Episode 20 The TV That Made Me


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TV. The magic box of delights.

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As kids, it showed us a million different worlds,

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all from our living room.

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So funny!

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That was state-of-the-art.

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Ah!

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I loved this.

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Each day, I'm going to journey

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through the wonderful world of telly...

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Cheers.

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..with one of our favourite celebrities...

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We're going into space.

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-It's just so silly.

-Oh, no!

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Yeah!

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..as they select the iconic TV moments...

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My God, this is the scene!

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Oh, dear!

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..that tell us the stories of their lives.

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I absolutely adored this.

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Some will make you laugh.

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SHE LAUGHS

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Don't watch the telly, Esther, watch me!

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Some will surprise.

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No way! Where did you find this?!

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Many will inspire.

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It used to transport us to places that we could only dream about.

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And others will move us.

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I am emotional now.

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Today, we look even more deeply.

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Why wouldn't you want to watch this?

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So come and watch with us as we rewind to the classic telly

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that helped shape those wide-eyed youngsters

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into the much-loved stars they are today.

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Welcome to The TV That Made Me.

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My guest today

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is a multi-award-winning sports presenter.

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It's the lovely Hazel Irvine. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Listen to that cheer. They like you.

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-How lovely to see you.

-Welcome.

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Hazel Irvine guided us through the London Olympics opening ceremony,

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an event watched by over 27 million people.

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She was the youngest-ever presenter of Grandstand,

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and the first female anchor at a men's golf major.

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The TV that made Hazel includes...

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a show that inspired her love of travel and languages...

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..and a Doctor who scared the young Hazel so much

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she hid behind the settee.

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We mustn't let them touch us, must we? No.

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How do we get out of here?

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Before we go any further...

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AS A COMMENTATOR: Yes, I'm here with Hazel

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and it's a wonderful honour for me to be chatting to you,

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sports broadcaster extraordinaire.

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How does it feel to be on the show with me, Brian Conley?

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It's fantastic, Brian.

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Look at that. Goodness, yes.

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That's much better.

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I've always thought with these lip microphones,

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it was not a great aid for television, was it?

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-No.

-You couldn't see half the face. But there you go.

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These are still the things that broadcast commentators use.

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When they commentate on the football?

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Lip microphones, they're called. Yeah, yeah.

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-Really?

-Major events, we still use them, yeah.

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-Yeah.

-Amazing, isn't it?

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Oh, yeah, settle back.

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-Yes, I will.

-Relax. Enjoy.

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Are you looking forward to it, a trip down memory lane?

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I'm looking forward to it because some of the...

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Some of the programmes I'm looking forward to seeing again

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because I won't have seen them since I was a kid

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and it's incredible how powerful these things were

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when you were a child and how much they've kind of influenced you

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as you grow up and I don't think you realise it

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until you start to look back a bit

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and you see what you were like then and what you're like now.

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It's quite frightening, actually.

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Did you watch much telly as a child?

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-Er...

-Was you allowed to?

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We were allowed to watch some television, yeah, um...

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But we had... We had a little, tiny, portable television set.

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-What, in the lounge?

-In the lounge. It was no bigger than, I think,

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maybe about 15 inches by 15 inches, really.

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And there are these massive things now that take up whole walls.

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Oh, yeah. It takes up a whole lounge.

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65 inch. There it is.

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Yeah, so that was what we used to watch.

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-Aw!

-Yeah.

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Well, today, we're going to watch a selection of classic TV shows

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but, before we do, let's have a little look at a young Hazel.

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Ooh!

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Hazel was born in St Andrews but grew up in Cardross,

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just west of Glasgow, with her mum, Nora, a ceramic artist,

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and her dad, Bill, a lecturer.

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She attended St Andrews University,

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and graduated with an art history degree.

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Her broadcasting career kicked off in the mid-'80s

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at a local Glasgow radio station,

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before she joined ITV to cover the 1988 Olympics in Seoul.

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She started at the BBC a few years later,

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and eventually took over David Vine's Ski Sunday duties,

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establishing herself as one of BBC Sport's main presenters.

