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Fakers beware!

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I'm Ellie Taylor. Snog Marry Avoid is back on the road.

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You have been warned!

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Don't look now, but I think you've got a couple of bald men in a headlock!

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Oi, you, orange-faced streaky one!

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Beware, because POD has your fakery in her lens!

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Makeunder machine POD is on the prowl...

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And she's ready to bite!

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Do you like wearing a dead badger around your neck?

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From Birmingham to Cardiff, South East London to Essex,

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POD will be taking Britain's biggest fakers to task.

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POD computes that your blinging is minging!

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Aw, that's tight.

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Families across Britain have had enough of the fakery

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that's stolen their sons and their daughters,

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their brothers and their sisters.

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Down with fakery! Down with fakery!

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We haven't brought her up to look like this.

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Let the battle on fakery commence!

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Welcome back to Snog Marry Avoid.

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This week we're in the home of the Millennium Stadium...

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The Millennium Centre...

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and what feels like 1,000 years of fakery.

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Be afraid, boys and girls. POD is on full fake alert,

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and she's coming to get you.

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Welcome to Cardiff!

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Hi, POD.

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Come in, Ellie.

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Hello, Ellie. Where are we this week?

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We're in the wonderful land of Cardiff.

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Oh yes, Cardiff.

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My programme shows Wales as the land of rolling hills and deep valleys.

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Oh, POD, I'm not going to lie.

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I've seen my fair share of valleys already today.

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Most of them very orange as well, actually.

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Orange? As in fake?

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I think there is a little bit of fakery around.

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How much fakery are we talking?!

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OK, loads. I blame Gavin Henson.

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Well, I've only got one thing to say to that.

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"Get out there and find Gavin Henson?"

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-No, Ellie, get out there and get rid of the fakery!

-OK. I'll have a crack.

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Coming up on tonight's show, we meet a charity shop queen

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and her two fake friends...

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The bigger the eyebrows, the more confident I feel.

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They have got to go!

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I'll be investigating why Cardiff's going crazy for disco pants...

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What do you like about the trousers?

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They're tight!

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And POD has a jolly with a dolly.

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All you need now is a tea set

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and we'll have a nice little tea party.

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That would be lovely.

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Cardiff babes love a good night out.

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-But just how high are they prepared to go on the fake-o-meter?

-Hi, POD!

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-How would you describe a Cardiff girl?

-Oh!

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In Cardiff you see more fake tan than anywhere else.

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Hold your hands up for me.

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Turn them around.

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Classy!

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-False eyelashes.

-Bigger eyebrows.

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Fake hair.

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We love roots.

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Why are your fringes trying to touch each other?

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Do you fake it up?

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Definitely! Fake and tacky all the way.

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Dwi'n cariad Caerdydd, dwi'n cariad fakery!

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I saw an old man wearing jeggings the other day.

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It was disturbing.

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Now for Jasmine, who lives by three principles...

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Faith, hope, and above all charity!

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Hey, I'm Jasmine, and I'm from Newport,

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and I'm the queen of the charity shops.

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I would describe my style as crazy...

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These are looking pretty good now.

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..vintage...

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I really like it.

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..completely over the top.

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and majorly colourful.

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Bargain-hunting is literally my life.

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I always seem to attract the weird men.

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She dresses like my grandma would dress up.

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Nice vintage.

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Ever since I can remember, I've wanted to be different.

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I would describe Jasmine as a punk rock parrot.

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Jasmine's style has a lot to do with being a triplet and standing out.

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Josh and Jo, my brothers, do look quite like twins.

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I was always the other one.

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I work in a little pub in Caerleon,

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and I love it. Not sure what they think of my look.

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I think Jasmine's eyebrows are a bit crazy, really.

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They have got to go.

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They are like two slugs about to fight each other.

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I think the bigger the eyebrows, the more confident I feel,

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especially when I go out.

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If I'm going to a mad rave or something,

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they tend to sweat off my face, so I do have to top them up sometimes.

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POD, please get rid of this crazy make up and these eyebrows.

