
and if so, let's see how many of our 100 people said Sebastian Vettel. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:06 | |
It's correct. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
-Very well done. 13, Jess. -APPLAUSE | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
Good score. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:20 | |
Well played, Jess. Very solid start. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
He was the world champion in 2010 and 2011, driving for Red Bull. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:29 | |
Jeff, a nice, obscure Formula 1 driver from the 2012 season. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:35 | |
Not that good for me... Going to have to be a safe one, I think. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:39 | |
And I'll say... | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
Lewis Hamilton. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
Lewis Hamilton, says Jeff. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
OK, let's see if that's right, and if it is, | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
let's see how many of our 100 people said Lewis Hamilton. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
It's right. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
-APPLAUSE -35. -Not bad. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
35. It might be a well-known name, | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
but you've taken him off the grid. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
-Might be a clever tactical move. Richard. -It's a correct answer, better than 100 points. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:15 | |
The champion in 2008, Lewis Hamilton. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
Now then, Howard. Remember, we are looking for Formula 1 drivers | 0:08:18 | 0:08:23 | |
in the 2012 season. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:24 | |
This is not a great subject for me, but I've got one in mind | 0:08:25 | 0:08:29 | |
which may be wrong, may be obscure, I don't know. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:33 | |
Timo Glock. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:34 | |
Timo Glock, says Howard. Timo Glock. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
HANNAH LAUGHS | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
Hannah's...laughing. That's all I'm going to say. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:42 | |
Why are you laughing? Or are we all about to discover? | 0:08:44 | 0:08:47 | |
-I think you should just play it safe. It's round one. -OK. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:50 | |
Let's not... | 0:08:50 | 0:08:51 | |
Let's see, Timo Glock, is it right | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
and if it is, how many of our 100 people said Timo Glock? | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
-It's right! -HANNAH CHUCKLES | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
There we are! Very well done, Howard! | 0:09:03 | 0:09:07 | |
It's a pointless answer, it adds £250 to today's jackpot, | 0:09:07 | 0:09:10 | |
takes the total up to £1,250 and it scores you nothing. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:15 | |
-Very, very well done indeed, Howard. Timo Glock. -Well played, Howard. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:18 | |
Remind us of that advice, Hannah. THEY LAUGH | 0:09:18 | 0:09:22 | |
Timo Glock, driving for the Marussia team this season. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
He was right in the heart of things when Lewis Hamilton won his title | 0:09:24 | 0:09:28 | |
in 2008. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:29 | |
-Graham. -What a hard act to follow. -Mm. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:33 | |
I'm going to go for Kimi Raikkonen. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:37 | |
Kimi Raikkonen, says Graham. Let's see if Kimi Raikkonen's right | 0:09:37 | 0:09:40 | |
and if it is, how many of our 100 people said that. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
-Five! -APPLAUSE | 0:09:51 | 0:09:54 | |
Five for Kimi Raikkonen. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
Richard. | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
Another good answer. Well played, Graham. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
He was world champion in 2007, the Finn, Kimi Raikkonen. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:04 | |
Thanks, Richard. We're halfway through the round. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:07 | |
Let's take a look at those scores. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:08 | |
Howard and Hannah looking very, very strong there on nothing. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:13 | |
Great answer there from you, Howard. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:15 | |
Then we go up to five, where we find Graham and Darren, | 0:10:15 | 0:10:17 | |
up to 13, where we find Jess and Aislinn. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:20 | |
And then way up to 35, where we find Jeff and Helen. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:24 | |
Quite a high score, there. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
Luckily, Helen, I know that you know your Formula 1 backwards(!) | 0:10:26 | 0:10:29 | |
So I'm hoping that will atone for Jeff's high score. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
Back down the line, | 0:10:32 | 0:10:33 | |
can the second players please take their places at the podium? | 0:10:33 | 0:10:37 | |
OK, there we are. We are looking for 2012 Formula 1 drivers. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:43 | |
Now then, Darren. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:44 | |
-OK. -You're on five. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
The high scorers on 35 are Helen and Jeff, | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
which means a score of 29 or less | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
will see you through to the next round. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:53 | |
OK. I've got two in my head. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
One of them, I'm not 100% sure about the pronunciation of it, | 0:10:55 | 0:10:59 | |
so I'm going to go for the safer of the two | 0:10:59 | 0:11:02 | |
and say Mark Webber. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:04 | |
Mark Webber. There is your red line. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
If you get below that red line, you're through to the next round. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:10 | |
