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Welcome to the best of Snog, Marry, Avoid? | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
You, my friends, are in for a treat tonight, | 0:00:04 | 0:00:06 | |
as Pod and I take you through our top ten most memorable makeunders of all time. | 0:00:06 | 0:00:10 | |
These are the boys and girls whose transformations have been the most remarkable and downright shocking. | 0:00:10 | 0:00:16 | |
They are the top worst fake offenders to ever come before Pod, | 0:00:16 | 0:00:20 | |
but has your favourite made it? You'll have to wait and see. Either way, | 0:00:20 | 0:00:24 | |
I can promise you tons of tan, mountains of slap and enough flesh to make a blind man blush. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:29 | |
it's the Top Ten of Pod's most willing victims, and I can't podding wait! | 0:00:29 | 0:00:33 | |
Tonight we celebrate the miracle of the makeunder. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:37 | |
-FANFARE PLAYS -Hello, Pod, what a lovely welcome! | 0:00:49 | 0:00:53 | |
You're looking gorgeous this evening, and I'm loving the red carpet. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:57 | |
Why thank you, The Frost. You're looking particularly stunning on this momentous occasion. | 0:00:57 | 0:01:02 | |
If I didn't know better, I'd think you were a little excited! | 0:01:02 | 0:01:05 | |
Excited? I can't wait to relive my top ten triumphs in the war against fakery. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:10 | |
-Don't you mean OUR top ten triumphs? I did help a little bit! -Couldn't have done it without you, Frost! | 0:01:10 | 0:01:15 | |
Now, let's get on with it. FANFARE PLAYS | 0:01:15 | 0:01:18 | |
Coming up on tonight's show, we count down from ten to one | 0:01:18 | 0:01:23 | |
of Pod's toughest challenges and her greatest victories. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
These are the top ten most surprising, | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
most shocking and most unforgettable makeunders of all time. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:33 | |
So, Pod, are you ready to reveal who made the number ten slot in our favourite ever makeunders? | 0:01:33 | 0:01:39 | |
Yes, I am, and if I recall correctly, this slap addict | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
was in serious need of some natural beauty rehab. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
Hi, I'm Chantelle, and I'm living the dream! | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
My life's changed so much, from being literally, like, down here to up there. | 0:01:56 | 0:02:00 | |
Chantelle Houghton! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:02:00 | 0:02:04 | |
Fake tan, the hair extensions, the nails, the make-up, the... | 0:02:04 | 0:02:07 | |
You know, all that sort of thing, that's what screams "Me". | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
It's not the type of dress that you'd wear to, like, | 0:02:10 | 0:02:14 | |
your new boyfriend's mum and dad's dinner party! | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
# What you know about me? What you What you know about me...? # | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
I've had breast implants, and I've had fillers in my face, | 0:02:20 | 0:02:24 | |
just to fill my face out a bit. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
I couldn't live without my hair extensions. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:30 | |
# Cos if I don't... # | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
Long live hair extensions! | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
I'm an ambassador for fake tan! | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
-Does that mean I love it? Oh...! -SHE LAUGHS | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
I'm doing my make-up, then I'll be happy with it, then I'll put my clothes on... | 0:02:43 | 0:02:47 | |
and then I'll put more make-up on. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
Whilst I'm waiting for my cab, I'll put some more make-up on... | 0:02:50 | 0:02:54 | |
-SHE LAUGHS -..then whilst I'm in the cab, on the way to wherever I am, | 0:02:54 | 0:02:58 | |
I'll put more make-up on, and then, whenever I'm out, | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
I just put more make-up on! | 0:03:01 | 0:03:03 | |
# Something kinda ooh Jumping on my toot, toot | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
# Something 'side of me Wants a part of you, ooh-ooh... # | 0:03:06 | 0:03:10 | |
Well, on a night out, usually I just start off with an alcopop, | 0:03:10 | 0:03:15 | |
-and then maybe have a few glasses of champagne, and a few shots... -SHE GIGGLES | 0:03:15 | 0:03:20 | |
And then it's...bed! | 0:03:22 | 0:03:23 | |
# ..Wants a part of you, ooh-ooh... # | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
I am Pod. Who are you? | 0:03:30 | 0:03:33 | |
I'm Chantelle. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
Sorry, Jordan? SHE LAUGHS | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
-No, Chantelle. -Oh, Chantelle! Sorry, the massive fake oranges were confusing me! | 0:03:38 | 0:03:43 | |
-Chantelle... -Yes. -Pod needs to talk about the skin on your massive oranges. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:50 | |
-OK, let's talk about it. -Did the man from Del Monte say yes? | 0:03:50 | 0:03:54 | |
You see I disagree. I don't think I'm orange, I think I'm golden. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
Like 24 "carrots"(?) | 0:03:57 | 0:03:59 | |
-You're funny(!) -Pod wants to know why you're covered in all that slap. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:03 | |
Cos I like it. I'm addicted. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
Good job you've enrolled in Pod's rehab programme for slap addicts. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:10 | |
Pod can cure you of your addiction to fakery. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
But I know what's underneath the fakery, and I don't like it. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
-Pod knows there is a stunning natural beauty underneath. -Aw, thank you. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:21 | |
Run Phase One: Public Analysis. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:23 | |
-Go on, then. -I asked people who didn't know who you were, | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
"would she steal your heart, steal your razor, | 0:04:26 | 0:04:29 | |
"or steal your wallet?" | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
Oh, my god! | 0:04:31 | 0:04:32 | |
-Wallet! But obviously I never would! -Play. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:35 | |
Steal my wallet, I reckon. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:36 | |
She looks like she'd steal my wallet. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
She'd steal my wallet, I reckon. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
Just wake up, and... Poof! It's gone! | 0:04:40 | 0:04:43 | |
85% of the public | 0:04:43 | 0:04:44 | |
thought you would steal their wallet. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
-Shut up! -Yes. -Really? | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
-Yes! -My god! | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
The time has come for you, Chantelle the slap addict, to go to rehab... | 0:04:51 | 0:04:55 | |
# No, no, no...! # | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
where you will begin your recovery by removing all your make-up. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:01 | |
-SHE GROANS -OK. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
Run Phase Two: Deep Cleanse. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:06 | |
-Please put on your Deep Cleanse uniform. -Oh, my god, | 0:05:06 | 0:05:09 | |
I can't believe I'm doing this. I actually can't believe it. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:13 | |
Believe it, Chantelle. The slap is coming off. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:16 | |
Oh, god! I hate it! | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
The time has come, Chantelle, to free the natural beauty within. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:21 | |
This is not funny at all. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
Pod is not amused. Show me that wipe. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
Hm, I SUPPOSE that will do. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
Pod will take care of the rest. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
Run Phase Three: The Makeunder. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
-Oh, my god! -SHE LAUGHS | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
No way! Oh, my god! | 0:05:43 | 0:05:47 | |
Before, people thought you would steal their wallets. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
Cheeky gits! I'd never steal anything! | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
Now, a massive | 0:05:53 | 0:05:54 | |
90% of the public | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
