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POD, you've got your work cut out!

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My name's Ellie Taylor, and if you're notching up miles

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on the motorway of fakery, then be warned,

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because Snog, Marry, Avoid is about to steer you in a new direction.

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Our Personal Overhaul Device, or POD for short, has been stripped down

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and rebooted and has waged war on Britain's biggest fakers.

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POD would like to know, how much does it cost to look this cheap?

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And nowhere is safe. This time round, POD is on the road.

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-POD computes you look orange.

-I look brown.

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From Manchester to Newcastle, Liverpool to Cardiff,

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if it's fake, we'll find it.

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POD, please let us in.

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POD is also challenging me to try out some local style disasters.

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SHE LAUGHS

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If you can't beat them, I suppose you have to join them.

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This week, POD has landed in the capital of Wales,

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and also one of our capitals of fakery.

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Yes, we're in...Cardiff.

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-Well, hello.

-Hi, Ellie.

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-Please enter.

-Thank you.

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-Shwmae, POD.

-I'm sorry, Ellie, what does that mean?

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It's "Hello" in Welsh, because we're in Cardiff, innit?

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Oh, yes, and POD computes that in Cardiff,

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the women have an obsession with talon-like nails.

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-What, like Wolverine?

-Yes, like some crazy kind of eagle bird.

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Your mission is to go out

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and find out what this obsession with long nails is all about.

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Do I have to go and get them?

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Well, I know what you're like when it comes to fakery.

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-I think you like it a little too much.

-Let's go and see.

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-I reckon I could NAIL that request.

-Oh, dear.

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I think that's one more nail in the coffin of good humour.

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You're so mean.

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Coming up in tonight's show...

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Did you just shoot me?

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I say I look quite hot, sexy. Amazing, really.

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..we have an Essex girl who just can't let her tan go...

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People call me Tangerina Karina. I absolutely hate it.

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..POD takes on the worst of our Welsh style sinners...

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-What have you two come as?

-You're just mean.

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..and also finds Cardiff lads just can't keep their clothes on.

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There's no happy medium for you, POD.

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And, we meet a boy whose fondness for fakery has put

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a limit on his love life.

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If I was to go on a date with someone, by the time

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I was to get ready, they could have gone on, like, three other dates.

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Cardiff - home of rugby, dragons, daffodils

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and a Welsh assembly of fakes ready to take on POD.

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We always look good, because we're from Cardiff.

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What do you think Cardiff girls wear?

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-Not a lot, to be honest.

-Really?

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Can I take off my leggings and show you my shorts?

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-If you must.

-Look.

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There's a lot of girls who are wearing hair extensions.

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-They're both out.

-Loads of fake tan.

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Life's better with a tan.

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-Fake nails.

-Are those your own nails?

-Obviously not.

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I think it's about five years behind the rest of the UK, probably.

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ELLIE GASPS

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Some people in Wales don't bother looking their best, do they?

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More emphasis on the boobs.

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Cardiff's not tacky or cheap.

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You've got to look beautiful, glamorous - just can't look trashy.

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No.

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It takes a lot of bottle to look like this next girl.

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In fact, it takes three bottles a month. I'm talking about fake tan,

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which means she'll certainly leave her mark on POD

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in one way or another.

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My name's Karina, I'm 26 years old,

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I'm a mum and I do glamour modelling.

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When I'm on the school run in the mornings,

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I do get some strange looks from the mums.

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There's me walking along, sort of all done up to the max.

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# Don't stop Make it pop

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# DJ, blow my speakers up... #

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I apply fake tan every day.

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I say I look quite hot, sexy. Amazing, really.

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I feel so much better now I've had my tan done.

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Can you actually see out your eyes with those on?

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-Yes, what do you mean?

-You do look like a tangerine, don't you?

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My mum's husband... Oh, my God.

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Every time I go round there, he's always got something to say.

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She frightens the life out of me.

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She's got a pretty face under there somewhere, but we haven't seen it for a while.

