Episode 17 Two Tribes

On Two Tribes our seven contestants

have already answered 'yes' or 'no' to hundreds of questions,

revealing everything about themselves.

Of today's players, we know that

only one of them likes heavy metal music,

two of them consider themselves bossy,

but all of them are about to play the quiz

that puts their knowledge and their personalities to the test.

APPLAUSE

Good evening, everybody.

Welcome to Two Tribes,

the quiz where you never know whose side you're going to be on.

We've got seven new players all ready to play, so let's meet them.

I'm Jo. I'm a legal secretary from Manchester.

I'm Malcolm. I'm a church minister and I'm from Nottingham.

I'm Brad. I'm a musician. I'm from Gravesend, in Kent.

I'm Morag. I'm a finance assistant from Brighton.

I'm Ian. I'm an actor and I'm from Doncaster, in South Yorkshire.

I'm Victoria. I'm a firefighter from London.

I'm Stuart. I'm a recruitment consultant

from Andover, in Hampshire.

Lovely to meet you all.

Some very, very important jobs there done by people.

Very important jobs. We've got a church minister,

we've got a firefighter...

-..actor.

-LAUGHTER

Lovely to have all seven of you here.

Before the show, you all completed our in-depth survey,

answering hundreds of questions about yourselves.

There are some of them up there.

Now, in every round, we're going to split you into two tribes

based on who said 'yes' and who said 'no' to some of those.

Then, both tribes will face a series of general knowledge questions.

To stay safe, all you need to be is on the winning tribe.

One of you, at the end of the show, will walk away

with a very nice prize.

Good luck to you all. Let's find our first two tribes.

Before the show, we asked you the following...

"I like sleeping in." I know what tribe I'm on.

LAUGHTER

Let's find out who said, 'yes' and 'no'

when we asked you the question. Our Yes Tribe are

Brad, Ian,

Victoria

and Stuart.

Our No Tribe - Jo,

Malcolm and Morag.

Everybody, join your tribes.

Yes Tribe.

Brad, how late would you sleep if you could?

-Probably till 11, really.

-See, that's not sleep...

Students will be saying,

"That's not sleeping, that's an early morning."

In my student days, it would have been about four in the afternoon.

Yeah, absolutely. Right.

Ian, you love a lie-in?

Yeah, very rarely get to do so but, when I do,

it's very much appreciated.

Victoria, our firefighter,

I'm worried that you're going to start sleeping in past your alarm.

SHE LAUGHS

You're not an early morning person?

When I have to be, I will be.

But if I get a chance to have a lie-in, well,

-I can sleep in till the afternoon.

-Beautiful.

I think there will be an awful lot of sympathetic people at home

who love a lie-in.

But our No Tribe...

-Malcolm.

-Yeah, yeah.

I mean, I feel it's a waste of a day if I lie in bed for too long.

So I think the opposite.

I think it's a waste of a day if I'm not in bed.

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

I do my best work in the morning, so...

So do I. I just happen to be in bed.

THEY LAUGH

Morag. Morag, a morning person.

Not through choice, but there you go.

-Oh, really?

-Elderly cat who gets up with the birds.

5:30 is average.

-Pff.

-I know.

-You let us know at any point if you need a nap

during this round. We'll start with our Yes Tribe.

I'm giving you 60 seconds worth of questions.

Get one wrong, I'll pass it down the line.

If you all get the same question wrong,

your time will end immediately.

-Are you ready?

-ALL: Yes.

Start the clock. Brad, in the 2006 film The Queen,

Michael Sheen plays which prime minister?

Tony Blair.

Correct. Ian, Kabul is the capital city of which country?

Afghanistan.

Correct. Victoria,

in 2003, who became the new presenter

of the BBC quiz show Mastermind?

-Pass.

-Stuart.

John Humphrys.

Correct. Brad, what name was given to the gigantic statue in Giza

with a human head and the body of a lion?

-Griffin.

-Incorrect. Ian.

-Sphinx.

-Correct.

Victoria, in North America,

which of the Great Lakes is the largest in volume?

-Lake Michigan.

-Incorrect. Stuart.

Lake Superior.

