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# When I grow up I wanna be famous I wanna be a star | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
# I wanna be in movies When I grow up | 0:00:05 | 0:00:07 | |
# I wanna see the world Drive nice cars | 0:00:07 | 0:00:09 | |
# I wanna have groupies When I grow up... # | 0:00:09 | 0:00:11 | |
When it comes to beauty, hair and make-up, | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
some girls are faking it and it is time to get real. | 0:00:14 | 0:00:16 | |
They are mad about make-up, fanatic about false tan - enough is enough. | 0:00:16 | 0:00:21 | |
They don't need a make over, they need a makeunder | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
and this time round celebrities are no exception. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
Welcome to the natural world of the makeunder. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:30 | |
This is Pod. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:42 | |
Your personal overhaul device. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
-Hello, Pod. -Hello, Jenny Frost, Pod is very happy to see you. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:49 | |
-And why might that be? -Pod is always happy to see you, Frost. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:52 | |
It's not that you want me to help you on your mission? | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
We do have a lot of work to do, transforming | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
a nation of slap addicts into stunning natural beauties. | 0:00:57 | 0:01:01 | |
We'd best get on with it then. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
Coming up on tonight's show, Pod gets a rather glamorous Italian Job. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:07 | |
I do not idolise anybody, I only idolise myself. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
I'm totally in love with myself. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
Aisleyne has a hard time saying bye bye to the bling... | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
I absolutely, 100% totally adore fakery. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:21 | |
..and Pod takes in a show. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:22 | |
It is not just a way of dress, it's an attitude. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
Tonight, two girls and a pair of burlesque babes | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
will experience the magic of a makeunder. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
-Are you ready for our first girl? -I am. Who have you got for me, Frost? | 0:01:32 | 0:01:36 | |
-First up it is Martha - an Italian with a passion for...herself really. -Loading background data. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:43 | |
I am really sexy and I have got great style and I am totally beautiful. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:48 | |
# Could you be | 0:01:48 | 0:01:49 | |
# The most beautiful girl in the world...? # | 0:01:50 | 0:01:55 | |
I am funny. I'm intelligent. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:59 | |
I do not think there is another woman in the world | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
who gets as much attention as I do. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
I am a make-up artist. I work in Selfridges on the beauty counter. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:08 | |
# Someone help me It's not healthy... # | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
I think Londoners look like tramps. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
Most of them don't care, they wear the same jeans for their entire lives. I think they look disgusting. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:20 | |
# SOS Please someone help me | 0:02:20 | 0:02:24 | |
# It's not healthy... # This - I wear it like that. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
These are my stripper shoes. They are a bit slutty but I like them. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:32 | |
She wears whatever she wants and she thinks that whatever she thinks | 0:02:32 | 0:02:37 | |
she looks good in, she doesn't care what people say. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
# Oo-ah just a little bit | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
# Oo-ah a little bit more... # | 0:02:42 | 0:02:43 | |
I've got a little skirt I have got to cover my little bum. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
My little hot pants. I am tiny so I wear tiny things. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:49 | |
Some more eyeliner... | 0:02:49 | 0:02:53 | |
More eyeliner for me. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:54 | |
You think these lashes are big, check out these ones! | 0:02:54 | 0:02:58 | |
I am going to wear them tonight. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
It takes me about two and a half hours to get ready every night. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:06 | |
So I'm ready to go out. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
My boyfriend gets a bit concerned sometimes, you know what I mean, | 0:03:19 | 0:03:23 | |
when I get too many men coming up to me. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
I do not idolise anybody. I only idolise myself. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:33 | |
I'm totally in love with myself and I totally do what I want to do. Do you know what I mean? | 0:03:33 | 0:03:38 | |
# Just a little bit... # | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
-Hello, beautiful Martha. -Hi. -Are you addicted to make-up? | 0:03:40 | 0:03:44 | |
I absolutely love make-up. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:46 | |
I cannot live without it. I love it, love it. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:49 | |
