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# I'm sexy and I know it

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# I'm sexy and I know it... #

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POD, you've got your work cut out!

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I'm Ellie Taylor.

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And if you're a fan of fakery, then listen up,

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because Snog, Marry, Avoid? is on tour

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and we're ready to do battle.

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Snog, Marry, Avoid's Personal Overhaul Device, POD,

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is back with a vengeance.

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POD will be hitting the streets of fake Britain

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with a major interface lift, along with an attitude upgrade.

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And be warned, she's bitchier than ever.

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POD computes you look orange.

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-SHE LAUGHS

-I look brown.

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-Orange.

-Brown.

-Orange!

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-I look brown.

-ORANGE!

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Armed with new data, POD's natural beauty antennae

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have been twitching off the scale with alarming results.

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From Liverpool to Manchester, from Newcastle to Cardiff,

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each week, we'll cross-examine the culprits

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who've turned their backs on natural beauty.

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-BOTH:

-POD, please let us in.

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In our first-ever Snog, Marry, Avoid? national tour.

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What's going on here?! You've got your rollers in!

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POD will also set me the challenge of personally sampling

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the very worst local style disasters.

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There's people outside laughing at me.

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You want it really hard!

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You can do better than that. I know you can.

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Well, if you can't beat them, I suppose you have to join them.

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Welcome to a brand-new Snog, Marry, Avoid?

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-Hiya, POD. It's me.

-Hi, Ellie, please enter.

-Thank you.

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-Hello, POD.

-Hi, Ellie, how are you?

-I'm excited! We're in Newcastle!

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-And what is Newcastle famous for?

-This...

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-BAD GEORDIE ACCENT:

-You're reet oop ma street, pet, man.

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I've no clue what that was, apart from bad.

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That's my Cheryl Cole impression.

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POD computes that Cheryl Cole is more famous

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for her hugely ridiculous hair.

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That was hugely ridiculous hair I just did.

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-I'm sure you could go bigger.

-Do you want me to have my hair done?

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I have two missions for you, Ellie -

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find out what Geordie style is all about

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and why the women of Newcastle like to have massive helmet hair.

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Oh, totes up for a Cheryl-over,

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as long as I don't have to divorce a footballer or anything.

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-The mission is helmet hair, Ellie. Not boys.

-OK, I won't. See you later.

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Coming up on tonight's show -

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we meet a girl whose look is so disastrous,

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it's destroying her parents' house.

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We've got orange clothes, orange bedsheets,

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orange tiles, orange grout. The house is just orange.

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Life's so much better when you've got a tan.

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We hit the streets of Newcastle,

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where I discover what true Geordie style is all about.

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On a night out, a small dress or small skirt, hotpants,

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showing my tattoos off.

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And POD will meet the Toon's worst beauty offenders. Why aye, man.

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You want a nice, big bird's nest on the top of your head,

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otherwise it's just not worth stepping out of your door.

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And, finally, we meet Cumbria's answer to Kim Kardashian.

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Gorgeous!

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Or should that be JIM Kardashian?

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It's being that long since I've been a boy,

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I need your help to make me into the old me again.

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The Fog On The Tyne, Brown Ale, Cheryl Cole,

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these are just some of Newcastle's most famous exports.

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And now, you can add this lot to the mix.

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# Let's get ready to rumble... #

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POD, let me in, I've come to talk to you.

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What is the typical look in Newcastle?

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Less is more, clothes-wise.

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More make-up is better, though.

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You want to stand out from the crowd,

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you want to just put fabulous heels on like these, darling.

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I mean, without heels, you're nothing.

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On a night out, small dress or small skirt, hotpants,

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showing my tattoos off,

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anything glittery, sparkly -

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it really has to stand out and, like, fit the night out.

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Tell me what your opinion is about Newcastle style.

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They wear limited clothes, but I like it.

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Really tangoed orange, like really massive, massive hair.

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-Like too much backcombing.

-Big eyelashes.

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Yeah, so you can't see out of your eyes.

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The Geordie girls' style seems to quite...fake.

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A lot of hairspray, a lot of fake tan, fake eyelashes.

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Big hair is the best.

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You want a nice, big bird's nest on the top of your head,

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otherwise it's not worth stepping out of your door.

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Next up is a girl who's had more extensions than a council building project

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which means POD will have to sharpen more than just her tongue.

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Hi, my name's Shelley. I'm 17 years old, I'm from Blackburn.

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If I could sum up my style in three words it'd be big, bold and brown.

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Big hair, bold colour and brown skin.

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I'm one of eight children.

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My brothers and sisters always take the Mick,

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they always call me orange.

