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On Two Tribes, our seven contestants have already answered yes or no

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to hundreds of questions revealing everything about themselves.

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Of today's players, we know that one of them

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has stood someone up on a date...

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two of them have had a spray tan.

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But all of them are about to play

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the quiz that puts their knowledge AND their personalities to the test.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Good evening, everybody, welcome to Two Tribes,

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the quiz where what you think could be as important as what you know.

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We've got seven new contestants all ready to play. Let's meet them.

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APPLAUSE

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I'm Ross and I'm a managing director from West Sussex.

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I'm Sharon, a social worker from Birmingham.

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I'm Fraser, I'm a hotel receptionist from Rochdale in Lancashire.

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I'm Barry, I'm a retail manager from Manchester.

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I'm Sarah, I'm an education studies graduate from Nottingham.

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I'm Joan, a retired admin assistant from the Wirral.

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I'm Warren, I'm a Royal Navy helicopter pilot

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from Limavady in Northern Ireland.

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APPLAUSE

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Very, very solid introductions, all seven of you,

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though slightly shown up by Warren right at the end.

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He goes, "Oh, me? I'm just a Royal Navy helicopter pilot.

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"It's not even something to worry about."

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It's lovely to have you all here.

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Now, before the show, all seven of you completed our survey,

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answering questions about yourselves.

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There's some of them on the screen.

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In every round, we're going to split you into two tribes

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based on who said yes and who said no to some of those questions.

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Both tribes then face a series of general knowledge questions.

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To stay safe, you need to be on the winning tribe.

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And one of you will be walking away with a rather nice prize.

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OK, good luck to you all. Let's find our first two tribes today.

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Before the show, we asked you the following...

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Who said yes to that, who said no? Let's find out. Our Yes Tribe is...

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Ross, Sharon, Joan and super helicopter pilot Warren.

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Our No Tribe is Fraser, Barry and Sarah.

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-Everyone, join your tribes.

-APPLAUSE

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So, our Yes Tribe, they eat their five a day.

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Our No Tribe, who I have to say I have some sympathy with,

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they don't quite manage it.

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Barry, they say now we're supposed to eat seven a day.

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If it's biscuits, I can do it. But not everything else.

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I don't think that's what they're recommending.

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-I've got to keep this figure up.

-You're a fine figure of a man.

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-Sarah?

-I've been a student for the past three years,

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so I can't really afford it.

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AUDIENCE: Awww!

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I think you can afford, like, carrots, surely?

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-Not so much.

-I think five a day is difficult.

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Lots of people say they eat five a day, don't they?

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But they lie. And talking of such people...

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our Yes Tribe. Ross, you eat five a day?

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I do indeed, if not seven a day.

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I work in the fitness industry, so I have to lead by example.

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Oh, he makes you sick, doesn't he?

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You're looking very good on it, Ross, I must say.

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-Sharon, five a day?

-Definitely.

-How do you manage to do that?

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I have fruit with breakfast, usually bananas and maybe some strawberry.

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Lunchtime, I'll have a really good salad and more fruit.

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And tea, I just eat vegetables.

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And on the end there, obviously - obviously! - Warren.

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-You probably eat 30 a day.

-Not quite.

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-I presume you have to keep fit.

-You do. It's expected.

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You've got the fitness test to pass,

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but on a little bit of a health kick at the minute,

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so very much part of the diet, as it were.

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OK, well, Yes Tribe and No Tribe, here's how it's going to work.

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I'll give you 60 seconds' worth of questions

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to score as many points as you can.

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If you get a question wrong, I pass the same question down the line.

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If you all get the same question wrong,

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your 60 seconds will end immediately.

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The winning tribe at the end of this round will be safe

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and through to the next round.

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If you're on the losing tribe, you are in trouble.

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Make sure you're on the winning tribe.

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We'll start with the Yes Tribe. Ross, we start with you.

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-Everybody ready?

-ALL: Yep.

-OK. Start the clock.

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Ross, Eric Blair wrote the novel Animal Farm under what pseudonym?

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-Pass.

-Sharon?

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-George Orwell.

-Correct.

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Joan, the famous statue of Christ the Redeemer

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overlooks which Brazilian city?

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-Rio.

-Correct.

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Warren, which Britpop band released the 1995 album Different Class?

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-Pulp.

-Correct.

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Ross, who was the original presenter of MasterChef when it began in 1990?

