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APPLAUSE

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Thank you very much. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong

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and welcome to Pointless, the show where the lowest scorers are the biggest winners.

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Let's meet today's players.

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First off, we welcome back Rhian and Richeldis.

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Everyone gets two chances to reach the Pointless Final. This is your last chance.

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Remind us how you know each other, Rhian.

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We're friends and housemates from uni.

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-And, Richeldis, what happened last time?

-Sport!

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We said we couldn't do Sport and Sporting Venues came up.

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It was kind of Sport and Geography.

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It was a terrible combination of the two.

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Anyway, that was last time. Rhian, what's going to be your dream category?

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-Music. I'd like music.

-OK. Any particular sphere of music?

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-I like popular music.

-The popular music, yes.

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But I also play the violin, so maybe a bit of classical.

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Do you now? Are you still learning the violin?

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-I've stopped for uni, but I still play.

-Very good indeed.

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Richeldis, anything you're particularly dreading?

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Sporting Venues again!

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-We're not going to do that again.

-I hope not!

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Very good. Welcome back to the show. You made it to the end of the First Round.

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Let's hope we see more of you this time.

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Next, we welcome David and Chris L.

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-How do you two know each other?

-This is my considerably older brother.

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Slightly older brother!

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-Let's just sort this out. David, how much older are you than Chris?

-Two or three years.

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-Eight years.

-LAUGHTER

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Considerably older brother.

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-Where are you from, David?

-Rotherham in South Yorkshire.

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-And what do you do, Chris?

-I'm a retail store manager in electrical retail.

-Excellent.

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-David, what do you do?

-I paint flowerpots for a living.

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-You paint flowerpots?

-My mum helps me with it.

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We paint teddy bears and frogs on them and hope somebody buys them!

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-Do they?

-I've been doing it 14 years and we've sold quite a few.

-Very good!

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-What have you done before that?

-Ooh, many things!

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I've got my own ice cream van, which I love doing.

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-Aah!

-I'd like to go back to that one day.

-Wouldn't we all?

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-That's a nice idea, isn't it?

-I even invented my own brands of ice cream.

-Did you?

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I invented the 98, rather than the...

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Why didn't you call it "The 100"? Surely go up?

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I took the concept of the 99, and instead of the Flake

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I had an After Eight mint and it became the 98.

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-And I sold two.

-You see how popular that is?

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-You are wasted painting flowerpots.

-I think you're right.

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-Fantastic. The 98 - I could live on that and nothing else.

-You would've loved it.

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-It had green sauce instead of red sauce.

-Ahh!

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-David, Chris, lovely to have you on the show. Warm welcome to you.

-Thank you.

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-Next, we welcome Chris and Rebecca. How do you two know each other, Chris?

-We are husband and wife.

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-Where are you from, Rebecca?

-I was born in France, lived in England and moved to America.

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I'm a French-born, English-bred American.

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-I'm hoping at some stage, you then came back to Eastbourne.

-No, I'm still there... Yes, I did!

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-Otherwise, that's a long-distance relationship.

-Big commute!

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-What do you do, Rebecca?

-I am a singing and elocution teacher.

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-Singing and what?

-Elo...!

-LAUGHTER

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-Bit slow!

-Oh, dear!

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-What sort of singing do you teach?

-I teach all types of singing,

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but I'm an opera singer by trade.

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-Chris, what do you do?

-I'm a wealth advisor.

-Oh, brilliant!

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-What do you advise?

-Help people achieve their financial objectives.

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No, I mean, WHAT do you advise? What should we do with our wealth?

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Richard and I have been creaming off a lot all the way through...

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You might wonder at the flimsy budget of this show,

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there's a reason for that!

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I've invested quite a lot in the 98.

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Chris, you could paint the cones, as well.

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-Well, Chris, Rebecca, a very warm welcome to Pointless. Great to have you here.

-Thanks.

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Finally, we welcome back Sarah and Ed.

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You were on the show last time. Remind us how you know each other.

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-We're friends, from Weymouth.

-From Weymouth.

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And, Ed, you made it through to the head-to-head last time.

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We certainly did. We found the going tough in the Final Round.

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I mean, you played extremely well. Very, very good gamesmanship. Ed's a tennis player.

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-He's the 683rd ranked tennis player in Britain, as I recall.

-That's right.

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-Is that right?

-I certainly am.

-Although, that was last show. Have you gone up or down since then?

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I've checked since. Still the same.

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Ed, answer me this honestly. How often do you check? How many times a day?

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-Every couple of hours.

-LAUGHTER

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-Sports, generally, are going to be great for you.

-I'd be happy with that.

-What else?

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I'd really like something to do with geography.

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As a kid, I had a globe and I used to peruse it

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and, er, maybe wonder if I could even go

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to some of these far-off locations and capitals.

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Very good.

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We'll find out more about all of you throughout the show.

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There's one person left to introduce, the umpire of obscurity,

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the referee of fact and the small-claims-court judge of tea-time trivia.