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So, POD, this is my challenge to you.

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Bring back my little daughter

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or it'll be the worse for you.

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I'm here to meet Jasmine at this charity shop.

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But it looks like she's just having a wander round,

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trying to get some vintage bits first.

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I don't know about vintage,

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I feel bloomin' ancient just looking at her.

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Jasmine, you look like you're playing that game where

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you have to put on as many clothes as you can in a minute.

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I don't think I look like I'm playing a game.

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-There's a lot of... There is a lot of everything.

-I love it.

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I think the more, the better.

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We haven't even started on the eyebrows yet,

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but they are... They are... They are...

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on your face, a lot of your face.

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I still love it. It's going to be hard to part with my look.

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-Why are you here, then, woman?

-Because I want to get a boyfriend.

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"I love it, I love it! But I want a man."

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I need to tone down a bit.

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Jasmine, I've got a quiz for you to work out

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if you're really ready to leave your charity shop ways behind you.

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Do you prefer the smell of fabric conditioner

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or the lingering scent of mothballs?

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-Fabric conditioner.

-Do you?

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A little bit mothy.

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Do you prefer a brand-new jumper

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or a slightly misshapen pullover?

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I reckon a misshapen pullover. It's got a story behind it.

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If someone gave you a brand new pair of Louboutins

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or an old pair of shoes they found in a charity shop,

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-and you could only have one, what would you pick?

-Louboutins.

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Yeah, I like it.

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From this quiz, Jasmine, I think you are a charity shop girl,

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but there's hints of someone inside who wants nice, new things.

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Come with me, young woman, and I will take you to POD.

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I think you're winning me over!

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Good luck, have fun, enjoy.

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Let me in, POD!

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I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device.

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Who are you?

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Hi, POD, I'm Jasmine.

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Eyebrow alert, eyebrow alert!

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POD computes they're the largest eyebrows I have ever seen.

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They're amazing. What do you mean?

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-They're amazingly ridiculous.

-No!

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POD computes you look like a pantomime dame.

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No, I don't! I look amazing and colourful.

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To get ready, do you cover yourself in glue and roll around in bins?

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What do you...? No, that's just ridiculous!

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Why do you want to make yourself look like you've had a fight

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-in a charity shop?

-Oh, come on, that was horrible.

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What's wrong with charity shops?

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They sell dead people's clothes.

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Oh, my God, that was so harsh.

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Why do you want to stand out so much?

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Because I'm a triplet and I have two brothers,

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and they are always stealing my limelight.

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I just looked like the odd one out and it wasn't very fair.

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You definitely look a bit odd now.

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And it's not very fair on us. Let's run public analysis.

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I asked the general public if they wanted to snog, marry or avoid

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-this girl. What do you think they said?

-Snog?

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I would avoid her because her make up makes her look like a drag queen.

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A drag queen! Really?

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I would avoid her because her make up makes her look like a clown.

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Thanks.

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I would avoid her because

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she's trying way too hard to stand out,

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and I'm not a fan of her caterpillar eyebrows.

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Caterpillars!

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In fact, 100% of the public wanted to avoid you.

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Are you serious, POD?

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POD contributes that you are a confectionery eyebrow

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charity shop calamity,

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and you need my eyebrow madness

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to natural beauty gladness makeunder.

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Are you ready for the next stage of the makeunder process?

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Come at me.

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It might take a while, but it's time for your deep cleanse.

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Take off all of your accessories.

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Now take our make up removal pads

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and remove all of your make up.

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How many wipes do you have there?

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Um... One, two, three, four, five.

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Jasmine, that is an all-time POD record.

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It's time to run the makeunder in three, two, one...

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Oh, my God!

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Is that actually me?

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That is actually you.

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Oh, my God, I look really nice.

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How do you feel?

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Really natural but not plain.

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I feel nice. I love this shirt.

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How does it feel to think that you've got normal eyebrows?

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It's really strange.

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I feel like I've got a forehead.

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But I still think I could do with a bit more colour.

