Episode 6 Snog Marry Avoid?

# When I grow up I wanna be famous

# I wanna be a star I wanna be in movies

# When I grow up I wanna see the world

# Drive nice cars I wanna have boobies... #

When it comes to our appearance,

most of us are guilty of going a bit OTT sometimes,

too much foundation for that night out,

one too many layers of false tan for that wedding, we've all done it.

But some girls are obsessed with fakery and it just isn't natural.

They're hiding under layers of makeup

and have forgotten the true beauty that lies underneath.

These girls don't need a makeover, they need a make under.

And celebrities are no exception.

Welcome to the marvellous

and sometimes miraculous world of the make under!

This is POD, YOUR personal overhaul device. Hello, POD.

Hello, Jenny Frost, what a very naturally beautiful day.

You sound very cheery today. Are you all right?

I'm looking forward to getting my lens

on the latest batch of makeup mad minxes.

Since you're in such a good mood,

maybe you'll be a tad nicer to the girls today.

-Don't push it, Frost.

-Well, I wish you'd try.

Just get on with it.

Coming up on tonight's show:

POD gets her lens on a pop star who likes to pop out.

I love getting dressed up, I like glitter, sparkles, high heels.

Meets a busty blonde who's getting all the wrong attention.

-I think if you've got it, flaunt it.

-And says ahoy to a cabin boy.

I just like doing stuff a bit different.

Tonight, two girls and a make up mad matey

will experience the magic of a make under.

So, Frost, who have you got for me?

First up is a lovely girl called Michelle

who I think you might recognize.

Excellent, I love a famous face!

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She's the ex-popstar from Liberty X, as famous for her tan as her tunes,

now living in Dublin with her new man.

Her revealing style has made her a regular

on all the worst dressed lists and most recently

she bared her soul and a couple of other things on Big Brother.

It's Michelle Heaton.

I'd rather give up food than beauty products.

I think with pop bands, style is a lot

and we were really lucky, we had really sexy music,

it was a great excuse to dress provocatively.

I'm a girly girl. I am a girly girl.

I am definitely a girly girl.

I like glitter, sparkles.

It's important that you get yourself a great show-stopping dress.

If I didn't feel good, I'd have a crappy night and go home and sulk.

My toes are regularly painted, my nails are gelled.

I have false eyelashes on.

It's not original, it is dyed.

An hour to get ready, let's go.

On a night out, I would start with my eyes.

Dark eye shadow into my sockets,

blending brush, shimmer on top of my brow. My mascara, eyeliner,

painting my eyebrows.

Get the foundation, a lot of powder on,

bronzer on, blusher on. Then the lips.

There you go, that's my routine.

I like girlie dresses. Most girly dresses are short.

I've never climbed out of a cab and deliberately showed my knickers.

Sometimes it's not our fault!

I would love to see her on camera

looking at herself without any make-up on.

-She would be shocked to see herself.

-Ahh!

-I think it would be great.

Good shocked! I think it'd be great.

-Hello, Michelle. How are you?

-Very well.

You've heard about POD's reputation,

are you worried about what she is going to say to you?

I'm worried that POD will pick on the colour of my skin,

even though it's not too bad at the moment.

And maybe my eye make-up, I like heavy eyes.

The outfit you've got on, is that what you'd wear for a night out?

I'm wearing a little red number.

-Woo-woo!

-It's kind of girly and floaty.

-Sparkly, booby.

-Sparkly, booby.

Are you nervous about taking your make-up off on-camera?

I'm a little bit dubious, yes.

I'm excited, though. I think a make under is what I need right now

at this point in my life. Maybe this will be good for me.

Thank you for doing this,

I'm sure you'll love the result of POD's make under.

And I'm gonna wish you good luck. Good luck.

I am POD. Who are you?

-I'm Michelle Heaton.

-This Michelle Heaton?

MUSIC: "Just A Little Bit" by Liberty X

Do you base your style on 'Just A Little Bit'?

