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On Two Tribes, our seven contestants have already answered yes or no

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to hundreds of questions revealing everything about themselves.

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Of today's players, one of them owns a One Direction album.

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Two of them love the Royals,

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but all of them are about to play the quiz that puts their knowledge

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and their personalities to the test.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Good evening, everyone. Welcome to Two Tribes,

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the quiz where what you think could be as important as what you know.

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I have seven new contestants all ready to play. Let's meet them.

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APPLAUSE

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Hi. I'm John.

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I'm a retired shopkeeper from Ryde on the Isle of Wight.

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I'm Sue. I'm a retired university tutor

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and I'm from Hinckley in Leicestershire.

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I'm Nick. I'm a service desk analyst from Liverpool.

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Hi, I'm Ross and I'm a student from Berkshire.

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I'm Tracey and I'm a graphic designer from Hertfordshire.

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I'm Carol. I'm a charity administrator from Manchester.

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Hi, I'm Neil. I'm an accounts assistant from Cambridge.

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APPLAUSE

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Welcome along, everybody. Very, very strong intros, if I may be so bold.

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Now, before the show, all of you completed our in-depth survey

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answering hundreds of questions all about yourselves.

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There are some of them up there.

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In every round, we're going to split you into two tribes

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based on who said yes and who said no to some of those.

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Then both tribes will face a series of general knowledge questions

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against each other. To stay safe,

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you need to make sure your tribe is the winning tribe

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and at the end, one of you will be walking away with a very nice prize.

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Very, very best of luck to all seven of you.

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-Shall we find our first two tribes?

-Yeah.

-Yes.

-OK.

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We asked you the following.

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"I'm a nosy neighbour." That is our first split.

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Let's find out who said yes and who said no. Our Yes Tribe will be...

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John, Ross, and Tracey.

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Our No Tribe will be Sue,

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Nick, Carol and Neil.

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Everybody, join your tribes.

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APPLAUSE

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John, Ross and Tracey, our Yes Tribe.

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You all said yes to the question, "I'm a nosy neighbour".

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So it's honest of you at the very least.

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John, are you a nosy neighbour?

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Well, yeah, I've recently moved in the last three or four years

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and I'm getting to know the area.

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You're "getting to know the area"!

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I don't think the neighbours will be so happy

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-when I've answered yes to this one...

-I was going to say, do they know?

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-They do now!

-They do now, exactly.

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Ross, nosy neighbour?

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Yeah, I live on a main street,

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so, yeah, I like to look through the windows, see what's going on,

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hearing some strange noises, just got to make sure the street's safe.

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Tracey, are you nosy or are you security-minded?

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-No, I'm definitely nosy.

-Ah, good.

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-One-woman neighbourhood watch. It's important.

-Are you?

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And our No Tribe, you're not nosy neighbours.

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You are liars! Sue, not a nosy neighbour?

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No, on one side we have a family we've lived next to for 20 years,

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-children grew up, so I know everything about them.

-OK.

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On the other side, we have an extremely large cemetery.

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LAUGHTER

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Nothing to know.

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Neil, not a curtain-twitcher?

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I've been called a lot of things but that's not one of them!

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Well, I shan't start calling you one now.

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OK, here's how it's going to work.

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We've got our two tribes. No Tribe, we'll start with you. We'll give you

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60 seconds of questions to score as many points as you can.

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Get a question wrong, I will pass it down the line,

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asking the same question. If you all get the same question wrong,

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your 60 seconds will end immediately

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but the winning tribe will be safe, through to the next round.

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If you're on the losing tribe, you are in trouble,

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so make sure you're on the winning tribe.

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Sue, we will start with you. Start the clock.

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Sue, popular in French cuisine, what is the French word for snail?

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-Escargot.

-Correct. Nick, what is

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the name of the royal house to which the current UK Royal family belongs?

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Windsor.

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Carol, which series of vampire-themed fantasy novels

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was created by Stephenie Meyer?

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-The Twilight series.

-Correct.

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Neil. Rumer, Tallulah and Scout

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are the daughters of Demi Moore and which actor?

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-Bruce Willis.

-Correct.

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Sue, in tennis, the French Open

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is contested on which surface?

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-Clay.

-Is right.

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Nick, Boo Radley and Atticus Finch feature in which Harper Lee novel?

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-To Kill A Mockingbird.

-Correct.

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Carol, Didsbury, Chorlton and Moss Side are areas of which UK city?

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-Manchester.

-They are.

