Episode 28 Two Tribes

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Good evening, everyone, and a very warm welcome to Two Tribes,

the quiz show where you never know whose side you're going to be on.

We've got seven brand-new contestants, ready to play,

-so let's meet them.

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I'm Andrew, a local government officer,

from Bridgend in South Wales.

I'm Phil, I'm a sports writer from Sheffield.

I'm Akua, I'm an executive assistant from Croydon, South London.

My name's Chris. I'm a council inspector from Coventry.

My name's Colette.

I'm a Masters student from Yelvertoft in Northamptonshire.

I'm Darren, I'm a librarian from Newtownabbey in County Antrim.

I'm Sheri.

I'm a retired computer programmer from Rutland in the East Midlands.

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Welcome to you all. Lovely to have you here.

Before the show, you all filled in a big questionnaire,

answering all sorts of questions. There's a few of them up there.

In each round, we're going to split you into Two Tribes,

based on who said yes and who said no to some of these.

Each tribe will then face a series of general knowledge questions.

All you've got to do is make sure you're on the winning tribe.

If you do that, you could be playing for today's £1,000 jackpot.

Very best of luck to you all. Let's find our first Two Tribes.

Before the show, we asked you the following:

Let's see who said yes and who said no to that.

Our Yes Tribe are Phil, Chris and Colette,

which means our No Tribe is Andrew, Akua, Darren and Sheri.

-Everybody, join your tribes.

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What tribe are you on at home?

I'm on the No Tribe, I'll tell you that for nothing.

I would be with the Noes every day of the week.

Darren, you're a librarian, surely your life is full of risk!

Oh! I was just about to say - we're not...

I'm not averse to risk, but we are a conservative, with a small C,

bunch, on the whole.

-A quiet risk.

-Quiet risk.

-Andrew, not a risk taker?

No, not if I can help it. I prefer to stay in bed!

That's exactly right.

Although, for some of us, that's a risk in itself, Andrew.

Now, look at this Yes Tribe. It's like watching an episode of Jackass.

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-Phil, your life is one big long risk.

-Yeah, I'd go that far, yeah.

I like a gamble, I like a bet, so I suppose that's inherently risky.

-Colette, what sort of risks do you take?

-I take ones that scare me.

I think that unless you do things in life that scare you,

then it doesn't... You've got to get the adrenaline going.

You do physical things, you do bungee jumps, stuff like that?

-I'm going to be doing a skydive later this year.

-Colette!

That sounds awful, doesn't it? Can you imagine?

Colette, it's very impressive though, I have to say.

Is there anyone here for whom coming on Two Tribes would be

considered a risk?

Going on the Underground was a bit of a risk!

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Very, very good, Andrew. We will start with our No Tribe.

I'm going to give you 60 seconds' worth of questions.

If you get one wrong, I'll pass it down the line. If all four of you get the same question wrong,

your time will end immediately. The winning tribe will be through to the next round.

Start the clock.

Andrew, the musical instrument maker Antonio Stradivari is most

closely associated with which stringed instrument?

-Violin.

-Correct.

Akua, what is the main alcoholic ingredient in a Margarita cocktail?

-Rum.

-Incorrect. Darren?

-Gin.

-Incorrect. Sheri?

-Tequila.

-Correct.

Andrew, which rugby term can also be used to describe a disorderly

crowd or struggle?

-Scrum.

-Correct. Akua, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

and Time After Time were 1980s UK hits for which singer?

-Pass.

-Darren?

-Cyndi Lauper.

-Correct.

Sheri, in the UK, the Antipodes is an informal way of referring

to Australia and which other country?

-New Zealand.

-Correct.

Andrew, The Pied Piper Of Hamelin is a poem written by the English

poet called Robert who?

-Pass.

-Akua?

-Pass.

-Darren?

-Browning.

-Correct.

Sheri, lockjaw is another term for which infection?

-Tetanus.

-Correct.

Andrew, the 2006 hit Sexy Back was which singer's first UK

number one single?

-Pass.

-Akua?

-Justin Timberlake.

-Correct.

Darren, the New Jersey Devils

and the Anaheim Ducks are teams that compete in which sport?

-Ice hockey.

-Correct.

Sheri, what is the surname of James, the archenemy of Sherlock Holmes?

It was Moriarty. At the end of that round, No Tribe,

you've scored a very nice nine points.

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Well played. Yes Tribe, fancy a little risk?

Ten points is what you need to see you safely into the next round.

Very best of luck. Start the clock.

Phil, something that is easy to do is often referred

to as a piece of which sweet baked food?

-Cake.

-Correct.

Chris, what is the name of Elvis Presley's

mansion in Memphis, Tennessee, where he died in 1977?

Nashville.

-Incorrect. Colette?

-Can you repeat the question, please?

