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Tonight on the show, a brilliant singer all the way from Canada. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
Oh, Canada, the sound of the wind blowing through the maple trees. | 0:00:04 | 0:00:08 | |
AUDIENCE WHISTLES | 0:00:08 | 0:00:10 | |
The Mounties galloping through the Rockies. | 0:00:10 | 0:00:13 | |
AUDIENCE STAMPS FEET | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
And the lone cry of a rutting moose. | 0:00:16 | 0:00:19 | |
AUDIENCE MEMBER BELLOWS | 0:00:19 | 0:00:21 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:00:21 | 0:00:23 | |
Let's start the show! | 0:00:23 | 0:00:25 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:00:25 | 0:00:28 | |
Oh, oh! | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh! | 0:00:42 | 0:00:43 | |
Thank you very much. Good evening and welcome. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:51 | |
What a show we've got for you tonight. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
Global singing superstar Michael Buble is here. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:57 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
Star of stage, screen and musicals | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
Amanda Holden is on the show, ladies and gentlemen. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
The hilarious Jack Dee is with us. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:01:10 | 0:01:13 | |
Very good. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
Jack, of course, | 0:01:15 | 0:01:17 | |
recently returned from a trip down the Zambezi river for Comic Relief. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:21 | |
Yes, they had to contend with ferocious rapids, sharks, | 0:01:21 | 0:01:25 | |
man-eating crocodiles. Terrifying. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:28 | |
I believe they call it brown-water rafting. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:01:30 | 0:01:31 | |
No, nothing? Brown? | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:01:33 | 0:01:34 | |
While they were crossing the crocodile-infested waters, | 0:01:34 | 0:01:37 | |
Jack went missing, and for a while the guide didn't know where he was. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:41 | |
"Mr Dee, your tea's ready!" | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
Great to welcome back Michael Buble. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
AUDIENCE WHOOPS | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
All right. Whoo! | 0:01:52 | 0:01:53 | |
Michael is one of those singers whose fans have a nickname. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:59 | |
Justin Bieber has the Beliebers. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
Lady Gaga has Little Monsters. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
And Michael Buble has drunk middle-aged housewives. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:07 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
That's you. I'm talking about you, lady! | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
And what a pleasure to have Amanda Holden back on the show. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
She, of course, starred in the hit drama series Wild At Heart, | 0:02:18 | 0:02:22 | |
ladies and gentlemen. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:23 | |
I don't know what happened to that cheetah, | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
but there's Amanda at the end of show party. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:02:28 | 0:02:31 | |
Amanda recently starred in the West End, | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
playing Princess Fiona in Shrek. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
Oh, there she is and, by the way, that man with the big funny ears - | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
Prince Charles. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:40 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:02:40 | 0:02:44 | |
Actually Amanda really is a hugely talented actress. Look at this. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:49 | |
Pretending to like Alesha Dixon. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
It's very good, isn't it? | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
Now, Britain's Got Talent is back. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
There's some controversial acts this year | 0:02:58 | 0:02:59 | |
including Jess, the pole dancer. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:03 | |
If she wins she'll have to do that act at the Royal Variety Show. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:08 | |
Will she get enough phone votes? | 0:03:09 | 0:03:12 | |
Yes, she will! | 0:03:12 | 0:03:13 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
Let's get some guests on! | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
First of all, give me a D, it's Jack Dee! | 0:03:17 | 0:03:20 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
I'll come and greet you. Hello, sir. Have a seat. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:28 | |
It's a yes from me, it's Amanda Holden! | 0:03:28 | 0:03:30 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
Sophisticated, beautiful. Look at you all sophisticated. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
Hello, darling. It's not me, is it? | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
And I haven't met him yet, but I'm about to. It's Michael Buble! Yeah! | 0:03:39 | 0:03:44 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:03:44 | 0:03:46 | |
Lovely. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
Welcome, all. Welcome, all. | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
Now listen, we mustn't go a moment further without saying | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
huge congratulations to you. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
Michael Buble is going to be a baby daddy! He is! | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
That is brilliant news. I'm so pleased for you. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
Thank you very much. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:12 | |
-I know you're chuffed to bits. -It worked, the sex worked! | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:04:15 | 0:04:16 | |
She never has to do it again now. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:18 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
I was saying backstage, there was nothing sexy about the sex. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:24 | |
-Oh, come on! -No. My wife is so beautiful, but it wasn't like that. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:30 | |
She was very like, | 0:04:30 | 0:04:31 | |
"It's nine o'clock on Tuesday night and we must do it now!" | 0:04:31 | 0:04:35 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:04:35 | 0:04:36 | |
I would. That's quite sexy. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:37 | |
I didn't feel like that. I felt I was used to be a little humpy guy. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:41 | |
-And then we have to do the thing, where you... -Oh, upside down? | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
"Doctors say pull my legs up in the air." | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
And she would say, "I have to pee. How long has it been?" | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
I'd say like, "I don't know, it's been 15 minutes. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
"We got five more minutes to go." | 0:04:54 | 0:04:55 | |
She'd say, "You mother... I need to pee." | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
What is that accent? | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
-When she talks to me, she is from Argentina. -OK, right. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:06 | |
