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Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to Pointless,

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the quiz show that puts obscure knowledge to the test.

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Let's meet today's players.

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Now, first, we welcome back David and Hannah.

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You were on the show last time. Everyone gets two chances to reach the final.

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This is your second and final chance.

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David, remind us how you know each other.

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We're married, we've been married for three and a half years, and together for 12 years.

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-Together... You didn't say that last time. You've been together for 12 years!

-We have.

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-I was 15 when we got together.

-Wow!

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Wow!

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Oh, that's amazing! Gosh, well done you, brilliant.

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Now then, Hannah, tell us what happened last time.

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-We got to the head-to-head, which was brilliant.

-It was brilliant.

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Where David decided to say Nicole Kidman as an acting Elizabeth.

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Maybe she was acting very well, wasn't she?

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I thought I was going to have a shot.

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-It's the sort of trickery that Richard occasionally pulls out of the bag, isn't it?

-Not really.

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LAUGHTER

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Hannah, do you have any sort of special interests

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that might sort of feed into a bit of specialist Pointless knowledge?

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-Um... Disney.

-OK.

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We really like Disney World, we've been a few times

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-and we got engaged at Disneyland Paris.

-Did you?

-Yeah.

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You're a romantic, David.

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Welcome to the show, David and Hannah. Great to have you here.

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And next, we welcome back Ian and Martin, also on the show last time.

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Ian and Martin, we discovered, are band mates in the Lazy Giants band

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and they're tearing apart the Darlington area at the moment.

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Martin, what happened last time?

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Uh... Germans. Famous Germans.

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LAUGHTER

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-Yeah, we don't know our Germans as well as we thought we did.

-We don't.

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-Ian had a bit of a...name issue.

-Yeah, it was...

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Yeah, the name issue - Andrea Merkel.

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That was last time. We will draw a line under that. Lovely to have you back on the show,

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I have a feeling we're going to see much more of you this time round. I hope so, anyway.

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Best of luck. And next, we welcome Ben and Tom. How do you two know each other?

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I'm his father.

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-And where are you from, Ben?

-I'm from Manchester.

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From Manchester. And Tom?

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Well, I was in Manchester until I retired.

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I'm now living in Alveston, in the Lake District.

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Alveston, the Lake District, lovely!

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-What are you doing with your retirement?

-Well, I was a vicar,

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so...in a way, you never kind of retire,

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you kind of carry on. But much less.

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Are you attached to a parish up in Alveston?

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Yes. Alveston Parish Church.

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-Yeah.

-I help out and do a bit of spiritual direction.

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Ben, what sort of things do you like to get up to in your spare time?

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I'm obsessed by running, I run non-stop.

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Charity runs, those sorts of things?

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-No, just... I go out and run...

-Just go out and run?

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For...as far as I can till I get tired and turn round.

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How far is that, generally?

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Um... I go into sort of fells and run about 20 miles every week.

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But half of that is going to be fun, the bits downhill.

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-They'll be good, yeah, yeah. The bits uphill.

-Mm, good stuff.

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Well, Ben and Tom, a warm welcome to the show. It's great to have you here.

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Finally, we've got Vivianne and Barbara. How do you too know each other?

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Go on.

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THEY LAUGH

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Well, we're social members of a bowls club.

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-Are you?

-But we don't play bowls.

-Oh, you're just the social members.

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We just look at them playing.

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SHE LAUGHS

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You just come and watch...

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It's very much a spectator sport, isn't it, bowls?

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SHE LAUGHS

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And we organise trips and days out and things like that.

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I see, it's all about the parties, isn't it, really, bowls?

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It's famous for it.

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THEY LAUGH

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So, what do you like to get up to when you're not watching bowls?

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SHE LAUGHS

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I've got five grandchildren, so they keep me very busy.

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I bet they do, yes.

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So do you think you'd be quite good if children's literature comes up,

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children's television, these sorts of things?

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-I hope so.

-I would hope so.

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Vivianne, how about you? Anything you hope doesn't come up?

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Science, anything with arithmetic - forget it.

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SHE LAUGHS

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OK. Barbara, anything you want to add to that?

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-Boy bands and girl bands.

-Boy bands and girl bands.

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-But everything else, Barbara, you are going to be right across.

-Yes.

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THEY LAUGH

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Brilliant. Lovely to have you here, a warm welcome to you.

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We'll find out more about you all later on. There's only one person left to introduce.

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There are now reportedly over 100 Richard look-alikes.

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They're paid to go to parties and ask obscure questions,

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though we have got the original right here.

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-It is my Pointless friend, it's Richard.

-Hiya!

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APPLAUSE

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That's a terrifying thought.

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-I just had an absolutely brilliant idea for a TV show.

-What?

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A killer idea.

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A series of novels and a massive, huge TV hit.

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Um... Tom as a detective.

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Retired vicar living in the Lake District.

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LAUGHTER

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-He's got a very calm voice, doesn't he?

-Yes.

-He's got a very, very commanding voice.

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-What's your surname, Tom?

-Thomas.

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Oh!

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-That's just a gift from God!

-Tom Thomas!

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-Tom Thomas!

-Who's not watching that?

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That's getting 65 million viewers every week.

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Done. You in, Tom?

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-Oh, absolutely.

-Brilliant.

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You're 0.8% of this idea.

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LAUGHTER

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That's your image rights sold to us.

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-We've got two returning pairs today. They both did rather well last time.

-Yes.

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And they were both knocked out. We saw David and Hannah get through to the head-to-head

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and Martin and Ian got knocked out sort of on a technicality.

