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I'm not impressed with any of you. This is a bloody shambles.

You didn't follow the money.

I've got two teams here and they're both rubbish.

You're fired. You're fired. You're fired.

APPLAUSE

Good evening.

Good evening and welcome to The Apprentice: You're Fired.

I'm Rhod Gilbert. This week saw our candidates laying on hospitality boxes

for guests at Wembley Stadium.

While the women battled it out in the FA Cup final on the pitch,

the candidates fought it out on the terraces -

with wine, canapes, cheesy crisps and even cheesier singing.

It was always going to be a challenging task.

And in a candid interview, Karren gave us a glimpse

of what it was going to take her to get through the day.

One bottle of white wine, six bottles of red wine,

three bottles of champagne, that's not going to last six hours.

-Not even close!

-LAUGHTER

Here to help us figure out who are our star strikers

and who should have been our left back in the changing rooms,

please welcome tonight's panel of Apprentice fans and guests.

International entrepreneur, Frances Dickens, actor, Sally Lindsay,

and comedian, Tom Allen. Welcome to You're Fired!

APPLAUSE

Frances, what did you make of tonight's shenanigans?

Well, I thought it was a cracking episode, actually.

The boys desperately needed to win. They did.

Or, perhaps more accurately, I should say, they lost by less.

Sally, what did you make of it?

I couldn't believe the mistakes they both made on both sides.

But especially the boys, actually,

I'm still astounded that the boys won. I'm astounded by it.

To the point that I was screaming at the television, going,

"I would hate to be in that box! There's no booze!"

-But that was me.

-Tom?

I thought it was a great week for finding out how to display

cheesy puffs in a plastic bowl.

Wonderful episode, wonderful.

You'll get more post-match punditry on this week's task

when they meet the fourth candidate to be fired.

But first...

BONG

In Apprentice News tonight...

When Lord Sugar looks for one of the girls to move to the boys' team,

Sarah Jayne tries to make herself invisible.

-LORD SUGAR:

-So, choose which one of these ladies

you want to join your team.

-Sarah.

-Yeah.

-Sarah.

LAUGHTER

Lord Sugar is so busy talking about Bushra's football presentation,

he doesn't even notice that over on the boys' team,

Andrew's head actually falls off.

Like, there's a stadium and it's called Wembley

and they play football here and that's it.

LAUGHTER

Tasked with selling candyfloss to kids,

Elizabeth channels the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

Who would like some candyfloss toda-a-ay ?

Just in case there were still any kids hanging about...

Who would like some cotton candy toda-a-a-a-ay?

LAUGHTER

Expecting a simple illusion, James is terrified

when he sees actual impossible magic.

-That's quality, innit?

-That just makes no sense!

LAUGHTER

And that's tonight's Apprentice News!

APPLAUSE

So, after putting the loss into candyfloss

and the sweet FA into the women's FA Cup final and project managing the

girls to their first defeat, Siobhan was shown the red card by Lord Sugar.

Siobhan, not having a strategy when this is your area of expertise,

over-ordering is really a crime, as far as I'm concerned.

And on that basis, Siobhan, I regret to say

that you're fired.

Thank you, Lord Sugar.

Please welcome Siobhan Smith!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-How are you feeling?

-Yeah, not too bad, a bit nervous, but...

-Yeah, that's natural.

-Yeah.

-How is it, watching that back?

Yeah, it was hard in some aspects because, you know,

it was a hard task.

I didn't lose for doing something catastrophically wrong,

you know, I just oversold on alcohol

and, to be honest, for me, in events,

it would be catastrophic not to have enough alcohol and to run out.

So, it was a hard task to go out on, really.

And I was a bit sad about it.

I thought you might have put up more of a fight in the boardroom.

-Were you hungover? Is that what it was?

-I wish! God, it would have been good.

No, it got to the stage in the end where, you know,

I took maybe one of the wrong people in, you know,

I had to take Elizabeth as sub team leader.

Probably, looking at the episode now, she didn't deserve to come in.

I do actually love Elizabeth and Joanna, but, you know,

they're very good at talking a good game and, you know,

they're not narcissists, but they love to talk about how good they are.

I'm one of these people in life, I would never ever say, you know,

"I'm the best, I'm the best," because I prefer to prove myself.

