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Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to Pointless

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where obvious answers mean nothing and obscure answers mean everything. Let's meet today's players.

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First up, we welcome back Katie and David. You were on last time.

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Everyone gets two chances to reach the Pointless final. Katie, remind us how you know each other.

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We're married to each other. We've been together for 25 years.

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-David, remind us what happened last time.

-I disgraced myself. I let myself down, my wife down,

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-my family down.

-Your school down...

-My friends down. I don't know how to spell Slovenia.

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-But I do now!

-You do now. You won't forget that. It's "en".

-Thank you.

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-Thank you, Xander.

-Katie, what do you hope comes up?

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Er, natural history, anything to do with animals, horses,

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biology I'm quite good at, I know a bit about anatomy.

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-David, are there any you would hate?

-Well, geography.

-Or spelling!

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Well, all right, yeah. My mother will be so upset. She's such a good speller.

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Anyway, lovely to have you back. Very best of luck. And next we welcome Heather and Graham.

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-How do you two know each other?

-We're married.

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It's hilarious having to duck round David. There you go! I've got you.

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-Where are you from?

-We live in Swansea. Been there for over 30 years, in Wales.

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-What do you do, Graham?

-I'm retired now, semi-retired, but I done videography and photography.

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-My own little business.

-Excellent.

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-Heather, what do you like to get up to in your spare time?

-Oh, lots.

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I like cooking and I like knitting, sewing, looking after the grandchild.

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-Going to the gym, I help with a weight loss class a couple of times a week.

-Very good.

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-How old's your grandchild?

-One of three and one of ten.

-Very good indeed.

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-It's nice having people whose names make up a Hollywood star.

-It is.

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Anyway, very best of luck and a warm welcome to the show.

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Next we welcome back Lee and Gemma. You were on last time.

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-Remind us how you know each other.

-We've been married for 18 months now.

-Gemma, what happened last time?

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-We did well, got to the Head To Head and then it all went wrong.

-Carrickfergus!

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-But they were from Northern Ireland! They knew.

-Unfair advantage.

-It must have been a fix.

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-What do you hope comes up today?

-Jake Gyllenhaal films, please.

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-OK, good.

-Can you sort that?

-Thanks, Richard.

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-We've done Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal films.

-Can we just sort out how you say his name?

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-I call him Jake.

-That'll do.

-Big Jake.

-Yeah, Jakey.

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-Anything you'd hate to see, Gemma?

-Politics, history...

-Yep.

-..sport.

-Ok, just those things, yep(!)

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-Just those.

-Small, trifling matters. Anyway, very best of luck to you.

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-Lovely to have you back. And finally we've got Dave and Steve. How do you know each other?

-Work colleagues.

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-And what do you do?

-We're both postmen.

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Perfect. On the same... Of course not on the same route! What kind of question's that?!

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-But similar routes?

-In the same town.

-The same town.

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-Dave, what are you hoping for?

-I'd love sport.

-Particular areas or do you cover across the board?

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A broad range. I like darts, I love cricket, football.

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Running, which I still try and do a bit. In-between work.

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-Well, very best of luck to you. Great to have you.

-Thank you.

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We'll find out more throughout the show.

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Only one person left. The man the speaking clock rings to get the time. My Pointless friend, Richard.

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Hiya.

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Hello!

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-It's about 5:18 and 34 seconds.

-LAUGHTER

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-Thank you.

-It might be when it goes out.

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Yeah. They can time it from that. They'll have to cut out all of that chat there, but no bad thing.

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It's 5:16 and 8 seconds.

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We've got three married couples today. That doesn't happen often.

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Statistically, 33% of marriages in this country end in divorce.

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Statistically. So all I'm saying is just keep your eye on the three married couples. Have a bet at home.

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-A little side bet.

-It's going to be one of them. Round One today I think everyone will enjoy.

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All our questions were put to 100 people before the show. For a chance to get through to the final round,

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our contestants have to find the obscure answers the 100 didn't get.

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The fewer of the 100 people who knew, the fewer you'll score.

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Everyone is trying to find a pointless answer that none of the 100 people said.