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Ian, I think, knew the answer, he just... The wrong thing came out of his mouth. It's the truth.

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But also, we've been spending quite a lot of time since the last show

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listening to their band, haven't we, the Lazy Giants.

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-Brilliant.

-Big fan.

-Big, big fan.

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-I'm a big fan of Susanna The Scanner, that's my...

-Susanna The Scanner.

-Yeah.

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I am lost in Quicksand as well, Quicksand.

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-Quicksand is a great song. You guys have got a real sound.

-Thanks.

-Thanks.

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Now, interestingly, we've recently sold a very big detective series to a major US network.

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-And we're looking for a theme tune. Lazy Giants involved?

-Yeah.

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We'll talk fees first.

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I was worried we'd go with maybe turn Susanna The Scanner into Hosanna The Scanner.

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Maybe, that might be a...

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LAUGHTER

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-It's not bad.

-We're up for that, yeah.

-It's not bad, is it, Tom?

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Susanna The Scanner. And you can maybe be in it.

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You could be a dithering local police officer.

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LAUGHTER

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And Thomas always has to just shake his head whenever you turn up...

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I'll be the slow one... He's...

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I'll be sort of plodding up the fells.

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Mr Tom, Mr Tom, I do believe it was John the Farmhand who's done it!

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And he'll go, "Oh, dear."

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What with a man from the south west in Alveston?

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Because it's the only other accent you can do.

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LAUGHTER

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-Clever, clever. Well, let's do this show first.

-Yeah, yeah.

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OK, all our questions on Pointless have been put to 100 people before the show.

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In order to get to the final round and be in with a chance of winning our jackpot,

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our contestants need to find the obscure answers those 100 people didn't get.

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So the fewer of our 100 people who knew the answer,

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the fewer points you'll all score.

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What everyone's trying to do, is to find a pointless answer -

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an answer that none our 100 people got.

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And each time that happens, we will add £250 to the jackpot.

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Nobody won the jackpot last time, so we added another £1,000 to that.

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So today's jackpot starts off at £2,000.

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APPLAUSE

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Right, if everyone is ready, let's play Pointless.

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OK, in the first round, each of you must give me one answer.

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You cannot confer with your partner.

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Whichever pair has the highest score at the end of the round will be eliminated.

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So try and make sure that's not you. Our first category this afternoon is...

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Royals. Can you decide in your pairs who's going to go first, who's going to go second?

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And whoever is going first, please step up to the podium.

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OK, our question concerns...

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Monarchs of the world.

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Ben doesn't look happy with that at all. Richard.

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Yes, on each pass, we're going to show you the names of seven monarchs.

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You need to tell us which country they reign in or they reigned in.

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And when you do, give us the name of the country as it was,

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when they acceded to their throne, please.

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It's going to be 14, have a go at home as well. Very best of luck.

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OK, thanks very much.

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David and Hannah, you all drew lots before the show today.

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You are going to go first.

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So we are looking for the countries in which these monarchs reign or reigned.

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And we have got on our first board...

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I'll read those all one last time.

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Phew!

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-Hannah.

-Right.

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SHE LAUGHS

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I'm going to have to take an educated guess.

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And I'm going for Emperor Hirohito, Japan.

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Emperor Hirohito, Japan, says Hannah.

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Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said Japan.

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It's right.

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APPLAUSE

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56. High score,

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but a correct answer.

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And it's a lot better than 100. Richard.

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It is a big score, yeah.

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He was the 124th emperor and a noted marine biologist.

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Martin.

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Ooh...

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Emperor Qin Shi Huang.

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And...

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China.

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China, says Martin, for Emperor Qin Shi Huang.

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Let see if that's right and, if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

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It's absolutely right, Martin, very, very well done.

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Look at that, 33!

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A good score.

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Again, it's a good educated guess here.

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He said his dynasty would last for 10,000 generations.

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-No.

-No.

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Ben.

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Um... Tsar Nicholas II is Russia, isn't it? I think.

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Oh, I hope it is. I think it's Russia, Tsar Nicholas.

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Russia, says Ben. Let's see if that's right and, if it is,

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let's see how many people said Russia for Tsar Nicholas II.

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It's right.

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58, a right answer.

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Yes, the last Tsar of Russia, of course, assassinated in 1918.

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But who assassinated him in that sleepy Lake District village?

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LAUGHTER

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-Anyone could have done that.

-That's a job for the local bobby!

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LAUGHTER

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Wait up, Reverend Tom! I think I've caught him.

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I don't think you have, young man.

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It just writes itself, doesn't it?

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Oh, brilliant.

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Now then, Vivianne.

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I've heard of most of them.

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The only one that I think I kind of know

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is King Gustav VI, Sweden.

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King Gustav VI of Sweden, says Vivianne.

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Let's find out if that's right and, if it is, let's see how many people said it. King Gustav VI, Sweden.

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Oh, it's right! Very well done, Vivianne.

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I think that's going to be a very good answer, 21.

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Lovely low score, best score of the pass.

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Yeah, very good answer, King Gustav. Married Lady Louise Mountbatten.

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She was the Queen of Sweden. Let's fill in the rest of the board.

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Emperor Haile Selassie is Ethiopia, of course.

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It would have scored 31 points.

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King Mswati III, do you know that one?

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-Swaziland.

-Swaziland, that's right.

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It would have scored 5.

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And you might be able to guess by the sort of name,

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King Kamehameha II.

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Would I be able to guess that?

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-Kamehameha.

-Kamehameha. Ah!

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That... Hawaii, Hawaii, Hawaii...

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Yeah, but when Hawaii was a country, absolutely right.

