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Liverpool. Newcastle. Manchester. Cardiff.

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Snog, Marry, Avoid is on tour and pitching up to a city near you.

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POD, you've got your work cut out!

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Our Personal Overhaul Device, otherwise known as POD has been stripped down and rebooted.

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And she's waging war on Britain's biggest fakers.

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If it's fake, rest assured POD will find it.

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POD, let me in, I've come to talk to you.

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This week, we're back in the place where heels are high and white

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and the local lingo is legendary.

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Oh, my God! Shut up! Well jel! Reem!

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That's right, we're in...Essex.

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Hiya, POD.

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-Hello, Ellie, in you pop.

-Thank you.

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Hello, POD, welcome to my homeland of Essex.

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And what is Essex famous for?

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Well, I like to think of it as the lady garden of England.

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If it's a garden, it's got quite a lot of plastic furniture in it.

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The girls look like this.

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"Oh, God, I'm SO happy."

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Exactly, which brings me to your mission today.

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Please hit the streets of Essex

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and find out why it's addicted to cosmetic surgery.

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-Do I have to have a boob job?

-No need to blow up your baubles, Ellie, just do your best.

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Totes, not a worry, babes. All over it, 100%.

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Coming up on tonight's show we meet a pole dancing primadonna

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with a passion for posing.

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I do like it when I walk into a room

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and everyone turns round and looks at me.

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We hit the streets of Chelmsford once again where I find out more about Essex style.

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-Do you like it when girls have fake boobs?

-Yeah.

-No hanging around, just, "Yeah!"

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-Yeah, they do, they look good fake boobs.

-The bigger the better?

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Bigger the better.

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POD meets some more of the city's fashion fiascos.

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You look like you've had a bit of work done.

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Eyelash extensions.

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In true Essex style, I get a bit lippy!

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-What do you think?

-Oh, wow!

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And also meeting POD for a wash and brush up

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is a daringly dressed doll from Derby.

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They're very tiny...I can't breathe!

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Essex style - fake tan, fake boobs, white stilettos.

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-Fake hair.

-Fake eyelashes.

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Sunbeds, boys have them just as much as girls, to be fair.

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Plastic surgery is very big around here.

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You'll see a lot of girls with very fake boobs.

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-Fake boobs.

-Fake boobies! Wooo!

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-Do you like it when girls have fake boobs?

-Yeah.

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-No hanging around, just, "Yeah!" The bigger the better?

-The bigger the better.

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Looking orange is very Essex.

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Fake tan by the lorry load.

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I feel like a ghost going out, generally, most nights.

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-BOTH:

-Lips are popular in Essex.

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Trout pout.

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Like a fish. Trout fish.

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Have you ever kissed a girl who's had fillers in her lips?

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-Probably, most probably, yeah.

-Most probably! "I've kissed 'em all!"

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Everything goes down in this place.

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It's all fake round here, mate, definitely, yeah.

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First up is a girl who's an insurance broker.

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But will POD compute that her brains are no compensation for her fakery?

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Hi, my name's Kiya Jacobs and I'm 21 years old

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and I'm an apprentice insurance broker at the moment.

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I'm doing Accounts at college, as well.

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I do like it when I walk into a room and everyone turns round and looks at me.

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My style is really big hair, big eyelashes,

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lots of stuff on my nails.

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Boobs pushed up. Definitely bum out all the time.

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Pole dancing, it's amazing.

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I love it so much I've got a pole in my front room.

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I've been with my boyfriend for six years now.

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I think she's really outrageous.

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It's a nightmare cos she'll have me brushing her extensions out

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and combing them and straightening them and helping her wash and dry them.

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I really hope my dad never watches this.

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Some of my friends hate my look. They do not like it.

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They would appreciate me to wear no extensions, no eyelashes and cover up a bit more.

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I just hate the fact that she doesn't know that she's pretty naturally.

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The hair extensions, the eyelashes, all the make-up that she puts on.