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He's got a little nickname that he likes to call me as well,

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which is Tangerina Karina. I absolutely hate it.

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When I go to the gym, I have to make sure that I'm tanned up

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to the max and I've got a full face of make-up on,

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because you never know who you're going to see in the gym.

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She will never, ever leave the house

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without her make-up or hair being done.

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She just loves the glam, the bling of things.

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Because I'm a mum, I think that I need to head down the whole

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sophisticated, still a bit sexy, but mature look

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and I just don't really know how to go about that myself, really.

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POD, I really need your help.

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I really need you to help me tone it down a bit, please,

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but I just don't know how to do it, though, so please help me.

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Karina clearly makes fakery a full-time job,

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so I think it's time to enforce a tea break.

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If you just close your eyes, I'm just going to spray you down.

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-Right, that's done. How are you doing?

-Hello.

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-I think we've had quite enough of that then, haven't we?

-Yeah.

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-So tell me, what is fake about your look?

-My tan, my eyelashes, my hair.

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-Do you get a lot of attention through the way you look?

-Yeah.

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-From who?

-I don't know if it's the right attention or the wrong attention, though.

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-Is it from blokes?

-Yeah, the blokes, they love it.

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So what brings you to POD for a makeunder, then?

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Because I'm a mum as well,

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I think I sort of need to start looking a bit more sophisticated.

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Still a little bit sexy, but more sort of mature look.

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But I am dreading the fact that they're going to take away my eyelashes.

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They are like the fringing of a rug.

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-POD's totally going to take them off you.

-I know.

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So, I've got a quiz for you to try and work out how obsessed

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you really are with your fakery.

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So, imagine that you and your ideal man are on a desert island.

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-Who's your ideal man?

-Vin Diesel.

-OK.

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You can pick one of these two things to take with you.

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-OK, bronzer or bikini?

-Oh, my God.

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-Am I on a desert?

-Desert island.

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Bikini then, because the sun will tan me.

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Hair extensions or a hammock?

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Hair extensions.

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But you can't get jiggy in a hammock with Vin Diesel then.

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Mirror or mobile phone?

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Probably my mobile phone, because I can use that as a mirror as well.

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Reflective surfaces - clever girl!

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What I've learnt is that I probably wouldn't want to be stuck on

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a desert island with you, because we'd have lovely hair, but we'd die.

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-All that is left for me to say is POD awaits.

-Thank you.

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Tangerina Karina is going to be revamped.

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I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device. Who are you?

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Hi, POD. I'm Karina.

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Do you have a nickname?

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-Yeah, I do have a nickname.

-Go on.

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My nickname is Tangerina Karina.

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And why do you think that is, Karina?

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It may have something to do with my tan, maybe.

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POD computes you're a tangerine mummy.

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SHE GIGGLES

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No, I'm just a mummy, POD.

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You're a tangerine mummy.

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You're a bit cheeky, POD.

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POD computes that you're a bit orange, Karina.

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KARINA GIGGLES

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What do you think your look says about you to other people?

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I think guys probably think that it's quite a sexy look.

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-Shall we find out?

-OK.

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Run phase one - Public Analysis.

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I asked the public if they would want to snog, marry or avoid this girl.

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-What do you think they said?

-Erm...definitely snog.

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I would avoid the girl because I prefer natural-looking girls.

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She's got too much make-up and stuff.

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-"And stuff"?! What's "and stuff"?

-They can't mean clothes, can they?

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I would definitely avoid her, because it looks like

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too many have snogged her already.

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-SHE GASPS

-What a cheeky git!

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I would avoid her because she looks like Pete Burns.

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Pete Burns?

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Oh, my God. Really? I don't look anything like them. Him.

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In fact, 90% of the public want to...

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-avoid you.

-Oh, my God!

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-Are you ready to hear POD's verdict?

-Yes, POD.

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POD computes that you need my...

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Oh, you're so mean, POD.

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-Run phase two - Deep Cleanse.

-OK.