When you go out, you must get a lot of attention. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
We walked in here today and every man was just like eyes on you. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:55 | |
To be honest with you I can't even notice it any more since it's happening to me every single day, | 0:03:55 | 0:04:00 | |
so I don't notice it any more but I guess I get a lot of attention. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:05 | |
So are you nervous or excited about meeting Pod? | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
I think a bit of both but definitely more excited | 0:04:08 | 0:04:10 | |
because I am looking forward to seeing myself as a natural beauty. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:15 | |
I wish you good luck in Pod, beautiful, but you're going to be fabulous with or without make-up | 0:04:15 | 0:04:20 | |
because as you know, you are beautiful. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
I am Pod, the personal overhaul device. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
Hi, Pod. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
Martha, who is the most fabulous person you know? | 0:04:32 | 0:04:35 | |
-Me! -Are you a fabulous swimmer? -No. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:40 | |
-Then why are you wearing a swimming costume? -Because it's hot. It looks hot. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:44 | |
Hm, Pod computes it looks cold. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
What do you do for a living? | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
-I am a make-up artist. -Really? | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
Yeah, I make ugly people look beautiful. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
In the circus? | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
No, everywhere, Pod. Cheeky. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
Do you have a style icon? | 0:04:58 | 0:04:59 | |
No. I do not look up to anybody. I love who I am. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:04 | |
Pod loves that Martha loves Martha but why have you come for a makeunder? | 0:05:04 | 0:05:08 | |
Because I want to prove that everybody who says, "She is pretty with all her make-up on | 0:05:08 | 0:05:15 | |
"but you do not know how she looks without make-up." | 0:05:15 | 0:05:18 | |
I want to show those people how I look without make-up. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
Pod can help you do that but before I do I need to find out | 0:05:20 | 0:05:23 | |
what the public think about your current look. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
Run phase one, public analysis. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:30 | |
I asked does she look like a... | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
I definitely look like a beauty queen | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
but I do not know what the public will say. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
-Play. -I would have to go with drag-queen, I am sorry. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:41 | |
Drag-queen, what she is wearing is horrendous. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
She looks a bit too manly for me. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
Incorrect. 90% of the public think you look like a drag queen. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:50 | |
-That's bad. -I also asked would you want to snog, marry or avoid her? | 0:05:50 | 0:05:55 | |
-Probably it would be snog because I have nice lips. -Play. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:59 | |
Avoid her. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:00 | |
-Avoid. -Avoid her at all cost. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
No, that is depressing. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
-The majority of people that we asked wanted to avoid you. -OK. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:10 | |
-Are you ready for my verdict? -OK. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:13 | |
Martha, you are a stripper drag-queen in training | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
and you will undergo my Arthur to Martha makeunder. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:19 | |
Whatever. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
Here is you makeunder menu. Choose a new Hairstyle. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
Choppy bob with fringe, pixie crop, sleek bob, long and wavy. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:28 | |
That one - I think sleek bob. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
Choose a celebrity style. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:32 | |
Kate Winslet, Rachel Bilson, Alexa Chung, Keira Knightley. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:36 | |
Keira. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
-Why Keira Knightley? -Because I have got her eyes, right. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
-That is what my mum says. -Have you got her pout? | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
I think I have got a better pout. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
-Hm, Martha? -Yes, Pod. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
Pod only understands natural beauty. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
-Before I can transform you, I need you to remove all that slap from your face. -OK. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:56 | |
-Are you ready? -Yes. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
Run Phase two, deep cleanse. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:01 | |
I feel cosy. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