What is the name of Elvis Presley's mansion in Memphis,

Tennessee, where he died in 1977?

-Pass.

-Phil?

-Graceland.

-Correct.

Chris, in 2012,

which DJ became the host of BBC Radio 1's Breakfast Show?

-Zoe Ball.

-Incorrect. Colette?

-Chris Evans.

-Incorrect.

-Phil, to save your tribe.

-Nick Grimshaw.

-Is the right answer.

Chris, a written acknowledgement of debt is commonly referred

to by what three letter abbreviation?

-Pass.

-Colette?

-IOU.

-Correct.

Phil, Andrew Gale, Darren Gough and Geoffrey Boycott have all

captained which English county cricket team?

-Yorkshire.

-Correct.

Chris, which British Army officer founded the Boy Scout

movement in 1908?

-Pass.

-Colette?

-Lord Baden-Powell.

-Correct.

Phil, according to the title of a song in Disney's Peter Pan,

you should never smile at which animal?

-Crocodile.

-Correct.

So, at the end of that round, largely thanks to Phil,

you scored seven points.

It means with nine points, No Tribe, you're our winning tribe.

-You're through to the next round.

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Yes Tribe, seven points. I'm afraid it means you are the losing tribe.

One of you will be going home. This will be exciting for you, Colette.

On the buzzer, a lot of jeopardy, get the heart racing,

a little bit of adrenaline. One of you will be leaving us,

two of you will be through to the next round.

It all comes down to a series of questions on the buzzer.

I wish you all the very best of luck.

Following his victory at the 2015 Brisbane International,

which tennis player became only the third man in history to have

-won 1,000 ATP matches in his career?

-BUZZER

Phil?

-Roger Federer.

-Is the correct answer, Phil.

-You're through to the next round.

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Chris, Colette, one of you will be leaving us, one of you will be through to the next round.

Very best of luck to you both. What common name is given to the layer of dermal fat of sea

-mammals, such as whales, which...?

-BUZZER

-Chris?

-Blubber.

Which provides insulation and stores energy. Blubber is the correct answer.

-Chris, you're through to the next round.

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-Colette!

-Yeah, too slow there.

-Colette, thank you so much for playing.

Sorry we don't get to know anything more about you.

For our remaining six players, it's time to find two brand-new tribes.

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Well played there.

Well played, our No Tribe, and also to Phil and to Sheri.

You got all of your questions right in that last round. Very impressive.

Let's find two new tribes.

Before the show, we asked you the following:

I know what tribe I'm on here as well, I tell you.

Our Yes Tribe is Andrew, Akua and Chris,

which means our No Tribe is Phil, Darren and Sheri.

-Everybody, join your tribes.

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Yes Tribe, Andrew and Akua, once again,

I find myself drawn to your tribe here.

Andrew, what's your favourite thing to eat?

Anything with plenty of sugar in it.

-Desserts, sweets, cakes, chocolate...

-Oh! Stop it!

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Oh!

I feel your pain, Andrew.

Akua, what's your favourite sort of thing to eat?

-Gummy sweets, lemon posset, cheesecake...

-Oh! Man, oh, man!

We're standing here, everyone at home's having their tea.

You can have something sweet, we can't. Chris, sweet tooth?

Yeah, definitely. I'll eat anything.

It doesn't matter if it's sweet or savoury. I like all food.

-So, you've got an everything tooth.

-Yeah! I never turn down food.

Never turn down food. Very wise.

No Tribe, I find this very unusual. Darren?

I would rather have a starter than a sweet, but whenever the dessert

trolley comes round, I make a dive for the cheeseboard.

-Sheri, not a sweet tooth?

-Not particularly, no.

I'm a cheese freak as well.

I'll eat any sort of cheese, any time, anywhere.

-I think the No Tribe are more sophisticated and I count myself as a member of the Yes Tribe.

-Good.

We will start with our Yes Tribe. 60 seconds' worth of questions.

If you get one wrong, I will pass it down the line.

If all three of you get the same question wrong, your time ends.

The winning tribe will be safely through to the next round.

Best of luck to you all. Start the clock.

Andrew, first presented by Jim Davidson in the early '90s,

the TV game show Big Break centred around which sport?

-Snooker.

-Correct.

Akua, what is the main ingredient of the Italian sauce passata?

-Tomatoes.

-Correct.

Chris, Simon Le Bon is the frontman of which British band whose

hits have included Rio and Ordinary World?

-Duran Duran.

-Correct.

Andrew, which carnivorous dinosaur has a name meaning tyrant lizard?

-Tyrannosaurus Rex.

-Correct.

Akua, the name of which city in Morocco means white

house in Spanish?

-Agadir.

-Incorrect. Chris?

-Marrakech.

Incorrect. Andrew, to save your tribe?

