Super Cars Top Gear USA

We go car shopping for one of the most famous people in America.

-Go!

-But which one of our convertibles will he choose?

-Go! Go!

SHE SCREAMS

It's really windy.

When a celebrity goes shopping for a new car,

he doesn't drive to a dealership and look around the lot.

He has the cars brought to him.

One of the biggest dealers in New England had asked us

to drive three high end cars from his lot

to a client 200 miles away in New York City.

We chose our favourites and met up in Massachusetts.

It may be a little hard to get out of but when money is no object,

is there a better car in the world

than the Lamborghini Murcielago roadster?

If you look up exotic in the dictionary,

there are no words, just a picture of this car slathered over the page.

At just over 420,000, it's the perfect car for a celebrity.

-HE LAUGHS

-Oh. Yeah. Yeah.

Bentley Continental GTC, my friend.

How is it that even when you get a new car, it is still old or for old people?

-This isn't old. This is iconic.

-I mean, who would drive this?

-Bob Hope?

-Kobe Bryant has one of these, Kim Kardashian has one,

-Mike Tyson has one of these.

-Any people that I would care about?

When does your new CD drop?

So, yeah. This is very popular with rappers because they have incredible taste and style.

Because when you think about taste and class, it's Ludacris.

Luda doesn't own one but 50 Cent does, Young Jeezy.

-And look at the craftsmanship!

-Don't touch that.

-Wow.

-Seriously, don't touch that.

-Is this duct tape?

-That's like 25 grand, man.

-25 grand for that?

-Yeah. I mean, this is just style. This is panache.

Here comes panache now.

-HONKS HORN

-The horn is so weak!

HE LAUGHS

Wow, you went German. I'm stunned.

Behold, gentlemen.

Incognito supercar. The Porsche Turbo S Cabriolet.

-The incognito...

-Supercar.

Celebrities are always in the spotlight

so why would you need to show off with that?

This is for somebody who actually enjoys driving.

These are for celebrities. This is common, my friend.

A 911?

They're grocery-getters!

This grocery-getter is faster than this 400,000....

-Oh, is that true? How fast does it go?

-2.7 zero to 60.

-What's your top speed?

-196.

-Oh, really? 205!

How fast will it go with the top on?

100. It says don't go more than that because it will blow off.

Our three convertibles were completely different.

Old, lame and just right.

To help figure out which would be the best for our buyer,

we'd be doing a series of challenges on our way to New York.

We were heading to our first challenge in Kingston, New York.

I was confident I got inside the celebrity mind

with my half-million dollar ego booster.

This could be the most impractical car in the world,

but are most celebrities practical? No.

This car shouts,

"Look at me, world. I've done something notable in some regard."

The Bentley is all about craftsmanship.

The leather in here is made from 11 different hides.

It's like a small herd has gone into the interior of this car.

That Porsche? Please.

That's a real-estate developer from Sacramento trying to convince girls

half his age that he was a Navy Seal and his wife doesn't understand him.

I think, for this car, I was kind of picturing like a Matt Damon.

Seinfeld has these already. He's in New York, Damon is in New York.

For a celebrity in New York, it just gets the job done.

George Clooney.

-Kobe Bryant.

-Justin Bieber. Bieber would love this thing.

Sir Elton John. The Queen of England.

Which I think is the same person.

Beyonce would love this car. You can even put a baby seat here.

It would be great if it was a Paris Hilton or a Lindsay Lohan.

Someone that makes questionable decisions would love this car.

We arrived for our first challenge, where we would also be

getting our first clue to who our mystery celebrity was.

All right.

Your celebrity client is a huge golf fan

and has been described as one of the most well-groomed stars in America.

To prove your supercar can haul ass to the golf course and keep

a celebrity camera-ready,

you will race a golf ball hit by a professional.

How you doing?

You must beat the ball 250 yards, wearing the contents of the box.

-Holy crap.

-Oh.

-It's a rat's nest.

-It's a hairpiece.

-Is it human?

-It's a toupe.

-Our celebrity wears a toupe?