said you would steal their hearts. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
-Shut up! Really? -Really. | 0:05:58 | 0:05:59 | |
Aah, that's nice! | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
I don't really look like an Essex Girl any more, do I? | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
-Natural beauty has been restored. Goodbye. -Bye! | 0:06:04 | 0:06:07 | |
Oh, Chantelle looks stunning, Pod, but as we've learnt over the years, she's not the only one | 0:06:11 | 0:06:16 | |
-who's had trouble removing the slap. -Correct, Frost. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:19 | |
Nothing strikes fear into the hearts of slap addicts everywhere | 0:06:19 | 0:06:23 | |
like these three little words - "REMOVE YOUR MAKE-UP!" | 0:06:23 | 0:06:28 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
-Please put on your Deep Cleanse uniform. -Oh, I'm scared! | 0:06:33 | 0:06:37 | |
-This is not fashionable. -What is that?! | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
I'm not putting that stupid hat on my head! | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
-SHE WHIMPERS -I look like a proper nan! | 0:06:43 | 0:06:46 | |
I don't feel very glamorous at all right now. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
Now, remove your make-up. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
No! You can't do that to me! | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
No, I'm not doing that! | 0:06:54 | 0:06:55 | |
No...! | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
Ooh...! No! | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
-No! -SHE SOBS | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
SHE SQUEALS | 0:07:02 | 0:07:05 | |
Give me those lashes. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
I love my lashes...! | 0:07:07 | 0:07:08 | |
Show me the state of that pad. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
# I can see clearly Now the rain has gone | 0:07:15 | 0:07:21 | |
-# It's gonna be a bright -Bright | 0:07:21 | 0:07:24 | |
-# Bright, -bright -Sun-shining day... # | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
You already look much younger and fresher without all that slap. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:31 | |
Oh, shut up! | 0:07:31 | 0:07:32 | |
Oh, Pod, do you ever feel a smidgeon of sympathy for these girls when they remove their slap? | 0:07:35 | 0:07:41 | |
Really, Frost, do you know me at all? | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
It serves them right, the make-up-mad fools! | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
Now, who's next in our countdown? | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
You'd best take cover, it's a tangerine tornado, | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
Hannah Hillman. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:51 | |
We're women, we should be showing things off. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
# Are you ready?... # | 0:07:57 | 0:08:00 | |
This dress is one of my favourites. It's ultra skimpy | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
and it's sparkley. What more could a man want? | 0:08:03 | 0:08:06 | |
# Pop the champagne Livin' the life... # | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
On a night out to London... | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
I don't think you need any underwear. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
# Glamorous Ooh, flouncy, flouncy... # | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
Right, I've got everyone helping me into this corset. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:22 | |
-Ow! -A complete, absolute head-turner. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:26 | |
I think she looks amazing. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:27 | |
We want it as tight as you can get this corset. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:31 | |
She's got the beauty within and that's the main thing, I think. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:35 | |
More, more... | 0:08:35 | 0:08:36 | |
She obviously wants to make an impression | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
and I think she'll do that. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
We are getting there, girls. Go more. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:43 | |
Little bit... Little bit risque. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
Party! Woo! | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
You walk into a club and you get noticed, then you've done your job. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:54 | |
# Don't cha? | 0:08:54 | 0:08:55 | |
# Don't cha?... # | 0:08:58 | 0:08:59 | |
This is me, hair, make-up, this is Storm. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:04 | |
# ..Raw like me... # | 0:09:04 | 0:09:05 | |
When your outfits on, your make-ups on, your fake tans on, | 0:09:05 | 0:09:09 | |
you're ready to go, you feel like 100 dollars. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
And I always feel like 100 dollars. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
I am Pod. The Personal Overhaul Device. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
Who are you? | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
Hello, Pod. I'm Hannah Louise Hillman. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:31 | |
Or my friends call me either Storm or Montana. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:33 | |
What do you want to do in life? | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
If I could do anything in the world, I would be Jordan. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:39 | |
-Why? -Cos I love her. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
And I think that she's just done so well in her life. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:44 | |
Jordan is famous for two very big reasons. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:47 | |
What would you like to be famous for? | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
I'd love to be a TV presenter. I'd love that. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
With a name like Storm, perhaps you could be a weather girl. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
-Do you think I could become a weather girl? -You've got the name, | 0:09:55 | 0:09:58 | |
-shall we see if you've got the knack? -Yeah! | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
Here's Hannah Montana with today's weather report. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
It could get stormy. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:04 | |
Hello, viewers at home. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
As you can see, the weather is still not looking good. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
As we draw in to the night time, we're going to, unfortunately, | 0:10:09 | 0:10:13 | |
get some very high winds and rain. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:16 | |
Please be careful on the roads | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
and I hope you enjoy your weekend | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
and I hope the weather is better next week. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
-Was it good? -Hmm, very informative. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:25 | |
-Do you think you'll make it big? -I never thought about it before, | 0:10:25 | 0:10:29 | |
but now I actually think I might be able to. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
Not dressed like that. Your warm front would distract the viewers. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:35 | |
-LAUGHS -That's just tough, cos I'm not putting it away! | 0:10:35 | 0:10:39 | |
Cheeky! | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
You are a make-up mad minx in too too little clothes | 0:10:41 | 0:10:44 | |
and will undergo my... | 0:10:44 | 0:10:48 | |
You cheeky monkey. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:49 | |
Run Phase Three: The Makeunder. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:52 | |
Oh...I love it! | 0:10:56 | 0:10:57 | |
-Oh, my God. -Pod thinks you look very beautiful. do you agree? | 0:10:59 | 0:11:03 | |
Yeah, I love it. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 | |
Pod computes the makeunder has been a complete success. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:08 | |
-Goodbye. -Bye. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:10 | |
Hannah looked beautiful when you finished with her, Pod, | 0:11:14 | 0:11:18 | |
but I think the weather would be improved if it was | 0:11:18 | 0:11:21 | |
presented by somebody wearing a tiara and a tutu. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
I think this countdown would be improved if you shut up and told us who's next. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:29 | |
You are a cruel, cruel computer, as the nudey-rudey at number 8 is about to find out. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:35 | |
I love the naked body so why not go out half-naked? | 0:11:41 | 0:11:45 | |
Most people can't so if you can, then you might as well just flaunt it! | 0:11:47 | 0:11:51 | |
