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# When I grow up I wanna be famous I wanna be a star

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# I wanna be in movies When I grow up

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# I wanna see the world Drive nice cars

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# I wanna have groupies When I grow up... #

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When it comes to beauty, hair and make-up,

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some girls are faking it and it is time to get real.

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They are mad about make-up, fanatic about false tan - enough is enough.

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They don't need a make over, they need a makeunder

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and this time round celebrities are no exception.

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Welcome to the natural world of the makeunder.

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This is Pod.

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Your personal overhaul device.

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-Hello, Pod.

-Hello, Jenny Frost, Pod is very happy to see you.

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-And why might that be?

-Pod is always happy to see you, Frost.

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It's not that you want me to help you on your mission?

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We do have a lot of work to do, transforming

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a nation of slap addicts into stunning natural beauties.

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We'd best get on with it then.

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Coming up on tonight's show, Pod gets a rather glamorous Italian Job.

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I do not idolise anybody, I only idolise myself.

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I'm totally in love with myself.

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Aisleyne has a hard time saying bye bye to the bling...

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I absolutely, 100% totally adore fakery.

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..and Pod takes in a show.

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It is not just a way of dress, it's an attitude.

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Tonight, two girls and a pair of burlesque babes

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will experience the magic of a makeunder.

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-Are you ready for our first girl?

-I am. Who have you got for me, Frost?

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-First up it is Martha - an Italian with a passion for...herself really.

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I am really sexy and I have got great style and I am totally beautiful.

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# Could you be

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# The most beautiful girl in the world...? #

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I am funny. I'm intelligent.

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I do not think there is another woman in the world

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who gets as much attention as I do.

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I am a make-up artist. I work in Selfridges on the beauty counter.

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# Someone help me It's not healthy... #

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I think Londoners look like tramps.

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Most of them don't care, they wear the same jeans for their entire lives. I think they look disgusting.

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# SOS Please someone help me

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# It's not healthy... # This - I wear it like that.

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These are my stripper shoes. They are a bit slutty but I like them.

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She wears whatever she wants and she thinks that whatever she thinks

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she looks good in, she doesn't care what people say.

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# Oo-ah just a little bit

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# Oo-ah a little bit more... #

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I've got a little skirt I have got to cover my little bum.

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My little hot pants. I am tiny so I wear tiny things.

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Some more eyeliner...

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More eyeliner for me.

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You think these lashes are big, check out these ones!

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I am going to wear them tonight.

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It takes me about two and a half hours to get ready every night.

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So I'm ready to go out.

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My boyfriend gets a bit concerned sometimes, you know what I mean,

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when I get too many men coming up to me.

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I do not idolise anybody. I only idolise myself.

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I'm totally in love with myself and I totally do what I want to do. Do you know what I mean?

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# Just a little bit... #

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-Hello, beautiful Martha.

-Hi.

-Are you addicted to make-up?

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I absolutely love make-up.

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I cannot live without it. I love it, love it.

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When you go out, you must get a lot of attention.

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We walked in here today and every man was just like eyes on you.

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To be honest with you I can't even notice it any more since it's happening to me every single day,

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so I don't notice it any more but I guess I get a lot of attention.

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So are you nervous or excited about meeting Pod?

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I think a bit of both but definitely more excited

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because I am looking forward to seeing myself as a natural beauty.

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I wish you good luck in Pod, beautiful, but you're going to be fabulous with or without make-up

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because as you know, you are beautiful.

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I am Pod, the personal overhaul device.

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Hi, Pod.

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Martha, who is the most fabulous person you know?

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-Me!

-Are you a fabulous swimmer?

-No.

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-Then why are you wearing a swimming costume?

-Because it's hot. It looks hot.

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Hm, Pod computes it looks cold.

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What do you do for a living?

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-I am a make-up artist.

-Really?

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Yeah, I make ugly people look beautiful.

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In the circus?

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No, everywhere, Pod. Cheeky.

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Do you have a style icon?

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No. I do not look up to anybody. I love who I am.

