Episode 24 Two Tribes

On Two Tribes, our seven contestants

have already answered yes or no to hundreds of questions,

revealing everything about themselves.

Of today's players, we know that only one of them

can play a musical instrument,

two of them a daydreamers,

but all of them are about to play the quiz

that puts their knowledge and their personalities to the test.

APPLAUSE

Good evening, everybody. Welcome to Two Tribes,

the quiz where you never know whose side you're going to be on.

We've got seven brand-new players all ready to play -

let's meet them.

APPLAUSE

I'm Malcolm.

I'm a retired financial adviser from Radlett in Hertfordshire.

I'm Paul, a business development manager from Ickenham in Middlesex.

I'm Jim. I'm a shop worker from Hull.

I'm Pauline. I'm a stenographer from Wooburn Green in Buckinghamshire.

I'm Cathy. I'm in administrator from Yeovil, Somerset.

I'm Emma, and the performing arts teacher from Upminster in Essex.

I'm Dom and I'm a medical student from London.

APPLAUSE

Welcome to you all.

We know a little bit about you, but we'll find out an awful lot more.

Because before the show you all completed an in-depth survey

answering hundreds of questions all about yourselves.

Some of the questions are on the screen now.

In every round we'll split you into two tribes

based on who said yes and who said no to some of those.

Then both tribes will face a series of general knowledge questions

against each other.

To stay safe, you just need to make sure your tribe

is the winning tribe.

At the end of the show,

one of you will be walking away with a rather lovely prize.

So, very, very best of luck to you all.

Let's take a look at our first two tribes.

Before the show we asked you the following...

I'm just looking along the line,

seeing who I think is going to be in what camp.

Let's find out who said yes and who said no.

In our Yes Tribe it is...

Malcolm,

Jim,

Cathy

and Emma.

And our No Tribe is Paul,

Pauline,

and Dom.

Everyone, join your tribes.

APPLAUSE

So, "I love science fiction", our Yes Tribe.

Malcolm, sci-fi fan?

Yes, certainly.

-What's your favourite sci-fi?

-I used to like Asimov.

I used it read a lot of Isaac Asimov. Do you know the Foundation Series?

Right, so proper old school sci-fi.

That's when I used to love it, when I was younger.

Jim, are you as high-brow as that?

No, I started with Star Wars

and continued with Star Trek and stuff like that.

And, obviously, when they re-released Star Wars

I was quite excited about that.

And I'm glad it's coming out next year again.

You and many other people, I suspect. Cathy?

Doctor Who - a must for me.

And Torchwood with John Barrowman.

You're a John Barrowman fan?

Oh, he's lovely!

I don't rate your chances, Cathy. I'll let you know now.

LAUGHTER

So, lots of different degrees of sci-fi on our Yes Tribe.

And our No Tribe... Paul, not a fan?

Not at all. Haven't seen Star Wars.

Wasn't really into Star Trek.

-Haven't seen Star Wars?!

-I know.

-You've seen none of the Star Wars films, at all?

-No.

See, I'm not a big sci-fi fan.

I think my son would be on the Yes Tribe. My mum, as well.

I think I might be on the No Tribe.

So, starting with you, Yes Tribe -

I'll give you 60 seconds worth of questions,

if you get one wrong I will pass it down the line.

If you all get the same question wrong,

your time will end immediately.

The tribe with most points at the end of this round

is safe and through to the next round.

-Everybody ready?

-Yeah.

Very best of luck. Start the clock.

Malcolm, which European country, famous for its neutrality,

-joined the United Nations in 2002?

-Switzerland.

-Correct.

-Jim, in which decade did Nancy Astor become

the first female MP in the House of Commons?

-Pass.

-Cathy?

-20s.

Incorrect. Emma?

-Pass.

-Malcolm, save your tribe.

30s.

That is a terrific start to the show, everybody(!)

LAUGHTER

Yes Tribe - ONE point.

I've got to say if I asked you for a decade,

saying "pass" helps nobody.

You might as well rule a decade out, for your team.

1910 is the answer there.

No Tribe, this is normally when I turn to people and say,

"Oh! You've got to get EIGHT points to get into the next round -

"this is going to be tough!"

What you have to do, No Tribe, is get TWO.

Two points will see you safely through to the next round.

Very, very best of luck. No Tribe, are you ready?

-ALL:

-Yes.

-Start the clock.

