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Totally, absolutely useless. | 0:00:03 | 0:00:05 | |
I feel so angry. | 0:00:05 | 0:00:07 | |
I can't put up with loose cannons. | 0:00:07 | 0:00:09 | |
You're fired. | 0:00:09 | 0:00:10 | |
You're fired. You're fired. | 0:00:10 | 0:00:12 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:00:12 | 0:00:14 | |
MUSIC: I Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside | 0:00:17 | 0:00:21 | |
Come on, ladies and gentlemen! | 0:00:21 | 0:00:23 | |
Roll up, roll up, get your sweets! Get your sweets. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
Go on, grab it. Welcome to the show. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:30 | |
Welcome to the show, grab some sweets, grab some sweets. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
Aw! | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
Awwww! | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
Right. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
Ah! Good evening, and welcome to You're Fired. I'm Rhod Gilbert. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:48 | |
In this week's task, | 0:00:48 | 0:00:49 | |
the candidates competing for a £250,000 investment from Lord Sugar | 0:00:49 | 0:00:52 | |
were off to the seaside for sun, sea and confectionery, AKA sweets. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:57 | |
Boys and girls teams were mixed up for the first time, and after | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
three long weeks, Karthik finally agreed to shave his monobrow. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:05 | |
-ALL: -Yay! | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
Whoo! | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
I wouldn't get too carried away though, because I think | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
I spotted the infamous mega-monobrow lurking in the kitchen. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:18 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
In Apprentice News tonight... | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
BONG | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
Paul is disappointed with his new tortoise... | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
Sofiane gets confused, and thinks he's on The Apprentice 1956. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:35 | |
I strongly want to be in the corporate side, | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
-I'm not comfortable in the kitchen. -Yeah. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
I've got a wife who cooks for me, so... | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
And JD unveils his new chat-up line... | 0:01:42 | 0:01:46 | |
Pretty sure I've got a massive sweat patch on my bum right now. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:50 | |
And that was tonight's Apprentice News. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
Let's meet our panel, ready to suck on this week's confectionery task | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
till it dissolves. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
Owner of a gourmet candy business | 0:02:02 | 0:02:03 | |
and star of Made In Chelsea, Jamie Laing. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
Presenter and Apprentice fan Konnie Huq, | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
and comedian Susan Calman. Welcome to You're Fired. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:10 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
So, the third candidate to detonate under the dastardly digit of | 0:02:16 | 0:02:20 | |
Lord Sugar was Lord Sausage - Oliver. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
Oliver... | 0:02:24 | 0:02:25 | |
Your best hope... | 0:02:27 | 0:02:28 | |
..for 250 grand... | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
..is to buy yourself a scratchcard. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
You're fired. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:37 | |
Thank you, Lord Sugar. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:38 | |
Please welcome Oliver Nohl-Oser! | 0:02:46 | 0:02:49 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
Sausage Oliver! | 0:03:00 | 0:03:01 | |
-Indeed! -Sausage Oliver, if I may call you Sausage Oliver. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:05 | |
You've gone out with a banger. How do you feel? | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
I feel absolutely overwhelmed. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
The whole process, Rhod, has been incredible. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:13 | |
What an amazing bunch they were. There were all sorts. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
-I didn't see eye to eye with... -Particularly who? -Well! | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
One of them at the start, but as the process went on, I bonded so well. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:23 | |
What was the best thing about the whole thing for you? | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
I just think you learn so much about your inner self. The good points... | 0:03:26 | 0:03:31 | |
-About your inner self?! Wow! -Yeah! | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
There's things I've never known before, anything like that. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
You knew your name, you knew you were in sausages. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:39 | |
-You said in the taxi, you're feeling upbeat? -Really upbeat. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
-I couldn't be more positive. -You do know you've been fired though? -I do! | 0:03:41 | 0:03:46 | |
Obviously, thinking about it, I could've gone further, | 0:03:46 | 0:03:50 | |
but who knows? I just did my very best, Rhod, absolutely. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
-Can I just say, you're adorable. You really are! -Thank you! | 0:03:53 | 0:03:57 | |
There was a point in the boardroom where you just went, | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
"I sold all my fudge." | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
I thought, oh, my God! It was like watching a little puppy! | 0:04:04 | 0:04:08 | |
-JAMIE: -I think killing with kindness is the way forward. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:10 | |
That's what I always think. I don't think you have to be mean. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
You can be a soft-nosed businessman. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
