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-# I should be the face of every fashion magazine!

-Love it!

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# Gonna feel that feeling Gonna lose control tonight! #

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If the idea of no make-up fills you with horror

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and you'd rather go without water than fake tan,

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you're in for a shock, cos on this show we are a fake free zone.

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So put away the slap and hide those hair extensions

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because you, my friends, are about to get a lesson in natural beauty.

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Welcome to the simply fabulous world of the make under.

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-Hello, the PODmeister.

-Good day, Jenny Frost, and may I say you're looking quite lovely.

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Why, thank you, POD, but why can't you be that nice to everybody you meet?

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Because most of the people I meet are make-up crazed and fake obsessed.

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I suppose you do have a point, especially when I know who's coming to see you today.

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That sounds ominous, Frost.

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Prepare yourself, POD, because today you will be taking on five fake fans.

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Bring it on, Frost!

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Coming up on tonight's show: POD meets a feisty northern girl...

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-I like extensions to look like extensions.

-..Has a run-in with some Welsh men...

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This is it, this is the look.

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..and a lairy London lady.

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My look is sexy.

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So come on, then, let me at them.

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First up is the lovely, bubbly Carolyn.

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I'm Carolyn and I'm your tanorexic Scouse Rapunzel.

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My outfits are always, always unique, quirky and glamorous,

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but these clothes would not look anywhere near as good without my tan.

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Instant self-esteem.

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I can never looked dark enough. I look in the mirror and I'm never, ever dark enough. Nice, that, innit?

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I like my make-up to be glamorous, very over-the-top, very unique.

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Now it's the hair.

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I like my hair extra thick, extra long. That's glamour.

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It's more of a fashion, couture kind of look, you know, on the catwalk?

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I like extensions to look like extensions.

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You don't it to look real. You want to be a Barbie doll and they haven't got real hair!

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When I walk into a bar, everyone turns and looks.

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If you were to take POD out on a night out with me, you wouldn't get home until Tuesday.

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I'd say Carolyn attracts scally lads.

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What are you doing on TV? Can't you find a fella?

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I do my look for me. I don't do it for other men, or other girls.

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I'm being who I am, I'm being true to myself.

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-Hello, gorgeous Carolyn.

-Hi.

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Now, first things first, how brown are you?!

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Probably you'd say too brown!

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-POD would say too brown.

-Too brown.

-Talk me through this outfit.

-Love leopard print.

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With the hot pants, the leg warmers, bit of dancewear, and the platforms. You've got to wear the platforms.

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-What is the one thing that you could not live without?

-Tan.

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Could you ever be too brown?

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No-one can ever be too brown. You can never looked too healthy.

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Right, Carolyn, I'll wish you good luck in POD.

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Go in there for Liverpool, girl, and I'll see you on the other side.

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I am POD.

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-Who are you?

-My name's Carolyn.

-Why are you baring your bottom?

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-Because it looks fabulous, that's why!

-It looks rude.

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-It depends what angle you're looking from!

-No, Carolyn.

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Whatever way you look at it, you have no pants and no shame.

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-Well, that's your personal opinion, POD!

-Yes, it is. POD has found a style match.

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Brassy northern blonde wearing lurid leopard-print - Carolyn, are you Bet Lynch?

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No. I wear probably more expensive leopard-print than Bet Lynch wears.

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Hmm, probably, but your skin is the colour of Betty's hotpot.

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-That's called tan, darling.

-It's called grubby fake bake, darling.

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-It might be fake, but it looks better than natural.

-Incorrect.

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-What else is fake about you?

-Everything except my personality.

-Oh, dear. Which bits are fake?

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-Well, that's for me to know and you to find out.

-Let me guess - boobs?

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-Maybe.

-Hair?

-Yes.

-Bit of botox?

-Yes, POD.

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-That is nothing to be proud of, Carolyn.

-I love it!

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-What would you say if I showed you this?

-I would say I was pale.

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Well, I would say you were once very naturally pretty.

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Oh, a complement for once?!

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-Things must be looking up.

-Well, from where I'm looking, the cracks are definitely beginning to show.

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Why have you come to POD for a make under?

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Sometimes I think I may give the wrong impression.

