Episode 7 Two Tribes

On Two Tribes, our seven contestants have already answered yes or no

to hundreds of questions, revealing everything about themselves.

Of today's players...

..one of them only dates attractive people.

Two of them think they work best in a team,

but all of them are about to play the quiz that

puts their knowledge and their personalities to the test.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Good evening, everybody, welcome to Two Tribes.

The quiz where you never know whose side you are going to be on.

We've got seven new players ready to play, so let's meet them.

APPLAUSE

I'm Gill, I'm a HR director from Bolton.

I'm Jonathan, I'm a librarian from Hertfordshire.

I'm Mark, I'm a technical services advisor from Liverpool.

I'm Carolyn, I'm a fundraiser from Reading.

I'm Kevin, I'm a service engineer from Kendal in Cumbria.

I'm Jack, I'm a trainee solicitor living in London.

I'm Kate, I'm a university administrator from Cardiff.

APPLAUSE

Hello to you all, lovely to have you all here.

Before the show you all completed our in-depth survey answering

hundreds of questions all about yourselves.

There are some of them up there.

In every round we're going to split you into two tribes

based on who said yes and who said no to some of those,

then both tribes will face a series of general knowledge questions.

To stay safe, all you need to be is on the winning tribe.

At the end of the show, one of you will walk away with a very nice prize.

Let's find our first two tribes for today.

Before the show, we asked you...

I consider myself well-dressed. I consider myself well-dressed.

Who said yes? You're laughing already!

Who said yes to that, and who said no to that?

This is going to be very telling, right from the beginning.

Our Yes Tribe are Gill, Kevin and Jack,

and our No Tribe are Jonathan, Mark, Carolyn and Kate.

Everybody, join your tribes.

APPLAUSE

So, our Yes Tribe.

We have that very old nursery rhyme, Jack and Gill...and Kevin.

LAUGHTER

Gill, you consider yourself well-dressed - and why wouldn't you?

Yeah, I have my moments.

Yeah, I hear exactly what you're saying, Gill.

And, Jack, what's your general style?

Well, I try to stay fairly professional,

but sometimes I fail miserably.

-By which you mean you're wearing a nice shirt but nothing underneath.

-LAUGHTER

Now, our No Tribe, who don't consider themselves well-dressed.

-Jonathan.

-Yeah.

-You surprise me.

-LAUGHTER

Thank you very much.

-You don't consider yourself a good dresser?

-I don't, I'm afraid.

No. Scruffy local government worker.

I think that was Jean Paul Gaultier's last collection, wasn't it?

And, Kate, you're not saying yes to this question.

No, but I grew up on a farm,

so I'm more used to wellies and scruffy clothes.

-Well, that is well-dressed if you're on a farm.

-True, yeah.

-And, Mark.

-Yes.

-You wouldn't consider yourself a snappy dresser?

Well, like Jonathan, I work in a call centre.

-So you wear whatever you want?

-Yeah. Wear whatever I want.

Even a onesie on Saturday.

LAUGHTER

No Tribe, we'll start with you.

I'll give you 60 seconds' worth of questions.

If you get a question wrong I will pass down the line,

if you all get the same question wrong, your 60 seconds will end immediately.

The tribe with the fewest points at the end of this round,

one of you will be going home.

If you are on the winning tribe, you are safe.

-Everybody ready?

-Yes.

-Yep.

OK. Start the clock.

Flopsy, Mopsy and Cotton-tail

first appeared in which tale by Beatrix Potter?

The Tale of Benjamin Bunny.

-Incorrect.

-The Tale of Peter Rabbit.

Correct. Which painting was famously stolen from the Louvre in August 1911?

The Scream.

-Incorrect. Kate.

-The Mona Lisa.

Correct. Jonathan, which band of Irish siblings had hits with

Breathless and Runaway?

-I don't know.

-Mark?

The Corrs.

Correct. Which valuable spice is derived from the stigma of an autumn flowering crocus?