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Kamehameha II, 4 points.

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So well done if you said that.

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-There were five King Kamehamehas.

-Kamehameha.

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Halfway through the round. Let's take a look at the scores.

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Very much the best score of the round was yours, Vivianne.

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Very well done. Lovely low score, 21.

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So Vivianne and Barbara, looking absolutely peachy at this stage.

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Then, up to 33, where we find Martin and Ian. Well done.

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Up to 56, where we find Hannah and David.

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Then, just up a squeak to 58, where we find Ben and Tom.

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So Tom, you have an uphill struggle.

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You should be no stranger to those in Alveston.

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A nice low-scoring answer from you

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we require on the next board.

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Let's hope that's enough to keep you in the game. Good luck.

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Let's come back down the line. Can the second players take their places at the podium?

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Can I just point out before you reveal the next board

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that I've given you an even harder one to pronounce.

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Good, good, good.

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We're going to see seven more monarchs on the board and here they come.

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We have got...

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HE LAUGHS

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APPLAUSE

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1928. King Zog, I am for ever grateful.

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APPLAUSE

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I shall read those all one last time.

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Now, remember, we are looking for the countries

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in which these monarchs reign or reigned.

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And you are trying to find the one the fewest of our 100 people knew.

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Barbara, you're on 21, a lovely low score.

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Courtesy of Vivianne in the last pass.

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Tom and Ben are the highest scorers at the moment on 58.

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If you can score 36 or less,

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you will avoid becoming the new highest scorers.

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I think I know three of them.

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And I think I'll go for King Louis XIV of France.

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France you are going to say for Louis XIV. Here comes your red line.

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You get below that, you are through to the next round, Barbara.

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Let's see how many people said France for Louis Quatorze.

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APPLAUSE

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59. I think that's probably enough to see you through, Barbara.

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We shall discover, but 80 is your total.

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It absolutely is a big score, but much better than 100.

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Absolutely, yeah. Became king at the age of five.

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Tom.

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-Mmm.

-Tom, we need a low score from you.

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I think you're going to be quite good at this.

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Mm, no, I don't think I am.

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I'll go for Juan Carlos, Spain.

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King Juan Carlos, who you think reigns in Spain.

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Here is your red line.

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Let's see, King Juan Carlos of Spain.

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Is that right? How many people said it?

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It is right.

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APPLAUSE

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62 takes your total up to 120.

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Yeah, absolutely, King Juan Carlos of Spain.

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Now then, Ian, you're on 33.

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The highest scorer, on 120, are Tom and Ben.

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A score of 86 or less will see you through to the next round.

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Yeah, I'm struggling a bit

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with the ones that are left, though.

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I think I'm just going to have to go for the obvious one,

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which is Pharaoh Tutankhamun, Egypt.

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Tutankhamun, Egypt, says Ian.

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Here's your red line.

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It's quite a high red line.

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Tutankhamun.

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Will it get you below that red line, let's find out how many people said it.

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You've done it!

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66. Very, very well done.

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APPLAUSE

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66 and 33, it takes your total to 99.

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Yeah, well played, Ian. You did what you had to do there.

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It was famously discovered in 1922 by Howard Carter.

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Now, David, we have a game on our hands here.

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You're on 56,

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the highest scorers, on 120, are Tom and Ben.

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You have to score 63 or less to stay in the game.

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You were head-to-head last time.

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Talk us through the board.

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I've heard of King Zog,

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but I've no clue where that is.

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I've got educated-ish guesses for the other three.

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Queen Beatrix, I think it's either the Netherlands or Denmark.

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Mohammed Reza Shah Pahlavi,

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I thought maybe Saudi Arabia, but maybe Pakistan.

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And then, I was thinking Sultan Haji may be something about Morocco,

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but then I remembered Brunei has a sultan. So I'm going to go Brunei.

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You're going to say Brunei. Let's see.

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Is it Brunei and, if it is, how many people said it?

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Very, very well done. You've done it, brilliant!

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Five, David!

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That's a great score!

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APPLAUSE

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Fantastic bit of reasoning and it's earned you a total of 61

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and a place in the next round. Very well done.

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Terrific answer, David. That educated guess played off,

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very tough when you're fourth in line on a board like that.

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One of the world's richest men, the Sultan of Brunei.

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Let's go through the rest of the board.

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So Queen Beatrix, David,

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if you'd had to have gone for the Netherlands or Denmark,

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what would you have gone for?

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Netherlands.

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Netherlands is the right answer. Absolutely.

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It would have scored you 43.

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Mohammed Reza Shah Pahlavi was the Shah of Iran

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before Ayatollah Khomeini.

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You would have scored 12 points. And King Zog. Do you know that one?

0:17:520:17:57

Uh... It's Albania, I think.

0:17:570:17:58

Yeah, he was King of Albania. Absolutely right.

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20 points for that one.

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So Brunei actually the best answer on that board. Well done.

0:18:010:18:04

Very good. Thanks very much, Richard.

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So, at the end of our first round,

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the pair who'll be leaving us with the highest score of 120,

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I'm afraid it's Tom and Ben.

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Nothing wrong with your answers at all. It was just quite high.

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Tsar Nicholas and King Juan Carlos between them

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ratcheted up to 120 points.

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That is quite high.

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Did you know any of those other ones, Tom, when they were filled in?

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Yes, I did. I knew Queen Beatrix.

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I was just working out we still wouldn't have made it.

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We'll see you next time, Tom and Ben. We look forward to that.

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Meanwhile, thank you very much for playing. Great contestants.

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APPLAUSE

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But, for the remaining three pairs, is now time for Round Two.