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-It's hard to meet sincere people looking a certain way.

-What kind of men do you meet?

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-The wrong kind.

-Then why do you dress the way you do?

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I'm sure every single feminist would scream, "No, no, no!" looking at me,

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but I like to be noticed.

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Yes, POD doesn't believe women burned their bras in protest

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so that you could parade around in your pants looking for attention.

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Run phase one...

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OK.

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-Are you ready?

-Very much so.

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I asked, "How old is this girl?"

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Please tell me they didn't say 34!

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Tell me what you think.

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I'll say what they think.

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-I think I look 24.

-Play.

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I'd say probably 29 but spent too much time on the sunbeds, maybe 34.

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34, too much tan. She looks like she might be from Essex.

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34. I would have said higher if there was a higher option.

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-They're just being...plain nasty!

-No-one thought you were 24.

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Shut up! Shut up! Are you kidding me?!

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No. A massive 60% cent think you look 34, 10 years older than you actually are.

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-No.

-Yes.

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I tell you what that is, they thought it was a trick question.

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Incorrect.

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I also asked, "Would you snog, marry or avoid this girl?"

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-110% snog.

-Play.

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I'd probably avoid her cos she's got loads of fake tan,

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too much make-up and just looks a bit plastic.

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I'd avoid her - she looks plastic.

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Not into that, man. Just not into it. Wrong.

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-OK.

-I also asked TV's Jeremy Edwards.

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Would you like to know what he said?

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-Go on, enlighten me.

-Play.

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Yeah, I would definitely snog this girl,

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just because I've always had this thing for Bet Lynch from Coronation Street,

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with the leopard print and the barmaid bosoms.

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-We'll see about that!

-Jeremy's liking for brassy barmaids

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was not shared by the 90% of the public who wanted to avoid you.

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-That's a lie.

-POD does not lie, Carolyn.

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-How are you feeling about your public analysis?

-People in glass houses shouldn't throw bricks.

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-I'm sure I'm more articulate and intelligent than they are, a million times over.

-Really?

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-I'm the most intelligent person you've had.

-Your look is not articulating intelligence,

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it is articulating a stupid sense of style.

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-This is obviously a computer that doesn't know style, then.

-Incorrect. Are you ready for my verdict?

-Go on.

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You are a big-boobed, bum-baring Bet Lynch.

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It's high time this leopard changed her spots, so you need my...

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There was a mouthful.

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Choose a new hair colour - chestnut, auburn, chocolate brown, ebony.

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-Chestnut.

-Choose a celebrity style -

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-Kate Moss, Cameron Diaz, Kelly Brook, Blake Lively.

-Blake Lively.

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Run phase two, deep cleanse, and you can start by removing that idiotic insect that's stuck to your face.

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-All right, then.

-Yuck.

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Now please put on your deep-cleanse uniform.

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-You're just trying to make me look stupid.

-I'm trying to make you look better. Now get wiping.

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-I'm going to look ridiculously pale.

-Just show me that wipe.

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You grubby, grubby girl.

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-How are you feeling?

-Horrible.

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But are you ready to feel brilliant?

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I am. I'm ready for my make under.

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Good, then run phase three, the make under.

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Oh, I love it. It's lovely.

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You look beautiful.

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Thank you.

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How do you feel as a natural beauty?

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-I feel like I have to act differently.

-Like a sophisticated lady?

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Of course. I look prettier this way, because you can tell more... I've got more natural beauty.

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-Correct. You said you wanted to meet a more sincere person.

-Yes, POD.

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-Shall we see if that's possible now?

-Yes, go on, then.

-Play.

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I'd definitely snog her, she looks like a fun, bubbly, lively person.

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I'd snog her because she's very natural, pretty girl.

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I would marry her -

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she looks like a nice, sophisticated girl.

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I think that's crazy!

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-Now 50% of the people we asked wanted to snog you.

-Thank you.

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-And the other 50% wanted to marry you.

-Thank you.

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-Sounds like you'll definitely meet someone sincere now.

-Maybe.

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Here is your natural beauty data.

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Keep your foundation the colour of your skin

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and use blusher to add warmth instead of fake tan.