It's nice. It's sexy. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:09 | |
In Argentina she is the most enormous star. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:14 | |
-She would be like the Jennifer Aniston of Argentina. -Oh, wow. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:18 | |
When I started with her, I don't think they liked me very much. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:21 | |
I was the ugly fat Canadian boy that came to steal the princess. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:26 | |
No, it's true. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
He says that, but look at her. That's who he got. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
That dude in the jacket right there is looking and saying, | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
"How the f... did he get her?" | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:05:38 | 0:05:39 | |
Here is my favourite bit. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
If you're sitting at home feeling a bit bloated, | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
yeah, four months pregnant there! | 0:05:44 | 0:05:47 | |
-She's not?! -She is, yeah. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
I don't think I like her any more. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:05:51 | 0:05:52 | |
-Are you sure she's pregnant? -I think so. I just hope it's mine! | 0:05:52 | 0:05:56 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
-She gets around! -Oh, stop it! | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
It can be hard to tell when someone's pregnant. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
Amanda, didn't you have a thing at auditions with someone? | 0:06:05 | 0:06:09 | |
Blinking Simon, he's absolutely hideous. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:11 | |
When his attention span goes, he plays tricks. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
I have to do all kinds of things to keep him entertained. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:17 | |
This woman was coming on and he said to me, | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
"Darling, she is having a baby, this next contestant." | 0:06:22 | 0:06:26 | |
He could see her in the wings and I went, "Oh, that's brilliant." | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
I was, "Hello, darling, where are you from? And you're up the duff?" | 0:06:29 | 0:06:34 | |
And she said, "Sorry, what?" | 0:06:34 | 0:06:35 | |
And I thought, oh, she just doesn't understand phraseology. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
"You're expecting?" | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
She said no. Simon was like that - "You're such a bitch!" | 0:06:40 | 0:06:44 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
And she wasn't even a big girl. She was just in a little tent dress. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:50 | |
I was mortified. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
You want to check your facts before you say stuff like that to people. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:57 | |
I did it once saying that to a woman saying when is it due? | 0:06:57 | 0:07:01 | |
But once you have said it once and they're not pregnant, | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
-you will never say that again. -I've never said it since. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
Not even if they have a baby's head coming out of them. Never say it. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:10 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:07:10 | 0:07:14 | |
What about a name? Have you chosen a name yet? | 0:07:14 | 0:07:16 | |
She's killing me. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:18 | |
Juanita. Juanita Buble. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:21 | |
She's Argentinian so we fight about the names | 0:07:21 | 0:07:25 | |
and, like, I don't know. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:28 | |
She thinks that names sound beautiful in Spanish. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:32 | |
Like she will say to me, "You know it's a good name, Dirt. Dirt Buble." | 0:07:32 | 0:07:37 | |
I'll say, "I don't think Dirt means what you think it means." | 0:07:37 | 0:07:40 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:07:40 | 0:07:41 | |
She says, "No, it's beautiful, in Spanish it sounds so good like Dirt!" | 0:07:41 | 0:07:46 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
I read that and just assumed she was saying the Spanish for dirt. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:52 | |
No, just the word "Dirt". | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
She liked Uciel. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:58 | |
Uciel Buble? | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
He wouldn't be able to spell that at school. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:02 | |
You've got to think about the playground. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
Also the child would sound drunk and social services would come round. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:08 | |
-SLURS: -Uciel Buble. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:09 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
What's wrong with that child? | 0:08:11 | 0:08:14 | |
A nice name, I think - Graham. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:18 | |
I like Graham. It is a strong name. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
No, Grey Buble. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
You have to say it in a Spanish accent. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:26 | |
-SPANISH ACCENT: -Graham! | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
"Graham, where are you?" | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
"Time for your chat show, come on!" | 0:08:35 | 0:08:38 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:08:38 | 0:08:39 | |
"Put your little jacket on. Come on, Graham." | 0:08:39 | 0:08:42 | |
Now, listen, very exciting. Little Graham not the only new arrival, | 0:08:43 | 0:08:48 | |
because a new album is out. Is it Monday? | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
-Lovely link. -Very good. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:54 | |
-Faultless. -Thank you. -Have you got my book in there? | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
There it is. Lovely. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
To Be Loved, and there's four original songs. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:09 | |
There's some duets, there's covers. The fans will love this. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:13 | |
-It's not great. -No? | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
You're not so keen on it? | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
It's OK. Honestly, I wouldn't waste your money if I were you! | 0:09:18 | 0:09:21 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:09:21 | 0:09:24 | |
Download that shit illegally, trust me. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:09:26 | 0:09:30 | |
-The anti-talk show. -My record company is back there going... | 0:09:33 | 0:09:37 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
-It's excellent. -I love it. Thank you. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:41 | |
It is the best thing I've ever made before I made the baby. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:44 | |
AUDIENCE SIGHS | 0:09:44 | 0:09:47 | |
You're trying to be sweet now. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:48 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
Here is the weird thing. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:51 | |
