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Buenos Aires, Argentina. London, England. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
Minsk, Belarus. These are all cities in the world, | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
but only one of them plays host to the mighty Total Wipeout obstacle course, | 0:00:08 | 0:00:13 | |
where 20 British men and women, including a fireman, a funeral director, | 0:00:13 | 0:00:18 | |
and a line dancing coach are about to put their brains and bodies to the test. One will win. | 0:00:18 | 0:00:24 | |
But far more entertaining will be the 19 who don't. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:28 | |
This is a Total Wipeout! | 0:00:28 | 0:00:29 | |
Let the games begin. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
Welcome once again and I'm afraid this is the last show in the series but don't cry for me, Argentina - | 0:00:35 | 0:00:42 | |
at least not until you've seen a few more plucky Brits bumping into things and falling over. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:47 | |
For one of those accident-prone contestants, there's a £10,000 prize. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:52 | |
Let's look at what they'll be falling off today. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
The Qualifier, that's gonna hurt. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
The Sweeper, that's really gonna hurt. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
Dizzy Dummies, that's really, really gonna hurt. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:05 | |
And finally, the Wipeout Zone. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:06 | |
That's gonna hurt, too, but at least someone wins. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:11 | |
The one bit everyone gets a go at is the Qualifier. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
For some of them, it's also the only bit they get a go at. Only 12 can progress to the next round. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:21 | |
Here's what they've got to beat. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
They're back, the Topple Towers. Never before have foam blocks been so terrifying. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:34 | |
Next, the Sucker Punch, otherwise known as the Muddy Swiv. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:39 | |
Then it's everyone's favourite, well, everyone but our contestants, it's the Big Balls. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:45 | |
And back by popular demand, again, excluding the contestants, | 0:01:45 | 0:01:51 | |
is the Leap of Faith. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:52 | |
Some people have said it's not my job to laugh at the contestants and they're right. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:59 | |
It's Amanda's job and she's on the course right now with the first of today's competitors. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:04 | |
I'm joined at the top of the Total Wipeout course by the beautiful Cassandra. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:09 | |
Is there anything you're not afraid of? | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
No, I'm a trained beautician. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
I'm hoping to get a free mud pack out there. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
-If you win, what would be your victory dance? -It would be... | 0:02:16 | 0:02:20 | |
MUSIC: "Can't Touch This" by MC HAMMER | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
# Can't touch this! # | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
You cannot touch that. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
-Good luck, Cassandra. -Thank you very much. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
# You can't touch that! # | 0:02:28 | 0:02:30 | |
Get ready to watch me rock and roll around this course. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:34 | |
-HORN BLOWS -Cassandra is from Broadstairs in Kent. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
She was a runner-up in Miss Broadstairs 2000. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
Will she achieve similar success today? | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
She's out of the water and on the move... | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
..ish. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:49 | |
Flapping her way round to the Topple Towers now. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:55 | |
OK... | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
D'oh! Here goes the mud pack. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:03 | |
# Can't touch this! # | 0:03:06 | 0:03:07 | |
Catches every contestant by surprise, this one. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
Gets more of a chin pack, right now. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
A very specific area she's targeting. Oh, dear! | 0:03:12 | 0:03:16 | |
Onto the Sucker Punch. Or as Cassandra sees it, | 0:03:19 | 0:03:23 | |
a firm all-over body massage. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
Come on, Cassandra. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
Oh! There you go, it's good for you! | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
# Stop, Hammer time! # | 0:03:33 | 0:03:34 | |
Quite a gentle landing in the mud there. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
Sat down gracefully. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:43 | |
Where's she gone? Here she is! | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
I'm not saying anything at this point. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:50 | |
This is slippy! Man, them's some Big Balls. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:58 | |
Yes, Cassandra, them are indeed some Big Balls. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
Will she be the fourth person ever to cross them? | 0:04:00 | 0:04:04 | |
-HE LAUGHS -Oh! | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
No, she won't! No. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:09 | |
Did she actually kick herself in the head there? | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
Good skills. Not many can do that. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
The clock is still ticking as Cassandra climbs | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
up the ladder to head for a swing | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
on the Leap of Faith. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:25 | |
Still not saying anything. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:28 | |
No. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:29 | |
OK, here we go. First swing of the day. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
The run, the swing and now the landing... | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
..Ooh, dear. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:45 | |
That's a fantastic G-string and one heck of a rope burn for Cassandra. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:51 | |
Still, Cassandra manages to reach the finish | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
in a surprisingly good time of 3 minutes, 53. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
That's not bad. | 0:04:57 | 0:04:59 | |
# You can't touch this. # | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
I'm joined at the start of the Qualifier by student Chris. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
I take it you'd normally be in bed at this time of day? | 0:05:08 | 0:05:12 | |
