Episode 1 The Graham Norton Show


Episode 1

Graham Norton chats to actress Kate Winslet, comedian Rob Brydon and Billy Elliot and Tintin star Jamie Bell. Plus a performance from indie band Noah and the Whale.


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On the show tonight, a standup On the show tonight, a standup

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comedian,. I say, I say. The original Billy Elliot. The

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Titanic Quarter. Iceberg. Where? Let's start the show.

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APPLAUSE. Hello everybody. Oh! Good APPLAUSE. Hello everybody. Oh! Good

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evening everybody. Hello. Hello. Hell yochlt. Yes, we are back for a

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new season. Hurrah. Welcome back to you, my lovely audience. I tell you,

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I was worried you wouldn't make out of Dale Farm but you are here.

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You join us at a sad time, and gentlemen. Westlife have

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announced they are splitting up. I know. I feel your pain. They have

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been sex symbols to a generation fans, some of hem are very upset.

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Cheer up everybody, what a lineup we Cheer up everybody, what a lineup we

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have to kick off the first show of the new series. Hollywood sensation,

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Kate Winslet is here. CHEERING. Comedian Rob Brydon is on at the

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shoch. CHEERING. Star of shoch. CHEERING. Star of Billy

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Elliot and now Tintin, Jamie Bell is here. And we will of music

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and the Whale. CHEERING. I know. love them. I love Noah and the

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Whale. Of course, they shot to fame with their big hit Five Years a

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time. I wonder where I will be then? Look, they are saving me a seat.

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What a thrill, Kate Winslet with us tonight. Not just an Oscar winner

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but six-time Oscar nominee. So many great movies, Revolutionary Road,

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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and of course Titanic. Look at

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that, what an iconic scene. Every time I see that, I am reminded of

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the classic theme heart and you go in your own

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the classic theme term my heart will the classic theme term my heart will

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go as sung by Celine Dion. Also with us tonight is Jamie Bell.

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He is the star of the new Tintin movie. It is out next week, Tintin

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with his loyal friend Snowy. They are always getting into scrapes.

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Never go think where without each other, a little bit like... Yes.

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Jamie shot to fame as the star of Jamie shot to fame as the star of

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the movie, Billy Elliot. I can't remember whether I am a fan of

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ballet or not. Oh, apparently I am. Oh! And to complete my lineup, who

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better than Wales's funniest man, Rob Brydon. He is hosting

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Lie To You, where celebrities tell lies. I am working late tonight,

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Demi. Yeah. Naughty Ashton Kutcher. It was alleged he cheated on Demi

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with a woman 20 years younger her. Here is the woman. Let's get

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guests on. We will have music from Noah and the

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Whale later. Whale later.

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First, would I lie to you, no, he is First, would I lie to you, no, he is

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here, it is Rob Brydon. CHEERING . Hello, sir. Sit yourself down. And.

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And it is Billy Elliot and Tintin star, Jamie Bell. CHEERING. Hello,

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sir. Sit yourself down. And star of cot cot, Kiss Me Kate but not on the

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lips, it is Kate Winslet. CHEERING .

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Welcome all. My microphone pack Welcome all. My microphone pack

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slipped down my bum crack. You are sitting for the rest of the show.

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That was a good opening, wasn't it? Right into it. My arse. You

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down on the end. I feel there is racism towards the Welsh. Can I come

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a bit could closer? Am I allowed to? That's night. Let's have a

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hug. Look at that. Anyone got a camera. Several. We will stay like

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that for the rest of the show. Jamie, what are you, 25? 25 now. You

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have been doing this for 12 years. Are you relaxed on this one? No,

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terrified. He is not. When you told me you were 25 you seem more mature

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and together than me. I am 31. What? List Jeb, we are going to talk about

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the drama of your film, Contagion. But we must touch on the drama of

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your life. We read about necker island. You saved Richard Branson's

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life. No. I carried her stairs, the truth of it. Is

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stairs, the truth of it. That sounds like... It was scary. We did wake up

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at 4. at 4.30am to hear the sounds of some

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of Richard's nephews voices yelling there was a fire. I jumped up, and

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ran immediately towards the fire. Because clearly I thought I could

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put it out. Hang on. E ran the flames and realised no, another

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few minutes, we will be dead. I turned around and my children were

