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# Go ahead and look at me

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# Cos that's what I want

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# Cos that's what I want...#

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I'm Ellie Taylor.

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And Snog Marry Avoid? is hunting out fakery wherever we land.

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At the moment, quite frankly, you look like a drag queen.

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SHE LAUGHS

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If you love fake, but want to give the spray tan a break,

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you've come to the right place.

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Families across Britain have had enough of the fakery

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that's stolen their sons and daughters,

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their brothers and their sisters.

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ALL: Down with fakery!

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Down with fakery!

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The world's only makeunder computer, POD,

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has modified her motherboard and is ready to kick some artificial ass.

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Oh!

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From Birmingham to Bromley, Cardiff to Liverpool,

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she'll be flushing out fakery and unearthing natural beauties.

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I have got taste, POD.

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I think it looks all right. I get compliments.

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And I've accepted POD's mission

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to explore uncharted fathoms of fakery. I'm going native.

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-Whoo-hoo!

-You can't go out dressed like that.

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-Why?

-You might get arrested.

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POD's nails are back and they're sharper than ever.

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This is Snog Marry Avoid?

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This week, POD's arrived in a port that's home of the Mersey

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and rain and the Albert Dock.

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But there's still not enough water to wash off all the fake tan.

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Tonight, POD has crossed the Mersey

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and has detected a tidal wave of fakery spreading across...Liverpool!

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-Hiya, POD.

-Hello, Ellie.

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LIVERPUDLIAN ACCENT: All right, POD. Hell-aaaaa.

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I take it we're in Liverpool again.

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Yeah. Can you not tell from the accent?

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To be honest, I can't do the accent.

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I don't know if you've noticed, I just put la on the end of words.

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Yes, I was getting that.

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It was rather extreme, though,

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which brings me onto the problem with Liverpool.

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Everything is just too extreme.

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That's why I love it here.

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The girls look immaculate.

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The amount of effort they go into just being perfect.

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Love it!

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I want you to get out there and just tone things down.

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Including your accent.

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Sorry. OK, I absolutely will.

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I'll have a word with myself. See ya-la.

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Coming up on tonight's show -

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I meet a tanorexic with a phobia for all things white.

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I think everyone looks so much better with a glow to their skin,

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instead of walking around like milk bottles.

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I'm out on the pull vintage style.

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-Would you maybe come and buy me a gin and tonic?

-I certainly would.

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And at last, the au natural penny has dropped. Well, almost.

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I think the only thing that's natural about me is my complexion.

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Finally, I get a makeover with a shovel and trowel.

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What is that?!

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It might once have held the title of City of Culture,

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-but when it comes to fakery...

-Hello, POD.

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..the lads and lasses of Liverpool are strong contenders in that, too.

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In Liverpool, the fashion's all about the Scouse brow,

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the big hair, onesies.

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# Bring the action...#

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-Most girls in Liverpool wear...

-Fake eyelashes.

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-Lots of fake tan.

-Big bouncy curls.

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-Scouse brows.

-Big backcombing.

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Bigger the better.

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Liverpool invented big hair.

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You're not a real woman if you don't have hair extensions.

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-Sleep in your rollers overnight.

-It takes a day to get ready to go out.

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Sometimes longer than a day.

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Depends on where you're going.

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Fake tan on a Thursday, fake tan on a Friday night.

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We go to different cities a lot of the time,

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but no-one is like a Liverpool girl.

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# Bring the action. #

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Even if we're going to a shop to get a pint of milk,

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we always look nice and look after ourselves.

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That's why we're the best city.

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BOTH: We love our makeup!

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There are three colour palettes in Laura's life.

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There's pink, there's pink and there's pink!

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And there's orange.

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Hi, I'm Laura. I'm 18 years old,

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I'm a pink princess and I'm from Manchester.

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# She thinks she's made of candy

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I love pink. It's gorgeous. It looks dead girly.

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My whole room is pink.

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If I was Prime Minister, I would make everything pink.