-What do you study? -Physics and I'll use the laws of physics to my advantage on this course. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:17 | |
That, Chris, is really cool(!) | 0:05:17 | 0:05:21 | |
I'm going to bounce, pounce and trounce this course. Come on! | 0:05:21 | 0:05:25 | |
Hang on, what did he just do there? Is that some sort of secret physics thing? | 0:05:25 | 0:05:32 | |
-Come on! -He did it again! What's that? | 0:05:33 | 0:05:37 | |
It might help. He's away. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:38 | |
Aw, shins! Pretty fast, though. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:43 | |
That's a fast start. The Topple Towers. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:49 | |
Wow! Absolutely flying over them. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:53 | |
He flew over the FIRST set, anyway. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
He's a sprightly young thing, isn't he? | 0:05:55 | 0:05:57 | |
Will Professor Chris's knowledge help him defeat the Sucker Punch? | 0:05:57 | 0:06:02 | |
Very much not. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:05 | |
I think his head nearly came off then. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:11 | |
The Sucker Punch has taken the wind out of his sails a bit. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:15 | |
Come on, professor. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:16 | |
The Big Balls await. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:19 | |
Here comes Chris. Bounce, pounce... | 0:06:19 | 0:06:23 | |
And oh, my, did he trounce. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:25 | |
He may have left his face on the ball. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:29 | |
Newton's third law of motion states to every action there's an equal and opposite reaction. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:34 | |
Go back for your face there(!) | 0:06:37 | 0:06:39 | |
Just the Leap of Faith now. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
Oh, yes, oh, no! | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
Yeah, Chris illustrating perfectly Newton's second law of motion - | 0:06:51 | 0:06:55 | |
force = mass x acceleration. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:58 | |
Chris finishes a punishing physics lecture in one minute, 50. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:05 | |
Meet 32-year-old London PA Helen. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
Her hobbies include skiing, weight boarding and mountain biking. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:14 | |
I'm a lean, mean, Total Wipeout machine! | 0:07:14 | 0:07:18 | |
-HORN BLOWS -Good..! Here she goes. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:21 | |
Ow! Not a good start! | 0:07:21 | 0:07:24 | |
She's going to have a headache for about four weeks. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
That's... Ooh! | 0:07:29 | 0:07:32 | |
Will she battle through, though? | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
Yes, head-butt Helen is up and onto the Topple Towers... | 0:07:34 | 0:07:38 | |
and straight off them again. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
She's gone. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
She's hiding. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:44 | |
Helen was Sportsgirl of the Year four years in a row at school. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:50 | |
Come on, Sportsgirl of the Year. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
-You can make mincemeat of the balls. -Oh, geez! | 0:07:52 | 0:07:56 | |
Oh...oh! | 0:08:00 | 0:08:01 | |
Oh, dear. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
# She dives under the sea into the world below | 0:08:06 | 0:08:11 | |
# Where beauty and mystery | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
# Can always be found. # | 0:08:13 | 0:08:17 | |
Next to go, 39-year-old James the undertaker. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:20 | |
He can do 75 press-ups, 16 pull-ups and this... | 0:08:20 | 0:08:25 | |
..None of which will help here. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:29 | |
The Big Balls... Ooh, no, he's gone for the face plant. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:36 | |
Wasn't as good as Professor Chris's, but it was good. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:40 | |
James is a father of two. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
His kids will be proud because this time he's really fast. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
Can he be first on to the podium? He's got to land it. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
Can he? No. There's your answer. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
Despite that wonderful rope burn, | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
James clocks up the fastest time so far today, one minute, 37. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:02 | |
The next unwitting competitor is 32-year-old support worker Kerry from Sussex. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:12 | |
I hear your name could be the key to your success today. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:18 | |
Yes, my name is Kerry. # K is for kick, the Mai Tai type. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:22 | |
# E is for enthusiasm, Energy and hype. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
# R is for run. Run Kerry, run. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
# R is remembering the sets To be done. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
# Y is for yes. Yes, yes, yes! # | 0:09:28 | 0:09:31 | |
I feel a bit strange after that. I don't know how to take it. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:35 | |
Right, the Sucker Punch. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:36 | |
Here we go... | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
Keeping your balance... Oh! that came out of nowhere! | 0:09:40 | 0:09:44 | |
That was personal. So the Sucker Punch claims another victim. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:51 | |
There's a pattern emerging. See if you can work out what it is. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:54 | |
Boxing coach and personal trainer, Tayah... | 0:09:55 | 0:09:58 | |
..Sucker Punch wins. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
Warehouse supervisor, Sundy... | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
..Sucker Punch wins. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
Soldier Mark spent 12 years in the army... | 0:10:10 | 0:10:13 | |
..Sucker Punch wins. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
After 151 bouts and 143 victories, | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
the Sucker Punch is the undisputed MDF champion of the world. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:38 | |
I'm 31, I'm from Belfast. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
I'm here to prove that I'm not a lamb, I'm a ram and I'm going to take this course by the horns. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:46 | |
That was a really good sheep metaphor, Joe. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
-Come on. -Yes, | 0:10:48 | 0:10:51 | |
Joe is off down the ram...p. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:54 | |
He's in the water... | 0:10:54 | 0:10:57 | |
He is out the water and onto the pontoons. | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
OK Joe, let's go. Speed now. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:03 | |
Where Joe just fell, we haven't named that. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
It's just a flat surface. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
