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-# I should be the face of every fashion magazine! -Love it! | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
# Gonna feel that feeling Gonna lose control tonight! # | 0:00:05 | 0:00:11 | |
If the idea of no make-up fills you with horror | 0:00:13 | 0:00:15 | |
and you'd rather go without water than fake tan, | 0:00:15 | 0:00:18 | |
you're in for a shock, cos on this show we are a fake free zone. | 0:00:18 | 0:00:21 | |
So put away the slap and hide those hair extensions | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
because you, my friends, are about to get a lesson in natural beauty. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:28 | |
Welcome to the simply fabulous world of the make under. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:31 | |
-Hello, the PODmeister. -Good day, Jenny Frost, and may I say you're looking quite lovely. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:47 | |
Why, thank you, POD, but why can't you be that nice to everybody you meet? | 0:00:47 | 0:00:51 | |
Because most of the people I meet are make-up crazed and fake obsessed. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:55 | |
I suppose you do have a point, especially when I know who's coming to see you today. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:59 | |
That sounds ominous, Frost. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
Prepare yourself, POD, because today you will be taking on five fake fans. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:05 | |
Bring it on, Frost! | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
Coming up on tonight's show: POD meets a feisty northern girl... | 0:01:07 | 0:01:12 | |
-I like extensions to look like extensions. -..Has a run-in with some Welsh men... | 0:01:12 | 0:01:16 | |
This is it, this is the look. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
..and a lairy London lady. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
My look is sexy. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
So come on, then, let me at them. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
First up is the lovely, bubbly Carolyn. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
I'm Carolyn and I'm your tanorexic Scouse Rapunzel. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:32 | |
My outfits are always, always unique, quirky and glamorous, | 0:01:34 | 0:01:38 | |
but these clothes would not look anywhere near as good without my tan. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:42 | |
Instant self-esteem. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
I can never looked dark enough. I look in the mirror and I'm never, ever dark enough. Nice, that, innit? | 0:01:52 | 0:01:58 | |
I like my make-up to be glamorous, very over-the-top, very unique. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:02 | |
Now it's the hair. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
I like my hair extra thick, extra long. That's glamour. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:07 | |
It's more of a fashion, couture kind of look, you know, on the catwalk? | 0:02:07 | 0:02:11 | |
I like extensions to look like extensions. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
You don't it to look real. You want to be a Barbie doll and they haven't got real hair! | 0:02:14 | 0:02:18 | |
When I walk into a bar, everyone turns and looks. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
If you were to take POD out on a night out with me, you wouldn't get home until Tuesday. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:30 | |
I'd say Carolyn attracts scally lads. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:34 | |
What are you doing on TV? Can't you find a fella? | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
I do my look for me. I don't do it for other men, or other girls. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
I'm being who I am, I'm being true to myself. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
-Hello, gorgeous Carolyn. -Hi. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:47 | |
Now, first things first, how brown are you?! | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
Probably you'd say too brown! | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
-POD would say too brown. -Too brown. -Talk me through this outfit. -Love leopard print. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:57 | |
With the hot pants, the leg warmers, bit of dancewear, and the platforms. You've got to wear the platforms. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:03 | |
-What is the one thing that you could not live without? -Tan. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:08 | |
Could you ever be too brown? | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
No-one can ever be too brown. You can never looked too healthy. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:14 | |
Right, Carolyn, I'll wish you good luck in POD. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
Go in there for Liverpool, girl, and I'll see you on the other side. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:20 | |
I am POD. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
-Who are you? -My name's Carolyn. -Why are you baring your bottom? | 0:03:29 | 0:03:34 | |
-Because it looks fabulous, that's why! -It looks rude. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
-It depends what angle you're looking from! -No, Carolyn. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
Whatever way you look at it, you have no pants and no shame. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
