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Tonight on the show we have one of the stars of Iron Man 3. Wouldn't | :00:08. | :00:14. | |
it be great to be Iron Man? Oh, this is brilliant. Just have a sip | :00:14. | :00:24. | |
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of my wine. Useless. Let's start Oh, hello! | :00:44. | :00:48. | |
APPLAUSE Welcome one and all. Hello | :00:48. | :00:53. | |
everybody. Thank you very much. We have a very exciting show tonight. | :00:53. | :01:01. | |
Hollywood's come a-calling, Gwyneth Paltrow is on the show. | :01:01. | :01:08. | |
Ready, steady go, double Olympic Gold Medal winner Mo Farah is here. | :01:08. | :01:11. | |
The hilarious Lee Mack is on the show. | :01:11. | :01:21. | |
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Plus we have music from Hurts, Gwyneth is here to tell us about | :01:26. | :01:30. | |
Iron Man 3. Iron Man is one of my favourite superheroes. Here he is | :01:30. | :01:40. | |
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Begin Seth back as -- Gwyneth is back as Iron Man's love interest. | :01:49. | :01:58. | |
He is shorter than I remember! I must ask, how do you have sex | :01:58. | :02:06. | |
with a man made of iron? Really looking forward to meeting | :02:06. | :02:10. | |
Mo Farah. I think we can all remember where we were when Mo won | :02:10. | :02:20. | |
his second Gold Medal at the He got gold, I got bronze! What an | :02:20. | :02:23. | |
inspiration Mo is. Thanks to him, a whole generation of British people | :02:24. | :02:32. | |
have taken up running. 50 more yards, you're there. | :02:32. | :02:35. | |
Mo trains in Africa. I don't know why training in Africa would make | :02:35. | :02:41. | |
you such a fast runner. As well as running, Mo has set a | :02:41. | :02:46. | |
trend for people doing their own signature poses. There's the Mobot. | :02:46. | :02:53. | |
The lightning strike. And my own personal favourite, the'I'm With | :02:53. | :02:57. | |
Stupid'. Let's get the guests on! | :02:57. | :03:03. | |
Later we will have music from Hurts. First, it's Lee Mack! | :03:03. | :03:13. | |
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It's Mo Farah! Hello, sir, welcome. | :03:23. | :03:33. | |
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Welcome all. Can I say how pleased I was I won the race to the sofa | :03:44. | :03:49. | |
with Mo. You are not very good over short distances. It is so lovely to | :03:49. | :03:52. | |
see Mo here. Are you one of those people, because you are training | :03:52. | :03:56. | |
all the time, are you totally out of touch with popular culture, have | :03:56. | :04:01. | |
you seen the Iron Man films? I am looking forward to seeing it. | :04:01. | :04:07. | |
you seen the first two? No, I haven't! Just how looking forward | :04:07. | :04:14. | |
to it are you! Do you know who that lady is Mo? Yes, that gives me more | :04:14. | :04:21. | |
reason to watch. Have you seen this show? I have never seen this show | :04:21. | :04:29. | |
before. Do you know who I am? don't know who you are! I'm not | :04:29. | :04:38. | |
bothered, I thought I was going to be siingt next to Mia Faro. | :04:38. | :04:43. | |
last time you were here you were promoting a book, but now in a big | :04:44. | :04:49. | |
movie, Iron Man 3 is back. This time, you are properly in it? | :04:49. | :04:57. | |
actually in this movie I do get to... Kick ass. Yes. What happens | :04:57. | :05:05. | |
is, there is a really bad guy, a villain. Oh, no. It is very | :05:05. | :05:10. | |
uncharacteristic in a comic book movie. I hope Iron Man can do | :05:10. | :05:16. | |
something about it. So do I! I get to wear the Iron Man suit for a | :05:16. | :05:20. | |
while, it's very cool. Is it really you in the suit? Well, yes, it was | :05:20. | :05:24. | |
me in a lot of the suit and then they CGI other bits, but it was | :05:25. | :05:31. | |
mostly me wearing the suit when I wore the suit. That is you with a | :05:31. | :05:38. | |
bit of the suit. When you are in it, is it heavy, horrible? It's quite | :05:38. | :05:41. | |
cumbersome but it's not so bad. I thought it was going to be terrible | :05:41. | :05:46. | |
because in the first two Iron Man movies, Robert was like he would | :05:46. | :05:52. | |
put on the suit and start sweating and having nervous breakdown and | :05:52. | :05:58. | |