Sally, Joanna and Elizabeth

are the two people that Siobhan took into the boardroom.

-Were you surprised that Lord Sugar fired Siobhan?

-I was astounded.

-Really?

-Yeah.

Because if my friends didn't have the right amount of drink,

that would be it!

It would be the worst thing ever because we're British

and that's what we like to do. And especially in those football boxes.

-I've been to a few of them. They've never gone dry.

-Yeah.

Frances, Siobhan said in the taxi, "I wanted to make the client happy,

"in my line of work, that's what you do." Was that the right thing to do?

Yeah, I mean, you're absolutely right about that

but I think the thing to remember is that making the client happy

and making a profit aren't necessarily mutually exclusive.

You've actually got to do both.

And if you sort of put it into context,

box holders at Wembley pay something like 37 grand upwards

for a box for the season,

so, they want to make sure they're having a great time

and what this task actually boiled down to was balancing delivering

a good time, which you undoubtedly did do, and making a profit as well.

I don't think there's any doubt,

if any of your future clients are watching this, they're going

to be going, "Great, let's go and get pissed with Siobhan!"

Tom, you're a comedian, a stand-up comedian.

We know all about trying to keep people happy.

-Trying to keep clients happy.

-I think if I was doing the task,

I'd be obsessed with trying to please Lord Sugar.

Because I think everybody watches the programme going,

"Yeah, these people on it, they're all idiots, but if I was there,

"I'd have got it right from the beginning, oh, Lord Sugar would absolutely love me!"

But I think in the situation, it must be so stressful,

-it must be...

-You've been up since five, you know.

-Yes!

That phone call in the morning from that strange...

Who is that person on the end of the phone, by the way?

Who phones up first thing in the morning,

"Lord Sugar will meet you at blah blah in five seconds."

Who are you? Is it that receptionist as well?

Does that receptionist do that phone call at four o'clock in the morning?

And she's still there at the end of the day when they go into the boardroom!

What are her hours?

They go into the boardroom, she gets some sleep.

Lord Sugar will see you now.

I'll call you a cab. Oh, no, you survived?

This week saw Team Graphene lose to Team Vitality for the first time.

With project manager Siobhan slotting home a few own goals

and leading her side to defeat. And in the boardroom,

Lord Sugar crossed her name off the team sheet for good.

Let's see where it all went wrong.

The thing all went wrong on that fatal phone call, which was chaos.

THEY TALK OVER ONE ANOTHER

They're just so confused.

You're meant to be doing the calculations.

Stop, I need a clear understanding of costs.

You can't keep the clients waiting!

-ALL TALK AT ONCE OVER PHONE

-Are they for real?

So we've got more order, I'm going to put Bushra in charge of numbers.

Why put Bushra, who doesn't drink, in charge of ordering wine?

Quick question, roughly how many glasses can you get out of one bottle?

21, I think, yeah.

I think we've ordered 20 bottles of wine, which is

about eight classes each. To me, that sounds like a lot.

Siobhan is supposed to be in this business.

I can't believe that if she is profitable that she does it like they did.

For me, it's more about making the client happy.

-No, this is about making me happy, you know?

-I know.

You said that your strategy was to get them relaxed

and lower their expectations.

Does that translate as get them hammered?

No, I think it came across as wrong.

It came across as, "Let's get 'em trolleyed, they'll be too drunk

to complain!" That's what it came across as! LAUGHTER

It probably did actually. Actually, once they've had a couple of drinks,

they hopefully can enjoy the evening more.

And if there are a couple of things that aren't perfect...

They'll be too drunk to notice. LAUGHTER

-Too relaxed to notice!

-Well, they'd enjoy it

and go away with the end feeling they'd had a fun time.

Even Bushra, who doesn't drink, Frances,

thought that it sounded too much.

Should Siobhan have put somebody else in charge of the numbers on drink, what do you make of it?

Yeah, I mean, to be fair to Siobhan,

she put Bushra in charge of numbers, not just ordering the wine,

which is the full picture, the food, the entertainment, and everything as well.

Erm, even I think a bottle and a half a head was probably too much!

And I think that overspend was where you lost the task.

But you ended up, you probably should have taken that task yourself

because you ended up doing it, but on the back foot,

where at the last-minute, there weren't any tangible numbers,

so, yeah, I think Bushra was a mistake there

and you should have kept hold of that task yourself.