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standing at their bedroom door. said it is a fire, fine, go back

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inside for two minutes and close the door. Thinking now what do I do? Ran

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into the bedroom and put on a bra. In disastrous moments, you do the

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strangest things. That will take long, on went the t-shirt, grabbed

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children and picked up granny. We were all at the top of very slippery

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stone steps. We were in the hurricane. It was dramatic, this

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lashing rain. It felt like being in a movie. I carried eve Branson

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braless, me, not her, maybe we were both braless. Who knows. I carried

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her down the stairs. He is didn't come out in the original story, they

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played down the breast support issue. I will never play that one

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down, ever. Well done, you. Thank you very much. APPLAUSE. I have to

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say, I do have to say, though, that Eve Branson is an extraordinary

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stoic, powerful lady. And she totally could have made it out

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her own. I just helped for that little tiny bit. Dao feel I need to

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say that, that is true. You wanted the moment of glory. I will carry

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you. The truth is I carried everybody out. It sounded more

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glamorous, just Eve. Down to business. Cot cot, your new movie,

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out now. It is in cinemas now. Contagion. It is a scary film. But

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scary in an odd way. Talk us through the premise. It is a thriller. It is

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about a global pandemic. It is scary because, you know, these are

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times in which we live. There is a new terrifying virus every year, it

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seems. People try to develop vaccines as quickly as they can. I

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play an epidemic service officer, a forensic doctor,

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a young woman who is sent out into the field to find the pathogen of

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this particular new killer virus. It was a lot of fun, it was incredible

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working with Steven Soderbergh. Amazing cast of people. It was a

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thrill to be part of it. Like watching the film, I watched in a

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cinema. I can't tell you, two-thirds through, someone sneezed. You could

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see everyone see everyone thinkingee sus. Did it

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mess with you are head? Absolutely. You would think twice. Are you

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elbows on doors lady? E get out a towel, wrap it around if doors. We

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have a little clip. This is basically trying to find out who

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patient 0 has been in contact with. Anyone else who might have had

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contact with her. Everyone. Aaron did. He worked on another floor.

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There were documents she needed to sign. He picked up her up from the

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airport. Where is he? Hello? Mr Barnes, this is mere mere. Hi. I

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believe you may have had contact with Beth last week. Yeah. I

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with Beth last week. Yeah. I picked her up at the airport. How are

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feeling. Pretty cruddy. I picked up a bug. Where are you? On the

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heading to work. Get off immediately. What is going on?

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is the bus, Aaron? Lake and Lynn Dale. It is possible you are highly

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conteenage us. Do you understand? I want you to get off, stay away

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other people. Don't talk to anyone, don't touch anyone. That is the

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important thing. We will send somebody to meet the bus. OK. I am

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Anyone getting the bus home? Listen, Anyone getting the bus home? Listen,

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Kate Winslet, obviously, you won an Oscar for the Reader, nominated more

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times than anyone your age certainly, probably more than

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anyone. Maybe Merrill. The bitch. Stop it, Graham. She finish and you

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will take her off. Yeah, yeah she held the record, yes. But you take

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your job seriously. Reading about the way you work. , it sounds

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you are not serious. You have to have - it is about working together

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as a team. You know that. It is about really sort of pulling

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everyone together. It doesn't matter whether you are an actor or the guy

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behind the camera. You behind the camera. You are doing the

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same job. It is important to boost morale and have the odd joke. I was

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lying there in a rather comatose, meant to be slightly comatose state.

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I am sliing there and dead still, should not be moving my eyes all.

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Did I look thin in that? I am so sorry, it was something I may have

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eaten. Lots of moments like that. You have to. I heard you tell a

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really - I enjoyed the story, you encountering an actor who doesn't

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work in the same way as you. When you were in Holy Smoke. You did the

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improvisation with Harvey cartel. Who is completely incredible. He

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likes to do improvising. I go in one morning, Jane says, "

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morning, Jane says, "Beautiful people, so what are we going to

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today, improve" today, improve". Harvey said, "

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today, improve". Harvey said, "I have been thinking about the level

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of intimacy in the movie. I wanted to maybe work on something together

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with you, Kate" with you, Kate". Yeah, fine, it is

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Harvey, anything you want, God. I said yeah, OK. He said so I am a dog

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and you are my owner. You are helping me to die. I have been hit

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by a truck. You are helping me die. I am going, "

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die. I am going, "And the hidden camera is where? What is my name?"