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Neil, the three laws of motion

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were established by which Lincolnshire-born physicist?

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-Isaac Newton.

-Is the correct answer.

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Sue, which artist of the Pop Art movement

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is famous for screen prints of soup cans?

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-Andy Warhol.

-Correct.

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Nick, who plays Tony Montana in the 1983 film Scarface?

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Don't know.

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Carol?

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-Pass.

-Neil?

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Oh...

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Ooh! It was going so well, it was going so well.

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The answer to that one was Al Pacino,

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but you scored, the No Tribe, 9 points.

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APPLAUSE

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The Yes Tribe, 9 points to beat.

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If you can get 10 points, you'll be safe,

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you'll be straight through to the next round.

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OK? That's your target. John, we will start with you.

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Again, we're going to have 60 seconds' worth of questions.

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Get one wrong, I'll pass the same question down the line.

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You all get the same question wrong,

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your 60 seconds will end immediately. Very best of luck.

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Start the clock.

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John, who was UK Prime Minister from 1990 until 1997?

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Thatcher. Margaret Thatcher.

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Incorrect. Ross? 1990...

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-John Major.

-Correct answer.

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Tracey, the piranha is native to which continent?

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-South America.

-Correct.

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John, in 1940, which iconic green-haired villain

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appeared in the first issue of the Batman comics?

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-Pass.

-Ross?

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Can you repeat the question, please?

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In 1940, which iconic green-haired villain

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appeared in the first issue of the Batman comics?

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-The Joker.

-Is right.

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Tracey, at the 1968 Olympics, Dick Fosbury won gold

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in which track-and-field event?

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-The high jump.

-Correct.

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John, Dude Looks Like A Lady was a hit for which American rock band?

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Pass.

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-Ross?

-Aerosmith.

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Correct. Tracey, who plays the title character

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in the BBC crime drama Luther?

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SHE SIGHS

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-Pass.

-John?

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-Pass.

-Ross, to save your tribe...

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-Idris Elba.

-Correct answer.

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Tracey, in 1859, which English naturalist

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published On The Origin Of Species?

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-Charles Darwin.

-Correct.

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John, which 1946 Christmas film was directed by Frank Cap...

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-White Christmas.

-Oh, time is up.

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It was It's A Wonderful Life.

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You scored 7 points.

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APPLAUSE

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So, the No Tribe... The No Tribe, you are our winning tribe.

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You are all safe, you are all through to the next round.

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Please take your place in the centre.

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APPLAUSE

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Yes Tribe, you've paid your price for your nosiness

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and find yourself on the wrong tribe.

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And one of you is going to have to go home immediately.

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You've all got buzzers in front of you. Fingers on those buzzers.

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I'll ask you a series of questions. Buzz in, give me a correct answer,

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you'll be straight into the middle, you'll be through to the next round.

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Buzz and give me an incorrect answer, you'll be going home.

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OK? Everybody happy?

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How many vowels in total are there in the word hippopotamus?

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-BUZZER

-Ross.

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Four.

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Oh, Ross, it's not four.

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That was very gutsy to buzz in, but it's five, I'm afraid.

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Ross, you leave us. You leave us!

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John and Tracey, you are safe.

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Please take your places in the middle.

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APPLAUSE

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Oh, Ross. You're a nosy neighbour. That's all we know about you.

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I'm sure there's so much more to learn,

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but we're not going to learn it, I'm afraid.

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We say goodbye to Ross, but for our six remaining contestants,

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let's find our next two tribes.

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APPLAUSE

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Congratulations to the six of you.

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John and Tracey, got a little bit lucky there,

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-I think it's fair to say.

-Certainly were.

-John, just noticed

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-you didn't get a single question right in the entire round.

-I know.

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-How about that?

-I apologise to everybody.

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That's all right. It's an individual game. You are still here.

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That's the way to do it.

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We're going to split you into new tribes now.

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Before the show, we asked you the following...

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-John, what tribe are you going to be on this one?

-Yes.

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-You would like to go into space?

-I would like to go into space, yes.

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-Be fantastic.

-We'll talk more about that in a moment. (Cos I would too!)

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Let's take a look at who said yes and who said no.

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The Yes Tribe - it's all the men.

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It is John and Nick

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and Neil.

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And the No Tribe is all our ladies.

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It's Sue, it's Tracey

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and it's Carol.

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Please, join your tribes.

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APPLAUSE

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So all the boys on the Yes Tribe.

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Neil, fancy going into space?