Vanilla.

-Incorrect. Kate?

-Saffron.

Correct. George the tortoise was the longest serving pet on which children's TV show?

-Blue Peter.

-Correct.

Which game played with racquets became an Olympic sport at the Barcelona Olympic Games?

Tennis.

-Incorrect. Carolyn?

-Badminton.

Correct. In 1920, The Mysterious Affair At Styles

was the first novel published by which writer?

-No idea.

-Jonathan?

-Agatha Christie.

Correct. In the human body,

sternutation is a formal name for which involuntary action?

-Pass.

-Carolyn?

-Sneeze.

Correct. 1927...

At the end of that round, No Tribe, you scored eight points.

APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH

That's a very impressive start. You were all saving each other all the way through, there.

Very good work.

Yes Tribe, nine points will see you safely through to the next rounds.

Start the clock.

Help Yourself, Kiss and Delilah were hits by which Welsh singer?

-Tom Jones.

-Correct.

Followers of the Atkins diet are urged to

reduce their intake of which major food group?

Pass.

-Jack?

-Carbohydrate.

-Correct.

In 2014, Jacob Zuma was re-elected as president of which country?

Erm, Nigeria.

Incorrect. Kevin?

-South Africa.

-Correct.

Uther Pendragon is said to have been the father of which legendary King?

-King Arthur.

-Correct.

Which Russian author wrote the novels

Anna Karenina and War And Peace?

-Tolstoy.

-Correct.

Which motorway runs from South Wales through to London?

-M5.

-Incorrect.

-Jack?

-M4.

-Correct.

The TV series Bad Education stars which comedian as teacher

Alfie Wickers?

David Walliams.

-Incorrect. Kevin?

-Pass.

-Jack, to save your tribe.

-Jack Whitehall.

-Right answer.

The extinct bird the dodo was native to which island in the...

-Mauritius.

-Correct.

Kevin, to win. A famous painting by Thomas Gainsborough is called The Blue what?

-Pass.

-Jack?

-Danube.

-Incorrect.

-Gill?

-Boy.

Correct answer!

And in the last second, Gill, you scored nine points.

Yes Tribe, how about that?

With a second to spare, brilliant performance from both tribes, there, actually,

but particularly from our Yes Tribe.

Gill, Kevin and Jack, you are safe, you are through to our next round.

-Please take your place in the centre.

-APPLAUSE

-How about that, No Tribe?

-Very impressive.

We're going to have to lose one of you, I'm afraid.

I'll ask you a series of questions now on the buzzers.

Buzz in, give me a correct answer,

you'll be safely through to the next round.

However, if you do buzz in and give me an incorrect answer

you'll be going straight home, so do take care.

Best of luck. Here's your first question.

The name of which NASA space shuttle orbiter is also

the first name of Inspector Morse?

-Mark?

-Endeavour.

It's the correct answer, Mark, you are safe

and through to the next round. Take your place in the centre.

Jonathan, Carolyn, Kate - this one's for you.

Of the seven letters used as Roman numerals,

which comes first alphabetically?

Kate?

C.

It's the correct answer, Kate, very well played.

You're through to the next round. Take your place in the centre.

Jonathan, Carolyn - one of you will be safe, one of you leaving us,

and it all comes down to this one question.

Which African waterfall is sometimes known by a nickname which

translates as "The Smoke That Thunders"?

-Jonathan?

-Niagara.

The African waterfall I'm looking for is

the Victoria Falls, Jonathan, that means we lose you,

and it means Carolyn, you're through to the next round.

Take your place in the centre.

APPLAUSE

Jonathan. So sad to lose you so quickly.

To be fair to you, you are the only person of our seven

who answered yes to the question, "I buy my clothes in charity shops."

Which more people should do. Did you buy that one in a charity shop?

No, I didn't, but it's going there very soon. LAUGHTER

Appearing in a charity shop near Jonathan soon,

you could have that very shirt as seen on TV.