-That could be anybody.

-Do you guys know how to take the tops down on your cars?

-Oh.

-Oh. Oh. It's one of those, huh?

-It's one of those!

-OK.

-One button. Be a button. Be just a button.

There it is.

-Ha-ha!

-I think that's that. That's how that works.

-Done.

Really?

HE GROANS

He knows his way around a '78 Volkswagen like nobody's business,

but get him round a 400,000 car...

It's like, it's like a tent.

-It's a nice, it's a nice airport, isn't it?

-Oh, oh.

I've got part of a side! I've got part of a side!

Well, it shouldn't be long now(!)

Oh, now it's beeping. Shut up.

Did you know that butterflies, on paper, shouldn't be able to fly?

-Really?

-Because they don't actually create lift. Bees either.

It's really easy, I just don't know the trick to it.

Is the instructions in Italian?

I could call my grandmother, she would read them to us.

TICKING

-You went to school for bugs?

-OH! Look how easy that was.

That took no time at all.

-You win.

-What are you going to do with that?

I don't know. I guess it folds up.

-Can I put this in your trunk?

-Hell, no.

I'm going to leave this in the grass for a minute.

I am sure that is how Lamborghini designed it.

-Just pull over and put it on the grass.

-It's fine.

Since Rut finished last, we made him go first.

This is it.

I'm in an Italian supercar, racing an American hitting a golfball

and I look like I'm Canadian.

-You know, the wig actually works with that car.

-It kinda does.

-Let's do it.

-OK, Rut. Here we go.

-In three, two, one, go!

-TYRES SQUEAL

Second gear, here we go.

-Straight at us.

-Yeah, that's not good.

Here we go! Oh, no! My hair!

Oh, damn it.

Oh, my gosh, that thing's fast. That's really fast.

But useless. He lost his hair. No good.

-Valiant try, my friend.

-I'll be honest, it was violent.

The suction is incredible.

-I thought I'd lost my shirt. You're up next.

-OK.

Look out for flying balls, fellas.

Look at this.

I feel like I'm mourning the loss of my husband

so I took the money and bought a Bentley.

"God, I miss Lou."

If any car will keep the hairpiece, it's the Bentley.

-That's what I think.

-But he won't get the golf ball.

-That's what this is all about.

-That thing doesn't have enough power.

-John, you ready?

-Ready.

-Wait a minute.

Bend your knees and follow through.

All right, Adam. Here we go.

In three, two, one, go!

Here it comes! Here it comes! Come on, come on, come on, come on!

Hair on! Hair on! Hair on! Here's the ball, here's the ball!

-Yes!

-RUT LAUGHS

-Wow!

-Ha-ha! I still got my hair!

Wow. It smoked him, didn't it?

I beat the ball, which is much more important.

You lost huge.

-Ball was gone.

-OK. All right. But my hair's on and I look good.

Yeah, but you're late.

Look, if you want to show up on time with your hair, get a Porsche.

-You forgot your hair!

-Take a good look at that.

-You're going to be wearing one of those in about five more years.

-Thanks.

Hey, it happens to a lot of guys.

-Not to me, but it happens to a lot of guys.

-Yeah. It's genetic.

I'd like the ball to beat Tanner and for him to lose his hair.

-Is that possible?

-I think so. I hope so.

OK, here's the deal.

This is one of the fastest production cars on the planet.

If Rutledge can beat that golf ball, then I can beat that golf ball.

The problem is keeping the wig on, so that's why I'm gonna bring

this up, which will block the air from coming in this direction.

This kind of fits, actually.

I used to have a hairdo like this when I was a ski bum in Vale,

except it was orange.

I tried to turn it blond with the whole hydrogen peroxide

in the toilet, but it didn't work out.

OK. We're good to go, John.

Oh, man. Pressure is on.

Here we go, Tanner. Three, two, one, go!

Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

-Where's the ball? Where's the ball?

-That thing is fast!

-Yeah!

-Was that a fist pump?

-Yeah. Girl power.

And the hair is still on!

TYRES SQUEAL

Why does he do this?