The Topple Towers... Oh, dear. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
I saw that coming, to be honest. I think Joe did too. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:25 | |
Onto the Sucker Punch. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
His pace has slowed to a trot now. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
No! | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
A lesser man would have thrown in the towel after a punch like that. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:47 | |
That connected. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:48 | |
But not our Joe. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
Come on. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
-Come on, Joe. -Yes, come on, Joe. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:59 | |
It's like that Rocky film... | 0:11:59 | 0:12:01 | |
Sort of. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
Will Joe make the Big Balls? | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
Come on, Joe. I love this guy, I want him to make it. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:08 | |
Come on, look at the grit, determination. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:11 | |
-You can do it, Joe. -You can. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:14 | |
Oh, yes, you can. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
-You've still got time to get to the bookies if you fancy. -Catch your breath. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:21 | |
Walk backwards and take a running jump. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:25 | |
He's reaching deep inside. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:30 | |
He's going to do it. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:32 | |
Amazing stuff! To see a human being push themselves that far. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:52 | |
-Are you all right? -Yes. -Keep going! | 0:12:52 | 0:12:55 | |
You are on a roll. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:57 | |
Come on, Joe, you're doing this for | 0:13:02 | 0:13:04 | |
everyone and anyone who's ever struggled with anything. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
Crawling to the Leap of Faith... | 0:13:10 | 0:13:13 | |
This is moving. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:14 | |
Look at him. Joe, now an example to every man, woman and child | 0:13:17 | 0:13:20 | |
in this country, because when the going gets tough, does Joe give up? | 0:13:20 | 0:13:24 | |
No, he gets going and he still is. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:28 | |
Just a swing now, the Leap of Faith, a land on the podium. What a guy. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:33 | |
A man who battles through thick and thin, a man...oh. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:36 | |
He fell off the rope. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:38 | |
What a hero. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:41 | |
There he is! | 0:13:47 | 0:13:48 | |
Sheepish Joe with an epic time of five minutes, 19. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:56 | |
That is exactly what Total Wipeout is all about. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:02 | |
Where does that put sheepish Joe on our leaderboard? Will he be top? | 0:14:02 | 0:14:05 | |
He has just been pipped by James, | 0:14:05 | 0:14:08 | |
Chris, Tayah, Mark, Helen, Sundy, Kerry and Cassandra. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:13 | |
Still love him, though. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
Let's press on. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
Do you have any particular strengths you can bring to the course today? | 0:14:18 | 0:14:22 | |
Not particularly, no. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:23 | |
OK. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:25 | |
Oh, well, perhaps 23-year-old Reza from Milton Keynes | 0:14:28 | 0:14:31 | |
will discover a new strength today on the Total Wipeout course. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:36 | |
He suffered on the way there but he's still got something left. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:43 | |
Oh, stealth. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:48 | |
I don't believe this. We have been here before. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:57 | |
He looks like he has the making... | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
..Really have been here before. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:04 | |
I thought he was going to do it. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
Tough luck. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:09 | |
This is 20 year-old barmaid from London, Yuki. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:13 | |
She's quick across the Topple Towers. That is very impressive. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:21 | |
And the second set. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:23 | |
That is the best we have seen today. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:25 | |
Come on, Yuki. The Sucker Punch. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:29 | |
Timid start... | 0:15:33 | 0:15:34 | |
..not so quick there. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:37 | |
Royston, what do you do for a living? | 0:15:41 | 0:15:43 | |
I run a consultancy training business | 0:15:43 | 0:15:45 | |
and I work with organisations to inspire their people to be the best that they can be. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:50 | |
How are you going to inspire yourself to be the best you can be out on that course today? | 0:15:50 | 0:15:54 | |
I'm going to apply the principles I teach in the marketplace. Number one, visualisation. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:59 | |
-OK, let's visualise along with Royston. -Visualisation... | 0:15:59 | 0:16:04 | |
OK... | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
Yeah, you didn't visualise that, did you, Royston? | 0:16:08 | 0:16:12 | |
I've already seen myself at the finish line. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
OK. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:20 | |
Visualising... | 0:16:20 | 0:16:22 | |
..that's not what I'd got. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:32 | |
That's amazing. I actually visualised Royston making a clot of himself on national TV. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:39 | |
Oh, Royston! | 0:16:40 | 0:16:42 | |
Can you do that again? | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
No, I meant the falling bit. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:48 | |
Just for Amanda and for all of Royston's friends and family. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:55 | |
Here comes Dave the fireman, our 13th competitor. | 0:16:57 | 0:17:00 | |
So far no-one has completed the Leap Of Faith, | 0:17:00 | 0:17:03 | |
so can he show Royston how it's done? | 0:17:03 | 0:17:05 | |
The launch... | 0:17:07 | 0:17:08 | |
and stop the clock... No, start it again. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
Dave is a fireman. Let's hope he handles a hose better than he handled that rope. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:23 | |
That went well(!) | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
Now for today's oldest competitor, 55-year-old Anne. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:31 | |
I run a cleaning business, I teach aqua fit and, in my spare time, I teach line-dancing. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:36 | |
