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# Go ahead and look at me | 0:00:03 | 0:00:05 | |
# Cos that's what I want | 0:00:05 | 0:00:06 | |
# Cos that's what I want...# | 0:00:06 | 0:00:08 | |
I'm Ellie Taylor. | 0:00:08 | 0:00:09 | |
And Snog Marry Avoid? is hunting out fakery wherever we land. | 0:00:09 | 0:00:13 | |
At the moment, quite frankly, you look like a drag queen. | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:00:16 | 0:00:17 | |
If you love fake, but want to give the spray tan a break, | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
you've come to the right place. | 0:00:20 | 0:00:21 | |
Families across Britain have had enough of the fakery | 0:00:21 | 0:00:25 | |
that's stolen their sons and daughters, | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
their brothers and their sisters. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
ALL: Down with fakery! | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
Down with fakery! | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
The world's only makeunder computer, POD, | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
has modified her motherboard and is ready to kick some artificial ass. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
Oh! | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
From Birmingham to Bromley, Cardiff to Liverpool, | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
she'll be flushing out fakery and unearthing natural beauties. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:48 | |
I have got taste, POD. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:49 | |
I think it looks all right. I get compliments. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
And I've accepted POD's mission | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
to explore uncharted fathoms of fakery. I'm going native. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:58 | |
-Whoo-hoo! -You can't go out dressed like that. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
-Why? -You might get arrested. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:02 | |
POD's nails are back and they're sharper than ever. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:05 | |
This is Snog Marry Avoid? | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
This week, POD's arrived in a port that's home of the Mersey | 0:01:20 | 0:01:24 | |
and rain and the Albert Dock. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
But there's still not enough water to wash off all the fake tan. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:31 | |
Tonight, POD has crossed the Mersey | 0:01:32 | 0:01:34 | |
and has detected a tidal wave of fakery spreading across...Liverpool! | 0:01:34 | 0:01:39 | |
-Hiya, POD. -Hello, Ellie. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
LIVERPUDLIAN ACCENT: All right, POD. Hell-aaaaa. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:46 | |
I take it we're in Liverpool again. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:47 | |
Yeah. Can you not tell from the accent? | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
To be honest, I can't do the accent. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
I don't know if you've noticed, I just put la on the end of words. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
Yes, I was getting that. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:55 | |
It was rather extreme, though, | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
which brings me onto the problem with Liverpool. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
Everything is just too extreme. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
That's why I love it here. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
The girls look immaculate. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
The amount of effort they go into just being perfect. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:09 | |
Love it! | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
I want you to get out there and just tone things down. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
Including your accent. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:15 | |
Sorry. OK, I absolutely will. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:16 | |
I'll have a word with myself. See ya-la. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:20 | |
Coming up on tonight's show - | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
I meet a tanorexic with a phobia for all things white. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:26 | |
I think everyone looks so much better with a glow to their skin, | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
instead of walking around like milk bottles. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
I'm out on the pull vintage style. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
-Would you maybe come and buy me a gin and tonic? -I certainly would. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
And at last, the au natural penny has dropped. Well, almost. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:43 | |
I think the only thing that's natural about me is my complexion. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
Finally, I get a makeover with a shovel and trowel. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:49 | |
What is that?! | 0:02:49 | 0:02:50 | |
It might once have held the title of City of Culture, | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
-but when it comes to fakery... -Hello, POD. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:59 | |
..the lads and lasses of Liverpool are strong contenders in that, too. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
In Liverpool, the fashion's all about the Scouse brow, | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
the big hair, onesies. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
# Bring the action...# | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
-Most girls in Liverpool wear... -Fake eyelashes. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
-Lots of fake tan. -Big bouncy curls. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
-Scouse brows. -Big backcombing. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
Bigger the better. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
Liverpool invented big hair. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:19 | |
You're not a real woman if you don't have hair extensions. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:22 | |
-Sleep in your rollers overnight. -It takes a day to get ready to go out. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:26 | |