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She's brought us golf, snooker, athletics

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and both Winter and Summer Olympics.

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And most recently, she returned to her homeland

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for Glasgow's 2014 Commonwealth Games.

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Does it take you back to... Just a different time, obviously?

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Yeah. It's the hair, isn't it? You always...

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It's the hair that always you think, "Oh, no, what was I doing?"

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But I'm a sort of child of the '80s in terms of my fashion sense,

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with the big shoulders and the feathery haircut

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and all that sort of stuff.

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I want to start with your earliest TV memory now, Hazel.

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This is a huge sporting event that shaped your whole life.

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The 1972 Olympics.

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-There he is.

-The man himself.

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This is, of course, Mark Spitz.

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Mark Spitz. The moustachioed wonder kid.

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Look at him.

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Look at the Stars and Stripes trunks.

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Just this fantastic tall, lean, fit guy.

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He even had a concave stomach.

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And I was seven and he was probably the man that shaped...

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..where I am today in terms of my love of sport.

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Mark Spitz became an Olympic legend at the Munich Games,

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winning a then world-record seven gold medals.

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This is the butterfly.

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-Now, this is an absolute killer race.

-Yeah.

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He was a master at this particular stroke, but he was so elegant.

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-Leaps and bounds.

-Elegant.

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Not only did Spitz win seven golds,

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he also set a new world record time in each event.

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I remember being absolutely enchanted

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with the actual achievement of seven gold medals. Seven!

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Never been done. And it just captured my imagination.

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I remember going off to some of my little clubs and things -

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the Brownies and things after school -

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and everybody talking about Mark Spitz and the Olympics.

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I had a sticker book,

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and it had all the little logos of all the different sports

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and I was fascinated by everything,

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from swimming to Greco-Roman wrestling,

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and that was it for me.

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I wanted to be an athlete.

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I wanted something to do with the Olympics.

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It absolutely captivated me.

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So moving on to your home life now, Hazel.

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Tell me about your living room.

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-What was it like...

-Um, well...

-..when you were growing up?

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When I was growing up? In the '70s,

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didn't we all have low-slung sofas that kind of did your back in?

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You didn't so much sit on them as slouch on them.

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Yeah. I can't imagine you slouching!

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Yeah, I know, I know. I was a bit of a sloucher.

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Hazel doesn't slouch.

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I can imagine you just running while you're watching the TV.

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-Or playing a game of golf.

-No, it was a very small television.

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Oh, of course. I'd forgotten. Yeah.

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But it was a very happy house.

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I had a very, very happy childhood.

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I was very lucky. I still am very lucky to have a mum and dad,

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who've been so interested in my brother and myself,

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and, when you think back on all those times,

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what they are responsible for...

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Huge swathes of everything that I'm interested in, due to my folks.

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But my father was the one, for me,

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that informed my love of the outdoors,

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my love of sport, my love of adventure, my love of language,

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my love of geography,

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because his influence upon us informed all of those things.

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One of the absolute must-see television moments

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of any week was Holiday.

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So Holiday was on and it was the time of Anne Gregg,

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the lovely Anne Gregg.

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Here, Cliff Michelmore anchors the show

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and Anne Gregg is on location in Sicily.

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..for our next report on the island of Sicily.

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Look at the graphics! I love the way the...

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The graphics come in.

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Now, there's an awful lot of history crammed into that island,

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and Anne Gregg set off to discover some of it on a coach tour.

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Around 12 million Brits tuned into Holiday every week.

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2,500 years ago,

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the Greeks sailed across the Ionian Sea

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towards the craggy east coast of Sicily.

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They liked what they saw, dropped anchor

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and established a settlement called Naxos.

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I remember my dad saying, "We're going to go there."

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Giardini-Naxos. We stayed there.

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Isn't that amazing?

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There are so many interesting historical sites in Sicily.

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Agrigento is important because it was here

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that Greek civilisation had its heyday in Sicily.

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The town that was here then was called...

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The lovely Anne Gregg. This beautiful, elegant lady.

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And this was at the time when Spain was the package holiday place,

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and we'd been a couple of times,

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but he wanted to break out and do something different.