-Well, that's your personal opinion, POD! -Yes, it is. POD has found a style match. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:48 | |
Brassy northern blonde wearing lurid leopard-print - Carolyn, are you Bet Lynch? | 0:03:48 | 0:03:54 | |
No. I wear probably more expensive leopard-print than Bet Lynch wears. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
Hmm, probably, but your skin is the colour of Betty's hotpot. | 0:03:57 | 0:04:02 | |
-That's called tan, darling. -It's called grubby fake bake, darling. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:06 | |
-It might be fake, but it looks better than natural. -Incorrect. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:10 | |
-What else is fake about you? -Everything except my personality. -Oh, dear. Which bits are fake? | 0:04:10 | 0:04:15 | |
-Well, that's for me to know and you to find out. -Let me guess - boobs? | 0:04:15 | 0:04:19 | |
-Maybe. -Hair? -Yes. -Bit of botox? -Yes, POD. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:22 | |
-That is nothing to be proud of, Carolyn. -I love it! | 0:04:22 | 0:04:27 | |
-What would you say if I showed you this? -I would say I was pale. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
Well, I would say you were once very naturally pretty. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
Oh, a complement for once?! | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
-Things must be looking up. -Well, from where I'm looking, the cracks are definitely beginning to show. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:41 | |
Why have you come to POD for a make under? | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
Sometimes I think I may give the wrong impression. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:47 | |
-It's hard to meet sincere people looking a certain way. -What kind of men do you meet? | 0:04:47 | 0:04:51 | |
-The wrong kind. -Then why do you dress the way you do? | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
I'm sure every single feminist would scream, "No, no, no!" looking at me, | 0:04:54 | 0:04:59 | |
but I like to be noticed. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
Yes, POD doesn't believe women burned their bras in protest | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
so that you could parade around in your pants looking for attention. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:08 | |
Run phase one... | 0:05:08 | 0:05:09 | |
OK. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:11 | |
-Are you ready? -Very much so. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
I asked, "How old is this girl?" | 0:05:13 | 0:05:17 | |
Please tell me they didn't say 34! | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
Tell me what you think. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:21 | |
I'll say what they think. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
-I think I look 24. -Play. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
I'd say probably 29 but spent too much time on the sunbeds, maybe 34. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:30 | |
34, too much tan. She looks like she might be from Essex. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
34. I would have said higher if there was a higher option. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
-They're just being...plain nasty! -No-one thought you were 24. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:41 | |
Shut up! Shut up! Are you kidding me?! | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
No. A massive 60% cent think you look 34, 10 years older than you actually are. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:50 | |
-No. -Yes. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:51 | |
I tell you what that is, they thought it was a trick question. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
Incorrect. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
I also asked, "Would you snog, marry or avoid this girl?" | 0:05:56 | 0:06:00 | |
-110% snog. -Play. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:04 | |
I'd probably avoid her cos she's got loads of fake tan, | 0:06:04 | 0:06:07 | |
too much make-up and just looks a bit plastic. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
I'd avoid her - she looks plastic. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:13 | |
Not into that, man. Just not into it. Wrong. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
-OK. -I also asked TV's Jeremy Edwards. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
Would you like to know what he said? | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
-Go on, enlighten me. -Play. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
Yeah, I would definitely snog this girl, | 0:06:23 | 0:06:25 | |
just because I've always had this thing for Bet Lynch from Coronation Street, | 0:06:25 | 0:06:29 | |
with the leopard print and the barmaid bosoms. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
-We'll see about that! -Jeremy's liking for brassy barmaids | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
was not shared by the 90% of the public who wanted to avoid you. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:40 | |
-That's a lie. -POD does not lie, Carolyn. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
-How are you feeling about your public analysis? -People in glass houses shouldn't throw bricks. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:48 | |
-I'm sure I'm more articulate and intelligent than they are, a million times over. -Really? | 0:06:48 | 0:06:53 | |