I don't know. Pass.

The answer was... Anyone on the No Tribe?

Casablanca.

Casablanca. Absolutely right.

At the end of that round, Yes Tribe, you scored four points.

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No Tribe, five points will see you into the next round.

Very, very best of luck. Start the clock.

Phil, which X Factor judge has managed both Boyzone and Westlife?

-Louis Walsh.

-Correct. Darren, in UK supermarkets,

the lid of whole milk is traditionally which primary colour?

-Blue.

-Correct.

Sheri, which word can be used to refer to

the flow of water in a stream or electricity round a circuit?

-Pass.

-Phil?

-Current.

-Correct.

Darren, since 1952, who has been the head of the Church of England?

-The Archbishop of Canterbury.

-Incorrect. Sheri?

-The Queen.

-Correct.

Phil, to win, which of the UK's National Parks is the only

one to begin with the letter E?

Exmoor.

Correct answer and with five points, No Tribe,

-you're into the next round.

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Oh, Yes Tribe, I can't believe it.

The sugar has rotted all of our brains!

One of you, I'm afraid, is going to have to be leaving us.

I'm going to ask you a series of questions on the buzzer.

Get one right, you'll be in to the next round. Get one wrong, you will be leaving us immediately.

Very best of luck to you all.

In 2006, Lordi won the Eurovision Song Contest with

-Hard Rock Hallelujah, representing which Nordic...?

-BUZZER

-Andrew.

-Finland.

-Representing which Nordic country.

The correct answer, Andrew, is Finland. You're through to the next round.

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Akua and Chris, one of you will be through to the next round,

one of you will be leaving us. It all comes down to this question.

Which 1990s TV series starred Derek Jacobi as a medieval

Benedictine monk who solves mysteries?

BUZZER

-Chris?

-Cadfael.

It's the correct answer, Chris. You're through to the next round.

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-Akua...

-Yeah.

-Unlucky.

-Highly unlucky. I knew Casablanca as well.

-With respect, Akua, you didn't know it.

-Yeah.

Akua, it's been lovely having you on the show.

-Sorry we don't get to know any more about you. Have some pudding on us.

-Thank you for having me.

For our remaining five contestants, it's time to find the next Two Tribes.

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Well done to our final five. I'm going to split you into two new tribes now.

Before the show, we asked you the following:

OK. I Believe In The Afterlife. The No Tribe is Phil, Andrew and Sheri,

and our Yes Tribe is Chris and Darren. Everybody, join your tribes.

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So, Yes Tribe, we're probably not going to solve this question once and for all

on today's show, but Darren, you believe in some form of afterlife.

Well, I'm going to refer you back to the first question, are you one of life's risk takers,

and I thought it might be a wee bit risky to say no to this question.

That is a chicken's way out, Darren. It really is.

Andrew, I was more comfortable talking to you about sweets. Don't believe there's anything?

No, I've always been a believer that you're only here once

-and that's it, basically.

-Make the most of it while you're here.

-Yeah.

-And Sheri? You don't believe?

No, I believe when you're gone, you're gone, that's it.

-Perhaps, in some people's memories, but not yourself.

-Keep it light.

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We will start with our No Tribe. 60 seconds' worth of questions.

If you get one wrong, we'll pass it down the line.

If you all get the same question wrong, your time ends.

The winning tribe in this round will be going through to our final

four, so very, very best of luck, both tribes. Start the clock.

Andrew, which member of The Beatles was born Richard Starkey?

-Ringo Starr.

-Correct.

Phil, what is the full name of the London museum often referred

to as the V&A?

-Victoria and Albert.

-Correct.

Sheri, mute and whooper are both species of which large aquatic bird?

-Swans.

-Correct.

Andrew, at the age of 12, which Welsh soprano singer released

her debut album, titled Voice Of An Angel?

-Charlotte Church.

-She did.

Phil, which Black Sea resort hosted the inaugural

Russian Grand Prix in 2014?

-Pass.

-Sheri?

-Odessa.

It wasn't. Andrew, to save your tribe?

-Sochi.

-Correct.

Phil, in which 1990 multiple Oscar-winning film did

Kevin Costner play an American Civil War army officer?

-Pass.

-Sheri?

-Pass.

-Andrew, to save your tribe?

-Saving Private Ryan.

-Incorrect, I'm afraid. The answer was Dances With Wolves.

-Oh!

At the end of that round, No Tribe, you've scored five points.

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So, Yes Tribe, six points will see you through to our final four,

Chris and Darren. Good luck to you both. Start the clock.

Chris, weasel and stoat is rhyming slang for which item of clothing?

-Pass.

-Darren?

-Coat.

-Correct.

Chris, the name of which Shakespearean hero represents

the letter R in the NATO phonetic alphabet?