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-Pass.

-Sharon?

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-Loyd Grossman.

-Correct.

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Joan, in 2014, Peter Moores was re-appointed

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head coach of the England team in which sport?

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-Football?

-Incorrect. Warren?

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-Tennis.

-Incorrect. Ross?

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-Cricket.

-Right.

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Sharon, which animal has a name

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derived from the Spanish meaning "little armoured one"?

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-Tortoise.

-Incorrect. Joan?

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-Pass.

-Warren?

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-Aardvark.

-Incorrect. Ross, to save your tribe.

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Turtle?

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The little armoured one in Spanish. Anyone on the No Team?

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-ALL: Armadillo.

-Armadillo!

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You see? That's what you get from not eating any fruit and veg.

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They ALL knew it.

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At the end of that round, Yes Tribe, you scored five points.

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-Five points.

-APPLAUSE

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Very appropriate you scored five points, as well.

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There's your five a day right there.

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No Tribe, if you score six points, you're going to be safe

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and through to the next round. OK?

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Very, very best of luck to you. Everybody ready?

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Fraser, we will start with you. Start the clock.

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Fraser, the song Eye Of The Tiger

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is closely associated with which boxing film series?

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-Rocky.

-Correct.

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Barry, diamond and graphite are different forms of which element?

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-Carbon.

-They are.

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Sarah, the sitcom Fawlty Towers was set in which seaside town?

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-Brighton?

-Incorrect. Fraser?

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-Torquay.

-Correct.

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Barry, how many milligrams are in one gram?

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-Ten.

-Incorrect. Sarah?

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-100.

-Incorrect. Fraser?

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-1,000.

-There are, yeah.

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Barry, what was the name of the first satellite

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launched into orbit by the USSR in 1957?

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-Sputnik.

-Correct.

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To win, Sarah, in Formula One,

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the Chinese Grand Prix is held in which city?

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-Pass.

-Fraser?

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-Shanghai.

-Is the correct answer, Fraser!

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-Six points to the No Tribe.

-APPLAUSE

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No Tribe, you've won, you are safe, you're through to the next round.

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Please take your place in the centre.

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APPLAUSE

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Yes Tribe, turns out fruit and veg are bad for you.

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One of you will be leaving us, and this is how we're going to do it.

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You've all got buzzers in front of you.

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I'm going to ask you a series of questions now.

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If you buzz in and get one right, you are through,

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you will join our friends here in the centre.

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Buzz in and get one wrong, though, you'll be going straight home.

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Very best of luck. Here's your first question.

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When listed alphabetically, which day of the week comes first?

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-Ross?

-Monday.

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Ross, it's not Monday, I'm afraid. The answer is Friday.

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That means, Sharon, Joan and Warren, you are all safe,

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all through to the next round.

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Please take your place in the centre.

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APPLAUSE

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Ross, do you know what? Everybody else was too chicken to go for it.

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You were the only one to go for it.

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You're also the only person of our seven who, when we asked

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"Would you consider plastic surgery?" you said yes.

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The only one.

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But that's all we're going to find out about you now, Ross. Thank you.

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It's been lovely having you here,

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but for our other six, let's find our next two tribes.

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APPLAUSE

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Congratulations to the six of you. Very well played.

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Particular congratulations to Sarah. You were on a good tribe there,

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-because you didn't get any questions right at all.

-I know!

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But you still managed to join us here.

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In fact, every single time you were saved by Fraser.

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Every time. Well done, Fraser. You may not be in the same tribe now,

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because of course, new round, new tribes.

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Before the show, we asked you the following...

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"I believe in ghosts." Sarah, what tribe are you on here?

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-Definitely a yes.

-You're a yes. We shall discuss this in a moment.

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I presume you'd like to take Fraser with you.

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-Yes, please.

-Well, we'll see.

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The Yes Tribe, the people who said yes to the question

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"I believe in ghosts", are...

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Sarah...

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-Joan and Fraser.

-SARAH:

-Whoa!

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And the people who said no to that question, our No Tribe,

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are Sharon, Barry and Warren.

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-Everybody, join your tribes.

-APPLAUSE

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So, Yes Tribe, our ghost believers.

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Sarah, you sounded like you really, really, really believe in ghosts.

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There has to be something, surely. I've seen things move.

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Yeah, hey, we've all seen things move.