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I've always been a bit of an astro-nut,

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so I quite fancy going up into space.

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What's the appeal?

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Just the weightlessness, the view?

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Definitely the view.

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-Nick, you fancy it?

-Definitely. The view, and just to say I've done it.

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John, fancy going into space?

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I remember when Yuri Gagarin went up the first time

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and a few years ago I was lucky enough

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to take my family to Kennedy Space Center,

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and we actually saw the shuttle go up.

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-Nice.

-It was one of the most fantastic experiences.

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-Aw, was it?

-It was absolutely beautiful.

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-You'd be a good crew, the three of you together.

-Yeah.

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-I think so, yeah.

-Up in orbit.

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Sue, Tracey, Carol.

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Don't fancy it, Sue?

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No. Have you seen the film Gravity?

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I have. I don't think that happens every single time.

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But it might.

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It would be bad if it went wrong, you're quite right.

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-Tracey, you don't fancy it?

-I've got quite a weak disposition,

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I get travel sick...

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Carol, not for you?

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No, I mean, I love watching Red Dwarf,

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but I don't think life in space is that exciting, really.

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Once you're up there and you've seen the Earth once -

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yeah, I'm not quite sure what else you do.

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You float around for a bit, that'd be quite fun.

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I think it would be a bit claustrophobic.

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As much as I'd love to be cooped up with you, John, for months on end

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in a tiny tin can, I don't know - I don't know if it's for me.

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I will tell you what, we will start with our No Tribe. OK?

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We will start with you, Sue. Start the clock.

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Sue, the US TV show Frasier

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was a spin-off from which long-running sitcom?

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-Cheers.

-Correct.

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Tracey, in poker, if you had three kings and two jacks,

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which hand would you have?

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-Pass.

-Carol?

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-Pass.

-Sue, to save your tribe.

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-Full house.

-Correct answer.

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Tracey - .au is the internet domain for which country?

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-Australia.

-Correct answer.

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Carol, in 2005, who became the first female Chancellor of Germany?

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-Angela Merkel.

-Correct.

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Sue, which London stadium is home

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to the England national rugby union team?

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-Twickenham.

-Correct.

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Tracey, which member of One Direction

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has played for Doncaster Rovers Reserves?

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-Niall.

-Incorrect. Carol?

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-Louis Tomlinson.

-Correct.

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Sue, according to the NHS,

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which is the most common blood group in the UK?

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-O.

-Correct.

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Tracey, in 2003, Kevin Spacey became artistic director

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of which London theatre company?

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-National Theatre.

-Incorrect. Carol?

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-The Old Vic.

-Correct.

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Sue, which comedian is the brother of Radio 2 presenter Jeremy Vine?

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-Pass.

-Tracey?

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-Tim Vine.

-Correct.

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Carol, in the Lord Of The Rings films,

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Orlando Bloom plays what type of mythical creature?

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He plays an elf.

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At the end of that round, No Tribe, you scored 9 points.

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APPLAUSE

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Yes Tribe, your mission, should you choose to accept it,

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is to score 10 points.

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Score 10 points, you'll be safe,

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you'll be standing there in the centre. Are you ready, gents?

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John, Nick, Neil? John, we will start with you. Start the clock.

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John, Rachel Weisz married which James Bond actor in 2011?

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-Pass.

-Nick?

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Pass.

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Neil, to save your tribe.

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-Daniel Craig.

-Is the correct answer! John, since the 1930s,

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US presidents are usually inaugurated in which month?

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-January.

-Correct.

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Nick, scurvy is caused by the lack of which vitamin?

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-C.

-Correct.

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Neil, Damien Hirst won which major British art prize in 1995

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for a cow and calf cut in two?

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-Turner Prize.

-Turner Prize is right.

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John, aioli is a mayonnaise-style dip

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flavoured with the bulb of which plant?

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-Garlic.

-Correct.

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Nick, the Central Criminal Court in London

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is more commonly known by what name?

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-Pass.

-Neil?

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-Old Bailey.

-Correct. John.

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Which Australian outlaw, hanged in 1880,

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was famous for wearing crude armour?

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-Pass.

-Nick?

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-Pass.

-Neil, to save your tribe?

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-Ned Kelly.

-Ned Kelly is correct. John, used in computer chips,

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which element has the chemical symbol Si?

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-Pass.

-Nick?

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-Silicon.

-Correct. Neil, who won gold in the men's long jump

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at the 2012 Olympics?

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-Greg Rutherford.

-Correct. John...