meditate and cry. He was in hell, he was like this is the worst. I | :05:58. | :06:02. | |
was like I better prepare for this suit. I put it on and I was like, | :06:02. | :06:09. | |
this guy is a wimp! It's not that bad. It was very cool when your son | :06:09. | :06:14. | |
Moses, who was on set that day. loves Iron Man and is a big man. I | :06:14. | :06:18. | |
don't think I will ever forget his face when he saw me walk out | :06:18. | :06:21. | |
wearing the Iron Man suit. That is amazing. It was a really good | :06:21. | :06:26. | |
moment. Is that the first thing he's seen his mum do? Yes, I think | :06:26. | :06:36. | |
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so. It's definitely the first - he's now put together - the other | :06:42. | :06:48. | |
day we had a moment where I watched his seven-year-old brain put | :06:48. | :06:52. | |
together who I was. We were going to see the Justin Bieber concert | :06:52. | :07:00. | |
because he loves Justin Bieber. Lucky you! He said to me "You know | :07:00. | :07:08. | |
maybe Justin Bieber knows who you are from Iron Man movies", so it | :07:08. | :07:12. | |
dawned on him that I could be a connection to Justin Bieber. | :07:12. | :07:20. | |
passport to Justin. Or the monkey. I think his mother needs to step in | :07:20. | :07:30. | |
now. Say, no Justin, you can't have a monkey. Talking about spoilt | :07:30. | :07:35. | |
children... Wait a minute. I am talking about Justin, not Moses. | :07:35. | :07:39. | |
There is an amazing bit of merchandising from the Iron Man | :07:39. | :07:49. | |
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movie. This mask. This is really good. It is amazing. What it does, | :07:49. | :07:55. | |
incredible they sell it to children because it fires stuff. Health and | :07:55. | :08:04. | |
safety want you to put those on. Are you serious. Where was it made, | :08:04. | :08:14. | |
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That could have a kid's eye out! thought it was going to come in | :08:35. | :08:40. | |
this direction. I try not to hurt the guests. Iron Man three, it | :08:40. | :08:47. | |
opens on next Thursday, 25th April. You and Tony Stark, you are | :08:47. | :08:52. | |
properly a couple. It is a slight mystery why you are together. He | :08:52. | :08:58. | |
seems quite a difficult boyfriend I would say. I think, if you start | :08:58. | :09:03. | |
2349 first movie she is his assistant and there is this kind of | :09:03. | :09:06. | |
sexual chemistry they have and then with all the movies the | :09:06. | :09:08. | |
relationship progresses and now they are living together and I | :09:08. | :09:13. | |
think he is quite difficult but she is a very paishl of patient -- | :09:13. | :09:19. | |
patient woman and sweet and can deal with his megalomania and suit | :09:19. | :09:27. | |
building. Here is a taste of you and Robert Downey downior and you | :09:27. | :09:32. | |
demonstrating your patience. Why don't you link up that face | :09:32. | :09:40. | |
mask and give me a kiss. Yes, no can do. You want to just kiss it on | :09:40. | :09:48. | |
the facial slit. Why don't I run down to the gar average and find a | :09:48. | :09:58. | |
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This is a new level of lame. You ate without me on date Night. | :10:10. | :10:20. | |
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were just hosting you. While I That makes it look like a | :10:22. | :10:26. | |
relationship film. There is a lot of fighting and flying around and | :10:26. | :10:33. | |
explosions as well. Yes. In terms of creating synthetic men. Lee, you | :10:33. | :10:40. | |
have built, it wasn't Iron Man but you built a man? I did build a man. | :10:40. | :10:47. | |
Wait a minute, what? I made Graham from plasticine. I loved moulding | :10:47. | :10:57. | |
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him into that shape. But his fingers smell. My girlfriend, then | :11:00. | :11:06. | |
girlfriend, now boyfriend, long story, no, the plasticine came in | :11:06. | :11:13. | |
candy. My My wife, about 15 years ago there was a spate of car | :11:13. | :11:17. | |
jackings and women driving on their own were particularly vulnerable, | :11:17. | :11:21. | |
so I got it into my head, I had only started going out with her, to | :11:21. | :11:25. | |