Jonathan, thank you so much for playing.

For our other six, though, let's find our next two tribes.

APPLAUSE

Congratulations to the six of you, that was a terrific first round.

Well played by both tribes, there. Shame to lose anyone.

I'm going to put you in two brand-new tribes.

How are we going to do that?

We asked you the following before the show.

Let's put that to the test.

Our Yes Tribe is Mark, Kevin and Kate,

and our No Tribe is Gill, Carolyn and Jack.

Everybody, join your tribes.

APPLAUSE

I like this tribe. I like our Yes Tribe.

-Mark, you speak before you think.

-I do indeed, Richard.

-Does it get you in trouble?

-It has done many times.

I used to work on the radio, and I presented a couple of shows

where I've said stuff which I kind of regretted afterwards.

Honestly, that's so unprofessional.

Never catch me doing something like that.

That's more the sort of thing Xander does.

Xander does that a lot. Me, I have to reign the guy in.

Erm, Kevin.

-Oh, yes!

-RICHARD LAUGHS

Gets you in trouble?

Er, quite often, yeah. Very often, I would say.

Especially with the wife.

And you offend people, do you, sometimes, or just...?

I have done, yeah, I have been known to offend people.

I've always been that way. People take me as they find me.

Yeah, we all know what that's code for, don't we?

LAUGHTER

Er, our No Tribe, our No Tribe, this is more like it.

Jack, you're a considered man.

In my line of work it helps to be.

Yeah, thinking before you speak.

Mind you, solicitors normally, they just, "Ah, blah, blah!"

-Don't they?

-One or two.

Carolyn.

You think before you speak.

-Yes, out of necessity.

-Oh, really?

I used to be in the Yes Tribe.

I have taught myself to think before I speak.

I like the old trick of "Mmm..." and then answer.

It's a useful skill, Yes Tribe, if you can do that.

I'll teach you later, if you want.

If you just count to three sometimes

it gets you out of an awful lot of trouble.

We are going to start with our Yes Tribe, OK?

You're going to have 60 seconds' worth of questions.

Get one wrong, I'll pass it down the line.

If all three of you get the same question wrong,

your time will end immediately.

At the end of the round somebody on the losing tribe will be going home

so make sure you're on the winning tribe, simple as that.

There's something about the three of you that makes me so nervous.

-I can't begin to tell you.

-Think.

I sort of think literally anything could happen in the next 60 seconds.

Mark, Kevin and Kate, you all ready?

-Yes.

-Yes, ready.

Start the clock. Mark, who released

the 2008 cook book, How To Cheat At Cooking?

Nigella Lawson?

-Incorrect. Kevin.

-Jamie Oliver.

Incorrect. Kate, to save your tribe.

Delia Smith?

Is the correct answer.

Mark, which South African mountain is known in Afrikaans as Tafelberg?

-Pass.

-Kevin.

-Table Mountain.

Correct. Kate, two racing greyhounds appear on the cover of

-which band's Parklife album?

-Blur.

Correct. Mark, in 2013, which driver won his fourth consecutive

Formula 1 World Championship?

Lewis Hamilton?

-Incorrect. Kevin.

-Sebastian Vettel.

Correct. Kate, which of the Bronte sisters

wrote using the pseudonym Ellis Bell?

-Emily?

-Correct.

Mark, nephrology is the study

and treatment of which organ of the human body?

-The heart?

-Incorrect. Kevin.

Can you repeat the question?

Nephrology is the study and treatment of

which organ of the human body?

-Brain?

-Incorrect.

Kate, to save your tribe?

-Lungs?

-It's not lungs, it's kidneys.

Yes Tribe, you scored five points.

APPLAUSE

Five points from our Yes Tribe.

Er, Gill, Carolyn, Jack,

six points will see you safely into the next round.

Start the clock.

Gill, the Strait of Messina

separates mainland Italy from which island?

-Malta?

-Incorrect.

-Carolyn.

-Sicily?