Correct. Brad, The Female Eunuch

was written by which Australian-born feminist writer?

-Germaine Greer.

-Correct. Ian, which musical instrument does Lisa play

in the title sequence of The Simpsons?

-Saxophone.

-Correct.

Victoria, The Killing was a 2007 crime drama set in which country?

Norway.

Incorrect. Stuart.

-Denmark.

-Correct.

Brad, which author's first full-length novel

was The Day Of The Jackal?

-Frederick Forsyth.

-Correct. Ian,

For The Love Of God was a diamond studded skull

produced by which British artist?

Damien Hirst.

Correct. Victoria, in 1952, Lord Ismay became...

At the end of that round, Yes Tribe,

you scored 10 points.

APPLAUSE

10 points.

That's not bad going at all.

They've done scientific surveys that say

for every hour that you sleep under eight, you lose an IQ point.

CHUCKLING

So you guys are getting a lot of sleep, it would seem.

10 points is very impressive.

Jo, Malcolm, Morag, you need to score 11 points.

If you do that, your tribe will be safe

straight through to the next round.

-Are you ready to play?

-ALL: Yes.

Start the clock.

Jo, The Beatles' 1967 single Penny Lane

is about a street in which UK city?

Liverpool.

Correct. Malcolm,

Filth and Trainspotting are novels by which Scottish author?

-Pass.

-Morag.

-Don't know.

-Jo, to save your tribe.

Irvine Welsh.

Correct. Malcolm, following 2014 elections,

UKIP pie was added to the menu of which politician's local pub?

-Pass.

-Morag.

-I don't know.

-Jo.

I don't know either.

See, that's the point where I might have had a guess.

-Yeah. I couldn't even think of...

-UKIP pie - what would you guess?

-ALL: Nigel Farage.

-Nigel Farage

is the correct answer.

At the end of that round, No Tribe, you've scored 2 points.

APPLAUSE Ooh.

So, with 10 points, Yes Tribe, you are safe.

You're through to the next round.

Please take you places in the centre.

No Tribe,

one of you is about to leave us.

-Oh, God.

-I'm going to ask you a series of questions on the buzzer.

Buzz in with a correct answer, you're safe.

You're through to the next round.

If you buzz in with an incorrect answer, though,

you'll go straight home. So do take care. Very best of luck.

According to the title of a 1986 film,

which character played by Matthew Broderick had a day off?

Malcolm.

Ferris Bueller.

Hey, Malcolm, it's the right answer. Very well played.

You're through to the next round. Take your place in the centre.

Being a church minister makes me think he won't know

Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

I haven't always been a church minister.

-HE LAUGHS

-You're quite right.

You're quite right. I forget that.

Jo and Morag,

one of you will be safe through to the next round.

One of you will be leaving us.

Very best of luck to you both. It all comes down to this question.

The Sebastian Faulks' novel Birdsong

is set largely during which conflict? Jo.

World War I.

Is the right answer. Jo, you're safe and through to the next round.

Please, take your place in the centre.

Morag, so sorry to lose you.

SHE SIGHS

You get up so early cos of the cats and now this.

-I know...

-You're the only one out of our seven

to say, 'no' to the question, "Are you a risk taker?"

SHE CHUCKLES

I'm afraid no risks on the buzzers and we have to lose you.

-Morag, it's been lovely having you.

-Thank you.

For our other six though, let's find our next two tribes.

Congratulations to the six of you, especially our Yes Tribe there.

A very impressive performance.

Victoria, you were on that Yes Tribe.

-Yes.

-You got through. You didn't get a single question right.

-No.

-Stuart saved you every single time.

-He did.

-I suspect you've saved enough people in your time though.

So you are due a bit of payback.

OK. We're going to swap tribes now.

I'll find two brand-new ones. Let's find out what they'll be.

Before the show, we asked you the following...

"I would quit work if I won the lottery."

Malcolm, if you're on the Yes Tribe,

I'm going to be very, very surprised.

-Victoria, what tribe are you on here?

-Yes.

-You would quit work?

-I would quit work, yes.

Let's see who is joining you. Our Yes Tribe is Victoria,

Brad and Jo.

Our No Tribe is

Malcolm,

Ian and Stuart.