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Sheer fabrics are a good way of revealing what lies beneath for a subtly sexy look.

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-Right.

-What do you think of natural beauty?

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Natural beauty should be given more credit than I gave it beforehand.

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-Even without the tan?

-Even without the tan. You've proved me wrong.

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POD has succeeded in this make under.

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You have exceeded yourself in many ways.

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And you have exceeded yourself with your stunning natural beauty.

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-Thank you, POD.

-Goodbye.

-Goodbye. Mwah!

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-Carolyn, you look weird! Oh, my God! You look so different!

-I know, it's crazy, isn't it?

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Give us a little twirl, then. Let's see it all. Ah, you look lovely.

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I think you look cute. And sexy.

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I feel I should be saying something intelligent.

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Your figure looks gorgeous. She doesn't look like my friend, she looks different.

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Like the way she holds herself.

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Well done!

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I thought Carolyn looked stunning, but will she really give up the tan?

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We'll find out later.

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While we're on the subject,

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a few of you could also do with giving up the false tan, and a couple of other things, too.

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The fake tan, the false lashes, fake nails, big hair, extensions, the lot.

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Fake tan every day because it keeps a natural tan up and it looks brilliant.

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Lots of lip gloss. Make your lips more beautiful.

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Only get clip-on extensions when you're wearing hair extensions.

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Otherwise they ruin your hair and you learn the hard way.

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Next up, POD has her work cut out for her as she tries to give style tips to a bunch of rowdy lads from Wales.

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This is what happens when the POD met the GLC.

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Welcome to the world of the Goldie Lookin' Chain.

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# Guns don't kill people Rappers do

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# Summon the police Woo woo woo! #

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-Yo, I'm Eggsy from GLC.

-Hello, my friends, I'm Rhys.

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Yo, yo, yo, I'm Adam Hussein.

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Yay!

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Our music, a lot of people think it's some sort of gangster rap, but it's not.

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-It's more kind of folk... folk rap.

-Folk orientated.

-Folk hop.

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-Check it out!

-In Goldie Lookin' Chain, people think that we wear tracksuits, but we wear leisurewear.

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Once you put leisurewear on, everybody else wants to get involved.

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Leisurewear is like pyjamas,

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but you can wear it to the pub.

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Mix it up, put it on, if it works, brilliant.

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If it doesn't work, sack it off.

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I've gone for the fingerless leather glove look.

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I feel like 58 quid and 75p, it's amazing.

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This is it, this is the look.

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This is all you need.

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-Kick it!

-Come on, kids!

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-Let's go.

-We're going out tonight to a very posh place called Cardiff.

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# You've got to fight

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# For your right

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# To pa-a-arty! #

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Our fans range from like young kids to old people to criminals...

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-All types.

-You've got everything.

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Goldie Lookin' Chain! GLC!

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-Hello, boys.

-Hello.

-How's it going? You all right? You having a good time?

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I'm having a lovely time in the pub with you. So talk me through the look of GLC.

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75% polyester, something shiny, something you'll sweat in, sport-based, but never do sport.

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That's it, that the vibe.

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This here, you wear it like that, if it gets too sunny you can turn it around and wear it like that.

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-Now, that is wicked!

-This is a look.

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-What is one thing you couldn't live without?

-I wouldn't mind keeping my dignity.

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-Considering I'm wearing a woman's wig...

-Your dignity's gone, I'm afraid.

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That's fine with me, rocking the M-I-C.

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-So how are you feeling about POD?

-Really excited.

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-I like electricity and I like computers.

-It's like a cash machine

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but it gives you clothes not money.

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Right, Goldie Looking Chain, I'll wish you good luck in POD and I'll see you on the other side.

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I am POD.

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-Hello, POD.

-Hiya, POD.

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-Who are you?

-We are Goldie Lookin' Chain's Rhys, Adam and Eggsy.

-Hello.

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-Are you a boy band?

-Yes.

-No.

-No. Technically no.

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-A man band.

-It's a man band.

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-We are men in a man band.

-So do you play music in this man band?

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-Yes.

-Well done, POD.

-We've got a song called Half Man, Half Machine, which you might like.

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-POD, you'd be up for that.