Honesty's the best policy! Honesty's the best policy, by a long way. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:19 | |
And then play your strategy, but don't just kill everyone. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:22 | |
Can I just... | 0:04:22 | 0:04:23 | |
Can I just rest for a moment on the phrase "soft-nosed businessman"? | 0:04:23 | 0:04:28 | |
That's one of the loveliest ways of putting it, | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
-you're a soft-nosed businessman. -Thanks, Rhod. Very good compliment. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
Because you can imagine in a meeting | 0:04:33 | 0:04:34 | |
just going up to somebody and going, honk. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
I think everybody's gutted that you're out. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
I think the nation, you captured the hearts of the nation. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:43 | |
I think, from what everyone's seen, | 0:04:43 | 0:04:44 | |
they were all expecting me to come back. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:47 | |
I was talking about the public in general, | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
but, yeah, everybody in the house, they said, A, they said, we hope | 0:04:49 | 0:04:52 | |
you come back, but I think they thought you'd come back. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:55 | |
They all really, really loved me. I mean, if I was Lord Sugar... | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:04:57 | 0:04:59 | |
(You can't say that!) | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
You have to let me say that. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
And then you go, "Oh, no, no!" | 0:05:04 | 0:05:06 | |
Let's try it again. They all really loved you in the house? | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
-I think they did, Rhod. -No, no! | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
So, this week's sweet task saw Alana's team surf to victory | 0:05:16 | 0:05:20 | |
and bring home the bonbons, | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
while Ollie's team got into difficulty and were left | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
looking like a right bunch of sherbet dip dabs. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
Let's see where it all went wrong. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
OK, guys. Great to be working with you all. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
I think we've all agreed that the rock is the most desirable. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:35 | |
This is terrible, man. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:36 | |
He was running around the kitchen like a headless chicken. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:39 | |
So, erm... | 0:05:39 | 0:05:40 | |
-Come over here. -I'm going to come over here. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
I'm still confused as to the strategy. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
Particularly on pricing. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
Three for something? | 0:05:47 | 0:05:48 | |
-I thought five... -Three for six. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
-Two for... Sorry? -Three for six. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:51 | |
£3. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:52 | |
£2.50, or £4 for the handmade fudge. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:55 | |
That's three quid each. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:56 | |
-Just make some decisions. -OK. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:57 | |
I do think I did enough as a project manager. | 0:05:57 | 0:06:00 | |
You can't be in two places at once. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:02 | |
You're fired. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:03 | |
GULP | 0:06:03 | 0:06:04 | |
Do you think your products were the main problem? | 0:06:05 | 0:06:09 | |
-No. -Really? -Very much disagree. I mean it... -Do you? | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
I mean, Jamie will know, you want something which is quirky today. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
People don't really like change, they like to try... | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
They like flavours that they know. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
If you do salt and vinegar, I don't think it'll work. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
We've tried loads of different flavours that just don't work. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
I know you're trying to be quirky, trying to be different, | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
and trying to stand out from the crowd. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
But at the same time, to just stand with the crowd but be better | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
-than the crowd, I think that's better. -We've got the product. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
-The proof is in the... -Erm...! | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
..sweet. Candy, in this case. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
You've agreed to do a blind taste test. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
Perhaps unwisely. But I'm going to give you your blindfolds. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
If you'd like to pass those down. Pick a blindfold. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
Pass those along. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
So what we're going to do is try... | 0:06:49 | 0:06:50 | |
I've got both teams', to be fair. Both teams'. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:55 | |
I know. I did not buy those, I apologise. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:58 | |
Well, my mother will be delighted at this, I tell you. Right. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:01 | |
So get your blindfolds on, and I'm going to get the products out. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
They are comfy, I could go to sleep. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
I can't help thinking this is some form of sinister game | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
that's being set up. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
Trust me. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
First of all, this is... | 0:07:12 | 0:07:13 | |