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Pod loves that Martha loves Martha but why have you come for a makeunder?

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Because I want to prove that everybody who says, "She is pretty with all her make-up on

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"but you do not know how she looks without make-up."

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I want to show those people how I look without make-up.

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Pod can help you do that but before I do I need to find out

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what the public think about your current look.

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Run phase one, public analysis.

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I asked does she look like a...

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I definitely look like a beauty queen

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but I do not know what the public will say.

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-Play.

-I would have to go with drag-queen, I am sorry.

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Drag-queen, what she is wearing is horrendous.

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She looks a bit too manly for me.

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Incorrect. 90% of the public think you look like a drag queen.

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-That's bad.

-I also asked would you want to snog, marry or avoid her?

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-Probably it would be snog because I have nice lips.

-Play.

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Avoid her.

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-Avoid.

-Avoid her at all cost.

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No, that is depressing.

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-The majority of people that we asked wanted to avoid you.

-OK.

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-Are you ready for my verdict?

-OK.

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Martha, you are a stripper drag-queen in training

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and you will undergo my Arthur to Martha makeunder.

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Whatever.

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Here is you makeunder menu. Choose a new Hairstyle.

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Choppy bob with fringe, pixie crop, sleek bob, long and wavy.

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That one - I think sleek bob.

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Choose a celebrity style.

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Kate Winslet, Rachel Bilson, Alexa Chung, Keira Knightley.

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Keira.

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-Why Keira Knightley?

-Because I have got her eyes, right.

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-That is what my mum says.

-Have you got her pout?

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I think I have got a better pout.

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-Hm, Martha?

-Yes, Pod.

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Pod only understands natural beauty.

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-Before I can transform you, I need you to remove all that slap from your face.

-OK.

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-Are you ready?

-Yes.

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Run Phase two, deep cleanse.

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I feel cosy.

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Don't get too cosy, it is time to remove the slap.

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Show me the state of that wipe.

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Looks like that.

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-Do you think that is a lot of make-up?

-Mm-hm.

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Now let's have those lashes.

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-I love my lashes.

-Keep going, Martha.

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I suppose Pod will have to take care of those tide marks.

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-How do you feel after your deep cleanse?

-Cute.

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Pod agrees. You look very cute.

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Are you excited to meet the new you?

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Yeah!

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Run phase three - the makeunder.

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Wow! I love it.

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-What do you love?

-I just love my face.

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I've got really nice face features, don't you think, Pod?

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Pod agrees. This hair length frames your beautiful delicate features.

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I look like a flower.

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Flowers are naturally beautiful and now, so are you.

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My face looks stunning.

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Before, the public thought you looked like a drag queen.

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-I'm Martha, not Arthur.

-What do you think they will say now?

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-They will say I look stunning. Because I do.

-Shall we find out?

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-Yes, I am so excited!

-Play.

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Beauty queen, natural... naturality is the way forward.

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More a beauty queen than a drag queen or the actual Queen.

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She looks like a really naturally beautiful girl.

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She looks like a beauty queen.

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Now, 100% of the people we asked think you look like a beauty queen.

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Aw, sweet!

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I also asked would you like to snog, marry or avoid her.

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Let us see what they say now. Play.

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Snog. She looks very nice,

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she has nice clothes on and she does not look too false.

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I would snog her because she looks a very classy girl.

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I would definitely snog her. I think she has quite a natural look.

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100% of the public would now like to snog you.

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I'm really emotional. I feel like I'm gonna cry.

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-I am not going to cry, don't worry.

-Pod is happy Martha is happy.

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Here is your natural beauty data.

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Subtle chocolate slices can give texture and movement

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to this iconic shape.

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Use strong dual colours for a young sophisticated style.

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Martha, do you still love yourself as a natural beauty?

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Yeah, definitely do.

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Do you promise to keep this new look?

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Yes, I promise, Pod. I'll stay like this.

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I just love the look. Thanks, Pod.

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You are welcome. Natural beauty has been restored. Goodbye, Martha.

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Goodbye, Pod.