-I'm the most intelligent person you've had. -Your look is not articulating intelligence, | 0:06:53 | 0:06:57 | |
it is articulating a stupid sense of style. | 0:06:57 | 0:07:01 | |
-This is obviously a computer that doesn't know style, then. -Incorrect. Are you ready for my verdict? -Go on. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:07 | |
You are a big-boobed, bum-baring Bet Lynch. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
It's high time this leopard changed her spots, so you need my... | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
There was a mouthful. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:17 | |
Choose a new hair colour - chestnut, auburn, chocolate brown, ebony. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:22 | |
-Chestnut. -Choose a celebrity style - | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
-Kate Moss, Cameron Diaz, Kelly Brook, Blake Lively. -Blake Lively. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:30 | |
Run phase two, deep cleanse, and you can start by removing that idiotic insect that's stuck to your face. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:36 | |
-All right, then. -Yuck. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:40 | |
Now please put on your deep-cleanse uniform. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
-You're just trying to make me look stupid. -I'm trying to make you look better. Now get wiping. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:47 | |
-I'm going to look ridiculously pale. -Just show me that wipe. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:51 | |
You grubby, grubby girl. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
-How are you feeling? -Horrible. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
But are you ready to feel brilliant? | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
I am. I'm ready for my make under. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
Good, then run phase three, the make under. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
Oh, I love it. It's lovely. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
You look beautiful. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:13 | |
Thank you. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
How do you feel as a natural beauty? | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
-I feel like I have to act differently. -Like a sophisticated lady? | 0:08:17 | 0:08:21 | |
Of course. I look prettier this way, because you can tell more... I've got more natural beauty. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:26 | |
-Correct. You said you wanted to meet a more sincere person. -Yes, POD. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:30 | |
-Shall we see if that's possible now? -Yes, go on, then. -Play. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:34 | |
I'd definitely snog her, she looks like a fun, bubbly, lively person. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
I'd snog her because she's very natural, pretty girl. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
I would marry her - | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
she looks like a nice, sophisticated girl. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
I think that's crazy! | 0:08:44 | 0:08:45 | |
-Now 50% of the people we asked wanted to snog you. -Thank you. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:50 | |
-And the other 50% wanted to marry you. -Thank you. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
-Sounds like you'll definitely meet someone sincere now. -Maybe. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:57 | |
Here is your natural beauty data. | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
Keep your foundation the colour of your skin | 0:08:59 | 0:09:02 | |
and use blusher to add warmth instead of fake tan. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:05 | |
Sheer fabrics are a good way of revealing what lies beneath for a subtly sexy look. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:10 | |
-Right. -What do you think of natural beauty? | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
Natural beauty should be given more credit than I gave it beforehand. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:16 | |
-Even without the tan? -Even without the tan. You've proved me wrong. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:20 | |
POD has succeeded in this make under. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
You have exceeded yourself in many ways. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
And you have exceeded yourself with your stunning natural beauty. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:29 | |
-Thank you, POD. -Goodbye. -Goodbye. Mwah! | 0:09:29 | 0:09:31 | |
-Carolyn, you look weird! Oh, my God! You look so different! -I know, it's crazy, isn't it? | 0:09:37 | 0:09:42 | |
Give us a little twirl, then. Let's see it all. Ah, you look lovely. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:46 | |
I think you look cute. And sexy. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
I feel I should be saying something intelligent. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
Your figure looks gorgeous. She doesn't look like my friend, she looks different. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:56 | |
Like the way she holds herself. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
Well done! | 0:09:58 | 0:09:59 | |
I thought Carolyn looked stunning, but will she really give up the tan? | 0:10:04 | 0:10:08 | |
We'll find out later. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