-Do you mean this song?

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# Eggsy's gone too far He thinks he's Robocop

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# He's covered in tinfoil and he's got matching metal socks

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# We tried to sedate him but he BLEEP... #

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That's quite enough of that! POD does not approve of rude rapping.

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Oh...

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If you went to a disco, what type of music would you listen to?

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POD does not go to discos, but personally I've always enjoyed

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the work of those nice young men called Take That.

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# Whenever I'm wrong, just tell me the song and I'll sing it

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# You'll be right and understood

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# Want you back Want you back

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# I want you back for good... # Have you turned yourself off?!

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I do apologise, I'm afraid I got a bit distracted there.

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To be honest, I've had dreams like that.

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I have had dreams where I look like Take That.

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But you appear to have based your look on Jimmy Saville.

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That's what's known as one hell of a look, POD.

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-One hell of a bad look.

-Gutted.

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In POD's name, why do you want to look like a pensioner in polyester?

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Cos it's a look, POD. This is leisurewear, POD.

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-Ultimate fashion.

-That's reversible as well.

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-Don't want to go into it, but that is reversible.

-Yeah.

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If only your ridiculous look was reversible - permanently reversible.

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That's a matter of taste, isn't it?

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It's nice to be important but it's more important to be nice, POD.

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POD is very important and very nice, and knows that somewhere underneath

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those tacky tracksuits are three very handsome young men.

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-Are you saying there's light at the end of the tunnel, POD?

-Yes, Eggsy, I am.

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Oh, wicked. That's wicked.

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Why have you come to POD for a make-under?

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We want you to turn us into the suave sophisticates that you claim you can.

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Oh, don't you worry, I will. But first I need to find out what the public think of your current look.

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Go on, then.

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-Run phase one, public analysis.

-Wooh!

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Yes, POD!

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I asked:

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-Marry us, innit?

-Yeah, I'd say marry. Go on, press marry.

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-Marry!

-Marry! Marry.

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-Play.

-I would avoid them, because they look like chavs.

-Great.

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I would definitely avoid those guys, they look scary to me.

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Definitely avoid, they look the wrong type of people.

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-Not doing too well then, POD.

-No, you're not.

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-100% of the people we asked wanted to avoid you.

-Yay!

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-There we go, eh?

-That's a shame.

-What emotion are you registering?

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I think a lot of women initially are scared by us, but when they get to know us

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-they realise that deep down at heart we are honest, nice, hard-working lads.

-Quite caring.

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And I think some of us actually own cats.

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Perhaps your look is not saying that you are caring, cat-loving members of a man band.

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You've probably hit the nail on the head, there.

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-Are you ready for my verdict?

-Yeah.

-Looking forward to it.

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You are a bunch of silly, shellsuit-wearing wallies

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just dying to break free of your Goldie Looking Chains.

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So you will undergo my:

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POD, can I kiss a woman if I change my clothes?

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Anything is possible with POD.

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Can you electrocute people, POD?

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I can do all kinds of things, Adam. Are you ready for your make-under?

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As long as I don't look like a geography teacher.

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POD knows just the look for a naturally fabulous man band.

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-Are you ready?

-Yeah.

-Let's do it, POD.

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Then GLC, Take That!

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# Cos I-I-I-I-I

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# Need ti-i-i-i-ime... #

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-Hi.

-Well, hello, boys!

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-What do you think?

-Liking it, POD.

-You've done all right, there.

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-Well done, POD.

-What do you think of each other's looks?

-You look nice.

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-Thank you. You look lovely.

-Thanks.

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You look like a farmer!

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You do look like a farmer. But a good-looking farmer.

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A good-looking farmer.

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He's probably got 200 cows.

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-400.

-400.

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This, in farming terms, is 400 cows.

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-That is the look of a man with 400 cows.

-400 cows.

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POD is moo-ved by your handsome new looks.

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Yay!

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-What do you think the public will think?

-If I was judging me, I'd give me one.

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Well, let's find out if anyone else would. Play.

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I would marry them, because I think they look very clean-cut, they look

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very lovely and I think my mum would be happy if I took them home.

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-Nice, nice.

-I would snog, because they look...