-Sally, you've been to a few parties. In a good way.

-In a good way!

-I like a party!

-What did you make of Siobhan's strategy?

I thought it was brilliant!

I thought it was lovely, you were really welcoming

and really smart when you came in.

And the food was fantastic.

There was no dire entertainment, which I can't stand.

Apart from Bushra's speech!

Just sort of out of nowhere, like everybody's having a nice time

and then she appears and goes, "In 1966, Wembley..."

-LAUGHTER DROWNS SPEECH

-What is this?

-Can you all see her?

-I've not revised!

"Wembley Stadium was built in 1946..." Oh, God, please stop.

Please! Please! It's like a horrible Halloween trick.

LAUGHTER

Let's talk about that fatal phone call, as Lord Sugar put it.

I've never seen a buck passed so much. You blamed Elizabeth.

Bushra blamed Sarah Jayne and Jade.

Elizabeth blamed everybody in the Wembley postcode apart from herself.

LAUGHTER What was going on there?

I think where we really went wrong was the fact that

I did put Bushra on numbers and I said to her throughout,

"Make sure you get per head, per bottle," because I know how Elizabeth works.

Elizabeth is one of these people, she needs to know the numbers.

And that's how she works. And that's why I put her as sub team leader,

as I knew she'd be good for that.

And then all of a sudden, everyone was throwing out different figures

and then Bushra shouted out a figure.

And then Elizabeth was like, "What the hell's the figure?

-"What does it include?" You know?

-In summary, it's Bushra's fault.

No, but it is Bushra's, but at the same time,

I would never have taken Bushra in out of loyalty because she was

very supportive to me in the house and in other situations.

So, I would never have brought her in. And this is probably my downfall and that's probably why,

on that side of things. But that's just how I am.

Elizabeth clearly felt she went into that meeting blind,

that she wasn't armed with the information.

What should have happened in that situation?

The only thing she could do was exactly what she did do,

her best chance was to go in there, get the maximum budget,

whilst giving the least possible information.

And that's a really hard thing to do and I felt for her, going in

so unprepared, but actually, that's what she came out having achieved.

Maximum budget and all she said was, "It won't be a dry day, leave it with me."

So, she really sort of saved the day there by going,

-"Look, leave it with us."

-I think she did.

She did very well to come out without being

pinned down about exactly what was going to be delivered.

It was like an episode of EastEnders, wasn't it, Sally?

I don't know, I've never really seen EastEnders.

LAUGHTER

That is the diplomatic answer.

I think it was sort of, yeah, it was highly dramatic.

But I did feel for Elizabeth going on with no numbers at all.

Literally making it up, I think.

And the difference between how much they thought it was going to be

and how much they were prepared to pay was phenomenal.

I mean, she must've gone... "OK!"

Orange squash and biscuits, you know!

-Tom?

-Yeah?

-Think about this very carefully before answering.

-OK.

Before promising a client a free bar,

a duet with Justin Bieber and Elvis,

unlimited Chateauneuf-du-Pape - mille neuf cent quatre-vingt-six,

a free Ferrari with every baked Parmesan custard,

would you find out how much money they had first?

Er, well, I probably would've done.

I mean, I think the main problem with that meeting was,

British people are very polite and they love to save face.

So, I think anybody in that situation would have been

terrified, terrified of that woman there because after the end of it,

she eventually, when they went, like, "So, you want all of these things and you've got £2,500?"

And the woman just went...

LAUGHTER

I think she's been taking lessons off Karren Brady.

You know, that's all Karren Brady does.

She barely says anything in any episode, all she does is go...

-It's powerful, though. It's powerful.

-It's very powerful, she's built a whole business empire on that.

People who work for Karren Brady, they're like, "Er, Baroness Brady,

"would you like a sandwich for lunch?" And she just goes...

-And then they're dead!

-LAUGHTER

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APPLAUSE

-You're a massive football fan, Tom, as I know.

-Yes, sport, I love it. I love it.

-I love both the ends and...

-LAUGHTER

I don't know that much about football

but what were you going to ask?

I was going to ask you which hospitality suite

you would have preferred to have been in?

Well, I like Twiglets as much as the next man.