Mark Webber. How many people said that? | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
You are through. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:19 | |
-APPLAUSE -14, very well done. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
14 takes your total up to 19, Darren. Well played. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
-Mark Webber. -Well done, Darren. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:29 | |
Partner of Sebastian Vettel at Red Bull, scored one point more than him, | 0:11:29 | 0:11:32 | |
-which is not something you say every day. -No. Interesting. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:36 | |
-Hannah. -I've got two answers in my head, | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
but I'm going to go with the safe option and go Jenson Button. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:43 | |
Jenson Button. The high scorers are still Helen and Jeff, 35. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:47 | |
You want to score 34 or less. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
Lewis Hamilton scored 35, let's see what Jenson Button scores | 0:11:49 | 0:11:53 | |
and how many people said it. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:54 | |
Absolutely right. | 0:11:57 | 0:11:58 | |
Ooh! | 0:12:00 | 0:12:03 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:12:03 | 0:12:04 | |
37 for Jenson Button. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:07 | |
The 2009 world champion. It slightly opens the door for the other two teams | 0:12:09 | 0:12:13 | |
but might be enough | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
to see you through. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
Might be enough, but you are, for the time being, the high scorers on 37, | 0:12:17 | 0:12:21 | |
which means, Helen and Jeff, | 0:12:21 | 0:12:22 | |
you are on 35. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:23 | |
Helen, you need to score one or less | 0:12:23 | 0:12:25 | |
with this to avoid becoming the high scorers again. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:29 | |
Remember, we are looking for | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
2012 Formula 1 drivers. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:32 | |
I might have imagined this, | 0:12:32 | 0:12:35 | |
but I'm relying on some film knowledge. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
I'm going to say Bruno Senna. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
-Bruno Senna. -I think he's the nephew of Ayrton. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:45 | |
I love it when people start their answers with, "I might have imagined this." | 0:12:45 | 0:12:49 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:12:49 | 0:12:50 | |
Let's see if Bruno Senna's right and if it is, | 0:12:50 | 0:12:53 | |
let's see how many people said it. Bruno Senna. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:55 | |
It's right! | 0:12:57 | 0:12:58 | |
Look at that! One! | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
That's what you needed to score. It's what you did score. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:08 | |
36, Helen, is your total. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:11 | |
You are through to round two. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
A heroic answer, if I may say so. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:15 | |
-Thank you. -Bruno Senna. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:17 | |
Absolutely right. The nephew of Ayrton Senna, | 0:13:17 | 0:13:19 | |
drives for Williams in the 2012 season. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:22 | |
Very, very well played. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:23 | |
Aislinn. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
We come to you. The high scorers are still Hannah and Howard on 37. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:30 | |
You're on 13, which means a score of 23 or less | 0:13:30 | 0:13:33 | |
will see you through to the next round. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:35 | |
-How good is your Formula 1 knowledge? -Atrocious. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:39 | |
-Do you know some of the names? -Only ones that have been said. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
When the name of the round was announced, I knew about two or three | 0:13:42 | 0:13:47 | |
and they've all gone. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
-Um... -OK. -It's going to be making up a name and hoping for the best. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:54 | |
Some of my favourite answers | 0:13:54 | 0:13:56 | |
have been given under those circumstances. | 0:13:56 | 0:14:00 | |
-Right, OK, Aislinn. -I'm going to go with... | 0:14:00 | 0:14:03 | |
Steven Johnson. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:14:05 | 0:14:07 | |
There's your red line. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
If Steven Johnson gets you below that red line, | 0:14:14 | 0:14:18 | |
he's a better man than I am. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:19 | |
OK. Steven Johnson. If he is right, how many people said him? | 0:14:19 | 0:14:23 | |
Oh... | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
Bad luck, Aislinn, I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:30 | |
That scores you 100 points | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
and, I'm afraid, takes you up to an unbeatable 113. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:35 | |
-Sorry. -Very unlucky, Aislinn. Bad category for you. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
I did go to school with someone called Steven Johnson, though. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:40 | |
-He's a cracking driver, actually. -Steve Johnson? -Yeah. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:43 | |
-He's a Formula 2 world champion. -Yeah, yeah. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:46 | |
Never quite made the leap up. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:49 | |
I bet there's a name on the list you have heard of. Michael Schumacher. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:52 | |
Oh, I knew that name and I was like, I just gave up with that | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
because I thought it would be far too high. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:57 | |
Would have scored you 23 points. | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