Don't get too cosy, it is time to remove the slap. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:06 | |
Show me the state of that wipe. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
Looks like that. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
-Do you think that is a lot of make-up? -Mm-hm. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
Now let's have those lashes. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
-I love my lashes. -Keep going, Martha. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
I suppose Pod will have to take care of those tide marks. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:23 | |
-How do you feel after your deep cleanse? -Cute. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:27 | |
Pod agrees. You look very cute. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
Are you excited to meet the new you? | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
Yeah! | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
Run phase three - the makeunder. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
Wow! I love it. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
-What do you love? -I just love my face. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:47 | |
I've got really nice face features, don't you think, Pod? | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
Pod agrees. This hair length frames your beautiful delicate features. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
I look like a flower. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
Flowers are naturally beautiful and now, so are you. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
My face looks stunning. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
Before, the public thought you looked like a drag queen. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
-I'm Martha, not Arthur. -What do you think they will say now? | 0:08:03 | 0:08:06 | |
-They will say I look stunning. Because I do. -Shall we find out? | 0:08:06 | 0:08:10 | |
-Yes, I am so excited! -Play. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
Beauty queen, natural... naturality is the way forward. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:17 | |
More a beauty queen than a drag queen or the actual Queen. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:21 | |
She looks like a really naturally beautiful girl. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
She looks like a beauty queen. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:25 | |
Now, 100% of the people we asked think you look like a beauty queen. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:29 | |
Aw, sweet! | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
I also asked would you like to snog, marry or avoid her. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:36 | |
Let us see what they say now. Play. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
Snog. She looks very nice, | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
she has nice clothes on and she does not look too false. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:44 | |
I would snog her because she looks a very classy girl. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:48 | |
I would definitely snog her. I think she has quite a natural look. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
100% of the public would now like to snog you. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:56 | |
I'm really emotional. I feel like I'm gonna cry. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
-I am not going to cry, don't worry. -Pod is happy Martha is happy. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:03 | |
Here is your natural beauty data. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
Subtle chocolate slices can give texture and movement | 0:09:05 | 0:09:08 | |
to this iconic shape. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:09 | |
Use strong dual colours for a young sophisticated style. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:14 | |
Martha, do you still love yourself as a natural beauty? | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
Yeah, definitely do. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
Do you promise to keep this new look? | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
Yes, I promise, Pod. I'll stay like this. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:24 | |
I just love the look. Thanks, Pod. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
You are welcome. Natural beauty has been restored. Goodbye, Martha. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:30 | |
Goodbye, Pod. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
MUSIC: "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
Oh, Martha! | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
I love it! | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
On my God, turn around. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:45 | |
She looks great. She looks really, really nice. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:50 | |
When I saw her coming round from the corner, | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
I really loved the way she looked. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
She looked like a little cute girl | 0:09:54 | 0:09:56 | |
-that I had known her from before. Do like it? -I love it. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:59 | |
Oh, that looks really, really nice. I love it. Give me a hug! | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
I agree with Martha, she really did look beautiful | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
but has she been converted? We will find out later on. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:12 | |
Some of you out there could do with being converted yourself | 0:10:12 | 0:10:16 | |
before beauty really does become the beast. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