Correct. Jack. Monarch, Red Admiral

and Brimstone are three species of what flying insect?

-Butterfly.

-Correct. Gill, which vitamin is also known as retinol?

-D.

-Incorrect. Carolyn.

-C?

-Incorrect. Jack, to save your tribe?

Which vitamin is also known as retinol?

Vitamin C.

It's Vitamin A. No Tribe, you've got two points,

Yes Tribe, you've got five, you're through to the next round.

You're safe. Please take your places in the centre.

APPLAUSE

You just got beaten by a tribe

who literally speak before they think.

LAUGHTER

Gill, Carolyn, Jack, one of you has to leave us now.

Buzz in, give me a correct answer, you're through to the next round.

Buzz in, give me an incorrect answer, you'll be going home.

Here is your first question.

The Confessor was the epithet given to which

-Anglo-Saxon King of England?

-BUZZER

-Gill.

-Edward.

Correct answer, Edward III. Gill, you're through to the next round.

-Very well played.

-APPLAUSE

Carolyn, Jack,

one of you will have to leave us, I'm afraid.

Who's it going to be? It's all down to this question.

Whose record of 14 Grand Slam singles titles was broken by

Roger Federer in 2009?

-BUZZER

-Jack.

Er...

Oh, pass!

-The answer was Pete Sampras.

-Yeah.

Carolyn, that means you're safely through to the next round.

Take your place in the centre.

APPLAUSE

Jack, let's get this absolutely clear,

you joined a tribe where you said you think before you speak.

-Mm.

-I asked you a question which you buzzed in for

-and you didn't have an answer.

-Yeah. That's embarrassing.

Jack, it's been lovely having you on.

-Thank you, Richard.

-Very well dressed.

But for our other five, let's find our next two tribes.

APPLAUSE

Congratulations to the five of you. Very impressive.

Kevin, you've been on the winning tribe both times so far.

I wonder if that's going to happen again.

Let's find out as we find our next two tribes.

Before the show we asked you the following...

"I like a big fuss on my birthday."

-Aww. Kevin, what tribe are you on this time?

-I'm on the No Tribe.

You're on the No Tribe. Let's see who's going to join you.

The No Tribe is Kevin...

Gill...

and Carolyn.

So our Yes Tribe, they like a big fuss on their birthdays,

it's Mark and Kate.

Everybody join your tribes.

APPLAUSE

Er, Kate, we all like a big fuss on our birthday when we're young.

What are you saying?!

LAUGHTER

By young, Kate, I mean 10 and under.

Right, yeah, well, it's my 30th next year, so I've got my big one,

so I need to have a big party next year, and I share my birthday

with my dad, and it's great, we just get double everything.

We get double birthday cakes, double presents, it's all good.

Kate, everyone.

LAUGHTER

Mark, er, how old are you, Mark?

I'm 30 this year, I'm 29 at the moment.

-So you're both going to be 30...

-Aww!

-Aww!

-Yeah, big birthday party!

-Birthday club, yes!

Whatever you do, don't have a joint birthday party

cos it'll end up in a fight,

you'll both say something you didn't mean to say,

you know what you're like.

No Tribe, well, I think I would be on the No Tribe in this one.

I wonder at home what tribe you would be on.

I'm not sure I like a big fuss on my birthday. Gill?

If everybody forgot I think I'd be upset but...

-Ah, yes.

-..but, you know, yes, it's kind of in-between.

-I'm not really bothered.

-Carolyn.

Yeah, I like the presents,

-so they can come in and deposit their presents.

-And then...?

But then they can just go away and I'll hide under the table.

Yeah, I hear you. And, Kevin? Not fussed about birthdays?

Not when you get to my age. You try to forget 'em.

-Kevin, might I ask how old you are?

-I'm 60 next.

The two of you are the same age as Kevin put together.

How about that? Tell you what, we'll start with our No Tribe.

I'm going to give you 60 seconds' worth of questions.

Get one wrong, I'll pass it down the line.