Paul, which 1967 film does Dustin Hoffman speak the line

"Mrs Robinson, you're trying to seduce me"?

The Graduate.

Correct. Pauline, to win, which Australian comedian

performed as the flamboyant Dame Edna Everage?

-Pass.

-Dom?

-Erm... Pass.

Paul, to save your tribe?

Barry Humphries.

Is the correct answer, Paul!

Two points to our No Tribe.

You are safely through.

Take your place in the centre.

Goodness me!

Paul, can I give you my undying gratitude.

I don't think we've ever had a 1-1 draw in the first round before.

You've saved us from that.

Yes Tribe are sci-fi fans.

As you are our losing tribe,

that means we're going to have to lose one of you straightaway.

I'll give you a series of questions now - buzz in with a correct answer

and you'll be safely through to the next round.

However, if you buzz in and give me an incorrect answer,

you'll be going home. So do take care.

Malcolm, Jim, Cathy, Emma - very best of luck to you all.

Here's the first question.

Stephen Ward was a musical based around the events of which

1960s political scandal?

BUZZER

-Cathy?

-Profumo.

The Profumo affair is right. Cathy, you're in our next round.

Please take your place in the centre.

Next question for the three of you.

What was the name of the chart-topping group

consisting of brothers Barry, Robin, and Maurice Gibb?

-BUZZER

-Malcolm?

Gibb Brothers.

Is the incorrect answer, Malcolm. The answer is The Bee Gees.

And that means, Jim and Emma, you're both through to our next round.

Take your places in the centre.

Malcolm!

-This is way too soon.

-I know.

This isn't even as long as a normal first round.

-I'm sorry. What can I say?

-I wish you'd stayed.

It would've been lovely to find out an awful lot more about you...

-Never mind.

-..but we lose you.

For our other six, let's find our next two tribes.

APPLAUSE

So, six of you left.

Now, we need to have a little chat, I think.

Because in those 60 seconds,

only two people answered a question right.

One of those people is Paul, who answered two questions right.

Do you know who the other one was?

-Malcolm.

-Yup. And Malcolm has left us.

So we've got five people here yet to answer a question correctly

in their 60 seconds.

We are going to split you into different tribes now,

I'm sure we'll see some higher scores in this round.

Before the show, we asked you the following...

I would definitely be on the Yes Tribe.

Paul, what tribe are you on this time?

-The No Tribe.

-You'll be on the No Tribe.

Let's see who'll join Paul.

The No Tribe is Paul,

Jim and Emma.

That means our Yes Tribe is Pauline, Cathy and Dom.

Please join your tribes.

APPLAUSE

So, Yes Tribe - Pauline, Cathy and Dom -

you like to eat your dinner in front of the TV.

It is dinner time now, and I suspect a lot of people are watching this

in front of their TV and are eating.

Pauline, is that something you do as a family

-or that you like to do by yourself?

-With my daughter, yes.

But I don't mind - on my own, with family -

so long as the telly is on, I'm fine.

And do you have any routines, particular shows

you eat your dinner in front of?

Pointless.

SHE LAUGHS

I would recommend it. I would recommend it.

-It's a terrific thing to do.

-Absolutely, Pointless.

Absolutely, Pointless. Cathy?

Definitely, me, but not only just myself, but Tash the cat.

I've got a lovely black and white cat

and we watch EastEnders together, both eating our dinner.

And might I ask who is Tash's favourite character in EastEnders?

Oh, I think it has to be, erm, Bianca.

I don't think it is, Cathy. I don't think it is.

I think she's responding to brightly coloured moving lights.

What are you guys eating your dinner in front of - the radio?!

Paul, where would you eat your evening meal?

We actually sit at the table with my family,

which is quite nice, Richard.

We all do different things, and it's nice to sit down and catch up.

That is nice, Paul. Do you live in the 1950s...?!

LAUGHTER

I do think that is admirable,

and I'm sure a lot of people at home do do that

and I'm sure a lot of people who don't, wish they did.

-Emma?

-My schedule's pretty hectic,

so I tend to eat it in my car,

or at the schools where I'm teaching.

Or, if not, then I'll be at home around the table with my family.

In your car. You eat your dinner in your car.

So, essentially, you and undercover police officers.

We'll start with our No Tribe, the winning tribe will be safely

through to the next round, so best of luck, both tribes.

Everybody ready?

Start the clock...