help protect her, I would build a man and so when she is driving on | :11:25. | :11:29. | |
her own, he would sit in the passenger sweet. That's nice. | :11:29. | :11:34. | |
protect my girlfriend. I made this man and we called him Arthur, he | :11:34. | :11:39. | |
was only from the waist up. Doing the legs would be unnecessarily - | :11:39. | :11:44. | |
you don't need that much back story. Just the waist and head, football | :11:44. | :11:50. | |
head, tights over his football head, flat cap. What she would do is get | :11:50. | :11:53. | |
out of the car and then the neighbours would look through and | :11:53. | :11:57. | |
think for a minute, that's a guy in the car but then she would pick him | :11:57. | :12:05. | |
up and bring him in and at this point they were thinking he has no | :12:05. | :12:10. | |
legs. The worst bit is when we left him in the car overnight. The | :12:10. | :12:14. | |
neighbours look, he's still there. The man with no feet is still | :12:14. | :12:24. | |
sitting in the car. She never got car jacked, so it worked. | :12:24. | :12:30. | |
someone saw a guy with tights over his head and a hat on. With no | :12:30. | :12:35. | |
features, it's going to scare anyone. You would think someone's | :12:35. | :12:41. | |
got her already! Mo Farah, it is a huge weekend for | :12:41. | :12:47. | |
you. You are running the London Marathon, half the London Marathon. | :12:47. | :12:50. | |
What's going to change it all, it is all happening in the shadow of | :12:50. | :12:55. | |
what went on in Boston. How are they marking it, are they | :12:55. | :13:03. | |
referencing what happened in Boston? They are going to take the | :13:03. | :13:07. | |
security seriously. I spoke to the race organiser, there is ar going | :13:07. | :13:11. | |
to be more security out there. People are wearing black ribbons | :13:11. | :13:15. | |
and they are having silence before the start of the race. As a a | :13:15. | :13:18. | |
respect, there is going to be a minute's silence for the people. It | :13:18. | :13:25. | |
is sad what happened. After that, the race will be as normal. Are you | :13:25. | :13:31. | |
nervous, or does it spur you on and think, this is as usual? You don't | :13:31. | :13:36. | |
want to see anything happening, but at the same time, it is what you do | :13:36. | :13:39. | |
every day, the guys and everybody else, they do a great job, they | :13:39. | :13:42. | |
will take care of that. You have to take it as a normal race and enjoy | :13:42. | :13:46. | |
it and do what you normally do. are running half of it, the first | :13:46. | :13:53. | |
or second half? The first half. couldn't run the second half, you | :13:53. | :13:58. | |
would be waiting for age. If at the 13 mile mark you are feeling fresh, | :13:58. | :14:05. | |
will you keep going? My aim is not to keep going. This is just a | :14:05. | :14:08. | |
practise for next year. I want to come out and get a practise. You | :14:08. | :14:16. | |
have to wake up early in the morning. I know, yes. Have you done | :14:16. | :14:21. | |
a marathon? Don't take the piss out of me, Graham. You trained for one, | :14:21. | :14:27. | |
didn't you? Last time we chatted, you pointed out the waistcoat was | :14:27. | :14:32. | |
fooling no-one. This is how unfit I am. The reason I am wearing one | :14:32. | :14:38. | |
again tonight, I realised that I have accidentally come away with my | :14:38. | :14:46. | |
son's tie! How ridiculous is that! Ten minutes | :14:46. | :14:53. | |
before I came on I thought I can't go on like that. You look very | :14:53. | :15:01. | |
smart. I did train for the marathon about three years ago, the Paris | :15:01. | :15:05. | |
marathon. I got to about 13 miles in the training and then went to | :15:05. | :15:10. | |
see the doctor because I had a pain in my knee. He said that one leg | :15:10. | :15:14. | |
was shorter than the other, so I had to stop running the marathon, I | :15:14. | :15:21. | |
was delighted. He was pointing out to me, if you - would you mind | :15:21. | :15:27. | |
Gwyneth feeling my knees, feel the height difference of my knees. | :15:27. | :15:37. | |
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my God. I like your reaction, oh my God. This is truth, my testicles | :15:37. | :15:47. | |
hang at different... APPLAUSE | :15:47. | :15:55. | |