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When you look back on my early years,

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you will see that we didn't just go places.

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We didn't go and see something.

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We had to get to the top of it. We had to conquer everything!

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So when we went, from the earliest times,

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away in our little caravan into the Scottish Highlands,

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from the earliest years,

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there's my brother and my dad and myself -

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and my mum taking the pictures - somewhere up the top of a hill.

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And I remember, we went to Sicily and we went...

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made a beeline for Mount Etna.

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-Oh!

-Yes. Which was interesting.

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This was not with your caravan on the back?

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No, no caravan. We actually flew.

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-Happily, we didn't.

-OK.

-But he wanted to go and do this

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and my long-suffering mum,

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who was kind of inured to adventure by this point...

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"OK, I'll come."

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We went there and Etna was actually erupting.

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A side vent was erupting.

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-Really?

-It was kind of spewing out a little bit of lava,

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but they were still running tours to this lava flow.

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It was extraordinary, when you think about it.

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And about... Possibly about a foot and a half

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under the ground that we were standing on, ie the lava flow,

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was glowing hot and you were allowed on.

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With a guide, you were allowed to go.

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I was absolutely petrified, but totally fascinated by this.

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And there's pictures of us actually up there in this ramshackle old bus,

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along with other people,

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walking on this lava flow, and you can see there's...

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You can see there's smoke and steam coming out,

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not too far in front of us, and this was totally inspiring to me.

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I loved that whole thrill of adventure and I've travelled...

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I've had a real thirst for travel around the world

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and trying to communicate with people

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even when I can't speak their language,

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so thank you very much, Holiday,

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cos I'm sure it played a very significant part in all of that.

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Now for your next choice, Hazel.

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Let see what your must-see TV was back in the day.

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What have I chosen here?

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We Are The Champions ran as a series from 1973 to 1987,

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and was originally hosted

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by former Welsh national athletics coach Ron Pickering.

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The show visited schools around the country,

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pitting pupils against each other in various sporting contests.

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And this was effectively school sports given the Olympic treatment.

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I mean, how good... It just doesn't get any better than that!

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They brought all these wonderful Olympians and sports stars...

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Do you think the titles promised more than the show did?

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When I see it again, they promise a lot.

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We Are The Champions,

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a series of contests between two schools on a knockout basis.

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Don't have to be great athletes -

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everybody scores, everybody has a lot of fun.

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When you're seven or eight

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and the Olympics are coming to your school,

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oh, I longed for it to come to my primary school.

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-Really?

-I wanted to be a part of this.

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Everybody starts and finishes.

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Must finish with a hat on.

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What I loved about it...

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Hugely professional, Ron Pickering.

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He wasn't just a great broadcaster - he was an Olympic coach, as well.

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He was an athletics coach, so he knew exactly what he was doing.

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He treated it as a proper event.

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-It was great fun.

-Yeah.

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Hopping along a bench?

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Oh, that's death-defying!

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LAUGHTER

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When you see it now, it's just...

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It's just so daft, isn't it?

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But, oh, I loved all that stuff.

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You weren't the only one, Hazel.

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With the series running until 1987,

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then annual specials right up until 1995,

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We Are The Champions was a massive success.

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200 points to 100.

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It's Chalkstone by a nose.

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It was just innocent, good-fun telly.

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What would Hazel like to have won?

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Ooh, the 100 hurdles.

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-Really?

-Yes. I was a sprint hurdler.

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That was my thing, yeah.

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But I did huge amounts of sport. It was just something that we did.

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There was always something after school I was doing.

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It was gymnastics, it was athletics, it was swimming, it was everything.

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-Golf?

-Golf. I mean, golf, my absolute passion.

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But that was outside school.

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-Now?

-To this day, yeah.

-You love it?

-Love the golf, yeah.

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Are you any good at golf?

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I'm not bad. I'm not bad.

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Right, well I'd better go and get my putter, then.

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Oh, no!

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-Oh!

-So...

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-Oh, the putter. OK.

-I've got my putter.

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If you'd like to come and join me over here...

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My family did this in the front room.