Lots of blusher. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
You don't go out without blusher. You have got to have the cheekbones. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:26 | |
Even if you haven't got them you can with blusher. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
If you are natural, then you look minging! | 0:10:28 | 0:10:31 | |
Lots of glitter, lots of sparkle. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
The more bling the better. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:35 | |
Vaseline. When you take your make up off, | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
put Vaseline under the eyelash, that makes them grow. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
If you have confidence you can always look sexy. No matter what. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:44 | |
To be honest, I like the fake look and I think natural is overrated. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
The girls here are just way too fake. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:51 | |
Next up is a very feisty female you may recognise. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:58 | |
She is definitely going to give Pod as good as she gets. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
You better know yourself, little girl. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:03 | |
She is the ghetto superstar who made it big on Big Brother seven. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:07 | |
She is the queen of bling but she is down with the street. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 | |
It is Aisleyne. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:11 | |
Hi, my name is Aisleyne and I am all about glamour, glitz and bling. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:14 | |
# I ain't saying she's a gold digger | 0:11:14 | 0:11:18 | |
# She ain't messin'... # | 0:11:18 | 0:11:19 | |
I am bling. I have got to admit it. I can't help it. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
I love diamonds. Bling. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
Give me it all. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
Botox, eyebrow tattooing, manicures, pedicures... | 0:11:29 | 0:11:33 | |
Get that Croydon facelift going on... | 0:11:33 | 0:11:36 | |
I do spend a lot of money on clothes. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
If you want your dress to be show-stopping | 0:11:39 | 0:11:41 | |
it's gotta show lots of leg or chest. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:45 | |
# Get down, get down... # | 0:11:45 | 0:11:49 | |
I love leopard print. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:50 | |
# Jungle boogie... # | 0:11:50 | 0:11:52 | |
Do you love it? Maybe I was a tiger in a past life. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:56 | |
Thank God for make-up. I say it every morning when I put it on. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:03 | |
Thank God for make-up! | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
# I love it... # | 0:12:05 | 0:12:07 | |
I'd never ever, ever, ever | 0:12:07 | 0:12:10 | |
be out without make-up. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:12 | |
Are you crazy? I would never ever do that. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:14 | |
I absolutely, 100% totally adore fakery. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:28 | |
If you can't do it, fake it. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:30 | |
I think it would be good for people to see her | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
without that much make up with, you know, | 0:12:33 | 0:12:36 | |
clothes that aren't so glamorous and she will still look good. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:39 | |
I would never change. Never. Never gonna change. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:44 | |
See you later. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
Aisleyne, time is drawing near. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
-Are you nervous about going into Pod? -Extremely nervous. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:54 | |
What one thing do you think Pod will pick on you for? | 0:12:54 | 0:12:57 | |
One?! I think there will be 1,000 things to pick on. | 0:12:57 | 0:13:00 | |
I know she is going to take my eyelashes off, | 0:13:00 | 0:13:02 | |
I know she's going to do it. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:03 | |
Are you psyching yourself up for it? | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
I am! It is like going into the ring. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:07 | |
I need to have a mental agility to deal with this. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:10 | |
I am going to be horrified. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:11 | |
I think you'll give as good as you get. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
Probably, if she gets cheeky, I won't be able to control myself. I'll get cheeky back. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:18 | |
Aisleyne, it's a pleasure to meet you, darling. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:21 | |
I can't wait to see the fire works with you and Pod and good luck. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:24 | |
I am Pod. Who are you? | 0:13:29 | 0:13:32 | |
I'm Aisleyne. My God, you just scared the life out of me. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:36 | |
You are pretty terrifying yourself. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:38 | |
-Were you dragged through a jungle hedge backwards? -You are a swine. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:42 | |
No, I am the world's one and only makeunder computer, sent to rid the world of fakery. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:48 | |