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Do that and we'll add 250 quid to the jackpot. Nobody won it last time so we add £1,000

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and today's jackpot starts off at £7,000!

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Right. If everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

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In this first round, each of you must give me one answer and you cannot confer.

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Whoever has the highest score at the end of the round will be eliminated.

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Our first category today is... Children's TV!

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Can you all decide in your pairs who's going first and second?

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And whoever's going first please step up to the podium.

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OK, the question concerns... characters from children's TV shows.

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Characters from children's TV shows. Richard?

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We'll show you seven characters from children's TV shows. Name the series where they first appeared.

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A nice obscure answer gets fewer points. An incorrect answer is 100.

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Seven on each pass, 14 in all to have a go a at home.

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Thank you very much, Richard. You all drew lots and Katie and David, you get to go first.

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We're looking for the shows in which these children's characters originally appeared.

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HE READS THE LIST

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-Pikachu...

-Bless you!

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I'll read those all one last time.

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There we are. Seven characters from children's TV shows. David.

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Two or three are good and I'm going to play how I feel it as safe.

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I'm going for Professor Yaffle...

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and Bagpuss.

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Professor Yaffle and Bagpuss, says David. Is it right and, if it is, how many people knew that?

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Absolutely right.

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24.

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-24 for Bagpuss.

-Well played, David. Created by the wonderful Oliver Postgate.

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-It was just on endlessly in our youth.

-I love Bagpuss.

-Do you know how many episodes they made?

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-7,020.

-They only made 13 episodes.

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-No!

-Yeah, 13 episodes.

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-Only the 13.

-Amazing, isn't it?

-Thanks very much, Richard. Now then, Graham.

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-What do you make of this board?

-It's not a good subject for me.

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-It's a long time ago since I was a dad. Em, so I'll have to have a calculated guess.

-OK.

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Farmer Barleymow.

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-Yeah?

-Postman Pat?

-Farmer Barleymow, Postman Pat, you're saying. Farmer Barleymow, Postman Pat.

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Let's see if that's right and how many people knew it.

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Dear, oh, dear. I don't think you were hopeful there, Heather.

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Bad luck, Graham. That's an incorrect answer. Not a bad guess, but incorrect.

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You score the maximum 100 points.

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-We'll give the correct answer at the end.

-Thank you.

-Gemma...

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-What do you make of this board?

-I know a few from my student days.

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-I'm going to go with Laa-Laa from the TeleTubbies.

-Laa-Laa from the TeleTubbies.

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Let's see if that's right and how many people knew it.

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Absolutely right.

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Oh! 74!

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-Wow.

-A correct answer, but it's a big score.

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Most profitable BBC show ever. It made more than Weakest Link, Walking With Dinosaurs AND The Office.

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Isn't that amazing?

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-Wow.

-Yeah.

-Wow.

-Sold to over 75 countries.

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I say "over 75" - 76.

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-Very good indeed. Now then, Dave. You're last with this board.

-Being a postman, I know Jess the Cat!

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-Yeah.

-I think Farmer Barleymow is Bod, but I'm not 100% sure.

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I think I shall go for Farmer Barleymow and Bod.

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Farmer Barleymow, Bod. Let's see if that's right and how many people knew it.

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Absolutely right.

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5!

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Best score of the round so far. Very well done.

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-Very well done. The best answer up there. Do you remember Bod?

-Yeah! John Le Mesurier.

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-That's right. He was the narrator. Do you know how many episodes they made of Bod?

-7,020.

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-13 again.

-No! Again?

-Just 13. It seemed like hundreds.

-Yeah!

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Let's go through the rest. Jess the Cat is Postman Pat. 67 points. Do you know Pikachu?

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-No.

-Pikachu was one of the Pokemon. Pokemon would have scored 33.

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My son the other day has got a poster with 494 Pokemon on.

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He's looking at. I said, "What are you doing?" "Trying to name them."

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He says, "I have forgotten four."

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He got 490. I wouldn't mind, but he's 23.

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-Cut-Throat Jake?

-Captain Pugwash?

-Absolutely right. That would have scored you 17 points. And Skeletor?