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This is a wee blast from the past.

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There's our TV That Made Me mug, which I will place about there.

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Little crazy golf obstacles all over our floor

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and we used to play with a putter around the living room.

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-OK, all right.

-Just imagine you're on the 18th.

-OK. This is...

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There's no pressure here at all, Brian.

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This is to win the TV That Made Me Open.

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I'm not sure of the speed of the greens here.

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I've not had a practice putt, so I'll give it a go.

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Ooh, just kissed the cup.

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Kissed the cup! Not bad, right?

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Excuse me. My go.

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He's going to go closer - I can tell.

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Hazel, I'll let you commentate now.

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OK. Right, Brian.

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Is he going to face the right way?

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Well, that's a good start for Brian.

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Now, this is a man who had a handicap of, um...

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well, 108 until yesterday.

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I've got to get it straight.

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Which is unusual for a handicap,

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given that they don't start there.

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If I get this, Hazel, you're going to be so upset because you didn't.

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This is for the Claret Jug, Brian.

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Oh!

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Yeah! Oh, it bounced out. Give me that.

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-Give me that.

-Well done, mate.

-APPLAUSE

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Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.

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See, I've always been better at commentating

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than I have at playing it, that's for sure,

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but I still love my golf.

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I think you just cracked under pressure there.

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I must have done. Yeah, usually do. Competition.

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Now, Hazel, we're going to move on to your comedy hero.

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-Oh, right.

-Mm-hm.

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One of my favourites, as well.

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Is it? A legend. Yeah. Here he is.

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Dick Emery.

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An Englishman's home is his castle

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but due to the population explosion,

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even castles are getting overcrowded these days.

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The Dick Emery Show ran from 1963 to 1981.

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In this episode, Gordon Clyde is interviewing locals

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on the housing shortage.

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Cue Emery's hilarious comedy portrayal

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of larger-than-life characters.

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-LAUGHTER

-Excuse me, sir.

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Oh, hello, honky-tonk. How are you?

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-Very well, thank you.

-Nice to see you.

-Thank you.

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-I'm asking people about housing.

-Oh, yes?

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Is that how people dress in Scotland?

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LAUGHTER

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Only on a special occasion, Brian, obviously.

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Tell me, do you have a house of your own?

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Well, not really. I share one with five other fellas.

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-LAUGHTER

-We call it Henry VIII Cottage.

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Really? Why's that?

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Cos there's six old queens living there.

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LAUGHTER

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There were some fantastic writers who were part of this, weren't they?

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I mean, wasn't Mel Brooks part of it?

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-That's right, yeah.

-Oh, dear.

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-There were so many characters that he came up with.

-I know.

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A man of many faces and characters, wasn't he?

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It was Mandy. "You are awful but I like you."

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-"Oh, you are awful but I like you."

-That was the one that everybody did.

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Everybody did it at school, didn't they?

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-Here we go.

-Here she is.

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Emery had a clutch of characters,

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from the vicar to the bovver boy

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and, of course, the busty blonde bombshell, Mandy.

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Oh, well, it's no problem to me

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because my uncle's just left me two 14-roomed houses

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and I'm thinking of selling them.

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Well, you are lucky to have a couple of big ones like that.

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-LAUGHTER

-Pardon?

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Well, there must be a lot of people dying to get their hands on them.

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Oh, you are awful.

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But I like you!

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Total nonsense and just daft but, to be fair, Dick Emery...

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I think he spawned a whole new generation of sketch shows.

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I liked The Goodies, as well,

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that sort of anarchic nonsense, as well.

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But I also liked Kenny Everett.

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I'm a child of the time in that regard.

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That's what was in front of us and that's the stuff we enjoyed.

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We've talked about the telly that made you laugh,

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-but what about the telly that made you scared?

-Oh, yes.

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One programme in particular, Hazel.

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Yes. Yes, I'm bristling at the thought.

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Well, Doctor Who was something we used to watch all the time.

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It was usually a Saturday night, about tea-time, I reckon.

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But there was one episode and one thing...

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And I think it was probably when I was about seven or eight,

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and it was called The Green Death.