Paul, nicknamed the "Main Street of America",

which US highway links Chicago to Los Angeles?

-Pass.

-Jim.

66.

Correct. Emma, in 2006, swimming hippos replaced skateboarders

and dancers on the indents of which channel?

BBC.

Incorrect. Paul. Which channel?

Channel 5.

Incorrect. Jim.

-BBC One.

-Correct.

Emma, in 2007, which Queen member finished his astronomy PHD,

36 years after starting it?

Brian May.

Correct. Paul, attributed to the Greek poet Homer,

the Iliad is set during which war?

-Pass.

-Jim.

-Idyllic War.

-Incorrect. Emma, to save your tribe...

Repeat the question, please.

Attributed to the Greek poet Homer, the Iliad is set during which war?

Erm...Troy.

Siege of Troy, or Trojan War - correct.

Paul, in which English county is Stratford-upon-Avon?

Staffordshire.

Incorrect. Jim.

Hertfordshire.

Incorrect. Emma. To save your tribe...

Warwickshire.

Correct answer!

You used up your whole 60 seconds,

but you only scored 5 points, No Tribe.

I'm going to be honest with you, that's still not great.

Yes Tribe, haven't had a correct answer from any of you -

we need six now!

Six will see you through to the next round.

Very, very best of luck.

Everybody ready?

Start the clock...

Pauline, native to Africa, what is the tallest land animal?

Giraffe.

Correct. Cathy, the secretive Bristol artist,

internationally famous for his stencil-graffiti art

is known by what name?

-Banksy.

-Correct. Dom, in the Hobbit films,

which character is played by Martin Freeman?

Peregrin Took.

Incorrect. Pauline.

-Pass.

-Cathy, to save your tribe...

Frodo...

The answer is Bilbo Baggins. Yes Tribe, you scored two points.

No Tribe, with five points, you're through to the next round.

Take your place in the centre.

APPLAUSE

Yes Tribe, two points...

In the first round, that would have been a winning score.

Yes Tribe, you're the losing tribe,

we're going to have to lose one of you now.

Pauline, Cathy and Dom, all ready?

Here's your first question...

Which dish, traditionally made with smoked haddock, rice and eggs...?

-BUZZER

-Pauline.

Kedgeree.

..was a British adaptation of an Indian recipe?

Kedgeree is the right answer, you're through to the next round.

APPLAUSE

Cathy, Dom,

one of you will be through to the next round,

one of you leaving us now and it all comes down to this one question.

The name of what alcoholic spirit is derived from the Russian

word for water?

-BUZZER

-Dom.

Vodka.

It's the correct answer, Dom.

You're through to the next round - well played.

Take your place in the middle.

-Cathy...

-I knew it but he was just too quick for me on the buzzer.

He was too quick.

Cathy, you've done two rounds - they've both been quite quick.

-Have you enjoyed yourself?

-I definitely have.

I'm sorry we don't get to know you a little bit more,

it's been lovely having you here.

For our other five, it's time to find our next two tribes.

So, five players left after probably the worst first

round in Two Tribes history - second round, not hugely better.

Paul, our hero in the first round. Second round - four wrong!

Four wrong.

All five of you, when we asked the question, "Are you intelligent?",

you all answered, "Yes."

I'm just going to remind you of that.

We're going to split you into two brand-new tribes now -

let's see what they're going to be.

Before the show, we asked you the following...

That's a nice simple one. Pauline, are you married?

-No, I'm not married.

-You're not married.

If you could hand-pick someone to be on your team with you,

who would you choose? Anyone impressed you so far?

-You'd be hard-pushed...!

-I'll go with Dom.

You'd like Dom. Well, let's find out whose team you are on

The No Tribe is Pauline...Emma and Dom.

And our Yes Tribe is Paul and Jim.

Everybody, join your tribes.

So our No Tribe, three unmarrieds on the team.

Dom, are you in a relationship?

I'm not - happily single.

Happily single. And what are you looking for, Dom?

A woman with a pulse, I guess.

These guys have already got women with pulses -

that's why they're smiling!

You're a medic, of course -

You'd be able to check for a pulse very easily.

They couldn't lie to you, is all I'm saying.

-True.

-You'd soon find out. You'd know if they were dead, right?

-Big time.

-Oh, yeah.

Emma, not married? Too young to be married?

-Yes.

-In a relationship?

-I am in a relationship, yes.

How long have you been in that relationship?