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Remove all your excess baggage.

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There you are.

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I look so stupid, POD.

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-You looked stupid before.

-No!

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Oh, my God.

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There. I feel naked.

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That's it, keep scrubbing.

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-There you are.

-Oh, Karina. Run the makeunder in...

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Oh, my God!

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I look well different.

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-Different good?

-Yeah, different good. It's a bit... I'm a bit like, wow!

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I like it. I'd say I look more like a mum now than what I did before.

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-And you're not tangerine anymore.

-I know, I'm really, really pale.

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What do you think this looks says to the general public about how you are?

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I think they'll probably think I look quite sophisticated and pretty.

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I asked the public would they want to snog, marry or avoid you

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looking like this. What do you think they said?

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Hopefully, some said snog.

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-Shall we find out?

-OK.

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I would snog her.

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She seems like an attractive, outward-going, smiley girl.

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Oh, that's really sweet.

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I would marry her, because she seems dead nice and sweet

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and she doesn't wear much make-up.

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Oh! Oh, bless.

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I'd definitely snog her, yeah.

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She's a nice, classy-looking girl, nice make-up, nice hair.

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Aww! I like these people. These people are nice.

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-Previously, 90% of the public wanted to avoid you.

-Yeah.

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-Now, 80% of the public want to snog you.

-Oh, my God.

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-And the other 20% want to marry you.

-I like the results better, POD.

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POD computes this has been a complete success.

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-Tangerina Karina will be no more.

-No.

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-Goodbye.

-Bye, POD!

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Tonight, I'm meeting my best friend Becks, my best friend Claire

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and my best friend Matt.

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I'm here to show them my new look and see what they think of it.

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I'm really excited to see Karina, but nervous at the same time.

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I'm really hoping she's going to like her new look.

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-Hello.

-Oh, my God!

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-Oh, my God!

-You all right?

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You look lovely!

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I think they was all very, very shocked when they see me.

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I think they all absolutely loved it, though.

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You look absolutely amazing.

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-So much better, honestly. Oh, my God.

-Do you think?

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It's just like you're a different person.

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Seeing their faces made me want to cry.

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It's just nice that they're all sort of happy to see me in my new look.

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-You look a lot more sophisticated.

-I feel like a mummy now.

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I feel like a proper mum now.

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I think it will be a complete shock to people on the school run,

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and I think she'll enjoy it.

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I think she looks absolutely stunning.

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They can't really call me Tangerina Karina now, can they?

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They'll probably call me Mighty Whitey or something!

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Thanks a lot, POD, for my new look. Really love it.

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Trying to get used to it. Couldn't have done it without you.

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Thanks, POD.

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Earlier, POD set me the mission of embracing the local ladies' love

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of massive, long, fake nails, but before I get my own set

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of Cardiff claws, I think it's time to work out exactly what I'm in for.

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And how I'll unzip myself if I need to...go.

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I have them painted and a pattern put on.

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It just makes them look pretty.

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-Do you see a lot of girls around with the big...?

-They do.

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All about the cat claws in Cardiff.

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-Do you usually have really big nails?

-Yeah, the long ones.

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-How long?

-Erm...out to there.

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How do you get anything done?!

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# If you like it, then you should have put a ring on it... #

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I imagine doing up a zip would be quite hard with this.

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Yeah, and buttons as well.

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# ..Put a ring on it

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# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh... #

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OK, so you're all done now, ready to wow the streets of Cardiff.

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Well, let's see. Let's go and have a chat to some people

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and see what they make of these bad boys.

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What do you think of these bad boys?

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Don't like them.

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Why? Why?

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I think they look like cat claws.

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Shall we see what they're like,

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maybe if I give you a little massage?

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-I'd love that, go for it.

-Yeah?

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You can just sit at home on a lonely Friday.

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Ah!

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-That's not even a scratch, that's more like a tickle, Ellie. Come on.

-You want it really hard?

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You can do better than that, I know you can.

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Do you like my nails?