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-He-Man?

-He-Man is right. He-Man and the Masters of the Universe. I would have given you He-Man.

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39 points for Skeletor. So Bod was the best answer on that board. Very well done if you got Bod.

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Very good indeed. Let's take a look at the scores. Well done to Dave and Steve. A lovely score of 5 there.

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Then we come up to 24, David and Katie, looking very strong, too.

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Up to 74 - a little bit less strong, but relatively safe, Gemma and Lee.

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Then up to 100, Graham and Heather. So, Heather, we need a very, very good low-scoring answer from you

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and hope that's enough. Can the second players please take their places at the podium?

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OK, we're going to put seven more characters on the board.

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HE READS THE LIST

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I'll read those one last time.

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We're looking for the TV series in which they first appeared and the one the fewest people knew. Steve.

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Five, look at that. Lovely low score. Heather and Graham on 100,

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-so a score of 94 or less will keep you in the game.

-There's three I think I know.

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I'm going to go for Timothy Claypole and Rentaghost.

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Rentaghost, says Steve. Here is your red line, nice and high. Get below that and you're through.

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How many people said Rentaghost?

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Absolutely right. You're through.

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18.

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Good answer. Takes your total up to 23.

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-I used to love Rentaghost.

-It was great.

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-Yeah, loved it.

-It was weird, though, looking back.

-Probably.

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-Quite a high concept for the '70s.

-I'm not sure I understood it!

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-They ran a ghost rental agency.

-Yeah, they sort of spelt out the details in the title song.

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-"If your mansion house needs haunting, just call Rentaghost."

-Ah, well.

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Now then, we come to you, Lee. We're looking for the shows these characters appeared in.

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I think I know three definitely, maybe four.

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-I do think that Barney McGrew is from Trumpton, so I'll go for that.

-Trumpton.

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Is that right and how many said it? The high scorers remain on 100.

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25 or less will see you through to the next round for sure.

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How many people said Trumpton? Is it right?

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Absolutely right.

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32!

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32.

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Take you up to 106.

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Yeah, that keeps the round alive. He's the only fireman to get a full namecheck in the roll call.

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-He was the driver, of course.

-Of course.

-Don't need to tell you that.

-No, no, no.

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Now then, Heather. You've been thrown a lifeline by Lee, but not a massive one.

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You have a margin of error of five points. They are on 106.

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If you can score 5 or less, it'll save your bacon.

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I only know a couple and I think they're quite popular. It's a long time since I was a little girl.

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-I'll go for Great Uncle Bulgaria, The Wombles.

-The Wombles says Heather.

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Let's see if that's right and, if it is, let's see how many said it.

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It's right.

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78!

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Ooh, that's high. Bad luck. 178 is your total.

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-Richard?

-Sorry, Heather. A big score for the Wombles.

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-Who was your favourite Womble?

-Er...Orinoco. Or Bungle.

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-Bungle?!

-Bungo?

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-Oh, Bungo. Bungo?

-Yeah.

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-Bungo the Womble?

-Yeah, Bungo.

-OK.

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-You're sticking with that answer?

-Er, Madame Cholet. She was a...

-A what?

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A hottie.

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Boy, could that Womble cook!

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-Shall we get on with the quiz?

-Yeah.

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Now then, Katie, great news. You're through to the next round.

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You can't overtake Heather and Graham's high score of 178.

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We want you to name the TV programmes in which these characters first appeared.

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Take us through it.

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Zippy is definitely from Rainbow.

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Pootle, I...

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No, I don't know. It's somewhere at the back of my mind. The Soup Dragon is from The Clangers.

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And Nok Tok sounds like one of those ones that's been dubbed

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-by some British voiceover actor...

-Probably me.

-A comedian, yeah.

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So I don't know what that one is.

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Oh, let's say The Soup Dragon from The Clangers.

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The Soup Dragon, The Clangers. Is that right? How many said it?

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Absolutely right.

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29.

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29 takes your total up to 53.

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-Another Oliver Postgate.

-Absolutely right.

-Beautiful.