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-What?

-Please can I go to the toilet, I'm bursting!

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Josh, I'm doing me make-up.

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She spends about four hours a day doing fake tan, make-up

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and putting extensions in.

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I love my daughter, she's fantastic looking

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but I just need it toned down a little bit.

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Not too much orange and a little bit reserved and she'd look gorgeous.

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I love big hair. All of my hair is extensions.

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I've got about 26 clips in my head. It's cost a bomb.

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I do drive my mum up the wall with the fake tan,

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I leave marks everywhere, she hates it.

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Life's so much better when you've got a tan.

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Got orange clothes, orange bed sheets, orange tiles,

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orange grout, orange towel, orange sponge, the house is just orange.

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She always picks the skimpiest clothes and I would really like

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to see her in something that covers her up a bit cos she's so pretty.

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I'd like the make-under because I've got to the point now where

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I don't want to be like this, I want to change.

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I want to be normal and I want to be a social worker but I think

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I need a make-under because I don't think people will take me

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seriously looking like this.

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Please, POD, help me.

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There's fake tan everywhere, my mum's going mental, I need your help.

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Now, a little bird tells me

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that Blackburn's own answer to Rapunzel's over there. Let's have a look.

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Step away from the hair extensions, you do not need any more.

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So, tell me about all this hair, Shelley, how long have you been doing it for?

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-Since I was 12, so that's quite a few years now.

-That's really young.

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-I know.

-Where do you put them at night?

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-Put 'em on t'floor, looks like I've killed a rat.

-That's pretty weird.

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-I know.

-So, I know you're hoping to go into social work.

-Yeah.

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So, I've got some questions to try and help you decide which

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route you're going to go and how your look is going to affect this.

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-Helping others or tan-stained covers?

-Helping others.

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-Have you got tan-stained covers at the minute?

-Erm. Yeah.

-Yes, OK.

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-Help the needy or dress real seedy?

-Help the needy.

-Good.

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-Community helper or community chest?

-Community helper.

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I think it's pretty clear that you want to go down the social work route, which is lovely.

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So, I'm going to let you go and meet your destiny with POD.

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-Off you go, POD awaits.

-Bring it on.

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-I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device. Who are you?

-I'm Shelley.

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-Hello, Shelley.

-Hello.

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-Shelley, POD computes you look extremely orange.

-Ha! I look brown.

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-Orange.

-Brown.

-Orange.

-I look brown.

-Orange!

-I look brown.

-Orange!

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-No, it's a tan, it's brown.

-Orange! Why are you wearing a wig?

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-My hair.

-Well, it looks like a wig.

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-SHE LAUGHS

-No!

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What does your family think of your look?

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-They say I'm too orange.

-I was right. POD is always correct.

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You really are cheeky, aren't you?

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What do you think other people think of your look?

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They probably think I look like a tart.

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-Shall we find out what the public think?

-Yeah, go on.

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Run Phase One - Public Analysis.

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-Shelley.

-Yes, POD?

-I asked the public if they wanted to snog, marry or avoid this girl.

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-What do you think they said?

-Probably avoid.

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I'd avoid her because she's covered in make-up

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and I don't like girls that are covered in make-up.

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-All girls wear make-up!

-I'd probably avoid her. She just looks scruffy.

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I look scruffy?!

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I'd avoid her because she looks like she's got botox

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and she's probably only 18.

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Ew, I don't have botox! Where the hell did you find these people?

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In fact, 80% of the public wanted to avoid you.

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That's horrible. What did the other percent say?

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20% said they wanted to snog you.

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SHE LAUGHS

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-Woop-woop!

-Are you ready to hear POD's verdict.

-Go on, then.

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POD computes that you need my Orange Car Crash to Lovely Lass Make-under.

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Oh, my God, that's a long name for me.

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-Are you ready for your make-under?

-I am ready.

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Run Phase Two: Deep Cleanse.

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Remove all of your fakery.

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It hurts. There's one.

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-There is another three. It's a dead rat.

-Delightful(!)

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Oh, my God! Is this some sort of joke?

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-That is disgusting.

-Yes, you are.

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Run the make-under, in three, two, one.

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-Oh, my God! I look well different. I like it.

-What do you think?

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It just looks natural and nice, not piled on and orange and horrible.

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I like it all. I look like a different person.

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You look beautiful.

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Shall we find out what the public thought of you in this look?

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Yeah, go on then.

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I asked the public if they would like to snog,

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marry or avoid you looking like this. What do you think they said?

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Er...snog.

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-Her hair looks great and I would definitely snog her.

-That's nice.

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I'd snog her. She's got nice thick black hair.