Five, six, seven, eight...! | 0:17:36 | 0:17:38 | |
MUSIC: "Cotton-Eyed Joe" by Rednex | 0:17:38 | 0:17:41 | |
I apologise for the music, really, I do. | 0:17:41 | 0:17:46 | |
It's a BBC regulation, if somebody mentions line-dancing, | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
we legally have to play this. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:52 | |
Step, two, three, | 0:17:53 | 0:17:55 | |
fall in the mud, two, three. It's going well. Oh, dear. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:59 | |
The Topple Towers claim another victim. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:01 | |
Second set now... | 0:18:02 | 0:18:04 | |
So how will our fitness instructor do on the Sucker Punch? | 0:18:07 | 0:18:10 | |
At least we get to see her aqua fit skills in action there. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:22 | |
Ouch! | 0:18:23 | 0:18:25 | |
It must feel personal, out of spite, but it's not. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:29 | |
Anne runs her own business. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:31 | |
OK, line dance fans. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:32 | |
A line-dancing class and also keeps fit. She must be pretty agile | 0:18:32 | 0:18:36 | |
so perhaps she can be the first to beat our Big Balls today? | 0:18:36 | 0:18:39 | |
Come on, Anne. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
She's composed, I think she can do... Oh, no, | 0:18:41 | 0:18:44 | |
she can't. She fell in. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:46 | |
# If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eyed Joe... # | 0:18:48 | 0:18:51 | |
That's a beautiful move as she enters the water. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:55 | |
-Nearly there, Anne. -Come on, Anne. | 0:18:57 | 0:19:01 | |
One last bit. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:03 | |
Step, two, three, four, run, two, three, four, leap, two, three, four, | 0:19:03 | 0:19:06 | |
and then land... | 0:19:06 | 0:19:09 | |
Yeees, she's landed on the podium, I don't believe that. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:13 | |
The first to land on the podium today. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
Let's take a second look at the leaderboard. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:18 | |
James the undertaker is at the top of the table | 0:19:18 | 0:19:20 | |
followed by Professor Chris and Dave. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:23 | |
Royston has stepped in at four, | 0:19:24 | 0:19:28 | |
Tayah, Mark, head-butt Helen in 9th. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:31 | |
Poor old cotton-eyed Anne and sheepish Joe | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
have fallen off the end of the leaderboard. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:36 | |
Princess Cassandra is hanging in there in 12th. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:39 | |
So, we've had 14 contestants, let's see, hang on... | 0:19:39 | 0:19:42 | |
"Cotton Eyed-Joe" PLAYS | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
-..is there a reason that music is still playing? -MUSIC STOPS | 0:19:44 | 0:19:47 | |
Thank you. Let's go back to the course. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:49 | |
We join 19-year-old student Michelle on the Big Balls. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:54 | |
She seems to be weighed down by some seriously over-sized clothing. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:58 | |
Like a true Brit, rolls up her trouser legs... | 0:19:59 | 0:20:02 | |
and goes for a paddle. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:03 | |
Oh, dear. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:07 | |
I think the pool might need a top-up. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
Now, this is Martin from Loughborough. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:18 | |
In his spare time, he's a gymnast, which bodes well. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:21 | |
Oh, wow. That was, staggering. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:25 | |
A near perfect 10. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:27 | |
That's... Look at that! | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
That was brilliant! | 0:20:34 | 0:20:36 | |
Emerging from the swamp is sporty Sophie. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:41 | |
She's at rower, she's a runner, she's a cyclist... | 0:20:41 | 0:20:45 | |
Come on! You big, wet ball! | 0:20:46 | 0:20:48 | |
And she's scaring me right now. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:51 | |
Show me what you've got! Wah! | 0:20:54 | 0:20:56 | |
Ooh! And she's performed a perfect vertical entry, there. | 0:20:56 | 0:20:59 | |
Let's watch that again. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
She takes a leap, screams, high-fives the ball, starts crying and into the water. Nice. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:08 | |
She got a lot done in a short time. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:10 | |
We join sales consultant Grant at the balls now. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:15 | |
Making his approach. The key moment. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:18 | |
Woo. Amazing stuff! | 0:21:20 | 0:21:24 | |
I believe we have ourselves the first Total Wipeout human pinball. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:28 | |
There we go. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:30 | |
MUSIC: "Pinball Wizard" by The Who | 0:21:30 | 0:21:32 | |
# I just handed My pinball crown to him... # | 0:21:32 | 0:21:36 | |
We've spent a lot of time with the Big Balls | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
over the last eight weeks and I for one am really going to miss them. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:45 | |
# Seen you cry, seen you smile, I've watched you sleeping for a while | 0:21:45 | 0:21:48 | |
# I'll be the father of your child | 0:21:48 | 0:21:52 | |
# I'd spend a lifetime with you | 0:21:52 | 0:21:55 | |
# I know your fears And you know mine | 0:21:55 | 0:21:57 | |
# We've had our doubts But now we're fine and I love you | 0:21:57 | 0:22:00 | |
# I swear that's true | 0:22:00 | 0:22:02 | |
# I cannot live without you | 0:22:02 | 0:22:05 | |
# Goodbye, my lover Goodbye, my... # | 0:22:05 | 0:22:09 | |
-Wah! -Woah! | 0:22:09 | 0:22:11 | |
Thanks, Big Balls, but before you're deflated and stored in a box | 0:22:13 | 0:22:17 | |
at the back of the Total Wipeout garage, | 0:22:17 | 0:22:19 | |
you've still got two more contestants to humiliate. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:22 | |
Woman! | 0:22:22 | 0:22:24 | |
Its 28-year-old fitness officer, Susan. | 0:22:25 | 0:22:28 | |
How can you be a fitness OFFICER? What is she? Colonel Susan? | 0:22:28 | 0:22:32 | |
Oh, that is very impressive indeed. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:37 | |
Great work from the Colonel. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:39 | |
James the undertaker has the fastest time, one minute 37, | 0:22:41 | 0:22:44 | |
but Susan is closing in on it. | 0:22:44 | 0:22:46 | |
This is amazing stuff. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:49 | |
One minute 37, I don't believe this! Susan is joint leader with James. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:54 | |
-Come on! -Total Wipeout, I'm going to eat you alive. Come on! | 0:22:54 | 0:22:59 | |
HORN BLOWS | 0:22:59 | 0:23:00 | |
25-year-old designing engineer Lee, he's last onto the Qualifier | 0:23:00 | 0:23:05 | |
and he's got some quick times to beat. But he's quick. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:09 | |