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MUSIC: "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt

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Oh, Martha!

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I love it!

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On my God, turn around.

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She looks great. She looks really, really nice.

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When I saw her coming round from the corner,

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I really loved the way she looked.

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She looked like a little cute girl

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-that I had known her from before. Do like it?

-I love it.

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Oh, that looks really, really nice. I love it. Give me a hug!

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I agree with Martha, she really did look beautiful

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but has she been converted? We will find out later on.

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Some of you out there could do with being converted yourself

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before beauty really does become the beast.

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Lots of blusher.

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You don't go out without blusher. You have got to have the cheekbones.

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Even if you haven't got them you can with blusher.

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If you are natural, then you look minging!

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Lots of glitter, lots of sparkle.

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The more bling the better.

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Vaseline. When you take your make up off,

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put Vaseline under the eyelash, that makes them grow.

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If you have confidence you can always look sexy. No matter what.

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To be honest, I like the fake look and I think natural is overrated.

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The girls here are just way too fake.

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Next up is a very feisty female you may recognise.

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She is definitely going to give Pod as good as she gets.

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You better know yourself, little girl.

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She is the ghetto superstar who made it big on Big Brother seven.

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She is the queen of bling but she is down with the street.

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It is Aisleyne.

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Hi, my name is Aisleyne and I am all about glamour, glitz and bling.

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# I ain't saying she's a gold digger

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# She ain't messin'... #

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I am bling. I have got to admit it. I can't help it.

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I love diamonds. Bling.

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Give me it all.

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Botox, eyebrow tattooing, manicures, pedicures...

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Get that Croydon facelift going on...

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I do spend a lot of money on clothes.

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If you want your dress to be show-stopping

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it's gotta show lots of leg or chest.

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# Get down, get down... #

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I love leopard print.

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# Jungle boogie... #

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Do you love it? Maybe I was a tiger in a past life.

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Thank God for make-up. I say it every morning when I put it on.

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Thank God for make-up!

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# I love it... #

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I'd never ever, ever, ever

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be out without make-up.

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Are you crazy? I would never ever do that.

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I absolutely, 100% totally adore fakery.

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If you can't do it, fake it.

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I think it would be good for people to see her

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without that much make up with, you know,

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clothes that aren't so glamorous and she will still look good.

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I would never change. Never. Never gonna change.

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See you later.

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Aisleyne, time is drawing near.

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-Are you nervous about going into Pod?

-Extremely nervous.

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What one thing do you think Pod will pick on you for?

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One?! I think there will be 1,000 things to pick on.

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I know she is going to take my eyelashes off,

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I know she's going to do it.

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Are you psyching yourself up for it?

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I am! It is like going into the ring.

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I need to have a mental agility to deal with this.

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I am going to be horrified.

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I think you'll give as good as you get.

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Probably, if she gets cheeky, I won't be able to control myself. I'll get cheeky back.

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Aisleyne, it's a pleasure to meet you, darling.

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I can't wait to see the fire works with you and Pod and good luck.

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I am Pod. Who are you?

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I'm Aisleyne. My God, you just scared the life out of me.

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You are pretty terrifying yourself.

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-Were you dragged through a jungle hedge backwards?

-You are a swine.

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No, I am the world's one and only makeunder computer, sent to rid the world of fakery.

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Oh! Fakery is amazing. How could you possibly want to get rid of fake?

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That is why you are my next project.

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Pod to wishes to know, how fake are you?

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Inside, I am really real but I do have a lot of fake stuff.

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I have fake hair and I wear lots of make-up and I have had eyebrow tattooing and I have had a boob job.

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According to my beauty files, you have also had Botox.

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Yes, I have had Botox, yeah.

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With so much fakery, do you still know yourself?

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I do know myself.

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-Do you know yourself, Pod?

-Yes, unlike yourself, I am real.

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-Bravo, bravo.

-My files have found a girl who was very real and very pretty.

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What happened to her, Aisleyne?

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-Did you swap her for a bag of bling?

-You are being mean.