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camera is where? What is my name?". Harvey (whimpers)

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Harvey (whimpers). Deadly serious. Gets on the floor. And I am standing

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Oh, no, poor dog. Poor Harvey, Oh, no, poor dog. Poor Harvey,

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shush, Harvey dog. Oh, no, look, it is Harvey dog dead. That was

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helpful. I got a lot of intimacy from that improvisation. There are

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quirky ones out there. Jamie, worked with inquiry people. A few in

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my time. There was a set you worked on where... This guy that was

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controversial, likes to walk around naked a lot of the time. Slightly

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difficult when you are trying to do a scone, this guy doing this. Is

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this distracting? Naked? Naked. Genius. Kind

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Apology for the loss of subtitles for 261 seconds

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They have given you a necklace made They have given you a necklace made

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out of leftover teeth. Oh! And is the final, yes, there is one of you.

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It is awful. OK. I am actually thrilled. I want it to be really

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bad. It is as bad as you could possibly wish. Here you are in your

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full loveliness. Brace yourselves. Quickly, do it. It is like ripping

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APPLAUSE. Where does the time go? We APPLAUSE. Where does the time go? We

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Get rid of must talk about Tintin. And

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celebrate Tintin. It is out next Friday. Is it. I have seen it. It is

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fantastic. I can't wait to see it. Thank you. I enjoyed it. I can

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imagine kids just loving it. Yeah. It is just fantastic. It is like

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Steven Spielberg was thrown back to the 80s, adventure. It is comedy and

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adventure. We strayed through to the books. What we intended to do is

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wanted to pause the movie at any point and take that screen capture

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off and drop it back into the comics successfully. As an adult,

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lovely. The technology allowed do that. It is exciting. Just

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quickly, everything in it you did. Yes. People will see it thinking it

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is very clever an makes. It is. you did it all. Yes. It is a similar

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process to that that they used Lord of the Rings. Andy Serkis

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played Captain Haddock in our movie, they used it on avatar and King

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Kong. We are acting everything. Everything you see

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Everything you see is a human performance that is animated on top.

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When you watch it, do you watch it like an audience member and

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you are in it? We made the in room. The movie is in an ocean,

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desert and Morocco. Amazing. We desert and Morocco. Amazing. We are

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dorg. That bit. Yeah. It is crazy. It is not me but yet it is me.

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People will see the ticks the stuff that I do naturally. Let's

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see if you can see Jamie Bell in it. You have a clip? Introduce the

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Graham. OK. Do it really well. Do it really well. No pressure. This

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Jamie Bell in Tintin, it is a scene with Captain Haddock. Gosh it is

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Get me a flare. Captain, get down. Get me a flare. Captain, get down.

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Full ahead. Full speed. Got you now. Full ahead. Full speed. Got you now.

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John Williams music is what it is John Williams music is what it is

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Full ahead. Full about. It is in 3D as well. That's

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true. You will be Tintin for while, we are hoping. Hopefully,

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yeah. I think if audiences embrace it, yeah. The rest of my life.

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Because of the drawing, you could be 75. Yeah, yeah. 45. Still dialling

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Not just me, love, it is him as Not just me, love, it is him as

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well. I am older than you. Yeah know, that is the point I am making.

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Consoling hand reaches out to you. There are wheels on this chair. I

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will be going. You said you have done animation, Rob. Me? Yes. Have

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you done anything like that? No. Good Lord, no. Would you like to?

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Well, yeah. Because... If you to offer, yes. We have some

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equipment out the back which would you could turn yourself into a

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cartoon. All right. Do you fancy it? I am game for a laugh. If you skip

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through there. Do I have to skip? I love it. Go on. Mind your head.

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While he is gone, is it true it took While he is gone, is it true it took

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from preproduction to now something like six years? I don't know. The

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movie was long Jesstating. The guy who created Tintin is only Steven

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Spielberg should make this film, he died before they met. It is a

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time in getting it up and running. At first it was a live action, then

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the technology he has done in New Zealand has gotten so good, it was

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decided to use an makes. Titanic took... Forever. You kept reading,

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still not finished. That is right. Was it Mexico? We were in Baja,

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California, just across the border. The studio is still there. They have

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built upon it. I have been in it. Every big movie has been filmed

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there. You are not in Titanic, are you? No. I went to the theatre eight

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times to see it. Of course, it huge. I have only seen it once.