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Yes, I do.

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-What about all the sparkles?

-I think that looks lovely.

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Hello, I just wondered if you liked my nails?

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Did you just shoot me?!

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Now, I was going to ask you what you thought of my nails,

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but I've just spied yours.

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Give us a flash. Oh, my gosh.

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How do you do anything with those?

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I think it's basically you get used to them as they grow.

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-I mean, they're quite normal to me.

-So they're real?

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Yeah, yeah, they're mine.

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I've had these on today and people have said I look like a witch.

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Yeah, I get that all the time. Yeah.

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Does it bother you?

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Some days, but mostly, no. Because I'm not.

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Because you're not a witch!

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No.

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Oh, Ellie, I think I'm going to hate this. Come in.

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Do you like them?

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POD thinks they are suitably horrendous.

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They've got a certain charm, if you like daggers, I think.

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What experiences have you had with them?

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Quite a lot of the blokes really liked it because I gave them

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a little bit of a back scratch, a bit of a head massage.

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Ellie, POD does not send you out there to touch men.

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I know, but some of them are really buff round here!

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-Now take those nails off and get back out there.

-OK, then.

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Next up is a bloke who blames his fakery obsession

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for making him late for everything.

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Let's hope he doesn't keep POD hanging around.

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She's no lady when she's waiting.

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I'm Dan. It takes us three hours to get ready,

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but good things come to those who wait.

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I'm 20 and I'm a trainee hairstylist from South Shields.

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I literally paint my face from about 5.00 in the morning.

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Tan is, like, the best invention ever.

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I think Dan's way over the top.

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Everybody just laughs. My friends think it's hilarious.

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Right now, I'm Sellotaping the mitt to the end of the mop

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so that I can reach me back.

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I would just love him to have a makeunder

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so that he just looks normal again.

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When I go out with him, when we go shopping, everyone stares,

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and it's just too much, so I don't go anywhere with him anymore.

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It's a shame, really.

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He's always late, always late for college

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because he's putting his make-up on or he's dyeing the hair

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or he's touching things up. Always late, never on time.

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ALL: Dan!

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The hair's done, the face is on, we're ready to go out.

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My love life right now is, like, non-existent.

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If I was to go on a date with someone,

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by the time I was to get ready,

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they could have went on three other dates.

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POD, it takes me ages to get ready and I can't do it anymore.

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I really need your help.

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Blimey, Dan looks like he'd be late for his own funeral.

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Although I'm sure he won't be late to meet moi.

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He won't be that long, I'm sure.

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Dan!

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Oh, God, I won't be long. Two minutes.

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-Oh, well, hello.

-Hi, hun.

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Take your time, why don't you? Grab a seat.

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-What have you been doing in there?

-I've been getting ready.

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Your clothes are quite interesting.

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You seem to have skinned a couple of chickens

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and whacked them on your shoulders.

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-Yeah, I thought it would look better on me so...

-Oh, my God, Dan.

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You need an intervention, and I think this is the time for it.

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-Yeah.

-So I know you're looking for a fella at the minute,

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but I know you won't leave the house unless you look perfect.

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So I've devised a quiz to try and work out what kind of man

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you would be willing to leave the house for on time.

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-OK, David Beckham or David Cameron?

-David Beckham, definitely.

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-You don't like David Cameron?

-I don't know who that is.

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Robert Pattinson or Robert De Niro?

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-Robert Pattinson, but with a spray tan.

-Yeah, cos he's really pale.

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-Yeah.

-Harry Styles or Prince Harry?

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Prince Harry, cos he's probably, like, really rich.

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Well, I hope you have a great time in POD.

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I can't imagine that she's going to let you keep the blue in.

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Oooh, I think POD's got her work cut out.

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I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device. Who are you?

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-Hi, POD, I'm Dan.

-Are you a bit desperate, Dan?

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-No, I'm not desperate. Do I look desperate?

-Certainly do.

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Oh, my God, as if! I look great. I don't look desperate, I look good.