Everybody, join your tribes.

So our Yes Tribe would give up work if they won the lottery.

Even if it was a tenner?

THEY LAUGH

Jo, what do you do for a living?

I'm a legal secretary.

And will your workmates be watching?

Yes, they will be watching.

Are they aware that you would give up work

at the first sniff of a bit of cash?

Oh, yes, they know I would give up work. Yes.

Despite how much you love them?

I never said I loved them, did I?

SHE LAUGHS

Brad. I thought you were a musician, Brad.

Well, I'd be able to carry on and play for fun in my own time

and on my own terms.

Ah, so what do you have to do currently?

-Well, I have to be in a band with other people, you know?

-Oh.

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

Isn't that... Are they going to be watching, Brad?

I'm sure they will be, yeah.

Jo and Brad, I worry about your working conditions.

Victoria, our firefighter.

I love my job.

However, night shifts are hard work sometimes, so...

And I like my sleep.

I like to lay in, so, if I win the lottery,

I can lay in every day.

No Tribe.

Malcolm,

I would have loved it if you'd said 'yes'.

-HE LAUGHS

-"You know what,

"if I have to see another Sunday morning, I am going to go nuts."

Probably my churches would say the same thing.

-But you enjoy your job? A vocation?

-Yeah, absolutely love it.

-Ian, you're an actor.

-Yeah.

Another job you can't really give up, can you,

-if it's in your blood.

-Well, it's my dream job already,

so there's no way I'd give it up.

If anything, winning the lottery,

even a tenner, would make my job a hell of a lot easier.

-And, Stuart.

-Yes.

-Remind us what you do.

-I'm a recruitment consultant.

-Again, it's a vocation.

-It's one of those things, in your blood.

-Yes.

-LAUGHTER

-You're born into it.

It's not the most glamorous but it's fair to say

the nature of it would change if I won the lottery.

I think we'll start with our No Tribe.

Satisfied in your work, it's always nice to see in people.

-Are you all ready?

-ALL: Yeah.

Start the clock.

Malcolm, ABBA won the 1974 Eurovision Song Contest

-with which song?

-Waterloo.

Correct. Ian, in the dish eggs Benedict,

how is the egg traditionally cooked?

-Pass.

-Stuart.

-Poached.

-Correct. Malcolm, Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie

played which comical duo created by PG Wodehouse?

Jeeves and Wooster.

Correct. Ian, what item

is usually given to the winner of a professional boxing title?

Belt.

Correct. Stuart, the 1994 Louis de Bernieres novel

-is called Captain Corelli's WHAT?

-Mandolin.

-Correct.

Malcolm, which engineering process involves pumping fluid

into rocks at high pressure to retrieve natural gas?

-Fracking.

-Correct.

Ian, The Shambles

is a medieval shopping street in which northern UK city?

-Manchester.

-Incorrect. Stuart.

-York.

-Correct. Malcolm,

Saleem Sinai is the telepathic protagonist of which 1981 novel

by Salman Rushdie?

The Satanic Verses.

-Incorrect. Ian.

-Pass.

Stuart, to save your tribe.

Um...

I...

The Kingdom Of Brothers.

It's incorrect. The answer was Midnight's Children.

But, No Tribe, you scored a very creditable 7 points.

APPLAUSE

So, Yes Tribe.

Looked like they'd get more than 7 there for a little bit,

but 8 points.

8 points will see you safely through.

Start the clock.

Jo, in 2010, who replaced Margaret Mountford

as Alan Sugar's aid on the BBC show The Apprentice?

Karren Brady.

Correct. Brad, Otto Von Bismarck

was the unifier and first chancellor of which European country?

Germany.

Correct. Victoria, "ferrum" is the Latin name for which metal?

Iron.

Correct. Jo, James Dean Bradfield

-is the lead singer of which Welsh rock band?

-Manic Street Preachers.

Correct. Brad, before independence,

which country was known as East Pakistan?

-Pass.

-Victoria.

Uh, Afghanistan.

Incorrect. Jo, to save your tribe.

India.

The answer was Bangladesh.

I'm afraid you were going great guns but in the end, just 4 points.