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She applies her make up nice, not too heavy. She has got a nice tan.

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-Aw, thank you.

-I want to snog her because she looks quite pretty.

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-That's nice to hear, isn't it?

-Yeah, that's nice.

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Previously, 80% of the public wanted to avoid you.

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Now, 80% of the public want to either snog or marry you.

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It feels better knowing everyone would want to do that

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-rather than avoid me.

-Thank you, Shelley. Goodbye.

-Bye.

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I am so nervous that I'm thinking what if I burst into tears and cry

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-because she looks so pretty?

-I'm a bit nervous but I'm really excited.

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I just can't wait to see what they're going to say.

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THEY GASP IN ADMIRATION

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She looks amazing.

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It felt like somebody had pulled in my heartstrings

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and I saw my daughter that I hadn't seen since she was 12 years old.

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-I think you look gorgeous.

-I'm gobsmacked, me.

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She walked in and I was like, "Who the hell is that?"

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Nobody is doing your false tan any more. You look amazing like that.

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Thank you, POD, for changing me and making me feel good about myself.

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You've done a good job. Thank you.

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Shelley, you look amazing. Give me a hug.

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Blimey! Newcastle girls clearly love a big erection, don't they?

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I mean, here, dirty things. I'm going to go find out why actually.

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POD has set me the challenge of finding out about Newcastle girls' style.

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I have seen a lot of big hair going on. Tell me what that is all about.

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Everybody loves Cheryl Cole so they all want the X Factor.

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We have called it the Geordie Blow-dry.

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There are bigger, fuller, wider, curlier. The girls just love it.

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-Do you reckon you could have a crack with mine?

-Certainly.

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What are we going for? Regular Geordie Blow-dry? Extra large? Or extreme?

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We'll do it properly. Let's try extreme.

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-Girls?

-Yes, POD.

-Please explain the Geordie Blow-dry.

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-You can't go out without it on the weekend.

-The bigger the better.

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You can tell by mine.

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If you have flat hair, you will never find a man. Sorry.

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It's the Geordie Blow-dry, POD.

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Dream big.

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There is people outside laughing at me.

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Oh my gosh!

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That...is something.

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I'm not sure POD is going to agree

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but I'm going to see what the people of Newcastle reckon.

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Would you find a girl attractive if she had hair like this?

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You look like a tart.

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High-five for big hair.

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-What do you think of it?

-Yeah, it's really nice.

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-Would you have it done?

-Maybe not as big.

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It looks like you've been in a wind tunnel with it.

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-Hello, POD, I've got something to show you.

-What have you done?!

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Ellie, get in here now!

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-Hello, POD. What do you think?!

-Oh, my God!

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-POD computes it looks suitably ridiculous.

-I think it looks amazing.

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It's dropped a bit because of the fog on the Tyne,

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but honestly, it's the best thing I've ever done in my life, I think.

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-Ellie!

-Yes.

-You know what POD's going to say?

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That I look awesome and I've totally changed your mind?!

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-Incorrect!

-Do I have to take it out?

-Please.

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-And do it as soon as possible.

-All right then.

-Off you go!

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Goodbye, Rapunzel! I love you.

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Hi, I'm Olivia Dean, I'm 23 from Whitehaven.

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# I'm spinning around

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# Move out of my way... #

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I've been dressing as a woman since I was in my teens,

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and I like to be called Olivia.

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I'm West Cumbria's answer to Kim Kardashian. I mean, she is my idol.

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With that lovely bronze skin and that brunette hair,

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and not forgetting the nude lips and the smoky eyes.

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My look is just very carefree, quite colourful. Maybe daring, some days.

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I just like fake. The more fake I feel, the more I've got confidence.

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Gorgeous.

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Living in Whitehaven, you would think I was some sort of celebrity.

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Everybody just thinks I'm quite strange, really.

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Right, we are on a mission. Let's find this jobs page.

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Well, my last interview, I thought it went absolutely fine.

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I did dress down a little bit, but I didn't get the job.

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I think that's just because I'm not taken seriously with the look I go for.

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Being sisters, sisters share,

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but like, she doesn't know what sharing is.

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She like takes my things, but I don't get them back.

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My clothes, my make-up, my nail varnishes. It's terrible.

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Please, POD, bring my brother back, so I can get my clothes back.

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It's been that long since I've been a boy,

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I need your help to make me into the old me again.

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I'm so excited. I am here to meet Olivia, or is it Dean?

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# That's not my name That's not my name... #

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Hello, Miss Olivia Dean, how are you? It's lovely to meet you.

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-Give me a kiss.

-How are you?

-I'm good. Oh, watch the hair! Weapon!