While we're on the subject, | 0:10:10 | 0:10:11 | |
a few of you could also do with giving up the false tan, and a couple of other things, too. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:16 | |
The fake tan, the false lashes, fake nails, big hair, extensions, the lot. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:23 | |
Fake tan every day because it keeps a natural tan up and it looks brilliant. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:28 | |
Lots of lip gloss. Make your lips more beautiful. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:31 | |
Only get clip-on extensions when you're wearing hair extensions. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:36 | |
Otherwise they ruin your hair and you learn the hard way. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:39 | |
Next up, POD has her work cut out for her as she tries to give style tips to a bunch of rowdy lads from Wales. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:47 | |
This is what happens when the POD met the GLC. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
Welcome to the world of the Goldie Lookin' Chain. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:53 | |
# Guns don't kill people Rappers do | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
# Summon the police Woo woo woo! # | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
-Yo, I'm Eggsy from GLC. -Hello, my friends, I'm Rhys. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:04 | |
Yo, yo, yo, I'm Adam Hussein. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:08 | |
Yay! | 0:11:08 | 0:11:09 | |
Our music, a lot of people think it's some sort of gangster rap, but it's not. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:15 | |
-It's more kind of folk... folk rap. -Folk orientated. -Folk hop. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:19 | |
-Check it out! -In Goldie Lookin' Chain, people think that we wear tracksuits, but we wear leisurewear. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:27 | |
Once you put leisurewear on, everybody else wants to get involved. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:33 | |
Leisurewear is like pyjamas, | 0:11:35 | 0:11:38 | |
but you can wear it to the pub. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
Mix it up, put it on, if it works, brilliant. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
If it doesn't work, sack it off. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
I've gone for the fingerless leather glove look. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
I feel like 58 quid and 75p, it's amazing. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:53 | |
This is it, this is the look. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:54 | |
This is all you need. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:58 | |
-Kick it! -Come on, kids! | 0:11:58 | 0:12:01 | |
-Let's go. -We're going out tonight to a very posh place called Cardiff. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:07 | |
# You've got to fight | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
# For your right | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
# To pa-a-arty! # | 0:12:11 | 0:12:14 | |
Our fans range from like young kids to old people to criminals... | 0:12:14 | 0:12:18 | |
-All types. -You've got everything. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
Goldie Lookin' Chain! GLC! | 0:12:28 | 0:12:33 | |
-Hello, boys. -Hello. -How's it going? You all right? You having a good time? | 0:12:33 | 0:12:38 | |
I'm having a lovely time in the pub with you. So talk me through the look of GLC. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:42 | |
75% polyester, something shiny, something you'll sweat in, sport-based, but never do sport. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:47 | |
That's it, that the vibe. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:48 | |
This here, you wear it like that, if it gets too sunny you can turn it around and wear it like that. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:55 | |
-Now, that is wicked! -This is a look. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:57 | |
-What is one thing you couldn't live without? -I wouldn't mind keeping my dignity. | 0:12:57 | 0:13:01 | |
-Considering I'm wearing a woman's wig... -Your dignity's gone, I'm afraid. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:05 | |
That's fine with me, rocking the M-I-C. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:08 | |
-So how are you feeling about POD? -Really excited. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:10 | |
-I like electricity and I like computers. -It's like a cash machine | 0:13:10 | 0:13:13 | |
but it gives you clothes not money. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:15 | |
Right, Goldie Looking Chain, I'll wish you good luck in POD and I'll see you on the other side. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:20 | |
I am POD. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:30 | |
-Hello, POD. -Hiya, POD. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:33 | |
-Who are you? -We are Goldie Lookin' Chain's Rhys, Adam and Eggsy. -Hello. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:37 | |
-Are you a boy band? -Yes. -No. -No. Technically no. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:42 | |
-A man band. -It's a man band. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:43 | |
-We are men in a man band. -So do you play music in this man band? | 0:13:43 | 0:13:47 | |
-Yes. -Well done, POD. -We've got a song called Half Man, Half Machine, which you might like. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:52 | |