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There were fluorescent green...

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What would you call them?

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..slugs, that bit you, and when they did,

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they inflicted upon you the Green Death -

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a long, slow, tortuous death

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in which you became green, fluorescent and died.

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And we would watch it from behind the sofa, my brother and I,

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petrified of it all.

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Are you... Are you up for it now?

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Are you sure this is wise?

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Hazel...The Green Death.

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Doctor, here, quickly!

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In this episode from 1973, the Doctor, played by Jon Pertwee,

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with Jo Grant, played by Katy Manning,

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are trying to escape the Green Death.

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-SHE GASPS

-Look at that!

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Oh, my word!

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Look at that. How terrifying is that?

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That is menacing, you know?

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You wouldn't be able to run away from them, would you.

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Ooh, look at them wriggling! Oh, they had teeth.

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-Look, they did have teeth.

-Urgh!

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There's no way out.

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Nil desperandum, Jo.

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Doctor, those things crawling around in that green stuff.

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You saw what happened to the others.

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We mustn't let them touch us, must we?

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Now, how do we get out of here?

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Jon Pertwee, eh?

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Isn't amazing how things trigger fears and insecurities?

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I've never been all that fond of creepy crawlies

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and I'm just wondering whether...

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-Oh, right.

-Whether it was Doctor Who that did it.

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Hazel, in the words of Monty Python,

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-and now for something completely different.

-Oh!

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THEME TUNE STARTS HAZEL LAUGHS

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Cagney & Lacey.

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Oh, yes. There they are!

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Brilliant! Sharon Gless, Tyne Daly.

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Two feisty ladies.

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For 125 episodes throughout the '80s,

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these amazing ladies kept us entertained.

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I love the titles, by the way. Look at this. They just...

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They just got on so well as characters

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but also, apparently, in real life as well,

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they're very good friends. I loved this bit. She's...

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Yeah, I would probably have been looking in at that coat as well.

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But I just love the fact that they were ordinary women

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doing a kind of extraordinary job.

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You have to put it in the context

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that all of the detective shows at the time...

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We had Starsky & Hutch and we had The Professionals.

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It was all real red-blooded, male machismo stuff, wasn't it?

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You didn't see any women in there, especially doing that,

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running through a train carriage with guns

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and all that sort of stuff.

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I loved that - the fact they were

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just so totally nonplussed by that bloke at the end.

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Fantastic. "Just get a life!"

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I just loved that.

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And this is great.

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Their boss is good.

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"Get back to work."

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Brilliant!

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I never figured out how come Mad happened to see our car

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the day he told us about the drug buy.

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Central to the series was the relationship these detectives

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had with their boss, Lieutenant Samuels,

0:20:090:20:12

and with each other.

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Not only was Cagney & Lacey a brilliant cop show,

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but it often explored personal and emotional issues, too,

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which set it apart from similar shows.

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Well, sir, in fairness, the shoulder did feel better.

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Go get it.

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I loved Sharon Gless because she was so vulnerable, wasn't she?

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She played this really tough, hard-nosed woman

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but she was so emotionally vulnerable,

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and she really wanted what Tyne Daly's character had.

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She really yearned for kids and a family,

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and this programme tackled a lot of social issues

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that we weren't really used to seeing.

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You know, women who want it all -

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they want motherhood and they want a career.

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And it tackled alcoholism and it tackled breast cancer, actually.

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So there were so many things it addressed from a female perspective

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that had never really been discussed on national television.

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So it was a very influential piece of television.

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-Mm.

-And of its time, yeah.

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And something that influenced you.

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I guess, subliminally.

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I didn't make decisions on the basis of watching Cagney & Lacey...

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-No, no.

-But it was...

-Didn't go around killing anyone.

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And I didn't come the tough guy.

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But you have to put yourself back to about 1986,

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when I was coming out of university,

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cos that was the year that Maradona's hand of God

0:21:270:21:29

put out England in the World Cup. Fergie married Prince Andrew.

0:21:290:21:32

The M25 was opened.

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That was a long, long time ago, but that's where we were in those days.