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So, tell me all about Olivia Dean, how did she begin to exist then?

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It first started when I discovered make-up,

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and obviously, it's spiralled out of control since then.

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How do you feel to leave the house then without your eyebrows on? They're quite fantastic.

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-I know! Scouse brow!

-They ARE a Scouse brow. Amazing!

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I was having my brows done before anybody else.

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And then everybody's running around with their eyebrow pencil.

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-I had it first.

-It's the Olivia brow.

-The Olivia brow!

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What about fake tan? Do you do that?

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-Absolutely. If I'm going out, I'll do four tans.

-Four tans?!

-Yeah.

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And if I'm going out at the weekend, I double up on everything, and look like mahogany!

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-You revel in the fact you look like mahogany?!

-The darker the better.

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So why exactly do you want POD's help?

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With the look I have now, no-one is willing to employ me.

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-So, we're going to take you back to Dean, as opposed to Olivia?

-Yeah.

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And how does that make you feel, being Dean?

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Because I've been like this for so long, I'm a little bit scared.

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I'm in a stage of my life now where this is a bit too much. For even me.

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Do you know what I mean? And I don't know what to do any more.

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OK, well I've got a few questions prepared, just maybe see

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if we can work out exactly what career path you want to take.

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Ready? So, there's two choices. Care work or cleaning?

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I would rather do cleaning.

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I mean I'm not caring for somebody with a pooey nappy.

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-SHE LAUGHS

-Fair enough. Caterer or crematorium worker?

-Erm...

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-You could see dead people?

-I don't want to be too involved with food.

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-So...

-You'd go for the dead people over the sandwiches?

-Defs.

-Fine.

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-Lawyer or lollipop lady?

-I could see me being a lawyer.

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Legging it in with a three-piece suit. I'd look a treat!

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Legally Olivia. That would be fab. OK, I'm going to leave you now.

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-POD awaits.

-Nervous!

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I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device. Who are you?

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-Well, I'm Olivia Dean.

-Olivia?

-Yes, POD.

-Something isn't computing.

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Please describe your look.

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Well, it's fake, it's flirty, obviously.

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-I'm a bit easy on the eye.

-No, that's not it.

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I am deducing that Olivia isn't your real name, is it?

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-No, my name is actually Dean.

-So, what is Olivia Dean?

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Olivia Dean is a person that has taken over Dean.

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-What job do you have, Olivia?

-Well, I'm full-time fabulous, obviously!

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POD computes full-time fabulous just means jobless.

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-You'll have to help me.

-What kind of work experience do you have?

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I used to work for a catalogue company.

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I used to answer the phone and somebody used to ring up

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and order a vile ornament.

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Let's keep it realistic, what kind of job would you like?

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My dream job would be to be a top make-up stylist,

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going wild with all the celebrities.

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I just do make-unders, not miracles.

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POD would like to know why you're not getting a job.

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I don't think people give me a chance

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because when I walk into a room, I make an entrance.

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Shall we see what the public actually think of your look?

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Well, not that I'll take much notice but let's see what they have to say.

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Run phase one, public analysis.

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POD asked members of the public if they would snog,

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marry or avoid this person.

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What do you think they said?

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Well, on looks only, I would definitely say a little snog.

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-I'd avoid.

-Yeah, yeah.

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-I'd avoid because that's not the look I'd normally go for.

-Eugh!

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I'd definitely avoid, it's not my thing at all.

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In fact, 96% of the public said they would avoid you.

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I know that's lies cos I get loads of attention.

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POD's verdict is we need to restore your natural beauty

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and help you get that job, with a dashing Prince Charming make-under.

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-Are you ready for the next stage?

-Readier than I'll ever be.

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Run phase two, deep cleanse.

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Remove all your excess fakery.

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You've got me cracked up!

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-Looks like a beard.

-A very pretty beard.

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-The Scouses are off.

-Let's have your lippy.

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Hold it up so I can see it.

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Run the make-under.

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-Lovely to meet you, Dean.

-It's nice to meet you, too.

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Dean, do you think your new look will help you find a job?

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If I were to go for an interview dressed like this,

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I would have 100% more of a chance.

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Are you ready to hear what the public think you look like in this look?

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Oh, yeah, let's hope it's something positive.

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This time we asked the public, showing them the picture

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of you in this look, would they want to snog, marry or avoid you.

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What do you think they said?

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I'm really nervous so you'll have to tell me.

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I'd definitely marry him

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because he looks like he knows how to have a good time.

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Hmm!

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I would snog that person, he looks like a cheeky chappy,

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nice hair, nice shirt.