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AUDIENCE: Ooh!

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And at the end of that 60 seconds, Yes Tribe,

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you also scored 9 points.

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-APPLAUSE

-We have a tie.

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The scores are tied,

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we have a tie-break situation.

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Who is going to be safe? Is it the Yes Tribe or the No Tribe?

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Both tribes, we need you to nominate a champion now.

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One member to face one question on the buzzer.

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-Yes Tribe, who do you nominate?

-I think this gentleman.

-I'll do it.

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OK, Neil, you're playing for the Yes Tribe.

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-And, No Tribe?

-I'll go.

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So we've got Tracey and we've got Neil.

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And we've got one question.

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And the first person to buzz in with the correct answer,

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their tribe will be safe and sound

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and into the next round.

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Very best of luck to you both.

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Viper, Goose and Maverick...

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-BUZZER

-Neil?

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Erm, Top Gun.

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..are fighter pilots in which 1986 film? It's Top Gun.

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-Yes Tribe, you are safe.

-APPLAUSE

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Well done, that man.

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Gentlemen, please, take your place in the centre,

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you're through to our next round.

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No Tribe. Unlucky, Tracey, I'm guessing you knew it. Yeah.

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You found yourself on the wrong tribe at the wrong time, though,

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and one of you is going to be leaving us.

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Buzz in and get a question right,

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you join the others in the next round.

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Get it wrong and it's game over.

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OK, fingers on buzzers.

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Which 1,500-mile-long river that flows into the Bay of Bengal

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is considered the most sacred in Hinduism?

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-BUZZER

-Sue?

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-Ganges.

-Is the correct answer, Sue.

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You are safe and sound and in the next round.

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Please, make your way to the centre.

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Tracey and Carol.

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One of you will be going through,

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one of you will be going home.

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The Liverpool FC anthem, You'll Never Walk Alone,

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comes from which Rogers & Hammerstein...

0:14:200:14:22

-BUZZER

-Tracey?

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-Carousel.

-..which Rogers & Hammerstein musical?

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Carousel is the correct answer.

0:14:260:14:27

Tracey, you are safe, and through to the next round. Very well played.

0:14:270:14:31

APPLAUSE

0:14:310:14:33

-Carol, I'm so sorry.

-I know.

0:14:340:14:37

-If only you'd wanted to go to space.

-I know.

-You'd be in our next round.

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-Exactly.

-Thank you so much for playing.

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But, for our remaining five, let's find the next two tribes.

0:14:420:14:45

APPLAUSE

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Well done, the five of you.

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John, you're still with us.

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-How has this happened?

-LAUGHTER

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I don't know.

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It's lovely to have you along for the ride, I have to say.

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And, Tracey - been on both losing tribes so far, as well.

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Let's see if we can fix that in this round,

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as we pick two new tribes.

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Before the show, we asked you the following...

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I go on caravan holidays.

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That's a bit like "I want to go into space", isn't it? A tiny bit.

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Erm, now, John, do you go on caravan holidays?

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It's a bit difficult. We live on the Isle of Wight.

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Full of people having caravan holidays.

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They come over to us, but if we want to go over there,

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it costs a fortune on the ferry to get back over there.

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Oh, John, don't get me started with the ferries(!)

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John, you're going to be on our No Tribe,

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and you are joined by Sue, and by Neil.

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And on our Yes Tribe, we have Nick

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and we have Tracey.

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Please join your tribes.

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APPLAUSE

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Nick and Tracey, our Yes Tribe,

0:15:520:15:54

we are about to make history.

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Nick, you have never been on a losing tribe.

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I'm glad to hear that.

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Tracey, you've never been on a winning tribe. Something...

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Something has got to give. Something's got to give.

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You go on caravan holidays, Nick?

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Kind of. Static caravans.

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The in-laws have a caravan in North Wales.

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-Oh, lovely!

-So we kind of hijack their caravan for weekends.

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Tracey, you like a caravan holiday?

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I love caravan holidays. I don't think you've lived

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until you've cleaned out a chemical toilet.

0:16:220:16:24

LAUGHTER

0:16:240:16:25

If you like cleaning out chemical toilets, you would love space!

0:16:250:16:29

The No Tribe, you don't fancy it? You don't fancy that, Neil?

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Well, maybe I should.

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I'm still at the tent stage at the moment,

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but I think, give it a couple more years,

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I might reach the caravan stage.

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Caravans are like tents but with televisions.

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As far as I can make out. Sue, you've never been on a caravan holiday?