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Gorgeous.

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She just doesn't need it.

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Come on, girls, let's go get drunk!

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-She's just one big piece of hair, isn't she?

-Yeah!

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-Not someone you can forget.

-No!

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I want a make-under cos I think it would help with my career.

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If I was to stay in insurance broking or go into accounts,

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I think they would be looking for a more professional look,

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rather than a fake look.

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I really hope that POD makes Kiya see that she's naturally beautiful.

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Good luck with this, POD, cos you've got a whole lot to sort out with this hair and these outfits.

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Well, Kiya proves you can never judge a book by its cover,

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so I'm off to meet her to get the full story.

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-So, Kiya, do you come here often?

-Well, you know, every night.

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Only joking! No, I've never been here before.

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-But you're quite a big fan of pole dancing.

-Yeah.

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Oh, that was pretty!

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Cos your day job is a little bit different to being a pole dancer.

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Yeah, at the minute, I'm an apprentice insurance broker

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and I do accountancy at college as well.

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See, when I think of accountants

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I think of little speccy dudes in ties...

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I do actually have some like zebra-print glasses...

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-See, even that's too funky for it!

-I know, yeah.

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So what are you hoping you learn from POD, then?

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I think it's come to a time where I want to be more professional

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and progress with my career,

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and I don't think I'll be able to do it very well looking like this!

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Well, I've got as little quiz here

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just to do a quick test on your mental arithmetic.

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-Are you ready?

-I am. It's probably not going to be any good, though.

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58 x 1000 + 8?

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58,008.

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And what happens if you turn that round on a calculator?

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-It says BOOBS!

-Ha-ha, I was going to say I don't know.

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Well, all the very best of luck

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and all that it remains for me to say is, POD awaits.

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Oh, POD is going to need a lot of luck to sort all this out.

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-I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device. Who are you?

-My name is Kiya.

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-Kiya?

-Yes, POD?

-Is that a yeti on your head?

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Erm, no, it's actually some amazing hair extensions.

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Amazing hair extensions that you stole off a yeti?

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-No, they're actually better than a yeti.

-Better than a yeti?

-Yeah!

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-Where did you get all that hair?

-Off eBay.

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Could you not have bought yourself some clothes at the same time?

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This is actually quite covered up, I think.

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How do you usually dress on a night out?

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Bum out, legs out, boobs out.

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-POD presumes you're a stripper.

-No!

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-My career goal is to one day be a successful accountant.

-Really?!

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Really, POD.

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Why does an intelligent girl want to look like a stripper with a yeti on her head?

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I think it looks good.

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I actually think that all accountants should have to dress like this.

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Hmm, shall we find out what the public think about your look?

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-SIGHING:

-Yes, POD.

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Run Phase One, Public Analysis.

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I asked the general public would you want to snog, marry or avoid this girl.

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What do you think they said?

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-I think they probably said avoid...

-Correct.

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I would avoid because I prefer natural beauty

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and she looks too fake for me.

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-It's not really that bad though, is it, POD?

-It is quite bad.

-OK, POD.

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I would avoid this girl. Little bit too fake.

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I need...I like the natural look.

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I'm thinking people are starting to like the natural look these days.

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-Seems to be a theme emerging.

-I'd avoid this girl.

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-She looks far too fake, and she looks a bit nasty.

-I'm not nasty!

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-No, you're certainly not.

-Definitely not, POD.

-But your look is.

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-In fact, 80% of the public want to avoid you.

-That's not that bad...

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-20% do want to snog you.

-Oh, that's...no-one wanted to marry me?!

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-No-one.

-Oh...that's not very good, is it?

-Affirmative.

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And are you ready to hear POD's verdict on your look, Kiya?

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I am, POD.

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POD computes that you are a yeti-haired slap addict

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and you need my...

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-OK, pod.

-Are you ready to proceed to stage two?

-I'm ready, POD.

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It looks like you've got a massive beard. Hair extensions, please...