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I'd make that tree pink.

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I'd make that bench pink.

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I'd make this swing pink.

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I'd make everything pink.

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You should cut back a bit on some of your pink.

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I think it is a little childish, Laura's look.

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Because she images herself on like a Barbie look.

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My fakery is my backcomb,

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my eyelashes, me fake tan, me nails.

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Everything.

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# Now tell me, hey ho, here she goes...#

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My mum's bought me a spray tan tent for doing mobile spray tans.

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# She thinks she's made of candy...#

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I think everyone looks so much better with a glow to their skin

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instead of walking around like milk bottles.

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I worry about Laura's look because the way she dresses,

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she's going to attract the kind of blokes

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that want like a trophy on their arm

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rather than somebody who cares about who she is inside.

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I started wearing makeup because I started getting picked on in school.

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I just started adding to my look, adding more fakery

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and everything, I felt better about myself.

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Then I started actually getting compliments.

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I feel like I look better like this.

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My fake tan, my makeup and everything is like a mask, really.

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It hides who I am, so it makes me feel better about myself.

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She doesn't need that makeup

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And it's heartbreaking to see your daughter think

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that she's got to wear all that to go out.

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I think POD will be able to sort Laura out.

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POD will take away the tan, the hair extensions and just the fakery.

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Hi, POD. You might think I'm orange, but I'm not, I'm brown.

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Good luck trying to change me,

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but you won't take the Pink Princess away from her crown.

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I'm here waiting for Laura.

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She's still getting ready, so I'm going to have a drink.

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Wait a bit, kill some time. Might as well.

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# Da ba da dan dee dee dee da ne na na na

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# Be my baby

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# Da ba da dan dee dee dee da ne na na na

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# Pretty baby. #

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Oh, my goodness! I've been waiting for ever. What have you been doing?

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I was just sorting me tan out in the bathroom.

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You are unbelievable, woman!

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Your face is an incredible colour.

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It's like crazy brown.

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-I like it, though. It looks reet.

-It looks reet!

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It looks something, I tell you.

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So, Laura, how long does it take you to get ready?

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-About six hours.

-No way!

-Yeah.

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-Seriously? You could nearly fly to New York in that time.

-Probably.

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Do you think blokes like this kind of look?

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Well, they seem to go for it, don't they?

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Right. I've got a little quiz for you

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to try and work out how princessy you really are.

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Would you prefer a night on the town or a knight in shining armour?

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A knight in shining armour.

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-Does he have to wax his chest?

-Yeah.

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You are high maintenance. Definitely!

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Would you prefer a glass of lager or a glass slipper?

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-A glass of what?

-Lager.

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I don't like lager, no.

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Seven dwarfs or seven days in Ibiza having it large?

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-Ibiza.

-Have you been to Ibiza?

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-No. I want to.

-You would fit in beautifully.

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It's cheap there, as well, for drinks, innit?

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Cheap for drinks, cheap fake tan, sorted.

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So from my quiz, I think you are a little princess

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and you're blummin' high maintenance.

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-Are you ready to come with me?

-Yeah.

-Let's go.

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-Are you psyched?

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

-Let me in, POD.

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I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device. Who are you?

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I'm Laura.

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Hello, Laura. Why do you look like a child's dolly?

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-I don't think I look like a child's toy, POD.

-Really?

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It looks like you should come in your own box with accessories.

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Oh, you're cheeky, you, POD.

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And why are you wearing fluro pink?

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You look like a highlighter pen.

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What are you trying to highlight - the fact you've got no taste?

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I have got taste, POD.

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I think it looks all right. I get compliments.

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If you're not sporting the dolly look,

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then perhaps you look too much like a princess.

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In fact, you look like a blancmange Rapunzel.

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Blancmange? I don't even know what that is.

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It's a disgusting pink dessert.

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Tell you what, shall we test to see if you really are a princess?

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OK, then, POD.

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A frog, POD?