-POD, you'd be up for that. -Do you mean this song? | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
# Eggsy's gone too far He thinks he's Robocop | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
# He's covered in tinfoil and he's got matching metal socks | 0:13:58 | 0:14:00 | |
# We tried to sedate him but he BLEEP... # | 0:14:00 | 0:14:03 | |
That's quite enough of that! POD does not approve of rude rapping. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:06 | |
Oh... | 0:14:06 | 0:14:08 | |
If you went to a disco, what type of music would you listen to? | 0:14:08 | 0:14:11 | |
POD does not go to discos, but personally I've always enjoyed | 0:14:11 | 0:14:14 | |
the work of those nice young men called Take That. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:17 | |
# Whenever I'm wrong, just tell me the song and I'll sing it | 0:14:17 | 0:14:21 | |
# You'll be right and understood | 0:14:21 | 0:14:24 | |
# Want you back Want you back | 0:14:24 | 0:14:27 | |
# I want you back for good... # Have you turned yourself off?! | 0:14:27 | 0:14:31 | |
I do apologise, I'm afraid I got a bit distracted there. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:35 | |
To be honest, I've had dreams like that. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
I have had dreams where I look like Take That. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:39 | |
But you appear to have based your look on Jimmy Saville. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:42 | |
That's what's known as one hell of a look, POD. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
-One hell of a bad look. -Gutted. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
In POD's name, why do you want to look like a pensioner in polyester? | 0:14:46 | 0:14:51 | |
Cos it's a look, POD. This is leisurewear, POD. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:53 | |
-Ultimate fashion. -That's reversible as well. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:56 | |
-Don't want to go into it, but that is reversible. -Yeah. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
If only your ridiculous look was reversible - permanently reversible. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:03 | |
That's a matter of taste, isn't it? | 0:15:03 | 0:15:06 | |
It's nice to be important but it's more important to be nice, POD. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:09 | |
POD is very important and very nice, and knows that somewhere underneath | 0:15:09 | 0:15:13 | |
those tacky tracksuits are three very handsome young men. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:17 | |
-Are you saying there's light at the end of the tunnel, POD? -Yes, Eggsy, I am. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:21 | |
Oh, wicked. That's wicked. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:23 | |
Why have you come to POD for a make-under? | 0:15:23 | 0:15:25 | |
We want you to turn us into the suave sophisticates that you claim you can. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:29 | |
Oh, don't you worry, I will. But first I need to find out what the public think of your current look. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:34 | |
Go on, then. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
-Run phase one, public analysis. -Wooh! | 0:15:36 | 0:15:41 | |
Yes, POD! | 0:15:41 | 0:15:42 | |
I asked: | 0:15:42 | 0:15:43 | |
-Marry us, innit? -Yeah, I'd say marry. Go on, press marry. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:48 | |
-Marry! -Marry! Marry. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:50 | |
-Play. -I would avoid them, because they look like chavs. -Great. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:53 | |
I would definitely avoid those guys, they look scary to me. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:56 | |
Definitely avoid, they look the wrong type of people. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:59 | |
-Not doing too well then, POD. -No, you're not. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
-100% of the people we asked wanted to avoid you. -Yay! | 0:16:01 | 0:16:07 | |
-There we go, eh? -That's a shame. -What emotion are you registering? | 0:16:07 | 0:16:11 | |
I think a lot of women initially are scared by us, but when they get to know us | 0:16:11 | 0:16:15 | |
-they realise that deep down at heart we are honest, nice, hard-working lads. -Quite caring. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:21 | |
And I think some of us actually own cats. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:23 | |
Perhaps your look is not saying that you are caring, cat-loving members of a man band. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:28 | |
You've probably hit the nail on the head, there. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:30 | |
-Are you ready for my verdict? -Yeah. -Looking forward to it. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:33 | |
You are a bunch of silly, shellsuit-wearing wallies | 0:16:33 | 0:16:36 | |
just dying to break free of your Goldie Looking Chains. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:39 | |
So you will undergo my: | 0:16:39 | 0:16:42 | |
POD, can I kiss a woman if I change my clothes? | 0:16:44 | 0:16:46 | |
Anything is possible with POD. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
Can you electrocute people, POD? | 0:16:48 | 0:16:50 | |
I can do all kinds of things, Adam. Are you ready for your make-under? | 0:16:50 | 0:16:55 | |
As long as I don't look like a geography teacher. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:57 | |