The more naked, the more better! | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
There's been so many times that I've turned up at the house | 0:11:55 | 0:11:58 | |
and it's unbelievable, | 0:11:58 | 0:12:00 | |
it's unreal when you think to yourself, "I can't handle this"! | 0:12:00 | 0:12:03 | |
I love my blue outfit, it's my favourite. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:08 | |
Well, these were like old tights and this was a bra that I just attached feathers to. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:13 | |
This is the chain outfit and it's not really an outfit, it's jewellery to be honest with you... | 0:12:13 | 0:12:20 | |
there's nothing to it, really! | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
I love it! | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
I don't know what she's doing in the bathroom... | 0:12:26 | 0:12:30 | |
I don't know what she's doing in that bedroom... | 0:12:30 | 0:12:32 | |
And I'm thinking goodness gracious me, perhaps she's lost the plot a bit! | 0:12:35 | 0:12:41 | |
I'm ready to go. I'm gonna scare all those men! | 0:12:41 | 0:12:44 | |
She's the girl that everyone has their eyes on. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:53 | |
She'll be like I'll wear this, even if it's showing my naked body. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:56 | |
I feel so sexy and happy and I can walk round naked. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:03 | |
I'm a wild child! | 0:13:07 | 0:13:08 | |
I just want her to realise that she's beautiful without all that crap. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:13 | |
-What the hell! -I am Pod. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:22 | |
-Hi, Pod! -Who are you? -I'm Mickayla. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:26 | |
What are you wearing? | 0:13:26 | 0:13:29 | |
I'm wearing underwear with feathers stuck to it. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:33 | |
-Did you kill many blue chickens for that bikini? -Yeah, I did, actually! | 0:13:33 | 0:13:37 | |
-Don't you like clothes? -Not really. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
Aside from the need to get dressed, why have you come to Pod for a makeunder? | 0:13:39 | 0:13:43 | |
People don't see me, they see is a person that's dressed like this. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:46 | |
Whose fault is that? | 0:13:46 | 0:13:48 | |
Myself! | 0:13:48 | 0:13:50 | |
I asked the public, how old is this girl? | 0:13:50 | 0:13:52 | |
No, don't ask them that! | 0:13:52 | 0:13:54 | |
Don't! No Pod, no! | 0:13:56 | 0:13:58 | |
I'm not answering this one. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
Pod will not be refused! | 0:14:01 | 0:14:02 | |
Mmm... 22. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:04 | |
A massive 50% of the public think you are 26. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:10 | |
No they don't think I'm 26! | 0:14:10 | 0:14:13 | |
-Pod never lies! -Oh! | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
Having heard what people think of your look, do you now see that you need a makeunder? | 0:14:15 | 0:14:19 | |
Yes, Pod, has the power! | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
Correct! I have decided you are a naked chicken drumstick lady | 0:14:21 | 0:14:25 | |
who needs my for Pod's sake "Put some clothes on" makeunder, urgently. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:30 | |
-Yeah. -Let the makeunder commence. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:33 | |
Oh, my god! | 0:14:37 | 0:14:40 | |
Oh, my goodness me! | 0:14:41 | 0:14:43 | |
Has Pod succeeded in this makeunder? | 0:14:43 | 0:14:46 | |
Pod has succeeded... I'm very happy with you. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:49 | |
Pod is very happy with you. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:50 | |
-Goodbye, Mickayla! -Bye, Pod! | 0:14:50 | 0:14:53 | |
I love that Mickayla was so happy with you, Pod. | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
It must be lovely making all these new friends! | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
Indeed it is! It's amazing what a successful makeunder and a lot of snogs can do for human-pod relations. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:08 | |
Yes, but not everybody's always quite so fond of you, are they, now? | 0:15:08 | 0:15:12 | |
Well, there is no accounting for taste. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:14 | |
Yes, but as we've learnt, Pod, some people's taste is really out there. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:19 | |
We've met some lovely odd-bods who your work does refuse to compute. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:23 | |
Yes, and what were they, Frost? | 0:15:23 | 0:15:25 | |
I'll tell you! They were...ejected. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:27 | |
Well, here are a few of our favourite ejectees. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:33 | |
Enjoy the weirdness! | 0:15:33 | 0:15:35 | |
I am Pod, who are you? | 0:15:35 | 0:15:38 | |
-I'm a woodland elf. -I'm Ultraviolet Kieran. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:42 | |
-Collagen Girl. -I'm Military Cybergoth. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:44 | |
-I'm a body modification enthusiast. -We're the Glitter Bandits! Whoo! | 0:15:44 | 0:15:51 | |
Grrr!! | 0:15:51 | 0:15:52 | |
Have you completely lost the plot? | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
-Yeah! -Yes! | 0:15:55 | 0:15:57 | |
-Not quite! -Yeah! | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
-Quite possibly! -No, definitely not. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:02 | |
I don't know! | 0:16:02 | 0:16:04 | |
# Super freak, super freak Super freaky... # | 0:16:04 | 0:16:08 | |
-Will you let Pod make you under? -No! -No! | 0:16:08 | 0:16:11 | |
-Ooh no! -Are you serious? | 0:16:11 | 0:16:14 | |
-No! -Why not? | 0:16:14 | 0:16:16 | |
-Cos I wanted to be an owl. -I don't take kindly to being randomly touched by people. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:20 | |
Because I stand for all things plastic. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:22 | |
Then you have been ejected! | 0:16:22 | 0:16:24 | |
-Ejected? -Charming(!) | 0:16:24 | 0:16:27 | |
Well, really, Frost, I could have done without that reminder of those | 0:16:33 | 0:16:36 | |
plastic-tastic garish Goths and freaky creepies. How could you! | 0:16:36 | 0:16:40 | |
All right, don't get carried away. This will make you feel a bit better... | 0:16:40 | 0:16:44 | |
the blonde bombshell in at number 7 actually apologised to you! | 0:16:44 | 0:16:48 | |
Excellent, I love an apology! | 0:16:48 | 0:16:51 | |
The way I dress it says that I'm fun, outgoing, outrageous, | 0:17:01 | 0:17:06 | |
totally individual. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:08 | |
When I go out I get loads of attention, I bloody love it! | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
Sexy, sleek, gorgeous! | 0:17:14 | 0:17:16 | |
I get called Barbie all the time, actually. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:22 | |
I quite like that, though... | 0:17:22 | 0:17:24 | |
I like being Barbie! Right, this is my most outrageous outfit. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:28 | |
I've got little hot pants on underneath. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:32 | |
My brother would like me probably to have a makeunder, definitely! | 0:17:32 | 0:17:35 | |
You reckon I should tone it down a bit? | 0:17:35 | 0:17:37 | |
Yeah, if you don't wanna give the wrong impression, sometimes. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:41 | |
OK. | 0:17:41 | 0:17:43 | |
-Which you do! -Shut up! -You know you do! | 0:17:43 | 0:17:46 | |
She won't change, she'll never change. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:48 | |
She always loves going out dressing up, it's always part of her. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:51 | |
I am Pod, the Personal Overhaul Device. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:04 | |
-You will refer to me as "Pod". -Yes, Pod. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:07 | |
Could you talk me through your outfit? This shouldn't take long. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:10 | |
OK, basically I've just got a pink tight dress on which is netted, | 0:18:10 | 0:18:16 | |
it's quite see-through, little gem things here | 0:18:16 | 0:18:20 | |
and lots of accessories to bling it up. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:23 | |
Why have you come to Pod for a makeunder? | 0:18:23 | 0:18:25 | |
Just so people can see me for... | 0:18:25 | 0:18:29 | |
who I am and just not as a bit of meat, really. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:34 | |
I asked men, "Would you snog, marry or avoid her?" | 0:18:34 | 0:18:38 | |
-Snog. -Play. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:41 | |
I would avoid her at all her costs. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:43 | |
-Trouble! -Definitely avoid her. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:46 | |