If you all get the same question wrong,

your time will end immediately.

The winning tribe at the end of this round

will be going straight through to our final four.

Start the clock.

Gill, sharing its name with a tool,

vodka and orange juice are mixed together to make what cocktail?

-Pass.

-Carolyn.

-Spanner?

-Incorrect. Kevin, to save your tribe.

-A screwdriver.

Is the correct answer. Gill, in 2013,

McFly announced they were merging with which other band?

-Busted.

-Carolyn, Manchego cheese originates in which country?

Africa?

-Incorrect. Kevin.

-Switzerland.

Incorrect. Gill, to save your tribe.

-Spain.

-Correct. Carolyn, who was President of France

immediately before Francois Hollande?

Erm, Jacques Chirac?

-Incorrect. Kevin.

-Mitterrand.

Incorrect. Gill, to save your tribe?

Er, Nicolas Sarca...

Sarko... Sarcasky, Sarkosky?

I'll give you that, Nicolas Sarkozy.

Carolyn, English physician Edward Jenner discovered

-a vaccine for which disease?

-Erm...

Er, yellow fever?

-Incorrect. Kevin.

-Polio.

-Incorrect. Gill.

-Penicillin.

-Incorrect, the answer to that one was smallpox.

-Oh!

At the end of that round, you have scored four points.

APPLAUSE

I'm going to say it now, No Tribe, that was chaos!

-Yeah.

-It was, it was.

-Bad, bad, bad.

-It was chaos.

Yes Tribe, you both like being centre of attention, we know that.

You've got 60 seconds of attention all to yourself now.

Five points will see you safely through to the next round.

Start the clock. Mark, who starred opposite Richard Gere

in both Runaway Bride and Pretty Woman?

Er, Julia Roberts.

Kate, the flag of the former Soviet Union

featured a sickle and which other tool?

A scythe?

Incorrect. Mark.

HE MUTTERS TO HIMSELF

An axe?

Terrific round, everybody(!)

LAUGHTER

I mean, that was great(!)

The answer to that one was a hammer and sickle.

I'm afraid you scored one point, Yes Tribe. One point.

-No Tribe.

-Well...

I've got to say, it wasn't the greatest performance I've ever seen

but it was more than enough to see you through.

You are safe, you're through to our final four,

please take your places in the centre.

APPLAUSE

Mark and Kate, you were on the wrong tribe at the wrong time,

you're on the losing tribe which means we lose one of you.

All comes down to this one question.

What is the name of the android

played by Robert Llewellyn in the comedy Red Dwarf?

-Mark.

-Kryten.

The answer is Kryten.

Mark, you are safe, you're through to the next round.

Take your place in the centre.

APPLAUSE

Kate, genuinely gutted to be losing you,

-you've been terrific fun throughout, you really have.

-Thank you.

-Have you enjoyed yourself?

-Had a lovely time, thank you.

D'you want three extra seconds of being the centre of attention?

-Yeah, I'll just stand here for a bit.

-OK.

-One, two, three.

-Hi!

That's Kate gone, and for our final four...

..let's find our next two tribes.

APPLAUSE

So, our final four, and what a show.

We've had a great round.

We've had a shocking round as well.

Kevin, you've been on the winning tribe every single time.

Very impressive. Carolyn, you got nothing right at all

-in that last round.

-I know.

Let's put that right now, shall we? This is where things change.

It's now going to be two against two,

and at the end of this round,

one tribe will go straight through to play in our final.

The other tribe will go straight home.

There are no more second chances.

OK, let's see how we're going to split you up for this crucial time.

Before the show we asked you the following...

"I went to university." Interesting.

Carolyn, where are you on this one?

-I'm a Yes.

-You're a Yes.

If you could hand-pick someone to have on your team,

who would you have?

-Kev.

-Kevin, well, he's been on every single winning tribe.

The tribes are Yes Tribe, Carolyn and...

-..Mark.

-Ah!