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Dan, why are you covered from head to toe in fake tan?

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I look sun-kissed.

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I look like I've just got back from, like, a really hot country.

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Dan, you don't look like you've been kissed by the sun -

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you look like you've been slapped around the face by it.

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How long does it take for you to look this ridiculous?

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Probably, like, two days.

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But all that time spent painting your face hasn't exactly

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helped your love life.

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Can you tell POD why that is?

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Because by the time I get ready to go on a date with someone,

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they could have been on, like, four dates already.

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And what do you think your look

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actually says about you to other people?

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-That I'm rather creative.

-Shall we find out?

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-OK, go on.

-Run phase one - Public Analysis.

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Dan, I asked the public

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if they would want to snog, marry or avoid this boy.

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What do you think they said?

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Well, I think they said avoid.

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I would avoid him, cos he looks like

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he would probably take my wallet.

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No way!

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I would avoid, cos his hair is a show.

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This show would be on Broadway. This would be packed to the brim.

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I'd probably snog

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but then avoid for the rest of the night

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and the rest of the year.

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Oh, my God, I can't believe it. That is terrible, that's awful.

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-In fact, 60% of the public do indeed want to avoid you.

-60%?

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POD computes you need my...

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Oh, God, bring it on, POD.

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Run phase two - Deep Cleanse.

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Remove all of your excess fakery.

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Oh, God.

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Oh, POD.

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It's a bit hard with these amazing shoulder pieces in the way.

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Bye, beautiful eyes.

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Oh, I can see a bit better now, actually.

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-Oh, my God.

-That's it, cover it all up.

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-Oh, POD, this is terrible.

-POD would like you to hold up that wipe.

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I want to see how much make-up is on it.

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It looks like you have covered your face in cake mix.

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Run the makeunder in three, two, one...

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Oh, my God.

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No!

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I look like a completely different person.

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I actually like it, though. I think I look...

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I didn't think I would look good, but I do actually like it.

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How does it feel to know that

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you're imminently going to be saying goodbye to your single days?

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Oh, POD, that would be nice.

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Well, it's time to put your new look to the test.

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I asked the public

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if they'd like to snog, marry or avoid you,

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looking like this.

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What do you think they said?

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-I think they said snog.

-OK, here goes.

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I would snog. He looks very, very natural.

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Aw, that's nice.

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I'd snog. He's cute,

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but we're probably both a bit too young for marriage.

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Yeah, I am a bit young for marriage,

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so they can all just, like, form a queue and wait till later.

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I'd marry him,

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just because he looks natural, and he's fit.

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He is proper fit.

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Oh, well, it's good to know that I'm marriage material now.

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Previously, 60% of the public said they would indeed avoid you.

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Now, 70% of the public want to snog you

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and 20% want to marry you.

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Oh, POD, that is absolutely amazing. That's brilliant.

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POD computes that your makeunder has been a complete success.

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Oh, thanks, POD.

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-Goodbye.

-Bye!

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I've come to see my sister,

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and I'm really nervous as to what she's going to think of me new look.

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I hope she actually still recognises us.

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I'm dead excited. I've been waiting all day.

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On the train, I've been thinking about what he's going to look like,

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and I really can't wait to see him.

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-Surprise!

-Oh, my God.

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-Do you think I look good?

-Yeah.

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-Do you?

-Yeah.

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-Do you like it?

-I really like it.

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He looks much better, fresher, and I love it. I love his hair.

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So do you prefer the old me or the new me?

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-Definitely the new you.

-Yeah.

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-We can actually go shopping without people staring.

-I know.

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-You can walk down the street with us and not be embarrassed.

-I can come out with you.

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I think my sister was genuinely shocked,

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but she definitely prefers the more toned-down me,

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so that's a good thing.

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Cheers, hun.

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Thanks for the makeunder, POD.

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I'm definitely going to keep this look.

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It'll take us less time to get ready in the morning

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and I'll have so much time to do other things, so thank you.