Can I check, did that happen? it did. I haven't been so aroused | :15:55. | :16:02. | |
since I saw your head in that box in Seven. In terms of training, you | :16:02. | :16:09. | |
train all the time. I do, yes. this movie you are in a bra and | :16:09. | :16:19. | |
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trousers. Yes. You are ripped. thanks. Didn't a lady bid �350,000 | :16:26. | :16:36. | |
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to do an aerobics lesson with you? Is that true. It was you and | :16:37. | :16:44. | |
Madonna and they paid �350,000. Madonna never turned up! Japanese | :16:44. | :16:51. | |
lady outside with her cheque. That does sound like quite the workout. | :16:51. | :16:57. | |
I do about an hour of dancing, aerobics every day and I got to | :16:57. | :17:03. | |
keep, try and keep this thing together still. Oh, please, I'm 40, | :17:03. | :17:07. | |
I have two kids and they are making me take my shirt off in Iron Man | :17:07. | :17:13. | |
and it's like, guys, come on. You get away with it, I feel. Mo, | :17:13. | :17:17. | |
obviously trains a little more than the rest of us. You live in | :17:17. | :17:21. | |
Portland Oregon all the time. have lived there for the last | :17:21. | :17:29. | |
couple of years. This is Alberto Salazar. How many hours a day do | :17:29. | :17:34. | |
you spend training? It's hard to say. I normally do about 120 miles | :17:34. | :17:44. | |
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a week. If you double that to 240, you could do a full marathon. | :17:46. | :17:52. | |
is running outside. But you do, this guy, he's got all these weird | :17:52. | :17:58. | |
contraptions to train. We do another 15 to 20 miles underwater | :17:58. | :18:05. | |
tread mill, basically like a tread mill but in the pool. | :18:05. | :18:10. | |
underwater is this thing? It's up to your waist. Then you have a tube | :18:10. | :18:17. | |
at the front and water coming out, it is pushing you back. To resist. | :18:17. | :18:23. | |
Then you go at the same pace. couple of things that fascinate me. | :18:23. | :18:27. | |
You didn't want to be a runner, you wanted to be a footballer. I still | :18:27. | :18:32. | |
want to be a footballer. If I see a football, I want to go after it. | :18:32. | :18:36. | |
Were you good at football? thought I was good. But I wasn't | :18:36. | :18:41. | |
that good. You are better at running. For sure. Here is the | :18:41. | :18:46. | |
other thing, you are a twin? Yes. have a picture of you and your twin | :18:46. | :18:53. | |
brother has an. I was hoping he was going to be massive and fat! The | :18:54. | :18:59. | |
lazy one. What does that do to - because the three of us can look | :18:59. | :19:05. | |
the you and think, well, Mo is genetically different, he's pre- | :19:05. | :19:10. | |
disposed to be able to run like that, but Hassan is genetically | :19:10. | :19:18. | |
exactly the same as you. Is he lazy? He smokes 40 fashion a -- | :19:18. | :19:22. | |
fags a day. Presumably he is thrilled for you. He is happy for | :19:22. | :19:27. | |
me, but we live two different lives. You know what you could do, you | :19:27. | :19:33. | |
know the 13 mile mark, Hassan could slip in. That's going to be a good | :19:34. | :19:43. | |
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look. Super Saturday was the 4th August and now, you weren't | :19:44. | :19:53. | |
watching, were you Gwyneth? I was not watching. What were you doing? | :19:53. | :20:00. | |
I was in New York and I just was just shit and forgot to watch. I | :20:00. | :20:10. | |
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missed it. 4th August is my birthday. I actually booked a | :20:17. | :20:22. | |
Michelin starred restaurant and at 5.00 cancelled it to watch the race | :20:22. | :20:29. | |
at home. I was on my feet, go on son and he still came fifth, the | :20:29. | :20:36. | |
Bulgarian bloke, �20 on him! you Mo, it is such an enormous | :20:36. | :20:42. | |
event in anybody's life. Are you still on a high from that? At that | :20:42. | :20:46. | |
point, it's just something you train so hard for so many years and | :20:46. | :20:51. | |
to get it right was amazing for me. To have the crowd behind you is | :20:51. | :20:59. | |
amazing. I know, no commuting, it's easy to get to. Zone 3, it's handy. | :21:00. | :21:08. | |