Probably snog... hate that word... | 0:18:46 | 0:18:49 | |
and then avoid afterwards. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:51 | |
80% of the public said they would avoid you. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:54 | |
That's not very nice, is it! Are you sure that's right? | 0:18:54 | 0:18:58 | |
-I don't think it is! -Pod never makes mistakes. -Oh. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:02 | |
Before I transform you into a natural beauty, I need to scrub you clean and remove all that slap on your face. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:08 | |
-What? -Run Phase Two: Deep Cleanse. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:12 | |
Now, remove all your make-up. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:15 | |
I hate you now! I actually hate you! There you go, is that all right? | 0:19:15 | 0:19:19 | |
-Your skin looks fresh and able to breathe. -Great! | 0:19:19 | 0:19:23 | |
-I will now process your makeunder. Are you excited? -Yes, ecstatic! | 0:19:23 | 0:19:27 | |
Run Phase Three: The Makeunder. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:30 | |
Oh, my god! Ooh! | 0:19:34 | 0:19:37 | |
-I like it! -Do you think you look like a natural beauty? | 0:19:37 | 0:19:41 | |
Yeah, definitely! | 0:19:41 | 0:19:42 | |
Previously, 80% of men | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
we asked said they would avoid you. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:47 | |
What did they say now? | 0:19:47 | 0:19:49 | |
Play. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:50 | |
Got that classic look, | 0:19:50 | 0:19:51 | |
like Marilyn Monroe type of style. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:53 | |
It's just classy, basically, more than anything else. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:56 | |
-Really good. -She's very nice, I really liked her hair. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:59 | |
Yeah, really 1940s inspired which looks very nice. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:02 | |
-100% of the men we asked want to snog you. -And not marry, then? | 0:20:02 | 0:20:07 | |
-Perhaps they thought you were already married! -Hello! | 0:20:07 | 0:20:10 | |
Can you see how being covered up in a flattering dress is just as sexy as having everything hanging out? | 0:20:10 | 0:20:16 | |
-Yeah, and I do owe you an apology. -You didn't believe that Pod could still make you sexy, madeunder? | 0:20:16 | 0:20:21 | |
-Pod has made me sexy. -Pod agrees. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:24 | |
-Natural beauty has been achieved. Goodbye. -Goodbye. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:29 | |
Jules looks stunning and I'm sure she meant it when she said | 0:20:29 | 0:20:32 | |
she'd keep up the new look, but as we've found out over the years, the promises girls make to Pod, well... | 0:20:32 | 0:20:38 | |
they don't always keep them. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:40 | |
-You've gone back? -Yeah, definitely! | 0:20:40 | 0:20:42 | |
-Didn't like it? -No, I hated it! | 0:20:42 | 0:20:44 | |
-You hated it? -No the hair was OK but the outfit sucked. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:47 | |
It was one of my favourite makeunders. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:49 | |
I thought you looked stunning. What is it about the pink girly look that you're addicted to? | 0:20:49 | 0:20:53 | |
I just love being girly and that's like, you know. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:56 | |
But your '40s look was so girly! | 0:20:56 | 0:20:59 | |
It didn't feel right, it didn't feel me. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
-So Pod's basically failed? -Failed! | 0:21:01 | 0:21:04 | |
-Tell Pod... -You failed! | 0:21:04 | 0:21:06 | |
Well, there really is no helping some people and to think I could have got | 0:21:09 | 0:21:13 | |
my lens on any number of Britain's make-up maniacs who might have actually appreciated my handiwork! | 0:21:13 | 0:21:19 | |
Well, I for one am glad you didn't get this lot. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:21 | |
I love hearing the crazy beauty hints and tips straight from the streets on a Saturday night. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:26 | |
Here are a few of my favourites. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:28 | |
Oh, traitor! | 0:21:28 | 0:21:30 | |
I could never live without mascara. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:36 | |
To the M to the A to the S to the C to the R to the A - MASCRA! | 0:21:36 | 0:21:39 | |
Mascara! | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
Just moisturise yourself daily. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:44 | |
I love fakes - fake eyelashes, fake tan, fake hair, fake everything, I love it! | 0:21:44 | 0:21:48 | |
My tip is have a wash before you go out, but seriously, that's about it! | 0:21:48 | 0:21:52 | |
If you're natural then you're not minging! | 0:21:52 | 0:21:55 | |
If you spray freezing cold water on your boobs you make them pert! | 0:21:55 | 0:22:00 | |
-Fake tan! -Fake tan! -Fake tan! -Fake tan! | 0:22:00 | 0:22:02 | |
-Fake and proud. -Gotta show the legs, gotta get it out, oh, yes... that's what I call glamour! | 0:22:02 | 0:22:08 | |
Blusher, I cannot live without it! | 0:22:08 | 0:22:11 | |
Heavy, smoky eyes, strong cheeks, nudey lips. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:15 | |
Teeth-whitening strips. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:17 | |
And carry a toothbrush because remember, the first kiss is the best! | 0:22:17 | 0:22:20 | |
Ten minutes, I ever spent. I feel like a wag. I don't care, I feel good! | 0:22:20 | 0:22:26 | |
Oh, Pod loved the great British public, eh? | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
I most certainly do not and don't get me started on the Italian at number 6. | 0:22:31 | 0:22:36 | |
What do you mean, Martha is beautiful, Pod! | 0:22:36 | 0:22:39 | |
I'm really sexy and I've got great style and I'm totally beautiful. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:46 | |
# Could you be the most beautiful girl in the world...? # | 0:22:46 | 0:22:53 | |
I'm funny, I'm intelligent... | 0:22:53 | 0:22:57 | |
I don't think there is another woman in the world who gets as much attention as I do. | 0:22:57 | 0:23:01 | |
I've got a little skirt, just about to cover my little bum. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:07 | |
They're my little hot pants. I'm tiny so I wear tiny things. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:10 | |
There's more eyeliner, more eyeliner for me! | 0:23:12 | 0:23:15 | |
You think these lashes are big... | 0:23:15 | 0:23:18 | |
well check out these ones! I'm gonna wear them tonight. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:21 | |
It takes me about two and a half hours to get ready every night. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:27 | |
So I'm ready to go out! | 0:23:30 | 0:23:32 | |
My boyfriend gets a little bit concerned sometimes, | 0:23:40 | 0:23:44 | |
when too many men comes up to me. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:46 | |
I do not idolise anybody, I only idolise myself, | 0:23:50 | 0:23:54 | |
I'm totally in love with myself and I totally do whatever I wanna do, d'you know what I mean? | 0:23:54 | 0:23:59 | |
I am Pod, the Personal Overhaul Device. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:09 | |
Hi, Pod! | 0:24:09 | 0:24:11 | |
Martha, who is the most fabulous person you know? | 0:24:11 | 0:24:14 | |
Me! | 0:24:14 | 0:24:16 | |
What do you do for a living? | 0:24:16 | 0:24:18 | |
-I'm a make-up artist. -Really? -Yeah. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:21 | |
I make ugly people look beautiful. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:23 | |
In the circus? | 0:24:23 | 0:24:25 | |
No, everywhere, Pod! Cheeky! | 0:24:25 | 0:24:27 | |
Run Phase One: Public Analysis. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:31 | |
I asked "Does she look like a beauty queen, | 0:24:31 | 0:24:34 | |
"a drag queen, the queen?" | 0:24:34 | 0:24:35 | |
I definitely look like a beauty queen | 0:24:35 | 0:24:37 | |
-but I don't know what the public will say. -Play. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:40 | |
I'd have to go for drag queen, I'm sorry. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:42 | |
Drag queen. What she's wearing is horrendous! | 0:24:42 | 0:24:44 | |
She looks a bit too manly for me. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:46 | |
Incorrect! 90% of the public think | 0:24:46 | 0:24:49 | |
-you look like a drag queen. -That's bad! | 0:24:49 | 0:24:52 | |
Martha, you are a stripper drag queen in training and you will undergo | 0:24:52 | 0:24:56 | |
my "Arthur to Martha" makeunder. | 0:24:56 | 0:24:58 | |
-Whatever! -Run the makeunder. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:02 | |
Oh, wow! | 0:25:07 | 0:25:09 | |
-I love it! -What do you love? -I just love my face... | 0:25:09 | 0:25:13 | |
I've got really nice face features, don't you think, Pod? | 0:25:13 | 0:25:16 | |