APPLAUSE

And that means, with seven points, our No Tribe,

you are safely through to the next round.

Congratulations. Please take your place in the centre.

So, Yes Tribe...

..you have all effectively told your workmates what you think of them.

THEY LAUGH

And now one of you will be leaving us.

All ready?

Here's your first question.

Which British sportswoman is a six-time marathon winner

and recipient of 11 Paralympic gold medals?

Victoria.

SHE SIGHS

Sorry, Victoria. You buzzed in, you didn't give me a correct answer.

-The answer was Dame Tanni Grey-Thompson.

-Yeah.

Victoria, you leave us.

That means, Jo and Brad, you're through to the next round.

Please take you place in the centre.

Victoria. Victoria.

Did you know it and it just went out of your head when you buzzed in?

I was about to say Dame...

and then I couldn't think what her name was.

-You know Dame's not her first name as well, don't you?

-I know.

That's the problem. We asked you all sorts of things.

We asked you another lottery question

and you're the only person of our 7 to answer 'yes' to the question,

"If I won the lottery, I'd buy a yacht."

-So you'd quit your job and buy a yacht.

-That's it.

-Quite right.

Victoria, lovely having you.

Sorry we don't get the chance to get to know you a little bit more.

For our other five though, it's time to find our next two tribes.

Well done to the five of you.

Well done particularly to Ian and Stuart.

You've been on both winning tribes so far. Very impressive.

Let's see. We're going to split you up with these two tribes.

Before the show, we asked you the following...

"I'm easily excited." Take that how you will.

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

Ian, what team are you on for "I'm easily excited"?

-Yeah.

-You are easily excited? Oh, that's nice.

That's nice. Who would you like on your team if you could choose?

-Presumably Stuart.

-Yeah, yeah. Stuart's been very good so far.

Managed to bail me out in the last round a couple of times as well.

Well, let's find out. Our Yes Tribe is Ian...

..and Stuart.

And our No Tribe are Jo, Malcolm and Brad.

Everybody, join your tribes.

Ian and Stuart, we can't split you up.

We cannot split you up and you're both easily excited.

If I was a school teacher, I'd put one of you at the front

and one of you at the back of the class.

Ian, what sort of things excite you?

Well, Barnsley FC.

Being easily excited probably gets me through watching a team like Barnsley.

If you are excited by Barnsley FC, I will put you in the category

-"easily excited."

-Very right.

-I'll give you that.

Nothing against Barnsley by the way. You are a terrific football team.

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

-Stuart.

-Yes.

-It's a lovely way to live your life,

to be easily excited.

I think it makes life a lot easier, definitely. Yes.

-To be excited and positive about life is great.

-Exactly.

What would you say to someone who isn't easily excited?

Well, you know, each to his own but,

hopefully, some of the excitement will wear off.

That's all I can hope for.

Each...to his own.

-So, Stuart to the three of you. Jo.

-Yes.

You're not easily excited.

What can I say? It takes a lot to get me excited.

THEY LAUGH

Oh, Jo.

It's 6:15...

-SHE LAUGHS

-..on a weekday evening.

-We will leave it there.

-Yes.

-Malcolm.

-Yes.

You're not easily excited.

No, no. We have to be quite level-headed in my job, really.

So I think it goes with the territory, doesn't it?

I see there. It's your duty, in a way, to keep a level head.

Brad,

-again, you like to keep a level head?

-Yeah.

The older I get, the more jaded and cynical I become about life,

so it takes a lot more to excite me than it did when I was a teenager.

Excellent. That is a good message to today's teenagers, Brad.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for spreading that joy

to us all.

We will start with you, the No Tribe.

Everybody ready?

-Everybody calm?

-Yes.

Start the clock. Jo, a signet is the young of which bird?

-Swan.

-Correct. Malcolm,

which star of Dragons' Den took part in the 2013 series

of Strictly Come Dancing?

Deborah Meaden.

Correct. Brad, Catherine Zeta Jones starred alongside David Jason

in which '90s TV series?

The Darling Buds Of May.

Correct. Jo, in which Bronte novel is Bertha Mason locked in the attic

of Thornfield Hall?

Wuthering Heights.

Incorrect. Malcolm.