I see what you mean, Mo. In those famous images of you winning the | :21:08. | :21:15. | |
race. You look so surprised, you look like no-one ever mentioned you | :21:15. | :21:21. | |
were quite good at running before. Really, everyone? It's incredible. | :21:21. | :21:31. | |
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I am sure you have all seen these, it's become familiar, Mo running | :21:34. | :21:43. | |
away from a bear, running away from the bulls. And finally this is my | :21:43. | :21:53. | |
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Lee Mack, you are back on our televisions, a new series of Not | :21:56. | :22:03. | |
Going Out. Series six. A sit come on BBC One. This series is | :22:03. | :22:09. | |
different, Tim Vine is gone. It was the two of you, your show. Yes. | :22:09. | :22:14. | |
it difficult to write him out? decided we were going to do a big | :22:14. | :22:19. | |
thing where we wrote him out of four episodes and I thought I can't | :22:19. | :22:25. | |
be asked, the Olympics is on, so we cut him out in the first five | :22:25. | :22:31. | |
minutes of the first episode. He's old news now. You haven't seen it, | :22:31. | :22:36. | |
sow don't know. It's very good. There is a will they won't they | :22:36. | :22:42. | |
with Lee and this character Lucy. But this series, we finally find | :22:42. | :22:48. | |
out. We couldn't make our minds up so filmed two different endings. We | :22:48. | :22:54. | |
can't decide which way - we have decided now. But right to the wire | :22:54. | :22:59. | |
of handing in the tapes. How does it work, did they do that thing of | :22:59. | :23:03. | |
audience testing it or did you just decide yourselves? We watched them | :23:03. | :23:09. | |
back and decided which way to go, whether I want to move it on to a | :23:09. | :23:13. | |
family sit com, married kids or whether we want to keep it as it is | :23:13. | :23:19. | |
for a while. You are wondering which way we have gone, aren't you | :23:19. | :23:29. | |
Gwyneth. I am. You will have to tune in. You don't want to change | :23:29. | :23:35. | |
the format. Shall we vote. You have to watch it first. We are about to | :23:35. | :23:43. | |
watch a bit of it. This is an exclusive clip from next week's | :23:43. | :23:49. | |
episode. Hello, Wendy. Hello, have you got | :23:49. | :23:59. | |
:23:59. | :24:01. | ||
five minutes. Won't once be enough? That was a joke about being bad at | :24:01. | :24:08. | |
sex. Not you, I mean, me. I am sure you are very good at it. You are | :24:08. | :24:14. | |
like the shopkeeper from Mr Ben. If you are looking for Lucy she is at | :24:14. | :24:24. | |
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the conference. I know. Greta Garbo's nipples were made of spam. | :24:28. | :24:35. | |
You didn't see that one coming, did you. That's true, I looked it up on | :24:35. | :24:40. | |
Wikipedia. Who could go out when you could stay home and make all | :24:40. | :24:45. | |
the delicious recipes in Gwyneth's new book. I believe you really cook | :24:45. | :24:55. | |
these things? I do. You are not just the celebrity face of this | :24:55. | :25:03. | |
why would I bother? Money. There's no money in that. The first book, | :25:03. | :25:07. | |
which I have and I have cooked things from it, that potato cake | :25:07. | :25:11. | |
delicious, but I feel some of the delicious potato, that wouldn't be | :25:11. | :25:18. | |
in this book now. The idea of this book was to make food as as | :25:18. | :25:24. | |
delicious as the first book but that bit healthier. No butter. | :25:24. | :25:28. | |
butter, no gluten. That is the elimination diet. It was inspired | :25:28. | :25:34. | |
by the elimination diet. I had some health things crop up and my doctor | :25:34. | :25:43. | |
had me go on the elimination diet. I didn't really, couldn't really | :25:43. | :25:48. | |
think of what to cook. So I started creating these recipes and I | :25:48. | :25:55. | |
thought why is it the people who want to lose a bit of weight or be | :25:55. | :25:59. | |
healthier have really tasteless food, it shouldn't be that way. | :25:59. | :26:03. | |
Some of the elimination things I get, no coffee, no alcohol, no | :26:03. | :26:09. | |
dairy, I resist, I have fallen at the first two hurdles, but no deep | :26:09. | :26:14. | |
water fish. Keep water fish have a lot of mercury in them so they are | :26:14. | :26:22. | |