Don't read it out, don't read it out. You can all see that at home. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
This is what Susan's going to be testing. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
So I'm going to plonk that there. You take that, Oliver. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
We might need this for this particular product, I'm afraid. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:26 | |
That's seen better days! | 0:07:26 | 0:07:27 | |
Yes, this has seen better days, and quite honestly, | 0:07:27 | 0:07:30 | |
this hasn't really stood the test of time or travelled that well. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:33 | |
Let's have a look. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:34 | |
If you just do that a little bit, jiggle that about a bit. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
That's it, perfect. OK. We'll pop that there. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:40 | |
It hasn't travelled that well? | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
That doesn't sound particularly good. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:43 | |
Erm, don't you worry about it. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
Sorry, I forgot the blindfolds don't cover your ears as well. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
So this is what Konnie's going to be trying, | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
this particular little beauty. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
Pop these on, Ollie, don't want any... | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
Health and safety at work! | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
What did he say?! | 0:07:58 | 0:07:59 | |
Is he putting on safety equipment?! | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
There we go, we'll just tuck into a bit... | 0:08:02 | 0:08:06 | |
I haven't got anything in front of me. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
-JAMIE: -Are you hammering it? -No... | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
Is there anything in front of me that I should be eating? | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
What gives you that impression? | 0:08:12 | 0:08:15 | |
-Pop that one in front of you... -They were made with such skill! | 0:08:15 | 0:08:19 | |
My work of art! | 0:08:19 | 0:08:20 | |
OK, and finally, we've got - oh, dear - Jamie's. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:25 | |
Oh... | 0:08:25 | 0:08:26 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
What is it? What have you got? | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
Oh, Lord! | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
This is, this is what we're looking at here, | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
it's on the floor at the moment, but... | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
-Shall I pick it up for you? -Three-second rule, Ollie. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
Three-second rule! | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
That's all right. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:44 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
Are you licking it? | 0:08:46 | 0:08:47 | |
That's... That certainly helped. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
If you've licked it... | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
No, it was just a bit of blowing. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
Right, let's get these over to our panel, Oliver. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
I'll take these two, you grab that furthest one. OK? | 0:09:00 | 0:09:03 | |
So I will take this one, goes to Susan, on the end. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:07 | |
That's it, keep your hands out the way. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:08 | |
I'll put them right in front of you. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
There you go, just pop that description there. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:14 | |
OK, this is... | 0:09:14 | 0:09:15 | |
That's for Konnie, that one, Oliver, if you could... That's it. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:19 | |
If you could pop the card next to it as well. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
This is like SAS training. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:22 | |
We can take these off now, I think it's safe. I think it's safe. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:28 | |
So, your time starts... | 0:09:28 | 0:09:32 | |
now. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:33 | |
Do I...? Ah! | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
I don't know what I'm eating! | 0:09:36 | 0:09:38 | |
Ugh! | 0:09:38 | 0:09:39 | |
That's kind of the point, Jamie. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
That is the point of a blind taste test. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
That's it. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:45 | |
Susan's found a method. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:49 | |
-Konnie, you all right there? -Yeah! | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
I've got a pillow. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:53 | |
-You're going for more? -Uh-huh! I like it. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:57 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
And your time's up! OK, stop licking the plate now, please. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:05 | |
Plenty of sucking and slurping noises, that's good. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
Jamie, what do you think that you tasted there? | 0:10:08 | 0:10:12 | |
Apart from a bit of floor, grit | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
and possibly a bit of Ollie's breath. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
I... I mean... | 0:10:19 | 0:10:20 | |
That was, it was fudge. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:10:23 | 0:10:26 | |
Jamie does know his sweets. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:27 | |
-Purveyor of gourmet candy, Jamie Laing. -Or caramel! | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
-He knows... -Caramel or fudge! | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
-Sorry? Fudge? -Caramel. -OK, you've got... | 0:10:32 | 0:10:35 | |
-What is it? -Caramel. -Caramel! | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
But they're the same thing, aren't they? | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