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No, and I don't ever intend to, thank you, Richard.

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I'd rather stick pins in my eyes.

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LAUGHTER

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I'm sorry, I'm sorry to everybody who loves caravans,

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and there are many thousands of people,

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but I like to up my standards on holiday.

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I don't ever go to a place that's worse than home.

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LAUGHTER

0:17:000:17:02

That's not a bad rule to live your life by.

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Of course, if this was Celebrity Two Tribes,

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on the Yes Tribe, we'd have Dame Helen Mirren,

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and we'd have Patrick Duffy from Dallas,

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both of whom are caravan fans.

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And on the No Tribe, we'd have Jeremy Clarkson,

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-so you may want to rethink.

-LAUGHTER

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I think we will start with our No Tribe.

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-Are you ready, No Tribe?

-Yep.

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Start the clock.

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John, which British world darts champion is nicknamed The Power?

0:17:230:17:26

-Taylor. Phil Taylor.

-Correct.

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Sue, who played the title character in the 1964 film Mary Poppins?

0:17:290:17:32

-Julie Andrews.

-Correct.

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Neil, which boxer famously bit Evander Holyfield's ear

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during a 1997 title bout?

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-Mike Tyson.

-Correct. John, in US history,

0:17:380:17:40

the Declaration of Independence was signed in which century?

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-17th century.

-Incorrect. Sue?

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-18th century.

-Correct.

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Neil, which Motown singer's UK hits include Uptight and Superstition?

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-Stevie Wonder.

-Correct.

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John, Tom Hollander stars as the vicar of St Saviour's

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in which BBC TWO sitcom?

0:17:530:17:55

-Pass.

-Sue?

0:17:550:17:56

-Rev.

-Correct.

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Neil, "Is It Just Me?" is the 2012 memoir

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by which Devon-born comedienne?

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Dawn French.

0:18:020:18:04

Incorrect. John?

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-Pass.

-Sue, to save your tribe.

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-Jennifer Saunders.

-Oh, it is Miranda Hart, I'm afraid.

0:18:070:18:11

"Is It Just Me?" by Miranda Hart.

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No Tribe, you scored 6 points.

0:18:130:18:15

APPLAUSE

0:18:150:18:17

Yes Tribe, our caravan fans, there's two of you.

0:18:200:18:23

You need to score 7 points to go straight through to the next round.

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Ready, Nick? Ready, Tracey?

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Start the clock.

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Nick, Total Recall is the 2012 autobiography

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of which actor and politician?

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-Pass.

-Tracey?

0:18:360:18:37

-Arnold Schwarzenegger.

-Correct.

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Nick, in US currency, how many cents are there in two quarters?

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-50.

-Correct.

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Tracey, Billie Piper played Rose Tyler

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in which long-running sci-fi series?

0:18:460:18:48

-Doctor Who.

-Correct.

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Nick, which historic battle of June 1815

0:18:490:18:51

marked the end of the Napoleonic wars?

0:18:510:18:54

-Pass.

-Tracey?

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Battle of Hastings.

0:18:550:18:57

It was the Battle of Waterloo, I'm afraid.

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Yes Tribe, you scored 3 points. So...

0:19:010:19:04

APPLAUSE

0:19:040:19:06

That's a pleasant surprise, No Tribe, isn't it?

0:19:060:19:09

With 6 points, you are through to the next round.

0:19:090:19:12

You're safe and sound, please take your place in the middle.

0:19:120:19:14

APPLAUSE

0:19:140:19:18

Tracey. Your unblemished run of failure continues.

0:19:180:19:22

-Sorry!

-You're on your third losing tribe in a row.

0:19:220:19:25

Nick, this is new for you. You're on the buzzers.

0:19:250:19:27

Tracey, I have to say, rather experienced at this by now.

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So should have an advantage. Both got your fingers on the buzzers, you're playing for survival.

0:19:300:19:34

One of you will be joining our final four,

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one of you will be going home.

0:19:360:19:38

-You both ready?

-Yeah.

0:19:380:19:40

In Lewis Carroll's book Alice's Adventures In Wonderland,

0:19:400:19:43

what large pink bird is used as a croquet mallet?

0:19:430:19:46

-BUZZER

-Nick?

0:19:460:19:47

-Flamingo.

-Is the correct answer, Nick.

0:19:470:19:49

You are safe, you are through to the final four.

0:19:490:19:51

Please take your place in the centre.