Pod agrees. This hair length frames your beautiful delicate features. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:20 | |
I look like a flower! | 0:25:20 | 0:25:21 | |
Flowers are naturally beautiful and now, so are you! | 0:25:21 | 0:25:24 | |
My face looks stunning. | 0:25:24 | 0:25:26 | |
Before, the public thought you looked like a drag queen. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:29 | |
-I'm Martha, I'm not Arthur! -What do you think they will say now? | 0:25:29 | 0:25:32 | |
I think they will say I look stunning, cos I do! | 0:25:32 | 0:25:35 | |
-Shall we find out? -Yes, I'm so excited. -Play. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:39 | |
Beauty queen, natural, naturality is the way forward. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:43 | |
More a beauty queen than a drag queen or the Queen. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:47 | |
She looks like a naturally beautiful girl. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:49 | |
I'd say she looks like a beauty queen. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:51 | |
Now, 100% of the people we asked think you look like a beauty queen. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:57 | |
-Aw, sweet! -Do you promise to keep this new look? | 0:25:57 | 0:26:00 | |
Yeah, I promise that I'll stay like this. | 0:26:00 | 0:26:03 | |
I just love the look. Thanks, Pod. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:05 | |
You're welcome. Natural beauty has been restored. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:08 | |
-Goodbye, Martha. -Goodbye, Pod. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:10 | |
So, we're halfway through the countdown of our all-time favourite makeunders | 0:26:15 | 0:26:20 | |
as chosen by the Pod Mistress and myself. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:22 | |
Here is a quick reminder from 10 to 6. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:25 | |
At 10 was the naturally gorgeous and giggly Chantelle. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:28 | |
Hannah Hillman stormed in at 9. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:31 | |
At 8, Mickayla wasn't too chicken to have a makeunder. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:34 | |
At 7 Jules got a glamorous new look that she just couldn't make stick | 0:26:34 | 0:26:38 | |
and at 6 was Martha, the Italian with a passion | 0:26:38 | 0:26:41 | |
for her very own beautiful face. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:43 | |
-Are you feeling proud, Pod? -Naturally! | 0:26:43 | 0:26:46 | |
We have come far, Jenny Frost, in my mission to rid the world of fakery. | 0:26:46 | 0:26:50 | |
So many have fallen before Pod in the battle to be natural. | 0:26:50 | 0:26:53 | |
Yes, but as you know, a few of our girls and boys have been known | 0:26:53 | 0:26:57 | |
to fight back! | 0:26:57 | 0:26:59 | |
# I hate you so much right now... # | 0:27:01 | 0:27:04 | |
Bring it on, Pod! | 0:27:04 | 0:27:05 | |
-Come on, bring it on! I'm ready for ya! -You are a fake-faced fool! | 0:27:05 | 0:27:09 | |
Oh, that's a lovely thing to say! | 0:27:09 | 0:27:12 | |
-You are mean! -Well, I don't agree with that. -Are you stupid? | 0:27:12 | 0:27:15 | |
No, and you look like a man in drag. | 0:27:15 | 0:27:18 | |
-Cheeky little bastard! -No way! | 0:27:18 | 0:27:20 | |
-Now I am fuming! -Do you wanna slap? -Watch your mouth, you tangerine trollop! | 0:27:20 | 0:27:25 | |
-How rude! -That's rude! | 0:27:25 | 0:27:27 | |
-That's very rude! -I think that's a bit rude! | 0:27:27 | 0:27:29 | |
-How rude! -Well, that is just rude! | 0:27:29 | 0:27:32 | |
That is a bit rude! | 0:27:32 | 0:27:33 | |
Well, you look like you fell face first into a puddle of paint! | 0:27:33 | 0:27:37 | |
-How cheeky! -I wouldn't say that, Pod! | 0:27:37 | 0:27:39 | |
-I would! -Oh, Pod, come on now! | 0:27:39 | 0:27:42 | |
-You look completely deranged! -Deranged? Now that is a nasty word. | 0:27:42 | 0:27:47 | |
-And THAT is a nasty look. -Well, Pod, you know what? Loser! | 0:27:47 | 0:27:52 | |
-You'll pay for that! -Are you gonna spank me? | 0:27:52 | 0:27:55 | |
-No, but I would like to hit you with some natural beauty. -Aah! | 0:27:55 | 0:27:58 | |
-Oh! -Ooh! -You lack empathy and compassion. | 0:27:58 | 0:28:02 | |
-Oh, pod off, you lot! -Whatever! | 0:28:02 | 0:28:05 | |
Oh, Pod, I feel a bit sorry for you right now. | 0:28:08 | 0:28:11 | |
Yes, well it's not always easy being the world's one and only makeunder computer | 0:28:11 | 0:28:16 | |
but I soldier on in the face of adversity. | 0:28:16 | 0:28:20 | |
Wow, all right, then, Podmaster General! | 0:28:20 | 0:28:23 | |
Now in at number 5 is your ultimate enemy in your war against fakery - | 0:28:23 | 0:28:27 | |
arch nemesis-ises don't come much bigger than this! | 0:28:27 | 0:28:32 | |
I love being Jodie Marsh. | 0:28:37 | 0:28:39 | |
She's a cool girl! | 0:28:39 | 0:28:42 | |
I love me! I get away with murder! | 0:28:44 | 0:28:47 | |
The boobs are that good now they look good in any top! I'm blessed! | 0:28:49 | 0:28:54 | |
I dress the way I do because it's fun and because I can. | 0:28:59 | 0:29:04 | |
To me, that was a normal outfit. | 0:29:07 | 0:29:09 | |
I've got, like, 40 tattoos... | 0:29:12 | 0:29:15 | |
Buddy Holly and Chuck Berry - heroes, still love their music now. | 0:29:15 | 0:29:19 | |
Michael Jackson, "My Crazy Life", pin-up girl, big boobs, obviously. | 0:29:19 | 0:29:25 | |
I fancied another tattoo. | 0:29:25 | 0:29:26 | |
I'm smothered. What can I say? | 0:29:26 | 0:29:28 | |
I discovered make-up when I was about two or three and have been using tons of it ever since! | 0:29:31 | 0:29:37 | |
Oh! Jodie Marsh! | 0:29:44 | 0:29:46 | |
-You are my arch nemesis! -So I've been told! | 0:29:47 | 0:29:50 | |
You are the one I am waging a war against! | 0:29:50 | 0:29:53 | |
What have I done that's so bad? | 0:29:53 | 0:29:55 | |
You have inspired an army of Jodie clones. | 0:29:55 | 0:30:00 | |
All of these girls came before Pod with their tiny clothes, | 0:30:00 | 0:30:03 | |
layers of slap and fake tan and I have defeated them. | 0:30:03 | 0:30:09 | |
It is now time for me to conquer their leader. | 0:30:09 | 0:30:14 | |
-What do you think of this clone army? -I think they're brilliant! | 0:30:14 | 0:30:17 | |
You dare to stand before Pod and say all this plastic is fantastic? | 0:30:17 | 0:30:22 | |
I don't know what you want from me! | 0:30:22 | 0:30:24 | |
-You're scary! -You're terrifying! | 0:30:24 | 0:30:27 | |
-Is there anything that's not fake about you? -I'm not that fake... | 0:30:27 | 0:30:31 | |
I know I wear loads of make-up but I don't have hair extensions and I've never had fake nails. | 0:30:31 | 0:30:35 | |
My, that is an achievement(!) But if you could just look down. | 0:30:35 | 0:30:39 | |
Oh, there! | 0:30:41 | 0:30:43 | |
Yeah, I know they're fake but what I'm saying is I'm not ALL fake. | 0:30:43 | 0:30:48 | |
-And if you could just look up. -Oh! | 0:30:48 | 0:30:50 | |
Yeah, my eyebrows! | 0:30:50 | 0:30:52 | |
Why did you have your eyebrows tattooed onto your face? | 0:30:52 | 0:30:55 | |
To save me putting make-up on in the morning. | 0:30:55 | 0:30:57 | |
Why not save yourself the pain and be a natural beauty? | 0:30:57 | 0:31:01 | |
Because I don't have it, I don't think, | 0:31:01 | 0:31:03 | |
and I am often jealous when I see a girl who is naturally beautiful. | 0:31:03 | 0:31:09 | |
Why have you come to Pod for a makeunder? | 0:31:09 | 0:31:11 | |
Because I'm interested to see what you think you can do with me. | 0:31:11 | 0:31:14 | |
Many people have tried and failed. | 0:31:14 | 0:31:17 | |
-Pod will not fail. -Yeah, I think you're gonna have trouble with me. | 0:31:17 | 0:31:20 | |
Not as much as you're going to have with me! Run the makeunder. | 0:31:20 | 0:31:24 | |
Oh, god! | 0:31:29 | 0:31:30 | |
So, Marsh, do you like it? | 0:31:32 | 0:31:33 | |
I do... I love it! | 0:31:33 | 0:31:35 | |
Pod thinks you look beautiful. | 0:31:35 | 0:31:37 | |
-Thank you. -How does it feel to see yourself in this new light? | 0:31:37 | 0:31:41 | |
Before I was famous, I felt like I was a kind of half attractive girl and I would love to go back, | 0:31:41 | 0:31:49 | |
just even for one day to go back and be just a pretty girl again. | 0:31:49 | 0:31:54 | |
-Jodie... -Yes. -That day is today. | 0:31:54 | 0:31:58 | |
-I know. -So, Marsh... -Yes! | 0:31:58 | 0:32:00 | |
Will Pod be seeing you out and about looking naturally beautiful? | 0:32:00 | 0:32:04 | |
-Yes, I promise. -That means that Pod has won! | 0:32:04 | 0:32:07 | |
Natural beauty has triumphed! | 0:32:07 | 0:32:09 | |
Victory is mine! | 0:32:09 | 0:32:12 | |
You have been an honourable opponent for Pod. | 0:32:12 | 0:32:15 | |
-Thank you, Miss Marsh. -Thanks, Pod. | 0:32:15 | 0:32:18 | |
Goodbye. | 0:32:18 | 0:32:20 | |
Well, Pod, you may have won the battle but the war still rages on. | 0:32:23 | 0:32:27 | |
The girl at number 4 arrived with an army. | 0:32:27 | 0:32:29 | |
Tell me, Pod, what goes through your lens at a moment like that? | 0:32:29 | 0:32:33 | |
Sheer panic, terror? Tell me what? | 0:32:33 | 0:32:36 | |
Nothing like that, Frost! I take complete and profound joy | 0:32:36 | 0:32:39 | |
