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POD, you've got your work cut out.

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My name's Ellie Taylor,

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and if you're fighting for the cause of fakery, then listen up,

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because Snog, Marry, Avoid is on tour and we're ready to slug it out.

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Our personal overhaul device, POD, has had an interface-lift

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and an attitude upgrade,

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and she's waging war on Britain's biggest fakers.

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-How many layers of slap do you have on your mush?

-My bush?

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Not your bush, your mush!

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This series, no-one is safe as POD is touring the country

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to seek out some style sinners.

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ALARM BLARES

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From Manchester to Essex, from Newcastle to Cardiff,

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each week, POD is pouncing on the caked and baked.

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POD, please let us in.

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POD is also challenging moi to try out a few local style disasters.

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SHE LAUGHS

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-You want it really hard!

-You can do better than that. I know you can.

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Oh! I am Wonder WAG.

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This week...

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I've just got the ferry across the Mersey to see

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if I could see any Scousers drowning in slap and sequins.

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You've guessed it, we're back in... Liverpool!

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I wonder if I can spot a Rooney from here.

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-Hello! It's me!

-Hello, Ellie. In you pop.

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So we're in Liverpool.

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Yes, and POD is keen to find out more about a Liverpool phenomenon

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where people walk around in curlers and pyjamas.

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That sounds awesome. Like an all-day pyjama party?

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-Not awesome, Ellie, awful.

-No, no, it'd be brilliant.

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Imagine me and you in our pyjamas with pillow fights

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and we'd just eat ice cream and talk about boys,

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like, "Harry Styles is so fit," and then we'd laugh,

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and then we'd have some wine and probably cry,

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because we're never going to get Harry Styles,

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and it'd be really brilliant when we bond.

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-No, Ellie. Go and do some work.

-OK. Sorry.

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Coming up on tonight's show,

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we meet a Welsh wild child who's not afraid to let it all hang out.

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I like this dress because it's quite short and it shows off my boobs.

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We hit the streets of Liverpool once again,

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where I find out a bit more about Scouse style.

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-You are wearing a pink wig.

-Yes.

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POD meets some more of the city's fashionista failures.

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-Those caterpillars on your face.

-Eyebrows.

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And also meeting POD for a much-needed make-under

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is a Scottish filly with a fake-tan fixation.

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It takes me four-and-a-half hours a day to get ready, cos I am black.

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POD asked me to find out why the women of Liverpool tend to wear

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rollers and pyjamas outside the house.

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It's time for this girl to get some answers.

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I spend mostly all day getting ready.

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I have my rollers in at about three in the afternoon.

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A few people give you a funny look but most people are used to it.

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What's going on here? You've got your rollers in!

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Yeah, cos we're going out tonight.

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It's better than being uncomfortable.

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When you want to go shopping, you're already half done.

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It is something that needs to be banned.

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Some people criticise rollers, but it shows that Scouse girls

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take pride in their appearance and like to make themselves look nice.

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It's add a bit of character to the place.

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I'm estimating 100 to 200 rollers in there. Wow.

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-Have you ever gone out in rollers and pyjamas?

-No way.

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You're not a Scouser unless you go out in your jammies.

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When they're out on the street in pyjamas and hair rollers...

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-No, definitely not.

-Not a very good advert for the city.

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-Our everyday thing, isn't it?

-Loose clothes for when you're going out.

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When they're walking round in their jammies,

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they just look trashy, instead of like, you know, classy.

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-Very fashion conscious.

-She might be getting Alzheimer's any day,

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and she could start going out in her pyjamas, couldn't you, Mother?

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Fancy saying that about your mother!

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After speaking to half of Liverpool,

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it seems that quite a few of them are a bit cross about the whole

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rollers-and-pyjamas look, so I thought I'd try it out.

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Great idea, Ellie(!)

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-How hot do I look right now?

-Not amazingly.

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Out of ten, what would you give my style today?

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One, maybe two. I'm sorry.

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I'd rather have flat hair than that hair.

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SHE GASPS How very dare you!

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First up is a daddy's girl who's got a lot of front.