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Give it a kiss, then, and see if it turns into a prince.

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POD computes you'll never get a prince looking like that.

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Oh, well.

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Laura, what would be some of the benefits

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of seeing and liking yourself as a natural beauty?

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To be able to go out and enjoy myself more.

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I guess you wouldn't guess I like getting dirty,

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looking like this, but I actually do.

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Really? You like getting dirty? Doing what?

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I like quad bikes and stuff, POD.

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I went on holiday and I enjoyed it,

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but I was too worried about me tan

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and getting mud splashed all over me going through puddles.

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No look is worth you not living your life.

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-I know, POD.

-Especially one this ridiculous.

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It's time run Phase One - Public Analysis.

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OK, then, POD.

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I asked the public, would you want to snog, marry or avoid this girl.

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What do you think they said?

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I'll say avoid because that's what everyone says, innit?

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Well, 80% of the public do want to avoid you.

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80%? I didn't think it'd be that bad.

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I would avoid this girl because she looks too high maintenance.

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Well, I guess that's true, then, POD.

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I would avoid her because her hair is a bit too much for me

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and the pink doesn't work for her.

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Oh, my God!

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I'd avoid her because the hair extensions make her look too false

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and not natural at all.

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That's the whole point, innit, anyway, POD?

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-What - to look fake?

-Yes, POD.

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POD computes that you are a tanorexic pinkaholic

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who needs to go to fakery rehab,

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where you'll get my preposterous-pink plonker

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to perfectly-put-together-princess makeunder.

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A pink plonker, POD?

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It is now time to run the Deep Cleanse.

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Time to remove all those jingly-dangly bits.

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And those Pat Butcher earrings.

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Hand over those straggly extensions, too.

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Ooo, it's stuck.

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There now, already you look better.

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-No, POD.

-Remove your eyelashes.

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POD can see your natural skin underneath.

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It's so much nicer a colour.

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No, POD, this isn't good.

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Now I want you to hold up your hands by the side of your face.

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Oh, Laura!

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Run the makeunder in 3...2...1.

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Oh, my God!

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Wow! I don't know what...I don't even know what to think.

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I like the eye shadow.

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I'm not sure if I'm keen on the dress, though.

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Do you not think this dress is a bit funky?

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It's OK for someone else, but it's just not me.

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Exactly, Laura. We're trying a new you.

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Wow!

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RIBBIT!

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-Look, Laura, it's the frog again.

-Yeah, so I see.

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Ooo! A handsome prince.

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I know, I can see.

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Well, the least you can do is give him a kiss.

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OK, then, POD.

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Laura, previously, I showed the public

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a picture of you in your old look. What did they say?

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80%, POD.

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-Yes, 80% avoid, wasn't it?

-Yeah.

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What do you think they said this time?

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-Probably avoid.

-Let's find out.

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I would snog her. She's pretty fit.

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Really? Oh, my God.

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I'd definitely marry her because she looks like a classy girl.

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She's got nice hair and she's not over the top.

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Yeah, I'd snog her. She's very pretty, very attractive.

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No, POD.

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Do you not think you are very pretty and attractive?

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No. Not without me tan, anyway.

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This time, 60% want to snog you.

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And the other 40% want to marry you.

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That means 100% of the people we asked

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now want to snog or marry you.

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No-one wants to avoid you, Laura.

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No, POD, I don't believe that one bit.

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POD computes you look absolutely stunning.

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OK, then, POD, if you say so.

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Are you ready to strut your stuff on the catwalk?

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-Yes, POD.

-Initiate Podwalk.

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The Podwalk's been beamed down into one of Liverpool's hottest bars.

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Will Laura's long-suffering family and friends like her classy look?

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I think they'll like my look, but not me outfit.

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I think they'll like me hair out of everything,

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but I don't like it meself.

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CHEERING

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# Such a good feeling, this feeling

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# This feeling, this feeling

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# I can't stop myself feeling

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# Feeling, feeling

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# Such a good feeling, this feeling

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# This feeling, this feeling...#

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-What do you think?