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-He's my Pointless friend, Richard.

-Hiya!

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Hello! Hello.

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-Lovely to be back once more.

-Isn't it good?

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Ed and Sarah look very good, so they'll be tough to beat today, I suspect.

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We didn't see as much of Rhian and Richeldis as we might've liked to.

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You may be tough to beat. We just don't have the statistical evidence to prove that thus far.

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Oh, and Round Two, another slightly new round.

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-Oh!

-Tell me about it.

-You spoil us!

-I know.

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Thanks very much. All our questions have been put to 100 people before the show.

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In order to be in with a chance of winning our jackpot,

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our contestants need to find the obscure answers our 100 people didn't get.

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So the fewer of the 100 people who knew the answer, the fewer points you will score.

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What everyone's trying to do is find a pointless answer, which none of our 100 people gave,

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and each time that happens, we will add £250 to the jackpot.

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John and Val won the jackpot last time,

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so today's jackpot starts off at £1,000.

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Right, let's play Pointless.

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OK, in this first round, each of you must give me one answer and you cannot confer.

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The pair with the highest score at the end of the round will be eliminated.

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Try and make sure that's not you.

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Our first category today is...

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Can you all decide who's going to go first and second?

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Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

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OK, our question concerns...

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Coastal Cities And Their Countries.

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-Richard.

-It's quite a simple one. I'll give you the name of seven cities,

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you simply have to tell us, in which country are they situated?

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Nice obscure ones score fewer points. 100 points for an incorrect answer.

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14 cities in all to have a go at at home.

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Thanks. Rhian and Richeldis, you drew lots before the show

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and today, for the second time in your Pointless career, you are going first.

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We are looking for the countries in which these coastal cities are located.

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We have got...

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I'll read those all one last time.

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Seven coastal cities.

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So, Rhian, I need you to find the most obscure answer you can.

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Well, I think I know quite a few,

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but I'm going to play relatively safe

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and say Alexandria is in Egypt.

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Alexandria, Egypt, says Rhian.

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Let's see if that's right and how many people knew that answer.

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It's right.

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-49.

-APPLAUSE

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Well done, Rhian. The most popular city on the Mediterranean coast

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and Egypt's chief seaport.

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Now then, Chris L...

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I'm going to play it fairly safe, I think,

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and I'm going to head for Casablanca and say Morocco.

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Casablanca, Morocco, says Chris L.

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Let's see if that's right and how many people said it.

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Absolutely right.

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-38.

-APPLAUSE

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38 for Morocco.

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Morocco's largest city, Casablanca.

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And the film was shot entirely in the USA.

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-I didn't know that!

-Yes.

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-Now then, Chris P...

-Mm.

-Hm.

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Those are the two I knew, and another obvious one.

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Morocco wasn't 100 percent, but that was what I was going for,

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so I'll have to go for Barcelona and Spain.

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Let's see if that's right and how many of our 100 said Barcelona was in Spain.

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Of course. 97. Wow.

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-Whoa!

-It was that or 100!

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Well, that's three better, isn't it?

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97 for Barcelona, Spain.

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Long time since we've seen a score that big, isn't it?

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Well, that isn't 100.

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Famous, obviously, because that's where Manuel was from.

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-I wonder if that's why people know Barcelona so well.

-Do you think?

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Yes! Probably!

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-It wasn't the Olympics or...

-Nooo!

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-The Freddie Mercury/ Montserrat Caballe single?

-Nooo!

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-Homage to Catalonia?

-Nooo!

-LAUGHTER

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I think it's just Manuel from Barcelona.

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You think?

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-Sarah, you're the last person to have this board.

-Yes.

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Unfortunately, those were the three I was confident on.

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I'm going to go Constanta and Greece.

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Constanta and Greece, says Sarah. OK, let's see if that's right

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and how many people said Constanta, Greece.

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-Ooh, bad luck, Sarah.

-I didn't know!

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Bad luck. Unfortunately, an incorrect answer, which means you score 100 points.

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Sounds like a bad thing, but you're only three ahead of Chris P!

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But, yes, 100 it is. Richard.

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Unlucky, Sarah. It's actually a pointless answer.

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It's on the Black Sea, in the south-east of Romania.

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Very well done if you said Romania at home. Pointless answer.

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Let's fill in the rest. Do you know those? Karachi?

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-Erm, is Pakistan.

-Absolutely right. Would've scored 32.

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Mombasa?

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-You're out of your comfort zone, aren't you?

-Yes.

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I like it. You're normally so good at filling in boards.

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-It's in Kenya.

-Kenya.

-Would've scored 27.

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And Valparaiso, the best one left on that board?

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It's in Chile.

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And that would've scored 10. Well done if you got all seven.

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Thanks very much. OK, we're halfway through the round. Let's take a look at those scores.

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38, Chris L. The best score of the pass.

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So Chris and David looking quite strong there.