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I think that's them all out now, POD, and I look awful.

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Hold them up... You look like a cheerleader for fakery.

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I am the cheerleader of fakery, POD.

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-Lose the lashes.

-This is emotional, POD.

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More like EMULSIONAL, with all that war paint..

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-Look at the colour of that!

-Sorry, POD.

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Run the make-under...

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Oh, my God.

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What?!

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I look really strange. I look a different person.

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I do actually quite like it.

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-POD computes you have delighted my data banks.

-Thank you.

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How does it feel to see yourself as a stunning natural beauty?

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I think it feels very different seeing myself like this, POD.

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I feel more grown up, really!

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-Shall we find out what the general public think of your look?

-Yes, OK, then, POD.

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I would snog her cos she looks professional,

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well-presented and articulate.

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-That's a nice comment.

-It's true, as well, isn't it?

-Oh, thank you.

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I'd probably snog but I might even marry, cos she's pretty hot, to be honest.

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Wow, I can't complain about that, can I, POD?

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I think I'd snog her.

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She has a little cheekiness about her that sort of draws me in.

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SHE LAUGHS

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Kiya, all those comments, how does it feel to be a natural beauty?

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It feels really good, POD.

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-In fact, 80% of the public now want to snog you.

-Oh, wow, no avoids then!

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And 20% want to marry you.

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Oh, that's good, POD.

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Which means 100% of the public now want to snog you or marry you.

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That's really good, POD.

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POD computes you now look lovely and like an A1 accountant.

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Thank you, POD.

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Now we've toned down the tartiness, you look bang on the money.

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-Goodbye, Kiya.

-Bye!

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I feel quite good about my new look. It's quite sophisticated.

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I'm very excited to see my friends and my boyfriend.

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I can't wait to see their reactions.

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We're just here waiting for Kiya to see her make-under.

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We're all buzzing!

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-I'm excited.

-I'm excited. I'm REALLY excited to see her.

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Yeah, I can't wait to see her.

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Oh, my God!

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Oh, my God!

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I can't believe it.

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I think POD did an amazing job.

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It's even better than I thought it was going to be.

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She looks absolutely amazing.

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I've never seen her naturally before, so, yes, she looked gorgeous.

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You'll never, ever make that hair big!

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My boyfriend was very shocked.

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She looked absolutely amazing.

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I was gobsmacked, I was lost for words.

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She looked so beautiful and I've never seen her like that.

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POD's done amazing.

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It was such a nice surprise.

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Thank you for sorting me out, POD, you've made me look much more sophisticated,

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so now hopefully I'll have a successful career.

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Here's to my new look.

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ALL: Cheers!

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POD set me the challenge of finding out why surgery reigns supreme in Essex.

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I think it's only right I have my own little procedure done,

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non-surgical, of course.

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Let's see what Chelmsford makes of these.

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# Pump up the volume, pump up the volume... #

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What do you make of this?

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Ooh, wow!

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I think they're way too big for your face.

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-What do you think?

-SHE LAUGHS

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You look like a blow-up doll.

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-What do you reckon of these?

-Quite bulbous.

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-Bulbous is never a positive words, is it?

-It doesn't look nice.

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-I wouldn't want to kiss you.

-No, I wouldn't want to snog you.

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Do you think you would kiss someone with lips like this?

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-Maybe for money, but not just for the fun.

-How much?

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A couple of hundred quid at least.

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-We haven't got that in petty cash, that's never going to work.

-Oh!

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-ESSEX ACCENT:

-Then I met Peter in the jungle and then we fell in love.

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And then we sold a story

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and, er...then we got divorced.

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If anyone is going to know a trout pout, it's this lot.

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-Which is more appealing?

-I think the trout.

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-Would you rather snog the trout?

-Yeah, with them lips, yeah.

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Now it's time to see what POD reckons.

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Oh, dear, get in here now.

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Guess what I had done.