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In fact, some may say she's a bit of a celebri-titty.

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I'm Lacy Cakes and I love to cake on the fake.

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I'm 19 years old. I'm unemployed at the moment,

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so I just spend a lot of time with my girlies.

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Bam - I just fake every day, all day. I look amazing.

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I've got fake nails, eyelashes, hair extensions, lots of piercings.

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If I was the Prime Minister, I would make it a law

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that everyone should have blonde hair.

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I like this dress because it's quite short and it shows off my boobs.

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They're not fake, they are real, 100% mine.

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I like the way I look,

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but I think I'm the only one who likes the way look.

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My parents hate it. My friends don't like it.

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I think she just wears too much make-up and tarty clothes,

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and there's no need for it.

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If she's confident, then it's good that she's confident

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and can wear what she wears,

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but it would be nice to see her a bit more covered up.

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I've been searching for about a year and a half for a job.

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Hiya, I just wondered if you had any jobs going.

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We haven't at the moment.

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I go as myself, I'm not going to pretend I'm somebody else,

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and a lot of people don't like that.

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-Hi, I wondered if you had any jobs going?

-Um, I'm afraid not, no.

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All done.

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I go out about three times a week. I love clubbing.

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Drinks, drinks, drinks, drinks. Maybe a little too much drink.

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I think Lacy's look's a bit tarty. She needs to glam down.

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She's attracting the wrong sort of men. Cover herself up a little bit.

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Go hard or go home.

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I want a make-under because I'd like to find a nice guy

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who doesn't just want to touch my boobs in public.

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POD, I need your help.

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I'm fed up of this, fed up of spending hours to get ready.

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I need a job.

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I'm fed up of all this unwanted male attention from sleazy men.

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Please help me!

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Well, Lacy seems like a very interesting girl.

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In fact, there are a couple of things I'd like to talk to her about.

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-Hi, Lacy.

-Oh, hello.

-Oh, that's a big one.

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-I'm just going to pop my melons in your basket.

-Right.

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-Shall we go and have a chat somewhere a bit more quiet?

-OK.

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Is it me, or are we in some kind of Carry On film?

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It's very nice to sit down.

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My hands are hurting after all that melon holding.

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-You must feel my pain, sister?

-Yeah, but you know what?

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They're the actual things that are real

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and everyone always assumes they're fake.

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The fake tan's quite in your face, though.

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You're kind of going towards the colour of my dress, I think.

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Not a problem. I love it.

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So who pays for all of this?

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My daddy pays for absolutely everything.

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-Are you kidding?

-No.

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-How much do you think he's forked out over the years?

-Thousands, probably.

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That's why I need to see POD. I need to find a job,

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and I think, to get a job, I need to tone down my look,

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and also, to save my dad a lot of money.

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I have got a little quiz for you to try

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and work out how important it really is for you to get a job.

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You can either have a job in fashion PR or you can have six months

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of fake tan that doesn't come off. Oh! What a choice!

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-I'm going to say fake tan.

-That's the wrong answer!

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It doesn't come off!

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Would you like a job as a party planner,

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or would you like to have permanent fake eyelashes?

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-Party planner.

-OK, that's good.

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-So you don't like the eyelashes that much?

-They're OK.

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Would you rather be an air steward

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or have an endless supply of designer heels?

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Oh! Now you're asking!

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Um, no, I'd go for the job this time.

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Give me your best lights down the aisle.

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Oh, you've totally saved my life.

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All that really remains for me to say

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-is all the very best of luck and POD awaits.

-Bring it on!

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-I am POD, the personal overhaul device. Who are you?

-I'm Lacy Cakes.

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-What are your cakes laced with?

-Cream.

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How much cream?

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Lots of brown, fake cream.

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-Yes, POD computes you've been rolling around in mud.

-I like it.

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As you don't have a job,

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-POD wonders how you pay for all your ridiculous fakery.

-Daddy.

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-Oh, dear. Are you a bit of a daddy's girl?

-100%.

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-Is he feeding your fake addiction?

-He is.

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-But he hasn't got a choice.

-We'll see about that, young lady.

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-POD computes you've just met your match.