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Then up to 49, Rhian and Richeldis.

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The first desk has served you well!

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Then up to 97, Chris P and Rebecca.

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And then up to 100, not that far ahead, Sarah and Ed.

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Ed and Rebecca, it's between you to tussle to see who stays with us

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and who leaves us at the end of the round. Best of luck.

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Can the second players please take their places at the podium?

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OK, let's put seven more coastal cities on the board.

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We have got...

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I'll read those all one last time.

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Now, remember, we are looking for the countries in which these coastal cities are located.

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You're trying to find the one the fewest of our 100 people knew.

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Now then, Ed...

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I've got a... Something's coming up in my head.

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Odessa,

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I think that might be the Ukraine.

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The Ukraine, says Ed, for Odessa.

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There's no red line for you, as you are the high scorers.

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Is Ukraine right? How many people said it?

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Absolutely right. Very well done, Ed.

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There we are! 6 points for the Ukraine!

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Good answering, sir. That takes your total up to 106.

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Well played, Ed. That's what you get for looking at globes.

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-That's also on the Black Sea.

-Very good indeed.

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Now then, Rebecca. The high scorers are now Ed and Sarah on 106.

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A score of 8 or less...

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-..will see you through to the next round for sure.

-Oh, easy!

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Oh, dear! Erm...

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Well, I'm going to go for Tijuana in Mexico.

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Tijuana in Mexico, says Rebecca.

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-Here is your red line. It's quite low.

-Yes.

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Tijuana, Mexico. Is that right? How many people said it?

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Absolutely right.

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-Ooh!

-44.

-APPLAUSE

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44, takes your total up to 141.

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Tijuana in Mexico. They say that the border between the US and Mexico at San Diego, Tijuana,

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is the busiest border anywhere in the world.

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OK. Thanks, Richard.

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David, you are on 38.

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You can't lose. Even if you score 100 points, you won't overtake the high scorers.

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That's nice. However, I think you might know a good low-scoring answer on this board, David.

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Er, I think Gdansk is where Lech Walesa was from.

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I think that's Poland, so that's what I'll say.

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Gdansk, Poland, says David. Let's see if that's right.

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No red line for you.

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Gdansk, Poland. How many people said it?

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Absolutely right.

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-47.

-APPLAUSE

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Takes your total up to 85. Very well done indeed. Richard.

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Well done. And you're right, it was labour unrest in the Gdansk Shipyard

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that led to Lech Walesa forming Solidarity.

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Now then, Richeldis, you're on 49.

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The high scorers on 141 are Rebecca and Chris P.

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If you can score 91 or less, you are through to the next round.

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91 or less. Talk us through the board.

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Er, I could try but I'd fail quite badly!

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I know I should know Vancouver and it's just not coming to me at all!

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Erm, Chittagong,

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I'd possibly guess, sort of Korea or Japan, China, that sort of area.

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I'm going to have to go with the one that I know,

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Marseille in France.

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Marseille in France.

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There is your red line. If you get below that red line,

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you are through to the next round.

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Marseille, France. Is that right? How many people said it?

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-You've done it! 87!

-APPLAUSE

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87 for France! Takes your total up to 136.

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You are through to the next round.

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-Phew! That was close!

-Wasn't it?

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Founded by Greek mariners in 600 BC. A very, very old city.

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Let's go through the board.

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Vancouver, that would've been even closer,

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but would've scored you 90 points.

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Er, Chittagong, not Korea, it's in Bangladesh.

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Would've scored you 1. Best answer on the board.

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Down at the bottom, Jeddah is in Saudi Arabia.

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-Would've scored you 18 points.

-Thanks, Richard.

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At the end of the First Round, the pair who will be leaving us

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is Rebecca and Chris P. Ohh!

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So overqualified!

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So under-producing!

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-Chris, you went with Barcelona... Ahh!

-I know. I should've gambled.

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We will see you again next time and we'll look forward to that.

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Meanwhile, thank you so much for being on the show. Rebecca and Chris!

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But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

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Four pairs become three. At the end of this round, our three will become two

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in time for the head-to-head.

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Well, that was very exciting, that round. Very exciting indeed.

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David and Chris, you were our best scorers. Lovely low scores from you.

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Rhian and Richeldis, through now into the Second Round.

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-It's nice, isn't it, the Second Round?

-It's beautiful.

-This is what it looks like.

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Very well done indeed.

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Sarah and Ed, you were match-point down there

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and then, Ed, you smashed it!

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Very much back in the game!

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On the strength of that round, David and Chris seem to be the pair to beat.

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OK, our category for Round Two is...

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Title Characters.

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Can you decide in your pairs who's going to play first?

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Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

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Our question concerns...

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-Richard.

-Yes, for this question, we'll give you a list of six actors.

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You need to tell us any film in which any of them have ever played a title character,

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that's a character whose name is also in the title of the film.

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So give us any title character that any of these six people have been in.

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-Very best of luck.

-OK, thanks, Richard.