0:19:510:19:53

APPLAUSE

0:19:530:19:56

Tracey, your luck's finally run out. You're one of life's survivors,

0:19:560:19:59

but I'm afraid not this round.

0:19:590:20:01

Funnily enough, when we asked all our questions to everybody,

0:20:010:20:03

you were the only person of our seven

0:20:030:20:06

to say that she wasn't a team player.

0:20:060:20:08

-LAUGHTER

-That should tell us something.

0:20:080:20:10

Tracey, thank you so much for playing.

0:20:100:20:12

And for our final four, let's find our next two tribes.

0:20:120:20:15

APPLAUSE

0:20:150:20:17

So, our final four - and what a final four.

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Neil, been on every single winning tribe so far.

0:20:200:20:23

Terrific performance from you.

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Also great performances we've had from Nick,

0:20:250:20:27

we've had great performances from Sue.

0:20:270:20:29

-And also John... Welcome.

-LAUGHTER

0:20:290:20:32

Welcome to our final four. It's nice to have you here.

0:20:320:20:35

If you end up winning this, John,

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that would be some pretty good telly.

0:20:360:20:39

There will be a few people on the Isle of Wight

0:20:390:20:41

laughing their head off at me, sir.

0:20:410:20:43

Yes, I think whatever happens, there will be, John.

0:20:430:20:46

I think whatever happens.

0:20:460:20:48

Now, this is where things change when we get down to our final four.

0:20:480:20:50

It's always two versus two, but at the end of this round, at the end of our final four,

0:20:500:20:54

our winning tribe will be going straight through

0:20:540:20:56

to play in our final.

0:20:560:20:57

Our losing tribe will be going home immediately.

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There are no more second chances.

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So, let's see how we're going to split you.

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Before the show, we asked you the following...

0:21:030:21:06

Ooh!

0:21:110:21:13

Here we go, here we go.

0:21:130:21:14

I always leave a tip.

0:21:140:21:16

I always leave a tip.

0:21:160:21:17

I am genuinely looking forward to talking to the No Tribe here.

0:21:170:21:21

Neil, you've been our best player so far, what tribe are you on here?

0:21:210:21:24

I'm not American, I don't leave a tip.

0:21:240:21:26

Neil is on the No Tribe.

0:21:260:21:28

If you could hand-pick a player to come with you, who would you like?

0:21:280:21:31

It's got to be John, hasn't it?

0:21:310:21:34

Well, the good news for you, Neil, is, the No Tribe is Neil...

0:21:340:21:37

-and John.

-APPLAUSE

0:21:370:21:40

That means...

0:21:400:21:42

That means our Yes Tribe

0:21:430:21:45

-is Sue and Nick.

-Excellent.

0:21:450:21:47

Time to join your tribes.

0:21:470:21:49

APPLAUSE

0:21:490:21:51

What a team we have here.

0:21:530:21:55

Our No Tribe - how about this?

0:21:550:21:56

Now, Neil, you've been terrific all the way through.

0:21:560:21:59

-Wouldn't always leave a tip?

-I wouldn't always leave a tip.

0:21:590:22:04

There's certain jobs that I've done before that I leave a tip for,

0:22:040:22:07

so if you understand something you'll leave a tip.

0:22:070:22:11

I get you. John?

0:22:110:22:12

If it's real good service, I will. If not, I don't feel obliged to.

0:22:120:22:16

Ooh, it's like Watchdog, isn't it?

0:22:160:22:18

LAUGHTER

0:22:180:22:20

-Yes Tribe. Sue?

-Yes.

0:22:200:22:22

-Why would you always leave a tip?

-Because I'm a nice person.

0:22:220:22:26

Oh! You getting that, John and Neil?

0:22:260:22:29

That is smack talk, isn't it?

0:22:300:22:32

Well, in our final four, the rules change.

0:22:320:22:35

This round is all on the buzzer.

0:22:350:22:37

The first tribe to answer five questions correctly

0:22:370:22:40

will go through to today's final.

0:22:400:22:42

For the losing tribe, it's game over.

0:22:420:22:44

Good luck to all four of you. Here's your first question.

0:22:440:22:49

Sandi Toksvig and Kate Saunders appeared as guests

0:22:490:22:51

on the first-ever broadcast of which long-running TV panel show?

0:22:510:22:54

-BUZZER

-Neil?

0:22:540:22:56

-Have I Got News For You?

-It's the correct answer, Neil.

0:22:560:22:59

Very well played. 1-0 to our No Tribe.