SHE LAUGHS

Do the girls like to be just a little bit out?

What are you referring to?

The two scantily clad girls that are popping out to say hello.

-Oh, these girls?

-Yes.

-They're puppies, they're not girls.

-They're small dogs, are they?

Yes, but they're au natural, so we can't be picking on them.

-Do your pets get out often?

-They're not out!

-Well, they're not in!

I'd like to get away from this subject please!

Please describe your style to POD.

-I'm a girly girl.

-Really? You haven't mentioned.

Yeah, I like pretty, floaty things.

Do girly girls always have builders' bums?

That is bum cleavage, that is full on bum crack.

Why have you got your bum bits out?

I didn't quite realise it was showing as much as that,

it is awful, awful.

Did you realise you were showing as much as this?

-Ah, that's not that bad.

-It's not that good.

OK, OK, so the puppies are kind of on show and I'm a little bit orange.

Perhaps it's time you left something to the imagination?

Then you need to help me put them away and still look good.

I shall.

Besides the need for a little modesty why have you come for a make under?

Because I feel like for the past six or seven years I've been stuck

in a girly, frilly trend and I haven't got out of it.

It's definitely time to go from girly girl to womanly woman.

Before you do that, you must face the facts,

it's time for the public analysis part of my programme.

-It's all part of growing up, Michelle.

-I am ready.

I asked people who did not know who you were,

would she steal your heart, steal your razor or steal your wallet?

Oh, my God, I hate this question, you are awful.

Get on with it, Heaton.

I am the answer heart but I'm going to go with razor.

Play.

She'll steal my wallet, I think she likes money.

She'll steal my wallet.

She'll probably steal my wallet.

Just ten per cent of the public said you would steal their heart.

Wow, that's awful.

60% said "steal their wallet."

Oh, my God, cheeky little bastards.

I don't look that bad, do I? Well, obviously I do.

The next question I asked was, do you want to snog, marry or avoid her?

I'm going to have to go with avoid.

-I would probably snog.

-I'd probably kiss her.

-I would avoid this girl.

-OK.

Correct. 45% of the people we asked wanted to avoid you completely.

What emotion are you registering?

Not as bad as I though, but it's still slightly insulting,

well, it's highly insulting.

So, are you ready for my verdict?

-Yes.

-Michelle Heaton,

you are a puppy flaunting girly girl who has

taken the liberty in x-rated outfits that make you look cheap,

and you will undergo my grow up and put them away make under.

-You just, almost you just hurt my heart.

-Your look hurts my lens.

Oooh!

Here is your make under menu.

Chose a new hairstyle:

Short bob, classic waves, pixie crop, sleek sweeping chop.

Classic waves.

Choose a celebrity style:

Kate Winslet, Keira Knightley, Alexa Chung, Jessica Biel.

Ahh... Jessica Biel.

Before I can process your choices

you will need to undergo the second stage of my programme.

-Deep cleanse.

-Ah, I'm really frightened.

-Please put on your make under uniform.

-Oh, Jeez.

Now, remove every last scrap of slap.

Oh, God, really right now?

Get it off, Heaton.

Oh, my good God, I can't believe that you are seeing this,

I don't like you any more.

I am liking you much better without all that slap. How do you feel?

-Naked.

-No, that was your old look.

Urgh, I've got no makeup on on TV.

How are you feeling about meeting the new you?

A bit apprehensive, but it's only natural,

but I'm excited and I'm ready.

Run phase three, the make under.

Oh, my god! I look like the First Lady.

You are the first lady of natural beauty.

Oh, my goodness, I've never had hair like

-this before, it's lovely.

-What about your dress?

I've definitely never worn anything like this

before in my life, but I really like it.

Do you like your makeup?

I think I look pretty, it's like really soft makeup.

Wow, I've hardly got anything on.

How are the puppies feeling?

The puppies are feeling a little bit hidden,

but it's good cos they're in hibernation.

POD would like to show you how to do classy cleavage,

are you ready?