And he thinks he's not a show-off, for the record.

-Yeah.

-Yeah!

-You look like Danny Bonaduce from the Partridge Family.

-Yeah!

-What is this?

-Why did you put a windscreen up?

-Does yours not have one of those?

-No!

Well, that would mean that it's not suited for celebrity usage, I'm afraid.

However, you guys are clearly deflecting from the point.

Not only did I blow the doors off the golf ball, I also got there looking good.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

I got to be honest, that was so cool, outrunning the golf ball.

-Did you think it was possible?

-I had no idea we could do that. We.

-By we, you mean the two of us.

-Yes. I had no idea.

-Yeah, that was great.

I'm so happy for the both of you. I have to get you a card, I really do.

-It'd be nice.

-Let's figure out who the celebrity is. So what do we know?

-So far, we know that they like golf, they've got great hair.

-Oh!

I've got nothing.

Let's just hope that this next challenge tells us

more about who they might be.

So it was 1-0 for my 911.

Our next challenge was 30 miles away at a private racetrack.

The drive there was prime supercar territory.

Beautiful winding country roads, past picture perfect villages,

I was loving it.

Oh, yeah, now we are talking.

Rutledge's experience was different.

HE BURPS

Oh, boy. Daddy's getting a little bit nauseous on this road.

Oh, boy.

That Lamborghini rides like a mechanical bull.

I'm going to hurl.

Guys, I got to pull over for a minute.

-I'm about to throw up.

-Are you really?

-HE BURPS

-Oh, the manure.

HE LAUGHS

RETCHING Take a picture of me with the sheep.

Oh, God.

That smells so bad. Argh, come on!

-Son of a bitch, I don't want to get in here.

-You all right?

-I'm great, I'm just stretching.

-HE LAUGHS

Luckily for Rutledge, it was only a few miles to the racetrack,

where we'd be competing in our next challenge and getting another clue

to our celebrity's identity.

Look at that bank turn, that is awesome.

Your celebrity client requires a car that's easy to get in

-and out of and straightforward to drive.

-Ha-ha!

-You're out!

To find out which of your cars best meets these needs,

you'll each do two laps of the track.

However, one of those laps will be driven by a co-driver.

-Lowest combined time wins.

-Co-driver?

Guys.

-Oh, wow.

-Is that a Sit 'n' Scoot?

Wait, if these are our co-drivers,

does this mean our celebrity is really old?

I thought I smelled Bengay.

-They're talking about us.

-They can hear you.

-They can't hear us.

-They have hearing aids.

Turn those things up, it's like bionic.

-ALL: Hi, ladies.

-Hello.

-Whoa!

-You're ready to go, aren't you?

-Look at this daredevil.

-I'm Tanner.

-Hello, I'm Mary.

-I'm Ellie.

-Hi, Ellie. Nice to see ya.

-Have you been on a racetrack before?

-I can't say that I have.

-But you like to drive fast?

-I'd like to try it.

-Yeah?

I don't know how to ask this. Do you guys still drive?

-Absolutely!

-I do. I do. Absolutely.

-Look at that.

I notice... What? It's a fair question!

-Have you ever been in a Lamborghini?

-A who?

-OK, perfect.

-Who is it?

-I think we should go in the Porsche, Hetty.

-Which one is that?

-Mary, I think me and you should go in the Bentley.

-All right!

-Oh, my God.

-Hetty, let's go.

-Ellie?

-What?

-Beautiful, that leaves you and me.

-In what?

-We're going to go in the Lamborghini.

-The whom?

We had a few minutes before the race to get our co-drivers

acquainted with our cars.

Just watch your head on the door. Yes. OK.

-SHE SHOUTS

-Are you OK?

Whoa!

SHE LAUGHS

Oh, my goodness! Where's the ambulance?

-HIGH PITCH SCREAM

-No, you're fine.

-So we come in here high, so you slow in.

-And then you go fast.

-Balls out.

-Balls out. OK.

-Whoa, mamma!

-There ya go.

So this goes up a gear to the next gear and this goes down a gear.