Would have seen you through to the next round. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:02 | |
Before we look at the pointless answers, there's a whole bunch | 0:15:02 | 0:15:04 | |
of people on one point, so I'll read them out in case you said any. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:07 | |
There's Maldonado, Perez, Hulkenberg, Kobayashi, De La Rosa, Grosjean. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:11 | |
Very well done if you said any of those, | 0:15:11 | 0:15:13 | |
but there are three pointless answers. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
We've heard one of them already. Let's take a look at the others. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:18 | |
Daniel Ricciardo, the Australian. He was a pointless answer. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:21 | |
Driver for Toro Rosso. Narain Karthikeyan, who drives for HRT. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:26 | |
And the world's most famous Irish racing driver, Tim O'Glock, | 0:15:26 | 0:15:30 | |
also a pointless answer. LAUGHTER | 0:15:30 | 0:15:33 | |
Very well done if you got any of those three at home. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:35 | |
Thanks very much, Richard. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:37 | |
At the end of the first round, the pair who are leaving us, | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
the pair with the highest score, | 0:15:39 | 0:15:42 | |
I'm afraid, is Aislinn and Jess. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:44 | |
-Oh, that was bad luck. -Yeah. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:46 | |
I'm kicking myself now. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:48 | |
Michael Schumacher. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:50 | |
Ah, tough. Really tough. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:53 | |
It's one of those categories, as Richard did say, | 0:15:53 | 0:15:56 | |
it wouldn't be popular in all quarters. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:57 | |
I'm afraid yours was | 0:15:57 | 0:15:58 | |
the quarter where it really, really wasn't popular. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:01 | |
We'll see you next time and we look forward to it very much. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:04 | |
Aislinn and Jess, thanks for playing. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
Great contestants. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for round two. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:11 | |
And so you become three pairs. And at the end of this round, | 0:16:18 | 0:16:22 | |
you will become two pairs in time for the head-to-head. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
Now then, that round was incredibly close. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:27 | |
Jeff and Helen, Hannah and Howard, only one point between you. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:31 | |
Howard, we've had two pointless answers from you | 0:16:31 | 0:16:33 | |
across your Pointless career. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:36 | |
Hannah... Howard's doing quite a lot of correcting work here | 0:16:36 | 0:16:40 | |
to keep you in the game, so I think this is the round | 0:16:40 | 0:16:42 | |
where you take some weight off Howard's shoulders. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:45 | |
-I agree. -But on the evidence of that last round, Darren and Graham, | 0:16:45 | 0:16:48 | |
you would appear to be the pair to beat. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:50 | |
Best of luck, all three pairs. Our category for the second round is... | 0:16:50 | 0:16:55 | |
Languages. Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first | 0:16:55 | 0:16:59 | |
and who's going to go second? | 0:16:59 | 0:17:01 | |
And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:05 | |
OK, our round two question concerns... | 0:17:07 | 0:17:11 | |
French words for animals. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:13 | |
French words for animals, Richard. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:17 | |
This will take everybody back to their school days, including everybody at home. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:20 | |
We're going to show you six French words for animals. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
We need the English translation. An obscure answer will score you fewer points, | 0:17:23 | 0:17:26 | |
but an incorrect answer will score you 100 points. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:29 | |
There's going to be 12 in all to have a go at at home. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:32 | |
OK, thanks, Richard. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:33 | |
So we are looking for the English names for these French animals. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:37 | |
And we have got... | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
Le lapin, la taupe, le chat, | 0:17:40 | 0:17:43 | |
la vache, le crapaud | 0:17:43 | 0:17:46 | |
and le cochon. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:17:49 | 0:17:51 | |
I'm going to read those again. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:53 | |
HE READS OUT ANSWERS | 0:17:53 | 0:17:56 | |
There we are. Jeff. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:05 | |
Six French words for animals. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:08 | |
I did my education in Wales, so if they were Welsh... | 0:18:08 | 0:18:11 | |
-So I'm going to have to... -Did you not... You didn't learn any French? | 0:18:12 | 0:18:17 | |
Not at all, no, it was English and Welsh. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
-HE SIGHS -How good's your Welsh? | 0:18:19 | 0:18:22 | |
-Hopeless. -Oh, really? | 0:18:22 | 0:18:24 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:18:24 | 0:18:25 | |
So I'm going to have to take a guess. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:29 | |
-A guess? -A guess. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:31 | |
Le chat... | 0:18:31 | 0:18:34 | |
Cat. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:35 | |
"Lee chat"? | 0:18:37 | 0:18:39 | |
AUDIENCE LAUGH | 0:18:39 | 0:18:42 | |
Well, it was French! | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
OK. You're going to say cat for le chat. Let see if that's right | 0:18:48 | 0:18:52 | |
and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said cat. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:55 | |
-80. -Well... | 0:18:58 | 0:19:01 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:19:01 | 0:19:03 | |