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Now, sadly, at the end of this round,

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another pair will be leaving us.

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Wouldn't like to guess which pair that'll be.

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I think you all played very well in that round.

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Some good answers from all of you.

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Very best of luck to all three pairs. Our category for Round Two is...

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-Children's TV, Barbara, this plays right into your hands.

-Yes.

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Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first, who's going to go second.

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And whoever is going first, please step up to the podium.

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OK, let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.

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We gave 100 people 100 seconds

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to name as many female Blue Peter presenters since 1958 as they could.

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Female Blue Peter presenters since 1958. Richard.

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Yes, we're looking for the name of any female who's been one of the main presenters on Blue Peter

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from its beginning in 1958 right through to May 2012, please.

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Any of the main presenters who've been female. Very best of luck.

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Thanks very much, Richard. Now then, David.

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I've got one in my mind than I'm not totally certain on.

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So I'm going to go for a possibly more obvious one and say Konnie Huq.

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Konnie Huq, says David, Konnie Huq. Let's see if that's right

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and, if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Konnie Huq.

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Absolutely right.

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APPLAUSE

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-Konnie Huq.

-Yes, the longest-serving ever female presenter on Blue Peter.

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There's only one person who's presented Blue Peter longer than her, and that's John Noakes.

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-Really? I didn't know that.

-Yeah, isn't that amazing?

-Yeah.

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Ian.

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I'm trying to think of a modern one.

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It's on the tip of my tongue, but I can't remember,

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so I'm going to go slightly before my time,

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a female presenter which is Janet Ellis.

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Janet Ellis, says Ian.

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Let's see if that's right and, if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Janet Ellis.

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Absolutely right.

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APPLAUSE

0:20:490:20:50

Very well done, Ian.

0:20:500:20:51

Yeah, Janet Ellis, who was host from 1983 to 1987.

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Now then, Barbara.

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I can't think of one.

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Honestly. Not one...

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So... Katie Price?

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LAUGHTER

0:21:070:21:11

Well, it's worth it just for the thought, isn't it?

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LAUGHTER

0:21:130:21:15

Oh, Katie Price. Let's see if that's right, shall we?

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And if it is, let's see how many people said Katie Price.

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-Oh, that's a shame.

-What a shame in every sense, Barbara.

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Yes, Katie Price, I'm afraid, not yet a Blue Peter presenter.

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That's incorrect and scores you 100 points. But what points they are!

0:21:290:21:32

Thank you for that, Barbara.

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Katie Price.

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Yeah. Sorry, Barbara, as I say, this only goes up to May 2012,

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-you never know in the future.

-No.

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I think you may be mixing up Blue Peter and Peter Andre. They're very easily...

0:21:400:21:43

LAUGHTER

0:21:430:21:45

Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

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Half way through the round, let's take a look at the scores.

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18, the best score of the pass, Ian, very well done indeed.

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Ian and Martin looking pretty sturdy.

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Then, up to 23, where David and Hannah also look pretty sturdy.

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Then, I'm afraid it's all the way up to 100, Barbara.

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What a shame!

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-You'll think of all them, of course, in the next minutes.

-Yes.

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Vivianne, it's going to require a miracle,

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but it is going to require a low score from you most definitely.

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Best of luck with that. We're going to come back down the line.

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Can the second players please take their places at the podium?

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OK, so we're looking for female Blue Peter presenters since 1958.

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And Vivianne, you're going to try and find the most obscure one,

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the one that fewest of our 100 people knew.

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Is this any better for you than it was for Barbara?

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Probably not, but the only one that I can think of is Valerie Singleton.

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Valerie Singleton, says Vivianne, Valerie Singleton.

0:22:340:22:37

No red line for you as you are the highest scorers by a margin.

0:22:370:22:39

But let's see, how many people said Valerie Singleton.

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It's right.

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APPLAUSE

0:22:480:22:50

That takes your total up to an unbeatable 163, I'm afraid. Richard.

0:22:500:22:55

Yeah, punishingly high score, Valerie Singleton.

0:22:550:22:57

Valerie Singleton OBE for her services to broadcasting.

0:22:570:23:00

There used to be a gallery in Bloomsbury, in London,

0:23:000:23:03

called Gallery Singleton, which I always used to like as I drove past.

0:23:030:23:06

I'd rather see a bike shop called Jones Spokes.

0:23:060:23:09

LAUGHTER

0:23:090:23:10

An off-licence called Peter Drunken.

0:23:100:23:13

LAUGHTER

0:23:130:23:16

Yeah, I guess.

0:23:160:23:17

Thanks very much indeed, Richard. Now, Martin.

0:23:170:23:20

Good news, you're in the head-to-head whatever happens.

0:23:200:23:23

-But let's have a good answer from you.

-OK.

0:23:230:23:25

I could figure out a couple of obvious ones,

0:23:250:23:27

obviously, I might just as well try something...

0:23:270:23:29

There's one I'm pretty confident of, which I think was Katy Hill.

0:23:290:23:33

Katy Hill, says Martin. Katy Hill.

0:23:330:23:35

Let's see if that's right. No red line for you, you're already through.

0:23:350:23:38

But let's see how many people said Katy Hill.

0:23:380:23:40

Absolutely right.

0:23:420:23:43

Very well done, Martin, that's a great answer.

0:23:490:23:51

Takes your total up to 22.

0:23:510:23:53

APPLAUSE

0:23:530:23:56

Another great answer from Martin. I was wondering, Barbara, if in your head

0:23:560:23:59

you knew Katy Hill and it came out as Katie Price.

0:23:590:24:01

I think I did, I had the wrong surname.