-Did you hear that?

-Right.

-Now, does that have anything to do with the speed?

-Yeah.

The faster you go, the higher gear you go into.

It's the same, you have a gas pedal and a break pedal.

-Right.

-Is there a gas pedal?

-Yeah, yeah.

-Oh.

-Yeah, there's a gas pedal.

This speed is fine.

-This is 25mph.

-That's fine.

-OK.

We are going to have to race my friends and it's kind of important that I do well.

-What would seem really fast to you?

-30.

30. OK, let's do that.

Oh, there we are.

Training was over and it was time to race.

Adam was up first in his old man car with his old lady.

-They both look so nervous.

-Deer in the headlights.

-Why don't you step on the break.

-Oh. Wait a minute.

ENGINE REVS

-Oh.

-No, that's the gas. There's the break.

Three, two, one, go!

That's it, Mary! Get some, baby!

-There you go.

-Oh, my gosh!

-Did you see that, Ellie?

-OK.

-Up to the turn.

-OK.

-Here's the apex and accelerate out.

-Balls out!

-Balls out, baby!

-SHE LAUGHS That's it.

-Oh, Mary!

I think she found the bottom of the gas pedal, there.

-Whoa!

-Good job!

-Woo-hoo!

-TYRES SQUEAL

-I hear tyres squealing!

-What does that mean?

-That means that she is going to be faster than Adam.

-OK.

-Mary's lap was fast and she was enjoying herself.

Stop, stop, stop!

'But that was all about to change.'

-Oh, gosh.

-Go, go, go, go, go.

I'm OK. OK. You get in.

-Is he pushing?

-He just scooted her in.

TYRES SQUEAL

-Oh, no-one is safe.

-HIGH PITCHED SCREAM

This is not so good. This is too fast.

-We didn't practice like this, Adam! Stop!

-We're almost there, Mary.

Whoa!

If we scream, run. Don't second guess it, just run.

Let's flip your handles up, just in case.

-I want to see my grandchildren.

-You will. We'll go to them right now.

-One more turn and we're home. Don't worry.

-All right.

-Here he comes.

-Coming in hot!

-Coming in hot!

-MARY SCREAMS

TYRES SQUEAL

-Give me some, girl. Good job.

-We did it!

-Yes!

'I was up next and we had to beat Adam

'and Mary's time of two minutes and 50 seconds.'

OK, this is the break.

-Where's the gas pedal?

-It's on the right.

-Oh. Phht.

-You got it, right?

-I got it.

-OK. Time to beat is 2:50.

-2:50.

-You ready?

Three, two, one, go!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

We were on our way to New York City to deliver what we thought was

the perfect convertible for our mystery celebrity client.

Now, he or she was going to just choose one of these cars

and each challenge was supposed to give us a clue as to their identity.

And our latest challenge had to do with a racetrack and a grandmother.

Which is very confusing. Does that mean our celebrity is old or just likes old women?

-Could be Ashton Kutcher. He likes old ladies.

-True.

Why the Lamborghini?

Did you just take the most expensive car you could find?

No, that car's perfect for a celebrity.

It's over the top and you know what? Me and my granny will prove it

because we're going to beat both you guys on the track.

-Three, two, one, go!

-Full throttle!

And Hetty's off!

-Whoo!

-Keep going faster!

-Good, good!

-We may have underestimated Hetty!

-Wow!

The demon inside Hetty is coming out.

She is really, really going for it.

-Ellie, you don't have a heart condition, right?

-I have.

-Really?

-Yes.

-Get ready for your big moment on the straight.

And full throttle, right to the floor.

Foot all the way to the floor. All the way to the floor.

-Oh!

-Go, go, go! More than that!

Go, go, go, go! Faster! Faster! Faster!

-Listen to her!

-She's opening it up!

-OK, ready to break. And break.

Slow it down and stop.

Look at her. Good girl.

-Nice. Very nice.

-Come on out, nice and easy.

-I got it.

Be a gentleman. You be a gentleman.

'At the halfway point, our time was 1:50. I had some work to do.'