-Pass.

-Brad, to save your tribe.

-Jane Eyre.

Is the right answer. Jo,

the Dandy and Beano comics were founded in which Scottish city?

-Aberdeen.

-Incorrect. Malcolm.

-Glasgow.

-Incorrect. Brad, to save your tribe.

Edinburgh.

It's not right, I'm afraid.

They're famously both founded in Dundee.

At the end of that round, No Tribe, you scored 4 points.

-APPLAUSE

-4 points.

Yes Tribe.

Look at Ian's face.

There's a man who is easily excited, cos he knows just 5 points

is all you need to be straight into our final four.

-Ready?

-Yeah.

Start the clock. Ian, in the 1960s, which American group had hits with

-Good Vibrations and Barbara Ann?

-Beach Boys.

Correct. Stuart,

which cigar-smoking, raincoat wearing, homicide detective

was played by Peter Falk?

-Colombo.

-Correct.

Ian, singer Lily Allen is the daughter of which British actor?

-Keith Allen.

-Correct. Stuart,

which farm animal is known as "schwein" in German?

-Pig.

-Correct.

Ian, to win, Dexys Midnight Runners had

the UK's biggest selling single of 1982 with which song?

Come on, Eileen.

It's the right answer.

Yes Tribe, you have 5 points.

You're safely through to our final four.

Please take your places in the centre.

No Tribe.

No Tribe.

Had very little trouble knocking those 5 points off there.

I'm afraid one of you has to leave us just before the final four.

Jo, Malcolm and Brad, fingers on buzzers.

Very best of luck to all three of you.

Here is your first question.

In British tradition,

the Royal Maundy Service is usually held on which day of the week?

Malcolm.

Thursday.

Is the correct answer, Malcolm. You're through to our final four.

Jo, Brad...

..one question.

One of you in the final four.

One of you going home.

And it's down to this. Fingers on buzzers.

Which word can follow "gold", "green" and "bull"

to give the names of three birds commonly seen in... Jo.

Finch.

..to give the names of three birds commonly seen in the UK?

The answer is finch.

Jo, you're in our final four. Very well played.

Brad.

Brad.

We have to say goodbye, I'm afraid.

We have to say farewell.

See, look how calm he looks, even now.

Nothing...nothing will faze Brad.

Lovely having you, Brad. I hope you've enjoyed yourself.

-Thoroughly enjoyed it, thank you.

-Excellent. For our final four,

it's time to find our next two tribes.

Our final four.

Our final four.

Congratulations to all of you. Ian and Stuart,

we can't separate you. You've been on the winning tribe

all three times.

You're in our final four. Very, very impressive.

You may be on the same tribe again.

As you know, in this round, it's where things change.

It's always two vs two. At the end of the round,

the winning tribe will both go straight through to our final.

The losing tribe will go home immediately.

There are no more second chances.

Will it be Ian and Stuart together again?

Let's take a look. Let's see how we're going to split you.

Before the show we asked you the following...

"I like the way I look." Stuart,

what did you say to this?

Uh, a big fat 'no', Richard.

A big fat 'no' from Stuart.

Would you like to keep Ian on your team?

I think so, yes. But I imagine he might like the way that he looks.

I'm not sure.

Because he's an actor?

-STUART LAUGHS Indeed. Yes.

-I hear you.

Our No Tribe is...Stuart...

..and Jo.

Which means our Yes Tribe is Malcolm and Ian.

Everybody, join your tribes.

Jo and Stuart, our No Tribe,

I am not having this at all. Not for a second.

You're both very, very attractive people.

Jo, you don't like the way you look?

If I won a lottery, I would have a bit of nip and tuck.

-Oh, yeah.

-You don't need to change a thing, if I be so bold.

And, Stuart?

Yes, I wish I was a little bit taller.

Yeah, me too. Me too.

LAUGHTER

Tell me about it.

You know what, 6ft 10" would do me. That'd be lovely.

THEY LAUGH

I don't think either of you need to change, my honest opinion.

Thank you.

Whereas you two...

No, neither of you need to change.

-Malcolm, are you happy with the way you look? Why wouldn't you be?

-Yes.

Yeah, I'm quite happy with it.