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But why, when you are so naturally pretty, do you wear all that slap?

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Because it makes me look better.

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-Are you stupid?

-Be careful, Aisleyne, you don't want to make Pod angry.

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-Well, ask a silly question, you'll get a silly answer.

-What is so wrong with natural beauty?

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There is nothing wrong with natural beauty but I don't have it.

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Pod completely disagrees.

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-Really?

-Yes, underneath all that slap is a stunning natural beauty.

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-Love you. All these compliments, it is all going to my head.

-Aisleyne?

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-Yeah?

-Who is your style icon?

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I love Mariah Carey. Oh, God, I get palpitations when I think about her.

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-She is amazing.

-Accessing Mariah Carey...

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Scary Carey is famous for her ability to hit a high C.

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What people don't know is that she is actually screaming

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-for a decent stylist.

-That's just... That's rude.

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So is baring your breasts. But my files show that is something you do not have a problem with.

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Why have you come to Pod for a makeunder?

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I'm here to challenge you, to stretch you to your limit.

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You have changed Goths,

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glamour girls, you've changed punks, and I always like the results.

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Challenge accepted but first I need to see what the public think of your look.

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Public! Oh! Oh, no, I know what you're going to do!

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Run phase one - public analysis.

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I asked is she a little bit dim,

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-a bright spark, the lights are on but nobody's home.

-Oh!

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Well, I don't think this, but I know what the public are like,

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-so I'm going to say, lights on but nobody is home.

-Play.

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Lights on but nobody's home.

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She doesn't look very attractive.

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She has too much of a fake tan.

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Nobody's home and the lights are out.

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Correct. 65% of the public think the lights are on but nobody is home.

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I don't dress like a librarian but what about Carol Vorderman?

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Hm... The next question I asked was, would you snog, marry or avoid her?

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-I would like to say marry but I am going to go with avoid.

-Play.

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I would avoid this girl.

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I'd probably avoid her cos there is something a bit manly about her.

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I would avoid her at all costs.

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Correct the majority of men we asked wanted to avoid you.

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-Whatever.

-Are you ready for my verdict?

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Come on, bring it on. I am ready for you.

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You are a fake flushing leopard lady who needs to change her spots.

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You will undergo my know your natural self makeunder.

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SHE LAUGHS You're mean!

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Here is your makeunder menu.

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Choose a new eye make-up style -

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-natural green, smoky brown, soft shimmer, classic black.

-Smoky brown.

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Choose a celebrity style.

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Jessica Biel, Anne Hathaway, Keira Knightley, Rihanna.

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-I am going to go for Rihanna. I bet that surprised you.

-Not really.

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Before I can process your choices,

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I need to you to remove all that slap from your face.

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-I will slap your face if you are not careful.

-You will regret that later.

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Run phase two - deep cleanse.

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-Please, put on your deep cleanse uniform.

-What is that?

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-It is for you to put on your head.

-What are you doing to me?!

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-Just put it on, Aisleyne.

-You're being mean to Aisleyne.

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Now, remove all your make-up.

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No, I am not doing that. I will give you the eyelashes.

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Thank you, now get on with the rest. Show me that pad.

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-That's disgusting, isn't it?

-Yes.

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-Well done, Aisleyne.

-Thank you.

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You are already beginning to look like a natural beauty.

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-Are you excited?

-I am excited.

-Run phase three, the makeunder.

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SHE SCREAMS Oh my God!

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Well. What do you think?

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I do not know. I am proper gobsmacked. I cannot believe it.

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Do you know what? I love the outfit. It is amazing.

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Liking your style, Pod.

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-Liking yours, Aisleyne. Pod thinks you look beautiful.

-Shush, you.

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What do you think of your make-up?

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I cannot believe it. I can't believe my face.

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It's got hardly any make up on and I can actually bear to look at it.

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Told you, you are a natural beauty, Aisleyne.

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Pod, you have exceeded yourself. This is exceedingly good.

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Yes, it is. Shall we see if the public agree?

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Bring it on.

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Previously I asked men would you snog, marry or avoid her?