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-Colour is fine as long as you don't go over the top.

-OK, POD.

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Do you understand me, Jasmine?

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I understand.

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Earlier on, 100% of the public wanted to avoid you.

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How did that feel?

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It was horrible. It's not very nice.

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-And what do you think they said now?

-Marry.

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I would snog her because her outfit looks great

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-and she's got nice legs.

-Woo!

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I would snog her.

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-She has a pretty face.

-Aaw!

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I would definitely marry.

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-She looks sweet, natural, and she's a good-looking girl.

-Yay!

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Jasmine, you have gone from 100% avoid to 100% snog or marry.

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-Yay.

-You ARE a beautiful girl, aren't you?

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-Thanks, POD.

-What's the main thing you've learnt?

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I've learned that less is more.

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Well done, Jasmine. Are you ready to strut your stuff on the catwalk?

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I definitely am.

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Initiating PODwalk.

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Jasmine is about to bear her natural beauty

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on POD's very own catwalk,

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which has been transported to a club in Cardiff.

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She's hoping to impress friends and family, and above all her dad.

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I am hoping she'll look a lot more sophisticated.

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Come on. Amazing. Amazing.

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-You look amazing!

-Thank you!

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What's the fatherly view?

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-I think it's a massive transformation.

-Thanks, Dad.

-Much more elegant.

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Do you think this look is more likely to get you a nice fella?

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I hope so. I'm going to give it a good shot tonight when I go out.

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-I think it is.

-I pray to God that I won't see those eyebrows ever again.

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I promise you I will try my best.

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They do seem to have made a reappearance

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on your brother's face, though. Am I right?

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POD computes that Jasmine has gone from

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over-accessorised pantomime dame to cool, elegant babe.

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It was really lovely seeing Jas walk down the catwalk tonight,

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looking really good.

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Oh, my God, the change is dramatic.

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It's going from this clown look to such an elegant person.

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I think they were a bit shocked. I don't think they expected it,

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and I think they're really glad the eyebrows have gone.

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Cardiff lassies love to be bang on trend,

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and the latest craze has got them in a bit of a squeeze.

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Girls, what are you wearing?

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Disco pants.

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They look like bin liners.

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We think they're trendy.

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How do you get them on?

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Well...

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Disco danger alert!

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Recalling Ellie immediately.

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All right, why am I back in here again, then?

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-I've noticed a worrying new trend, Ellie.

-Right.

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-It's this groovy, spangly leg nonsense.

-What do you mean?

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I mean disco pants.

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-They look like this.

-Oh, blimey.

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I really don't like them.

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In fact, I'd like you to go out and investigate them.

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But how about trying them out for size first?

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You could've ironed them.

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Trust me, Ellie, once you've got into a pair of those,

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you won't be seeing any creases.

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Have you bought the right size?

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Look, POD, I'm getting to quite a crucial bit.

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Do you mind if I go and do this privately?

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No, but Ellie, remember, only the disco pants.

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Of course! Stop doubting me!

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Tell me why you like to wear them.

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Because you can move in them.

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They're, like, really comfortable.

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I think they suck you in. They make you feel...

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What do you like about the trousers?

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They're tight.

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They're very good if you have a bum.

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What happens if you don't have a bum?

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-You get that like plank look.

-Yeah.

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I've got something in my pocket for you.

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One of those!

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Don't make me run.

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# D-I-S-C-Hello. #

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In the 70s, would they have been purple?

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-What colours would you have had?

-Mostly black.

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Everyone gets a little bit scared

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-about what the back view's going to be.

-Yep.

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Do you know what the secret is? Just don't look in the mirror.

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I just don't feel comfortable showing that much leg.

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Soon as someone comes in with a camera down low, just cover.

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I might go and buy a pair now.

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Yeah, I've empowered you.

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Does my outfit gives you really, really good vibes?

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Not really, no.

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Pants are unbelievable, you know.

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What vibes does it give you?

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Stay away.

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I'm entitled to my choice, yes.

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-You are entitled to your choice.

-Absolutely.