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LAUGHTER

0:24:040:24:05

If it was up to me, I wouldn't charge you the points.

0:24:050:24:08

THEY LAUGH

0:24:080:24:09

Now then, Hannah.

0:24:090:24:11

You're also through to the next round.

0:24:110:24:13

But let's have a brilliant low-scoring answer.

0:24:130:24:16

The way David was nodding at Katy Hill there,

0:24:160:24:18

something tells me you might know quite a bit about Blue Peter.

0:24:180:24:21

-No.

-Really? Just David, then.

0:24:210:24:22

It's probably the only children's programme I never watched.

0:24:220:24:25

All the answers I knew for sure have already gone.

0:24:250:24:28

I think there's one called Helen Skelton,

0:24:280:24:31

-so I'm going to have to go with that.

-Helen Skelton.

0:24:310:24:33

Helen Skelton. Is it right? There's no red line for you, cos you're already through.

0:24:330:24:37

But let's see - Helen Skelton.

0:24:370:24:39

Absolutely right.

0:24:400:24:42

Seven! Very well done indeed.

0:24:470:24:49

It takes your total up to a lovely round 30.

0:24:490:24:51

Good answer, Hannah.

0:24:530:24:55

She started hosting Blue Peter in September 2008.

0:24:550:24:57

Let's take a look at the... There's only one pointless answer here,

0:24:570:25:00

she hosted Blue Peter from 1996 to 1998

0:25:000:25:03

alongside Konnie Huq and Katy Hill and it was...

0:25:030:25:07

Romana D'Annunzio, so very, very well done if you said that.

0:25:070:25:10

Pointless answer.

0:25:100:25:12

Tina Heath would have scored you 1, Anita West 2.

0:25:120:25:14

There's some other low scorers - Leila Williams 2,

0:25:140:25:16

Diane-Louise Jordan would have scored you 3, as would Liz Barker.

0:25:160:25:19

We've had Katy Hill, Caron Keating would have scored 5,

0:25:190:25:21

Zoe Salmon, 6, Yvette Fielding, 8, Sarah Greene, 11.

0:25:210:25:24

Anthea Turner, 14.

0:25:240:25:26

Let's take a look at the top three answers, though.

0:25:260:25:29

We've already seen a couple of them.

0:25:290:25:31

Lesley Judd was third with 23.

0:25:310:25:33

Then, it's Konnie Hug, 23 as well.

0:25:330:25:36

And way out in front, Valerie Singleton on 63.

0:25:360:25:40

If you want to be famous for ever, be famous in the '70s.

0:25:400:25:43

-Exactly right.

-That's right.

0:25:430:25:45

Thanks very much indeed, Richard. So, at the end of Round Two,

0:25:450:25:48

the pair with the highest score is Vivianne and Barbara.

0:25:480:25:51

Oh, dear!

0:25:510:25:52

Valerie Singleton, perfectly good answer,

0:25:520:25:54

but by a country mile, the highest scoring answer there.

0:25:540:25:58

Obviously, apart from Katie Price, which was...

0:25:580:26:01

which was sort of brilliant.

0:26:010:26:02

Vivianne and Barbara, we'll see you again next time.

0:26:020:26:04

We look forward to that very much indeed.

0:26:040:26:06

Meanwhile, thank you so much for playing. Lovely contestants.

0:26:060:26:09

APPLAUSE

0:26:090:26:11

For the remaining two pairs, things are about to get more exciting as we enter the head-to-head.

0:26:110:26:15

Well, congratulations, David and Hannah, Martin and Ian.

0:26:200:26:23

You're now only one round away from the final

0:26:230:26:25

and a chance to play for our jackpot, which currently stands at £2,000.

0:26:250:26:29

APPLAUSE

0:26:290:26:31

You're going head-to-head. The pair to win two questions will be playing for that money,

0:26:330:26:37

but the big difference is you're now allowed to confer.

0:26:370:26:40

Very, very best of luck to both pairs.

0:26:400:26:42

Let's play the head-to-head.

0:26:420:26:43

OK, here comes your first question. And it concerns....

0:26:480:26:51

Four-letter birds. Richard.

0:26:540:26:56

Yes, for this question, I'm going to show you five pictures of birds

0:26:560:26:59

which are commonly known by four-letter names.

0:26:590:27:01

Can you pick the most obscure of these, please?

0:27:010:27:03

Thanks very much. Let's reveal our five four-letter birds,

0:27:030:27:06

And here they are. We have got...

0:27:060:27:08

Oh...

0:27:200:27:21

There we are.

0:27:220:27:24

David and Hannah, you played best throughout the show so far, so you go first.

0:27:240:27:28

OK. We're going for C, it's rhea.

0:27:350:27:38

C, rhea.

0:27:380:27:40

Now then, Martin and Ian. Talk us through the board.

0:27:420:27:46

Right, so we've got the obvious ones -

0:27:460:27:48

A being dove

0:27:480:27:50

and D being swan.

0:27:500:27:51

I think E might be a kiwi bird, unless I'm making that up.

0:27:510:27:55

-So shall we just say...

-E, kiwi.

-Yeah.

-Yeah, we'll go E, kiwi.

0:27:550:28:00

E, kiwi.

0:28:000:28:02

So we have, from David and Hannah, we have C, rhea

0:28:020:28:07

Let's see if that's right and, if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said C, rhea.

0:28:070:28:12

It is right. That's a great answer.

0:28:150:28:17

How far is going to go down? Oh, 6!

0:28:190:28:22

APPLAUSE

0:28:220:28:24

Very, very well done, David and Hannah. It's a great answer.