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But you just think conceptually there must be.

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Well, you've certainly got a guardian angel, and that's Fraser.

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Fraser, you believe in ghosts?

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Well, there's a pub near us which is supposed to be haunted,

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and one night I was in

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and all the menus got blown straight off the tables, so yeah.

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I literally stopped listening to the story as soon as you said "pub".

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-Joan, you believe in ghosts?

-I do.

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And have you ever encountered a ghost or a ghostly presence?

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I haven't, no, but I would like to.

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I worry about the maths of ghosts.

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I'm going to be honest with you. Billions of people have died.

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Where are they all? We'd be overrun with them.

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The No Tribe. Sharon, not for you.

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I'm a definite glass pusher on a Ouija board, really.

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-So, again, you believe in things moving.

-No. I do it myself.

-Exactly.

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-Barry?

-Richard, I think I was in the same pub with Fraser.

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What happened was somebody opened the door.

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-Warren, are there ghosts?

-There are no ghosts.

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However, leprechauns and pots of gold...!

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That, Warren, is a whole other round, I think.

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I think we'll start with our No Tribe this time, our sceptics,

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our non-believers.

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There's people at home arguing now about whether ghosts exist.

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Stop arguing about ghosts and watch this, OK?

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No Tribe, I'm going to give you 60 seconds' worth of questions.

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Get one wrong, I pass that question down the line.

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If you all get the question wrong,

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-your 60 seconds end immediately. Everybody ready?

-ALL: Yeah.

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OK, best of luck to all three of you. Start the clock.

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Sharon, which famous Scandinavian pop group

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took their name from the first initials of its four members?

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-ABBA.

-Correct.

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Barry, which well-known bridge links San Francisco to Marin County?

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-The Golden Gate Bridge.

-Correct.

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Warren, in which decade were O levels replaced by GCSEs?

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-'80s.

-Correct.

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Sharon, the mandible is a scientific name for which part of the body?

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-Jaw.

-It is.

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The name of what dessert translates into English as "burnt cream"?

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-Creme brulee.

-Correct.

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In Roald Dahl's Charlie And The Chocolate Factory,

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what was Charlie's surname?

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-Pass.

-Sharon?

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-Bucket.

-It was.

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In which year did England last host the European Football Championships?

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-1996.

-Correct.

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Warren, which '50s Hollywood star

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is the father of actress Jamie Lee Curtis?

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-Pass.

-Sharon?

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-Tony Curtis.

-Correct.

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Barry, which French electronic duo

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provided the soundtrack to the film Tron: Legacy?

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-Erm, pass.

-Warren?

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-Daft Punk.

-Correct.

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Sharon, in 2000, who became the first British boxer

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to receive a knighthood?

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-Sorry.

-The answer to that one was Henry Cooper. Sir Henry Cooper.

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And at the end of that round, No Tribe, you scored nine points.

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APPLAUSE

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Yes Tribe, you have nine points to beat.

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Ten points will see you safe and sound and into the next round.

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-You all ready?

-Yes.

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Very, very best of luck. Start the clock.

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Fraser, now run by the Kennel Club,

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which dog show was first held in 1891?

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-Crufts.

-Correct.

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Sarah, the Vatican City is an enclave of which other city?

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-Rome.

-Correct.

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Joan, represented by a ram,

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what is traditionally the first sign of the zodiac?

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-Libra?

-Incorrect. Fraser.

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-Aries.

-Right.

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The Sharks and Jets are rival gangs in which Leonard Bernstein musical?

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-West Side Story.

-Correct.

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Joan, traditionally, how many lines make up a limerick?

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-Two?

-Incorrect. Fraser?

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-Five.

-Correct!

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Sarah, the Galapagos Islands

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are governed by which South American country?

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-Er, Brazil.

-Incorrect. Joan?

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-Rio?

-Incorrect.

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Fraser, to save your tribe?

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-Ecuador.

-Is the right answer.

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Sarah, which band released the 1997 album OK Computer?

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-Erm, Pet Shop Boys.

-Incorrect. Joan?

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-Pass.

-Fraser?

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-Radiohead.

-Is the right answer.

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Sarah, at the 2014 Winter Olympics,

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who won gold for Team GB in the women's skeleton?

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-Erm, Shelley Rudman?

-Incorrect. Joan?

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Pass.