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-Do you know what I choose?

-Yes.

-Disco!

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Hiya.

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So Ellie, tell me, what have you found?

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That a lot of girls like these very much.

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A lot of people are having trouble getting into them

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but the payoffs are worth it because...

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-SLURP!

-..it sucks everything in!

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Ellie, you know what I'm going to say.

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You're going to say, "Ellie, take down your little jacket

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"and then do an impression of Sandy from Grease?"

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No, Ellie, I'm going to say, "Stop mucking around,

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"get those disco pants off and disco yourself out of here!"

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OK, I can't promise I'm not going to keep these. Bye.

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Now for Vicky, whose inspiration is a dolly.

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No, not the country superstar, the plastic toy kind!

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Hey, I'm Vicky, I'm 22 and I'm a fashion student from Plymouth.

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'The reason that I want to look like a doll so much is...'

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I suppose it started at a young age really.

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Playing with dolls,

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I just always thought they were the perfect kind of girl.

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My fakery is bleached hair.

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These are the longest human hair extensions which I've been able

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to find. I shake my eyebrows off and draw them on.

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It covers up all her natural beauty in many ways.

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False nails.

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Her hair is fake. Her face is fake. Even her eyes are fake.

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Everything she can get fake is fake.

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Dolls are made out of plastic and that's what I'm aiming for.

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Plastic fantastic perfection.

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'I live at home with my mum

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'and my stepdad and my brother and my animals.'

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So fluffy.

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'Ages ago when I was younger'

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and I was all natural-looking, all of my friends would get

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attention from galleries and I would never get any

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and it seems like the faker I got, the more attention I would get.

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What I love most about going out is getting ready at the beginning.

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I have just put hairspray on my face

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because it makes the make-up stick to your skin.

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High maintenance. Getting ready to go out she takes forever and a day.

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More is more is more.

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The best nights are when you are out with Vicky.

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She's loud and she's fun.

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Guys either love her or hate her.

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I think Victoria's current style gets the wrong attention from men.

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My look does scare boys off but then you find really freaky,

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weird ones who still think it is OK to talk to you.

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Hello, POD, I want you to work a miracle, please.

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Bring back the real Victoria I once knew.

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POD, this is me dolled up. You cannot doll this down.

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I love my dolly Vicky. We are bestest friends.

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I plait her hair, we play teddies, we really love each other.

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-Please, stop touching my hair.

-Sorry.

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-You really do look like a dolly.

-Thank you.

-Thank you.

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-Do you take that as a compliment then?

-Yeah, definitely.

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What do your friends and family think of your look?

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I think they like it.

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-Really?

-I think they think it is a bit over the top.

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-My dad wants me back to my natural colour.

-Which is how dark?

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-Exactly the same as your hair.

-That's not so bad, is it?

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-No, it looks nice on you.

-Why are you coming to see POD?

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I do want to see if I can still feel like I do now

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when I haven't got all this stuff on.

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More comfortable and a little bit more grown-up looking.

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-Audrey Hepburn style.

-I never saw Auds in this.

-No.

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Vicky, I have got a quiz for you to see if being a doll is

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-actually taking over your life.

-OK.

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Do you like to sleep in a bed or in a big box, covered with cellophane.

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Definitely the big box.

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Would you like your boyfriend to be manly or slightly smooth.

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They have got to... Oh. Oh, right. Manly. I would go for manly.

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Do you like to take holidays in Faliraki or drive away in

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a big, huge, pink campervan?

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I don't actually know where Faliraki is.

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-I'm guessing it's the huge, pink campervan.

-Yeah, I'll go with that.

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-Can you drive?

-No.

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-You are very close to turning into a full-blown human doll.

-Brilliant.

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Shall we go and see POD and try and change that?

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You have no choice. Come with me.

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-Are you ready? Are you excited?

-I'm ready.

-Good luck.

-Thank you.

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Hello, POD.

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I am POD the Personal Overhaul Device. Who are you?

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I'm Vicky.

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Is there a string coming out of your back so you can speak?

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No.