-No! -No! | 0:10:40 | 0:10:41 | |
You make sweets! | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
Jamie, why are you turning to somebody else with a blindfold on? | 0:10:43 | 0:10:46 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
What do you think the flavour was, very quickly, Jamie? | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
-Very quickly, the flavour? -Caramel. -Caramel fudge, you've gone for. OK. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:54 | |
Jamie, let's take your blindfold off, let's have a look at what | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
-you've got. Hold it there, hang on a second. -What...? | 0:10:56 | 0:10:59 | |
What is that? | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
Have a look at the card. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:03 | |
-Ice cream rock is what you have. -What?! | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 | |
-No! -The proof was in the pudding! -Surely not! | 0:11:05 | 0:11:09 | |
Is it? Maybe it is. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:10 | |
-Konnie, what do you think it was that you were tasting? -Apple pillow. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:16 | |
Oh, ladies and gentlemen... APPLAUSE | 0:11:16 | 0:11:20 | |
Take the blindfold off, Konnie, look at that! | 0:11:20 | 0:11:23 | |
And, Susan, what do you think you were delighting in? | 0:11:23 | 0:11:26 | |
Well, it was a light dusting of something. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:29 | |
I feel I didn't quite get the full portion of whatever it was. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:32 | |
To me, this is definitely a fudge-based product. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:35 | |
I'm going to say the cappuccino fudge, | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
but I don't know if it is that. But it's definitely a fudge. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:40 | |
OK, did you like the flavour? | 0:11:40 | 0:11:41 | |
Do you know, it was... | 0:11:41 | 0:11:43 | |
..yes, I do, actually. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:46 | |
OK, whip your blindfold off there, Susan, | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
-have a look at what it was that you were tasting. -Oh! | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
-It was the infamous salt and vinegar fudge. -Not a chance! | 0:11:51 | 0:11:55 | |
Big round of applause for our panel for braving the taste test. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:58 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:11:58 | 0:12:00 | |
Well, it wasn't just my guests | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
who enjoyed trying the candidates' efforts. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
I've dug out a bit of unseen footage where Karren gives it a try. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:08 | |
-Would you like to try one? -Yeah, I'll try one. -OK. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
Is that your bin? | 0:12:19 | 0:12:20 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:12:22 | 0:12:23 | |
Mmm, it's the opposite of moreish. Whatever that is. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:30 | |
Let's talk about the brand a little bit. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
Suck It And See. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:35 | |
You're our resident expert, Jamie. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:38 | |
In 2012, you launched your gourmet candy, | 0:12:38 | 0:12:41 | |
-it's gone into all the big shops and department stores. -Mmm-hmm. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:44 | |
Suck It And See, how well did they do with the branding, the name? | 0:12:44 | 0:12:49 | |
I wasn't too convinced with the name. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:52 | |
What did you think, did you like the name, Suck It And See? | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
I wasn't convinced with that. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:56 | |
Also, I think, I'm a big believer in brand over product. | 0:12:56 | 0:13:01 | |
So you're saying it's branding over product. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
-So the brand's more important? -No... | 0:13:03 | 0:13:06 | |
Yeah, actually, I do say that. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:08 | |
I think product's obviously important, | 0:13:08 | 0:13:10 | |
it has to taste good, it has to taste great, but I think that, | 0:13:10 | 0:13:12 | |
if you get the branding down to an absolute perfect point, | 0:13:12 | 0:13:16 | |
and people love the brand, you can sell anything. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:18 | |
Basically, there's a lot of good product... | 0:13:18 | 0:13:21 | |
Absolutely, I agree so much with Jamie. Branding is taking over. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:25 | |
So why did you go for Suck It And See then? | 0:13:25 | 0:13:28 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:13:28 | 0:13:30 | |
That executive decision had been made... | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
Oliver... | 0:13:32 | 0:13:33 | |
You know I'm practically in love with you, Oliver. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:37 | |
But that...! | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
Just imagine, a normal person, | 0:13:39 | 0:13:41 | |
walking along the streets of Brighton, and a man shouts... | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
You've come with your children to the beach. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:45 | |
Yes, I have three imaginary children... | 0:13:45 | 0:13:47 | |
And they're quite young... | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
And they're quite young children, very well-behaved. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
And we're walking down the lanes of Brighton, and a man, | 0:13:51 | 0:13:54 | |
who I do not know, shouts, "Suck It And See," at me. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:57 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:13:57 | 0:13:59 | |
That is not a good situation. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:02 | |
Jamie, just while we've got you on the subject of branding, | 0:14:02 | 0:14:05 | |
-have you got your brand tattooed on you somewhere? -Yeah. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:09 | |
So, I basically got my brand tattooed on me. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:12 | |