POD knows just the look for a naturally fabulous man band. | 0:16:57 | 0:17:00 | |
-Are you ready? -Yeah. -Let's do it, POD. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:03 | |
Then GLC, Take That! | 0:17:03 | 0:17:05 | |
# Cos I-I-I-I-I | 0:17:05 | 0:17:10 | |
# Need ti-i-i-i-ime... # | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
-Hi. -Well, hello, boys! | 0:17:13 | 0:17:17 | |
-What do you think? -Liking it, POD. -You've done all right, there. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:20 | |
-Well done, POD. -What do you think of each other's looks? -You look nice. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
-Thank you. You look lovely. -Thanks. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:26 | |
You look like a farmer! | 0:17:26 | 0:17:28 | |
You do look like a farmer. But a good-looking farmer. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:31 | |
A good-looking farmer. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:32 | |
He's probably got 200 cows. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:35 | |
-400. -400. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:37 | |
This, in farming terms, is 400 cows. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
-That is the look of a man with 400 cows. -400 cows. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:42 | |
POD is moo-ved by your handsome new looks. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:45 | |
Yay! | 0:17:45 | 0:17:48 | |
-What do you think the public will think? -If I was judging me, I'd give me one. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:53 | |
Well, let's find out if anyone else would. Play. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:56 | |
I would marry them, because I think they look very clean-cut, they look | 0:17:56 | 0:18:00 | |
very lovely and I think my mum would be happy if I took them home. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:02 | |
-Nice, nice. -I would snog, because they look... | 0:18:02 | 0:18:06 | |
They look like the kind of London boys I go for. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:08 | |
I'd snog them because they look like they have a lot of money. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:12 | |
-I've got £2.50. -40 quid! Cash. -I've got at least £2.50. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:15 | |
Well, hey, big spenders, add this up - 70% of the people we asked | 0:18:15 | 0:18:20 | |
-wanted to snog you, and everyone else wanted to marry you. -Yay! | 0:18:20 | 0:18:25 | |
Here's how I achieved your new natural man band look. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:28 | |
Wear a t-shirt under a jacket for a smart but casual look, | 0:18:28 | 0:18:32 | |
and a new approach to leisurewear. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:34 | |
Team skinny trousers with a hat and a waistcoat | 0:18:34 | 0:18:37 | |
for a modern twist on a classic look. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:39 | |
So, will you rethink your leisurewear look? | 0:18:39 | 0:18:42 | |
There's always a place in my heart for leisurewear, but now there's room for... | 0:18:42 | 0:18:46 | |
-other clothing as well. -Good. What do you think of natural beauty now? | 0:18:46 | 0:18:50 | |
-As important as personal hygiene. -Yeah. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:53 | |
POD computes this make-under has been a complete success. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:57 | |
-Thank you, POD. -Thanks, POD. -Goodbye, boys. | 0:18:57 | 0:18:59 | |
-Thanks, POD. -Safe. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:03 | |
Now, get your toothbrushes at the ready, guys, | 0:19:05 | 0:19:08 | |
cos I'm about to show you a top tip that has nothing to do with teeth. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:12 | |
Most people throw away their old toothbrushes. Not me. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:17 | |
I like to recycle - they're very handy in the beauty department. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:20 | |
Not only are they good for grooming eyebrows... | 0:19:20 | 0:19:23 | |
like this, they're also very good for exfoliating your lips. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:28 | |
You just get a lip balm, | 0:19:28 | 0:19:30 | |
put some on quite liberally... | 0:19:30 | 0:19:34 | |
and gently, softly exfoliate. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
Well, that's worked a treat. No more dry skin. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:42 | |
Lovely soft, kissable lips, and it didn't cost a penny. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:45 | |
Mwah! | 0:19:45 | 0:19:46 | |
So, when we met Caroline, POD had a challenge on her hands | 0:19:49 | 0:19:52 | |
to turn the tan-obsessed blonde bombshell into a natural beauty. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:55 | |
Did she succeed? Yes, she did. But has she kept it? | 0:19:55 | 0:19:59 | |
I don't know. Here she is. Hello. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:02 | |
-Hi, Jenny. -How are you? -I'm fine. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:05 | |
Blonde! | 0:20:05 | 0:20:06 | |
-How long did you keep the make-under for? -About five minutes. -Do you like the look, though? | 0:20:06 | 0:20:11 | |
I liked the look, but I don't like the look on me. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
-Although you will notice that my tan is lighter. -Because of POD? | 0:20:14 | 0:20:17 | |
That is one of the reasons I toned down my tan slightly, and made my hair slightly darker. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:23 | |