-She looks absolutely stunning.

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It looks really nice. It looks really, really nice.

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-I look a mess.

-You don't!

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-Do you not like it?

-No.

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ALL GROAN

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It's turned into a pantomime! They don't believe you!

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Do you not believe it when a whole room of people

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are telling you you look amazing?

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And your mum and dad, the people who love you the most?

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You do. You look absolutely stunning.

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Gordon, are you glad to see the fake tan go?

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I am. I'm just upset she doesn't realise.

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It's a shame she doesn't realise that she looks better like that.

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Honestly. For what it's worth, apparently nothing,

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I think all of us here think you look blummin' knockout, sister.

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-Whoo! Whit-whoo!

-Yeah!

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-Yeah! Yeah!

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Laura's been transformed from potty princess to perfectly pretty.

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Oh, she looked stunning when she walked through on the catwalk.

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Absolutely amazing. The hair suits her like that.

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They all said they liked my look, but I don't believe them.

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It's my opinion that matters, not everyone else's, so...

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I think I'll stick to my look

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because it makes me happier how I was than like this.

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Once the City of Culture,

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Liverpool's streets have become contaminated

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with a deluge of fogy fashion outlets

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appealing to those in search of the vintage vixen look.

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Every other shop is a vintage shop.

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There's more vintage shops than fashion shops.

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I love vintage. I absolutely love vintage.

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The top I've got on today, for example, was 99p in a charity shop.

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BOTH: We like vintage.

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Don't your clothes smell of mothballs and old people?

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Sometimes they smell like churches,

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but I wash them and put lots of perfume on them.

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SIREN WAILS

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Hiya, POD.

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My detectors have spotted a worrying growth

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in young people dressing up in the clothes of old biddies,

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or even the dead.

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You don't mean old biddies, you mean vintaaage.

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Whatever it is, POD computes it's ugly

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-and wants you to investigate matters further.

-Yeah.

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To help you fit in, I've bought you these.

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Oh! Thank you.

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How long have these been knocking around?

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Not as long as the clobber you'll be wearing, I'm sure.

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Spiffing! I'll go and get my vintage on.

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It's the attention to detail that's very important

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when you're doing housework!

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Do I look like the kind of person you'd like to have tea with?

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Yes.

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-Would you maybe come and buy me a gin and tonic?

-I certainly would.

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-Smells like an old woman.

-Housewife.

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It just looks a bit frumpy.

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Lavender? Lavender cupcake? Anyone? Earl Grey?

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-I do like that smell.

-Do you?!

-Yeah.

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-You're basically saying I look like I'm good at dusting.

-Yeah.

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You remind me of Betty Boop, which is my little heroine.

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Harry? Harry, wait for me!

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-You're looking very elegant tonight.

-Thanks very much.

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-I like this.

-Oh, yeah, I like it!

-I like the top of your hair.

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I just like doing that.

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-I took you out in 1953.

-Did we have a good time?

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Yes, we had a fabulous time.

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It looks innocent.

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Do I look innocent, like a lady in the street, but a freak in bed?

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Yeah. You do, yeah.

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-Anything you don't like about the outfit?

-Too red.

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-That's fine, we can sort that out.

-That's better, yeah. Absolutely.

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OK.

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UPPER CLASS ACCENT: Oh, hello, POD? Marvellous!

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Oh, hello, POD. How are you?

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Ellie, this outfit is not vintage, it's charity shop.

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And what clothes do you find in a charity shop?

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Dead people's clothes.

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Well, I think I look very nice.

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The only thing you'll pull in that outfit is an octogenarian.

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I have, a few, actually, today.

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But you'd be surprised, a lot of the young blokes like it, as well.

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I'd prefer you looking like a stunning natural beauty

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of the 21st century,

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not like some deranged old biddy from the last one.

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-Do I look like an old bat?

-Battleaxe.