Sometimes longer than a day. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
Depends on where you're going. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:30 | |
Fake tan on a Thursday, fake tan on a Friday night. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
We go to different cities a lot of the time, | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
but no-one is like a Liverpool girl. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
# Bring the action. # | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
Even if we're going to a shop to get a pint of milk, | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
we always look nice and look after ourselves. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
That's why we're the best city. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
BOTH: We love our makeup! | 0:03:44 | 0:03:46 | |
There are three colour palettes in Laura's life. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
There's pink, there's pink and there's pink! | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
And there's orange. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:55 | |
Hi, I'm Laura. I'm 18 years old, | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
I'm a pink princess and I'm from Manchester. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
# She thinks she's made of candy | 0:04:00 | 0:04:03 | |
I love pink. It's gorgeous. It looks dead girly. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
My whole room is pink. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
If I was Prime Minister, I would make everything pink. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
I'd make that tree pink. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
I'd make that bench pink. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
I'd make this swing pink. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:18 | |
I'd make everything pink. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:19 | |
You should cut back a bit on some of your pink. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:22 | |
I think it is a little childish, Laura's look. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
Because she images herself on like a Barbie look. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:28 | |
My fakery is my backcomb, | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
my eyelashes, me fake tan, me nails. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:34 | |
Everything. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:35 | |
# Now tell me, hey ho, here she goes...# | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
My mum's bought me a spray tan tent for doing mobile spray tans. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:42 | |
# She thinks she's made of candy...# | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
I think everyone looks so much better with a glow to their skin | 0:04:44 | 0:04:47 | |
instead of walking around like milk bottles. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
I worry about Laura's look because the way she dresses, | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
she's going to attract the kind of blokes | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
that want like a trophy on their arm | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
rather than somebody who cares about who she is inside. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
I started wearing makeup because I started getting picked on in school. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:05 | |
I just started adding to my look, adding more fakery | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
and everything, I felt better about myself. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
Then I started actually getting compliments. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
I feel like I look better like this. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
My fake tan, my makeup and everything is like a mask, really. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:19 | |
It hides who I am, so it makes me feel better about myself. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:22 | |
She doesn't need that makeup | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
And it's heartbreaking to see your daughter think | 0:05:25 | 0:05:28 | |
that she's got to wear all that to go out. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
I think POD will be able to sort Laura out. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
POD will take away the tan, the hair extensions and just the fakery. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
Hi, POD. You might think I'm orange, but I'm not, I'm brown. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:42 | |
Good luck trying to change me, | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
but you won't take the Pink Princess away from her crown. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
I'm here waiting for Laura. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
She's still getting ready, so I'm going to have a drink. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
Wait a bit, kill some time. Might as well. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
# Da ba da dan dee dee dee da ne na na na | 0:05:53 | 0:05:57 | |
# Be my baby | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
# Da ba da dan dee dee dee da ne na na na | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
# Pretty baby. # | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
Oh, my goodness! I've been waiting for ever. What have you been doing? | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
I was just sorting me tan out in the bathroom. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
You are unbelievable, woman! | 0:06:14 | 0:06:15 | |
Your face is an incredible colour. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:19 | |
It's like crazy brown. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
-I like it, though. It looks reet. -It looks reet! | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
It looks something, I tell you. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
So, Laura, how long does it take you to get ready? | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
-About six hours. -No way! -Yeah. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
-Seriously? You could nearly fly to New York in that time. -Probably. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:35 | |
Do you think blokes like this kind of look? | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
Well, they seem to go for it, don't they? | 0:06:37 | 0:06:39 | |