But, what happened was, we just rebranded, and we don't use... | 0:14:12 | 0:14:16 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:14:16 | 0:14:18 | |
The logo's gone! So I've just got something random on my hip. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:21 | |
-Can we see it? -You want to see it? -Yeah! | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
He shouted that from the audience! | 0:14:23 | 0:14:25 | |
CHEERING | 0:14:25 | 0:14:26 | |
Oh, God. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:27 | |
Look at his two phones! | 0:14:27 | 0:14:29 | |
-I can't remember what side...! It's this side. -You don't even know? | 0:14:29 | 0:14:32 | |
-You ready? -I'm ready, yeah. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:34 | |
There it is. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:14:37 | 0:14:39 | |
Why didn't you get it crossed out and put the new brand then? | 0:14:39 | 0:14:43 | |
Because the new brand just says Candy Kitten, | 0:14:43 | 0:14:45 | |
-so it's the same, pretty much. There's no logo. -It's already there. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:48 | |
You could just Tipp-Ex the top bit out. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:50 | |
Oliver, would you have Suck It And See tattooed on your body? | 0:14:50 | 0:14:52 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
I can see it with Jamie, but no, I wouldn't, I certainly wouldn't! | 0:14:55 | 0:14:58 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:14:58 | 0:15:01 | |
It's obviously too late for you, Oliver, | 0:15:01 | 0:15:03 | |
but we thought we'd give the remaining candidates | 0:15:03 | 0:15:05 | |
a chance to learn from the mistakes made on this week's task | 0:15:05 | 0:15:08 | |
in this helpful instructional video tape. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:11 | |
Try and pick a product that will prove a crowd-pleaser. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:19 | |
-Strawberry and champagne. -Mmm! | 0:15:19 | 0:15:20 | |
'Apparently, it's delicious.' | 0:15:20 | 0:15:22 | |
These are apple-flavoured pillow sweets. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:24 | |
They're genuinely nice. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
What we have here is some salt and vinegar fudge. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:29 | |
Great Scott, you've really fudged that one up. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:34 | |
Lord Sugar has no time for slackers. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:37 | |
Roll up your sleeves and get stuck into every task. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:40 | |
My arm is literally about to fall off. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:42 | |
Making taffy! | 0:15:43 | 0:15:45 | |
That's my workout for the day. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:47 | |
I think... | 0:15:47 | 0:15:49 | |
I think I need to take off the glove. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:52 | |
Not that kind of stuck in, Dillon. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:53 | |
You plum. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:54 | |
Draw in the crowds by putting on a bit of a show. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:58 | |
Come and get your pillows, strawberry and champagne! One pound! | 0:15:58 | 0:16:03 | |
Some lovely toffee and strawberry sweets, | 0:16:03 | 0:16:05 | |
they're absolutely delicious. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:07 | |
Suck it! Who wants to suck it?! | 0:16:08 | 0:16:10 | |
I say, steady on, Karthik, old boy! | 0:16:13 | 0:16:15 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
He was brilliant. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:20 | |
Let's move on. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:23 | |
So we've talked about the product, we've talked about the branding. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:26 | |
The other thing, I think, that, perhaps, | 0:16:26 | 0:16:28 | |
went wrong, maybe, on this task - or certainly, Lord Sugar said, | 0:16:28 | 0:16:31 | |
that you were indecisive, is that fair? | 0:16:31 | 0:16:34 | |
-Well, I'm Libra, Rhod, so... -I'm a Libra as well! -Are you? | 0:16:34 | 0:16:37 | |
Generally, we... Yeah, generally, we can never make our minds up. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:41 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:16:41 | 0:16:42 | |
Generally, we can never make our minds up. I was dithering, I know. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:47 | |
I bonded well with those candidates, a lot of them. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:50 | |
-But you were dithering? -I was dithering. -You were dithery. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:52 | |
-I was faffing around. -You were faffing, dithering... -Yeah, yeah. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:55 | |
A dithery faffer. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:56 | |
You were. You would admit that, you were a dithery faffer? | 0:16:57 | 0:17:00 | |
Yeah, I would. I would a little bit. But I've got a good business acumen. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:03 | |
As Claude went on to go and say. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:05 | |
Konnie, do you think that Oliver's indecisiveness, indecision, | 0:17:05 | 0:17:10 | |
-caused the failure of this task? Was it that? -It was. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
Because, in an Apprentice scenario, when you've got all these | 0:17:13 | 0:17:16 | |
people vying for attention, the PM has to not faff or dither. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:23 | |
But, maybe in your business, where you're surrounded by the people that | 0:17:23 | 0:17:26 | |
you know and you've picked, maybe it works just to have your personality. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:32 | |
And your team, to be fair, didn't help you a lot. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:36 | |
They weren't really particularly helpful, | 0:17:36 | 0:17:38 | |
especially in the pricing aspect of it, which was... | 0:17:38 | 0:17:41 | |
As we all know, from The Apprentice, pricing is key. | 0:17:41 | 0:17:44 | |
And you went into it without a strategy, | 0:17:44 | 0:17:46 | |
and I really don't think your team helped you very much. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
Pricing, they were all over the shop. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:50 | |
Whether it was three for six, two for a pound, seven for three, | 0:17:50 | 0:17:53 | |