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As Richard just said, we are going to put six actors on the board.

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Here they are. We have got...

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I'll read those one last time.

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Remember, we are looking for films in which these actors have portrayed the title character.

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You're trying to find the one you think the fewest of our 100 people knew.

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Richeldis?

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Nothing is coming to me at all!

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Erm, I can think of films that they're all in,

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but I can't think of title characters.

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I'm just going to have to say one that doesn't have the name of the character in the film.

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I'll say Leonardo DiCaprio, Man in the Iron Mask.

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OK, Man in the Iron Mask, says Richeldis, for Leonardo DiCaprio.

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Let's see if that's right and how many people said it.

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Bad luck, Richeldis. As you knew, that's an incorrect answer.

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It scores you the maximum of 100 points. I'm sorry.

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Sorry, Richeldis, that is not his character's name in that film.

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Now then, David.

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What is the most obscure film you can think of?

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Er, I've got nothing other than, I'm not even sure about this,

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Tom Hanks, Forrest Gump.

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-Forrest Gump, says David.

-That as good as I've got.

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Let's see if that's right and how many people said it.

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You're right.

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-30!

-APPLAUSE

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That'll do. 30 for Forrest Gump.

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-Well done, David. Quite a nervy round, this one.

-Scary round!

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Won six Oscars. Hanks won one, Best Picture...

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He won two Oscars in a row for Best Actor.

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First time it had happened since the '30s.

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Now then, Sarah.

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Yes.

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I believe Julia Roberts was in a film called Mary Reilly.

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Mary Reilly. If that's right, it sounds like a brilliant answer.

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Let's see if Mary Reilly's right and how many people said it.

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Well done, Sarah, it's right.

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Very well done indeed! That's a pointless answer!

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It adds £250 to today's jackpot. Takes the total up to £1,250.

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It scores you nothing. Very, very well done, Sarah.

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-That's the way to do it.

-Very well played, Sarah.

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Julia Roberts plays Mary Reilly, who is Dr Jekyll's servant.

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John Malkovich plays Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde.

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We're halfway through the round. Let's look at the scores.

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Sarah and Ed, looking very good!

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-You made up for that 100 score in the last round!

-I know!

-Absolutely! Brilliant!

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Then up to 30, where we find David and Chris.

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Then all the way up to 100, where we find Richeldis and Rhian.

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We come back down the line. Can the second players please take their places at the podium?

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OK, we are looking for films in which these actors have played the title character.

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-Ed?

-The only film I can think of, I don't think it's a name, unfortunately,

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is, er, Julia Roberts in Miss Congeniality.

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I'd be very surprised if that was her name in that.

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There's your red line. If you get below that, you are through to the head-to-head.

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-When did you last watch a film, Ed?

-LAUGHTER

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-I'm too busy practising tennis and table tennis.

-Yes! Fair enough.

0:22:160:22:21

Miss Congeniality. Is that right? How many people said it?

0:22:210:22:25

Ooh! Bad luck, Ed!

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Nice try, but I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer,

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which scores you 100 points.

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-Richard.

-Yes, Miss Congeniality, as you say, not an actual name.

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And, perhaps more importantly, Julia Roberts not in it.

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Is she not?

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-That'd be Sandra Bullock.

-Other than that, exemplary answer.

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Yes, it's Sandra Bullock.

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But genuine good news, Ed,

0:22:490:22:51

while you've been talking, you are now 653rd.

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-Get in!

-Genuinely.

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-Really?

-Yes.

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653rd in the space of, what, 20 minutes!

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-That's amazing.

-Moved up 30 places.

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Well done. I think a round of applause...

0:23:050:23:09

Very good! Have a punnet of strawberries and cream on us, Ed. That's brilliant.

0:23:090:23:15

It doesn't quite make up for the fact that Miss Congeniality's a rotten answer!

0:23:150:23:20

Anyway, Chris L, we are looking for films in which these actors played the title characters.

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I was dreading Films coming up, because it's not my strongest suit.

0:23:240:23:27

I have got one. I know the character name's in the title,

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but I'm not sure about the full title of the film.

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I'm going to say Leonardo DiCaprio

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and the Wonderful World of Benjamin Button.

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It's "something" Benjamin Button, but I don't think the title's right.

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You're going to say The Wonderful World of Benjamin Button?

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The Wonderful World of Benjamin Button.

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OK, here is your red line.

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If that's right and you get below that red line,

0:23:510:23:54

you are through to the head-to-head.

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The Wonderful World of Benjamin Button. How many people said that? Is it right?

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-Boo!

-Bad luck, Chris.

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That's an incorrect answer, which scores you the maximum points.

0:24:070:24:11

Takes your total up to 130.

0:24:110:24:13

Sorry, Chris, it's the Curious Case of Benjamin Button.

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And, once again, not Leonardo DiCaprio.

0:24:170:24:19

LAUGHTER

0:24:190:24:22

-It's going well, isn't it?