Right. I've got a little quiz for you | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
to try and work out how princessy you really are. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:45 | |
Would you prefer a night on the town or a knight in shining armour? | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
A knight in shining armour. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
-Does he have to wax his chest? -Yeah. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
You are high maintenance. Definitely! | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
Would you prefer a glass of lager or a glass slipper? | 0:06:55 | 0:06:58 | |
-A glass of what? -Lager. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:01 | |
I don't like lager, no. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:02 | |
Seven dwarfs or seven days in Ibiza having it large? | 0:07:02 | 0:07:07 | |
-Ibiza. -Have you been to Ibiza? | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
-No. I want to. -You would fit in beautifully. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
It's cheap there, as well, for drinks, innit? | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
Cheap for drinks, cheap fake tan, sorted. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:17 | |
So from my quiz, I think you are a little princess | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
and you're blummin' high maintenance. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
-Are you ready to come with me? -Yeah. -Let's go. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
-Are you psyched? -Yeah. -Yeah. -Let me in, POD. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device. Who are you? | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
I'm Laura. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
Hello, Laura. Why do you look like a child's dolly? | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
-I don't think I look like a child's toy, POD. -Really? | 0:07:43 | 0:07:47 | |
It looks like you should come in your own box with accessories. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:49 | |
Oh, you're cheeky, you, POD. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
And why are you wearing fluro pink? | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
You look like a highlighter pen. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
What are you trying to highlight - the fact you've got no taste? | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
I have got taste, POD. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
I think it looks all right. I get compliments. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
If you're not sporting the dolly look, | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
then perhaps you look too much like a princess. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
In fact, you look like a blancmange Rapunzel. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:09 | |
Blancmange? I don't even know what that is. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:12 | |
It's a disgusting pink dessert. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
Tell you what, shall we test to see if you really are a princess? | 0:08:14 | 0:08:17 | |
OK, then, POD. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
A frog, POD? | 0:08:19 | 0:08:21 | |
Give it a kiss, then, and see if it turns into a prince. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
POD computes you'll never get a prince looking like that. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
Oh, well. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:29 | |
Laura, what would be some of the benefits | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
of seeing and liking yourself as a natural beauty? | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
To be able to go out and enjoy myself more. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
I guess you wouldn't guess I like getting dirty, | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
looking like this, but I actually do. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
Really? You like getting dirty? Doing what? | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
I like quad bikes and stuff, POD. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
I went on holiday and I enjoyed it, | 0:08:47 | 0:08:49 | |
but I was too worried about me tan | 0:08:49 | 0:08:50 | |
and getting mud splashed all over me going through puddles. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
No look is worth you not living your life. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
-I know, POD. -Especially one this ridiculous. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:59 | |
It's time run Phase One - Public Analysis. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:03 | |
OK, then, POD. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:04 | |
I asked the public, would you want to snog, marry or avoid this girl. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:09 | |
What do you think they said? | 0:09:09 | 0:09:10 | |
I'll say avoid because that's what everyone says, innit? | 0:09:10 | 0:09:13 | |
Well, 80% of the public do want to avoid you. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
80%? I didn't think it'd be that bad. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:20 | |
I would avoid this girl because she looks too high maintenance. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
Well, I guess that's true, then, POD. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
I would avoid her because her hair is a bit too much for me | 0:09:25 | 0:09:29 | |
and the pink doesn't work for her. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:30 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
I'd avoid her because the hair extensions make her look too false | 0:09:32 | 0:09:35 | |
and not natural at all. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
That's the whole point, innit, anyway, POD? | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
-What - to look fake? -Yes, POD. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
POD computes that you are a tanorexic pinkaholic | 0:09:41 | 0:09:44 | |
who needs to go to fakery rehab, | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
where you'll get my preposterous-pink plonker | 0:09:46 | 0:09:49 | |
to perfectly-put-together-princess makeunder. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
A pink plonker, POD? | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
It is now time to run the Deep Cleanse. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:57 | |