don't get anything for a pair in this game, it was... | 0:17:53 | 0:17:56 | |
At one point, it was three for "something". | 0:17:56 | 0:17:58 | |
Before you sell things... | 0:17:58 | 0:18:00 | |
..you need to know how much they are. I mean, it's a very simple... | 0:18:02 | 0:18:06 | |
This is from, like, olden times. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:09 | |
Do you know what's most important is, that you, | 0:18:10 | 0:18:12 | |
as a team leader - again, we're going back to this - | 0:18:12 | 0:18:14 | |
the most important thing, I think, is team, right? | 0:18:14 | 0:18:16 | |
If you can have, again, you can have branding and product, | 0:18:16 | 0:18:18 | |
but your team is the most important. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:20 | |
If all the team are on board with what you're selling, | 0:18:20 | 0:18:22 | |
and the price and everything's on point, then it works. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:24 | |
If everyone's going around and trying to sell... | 0:18:24 | 0:18:26 | |
Because, basically, what was happening was that every | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
single person was out for themselves. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
How much was it the trade team? | 0:18:30 | 0:18:31 | |
Aleksandra and Mukai, failing to sell to trade? How much was that...? | 0:18:31 | 0:18:36 | |
-A huge amount. -Aleksandra went in to make a sale, didn't have any idea. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
You've got to go in and at least know what your mark-up is and what | 0:18:38 | 0:18:41 | |
you're selling to and what your profit will be. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:43 | |
She went in, and then Mukai had to tell her, | 0:18:43 | 0:18:45 | |
which was really embarrassing for her. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
-They were fantastic at undercutting each other. -Absolutely. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:50 | |
I mean, if it was buying, they'd have been awesome. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:53 | |
But they were selling, unfortunately, | 0:18:53 | 0:18:54 | |
but they were undercutting, undercutting... | 0:18:54 | 0:18:56 | |
They made a deal - this is what I mean - | 0:18:56 | 0:18:58 | |
they made a deal for a certain price, | 0:18:58 | 0:18:59 | |
went back with more stuff and sold it for less than the original deal. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:02 | |
I mean, it's ridiculous. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
Who's caught your eye, Susan, this week? | 0:19:04 | 0:19:07 | |
Well, I mean, Paul has, for a number of reasons. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:12 | |
Mainly because I think he is a very imposing presence, | 0:19:12 | 0:19:15 | |
who is controlling a lot of what is going on. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:18 | |
I don't think he wanted to help you, particularly, Oliver. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:21 | |
I think he wanted to be there... | 0:19:21 | 0:19:23 | |
I think he did a little bit, in the beginning, in manufacturing. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:26 | |
Darling, darling, darling...? | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
Think of this as an intervention, sweetie. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:33 | |
Just sit for a second, all right? | 0:19:33 | 0:19:36 | |
Have a sit on my knee. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:37 | |
We want nothing but the best. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:42 | |
Just listen for a second. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
He was wanting to be with you so that he could... | 0:19:44 | 0:19:47 | |
Stitch me up. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:49 | |
..see what you are doing, back away, come back in and blame you, | 0:19:49 | 0:19:53 | |
go away again. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:54 | |
He wanted to be with you so he could blame you and not help you. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:58 | |
He could have helped you, and he didn't, | 0:19:58 | 0:20:01 | |
because he's playing a really interesting game, | 0:20:01 | 0:20:03 | |
where he's picking people off, | 0:20:03 | 0:20:06 | |
I think, who he thinks that he can control. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:10 | |
Now, you're so sweet... | 0:20:10 | 0:20:11 | |
-Aw! -..that even now, after watching the programme... | 0:20:11 | 0:20:15 | |
I've come out to live the tale! | 0:20:15 | 0:20:16 | |
..and having an entire audience saying Paul stitched you up, | 0:20:16 | 0:20:19 | |
you still go, "Oh, no, he's a nice guy." | 0:20:19 | 0:20:21 | |
Let's talk about the project manager for the other team on this, Alana. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
Jamie, you...? | 0:20:28 | 0:20:30 | |
-I thought Alana was good. -Yeah. -I liked Alana. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:32 | |
I thought that she was strong. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:34 | |
I thought she had a good idea, and, yeah, I liked her. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:37 | |
I think she's really impressive, I agree. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:39 | |
But she let her emotions get the better of her. | 0:20:39 | 0:20:41 | |
And I think, to me, | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
that's a red flag to the alpha males | 0:20:43 | 0:20:46 | |
who want to take her out of the process. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:50 | |
That's what Paul and Mukai, | 0:20:50 | 0:20:51 | |
they should've taken a time-out break for a minute or two and then | 0:20:51 | 0:20:54 | |
come back in, not just started arguing in the middle of the task. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:57 | |
Well, Alana's experience as a baker helped her lead the team to | 0:20:57 | 0:21:00 | |
a decisive victory in the kitchen. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:02 | |
But during the process, she certainly felt the heat. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:05 | |
Now, Alana, you need to be the project manager on this task. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:09 | |
KLAXON | 0:21:09 | 0:21:11 | |
The whole machine seems to be broken. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
Alana, we can't use this batch, | 0:21:15 | 0:21:16 | |
it's come out too light. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:18 | |
KLAXON | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