0:28:240:28:28

6 for rhea.

0:28:280:28:30

Martin and Ian have said E, kiwi.

0:28:300:28:33

E, kiwi. Let's see if that's right and, if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said kiwi for E.

0:28:330:28:38

It's right.

0:28:400:28:42

APPLAUSE

0:28:470:28:48

David and Hannah, after one question you're up one-nil, very well done. Richard.

0:28:500:28:53

Yeah, rhea is one of the Scrabble words as well that are used a lot. R-H-E-A.

0:28:530:28:57

A is a dove.

0:28:570:28:59

It's just so showbiz, isn't it?

0:28:590:29:01

Look at the dove. I don't know who does press for the dove.

0:29:010:29:04

82 points.

0:29:040:29:05

B is the best answer on the board.

0:29:050:29:08

Very well done at home if you said ruff.

0:29:080:29:10

It would have scored you 2 points.

0:29:100:29:12

D is another of our very, very big scorers.

0:29:120:29:14

It's a swan, of course,

0:29:140:29:16

which 97 people knew.

0:29:160:29:18

Three people didn't know that.

0:29:180:29:20

LAUGHTER

0:29:200:29:21

Well done, anyone who said ruff, that's a very good answer.

0:29:210:29:23

-But rhea also a terrific answer.

-Here comes your second question.

0:29:230:29:26

Martin and Ian, you have to win this one to stay in the game.

0:29:260:29:29

It concerns...

0:29:290:29:30

-Richard.

-We're going to give you five clues now to facts about the great man himself.

0:29:330:29:37

Can you pick the most obscure answer here? Good luck.

0:29:370:29:39

OK, here come our five clues to facts about Stephen Fry.

0:29:390:29:42

And we have got...

0:29:420:29:43

I'll read those all one last time.

0:29:590:30:01

Now then, Martin and Ian, you go first this time.

0:30:150:30:19

Right, we think that the...

0:30:250:30:27

2010 football club he joined the board for was Norwich.

0:30:270:30:31

Norwich.

0:30:310:30:33

Norwich City, OK. Norwich City, say Martin and Ian.

0:30:330:30:36

Now, David and Hannah, you can talk us through the rest of the board, if you like.

0:30:360:30:40

Unfortunately, that one's right. We think.

0:30:400:30:43

Host of TV comedy quiz is QI.

0:30:430:30:46

Toured this country in a London taxi is the USA.

0:30:460:30:49

I'm kicking myself because I know the film

0:30:490:30:52

and I've read some of his novels

0:30:520:30:54

and I just... Their names elude me at the moment.

0:30:540:30:57

We'll have to go for the USA, for the country he toured.

0:30:570:30:59

OK, you're going to say the USA.

0:30:590:31:02

The country he toured in a London taxi in 2008.

0:31:020:31:04

OK, so we have Norwich City and the USA.

0:31:040:31:06

Martin and Ian said Norwich City, let's see if that's right.

0:31:060:31:08

Let's see how many people said it.

0:31:080:31:10

APPLAUSE

0:31:200:31:22

David and Hannah have said he toured the USA in a London taxi in 2008.

0:31:230:31:27

Let's see, how many people said that and if it's right.

0:31:270:31:30

Absolutely right.

0:31:320:31:34

Are we going to beat 16?

0:31:340:31:36

No, it's not. 36.

0:31:370:31:38

APPLAUSE

0:31:380:31:41

Well done, Ian and Martin, you're back in the game.

0:31:410:31:43

After two questions, that's one all. Richard.

0:31:430:31:45

Yeah, he toured the USA for the BBC series Stephen Fry In America.

0:31:450:31:48

Let's take a look at the rest of them. QI, absolutely, it's right.

0:31:480:31:51

But it's a big scorer. It would have scored you 61.

0:31:510:31:53

The other two are low scorers.

0:31:530:31:55

Wrote and directed this 2003 film.

0:31:550:31:57

Wilde.

0:31:570:31:58

-Bright Young Things.

-Bright Young Things...

0:31:580:32:00

Lowest scorer with 1 points.

0:32:000:32:02

It would have been a terrific answer.

0:32:020:32:03

Now, the name of his first published novel is a pointless answer.

0:32:030:32:07

I think is The Hippopotamus.

0:32:070:32:10

Absolutely wrong.

0:32:100:32:12

-It's The Liar.

-It's The Liar!

0:32:120:32:14

It's The Liar! It's The Liar.

0:32:140:32:16

Oh, dear. Anyway, there we go.

0:32:160:32:18

Good. OK, so here comes your third question.

0:32:180:32:21

Whoever wins this question goes through to the final.

0:32:210:32:23

And it concerns...

0:32:230:32:25

Famous UK houses, Richard.

0:32:270:32:29

Yes, we're going to give you the name of five famous houses from the UK here,

0:32:290:32:32

but we've missed out alternate letters.

0:32:320:32:34

Can you find the most obscure of this? Good luck.

0:32:340:32:37

OK, so let's reveal our five famous houses.

0:32:370:32:41

And we have....

0:32:410:32:42

I'll read those all one last time.

0:32:580:33:00

There we are. Five famous UK houses with missing alternate letters.

0:33:160:33:21

David and Hannah, you go first again this time.

0:33:210:33:24

We're going to go for the bottom one.

0:33:280:33:30

It's Haworth Parsonage.

0:33:300:33:31

Haworth Parsonage, say David and Hannah.

0:33:310:33:34

Martin and Ian, you can now do your thinking out loud.

0:33:340:33:37

Ooh... We're a bit stuck, to be honest.