But I don't think I would have very much liked being in the boys' suite.

I know they ran dry, but you would have felt like you were drunk

by the time Harrison got up and just did that awful singing.

Like, what? Am I imagining this sort of huge man

doing this terrible rendition of My Way, like, reading out the words?

"And now..." Everybody knows the words of My Way!

I think I would much rather have been in the girls' suite, yes.

Let's talk about the teamwork on the girls' side -

if I can call it teamwork...

It hasn't always appeared to be that teamworky!

-What's been your take on that?

-You know, I think the thing is,

everything's heightened a little bit because we're all living together,

we're all put under incredible pressure to get the job done,

even myself, you know, for me, it's never been personal,

nothing about anything, I just want to win the task, you know?

It's not about, you know, and probably I'm not the easiest

person to work with because I've always worked on my own.

Well, I've worked in a male dominated environment

probably my whole life, and I think, women get bitchy.

I'm not saying I do. I don't. I'm just saying, for me...

-LAUGHTER

-Oh, I don't know!

No, I think, for me, I call a spade a spade,

-I try and keep it real.

-Keep digging!

-Talking of spades...

-Take it in the hand, dig, dig, dig my hardest.

I think, with all due respect, it depends on the women

and I think, with all due respect, it depends on the men,

because I've worked in a male-dominated environment

and you get a bunch of male actors together and they are the bitchiest

people ever, so I think that's a bit of a sweeping statement.

I think these particular women... a few of them

wound each other up the wrong way.

In everyday life, you know, if you have an argument with somebody,

you can walk away and see them the next day.

It's like at work, but we're so... we have fire-ups with everybody

and arguments, but then we just have to get on with it, really, so...

How hard is it in that house and being in this process?

It's really, really hard.

In particular, for me, I suppose, I found it very hard.

I live in London as well and it was quite hard for me every day

driving past the restaurant that I go to with my best friend.

-It was just...

-Were you literally driving past your home,

-going, "Boo-hoo-hoo!"

-And driving past my house as well.

It was probably easier for the people that were coming

from up north or from other places or who don't actually

live in London, but for me it was so hard just in the fact

that my family was so close yet so far

and I have a small daughter, four years old, so I really struggled.

Did she wave as you drove past in the big van?

"She's coming home, she's coming home, she's not..."

"Bye-bye, van, bye-bye, van, bye-bye..."

"See on Wednesday at nine, Mummy!"

Siobhan, you and Elizabeth,

not exactly best friends through this process, but after the boardroom

this week, you made up in gloriously awkward fashion.

Let's remind ourselves, shall we?

Yes, join us live in the boardroom as Elizabeth

and Joanna make their way to the dressing room.

Oh-ho!

Elizabeth has sold Siobhan a dummy there.

Let's take a look at the replay.

Elizabeth shakes to go to the right,

then at the very last minute performs a hug.

Siobhan can't believe it and is left sick as a parrot.

That's classic Apprentice.

We have the same thing.

-We had exactly the same thing.

-Oh, dear!

Let's talk about some of the other candidates.

-Jade had a big week.

-Yeah, she's very good.

She's been pretty good at selling throughout, to be honest.

You know, she's very good at it, she just gets out there

and gets the deal done. She's good at that.

Frances, it's still early days,

but did Jade make you sit up and take notice this week?

Yeah, absolutely, I've noticed her before, she can clearly sell,

she's got a good work ethic,

I'd like to see that she's got some other skills as well

and she's not too much of a one-trick pony,

-but, yeah, I like her.

-Joanna, well, a tricky week.

She hadn't had a proper chance to sell, but Elizabeth said,

"Well, you have had your chance and you said you couldn't do it."

-It was frustrating for her, I think.

-Yeah, no, I think she wants to be

out there and she's a good salesperson as well

and she's very good at articulating herself, so, yeah,

I think she just wanted to be out there. I think that's the thing

and she felt a bit restricted, so, you know,

hopefully in the next few weeks, she'll succeed.

I really like Joanna, I think she's got lots of potential which has yet

to be seen on the screen and I felt really sorry for her

because I think we've all had those days where you want it to go

better, you want to be involved, but you're just tired and exhausted.

You've been living with all these people for so long,

but what I would say, there is nothing funnier

than watching somebody make candyfloss miserably.