-Bring it on, POD.

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If you could do any job in the world, what would it be?

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Air hostess.

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-And why would you like to do that?

-Cos you can still be glamorous.

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POD computes that the only airline you'd work for is a no-frills one.

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You'd be surprised.

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-You've certainly got massive airbags.

-Basically.

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-They are whoppers, aren't they?

-Yeah.

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-Do they have names?

-Yes. It's Teeny and Tiny.

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-What do people say about them?

-They don't say, they...they grab.

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-That's not very nice.

-It's not, I can't stand it.

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-Shall we find out what the general public think of your look?

-Yeah.

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Run phase one, Public Analysis.

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I asked the public, "Would you want to snog, marry or avoid this girl?"

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-What do you think they said?

-Avoid.

-Let's find out.

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I think I'd avoid Lacy Cakes cos she's got a bit too much make-up on,

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and I prefer my girls a bit more natural.

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Makes sense. I suppose.

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I would avoid that girl cos she looks like a man in drag.

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-Yeah, I've heard that before.

-Even with Teeny and Tiny?

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Even with Teeny and Tiny.

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Avoid, simply because she terrifies me.

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SHE LAUGHS AND GROWLS

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In fact, 100% of the public - uh, that's everyone -

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said they'd avoid you.

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I'm not surprised.

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-It's time for a change, isn't it?

-Yeah.

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Lacy Cakes, POD computes you need to be transformed from

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a drastically dressed daddy's girl

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into an irresistible independent woman.

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-Amen to that.

-Run the Deep Cleanse.

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Goodbye, fake nails.

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I'll miss you.

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I won't.

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Urgh!

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It's not that bad.

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Run the make-under in three, two, one.

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Do you know what? I actually like it.

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I love it... I love it.

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I look so different. It's ten times better than I thought it would be.

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And how do you feel now Teeny and Tiny have been tucked away?

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It's weird, but they're going to stay away.

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-You genuinely look stunning.

-Thank you, POD.

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Before, 100% of the public said they'd avoid you.

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-What do you think they'll say now?

-Snog.

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I would snog her, because she's definitely a looker,

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someone I'd take out for a good night.

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It's better than what they said before.

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-It certainly couldn't be any worse.

-Yeah.

-I'd snog her.

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She's pretty fit. She'd have a good night out, it'd be fun.

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I would snog that girl. She looks nice. Nice hair, nice make-up.

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-Very nice.

-Is it nice to hear someone being that sweet to you?

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Yeah, makes a change.

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So 90% of the public now want to either snog or marry you.

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-Have you got time for all that snogging?

-No.

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What would you say to other people thinking about having a make-under?

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Do it, it's amazing. I'm so happy that I did this.

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POD computes that this make-under has been a complete success.

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-Thank you, Lacy. Goodbye.

-Thank you, POD.

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I've just had my make-under,

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and I'm about to go upstairs to meet my friend, Sian.

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She's seen me like this for the first time in years.

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I can't wait to see what she thinks about it.

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I'm very excited. Oh, my God, I can't wait.

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She's going to look so different, such a change.

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-Oh, my God.

-Hello.

-Oh, my God, you look amazing.

-Do you like it?

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-It looks so good.

-Oh, you like it?

-Yeah, really good. Turn around.

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-Really?

-Turn around. Look at the hair. Oh, my God.

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It's a bit of a shock to the system, how different she looks.

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-I'm so gobsmacked. You look amazing!

-Really?

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She looks so sophisticated. I really, really liked it.

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Now I've had the chance to take it in, I absolutely love my look.

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I think it's going to serve me well.

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I'm shaking - I was so scared about what you'd look like.

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-You were scared?

-I can't wait to take you out now.

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Show my new girlfriend off!

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One of the most valuable lessons I've learned from meeting POD

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is that I don't need to wear all the make-up to look good.

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I don't need to have my bits hanging out everywhere to look good.

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Covering up is still sexy.

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Cheers, Lace! To new beginnings.

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POD, I love you!

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Well, I've rocked the curlers-and-PJs look,

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but what other strange sights can be spotted on the streets of Liverpool?