Yes, please. Well done!

What do you think?

The puppies aren't too on show, it's perfect.

POD is nothing less than perfect,

-I will now return you to your other look.

-OK.

What do you think the public will think of it?

I can't imagine anybody thinking

I would nick a wallet dressed like this.

-Shall we find out?

-Yay!

Before, most people we asked thought you would steal their wallet.

-Now the majority of the people we asked said heart.

-Ahhh!

-How does that make you feel?

-It's very nice, spot on.

Before, you weren't happy that so many people wanted to avoid you.

-Let's see if that number has changed.

-Yes, please!

I would snog her because she looks very pretty.

Snog, she looks like she has great personality.

I'd probably make love to her. I think she's quite sexy.

90% now want to snog you.

Yay! Well done, POD, high five!

Right back at you, Heaton.

Here's how I achieved your new look.

Tinted moisturiser is a great way to add colour to the face

without covering it in layers of foundation.

A covered cleavage can still be sexy in a classic dress

that shows your collar bones.

They are amazing tips and well worth following up.

So has POD been successful?

100%, definitely.

Will you be keeping your new, natural look?

-I will keep my natural beauty look, yes. Thumbs up, POD!

-Do you promise?

-I promise.

-Do you make a POD promise?

I swear to make a POD promise that I will stay a natural beauty.

POD computes your makeunder has been a complete success. Goodbye.

Bye!

Well, I have to say, good job POD.

Michelle looked demure and elegant.

A few of you could do with taking a leaf out of Michelle's book -

a little less make-up, and a few more clothes perhaps?

Well, we live in hope!

You've got to be blonde,

you've got to be tanned and you've got to wear a little cute outfit.

Put mascara on and then put glitter over here,

and then just put little black lines here.

Four items - foundation, blusher, mascara, eyeliner.

That's all you need.

Leave loads of conditioner on your hair overnight.

It's dead shiny the next day.

You've got to show the legs. You've got to get it out.

Yes, that's what I call glamour.

Red blusher - I cannot live without it.

-Eyes.

-Eyes.

Lips. Nails!

Use coconut oil on stretch marks and cellulite.

Within 14 days, you'll get tight and stronger skin.

Next into POD was Cassey Ann,

a blonde bunny whose love of fakery was sure to get POD hopping mad.

Hi, I'm Cassey Ann.

I'm currently working in a bar and I live with my mum.

I love glitter, I love my make-up, I love pink and I love my boobs.

I use two different foundations at the same time.

About three different bronzes and powders.

Laser lipliner and lipstick, lip gloss.

As you can see, these are perfectly tanned legs.

All the way round, all nice and brown.

All nice and fake. Fake but proud! SHE GIGGLES

I'd love to be one of the Playboy bunny girls.

I love the way they look, the way they dress, the way they act.

And when they go out, all the attention that they get.

I love this tattoo.

It's pink and it's Playboy and it's just totally me. I love it.

I think if you've got it, flaunt it.

I've been single for a year. I do get a lot of attention when I go out.

Men just stop and dribble.

They don't know where... they do know where to look.

I wouldn't say I use my cleavage as an advantage.

It gets me a lot of free drinks.

The way she dresses can give people the wrong impression.

It seems to get more bizarre.

If there was anything I'd change, it'd be less make-up, more natural.

With Cassey it's just too much, it's scary.

-I am POD, who are you?

-Cassey Ann.

POD would like to know how much fake tan have you slapped on?

-Two and a half bottles.

-Were they litre bottles?

Well, I think that's a bit rude.

Show me your hands, Cassey Ann.

Is that the natural colour of a human's palm?

No, cos when you put it on, the fake tan, it stains your hands.

Why not use a glove?

-Well, I tried scrubbing them, but it don't seem to work.

-Clearly.

What do you think of natural beauty?

It's boring, everybody looks the same.

-So is it better to look like a grubby glitter ball then?

-No.

What exactly makes you stand out from the crowd, Cassey Ann?