0:22:590:23:01

What was the name of the Soviet space station launched in 1986,

0:23:010:23:05

-whose name means...

-BUZZER

0:23:050:23:06

-Nick?

-Mir.

0:23:060:23:07

..whose name means "peace" in Russian? It is Mir.

0:23:070:23:10

Well played, Nick. 1-1.

0:23:100:23:12

Which Essex-born comedian's first autobiography

0:23:120:23:14

was called My Booky Wook?

0:23:140:23:16

-BUZZER

-Neil?

0:23:160:23:17

-Russell Brand.

-It was Russell Brand.

0:23:170:23:19

Well played. It is 2-1.

0:23:190:23:20

What two-word term, derived from French,

0:23:200:23:23

describes a dish that is served in a pastry crust?

0:23:230:23:25

-BUZZER

-Sue?

0:23:250:23:26

-En croute.

-En croute. Well played. 2-2.

0:23:260:23:29

In the quote by Benjamin Franklin,

0:23:290:23:31

"nothing can be said to be certain except death and..."

0:23:310:23:34

-BUZZER

-Neil?

0:23:340:23:35

-And taxes.

-Death and taxes. Congratulations.

0:23:350:23:38

3-2 to the No Tribe.

0:23:380:23:40

Which Emmy Award-winning US sitcom

0:23:400:23:41

centred on four older women sharing a home in Miami? Sue?

0:23:410:23:44

-Golden Girls.

-Correct answer. 3-3.

0:23:440:23:47

First team to 5 will go through.

0:23:470:23:49

It's anybody's game.

0:23:490:23:50

Along with the echidnas,

0:23:520:23:53

which animal native to Australia

0:23:530:23:55

is one of the world's only egg-laying mammals?

0:23:550:23:57

-BUZZER

-Sue?

0:23:570:23:59

-Duck-billed platypus.

-Duck-billed platypus is the correct answer.

0:23:590:24:01

4-3 to the Yes Tribe.

0:24:010:24:04

You are one point away

0:24:040:24:06

from playing for our prize today.

0:24:060:24:08

You are one point away, No Tribe, from going out. OK?

0:24:080:24:13

In music, which Italian word

0:24:130:24:14

is used to describe a gradual increase

0:24:140:24:17

in the volume of a passage... Sue?

0:24:170:24:18

Crescendo.

0:24:180:24:20

..a gradual increase in the volume of a passage of music?

0:24:200:24:23

The word is crescendo. Sue, congratulations!

0:24:230:24:26

APPLAUSE

0:24:260:24:27

Our Yes Tribe will be playing our final No Tribe.

0:24:300:24:32

I'm so sorry, Neil and John.

0:24:320:24:35

Maybe if you'd tipped!

0:24:350:24:36

-Yeah. That'll teach us to be tight, won't it?

-Won't it just!

0:24:380:24:41

Neil, every single round so far you've been on the winning tribe.

0:24:410:24:44

You've been a terrific player. That's very, very unlucky.

0:24:440:24:46

-John.

-I let him down.

-Of course you didn't let him down!

0:24:460:24:49

You didn't let anybody down. You've been great fun,

0:24:490:24:51

it's been lovely having you on the show. Lovely having both of you here.

0:24:510:24:54

John and Neil, very well played.

0:24:540:24:56

But for Sue and Nick, let's play today's Two Tribes final.

0:24:560:25:00

APPLAUSE

0:25:000:25:02

Sue and Nick, congratulations on making it this far.

0:25:020:25:06

Nick, you're here largely because you always leave a tip

0:25:060:25:08

and you like going on caravan holidays.

0:25:080:25:10

-That's right, a good man.

-Both things do you great credit.

0:25:100:25:13

-Sue, you're a university lecturer, is that right?

-Yes.

0:25:130:25:15

It was very, very, very good in that last round. It was very impressive.

0:25:150:25:18

-Thank you.

-I think you'll agree, Nick.

0:25:180:25:20

-Sue did a lot of the heavy lifting in that previous round.

-I've got to acknowledge it.

0:25:200:25:24

Now we split you into your very own tribes - Sue versus Nick.

0:25:240:25:27

We've also given you your very own 60-second clock.

0:25:270:25:29

All you have to do is protect that clock at all costs.

0:25:290:25:33

Our first question,

0:25:330:25:34

and only our first question, will be on the buzzer.

0:25:340:25:36

You get it right, your opponent's clock will start ticking down.