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-ALL:

-Liverpool style is amazing.

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Liverpool style is gorgeous, fabulous.

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-Big eyebrows.

-Dramatic.

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-Big eyelashes, lots of make-up. Heels.

-Brown.

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I think Liverpool style is very feminine and very sexy.

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-Tell me a bit about Scouse style.

-It's really over the top, isn't it?

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-That's quite soft.

-Yeah.

-I thought it was going to be...

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We take pride in what we wear. We take pride in our appearance.

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I think the Scouser girls put a lot more effort

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-than any girl anywhere.

-Anywhere in the UK.

-Yeah.

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Liverpool style is the best in the world,

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and Milan, they follow us!

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Next up is a Scottish lass who works as a chef.

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Now, if she were to be a dish of the day,

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I'm pretty sure it would be duck a l'orange. Ha.

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Hi, I'm Charlene, I'm 19, and I'm tantastic.

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I live in Thurso, and I'm proud to be

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northern Scotland's most-tanned woman.

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Everybody in Thurso knows me, because of my tan.

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-Hi.

-Hello.

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Because I am black.

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Might do all right in the South of France,

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but it just looks a bit much in Thurso.

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The only white part of my body is the soles of my feet.

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We all tend to be quite pasty-white up here,

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but she's a kind of Day-Glo orange sort of colour.

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It takes me four-and-a-half hours a day to get ready.

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I think Charlene wears too much fake tan.

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I think she's much too orange-looking.

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There probably is a bonny lassie underneath there somewhere,

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but you've never seen it.

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Everything with me is fake.

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I wear four layers of foundation, my fake hair, fake eyelashes,

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fake nails, chicken fillets.

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All my friends always call me a Oompa-Loompa.

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Going on a night out with her is just embarrassing.

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I started cheffing when I was 15.

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I got into cheffing because I fancied a boy,

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and we've been going for four years now.

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My mum, she's a bit thin for my look, she thinks it's horrible.

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I think Charlene's look is totally over the top, I don't like it.

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She doesn't need it. It's just disgusting.

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Charlene's famous in Thurso, obviously, cos of her fake tan,

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but once she gets the make-under,

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I'm hoping everyone will see Charlene is a natural beauty.

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POD, I want your help because I want to look different,

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but you're going to have a challenge on your hands for this one.

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So I'm about to meet Charlene, who is apparently

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Thurso's answer to Katie Price. Let's take a look.

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Charlene, I'm so glad you've got the pink sunglasses on,

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because if you didn't,

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I'm pretty sure you'd camouflage into this sofa.

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-I know, well, I like it.

-It's a very strong colour you've gone for.

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-It's not dark enough.

-It's not dark enough?

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It's like an addiction, honestly, it really is.

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What would you like POD to do for you? Why are you seeing POD?

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Well, because my mum is like... oh, you know, in my face 24/7.

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And it was her that told me go head-to-head with POD.

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-Oh, really?

-Yeah.

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-So she really wants you to change your look?

-Yeah.

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Have got to the stage of your life where you've had enough?

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-I have, yeah.

-So I've got a few quick-fire questions for you.

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-OK.

-Cooking up a culinary delight

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or baking your baps till there's a fright?

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-Baking your baps till there's a fright.

-Oh, really? Unbelievable.

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-Greasy fry-up or greasy skin?

-Greasy skin.

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-Really?

-Yeah, I hate fry-ups.

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-Do you?

-With passion.

-You're a mad, mad woman.

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Please, sir, can I have some more, or sorry, darling, there's the door?

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-Please, sir, can I have some more?

-Amen.

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-Well, the very best of luck with you.

-Thank you.

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-POD awaits.

-I'm excited.

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-I am POD, the personal overhaul device. Who are you?

-I'm Charlene.

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-Where are you from?

-Scotland.

-Whereabouts in Scotland?

-Thurso.

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Ah, home to the Dounreay nuclear power station!

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That would explain your radioactive colour scheme.

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-POD would like to know, what colour would you describe your skin?

-Brown.

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Not orange?

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Thanks(!)