My boobs. They're twins - Mary Kate and Ashley.

Hmm, I see. Do you take the twins out often?

Of course. I really love my boobs, POD.

POD is happy you love them but thinks it'd be better and warmer

-for all three of you to cover up occasionally.

-Probably, yeah.

Why have you come to POD for a make under?

Just to see the real me again.

Hopefully it will make me attract the right type of guys.

What type of man is that?

A man that has respect, who's caring and kind,

who doesn't cheat, doesn't lie and that can make me laugh.

-Hmm, you're not asking for much then?

-Yeah!

It's time to see what kind of guys you attract with your current look.

Run phase one.

I asked members of the public does she look like a movie star,

a soap queen or a pantomime dame?

Erm... a movie star.

-Play.

-She probably looks like a soap queen, like a wannabe Wag.

I'm gonna have to go for pantomime dame.

I think she looks like a pantomime dame.

Most people we asked thought you looked like a pantomime dame.

-What's that?

-It's a man in drag.

SHE LAUGHS

-That's not good.

-No it's not.

The next question I asked was, would you snog, marry or avoid this girl?

I think people would say snog.

-Play.

-I'd avoid her. She looks like a stripper.

I'd avoid her. She looks like she's been around the block a bit.

I'd avoid her. She looks quite a bit like a creature of the night.

There's not very many nice people out there, is there?

More than half of the people we asked wanted to avoid you.

-OK.

-POD is here to help, Cassey Ann.

-Are you ready for my verdict?

-Yeah.

You are a tangerine-tinted tantastic twin lover,

-and you will undergo my ditch the tan to get a man make under.

-Yeah.

Here is your make under menu.

Choose a new lipstick colour -

soft plum, coral shimmer, natural balm, gorgeous gloss.

Not natural.

Coral shimmer.

Choose a celebrity style -

Holly Willoughby, Kate Winslet, Scarlett Johansson, Kelly Brook.

-Kelly Brook.

-Thank you, Cassey Ann.

POD can only work with a blank canvas, a well-scrubbed surface.

In other words, it's time for you to remove all of your make-up.

OK, then.

Run phase two.

How are you feeling about removing the slap?

-Horrible.

-Oh dear, and it's about to get worse. Start wiping, Cassey Ann.

Show me that wipe. Do you think that's a lot of makeup?

-No.

-POD computes there is a very pretty girl under all that slap.

Do you believe POD can make you a natural beauty?

I think you can try to, yeah.

Then I will. Run phase three, the make under.

Well?

My make-up! It don't even look like me.

-It looks like a very natural and pretty you.

-It's really different.

-Good different?

-Yeah, I like it.

-POD thinks you look beautiful.

-Aw, thanks.

-What kind of men do you think you'd attract now?

-Probably more intelligent, respectful guys.

-Just like you wanted.

-Shall we find out?

-OK.

Previously the majority of the men we asked wanted to avoid you.

What do you think they'd do now?

-No idea.

-Play...

-I'd snog this girl cos she looks hot.

-Probably snog.

She looks like a very nice girl I would snog.

Now a massive 80% of the men we asked want to snog you,

and the rest want to marry you.

-That's better, isn't it?

-It's good.

-I'm a bit shocked.

-Here's how I achieved your new natural look.

Long hair layered with a fringe adds body and slims the face.

A classic black mini-dress worn with thick tights is a great way to show

off your figure without showing too much flesh.

-Yeah, definitely true.

-So, Cassey Ann,

will you be returning to your trashy tan-hand ways?

I'm going to try and stick out this look for a little while

and see where it gets me.

-Hopefully it will get you a nice new man.

-Maybe.

POD computes the make under has been a complete success.

Yeah, I think you've succeeded.

Correct. Goodbye, Cassey Ann.

Goodbye.

Oh, look at you!

-Do you like it?

-Oh, you look great.

Look at you! I love it, I love it - it's fantastic.

There's not one thing about this transformation that I don't like.

It's great. Look at your hair.