Because you are all loved up, daddy-to-be and everything, | 0:09:51 | 0:09:55 | |
yet this new single you're performing later | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
is quite anti-romance. | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
It's a bit anti-love, isn't it? | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
-Yes, it really is a revenge break-up song. -Where did that come from? | 0:10:01 | 0:10:06 | |
-Who is it? -Harry Styles. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
-You too? -That son of a bitch broke my heart! | 0:10:10 | 0:10:14 | |
The first thing I wrote was the words | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
"I don't know why you thought that you could hold me | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
"when you couldn't get by by yourself," | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
and I thought, "This is awesome." | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
I kept writing these love... | 0:10:23 | 0:10:24 | |
"You're my snoopy-poo. I love you, I miss you, I need you." | 0:10:24 | 0:10:28 | |
I thought, "This is great." | 0:10:28 | 0:10:29 | |
This song is for all of you who are with that guy or that girl | 0:10:29 | 0:10:33 | |
who thought they were all that and left you, | 0:10:33 | 0:10:35 | |
and now that they're gone, you're thinking, | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
"Bitch, my life is way better without you!" | 0:10:38 | 0:10:42 | |
Why did you have to bring that up again? | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
Can I leave? I'm sorry. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:49 | |
Everyone plays music to their unborn baby. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:55 | |
-Have you been playing the CD or singing live to the bump? -Oh, God. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:59 | |
I sang live early on. I didn't know. I've never had a baby before. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:04 | |
My wife said to me, "Come to sing, because he will know your voice." | 0:11:04 | 0:11:08 | |
I would come to her belly and I would go and sing, you know... | 0:11:08 | 0:11:13 | |
I sang Pretty Baby. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
# Everybody love a baby... # | 0:11:17 | 0:11:19 | |
Oh, can you imagine? | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
Sing to my Yorkshire pudding that's in there now. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
In the middle of singing my wife starts to laugh | 0:11:26 | 0:11:28 | |
and I'd say, "Why are you laughing?" | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
She said, "You're so stupid. The baby is two months. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
"They have no ears to hear you!" | 0:11:32 | 0:11:34 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
It's the truth. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
That is so my wife. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
You said earlier you know how to sex a baby before they're born. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:44 | |
If you have lots of sex, it's normally a girl, | 0:11:44 | 0:11:48 | |
because girl sperms are marathon runners. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:52 | |
Boy sperms are like 100-metre sprints | 0:11:52 | 0:11:54 | |
so if it's a one-off or a one-night stand, or an accident, | 0:11:54 | 0:11:57 | |
it's normally a boy cos it got straight there. | 0:11:57 | 0:12:00 | |
But girl sperms keep going and they're like that. Bye! | 0:12:00 | 0:12:03 | |
Join us next week with Dr Amanda Holden. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:09 | |
I didn't know girls had sperm. I just learned that. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:12 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:12:12 | 0:12:15 | |
I just wondered, because obviously your wife is in Argentina? | 0:12:15 | 0:12:21 | |
She's just finished her movie, yes. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:23 | |
-You can't sing to little Graham now. -No. -I'm sticking with this idea. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:27 | |
I just wondered, do we have any pregnant ladies in our audience? | 0:12:29 | 0:12:36 | |
I'll wait for you to put your hand up. I won't go, "Are you?" | 0:12:36 | 0:12:40 | |
-Yes. You have a baby inside you. Anybody else? What's your name? -Amy. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:48 | |
-And when is the baby going to happen? -August 31st. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:51 | |
Oh, so close to me. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
-Is this first? -First. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:56 | |
-Do you know boy or girl? -Girl. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:58 | |
That means she had lots of sex. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:13:00 | 0:13:03 | |
Your girl could grow up and marry little Graham. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:08 | |
Anybody else? | 0:13:11 | 0:13:12 | |
There's another lady. Hello. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:15 | |
-Who are you? -Hi. Marta. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:17 | |
-When are you having a baby? -29th July. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:22 | |
Earlier. I can know the calendar. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:25 | |
-Do you know what's popping out of you? -I'm having a boy. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
-A boy. -You see, she didn't have much sex. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:34 | |
It was great sex. Oh, my God, it was good and it did the job. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:39 | |
Would either of you like Mr Buble singing to your bump? | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
-Would you? -Of course I would do it. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:44 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:13:44 | 0:13:45 | |
-Mr Chang on the piano. -Is Alan there? | 0:13:45 | 0:13:48 | |
-OK, sure, let's do this. This is nice and romantic. -This is lovely. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:54 | |
PIANO STARTS | 0:13:54 | 0:13:56 | |
Hello. How are you? | 0:13:56 | 0:13:58 | |
Good, thank you. Fabulous. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:02 | |
# Fairy tales can come true | 0:14:02 | 0:14:06 | |
# It can happen to you | 0:14:06 | 0:14:09 | |
# When you're young at heart. # | 0:14:11 | 0:14:14 | |
That's so lovely. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:15 | |
# Here is the best part | 0:14:15 | 0:14:18 | |
# You have a head start | 0:14:18 | 0:14:21 | |
# If you are among the very... | 0:14:21 | 0:14:24 | |
# Young at... | 0:14:27 | 0:14:31 | |
# Heart. # | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
Thank you so much. That was beautiful. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:39 | |
-What about you? Where are you from? -Barcelona. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:43 | |
You're from Barcelona! | 0:14:43 | 0:14:44 | |
Hola! Que pasa? | 0:14:44 | 0:14:47 | |
-Todo bien? -Todo bien. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:49 | |
-Estoy muy feliz porque estoy aqui con ustedes. -Gracias. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:52 | |
No, no, mi placer. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
Cos you are Spanish, I know that it was dirty! | 0:14:54 | 0:14:58 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:14:58 | 0:15:01 | |
Alan, give me something dirty for the baby. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
# My loneliness is killing me | 0:15:06 | 0:15:10 | |
# I must confess I still believe | 0:15:11 | 0:15:14 | |
# When I'm without you I lose my mind | 0:15:15 | 0:15:18 | |
# Give me a sign | 0:15:18 | 0:15:21 | |
# Kick me, baby, one more time! # | 0:15:22 | 0:15:24 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:15:24 | 0:15:28 | |
Michael Buble and the bumps. Well done! | 0:15:31 | 0:15:35 | |