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At the end of that round, despite Fraser's best efforts,

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the Yes Tribe, you scored seven points.

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APPLAUSE

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No Tribe, you don't believe in ghosts, you're the winning tribe.

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You are through to the next round.

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Please take your places in the centre.

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APPLAUSE

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Yes Tribe, one of you will be leaving us right now, I'm afraid.

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Give me a correct answer, you're through to the next round.

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Buzz in and give me an incorrect answer, like Ross did,

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you'll be going straight home.

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OK, very best of luck to all three of you. Here's your first question.

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In Shakespeare's Romeo And Juliet, what is Juliet's surname?

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-Sarah.

-Capulet.

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It's Capulet, Sarah. Very well played.

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You are safe and through to the next round.

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APPLAUSE

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Fraser, Joan, it's all on this one question.

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One of you is about to leave us.

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What colour is the Teletubby Laa-Laa?

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-Joan?

-Yellow.

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It's the right answer, Joan. You are through to the next round.

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APPLAUSE

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Join the others in the centre, please.

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-Fraser...

-Yeah!

-Fraser, sometimes life, I'm going to say, is not fair.

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-No.

-You got every single question we asked you today correct.

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But I didn't know the colour of a Teletubby.

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Who knew that would be your downfall?

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Fraser, thank you for playing.

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And for the other five, let's find our next two tribes.

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APPLAUSE

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Congratulations to our Famous Five.

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Particular congratulations to Barry, been on both winning tribes.

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It shows the benefits of not eating five a day or believing in ghosts.

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But we're going to find some brand-new tribes now.

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Before the show, we asked you the following...

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"I'm grumpy in the morning." Barry, are you grumpy in the morning?

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No, never, Richard. Never grumpy.

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Even without raspberries, strawberries, blueberries and blackberries?

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-Yeah.

-You're still happy.

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I know there's a biscuit downstairs.

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The secret to not being grumpy - there's always a biscuit somewhere.

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OK, well, let's find out who our tribes are. Our No Tribe is...

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Barry, and you are joined by...

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Joan. And that means our Yes Tribe is Sharon, Sarah and Warren.

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-Everybody, join your tribes.

-APPLAUSE

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So, No Tribe, who are not grumpy in the morning,

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happy in the morning, Barry been on two winning tribes,

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with Joan, who's been on two losing tribes,

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-so something's got to give now.

-Sorry!

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-Joan, you happy in the morning?

-Very. Never wake up grumpy, never.

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-Why do you think that is?

-I don't know, I'm just a happy person.

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So it's either nothing at all or it's biscuits. One or the other.

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Biscuits, everybody. Biscuits, Warren. You grumpy in the morning?

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I am, yeah. Very much so. I'm a bit of a dreamer.

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I enjoy a lie-in, so getting rudely awakened by the alarm clock

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or my wife is, yeah, quite upsetting.

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-Sarah, not a morning person?

-No!

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Getting up before nine o'clock is hard.

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People just don't talk to me before nine o'clock.

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-Sharon, do you like a lie-in?

-Oh, I love a lie-in.

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All day I would stay in bed. All day.

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Roughly when do you kick in in a day, Sharon,

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roughly what time do you get non-grumpy?

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-Drinks time.

-Ah.

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I always think that's roughly when Pointless starts, about 5.15.

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Well, we will start with our Yes Tribe. Everybody ready?

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-Mm-hm.

-Start the clock.

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Sharon, in 1989, a glass pyramid was opened as the entrance hall

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of which art museum in Paris?

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-Louvre.

-Correct.

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At which monument in Wiltshire

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do people traditionally celebrate the summer solstice?

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-Stonehenge.

-Correct.

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Warren, intelligence officer George Smiley appears in novels

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by which British author?

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-Pass.

-Sharon?

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-Frederick Forsyth?

-Incorrect. Sarah, to save your tribe.

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Intelligence officer George Smiley appears in novels

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by which British author?

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-Ian Rankin?

-It's not Ian Rankin.

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It's one of the greatest British authors of all. It's John le Carre.

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John le Carre, I'm afraid.

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And at the end of that, if you give me a moment to tot up, you scored...

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-All right...

-Two points. Two points, Yes Tribe.

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APPLAUSE

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Would you have got John le Carre on the No Tribe?

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-Yeah, I might have guessed that one.

-I wouldn't have done.

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That's the secret of being happy, is always be honest.