-No "chat", Sherlock! -LAUGHTER | 0:19:07 | 0:19:10 | |
-80 for cat. -Yes, le chat, cat, absolutely right. It's a big score. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:17 | |
-It's not 100 but... -It's better than 100. -Hannah. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:20 | |
Well, French was my worst subject at school. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:23 | |
But there's only one answer I think, I'm pretty sure le lapin is rabbit. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:28 | |
Lapin, rabbit, says Hannah. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:30 | |
Let's see if that's right and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people knew that lapin was rabbit. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:35 | |
More like it. 42. Very well done, Hannah. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:43 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
Very well played, Hannah, lapin is rabbit. | 0:19:48 | 0:19:50 | |
Beatrix Potter's The Tale Of Peter Rabbit | 0:19:50 | 0:19:53 | |
-in French is L'Histoire De Pierre Lapin. -Ah yes, Peter The Bread. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:57 | |
-Um, Darren. -LAUGHTER | 0:19:57 | 0:20:00 | |
We are looking for the English translations of French animals. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:03 | |
Now, two that I know have gone. Um... | 0:20:03 | 0:20:07 | |
You're the last person to have this board. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:09 | |
You can take us through the board and have some fun. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:11 | |
-Have some fun making up some words. -Making up... | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
OK. Pronunciation's not going to be the best here. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:17 | |
French teacher's probably going to kill me eventually. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:20 | |
I-I have no idea of the other four. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:23 | |
Kind of looking at "la vache", is it? | 0:20:23 | 0:20:26 | |
I don't know. Possibly deer maybe? | 0:20:26 | 0:20:28 | |
I don't know why, I'm just thinking veal, maybe. | 0:20:28 | 0:20:31 | |
Ah, let's just stick with la vache and let's go deer. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:34 | |
-Sorry. -OK. And you've come to deer via veal. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:39 | |
Yeah, which obviously sounds very similar. | 0:20:39 | 0:20:42 | |
-They begin with V. -Yeah... -So that was my kind of... Yeah. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:46 | |
OK, let's see. La vache - deer. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:49 | |
Let's see if it's right and if it is, let's see how many of our people knew that. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:54 | |
I'm afraid an incorrect answer, Darren, | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
which means you score the maximum of 100 points. | 0:20:57 | 0:21:00 | |
Sorry about that. Richard. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:01 | |
La vache isn't a deer, and indeed veal isn't deer either. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:06 | |
But on the plus side, on the plus side, | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
lovely to have a lecturer on the show. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:10 | |
Media! Media lecturer, so it's fine. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:13 | |
-Let's take a look. You'll be good at these, I suspect. La vache? -Is a cow. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:16 | |
-Is cow, absolutely right. You get cheese... -La vache qui rit. -Yep. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:20 | |
-32, that would've scored you. Le cochon? -Is pig. -It is pig, yeah. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:24 | |
It would have scored you 28. Le cochon d'Inde being a guinea pig. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:28 | |
Do you know le crapaud? | 0:21:28 | 0:21:30 | |
I don't know what a crapaud is, I'm afraid. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:33 | |
In France you can have le crapaud-in-the-hole. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:37 | |
-Ah, toad. -Toad. Absolutely right. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:40 | |
And the best answer on the board is la taupe. Do you know that? | 0:21:40 | 0:21:43 | |
-No. -Very well done at home if you said mole. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:46 | |
La taupe is French for mole. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:48 | |
Very well done anyone who got all six of those, especially. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:51 | |
-Unless, of course, they're French. -LAUGHTER | 0:21:51 | 0:21:55 | |
We're halfway through the round. Let's take a look at the scores. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:58 | |
42 is our low score from Hannah, | 0:21:58 | 0:21:59 | |
so Hannah and Howard are looking very strong at this stage. | 0:21:59 | 0:22:03 | |
Up to 80, where we find Jeff and Helen. | 0:22:03 | 0:22:05 | |
And then up to 100 for Darren and Graham, | 0:22:05 | 0:22:07 | |
so yes, Graham and Helen, it's going to be between you, I think, | 0:22:07 | 0:22:11 | |
to decide who stays and who goes at the end of the round. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:13 | |
We're going back down the line. Can the second players please take their places at the podium? | 0:22:13 | 0:22:19 | |
OK, we're going to put six more French animals on the board | 0:22:19 | 0:22:23 | |
and here they come. We have got... | 0:22:23 | 0:22:26 | |
HE READS OUT ANSWERS IN THICK FRENCH ACCENT | 0:22:26 | 0:22:29 | |
I just love saying things in French. Have no idea what they mean. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:36 | |
Love saying them. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:37 | |
Remember, we are looking for the English words for these | 0:22:44 | 0:22:47 | |
French animals and you're trying to find the one that | 0:22:47 | 0:22:50 | |
the fewest of our 100 people knew. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:52 | |
Graham. Something tells me you're going to be quite good on these. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:55 | |
Something tells you incorrectly. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:57 | |
Really? | 0:22:57 | 0:22:59 | |
CSE French, 40 years ago. It's a grey area. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:03 | |