-Oh, my God!

-OK, I think you were very close there

but I think we might be just a little bit behind.

-Oh!

-I'm going to have to push, have to make it up.

TYRES SQUEAL

-Oh, my God.

-That's not the tyres, that's Hetty.

-Wow, this car is so fast.

-Watch that.

That's a good point.

-Doing good? You're doing OK, right?

-Yeah. Ooh!

-Oh, my God!

-THEY LAUGH

I'm glad I wasn't in that car!

That was great!

'With a time of two minutes 39 seconds,

'my Porsche was back in the lead.'

On paper, Rut's super-fast Lambo was the car to beat

but Rut was taking no chances in getting Ellie pumped.

-Just remember, we're going to go as fast...

-As I feel like.

-..as you feel comfortable.

-Yes, absolutely.

But just keep in mind, you see those two guys over there?

-Those are the knuckleheads I'm trying to beat.

-I know that.

-I could use a win here. OK?

-I hope so.

-Ready?

-Mm-hmm.

Three, two, one, go!

It's the big one on the right. Yeah, that's it.

A little more gas and we'll get...

To the right, to the right, to the right, to the right! To the right!

OK, perfect.

That is 22mph!

Whee! We are flying!

It sounds good. Listen, listen.

-I don't think it's out of first gear, though.

-Uh-oh.

-Are we gonna stay on the track?

-HE LAUGHS

That's 50! Look at you!

Look at you! 50mph!

-Here they come.

-Here she comes, here she comes!

And stop. Breaks, breaks, breaks! OK.

Come on, get out, Ellie! Hurry!

You're doing so great. Look at you! You don't need that Sit 'n' Scoot.

'At the changeover, there was still everything to play for.

-'This was going to be the Lambo's day.'

-How fast does he need to go?

He's got to do a nine second lap.

SHE SCREAMS

I'm sorry, I've just got to make up a little bit of time here.

HIGH PITCHED SCREAM

-Oh, I bet Hetty...

-Get ready.

Why, I ought to... That's enough!

Right, I'm getting out. Oh!

-Nice work, Rut.

-Bang up job.

Watch here. Bless your heart. Oh!

Here you go, Ellie.

-You guys are dropping that off for us.

-Just bringing your scooter.

-Did we or did we not have the time of our lives?

-The time of our lives.

-You had a long time of your life.

-How long?

-Three minutes and 49 seconds.

-So that means...

-The Porsche is the easiest supercar to drive.

-Granny power! Give me a hug, Hetty.

-How nice.

-And we came in second.

-Thank you very much.

-Bye.

-Take care.

-It's been a pleasure.

-You enjoy getting on with that scooter.

-Oh, thanks.

-Beautiful.

-Bye, Lamborghini.

-OK, then, let's go. Bye, Bentley.

-That's lovely.

We headed out and learned something new.

Whatever their age, there's no woman on earth that Tanner doesn't

feel the need to impress.

-Be still, my heart.

-Yes.

With two challenges done and a 2-0 lead,

my 911 was looking like the perfect choice for our mystery celebrity.

But as we headed to an address near Central Park,

we still didn't know for sure who our client was.

If our celebrity is Dennis Rodman, Rutledge wins.

If it's Dr Ruth, Adam wins.

Everything in between falls into the category of the Porsche Turbo.

I'm just playing the percentages here, that's all. It's just science.

Gentlemen, welcome to my town.

It's really windy.

-Put your head back down.

-It's really windy.

All right, Adam, maybe you should get in the front.

I'm not sure where we're headed.

Don't take the FDR.

They're working on the FDR. Don't go on the...

I'm already on the FDR. I'm committed.

SIREN SOUNDS

Where are we?

-I don't know. And Adam's not behind you?

-No.

I think Adam took a little New Yorker's shortcut.

Lost in New York City in a 400,000 car.

My Lambo was great at going fast and standing still

'but anything in between was proving to be a little more complicated.'

ENGINE STUTTERS

HE LAUGHS

-BLEEP

-violent!