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Always be honest. I would have lied through my teeth there, Joan.

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So, two points to beat. That's all you've got to do.

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Three points will see both of you through to our final four.

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-Right, No Tribe, are you ready?

-Yep.

-Start the clock.

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Barry, who wrote and illustrated The Tale Of Peter Rabbit?

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-Beatrix Potter.

-Correct.

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Joan, in a famous speech,

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who described 1992 as an annus horribilis?

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-The Queen.

-Correct.

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Barry, to win, what name was given

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to the first supersonic passenger aeroplane?

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-Concorde.

-Is the right answer.

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APPLAUSE

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Just like that!

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Just like that. Three points, 15 seconds all you took.

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Barry, you are unstoppable!

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Joan, you are newly unstoppable, which is great. You are both safe.

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-Yay!

-You are both through. Yay!

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You're both through to our final four.

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Please take your places in the centre.

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APPLAUSE

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Yes Tribe, you are grumpy in the morning,

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you're a little bit grumpy now, as well,

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because one of you is going to be leaving us before our final four.

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Sharon, Sarah and Warren,

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I'm going to give you a series of questions now.

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Buzz in and give me a correct answer, you're safely through.

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Buzz in and give me an incorrect answer, you're going home.

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Best of luck to all three of you. Here's your first question.

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In rugby union's Six Nations championship,

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France, Italy and which other team traditionally play in blue shirts?

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-Sarah?

-Scotland.

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Saved yourself again. Scotland. You're through to our final four.

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-Take your place in the centre.

-APPLAUSE

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Sharon, super helicopter pilot Warren,

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one of you is about to go home.

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You'll probably get different transport, but one of you is going.

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Best of luck to both of you.

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Played four times by Harrison Ford, which film character was...

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-Warren?

-Indiana Jones.

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..was afraid of snakes? It was Indiana Jones.

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Warren, you're safely through. Take your place in the centre.

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APPLAUSE

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-Sharon, I am so sorry.

-Not quick enough.

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You can't beat the helicopter pilot, can you?

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You took your hands away from the buzzer.

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You weren't even trying. It does you enormous credit.

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I'm sorry you're grumpy in the morning and I'm sorry it's cost you.

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But for our final four, let's find out next two tribes.

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APPLAUSE

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And we are down to our final four.

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This, of course, is where things change, OK?

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It's going to be two v two, and at the end of this round,

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the winning tribe will both be going through to play in our final.

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The losing tribe will be going home with nothing.

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And there are no second chances any more.

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OK? Let's see how we're going to split you.

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Before the show, we asked you the following...

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"I correct people's grammar."

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I'm just checking that that apostrophe is in the right place.

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Yeah. I think this is going to be a terrifying round for me.

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Literally, I've got to watch every single thing that I say.

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WHICH I say.

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I'm going to have to watch everything that which I say.

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Barry, winning tribe each time.

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Where are you on this one? Do you correct people's grammar?

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-I do, Richard.

-Oh, Barry!

-Usually written...

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If it's written it needs to be right.

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There's no point writing if it's not right.

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There's no point writing if it's not right. You're quite right.

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-With a W and an R!

-Yeah. Oh, this is a minefield, isn't it?

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If you could choose a partner, who would you choose for this one?

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Anybody. Anybody, cos the things I don't know

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I'm sure these will all know.

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I hear ya.

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Well, I can tell you, our Yes Tribe, our correctors of grammar,

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-it's Barry...and it's Warren.

-A FEW GROANS FROM AUDIENCE

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And so our No Tribe, it's Sarah and it's Joan.

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-Everybody, join your tribes.

-APPLAUSE

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Warren, did you hear that little groan?

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You've been such a hero to everyone in the audience

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because of your derring-do and your helicopter pilots.

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As soon as they found out you corrected people's grammar,

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a few little sharp intakes of breath.

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But you've got to be exacting in your job?

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Yeah, it's very much part and parcel. When I'm not flying,

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-I'm writing reports.

-And it's got to be right.

-Exactly.

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Barry, what form does your correcting take?

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I write pantomime scripts, so everyone picks me up

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if I do it wrong, so I'm looking out to get my own back.

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-Sarah, you're a student, I believe.

-Yes.

-What do you study?

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Education studies.

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OK... And does that entail teaching people things?

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It's learning about the theory behind teaching.

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-But grammar? Agh!