Time to remove all those jingly-dangly bits. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:01 | |
And those Pat Butcher earrings. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:04 | |
Hand over those straggly extensions, too. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:07 | |
Ooo, it's stuck. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:08 | |
There now, already you look better. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
-No, POD. -Remove your eyelashes. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:13 | |
POD can see your natural skin underneath. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
It's so much nicer a colour. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:19 | |
No, POD, this isn't good. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
Now I want you to hold up your hands by the side of your face. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:24 | |
Oh, Laura! | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
Run the makeunder in 3...2...1. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:30 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:10:36 | 0:10:39 | |
Wow! I don't know what...I don't even know what to think. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:43 | |
I like the eye shadow. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:44 | |
I'm not sure if I'm keen on the dress, though. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
Do you not think this dress is a bit funky? | 0:10:47 | 0:10:49 | |
It's OK for someone else, but it's just not me. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:51 | |
Exactly, Laura. We're trying a new you. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:54 | |
Wow! | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
RIBBIT! | 0:10:56 | 0:10:57 | |
-Look, Laura, it's the frog again. -Yeah, so I see. | 0:10:57 | 0:11:00 | |
Ooo! A handsome prince. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:04 | |
I know, I can see. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
Well, the least you can do is give him a kiss. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:08 | |
OK, then, POD. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:11 | |
Laura, previously, I showed the public | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
a picture of you in your old look. What did they say? | 0:11:13 | 0:11:17 | |
80%, POD. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:18 | |
-Yes, 80% avoid, wasn't it? -Yeah. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:21 | |
What do you think they said this time? | 0:11:21 | 0:11:23 | |
-Probably avoid. -Let's find out. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:27 | |
I would snog her. She's pretty fit. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:29 | |
Really? Oh, my God. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
I'd definitely marry her because she looks like a classy girl. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:34 | |
She's got nice hair and she's not over the top. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
Yeah, I'd snog her. She's very pretty, very attractive. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:41 | |
No, POD. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:43 | |
Do you not think you are very pretty and attractive? | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
No. Not without me tan, anyway. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:47 | |
This time, 60% want to snog you. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:50 | |
And the other 40% want to marry you. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:52 | |
That means 100% of the people we asked | 0:11:52 | 0:11:55 | |
now want to snog or marry you. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:57 | |
No-one wants to avoid you, Laura. | 0:11:57 | 0:11:59 | |
No, POD, I don't believe that one bit. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:02 | |
POD computes you look absolutely stunning. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
OK, then, POD, if you say so. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:07 | |
Are you ready to strut your stuff on the catwalk? | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
-Yes, POD. -Initiate Podwalk. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:12 | |
The Podwalk's been beamed down into one of Liverpool's hottest bars. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
Will Laura's long-suffering family and friends like her classy look? | 0:12:17 | 0:12:21 | |
I think they'll like my look, but not me outfit. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:25 | |
I think they'll like me hair out of everything, | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
but I don't like it meself. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
CHEERING | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
# Such a good feeling, this feeling | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
# This feeling, this feeling | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
# I can't stop myself feeling | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
# Feeling, feeling | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
# Such a good feeling, this feeling | 0:12:42 | 0:12:45 | |
# This feeling, this feeling...# | 0:12:45 | 0:12:47 | |
-What do you think? -She looks absolutely stunning. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:50 | |
It looks really nice. It looks really, really nice. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:53 | |
-I look a mess. -You don't! | 0:12:53 | 0:12:56 | |
-Do you not like it? -No. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:58 | |
ALL GROAN | 0:12:58 | 0:12:59 | |
It's turned into a pantomime! They don't believe you! | 0:12:59 | 0:13:02 | |
Do you not believe it when a whole room of people | 0:13:02 | 0:13:05 | |
are telling you you look amazing? | 0:13:05 | 0:13:06 | |
And your mum and dad, the people who love you the most? | 0:13:06 | 0:13:09 | |
You do. You look absolutely stunning. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:11 | |
Gordon, are you glad to see the fake tan go? | 0:13:11 | 0:13:14 | |
I am. I'm just upset she doesn't realise. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:17 | |
It's a shame she doesn't realise that she looks better like that. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:20 | |
Honestly. For what it's worth, apparently nothing, | 0:13:20 | 0:13:23 | |
I think all of us here think you look blummin' knockout, sister. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:27 | |
-Whoo! Whit-whoo! -Yeah! | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