not good to eat a lot. Am I the only person who doesn't know how | :26:22. | :26:26. | |
deep each individual fish swim. idiot. It is going to be hard at | :26:26. | :26:33. | |
the fish and chip shot. "How deep does that cod swim?" If you are at | :26:33. | :26:38. | |
the fish and chip shop, you are not doing the elimination diet. That's | :26:38. | :26:42. | |
true. APPLAUSE | :26:42. | :26:47. | |
Lots of delicious recipes, some of them, Gwyneth, I don't understand | :26:47. | :26:57. | |
:26:57. | :26:58. | ||
them. For instance, there is one here, for left over quinoa, who | :26:58. | :27:08. | |
doesn't finish their qinoa, how do you end up with leftover qinoa. | :27:08. | :27:13. | |
There's nothing left over, surely. That is a mystery. I will be | :27:13. | :27:18. | |
waiting sometime before I get to cook that. Plates licked clean | :27:18. | :27:28. | |
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There are lots of delicious things. Don't leave it at that, what is it, | :27:32. | :27:42. | |
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what is qinoa. It's like a cross between cous cous and cat litter. | :27:43. | :27:53. | |
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I'm not wrong. You haven't had my qinoa. Is it a wheat or something? | :27:58. | :28:04. | |
It's not wheat, it is its own grain, it is high in protein. As you eat | :28:04. | :28:10. | |
it, you believe that. It is one of those things, this is really good | :28:10. | :28:18. | |
for me. My version is really good. You served it with a fried egg on | :28:18. | :28:24. | |
top so I am thrilled. The photographs in the book are lovely. | :28:24. | :28:32. | |
But then some of the pictures, to illustrate avocado toast, I am note | :28:32. | :28:38. | |
sure that was the way -- I am not sure that is the way to go. It's | :28:38. | :28:44. | |
breakfast. Are you dreaming of avocado toast there?! Are you | :28:44. | :28:50. | |
allowed my personal favourite, the potted intole sandwich. Chicken and | :28:50. | :28:55. | |
mushroom, cheap white bread, plonk it in, squeeze it. Is that in your | :28:55. | :29:03. | |
book? I just threw up in my mouth. Is that when you remembered you | :29:03. | :29:09. | |
touched my testicles. On Sunday for the marathon, do you have special | :29:09. | :29:18. | |
food you will eat? The night before the race I will eat a lot of carbs | :29:18. | :29:21. | |
and I will each five or six hours before and won't eat anything we | :29:21. | :29:28. | |
have yirx are porridge, some toast, coffee, make sure I stay hydrated, | :29:28. | :29:34. | |
that is more important, but before the race, I will avoid affried | :29:34. | :29:44. | |
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stuff, mill milk. Not even a fried egg? With qi, oa? No, no fried egg. | :29:48. | :29:52. | |
I wonder what you would look like if somebody offered you a fried | :29:52. | :29:59. | |
egg! At home, because I imagine yourself and Chris, you are very | :30:00. | :30:04. | |
cosmopolitan couple. We have a vision of your life. But it seems | :30:04. | :30:12. | |
like you do the cooking, does Chris ever cook? He cooked twice. And | :30:12. | :30:17. | |
both times the fire brigade came. Are you serious? That is a true | :30:17. | :30:23. | |
story. What was he trying to cook? I don't know because the house was | :30:23. | :30:28. | |
full of smoke and the fire brigade turned up. The second time the fire | :30:28. | :30:35. | |
brigade must have been really unamused. The second time Chris | :30:35. | :30:39. | |
opened the door and the guy said "You have been cooking again, Chris | :30:39. | :30:44. | |
". You have two young children, so when you have a children's party or | :30:44. | :30:52. | |
something, do you do Rice Crispies and chocolate, please God say yes. | :30:52. | :30:56. | |
Of course, I do all the yummy cakes and food. I have heard you talking | :30:56. | :31:03. | |
about British children's parties and you have been dising them? | :31:03. | :31:10. | |
You dising our parties saying they were damp old church halls with | :31:10. | :31:19. | |
crappy sand wips. Am I right? If there is one area where you can | :31:19. | :31:24. | |
discern the difference between American and British culture it's | :31:24. | :31:33. | |
kids parties. Americans are over the top and too much food. | :31:33. | :31:42. | |