And would that be a message you would send out to everybody?

Well, I think everyone should be happy with who they are.

-There's only one you, right?

-Yeah, absolutely.

Unless you're a twin...where there's two of you.

AUDIENCE LAUGHS No, you're still one person.

Yes, even twins are individuals. You're right. I got that wrong.

Sorry, twins.

Ian, happy with the way you look? Very important in an actor.

To be honest, it's not so much that I...I really like the way I look,

it's more that I'm past caring if people don't like the way I look.

That's the best we can hope for after a certain time, isn't it?

-Yeah.

-It's the best we can hope for - to be past caring.

Now, this round is all on the buzzer.

The first tribe to answer five questions correctly

go through to today's final.

For the losing tribe, it is game over immediately.

Malcolm and Ian,

Jo and Stuart, very best of luck.

Fingers on buzzers. Here's your first question.

Which of Roger Hargreaves' Mr Men characters is orange, wears a...

Ian.

Mr Tickle.

Blimey. ..is orange, wears a hat and has extremely long arms?

Good interruption, Ian. It's Mr Tickle.

1-0 to our Yes Tribe.

I wonder if Mr Tickle likes the way he looks.

Or if he thinks, "Oh, I wish I had slightly shorter arms."

And also, overdone the spray tan.

THEY LAUGH

The hundredth day of the year falls during which month?

Stuart.

-April.

-Correct.

1 point all.

I thought it'd take a bit longer to work that out. Very impressive.

Sam Taylor-Wood's film Nowhere Boy centred on which member of...

Ian.

-John Lennon.

-..centred on which member of The Beatles?

John Lennon is the right answer. Well played, Ian.

2-1 to our Yes Tribe.

First to 5 makes it through to our final.

Formerly known as Dutch Guiana, Suriname is loc...

Ian.

South America.

Ha-ha, good interruption. ..formerly known as Dutch Guiana,

Suriname is located on which continent?

It's South America.

Yes Tribe - 3, No Tribe - 1.

Any time you fancy joining in, Malcolm, you just feel free.

-You're quite happy, aren't you?

-Yeah, yeah.

-Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

In UK road safety,

the term "pedestrian light-controlled crossings"

is commonly abbreviated to the name... Malcolm.

Pelican.

..commonly abbreviated to the name of which bird?

It's pelican.

Well played, Malcolm. It is now 4 points to our Yes Tribe,

1 to our No Tribe.

Yes Tribe,

you are one correct answer away from playing in our final.

No Tribe, comeback is required.

And immediately.

Very best of luck, both teams.

What word is used specifically to describe the diet of someone

who doesn't eat meat but...

Stuart.

Vegan.

This is not the right answer.

I'll have to complete the whole question

and I can pass it over to the Yes Tribe.

What word is used specifically to describe the diet of someone

who doesn't eat meat but does eat fish?

-Is that pescetarian?

-Pescetarian.

-Pescetarian.

-Pescetarian...

..is the right answer.

Yes Tribe, you win 5-1. You're in today's final.

APPLAUSE

-No Tribe. Jo, Stuart, didn't quite get going there.

-No.

If it is any consolation, genuinely,

you may not like the way you look but you both look terrific.

-You both look lovely.

-Thank you.

-You'll look sensational on television.

-We thank you so much for playing as well.

-Thank you.

But for our Yes Tribe,

Malcolm and Ian,

it's time to play today's Two Tribes final.

Malcolm and Ian,

congratulations on making it all the way through to our final.

Ian, you've been on every single winning tribe.

Congratulations on that as well.

The big difference between you,

we know that, Ian, you're easily excited

and Malcolm less so.

Let's see how that plays out in this round. Malcolm, how are you feeling?

Uh, a bit excited. LAUGHTER

There we go! Breaking the habit of a lifetime.

And, Ian, how are you feeling?

I'm absolutely over the moon.

HE LAUGHS

We've now split you into your very own two tribes.

It's Malcolm vs Ian.

You've also got your very own 60 second clock.

All you have to do is protect that clock at all costs.

Our first question, and only our first question,

will be on the buzzer. If you get it right,

your opponent's clock will start ticking down.