-Isn't it? It's a great round, this!

0:24:220:24:26

-I did say it wasn't my strength! I didn't think I was quite that bad.

-You were not kidding!

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Yes, it's Brad Pitt.

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Now then, Rhian, you're on 100.

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The high scorers are Chris and David.

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If you can score 29 or less, you are through to the next round.

0:24:390:24:43

You can talk through any thoughts you might be having.

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I have one main thought

0:24:460:24:48

and, hopefully, that gets me through!

0:24:480:24:51

But I'm really scared it's going to be really popular.

0:24:510:24:55

I'm going to go with Matt Damon being in Good Will Hunting.

0:24:550:25:00

Good Will Hunting. There's your red line.

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If you get below that red line, you are through to the next round.

0:25:030:25:06

Let's see if that's right and how many of our 100 people said Good Will Hunting.

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It's absolutely right, Rhian.

0:25:140:25:16

And you're in the head-to-head! Very well done. It goes down to 5.

0:25:190:25:22

That's a great score, Rhian. Takes your total up to 105.

0:25:220:25:27

Very well done indeed.

0:25:270:25:30

Well played, Rhian. A very good answer.

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He also co-wrote the screenplay with Ben Affleck.

0:25:330:25:37

So a few dodgy answers there, especially in that second pass.

0:25:370:25:39

Let's take a look at some pointless answers, because people at home will be shouting at the screen.

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Let's take a look at a few.

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Charlotte's Web. That is Julia Roberts as the voice of Charlotte the Spider.

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Elizabeth: The Golden Age. Cate Blanchett plays Queen Elizabeth.

0:25:510:25:54

Joe Versus The Volcano. That's Tom Hanks.

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Julie and Julia, which is Meryl Streep.

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Larry Crowne, which is Tom Hanks. You could also have Charlie Wilson's War. That was also a pointless answer.

0:25:590:26:05

Oscar and Lucinda, Cate Blanchett playing Lucinda.

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Meryl Streep playing Karen Silkwood.

0:26:080:26:10

The Brothers Grimm. Matt Damon plays Wilhelm Grimm.

0:26:100:26:13

And Matt Damon again, The Talented Mr Ripley. A pointless answer.

0:26:130:26:16

There were some low scorers, as well. Cate Blanchett in Veronica Guerin.

0:26:160:26:20

DiCaprio in J Edgar. Hanks in Turner & Hooch. That's what I would've gone for.

0:26:200:26:25

All of those would've scored you one point.

0:26:250:26:27

Well done if you got any of the pointless ones or a one-pointer.

0:26:270:26:30

Thanks very much indeed. At the end of Round Two,

0:26:300:26:33

the losing pair, I'm afraid,

0:26:330:26:35

-it's Chris and David.

-Gutted!

0:26:350:26:37

Dear, oh, dear! The Curious Case of Brad Pitt!

0:26:370:26:41

They're very similar!

0:26:410:26:43

Chris and David, brilliant having you on the show.

0:26:430:26:46

I'm sorry we have to say goodbye, but we'll see you again next time.

0:26:460:26:49

-Chris and David, great contestants.

-APPLAUSE

0:26:490:26:52

For the remaining pairs, things are about to get even more exciting

0:26:540:26:57

as we enter the head-to-head.

0:26:570:26:59

Well, congratulations, Sarah and Ed, Rhian and Richeldis.

0:27:040:27:08

You're one round away from the final and a chance to play for our jackpot

0:27:080:27:11

which currently stands at £1,250.

0:27:110:27:14

The first pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.

0:27:180:27:23

The great news is, from here on in, you can confer and play as a team.

0:27:230:27:27

Very best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.

0:27:270:27:30

Here comes your first question, and it concerns...

0:27:360:27:40

Nocturnal Animals. Richard.

0:27:430:27:45

We'll show you five photos, hopefully cute ones, of animals which are active primarily at night.

0:27:450:27:50

-Can you name the most obscure?

-OK!

0:27:500:27:53

Now then, let's reveal our five nocturnal animals.

0:27:530:27:56

We have got...

0:27:560:27:58

Nice eyes!

0:28:000:28:02

-Aww!

-Aww, eh?! I mean, sorry, B!

-LAUGHTER

0:28:020:28:07

Yeah...

0:28:100:28:11

-D!

-Aww!

0:28:130:28:16

And Eeeeee!

0:28:160:28:18

ALL: Aww!

0:28:180:28:21

Ahh! There they are.

0:28:210:28:24

Now then, Sarah and Ed, you played best throughout the show

0:28:240:28:27

so you get to go first.

0:28:270:28:29

OK, we're going to say B, raccoon.

0:28:290:28:33

B, raccoon.

0:28:330:28:37

Now then, Rhian and Richeldis, it's over to you.

0:28:370:28:40

Talk us through the board. You can speak out loud now.

0:28:400:28:45

I should know what D is, but...

0:28:450:28:47

-Is it a possum?