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I found this strange, to hear things like this.

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Before, 96% of the people we spoke to wanted to avoid you,

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and now the majority of the people wanted to snog or marry you.

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It's nice to hear lovely things for a change.

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-POD is very proud of you. Goodbye, Dean.

-Bye.

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It was strange, I feel a totally different person.

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Going to see what my little sister says and we'll see how it goes.

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I'm just nervous cos, like... I really don't know what to expect.

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-Hi!

-Oh, my God!

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I was shocked when Dean walked in.

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It's how he used to be, it's amazing.

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Nobody's seen me like this for ages. The biggest thing is the hair.

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I got a lot of negative feedback, but after the makeover

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I got a lot of positive, and it did make me feel happy.

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I just love everything. The blazer and pumps he has on.

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Exactly how he used to be. Got my brother back. It's amazing.

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-Here's to the new look.

-You keeping it?

-Might keep it.

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Earlier, Shelley was transformed by POD. Let's go and see if she kept the look.

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-Hello!

-Hello! How you doing?

-I'm all right, thanks. How are you?

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You look a bit different.

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Feel a bit different, as well. Tan's gone, nails gone, eyelashes gone.

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-Still got the hair extensions.

-Still a bit, isn't there?

-Yeah, not as many though.

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-I love the fringe.

-I like it. Took a bit of getting used to, but I do like it.

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-So, what have your friends and family said about it?

-They loved it.

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Started crying when they seen me, and everything. Just couldn't believe how nice I looked.

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-Are you missing the attention when you go out?

-Not one bit.

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No, I prefer it. I don't feel like everyone's constantly staring at me,

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-and I'm like "What you looking at me for?"

-Yeah.

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Everyone says I look a lot better. Everyone says they don't recognise me half the time.

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They're like, "What? Hello is that you?"

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And when I last met you, you wanted to get into social work,

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but you didn't think you were going to be taken seriously.

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-Do you think this look will help you?

-Yeah, I do, yeah.

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I feel like people will start taking me seriously.

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They're not thinking, "God, how much fake tan have YOU got on?"

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-You sound like a convert!

-What's one of them?

-(LAUGHS)

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-Why aren't you wearing clothes on your top half?

-I am!

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-How are two bras a top?

-It's fashion!

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No, it's underwear.

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-What's with the purple arms?

-How often do you look at people's arms,

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and they're just the same old boring arms? Why not have purple on the go? Purple's the best colour.

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Wash it off! What are those in your mouth?

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-Fangs.

-POD computes that you're sucking the life out of style.

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-(LAUGHS)

-Goodbye.

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How long does it take to make your face look this awful?

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Awful?! It's not even awful!

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-Regardless. How long does it take?

-About five hours.

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-Five hours?

-Yeah.

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Earlier we met Olivia who then became Dean.

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But who will we meet now? Ta-da-da-da!

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To be honest, there was no doubt in my mind it was ever going to be anyone but Olivia.

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Don't get me wrong, I loved all the positive comments from when I was Dean,

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but I'm more comfortable in my skin being Olivia.

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Maybe later on in life I may change my mind, but at the moment

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I'm really comfortable and I am maybe stuck in my ways.

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How long did Dean stay around for, then?

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About 12 hours. The next day I was straight in the salon.

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-My luscious lengths were back.

-(LAUGHS)

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And I was happy again.

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Before we met, you were thinking if you wanted to get a job

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and you wanted to move away from home you would have to become Dean for a little bit.

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What do you think about that now?

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Well, at the weekend I did meet up with some old school friends I hadn't seen in a while,

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and they are, like, proper city slicker's now.

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And what they said to me is that I shouldn't change for nobody.

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So that's a new plan. Sod getting a job in Whitehaven, you're just going to try and get out.

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It's a waste of time trying at the moment.

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I've tried and tried and tried for so long, and nothing gets me there.

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So do you have a message for POD, then, Olivia?

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Yeah, I'd just like to say thank you, POD,

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the experience overall was brilliant, but I'm just going to stick to who I am. Thank you.

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I feel like we've gone a little bit deep.

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Shall we go and get a cocktail and talk about boys?

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It'd be rude not to.

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-Hello.

-Hello, Ellie. Come in.

-Thank you, POD.

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-There, now, that's better.

-I'm back to normal hair.

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Ellie, this is the danger of fakery. It's addictive.

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It is! I kind of see where the girls come from, now.

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So what were the people of Newcastle like?

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They were very friendly, they were very chatty.

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Lots of fake tan, big hair. Quite hot blokes.

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Right, let's get back out there and find more fakers.

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No way! I've got a hot date. You can POD off!

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