-Yeah! Yeah! -CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
Laura's been transformed from potty princess to perfectly pretty. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:39 | |
Oh, she looked stunning when she walked through on the catwalk. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
Absolutely amazing. The hair suits her like that. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:45 | |
They all said they liked my look, but I don't believe them. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:48 | |
It's my opinion that matters, not everyone else's, so... | 0:13:48 | 0:13:52 | |
I think I'll stick to my look | 0:13:52 | 0:13:53 | |
because it makes me happier how I was than like this. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:56 | |
Once the City of Culture, | 0:13:58 | 0:14:00 | |
Liverpool's streets have become contaminated | 0:14:00 | 0:14:03 | |
with a deluge of fogy fashion outlets | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 | |
appealing to those in search of the vintage vixen look. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:08 | |
Every other shop is a vintage shop. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:10 | |
There's more vintage shops than fashion shops. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
I love vintage. I absolutely love vintage. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:14 | |
The top I've got on today, for example, was 99p in a charity shop. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:19 | |
BOTH: We like vintage. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
Don't your clothes smell of mothballs and old people? | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
Sometimes they smell like churches, | 0:14:23 | 0:14:25 | |
but I wash them and put lots of perfume on them. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
SIREN WAILS | 0:14:27 | 0:14:29 | |
Hiya, POD. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:33 | |
My detectors have spotted a worrying growth | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
in young people dressing up in the clothes of old biddies, | 0:14:35 | 0:14:38 | |
or even the dead. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:40 | |
You don't mean old biddies, you mean vintaaage. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:43 | |
Whatever it is, POD computes it's ugly | 0:14:43 | 0:14:46 | |
-and wants you to investigate matters further. -Yeah. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:49 | |
To help you fit in, I've bought you these. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:52 | |
Oh! Thank you. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
How long have these been knocking around? | 0:14:54 | 0:14:56 | |
Not as long as the clobber you'll be wearing, I'm sure. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:59 | |
Spiffing! I'll go and get my vintage on. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
It's the attention to detail that's very important | 0:15:03 | 0:15:05 | |
when you're doing housework! | 0:15:05 | 0:15:07 | |
Do I look like the kind of person you'd like to have tea with? | 0:15:09 | 0:15:12 | |
Yes. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:14 | |
-Would you maybe come and buy me a gin and tonic? -I certainly would. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:18 | |
-Smells like an old woman. -Housewife. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:21 | |
It just looks a bit frumpy. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:23 | |
Lavender? Lavender cupcake? Anyone? Earl Grey? | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
-I do like that smell. -Do you?! -Yeah. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
-You're basically saying I look like I'm good at dusting. -Yeah. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:31 | |
You remind me of Betty Boop, which is my little heroine. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:34 | |
Harry? Harry, wait for me! | 0:15:34 | 0:15:35 | |
-You're looking very elegant tonight. -Thanks very much. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:39 | |
-I like this. -Oh, yeah, I like it! -I like the top of your hair. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:43 | |
I just like doing that. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:44 | |
-I took you out in 1953. -Did we have a good time? | 0:15:44 | 0:15:46 | |
Yes, we had a fabulous time. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:48 | |
It looks innocent. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:49 | |
Do I look innocent, like a lady in the street, but a freak in bed? | 0:15:49 | 0:15:53 | |
Yeah. You do, yeah. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
-Anything you don't like about the outfit? -Too red. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:58 | |
-That's fine, we can sort that out. -That's better, yeah. Absolutely. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:01 | |
OK. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
UPPER CLASS ACCENT: Oh, hello, POD? Marvellous! | 0:16:03 | 0:16:06 | |
Oh, hello, POD. How are you? | 0:16:06 | 0:16:09 | |
Ellie, this outfit is not vintage, it's charity shop. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:11 | |
And what clothes do you find in a charity shop? | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
Dead people's clothes. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:15 | |
Well, I think I look very nice. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
The only thing you'll pull in that outfit is an octogenarian. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:20 | |
I have, a few, actually, today. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:22 | |
But you'd be surprised, a lot of the young blokes like it, as well. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
I'd prefer you looking like a stunning natural beauty | 0:16:25 | 0:16:27 | |
of the 21st century, | 0:16:27 | 0:16:29 | |
not like some deranged old biddy from the last one. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:31 | |
-Do I look like an old bat? -Battleaxe. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:34 | |
Now, get back to looking fabulous. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:36 | |
Roger that. Tally ho! | 0:16:36 | 0:16:39 | |
Natasha loves dressing up in a bit of a Katy Perry look. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:44 | |
Unfortunately, her style is creating... | 0:16:44 | 0:16:46 | |
# Fireworks. # ..for her family. Sorry. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:51 | |
Hiya. I'm Natasha. I'm 20 years old and I'm a pinup girl from Cannock. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:55 | |