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He was a genius. A lot of nostalgia for us, but anyone under 20 is going, "What on earth is going on?!

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-"What are these men talking about?" Let's have a look at the rest. Zippy?

-Yes, Rainbow.

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Absolutely right, Katie. It would have scored 72. Pootle?

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-You know the name if... She's from The Flumps.

-Ah!

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-Ah, The Flumps. Do you know how many episodes there were?

-7,020.

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-Thirteen.

-LAUGHTER

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-That would have scored 7 points. And Nok Tok is the best answer.

-Waybuloo.

-Absolutely right.

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From round about these days. One point if you said that. It makes up for having to sit through it!

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-It's nice, Waybuloo.

-I like it. It's very soporific. You can sort of...

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-It's quite sort of psychotropic. You can...

-Like this show.

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-Helps you fall asleep.

-Yeah, exactly. End of Round One. Let's see who our highest-scoring pair is.

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I'm afraid, Heather and Graham, it's you. 178. There's no running away from that.

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-It wasn't a great round for you.

-Not really. It was a long time ago.

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Lovely to have you on the show. We look forward to seeing you again next time. Thanks so much meanwhile.

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-Heather and Graham!

-Thank you.

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But for the remaining three pairs it's now time for Round Two.

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Sadly, at the end of this round another pair will leave us.

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We'll have two pairs for the Head To Head. But that round was quite widely split with all the points.

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-Katie and David are now in virgin territory. How's it looking?

-I feel quite emotional.

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-It's amazing!

-Up here in the rarefied air of Round Two. Very exciting.

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Dave and Steve, very much our best performers on that last round. How are you feeling?

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-Quite surprised, actually.

-Nice to have you here. Normally you finish your round and go down the pub.

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Nice one!

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Very good indeed. Dave and Steve, the pair to beat. Our category for Round Two today is...Europe.

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Europe. Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first and who's going to go second?

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Whoever's going first please step up to the podium.

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OK, let's find out what the question is. We gave 100 people 100 seconds

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to name as many Italian cities and towns as they could. Italian cities and towns. Richard?

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We're looking for the name of any Italian town or city that is a capital of one of the 110 provinces.

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Essentially, most of the big Italian cities and towns, going by the Encyclopaedia Britannica, May 2012.

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-We'll accept the English or Italian name. Very best of luck.

-Thanks, Richard. Now then, David.

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-Amalfi.

-Amalfi.

-Correct.

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Amalfi says David. Is that right and, if it is, how many people said Amalfi?

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Bad luck, David. I'm afraid that's incorrect, so you score the maximum 100 points.

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Yes, sorry, David. Too obscure. It's not the capital of a province.

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OK, Gemma.

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Gemma...

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-What are you thinking?

-Geography, not my strong point.

-Have you been to Italy?

-We have.

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We travelled around after university, so I do remember a few. I'll go with Verona.

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Verona, says Gemma. Is that right and, if it is, how many said it?

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Lovely.

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Down it goes... Nine!

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Nine for Verona.

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Yeah, Verona. Very good answer. Capital of the Verona province.

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You can get married in Juliet's house in Verona, under the balcony.

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-Can you?

-I'm not sure that's a particularly...

-Yeah.

-It didn't end brilliantly, did it?

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-Not so much.

-Like one of the marriages on today's show.

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Dave.

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Em... I think I'm going to go for...

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-Pisa.

-Pisa.

-Yeah.

-Pisa.

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Let's see if that's right and how many of our 100 people said Pisa.

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13!

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There's a good answer.

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Well played, David. The capital of Pisa province in Tuscany.

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-How about that?

-Yeah.

-Can I tell you something nice about Pisa? It's where my wife and I got engaged.

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-Aww.

-Yeah.

-That is nice.

-Yeah. We're halfway through the round. Let's take a look at the scores.

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Gemma and Lee, nine. Lovely low score. Then 13 with Dave and Steve.

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You see, your intention was exactly right. You just went too pointless. You went too out there.

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-Amalfi.

-I thought I was playing so safe.

-It was a brilliant answer. Sadly, it was just too clever.