Americans eat too much food. and me live here, Lee, OK. I am | :31:42. | :31:48. | |
putting on a lot of weight, look at that, that was down there. When you | :31:48. | :31:54. | |
are here... I live here. Do you have to try and purposely make your | :31:54. | :31:59. | |
children's parties crap? No. I think it is hilarious, you can go | :31:59. | :32:04. | |
to the richest man in London's kids' party and it is in a church | :32:04. | :32:10. | |
basement with some sort of weird creepy kids performer, entertainer | :32:10. | :32:16. | |
type person. Aren't you planning a kids party at the moment. Yes. It | :32:16. | :32:21. | |
was Moses birthday but we are having his party soon. The plan | :32:21. | :32:29. | |
something extensive. I am going to be the ugliest American of all time. | :32:29. | :32:35. | |
Are you having a petting zoo? might have a petting zoo Does it | :32:35. | :32:41. | |
come on the back of a van? It does. What do you get? You get like | :32:41. | :32:49. | |
bunnies and all kinds of things. you get a sheep? That is your kid's | :32:49. | :32:57. | |
party. Did you say Graham kid's party. You really don't know who he | :32:57. | :33:06. | |
is, do you. How old is your stepdaughter? She is seven. Have | :33:06. | :33:13. | |
you been to sports days now at school? Yes. Have you been in the | :33:13. | :33:21. | |
fathers' race. The fathers must must be like oh God here he comes. | :33:21. | :33:28. | |
He probably stops half way. Is it true that you and your brother | :33:28. | :33:38. | |
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can't cross your legs? I cannot cross my legs. When I was at school | :33:41. | :33:47. | |
in assembly, I used to sit like this, I can't cross my legs. But I | :33:47. | :33:57. | |
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Those a �1 billion knees. I can't cross my legs, because you know | :34:03. | :34:07. | |
that big testicle hanging down, it's like that, let me show you | :34:07. | :34:16. | |
again! It is time for music. This | :34:16. | :34:20. | |
Manchester duo have sold two million records, one of my | :34:20. | :34:24. | |
favourites bands. I am thrilled to have them back. Performing their | :34:24. | :34:34. | |
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new single Blind, please welcome # Since the day I left you, I hear | :34:42. | :34:48. | |
your voice in every sound # Since the day I left you I see | :34:48. | :34:56. | |
your face in every crowd # It won't go away! | :34:56. | :35:05. | |
# But every time I feel you're near I close my eyes and turn to stone | :35:05. | :35:12. | |
stone # Cause now the only thing I fear | :35:12. | :35:19. | |
is seeing you better off alone # Yeah | :35:19. | :35:23. | |
# Cut out my eyes and leave me blind | :35:23. | :35:33. | |
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# Cut out my eyes # And leave me blind | :35:36. | :35:46. | |
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# With the weight of the world upon me I can't hold my head up high | :35:54. | :36:01. | |
# Oh way oh way oh # So if you see me on the streets | :36:01. | :36:11. | |
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turn away and walk on by # Cause after the beauty we've | :36:12. | :36:16. | |
destroyed # I am cascading through the void | :36:16. | :36:26. | |
:36:26. | :36:33. | ||
# I know time my heart will mend # I don't care if I never see again | :36:33. | :36:39. | |
# Cut out my eyes # And leave me blind | :36:39. | :36:46. | |
# Cut out my eyes # And leave me blind | :36:46. | :36:54. | |
# Girl, I told you, after all we've been through | :36:54. | :37:03. | |
# I don't one that be by myself # Girl, I told you that it would | :37:03. | :37:13. | |
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tear me in two # If I see you with someone else | :37:17. | :37:22. | |
# Cut out my eyes # And leave me blind | :37:22. | :37:32. | |
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# Cut out my eyes APPLAUSE | :37:57. | :38:02. | |
Hurts! Come and join me. | :38:02. | :38:12. | |
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Beautiful. How are you? Nice to see I noticed you kept the gloves on | :38:16. | :38:23. | |
for the shake. I have very, very dirty hands. Now you tell me. | :38:23. | :38:29. | |