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-Did you come in a box with matching accessories?

-No.

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Why do you look like a dolly then?

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Cos I want to look like a doll, thank you.

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Show me your elbows.

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Do you think that fakeness looks good?

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No.

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How long does it take you to make you look this fake?

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About two hours, probably.

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-Two hours dedicated solely to fakery?

-Yeah.

-Why?

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It takes a lot of time to put all this stuff on, doesn't it?

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Please hold out your hands and close your eyes.

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All you need now is a tea set and we'll have a nice little tea party.

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That would be lovely.

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You look like a little girl again holding those toys.

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Yeah, I'm loving it.

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Except one that needs to get her roots done

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and sort out her elbows.

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Thanks.

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POD says if you are going to be Prime Minister of Dolly Land

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how would you defend all the dollies of the world?

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Dolls are like perfect humans.

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They're like everything that humans want to be so they're like,

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"Let's make a really beautiful

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"little woman and make her into a doll."

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Why did you not think you were OK already?

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The thing is,

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when I was younger and I had my brown hair, boys just didn't like me

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and I thought obviously personality isn't enough cos everyone's

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shallow these days so I made myself into this.

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-Do you have a boyfriend?

-No.

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-So it's not working, is it?

-Not really.

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Let's run public analysis.

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I asked the public whether they would snog, marry or avoid this girl.

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What do you think they said?

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They said, "Marry."

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I would avoid her because it looks like somebody has sneezed

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black gunk around her eyes.

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That's not very imaginative, is it?

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That sounds like something a five-year-old would say.

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You're the one dressed like a toy!

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I would avoid this girl because she looks really cheap and tacky.

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It costs a lot of money to like this cheap.

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I'd definitely avoid this girl cos she looks like she's

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fallen through a children's fancy dress shop.

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Oh, see, I like that comment

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and I don't understand why that's an insult.

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In fact, 100% of the public said they would avoid you.

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I'm really surprised that there is that many people with such...

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..closed minds out there.

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POD computes that you are way to pink to make the boys wink!

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You need my plastic problem to natural beauty phenomenon make under.

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-Maybe I do.

-Let's run the deep cleanse!

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First of all I want you to take off all your accessories.

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Goodbye, silly shoes!

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Keep going!

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This one won't come off. Oh, my God, but they're disgusting.

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Now hand over those straggly extensions!

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Oh, my God, I look like Mystic Meg.

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Get that eye makeup off as well, please!

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I haven't got any eyebrows. I'll look like a right weirdo alien.

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Hold up that wipe so that I can see it.

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POD computes that you have very lovely, fresh skin.

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Oh, my God, it's awful.

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-Are you ready for your make under?

-Yeah.

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Run the make under in three, two, one.

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Oh, my... Oh, my God. What the hell? I do not even look like me.

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What do you think, Vicky?

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I don't know. I do like the hair colour. Is it...?

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It's like sort of gingery brown. I quite like that. That's cute.

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-You look cute!

-Thank you.

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Originally I sent the public a picture of you looking like a doll

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and what did they say?

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Everyone wanted to avoid me and I was outraged.

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I showed them a picture of you looking like this.

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-What do you think they said now?

-Marry.

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I would snog her because she looks gorgeous.

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She looks like she'd have a good time and a lot of fun.

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Oh, that's cute and that's accurate. About the lots of fun bit.

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I would snog her. She's got nice eyes, she looks confident and fun.

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I would marry her. She seems like a nice, pleasant girl.

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I'd probably take home to my mum.

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Oh. That's quite cute.

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In fact, 40% do want to marry you.

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And the other 60% want to snog you.

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It's being a ginger. It's my new thing.

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What have you learnt from being made under, Vicky?

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I have learnt from being made under that being a blonde isn't

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necessarily the best thing and I think maybe being a ginger is.

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Are you ready to show the world the naturally beautiful Vicky?

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I'm ready to show them the naturally beautiful me.

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Initiating POD-walk.

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Vicky's about to take the floor on the POD-walk But will her dolly

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to sophisticated lady transformation raise a cheer from her friends?