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It scored you 100 points. Katie, you have to hope somebody has a disaster

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and you can then scoop up with a brilliant low-scoring answer.

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We're going to come back down the line. Can the second players please take their places at the podium?

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OK.

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Steve, we are looking for towns and cities in Italy that are capitals of their provinces.

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I think I'm going to have a guess at Genoa.

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Genoa says Steve. Is it right and how many people said it?

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Here's your red line. Below that, you're through.

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That's right, and you're through.

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Six!

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Best score so far, Steve. Very well done. Takes your total up to 19.

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Richard?

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Well played, Steve. Safely through. Do you know which province?

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-Province of Genoa?

-It is, yeah.

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Come on, Italy, buck up! Really?

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Lee, what are you going to give me?

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I've never been to Italy before, but a lot of the items of furniture in the shop where I work

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are named after places in Europe. So I'm going to pick one of those

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-that I think is in Italy, which is Rimini.

-Rimini.

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-Rimini. Can you describe a Rimini to me?

-It's really good. You should all go buy one.

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-What is it?

-It's a bed.

-A Rimini bed.

-Yes.

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Oh, yeah. Very good. OK, let's see.

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Rimini says Lee. There is your red line. Get below that red line, you are through to the Head To Head.

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Is it right? How many said it?

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Absolutely right and you are through.

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Something tells me this might be a very good answer.

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Yes, it is, Lee!

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One point away from pointless, but that's a cracking answer. Takes your total up to 10.

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-Richard?

-Well done. A wonderful way to get a good answer at Pointless.

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It's an industrial port and holiday resort.

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-And, oh, what a bed!

-It's an amazing bed. Do you know what province it's capital of?

-Er, Rimini.

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-Yeah, absolutely.

-Now then, Katie,

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I have terrible news.

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I'm afraid you are already the high scorers even before you answer.

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But maybe there's a pointless answer and you can gift that to the remaining two pairs.

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I don't know if it's... I'm going to say Turin.

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Turin says Katie. Turin. Let's see if that's right and how many people said it. No red line.

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It's right.

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13!

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Would have been a great answer, Katie. Oh, it IS a great answer,

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but sadly not enough to save you. Takes you to 113.

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Sorry to see you go, Katie, but as a little bow

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-perhaps you could tell us which province Turin is the capital of?

-Turin?

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-Turin province. Absolutely right.

-Very well done, yeah.

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-That's good.

-There are some low-scoring ones. Anyone who said Trieste, Catania, Vicenza, Bergamo,

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Padua, Perugia - all very low scoring. Here are some of the pointless ones for you.

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Arezzo, Brescia, Brindisi,

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Cremona, Livorno, Mantua - all of those pointless.

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Salerno, Siracusa and Treviso.

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There's a few more - Como, Messina, Pescara. Very well done if you got one.

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Good. Thank you very much, Richard. We're at the end of Round Two and our high-scoring pair

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is Katie and David.

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Oh, dear. The air was just too rarefied for you

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here in Round Two. No, you did valiantly.

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You were trying to find a really obscure answer and it was so obscure it wasn't recognised by Italy.

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-That's geography for you.

-Yeah.

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Anyway, it's been brilliant having you on the show. Such a great waste to be saying goodbye so soon,

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but thank you so much for playing.

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But for the remaining two pairs it gets even more exciting as we enter the Head To Head.

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Well, congratulations, Dave and Steve, Lee and Gemma. You're one round from the final

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and a chance to play for our jackpot which currently stands at £7,000!

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You're now going to go head-to-head and the first pair to win two questions plays for that jackpot.

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The great news is, from here on in, you are allowed to confer.

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So, Lee and Gemma, back in the Head To Head. How does it feel?

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-Hopefully it will go better today.

-Confident?

-Ish, yeah.

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-Any advice for our newbies here?

-What you should do is try to get less points than we do.

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Dave and Steve, you made easy work of that.

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-We just fell lucky with the categories.

-Really? Really?

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You're our lowest scorers.

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Anything could happen. Best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the Head To Head.

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OK, here comes your first question. And it concerns...ballet dancers.

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-There we are. Ballet dancers. Richard?