in the knowledge that the legion of fakes are no match for Pod, the slayer of slap. | 0:32:39 | 0:32:45 | |
Hi, I'm Pod, the Personal Overhaul Device. | 0:32:54 | 0:32:58 | |
-Hi, Pod! -Hello, girls. | 0:32:58 | 0:33:00 | |
What are you known as, collectively? | 0:33:00 | 0:33:02 | |
We're the Neon Army... | 0:33:02 | 0:33:04 | |
individual a Neon Warrior. | 0:33:04 | 0:33:07 | |
Neon Army, what are you fighting against? | 0:33:07 | 0:33:09 | |
-Boringness! -Yeah, dullness. | 0:33:09 | 0:33:12 | |
-Dark colours. -Brown. | 0:33:12 | 0:33:13 | |
-Who is willing to undergo Pod's makeunder? -Jane. | 0:33:13 | 0:33:17 | |
I would say that I don't need a makeunder... | 0:33:17 | 0:33:19 | |
I would say my style is a reflection of who I am and not who I am. | 0:33:19 | 0:33:24 | |
-Green Neon Warrior. -Yes. | 0:33:24 | 0:33:25 | |
Pod does not understand slightly rubbish psycho-babble. | 0:33:25 | 0:33:29 | |
I pick you to be made-under! | 0:33:29 | 0:33:32 | |
Neon Army, you are leaving a man behind. | 0:33:32 | 0:33:36 | |
Neon Jane, how are you feeling about being introduced to a new you? | 0:33:36 | 0:33:41 | |
It's always good to change and evolve and grow so I think it's a good thing to do. | 0:33:41 | 0:33:46 | |
In that case, let the makeunder commence. | 0:33:46 | 0:33:50 | |
Oh, my god, I'm blonde! | 0:33:55 | 0:33:59 | |
What do you think? | 0:33:59 | 0:34:00 | |
I like the colour of the dress. | 0:34:00 | 0:34:02 | |
Not very me. | 0:34:02 | 0:34:04 | |
Very stylish, though. | 0:34:04 | 0:34:06 | |
-Do you think in your opinion you look pretty? -Yeah. | 0:34:06 | 0:34:10 | |
Now you have been through the makeunder experience, what do you think about natural beauty? | 0:34:10 | 0:34:14 | |
I think I am naturally beautiful but then I think | 0:34:14 | 0:34:17 | |
I'm no less beautiful when I'm neon. | 0:34:17 | 0:34:20 | |
Are you ready to return to the trenches to serve with your Neon Army comrades? | 0:34:20 | 0:34:24 | |
Definitely! | 0:34:24 | 0:34:26 | |
Thank you, Jane. Say goodbye, Pod. | 0:34:26 | 0:34:28 | |
Goodbye, Pod. | 0:34:28 | 0:34:31 | |
Frost! | 0:34:36 | 0:34:38 | |
A-hem... Frost! | 0:34:38 | 0:34:40 | |
Jenny Frost! | 0:34:42 | 0:34:44 | |
What in Pod's name are you doing? | 0:34:44 | 0:34:46 | |
Sorry, Pod, got a bit caught there! | 0:34:46 | 0:34:48 | |
I was just thinking about one of my favourite bits of the show, | 0:34:48 | 0:34:51 | |
when we get to see the girls and boys out on a Saturday night throwing some shapes! | 0:34:51 | 0:34:55 | |
Some ridiculous shapes, Frost! | 0:34:55 | 0:34:58 | |
You need to lighten up and get down with this lot! Ow! | 0:34:58 | 0:35:01 | |
# Everybody dance now! | 0:35:01 | 0:35:03 | |
# Everybody, come on, let's sweat! | 0:35:05 | 0:35:08 | |
# Let the rhythm move you | 0:35:09 | 0:35:11 | |
# Dance till you can't dance no more | 0:35:11 | 0:35:14 | |
# Get on the floor and get raw | 0:35:14 | 0:35:16 | |
# Come back and upside down | 0:35:16 | 0:35:18 | |
# Easy now, let me see you move... | 0:35:18 | 0:35:21 | |
-# Move -Let your mind put me on line | 0:35:21 | 0:35:25 | |
# The music is my life | 0:35:26 | 0:35:28 | |
# Everybody, come on let's sweat | 0:35:30 | 0:35:33 | |
# Let the rhythm move you | 0:35:33 | 0:35:36 | |
# Da da da da da da... # | 0:35:36 | 0:35:40 | |
Oh, it takes you back, doesn't it, Pod! | 0:35:41 | 0:35:43 | |
Yes, to a dark place, Frost! | 0:35:43 | 0:35:46 | |
Well, now it's time to reveal who made the number 3 slot in our favourite ever makeunders. | 0:35:46 | 0:35:51 | |
-Are you excited? -Yes, I am, because this is what my mission is all about - | 0:35:51 | 0:35:56 | |
taking a tangerine-tinted, thong-flaunting make-up-mad minx and transforming her into | 0:35:56 | 0:36:01 | |
a sophisticated, elegant and Pod-ding stunning natural beauty. | 0:36:01 | 0:36:04 | |
What I loved about this particular makeunder is not only did | 0:36:04 | 0:36:08 | |
you change the way she looked, you changed the way she looked at herself. | 0:36:08 | 0:36:12 | |
Yes, I am a makeunder marvel! | 0:36:12 | 0:36:14 | |
My style, I would describe it as "trashy". | 0:36:18 | 0:36:20 | |
Is there a word to describe Jay's style? | 0:36:27 | 0:36:30 | |
Embarrassing! | 0:36:30 | 0:36:32 | |
My son Harry gets embarrassed with my look because I'm quite outrageous. | 0:36:34 | 0:36:38 | |
I'm not your kind of regular kind of mum. | 0:36:38 | 0:36:41 | |
I just stand out and he doesn't like that. | 0:36:41 | 0:36:43 | |
Natural beauty - what's that?! | 0:36:46 | 0:36:49 | |
I love my boobs... best 5 grand I've ever spent! | 0:36:49 | 0:36:52 | |
I'm doing a Britney Spears tonight. | 0:36:52 | 0:36:55 | |
I'm ripping... My boobs are too big. | 0:36:59 | 0:37:02 | |
# I'm not that innocent... # | 0:37:02 | 0:37:04 | |
I'm ready to party! | 0:37:04 | 0:37:06 | |
I was dancing and my trousers split! | 0:37:18 | 0:37:22 | |
Being made-under would just make Jay realise | 0:37:22 | 0:37:26 | |
that she doesn't have to do what she does to get noticed. | 0:37:26 | 0:37:30 | |
Fake or natural? Fake every time! | 0:37:32 | 0:37:35 | |
# I'm not that innocent...! # | 0:37:35 | 0:37:37 | |
-I am Pod, who are you? -I'm Jay Nichols. | 0:37:43 | 0:37:46 | |
What in Pod's name are you wearing? | 0:37:46 | 0:37:49 | |
-Don't you like the skimpy look, Pod? -No, Jay, I don't. | 0:37:49 | 0:37:51 | |
-I've got no knickers on! -Is that really something to be proud of? | 0:37:51 | 0:37:55 | |
You really don't like it, do you? | 0:37:55 | 0:37:56 | |
I really don't, no. | 0:37:56 | 0:37:58 | |
What do you think of natural beauty? | 0:37:58 | 0:38:00 | |
There's no such thing as natural beauty, babe. | 0:38:00 | 0:38:02 | |
Pod completely disagrees. | 0:38:02 | 0:38:04 | |
Just how fake are you? | 0:38:04 | 0:38:06 | |
These are fake. My hair is pretty much fake, | 0:38:06 | 0:38:10 | |
my lips are fake, my eyelashes are fake, my nails are fake, my tan is fake. | 0:38:10 | 0:38:14 | |
-Everything else is pretty much... my eyes are my own. -Well done! | 0:38:14 | 0:38:17 | |
According to my beauty files, you haven't always been a fake. | 0:38:17 | 0:38:21 | |
Babe, what would you rather? See me like that or like this? | 0:38:21 | 0:38:24 | |
-That is horrific! -My files tell me you have a son, Harry. | 0:38:24 | 0:38:28 | |
What does he think of your look? | 0:38:28 | 0:38:30 | |
-He thinks I'm chavvy! -I can't imagine why! | 0:38:30 | 0:38:33 | |
-What do you wear to parents' evening? -My curlers. | 0:38:33 | 0:38:36 | |
I'd rather make it in my curlers than not at all. | 0:38:36 | 0:38:38 | |
Pod admires your commitment to your son, but not to your fakery. | 0:38:38 | 0:38:43 | |
-I asked the public, "how old is she?" -Oh, no, this is gonna be horrid... | 0:38:43 | 0:38:47 | |
This is gonna upset me more than anything. | 0:38:47 | 0:38:49 | |
Is she 28, 34 or 40? | 0:38:49 | 0:38:52 | |
If they say 40, I'm gonna go mental. OK, 40. | 0:38:52 | 0:38:55 | |
Play... | 0:38:55 | 0:38:57 | |
I think she's 34, but I think she's trying to look like she's 28. | 0:38:57 | 0:39:01 | |
She looks like she's 40. | 0:39:01 | 0:39:02 | |
40 cos she seems like she's making an effort to look younger. | 0:39:02 | 0:39:05 | |
Really? OK. | 0:39:05 | 0:39:06 | |
Correct! 50% of the public think you look 40. | 0:39:06 | 0:39:10 | |
-Really? -Yes. | 0:39:10 | 0:39:12 | |
Having heard the public's comments, do you still want a makeunder? | 0:39:12 | 0:39:15 | |
-Yeah, let's go for it... I'm all yours! -Oh, my Pod! | 0:39:15 | 0:39:18 | |
-Are you ready for my verdict? -Yeah, I'm listening. | 0:39:18 | 0:39:21 | |
-Don't be too mean. -You are a plastic fantastic, crispy, curly, naked lady | 0:39:21 | 0:39:26 | |
and you will undergo my "Slummy mummy to yummy mummy" makeunder. | 0:39:26 | 0:39:30 | |
Oh, my god! | 0:39:35 | 0:39:37 | |
Oh, my god, how different do I look! | 0:39:37 | 0:39:39 | |
-Do you like it? -I don't know. | 0:39:39 | 0:39:41 | |
Pod thinks you look utterly stunning. | 0:39:41 | 0:39:44 | |
Really? I'm just a bit shocked, I think. | 0:39:44 | 0:39:46 | |
Pod has left with you a bit of your trademark cleavage. | 0:39:46 | 0:39:49 | |
That's not a cleavage! If I... | 0:39:49 | 0:39:53 | |
-Don't do it, Jay! -Just a little bit! | 0:39:53 | 0:39:54 | |
-That's better! -Put them away, Jay! | 0:39:54 | 0:39:58 | |
Previously I asked the public is she 28, 34 or 40? | 0:39:58 | 0:40:02 | |
-Play... -I think she's 28. | 0:40:02 | 0:40:04 | |
I think she looks 28 cos she looks naturally younger. | 0:40:04 | 0:40:08 | |
I think she's 28. | 0:40:08 | 0:40:09 | |
She has a youthful glow about her and she's very attractive. | 0:40:09 | 0:40:13 | |
Now, 40% of the people we asked think you look 28. | 0:40:13 | 0:40:17 | |
-Really! -Yes, and the rest think you look your age, 34. -OK, no 40s at all? | 0:40:17 | 0:40:22 | |
None. How does that make you feel? | 0:40:22 | 0:40:24 | |
It amazes me, it has really amazed me. | 0:40:24 | 0:40:27 | |
Will you be keeping any of your new natural look? | 0:40:27 | 0:40:30 | |
To be honest, I wouldn't go back now. | 0:40:30 | 0:40:32 | |
It's the end of an era and a new start for me. I've put the old Jay to rest now. | 0:40:32 | 0:40:36 | |
-So no more flashing your bits, then? -No... | 0:40:36 | 0:40:38 | |
well, I can't help it if I'm drunk! | 0:40:38 | 0:40:41 | |