# I know a place...# | 0:16:55 | 0:16:58 | |
Some people often call me the Blue Bombshell of Cannock. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:01 | |
I was about 14 when I first started experimenting with my hair colour. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:05 | |
# California girls we're unforgettable...# | 0:17:05 | 0:17:09 | |
It makes me stand out from the crowd because it's blue. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:11 | |
I may be a little bit to blame about the makeup | 0:17:11 | 0:17:15 | |
because I've loved it myself since the age of 14. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:19 | |
My fakery is my hair, eyelashes, | 0:17:19 | 0:17:23 | |
my eyebrows, | 0:17:23 | 0:17:24 | |
my drawn-on lips, my tattoos. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:27 | |
I think the only thing that's natural about me is my complexion | 0:17:27 | 0:17:30 | |
because I don't wear fake tan. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:32 | |
It would be nice if I was born in the 1950s. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
I think I'd fit in a little bit better than where I do now. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
# I met him out for dinner on a Friday night...# | 0:17:37 | 0:17:40 | |
I wear three sets of eyelashes on a normal day to work. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:43 | |
I do add an extra couple of pairs on a night out | 0:17:43 | 0:17:46 | |
just to make me look a bit different. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
I find them all over the house. They're like insects. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:52 | |
Usually in pairs. I'm not sure if they're breeding. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:55 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:17:55 | 0:17:57 | |
I worry about Natasha, how it's affecting her health. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:02 | |
Because her hair's falling out terribly | 0:18:02 | 0:18:04 | |
with the bleach and the colours. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:07 | |
And also, with the piercings, it's worn away her gums. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:11 | |
I've missed out on job opportunities just because of the way I look. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:15 | |
# California...# | 0:18:15 | 0:18:17 | |
Please, POD, give me back my daughter. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
I want my daughter to know she's beautiful on the inside and out | 0:18:19 | 0:18:23 | |
and she can look beautiful naturally. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:25 | |
POD, you're never going to pin down this pinup girl. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:28 | |
I'm here to meet Natasha. I'm very excited and I think... | 0:18:28 | 0:18:32 | |
Oh, my God! Panic attack! Hang on! | 0:18:32 | 0:18:34 | |
I think there's one of her false eyelashes on the floor! | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
She's probably out of her mind and crying and shaking and... | 0:18:36 | 0:18:39 | |
Oh! My mistake. It's just a big spider. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
Dude, what is with the lashes? | 0:18:41 | 0:18:43 | |
I love my lashes too much. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:45 | |
POD's going to whip those off as soon as you like. Wow! | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
-And certain things are really out and about. -Yeah. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:50 | |
-Are they always out and about? -Not when I'm at work, no. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:53 | |
-OK. They're on day release today? -Yeah. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:56 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:18:56 | 0:18:57 | |
So, have you got any idols, then? | 0:18:57 | 0:18:59 | |
I'd probably say I like Katy Perry's style. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:01 | |
-Any nipple tassels? -No. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:03 | |
I have a quiz to discover if you are more Katy Perry or more Natasha. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:08 | |
-Are you ready? -Yep. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:10 | |
OK. Have you ever kissed a girl and liked it? | 0:19:10 | 0:19:12 | |
-I kiss my friend all the time. -That's a yes. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:15 | |
Do you like being hot and cold? | 0:19:16 | 0:19:17 | |
Hot. Yeah? | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
Favourite night of the year. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:21 | |
ELLIE HUMS A TUNE | 0:19:22 | 0:19:24 | |
Oh, bonfire night. Fireworks. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:27 | |
Yes! You're getting it now, you're getting it. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:29 | |
There's a question about talking about your teenage dreams. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
But frankly, I don't really want to know. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
-Are you ready for POD? -I'm ready. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:35 | |
Right, let's do this. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:37 | |
# Oh, when we are rocking through the roof...# | 0:19:37 | 0:19:40 | |
Welcome to POD, my friend. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
Hi, POD. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:52 | |
-Who are you? -Hi, POD. I'm Natasha. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:55 | |
And what's inspired this look? | 0:19:55 | 0:19:57 | |
-I like Katy Perry. -You're not kidding. | 0:19:57 | 0:19:59 | |
POD computes you need to give her hair back. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:03 | |
No, I'm keeping it. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:04 | |
Then I think perhaps there's something missing from your outfit. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:07 | |
What's that, POD? | 0:20:07 | 0:20:08 | |
This! | 0:20:08 | 0:20:10 | |
Even though I don't necessarily agree with the granny blue rinse, | 0:20:10 | 0:20:13 | |
here's some accessories to go with it. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:15 | |
I love it, POD, thank you. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
And your shopping trolley matches your hair. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:20 | |
I think it looks quite good on me, to be fair. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:22 | |