And the No Tribe, you seem delighted, Gill,

-The No Tribe...

-LAUGHTER

The No Tribe are Gill and Kevin.

Everybody, take your tribes.

APPLAUSE

So, our No Tribe, Gill and Kevin. Gill, never went to university?

-No, no.

-When did you leave school?

I left school at 18 but I went to college

-and did catering and hotel management.

-Ah, did you indeed?

-And, Kevin?

-Well, I left school when I were 16, but I went to college

and did electricians' course.

Very different back in those days, wasn't it?

To be honest, I think nowadays

more or less everybody goes to university.

Speaking of which...

LAUGHTER

-Mark.

-Yes.

-What did you study?

-Er, media with radio production.

They really do let anybody in, don't they?

LAUGHTER

Er, and, Carolyn, what did you study?

Er, I read English language and literature.

Oh, OK, that's fair enough, that's... No offence, Mark,

-but that's a proper one, isn't it?

-Yes.

That is. Er, this round is all on the buzzer.

OK, the first tribe to answer five questions correctly

will go through to today's final.

For the losing tribe, it's game over immediately.

It's your first question.

Born in Pisa in 1564, the name of which Italian astronomer features

-in the lyrics of Queen's...?

-BUZZER

-Kevin.

-Galileo.

..features in the lyrics of Queen's hit Bohemian Rhapsody?

Galileo, Kevin, 1-0.

Sharing its name with a city in Australia,

-which Scottish town was granted...?

-BUZZER

-Kevin?

-Perth.

..which Scottish town was granted city status in 2012?

Perth, Kevin, absolutely right.

In February 2014, a US TV audience of more than 100 million saw

the Seattle Seahawks win which sporting event?

BUZZER

-Kevin.

-The Super Bowl.

Super Bowl is the right answer.

First to five is going through to play for our final.

At the moment looking very good for our No Tribe with three,

Yes Tribe, you are still on zero.

Plenty of time to catch up.

Originating in Ancient Greece, which oath has been

-traditionally accepted by doctors...? Gill.

-BUZZER

Hippocratic Oath.

It's the Hippocratic Oath, Gill.

Four-nil. No Tribe, you are one correct answer away

from playing in today's final.

Yes Tribe, our high flyers, with all the A levels

and the degrees and BAs and BScs you can shake a stick at,

zero at the moment.

But you can come back.

You're going to have to get this question right first, though.

In the 1937 Disney film Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs,

which dwarf has the longest name?

BUZZER

-Kevin.

-Sneezy.

Incorrect answer, Kevin. I can hand it over.

-Shall we go with Bashful?

-Yeah, Bashful.

-Bashful.

That's £9,000 a year well spent,

it is Bashful. It is Bashful.

APPLAUSE

Well done, Mark and Carolyn.

The score is now four-one.

Which Monty Python star recreated Phileas Fogg's journey

-in the travelogue series...?

-BUZZER

-Mark.

-Michael Palin.

..in the travelogue series Around The World In 80 Days?

Michael Palin is the correct answer, Mark.

Four-two.

APPLAUSE

In US history, which 20th century decade associated with flappers

and the Jazz Age is often described...?

-Gill.

-'30s.

Incorrect answer, Gill, I will give the whole question to the Yes Tribe.

In US history, which 20th century decade associated with flappers

and the Jazz Age is often described as "roaring"?

-The 1920s.

-Yeah.

-The 1920s.

The Roaring '20s is the right answer, Yes Tribe.

Four points to our No Tribe.

Still one point away from our final.

Three points now to our Yes Tribe.

Could be one question away from leaving us.

Named after an English explorer,

which city is the state capital of North Carolina?

BUZZER

-Gill.

-Raleigh.

Is the correct answer!

No Tribe, you are through to our final.

Yes Tribe...

APPLAUSE

A valiant effort in the end. They're pretty good, though, aren't they?

Oh, yes, very good indeed.

Unfortunately, a university education was beaten there

by, er, experience, shall we say?