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Eight times, that is a lot of Eight times, that is a lot of

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commitment. My mum let me out of school to see it actually. Oh, I

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love you. Amazing. I love you, too. Is anyone trying to tell me is Rob

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is ready. God, I completely forgot about him. There he is.

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Who is that man? Hi. I am being Who is that man? Hi. I am being

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calibrated. It is not painful, Ed a preimmediate. I feel great actually.

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Don't touch me there. Are we ready Don't touch me there. Are we ready

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to see Rob now? There is Rob back there. Then this is Rob as a

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Apology for the loss of subtitles for 261 seconds

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It is like an actoff, the four of It is like an actoff, the four of

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you are brilliant. Roman is - this is a stab in the dark. I think he is

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78. OK. I think he is 7. That is old. That old. But he is wonderful.

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It was incredible working with This is the kind of director he is.

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He came up and said - after a "You know there are two ways to say

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that line". I know there are two ways. I tried them both. Yes, you

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have tried them both. It is still shit. That is not helpful funnily

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enough. Could you go over there. It is a really funny film. It is out on

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3 February. It is a while away. Months away. Just remember. Here to

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whet your appetite is the trailer. Yeah. Enough with the cellphone. The

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here and now, God dammit. The victim and the criminal are not the same. I

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am glad our son kicked the shit of your son. And I wipe my arse with

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your human rights. Wow. I believe in the God of carnage, whose rule has

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been unchallenged. I have no patience for this. I am a short

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tempered son of a bitch. Do something. Allen do something.

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There. Oh my God. Way to go. This is what I think. I think I will vomit

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again. Nightmare. Watch it he has on the edge. What the hell are we

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doing there? I hope you are kidding. APPLAUSE.

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Very good. There is Rob back. Very good. There is Rob back.

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APPLAUSE. I don't know about you. I thought the panda thing did very

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well. It was sweet and lovely. It puts Tintin into perspective,

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doesn't it? You realise. How good it is. First, you as a panda, now you

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give us a book. Yes. With his big panda paws, he has been typing this,

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Small Man in a Book. If you can find a book shop, and it

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a book shop, and it is online. Apparently, it is an amazing e-book.

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Do you know what that is. Yes. With you being 48 and all. You will know.

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You watch it on a tablet device, we are not meant to name them. OK. You

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watch it object a tablet device. Bail you get the book in its textual

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form and flick the pages. But we have done more for it, done

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interviews with people like David Walliams, people I worked with, also

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my dad and school teachers. You get lots of extra tough. I am proud of

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it. You should be very proud of it. Yes. Thank you, Graham. No pandas in

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there, I should make it clear. It is your life to 2000. What happened

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then, short-term memory loss? Mostly about the struggling and the rubbish

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jobs I did. Were you 13 Ben you made your radio debut? I was a big fan of

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radio. The local station is still there Swansea sound, in Swansea. Of

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course. My voice hadn't broken. don't know when yours went, Kate,

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but mine went later. And the DJ as a classic DJ. And all he wanted

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talk about whether I had girl friend. We have Robert as a junior

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DJ, you got any girlfriends yet. I still have the cassette, no, not

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really. Why not, you are a good looking boy? Oh! They must be

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chasing after you. No, they are really not. Please Leigh me alone.

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It was terrifying. Didn't put me off. That's where I started, working

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in radio. I bought a house on at the strength of it. And new editor came

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in, didn't renew my contract. I had financial outgoings. I tell

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story, it is a shocking thing. Her nape was Megan. Shoe es alovrzly

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woman, please, Kate, no, she is a lovely woman. Please. You would

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carry her out of a burning building, you would. Does she wear bras? I

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remember - I will not say that. I was coming to the end. I would have

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no money, I had a couple of shows left. I was on air talking to a

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listener and said who do we have. Lovely to talk to you. In the

:34:54.:35:04.
:35:04.:35:04.

background I heard a took. It was Harvey. I said you love the method

:35:04.:35:14.

actors. That sounded like does tip Hoffman. He always runs the same

:35:14.:35:19.

in movies, like this. I have to my son. That is

:35:19.:35:23.

my son. That is nothing to do with the story. I am on the air. The lady

:35:23.:35:29.

is saying and the dog. Is there a dog there? Yes, it is my dog. I say

:35:29.:35:35.

what's it called? Bear in mind Megan decided to let me go. That is

:35:35.:35:41.

important, otherwise, the story went r won't work. She said it is Megan.