Very much in control...agh! | 0:23:09 | 0:23:13 | |
Ow! | 0:23:13 | 0:23:15 | |
Ow. Ow. Ow... | 0:23:15 | 0:23:19 | |
Ow. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:25 | |
He's carrying on after that! | 0:23:25 | 0:23:27 | |
Someone give him a medal. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:29 | |
We've got Colonel Susan and General Lee now. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:34 | |
No! Urgh! | 0:23:37 | 0:23:40 | |
Onto the balls for the next thing. | 0:23:41 | 0:23:44 | |
Amazing. He's on the second. How can he...? | 0:23:44 | 0:23:47 | |
Onto the third! Come on, Lee! What's left of you, man. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:50 | |
-Battle on. This is heroic. -So close! | 0:23:50 | 0:23:54 | |
This is a phenomenal time though, I think Lee could be in the lead here. | 0:23:56 | 0:24:01 | |
A lot of pain, but in the lead. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:04 | |
If he manages to land on the podium, he will go into the lead. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:07 | |
Come on, the General. | 0:24:07 | 0:24:09 | |
-Oh! You have got to be kidding! No! -Orff! | 0:24:15 | 0:24:19 | |
Still, the water will be soothing. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:24 | |
Only three seconds behind James and Susan. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:29 | |
Let's have a final look at the leaderboard. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:34 | |
That is a Total Wipeout first. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:35 | |
Undertaker James and Colonel Susan tie in joint first place, | 0:24:35 | 0:24:39 | |
closely followed by General Lee. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:41 | |
Professor Chris, gymnast Martin and Dave in 4th, 5th and 6th. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:44 | |
Step Meister Royston in 7th. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:47 | |
Mark just sneaks through in 12th. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:51 | |
So, we now have our 12 competitors to go through to the next round. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:55 | |
And that's the last of the Qualifier for this series. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:58 | |
If you want to have a go at the Qualifier, | 0:24:58 | 0:25:00 | |
what you need to do is fly over to Argentina, slip Eduardo a few pesos and hop over the security fence. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:06 | |
If I were you, I'd take a towel. Anyway, onto the next round. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:09 | |
The Sweeper's never nice but in this final week you really don't want to fall off, trust me. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:19 | |
That water is now eight weeks old. There's things living in it. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:22 | |
so we're looking to whittle the field down to the six who'll go through to the next round. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:27 | |
As ever, the game won't stop until we've found our last man standing. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:31 | |
For that person, a round of applause. For everyone else, | 0:25:31 | 0:25:34 | |
a round of inoculations. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:36 | |
So, standing tall on podium one, it's James the undertaker. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:43 | |
This lot need to hold my hand, I'm taking them to school, because I'm their daddy! | 0:25:43 | 0:25:47 | |
Don't understand that. On two and three, General Lee and Colonel Susan. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:51 | |
It's the sure ones you've got to watch, baby, yeah. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:54 | |
On four, it's step Meister Royston. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:56 | |
It's time to raise that bar, my feet are like glue, this podium is my stool. Bring it on. | 0:25:56 | 0:26:02 | |
On five and six, it's barmaid Yuki and Tayah. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:06 | |
On seven and eight, Dave, who still hasn't got a nickname, and gymnast Martin. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:11 | |
-And on nine, it's soldier Mark. -Stand firm, strike hard! | 0:26:11 | 0:26:15 | |
Great advice. On ten and 11, it's sporty Sophie and stealthy Reza. Being stealthy. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:20 | |
Last, with the least dress sense, it's Professor Chris. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:23 | |
Good luck, guys, you'll need it when you're biting rubber. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:27 | |
It's the Sweeper. Are you all ready? | 0:26:29 | 0:26:32 | |
-Come on! -Come on, let's do it! Three, two, one... | 0:26:32 | 0:26:36 | |
HORN BLOWS | 0:26:36 | 0:26:40 | |
So, the final Sweeper of the series gets under way. | 0:26:43 | 0:26:46 | |
Will this be a long battle of attrition or will they start dropping like flies? | 0:26:46 | 0:26:51 | |
Oh! Soldier Mark goes for dropping like a fly. | 0:26:54 | 0:26:59 | |
He's hit by the sweeper. He manages to hold on to the podium for ages and then gently rolls forward. | 0:26:59 | 0:27:05 | |
All the boys back at home, first off, what a loser. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:08 | |
I'll just have to take the stick. | 0:27:08 | 0:27:11 | |
So, unfortunate. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:14 | |
I can hear toes hitting that sweeper it's so close. | 0:27:14 | 0:27:19 | |
But they're all staying on. | 0:27:19 | 0:27:21 | |
11 still in play. | 0:27:21 | 0:27:24 | |
The loser's pen, there, full of losers. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:28 | |
Although the official BBC term is success deficient. | 0:27:28 | 0:27:31 | |
Got 11 sturdy contestants. | 0:27:31 | 0:27:34 | |
Need to knock a few more off. | 0:27:34 | 0:27:37 | |
This is impressive. | 0:27:37 | 0:27:39 | |
The sweeper getting faster and higher all the time. | 0:27:39 | 0:27:41 | |
Who's going to be next to go? | 0:27:41 | 0:27:44 | |
Higher! | 0:27:44 | 0:27:46 | |
This is amazing. There are all staying on. | 0:27:48 | 0:27:50 | |
It's getting higher. | 0:27:50 | 0:27:53 | |
So is the exchange rate. | 0:27:53 | 0:27:55 | |
We're paying these Argentinian cameramen in Euros. | 0:27:55 | 0:27:57 | |
Woo-hoo! | 0:28:01 | 0:28:04 | |
Come-on! | 0:28:04 | 0:28:06 | |
Oh! Sophie! | 0:28:06 | 0:28:08 | |
Sporty Sophie's gone. At least she wasn't first off. | 0:28:08 | 0:28:11 | |
I clipped it a couple of times on the rounds | 0:28:21 | 0:28:23 | |
the rounds before and I think it just took my feet from under me and I went in. Gutted. | 0:28:23 | 0:28:29 | |
So, we're down to our last, what, 10, are apparently still on. | 0:28:29 | 0:28:34 | |
Oh! Susan! | 0:28:36 | 0:28:39 | |
James, Lee, Susan, oh, Susan, Ukie and Tia. | 0:28:41 | 0:28:47 | |
All the girls in one spin. | 0:28:47 | 0:28:50 | |
Ow! | 0:28:50 | 0:28:52 | |
That hurt when I slapped the water. | 0:28:52 | 0:28:55 | |
I'm disappointed to be knocked out now but it's the way the cookie crumbles, eh? | 0:28:55 | 0:28:59 | |
Ukie not even close to getting over that time and she bettered Susan's 180 with a 270 degree flip. | 0:29:00 | 0:29:08 | |
Ow! | 0:29:08 | 0:29:10 | |
I just couldn't jump that high. | 0:29:10 | 0:29:12 | |
Next thing I knew, I was in the water. | 0:29:12 | 0:29:16 | |
But, you know. Oh, well. | 0:29:16 | 0:29:20 | |
Next to fall, Tia, and that was not pretty. Makes your eyes water. | 0:29:20 | 0:29:26 | |
Ow! | 0:29:27 | 0:29:29 | |
Just thought, I'm going in, and I just did. I smacked my face going in but I'm OK. | 0:29:29 | 0:29:33 | |