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Oh, my, POD! What have you done to your face?

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-Just a little bit of enhancement.

-Can you move your mouth?

-Not really.

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Then POD suggests it's time to lose the lips.

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I think that's an excellent idea because I can't actually talk properly.

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I'll see you later. Bye.

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Next up is a fancy dresser who loves turning heads on a night out,

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which means she'll probably turn POD's stomach, if POD had a stomach.

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Hi, I'm Adele from Derby and I'm a Princess of fantasy fashion.

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# Let me be your fantasy... #

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I'm a trained fashion designer

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and I like my dressing up, my fancy dress.

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I like all my corsets and my PVC.

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It's very tiny, I can't breathe.

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Some of my outfits are risque. Hot pants.

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A little sailor outfit, sexy Santa outfits.

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This is one of my favourite little leather tops.

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I'm a firm believer in stockings.

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I do have a shoe fetish.

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These are one of my favourite pairs

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because they're shiny and really, really high.

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Things on me that are fake would be

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obviously my hair colour,

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my nails, false eyelashes.

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I've got a fake tan on. I've had my teeth bleached.

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My piercings, obviously I wasn't born with them.

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Awesome, I'm ready now for a really big night out.

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I think Adele should go and see POD,

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cos it will dramatically change her life.

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And she'll see a different side of herself

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and it will do her the world of good.

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I'm a little bit nervous what POD might say,

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I guess, but I'm sure I've heard worse.

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Pod, I'm really looking forward to meeting you.

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POD's got her work cut out with this girl.

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Well, Adele certainly likes experimenting with her wardrobe.

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I wonder what she'll be dressed as today.

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-Ahoy, there, sailor.

-Hello.

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-Is this a sailory outfit?

-Um...

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-There's actually little bunnies on it.

-A bunny girl outfit, yeah.

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-It's a Paul Daniels outfit.

-It's magic.

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So, when you go out, you dress for attention, I'm guessing?

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No, actually. I would say I dress more what I want to wear

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and it's not my fault that people give me attention.

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-Like, the hair is quite wide.

-And big, yeah.

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My hair pretty much is influenced by David Bowie from Labyrinth.

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Never had that answer before.

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If you're so happy with the look that you have

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and you enjoy it so much,

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why on earth are you coming in to get berated by POD?

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Because I would like to see what I would look like as a natural beauty.

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Do you think the natural look is the one thing you haven't experimented with yet?

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Yeah, it's been a long time

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since I wasn't wearing something a little bit odd.

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Good luck, Adele, POD awaits.

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I cannot wait.

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Hi, I'm POD, the Personal Overhaul Device. Who are you?

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-I'm Adele from Derby, hello, POD.

-Adele?

-Yes, POD.

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Why are you dressed like a scary, synchronised swimmer?

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I like my hot pants and my little crop tops.

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-So you're not a synchronised swimmer?

-No, I'm not.

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Because it looks like you've drowned your sense of style.

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I don't think so. I'm quite happy with my style.

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I think it's quirky and fun, POD.

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So you fancy yourself as a fancy dresser, then?

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I would wear fancy dress every day if I could.

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If you had to dress as a celeb, who would it be?

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-I would probably do Lady Gaga.

-With a meat dress?

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No, I wouldn't wear a meat dress, POD.

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Because there's a kebab shop around the corner.

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You could slip into a slinky, little shish number.

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-would you like that, pod?

-Absolutely not.

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ADELE LAUGHS

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Adele, I asked the public would you want to snog,

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marry or avoid this girl?

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What do you think they said?

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-Oh, I'd like to say snog.

-Incorrect. Are you ready to hear what they said?

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I'm very ready for it, baby, give it me.

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I would avoid her because I think she looks quite intimidating.

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She'd probably break me.

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I hear that on a regular basis.

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So, that's quite funny, OK.

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I'd probably avoid, she looks a bit trampy.

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SHE LAUGHS

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Oh, OK, that's not so good.