-Dave, when you said darts I thought you said dance.

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We have five pictures of famous ballet dancers. Can you identify them and pick the most obscure?

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OK, let's reveal our five ballet dancers. We have got...

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So there we are. Five ballet dancers.

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Dave and Steve, you get to go first.

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I know A.

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Eh, we'll have to go for A, Nureyev.

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Nureyev. Nureyev, say Dave and Steve.

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Lee and Gemma, you can talk through the board if you like.

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We can't!

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We only know one ballet dancer by name and we think it's D, Darcey Bussell.

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Darcey Bussell. Terrible heartburn she's got there.

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OK, so Darcey Bussell. We have Nureyev and we have Darcey Bussell.

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In the order they were given, let's see if Nureyev is right and how many said it.

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Absolutely right.

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28.

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Gemma, what do you reckon? 28 for Nureyev.

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-Is Bussell going to go lower or higher?

-Higher. Way higher.

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Darcey Bussell. Is it right and how many people said it?

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It's right.

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Oh, look at that! 27!

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Wow!

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27 for Darcey Bussell, which means after one question Lee and Gemma are ahead one-nil.

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Very close. Darcey Bussell now a Strictly Come Dancing judge.

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B is a pointless answer. That's Ninette de Valois.

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Very well done if you said that. There you go, pointless.

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C is Rudolf Nureyev's principal partner, Margot Fonteyn.

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She scored 13 points.

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And E is Anna Pavlova.

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Mm, Anna Pavlova. She'd have scored 2 points.

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Very well done if you got all five, Ninette de Valois especially.

0:30:340:30:38

Now here comes your second question and it concerns...Roald Dahl.

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Roald Dahl.

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We're going to show you five clues to facts about Roald Dahl. Can you answer one of these, please?

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OK, let's reveal our five clues to facts about Roald Dahl.

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HE READS THE LIST

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I'll read those all one last time.

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There we are. Five clues to facts about Roald Dahl. Lee and Gemma,

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-it's your turn to go first this time.

-Well, we know one, which is a good start.

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-His granddaughter, we think, is called Sophie.

-Sophie.

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The granddaughter after whom the heroine in The BFG is named.

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-Dave and Steve, you have to win this one to stay in the game.

-OK.

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-Talk us through the board.

-That was the only one we knew.

-OK.

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The adult short stories. I mean... I know he wrote some of Tales of the Unexpected,

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-but I don't know if that would be the series.

-It's about the era.

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I think because Tales of the Unexpected was by various authors we'll have to go for the Bond.

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I'll go for Dr No.

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Dr No you're saying. So we have Sophie and Dr No.

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Lee and Gemma, you said Sophie was the name of his granddaughter.

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Is that right and how many said it?

0:32:330:32:36

Absolutely right.

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43.

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43. Now then, Dave and Steve, you've said he wrote the screenplay for Dr No.

0:32:460:32:53

You have to win. You have to be right and below 43 to stay in the game.

0:32:530:32:58

Is that right and how many said it?

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Bad luck, Dave and Steve. That's an incorrect answer,

0:33:070:33:11

so Lee and Gemma are through to the final. Very well done.

0:33:110:33:15

A typical twist in the tail - it WAS Tales of the Unexpected.

0:33:150:33:20

He wrote several volumes of those and he even introduced them himself onscreen.

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It would have scored 15 points and won.

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Sorry, guys. Dr No was from 1962. It's the 50th anniversary of that in 2012.

0:33:290:33:35

And the screenplay he wrote was a pointless answer. Well done if you said You Only Live Twice.

0:33:350:33:41

-The branch of the armed forces?

-Air Force.

-Absolutely. It would have scored 17.

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And the actress he married? She won an Oscar in 1963. Patricia Neal.

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-It would have scored 7 points.

-Thank you very much, Richard.

0:33:550:34:00

So the losing pair, I'm afraid, Dave and Steve is you.

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Can't fault your ballet dancing knowledge. Wonderful. Nureyev - lovely low score.

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And they beat you by just one. You were so nearly... I was going, "Say Tales of the Unexpected!"