-Have you been to France since then now? -Would you? | 0:23:03 | 0:23:07 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:23:07 | 0:23:09 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:23:09 | 0:23:11 | |
You mean you haven't tried crapaud-in-the-hole? | 0:23:12 | 0:23:15 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:23:15 | 0:23:17 | |
I've got a couple. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:20 | |
But I'm going to go for le chien, | 0:23:20 | 0:23:24 | |
which I do believe is a dog. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:26 | |
Chien, dog, let's see if it's right | 0:23:26 | 0:23:28 | |
and if it is, let's see how many people said it. Chien - dog. | 0:23:28 | 0:23:31 | |
60. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:37 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:23:37 | 0:23:39 | |
60 for chien - dog. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:42 | |
Takes your total up to 160. Richard. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:44 | |
Well done, Graham, kept yourself in the round. Le chien - dog. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:48 | |
Howard, here's good news. Even if you score 100 points, | 0:23:48 | 0:23:51 | |
you are through to the head-to-head. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:53 | |
OK. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:54 | |
So, bearing that in mind, | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
I also think you're going to be quite good on this. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:59 | |
Something tells me you're going to be quite good at this. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:01 | |
I know... | 0:24:01 | 0:24:04 | |
three of them. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:06 | |
Do you know which of those three is going to be the most obscure? | 0:24:06 | 0:24:10 | |
I will try le singe, | 0:24:10 | 0:24:11 | |
-which is a monkey. -Singe - monkey, says Howard. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:15 | |
Let's see if it's right, and if it is, let's see how many people said it. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:18 | |
It's correct. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
-12. -APPLAUSE | 0:24:25 | 0:24:27 | |
Very good indeed. Takes your total up to 54. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:30 | |
Well played, Howard. Of course, | 0:24:32 | 0:24:34 | |
Eddie Izzard has a famous routine | 0:24:34 | 0:24:36 | |
about le singe est dans l'arbre. Have you heard that? The monkey is in the tree. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:39 | |
-It's about the words you learn in French at school. -Very good. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:43 | |
Now then, Helen. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:44 | |
Last time, it fell to you to bail out Jeff. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:48 | |
This time, it may again. The high scorers at the moment | 0:24:48 | 0:24:51 | |
on 160 are Graham and Darren. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:53 | |
You're on 80. | 0:24:53 | 0:24:54 | |
Which means a score of 79 or less will keep you in the game. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:58 | |
So, we're looking for the English names for these French animals. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:01 | |
Um... | 0:25:01 | 0:25:02 | |
le dauphin might be dolphin, but I'm guessing that might be quite high, | 0:25:02 | 0:25:06 | |
so I'll go for l'escargot, snail. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:08 | |
L'escargot... | 0:25:08 | 0:25:11 | |
snail. Here is your red line. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:12 | |
Nice and high. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:14 | |
L'escargot. Snail. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:17 | |
How many people said it? | 0:25:17 | 0:25:19 | |
Yep, you're through. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:23 | |
Oh, just! | 0:25:23 | 0:25:25 | |
-75. -APPLAUSE | 0:25:25 | 0:25:27 | |
79 or less you needed, 75 you got, | 0:25:27 | 0:25:30 | |
you've done it by the skin of your teeth, very well done. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:33 | |
That takes your total up to 155. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:34 | |
Pretty high score, that, isn't it? But just low enough. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:37 | |
So, very well played, safely through. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:40 | |
Let's fill in the rest. You're right about le dauphin. It is dolphin. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:43 | |
Would have scored you 36. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:44 | |
I love dauphinoise potatoes, which is potato mixed with dolphin(!) | 0:25:44 | 0:25:48 | |
Isn't it(?) Mm! | 0:25:48 | 0:25:50 | |
-La souris. Anybody? -Mouse. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:51 | |
-It is a mouse, absolutely right. -Or a smile! | 0:25:51 | 0:25:53 | |
A smile? Is it? That's nice, isn't it? | 0:25:53 | 0:25:56 | |
-It is. -18 points, that would have scored you and do you know... | 0:25:56 | 0:25:59 | |
-L'ours - the bear. -Bear, absolutely right. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:02 | |
It's actually the best answer on the board, nine points. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:05 | |
Very well done if you got all six of those. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:06 | |
There we are. Thanks very much, Richard. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:08 | |
At the end of round two, the pair with the high score | 0:26:08 | 0:26:11 | |
who will be leaving us, I'm afraid it's Graham and Darren. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:14 | |
I said you'd do better than you did last time and you did. Round two. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:17 | |
-LAUGHTER -But this is the end of the line. We have to say goodbye. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:21 | |
It's been lovely having you on the show. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:23 | |
Thank you both so much for playing. Thank you. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:26 | |
But for the remaining two pairs, things are about to get | 0:26:26 | 0:26:29 | |
even more exciting now as we enter the head-to-head. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:33 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:26:33 | 0:26:36 | |
Well, congratulations, Hannah and Howard, Jeff and Helen. | 0:26:38 | 0:26:42 | |