0:33:380:33:40

The one we definitely know is Castle Howard...

0:33:400:33:44

I think the...the fourth one is obviously something Palace

0:33:440:33:49

and it's got to be something like...

0:33:490:33:51

Let's, let's... Should we go Castle Howard?

0:33:510:33:54

Yeah, OK.

0:33:540:33:56

Yeah, we'll go Castle Howard.

0:33:560:33:57

OK, Castle Howard, you're going to say for the middle one.

0:33:570:34:00

So we have from David and Hannah Haworth Parsonage.

0:34:000:34:03

Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said it.

0:34:030:34:06

APPLAUSE

0:34:160:34:18

3 for Haworth Parsonage.

0:34:180:34:20

Very, very well done indeed.

0:34:200:34:22

Martin and Ian have gone for Castle Howard.

0:34:220:34:24

Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said that.

0:34:240:34:27

It's right.

0:34:290:34:30

APPLAUSE

0:34:360:34:40

Which means, David and Hannah, after three questions,

0:34:400:34:42

you are through to the final. 2-1, very well done indeed. Richard.

0:34:420:34:45

Well played. Haworth Parsonage, where the Bronte sisters grew up.

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The best answer on the board, nothing you could have done about, guys,

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-so very well played. Do you want to fill in this?

-Yeah.

-Top one?

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-Woburn Abbey.

-Woburn Abbey, absolutely right. It would have scored 12 points.

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-Next one.

-Chatsworth House.

-Chatsworth House, yeah.

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That would have scored 9.

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-And Blenheim Palace.

-Blenheim Palace. It's right.

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It's the biggest scorer on the board, 31.

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So Haworth Parsonage and Chatsworth House, the best answers on that board.

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Thanks very much, Richard.

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So our losing pair at the end of the head-to-head, Ian and Martin.

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I'm so sorry, really, really good played all the way through.

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-Great to have you on the show. Thank you so much for playing.

-Thanks.

-Thank you.

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APPLAUSE

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But, for David and Hannah, it's now time for our Pointless final.

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Well, congratulations, David and Hannah.

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You fought off all the competition and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:35:340:35:38

You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot.

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At the end of today's show the jackpot stands at £2,000.

0:35:450:35:49

APPLAUSE

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You've done so well. I mean, an exemplary Pointless career there.

0:35:520:35:57

You were head-to-headers last time,

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slightly more senior head-to-headers this time.

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Well, the rules are very, very simple.

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To win the money, you need to find a pointless answer.

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We haven't had any on the show today.

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You only have to find one now and you'll go home with that money.

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First, though, you've got to choose a category. You have five choices, here they are.

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-How are you for European theatre?

-Depends on the question.

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Possibly amazing, possibly dreadful.

0:36:260:36:30

Award-winning films we could go have a go at.

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International pop, possibly better than...

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Not sure we'll know the pointless ones in award-winning films.

0:36:360:36:38

-And probably not international pop.

-Let's go films.

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

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-I don't want it all on my head.

-OK, all right, all right. Films.

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OK, films it is. Best of luck. Here we go. Let's find out what the question is.

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We gave 100 people 100 seconds

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to name as many films that have won the Best Picture Oscar

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as they could.

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-Richard.

-We're looking for any film that's ever won the Best Picture Oscar

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or the equivalent, it used to be called different things, but the same award.

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Right through from the first Oscar ceremony in 1928, right through to the 2012 ceremony, please.

0:37:040:37:09

Very, very best of luck.

0:37:090:37:11

Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:37:110:37:12

OK, you now have up to one minute to come up with three answers.

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All you need to win that £2,000 jackpot is for just one of those answers to be pointless.

0:37:150:37:19

-Are you ready?

-Yeah.

0:37:190:37:22

OK. Let's put 60 seconds on the clock.

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-There they are, your time starts now.

-OK.

0:37:240:37:27

So, there was... I think, Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs did,

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cos they had the seven little...Oscars.

0:37:300:37:32

-Oh, yeah, OK.

-The Artist did, didn't it?

-Yes.

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And then, we've got Titanic, Schindler's List...

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-The Departed? Did that win?

-Maybe.

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Or Inception, that was...

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Road To Perdition?

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Maybe.

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Um...

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What else?

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Think, think, think, think, think. What else?

0:37:520:37:55

I think The Last King Of Scotland,

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but was that just for Whitaker? Just for actor?

0:37:560:37:59

We could go for it.

0:37:590:38:00

I think we should go maybe Snow White,

0:38:000:38:03

Road To Perdition.

0:38:030:38:05

What did you just say?

0:38:080:38:10

The Artist, you said The Departed, Inception. I'm not sure about those.

0:38:100:38:13

No, I don't know. I'm not sure about those.

0:38:130:38:15

Ten seconds left.

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Road to Perdition. I don't think The Last King Of Scotland did.

0:38:170:38:21

We should try it.

0:38:220:38:24

Time up. We were looking for winners of the Oscar For Best Picture.

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I now need your three answers. What are you going to give me?

0:38:290:38:32

-We'll go for Snow White And The Seven Dwarves.

-Snow White And The Seven Dwarves.

0:38:320:38:35

-The Piano?

-Yeah.

-The Piano.

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-Road To Perdition?

-Perfect.

0:38:370:38:40

-Road To Perdition.

-And Road To Perdition.

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OK, now, of those three, which do you think is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:38:430:38:47

-Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs.

-Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs.

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We'll put that last.

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Which do you think is your least likely?

0:38:510:38:53

-Road To Perdition.

-Yeah, do you think?

-Yeah.

-OK.