I just want to go out and sell it! I just want to go out and sell it!

-It's an interesting juxtaposition.

-Do you want candyfloss?! No.

Frances, she evidently had a bad week,

Lord Sugar said next week he wants her to be project manager.

Do you think she'll come back fighting?

Well, I hope she doesn't come back fighting,

cos that's half the problem. They need to not be fighting.

Do you think she'll come back not fighting?

I think it's going to be fascinating.

Next week, critical week for the girls.

They've absolutely got to sort it out.

They've got to stop shouting over each other and fighting.

Um...

It will be very interesting to see how Joanna as project manager

manages that and don't miss it.

I won't be.

Sally, are you a Joanna fan?

Well, to be fair, she's not struck me as anything...

"Oh, she's going to be amazing,"

but I did think it was unfair of her to say,

"I just want to shine, I've not been given the chance,"

cos she was given a chance and she did come back and say,

"Look, they're just looking at me like I'm stupid,

"saying it's £4 a bag," so...

And also if she was so upset and so riled about it,

I would have just gone,

"Right, can you just do this for a minute, Elizabeth?

"I'm going to go out there and try again." And she didn't.

-She just kept sort of moaning.

-Exactly.

Well, project managing Team Vitality to their historic first win

was Andrew.

After a relatively quiet few weeks,

where it seemed like he wouldn't say boo to a goose,

this week the geese were sent flying as he burst out of his cage

like a gorilla in a fitted suit... I mean, like a man on a mission.

Welcome to Andrew In The Wild.

Ah, yes, see how Andrew and the rest of the pack groom themselves

in preparation for another potential mauling at the hands of the females.

As alpha male, he uses facial expressions

to assert dominance over the pack,

as well as physical displays of strength and an unusual roar.

Rarrgh!

Come on! Are we going to win this?!

As pack leader, Andrew leads the way to the hunt.

Oh, my God.

And after facing down a rival pack, the male emerges victorious.

Yes!

I think, like, Andrew as well, he's so alpha all the time,

he's so trying to prove how, like, macho he is.

At one point they were saying, "What about sushi as a canape?"

and he was so repulsed by it.

He was like, "Oh, to be honest,

"I think sushi's more of a London fashion concept

"and it's not really...

"People don't really like it, it's just in London, sushi."

I want to say, "Andrew, you're so stupid!

"Don't you know sushi is from Japan?"

It didn't just get invented by, like, posh soft Londoners, going,

"Oh, no, just a bit of raw fish, that will do me, thanks."

Oh, I found him... Oh, he's driving me mad.

I've got to say, Rhod, he's driving me mental, that one.

I think somebody's given him a book on how alpha male

business people work and behave and he's actually read it.

He's like the Wolf of Wall Street but really

he's like a Wolf Cub of Wall Street.

He's doing this 1985 standard

of what he thinks is an alpha male and it's absolutely...

Like that thing when he does, "Shall we do it, team?

-"Shall we do it, team?"

-Oh, yeah.

-And you just go, "Shut up!"

Controversial, but to play devil's advocate, does that work?

People seem to be responding to it. They've won the task.

He does sort of motivate them, and at the end, they all went,

-"Yeah, he's been good."

-Really?

-I mean, can that alpha...

I know what my team would say to me if I start behaving like that.

I can't repeat it here, but it wouldn't be motivational.

Well, Siobhan, unfortunately, Lord Sugar won't be investing in you,

but he does have this advice for your future.

Well, Siobhan is a well-travelled lady.

She's used to putting on events in Dubai and things like that.

I think where Siobhan went wrong on the task was that she over-ordered

a lot of the alcohol, whereas the other team under-ordered

but, as and when they ran out,

they went off and replenished their stocks.

This task was kind of tailor-made for Siobhan

but I think for the future, what she has to do is keep her eye

on the costs and the consumables, such as alcohol,

and if she does that, she should do all right.

-Good advice?

-Um, you know, it's...

Um... I... I mean...

-I think...

-No?

No, I agree with some of what he was saying,

but I think I did a good job and I gave over...

They walked away happy and I made money.

That's what I need to get over, I made money and I think hopefully

my clients will continue to be happy with the way I work.

What was your business plan?