Three and a half years.

That's getting on the cusp of somebody asking you to

-marry them, surely!

-I'd like to think so!

What's the name of your boyfriend?

-Craig.

-Craig. And he hasn't asked you yet?

No, he hasn't, no.

Come on, Craig!

Blimey!

-Pauline.

-Hello.

-Not married?

I'm not married - I'm divorced.

Would you like to be married again, or is the one experience enough?

I would like to be married again.

Are you in a relationship, or are you looking for one?

I'm waiting for you, Richard.

OK!

OK. I'll see what I can do.

I'll see what I can do.

Gentlemen, gentlemen...

Our smug marrieds - Paul and Jim. Jim, how long have you been married?

-13 years.

-13 years.

-Don't say it like that.

-Unlucky for some...

How did you meet your wife?

I met her on a blind date - a friend that we worked with set us up.

We met at a local pub and hit it off.

Did you have that 'tache back then?

No, I had a very, very thin goatee at the time.

-And she stuck with you?!

-She did, yes.

That is one hell of a woman you got yourself there!

Blind dates - that's the key, Dom and Pauline.

A few blind dates with men who are

going to have unusual facial hair in the future, but don't currently.

No Tribe, we will start with you. 60 seconds-worth of questions.

Whichever tribe wins this round will be going straight through to our final four,

so very best of luck.

Start the clock...

Pauline, in the expression "across the pond", what is "the pond"?

The Atlantic.

Correct. Emma, what three-letter word

means a small specialised programme downloaded onto mobile devices?

App.

Correct. Dom, which space telescope was released into orbit

by Discovery in April 1990?

Eh...

Hubble.

Correct. Pauline, what monetary value

is the nickname of US hip-hop star Curtis Jackson?

-Pass.

-Emma.

50 Cent.

Correct. Dom, the UK's smallest bird of prey shares it's name with which

character in Arthurian legend?

Erm...

-Pass.

-Pauline.

-Pass.

-Emma, to save your tribe...

-Repeat the question, please.

The UK's smallest bird of prey

shares its name with which character in Arthurian legend?

Robin.

Incorrect. The answer was Merlin.

No Tribe, you scored four points.

APPLAUSE

So, by any normal standards, four points not a great score,

but by the standards of this show, you have to scale Everest!

Five points is what you need.

If you get five points, you'll be straight through to our final four.

-Paul and Jim, are you ready?

-Ready.

-Yep.

Start the clock..

Paul, which name is given to the rubber disc used in ice hockey?

Puck.

Correct. Jim, who duetted with Mick Jagger

on the '80s hit Dancing In The Street?

David Bowie.

Correct. Paul, what does the DC stand for in Washington DC?

District Council.

Incorrect. Jim, to save your tribe...

Erm...

Downtown City.

It is not, it is District of Columbia.

Yes Tribe, you scored two points.

With four points, our No Tribe,

you are all safely through to our final four -

please, take your places in the centre.

Paul and Jim,

you're on the losing tribe, one of you is going to have to leave us,

one of you will be through to our final four

and it all comes down to this one question.

Fingers on buzzers, Paul and Jim.

At Barack Obama's 2013 inauguration, which singer infamously mimed...?

-BUZZER

-Jim.

Puff Daddy.

..which singer infamously mimed the US national anthem?

The answer, Jim...

was Beyonce.

That means, Paul, you are through to our final four.

Take your place in the centre.

Jim, been lovely having you on the show, lovely to hear your blind date story

and lovely to have your moustache with us as well.

Thank you, but for our final four, somehow or other,

it's time to pick our next two tribes.

So, our final four!

It's been a very quick show so far, I'll give you that.

You've all been very entertaining.

We're are now going to split you up one more time.

And this is where things change -

it's going to be two v two, but at the end of this round,

our winning tribe will be going straight through to

play in our final.

Our losing tribe will be going home immediately -

there are no more second chances.

So let's see how we're going to split you.

Before the show, we asked you the following...

So, of you four,

we know that two of you think you'd make a good prime minister.

Let's find out who they are...

Our Yes Tribe is...Paul and Pauline.

Our No Tribe - Emma and Dom.

Everyone, join your tribes.

Paul and Pauline, you think you'd make good prime ministers.

Pauline, what would you do if you were Prime Minister?

I would live at 10 Downing Street, which I'd love.

I'm not sure that's a vote-winner!