0:25:360:25:39

It will keep ticking down until they get a correct answer,

0:25:390:25:43

then your clock will start ticking down.

0:25:430:25:45

Your challenge is to force your opponent's clock

0:25:450:25:47

all the way down to zero.

0:25:470:25:49

And if you do that, you will walk away with today's prize.

0:25:490:25:52

OK? For the final time today, Sue and Nick,

0:25:520:25:55

let's play Two Tribes.

0:25:550:25:56

APPLAUSE

0:25:560:26:00

So, just this first question on the buzzer.

0:26:000:26:02

Get it right, your opponent's clock will start ticking down immediately.

0:26:020:26:05

Very best of luck.

0:26:050:26:06

My Animals And Other Family is the 2012...

0:26:060:26:09

-BUZZER

-Sue?

0:26:090:26:10

Gerald Durrell.

0:26:100:26:11

Incorrect answer, Sue.

0:26:110:26:13

The answer was Clare Balding. Your clock starts ticking down.

0:26:130:26:16

Sue, Pope Francis was born in which South American country?

0:26:160:26:19

-Argentina.

-Correct.

0:26:190:26:20

Nick, which scandal of the 1970s

0:26:200:26:21

led to the resignation of President Nixon?

0:26:210:26:24

-Watergate.

-Correct.

0:26:240:26:25

Sue, in reference to sleep, what do the initials REM stand for?

0:26:250:26:28

-Rapid eye movement.

-Correct.

0:26:280:26:30

Nick, Piers Linney and Kelly Hoppen

0:26:300:26:32

are investors on which TV series?

0:26:320:26:33

-Pass.

-It's Dragons' Den.

0:26:350:26:37

Nick, rust is an oxide of which metallic element?

0:26:370:26:40

-Copper.

-It's iron, I'm afraid.

0:26:400:26:42

Nick, Brian Lara played for which Test cricket team?

0:26:420:26:44

-West Indies.

-Correct.

0:26:440:26:45

Sue, who was credited with the discovery of penicillin?

0:26:450:26:48

-Fleming.

-Absolutely right.

0:26:480:26:50

Nick, how many stars are on the flag of the European Union?

0:26:500:26:54

-Nine.

-There are 12.

0:26:540:26:56

Nick, what is 2,000 represented in Roman numerals?

0:26:560:26:59

Erm...

0:26:590:27:00

-CC.

-It is MM.

0:27:000:27:02

In humans, the stomach uses what type of acid to aid digestion?

0:27:020:27:06

-Sulphuric.

-It's hydrochloric.

0:27:060:27:08

Nick, what is the name of the Monty Python stage musical

0:27:080:27:11

based on the film The Holy Grail?

0:27:110:27:12

-Spamalot.

-Correct. Sue,

0:27:120:27:13

who accompanied Neil Armstrong and Michael Collins

0:27:130:27:16

on the Apollo 11 space mission?

0:27:160:27:17

-Buzz Aldrin.

-He did.

0:27:170:27:18

Nick, the holy city of Mecca is located in which country?

0:27:180:27:21

-Saudi Arabia.

-Correct.

0:27:210:27:23

Sue, Rene Artois runs Cafe Rene in which sitcom?

0:27:230:27:26

-'Allo 'Allo!

-He does.

0:27:260:27:28

Nick, the word "ursine" refers to which animal?

0:27:280:27:31

Don't know.

0:27:310:27:32

It's bear. Nick, Juventus are a football team

0:27:320:27:35

based in which Italian city?

0:27:350:27:37

-Milan.

-It is Turin.

0:27:370:27:39

In which square in Beijing were the infamous protests of 1989?

0:27:390:27:42

It was Tiananmen Square. And our winner today - it's Sue.

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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Sue, with 42 seconds left, as well.

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-42 seconds left is going it some.

-Thank you.

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Nick, thank you so much for playing, you've been terrific throughout.

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-But how about that in the final round?

-Very good.

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Sue, you have one final question - one final choice,

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one final tribe to join.

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You get to choose your prize.

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Before the show, we asked you the following -

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would you like £1,000 to spend on spa treatments

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wherever you fancy?

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Or you could have £1,000 to spend on food and drink.

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What sort of thing do you like? They both sound quite good.

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I'll probably go for the spa treatment,

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-because then I can take my daughter along.

-Aw, that's lovely.

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OK, Sue, £1,000 worth of spa treatments.

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-Thank you very much.

-Congratulations.

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Thank you for joining us on Two Tribes.

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We'll see you again next time.

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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