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POD computes you need to get that ridiculous slap off your face.

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You're going to get it!

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Please don't hit me, Charlene, I've got a very delicate lens.

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Being a chef, it is your look inspired by the food you serve?

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-What do you mean?

-For example, are you trying to look like this?

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-I do not look like a burnt bit of toast.

-Are you sure about that?

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-I'm positive.

-OK, well, maybe you look like the colour of this.

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A burnt sausage. I do not look like a sausage.

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I knew you were going to do that,

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give me a jug of gravy, I do not look like gravy.

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-POD is only here to help, Charlene, and, Lord knows, you need it.

-What?

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Nothing!

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-Shall we find out what the public thinks of your look?

-Yeah.

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Run phase one, Public Analysis.

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POD asked the public,

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"Would you want to snog, marry, or avoid this girl?"

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-What do you think they said?

-Marry.

-Marry?

-Yeah.

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-Who wouldn't want to marry me?

-Let's find out.

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I would avoid her, because she is a bit of a chav.

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I'd definitely avoid her,

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she definitely wears too much make-up,

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and she looks a bit on the scruffy side for me.

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They're probably scruffy themselves, how can they speak?

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Avoid. The spray tan's an absolute mess. It makes her look pathetic.

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It's not a spray tan, it's a mousse,

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so you just tell them it's a mousse, not a spray.

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POD computes that 100% of the people

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we asked said they'd avoid you.

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So my verdict is that, with your baked body,

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you look like a reject from Hell's Kitchen.

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Thanks(!)

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So you're going to go from kitchen nightmare to dish of the day,

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with my Michelin-starred make-under.

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It's time for the Deep Cleanse.

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-I'll keep my sunglasses on.

-No!

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This is ridiculous.

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Oh, God. I now have no hair. Now I look bald.

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Get 'em off!

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There we go. Done.

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Run the make-under, in three, two, one.

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Oh, my God!

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I think I'm seeing stars.

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I'm seeing a star, a star of natural beauty.

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God, I can't believe how light I am. I'm shocked.

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-POD computes that the only thing missing is a big stick.

-What for?

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Beating off the men.

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Thanks.

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What's your mum going to say when she sees this look?

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She's probably going to cry.

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Will the public be reduced to tears when they see your new look?

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Let's find out.

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I would marry her, she looks nice and natural.

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Aw, that's cute.

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I would marry this girl. She has a nice smile,

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-someone you could take home to your mum.

-That's nice.

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In fact, 50% of the public now want to snog you.

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That's good.

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And 20% want to marry you,

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which means that 70% of the public want to either snog or marry you.

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-That's good. Better than the last time, anyways.

-It certainly is.

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How does it feel to know that you are now a stunning natural beauty?

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-It feels great. I love it.

-It's been lovely talking to you, Charlene.

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-It's been lovely talking to you too, POD.

-Goodbye.

-Bye.

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Just now I'm feeling really nervous, just excited as well,

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but a nervous excitement. I just can't wait to see her.

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I think now Charlene's had the make-under, she's going to look very different.

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Oh, my God!

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Oh!

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My God, you look lovely.

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Oh!

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I knew she was going to start crying.

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I'm actually speechless, seriously speechless.

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I can't believe...

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I didn't recognise her coming down there just now.

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You look so sophisticated and businesslike and really lovely.

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Look, no fake tan. Brilliant. Not one bit of fake tan.

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I was actually shocked.

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She rendered me speechless, and that never happens.

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She was gorgeous, but she's even more gorgeous now.

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-Pale is beautiful, I love it.

-Here's to your new look. Cheers.

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Earlier, we met Lacy Cakes,

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who had an amazing transformation in POD, but did she keep her look?

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Let's have a little peek. Lacy, you look completely different.

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-Definitely.

-No hair at all.

-Thank you.

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It's a joke, because that's your dad. Hello, Charlie.

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What do you make of this new, improved version of your daughter?

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Oh, a lot better.

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I really did like it when she came home,

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but, as you can see, the hair is growing.

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What's happened, Lacy?

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I just couldn't get to grips with the short hair, I did like it,

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but it'll take time to get used to, so the hair extensions are back.