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I'm a little bit nervous and I suppose I'm excited. I'm not sure.

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It's like a feeling in my stomach. I feel a bit sick.

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CHEERING

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-You look fabulous!

-Thank you.

-Do you love it?

-I like being ginger.

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That's not a sentence you often hear!

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She looks absolutely stunning.

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I think she's going to pull quite easy!

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POD computes that Vicky has gone from peroxide plastic dolly

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to rather well-turned-out young lady.

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I thought it was going to be, like, terrifying

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but it was actually quite fun.

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And it was nice to see my friends at the end.

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I didn't even recognise her. I've never seen her without

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the makeup, the eyebrows, the hair, pink and she just looks incredible.

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I think she'll definitely keep the hair.

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makeup might take a bit more work!

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It was quite a positive reaction and

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it was just really nice.

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Cardiff guys and girls love flashing their flesh

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but exactly what Welsh rarebits are they showing off?

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In Cardiff you find very short dresses,

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most of the time with girls' bums hanging out.

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The girls don't wear clothes.

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Really high heels.

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Cheeky short skirts.

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I think it's a bit tarty personally but that's just my opinion.

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There's a lot of flashing the flesh in Cardiff.

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Revealing tops.

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Especially as the night goes on, it kind of gets shorter.

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Rather than just legs or boobs you get boobs and legs.

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It's tacky. We don't like tacky in Cardiff but some people do, sadly.

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POD computes there's more meat on show than there

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is at the local butchers!

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POD changed multilayered Jasmine

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and peroxide dolly Vicky into natural beauties.

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But did they keep their look?

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Ta-da!

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Well, there were no eyebrows on you, Jasmine.

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-Oh, my God, the eyebrows, they have gone.

-For ever?

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I genuinely think that's it now. They're done. I don't need them.

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The rest of the look is kind of the same in that it is still quite

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eclectic, there's lots of sort of mishmash of styles going on.

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What have you kept from the makeunder?

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I think everything is just more toned down.

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People have really complimented me since.

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Have you had any luck in the chap department?

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-Maybe.

-Have you?

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A little bit. Someone actually asked me out so...

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Do you think that would've happened when you had crazy eyebrows?

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It didn't happen so, no.

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So, over all, a good experience coming to see POD?

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Yeah, it's been really worth it. Definitely changed a few things.

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And to you, Miss Vicky.

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When I first met you, you told me that in your family it was

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probably your dad who liked your look the least.

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-What did he think when you had your makeunder?

-He loved it.

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He really, really did like it.

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You have gone exactly back to how you were apart from your hair.

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I don't know. I don't wear the really, really dolly stuff as much.

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This is like my more casual version. This comes out a lot more.

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-You think this is a more grown-up version?

-Yeah, definitely.

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I think this is a slight evolution.

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The crucial question is do you think you are a natural beauty?

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Yeah, but I like having the stuff stuck on.

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Well, I think we can tick Cardiff of the list then.

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Yes. As ever, Ellie, I've been incredibly successful.

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Well, well done, you!

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Thanks. I am after all the world famous POD.

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-MOCKING:

-Meh-meh-meh-meh-meh.

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Now, Ellie, please don't criticise my wonderful powers of make under.

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I'm not. I'm just gently mocking your wonderful powers of modesty.

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I don't really understand what you mean.

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-Get back out there and get cracking!

-Afraid not.

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Me and my valleys are going to the valleys so you can POD off.

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In Cardiff, Ellie (eventually) manages to squeeze her way into the season's hottest new trend - disco pants. POD performs two gobsmacking transformations. Queen of the charity shops, Jasmine, loves her gigantic eyebrows, saying 'the bigger my eyebrows are, the more confident I feel', but her brother thinks 'they look like two slugs about to attack each other'. And doll-lover Vicky's plight for plastic-fantastic perfection is driving her father up the wall, as he pleads 'bring back the real Victoria I once knew'.

Can POD turn them both into natural beauties? And will they keep their looks?


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