I feel like I should put a piece of wood in your mouth so you don't bite your tongue off.

I may have made a mistake.

Driving this car in New York City may not be the best idea ever.

TYRES SQUEAL

-Clutch, clutch getting a little sore.

-Can't drive a stick?

No, I swear! It's automatic!

You don't have to explain yourself to strangers, it's cool.

Ah, it's hard to drive, there's pedestrians everywhere.

Oh, hello, dude on your bike. Oddly placed, there.

-Lamborghini!

-Look at that. Look at them yelling at the Lamborghini.

If you were a celebrity and you were on red carpets every day,

all day, would you really want to be in the spotlight in the car?

I'm in-cog-ni-to. It's perfect.

I just wish I knew where we were going. Adam's the New Yorker.

I'm following the California boy, here.

Oh, yeah, let's get in this lane.

Adam's driving style makes much more sense after driving in this city.

'I was the first to arrive at our meeting point.

'Something told me our celebrity client had made a few bucks. But where were the out-of-towners?'

Come on, Tanner. Come on, come on.

Hell, yes!

Three, two, one, go!

TYRES SQUEAL

HE LAUGHS

-We're going to jail.

-Oh, shit, that was awesome.

You can check that box on the Bucket List for doing

a burnout in Manhattan in a Lamborghini.

All right. I think we're getting close, here.

All right, turn in left.

Hey, Adam, it's here. I'm pulling up behind this car right now.

-How did you get here?

-I told you, don't take the FDR.

-I was on it.

-Don't take the FDR, they're working on it.

-It's Trump. Of course it's Trump.

-The hair and the grandma thing.

-Golf.

-Money. It all makes sense.

-It totally does.

Guys, guys. That's him.

Oh, my gosh, it's Donald Trump.

-He is so much taller than I thought he was.

-I smell bad.

I don't smell very good. Am I sweating?

Yes, you're sweating, it's terrible.

-Hello, fellas.

-Mr Trump, how are you, sir?

-Nice to see you. Rutledge Wood.

-Tanner Foust. Nice to meet you.

-Adam Ferrarra. Nice to meet you, Mr Trump.

We understand you're in the market for a new convertible

so we'd like to present our cars to you.

-Let me see what you have.

-Let's start right over here.

This exquisite machine is the Lamborghini Murcielago roadster.

632 horsepower, less than 200 made a year. Elegance, class.

-It's a beautiful car.

-I actually had one.

-You had one? Hm.

Very interesting.

OK, what do you have?

I know you weren't necessarily impressed with that,

but this is the 2011 Turbo S Cabriolet.

This is a driver's car. It's the quickest out of the bunch.

-0-60 in 2.7 seconds.

-What do you think? Come here a minute.

-Do you agree this is quicker than that?

-It is not, sir.

I don't want you to... I'm not saying he's a liar, but that's not true.

0-60 in 2.7 seconds.

-205mph.

-This only goes 196.

-But this is quicker?

-It's quicker, not faster.

-While the children are arguing, may I show you a man's car?

-Let's go.

Bentley Continental GTC.

This car combines luxury, prestige, with a racing heritage.

The interior is made by coachbuilders.

This car has plenty of ground clearance

so you won't be scraping anywhere, and it's also economical.

Out of the three of them, this one did the best on gas.

OK, I'll see you up in the office. Sound good?

-Thank you, fellas.

-Thanks, sir. Pleasure to meet you.

-See you later.

-We just got invited to the boardroom.

-We're going.

We're going to the boardroom!

-Come on, come on, come on, come on.

-Boardroom? Are you kidding me?

Pick your favourite. A Porsche, a Bentley or a Lamborghini?

-Hm, that's a hard one. Porsche.

-No, Lamborghini.

All right, it's time now for our Big Star Small Car.

Our star today is an actor, he's a singer and a Gulf War vet.

-Ladies and gentlemen, Jon Huertas.

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Welcome.

-Thank you very much. Thanks for having me.

-Are you ready to get out there and turn some laps?

-Yeah, I am.

We'll see you in the hanger when you're done. Good luck.