Oh! Fakery is amazing. How could you possibly want to get rid of fake? | 0:13:48 | 0:13:53 | |
That is why you are my next project. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:56 | |
Pod to wishes to know, how fake are you? | 0:13:56 | 0:13:59 | |
Inside, I am really real but I do have a lot of fake stuff. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:02 | |
I have fake hair and I wear lots of make-up and I have had eyebrow tattooing and I have had a boob job. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:10 | |
According to my beauty files, you have also had Botox. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:13 | |
Yes, I have had Botox, yeah. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
With so much fakery, do you still know yourself? | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
I do know myself. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
-Do you know yourself, Pod? -Yes, unlike yourself, I am real. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:22 | |
-Bravo, bravo. -My files have found a girl who was very real and very pretty. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:29 | |
What happened to her, Aisleyne? | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
-Did you swap her for a bag of bling? -You are being mean. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:39 | |
But why, when you are so naturally pretty, do you wear all that slap? | 0:14:39 | 0:14:43 | |
Because it makes me look better. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:45 | |
-Are you stupid? -Be careful, Aisleyne, you don't want to make Pod angry. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:49 | |
-Well, ask a silly question, you'll get a silly answer. -What is so wrong with natural beauty? | 0:14:49 | 0:14:54 | |
There is nothing wrong with natural beauty but I don't have it. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:57 | |
Pod completely disagrees. | 0:14:57 | 0:15:00 | |
-Really? -Yes, underneath all that slap is a stunning natural beauty. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:04 | |
-Love you. All these compliments, it is all going to my head. -Aisleyne? | 0:15:04 | 0:15:09 | |
-Yeah? -Who is your style icon? | 0:15:09 | 0:15:11 | |
I love Mariah Carey. Oh, God, I get palpitations when I think about her. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:16 | |
-She is amazing. -Accessing Mariah Carey... | 0:15:16 | 0:15:20 | |
Scary Carey is famous for her ability to hit a high C. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:24 | |
What people don't know is that she is actually screaming | 0:15:24 | 0:15:27 | |
-for a decent stylist. -That's just... That's rude. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:29 | |
So is baring your breasts. But my files show that is something you do not have a problem with. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:36 | |
Why have you come to Pod for a makeunder? | 0:15:36 | 0:15:39 | |
I'm here to challenge you, to stretch you to your limit. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:42 | |
You have changed Goths, | 0:15:42 | 0:15:44 | |
glamour girls, you've changed punks, and I always like the results. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:48 | |
Challenge accepted but first I need to see what the public think of your look. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:52 | |
Public! Oh! Oh, no, I know what you're going to do! | 0:15:52 | 0:15:56 | |
Run phase one - public analysis. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:58 | |
I asked is she a little bit dim, | 0:15:58 | 0:16:00 | |
-a bright spark, the lights are on but nobody's home. -Oh! | 0:16:00 | 0:16:04 | |
Well, I don't think this, but I know what the public are like, | 0:16:04 | 0:16:09 | |
-so I'm going to say, lights on but nobody is home. -Play. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:13 | |
Lights on but nobody's home. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:14 | |
She doesn't look very attractive. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:17 | |
She has too much of a fake tan. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:18 | |
Nobody's home and the lights are out. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:20 | |
Correct. 65% of the public think the lights are on but nobody is home. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:25 | |
I don't dress like a librarian but what about Carol Vorderman? | 0:16:25 | 0:16:29 | |
Hm... The next question I asked was, would you snog, marry or avoid her? | 0:16:29 | 0:16:34 | |
-I would like to say marry but I am going to go with avoid. -Play. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:41 | |
I would avoid this girl. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:42 | |
I'd probably avoid her cos there is something a bit manly about her. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:46 | |
I would avoid her at all costs. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
Correct the majority of men we asked wanted to avoid you. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:51 | |
-Whatever. -Are you ready for my verdict? | 0:16:51 | 0:16:54 | |
Come on, bring it on. I am ready for you. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:56 | |
You are a fake flushing leopard lady who needs to change her spots. | 0:16:56 | 0:17:00 | |
You will undergo my know your natural self makeunder. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:05 | |
SHE LAUGHS You're mean! | 0:17:05 | 0:17:07 | |
Here is your makeunder menu. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:08 | |
Choose a new eye make-up style - | 0:17:08 | 0:17:10 | |
-natural green, smoky brown, soft shimmer, classic black. -Smoky brown. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:15 | |
Choose a celebrity style. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:17 | |