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There weren't really that many female role models on television

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and the sort of dual-gender sports broadcasting world

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that we are now was not the same then.

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I remember being asked numerous questions

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when I first went into television.

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"What's it like being a woman in a man's world?"

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I got this constantly -

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"Woman in a man's world, woman in a man's world."

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Eventually, I got so sick of even trying to tackle the subject,

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for years, I never even talked about it, I just got on and did the job.

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But if someone asks me that question now, I'm not.

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I'm no longer a woman in a man's world

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because I am surrounded by so many other female broadcasters in sport.

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So we are in a completely different time,

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so Cagney & Lacey, to me, kind of sums up why it was unusual

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to see women in such high-profile roles on the telly,

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and that's the kind of essence of it.

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Now it's time to look at the beginnings of your own TV career.

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-Kind of dreading this one.

-Why do you cringe?

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-Why?

-Well, you'll probably see why I...

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Oh, no, I'm just about to cringe.

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Scotsport was the world's longest-running sports show

0:22:480:22:52

and gave Hazel her big TV break.

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The cup final is undoubtedly the highlight...

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Oh, look at that. Look at the shoulder pads!

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..a very long and hard season in Scotland.

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You look like you've got someone else in jacket with you, don't you?

0:23:010:23:03

LAUGHTER

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I was the first woman that had ever worked as a mainstream presenter

0:23:050:23:10

of a sports programme, and particularly a football programme.

0:23:100:23:15

There was nobody else doing it in Great Britain. And we had a ball,

0:23:150:23:18

we had a fantastic time.

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For one ex-Celtic player and manager,

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his work is only just beginning.

0:23:220:23:24

The small town of Lillestrom is situated

0:23:240:23:27

some 20km from the Norwegian capital...

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Oh, Lillestrom! This is the first foreign report I ever did.

0:23:300:23:34

And it's where David Hay is now living and working

0:23:340:23:36

as the manager of the town's local football team,

0:23:360:23:39

Lillestrom Sporting Club.

0:23:390:23:41

Happy days and happy times.

0:23:410:23:43

And a good learning curve for you?

0:23:430:23:45

A huge learning curve, yeah.

0:23:450:23:47

Our producer was a guy called Andy Melvin,

0:23:470:23:49

who kind of thrashed journalistic discipline into me

0:23:490:23:52

and taught me an awful lot of lessons about football

0:23:520:23:56

and about the vocabulary

0:23:560:23:58

and about the journalistic way of writing your scripts

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and doing so quickly and under pressure.

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And, in between all this,

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I was asked to audition for ITV's Olympics of 1988.

0:24:050:24:10

So I worked alongside the great Dickie Davies.

0:24:100:24:13

-Oh, wow.

-Which was an extraordinary thing.

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When you think about it, and I'm sure everybody remembers Dickie

0:24:150:24:18

and I didn't realise, I was so young, he was practically

0:24:180:24:20

holding my hand the whole time. He was looking out for me.

0:24:200:24:23

When I think back on that, how generous was that?

0:24:230:24:26

A senior broadcaster, who had been in the game for an awful long time,

0:24:260:24:30

actually taking pleasure in the fact

0:24:300:24:33

that I'd learned something under his watch. So, thank you, Dickie.

0:24:330:24:36

So, proudest moment, then?

0:24:360:24:38

Proudest moment...

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Well, I guess it all comes together for me at the London 2012 Olympics,

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as it did for so many other people

0:24:440:24:46

and probably for everybody here today

0:24:460:24:48

and a lot of people watching at home.

0:24:480:24:49

It was the absolute culmination of everything that my career

0:24:490:24:54

-and indeed my interest in life had been building towards.

-Mm-hm.

0:24:540:24:59

I was given the nod to do the commentary alongside Huw Edwards

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at the 2012 Olympic opening ceremony.

0:25:020:25:04

Oh, wow.

0:25:040:25:06

And it was one of the most terrifying, wonderful experiences

0:25:060:25:10

of my whole life, as you'd imagine.

0:25:100:25:12

And whilst obviously Huw has the gravitas and the news journalism

0:25:120:25:19

and the background for that, I was there to help, er...