Wouldn't it be weird, when they are crying, you'd be able to put | 0:15:43 | 0:15:47 | |
-Michael Buble CDs on now and keep them quiet? -How fabulous. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:50 | |
That first lady, is that your husband next to you or your partner? | 0:15:50 | 0:15:54 | |
He was looking at Michael going, | 0:15:54 | 0:15:56 | |
"Yeah, thanks, pal. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:59 | |
"You have just put the bar so high, I can never do this!" | 0:15:59 | 0:16:04 | |
Trust me, I haven't put the bar high, they call me Tiny Bubble. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:09 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:16:09 | 0:16:12 | |
Now, Amanda Holden, it's not all about babies and music, oh, no, | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
because you have written a book? | 0:16:15 | 0:16:18 | |
-Yes, I'm in the process of writing it now. -It comes out in September? | 0:16:18 | 0:16:22 | |
-No, I'm still doing it. -Aren't you supposed to be finished? | 0:16:22 | 0:16:24 | |
It's tortuous. Yeah, I am coming to the end. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:28 | |
-We've proofed and all kinds of things. -OK. Will this be in? | 0:16:28 | 0:16:31 | |
I might put this in. I'll speak well of Michael. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:34 | |
And his Tiny Bubbles. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:36 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:16:36 | 0:16:39 | |
-I'm not in it yet. Can I be in the index? -I'm not doing an index. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:43 | |
-Aren't you? Oh, how annoying! We have to read the thing?! -Exactly. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:49 | |
Simon's book, I've known him ten years and I'm one line in it. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:53 | |
-At least you're in it. -I didn't buy it. I looked in the index. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:56 | |
What's it called? | 0:16:56 | 0:16:58 | |
I've got so many names because | 0:16:58 | 0:17:00 | |
my Holden just lends itself to so many headlines. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:03 | |
So I was thinking I could call it... | 0:17:03 | 0:17:05 | |
If I had a face-lift, I was thinking it could be Holden Back The Years. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:10 | |
I thought, | 0:17:10 | 0:17:12 | |
actually a genuine name for it was No Holden Back. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:16 | |
-That's good. -Not bad. -A tell-all tale. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:20 | |
-Have you written a book? -I had a book but it wasn't a book. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:25 | |
-I felt I hadn't done enough. -What did you call it? | 0:17:25 | 0:17:28 | |
-Oh, shit, I don't know what it was called. -Truth or Honest or Me. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:33 | |
No, cos Buble's a very good name. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:36 | |
-It was basically a picture book with a small biography. -OK. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:40 | |
I haven't done enough yet. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:42 | |
It was just you looking beautiful at pianos around the world? | 0:17:42 | 0:17:45 | |
That's exactly it. A book full of me going... | 0:17:45 | 0:17:47 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:17:47 | 0:17:49 | |
Have you got one of those, Jack? | 0:17:49 | 0:17:51 | |
A book of me doing pictures like that? Yeah, I have. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:55 | |
-It will be out for Christmas. -You did have a book. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:57 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:17:57 | 0:17:59 | |
What did you call yours? | 0:17:59 | 0:18:01 | |
I called mine Thanks For Nothing. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:04 | |
That is brilliant. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:06 | |
It's still available at a good charity shop near you. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:10 | |
The last time I saw it was in Carlisle in a charity shop. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
It was next to a Wham video. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:16 | |
I think it was 30p. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:20 | |
It was great. I enjoyed writing it. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:25 | |
-It did well. -There was a nice dedication. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:27 | |
-You dedicated the book, didn't you? -It's an autobiography. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:31 | |
I put on the front, | 0:18:31 | 0:18:32 | |
"Dedicated to me, without whom none of this would have been possible." | 0:18:32 | 0:18:35 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:18:35 | 0:18:37 | |
I don't mess around. That is what it was for. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:40 | |
If you are not calling it No Holden Back, | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
are you holding back or are you telling everything in this book? | 0:18:44 | 0:18:48 | |
Er, I'll be telling lots of things that you don't know. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:52 | |
Will it be about you or things like - | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
"Do you know if you leave cheese out for four days..." | 0:18:54 | 0:18:58 | |
I've got Mandy's Top Tips on the back page. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:01 | |
It will be a book that has stuff in it that will be surprising to hear. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:06 | |
-Yeah. -Also, I think about my children are going to read it | 0:19:06 | 0:19:09 | |
and I want it to be a legacy for them. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
-I don't want it to be a trashy tabloid book. -Will you trash people? | 0:19:11 | 0:19:14 | |
No, I won't be trashing people but I will tell a few home truths. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:17 | |
I guess what's difficult too is, | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
because your life involves a divorce, | 0:19:19 | 0:19:21 | |
bits of it aren't just your story. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:23 | |
-You co-own those stories. -Yes. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:25 | |
So have you talked to Les Dennis about what's going to be in? | 0:19:25 | 0:19:29 | |
-No, cos he didn't talk to me about his. -OK. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
No Holden Back! | 0:19:34 | 0:19:35 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:19:35 | 0:19:37 | |
Weird stories do come up. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
Was it around the divorce, when Diana Ross was cited in the divorce? | 0:19:39 | 0:19:43 | |
Oh, my God, this was the most hysterical thing. | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
When you hit me my leg went like this. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:48 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:19:48 | 0:19:50 | |
That is a gonorrhoea check. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:53 | |
See, I know I'm not Dr Mandy but that is a gonorrhoea check. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:57 | |
-Cross your leg. -Pardon me? -Put your leg over that way. -OK. | 0:19:57 | 0:20:00 | |
This is how you check for gonorrhoea. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:02 | |
If you've got good reflexes, you haven't got gonorrhoea. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:05 | |
Thank God! | 0:20:05 | 0:20:07 | |