I'm all right. But it's a shame none of the girls got through but, fair play to the boys, unfortunately. | 0:29:33 | 0:29:41 | |
So our last girl is out. | 0:29:41 | 0:29:44 | |
James, Martin, Dave, Chris, | 0:29:44 | 0:29:47 | |
Lee, Reza and Royston all remain. | 0:29:47 | 0:29:50 | |
One more to go, people! One more. | 0:29:50 | 0:29:52 | |
Ooh, Stepmeister nearly off! Very close. | 0:29:54 | 0:29:59 | |
Oh, no, Royston's in. Visualises jumping. | 0:30:03 | 0:30:07 | |
Perfect. Then visualises landing in the water and being eliminated. | 0:30:07 | 0:30:11 | |
Mission accomplished. | 0:30:11 | 0:30:13 | |
It's the way the game goes, isn't it? | 0:30:13 | 0:30:15 | |
I'll go home disappointed. | 0:30:15 | 0:30:17 | |
I felt I could have done more, I would like to have got into the next round. | 0:30:17 | 0:30:21 | |
You're all in! It's last man standing! | 0:30:21 | 0:30:25 | |
So, we have our final six going through to the next round. | 0:30:25 | 0:30:28 | |
That is getting seriously high now! | 0:30:28 | 0:30:32 | |
Oh, Rez has gone, but is already through to the next round, just playing for pride now. | 0:30:35 | 0:30:39 | |
Professor Chris is struggling. | 0:30:43 | 0:30:45 | |
If you're watching this in HD, I can only apologise for the shorts. | 0:30:45 | 0:30:49 | |
Sorry. Here he comes again. | 0:30:49 | 0:30:51 | |
Ohh! Horrific sight! Still talking about the shorts. | 0:30:51 | 0:30:56 | |
Oh, a dive-in for no nickname Dave. | 0:30:56 | 0:31:00 | |
And General Lee. | 0:31:01 | 0:31:03 | |
Final two, then. James, the undertaker, and gymnast Martin. | 0:31:03 | 0:31:07 | |
That bar is very, very high now, and very fast. | 0:31:07 | 0:31:12 | |
Martin has a little sit-down. | 0:31:12 | 0:31:14 | |
Not the time. | 0:31:14 | 0:31:16 | |
Martin's in, which makes James the undertaker our last man standing. | 0:31:19 | 0:31:24 | |
Savour the moment. He's the eighth and final member of that exclusive | 0:31:27 | 0:31:33 | |
people who haven't been knocked off the sweeper club and can wear his cocky smile with pride. | 0:31:33 | 0:31:38 | |
You know what comes next. It's Dizzy Dummies. | 0:31:38 | 0:31:40 | |
I've already explained how Dizzy Dummies works | 0:31:46 | 0:31:48 | |
seven times this series, so rather than go through it all again, I'll just cover the key points. | 0:31:48 | 0:31:53 | |
Spin, spin, spin, maybe vomit, spin, run, cross some obstacles, qualify, last one there loses. | 0:31:53 | 0:32:00 | |
That kind of covers it. | 0:32:00 | 0:32:03 | |
And that was a much quicker explanation than normal. | 0:32:06 | 0:32:08 | |
In fact, I've got a few seconds to spare, so... | 0:32:08 | 0:32:12 | |
OK, let's see who's on the Dizzy Dummy. | 0:32:15 | 0:32:18 | |
-I'm going to eat you alive, come on! -General Lee. | 0:32:18 | 0:32:20 | |
He's a design engineer, and he may want to redesign those topple towers with more padding on the corners. | 0:32:20 | 0:32:26 | |
James, the undertaker, and joint fastest in the qualifier, and our last man standing. | 0:32:26 | 0:32:30 | |
-James is the man to beat. -I'm taking them to school because I'm the daddy! | 0:32:30 | 0:32:34 | |
I'm going to bounce, pounce and trounce their scores! | 0:32:34 | 0:32:38 | |
Professor Chris, who's a physics student. | 0:32:38 | 0:32:41 | |
Gymnast Martin, hot on James's heels. | 0:32:42 | 0:32:45 | |
He's been looking pretty spectacular so far. | 0:32:45 | 0:32:47 | |
Then there's no nickname Dave, who's a fireman. | 0:32:47 | 0:32:50 | |
-Oh, we could have called him Fireman Dave. -That went well. -Too late now. | 0:32:50 | 0:32:53 | |
And, finally, stealthy Rezzer. | 0:32:53 | 0:32:56 | |
It's always the quiet ones you've got to watch. | 0:32:56 | 0:33:00 | |
It's Dizzy Dummies. | 0:33:00 | 0:33:02 | |
-Are you already? -No! -Yes! -Well, tough! | 0:33:02 | 0:33:05 | |
Three, two, one! | 0:33:05 | 0:33:08 | |
This is the eighth show, and so far, no-one has chundered on the Dizzy Dummies, so let's be proud, Britain. | 0:33:10 | 0:33:16 | |
We may be a small nation, but we have stomachs of steel. | 0:33:16 | 0:33:20 | |
Still spinning, still spinning. | 0:33:23 | 0:33:24 | |
Ooh, feel sick. | 0:33:24 | 0:33:29 | |
OK, we're stopping. | 0:33:29 | 0:33:31 | |
Ooh, General Lee makes a dash for it. | 0:33:31 | 0:33:34 | |
Oh, no! | 0:33:37 | 0:33:39 | |
Stealthy Rezzer makes a dash for it. | 0:33:39 | 0:33:41 | |
Less amazing stuff. | 0:33:41 | 0:33:44 | |
Oh, no... | 0:33:44 | 0:33:45 | |
While Rezzer's treading water, everybody else is sneaking past. | 0:33:45 | 0:33:50 | |
The general out in front, though. | 0:33:50 | 0:33:52 | |
And General Lee's across, very impressive. | 0:33:55 | 0:33:58 | |
He did it without hitting, you know, anything. | 0:33:58 | 0:34:00 | |
Gymnast Martin as well. | 0:34:00 | 0:34:04 | |
Some heroic dives. | 0:34:07 | 0:34:10 | |
No nickname Dave makes it. | 0:34:12 | 0:34:14 | |
So either Rezzer, Chris or James will now be eliminated. | 0:34:14 | 0:34:18 | |
Oh, no! Rezzer takes a dive! | 0:34:18 | 0:34:22 | |
Wow, that's one giant leap for professor Chris. | 0:34:23 | 0:34:27 | |
Followed by one little one. | 0:34:27 | 0:34:30 | |
Undertaker James now storming past, and he's through! | 0:34:31 | 0:34:37 | |
Ooh, that's professor Chris off! | 0:34:37 | 0:34:39 | |
So it's crunch time for these two. One will go through, one will be eliminated. | 0:34:44 | 0:34:49 | |
Rezzer, making good ground. | 0:34:49 | 0:34:51 | |
Here comes professor Chris. | 0:34:51 | 0:34:53 | |
Ooohhh.... | 0:34:53 | 0:34:55 | |
Disaster for Rezzer, now the professor has a chance. | 0:34:55 | 0:35:00 | |
Come on, Chris. Use the law of physics, man. | 0:35:10 | 0:35:15 | |
What is it this week? Can people stop doing that? | 0:35:15 | 0:35:18 | |
Genuine sympathy from Amanda Byron for the first time ever, but it's not enough. | 0:35:18 | 0:35:22 | |
Oh, Chris, please! Stop that! | 0:35:22 | 0:35:25 | |
Chris is going to be walking funny for days! | 0:35:25 | 0:35:29 | |
Chris makes it across! | 0:35:31 | 0:35:33 | |
And that means Stealthy Rezzer is out of the running, he is eliminated. | 0:35:33 | 0:35:39 | |
-Bad luck, Rezzer. -Oh, Rezzer, come on in, my man. | 0:35:39 | 0:35:43 | |
Where did it all go terribly wrong? | 0:35:43 | 0:35:45 | |
On that final barrel. You get so close, but so far. | 0:35:45 | 0:35:49 | |
So, Stealthy Rezzer's Total Wipeout journey is over. | 0:35:49 | 0:35:53 | |
But there are still five competitors left, there are | 0:35:53 | 0:35:55 | |
still two eliminations to go and there's still food in our contestant's stomach, all of which | 0:35:55 | 0:36:00 | |
is about to change, with our second run on Dizzy Dummies. | 0:36:00 | 0:36:03 | |
HOOTER | 0:36:03 | 0:36:05 | |
Once again, they spin. This time round, our competitors will face the doughnut run. | 0:36:09 | 0:36:13 | |
You spin me right round, baby, right round. | 0:36:19 | 0:36:21 | |
Amanda there, with a perfect Pete Burns impression. | 0:36:21 | 0:36:24 | |
Not so much the voice, but the look. | 0:36:24 | 0:36:27 | |
And they're off! Let's see what happens when you combine nausea with greasy doughnuts. | 0:36:27 | 0:36:32 | |
General Lee taking the initiative, and then taking a dip. Bad luck. | 0:36:32 | 0:36:35 | |
James, the undertaker, next, to attempt the doughnuts. Looks good. | 0:36:35 | 0:36:41 | |
Oh, but he's nearly wiped out by gymnast Martin! | 0:36:44 | 0:36:48 | |
Tough play there, but fair enough. | 0:36:48 | 0:36:51 | |
Everybody trying to stay in. | 0:36:51 | 0:36:55 | |
And the undertaker is across and into the next round. | 0:36:55 | 0:36:59 | |
Oh. David's in. | 0:37:02 | 0:37:04 | |
And Martin's across, so either General Lee, Professor Chris or no nickname Dave will be going out now. | 0:37:07 | 0:37:16 | |
General Lee going for it. | 0:37:16 | 0:37:19 | |