-Definitely!

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-Who is even need it?

-I know.

-Am I right?

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I would have thought, Joan, that you would correct grammar. No?

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I'd probably get it wrong myself!

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You know, when people correct grammar and they get it wrong,

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then they're in real trouble.

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I have sympathy with both tribes here. I hope you do at home as well.

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This round, it's all on the buzzers.

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The first tribe to answer five questions correctly

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will be going through to today's final.

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For the losing tribe, it is game over immediately.

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All four of you happy?

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Good luck to you all. Fingers on buzzers. Here's your first question.

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In 1960, the Daily Mirror TV critic predicted

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that which programme was doomed from the outset?

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-Barry?

-Coronation Street.

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Is the right answer. Well played. 1-0.

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Wishy Washy and Widow Twankey are traditionally...

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-Barry?

-Aladdin.

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..in which pantomime? It is Aladdin. We were just talking about it.

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2-0 now to the Yes Tribe. Come on, No Tribe, you can do it.

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Greg James and Fearne Cotton are presenters on which...

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-Warren?

-Radio 1.

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..on which national radio station? It is Radio 1.

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-You knew that one, Sarah.

-Yes.

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You've been so good on the buzzer throughout the show.

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-Too slow.

-3-0 now to the Yes Tribe.

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Which female writer's famous Book Of Household Management

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was published in 18...

0:23:000:23:02

-Barry?

-Mrs Beeton.

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..in 1861? Mrs Beeton's Book Of Household Management. Yes.

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-It's 4-0.

-I knew that one as well!

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You can still do it, though. You can still do it.

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It'd take something spectacular, but you can still do it.

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All right, all right!

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Yes Tribe, you are one question away from our final.

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No Tribe, you could be one question away from going out.

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A statue of which singer

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stood outside Craven Cottage football stadium...

0:23:290:23:31

-Sarah?

-Michael Jackson.

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..from 2011 to 2013? Michael Jackson.

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APPLAUSE

0:23:350:23:37

It is 4-1. The comeback starts here.

0:23:370:23:40

What is the main unit of currency in Malta, Monaco and Montenegro?

0:23:410:23:46

-Barry?

-The pound.

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It's incorrect. So, No Tribe, you can confer.

0:23:480:23:51

-Just say euro.

-Euro.

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-It's the correct answer.

-APPLAUSE

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4-2!

0:23:570:23:59

4-2 suddenly.

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Do you remember just now, when it was 4-0?

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Those were good times.

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Here we go again, though, still one question away from our final.

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Best of luck, both teams.

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What name is commonly given to the pandemic of bubonic plague

0:24:120:24:14

that ravaged Europe in the mid-14th century?

0:24:140:24:17

-Barry?

-The Black Death.

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Is the correct answer, Barry. Yes Tribe, you win 5-2.

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APPLAUSE

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Very well played. Very well played.

0:24:260:24:28

You are straight through to our final. Very well played.

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-Ah, Sarah and Joan...

-We tried.

-You really did try.

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You tried terrifically well.

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We all thought that there was a great comeback on.

0:24:350:24:38

We were briefly excited. Thank you for playing. Enjoyed yourselves?

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-Yes, thank you.

-Very much.

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It's been absolutely lovely having you both here.

0:24:420:24:44

But for Barry and Warren, you are through to today's Two Tribes final.

0:24:440:24:48

APPLAUSE

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Barry and Warren, congratulations on making it this far.

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If I can just sum you up from things we've learned from today's show,

0:24:550:24:58

Barry, you're not grumpy in the mornings, you don't eat five a day,

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you don't believe in ghosts, you do correct people's grammar.

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Warren...

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you fly helicopters.

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Pretty much.

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Now, we split you into your very own two tribes now. It's Barry v Warren.

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We've also given you your very own 60-second clock.

0:25:120:25:15

All you have to do is protect that clock at all costs.

0:25:150:25:18

Our first question, and only our first question, is on the buzzer.

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If you get it right, your opponent's clock will start ticking down.

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It'll keep ticking down till they get a question right,

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then YOUR clock will start ticking down.

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What you have to do is force your opponent's clock down to zero.

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If you do that, you leave with today's prize.

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So, for the final time today, let's play Two Tribes.

0:25:360:25:40

APPLAUSE

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So, just this first question on the buzzer.

0:25:440:25:46

Get it right, we start your opponent's clock ticking down.