:35:41.:35:47.

I said on air "really, we have a bitch called Megan here as well"

:35:47.:35:52.

bitch called Megan here as well". APPLAUSE. I am not praud of

:35:52.:35:57.

am no the praud of that. It was behaviour p and we met since, she is

:35:57.:36:05.

the - one of the greatest women I have ever met. So, listen, that

:36:05.:36:07.

the book. It is out now. You the book. It is out now. You are on

:36:07.:36:14.

tour with it. Yes. Doing signings and evenings in the theatre.

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Fantastic. It is now time for music. And I am genuinely thrilled. I have

:36:18.:36:23.

been begging this band to come the show. Finally, they are here.

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Singing their smash L.I.F.E.G.O.E.S.O.N.

:36:25.:36:35.
:36:35.:36:45.

L.I.F.E.G.O.E.S.O.N.. It the Whale.

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# She is a rock 'n' roll survivor with pendulum hips. She got deep

:36:51.:37:01.
:37:01.:37:03.

# Seen it all. Working in a # The barman used to call her

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# She went down on almost # Till the challenges

:37:11.:37:19.

# She said L.I.F.E.G.O.E.S.O.N. #

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your own way # L.I.F.E.G.O.E.S.O.N.

:37:27.:37:30.

# sense, my friend

:37:30.:37:32.

# your own way

:37:32.:37:42.
:37:42.:37:52.

# Some people wear their history # Some people wear their history

:37:52.:37:55.

like a map on their #

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living out of case # But his best word was his letters

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# # The chorus girls were the closest

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# But to a writer, the truth is no big

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# But to a writer, the truth is no big deal

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big deal #

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#

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# Through

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# Through the

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# # Through the weekend

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# You go L.I.F.E.G.O.E.S.O.N. #

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sense, my friend You've got heart and you go in your own

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sense, my friend You've got heart and you go in your own way

:38:28.:38:28.

and you go in your own way #

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and you go in your own way # L.I.F.E.G.O.E.S.O.N.

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# L.I.F.E.G.O.E.S.O.N. #

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# What you don't have now will come back

:38:33.:38:34.

back again #

:38:34.:38:35.

# You've got heart and you go in your own

:38:35.:38:39.

# You've got heart and you go in your own way

:38:39.:38:39.

# You've got heart and you go in your own way.

:38:39.:38:41.

your own way. #

:38:42.:38:42.

your own way. # On

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your own way. # On the

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sense, my # On the last night on

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# I won't look to the # I'll just

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# And blink in the #

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# My last night # I'll pay a high

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# To have no regrets # And be done with my

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# L.I.F.E.G.O.E.S.O.N. #

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sense, my friend #

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your own way # L.I.F.E.G.O.E.S.O.N.

:39:17.:39:18.

back again #

:39:18.:39:21.

# You've got heart and you go in your own

:39:21.:39:23.

# You've got heart and you go in your own way

:39:23.:39:23.

# You've got heart and you go in your own way.

:39:23.:39:27.

your own way. #

:39:27.:39:27.

your own way. # L.I.F.E.G.O.E.S.O.N.

:39:27.:39:27.

# L.I.F.E.G.O.E.S.O.N. #

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# You've got more than money and sense, my

:39:31.:39:33.

# You've got more than money and sense, my friend

:39:33.:39:33.

sense, my friend #

:39:33.:39:33.

# You've got heart and you go in your own

:39:33.:39:37.

# You've got heart and you go in your own way

:39:37.:39:38.

your own way #

:39:38.:39:38.

your own way # L.I.F.E.G.O.E.S.O.N.

:39:38.:39:39.

# L.I.F.E.G.O.E.S.O.N. #

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# What you don't have now will come back

:39:42.:39:42.

back again #

:39:42.:39:45.

# You've got heart and you go in your own

:39:45.:39:46.

# You've got heart and you go in your own way

:39:46.:39:46.