He's gone! Oh, he's still there! | 0:37:19 | 0:37:22 | |
And he's made it! | 0:37:22 | 0:37:24 | |
Chris, very close behind. He's done it! | 0:37:24 | 0:37:28 | |
Which all adds up to no more Total Wipeout for no nickname Dave. | 0:37:28 | 0:37:32 | |
Oh, David, a firefighter and a fighter till the very end. | 0:37:36 | 0:37:41 | |
I saw you just wipe yourself out there on the last doughnut! | 0:37:41 | 0:37:44 | |
I get on the first ones easy, but after that it's just a nightmare. | 0:37:44 | 0:37:48 | |
HOOTER | 0:37:48 | 0:37:50 | |
So, it's the last round of Dizzy Dummies, in the last show of the series. | 0:37:52 | 0:37:56 | |
Don't be alarmed by the two empty places, it's just Rezzer and Dave were eliminated, remember? | 0:37:56 | 0:38:00 | |
Only three can go through to the Wipeout Zone. | 0:38:00 | 0:38:03 | |
We're whittling them down to those final three. | 0:38:03 | 0:38:05 | |
The spinning stops. Probably not in their stomachs. | 0:38:05 | 0:38:09 | |
It's back over the barrel crossing this time. | 0:38:09 | 0:38:12 | |
General Lee charges off yet again. | 0:38:12 | 0:38:15 | |
I say charges... Oooh. | 0:38:15 | 0:38:17 | |
Professor Chris, the straggler from the previous two Dizzy Dummies, mounting a very quick challenge. | 0:38:19 | 0:38:26 | |
Desperate play here for those three key places. | 0:38:26 | 0:38:29 | |
General Lee makes it across! | 0:38:29 | 0:38:32 | |
And out of nowhere so does James the undertaker! | 0:38:32 | 0:38:36 | |
No! | 0:38:36 | 0:38:37 | |
-I cannot bear it! -Gymnast Martin is out, but what a finish! | 0:38:40 | 0:38:45 | |
Final, baby! | 0:38:47 | 0:38:49 | |
Quite pleased, obviously. | 0:38:49 | 0:38:51 | |
Oh, Martin! | 0:38:51 | 0:38:53 | |
I don't even know what to say! | 0:38:53 | 0:38:56 | |
I watched your face, and you were watching everybody else | 0:38:56 | 0:38:59 | |
and you were taking it all in, and I think you thought you had it. | 0:38:59 | 0:39:02 | |
Possibly. When everyone started making it across, unfortunately for me, | 0:39:02 | 0:39:06 | |
everybody else got across first time, and maybe it was a mistake to hang back. | 0:39:06 | 0:39:10 | |
-Well, at least you can go home knowing that you tried your hardest. Well done. -Thank you very much. | 0:39:10 | 0:39:15 | |
So, General Lee, James The Undertaker and Professor Chris | 0:39:15 | 0:39:19 | |
are our three final Wipeout Zone finalists. | 0:39:19 | 0:39:22 | |
Finally. Let's take a look at how they made it this far. | 0:39:22 | 0:39:25 | |
The whole experience has been really surreal. | 0:39:26 | 0:39:31 | |
You can't put it into words, to be honest. Amazing. | 0:39:31 | 0:39:34 | |
I'm here to prove that physics is cool, and that students aren't just lazy good for nothings. | 0:39:34 | 0:39:39 | |
I think I'm representing the older generation, proving to them they can still do it. But mainly my two boys. | 0:39:39 | 0:39:46 | |
That's who I am representing, that's what I'm doing this for, just to make them so proud of their dad. | 0:39:46 | 0:39:51 | |
I think James will be the one to beat tonight. | 0:39:54 | 0:39:57 | |
He's been consistently strong throughout every single round. | 0:39:57 | 0:40:00 | |
The biggest competition would have to be the old man, James. | 0:40:00 | 0:40:03 | |
He's been pretty outstanding so far. | 0:40:03 | 0:40:06 | |
My biggest rival, I believe, is Lee. | 0:40:06 | 0:40:08 | |
He's very determined, very fast, very focused. | 0:40:08 | 0:40:11 | |
He's going to be the one to beat. | 0:40:11 | 0:40:13 | |
I'm feeling petrified facing the Wipeout Zone. | 0:40:13 | 0:40:15 | |
Competition's very strong, and one false move could be the end of it. | 0:40:15 | 0:40:20 | |
The nerves are definitely kicking in for the final. | 0:40:20 | 0:40:23 | |
I want to win. I want to win for the glory and not just for the money. | 0:40:26 | 0:40:30 | |
The kids will be really proud of their dad tonight, no matter what happens now. | 0:40:32 | 0:40:35 | |
They weren't expecting me to have got this far. | 0:40:35 | 0:40:38 | |
I'd love to win. I wouldn't take part if I didn't want to win. | 0:40:39 | 0:40:43 | |
It's going to be a really tight finish. | 0:40:43 | 0:40:46 | |
They've been punched, bounced, swept and dizzied. | 0:40:49 | 0:40:52 | |
There is only one more challenge left, the Wipeout Zone. | 0:40:52 | 0:40:56 | |
This is the big 'un. The course to end all courses. | 0:40:56 | 0:40:59 | |
The beast. The big Kahuna. | 0:40:59 | 0:41:01 | |
The... Well, what I'm trying to say is it's really large. | 0:41:01 | 0:41:04 | |
And here are the very large obstacles they have to battle. | 0:41:10 | 0:41:14 | |
Killer surf, the scary, scary slope thing you slide down. | 0:41:16 | 0:41:22 | |
The barrel run, the scary platform thing they drop barrels down. | 0:41:22 | 0:41:25 | |
The climbing wall, the scary, wet thing you climb across. | 0:41:25 | 0:41:29 | |
The spinner, the scary spinning thing you jump across. | 0:41:31 | 0:41:36 | |
The rolling beam, the rolling thing you run across. | 0:41:36 | 0:41:39 | |
And, finally, the launch pads, the two jumpy things you jump across. | 0:41:40 | 0:41:45 | |
It's all scary. The fastest to finish will be tonight's winner. | 0:41:45 | 0:41:49 | |
It's as simple as that. | 0:41:49 | 0:41:51 | |
Oh, yeah, it's the Wipeout Zone, and the first contestant to tackle it tonight is Chris. | 0:41:53 | 0:42:00 | |
Uh-oh. | 0:42:05 | 0:42:06 | |
OK, good to see some confidence there from Chris. | 0:42:08 | 0:42:11 | |
HOOTER | 0:42:11 | 0:42:13 | |
And the game begins. | 0:42:13 | 0:42:15 | |
For any latecomers to the show, getting out of the ring isn't an obstacle. | 0:42:21 | 0:42:26 | |
This beam greased just to make it a little bit more difficult. A slip there, not a great start for Chris. | 0:42:26 | 0:42:33 | |
I've decided I like all of our finalists this week, I want them all to win. | 0:42:33 | 0:42:38 | |
This is more like it now. | 0:42:38 | 0:42:40 | |
The faster he is, the fewer barrels he has to face on the barrel run. | 0:42:40 | 0:42:44 | |
They just keep on coming. | 0:42:44 | 0:42:46 | |
But he is getting over them. He's at the top. | 0:42:46 | 0:42:49 | |
As an extreme sports enthusiast, Chris has climbed | 0:42:52 | 0:42:55 | |
44 waterfalls, so he couldn't be better qualified for this obstacle. | 0:42:55 | 0:43:00 | |
It's about balance, poise, confidence and strength. | 0:43:00 | 0:43:03 | |
He's just got to hang on, with the weight of water landing on him. 2,000 litres a minute. | 0:43:03 | 0:43:08 | |
Remember, Chris, setting the time to beat. He's on to the spinner. | 0:43:13 | 0:43:17 | |
He may be slow but he hasn't made any mistakes. Oh, no! | 0:43:17 | 0:43:20 | |
I spoke too soon! | 0:43:20 | 0:43:22 | |
Oh, I can't believe it. | 0:43:22 | 0:43:24 | |
That's the worst possible place. He's got to swim all the way back to the wall before he can try again. | 0:43:24 | 0:43:30 | |
So that's climbing up that ladder, back on to the wall, under the weight of that water. | 0:43:30 | 0:43:35 | |
-That saps strength. -Hang on there. -Dents his confidence. | 0:43:35 | 0:43:38 | |
OK. Second time lucky. | 0:43:42 | 0:43:45 | |
A casual step on to the spinner. | 0:43:45 | 0:43:48 | |
Now he's got to get off it. | 0:43:48 | 0:43:51 | |
Yes. Great recovery from Chris. | 0:43:51 | 0:43:54 | |
And now the rolling beam. | 0:43:54 | 0:43:57 | |
Oooh! A tiny slip, but he's saved. | 0:43:59 | 0:44:01 | |
Just the launch pads to go. | 0:44:01 | 0:44:04 | |
Looking good. These are harder than you would imagine. | 0:44:04 | 0:44:06 | |
People have lost it here many times. | 0:44:06 | 0:44:08 | |
Yes! | 0:44:08 | 0:44:10 | |
Yes! He crosses, with a time of two minutes and 34 seconds. | 0:44:12 | 0:44:16 | |
Now, that might not be the fastest time we've seen all series, but it could still be a tough one to beat. | 0:44:21 | 0:44:26 | |