This might be a bit iffy. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:10 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:20:10 | 0:20:13 | |
Jack, let's just check you. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:15 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
-I'll be sitting here. By the way, did you get the same designer? -Yeah. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:22 | |
I thought that was pretty cool. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:27 | |
We go to the same sock tailor. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:30 | |
My best friend is mixed race. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:35 | |
There ought to be a disclaimer. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:37 | |
If you think you've got gonorrhoea that REALLY isn't a test for it. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:40 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:20:40 | 0:20:42 | |
-It is! -I don't want it going untreated. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:46 | |
"Oh, no, I'm fine." | 0:20:46 | 0:20:48 | |
"Nurse Holden said." | 0:20:53 | 0:20:56 | |
Anyway, back to Diana Ross and your divorce. | 0:20:58 | 0:21:01 | |
When Les and I were married, | 0:21:01 | 0:21:02 | |
my best friend lived with us so she could save up for a mortgage. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:06 | |
She's a beautiful mixed-race actress. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
I left the marital home, obviously. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:11 | |
Jane, my best friend, who's still my best friend, | 0:21:11 | 0:21:14 | |
was living in the house. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:15 | |
In the newspaper it said that Les was being comforted by Diana Ross! | 0:21:15 | 0:21:19 | |
It was the best thing we ever read. It was hysterical. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:24 | |
She even replied saying, "I don't know the man, but I feel for him." | 0:21:24 | 0:21:27 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:21:27 | 0:21:29 | |
-The real Diana Ross? -Yes! -Oh, how fabulous! -I know. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:33 | |
This weekend, you are reunited with Simon Cowell, | 0:21:33 | 0:21:37 | |
David Walliams and Alesha Dixon. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
-Who I love, by the way. -Oh, I'm joking. We know you like each other. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:42 | |
It's dull. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:44 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:21:44 | 0:21:45 | |
Britain's Got Talent is back. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:47 | |
Obviously other shows are available. The Voice is very good, I hear. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:51 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:21:51 | 0:21:52 | |
We are one BBC. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:54 | |
-They've changed times now. -We are up against them this weekend. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:57 | |
-Are you? -Yeah, and then they changed their slot. | 0:21:57 | 0:22:00 | |
It's stupid, isn't it? | 0:22:00 | 0:22:01 | |
Everyone wants to watch telly. It just means no-one can watch telly. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:04 | |
You have to record one, watch one, so it just dilutes entertainment. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:08 | |
Very good. I'm going to write some of this down. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:12 | |
-Do you watch these shows, Jack? -I watch them, yeah. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:15 | |
I like The Voice and I like Britain's Got Talent. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:19 | |
I wish The Voice, those chairs, I think the next series | 0:22:19 | 0:22:23 | |
they should be able to drive themselves out of the studio. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:26 | |
-Brilliant. -Someone would be singing there and realise everyone's left. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:31 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:22:31 | 0:22:34 | |
-Mobility scooters. -Yeah. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:37 | |
I love those shows. Britain's Got Talent I'm a big fan. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:46 | |
They truly are dramatic. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:48 | |
-It was won by a dog the last series. -Pudsey. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:52 | |
-He can dance. -Fabulous. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:54 | |
There he is. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:56 | |
-What I like about him... -It's incredible a dog can do that. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:01 | |
It looks like he is taking the piss out of people dancing. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:05 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:23:05 | 0:23:07 | |
Anyway, we have a clip of what's in store this season. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:14 | |
-Good. -This is one of the acts we'll see. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:16 | |
SONG: "The Stripper" | 0:23:16 | 0:23:21 | |
I genuinely don't know what to say to that. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:36 | |
It was like a dream I had the other night. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:40 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:23:40 | 0:23:42 | |
Was that a man or a woman? | 0:23:42 | 0:23:44 | |
Well, you see, you asked if that was a man or a woman. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:48 | |
That's the confusion I have sometimes on that show. You see! | 0:23:48 | 0:23:51 | |
Yes. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:52 | |
A lot of people probably don't know, | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
-but you had a successful modelling career? -What?! -You did! -Did I? | 0:23:54 | 0:23:59 | |
Yes, lovely pictures we found of you. Here's one. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:03 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:24:03 | 0:24:06 | |
-Is that on the cover of Vogue? Elle? -You are funny. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:10 | |
-That was for The Grimleys. -Really? -Yes! | 0:24:11 | 0:24:15 | |
-For the '70s. I don't go around like that. -You did then. -That is hideous. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:20 | |
You do look slightly like you are going to the toilet. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:25 | |
The moose man at the top of the show looked like he was having a purge. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:29 | |
You leave Dave alone. He is a trained actor. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:33 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:24:33 | 0:24:36 | |
He looks like Mini Me, don't you think? | 0:24:36 | 0:24:39 | |
Go like that, Dave. Go like that! | 0:24:40 | 0:24:43 | |
We have a lovely picture of you. This is you looking very sexy. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:50 | |
-Oh, God! That was for The Grimleys! -Those boots are fabulous. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:55 | |
I do feel maybe you and the photographer were talking, | 0:24:55 | 0:24:58 | |
"That's sexy but maybe not sexy enough." | 0:24:58 | 0:25:00 | |
So here is Amanda going, "Is this sexy enough?" | 0:25:00 | 0:25:03 | |
-I haven't seen these. -Is this sexy? | 0:25:03 | 0:25:05 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:25:05 | 0:25:07 | |
-That's hot. -I'm not going to let my children watch this. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:11 | |