# You've got heart and you go in your own way.

:39:46.:39:56.
:39:56.:40:04.

APPLAUSE

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APPLAUSE.

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APPLAUSE. Know

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APPLAUSE. Know know, ladies and Noah and the Whale. Marvellous. Sit

:40:17.:40:19.

Noah and the Whale. Marvellous. Sit Noah and the Whale. Marvellous. Sit

:40:19.:40:26.

back down, too. There you go. Shove up.

:40:26.:40:35.

Whale. Thaug for playing that. That is off Last Night On Earth. You can

:40:35.:40:40.

still buy it. It is still available. You are in the middle of a tour.

:40:40.:40:47.

That is right. Halfway through. is it going? Brilliantly. Amazing. I

:40:47.:40:52.

love Noah and the Whale. I am not a fan of many people, obviously a fan

:40:52.:40:58.

of all of you. Very good. Listen, we nearly out of time. Before we go, it

:40:58.:41:03.

is time for a store or two in the big red chair. Who is up first?

:41:03.:41:08.

Hello, sir. Hello. What is name. Joseph. What do you do? I

:41:08.:41:17.

for a charity. Right. Where, down here or the homeland. Waterloo. In

:41:17.:41:23.

Waterloo. Close. He hasn't travelled far. Really, he just fell in the

:41:23.:41:29.

door. You can fall out again. Joseph, delight us with your tale. I

:41:29.:41:35.

was in New Zealand, working in a small Home Office and my boss one

:41:35.:41:42.

night take the care home. And... Wait. Sorry. I am apologising. There

:41:42.:41:50.

is a bloodlust spreading through the audience. Show one man, throw him

:41:50.:42:00.
:42:00.:42:01.

bone. Off you go. I was in New Zealand. No. APPLAUSE.

:42:01.:42:06.

We are genuinely interested. We are genuinely interested.

:42:06.:42:08.

We are genuinely interested. wanted to know what happened.

:42:08.:42:09.

wanted to know what happened. wanted to know what happened.

:42:09.:42:10.

We are genuinely works in Waterloo, drive around

:42:10.:42:17.

area, you will find him. Who is next. Hello. For a frightening

:42:17.:42:24.

moment I thought you didn't have a top on. But you do. She has

:42:24.:42:33.

with nude. It is very on trend, Kate. Nude. What is your name. I am

:42:33.:42:37.

Cariss a. From Australia. Are you visiting? I have been here

:42:37.:42:40.

months. What do months. What do you do to fill

:42:40.:42:45.

time. I am in the market for a pattern cutting job. Pattern

:42:45.:42:54.

cutting. Anyone? If she had only told me yesterday. All right, off

:42:54.:43:00.

you go. I was at the big day out, which is a music festival. We know

:43:00.:43:05.

what it is. Re live here. Sorry. I was in the crowd watching the

:43:05.:43:11.

Killers. The crowd was trout and getting packed. I grabbed my bag and

:43:11.:43:17.

started jumping up and down. The guy next to me gave me a hey wink, nod.

:43:17.:43:23.

What? I looked down to see that I had a hold of the crotch of his

:43:23.:43:31.

shorts jumping up and down. Not my handbag at all. You can walk. Nice

:43:31.:43:35.

one. Well done one. Well done everyone. If you

:43:35.:43:40.

Thank you so much to my gets Thank you so much to my gets

:43:40.:43:42.

Thank you so much to my gets tonight, Noah and the Whale.

:43:42.:43:44.

tonight, Noah and the Whale. tonight, Noah and the Whale.

:43:44.:43:45.

Thank you so much APPLAUSE. Rob Brydon APPLAUSE. Jamie

:43:45.:43:51.

The BAFTA-award-winning host returns with a new series of his unique talk show - featuring the biggest celebrities, the brightest conversation, the best jokes and, of course, his irrepressible audience.

Together on Graham's sofa in this opening episode are Oscar-winning actress Kate Winslet, talking about her remarkable career and new film Contagion; top comedian Rob Brydon; Billy Elliott star Jamie Bell, now starring as Tintin in the new Spielberg movie; and indie band Noah and the Whale, performing L.I.F.E.G.O.E.S.O.N.

Graham won the 2011 Best Entertainment Performance BAFTA for The Graham Norton Show.


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