Chris only made one major mistake on the spinner, so Lee and James have a real challenge on their hands now. | 0:44:29 | 0:44:35 | |
Yes, it's an opportunity. | 0:44:35 | 0:44:37 | |
No, it won't be easy. | 0:44:37 | 0:44:38 | |
You were looking the king of cool there at the end. How are you feeling? | 0:44:41 | 0:44:45 | |
I'm gutted about that spinner. | 0:44:45 | 0:44:47 | |
I thought I had it. But it slipped through my fingers. | 0:44:47 | 0:44:51 | |
Once I dropped, I thought that was it. | 0:44:51 | 0:44:53 | |
But I had to keep on going, fight till the end. | 0:44:53 | 0:44:56 | |
Here goes my clean pants. | 0:45:01 | 0:45:03 | |
We now move on to James, who's nearly twice Chris's age, remember? | 0:45:03 | 0:45:07 | |
Let's see how our cheery undertaker does. | 0:45:07 | 0:45:10 | |
Well, at least he's out of the rubber ring already. | 0:45:14 | 0:45:17 | |
Look at those arms go. | 0:45:17 | 0:45:18 | |
Good start from James then. | 0:45:18 | 0:45:21 | |
Up the beam, and then the barrel run. | 0:45:22 | 0:45:25 | |
Wow! What barrels? | 0:45:31 | 0:45:33 | |
James has set an amazing pace. | 0:45:33 | 0:45:35 | |
Can he keep this going? | 0:45:35 | 0:45:37 | |
He's looking balanced and confident. | 0:45:39 | 0:45:41 | |
This isn't a climb under water for James, it's a walk in the park. | 0:45:46 | 0:45:49 | |
Dismissing the wall. | 0:45:49 | 0:45:52 | |
Now he's got too transferred to the spinner. If he can make this without | 0:45:52 | 0:45:55 | |
falling off, that 10,000 prize could well be his. | 0:45:55 | 0:46:00 | |
He's missed his first opportunity to jump. | 0:46:03 | 0:46:06 | |
Coming round again. | 0:46:06 | 0:46:07 | |
And he lands it the second time. | 0:46:09 | 0:46:12 | |
Great news for James, not great for Chris. Whoa! | 0:46:12 | 0:46:16 | |
Looks like nothing's going to stop James! On to the first launch pad. | 0:46:16 | 0:46:20 | |
On to the second. | 0:46:20 | 0:46:22 | |
If he clears this now... | 0:46:22 | 0:46:24 | |
He's done it! | 0:46:24 | 0:46:26 | |
A virtually flawless run, and a time of one minute 16 seconds. That's the fastest time of the series. | 0:46:26 | 0:46:32 | |
Lee, who's still to go, will need to fly around the course to beat that. | 0:46:32 | 0:46:37 | |
Incredible stuff. | 0:46:38 | 0:46:40 | |
But James doesn't know how Chris did, so it's time for Amanda to break the news. | 0:46:40 | 0:46:46 | |
I know you're doing this for your kids, and your kids must be so proud of you. | 0:46:49 | 0:46:53 | |
Oh, they're going to be well proud of their dad. I love them to bits, | 0:46:53 | 0:46:56 | |
and I can't wait to get home now and see them. I've done my bit. | 0:46:56 | 0:47:00 | |
Time to grow old gracefully now. | 0:47:00 | 0:47:02 | |
Well, it's not over yet. I can tell you, James, right now, Chris has been a brilliant contestant. | 0:47:02 | 0:47:08 | |
And he's had a fighting spirit, but not fighting enough, Chris, | 0:47:08 | 0:47:11 | |
because James has done better than you, he's been faster. | 0:47:11 | 0:47:14 | |
I'm afraid you're going to have to go join the other guys. | 0:47:14 | 0:47:17 | |
Well done. | 0:47:17 | 0:47:18 | |
I'm proud of you. Brilliant, well done. | 0:47:18 | 0:47:21 | |
Mum! | 0:47:26 | 0:47:27 | |
That was an incredible run from James, so now it's all or nothing for Lee. | 0:47:29 | 0:47:34 | |
HOOTER | 0:47:37 | 0:47:38 | |
He doesn't know James's time, all he knows is he's got to go flat out. | 0:47:39 | 0:47:44 | |
Lee's in the water. | 0:47:48 | 0:47:50 | |
Facing the barrels now and leaping over them with ease. | 0:48:02 | 0:48:07 | |
Wow! | 0:48:07 | 0:48:08 | |
Makes the transfer to the wall. | 0:48:08 | 0:48:10 | |
James was fast on the wall. | 0:48:10 | 0:48:13 | |
Lee could do with a bit more speed here, I'm thinking, to secure that £10,000. He's being cautious. | 0:48:13 | 0:48:20 | |
Oh, no! He's in trouble now. | 0:48:22 | 0:48:24 | |
That slip will cost him dear, quite possibly. | 0:48:26 | 0:48:30 | |
The good news, he's fallen close to the ladder, | 0:48:34 | 0:48:36 | |
but the bad news is Lee's already made one more mistake than James. | 0:48:36 | 0:48:40 | |
That probably has cost him the win now, although Lee doesn't know that. | 0:48:40 | 0:48:43 | |
Remember, he didn't see James's run. | 0:48:43 | 0:48:45 | |
Now he's got to transfer to the spinner. | 0:48:45 | 0:48:47 | |
A good landing. | 0:48:58 | 0:48:59 | |
Up and on his feet and quickly across the beam. He slips! | 0:49:01 | 0:49:05 | |
He's just pushing himself... | 0:49:11 | 0:49:13 | |
Oh, disaster! | 0:49:13 | 0:49:15 | |
Oh! | 0:49:15 | 0:49:17 | |
Lee doesn't know what James did, all he knows is he's got to go flat out. | 0:49:20 | 0:49:25 | |
You've got to admire his strength of character and strength of his nose! | 0:49:25 | 0:49:29 | |
Up the ladder to tackle the launch pads again to make the finish. | 0:49:33 | 0:49:35 | |
He has to finish the course. Come on, Lee! | 0:49:35 | 0:49:38 | |
Launch pad one. Then the second launch pad. | 0:49:40 | 0:49:43 | |
He's done it. Lee finishes in two minutes and 18 seconds. | 0:49:50 | 0:49:55 | |
From beginning to end, that was a great run from Lee. | 0:49:57 | 0:50:01 | |
On another show, he could well have been the winner, with that time. | 0:50:01 | 0:50:04 | |
But James's extraordinary performance has denied him the £10,000. | 0:50:04 | 0:50:09 | |
So, over to Amanda to break the news. | 0:50:09 | 0:50:11 | |
Ow! | 0:50:11 | 0:50:13 | |
Lee, come on out and join me. | 0:50:13 | 0:50:15 | |
You had a couple of slip-ups there. What happened to you at the very end? | 0:50:18 | 0:50:21 | |
Um...arms didn't have enough left on the wall, so... | 0:50:21 | 0:50:25 | |
Obviously, I fell in. | 0:50:25 | 0:50:27 | |
I knew I had to make the time up, so I bit the bullet and tried to do the two trampolines in one go. | 0:50:27 | 0:50:33 | |
-Backfired a bit. -It did a little bit, I'm afraid. | 0:50:33 | 0:50:35 | |
But you and James have been really close in time all day long. | 0:50:35 | 0:50:41 | |
You've been really strong competition against each other. | 0:50:41 | 0:50:44 | |
You made a great effort tonight, Lee, but unfortunately it wasn't | 0:50:44 | 0:50:47 | |
good enough because, James, you are the Total Wipeout champion and the winner of £10,000! | 0:50:47 | 0:50:53 | |
Congratulations! | 0:50:53 | 0:50:55 | |
Well done to funeral director James Smith, who wins £10,000, | 0:51:02 | 0:51:06 | |
and gets to join the exclusive club of Total Wipeout champions, which, ironically, costs £10,000 to join. | 0:51:06 | 0:51:14 | |
See somebody after. So that's it for today's Total Wipeout. | 0:51:14 | 0:51:17 | |
But join us next week for this. | 0:51:17 | 0:51:19 | |
BELL TOLLS | 0:51:21 | 0:51:23 | |
Oh, course, it's the end of the series. | 0:51:23 | 0:51:26 | |
Well, I suppose, all that remains now is for me to say thank you to Amanda. Thank you, Amanda. | 0:51:26 | 0:51:31 | |
And to say goodbye. Erm, goodbye. | 0:51:31 | 0:51:34 | |
# To dream the impossible dream | 0:51:34 | 0:51:39 | |
# To fight the unbeatable foe | 0:51:40 | 0:51:47 | |
# To bear with unbearable sorrow | 0:51:47 | 0:51:52 | |
# To run where the brave dare not go | 0:51:52 | 0:51:58 | |
# This is my quest | 0:51:58 | 0:52:01 | |
# To follow that star | 0:52:01 | 0:52:04 | |
# No matter how hopeless | 0:52:04 | 0:52:07 | |
# No matter how far | 0:52:07 | 0:52:09 | |
# To fight for the right | 0:52:09 | 0:52:13 | |
# Without question or cause | 0:52:13 | 0:52:15 | |
# To be willing to march into hell | 0:52:15 | 0:52:18 | |
# For a heavenly cause | 0:52:18 | 0:52:22 | |
# To fight the unbeatable foe | 0:52:22 | 0:52:27 | |
# To reach the unreachable star. # | 0:52:27 | 0:52:35 | |
Is that it? | 0:52:45 | 0:52:47 | |
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