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Avoid her because she looks a bit like a dominatrix.

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It's not really my vibe.

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A dominatrix. Well, I do have a friend that's a dominatrix,

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but it's not something I've ever done.

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In fact, 100% of the public, every single person we asked,

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said that they'd avoid you.

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Oh, that's fantastic.

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Adele, POD computers that you are a fake,

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fancy dressed fright for sore eyes, and you need:

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I think you're a prudish, over-opinionated Dalek.

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-SHE LAUGHS:

-So, we're equal, right?

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Not quite, Adele, because only one of us

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is about to embark on a de-faking make-under.

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It's time to run the deep cleanse.

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# That's why the Lady is a Tramp. #

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ADELE LAUGHS

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They're a right pair of clod hoppers.

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-They're good for trampling on men with.

-As long as it's not computers.

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# It's ermine and pearls...

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# Don't dish the dirt with the rest of the girls... #

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-How's that?

-Much better.

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Get it all off.

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POD can see that underneath you've got lovely, fresh skin.

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Thank you very much, POD.

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Run the make under in three, two, one.

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Oh, my God.

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I've never seen myself look like this, at all.

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It's quite a shock.

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How does it feel to see yourself as a natural beauty?

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I look like a librarian.

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That's novel!

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Oh, POD, you're fantastic.

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I do love the skirt, actually. I'd never wear pink, ever.

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You are indeed pretty in pink, Adele.

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Shall we see what the great British public thinks about your new look?

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Oh, God, go for it.

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I would probably marry this girl cos she looks quite intelligent

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and quite classy, to be honest.

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OK, that's good. Thank you.

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I would definitely marry that girl,

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she looks sophisticated and classy.

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She's the type of girl you could take out for a meal

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-and your friends would be impressed.

-ADELE LAUGHS

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OK.

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-I'd snog that girl because she is attractive.

-HE LAUGHS

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OK, that's good.

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Previously, 100% of the public said they'd avoid you.

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Now 60% of the public want to snog you

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and the other 40% wants to marry you.

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No way!

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Really? Oh, God.

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Would you please promise POD to give your new look a chance?

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Yes, POD, it would be interesting to see

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what people think about my new look.

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Thank you for coming to see POD, Adele.

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I hope you'll keep some of my "podifications" even if you do reach for the bleach.

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I've always wanted to know what I look like as a brunette,

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so I'm glad I had it done.

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Goodbye, Adele.

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Bye.

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I do feel pretty scared about going to meet Nina.

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I don't think she'll like it.

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She'll say she likes it for my sake, so I don't cry.

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I can't wait to see her now, to see what she looks like.

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I think it'll be a big shock to her, but she will like it in the end.

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And there's always a dye in a bottle if she doesn't like it.

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Oh, my God!

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Wow! You look completely different.

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Do you like it?

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-No.

-No, you don't like the outfit? Is it a complete shock to you?

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-Yeah.

-Yeah.

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It definitely looks a very dramatic change. Although it is different,

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it's nice to see her looking different.

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Do I look older?

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You do look a bit older. It does look nice.

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-I hate the word "nice!"

-THEY LAUGH

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Unfortunately, POD, I do think you failed on this occasion.

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I knew you had your work cut out and I think you have failed.

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My message to POD would be you most certainly haven't won this one,

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and this is what I think of this!

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Oh, yeah! Big hair DEFINITELY wins.

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Earlier, we met insurance broker Kiya,

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who was spending a premium on all of her fakery.

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But has she kept her more natural make-under?

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-Kind of!

-Sort of!

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-KIYA LAUGHS

-A bit like that. Tell me what's different about you.

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What's different is I've not got any fake nails on, so that's a start.

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My hair has gone down dramatically.

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I've just got a couple of extensions in at the moment, and I'm all covered up.

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That's progress, but...

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the eyelashes are STILL pretty intense.

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I'm just addicted to them. I can't help it!

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Compared to me, I think this is quite natural.