It'll keep ticking down until they get a question right,

then your clock will start ticking down.

Your job, your challenge is to force your opponent's clock down to zero.

And if you do that, you will leave with today's prize.

Malcolm, Ian, brilliant performance so far.

For the final time today, let's play Two Tribes.

APPLAUSE

So, this first question and first question only

is on the buzzer.

In 2012, what "Style" was a hit for the South Korean singer

Psy? Ian.

Gangnam.

Gangnam is correct. Malcolm, that means

your clock will start as soon as I start this next question.

Malcolm, which US president of the 20th century

was popularly known as Ike?

Eisenhower.

Correct. Ian, the Great Fire Of London occurred in which year?

1666.

Correct. Malcolm, Stefani Germanotta

is the real name of which American pop star?

-Pass.

-It's Lady Gaga.

Malcolm, which city hosted the summer Olympic Games in 1968?

Los Angeles.

Incorrect. Mexico City. Malcolm, in a BLT sandwich,

which of the three fillings is not suitable for vegetarians?

Bacon.

Correct. Ian, which Hollywood actor stars in the films

Jack Reacher, Oblivion and Edge Of Tomorrow?

-Tom Cruise.

-Correct.

Malcolm, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge

met at which Scottish university?

-St Andrews.

-Correct. Ian,

which fruit is traditionally used in the Scottish dessert cranachan?

Peach.

It's raspberries.

Ian, what is the capital of the Australian state of Queensland?

Darwin.

It's Brisbane. Ian, Medusa belonged

to which group of mythological creatures?

-Gorgon.

-Correct. Malcolm, in which modern-day country

is the birthplace of the composer Frederic Chopin?

-Austria.

-It's Poland.

Malcolm, in 2001 Andre Agassi married which other former

world number one tennis player?

-Steffi Graf.

-Correct.

Ian, Annie Lennox was walking on WHAT,

according to the title of a 1992 top ten single?

-Sunshine.

-Broken glass.

Ian, who was the manager of Fulham FC from 2007 until 2010?

-Chris Coleman.

-It was Roy Hodgson.

Ian, released in January 2014,

which film is based on the true story of Jordan Belfort?

-Pass.

-The Wolf Of Wall Street.

Ian, The Caretaker and The Birthday Party

are plays by which Nobel...

-Pinter.

-Correct.

Malcolm, The War Cry is the weekly newsletter of which...

-Salvation Army.

-Correct. Ian, silent film star Roscoe Arbuckle

was better known by what nickname?

Buster Keaton.

It's Fatty Arbuckle.

Ian, what is the name of Harry Potter's pet owl?

-Pass.

-It's Hedwig.

Ian, triskaidekaphobia is the fear of which number?

13.

Correct. Malcolm, Bridgetown is the capital

of which Caribbean island nation?

-Jamaica.

-It's Barbados.

Malcolm, first published in 1954,

who wrote the novel Lord Of The Flies?

-Pass.

-It's William Golding.

Malcolm, which stadium in Edinburgh is home to the Scottish rugby union team?

-Pass.

-It's Murrayfield.

Malcolm, who was appointed Secretary Of State For Education in 2010?

-BEEP

-Pass.

-Yes!

It was Michael Gove.

And with one second left on the clock

our winner today, it's Ian.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Oh-ho-ho,

how about that, Ian?

How about that? Terrific head-to-head, both of you.

Malcolm, so sorry.

-Just the momentum sometimes, it just goes, doesn't it?

-Yeah.

Everything goes from your head.

And Ian, just saved yourself with one second to spare.

And it's all you needed.

Ian, you have one last question, one last choice to make.

One last tribe to join.

Going to give you £1,000 worth of something. A nice treat for you.

Before the show we asked you the following,

"What would you like,

"£1,000 to spend on cinema tickets - that'll take you a long time -

"or £1,000 worth of gym membership?"

I'm going to go with

the cinema tickets.

£1,000 worth of cinema tickets. That's a lot of cinema.

A lovely treat.

Very well played, Ian. Congratulations.

Malcolm and Ian, thank you so much for making it such a terrific show.

And thank you very much for watching. Much appreciated.

See you again next time on Two Tribes.

APPLAUSE