Jessica Biel, Anne Hathaway, Keira Knightley, Rihanna. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:20 | |
-I am going to go for Rihanna. I bet that surprised you. -Not really. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:26 | |
Before I can process your choices, | 0:17:26 | 0:17:28 | |
I need to you to remove all that slap from your face. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
-I will slap your face if you are not careful. -You will regret that later. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:34 | |
Run phase two - deep cleanse. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
-Please, put on your deep cleanse uniform. -What is that? | 0:17:37 | 0:17:41 | |
-It is for you to put on your head. -What are you doing to me?! | 0:17:41 | 0:17:44 | |
-Just put it on, Aisleyne. -You're being mean to Aisleyne. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:47 | |
Now, remove all your make-up. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:49 | |
No, I am not doing that. I will give you the eyelashes. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:52 | |
Thank you, now get on with the rest. Show me that pad. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:59 | |
-That's disgusting, isn't it? -Yes. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:03 | |
-Well done, Aisleyne. -Thank you. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:05 | |
You are already beginning to look like a natural beauty. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:09 | |
-Are you excited? -I am excited. -Run phase three, the makeunder. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:14 | |
SHE SCREAMS Oh my God! | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
Well. What do you think? | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
I do not know. I am proper gobsmacked. I cannot believe it. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:24 | |
Do you know what? I love the outfit. It is amazing. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:28 | |
Liking your style, Pod. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
-Liking yours, Aisleyne. Pod thinks you look beautiful. -Shush, you. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:34 | |
What do you think of your make-up? | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
I cannot believe it. I can't believe my face. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
It's got hardly any make up on and I can actually bear to look at it. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:42 | |
Told you, you are a natural beauty, Aisleyne. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:45 | |
Pod, you have exceeded yourself. This is exceedingly good. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:48 | |
Yes, it is. Shall we see if the public agree? | 0:18:48 | 0:18:51 | |
Bring it on. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:52 | |
Previously I asked men would you snog, marry or avoid her? | 0:18:52 | 0:18:56 | |
What did they say? | 0:18:56 | 0:18:57 | |
-They said avoid. -Play. | 0:18:57 | 0:18:59 | |
She is not trying to do too much or try too hard. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:01 | |
She is marriage material because she has got a wholesome face. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:04 | |
I would snog her. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:05 | |
60% now want to snog you. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:08 | |
The rest want to marry you. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:11 | |
-40% want to marry me?! -Correct. How do you feel about natural beauty now? | 0:19:11 | 0:19:15 | |
I love natural beauty, my God. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
I do genuinely think it looks better than how I looked before. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:21 | |
-Pod, how do you do this? -Watch and learn, Aisleyne. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:24 | |
Skinny black trousers are a sexy way | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
to cover up and show off your figure without showing too much flesh. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:30 | |
A subtle pink blush on the apple of the cheek gives a healthy glow | 0:19:30 | 0:19:33 | |
and eliminates the need for fake tan. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:35 | |
-So, Aisleyne, will you be keeping this new look? -Yes, I will. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:39 | |
This is going to be me from now on. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
-This is a bit of me and I'm liking it. -Do you promise you will be a natural beauty? -I do promise. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:46 | |
Will you make a Pod promise? | 0:19:46 | 0:19:48 | |
-I make a Pod promise to be a natural beauty. -So, has Pod converted you? | 0:19:48 | 0:19:54 | |
I'm not going to lie. Say it as I see. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
This is a good look for me. I am not going to lie. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:59 | |
-Er... Thank you, Aisleyne. -Thank you so much. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
You've educated me and given me lots more confidence to wear less make-up. It's amazing. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:06 | |
Pod complete. The makeunder has been a complete success. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:09 | |
Goodbye, Aisleyne. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:12 | |
I heart you, Pod. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:13 | |
-What do you think? -Amazing. -Really? -I'm liking it, honey. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:29 | |
-Do you like it? -I love it! | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