Vote for me, cos I would LOVE to live at 10 Downing Street.

I would try and sort out the NHS, I think.

-You work the NHS?

-I do, yeah.

What's the one thing you would do to make the NHS better?

I would ask the managers to come down and work in the wards

and on the departments and realise how hard we worked.

Exactly right. I think the British public know how hard you work,

if that's any consolation.

Paul, what would you do if you were prime minister,

other than living in a nice house?

I'd try and make sure everyone got a proper education, Richard.

I think our schools are good but they could probably be a lot better.

Above all, I'm passionate and I want to bring passion

back into politics and leading the country.

Blimey, that really was a party political broadcast!

I'm assuming by your jumper that you're a Liberal Democrat as well!

Emma, you wouldn't make a good Prime Minister?

No, I think it's one of those things people say, "I could do that,"

and, no, really.

In hindsight, ten years ago, I'd have said, "Yeah, that's me!

"I'll boss everyone around,"

but now I'll say no. It's just too hard.

It's quite hard work, I think.

There's probably a lot you've got to do - you've got to do a lot.

Dom, not fancy being a prime minister?

Not particularly.

I think the politics side of it is pretty tough,

but also, I wouldn't want the lack of privacy -

everyone knows absolutely everything about you,

and there's a few things I'd like to keep secret.

You've come on the wrong show for that!

I'd like to know what he wants to keep secret, though!

This round is all on the buzzers.

The first tribe to answer five questions correctly will go

through to today's final.

For the losing tribe, it is game over immediately.

Good luck, here's your first question.

Which black and white, and mostly silent 2011 film

won the Academy Award for Best Picture?

-BUZZER

-Emma.

The Artist.

It's the correct answer, Emma.

1-0 to our No Tribe.

Fingers on buzzers...

Jonathon Harker visits a Transylvanian castle in which

Bram Stoker novel?

-BUZZER

-Paul.

Dracula.

Correct answer. 1-1.

Which type of pizza, topped with cheese, tomato and basil is said...?

-BUZZER

-Dom.

Margherita.

..been named in honour of an Italian queen?

Margherita, is the correct answer.

2-1 to our No Tribe.

Can I also say, this is much more like it, everybody.

This is like a normal episode of the show.

In 2010, who became the first racing jockey to win

the BBC Sports Personality of the Year award?

-BUZZER

-Paul.

Tony McCoy.

Tony McCoy is the correct answer, Paul.

It is 2-2.

First to five plays in our final.

What type of poem typically comprises 14 lines...?

-BUZZER

-Dom.

A sonnet.

..14 lines in iambic pentameter?

It's a sonnet, Dom. Very well played.

3-2 to our No Tribe.

The 1957 film The Bridge on the River Kwai is set during which war?

-BUZZER

-Dom.

The Vietnam War.

Incorrect. I can pass that to the Yes Tribe and you can confer.

Bridge on the River Kwai, set in which war? Need an answer.

Second World War.

Second World War...

is the right answer - it is 3-3.

3-3.

Five points sees you in our final.

Fingers on buzzers, everybody.

What is the full name of the American entertainment

company abbreviated to MGM?

-BUZZER

-Emma.

Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.

Is the correct answer, Emma.

So, No Tribe, you have four points,

Yes Tribe, you have three points.

No Tribe, you are one correct answer away from playing in today's final.

Yes Tribe, you could be one answer away from leaving us.

Best of luck, here's your next question...

In July 2002, the American aviator Steve Fossett circumnavigated

the globe alone in what...?

-BUZZER

-Pauline.

-Hot-air balloon.

-..in what form of aircraft?

It was a hot-air balloon, Pauline.

4-4.

Let's forget those first three rounds ever happened, shall we?

This is terrific stuff.

It comes down to one question.

Good luck, everybody.

In April 2010, which politician was famously recorded describing

a voter as a "bigoted woman"?

-BUZZER

-Paul.

Gordon Brown.

Is the correct answer!

Our Yes Tribe are our winning tribe and through to our final.

And lovely to end on a question about a prime minister.

Well played, No Tribe. Terrific stuff from both of you.

That was a cracking final four.

Emma, Dom, have you enjoyed your time with us?

-Yeah, very much.

-It's been lovely having you here.

Dom, best of luck with your medical studies.

Emma, very best of luck getting Craig to propose to you!

Lovely having you here.

For our Yes Tribe, it's time to play our Two Tribes final.