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But everything else is pretty much gone.

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-Yeah, the nails have gone, eyelashes have gone.

-Fake tan?

-Yeah.

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-Hardly any make-up.

-Your skin and face looks beautiful.

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-Now I can see your eyes.

-Yeah.

-So are you happy

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with this sort of slightly different version of yourself?

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I'm really happy now, definitely, I'm so glad I did it.

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And the clothes are more covered up as well.

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-You look lovely. You look really classy.

-Oh, thank you.

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-Do you prefer the look of the more covered up?

-Oh, yeah, definitely.

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I prefer her looking...less make-up, less tarty, basically.

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-Yeah.

-Cheers, Dad(!)

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Are you a little bit happy because she won't be using your credit card?

0:24:460:24:50

Yeah, yeah. A lot happier.

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So, Lacy, do you have a final message for POD, then?

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The make-over was great, but the long hair had to come back,

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but, POD, I still love you.

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-Do you really love her?

-I do.

-I'm sure Charlie does.

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POD's Liverpool lay-over is almost up,

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but there still time for a few more home truths from the hard drive.

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-You appear to have something living on your head.

-On my head?

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-Those caterpillars on your face.

-Eyebrows.

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This is a very sparkly top, which I like,

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because it attracts the light when you walk in the room.

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Ah, the deranged disco look. Bang on trend.

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Who have you come as? Pocahontas?

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This is my sister's. She'll be angry about that.

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Who's that, Lily Savage?

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We can all make fashion mistakes sometimes.

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-And you've clearly made a clothing clanger today.

-Ah!

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Liverpool girls are the bestest-looking girls in the world.

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They're the most glamorous-looking girls in the world,

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and I wouldn't change being a Liverpool girl for anything.

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-POD computes that is a very pretty and flattering dress.

-Thank you.

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Which makes your ridiculously long eyelashes look ridiculous.

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-I'll kill you.

-Please don't kill me.

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-I will, I'll kill you.

-Quick, call the fashion police!

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Earlier, we met Charlene, who's gone head-to-head with POD,

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but did she keep her look? Let's go and see.

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-Oh, my gosh. You look amazing!

-Thanks.

-You look so different.

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-I know, it's mental.

-I honestly didn't recognise you.

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I thought, "Who is the girl sitting on the couch?"

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That's what everybody's been like. "I didn't know it was you!"

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-I can't believe what a different colour you are.

-I know.

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Cos last time we met, we were on a tan sofa,

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and you kind of blended in to the background.

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But now we're on white sofas,

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and you're more of a similar colour now.

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I know. I can't believe how dark I went, like who does that?

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And your outfit, and everything's all buttoned up,

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-compared to everything coming out before.

-I know.

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It's...weird, but I like it.

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And are you happy with the sort of natural you?

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Yeah. It's totally different, like, but I love it.

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-Do you reckon POD's converted you, then?

-I'm never tanning again.

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-Honestly, you're never going to do it again?

-Never again.

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-That's a strong thing to say, Charlene.

-I know!

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Wow, you really have changed.

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Honestly, I actually feel so different. POD, you did good.

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You got a thumbs-up! POD got a thumbs-up. I think we win, then.

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-Give me a high-five. Well done. You look ace.

-Thanks.

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Hello, it's me.

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The wanderer returns. Come on in.

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Another day, another city conquered.

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So, Ellie, did you blend in with the Liverpool crowd?

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I went out with the rollers and the pyjamas on,

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and it was quite liberating,

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because you don't care what anyone else thinks.

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So you'll be adopting this look, then?

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No, I would never, ever, ever go out like that...I think.

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So is it mission accomplished in Liverpool?

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I think it's safe to say we have put Liverpool to bed,

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which means, for you, it's time to POD off.

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POD takes on Merseyside. Ellie tries out the 'pyjamas and curlers' look and POD goes into make under overdrive with two mega make unders. First up is a girl, nicknamed Lacy Cakes, who likes to show off her muffins. Then it is Charlene, a chef who looks like she's been baked. Can POD turn them both back into natural beauties?


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