-That is fabulous. Is it true that Chris... -My husband. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:16 | |
..that is his favourite? | 0:25:16 | 0:25:17 | |
He is obsessed with my bottom. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:20 | |
You do encourage him. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:23 | |
Didn't you give him a cast of your bottom, was it for Christmas? | 0:25:23 | 0:25:27 | |
Well, he, honestly, | 0:25:27 | 0:25:29 | |
it's lovely your husband loves you and your bottom. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:32 | |
-That is a lovely thing. -Yes. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:34 | |
I didn't know what to get him for Christmas, | 0:25:34 | 0:25:36 | |
so I thought I'd get my bum cast. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:40 | |
My friend Angela was pregnant. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:42 | |
She got a pregnant bump cast, which is a nice thing to do. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:44 | |
I thought if you can get that, you could get your bottom done. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:48 | |
Of course, Amanda, yes. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:50 | |
So me and my friend Jane, Diana Ross... | 0:25:50 | 0:25:54 | |
-Full circle. -Yeah, full circle. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:56 | |
We went online and we found this website | 0:25:56 | 0:25:59 | |
where you can get all manner of things cast. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:03 | |
-I hear you. -Everything. -We get you. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:06 | |
-It's hideous. -Yes, anyway. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:09 | |
So I booked this man. Jane was with me for moral support. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:13 | |
He comes in and asks me to remove my underwear and bend over the desk. | 0:26:13 | 0:26:18 | |
It's not a first! | 0:26:19 | 0:26:20 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:26:20 | 0:26:22 | |
So I was all right with that. Obviously, with my husband. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:25 | |
So literally I was bending over like that. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:28 | |
-You know the stuff when you have broken your arm? -Plaster. -Yeah. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:32 | |
He put it all over my bum | 0:26:32 | 0:26:35 | |
and down to my bits of fat under there which I hate. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:39 | |
I wear Spanx. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:42 | |
Then he got out a spatula, Graham, | 0:26:42 | 0:26:46 | |
and he defined my crack with a spatula. | 0:26:46 | 0:26:49 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:26:49 | 0:26:52 | |
And then he said, "You have to stay in this position now." | 0:26:52 | 0:26:56 | |
I had to make polite conversation with this tall man for 40 minutes | 0:26:56 | 0:27:00 | |
while this cast set on my arse. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:03 | |
-The worse thing is having to peel it off. -Ooh! | 0:27:03 | 0:27:07 | |
I mean, I do wax. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:09 | |
But it was painful, let me say. | 0:27:09 | 0:27:12 | |
He peels this. You've got this bum. | 0:27:12 | 0:27:15 | |
I've got it. It's good. | 0:27:15 | 0:27:18 | |
We don't tell anyone it's my bum. | 0:27:18 | 0:27:20 | |
Everyone knows now. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:22 | |
It just looks like a piece of art. | 0:27:22 | 0:27:24 | |
Now, as a mother of two, seven years later, I just look at it and weep, | 0:27:24 | 0:27:27 | |
because it was slightly lifted and higher before. | 0:27:27 | 0:27:31 | |
-I'm trying to get the logistics of the thing. -Yes. It was like that. | 0:27:31 | 0:27:35 | |
-You know what I'm about to say? -Go ahead. -You know what I'm saying? | 0:27:35 | 0:27:39 | |
-I'm worried. -Oh, no, there's nothing... | 0:27:39 | 0:27:41 | |
That's what I was going to say. | 0:27:41 | 0:27:43 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:27:43 | 0:27:45 | |
He's not fond of that bit. Just that bit. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:47 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:27:47 | 0:27:49 | |
We've learnt too much now, haven't we? | 0:27:49 | 0:27:52 | |
I've totally killed the magic. | 0:27:52 | 0:27:55 | |
No Holden Back! | 0:27:55 | 0:27:58 | |
-We don't have your bot-cast. -No, cos it's in the Cotswolds. | 0:27:58 | 0:28:01 | |
It's being used as a bike park. | 0:28:01 | 0:28:04 | |
My unicycle is currently in it. | 0:28:04 | 0:28:07 | |
-We offered someone in the audience the chance to do this. -You didn't. | 0:28:07 | 0:28:10 | |
-We did. -Oh, my God. | 0:28:10 | 0:28:13 | |
A man called Darren said yes. | 0:28:13 | 0:28:16 | |
Where is Darren? | 0:28:16 | 0:28:18 | |
-Darren, how brave is that? -Oh, Darren. -Darren is very brave. | 0:28:18 | 0:28:22 | |
Here's Darren coming into the room. | 0:28:22 | 0:28:25 | |
You must have been scared, Darren, | 0:28:25 | 0:28:27 | |
because it looks like they are preparing to remove your kidneys. | 0:28:27 | 0:28:30 | |
They have so much plastic all around this room. So there you are. | 0:28:32 | 0:28:36 | |
This is... I think you'll be all right. This isn't too revealing. | 0:28:36 | 0:28:41 | |
You look happy enough there. | 0:28:41 | 0:28:43 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:28:43 | 0:28:45 | |
Why did you take everything off? | 0:28:45 | 0:28:47 | |
Why did you take everything off? | 0:28:47 | 0:28:50 | |
Even your socks are off. | 0:28:50 | 0:28:52 | |
I did ask to leave them on. | 0:28:52 | 0:28:55 | |
Here he is. I think maybe that's the spatula moment. | 0:28:55 | 0:28:59 | |
-Defining the crack. -Or putting in air holes. | 0:28:59 | 0:29:03 | |
Solid work there. | 0:29:03 | 0:29:05 | |
-Sorry, Graham, why would he be putting in air holes? -I don't know! | 0:29:05 | 0:29:09 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:29:09 | 0:29:12 | |
I love this because even the sculptor looks appalled here. | 0:29:12 | 0:29:18 | |
Did you fart at that moment? | 0:29:18 | 0:29:21 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:29:21 | 0:29:22 | |
-He looks a bit like a vet, doesn't he? -Yes! | 0:29:22 | 0:29:25 | |
I was going to say. It looks like All Creatures Great And Small. | 0:29:25 | 0:29:29 | |
"Tristan, I've lost my watch!" | 0:29:31 | 0:29:33 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:29:33 | 0:29:35 | |
What website did you get these from? | 0:29:35 | 0:29:38 | |
-So we've got it. Have you seen it yet? -No. | 0:29:38 | 0:29:41 | |
You will be thrilled. | 0:29:41 | 0:29:43 | |
It's something you will treasure for the rest of your life. | 0:29:43 | 0:29:46 | |
Here we go. It is lovely, look. | 0:29:46 | 0:29:49 | |
It's lovely. | 0:29:49 | 0:29:51 | |
You were obviously standing at a slightly jaunty angle. | 0:29:51 | 0:29:54 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:29:54 | 0:29:57 | |
It's cold, like a real bum. | 0:29:57 | 0:30:00 | |
You could keep your £5 notes in there. | 0:30:01 | 0:30:04 | |
-What do you do, hang it on the wall? -You can use it as a toast rack. | 0:30:04 | 0:30:08 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:30:08 | 0:30:10 | |
Would you mind kissing it so he can keep it for ever? Go on. | 0:30:12 | 0:30:16 | |
I don't very often kiss people's arses. | 0:30:16 | 0:30:19 | |
Just to the side, I would say. Yeah. There. | 0:30:19 | 0:30:23 | |
Aww! | 0:30:23 | 0:30:25 | |
-Do you want to kiss it, Michael Buble? -Not so much. | 0:30:25 | 0:30:27 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:30:27 | 0:30:29 | |
There you go, Darren. Lovely. | 0:30:29 | 0:30:33 | |
It's yours. | 0:30:33 | 0:30:35 | |
Enjoy that. | 0:30:35 | 0:30:37 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:30:37 | 0:30:40 | |
I'm not sure how we follow that, | 0:30:43 | 0:30:45 | |