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Now, get back to looking fabulous.

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Roger that. Tally ho!

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Natasha loves dressing up in a bit of a Katy Perry look.

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Unfortunately, her style is creating...

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# Fireworks. # ..for her family. Sorry.

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Hiya. I'm Natasha. I'm 20 years old and I'm a pinup girl from Cannock.

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# I know a place...#

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Some people often call me the Blue Bombshell of Cannock.

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I was about 14 when I first started experimenting with my hair colour.

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# California girls we're unforgettable...#

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It makes me stand out from the crowd because it's blue.

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I may be a little bit to blame about the makeup

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because I've loved it myself since the age of 14.

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My fakery is my hair, eyelashes,

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my eyebrows,

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my drawn-on lips, my tattoos.

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I think the only thing that's natural about me is my complexion

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because I don't wear fake tan.

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It would be nice if I was born in the 1950s.

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I think I'd fit in a little bit better than where I do now.

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# I met him out for dinner on a Friday night...#

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I wear three sets of eyelashes on a normal day to work.

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I do add an extra couple of pairs on a night out

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just to make me look a bit different.

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I find them all over the house. They're like insects.

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Usually in pairs. I'm not sure if they're breeding.

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THEY LAUGH

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I worry about Natasha, how it's affecting her health.

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Because her hair's falling out terribly

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with the bleach and the colours.

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And also, with the piercings, it's worn away her gums.

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I've missed out on job opportunities just because of the way I look.

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# California...#

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Please, POD, give me back my daughter.

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I want my daughter to know she's beautiful on the inside and out

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and she can look beautiful naturally.

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POD, you're never going to pin down this pinup girl.

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I'm here to meet Natasha. I'm very excited and I think...

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Oh, my God! Panic attack! Hang on!

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I think there's one of her false eyelashes on the floor!

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She's probably out of her mind and crying and shaking and...

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Oh! My mistake. It's just a big spider.

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Dude, what is with the lashes?

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I love my lashes too much.

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POD's going to whip those off as soon as you like. Wow!

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-And certain things are really out and about.

-Yeah.

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-Are they always out and about?

-Not when I'm at work, no.

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-OK. They're on day release today?

-Yeah.

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THEY LAUGH

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So, have you got any idols, then?

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I'd probably say I like Katy Perry's style.

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-Any nipple tassels?

-No.

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I have a quiz to discover if you are more Katy Perry or more Natasha.

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-Are you ready?

-Yep.

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OK. Have you ever kissed a girl and liked it?

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-I kiss my friend all the time.

-That's a yes.

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Do you like being hot and cold?

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Hot. Yeah?

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Favourite night of the year.

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ELLIE HUMS A TUNE

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Oh, bonfire night. Fireworks.

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Yes! You're getting it now, you're getting it.

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There's a question about talking about your teenage dreams.

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But frankly, I don't really want to know.

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-Are you ready for POD?

-I'm ready.

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Right, let's do this.

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# Oh, when we are rocking through the roof...#

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Welcome to POD, my friend.

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Hi, POD.

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I am POD, the Personal Overhaul Device.

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-Who are you?

-Hi, POD. I'm Natasha.

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And what's inspired this look?

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-I like Katy Perry.

-You're not kidding.

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POD computes you need to give her hair back.

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No, I'm keeping it.

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Then I think perhaps there's something missing from your outfit.

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What's that, POD?

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This!

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Even though I don't necessarily agree with the granny blue rinse,

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here's some accessories to go with it.

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I love it, POD, thank you.

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And your shopping trolley matches your hair.

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I think it looks quite good on me, to be fair.

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Generous, aren't I?

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Yeah, very.

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POD computes that natural beauty would make you look fabulous,

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because quite frankly, at the moment you look more like a drag queen.

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SHE LAUGHS

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It's time to run Phase One.

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Yeah, OK.

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I asked the public whether they wanted to snog marry or avoid

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-this girl. What do you think they said?

-Erm... Hopefully snog.