If I crash the car, do I have to pay for it?

The fastest time on our track so far is 1:41 by Patrick Warburton.

-Let's see if Jon can take him down.

-Come on, baby! Here we go.

That's a lot of speed into this first.

You've got to be brave to get through there.

Nice speed. Really technical turn, right there.

Cut this one nice and tight.

Now, this gets so complicated at the teardrop cos you've got to downshift,

you're breaking with your left foot, gas with your right.

This is where a lot of people lose it.

-BLEEP

-man!

Watch out for that bird!

Get up as much speed as you can here on the back stretch.

This next part is where you've got to get brave.

Wow, I'm going fast. This is crazy.

Push a lot of speed into this corner while you're turning into the left.

Wait, why'd I turn my windshield wipers on? This is ridiculous.

Windshield wipers obviously not going to help.

Look ahead, look ahead.

Third gear. Open it up. Flat out.

He's trying to remember all the stuff the Stig taught him.

Hold it, let the car rotate and he's across the line.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Come on up, Jon!

Jon Huertas. How you doing, man? Have a seat.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

So...how was it out on the track?

-It was a lot scarier than I thought it was going to be.

-Really?

-A Suzuki was scary?

-I'm not a racecar driver.

-I've decided that today.

-We'll get to your lap.

-Now, in high school, you were the man.

-I don't know if it's the man.

-Come on. You worked at Sears, right?

-LAUGHTER

Let me rephrase that. I don't mean that necessarily.

-And that made me the man.

-That meant you had money for a car.

It's true. I worked at Sears and I had a commission job, a sales job.

I was one of the rich kids in school without having rich parents.

I had like a, you know, I was able to buy my own car

and take girls out and pay for everything.

-What did you buy?

-A Volkswagen Jetta GLI. 16 valve.

-I love that car still.

-I crashed it doing 85mph.

How'd that turn out?

-Um, it hurt.

-LAUGHTER

In the military, you had kind of what I would call a dude phase.

You had a canary yellow Mustang GT.

Yeah. I had that car for many years.

You know, I brought it to LA with me,

had my Puerto Rican flag hanging on the mirror.

It was a fast, fast machine. It was a hot rod, muscle car.

Now, when you had that canary yellow Mustang GT,

did you ever get in any trouble with it or have any problems?

There was one time in LA.

A friend of mine,

we were going to a party and we were going to pick up another friend

and we were driving through Hollywood or up towards Hollywood.

We stopped at a stop light and up next to us

pulls this small Chevy Blazer pickup truck thing.

Pulls up next to us and the guy's wearing

-a full balaclava on his head, just the eyes showing.

-Ski mask.

I just happened to glance over and the guy's just staring at me.

LAUGHTER

And I'm like, "Look at this guy!"

Telling my friend, "Check this guy out."

My friend looks over at him, now he's staring at my friend.

The light turns green. I take off and the guy jumps in behind me.

I'm looking in my rear view mirror thinking, "This guy's crazy."

I see him reaching behind the seat of his vehicle

and pulls out a revolver, looks at it, puts it down here.

Pulls out another one, puts it down. "What the hell?"

So I speed up and go faster.

We think we've gotten away but I'm still flooring it

and we're coming out across Santa Monica Boulevard and right

when we come out, this bus just lays on the horn.

HE SHOUTS

The bus just barely misses us and we drive to my friend's house

and we're supposed to be picking him up and I'm like,

"We've got to take your car, man."

He's like, "Why?"

"Because we just got chased by some crazy maniac

"and he knows we have a yellow Mustang!"

Yeah. How many canary yellow Mustangs can there be?

-There wasn't many at that point.

-With a Puerto Rican flag.

-LAUGHTER

So how do you think your lap went?

Do you feel like it was pretty solid?

You know what, I'm not, I don't brag.

LAUGHTER

So I'm going to say it was probably fair.

When you say fair, where would fair be on this board to you?

Look, the network that I work for, I had to hold back.

LAUGHTER

-Oh, really?

-On Monday, I've got to go to work

and they heard about me doing this show and they said,

"Look. Don't open it up.