Pod is going to ignore that. SHE GIGGLES | 0:40:41 | 0:40:43 | |
Pod is very proud of you and thinks your son will be, too. | 0:40:43 | 0:40:46 | |
I think he will absolutely love it, bless him! | 0:40:46 | 0:40:49 | |
He'll want me to come in to parents' evening now. You make me all emotional! | 0:40:49 | 0:40:53 | |
You're not gonna make me cry. | 0:40:53 | 0:40:55 | |
-Pod doesn't want your make-up to run. -No. | 0:40:55 | 0:40:57 | |
Pod computers your makeunder has been a complete success. | 0:40:57 | 0:41:00 | |
-Thank you. I've enjoyed every minute of it, babe. -Goodbye. -Bye bye, darling. | 0:41:00 | 0:41:05 | |
Aw, it looked like Jay had finally seen the light | 0:41:05 | 0:41:08 | |
but did she really ditch her crispy, curly ways for good? | 0:41:08 | 0:41:11 | |
I caught up with her to find out. | 0:41:11 | 0:41:14 | |
Tell me what you've kept from the makeunder. | 0:41:14 | 0:41:16 | |
I've kept the hair, I've still got long hair, I haven't changed my hairstyle very much. | 0:41:16 | 0:41:20 | |
I'm much more covered up. | 0:41:20 | 0:41:22 | |
I think it's kind of hit home that Harry was embarrassed by his mum | 0:41:22 | 0:41:26 | |
and that upset me and I thought, he's got a lot going on at his age. | 0:41:26 | 0:41:30 | |
The last thing he has to deal with is being embarrassed of his mum. It has totally changed me. | 0:41:30 | 0:41:35 | |
If it wasn't for Pod giving you that push over the edge, | 0:41:35 | 0:41:38 | |
how long do you think you'd have stayed stuck in that rut? | 0:41:38 | 0:41:41 | |
Probably till I'm about 80! I'd probably be knickerless till I was 80! | 0:41:41 | 0:41:44 | |
I think you're one of my favourites because it's a big drastic change. | 0:41:44 | 0:41:48 | |
-That's really lovely! -And I think you look lovely. -Thank you. -Thank you very much. -No, thank you! | 0:41:48 | 0:41:53 | |
So, Pod it's nearly time to reveal the top 2 in our best ever makeunders. | 0:41:56 | 0:42:01 | |
I must confess I am rather excited! | 0:42:01 | 0:42:03 | |
Me too, but first up, Pod, I've got a little treat for you. | 0:42:03 | 0:42:07 | |
There's a part of the makeunder process that you never get to see - | 0:42:07 | 0:42:10 | |
it's the bit where the girls reveal their new made-under look to their loved ones | 0:42:10 | 0:42:14 | |
and I thought it would be nice for you to see them appreciating your handiwork! | 0:42:14 | 0:42:18 | |
Oh, Pod love you, Jenny Frost! | 0:42:18 | 0:42:20 | |
You're not bad for a human being! | 0:42:20 | 0:42:22 | |
And I love you too, Pod, but just to warn you, you might be needing this. | 0:42:22 | 0:42:27 | |
# Today this could be the greatest day of our lives | 0:42:29 | 0:42:36 | |
# Oh, and the world comes alive | 0:42:39 | 0:42:45 | |
# And the world comes alive | 0:42:45 | 0:42:50 | |
# And the world comes alive | 0:42:50 | 0:42:53 | |
# Oh, oh-oh-oh | 0:42:53 | 0:42:56 | |
-# Stay close to me -And the world comes alive... # | 0:42:56 | 0:43:02 | |
Well, Pod, we're nearly at the end of our trip down memory lane. | 0:43:19 | 0:43:23 | |
How are you feeling? A little emotional? | 0:43:23 | 0:43:25 | |
Don't be ridiculous, Frost! | 0:43:25 | 0:43:27 | |
Pod is a sophisticated makeunder device and is not given to the emotional displays of you humans. | 0:43:27 | 0:43:32 | |
Are you sure, Pod? You're looking a little bit misty-lensed to me! | 0:43:32 | 0:43:36 | |
I must have some dust in my circuits, that's all! | 0:43:36 | 0:43:39 | |
Whatever you say, Pod, but you know, a makeunder experience can be | 0:43:39 | 0:43:42 | |
a little overwhelming, as the prissy princess at number 2 found out. | 0:43:42 | 0:43:47 | |
There we go! | 0:43:56 | 0:43:57 | |
Well, getting ready it starts the minute she wakes up... | 0:43:57 | 0:44:00 | |
she straightens her hair, puts the hair extensions in. | 0:44:00 | 0:44:03 | |
My boyfriend always complains that I take too long getting ready, so my solution is if he does my | 0:44:03 | 0:44:09 | |
hair extensions for me, washes them, dries them and straightens them, then that will save me so much time. | 0:44:09 | 0:44:16 | |
An hour to two hours doing the make-up... | 0:44:16 | 0:44:19 | |
The more make-up, the better because everyone wants to look good. | 0:44:19 | 0:44:23 | |
Now you have the perfect pout. | 0:44:28 | 0:44:30 | |
A lot of girls these days backcomb their hair because it's fashionable | 0:44:32 | 0:44:36 | |
but people say that I go to extremes. | 0:44:36 | 0:44:39 | |
Keep going until it's completely knotted... | 0:44:39 | 0:44:42 | |
..and then just worry about it the next day when you try to brush it! | 0:44:43 | 0:44:48 | |
And there we go, it's all done - a big, crazy birds' nest. | 0:44:49 | 0:44:52 | |
She wears very little, very little - | 0:44:52 | 0:44:54 | |
bikinis, corsets. | 0:44:54 | 0:44:58 | |
This is tonight's saviour. | 0:44:58 | 0:45:01 | |
Less is more, so wear less, get more attention! | 0:45:01 | 0:45:06 | |
Five, six hours down the line she's ready to go out. | 0:45:06 | 0:45:09 | |
I try and act like I don't know that people are looking but I do have a look round myself and think, | 0:45:29 | 0:45:34 | |
has anyone noticed me? | 0:45:34 | 0:45:36 | |
From a boyfriend point of view, you don't really like men gawping over and paying her that much attention. | 0:45:36 | 0:45:41 | |
If you don't like it, don't bother looking and if you don't like me, don't talk to me, | 0:45:47 | 0:45:51 | |
and for everyone else, hi, I'm Princess Tamsin, nice to meet you. | 0:45:51 | 0:45:54 | |
I am Pod, your Personal Overhaul Device. | 0:45:59 | 0:46:03 | |
Please could you talk Pod through your outfit? | 0:46:03 | 0:46:05 | |
We have this leopard-print dress, I've got a little black belt cos I think it looks cute because it | 0:46:05 | 0:46:11 | |
pulls you in at the waist and it shows off my new boobs. | 0:46:11 | 0:46:16 | |
-New boobs? -They're not fully settled yet but they're on the way, so... -Did they cost you lots of money? | 0:46:16 | 0:46:22 | |
They didn't cost ME lots of money. They cost my dad lots of money! | 0:46:22 | 0:46:26 | |
Pod understands natural beauty and natural beauty only. | 0:46:26 | 0:46:30 | |
Well, I think this is natural beauty with a few extras. | 0:46:30 | 0:46:33 | |
Hmm... Do you remember what you looked like as a natural beauty? | 0:46:33 | 0:46:37 | |
All I know is what I look like without make-up and that is ugly, very ugly! | 0:46:37 | 0:46:42 | |
Tamsin, I suspect you are a gorgeous girl beneath all that make-up. | 0:46:42 | 0:46:47 | |
Run Phase One: Public Analysis. | 0:46:47 | 0:46:49 | |
I asked a cross-section of the public | 0:46:49 | 0:46:51 | |
"would you want to snog, marry or avoid her?" | 0:46:51 | 0:46:55 | |
I'm gonna guess avoid. | 0:46:55 | 0:46:58 | |
-Play... -I've got to be honest | 0:46:58 | 0:47:00 | |
and I hope I don't come across her in the next day, | 0:47:00 | 0:47:03 | |
pretty cheap look, | 0:47:03 | 0:47:05 | |
-not a fan! -It looks a bit slutty. | 0:47:05 | 0:47:08 | |
Not someone that I would personally go for. | 0:47:08 | 0:47:10 | |
-I'd avoid her. -Correct. | 0:47:10 | 0:47:11 | |
73% of the public wanted to avoid you. | 0:47:11 | 0:47:14 | |
What would you say to them? | 0:47:14 | 0:47:17 | |
I'd say "look at the state of you"! | 0:47:17 | 0:47:19 | |
Pod knows you are a natural beauty under all that make-up | 0:47:19 | 0:47:23 | |
but do you think you can still look pretty with a more natural look? | 0:47:23 | 0:47:26 | |
No. To be honest, I think that to look your best, you have to put all this sort of stuff on, but Pod, I'm | 0:47:26 | 0:47:33 | |
-willing to give you a chance to make me look different and see if you can change my mind. -Thank you. | 0:47:33 | 0:47:37 | |
Run the makeunder. | 0:47:37 | 0:47:40 | |
Aaah! | 0:47:43 | 0:47:45 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:47:45 | 0:47:47 | |
I look so different! | 0:47:48 | 0:47:51 | |
Oh, my hair looks amazing! | 0:47:51 | 0:47:53 | |
-What do you think? -I can't believe it and I've not got loads of make-up on, either and I actually like it! | 0:47:53 | 0:47:59 | |
73% of the public wanted to avoid you before. | 0:47:59 | 0:48:02 | |
Now you are a natural beauty, let's see what they think. Play... | 0:48:02 | 0:48:06 | |
The kind of person you could take home to meet your parents. | 0:48:06 | 0:48:09 | |
-I'd snog her! -Yeah, I'd give her a snog, definitely! | 0:48:09 | 0:48:12 | |
I would snog her because she's very pretty. | 0:48:12 | 0:48:16 | |
I wouldn't marry her cos... | 0:48:16 | 0:48:19 | |
it's too early! | 0:48:19 | 0:48:21 | |
Now, 70% of the public want to snog you and 30% want to marry you. | 0:48:21 | 0:48:27 | |
Do you feel pretty? | 0:48:27 | 0:48:29 | |
-Yes. -Tamsin, why are you crying? | 0:48:29 | 0:48:34 | |
Just hearing the nice comments because before I just felt like that's what I needed and that. | 0:48:34 | 0:48:40 | |
Naturally I couldn't get people to look at me and think nice things but now... | 0:48:40 | 0:48:45 | |
I can see something different. | 0:48:45 | 0:48:48 | |
Will you ever go back to your old look? | 0:48:48 | 0:48:50 | |
No, not now. | 0:48:50 | 0:48:52 | |
The old look is trashy and rubbish and I can see why people thought the things they thought | 0:48:52 | 0:48:58 | |
-but now that I've seen this, there's no way I'm going back. -Good. Makeunder mission accomplished. | 0:48:58 | 0:49:04 | |