We need you here, it's mad busy. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:21 | |
I need to go back to the hotel | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
and grab the last box of toffee. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:24 | |
No, we need you here. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:25 | |
Do not go to the hotel, that's a waste of time. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:27 | |
BLEEP. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:28 | |
KLAXON | 0:21:28 | 0:21:30 | |
Being project manager is so stressful. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:32 | |
Claude, perhaps you'd like to | 0:21:32 | 0:21:34 | |
rattle off Titan's figures. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:36 | |
Total profit of £785.66. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:39 | |
Titans, you've done it. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:45 | |
It was a really amazing task, and I'm super-happy. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:48 | |
STEAM ESCAPING | 0:21:48 | 0:21:50 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:21:50 | 0:21:52 | |
She does, she does... Her face is very expressive. | 0:21:56 | 0:21:59 | |
-She says a lot without words. -She's really impressive. | 0:21:59 | 0:22:01 | |
I think she's another one that's really impressive. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:03 | |
And I think the way she ran the team was great. | 0:22:03 | 0:22:06 | |
Well, unfortunately, Oliver, to everyone's dismay, | 0:22:06 | 0:22:09 | |
Lord Sugar won't be investing in you, | 0:22:09 | 0:22:11 | |
but he does have this little bit of advice for your future. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:14 | |
Oliver's persona was very nice. Very polite. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:19 | |
And also, he had a very interesting business, | 0:22:20 | 0:22:23 | |
in his Cumberland sausages. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
I think, if you had to summarise | 0:22:25 | 0:22:27 | |
where Oliver went wrong, it's indecisiveness. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:30 | |
And I think he just lost control of it, | 0:22:30 | 0:22:33 | |
and he lost the respect of his team-mates. | 0:22:33 | 0:22:35 | |
I think what Oliver needs to do is to - | 0:22:35 | 0:22:38 | |
and I say this respectfully - | 0:22:38 | 0:22:40 | |
is kind of man up a bit. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:41 | |
In other words, stick to something, | 0:22:41 | 0:22:44 | |
make decisions, be decisive, | 0:22:44 | 0:22:46 | |
and back yourself. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:47 | |
Have confidence, a bit more self-confidence, | 0:22:47 | 0:22:50 | |
that's what he needs. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:51 | |
I think, if he overcomes that | 0:22:51 | 0:22:53 | |
deliberation and pontification, | 0:22:53 | 0:22:55 | |
he's going to be a very successful businessperson. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:59 | |
Nice words. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:03 | |
I'm sure he'd also tell you not to mow people down on a tricycle. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:07 | |
Karren almost got mowed down! She was absolutely in hysterics. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:10 | |
You looked like a cross between Willy Wonka and Ben Hur. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:14 | |
That's what you looked like. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:15 | |
-Good advice there, though? Some nice words? -Yeah, really good. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:17 | |
I'm going to continue to follow on with my business plan, | 0:23:17 | 0:23:21 | |
-grow it in the UK, Cumbrian sausage company. -So your plan is... | 0:23:21 | 0:23:24 | |
It's something like Jamie's business. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:26 | |
-..expand your sausage empire? -Exactly, yeah. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:29 | |
So, Lord Sugar made his decision, Oliver, | 0:23:29 | 0:23:31 | |
but do our panel feel it was the right one? | 0:23:31 | 0:23:34 | |
Jamie? | 0:23:34 | 0:23:36 | |
I think he made the wrong decision. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:40 | |
(Thanks, Jamie.) | 0:23:40 | 0:23:42 | |
Is that all right? Can I say that? | 0:23:42 | 0:23:44 | |
Yeah, yeah! | 0:23:44 | 0:23:45 | |
You can, but why, very briefly? | 0:23:45 | 0:23:48 | |
Because I feel that Oliver is... | 0:23:48 | 0:23:51 | |
I think you could be a leader. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:54 | |
You have the right mentality to run a brand and create | 0:23:54 | 0:23:57 | |
a brand and build things. I also think you're a team player, | 0:23:57 | 0:24:01 | |
which I think is the most important thing when it comes to a brand. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:04 | |
-Konnie? -I think he made the wrong decision, because | 0:24:04 | 0:24:07 | |
there were people that should've been fired over and above you. | 0:24:07 | 0:24:10 | |
And like you say, it was your sub-team's fault, not yours. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:15 | |
And they had their own leader to lead them. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:18 | |
Susan? | 0:24:18 | 0:24:19 | |
I think he made the right decision, | 0:24:19 | 0:24:21 | |
because I don't think you should change one jot. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:25 | |
I think you should ignore Lord Sugar, don't you dare change. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:28 | |
And I think you're better off out of this process, | 0:24:28 | 0:24:31 | |
doing what you want to do. Because you're such a sweet guy | 0:24:31 | 0:24:34 | |
that I think this process would have ruined you. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:37 | |
So I think he made the right decision... | 0:24:37 | 0:24:39 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:24:39 | 0:24:41 | |
I think he made the right decision, but not... | 0:24:41 | 0:24:43 | |
I think people should have been fired in front of you, | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
but I think, for you - and I have spent little time with you, | 0:24:45 | 0:24:47 | |
but I care about you so deeply... | 0:24:47 | 0:24:49 | |
-Do you think we all should have been fired? -Yes! | 0:24:49 | 0:24:52 | |
That would've been the fairest thing. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:54 | |