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What did they say?

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-They said avoid.

-Play.

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She is not trying to do too much or try too hard.

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She is marriage material because she has got a wholesome face.

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I would snog her.

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60% now want to snog you.

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The rest want to marry you.

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-40% want to marry me?!

-Correct. How do you feel about natural beauty now?

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I love natural beauty, my God.

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I do genuinely think it looks better than how I looked before.

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-Pod, how do you do this?

-Watch and learn, Aisleyne.

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Skinny black trousers are a sexy way

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to cover up and show off your figure without showing too much flesh.

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A subtle pink blush on the apple of the cheek gives a healthy glow

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and eliminates the need for fake tan.

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-So, Aisleyne, will you be keeping this new look?

-Yes, I will.

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This is going to be me from now on.

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-This is a bit of me and I'm liking it.

-Do you promise you will be a natural beauty?

-I do promise.

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Will you make a Pod promise?

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-I make a Pod promise to be a natural beauty.

-So, has Pod converted you?

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I'm not going to lie. Say it as I see.

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This is a good look for me. I am not going to lie.

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-Er... Thank you, Aisleyne.

-Thank you so much.

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You've educated me and given me lots more confidence to wear less make-up. It's amazing.

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Pod complete. The makeunder has been a complete success.

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Goodbye, Aisleyne.

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I heart you, Pod.

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-What do you think?

-Amazing.

-Really?

-I'm liking it, honey.

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-Do you like it?

-I love it!

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I wish I looked that good in a pair of trousers.

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Well done.

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I thought Aisleyne looked beautiful and she really seemed to like her look, but was she for real?

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We'll find out later on.

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Now, our Pod isn't the only one who's up for a challenge.

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I'm well up for one, too.

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To prove it, I've been testing out some of your beauty tips.

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It's Saturday night and you've ran out of shaving foam

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for those all-important pins for a big night out. What do you do?

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Well, a thrifty friend of mine gave me a tip. Hair conditioner instead of shaving foam.

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I'm going to try it out and see if it works.

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On Leg A, we have conventional shaving foam.

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On Leg B, low-priced hair conditioner.

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I will start with Leg A...

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Give it a little shave.

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Can't believe I'm shaving me legs on telly!

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Leg B...

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Right.

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Now, fingers at the ready...

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I can honestly say that the hair conditioner is twice as smooth

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and half the price.

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So, I think hair conditioner is the way forward.

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Remember the beautiful Martha from earlier in the show?

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Pod chopped off her very long extensions and gave her a sleek bob.

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We're going to catch up with her now and see if she has kept the bob

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or gone back to the 20 inch extensions. Martha!

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-Hello, lovely! How are you?

-How's it going?

-Nice to see you.

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The extensions have gone. They have not come back.

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They've gone permanently.

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What reactions have you had off people who know you,

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who knew old Martha with the hair extensions and skimpy outfits?

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I was surprised. I thought I'd have mixed reactions.

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They actually said, "You're really naturally pretty."

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-I was like, "Yeah, I told you guys." You know what I mean?

-I love her!

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What did your boyfriend think of your new look?

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My boyfriend absolutely loved it.

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He's like, "Wow! I absolutely love your natural look."

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You're a make-up artist, aren't you? You work with make-up.

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Do you wear less make-up for work now or do you still put lots on?

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I don't really put as much make-up on. So, I just keep natural.

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What about the outfits? The outfits before were rather skimpy.

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-Are you still going out in little, teeny-tiny outfits?

-Not really.

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I'm still a really girly girl.

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Into pink, you know what I mean? But, no, not any more.

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-Would you say the whole Pod experience has been enjoyable, been a success?

-I reckon, yeah.

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My experience with Pod was really successful and I enjoyed it.

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-Still fabulous, Martha but a little bit calmer.

-Yes, I think so.

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Thank you for letting us give you a makeunder.

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It's been a huge success and you look beautiful.

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So, well done, Pod. Job well done.

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Pod's next visitors were two femme fatales whose opinions were as impressive as her curves.