You are now only one round away from the final and a chance to play | 0:26:42 | 0:26:45 | |
for our jackpot, which currently stands at £1,250. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:49 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:26:49 | 0:26:52 | |
Well, you are now going to go head-to-head. | 0:26:54 | 0:26:56 | |
The first pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot. | 0:26:56 | 0:27:00 | |
The great news is you are now allowed to confer. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:03 | |
Now, neither of the two pairs in front of me now | 0:27:03 | 0:27:05 | |
have made it this far before, so you are both on virgin territory. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:09 | |
Also, both teams, I would say, have been helped out by one partner. | 0:27:09 | 0:27:14 | |
Hannah and Jeff, you know who I'm talking to. | 0:27:14 | 0:27:18 | |
So whereas in the previous rounds, you're as bad as your weakest link, | 0:27:18 | 0:27:22 | |
from here on in, you are as strong as your strongest link. | 0:27:22 | 0:27:25 | |
So anything could happen. Very best of luck to both pairs. | 0:27:25 | 0:27:28 | |
Let's play the head-to-head. | 0:27:28 | 0:27:29 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:27:29 | 0:27:31 | |
OK, here is your first question. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:37 | |
And it concerns famous twins. | 0:27:37 | 0:27:41 | |
-Famous twins. Richard. -We'll show you five photographs of famous twins. | 0:27:43 | 0:27:46 | |
All you have to do is give us the surname of those twins, please. | 0:27:46 | 0:27:50 | |
OK, thanks very much, Richard. | 0:27:50 | 0:27:52 | |
So, let's reveal our five twins | 0:27:52 | 0:27:54 | |
and here they come. We have got... | 0:27:54 | 0:27:56 | |
OK. | 0:28:15 | 0:28:16 | |
There they are. | 0:28:16 | 0:28:18 | |
Five sets of famous twins. | 0:28:18 | 0:28:21 | |
Hannah and Howard, you've played best throughout the show so far, | 0:28:21 | 0:28:23 | |
so you get to go first. | 0:28:23 | 0:28:25 | |
-(Do you know any of the answers?) -I know D. | 0:28:27 | 0:28:31 | |
(So let's go for D.) | 0:28:31 | 0:28:33 | |
OK. | 0:28:33 | 0:28:34 | |
-OK? -We've got our answer. -You have an answer? OK. | 0:28:34 | 0:28:37 | |
What's it going to be, Hannah and Howard? | 0:28:37 | 0:28:39 | |
We're going with D, cos I think it'll be a bit more obscure. OK. | 0:28:39 | 0:28:43 | |
-And the surname is Cooper. -Cooper. D. | 0:28:43 | 0:28:46 | |
Cooper. | 0:28:46 | 0:28:48 | |
Jeff and Helen, you can now do your thinking out loud. | 0:28:49 | 0:28:53 | |
Hmm, well, A's pretty obvious. | 0:28:53 | 0:28:55 | |
-You can tell us the answers to all of them if you like. -Jedward. | 0:28:55 | 0:28:58 | |
B, I should know, but I don't. | 0:28:58 | 0:29:00 | |
Can't remember the Proclaimers' surname. | 0:29:00 | 0:29:04 | |
But we do know C, which is Goss. | 0:29:04 | 0:29:07 | |
-So we'll go for C, Goss. -C, Goss. | 0:29:07 | 0:29:10 | |
So, we have D, Cooper, | 0:29:10 | 0:29:12 | |
and C, Goss. Hannah and Howard said D was Cooper. | 0:29:12 | 0:29:15 | |
Let's see if they're right and if they are, | 0:29:15 | 0:29:18 | |
let's how many of our people agreed with them. | 0:29:18 | 0:29:21 | |
-61. -APPLAUSE | 0:29:24 | 0:29:26 | |
61 for Cooper. | 0:29:26 | 0:29:29 | |
Jeff and Helen have said C, Goss. | 0:29:31 | 0:29:35 | |
C, Goss. Let's see if that's right | 0:29:35 | 0:29:36 | |
and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people agreed with that. | 0:29:36 | 0:29:41 | |
It's right. | 0:29:41 | 0:29:43 | |
Oh, and you win it! | 0:29:43 | 0:29:45 | |
What about that? 39 for Goss. | 0:29:45 | 0:29:48 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:29:48 | 0:29:50 | |
39 for Goss, which means, Jeff and Helen, | 0:29:53 | 0:29:55 | |
after one question, you are up one-nil. Richard. | 0:29:55 | 0:29:58 | |
Well played. Henry Cooper and George Cooper, his brother. | 0:29:58 | 0:30:01 | |
They were both boxers. And there's the Goss twins, Matt and Luke. | 0:30:01 | 0:30:05 | |
Let's go through the rest of the board. Do you know Jedward's surname? | 0:30:05 | 0:30:08 | |
Jedward's surname, anyone? | 0:30:08 | 0:30:09 | |
Edwards. | 0:30:09 | 0:30:11 | |
Jedward Edwards! | 0:30:11 | 0:30:13 | |
John and Edward. Anyone know Jedward's surname? | 0:30:13 | 0:30:18 | |
Grimes. A few people knew it and they're quite right. | 0:30:18 | 0:30:21 | |
It would've scored you 14 points. It would've won the point. | 0:30:21 | 0:30:25 | |
B. It's the Weasley twins from Harry Potter, of course, | 0:30:25 | 0:30:29 | |
but they're the Phelps. The Phelps. James and Oliver Phelps. | 0:30:29 | 0:30:32 | |
Would've scored four points. That's the best answer on the board. | 0:30:32 | 0:30:36 | |
And E. The mighty Proclaimers. | 0:30:36 | 0:30:38 | |
Wouldn't it be lovely to have them on this? | 0:30:38 | 0:30:40 | |
-Do you think they might come on? -We should ask them. I love them. | 0:30:40 | 0:30:43 | |
I love The Proclaimers. | 0:30:43 | 0:30:44 | |
Anyway, they're called the Reids. Craig and Charlie Reid. | 0:30:44 | 0:30:47 | |
Would've scored you nine points. | 0:30:47 | 0:30:50 | |
-Very well done if you got all five/ten of those. -Fantastic. | 0:30:50 | 0:30:53 | |
OK, thanks very much, Richard. Here comes your second question. | 0:30:53 | 0:30:56 | |
Hannah and Howard, you have to win this question to stay in the game. | 0:30:56 | 0:30:59 | |
Very best of luck. Here it comes. | 0:30:59 | 0:31:01 | |
It concerns... | 0:31:01 | 0:31:02 | |
AUDIENCE LAUGHTER | 0:31:04 | 0:31:06 | |
-Richard. -We're going to give you five questions to places, | 0:31:08 | 0:31:11 | |
people, places or things related to Wales. Can you give us the answer to the most obscure, please? | 0:31:11 | 0:31:16 | |
OK. Thanks, Richard. Let's reveal our five facts about Wales, | 0:31:16 | 0:31:19 | |
and here they come. We've got... | 0:31:19 | 0:31:20 | |
I'll read those all one more time. | 0:31:29 | 0:31:30 | |
Five facts about Wales. | 0:31:37 | 0:31:38 | |
Jeff and Helen, you get to go first this time. | 0:31:38 | 0:31:41 | |
We could take a chance on the lake, couldn't we? | 0:31:43 | 0:31:46 | |
(Yeah, because we've got one.) | 0:31:46 | 0:31:48 | |
Yeah, OK. I think we're going to chance the natural lake, | 0:31:48 | 0:31:53 | |
-and we think it might be Bala. -Bala, you are saying, | 0:31:53 | 0:31:57 | |
for the largest natural lake. Bala. | 0:31:57 | 0:32:01 | |
Hannah and Howard, you can talk us through the board if you like. | 0:32:01 | 0:32:04 | |
The highest mountain is Snowdonia, smallest National Park, | 0:32:04 | 0:32:09 | |
we think, is the Brecon Beacons. | 0:32:09 | 0:32:11 | |
Capital city is obviously Cardiff and David is the patron saint. | 0:32:11 | 0:32:16 | |