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Earlier, POD peeled away Tangerina Karina's orange exterior

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to reveal a natural beauty underneath.

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But did she keep her look? Let's go and see.

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-Well, hello.

-Hello.

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I'm not sure if you're trying to trick me by wearing an orange top.

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Is there orange tan lurking underneath here, or it's all good?

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-No, it's all gone.

-Are you kidding?

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No, there's nothing.

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-Congratulations. That's amazing.

-I put a little bit on the face, but...

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-But nothing else?

-No.

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-Tangerina Karina has died.

-Yeah.

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So, in POD, you said that you'd quite like a look

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that would stop the other mums staring at you at the school gates.

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-Has it worked?

-They did look,

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cos obviously it's a drastic change from what I was before, but they're probably not looking, thinking,

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"Oh, my God, she looks like she's going out for the night."

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-So has everyone been positive?

-Yeah.

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They've all been, "It looks so much better."

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I was like, "Why didn't you tell me this before?"

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-So if you had a message for POD, what would you say to her?

-Thank you, POD,

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for helping me change my look.

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-I really appreciate what you've done. Thank you!

-Double thumbs up.

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-Double thumbs up.

-Yeah!

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We're almost done for the day in Cardiff,

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but we couldn't leave without letting POD get to grips

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with the worst Welsh fashion failures.

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-Hi, POD, let us in!

-Hi, POD!

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-What have you two come as?

-I'm a dinosaur.

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-I have a tail. A dinosaur tail. Who doesn't want to be neon?

-Me.

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-Why not?

-Because quite frankly

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you're going to give everyone a headache looking like that.

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-You're just mean.

-So those glasses - do you both have trouble seeing?

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-They're prescription glasses.

-Yeah, really bad.

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-Would you lie to POD?

-ALL: No.

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POD, let me in.

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POD computes that you, young man, need to put some clothes on.

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I'm not sure if I can agree to that.

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At the very least, pull those tracksuit bottoms up.

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How far? There?

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-That's a bit too much.

-There we go, see?

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There's no happy medium with you, POD.

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Do you remember Dan from earlier? The one with the weird blue hair

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that POD turned into a natural handsome hunk?

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Let's go and see if he kept his look.

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-Well, you look a little bit different.

-Do you think?

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-Where's the blue gone?

-The blue is well gone.

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-You do look much more natural.

-Yeah.

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The thing that I really notice about you, apart from the no blue hair,

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is the fact that half of your torso isn't out.

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Yeah, I'm, like, a lot more covered up now.

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I'm not going to get arrested for indecent exposure.

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So, are you on time for things these days, then?

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Yeah, I'm on time for college, going out with my friends,

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and I've got a lot more time to do things as well.

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So, Dan, have you got a final message for POD, then?

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Thanks for the makeunder, POD, you've done an amazing job.

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But I had to bring the tan back just a little bit.

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Just a little bit. What's a man to do? What's a man to do?

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-Hello.

-Come in, Ellie.

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So, I think we can say, Wales, done.

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Did you get rid of those disgustingly ridiculous nails?

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I have mostly, apart from one mouldy one that wouldn't come off!

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-See, Ellie? This is what happens with fakery.

-It's disgusting.

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And it's pulled loads of my actual nails off,

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so I definitely won't be having those again.

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Good. I'm very pleased. And what else did you find out?

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I found out that there are quite a lot of hunky men knocking around.

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We talked about that. They're not for you to play with.

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-Just a little bit!

-No, Ellie.

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-Your mission is to help me, and we've got more work to do.

-No way.

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I'm off to go and try some Welsh rarebit.

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And as for you, it's time to POD off.

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POD takes on Cardiff! Ellie tries out 3D nails and POD goes into make under overdrive with two mega make unders. First up is Karina - nicknamed 'tangerina' - she is a mummy, who is struggling to be yummy. Then it is Dan from South Shields, who applies fake tan to his back with a mop. Can POD turn them both back into natural beauties?


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