I just can't believe it's you.

You look so different.

This is natural beauty and I'm so, so pleased.

You really look so beautiful and I really love this look so much.

It's so much nicer.

Now then, POD is about to set sail on a very colourful adventure,

in search of a handsome reward. Aa-argh!

-I am POD. Who are you?

-I'm James.

Are you a pirate of the Caribbean?

Yeah, I called Jack Sparrow a lot.

Will you shiver me timbers?

-I'd shiver everyone's timbers.

-Have you got a parrot?

-I don't have a parrot, I do have a dog.

-Is she salty sea dog?

-No.

-You don't sound like a very good pirate to me.

No, no, I'm not a pirate.

I'm just a bloke that likes accessorising.

POD computes you are also a bloke who likes to wear make-up.

-Yeah! That's right.

-Why?

Cos I feel I have very small eyes, so I like eyeliner.

Hmm. Have you made natural beauty walk the plank?

HE LAUGHS You could be right there.

Is your pirate name Cap'n Black Coat?

Very sarcastic, thanks.

What exactly have you got against colour, James?

I'm all up for colour in the world, just not on me.

But what's so great about black?

I just prefer black, I prefer the black and the white.

It's safe, it goes well together.

Hmm, it sounds to POD like you're afraid of colour.

I am afraid of it.

Then perhaps it's time for you to step into the light.

I can't go into the light!

POD computes you're not a very fearless pirate, are you?

Will it help if I put a bit of colour?

-I do, me hearty.

-You reckon?

-Yes.

-I guess I could give it a go.

-Good on you, you jolly Roger!

-Let's find out what the public think of your look.

-OK.

Run phase one.

I asked members of the public would

you want to snog, marry or avoid this boy?

-What do you think they said?

-Mmm.

I don't know, I'd hope "snog"?

Play.

I would avoid him cos he looks like he's trying a bit too hard.

-Snog him?

-Avoid.

-45% did want to snog you.

-Wicked!

But 45% also wanted to avoid you.

Well, you know, you can't appeal to everyone.

I also asked, is he Jack the lad, Captain Jack, Captain Birdseye?

HE LAUGHS

That would have to be Captain Jack Sparrow, wouldn't it really?

I think he's Captain Jack.

-Captain Jack.

-I reckon he looks more Captain Birdseye.

Fair enough.

The majority of the people we asked think you are Captain Birdseye.

Wicked! He was so cool in those adverts.

-Really?

-No!

Are you ready for my verdict, James?

-Yes, POD.

-POD has decided you are a colourphobic barnacle on the face of

natural beauty, and you need my Captain black

to Captain colourful make under.

-I'm worried.

-What are you worried about?

-What you're going to do to me.

I'm afraid it's too late for that.

Run the make under.

Woo!

Wow! This is really nice.

-Wow, that's cool.

-Have you noticed you're wearing colour, James?

-This is good. I like this colour.

-Did you just say you liked colour?

-I like this colour, this works.

-POD thinks you look very handsome.

-Thank you, POD.

-Shall we see if the public agree?

Yeah, go for it, yeah, I'd love to.

Previously the majority of the people we asked wanted to avoid you.

Let's see what they would do now. Play.

Snog. I think he looks very cute and I'm loving the woolly hat.

-Yeah, I'd snog him.

-Yeah, I would.

I'd give him a good kiss. He's got good cheekbones. Nice face.

-Wicked!

-70% now want to snog you, and the rest want to marry you.

Wow!

That's a bit different from the last time.

I'm well pleased with that, well happy.

POD is happy you are happy.

Here's how I achieved you new look.

Don't be afraid of colour.

Muted shades suit most people and still look masculine.

A hat is a great way to add a funky accessory

without looking like you've raided Davey Jones' locker.

Will your fellow pirates would approve of your new colourful look?

Yeah the pirates, they'll get over it.

I can be a cool pirate without looking piratey.

So, James, have you the light?

I may be wearing colours from now on.