So, Paul and Pauline...

It's been a rollercoaster of a show, I have to say,

but that final four was terrific - very well played, both of you.

Paul, how are you feeling, being in this final?

Excited - I'm just relieved we got there.

Pauline, how are you feeling being in the final?

-Very nervous, but pleased.

-You both want to be prime minister -

whoever wins this gets 10 Downing Street.

We've split you into your own tribes now -

it's Paul versus Pauline.

We've also given you your very own 60-second clocks.

What you have to do is protect your clock at all cost.

Our first question only will be on the buzzer,

if you get it right, your opponent's clock will start ticking down.

It'll keep ticking down until they get a question right

then your clock will start ticking down.

Your challenge is to force your opponent's clock all

the way down to zero.

If you do that, you will walk away with today's prize.

OK, Paul and Pauline, for the final time today,

let's play Two Tribes.

So our first question is on the buzzers.

Best of luck to you both.

The Executive Mansion is

a former name of which Washington DC landmark?

-BUZZER

-Pauline.

The White House.

Correct. Paul, that means your clock will start

ticking down as soon as I start this next question.

In 2012, Natalie Bennett succeeded Caroline Lucas as the leader

of which party in England and Wales?

The Green Party.

Correct. Pauline, what is the official language of Colombia?

Spanish.

Correct. Paul, in 2012, who succeeded Andrew Strauss as captain

of the England test cricket team?

Alastair Cook.

Correct. Pauline, what name is given to the clarified butter commonly

used in Indian cooking?

Ghee.

Correct. Paul, in 2010,

which country was chosen to host the 2018 FIFA World Cup?

Russia.

Correct. Pauline, in the late '70s,

singer Cat Stevens changed his name to what?

Pass.

Yusuf Islam.

Pauline, Lapine is an invented language featuring in which

Richard Adams novel?

Erm...

Watership Down.

Correct. Paul, Audrey's Hair Salon and Roy's Rolls are...?

Coronation Street.

Correct. Pauline, published in 1922,

The Waste Land was written by which poet?

Erm...

-Pass.

-TS Elliot.

Pauline, Rigel is the brightest star in which constellation,

that is named after a mythical Greek hunter?

-Pass.

-Orion.

Pauline, The Pearl and Of Mice and Men were written by which novelist?

Pass again.

John Steinbeck.

The greengage is a variety of which fruit?

Plum.

Correct. Paul, what is the fruit of the tropical plant Ananas comosus?

Starfruit.

Incorrect. Pineapple.

In humans, what is the general name of the pigments that give

skin, hair and eyes their colour?

Pass.

Melanin. In which Welsh town was Charles invested as Prince of Wales?

Cardiff.

Incorrect. Caernarfon.

Glengarry Glen Ross is a Pulitzer Prize-winning play by which writer?

Robert Burns.

David Mamet. One of the smallest bones on the human body,

what is the more common name for the malleus?

Tibula.

The hammer. In the human body, which nerve links the eye with the brain?

The iris.

The optic nerve. In 2014,

which actress received her 18th

Oscar nomination for the film August: Osage County?

Pass.

Meryl Streep. The Commissioner's Trophy is awarded in which...?

The answer is baseball.

With 14 seconds on the clock, our winner today is Pauline!

APPLAUSE

Well played, Pauline - another rollercoaster.

Was looking very good for you at one point, Paul,

but a run of wrong answers... When you get one wrong,

it's impossible to get back on track sometimes.

It does throw you and you're worried about watching the clock.

You've got your clock in front of you, you can see it

ticking down - I see the panic in your eyes.

Paul, been an absolute pleasure having you on the show.

Been terrific - thank you for playing.

But our winner is Pauline!

Pauline, you have one last question, one last tribe to join.

Before the show, we asked you the following...

We're going to give you £1,000 to spend in your local gadget shop,

or £1,000 to spend on beauty and cosmetics.

Either way, it's a lot of money to spend.

I don't have any gadgets, so...

Do you want gadgets?

I'm told I ought to get gadgets.

Who tells you that?

My daughter.

She also says that I ought to look after myself - I'm getting on a bit.

Your daughter sounds great(!)

What you going to go for?

I will go for...the gadgets.

-£1,000 worth of gadgets to Pauline.

-Thank you.

Very well played, both of you. Thank you so much.

And thank you for joining us,

we'll see you again next time on Two Tribes.