-It could... Yes.

0:28:470:28:50

-Is it more specific than that?

-We could go with that.

0:28:500:28:55

-Do you want to go with that?

-Because I think hedgehog will be more popular than raccoon.

0:28:550:29:00

-Go with possum.

-OK. A possum.

0:29:000:29:02

You're going to say an opossum for D.

0:29:020:29:06

D, opossum.

0:29:060:29:07

So we have B, raccoon, from Sarah and Ed.

0:29:070:29:12

B, raccoon. Let's see if that's right

0:29:120:29:14

and how many of our 100 said B, raccoon.

0:29:140:29:18

It's right.

0:29:210:29:23

-54 for raccoon.

-APPLAUSE

0:29:260:29:30

Rhian and Richeldis have said that D might be an opossum.

0:29:310:29:37

Opossum, say Rhian and Richeldis.

0:29:370:29:39

Let's see if that's right and how many people said opossum.

0:29:390:29:43

It's right. Will it beat 54?

0:29:460:29:48

Yes, it will! Look at that!

0:29:480:29:50

-And how! Look at that! 8!

-APPLAUSE

0:29:500:29:54

Great answer. 8 for opossum.

0:29:540:29:57

8 beating 54,

0:29:590:30:01

which means, Rhian and Richeldis, after one question, you are up 1-0.

0:30:010:30:05

Very well played, Rhian. It's the best answer on the board.

0:30:050:30:10

Let's go through the rest of them. A is a firefly.

0:30:100:30:14

That would've scored you 12 points.

0:30:140:30:17

C is a catfish.

0:30:170:30:21

Would've scored you 24 points.

0:30:220:30:25

And E is the lovely hedgehog,

0:30:250:30:27

but a very big scorer. 90 points.

0:30:270:30:30

-Wow.

-It's got more than 90 points on its body, though.

0:30:300:30:33

-LAUGHTER

-Thanks very much, Richard.

0:30:330:30:37

Here comes your second question. Sarah and Ed, you have to win this to stay in the game.

0:30:370:30:42

Best of luck. Here it comes. It concerns...

0:30:420:30:46

British Formula 1 Champions And Runners Up. Richard.

0:30:490:30:52

We'll show you five pairs of initials,

0:30:520:30:55

that is the winner and runner-up of a F1 Championship.

0:30:550:30:58

At least one of each pair is a British driver, as well.

0:30:580:31:01

We've also got the years up there. Can you give us the most obscure answer?

0:31:010:31:05

OK, thank you very much, Richard.

0:31:050:31:08

Let's reveal our Formula 1 Champions and Runners-up.

0:31:080:31:11

Here they are. We have got...

0:31:110:31:14

I'll read those all one last time.

0:31:310:31:33

There we are. Five Formula 1 Champions and Runners-up,

0:31:450:31:50

with the seasons in brackets after their initials.

0:31:500:31:53

Now then, Rhian and Richeldis, you go first this time.

0:31:530:31:57

-Erm...

-What shall we go for?

-I don't know.

0:31:570:32:00

-I know all but one of them.

-Ayrton Senna and Nigel Mansell.

0:32:000:32:04

-I'd go with...

-OK.

-Go for it.

0:32:040:32:07

I'm going to go for the top one

0:32:070:32:09

and say Lewis Hamilton and Felipe Massa.

0:32:090:32:13

OK. You're saying Lewis Hamilton and Felipe Massa.

0:32:130:32:18

Now then, Sarah and Ed,

0:32:180:32:20

you can talk us through the rest of the board.

0:32:200:32:23

-Right, er, I think it's up to me on this one!

-I think so!

0:32:230:32:26

You talk them through!

0:32:260:32:28

I'm not too hot on the really sort of old drivers,

0:32:280:32:32

so I think I know one of that '66 pair, which may be Jackie Stewart,

0:32:320:32:37

but I've got no idea about the other one.

0:32:370:32:39

I think, er, we've got Ayrton Senna and Nigel Mansell,

0:32:390:32:43

then Jenson Button and... I'm trying to think on my feet about the other one!

0:32:430:32:48

I think the last one is, er,

0:32:480:32:52

Michael Schumacher and David Coulthard.

0:32:520:32:55

With the newer ones being fresher in the memory,

0:32:550:32:57

I'm going to go with Ayrton Senna and Nigel Mansell.

0:32:570:33:01

OK, Ayrton Senna and Nigel Mansell, say Sarah and Ed.

0:33:010:33:04

That is the one you have to win to stay in the game.

0:33:040:33:08

OK, so Rhian and Richeldis said Lewis Hamilton, Felipe Massa.

0:33:080:33:11

Let's see if that's right

0:33:110:33:13

and how many of our 100 people said that.

0:33:130:33:16

It's right.

0:33:180:33:20

-7.

-Good call with that one.

0:33:250:33:28

Well played, Rhian and Richeldis. 7.