Generous, aren't I? | 0:20:22 | 0:20:23 | |
Yeah, very. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
POD computes that natural beauty would make you look fabulous, | 0:20:25 | 0:20:27 | |
because quite frankly, at the moment you look more like a drag queen. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:31 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:20:31 | 0:20:33 | |
It's time to run Phase One. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
Yeah, OK. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:38 | |
I asked the public whether they wanted to snog marry or avoid | 0:20:38 | 0:20:42 | |
-this girl. What do you think they said? -Erm... Hopefully snog. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:46 | |
I'd avoid her because she's got too much make-up on | 0:20:46 | 0:20:48 | |
and I prefer things more natural. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:50 | |
That's why I'm here, POD. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
I would avoid her. She's trying to get too much attention with her hair | 0:20:52 | 0:20:55 | |
-but she wont get any. -OK. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:20:57 | 0:20:58 | |
I would avoid her because her hair is just too loud and blue. | 0:20:58 | 0:21:01 | |
-There's nothing wrong with blue. POD. -There is. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:04 | |
Apparently. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:06 | |
In fact, 80% of the public want to avoid you. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:09 | |
Oh, God. That's quite bad isn't it? | 0:21:09 | 0:21:11 | |
But 20% did want to snog you. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:14 | |
Oh, well. 20%. Still there. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:16 | |
POD's verdict is that your excessive slap | 0:21:16 | 0:21:19 | |
and blue rinse have turned you into a geriatric cartoon pin-up. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:23 | |
And you need my blue movie to movie star makeunder. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:26 | |
Sounds quite good to me. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:29 | |
It is now time to run your deep cleanse. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:32 | |
Piercings first. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:35 | |
You already look more like a pin-up and less like a pincushion. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:39 | |
It's time to literally pull your hair out. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:42 | |
I'll get there eventually. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:44 | |
Now remove those whopping great eyelashes. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:47 | |
Oh, man. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:48 | |
Keep scrubbing! | 0:21:50 | 0:21:51 | |
I can literally see each of your features on that. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:57 | |
Run the make under in 3,2,1. | 0:21:57 | 0:22:01 | |
Oh, God! | 0:22:07 | 0:22:08 | |
That's different. | 0:22:10 | 0:22:12 | |
I don't think I've looked like this since I was about 12. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:14 | |
I'm a bit in shock. I like the colour. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:17 | |
It's nice. The clothes are nice. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:19 | |
-POD computes you look cool. -Thanks, POD. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:22 | |
Previously I asked the public whether they want to snog, | 0:22:23 | 0:22:26 | |
marry or avoid you. What did they say? | 0:22:26 | 0:22:29 | |
80% said 'avoid'. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
Would you like to hear some of the public's comments? | 0:22:31 | 0:22:34 | |
Yeah, go on then. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:35 | |
-They weren't very nice last time, were they, Natasha? -No. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:39 | |
I'd definitely snog that girl. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:40 | |
-She's got really nice eyes and a lovely smile. -Ah, that's nice. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:44 | |
I would snog because she's very natural and she's very fit. | 0:22:44 | 0:22:47 | |
I would marry her because she has a great figure, great smile | 0:22:49 | 0:22:53 | |
and it looks like you could have a great laugh with her in life. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:56 | |
Yeah, that's true, POD. | 0:22:56 | 0:22:58 | |
Now, 70% of the public want to snog you and the rest want to marry you. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:02 | |
I'm quite surprised by that. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:04 | |
Now no-one wants to avoid you. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:07 | |
Are you sure about that? | 0:23:07 | 0:23:08 | |
Maybe it's because now you look like a real person | 0:23:08 | 0:23:11 | |
-and not a cartoon character. -Maybe, yeah, POD. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:13 | |
Are you ready to strut your stuff on the catwalk | 0:23:13 | 0:23:16 | |
and show yourself off as a natural beauty? | 0:23:16 | 0:23:18 | |
-I am ready, yeah. -Initiate Podwalk. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:21 | |
'What will Natasha's family | 0:23:22 | 0:23:24 | |
'and friends make of her old lady to rock chick look?' | 0:23:24 | 0:23:27 | |
I think they will like it. Be quite shocked, though. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:30 | |
# Standing in the way of control | 0:23:30 | 0:23:32 | |
# Go and live your life | 0:23:32 | 0:23:34 | |
# Survive the only way that you know, know. # | 0:23:34 | 0:23:38 | |
CROWD CHEERS | 0:23:43 | 0:23:44 | |
# I'm not doing this for you. # | 0:23:46 | 0:23:49 | |
What about me? Here. You look amazing! | 0:23:49 | 0:23:52 | |
-How are you feeling? -I think I need some eyelashes. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:55 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:23:55 | 0:23:57 | |
Have you learnt nothing from this experience, Natasha? | 0:23:57 | 0:24:02 | |
I've got photos like that, when she was ten. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:06 | |
-That's good. -OK, I think there's a compliment in there somewhere. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:09 | |
And her mum will love it. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:10 | |
I can't wait to see what you'll look like in a few weeks. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:13 | |
-Don't let me down. -I won't. | 0:24:13 | 0:24:15 | |