0:38:530:38:56

-Road To Perdition.

-Road To Perdition.

0:38:560:38:58

OK, let's put those up on the board in that order and here they are.

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We've got Road To Perdition,

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The Piano and Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs.

0:39:020:39:05

OK, so we were looking for winners of the Oscar For Best Picture.

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Road To Perdition was your least confident answer.

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The one you thought was least likely to be pointless.

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We don't know if it's correct yet.

0:39:120:39:14

We have to find that out and then, it has to be pointless, of course,

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if you're going to win the jackpot of £2,000.

0:39:170:39:19

So let's find out. Road To Perdition. Is it right?

0:39:190:39:21

How many people said it? Good luck.

0:39:210:39:23

Bad luck. An incorrect answer.

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So, unfortunately, not a pointless answer.

0:39:290:39:31

You only have two more chances to win today's jackpot.

0:39:310:39:34

Hannah, what would you do with £2,000?

0:39:340:39:36

Ah... We have an eight-month-old daughter

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and we're taking her to Disneyland for her first birthday.

0:39:380:39:41

-So we'll be able to spend the money on that.

-Brilliant.

0:39:410:39:44

And the lights have stopped working in the kitchen,

0:39:440:39:47

so the electrician needs to come round as well.

0:39:470:39:49

It's exciting stuff.

0:39:490:39:51

OK, very good, good practical use for your £2,000.

0:39:510:39:53

Well, very, very best of luck.

0:39:530:39:55

Let's hope one of your two answers wins it for you.

0:39:550:39:57

We need the winner of the Oscar For Best Picture.

0:39:570:39:59

Let's hope nobody said your next answer - The Piano.

0:39:590:40:02

This has to be correct and then, it has to be pointless for you to win that jackpot.

0:40:040:40:07

So for £2,000, let's see how many people said The Piano.

0:40:070:40:11

Oh, bad luck! Another incorrect answer.

0:40:150:40:17

It's now all riding on Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs.

0:40:170:40:20

Which is just as well because you put this last.

0:40:200:40:22

You know, this was your most confident answer.

0:40:220:40:24

Of any of your answers,

0:40:240:40:25

this was the one you thought was most likely to come down to 0.

0:40:250:40:29

-And you remember seven little dwarf Oscars.

-But was it for best picture?

0:40:290:40:33

We'll find out.

0:40:330:40:34

To win that jackpot, it has to be right and it has to be pointless.

0:40:340:40:37

Let's find out. For £2,000,

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how many people said Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs. Is it pointless? Good luck.

0:40:390:40:43

Oh, no! Bad luck!

0:40:470:40:49

APPLAUSE

0:40:490:40:52

Bad luck, David and Hannah.

0:40:540:40:56

Sadly, you didn't manage to find that all-important pointless answer.

0:40:560:40:59

But you do still get to take home a Pointless trophy each.

0:40:590:41:02

So very, very well done for that.

0:41:020:41:03

APPLAUSE

0:41:030:41:05

Yeah, that's very unlucky. There were the seven little Oscars.

0:41:100:41:12

-It was when Walt Disney was given an honorary Oscar.

-Oh...

0:41:120:41:15

And they gave him one, a large one and seven small ones.

0:41:150:41:18

Road To Perdition, Chicago won in that year. That would have scored you 2 points.

0:41:180:41:21

Schindler's List won in the year of The Piano, it'd have scored 3 points.

0:41:210:41:24

A couple other things you said would have been correct answers.

0:41:240:41:28

The Artist would have scored you 13.

0:41:280:41:29

The Departed was a correct answer

0:41:290:41:31

-and was a pointless answer as well.

-Oh!

0:41:310:41:34

AUDIENCE: Oh...

0:41:340:41:35

Sorry about that. It's a tough one. It would have been a terrific answer.

0:41:350:41:38

Road To Perdition, of course, was directed by Sam Mendes.

0:41:380:41:41

And if you'd said American Beauty, another Sam Mendes' film,

0:41:410:41:45

that was a pointless answer as well.

0:41:450:41:47

Driving Miss Daisy was a pointless answer.

0:41:470:41:49

Hamlet, that's the Olivier version from 1948,

0:41:490:41:52

that was a pointless answer.

0:41:520:41:54

It Happened One Night, a pointless answer. Rebecca, a pointless answer.

0:41:540:41:57

There's The Departed, a Martin Scorsese's film.

0:41:570:41:59

The Godfather Part II, first ever sequel to win the Best Picture Oscar.

0:41:590:42:03

The Sting, with Newman and Redford, of course.

0:42:030:42:05

And You Can't Take It With You, the Capra film from 38.

0:42:050:42:07

There's some other few pointless answers.

0:42:070:42:10

All About Eve, Annie Hall, In The Heat Of The Night, On The Waterfront, The French Connection.

0:42:100:42:14

All of those pointless. Very well done if you said any of those at home. Very tough luck.

0:42:140:42:18

Oh, bad luck. It's always really hard

0:42:180:42:20

when you've said one of the pointless answers in your conferring.

0:42:200:42:23

Sadly, we have to say goodbye to you. It's been brilliant having you on the show.

0:42:230:42:26

You've been such good contestants.

0:42:260:42:28

-Absolutely fantastic. Thank you so much for playing.

-Thank you.

0:42:280:42:31

APPLAUSE

0:42:310:42:34

David and Hannah didn't win our jackpot, which means it rolls over onto the next show,

0:42:340:42:37

when we'll be playing for £3,000.

0:42:370:42:40

APPLAUSE

0:42:400:42:42

-Join us then. See if someone can win it. Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.

-Goodbye.

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And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.

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