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They look like the kind of London boys I go for.

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I'd snog them because they look like they have a lot of money.

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-I've got £2.50.

-40 quid! Cash.

-I've got at least £2.50.

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Well, hey, big spenders, add this up - 70% of the people we asked

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-wanted to snog you, and everyone else wanted to marry you.

-Yay!

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Here's how I achieved your new natural man band look.

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Wear a t-shirt under a jacket for a smart but casual look,

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and a new approach to leisurewear.

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Team skinny trousers with a hat and a waistcoat

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for a modern twist on a classic look.

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So, will you rethink your leisurewear look?

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There's always a place in my heart for leisurewear, but now there's room for...

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-other clothing as well.

-Good. What do you think of natural beauty now?

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-As important as personal hygiene.

-Yeah.

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POD computes this make-under has been a complete success.

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-Thank you, POD.

-Thanks, POD.

-Goodbye, boys.

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-Thanks, POD.

-Safe.

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Now, get your toothbrushes at the ready, guys,

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cos I'm about to show you a top tip that has nothing to do with teeth.

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Most people throw away their old toothbrushes. Not me.

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I like to recycle - they're very handy in the beauty department.

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Not only are they good for grooming eyebrows...

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like this, they're also very good for exfoliating your lips.

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You just get a lip balm,

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put some on quite liberally...

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and gently, softly exfoliate.

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Well, that's worked a treat. No more dry skin.

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Lovely soft, kissable lips, and it didn't cost a penny.

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Mwah!

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So, when we met Caroline, POD had a challenge on her hands

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to turn the tan-obsessed blonde bombshell into a natural beauty.

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Did she succeed? Yes, she did. But has she kept it?

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I don't know. Here she is. Hello.

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-Hi, Jenny.

-How are you?

-I'm fine.

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Blonde!

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-How long did you keep the make-under for?

-About five minutes.

-Do you like the look, though?

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I liked the look, but I don't like the look on me.

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-Although you will notice that my tan is lighter.

-Because of POD?

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That is one of the reasons I toned down my tan slightly, and made my hair slightly darker.

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So, what positives have you taken away?

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The less-is-more kind of philosophy, which is still the tan, still the blonde hair,

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slightly darker blonde hair and slightly lighter tan.

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That sounds like a good compromise, Have you got a message for POD?

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Unfortunately, you can't change my personality, so you can't take all the madness out of the girl.

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Next to face POD is booty-shaking Sherika,

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a girl who just loves her skimpy outfits. POD will be pleased.

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My name is Sherika, and I'm a single girl living in south-west London.

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I am from Jamaica. I am 25 years of age, and my look is sexy.

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I definitely love outrageous wigs.

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With a wig, I can be anyone I want to be. From Rihanna, Posh, Beyonce.

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I love make-up. It's a girl's best friend. This is basically my fake beauty spot.

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It makes me look much more gorgeous.

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Sher can take forever to be ready, even just putting on a thong.

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This outfit is so blingin'.

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Get me sparkly, get me noticed in the dark.

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The kind of person she is doesn't reflect on her clothes,

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she is a friendly, bubbly, lovely person that cares about everyone.

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A make-under will be good for her, so that she can see that she can look beautiful with clothes on.

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There's nothing like a bit of glamour on a dull day.

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Thank you very much. That is me, I love it.

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Glamorous is my thing.

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Can you talk me through this look today?

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-Do you want to see it?

-I think I might have to.

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I'll move my chair back.

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OK. It is like this.

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For once, the Frost is speechless, but one person who won't be speechless is POD.

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I can't wait for POD to see my blingin' bum!

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Right, sweetheart, I'm going to wish you and your blingin' bum good luck in POD.

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I am POD. Who are you?

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My name is Sherika.

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Tell me, Sherika, have you been caught in a fishing net?

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Not really. I'm a sexy lady. It's showing my sexy bum.

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-It shows your bare bum.

-Yes.

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What have you got sprouting out of your scalp?

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My hair is, like, so gold.

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-It is so fake.

-It is blingin'.

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-It is minging.

-You are so rude.

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-What do you think of natural beauty?

-I can't do natural. No.