POD computes that Natasha's been transformed from a bonkers blue rinse to a beautiful babe. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:21 | |
I'm feeling a bit overwhelmed now that I've seen my family. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:24 | |
I'm glad that they liked what they saw and it was a good reaction. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:28 | |
I think it would be good for Tasha because she's very confident | 0:24:28 | 0:24:31 | |
but I think it will give her more confidence now that she doesn't | 0:24:31 | 0:24:34 | |
have to put that much into her image and she can just be natural. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:37 | |
MALE VOICE: Warning, warning, nuclear attack! | 0:24:40 | 0:24:43 | |
'Attack, attack! It's lipsticks at dawn. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
'Liverpool lads and lasses pride themselves on their war paint.' | 0:24:45 | 0:24:48 | |
Hi, POD! | 0:24:48 | 0:24:50 | |
All girls in Liverpool where a lot of makeup, it's just how it goes. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:53 | |
Scouse girls leave a lot of fake tan on the sheets. | 0:24:53 | 0:24:56 | |
Or so I've heard, any way. | 0:24:56 | 0:24:58 | |
How much makeup do Liverpudlian ladies wear? | 0:24:58 | 0:25:01 | |
They're loads at the minute, and big, fake lashes. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:04 | |
They put, like, two or three lots of eyelashes on. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:06 | |
And then the big, red lips or the big, pink lips. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:09 | |
-So quite a lot, is the answer. -Yeah, quite a lot. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:12 | |
Do you reckon you can show me? | 0:25:12 | 0:25:14 | |
# Lipstick | 0:25:14 | 0:25:15 | |
# On her face. # | 0:25:15 | 0:25:17 | |
I would do contouring. Scouse brows. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:19 | |
You dye your brow and then you fill it in with pencil. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:22 | |
It looks scary on most people. Really scary. | 0:25:24 | 0:25:28 | |
You're laughing over there. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:29 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:25:29 | 0:25:31 | |
I love Liverpool and I love slap! | 0:25:31 | 0:25:34 | |
Hello, POD. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:36 | |
-Ellie? -What is that?! | 0:25:36 | 0:25:38 | |
Is the circus in town? | 0:25:38 | 0:25:40 | |
Looks like I've been punched! Like a really... A camp punch. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:43 | |
Pwohh, glitter. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:45 | |
Ellie, I sent you out to investigate Liverpool's obsession for slap, | 0:25:45 | 0:25:48 | |
and you've come back looking like Frank-n-Furter | 0:25:48 | 0:25:50 | |
from the Rocky Horror Picture Show. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:52 | |
It is a bit, isn't it? I'll do the Time Warp again or something. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:55 | |
Quite frankly, I think you should go out there | 0:25:55 | 0:25:57 | |
and wipe face on first person you see. | 0:25:57 | 0:26:00 | |
OK. If I'm arrested it's your fault. Bye. Urgh! | 0:26:00 | 0:26:03 | |
Earlier we met Laura, | 0:26:05 | 0:26:07 | |
pretty in pink but who'd taken orange to a whole new level. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:11 | |
And Natasha whose pinup look was potty. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:13 | |
POD peeled back their layers of slap to reveal their natural beauty. | 0:26:13 | 0:26:17 | |
But have either of them kept their looks? | 0:26:17 | 0:26:20 | |
# Ba-da! # | 0:26:20 | 0:26:22 | |
No. Kind of. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:25 | |
Laura, I think this is one of the biggest failures we've ever had. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:28 | |
Really? | 0:26:28 | 0:26:30 | |
What happened? | 0:26:30 | 0:26:31 | |
I didn't like it and I was worried that everyone was just | 0:26:31 | 0:26:34 | |
looking at me the way I looked cos I looked angry | 0:26:34 | 0:26:36 | |
so I just had to wear my bad on my head. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:38 | |
I find you do frustrating, because I thought your makeunder was | 0:26:38 | 0:26:41 | |
brilliant, but you just totally didn't see that. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:44 | |
No, I didn't like it. | 0:26:44 | 0:26:45 | |
I feel a lot better being how I am cos it makes me feel more confident. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:48 | |
I'd go out of the house like this, but my old look, | 0:26:48 | 0:26:51 | |
I'd probably would never go out of the house like that, ever. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:54 | |
-Those eyebrows are back, big time. -They're smaller than before. | 0:26:54 | 0:26:58 | |
-Are they? -It's the first time I've had hair that matches my eyebrows. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:01 | |
-But you have only got one pair of eyelashes. -I have. | 0:27:01 | 0:27:04 | |
I look back now, I think, "Why did I wear so many?" | 0:27:04 | 0:27:06 | |
So how do you feel now compared to before you had your makeunder? | 0:27:06 | 0:27:10 | |
I do miss my look before in a way, but I do feel confident in myself | 0:27:10 | 0:27:14 | |
more now, just for the fact that I feel like I can | 0:27:14 | 0:27:17 | |
walk down the street and nobody's staring at me like they did before. | 0:27:17 | 0:27:20 | |
I'm definitely going to keep the hair colour. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:23 | |
Shall we have a celebratory slurp from our heart-shaped straws? | 0:27:23 | 0:27:26 | |
It's pink, Laura, you'll love it. Go for it. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:28 | |
# Sucking too hard don your lollipop | 0:27:28 | 0:27:30 | |
# Oh, love's going to get you down. # | 0:27:30 | 0:27:32 | |
Hello, POD! | 0:27:32 | 0:27:33 | |
-Hello Ellie. How's your day been? -I'm exhausted. | 0:27:33 | 0:27:37 | |
And I'm filthy, I've got Scouse slap all over my lens. | 0:27:37 | 0:27:40 | |
SHE BREATHES ON LENS | 0:27:40 | 0:27:42 | |
-OK. -That's better. | 0:27:42 | 0:27:44 | |
Now go and find me some more fakers to makeunder. | 0:27:44 | 0:27:47 | |
I'm afraid you can't. It's that time of the day | 0:27:47 | 0:27:50 | |
when all the Scouse girls are getting ready. | 0:27:50 | 0:27:52 | |
Curling tongues are going off all over the city. | 0:27:52 | 0:27:54 | |
You'll just create a power outage! | 0:27:54 | 0:27:56 | |
You, my friend, are going to have to POD off. | 0:27:56 | 0:27:58 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:28:03 | 0:28:05 |