0:25:460:25:49

Best of luck to you both.

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What name links a number one single by Kate Bush

0:25:500:25:53

and a novel by Emily Bronte?

0:25:530:25:55

-Barry?

-Wuthering Heights.

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That's correct. Warren, your clock starts ticking down...now.

0:25:560:25:59

Warren, in which decade did Edward VIII abdicate the UK throne?

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-'20s.

-Incorrect. '30s.

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How many knights are on the board at the start of a game of chess?

0:26:050:26:08

-Two.

-It's four.

0:26:080:26:09

Steve Brookstein, Leon Jackson and Matt Cardle

0:26:090:26:11

have all won which TV singing competition?

0:26:110:26:14

-X Factor.

-Is the correct answer.

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Barry, what was the middle name of Victorian engineer Isambard Brunel?

0:26:160:26:19

-Kingdom.

-Correct.

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Correct. Holden Caulfield is the main character

0:26:200:26:22

of which JD Salinger novel?

0:26:220:26:24

-Catcher In The Rye.

-Is the right answer.

0:26:240:26:26

Nairobi is the capital of which country?

0:26:260:26:28

-Kenya.

-Correct.

0:26:280:26:29

The Allianz Arena is a football stadium in which European city?

0:26:290:26:32

-London.

-It's in Munich.

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Who was the Vice President of the United States from 1993 to 2001?

0:26:340:26:38

-Pass.

-It was Al Gore.

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Which famous bell is contained in the Elizabeth Tower in Westminster?

0:26:400:26:44

-Big Ben?

-Is the correct answer.

0:26:460:26:47

Barry, which actor played the Prince Regent in Blackadder The Third?

0:26:470:26:51

-Rik Mayall.

-It was Hugh Laurie.

0:26:510:26:53

What is the name of Tintin's dog?

0:26:530:26:56

-Snowy.

-Correct.

0:26:560:26:57

Warren, which chemical element has the symbol Mg?

0:26:570:27:00

-Magnesium.

-Correct.

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Barry, which Dickens story was adapted into a 1992 film

0:27:010:27:04

starring the Muppets?

0:27:040:27:06

-A Christmas Carol.

-Correct.

0:27:060:27:07

Warren, in which royal park is London Zoo?

0:27:070:27:10

-Hyde Park.

-It's in Regent's Park.

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Warren, which English novelist wrote Tess Of The d'Urbervilles?

0:27:110:27:14

-Pass.

-It's Thomas Hardy.

0:27:140:27:16

A leveret is the young of which animal?

0:27:160:27:19

-An otter.

-It's a hare.

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In 2013, a powerful meteor was filmed exploding over which country?

0:27:200:27:24

-America.

-It's Russia.

0:27:240:27:26

For which 1996...

0:27:260:27:28

-Ohhh, Warren!

-APPLAUSE

0:27:280:27:30

I'm afraid your clock has run out. That means our winner today,

0:27:300:27:33

it's Barry!

0:27:330:27:35

APPLAUSE

0:27:350:27:37

41 seconds left, as well, Barry. Congratulations.

0:27:400:27:43

Warren, it's been such a treat having you on the show.

0:27:430:27:46

-Thank you for playing. Have you enjoyed it?

-I did. It was great.

0:27:460:27:49

We've enjoyed having you here.

0:27:490:27:50

Now, Barry, one final question for you, one final choice,

0:27:500:27:53

one final tribe to join. You get to choose your prize.

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Before the show, we asked you the following...

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Would you like £1,000 worth of theatre tickets

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or would you like £1,000 to spend in a toy shop?

0:28:010:28:04

Do you have children, young relatives?

0:28:040:28:06

I do. I've got two children.

0:28:060:28:07

I've got Oliver, my autistic boy, who's six,

0:28:070:28:10

and Lily, who's eight months.

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-But they've got enough toys!

-Yay!

-So I think I'll take my wife.

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We enjoy trips to London to see theatre. And lots of jazz hands!

0:28:150:28:18

Fantastic. Well, £1,000 will get you an awful lot of those.

0:28:180:28:21

-Congratulations, Barry.

-Thank you. APPLAUSE

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Great. Lovely end to the show. Very well played, Barry.

0:28:230:28:26

Thank you for joining us on Two Tribes. We will see you next time.

0:28:260:28:30

APPLAUSE

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