0:33:280:33:33

Now then, Sarah and Ed, you have to win this to stay in the game.

0:33:330:33:37

We have Ayrton Senna and Nigel Mansell.

0:33:370:33:39

Let's see if that's right and how many of our 100 said that.

0:33:390:33:43

It's right. Now, it has to beat 7.

0:33:450:33:49

Down it goes. Ooh, 17!

0:33:510:33:53

APPLAUSE

0:33:530:33:55

Beaten by 7 from Rhian and Richeldis,

0:34:010:34:03

which means, after two questions, Rhian and Richeldis, you are through to the final 2-0.

0:34:030:34:08

What a sudden run of form we've had from Rhian. Another terrific answer.

0:34:080:34:12

It's the second-best answer up there. Let's fill in the others.

0:34:120:34:15

Jenson Button, you're right, Ed, and Sebastian Vettel.

0:34:150:34:18

Finished runner-up to him in 2009. That would've scored 25 points.

0:34:180:34:22

Michael Schumacher and David Coulthard, absolutely right.

0:34:220:34:25

2001. That would've scored 26 points.

0:34:250:34:27

Now, the other one is a pointless answer.

0:34:270:34:30

Very, very well done if you got this at home.

0:34:300:34:33

The "JS" is not Jackie Stewart, which is why I think it's a pointless answer.

0:34:330:34:37

The "JB" is Jack Brabham and the "JS" is John Surtees.

0:34:370:34:42

A pointless answer. Very well done if you got that.

0:34:420:34:45

Thank you very much, Richard.

0:34:450:34:47

So the losing pair at the end of the head-to-head, I'm afraid to say, is Sarah and Ed.

0:34:470:34:52

-This has happened before.

-I know!

-Flashbacks!

-Yes!

0:34:520:34:56

Strange deja vu here.

0:34:560:34:58

-But many congratulations on your improved ranking, Ed.

-Thank you.

0:34:580:35:02

We'll keep checking throughout the day. Maybe it'll keep going up as the hours pass.

0:35:020:35:07

Very well done on two excellent performances on Pointless.

0:35:070:35:10

-Sarah and Ed, great contestants.

-APPLAUSE

0:35:100:35:14

But for Rhian and Richeldis, it's time for our Pointless final.

0:35:150:35:20

Congratulations, Rhian and Richeldis!

0:35:220:35:25

You have fought off the competition and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:35:250:35:30

You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot.

0:35:350:35:38

At the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at £1,250.

0:35:380:35:43

Let's just go through your Pointless career.

0:35:460:35:48

Last show you were on, through to the Second Round.

0:35:480:35:51

-That was Sporting Venues.

-That was not good for us.

0:35:510:35:55

-That was no fun.

-We reached the dreaded 200 Club!

0:35:550:35:57

But today, it was very close in the First Round, the Marseille... Phew!

0:35:570:36:02

A few points in it, but very exciting.

0:36:020:36:05

Second Round, off to a bad start.

0:36:050:36:07

Did you think you would end up here on the winners' rostrum?

0:36:070:36:11

Not at all, but thankfully everyone else couldn't think of them either.

0:36:110:36:15

-And Rhian pulled it out the bag!

-Very good indeed.

0:36:150:36:17

Anyway, the rules are very simple. All you have to do is find a pointless answer.

0:36:170:36:22

We've had one pointless answer today.

0:36:220:36:24

You only have to find one more now and you'll leave with the money.

0:36:240:36:28

First, you've got to choose a category from these five options. They are...

0:36:280:36:33

What do you think?

0:36:410:36:43

The only thing I would have the foggiest clue on is Sci-Fi Films.

0:36:430:36:46

This could go horribly wrong, but I think we'll go with Sci-Fi Films.

0:36:460:36:51

Sci-Fi Films. OK, let's find out what the question is.

0:36:510:36:54

We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name...

0:36:540:36:57

-Richard.

-We're looking for any actor with a credited appearance

0:37:040:37:07

in two or more Star Trek films, up to the end of 2011, please.

0:37:070:37:12

Voice performances count, as well.

0:37:120:37:15

I'm not looking for TV series, just anyone who's been in two or more of the films.

0:37:150:37:19

-Very best of luck.

-OK. Thanks very much, Richard.

0:37:190:37:23

You now have up to one minute to come up with three answers.

0:37:230:37:26

All you need to win that £1,250 is for just one of those answers to be pointless.

0:37:260:37:31

-Are you ready?

-Just about.

-No!

0:37:310:37:34

OK! Let's put 60 seconds on the clock.

0:37:340:37:37

There they are. Your time starts now.

0:37:370:37:39

I can only think of the really obvious ones, like Will Shatner...

0:37:390:37:43

-Has he been in the films?

-I don't know.

0:37:430:37:47

Leonard Nimoy, as well. But I don't know if he's been in...

0:37:470:37:51

THEY WHISPER

0:37:510:37:53

-What's the bald guy?

-Er...