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But you're making progress by cutting down.

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I've got one pack of eyelashes on now instead of two-and-a-half or three packs.

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-And do you think this is something you're going to keep up?

-Yeah, definitely.

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I do think littler hair has a more professional look.

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So how does the boyfriend feel now he's been put out of a job

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with the hair-straightening?

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Oh, I think he does like it now, but yes, he is out of a job, definitely.

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So, Kiya, do you have a final message for POD?

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Thank you for my make-under, POD. I really enjoyed it.

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I did think that I did look naturally pretty,

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but I did have to sneak a couple of my eyelashes back on.

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But, overall, thank you, and good job.

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There's so many eyes still!

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-Take those two off - come on!

-No!

-THEY GIGGLE

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Our Essex expedition is almost over,

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but there's still time for a few more punters to pitch up to POD.

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What word best describes you?

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Hot.

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Are Essex women the best looking?

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Definitely, cos look at us! Woo-woo!

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BOTH: Hi, POD!

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We are tanned, but I wouldn't say we're very orange.

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POD has been learning the lingo, and you're 'avin a giraffe!

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Hi, POD!

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An Essex Oompa-Loompa. Enter.

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Oh, thanks!

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You look like you've had a bit of work done.

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I have had done my boobs...

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-SIREN BLARES

-..my hair is hair extensions...

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-SIREN REPEATS

-..eyelash extensions...

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..HD 'brows...

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teeth whitening...

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fake nails...

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fake tan.

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POD computes that is a list of shame.

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Who are YOU?

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Collagen Westwood Botoxina Versace.

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Earlier, we met Adele,

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who told me that her style icon was David Bowie in the film Labyrinth.

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So, has she kept her make-under, or gone back to a fantasy look?

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Fantasy!

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-Yeah, I'd say so.

-Kind of Katy Perry.

-Um...

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-Rihanna?

-Maybe.

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What happened?!

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-I absolutely hated it.

-You hated your make-under?

-I did, yes.

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Why?!

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-It's just not me.

-What did you hate?

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My hair, the clothes...

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I just thought I looked dreadful.

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So, I thought I'd go the other way and go even more mad.

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Stick two fingers up at POD, basically,

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-that's what you've done.

-Yes.

-I do love the red look.

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Thank you.

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-I like the way that you've matched your hair to your bra.

-Thank you.

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-Which is quite clever.

-THEY LAUGH

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What did your friends think then?

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They all hated it as well.

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Nina was a bit speechless. She didn't know what to say.

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So have you learnt anything good from POD?

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Erm, I'd say the make-up was a good experience.

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-So we've got one good positive out of it?

-Yeah.

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I liked the natural look.

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So, Adele, have you got a final message for POD?

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I have. POD, I know you're going to hate my hair, but do you know what?

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I don't care!

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-You've been told.

-THEY LAUGH

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Hiya, POD!

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-Ah, there you are, Ellie. Come on in.

-Thank you!

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Lips back to normal - Essex DONE, I think, POD.

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Yes, well done, Ellie. That looks much better.

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It did look like you were sucking on a doughnut.

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It looked awful! I'm so glad to have got rid of it.

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So what do you think about the idea that Essex is addicted to cosmetic surgery?

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I don't think that is entirely true.

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I think there's a few people who have had a bit of work done,

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but no more than anywhere else in the UK, to be honest.

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Defending Essex to the last, hey, Ellie?

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-It's my sisters and my brothers.

-POD's not satisfied.

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In fact, I want to go and find some more stories about cosmetic surgery in Essex.

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We are done! My lips said it all, I think, thank you very much.

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You can POD off!

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Ellie discovers why Essex girls (and boys) love cosmetic surgery when she tries out a 'trout pout'. First to face POD is Kiya, a pole dancing accountant with a mountain of matted hair. Then it's Adele, a Derby lass who is addicted to dressing up. Can POD turn them both back into natural beauties?


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