-Thank you, Tamsin. Goodbye. -Goodbye. | 0:49:04 | 0:49:07 | |
Before we reveal our number 1 in our all-time favourite makeunders, | 0:49:11 | 0:49:15 | |
here's a quick reminder of the 9 fake fans that have gone before. | 0:49:15 | 0:49:19 | |
In at 10, Chantelle checked in to Pod for some natural beauty therapy. | 0:49:19 | 0:49:23 | |
At 9 was weather whirlwind, Hannah Hillman. | 0:49:23 | 0:49:26 | |
At 8, bikini babe Mickayla finally got dressed. | 0:49:26 | 0:49:29 | |
At 7, Pod gave Jules a head-turning Hollywood look. | 0:49:29 | 0:49:33 | |
At 6, it was Arthur to beautiful Martha. | 0:49:33 | 0:49:37 | |
At 5, Pod finally faced her ultimate enemy in the war against fakery - | 0:49:37 | 0:49:41 | |
Miss Jodie Marsh | 0:49:41 | 0:49:42 | |
and at 4, she went into combat again, | 0:49:42 | 0:49:45 | |
this time taking on the Neon Army. | 0:49:45 | 0:49:47 | |
At 3 was slummy-mummy to yummy-mummy Jay | 0:49:47 | 0:49:50 | |
and that takes us to our lovely number 2, | 0:49:50 | 0:49:53 | |
the beautiful Princess Tamsin. | 0:49:53 | 0:49:55 | |
So this is it, Pod, the number 1 makeunder of all time, | 0:49:55 | 0:49:59 | |
but what is it about this makeunder that stands out for you? | 0:49:59 | 0:50:02 | |
Well, Jenny Frost, in all my days of fighting fakery I have never ever known a person to be hiding | 0:50:02 | 0:50:08 | |
so much natural beauty under layers and layers and layers and | 0:50:08 | 0:50:13 | |
layers and layers of fakery. | 0:50:13 | 0:50:16 | |
Yes, Pod, we get it... there are lots of layers! | 0:50:16 | 0:50:19 | |
-Well, I'm merely pointing out that this was a true triumph for Pod and natural beauty. -Indeed it was. | 0:50:19 | 0:50:25 | |
I am proud to present the number 1 makeunder of all time, he's blonde, | 0:50:25 | 0:50:29 | |
he's orange, he's nuts, he's Scotland's number 1 male Barbie. | 0:50:29 | 0:50:34 | |
It's the lovely Ross. | 0:50:34 | 0:50:36 | |
Orange or darker is one of the best skin colours you can have. | 0:50:44 | 0:50:48 | |
# Golden brown... # | 0:50:48 | 0:50:50 | |
It makes you stand out in a crowd if you're the darkest one there and I intend to be the darkest one there. | 0:50:50 | 0:50:55 | |
I've been living in Aberdeen all my life. | 0:50:59 | 0:51:01 | |
I don't really know any other people in this area that look like me. | 0:51:01 | 0:51:05 | |
# Sexy boy... # | 0:51:05 | 0:51:07 | |
I wear more make-up than my mum, quite a lot of foundation as you can see... | 0:51:07 | 0:51:11 | |
I apply it really thickly, cake it on. | 0:51:11 | 0:51:13 | |
There's no such thing as too much make-up. | 0:51:13 | 0:51:16 | |
I'm going for a kind of Beyonce look with my skin colour. | 0:51:18 | 0:51:21 | |
This is foundation for black people. I like my face to be very dark so this is what I'm gonna use now. | 0:51:21 | 0:51:25 | |
It can be just too much, it just looks ridiculous, I think, sometimes. | 0:51:27 | 0:51:32 | |
Well, Ross's look is eccentric and outrageous. | 0:51:33 | 0:51:36 | |
I own lots and lots of fake gold jewellery. | 0:51:36 | 0:51:39 | |
I don't think you can ever have enough because it looks really special. | 0:51:39 | 0:51:42 | |
This is gangster bling, lots and lots of bling. | 0:51:42 | 0:51:46 | |
I got a lot, a lot of attention the night I wore this. | 0:51:46 | 0:51:50 | |
I know I've got the body and the bum to carry them off. Some people don't, but I do. | 0:51:50 | 0:51:53 | |
When I'm out I get recognised a lot. | 0:52:00 | 0:52:02 | |
It's that blonde boy from college, or that blonde boy from that bar. | 0:52:02 | 0:52:05 | |
It makes me feel kind of, I don't know, famous maybe. | 0:52:07 | 0:52:11 | |
Just the attention, I just love attention. | 0:52:11 | 0:52:15 | |
I'm Scotland's number one male Barbie and I absolutely love it! | 0:52:16 | 0:52:22 | |
I am Pod, who are you? | 0:52:27 | 0:52:30 | |
-I'm Ross. -No, you are orange! | 0:52:30 | 0:52:32 | |
I love being orange, as orange as I can possibly be. | 0:52:32 | 0:52:36 | |
-Why? -Cos I think it's the best skin colour, ever! | 0:52:36 | 0:52:39 | |
Pod has never met such a fake tan fanatic! Do you ever think about anything else? | 0:52:39 | 0:52:43 | |
I do think about fake tan quite a lot, actually. | 0:52:43 | 0:52:45 | |
-I do dream about it, sometimes. Those are good dreams. -That is Pod's worst nightmare! | 0:52:45 | 0:52:51 | |
-What's wrong with being pale and interesting? -Ugh! Pale's not interesting... | 0:52:51 | 0:52:54 | |
-It's nasty! -Did you go back to the '80s to get that haircut? | 0:52:54 | 0:52:58 | |
-No! -Pod has found a style match. | 0:52:58 | 0:53:01 | |
I love Mr T's bling... and his hairstyle! | 0:53:01 | 0:53:04 | |
I pity the fool that copies Mr T! | 0:53:04 | 0:53:06 | |
Shut your mouth, fool! | 0:53:06 | 0:53:09 | |
-What do you think of natural beauty? -Huh, natural beauty(!) | 0:53:09 | 0:53:12 | |
That says it all. | 0:53:12 | 0:53:13 | |
Run Phase One: Public Analysis. I asked the public, | 0:53:13 | 0:53:17 | |
"would a night out with him be the night of your life, | 0:53:17 | 0:53:19 | |
"a night to forget, a nightmare?" | 0:53:19 | 0:53:21 | |
Definitely the night of your life! | 0:53:21 | 0:53:23 | |
Look at me, d'you know what I mean! | 0:53:23 | 0:53:25 | |
-Play... -Definitely a nightmare, probably the worst ever. | 0:53:25 | 0:53:29 | |
He's not the kind of guy I'd go out with. | 0:53:29 | 0:53:31 | |
I don't know whether we'd have much in common. | 0:53:31 | 0:53:33 | |
A night with him would be a nightmare because he looks like a drama queen. | 0:53:33 | 0:53:37 | |
I'm not! | 0:53:37 | 0:53:39 | |
-No-one thought a night out with you would be the night of their life. -Are you serious? | 0:53:39 | 0:53:44 | |
Yes. Most people thought it would be a night to forget. | 0:53:44 | 0:53:47 | |
-That's not true at all! -How are you feeling about the public's comments? | 0:53:47 | 0:53:51 | |
I'm shocked, I'm genuinely shocked. | 0:53:51 | 0:53:53 | |
I think I look like a really fun person to have a great night out with. | 0:53:53 | 0:53:57 | |
Run Phase Two: Deep Cleanse. | 0:53:57 | 0:54:00 | |
-Please put on the deep cleanse uniform. -Oh, dear! | 0:54:00 | 0:54:03 | |
It is now time to peel back the orange and reveal your real face. | 0:54:03 | 0:54:08 | |
-Yeah... let's go. -Get wiping, Ross. | 0:54:09 | 0:54:11 | |
In all Pod's days of fighting fakery, I have never seen so much slap come off a human's face! | 0:54:13 | 0:54:20 | |
Show me that wipe! | 0:54:20 | 0:54:23 | |
-Pod is practically speechless! -Quite a difference, isn't it? | 0:54:23 | 0:54:27 | |
Yes, but I can already see you have been hiding a lovely face. | 0:54:27 | 0:54:30 | |
-Thanks, Pod. -That will do, Ross. | 0:54:30 | 0:54:34 | |
Pod will take care of those piercings and your ridiculous hands. | 0:54:34 | 0:54:38 | |
Now, are you ready to meet the new you? | 0:54:38 | 0:54:40 | |
-Yes, I'm excited, Pod. -So am I. | 0:54:40 | 0:54:43 | |
Run Phase Three : The Makeunder. | 0:54:43 | 0:54:45 | |
Oh! | 0:54:51 | 0:54:53 | |
-What a shock! -Well? -I don't know what to say! | 0:54:53 | 0:54:56 | |
That is unusual! | 0:54:56 | 0:54:58 | |
I really like it! I thought I'd look really, really like dead without all | 0:54:58 | 0:55:02 | |
the fake tan but I'm impressed with my natural skintone. | 0:55:02 | 0:55:05 | |
-Has Pod changed your opinion of natural beauty? -Definitely changed my opinion, yes. | 0:55:05 | 0:55:09 | |
-Pod computes this makeunder has been a complete success. -Thank you, Pod. | 0:55:09 | 0:55:14 | |
-Goodbye. -Goodbye. | 0:55:14 | 0:55:17 | |
-Hi, Dad. -Oh, hi, Ross. | 0:55:19 | 0:55:21 | |
-Wow! Wow! Wow! -Do you like it? -Yeah, it's a lot better! | 0:55:21 | 0:55:25 | |
-Do I look human? -Human again! | 0:55:25 | 0:55:28 | |
It's great! Wow, I'm impressed! Had you forgotten what you looked like? | 0:55:28 | 0:55:32 | |
-Yeah, I had! -It's nice to have my son back. | 0:55:32 | 0:55:35 | |
-Thanks, Dad. -Maybe we should just go for a beer now. -Let's go for a pint. | 0:55:35 | 0:55:41 | |
Come on, then. | 0:55:41 | 0:55:42 | |
Well, Pod, that's it, it's been fun looking back all those makeunder memories... | 0:55:49 | 0:55:53 | |
so many girls, so much make-up and so many natural beauties. | 0:55:53 | 0:55:57 | |
And so much more work to do! | 0:55:57 | 0:55:59 | |
I will never rest in my mission to restore the world to a state of stunning natural beauty. | 0:55:59 | 0:56:04 | |
Well, it's time to get some rest now, it's been quite a night! | 0:56:04 | 0:56:07 | |
-Indeed it has, The Frost, and I need to be ready to face some more fakery tomorrow. -Yes, you do... | 0:56:07 | 0:56:13 | |
cos I've got a feeling you'll be having some sweet dreams tonight. Pod off! | 0:56:13 | 0:56:17 | |
# Before the day I met you | 0:56:21 | 0:56:24 | |
# Life was so unkind | 0:56:24 | 0:56:27 | |
# You are the key to my peace of mind | 0:56:27 | 0:56:32 | |
# Cos you make me feel | 0:56:32 | 0:56:35 | |
# You make me feel | 0:56:35 | 0:56:38 | |
# You make me feel like a natural woman | 0:56:38 | 0:56:45 | |
# Yeah, you make me feel like a natural woman... # | 0:56:46 | 0:56:53 | |
Natural beauty has been restored. | 0:56:53 | 0:56:56 | |
Goodbye. | 0:56:56 | 0:56:57 | |
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