0:25:190:25:23

bring to life some of the sporting aspects of the ceremony

0:25:230:25:26

and to be a part of it too. That night for me, it was... Oh!

0:25:260:25:30

I've done, what, 13 Olympics now but that was the 12th one,

0:25:300:25:33

and for me to have done masses and masses of research -

0:25:330:25:37

there's 205 nations -

0:25:370:25:39

Trying to find out about all the nations coming in,

0:25:390:25:41

having something to say about their stars, their history,

0:25:410:25:44

their interests and, again, it's the geography.

0:25:440:25:47

It's all of - my interest in language - it's all coming together.

0:25:470:25:50

I remember enjoying it so vividly and the images and the music

0:25:500:25:55

and the noises and the smells.

0:25:550:25:58

It will stay with me forever.

0:25:580:26:00

It was a brilliant, brilliant moment.

0:26:000:26:02

So, Hazel, what do you enjoy watching currently, at the moment?

0:26:080:26:11

Besides your sport, how do you switch off?

0:26:110:26:15

Yeah, I'm a real Scandi-noir girl.

0:26:150:26:18

I love Scandic-noir.

0:26:180:26:19

All the stuff that's coming out of Denmark and Sweden.

0:26:190:26:22

The Bridge - brilliant, it's a Danish/Swedish collaboration.

0:26:220:26:25

And The Killing was one of my favourites as well,

0:26:250:26:29

and also Borgen from Denmark as well.

0:26:290:26:32

Which is a kind of West Wing in Denmark.

0:26:320:26:34

Very clever, beautifully acted and so I love all that.

0:26:340:26:38

I think it's really great.

0:26:380:26:40

-My kind of guilty pleasure, Brian, would be...

-Go on.

0:26:400:26:43

..The Apprentice.

0:26:430:26:45

-Ah, The Apprentice.

-Yeah.

0:26:450:26:46

-And the reason is...

-You're fired.

0:26:460:26:48

Well, yeah, all that.

0:26:480:26:50

I think you sign up for that, you know what you're signing up for.

0:26:500:26:54

These guys all know what they're in for,

0:26:540:26:57

and I know there's a lot of shouting and bawling

0:26:570:26:59

and having a go at one another, but is a bit of a guilty pleasure.

0:26:590:27:03

I'm forced to watch it on my own

0:27:030:27:04

because the rest of my family won't watch it with me.

0:27:040:27:07

So it is a sort of secret guilty pleasure.

0:27:070:27:09

So have you gone full circle and now you're back in the kitchen,

0:27:090:27:12

watching it on a very small little screen?

0:27:120:27:14

Yes, that's the one thing

0:27:140:27:15

I allow myself on my laptop to sit and watch.

0:27:150:27:18

So we give our guests the opportunity now to pick a theme tune

0:27:180:27:21

-for us to play out on.

-Oh, right.

0:27:210:27:23

What's it going to be?

0:27:230:27:25

-Well, I think there's really only one.

-Mm-hm?

0:27:250:27:27

And it's got to be Grandstand, hasn't it?

0:27:270:27:29

HE GASPS

0:27:290:27:30

I love... Look, it's got a gasp from our audience here.

0:27:300:27:32

-Well, it's kind of dear departed, really.

-Yeah.

0:27:320:27:35

But it was a programme that was so influential

0:27:350:27:38

in my upbringing because it had all the best bits and Final Score

0:27:380:27:41

and you watched it every Saturday, you couldn't miss it.

0:27:410:27:44

To have had the opportunity to present it for 15 years or so

0:27:440:27:47

was a real honour. I count myself very lucky to have done it.

0:27:470:27:51

Well, it's been a real honour having you with us.

0:27:510:27:53

Thank you very much, Brian. Thank you so much for having me.

0:27:530:27:56

-It's been great.

-Thank you.

-Pleasure, thank you.

0:27:560:27:58

-My thanks to Hazel.

-Thank you.

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And my thanks to you for watching The TV That Made Me.

0:27:590:28:02

-We'll see you next time, bye-bye.

-Bye-bye.

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