Lovely to have you on the show, thank you so much for playing.

But for Gill and Kevin, we're now going to play our Two Tribes Final.

APPLAUSE

Gill and Kevin, congratulations on making it this far.

This is going to be a terrific final, I think.

You were a fantastic team.

Really well played, both of you.

Gill, how are you feeling?

Nervous. He's very good.

-You're pretty good as well, Gill, to be fair.

-Thank you.

-Kevin, how are you feeling?

-Very nervous. I'm fast, not good.

Funnily enough, you have been on the same tribe every single time

in this show apart from You Speak Before You Think,

and, Gill, you don't,

so it might be to your disadvantage in this round.

We have now split you into your very own tribes.

It's Gill versus Kevin. You also now have your very own 60 second clocks.

All you have to do is protect those clocks at all costs.

Our first question, and only our first question, is on the buzzer.

If you buzz in and get it correct your opponent's clock

will start ticking down.

It will keep ticking down until they get a question right

and then your clock will start ticking down.

Your job is to force your opponent's clock all the way down to zero.

If you do that you will leave with today's prize.

For the final time today,

let's play Two Tribes.

APPLAUSE

Very best of luck to you both.

The slaying of the Nemean lion was one of the 12 Labours

of which mythological...?

BUZZER

-Gill.

-Hercules.

-..which mythological figure? Hercules is correct.

Kevin, as soon as I start the next question,

-your clock will start ticking down.

-Right.

Kevin, the Vedas are the holy scriptures of which religion?

Muslim.

Hinduism. Kevin, what is the capital of Romania?

Pass.

Bucharest. Kevin, which is the largest bird native to Australia?

Emu.

Correct.

Gill, the 2020 summer Olympic Games are due to be held in which country?

Beijing.

It's Japan.

Gill, Cate Blanchett won the Best Actress Oscar for which 2013 film?

Pass.

It's Blue Jasmine.

Gill, which American singer was born Alecia Beth Moore in September 1979?

Katy Perry.

It's Pink. Gill, the Charles Bridge crosses the Vltava River

in which European capital?

Prague.

Correct. Kevin, Touch My Bum is the subtitle to a 2002 song by

which Romanian duo?

Pass.

The Cheeky Girls. Kevin, the three laws of robotics were

conceived by which science-fiction author?

Alexander Isamov.

No. It's Isaac Asimov.

Kevin, the UK officially switched to decimal

currency on 15 February in which year?

1971.

Correct.

Gill, which desert stretches across huge portions of both Mongolia

and China?

Gobi.

Correct. Kevin, which cereal grain is the most commonly used to make

malt for beer making?

Corn.

Barley. Kevin, which animated comedy is set in the fictional

city of Quahog, Rhode Island?

Pass.

Family Guy. Kevin, Madras is the former name

of which Indian city?

Bombay.

It's Chennai. Kevin, which rating is used to measure

the level of insulation of a duvet?

Pass.

It's a tog.

Kevin, Roland Garros is famous...

Gill, with 33 seconds, you're today's winner.

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Congratulations, Gill. You applied a lot of pressure to Kevin there.

-It just ran away, didn't it, Kevin, at the end?

-Yes.

-Once I got the Asimov wrong it just...

-Yes, it did for you.

Gill, you've been terrific all the way through.

-Thank you.

-You really have.

-You've got one last question.

-OK.

-One last choice to make. One last tribe to join.

We're going to give you £1,000 to spend on something.

Before the show we asked you the following.

Would you like £1,000 worth of theatre tickets,

or £1,000 to spend on art?

Theatre tickets or art? Either of those take your fancy?

I'll go with the theatre tickets

because at the price of London tickets, once me

and my partner go, we'll probably get to see two and a half shows.

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-Well, very glad we're giving you at least that.

-Thank you.

-Thank you for playing.

-Kevin, thank you as well.

-Thank you.

Thank you for watching Two Tribes. Join us again next time.

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