The largest natural lake, we would call it Fala, with an F. | 0:32:16 | 0:32:22 | |
So you're going to enter Fala as your answer | 0:32:22 | 0:32:26 | |
for the largest natural lake? Fala. We have Bala versus Fala. | 0:32:26 | 0:32:32 | |
So, Jeff and Helen have said that Wales's largest natural lake | 0:32:32 | 0:32:36 | |
is called Bala. Let's see if that's right, and if it is, | 0:32:36 | 0:32:39 | |
let's see how many of our 100 people said it. | 0:32:39 | 0:32:41 | |
Ah, that's right. | 0:32:43 | 0:32:44 | |
Oh, that's right. | 0:32:47 | 0:32:48 | |
That is a great answer. 11 people said it. | 0:32:49 | 0:32:51 | |
Now, I don't want to pre-empt the column here, | 0:32:56 | 0:32:59 | |
but I'm going to guess that if that is right, | 0:32:59 | 0:33:02 | |
then I think Fala probably isn't right. | 0:33:02 | 0:33:04 | |
Let's just double check that and make sure | 0:33:04 | 0:33:06 | |
that we're not going to disappear into a weird alternative logic here. | 0:33:06 | 0:33:10 | |
Howard and Hannah have said Fala. Is that right? It can't be. | 0:33:10 | 0:33:17 | |
No! | 0:33:17 | 0:33:18 | |
Logic has been restored. Fala, I'm afraid, an incorrect answer. | 0:33:18 | 0:33:23 | |
Bala, a correct answer, which means Jeff and Helen, | 0:33:23 | 0:33:26 | |
only two questions in and you are sailing through to the final round. | 0:33:26 | 0:33:29 | |
-Very well done. Two-nil. Richard. -Bala, not Fala. Sorry, Howard. | 0:33:29 | 0:33:33 | |
We all make mistakes. Everybody's "falabala". | 0:33:33 | 0:33:35 | |
Let's fill in the rest of the board, shall we? Highest mountain? | 0:33:35 | 0:33:41 | |
-Snowdonia. -Snowdon. -Oh, Snowdon. -Absolutely. | 0:33:41 | 0:33:44 | |
It's in the Snowdonia National Park. That would've scored you 48 points. | 0:33:44 | 0:33:49 | |
Capital city? Cardiff. We've already heard. That would've scored you 91. | 0:33:49 | 0:33:53 | |
Patron saint? As you also said, David. | 0:33:53 | 0:33:56 | |
It would've also been too many points, | 0:33:56 | 0:33:58 | |
so that would've scored you 69. | 0:33:58 | 0:33:59 | |
The smallest National Park would've won the point. | 0:33:59 | 0:34:02 | |
It's not the Brecon Beacons, though. | 0:34:02 | 0:34:03 | |
-At one point, it's only 100 metres wide and it's... -Pembrokeshire Coast. | 0:34:03 | 0:34:07 | |
Pembrokeshire Coast. Absolutely right. | 0:34:07 | 0:34:10 | |
And that would've scored three points. Best answer on the board. | 0:34:10 | 0:34:13 | |
Ah... | 0:34:13 | 0:34:14 | |
-Ah... -Ah... And you sort of knew that. | 0:34:14 | 0:34:17 | |
It wasn't the one you said, but you did sort of know that. Bad luck. | 0:34:17 | 0:34:22 | |
The losing pair at the end of the head-to-head is Hannah and Howard. | 0:34:22 | 0:34:25 | |
I fear this is where we have to say goodbye. | 0:34:25 | 0:34:27 | |
It's been brilliant having you on the show. | 0:34:27 | 0:34:30 | |
You've done so well. Howard, we've had many pointless answers from you, | 0:34:30 | 0:34:33 | |
but this is the end of the line. | 0:34:33 | 0:34:36 | |
Thanks very much for playing. Hannah and Howard, lovely contestants. | 0:34:36 | 0:34:40 | |
But for Jeff and Helen, it's now time for our Pointless final. | 0:34:41 | 0:34:44 | |
Congratulations, Jeff and Helen. | 0:34:51 | 0:34:53 | |
You fought off all the competition | 0:34:53 | 0:34:56 | |
and you've won our coveted Pointless trophy. | 0:34:56 | 0:34:58 | |
You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot, | 0:35:04 | 0:35:06 | |
and at the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at... | 0:35:06 | 0:35:09 | |
If you cast your minds back to the beginning of the show, | 0:35:15 | 0:35:18 | |
when motor sports first came up, | 0:35:18 | 0:35:20 | |
and we had Lewis Hamilton from you, Jeff. | 0:35:20 | 0:35:22 | |
-I can't believe. -Highest score of that pass. | 0:35:22 | 0:35:25 | |
-Did you ever think in a million years... -Not in a million years. | 0:35:25 | 0:35:28 | |
-And when the French came up, that was even worse. -Oh, yeah. | 0:35:28 | 0:35:31 | |
We've had "Lee chat" since then. | 0:35:31 | 0:35:33 | |
Then a whitewash in the head-to-head, | 0:35:35 | 0:35:37 | |
and here you are, deservedly, in the final. | 0:35:37 | 0:35:40 | |
The rules are very simple. | 0:35:40 | 0:35:42 | |
To win, all you have to do is find a pointless answer. | 0:35:42 | 0:35:44 | |
We've had one pointless answer on the show today. | 0:35:44 | 0:35:46 | |
You only have to find one more and you can go home with the jackpot. | 0:35:46 | 0:35:50 | |
Firstly, you got to choose a category, | 0:35:50 | 0:35:52 | |
and you can choose from these five options. They are... | 0:35:52 | 0:35:55 | |
-Well... -What are you thinking? -Pop divas is a possible. | 0:36:02 | 0:36:07 | |
-Detective fiction... -No. I haven't read any of that. | 0:36:07 | 0:36:11 | |
State visits, I have no idea. Celebrities, you're... | 0:36:11 | 0:36:16 | |
I've got a feeling we should go for racehorses. | 0:36:17 | 0:36:20 | |
Yeah. I think we'll go for racehorses. | 0:36:20 | 0:36:22 | |
-We'll go for racehorses. -We'll go for racehorses. -Racehorses it is. | 0:36:22 | 0:36:26 | |
Any particular category of racehorses you quite like? | 0:36:26 | 0:36:30 | |
We like horseracing, so National Hunt racing would be... | 0:36:30 | 0:36:36 | |
-Anything to do with National Hunt racing would be OK. -OK. | 0:36:36 | 0:36:40 | |
Let's find out the question. | 0:36:40 | 0:36:42 | |
We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name | 0:36:42 | 0:36:45 | |
as many horses that have won the Epsom Derby as they could. | 0:36:45 | 0:36:49 | |
Richard. | 0:36:49 | 0:36:50 | |
We're looking for the name of any horse that's won the Epsom Derby since 1970, please. | 0:36:50 | 0:36:55 | |
Very best of luck. | 0:36:55 | 0:36:57 | |
OK. You now have up to one minute to come up with three answers, | 0:36:57 | 0:37:01 | |
and all you need to win that £1,250 | 0:37:01 | 0:37:04 | |
is for just one of those answers to be pointless. | 0:37:04 | 0:37:06 | |
-Are you ready? -Ready. | 0:37:06 | 0:37:08 | |
Let's put 60 seconds on the clock. There they are. | 0:37:08 | 0:37:11 | |
Your time starts now. | 0:37:11 | 0:37:13 | |
OK, there's Shergar, very famous. | 0:37:13 | 0:37:16 | |
There was Lammtarra, who was related to him. | 0:37:16 | 0:37:19 | |
Erthaab, Willie Carson rode that horse. Benny the Dip, High Rise... | 0:37:19 | 0:37:26 | |
What was that 66-1 winner my mum had? | 0:37:26 | 0:37:29 | |
That wasn't the Derby, that was the Queen Elizabeth Champion Chase. | 0:37:29 | 0:37:33 | |
That wasn't even Epsom, yes. That isn't close. | 0:37:33 | 0:37:35 | |
Shall we go, erm... | 0:37:35 | 0:37:38 | |
I think we should try... No, that might have been 1986. Since 1970. | 0:37:38 | 0:37:43 | |