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Oh, but you can do a skimpy bit of string and layers of slap.

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Yes, cos it gets me more attention and it makes me even more prettier.

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-When was the last time you were a natural beauty, Sherika?

-16.

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Yes, this 16-year-old is very naturally pretty, and very nicely dressed.

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-I don't think so!

-Why not?

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Because revealing, to me, is the thing, is what's in.

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-Well, it's about to be out.

-Oh, no, you can't do that.

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Oh yes I can. Why have you come to POD for a make-under?

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So people can take me more seriously, and I can get, like, a nice bloke, probably a rich one.

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-Like who?

-Usher.

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Do you mean THIS Usher?

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# You make me want to leave the one I'm with

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# Start a new relationship wit' you

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Sherika. SHERIKA!

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Stop that bottom wiggling at once!

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Perhaps you would have more luck attracting a man like Usher if you were a natural beauty.

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Wow, that's my dream.

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-Well, shall we see if we can make it a reality?

-Yes!

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Run phase one, public analysis.

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-I asked the public, would you snog, marry or avoid this girl?

-Avoid.

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Play.

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I would avoid her because she is just a bit too much.

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-Avoid her, definitely.

-I'd avoid her, she looks way too tarty.

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Oh, that's not nice.

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I also asked Big Brother winner Brian Belo.

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-Would you like to know what he said?

-Yes.

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-Play.

-I would want to avoid Sherika, she's well scary looking.

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She's just scary. Everything about her is scary.

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He's the scary one, I am the sexy one!

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Well, 85% of the people we asked agreed with him, and wanted to avoid you.

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-Oh, no! No!

-Yes!

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Yes! Are you ready for my verdict?

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-I'm so ready.

-Sherika.

-Yes.

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You are a flesh-flaunting fishnet nightmare, and it's time to "usher" in a whole new you,

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so you will undergo my truly terrible to truly beautiful make-under.

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Wow. I'd like to see that.

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Then say goodbye to the old Sherika.

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Bye!

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No, wait, Sherika! Come back!

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-I haven't done anything yet.

-Pardon?

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Stay right where you are, and don't move a muscle.

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-Are you ready?

-Yes. Good to go.

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Run the make-under.

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It looks amazing!

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You look truly beautiful, Sherika.

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I quite think so, as well.

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What do you like the most?

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I like the hair, the outfit.

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It's so lovely.

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-And so are you.

-Thank you.

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What do you think the public will think of the new you?

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-I think they will probably want to snog me.

-Shall we find out?

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-Definitely.

-Play.

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Snog. Very good-looking girl.

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Attractive girl, looks after herself.

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Definitely be worth a snog.

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She looks like the kind of girl I could take home to my mother,

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so yeah, I think marry.

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Phew! That's quite gorgeous.

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And so are you. 60% now want to snog you, and everyone else wanted to marry you.

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-That's lovely news.

-Here's how I achieved your new, gorgeous look.

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Using less product in your hair creates a more natural, softer curl,

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which complements your pretty features.

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A slashed shoulder dress is subtly suggestive,

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and is an elegant style that leaves more to the imagination.

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-I love that.

-POD could definitely see you on the arm of a man like Usher now.

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-I'll have to keep this look, then.

-POD is glad to hear you say that, because you look lovely.

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-Thank you, POD.

-Goodbye, Sherika.

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Goodbye.

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Oh, my God!

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You look so sophisticated, oh, my God!

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She is wearing clothes, I am so happy for her!

0:27:070:27:10

Guys will actually respect her now.

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And she will probably get a date, which would be amazing.

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-You have to keep this look, definitely.

-I will. I so will.

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-Cheers. To the new Sherika.

-Thank you, POD.

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Well, POD, I have to say I am humbled by your make-under genius.

0:27:290:27:32

Goldie Lookin' Chain were hardly recognisable.

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Yes, that was rather good, wasn't it?

0:27:350:27:37

Yes, POD, it was, and Caroline and Sherika look stunning too.

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-You're on fire today.

-That's very nice of you to say so, Frost.

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But if you don't mind, I think I would like to get some rest now.

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Aw, did that take it out of you today?

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SNORES

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POD?

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POD? Sssh. POD off.

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