So, what positives have you taken away? | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
The less-is-more kind of philosophy, which is still the tan, still the blonde hair, | 0:20:25 | 0:20:29 | |
slightly darker blonde hair and slightly lighter tan. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:33 | |
That sounds like a good compromise, Have you got a message for POD? | 0:20:33 | 0:20:37 | |
Unfortunately, you can't change my personality, so you can't take all the madness out of the girl. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:43 | |
Next to face POD is booty-shaking Sherika, | 0:20:46 | 0:20:48 | |
a girl who just loves her skimpy outfits. POD will be pleased. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:53 | |
My name is Sherika, and I'm a single girl living in south-west London. | 0:20:55 | 0:21:01 | |
I am from Jamaica. I am 25 years of age, and my look is sexy. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:05 | |
I definitely love outrageous wigs. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:09 | |
With a wig, I can be anyone I want to be. From Rihanna, Posh, Beyonce. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:15 | |
I love make-up. It's a girl's best friend. This is basically my fake beauty spot. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:24 | |
It makes me look much more gorgeous. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:28 | |
Sher can take forever to be ready, even just putting on a thong. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:36 | |
This outfit is so blingin'. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
Get me sparkly, get me noticed in the dark. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:43 | |
The kind of person she is doesn't reflect on her clothes, | 0:21:43 | 0:21:46 | |
she is a friendly, bubbly, lovely person that cares about everyone. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:50 | |
A make-under will be good for her, so that she can see that she can look beautiful with clothes on. | 0:21:59 | 0:22:04 | |
There's nothing like a bit of glamour on a dull day. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:10 | |
Thank you very much. That is me, I love it. | 0:22:10 | 0:22:13 | |
Glamorous is my thing. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
Can you talk me through this look today? | 0:22:15 | 0:22:17 | |
-Do you want to see it? -I think I might have to. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:19 | |
I'll move my chair back. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:21 | |
OK. It is like this. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:25 | |
For once, the Frost is speechless, but one person who won't be speechless is POD. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:32 | |
I can't wait for POD to see my blingin' bum! | 0:22:32 | 0:22:35 | |
Right, sweetheart, I'm going to wish you and your blingin' bum good luck in POD. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:43 | |
I am POD. Who are you? | 0:22:49 | 0:22:52 | |
My name is Sherika. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:54 | |
Tell me, Sherika, have you been caught in a fishing net? | 0:22:54 | 0:22:58 | |
Not really. I'm a sexy lady. It's showing my sexy bum. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:01 | |
-It shows your bare bum. -Yes. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:04 | |
What have you got sprouting out of your scalp? | 0:23:04 | 0:23:06 | |
My hair is, like, so gold. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:09 | |
-It is so fake. -It is blingin'. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:12 | |
-It is minging. -You are so rude. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:14 | |
-What do you think of natural beauty? -I can't do natural. No. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:18 | |
Oh, but you can do a skimpy bit of string and layers of slap. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:22 | |
Yes, cos it gets me more attention and it makes me even more prettier. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:26 | |
-When was the last time you were a natural beauty, Sherika? -16. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:30 | |
Yes, this 16-year-old is very naturally pretty, and very nicely dressed. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:34 | |
-I don't think so! -Why not? | 0:23:34 | 0:23:38 | |
Because revealing, to me, is the thing, is what's in. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:42 | |
-Well, it's about to be out. -Oh, no, you can't do that. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:46 | |
Oh yes I can. Why have you come to POD for a make-under? | 0:23:46 | 0:23:49 | |
So people can take me more seriously, and I can get, like, a nice bloke, probably a rich one. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:55 | |
-Like who? -Usher. | 0:23:55 | 0:23:58 | |
Do you mean THIS Usher? | 0:23:58 | 0:23:59 | |
# You make me want to leave the one I'm with | 0:23:59 | 0:24:02 | |
# Start a new relationship wit' you | 0:24:02 | 0:24:07 | |
Sherika. SHERIKA! | 0:24:07 | 0:24:09 | |
Stop that bottom wiggling at once! | 0:24:09 | 0:24:12 | |
Perhaps you would have more luck attracting a man like Usher if you were a natural beauty. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:17 | |
Wow, that's my dream. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:19 | |
-Well, shall we see if we can make it a reality? -Yes! | 0:24:19 | 0:24:22 | |
Run phase one, public analysis. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:25 | |