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-I am Pod. Who are you?

-I am Miss Loula Cherry.

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And I'm Lou La La.

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Are you a couple of teases?

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I do work at many burlesque nights.

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And I do burlesque in the bedroom, Pod.

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Ooh la la! Can you show Pod your moves?

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The best I can do is some pin-up posing for you.

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OK, but please, keep it clean.

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BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYS

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That was very entertaining.

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-What do you think of natural beauty?

-I adore natural beauty.

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Is that teeny, tiny waist of yours natural?

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No. When I wear a corset,

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I can bring my waist down by five inches to 28.

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Hmm. That sounds unnatural to me.

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Why have you let someone scribble on you?

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-Don't you think they're pretty?

-I think they're pretty fake.

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What exactly is that on your arm, Lou La La?

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-I have a mermaid with her boobies out.

-Why?

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Because I love mermaids and boobies.

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I see. And I suppose Miss Loula Cherry is tattooed too?

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I have my stocking seams permanently tattooed to the backs of my legs.

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Pod does not understand this inky obsession.

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-That's a shame.

-Why have you come to see Pod today?

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To prove to all women out there that you don't have to go too far

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-and that making the most of what you have is just right.

-And that you should eat.

-Eat, yes.

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To remind all women to eat.

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In the process, draw pretty pictures on people.

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Oh! I thought for a moment we could work together.

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But your obsession with inkiness is incompatible with my beauty programme.

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So, alas, I must press on alone.

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-Oh, Pod!

-But since you're clearly in tune with what natural beauty

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you have and you fly the flag for curvy girls everywhere,

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Pod will not be making you under today.

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-Thank you, Pod.

-We love you, Pod! Goodbye, ladies.

-Goodbye.

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We're going to catch up with the lovely Aisleyne now from earlier

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who went all indie chick on us. Has she stayed that way?

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Let's find out. Aisleyne!

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Woo woo! Look at you, sexy girl.

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You look beautiful.

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-So do you, so do you.

-Sit down.

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-Tell me about your makeunder experience.

-It was amazing.

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Pod's a genius, isn't she? She's just so clever.

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Last time we met, you had extensions. Have you still got them?

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No, they're actually all out. They have gone. Yeah.

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-Pod will be very pleased.

-Pod's done amazing things for me, babe, seriously.

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I've stripped myself bare.

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So, do you wear less make-up on a night out as well?

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Cos you've got hardly any make-up on just now.

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Yeah, I did a whole '40s look that actually ended up

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in a certain magazine that usually hate me.

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They said that they loved my new look and it was really understated and they loved me.

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Have you found more men approaching you?

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Yeah, guys are telling me I look amazing

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whereas before they would just sort of go, "All right?"

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And that was it. So, to be told I look beautiful, was like, "OK".

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Maybe I should stick with this.

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Have your perceptions of natural beauty changed?

0:26:390:26:41

Definitely. For myself, I look in the mirror and I have less

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and I can appreciate that it looks OK.

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When you were in Pod,

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you talked about the possibilities of surgery, Botox.

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Would use still consider that, or are you natural beauty now?

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I'm not ready for a facelift just yet.

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But, I went through a stage of a few months, laughing like...

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So you didn't get wrinkles?

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But then you drag it down to go like...

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-But do you still know yourself?

-I've always known myself, darling.

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It's other people that don't know themselves!

0:27:140:27:18

-Do you know yourself more, now?

-I know myself-with-less-make-up more now.

-So, a huge success for Pod?

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I think so. I think Pod's done an amazing job.

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Would you like to give a message to Pod?

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I love you, Pod. I love you.

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I heart you. I heart you.

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Well, Pod, I have to say, that was impressive. Two very big successes.

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Yes, I am rather brilliant.

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-Now you're just boasting.

-Well, you said it yourself, Frost.

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Two more make-up mad minxes have fallen before Pod.

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I think it's time for you to rest your weary lens.

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I suppose success can be tiring.

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Goodnight, Pod.

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-Goodbye, the Frost.

-Pod off.

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