last time I saw you, you had an eye mask on. Yes, I had an injury, that | :38:29. | :38:34. | |
is it there, that is the scar. Last time I had to wear sunglasses to | :38:34. | :38:41. | |
hide the grotesque eye, which I did, I fell over. You were doing the | :38:41. | :38:46. | |
video for Blind. We were making a video for Blind, it is just a good | :38:46. | :38:51. | |
job it wasn't called bollocks. could have helped you out there. | :38:51. | :39:00. | |
That is the new single. It is out now. This album is Exile, it is in | :39:00. | :39:05. | |
my car. After you finished the the song, you were talking about what | :39:05. | :39:08. | |
you listen to when you train. You have an iPod in when you are | :39:08. | :39:14. | |
running. I listen to a lot. Sometimes when you are struggling | :39:14. | :39:20. | |
you want something with a beat, I listen to Dizzie Rascal. Do you | :39:20. | :39:29. | |
stop the music halfway? Just saying. People, you read things about | :39:29. | :39:32. | |
people and you think is that true. But I read you guys are so | :39:32. | :39:38. | |
concerned now about your look, and the style you have gone for, you | :39:38. | :39:43. | |
have thrown all your regular clothes away. So concerned, no, it | :39:43. | :39:47. | |
was to make things easy. You have cleared out your wardrobe. It means | :39:47. | :39:53. | |
you can get changed quickly and in the dark, which makes it easier. | :39:53. | :40:00. | |
You can't jog in a suit. You can. like to flirt with the gym, I walk | :40:00. | :40:06. | |
past it in these clothes. What is missing lads is a tie. I have the | :40:06. | :40:14. | |
one for you here, looing at that baby. Is that taped on? I don't | :40:14. | :40:19. | |
want another child stealing it, that is how I got it. Seriously, | :40:19. | :40:27. | |
you don't own any other clothes now? No. We didn't for a long time. | :40:27. | :40:31. | |
I have not had a pair of trainers for six years. I have trainers and | :40:31. | :40:41. | |
:40:41. | :40:43. | ||
a pair of shorts. You need at least one. If we do get a summer... | :40:43. | :40:53. | |
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It was lovely today Gwyneth. it? Grey and freezing cold is your | :40:55. | :41:01. | |
definition of summer. It was all right. You are on crack, it was not, | :41:01. | :41:06. | |
it was freezing and grey. Was it freezing and grey today? I was | :41:07. | :41:16. | |
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inside all day. You were hunting for qinoa. Before we go, time for a | :41:18. | :41:28. | |
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What is your name? Owen. You are from Ireland. Yes. County Kerry. | :41:36. | :41:43. | |
Which bit? North Kerry. Think it's grey here! | :41:44. | :41:48. | |
Do you live there? I live in Greenwich in London. What do you | :41:48. | :41:53. | |
do? I am a civil engineer. Clever. Off you go. | :41:53. | :42:00. | |
I was in Thailand with a mate and we decided we would head off on | :42:00. | :42:10. | |
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scooters one of the days and headed into the countryside. We were | :42:10. | :42:14. | |
getting hungry and we stopped off somewhere to get something to eat. | :42:14. | :42:20. | |
We saw a beer garden and there was a beer garden and restaurant. We | :42:20. | :42:24. | |
pulled over and went through the beer garden, they had those | :42:24. | :42:27. | |
canopies outside and went inside, small restaurant, a guy in the | :42:27. | :42:34. | |
corner drinking a beer and having his rice and beef and I asked the | :42:34. | :42:42. | |
waitress could I get a menu and she didn't speak English, so she gave | :42:43. | :42:47. | |
us the same food the guy had. She gave us the food and I was there, | :42:47. | :42:51. | |
can I have two beers please and she got frustrated with us and language | :42:51. | :42:56. | |
barrier was a problem. She headed outside and got her son or somebody | :42:56. | :43:00. | |
like that to come in and he had a bit of English. I explained to him, | :43:00. | :43:05. | |
I said can I get the menus and have two beers. The your man goes, this | :43:05. | :43:13. | |
is not a restaurant, this is somebody's house. Good story, you | :43:13. | :43:22. | |
can walk. Well done everybody. | :43:23. | :43:28. | |
Thank you to all my guests tonight, Hurts ladies and gentlemen. Lee | :43:28. | :43:36. |