0:37:530:37:55

The one that's in Family Guy, as well, and I can't think what his name is!

0:37:550:38:00

-Er...

-He plays Xavier, as well.

0:38:000:38:03

-The actor's name...

-I can't think.

-I don't know what it is.

0:38:030:38:06

I know that Ryan Reynolds was in the most recent one, but that's not been multiple ones.

0:38:060:38:11

But it's an answer! Shall we go with that?

0:38:110:38:15

-Leonard Nimoy.

-Will Shatner.

-And then...

0:38:150:38:18

-Is that all we can think of?

-That's all.

-What... I can't think what his name is.

0:38:180:38:22

-INAUDIBLE

-That's Leonard Nimoy.

0:38:220:38:25

OK! I don't know, then. I don't know anyone else.

0:38:250:38:28

-Er...

-Ten seconds left.

0:38:280:38:30

-We won't use it!

-That's it!

-They're the only ones we've got.

0:38:300:38:34

-Er...

-That's a massive fail.

-Yep. Oh, well.

0:38:340:38:39

Your time's up. We were looking for actors who've appeared in more than one Star Trek film.

0:38:390:38:44

-I now need your three answers.

-THEY GIGGLE

0:38:440:38:47

-We'll go with William Shatner.

-William Shatner.

0:38:470:38:49

-Leonard Nimoy.

-Leonard Nimoy.

0:38:490:38:51

-And Ryan Reynolds.

-And Ryan Reynolds.

0:38:510:38:54

OK. Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:38:540:38:59

-Leonard Nimoy?

-Leonard Nimoy!

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OK. Leonard Nimoy we will put last. What's your least likely?

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Ryan Reynolds, because I think he's only been in one.

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OK, Ryan Reynolds we'll put first and William Shatner in the middle.

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OK, let's put them up on the board in that order. Here they are.

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We have got Ryan Reynolds, William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy.

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OK. We are looking for actors who've appeared in more than one Star Trek film.

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Your least confident shot at a pointless answer

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is Ryan Reynolds.

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Remember, you only have to find one pointless answer to win that jackpot of £1,250.

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Let's see how many people said Ryan Reynolds.

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Oh! Bad luck. An incorrect answer, so not a pointless answer.

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-But I think you were expecting that to be incorrect.

-Yes.

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Only two more chances to win today's jackpot.

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Rhian, what would you do with £1,250?

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Definitely go shopping. I want some new clothes and shoes! My shoes are falling apart!

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This is good. Shoes. Very important. Richeldis?

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Well, I originally said I would buy a new hoover for our student house,

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because the one we have is awful. It just pushes dirt around, it doesn't pick it up.

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So I said I'd do that.

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That's a hell of a hoover!

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OK, we are looking for actors who've appeared in more than one Star Trek film.

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Let's hope nobody said your next answer, William Shatner.

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-Has he been in any of the films?

-I don't know if he was in the films but he was definitely in Star Trek.

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Well, we'll discover if he's been in the films. This has to be right, it has to be pointless.

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If it is, you will walk away with our jackpot of £1,250.

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How many people said William Shatner?

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It's right!

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OK, there it is. Our first answer was not so right.

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This is right. Down it goes. Ooh, 27.

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-27.

-APPLAUSE

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In a normal round, you'd be very pleased with 27.

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-That's probably the best answer I've given!

-That's not a bad score at all.

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Sadly, not pointless. You only have one more chance to win.

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Everything is now riding on Leonard Nimoy.

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Is it right? How many people said it?

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Absolutely right. Ryan Reynolds was incorrect.

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William Shatner took us down to 27.

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Leonard Nimoy still taking us down.

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-Also 27! Look at that.

-The same people!

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-Equal billing for the pair of them.

-APPLAUSE

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They will be pleased.

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Sadly, I'm afraid you didn't manage to find that all-important pointless answer.

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But you do still get to take home a fabulous Pointless trophy each.

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-Very well done.

-APPLAUSE

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Unlucky. That's a tough category. You really had to know your stuff.

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There'll be people at home who got some pointless answers.

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I'd be shocked if you recognise some, I have to say.

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Brock Peters plays Admiral Cartwright in IV and VI. It's a pointless answer.

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Gary Faga. Grace Lee Whitney is in four of the films.

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Harve Bennett, John Schuck, who is a Klingon ambassador in IV and VI.

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LeVar Burton, who was Geordi La Forge in four films.

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Merritt Butrick, who played Kirk's son in II and III.

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Michael Snyder and Patti Yasutake, all of those pointless answers. Well done if you said those at home.

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Unfortunately, we have to say goodbye, Rhian and Richeldis.

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It's been great having you on. Thank you for playing.

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BOTH: Thank you. APPLAUSE

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Rhian and Richeldis didn't win our jackpot, which means it rolls over onto the next show,

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when we will be playing for £2,250.

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CHEERING

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-Join us next time to see if someone wins it. Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.

-Bye.

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-And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.

-APPLAUSE

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