-I asked the public, would you snog, marry or avoid this girl? -Avoid. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:30 | |
Play. | 0:24:30 | 0:24:32 | |
I would avoid her because she is just a bit too much. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:35 | |
-Avoid her, definitely. -I'd avoid her, she looks way too tarty. | 0:24:35 | 0:24:39 | |
Oh, that's not nice. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:41 | |
I also asked Big Brother winner Brian Belo. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:43 | |
-Would you like to know what he said? -Yes. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
-Play. -I would want to avoid Sherika, she's well scary looking. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:49 | |
She's just scary. Everything about her is scary. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:52 | |
He's the scary one, I am the sexy one! | 0:24:52 | 0:24:55 | |
Well, 85% of the people we asked agreed with him, and wanted to avoid you. | 0:24:55 | 0:25:00 | |
-Oh, no! No! -Yes! | 0:25:00 | 0:25:03 | |
Yes! Are you ready for my verdict? | 0:25:03 | 0:25:05 | |
-I'm so ready. -Sherika. -Yes. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:07 | |
You are a flesh-flaunting fishnet nightmare, and it's time to "usher" in a whole new you, | 0:25:07 | 0:25:12 | |
so you will undergo my truly terrible to truly beautiful make-under. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:16 | |
Wow. I'd like to see that. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:18 | |
Then say goodbye to the old Sherika. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:21 | |
Bye! | 0:25:21 | 0:25:23 | |
No, wait, Sherika! Come back! | 0:25:23 | 0:25:25 | |
-I haven't done anything yet. -Pardon? | 0:25:25 | 0:25:27 | |
Stay right where you are, and don't move a muscle. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:31 | |
-Are you ready? -Yes. Good to go. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:34 | |
Run the make-under. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:37 | |
It looks amazing! | 0:25:42 | 0:25:44 | |
You look truly beautiful, Sherika. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:47 | |
I quite think so, as well. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:48 | |
What do you like the most? | 0:25:48 | 0:25:50 | |
I like the hair, the outfit. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:51 | |
It's so lovely. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:53 | |
-And so are you. -Thank you. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:55 | |
What do you think the public will think of the new you? | 0:25:55 | 0:25:58 | |
-I think they will probably want to snog me. -Shall we find out? | 0:25:58 | 0:26:01 | |
-Definitely. -Play. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:03 | |
Snog. Very good-looking girl. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:05 | |
Attractive girl, looks after herself. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:08 | |
Definitely be worth a snog. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:09 | |
She looks like the kind of girl I could take home to my mother, | 0:26:09 | 0:26:12 | |
so yeah, I think marry. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:14 | |
Phew! That's quite gorgeous. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:17 | |
And so are you. 60% now want to snog you, and everyone else wanted to marry you. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:23 | |
-That's lovely news. -Here's how I achieved your new, gorgeous look. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:28 | |
Using less product in your hair creates a more natural, softer curl, | 0:26:28 | 0:26:31 | |
which complements your pretty features. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:34 | |
A slashed shoulder dress is subtly suggestive, | 0:26:34 | 0:26:36 | |
and is an elegant style that leaves more to the imagination. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:39 | |
-I love that. -POD could definitely see you on the arm of a man like Usher now. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:44 | |
-I'll have to keep this look, then. -POD is glad to hear you say that, because you look lovely. | 0:26:46 | 0:26:50 | |
-Thank you, POD. -Goodbye, Sherika. | 0:26:50 | 0:26:52 | |
Goodbye. | 0:26:52 | 0:26:54 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:26:57 | 0:26:58 | |
You look so sophisticated, oh, my God! | 0:27:05 | 0:27:07 | |
She is wearing clothes, I am so happy for her! | 0:27:07 | 0:27:10 | |
Guys will actually respect her now. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:12 | |
And she will probably get a date, which would be amazing. | 0:27:12 | 0:27:15 | |
-You have to keep this look, definitely. -I will. I so will. | 0:27:15 | 0:27:19 | |
-Cheers. To the new Sherika. -Thank you, POD. | 0:27:19 | 0:27:22 | |
Well, POD, I have to say I am humbled by your make-under genius. | 0:27:29 | 0:27:32 | |
Goldie Lookin' Chain were hardly recognisable. | 0:27:32 | 0:27:35 | |
Yes, that was rather good, wasn't it? | 0:27:35 | 0:27:37 | |
Yes, POD, it was, and Caroline and Sherika look stunning too. | 0:27:37 | 0:27:42 | |
-You're on fire today. -That's very nice of you to say so, Frost. | 0:27:42 | 0:27:45 | |
But if you don't mind, I think I would like to get some rest now. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:48 | |
Aw, did that take it out of you today? | 0:27:48 | 0:27:50 | |
SNORES | 0:27:50 | 0:27:51 | |
POD? | 0:27:51 | 0:27:54 | |
POD? Sssh. POD off. | 0:27:54 | 0:27:57 | |
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