I think, if I'd been Lord Sugar, I'd have fired all of us. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:57 | |
If you'd been Lord Sugar, you'd have fired everybody? | 0:24:59 | 0:25:01 | |
No! In that room. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:04 | |
In that room. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:05 | |
-Oh, the three of you? -The three of you - three of us. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:09 | |
-I think we all probably had a part to play. -Aw! | 0:25:09 | 0:25:12 | |
OK, our panel, by a margin of two to one, | 0:25:12 | 0:25:14 | |
think that the wrong decision was made. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:16 | |
Let's see what our audience make of it. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:18 | |
Audience, if you agree with Lord Sugar, | 0:25:18 | 0:25:20 | |
and Ollie should have been fired, hold up Fired. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:23 | |
If you disagree, could you hold up Hired now, please. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:26 | |
Oh, it's mixed! | 0:25:28 | 0:25:29 | |
I imagine you're seeing green, but it's red. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:35 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:25:35 | 0:25:37 | |
It's red, it is red. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:38 | |
Unfortunately, the audience disagree with our panel, | 0:25:38 | 0:25:40 | |
and thought you should've been fired. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:43 | |
So, Oliver, nobody goes away from You're Fired empty-handed. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:48 | |
Everyone loved your sweet-natured personality, | 0:25:48 | 0:25:51 | |
and so you can remember your time on The Apprentice: You're Fired, | 0:25:51 | 0:25:55 | |
we've got you what we have christened the Ollie Lolly. | 0:25:55 | 0:25:58 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:25:58 | 0:26:00 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:26:00 | 0:26:03 | |
-Isn't that nice? -It's really good! | 0:26:03 | 0:26:05 | |
That is a genuine, unique, the only one in the world... | 0:26:05 | 0:26:08 | |
-It's really, really good! -Treat it gently. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:10 | |
Treat yourself gently there. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:12 | |
You may find those flavours - I think it's strawberry and lemon | 0:26:12 | 0:26:14 | |
and things - you may find them a bit bland. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:16 | |
That'll take absolute years to eat, wow. I think it's... | 0:26:16 | 0:26:18 | |
We thought we'd get you this, in case you found the flavours a bit... | 0:26:18 | 0:26:21 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:26:21 | 0:26:23 | |
-In case you found the flavours a bit bland. -Very good, very good. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:26 | |
That is all yours. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:27 | |
Oliver, thanks for leaving Sausage Land to come on the show, | 0:26:30 | 0:26:33 | |
we hope you've enjoyed it. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:34 | |
Let's have a look at your highlights. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:36 | |
Everyone knows me as Sausage Ollie or Sausage Man. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:39 | |
Are you Porkos, Greek god of sausages? | 0:26:39 | 0:26:42 | |
I think everybody had a soft spot for Oliver. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:44 | |
Oliver's one of them people, | 0:26:44 | 0:26:45 | |
as soon as you see his little face, you just smile. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:47 | |
Group hug, aw! | 0:26:47 | 0:26:49 | |
I'm not a Del Boy from the East End! | 0:26:49 | 0:26:51 | |
But I like selling at markets. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:53 | |
-Is that a deal? -That's a deal. -Brilliant. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:55 | |
-What should I do, Oliver? -Suck it and see! | 0:26:55 | 0:26:58 | |
This process requires somebody | 0:26:59 | 0:27:00 | |
who's a little cold-blooded at times. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:02 | |
Oliver was the warmest-blooded person I've seen. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:05 | |
He had the warmest heart. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:06 | |
I want to sell, sell, sell. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:08 | |
Come and get your candy! | 0:27:08 | 0:27:09 | |
Roll up, roll up! | 0:27:09 | 0:27:11 | |
# With me little stick of Blackpool rock. # | 0:27:11 | 0:27:14 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, Oliver Nohl-Oser! | 0:27:15 | 0:27:18 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:27:18 | 0:27:20 | |
If you want to see more of The Apprentice, head over to... | 0:27:23 | 0:27:28 | |
Where you can watch exclusive clips and find out | 0:27:28 | 0:27:29 | |
everything you need to know about this year's series. | 0:27:29 | 0:27:32 | |
Next week, our candidates will battle it out | 0:27:32 | 0:27:34 | |
on the shiniest of shop floors - a personal shopping task, | 0:27:34 | 0:27:37 | |
with all the fun of the department store. | 0:27:37 | 0:27:39 | |
For your next task, each team will run a personal shopping service. | 0:27:41 | 0:27:45 | |
This is what I do. Selling on the shop floor is what I've been doing. | 0:27:47 | 0:27:50 | |
Can I tempt you? | 0:27:50 | 0:27:51 | |
What is money compared to happiness? | 0:27:51 | 0:27:53 | |
It's not rocket science, we are going to win this. | 0:27:53 | 0:27:55 | |
I think it could go disastrously wrong. | 0:27:55 | 0:27:57 | |
That could end up being an absolute car crash. | 0:27:57 | 0:27:59 | |
I don't get it! | 0:27:59 | 0:28:00 | |
There's literally no-one here. | 0:28:00 | 0:28:02 | |
That's really lovely. | 0:28:02 | 0:28:03 | |
Absolutely hideous. | 0:28:03 | 0:28:04 | |
OK, that's a bit of a shock. | 0:28:04 | 0:28:06 | |
But I think they look good. | 0:28:06 | 0:28:08 | |
I have no clue what I'm doing here. | 0:28:08 | 0:28:09 | |
Hello! | 0:28:09 | 0:28:10 | |
That is so cool! | 0:28:12 | 0:28:13 | |
Wow, really exciting stuff. | 0:28:13 | 0:28:14 | |
Smashed it! | 0:28:14 | 0:28:15 | |
Shh, shh! Not appropriate in a shop. | 0:28:15 | 0:28:18 | |
Who will reign supreme on the high street, | 0:28:18 | 0:28:20 | |
and who'll end up in the bargain bin? | 0:28:20 | 0:28:23 | |
Join me, next Thursday at ten for more You're Fired. | 0:28:23 | 0:28:26 | |
Good night. | 0:28:26 | 0:28:27 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:28:27 | 0:28:29 |