Colour makes the world seem brighter.

POD thinks James seems brighter too.

POD, you're full of compliments.

What do you think of natural beauty now, James?

It seems to have worked wonders, so I'm definitely pro-natural beauty.

POD computes this make under has been a complete success.

I love it. I really do.

-Goodbye.

-See you later, POD.

THEY CHEER

Oh, my God! Give us a twirl.

I quite like it.

When you walked round the corner, I thought, blimey!

-Do you like it though?

-Yeah,

-it's good.

-It's more fashionable than just black and white.

-It's an improvement.

-It's a lot more colour.

Do you reckon you can stay with that?

-Yeah, I'll definitely mix it in.

-It looks good, man.

Do you remember Cassey Ann from earlier?

She was addicted to pink and glitter.

And POD took years off her and made her a natural beauty.

Shall we see if she stuck to her natural look?

-Hello, Cassey Ann.

-Hi, Jenny.

-How are you?

-I'm OK.

-What did you think of your makeunder?

It was really, really shocking, really drastic.

But I liked it a lot.

What sort of different guys have been approaching you now?

Guys that don't just have one intention.

Guys that take me more seriously now.

You've got a little twinkle in your eyes.

Is there someone specific that you've met since the makeunder?

Yeah, I've met one particular guy who's really, really nice.

He's a lot different to the sort of guys I used to attract before.

Yeah, he's nice.

How is he different?

He's a bit more intelligent and more caring than other blokes.

What have you taken away from this makeunder experience?

I think it's changed me for the better

in the way I appear to people.

-Just makes me look more like a lady.

-It's been a success, the makeunder.

You've got rid of the glitter, not so much pink,

everything's toned down and you got a new man.

-Would you agree?

-Yeah, definitely.

Now we've all had our fair share of make-up mishaps

and fake tan disasters. But worry no more -

I've been delving into beauty myths to see what really works.

Here comes the science, well sort of!

According to Hollywood actresses, one of them being

Catherine Zeta Jones, the best way to get shiny hair is to pour beer on it.

Normally I just drink the stuff,

but because I love you, I'm going to give it a whirl.

So I've shampooed and conditioned.

Now I'm going to pour this on my hair.

Yes, nice.

Right. Here we go...

Oooh!

I'd better rinse this off. You, out!

Right, let's see if it works.

Right, well that definitely looks more shiny.

But not quite shiny enough to warrant pouring beer on my hair.

I think I'd rather drink it.

Do you remember the lovely James from earlier on?

POD put a splash of colour in his wardrobe, and it looked great.

But has he kept it or gone straight back to black like Captain Jack?

-Let's meet the man himself and find out. Hello, sweetie.

-Hello.

-Yeah, you have colour!

-I do, I've gone for a bit of colour now.

Talk me through the makeunder.

I've gone for the colour,

I've gone for a bit of a grey jacket instead of black.

I've still got me bits in me hair. And a tiny little bit of eyeliner.

-But it's a lot less severe than before.

-A lot less, yeah.

What would I find in your wardrobe now?

-My mum bought me some blue and yellow tops.

-Yeah!

I don't know about the yellow! But I'll wear the blue now and again.

It matches your personality more,

cos the black is so severe and you're such a sweetheart.

-You are a bit more colourful and friendly.

-Thank you.

Would you recommend the makeunder experience to anyone else?

Oh yeah, definitely. I mean,

it can improve your style and look so much in such a short time.

-I definitely would, yeah.

-Have you got a message for POD?

You're lovely to speak to. Thank you for all your tips.

-Enjoy life.

-Yay! Well done, POD.

POD, another triumph for you and natural beauty. They looked gorgeous.

Indeed, Frost, some more natural beauty converts for the cause.

And it seems that you've been a bit of a makeunder matchmaker.

Cassey Ann's got herself a new man.

Well, everyone loves a natural beauty.

-And everybody needs their beauty sleep.

-Very subtle, Frost. Goodnight.

Goodnight, POD. POD off.

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