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I'd no idea which screenplay it was, so Dr No seemed reasonable enough.

0:34:190:34:24

But a great performance. What are your tips for next time? Anything you've learnt?

0:34:240:34:30

Play better.

0:34:300:34:33

-Go with your gut, I think.

-Yeah, yeah. Trust your instinct.

0:34:330:34:38

Quite right. We look forward to seeing you next time. Thank you for playing.

0:34:380:34:43

But for Lee and Gemma it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:34:450:34:49

Congratulations, Lee and Gemma. You fought off all the competition to win our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:34:510:34:59

You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot and at the end of today's show it stands at £7,000.

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This is an exemplary performance. You have covered yourselves in glory and made the Head To Head twice.

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And you've now gone one better and find yourselves the proud holders of the Pointless trophy.

0:35:240:35:29

-Very well done indeed. How are you feeling?

-Good.

-Apprehensive!

-Yeah?

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-Victorious!

-A two-nil sweep, a clean sweep in the Head To Head.

-It makes up for the last time.

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I'd say it's all looking pretty good. The rules are very simple.

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All you have to do is find a pointless answer. Find one now

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and you'll leave with that £7,000.

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First, you choose a category from these five options. They are...

0:35:530:35:58

HE READS THE LIST

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-I think we'll go for Father/Son Actors.

-Father/Son Actors. Let's see what the question is.

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We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name

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as many Donald and Kiefer Sutherland films as they could. Richard?

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Any feature film for cinema release for which either Donald or Kiefer Sutherland had an acting credit

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prior to the beginning of 2012.

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-No short films, TV films or documentaries, but voice performances do count.

-OK, thanks.

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You now have up to one minute to come up with three answers.

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-All you need is for just one answer to be pointless. Ready?

-Yes.

0:36:420:36:47

Let's put 60 seconds on the clock. There they are. Your time starts now.

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-You're better at films than me.

-Kiefer, think of all his '80s films.

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-We've got Flatliners. Donald is definitely in Buffy The Vampire Slayer.

-OK.

-So go with that one.

0:36:560:37:03

-Good one.

-Kiefer, Kiefer... He's been in some dodgy films.

0:37:030:37:08

-Is 24: Redemption for the cinema?

-No, not yet.

0:37:080:37:11

-Mind's gone blank!

-It's gone blank, yeah.

0:37:110:37:15

Donald Sutherland again is in some new movies, but people are going to know those.

0:37:150:37:21

-Kiefer... So we have Flatliners, he was in Young Guns 2.

-That was a good one.

0:37:220:37:28

Er...any others? '80s films?

0:37:280:37:32

Maybe try...St Elmo's Fire? He was in the Brat Pack.

0:37:320:37:37

-So St Elmo's Fire, Young Guns 2...

-And Buffy The Vampire Slayer.

-10 seconds left.

0:37:370:37:43

-We don't want Flatliners.

-OK, no Flatliners.

0:37:430:37:46

-Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Young Guns 2...

-St Elmo's Fire.

0:37:460:37:50

-OK.

-OK? There's your time. We were looking for Donald or Kiefer Sutherland films.

0:37:500:37:56

-I now need your three answers.

-OK, we think we're going to go for Buffy The Vampire Slayer.

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-Buffy The Vampire Slayer.

-St Elmo's Fire.

-St Elmo's Fire.

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-And Young Guns 2.

-Young Guns 2.

0:38:070:38:10

-Which is your best shot at a pointless?

-What do you think?

-Buffy.

0:38:100:38:15

-We'll say Buffy.

-OK, Buffy The Vampire Slayer we'll put last.

0:38:150:38:19

-Which is your least likely pointless answer?

-St Elmo's Fire.

-No, Young Guns 2.

-Young Guns 2.

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We'll put that one first. Let's put them up on the board in that order.

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We've got Young Guns 2, St Elmo's Fire and Buffy The Vampire Slayer.

0:38:300:38:36

We're looking for Donald or Kiefer Sutherland films. Your first answer is Young Guns 2.

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That's your least confident shot, but you only need one pointless answer to win that £7,000.