I wish I looked that good in a pair of trousers. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:35 | |
Well done. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:39 | |
I thought Aisleyne looked beautiful and she really seemed to like her look, but was she for real? | 0:20:42 | 0:20:46 | |
We'll find out later on. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:48 | |
Now, our Pod isn't the only one who's up for a challenge. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:50 | |
I'm well up for one, too. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
To prove it, I've been testing out some of your beauty tips. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:55 | |
It's Saturday night and you've ran out of shaving foam | 0:20:59 | 0:21:02 | |
for those all-important pins for a big night out. What do you do? | 0:21:02 | 0:21:06 | |
Well, a thrifty friend of mine gave me a tip. Hair conditioner instead of shaving foam. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:10 | |
I'm going to try it out and see if it works. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:12 | |
On Leg A, we have conventional shaving foam. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:15 | |
On Leg B, low-priced hair conditioner. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:17 | |
I will start with Leg A... | 0:21:17 | 0:21:20 | |
Give it a little shave. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:22 | |
Can't believe I'm shaving me legs on telly! | 0:21:22 | 0:21:25 | |
Leg B... | 0:21:26 | 0:21:28 | |
Right. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:31 | |
Now, fingers at the ready... | 0:21:31 | 0:21:34 | |
I can honestly say that the hair conditioner is twice as smooth | 0:21:35 | 0:21:40 | |
and half the price. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:42 | |
So, I think hair conditioner is the way forward. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:45 | |
Remember the beautiful Martha from earlier in the show? | 0:21:48 | 0:21:51 | |
Pod chopped off her very long extensions and gave her a sleek bob. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:54 | |
We're going to catch up with her now and see if she has kept the bob | 0:21:54 | 0:21:58 | |
or gone back to the 20 inch extensions. Martha! | 0:21:58 | 0:22:01 | |
-Hello, lovely! How are you? -How's it going? -Nice to see you. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:06 | |
The extensions have gone. They have not come back. | 0:22:06 | 0:22:09 | |
They've gone permanently. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:10 | |
What reactions have you had off people who know you, | 0:22:10 | 0:22:13 | |
who knew old Martha with the hair extensions and skimpy outfits? | 0:22:13 | 0:22:16 | |
I was surprised. I thought I'd have mixed reactions. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:19 | |
They actually said, "You're really naturally pretty." | 0:22:19 | 0:22:22 | |
-I was like, "Yeah, I told you guys." You know what I mean? -I love her! | 0:22:22 | 0:22:27 | |
What did your boyfriend think of your new look? | 0:22:27 | 0:22:31 | |
My boyfriend absolutely loved it. | 0:22:31 | 0:22:32 | |
He's like, "Wow! I absolutely love your natural look." | 0:22:32 | 0:22:36 | |
You're a make-up artist, aren't you? You work with make-up. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:40 | |
Do you wear less make-up for work now or do you still put lots on? | 0:22:40 | 0:22:43 | |
I don't really put as much make-up on. So, I just keep natural. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:48 | |
What about the outfits? The outfits before were rather skimpy. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:52 | |
-Are you still going out in little, teeny-tiny outfits? -Not really. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:55 | |
I'm still a really girly girl. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:58 | |
Into pink, you know what I mean? But, no, not any more. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:03 | |
-Would you say the whole Pod experience has been enjoyable, been a success? -I reckon, yeah. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:08 | |
My experience with Pod was really successful and I enjoyed it. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:12 | |
-Still fabulous, Martha but a little bit calmer. -Yes, I think so. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:16 | |
Thank you for letting us give you a makeunder. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:19 | |
It's been a huge success and you look beautiful. | 0:23:19 | 0:23:22 | |
So, well done, Pod. Job well done. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:24 | |
Pod's next visitors were two femme fatales whose opinions were as impressive as her curves. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:33 | |
-I am Pod. Who are you? -I am Miss Loula Cherry. | 0:23:37 | 0:23:42 | |
And I'm Lou La La. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:43 | |
Are you a couple of teases? | 0:23:43 | 0:23:45 | |
I do work at many burlesque nights. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:48 | |
And I do burlesque in the bedroom, Pod. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:50 | |
Ooh la la! Can you show Pod your moves? | 0:23:50 | 0:23:54 | |
The best I can do is some pin-up posing for you. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:57 | |
OK, but please, keep it clean. | 0:23:57 | 0:23:59 | |
BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYS | 0:23:59 | 0:24:04 | |
That was very entertaining. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:10 | |
-What do you think of natural beauty? -I adore natural beauty. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:14 | |
Is that teeny, tiny waist of yours natural? | 0:24:14 | 0:24:17 | |
No. When I wear a corset, | 0:24:17 | 0:24:19 | |
I can bring my waist down by five inches to 28. | 0:24:19 | 0:24:23 | |