but I'm going to talk to Jack Dee about his new tour. | 0:30:45 | 0:30:48 | |
Yeah, speaking of arses. | 0:30:49 | 0:30:51 | |
-I'm sorry, Jack. -Nice, nice move. | 0:30:52 | 0:30:55 | |
-You haven't been on tour, is it six years? -Six years. | 0:30:55 | 0:31:00 | |
I was doing other stuff. I was doing Lead Balloon for a few years. | 0:31:00 | 0:31:05 | |
I just wanted to get back and spend less time with my family. | 0:31:05 | 0:31:09 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:31:09 | 0:31:11 | |
And I started to tour, so I've been doing that for a whole year | 0:31:11 | 0:31:13 | |
and I'm doing gigs in the spring here and Australia as well. | 0:31:13 | 0:31:18 | |
You're going to Australia and New Zealand? | 0:31:18 | 0:31:20 | |
Yeah, once you start, you get the taste for being away. | 0:31:20 | 0:31:26 | |
-You like to go really far, far away. -You realise I really like this. | 0:31:26 | 0:31:30 | |
Relationships from a distance are far easier, I'm sure you'll agree. | 0:31:31 | 0:31:35 | |
Just "Miss you too"... Send. It's done. | 0:31:35 | 0:31:38 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:31:38 | 0:31:40 | |
"The boiler's packed up. There's no hot water." | 0:31:40 | 0:31:42 | |
"Hot water in hotel fine"... Send. | 0:31:42 | 0:31:45 | |
It is a stress-free existence and I like it. | 0:31:46 | 0:31:50 | |
-When little Graham arrives, will he come on tour? -Call him Gray-Gray. | 0:31:50 | 0:31:55 | |
-Gray-Gray. -Yes. -Little G. | 0:31:55 | 0:31:58 | |
-Little G Buble. -Aww! | 0:31:58 | 0:32:01 | |
When he arrives, will you take him on tour? | 0:32:03 | 0:32:07 | |
Yeah, of course I'm going to take him on tour. | 0:32:07 | 0:32:09 | |
People would love when you bring baby out on stage. | 0:32:09 | 0:32:12 | |
-Yeah, the crowd-surfing. -He'll fit in your hand luggage. | 0:32:12 | 0:32:15 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:32:15 | 0:32:17 | |
I can't wait. That's the thing I can't wait for most. | 0:32:19 | 0:32:22 | |
A few of the boys in my band have kids | 0:32:22 | 0:32:24 | |
and I can't wait to have a room set up and it's like a tent in the rain. | 0:32:24 | 0:32:29 | |
There's something so sweet about getting to do what I love | 0:32:29 | 0:32:33 | |
with 20,000 people and then show up backstage and be with the kids. | 0:32:33 | 0:32:37 | |
Reality, yeah, it's brilliant. | 0:32:37 | 0:32:39 | |
That's where we differ! | 0:32:39 | 0:32:41 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:32:41 | 0:32:43 | |
But six years of a gap, is it a new Jack on tour? | 0:32:44 | 0:32:49 | |
Are you happy Jack now? | 0:32:49 | 0:32:51 | |
It's, um... | 0:32:51 | 0:32:53 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:32:53 | 0:32:55 | |
I think the face says it all really. | 0:32:55 | 0:32:57 | |
I was very inspired by the opening ceremony of the Olympics last year | 0:32:57 | 0:33:00 | |
so I want the show to be a bit like that. | 0:33:00 | 0:33:04 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:33:04 | 0:33:06 | |
I felt we had a magical time last year, everyone enjoyed it, | 0:33:06 | 0:33:09 | |
and I thought, we need to continue this feeling. | 0:33:09 | 0:33:12 | |
That's why I'm on tour | 0:33:12 | 0:33:13 | |
and that's pretty much what it's been about so far. | 0:33:13 | 0:33:16 | |
-We'd be proud to have you represent Britain worldwide. -Yes. | 0:33:18 | 0:33:22 | |
I'm out there so it's good. | 0:33:22 | 0:33:25 | |
-But people behave and it is fairly nice gigs. -Starts in Melbourne? | 0:33:25 | 0:33:29 | |
I have been on tour so far, and Melbourne is my next gig next week, | 0:33:29 | 0:33:34 | |
so I'm looking forward to that. | 0:33:34 | 0:33:37 | |
I want to put paid to that image the British have of being whingeing poms. | 0:33:37 | 0:33:43 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:33:43 | 0:33:45 | |
I want to go down there and show them there is more to us than that. | 0:33:45 | 0:33:48 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:33:48 | 0:33:50 | |
I'm looking forward to it. | 0:33:54 | 0:33:56 | |
Listen, I know you want to mention your date at the Hammersmith Apollo. | 0:33:58 | 0:34:03 | |
You're there on the 11th and 12th May. | 0:34:03 | 0:34:05 | |
Yeah, I am. I'm looking forward to that. It's a big one to do. | 0:34:05 | 0:34:09 | |
I've played there a lot of times. | 0:34:09 | 0:34:11 | |
It's been one of the nicest gigs I've done | 0:34:11 | 0:34:12 | |
so I'm looking forward to that. | 0:34:12 | 0:34:14 | |
All right, and we've got a clip, a taste of you in action. | 0:34:14 | 0:34:17 | |
When they asked me to do this show, | 0:34:20 | 0:34:22 | |
I said, "If there is anything I can do to spread the cheer..." | 0:34:22 | 0:34:25 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:34:25 | 0:34:28 | |
This time last year there was a big row in my household. | 0:34:32 | 0:34:34 | |
We had the Grand Theft Auto row with my teenage sons. | 0:34:34 | 0:34:40 | |
"Oh, why can't I have Grand Theft Auto?" | 0:34:40 | 0:34:43 | |
Because it's inappropriate. It's horrible, violent, misogynist. | 0:34:43 | 0:34:46 | |
"Please, you'll ruin Christmas if I can't have it." | 0:34:46 | 0:34:49 | |
I am not buying you that game for Christmas. It's a violent game. | 0:34:49 | 0:34:53 | |
It is not fun when you run people over for extra points | 0:34:53 | 0:34:56 | |
and shoot people just for fun. | 0:34:56 | 0:34:58 | |
"But all my mates have got it, you don't understand." | 0:34:58 | 0:35:01 | |
It went on and on and on. | 0:35:01 | 0:35:03 | |
In the end they gave up and bought it for me. | 0:35:03 | 0:35:06 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:35:06 | 0:35:08 | |
-Did you get it? -I did get it, yeah. | 0:35:11 | 0:35:13 | |
Well, Amanda was in the audience there. | 0:35:17 | 0:35:18 | |
-Thank God I was laughing. -Yeah, cos that could have been awkward. | 0:35:18 | 0:35:23 | |
Michael's all very excited little Graham is on his way. | 0:35:25 | 0:35:28 | |
As a father of four, before your kids, | 0:35:30 | 0:35:32 | |
what do you wish someone had told you? | 0:35:32 | 0:35:35 | |
I honestly wish somebody had told me | 0:35:35 | 0:35:38 | |
all the wondrous things I am going to experience. | 0:35:38 | 0:35:40 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:35:40 | 0:35:42 | |
The greatest gift of your life, Michael. It really is. It's a ride. | 0:35:42 | 0:35:46 | |
You're going to have a great time. | 0:35:46 | 0:35:47 | |
I wish someone had told me how expensive it is. | 0:35:49 | 0:35:52 | |
And how they grow out of their clothes so quickly. | 0:35:53 | 0:35:56 | |
It's unbelievable. You know what, with your money, | 0:35:56 | 0:35:59 | |
there is a shop here called Start-rite where they get shoes. | 0:35:59 | 0:36:04 | |
If I was doing it again I'd start a shop called Start Wrong. | 0:36:04 | 0:36:07 | |
Get the kids used to uncomfortable shoes from the first moment, | 0:36:08 | 0:36:12 | |
cos then they don't complain every time they grow out of their shoes. | 0:36:12 | 0:36:15 | |
I've got a son now, he's 15, he's taller than me | 0:36:15 | 0:36:18 | |
and I buy him new shoes every month, practically. | 0:36:18 | 0:36:21 | |
He didn't understand why there was a brief period | 0:36:21 | 0:36:23 | |
when I bought him the most expensive trainers in the shop. | 0:36:23 | 0:36:26 | |
That was only because I knew after a month I'd get them. | 0:36:26 | 0:36:28 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:36:28 | 0:36:30 | |
So I'm going round in blingy trainers but that is it. | 0:36:30 | 0:36:34 | |
No, it's great. It's great. | 0:36:34 | 0:36:37 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:36:37 | 0:36:39 | |
It doesn't get much better than that. | 0:36:39 | 0:36:41 | |
You've learned a lot about parenthood tonight, haven't you? | 0:36:41 | 0:36:44 | |
-It's all good. -All good. Hey, listen, it is time for music. | 0:36:44 | 0:36:48 | |
Pregnant ladies prepare! | 0:36:48 | 0:36:50 | |
AUDIENCE WHOOPS | 0:36:50 | 0:36:51 | |