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I'd avoid her because she's got too much make-up on

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and I prefer things more natural.

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That's why I'm here, POD.

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I would avoid her. She's trying to get too much attention with her hair

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-but she wont get any.

-OK.

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SHE LAUGHS

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I would avoid her because her hair is just too loud and blue.

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-There's nothing wrong with blue. POD.

-There is.

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Apparently.

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In fact, 80% of the public want to avoid you.

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Oh, God. That's quite bad isn't it?

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But 20% did want to snog you.

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Oh, well. 20%. Still there.

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POD's verdict is that your excessive slap

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and blue rinse have turned you into a geriatric cartoon pin-up.

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And you need my blue movie to movie star makeunder.

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Sounds quite good to me.

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It is now time to run your deep cleanse.

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Piercings first.

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You already look more like a pin-up and less like a pincushion.

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It's time to literally pull your hair out.

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I'll get there eventually.

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Now remove those whopping great eyelashes.

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Oh, man.

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Keep scrubbing!

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I can literally see each of your features on that.

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Run the make under in 3,2,1.

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Oh, God!

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That's different.

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I don't think I've looked like this since I was about 12.

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I'm a bit in shock. I like the colour.

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It's nice. The clothes are nice.

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-POD computes you look cool.

-Thanks, POD.

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Previously I asked the public whether they want to snog,

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marry or avoid you. What did they say?

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80% said 'avoid'.

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Would you like to hear some of the public's comments?

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Yeah, go on then.

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-They weren't very nice last time, were they, Natasha?

-No.

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I'd definitely snog that girl.

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-She's got really nice eyes and a lovely smile.

-Ah, that's nice.

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I would snog because she's very natural and she's very fit.

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I would marry her because she has a great figure, great smile

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and it looks like you could have a great laugh with her in life.

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Yeah, that's true, POD.

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Now, 70% of the public want to snog you and the rest want to marry you.

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I'm quite surprised by that.

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Now no-one wants to avoid you.

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Are you sure about that?

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Maybe it's because now you look like a real person

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-and not a cartoon character.

-Maybe, yeah, POD.

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Are you ready to strut your stuff on the catwalk

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and show yourself off as a natural beauty?

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-I am ready, yeah.

-Initiate Podwalk.

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'What will Natasha's family

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'and friends make of her old lady to rock chick look?'

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I think they will like it. Be quite shocked, though.

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# Standing in the way of control

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# Go and live your life

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# Survive the only way that you know, know. #

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CROWD CHEERS

0:23:430:23:44

# I'm not doing this for you. #

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What about me? Here. You look amazing!

0:23:490:23:52

-How are you feeling?

-I think I need some eyelashes.

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SHE LAUGHS

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Have you learnt nothing from this experience, Natasha?

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I've got photos like that, when she was ten.

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-That's good.

-OK, I think there's a compliment in there somewhere.

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And her mum will love it.

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I can't wait to see what you'll look like in a few weeks.

0:24:100:24:13

-Don't let me down.

-I won't.

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POD computes that Natasha's been transformed from a bonkers blue rinse to a beautiful babe.

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I'm feeling a bit overwhelmed now that I've seen my family.

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I'm glad that they liked what they saw and it was a good reaction.

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I think it would be good for Tasha because she's very confident

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but I think it will give her more confidence now that she doesn't

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have to put that much into her image and she can just be natural.

0:24:340:24:37

MALE VOICE: Warning, warning, nuclear attack!

0:24:400:24:43

'Attack, attack! It's lipsticks at dawn.

0:24:430:24:45

'Liverpool lads and lasses pride themselves on their war paint.'

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Hi, POD!

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All girls in Liverpool where a lot of makeup, it's just how it goes.

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Scouse girls leave a lot of fake tan on the sheets.

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Or so I've heard, any way.

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How much makeup do Liverpudlian ladies wear?

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They're loads at the minute, and big, fake lashes.