0:38:410:38:47

Let's see. Young Guns 2. Is it right? How many people said it?

0:38:470:38:51

Yep, it's right.

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This just has to go down to zero and you will leave here with £7,000.

0:38:560:39:01

Still going down. Young Guns 2 into single figures...!

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Still going down... Oh! Three!

0:39:050:39:07

I can't believe it!

0:39:070:39:10

That's really not a bad answer at all.

0:39:110:39:15

Unfortunately, not a pointless answer. You have two more chances to win today's jackpot. £7,000.

0:39:150:39:21

-Gemma, what would you do with £7,000?

-They've just opened an Angry Birds theme park in Finland,

0:39:210:39:27

-so we'd quite like to go there.

-Lee, anything else?

0:39:270:39:30

Something exciting. Our garden needs a new fence and a shed.

0:39:300:39:34

Think of the fun you can have browsing shed and fence catalogues.

0:39:340:39:39

Fantastic. OK. Very best of luck. Donald or Kiefer Sutherland films.

0:39:390:39:43

Let's hope nobody said your next answer, St Elmo's Fire.

0:39:430:39:47

This has to be pointless for you to win. So, for £7,000, how many people said St Elmo's Fire?

0:39:470:39:55

Oh!

0:39:580:39:59

Oh, bad luck. An incorrect answer.

0:40:000:40:04

That means everything is now riding on Buffy The Vampire Slayer.

0:40:040:40:09

Only one more chance to win the jackpot. We're looking for Donald or Kiefer Sutherland films.

0:40:090:40:14

This was your most confident shot at a pointless answer.

0:40:140:40:20

Let's see. To win £7,000, it has to be pointless. How many people said Buffy The Vampire Slayer?

0:40:200:40:27

It's right.

0:40:280:40:30

Young Guns 2 took us down to three.

0:40:300:40:33

St Elmo's Fire was a red herring,

0:40:330:40:35

but Buffy The Vampire Slayer is still going down.

0:40:350:40:39

Down it goes. Oh!

0:40:390:40:41

Oh, no! One!

0:40:410:40:43

One!

0:40:460:40:48

Oh, bad luck. Bad luck. That was a great answer.

0:40:510:40:56

You were right to put it last.

0:40:560:40:59

Unfortunately, you didn't find that all-important pointless answer,

0:40:590:41:03

but you still get to take home our Pointless trophy, so very, very well done.

0:41:030:41:09

-So, Richard...

-Yeah, unlucky. St Elmo's Fire was Rob Lowe and Emilio Estevez.

0:41:130:41:19

No Kiefer Sutherland, I'm afraid. Flatliners would have scored six.

0:41:190:41:24

The biggest score of all was for The Lost Boys.

0:41:240:41:29

Very low scores for MASH, A Few Good Men, Cold Mountain, Don't Look Now. Stand By Me only scored 2 points.

0:41:290:41:36

Let's take a look at some of the pointless answers up here.

0:41:360:41:40

A Dry White Season was Donald Sutherland, A Time To Kill - they were both in that.

0:41:400:41:45

Donald Sutherland is in Backdraft alongside De Niro and Kurt Russell.

0:41:450:41:50

Disclosure, Donald Sutherland with Demi Moore and Michael Douglas.

0:41:500:41:54

Renegades, which is Kiefer Sutherland as an undercover agent.

0:41:540:41:59

Donald is in Six Degrees of Separation with Will Smith.

0:41:590:42:04

The Sentinel is Kiefer with Michael Douglas and he was Athos in The Three Musketeers.

0:42:040:42:10

Kiefer Sutherland also in the terrifying The Vanishing with Jeff Bridges. Any of those ring a bell?

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We knew a few, but would never have gone for them.

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Unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to you, but it's been great having you on the show. Thank you.

0:42:220:42:28

Great contestants.

0:42:280:42:31

So, sadly, Gemma and Lee didn't win our jackpot today, so it rolls over.

0:42:330:42:37

On the next show we will be playing for £8,000.

0:42:370:42:41

-Join us next time. Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.

-Goodbye.

-And goodbye from me. Goodbye.

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