So I'm looking to expand my wedding planning business into China,

so I'm looking to grow the Chinese market

for Chinese looking to get married in Dubai.

Well, Lord Sugar made his decision -

does our panel think it was the right one? Frances?

Well, I think there's quite a few candidates that could've gone,

-but, yeah, I do agree with him this week.

-Sally?

No, I don't think she should have gone at all.

I thought you were great.

-Tom?

-No, I don't think Siobhan should have gone. I think there's loads

of people who should have gone before her.

Like, what about James? Has anyone even heard from...?

I didn't know who he was. He cropped up this week

and I thought he was the chef who was the prize on the first week.

I was like, "Who's that? What's he doing there, mincing around?"

And I was like, "There's lots of people who've been a lot more bland,

"a lot more uninspiring," so I think it was a real shock.

It was a very exciting episode to watch,

but it was really frustrating, actually.

-I think you were great.

-Tom, this is a no?

-I think Siobhan should have stayed.

-OK, thanks, well, good so far.

It's time to find out what our audience thinks.

If you agree with Lord Sugar, then hold up "fired".

If you disagree, hold up "hired" now, please.

-Oh, wow!

-Really split.

-Oh, wowser.

Oh, wowser.

That's as close as it gets, Siobhan. Look at you, busy counting.

Now she's on the numbers, now she's on the numbers.

-Ladies and gentlemen, it is green.

-Oh, that's good.

You are hired.

Back in you go, back in you go.

You've been a great sport. Thanks for coming on the show, Siobhan.

Let's have a look at your highlights.

Right, let's get going.

Siobhan. Very nice to meet you.

Siobhan is someone who I didn't expect to warm to, actually,

but I love her quirks.

Don't...don't touch that.

Although she has this hard exterior, she's got a soft heart.

Whatever's happened, we need to just let it go, let it go, let it go.

Siobhan actually doesn't realise how funny she is.

I spend a lot of time at these kind of hotels

and in particular in the hotel rooms.

The fact that she wears her heart on her sleeve, tells you what it is.

-Sinead...

-It's not Sinead.

-It's Siobhan.

-Oh, sorry.

If you don't remember it, don't say it.

Siobhan, I love you, girl.

-That was nice.

-Yeah, very nice.

-"I love you, girl."

So no-one leaves this show empty-handed, Siobhan.

We managed to get a lovely evening card for you

and get it signed by some of your fellow candidates.

It's goodbye, good luck, just one bottle of champagne -

disappointing, I realise. There it is.

We've even got from Lord Sugar here.

"Siobhan, I've changed my mind! Come back to the house!

"Only joking! You're still fired.

"LOL, LMAO, Lord Sugar, mwah."

Elizabeth, look,

"Who's going to stop me faffling in the future with you gone?

"Good luck, Sinead."

I really don't like that.

"So sorry we never got a chance to work with you.

"We love a good piss up!" from the boys. They're all on there.

-Take that with our thanks for coming on the show.

-Thank you very much.

Unfortunately, as well, Siobhan,

I think I made the same mistake as you did,

because I asked for... Well, I didn't know how many cards to get

and I just think I may have slightly over-ordered on the cards,

so feel free to take as many of those as you can.

Siobhan, Siobhan, there you go.

-So, ladies and gentlemen, Siobhan Smith.

-Thank you.

And last but not least, thanks to tonight's Apprentice fans

and guests, Frances Dickens, Sally Lindsay and Tom Allen.

Join us next week when the teams scrabble about London to find

all the right presents for Lord Sugar's 70th birthday celebration.

Who will be the party poppers and who will be the party poopers?

Your task today is all about acquiring nine items

which mark some of the milestones of my life and career.

In, price, out, bam!

We're heading north, aren't we?

Well, the thing is, though, ultimately, we're heading...

Yeah, we're heading N.

Doe, a deer, a female deer.

Oh!

They're going around like headless chickens.

Do we want to go to Lewisham?

Are you asking me or are you putting any input

or are you trying to stray away from actually making a decision yourself?

Let's go. Let's go!

Come on, we have to get a good price, one that works for me.

Go, go, go!

Thank you so much, thank you.

Go, go, go!

We can't control them, they're like wild animals.

Go on, Sarah!

BIG BEN CHIMES

Join me next Wednesday at 10 for more You're Fired. Goodnight.