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They put, like, two or three lots of eyelashes on.

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And then the big, red lips or the big, pink lips.

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-So quite a lot, is the answer.

-Yeah, quite a lot.

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Do you reckon you can show me?

0:25:120:25:14

# Lipstick

0:25:140:25:15

# On her face. #

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I would do contouring. Scouse brows.

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You dye your brow and then you fill it in with pencil.

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It looks scary on most people. Really scary.

0:25:240:25:28

You're laughing over there.

0:25:280:25:29

SHE LAUGHS

0:25:290:25:31

I love Liverpool and I love slap!

0:25:310:25:34

Hello, POD.

0:25:340:25:36

-Ellie?

-What is that?!

0:25:360:25:38

Is the circus in town?

0:25:380:25:40

Looks like I've been punched! Like a really... A camp punch.

0:25:400:25:43

Pwohh, glitter.

0:25:430:25:45

Ellie, I sent you out to investigate Liverpool's obsession for slap,

0:25:450:25:48

and you've come back looking like Frank-n-Furter

0:25:480:25:50

from the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

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It is a bit, isn't it? I'll do the Time Warp again or something.

0:25:520:25:55

Quite frankly, I think you should go out there

0:25:550:25:57

and wipe face on first person you see.

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OK. If I'm arrested it's your fault. Bye. Urgh!

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Earlier we met Laura,

0:26:050:26:07

pretty in pink but who'd taken orange to a whole new level.

0:26:070:26:11

And Natasha whose pinup look was potty.

0:26:110:26:13

POD peeled back their layers of slap to reveal their natural beauty.

0:26:130:26:17

But have either of them kept their looks?

0:26:170:26:20

# Ba-da! #

0:26:200:26:22

No. Kind of.

0:26:220:26:25

Laura, I think this is one of the biggest failures we've ever had.

0:26:250:26:28

Really?

0:26:280:26:30

What happened?

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I didn't like it and I was worried that everyone was just

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looking at me the way I looked cos I looked angry

0:26:340:26:36

so I just had to wear my bad on my head.

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I find you do frustrating, because I thought your makeunder was

0:26:380:26:41

brilliant, but you just totally didn't see that.

0:26:410:26:44

No, I didn't like it.

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I feel a lot better being how I am cos it makes me feel more confident.

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I'd go out of the house like this, but my old look,

0:26:480:26:51

I'd probably would never go out of the house like that, ever.

0:26:510:26:54

-Those eyebrows are back, big time.

-They're smaller than before.

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-Are they?

-It's the first time I've had hair that matches my eyebrows.

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-But you have only got one pair of eyelashes.

-I have.

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I look back now, I think, "Why did I wear so many?"

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So how do you feel now compared to before you had your makeunder?

0:27:060:27:10

I do miss my look before in a way, but I do feel confident in myself

0:27:100:27:14

more now, just for the fact that I feel like I can

0:27:140:27:17

walk down the street and nobody's staring at me like they did before.

0:27:170:27:20

I'm definitely going to keep the hair colour.

0:27:200:27:23

Shall we have a celebratory slurp from our heart-shaped straws?

0:27:230:27:26

It's pink, Laura, you'll love it. Go for it.

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# Sucking too hard don your lollipop

0:27:280:27:30

# Oh, love's going to get you down. #

0:27:300:27:32

Hello, POD!

0:27:320:27:33

-Hello Ellie. How's your day been?

-I'm exhausted.

0:27:330:27:37

And I'm filthy, I've got Scouse slap all over my lens.

0:27:370:27:40

SHE BREATHES ON LENS

0:27:400:27:42

-OK.

-That's better.

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Now go and find me some more fakers to makeunder.

0:27:440:27:47

I'm afraid you can't. It's that time of the day

0:27:470:27:50

when all the Scouse girls are getting ready.

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Curling tongues are going off all over the city.

0:27:520:27:54

You'll just create a power outage!

0:27:540:27:56

You, my friend, are going to have to POD off.

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