Hmm. That sounds unnatural to me. | 0:24:23 | 0:24:27 | |
Why have you let someone scribble on you? | 0:24:27 | 0:24:29 | |
-Don't you think they're pretty? -I think they're pretty fake. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:33 | |
What exactly is that on your arm, Lou La La? | 0:24:33 | 0:24:35 | |
-I have a mermaid with her boobies out. -Why? | 0:24:35 | 0:24:37 | |
Because I love mermaids and boobies. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:40 | |
I see. And I suppose Miss Loula Cherry is tattooed too? | 0:24:40 | 0:24:44 | |
I have my stocking seams permanently tattooed to the backs of my legs. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:49 | |
Pod does not understand this inky obsession. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:52 | |
-That's a shame. -Why have you come to see Pod today? | 0:24:52 | 0:24:55 | |
To prove to all women out there that you don't have to go too far | 0:24:55 | 0:24:59 | |
-and that making the most of what you have is just right. -And that you should eat. -Eat, yes. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:05 | |
To remind all women to eat. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:06 | |
In the process, draw pretty pictures on people. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:10 | |
Oh! I thought for a moment we could work together. | 0:25:10 | 0:25:13 | |
But your obsession with inkiness is incompatible with my beauty programme. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:18 | |
So, alas, I must press on alone. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:20 | |
-Oh, Pod! -But since you're clearly in tune with what natural beauty | 0:25:20 | 0:25:23 | |
you have and you fly the flag for curvy girls everywhere, | 0:25:23 | 0:25:27 | |
Pod will not be making you under today. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:29 | |
-Thank you, Pod. -We love you, Pod! Goodbye, ladies. -Goodbye. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:33 | |
We're going to catch up with the lovely Aisleyne now from earlier | 0:25:37 | 0:25:40 | |
who went all indie chick on us. Has she stayed that way? | 0:25:40 | 0:25:44 | |
Let's find out. Aisleyne! | 0:25:44 | 0:25:45 | |
Woo woo! Look at you, sexy girl. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:48 | |
You look beautiful. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:50 | |
-So do you, so do you. -Sit down. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:52 | |
-Tell me about your makeunder experience. -It was amazing. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:56 | |
Pod's a genius, isn't she? She's just so clever. | 0:25:56 | 0:25:58 | |
Last time we met, you had extensions. Have you still got them? | 0:25:58 | 0:26:01 | |
No, they're actually all out. They have gone. Yeah. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:04 | |
-Pod will be very pleased. -Pod's done amazing things for me, babe, seriously. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:09 | |
I've stripped myself bare. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:10 | |
So, do you wear less make-up on a night out as well? | 0:26:10 | 0:26:13 | |
Cos you've got hardly any make-up on just now. | 0:26:13 | 0:26:16 | |
Yeah, I did a whole '40s look that actually ended up | 0:26:16 | 0:26:18 | |
in a certain magazine that usually hate me. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:21 | |
They said that they loved my new look and it was really understated and they loved me. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:25 | |
Have you found more men approaching you? | 0:26:25 | 0:26:27 | |
Yeah, guys are telling me I look amazing | 0:26:27 | 0:26:29 | |
whereas before they would just sort of go, "All right?" | 0:26:29 | 0:26:32 | |
And that was it. So, to be told I look beautiful, was like, "OK". | 0:26:32 | 0:26:37 | |
Maybe I should stick with this. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:39 | |
Have your perceptions of natural beauty changed? | 0:26:39 | 0:26:41 | |
Definitely. For myself, I look in the mirror and I have less | 0:26:41 | 0:26:44 | |
and I can appreciate that it looks OK. | 0:26:44 | 0:26:46 | |
When you were in Pod, | 0:26:46 | 0:26:47 | |
you talked about the possibilities of surgery, Botox. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:50 | |
Would use still consider that, or are you natural beauty now? | 0:26:50 | 0:26:52 | |
I'm not ready for a facelift just yet. | 0:26:52 | 0:26:55 | |
But, I went through a stage of a few months, laughing like... | 0:26:55 | 0:26:58 | |
So you didn't get wrinkles? | 0:27:00 | 0:27:02 | |
But then you drag it down to go like... | 0:27:04 | 0:27:07 | |
-But do you still know yourself? -I've always known myself, darling. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:14 | |
It's other people that don't know themselves! | 0:27:14 | 0:27:18 | |
-Do you know yourself more, now? -I know myself-with-less-make-up more now. -So, a huge success for Pod? | 0:27:18 | 0:27:24 | |
I think so. I think Pod's done an amazing job. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:26 | |
Would you like to give a message to Pod? | 0:27:26 | 0:27:28 | |
I love you, Pod. I love you. | 0:27:28 | 0:27:30 | |
I heart you. I heart you. | 0:27:30 | 0:27:33 | |
Well, Pod, I have to say, that was impressive. Two very big successes. | 0:27:36 | 0:27:40 | |
Yes, I am rather brilliant. | 0:27:40 | 0:27:41 | |
-Now you're just boasting. -Well, you said it yourself, Frost. | 0:27:41 | 0:27:45 | |
Two more make-up mad minxes have fallen before Pod. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:48 | |
I think it's time for you to rest your weary lens. | 0:27:48 | 0:27:51 | |
I suppose success can be tiring. | 0:27:51 | 0:27:53 | |
Goodnight, Pod. | 0:27:53 | 0:27:54 | |
-Goodbye, the Frost. -Pod off. | 0:27:54 | 0:27:56 | |
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