Michael is going to sing for us. | 0:36:51 | 0:36:53 | |
Michael, if you want to head over there. There he goes. | 0:36:53 | 0:36:56 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:36:56 | 0:36:59 | |
In a moment we'll have this week's stories from the famous red chair, | 0:36:59 | 0:37:03 | |
but first, performing his new single, It's A Beautiful Day, | 0:37:03 | 0:37:06 | |
it is Mr Michael Buble! | 0:37:06 | 0:37:08 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:37:08 | 0:37:10 | |
# I don't know why you think that you could hook me | 0:37:17 | 0:37:21 | |
# When you couldn't get by by yourself | 0:37:21 | 0:37:24 | |
# And I don't know who would ever want to tear | 0:37:24 | 0:37:28 | |
# The seam of someone's dream | 0:37:28 | 0:37:30 | |
# Baby, it's fine, you said that we should just be friends | 0:37:30 | 0:37:34 | |
# Well, I came up with that line and I'm sure | 0:37:34 | 0:37:37 | |
# That it's for the best but if you ever change your mind | 0:37:37 | 0:37:42 | |
# Don't hold your breath | 0:37:42 | 0:37:44 | |
# Cos you may not believe | 0:37:44 | 0:37:47 | |
# That, baby, I'm relieved | 0:37:50 | 0:37:54 | |
# When you said goodbye, my whole world shines | 0:37:56 | 0:38:02 | |
# Hey, hey, it's a beautiful day and I can't stop myself from smiling | 0:38:03 | 0:38:10 | |
# If I'm drinking, then I'm buying | 0:38:10 | 0:38:12 | |
# And I know there's no denying | 0:38:12 | 0:38:16 | |
# It's a beautiful day, the sun is up | 0:38:17 | 0:38:20 | |
# The music's playing and even if it started raining | 0:38:20 | 0:38:25 | |
# You won't hear this boy complaining | 0:38:25 | 0:38:29 | |
# I'm glad that you're the one who got away | 0:38:29 | 0:38:33 | |
# It's a beautiful day | 0:38:35 | 0:38:37 | |
# It's my turn to fly, so, girls, get in line cos I'm easy | 0:38:40 | 0:38:45 | |
# No playing this guy like a fool | 0:38:45 | 0:38:47 | |
# Now I'm all right | 0:38:47 | 0:38:49 | |
# You might've had me caged before, but not tonight | 0:38:49 | 0:38:53 | |
# Cos you may not believe | 0:38:53 | 0:38:58 | |
# That, baby, I'm relieved | 0:38:59 | 0:39:03 | |
# This fire inside, it burns too bright | 0:39:06 | 0:39:11 | |
# I don't want to stay too long | 0:39:12 | 0:39:16 | |
# I just want to say goodbye | 0:39:16 | 0:39:19 | |
# It's a beautiful day and I can't stop myself from smiling | 0:39:20 | 0:39:26 | |
# If I'm drinking, then I'm buying | 0:39:26 | 0:39:29 | |
# And I know there's no denying | 0:39:29 | 0:39:32 | |
# It's a beautiful day, the sun is up | 0:39:34 | 0:39:37 | |
# The music's playing and even if it started raining | 0:39:37 | 0:39:43 | |
# You wouldn't hear this boy complaining | 0:39:43 | 0:39:46 | |
# Cos I'm glad that you're the one who got away | 0:39:46 | 0:39:50 | |
# Cos if you ever think I'll take up | 0:39:53 | 0:39:56 | |
# My time with thinking about our break-up | 0:39:56 | 0:39:59 | |
# Then, you've got another thing coming your way | 0:39:59 | 0:40:04 | |
# Cos it's a beautiful day | 0:40:05 | 0:40:08 | |
# Beautiful day | 0:40:12 | 0:40:15 | |
# Oh, baby, any day that you're gone away | 0:40:15 | 0:40:18 | |
# It's a beautiful day. # | 0:40:18 | 0:40:21 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:40:23 | 0:40:26 | |
Michael Buble, everybody! | 0:40:26 | 0:40:29 | |
Come back and join us. Beautiful. | 0:40:29 | 0:40:32 | |
-Stop it, it was lovely. -Thank you. | 0:40:34 | 0:40:36 | |
Come down here and sit yourself down. | 0:40:36 | 0:40:39 | |
-It was great. -Oh, God, that song hurts. | 0:40:41 | 0:40:44 | |
-You all right? -I'm hurting, man. -Wow. | 0:40:44 | 0:40:46 | |
You know, I think I have been in... | 0:40:46 | 0:40:49 | |
..14, 13, 12 countries. | 0:40:50 | 0:40:53 | |
You sounded jet-lagged when you were singing. | 0:40:53 | 0:40:56 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:40:56 | 0:40:58 | |
We were all saying, "Very jet-lagged." | 0:40:58 | 0:41:01 | |
-Hey, it sounded beautiful. -Thanks. -Fantastic. -You shut up! | 0:41:01 | 0:41:05 | |
The whole album is out on Monday. | 0:41:05 | 0:41:06 | |
Right, before we go tonight, just time for a story in the red chair. | 0:41:06 | 0:41:10 | |
-Who have we got? Hello. -Hiya. -Hello, you delicate flower. | 0:41:10 | 0:41:14 | |
-How are you? -I'm good. What's your name? -My name's Alex. | 0:41:14 | 0:41:17 | |
-Where are you from? -Australia. | 0:41:17 | 0:41:19 | |
-I know that person. -You're kidding? Do you know Michael Buble? | 0:41:19 | 0:41:24 | |
-That's my story actually. -Oh, we kind of know it now. | 0:41:24 | 0:41:27 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:41:27 | 0:41:30 | |
-She shot her load. -I was just kidding, who is that? | 0:41:32 | 0:41:35 | |
-Oh, no! Do you not know her? -No. | 0:41:35 | 0:41:38 | |
-Oh, now I feel bad. -Not me! | 0:41:38 | 0:41:41 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:41:41 | 0:41:44 | |
-You know her! -I know her. | 0:41:44 | 0:41:47 | |
She's not having a baby as well, is she? | 0:41:47 | 0:41:50 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:41:50 | 0:41:52 | |
Vancouver maternity ward. | 0:41:52 | 0:41:54 | |
-Who's up next? Hello. -Hello. -Hi. | 0:41:55 | 0:41:58 | |
AUDIENCE WHOOPS | 0:41:58 | 0:41:59 | |
-They love you. This is going to go well. What's your name. -It's Anna. | 0:41:59 | 0:42:03 | |
-Anna, lovely Anna. Where are you from? -I'm from north London. -Lovely. | 0:42:03 | 0:42:07 | |
-What do you do? -I work in a theatre. -What do you do? -Theatre production. | 0:42:07 | 0:42:12 | |
Oh, right, what do you do? | 0:42:12 | 0:42:14 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:42:14 | 0:42:16 | |
Taking care of the backstage bits of theatre. | 0:42:16 | 0:42:19 | |
-OK. You're head of production? -Not quite. -She is open for that. | 0:42:19 | 0:42:24 | |
What are you working on at the moment? | 0:42:24 | 0:42:26 | |
A few things. We have an opera going on. | 0:42:26 | 0:42:29 | |
-We've got a 24-hour show coming up. -Oh, yes. | 0:42:29 | 0:42:34 | |
-You should come along and see the show. -Hmm. | 0:42:34 | 0:42:37 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:42:37 | 0:42:40 | |
That's a resounding yes from everyone. | 0:42:42 | 0:42:45 | |
Off you go with your story. | 0:42:45 | 0:42:46 | |
I went to a South American-themed restaurant, I was really hungry | 0:42:46 | 0:42:50 | |
and I thought, I'll have a starter and a main. I'll treat myself. | 0:42:50 | 0:42:56 | |
-Go mad! -Yeah. | 0:42:56 | 0:42:58 | |
I wanted quite a big portion, but I wasn't sure how big the sizes were. | 0:42:58 | 0:43:04 | |
I thought I'll ask the waitress cos she'll know. | 0:43:04 | 0:43:07 | |
-I quite fancied the potato skins. Stodge. -Delicious. | 0:43:07 | 0:43:11 | |
She came up to me and I said to her, | 0:43:11 | 0:43:14 | |
"The potato skin, do they come with two skins or four skins?" | 0:43:14 | 0:43:17 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:43:17 | 0:43:19 | |
You're through to the next round! | 0:43:22 | 0:43:24 | |
-Will we let her walk? -Yeah! | 0:43:24 | 0:43:26 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:43:26 | 0:43:29 | |
You can walk. Well done. | 0:43:29 | 0:43:31 | |
If you'd like to join us on the show and have a go on the red chair | 0:43:31 | 0:43:34 | |
contact us via our website at this very address. | 0:43:34 | 0:43:37 | |
Thank you to my guests tonight. Mr Jack Dee! | 0:43:37 | 0:43:39 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:43:39 | 0:43:41 | |
The lovely Amanda Holden! | 0:43:41 | 0:43:43 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:43:43 | 0:43:45 | |
And Mr Michael Buble! | 0:43:45 | 0:43:47 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:43:47 | 0:43:49 | |
Join me next week with music from Hurts, Not Going Out star | 0:43:49 | 0:43:52 | |
Lee Mack, and Oscar-winning actress Gwyneth Paltrow will be here. | 0:43:52 | 0:43:55 | |
I'll see you then. Goodnight. Bye-bye. | 0:43:55 | 0:43:58 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:44:21 | 0:44:25 |