"We don't want anything to happen to you cos that track's got loose gravel on it."

I could've tumbled right off into the grass.

-People might think these are excuses you're throwing out.

-Money-maker.

Do you guys want to know what his time was?

CHEERING

Jon, you did it in...

one minute...

44.3!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Congratulations, man.

That's a good time.

-Jon Huertas, everybody.

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

The moment of truth had arrived and after a series of challenges,

we were ready to speed pitch to Donald.

-We're in the club, man.

-(Don't blow this for me.)

OK, gentlemen.

-So let's go.

-The Continental GT was made by Bentley.

Bentley has a racing heritage. It's a luxurious automobile,

it has everything you need.

I know you like to golf. You can fit two sets of golf clubs in the trunk.

The car also has a top speed of 194mph.

Let's say Warren Buffett pulls up to you at a light.

You can smoke him and still make your teatime.

Let me hear about the Lamborghini.

Sir, you're a man whose time is money

and when you need to get somewhere quickly,

I'd rather get there the fastest I can, looking the best I can

and the Lamborghini Murcielago roadster does that.

205mph.

On the assumption I have bags or clubs, where do I put them?

I've got to be honest, sir, I just don't believe...

-Does it have room for them?

-It doesn't, unless...

-The passenger seat?

-..you were to play miniature golf.

You could put them in the passenger seat.

You can even put a baby seat in the passenger seat.

OK, tell me about the Porsche.

Now the Porsche is the incognito supercar.

This is not the car that's going to be super flashy.

-Like I said, it's the quickest of the bunch.

-Not the fastest.

Not the fastest. But when you are going at speed

with the top off, it is the most comfortable.

You have to be camera ready when you get to where you're going.

This is a car that won't, you know, ah,

erm, disturb that.

-Erm, it also...

-What about the clubs?

-Passenger seat with a seatbelt.

-That's it?

Do you have any carry on luggage capacity in the Lamborghini?

I would say at least a briefcase, maybe two.

Keep in mind, it's a car so easy to drive that a grandmother,

an 86-year-old grandmother could drive it.

-The Bentley has plenty of luggage capacity.

-Yes.

The Bentley is the only car you will need.

Luggage capacity, it's comfortable, you can bring people with you.

Tanner is a racecar driver. He's a lonely man.

He doesn't need to have other people with him.

Lonely because he can't get women or he can't get a boyfriend?

-Is it women or a boyfriend?

-Women.

I think he prefers to only have one seat

and it only be there for a week or two.

-Thank you, fellas.

-ALL: Thank you.

-I've never been fired from a job before.

-I find that hard to believe.

This feels weird.

OK, gentlemen. So I saw three beautiful cars. Not bad.

I really do like all three cars.

I understand all three cars.

I've driven all three cars many, many times.

But I'm a pretty big guy, I'm six foot three.

So...

-I'm going to fire you.

-LOUD BANG

I'm going to fire you.

LOUD BANG

And Bentley, you're hired.

-Thank you, Mr Trump.

-Have a good time. Thank you, fellas.

-Thank you.

-It's a great honour. Thank you.

I just got fired by Donald Trump. This is the best day ever!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

What a lovely man.

I don't get starstruck often, but sitting in that boardroom, I was like a deer in headlights.

He was taller than I thought he was going to be

and he has excellent taste, because he chose the Bentley.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

I think, in a way, that I may have actually won

because I hit the nail on the head.

I chose something that he'd already bought for himself.

-Then he realised he'd made a mistake.

-And he sold it.

The Porsche should've won. I won the granny test, I won the golf test

-and it didn't make me puke.

-LAUGHTER

And the Bentley, as soon as Donald gets in there,

realises that he's just aged 20 years, he's going to call you up

and fire you, he's going to call me and rehire me.

-That's what's going to happen.

-Damn it! I didn't see that coming!

That's what's going to happen!

That's all we've got time for.

Thank you.

That is not what's going to happen.

That is not what's going to happen.

You know what's going to happen? We're going to do this all again.

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