Right. | 0:37:43 | 0:37:45 | |
I think we should go Erthaab, Lammtarra... | 0:37:45 | 0:37:49 | |
-and we'll try High Rise. -OK. -There you go. | 0:37:49 | 0:37:52 | |
Before we stop the clock, can I just say, blimey. | 0:37:52 | 0:37:56 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:37:56 | 0:37:58 | |
-Lecturer. -That's impressive. OK. | 0:37:58 | 0:38:00 | |
We have hours left on the clock. You've already picked your answers. | 0:38:00 | 0:38:04 | |
We were looking for horses that have won the Epsom Derby. | 0:38:04 | 0:38:08 | |
-You could've done that in five seconds. -They might not be right. | 0:38:08 | 0:38:12 | |
-I might have imagined them. -This is true. I now need your three answers. | 0:38:12 | 0:38:17 | |
High Rise, Erthaab, Lammtarra. | 0:38:17 | 0:38:22 | |
Of those three, which do you think is your best shot? | 0:38:22 | 0:38:27 | |
-Erthaab. -Erthaab, we'll put third. | 0:38:27 | 0:38:28 | |
I think High Rise is quite recent, so people might remember that. | 0:38:28 | 0:38:32 | |
-So put High Rise first? -And Lammtarra in the middle. | 0:38:32 | 0:38:35 | |
Lammtarra in the middle. | 0:38:35 | 0:38:37 | |
You even gave us a little bit of pedigree there. | 0:38:37 | 0:38:40 | |
I might've imagined that, | 0:38:40 | 0:38:41 | |
but I think Lammtarra was related to Shergar. | 0:38:41 | 0:38:44 | |
-I think. -OK. Let's pop them up on the board in that order. | 0:38:44 | 0:38:47 | |
And here they are. We have got... | 0:38:47 | 0:38:49 | |
We were looking for horses that have won the Epsom Derby. | 0:38:54 | 0:38:56 | |
High Rise was probably your least confident answer, | 0:38:56 | 0:38:59 | |
least confident at being pointless, because it's a more recent winner. | 0:38:59 | 0:39:05 | |
Remember, you only have to find one pointless answer | 0:39:05 | 0:39:07 | |
to win the jackpot of £1,250. | 0:39:07 | 0:39:09 | |
Let's see if High Rise is right, | 0:39:09 | 0:39:11 | |
and let's see how many of our 100 people said High Rise. | 0:39:11 | 0:39:15 | |
It's absolutely right. This for £1,250. Down it goes. | 0:39:17 | 0:39:22 | |
Our first Epsom winner. Down it goes into single figures. | 0:39:22 | 0:39:28 | |
Still going down, still going... | 0:39:28 | 0:39:30 | |
One! One for High Rise. | 0:39:30 | 0:39:31 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:39:31 | 0:39:33 | |
Ooh. | 0:39:36 | 0:39:38 | |
Unfortunately, not a pointless answer. | 0:39:40 | 0:39:43 | |
You only have two more chances to win today's jackpot. | 0:39:43 | 0:39:46 | |
I forgot to ask you what you would do with your winnings | 0:39:46 | 0:39:49 | |
should you win with the next two, either of the next two. | 0:39:49 | 0:39:52 | |
What would you do? £1,250. Jeff? | 0:39:52 | 0:39:54 | |
I think we'd go to the Italian Lakes. Have a nice fortnight. | 0:39:54 | 0:39:58 | |
Very nice indeed. | 0:39:58 | 0:39:59 | |
-Anything else, Helen? -Erm... A day at the races, probably. | 0:39:59 | 0:40:03 | |
-I was just thinking. Absolutely. -£1,250 on the nose. | 0:40:03 | 0:40:07 | |
-Yeah. -Maybe! | 0:40:07 | 0:40:09 | |
Very good indeed. Very best of luck. | 0:40:09 | 0:40:11 | |
We're looking for horses that have won the Epsom Derby. | 0:40:11 | 0:40:13 | |
Let's hope nobody said your next answer, Lammtarra. | 0:40:13 | 0:40:18 | |
This obviously has to be correct | 0:40:18 | 0:40:19 | |
and it has to be pointless for you to win the jackpot of £1,250. | 0:40:19 | 0:40:22 | |
Let's see. Is it right? How many people said Lammtarra? | 0:40:22 | 0:40:25 | |
And they're off. | 0:40:29 | 0:40:31 | |
OK, High Rise took us all the way down to one. | 0:40:31 | 0:40:34 | |
Lammtarra, your second shot at that £1,250 jackpot, still going down. | 0:40:34 | 0:40:40 | |
Single figures. Down it goes to one. | 0:40:40 | 0:40:42 | |
Yes! It's pointless! | 0:40:42 | 0:40:44 | |
Very, very well done. Come here. Very well done. | 0:40:45 | 0:40:51 | |
Off you go to the Italian Lakes. And a little bit left, I think, for something. | 0:40:51 | 0:40:55 | |
Ah. Congratulations. Richly, richly deserved. | 0:41:01 | 0:41:04 | |
Lammtarra, pointless answer, | 0:41:04 | 0:41:06 | |
which means you go home with that jackpot of £1,250. | 0:41:06 | 0:41:11 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:41:11 | 0:41:14 | |
Very, very good indeed. Richard. | 0:41:16 | 0:41:19 | |
Very well played. | 0:41:19 | 0:41:21 | |
It all comes down to Bruno Senna in the end as well. | 0:41:21 | 0:41:23 | |
Lammtarra won in 1995, ridden by Walter Swinburn, | 0:41:23 | 0:41:27 | |
who also rode Shergar, of course. | 0:41:27 | 0:41:28 | |
I have to say, I'm even gladder that Lammtarra was a pointless answer, | 0:41:28 | 0:41:32 | |
because you said Erthaab. | 0:41:32 | 0:41:36 | |
ERHAAB was a pointless answer. You'd have been one letter away from a pointless answer then. | 0:41:36 | 0:41:40 | |
I wouldn't have been able to give it. Very, very well done, Lammtarra. | 0:41:40 | 0:41:44 | |
There's a bunch of other pointless answers. You said a few of them. | 0:41:44 | 0:41:48 | |
Let's take a look, in case people at home have got some of these. | 0:41:48 | 0:41:51 | |
The '93 winner, Commander In Chief, that was a pointless answer. | 0:41:51 | 0:41:54 | |
There's Erhaab, ridden by Willie Carson. | 0:41:54 | 0:41:57 | |
Pat Eddery, of course, rode Golden Fleece, that was in 1982. | 0:41:57 | 0:42:00 | |
That was a pointless answer. | 0:42:00 | 0:42:02 | |
Henbit was a pointless answer, ridden by Willie Carson. | 0:42:02 | 0:42:05 | |
Quest For Fame, that was another Pat Eddery horse. | 0:42:05 | 0:42:07 | |
Shahrastani, who was sired by Nijinsky, pointless answer. | 0:42:07 | 0:42:11 | |
Shirley Heights, ridden by Greville Starkey, | 0:42:11 | 0:42:14 | |
Teenoso, Lester Piggott's final Derby winner, and The Minstrel. | 0:42:14 | 0:42:18 | |
All of those pointless. There's more. | 0:42:18 | 0:42:19 | |
Empery, Generous, High Chaparral, Nashwan, Roberto, | 0:42:19 | 0:42:23 | |
Secreto, Shaamit. Very well done if you said any of those at home, | 0:42:23 | 0:42:26 | |
and very well done to you two. Terrifically well played. | 0:42:26 | 0:42:29 | |
Thanks very much indeed, Richard. | 0:42:29 | 0:42:31 | |
Thanks, once again, to our winning players, Helen and Jeff, | 0:42:31 | 0:42:34 | |
who go away with today's jackpot of £1,250. Very well done. | 0:42:34 | 0:42:39 | |
Join us next time when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge to the test. | 0:42:44 | 0:42:47 | |
-Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard... -Goodbye. | 0:42:47 | 0:42:49 | |
And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye. | 0:42:49 | 0:42:51 | |
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