-Raphael.

-Incorrect. Darren?

-Romeo.

-Correct.

Chris, in which ocean does the climactic phenomenon

known as El Nino take place?

-Atlantic.

-Incorrect. Darren?

-Pacific.

-Correct.

Chris, in Arthurian Legend, what was Excalibur?

-A sword.

-Correct. Darren,

Mary Robinson was the first female president of which European country?

-Ireland.

-She was.

To win, Chris, which US TV series featured detectives

James Sonny Crockett and Ricardo Tubbs?

-Starsky And Hutch.

-Incorrect. Darren?

-Miami Vice.

Is the right answer. And with six points, Yes Tribe,

largely Darren, I've got to say, you are through to our final four,

please take your places in the middle.

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That means, No Tribe, you are the losing tribe.

We have to lose one of you before our final four.

Fingers on buzzers, please. Playing for survival.

What name is given to the woven fabric consisting of various

-checked patterns that is commonly associated with Scottish clans?

-BUZZER

-Phil?

-Tartan.

-With Scottish clans. Tartan is the correct answer.

-Phil, you're through to our final four.

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Andrew, Sheri, one of you will be leaving us,

one of you will be in our final four.

It all comes down to this question. Very best of luck to you both.

-Which rally first began in Paris in 1978 and is named after...?

-BUZZER

-Sheri?

-Paris Dakar Rally.

-First began in Paris in 1978,

it's named after the capital of Senegal, the original end

point of the race, Paris Dakar Rally is the correct answer.

-Sheri, you're through to our final four.

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Andrew, the good news is that you may not believe in an afterlife,

but there's afterlife on Two Tribes - it's called the green room.

And that's where you're heading now. Andrew, it's been an absolute pleasure having you on.

-Thank you for joining us. Have you enjoyed yourself?

-Lovely, thank you.

For our final four, however, it's time to find our next Two Tribes.

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So, our final four. This, of course, is where things change.

It's always going to be two against two and at the end of this

round, two of you will be going through to play in our final.

The other two will be going home immediately. No more second chances.

Very best of luck to you all. Let's see how we're going to split you.

Before the show, we asked you the following:

The Yes Tribe is Chris and Sheri,

which means our No Tribe are Phil and Darren.

-Everybody, join your tribes.

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-So, hi-tech gadgets. Sheri, you have a love of gadgets.

-Yes.

I play about with computers most of the time.

What's your house like? Have you got all sorts of things in it?

-Most of them are a bit old these days, but...

-Aren't we all, Sheri?

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My kids will probably say that they're not hi-tech,

-but to me they are.

-And Chris, loads of gadgets?

Yeah, I'm a games reviewer on the side,

so I like to play a lot of games, like to have the latest stuff.

Takes up too much of my time, but it's worth it.

-No Tribe, Phil, you're not a big gadget fan?

-Not massively.

I've got a laptop and stuff, but not a big computer game fan.

-I'd rather have a dartboard.

-A man after my own heart.

You also look like you'd probably be at home in the Wild West or

something, in a time before electricity. You look like you could carry yourself.

And Darren, of course, you're a librarian,

-you have to know how everything works.

-I'm an analogue kind of guy.

If a kettle and toaster count as hi-tech gadgets,

then I'm on the wrong team!

So, digital versus analogue. That's what we've got here.

Pick a side at home. As you know, this round is all on the buzzer.

The first tribe to get five questions right will be playing in today's final.

For the losing tribe, it's game over immediately. Very best of luck to both tribes.

Which ecclesiastical court established by papal bull

in 1478 to combat heresy was the...?

-BUZZER

-Darren?

-The Spanish Inquisition.

Was the subject of a famous Monty Python sketch.

Spanish Inquisition, correct answer, well played. One-nil.

Which novel by Alexandre Dumas takes its title from the alias

-of Edmond Dantes?

-BUZZER

Sheri?

The Count Of Monte Cristo.

Is the correct answer. One-all. Well played, Sheri.

In total, how many goals were scored by the England men's football

-team at the 2014...?

-BUZZER

-Chris?

-Two.

At the 2014 Fifa World Cup finals. Two is the correct answer.

Well played, Chris.

Two-one to the Yes Tribe. Some very good answering all round.

Which 2014 stage musical was inspired by the real life

-story of a campaign by workers at an Essex car plant...?

-BUZZER

Sheri?

-Sorry.

-Dagenham...

I can give the whole question to the No Tribe, you can confer.

Which 2014 stage musical was inspired by the real life

story of a campaign by workers at an Essex car plant for equal pay?

-Made In Dagenham?

-Yep.

-Made In Dagenham.

-Made In Dagenham is the right answer.

I know you knew it, Sheri.

Two points each.

What is the surname of brothers Gerry and Fred,

who topped the charts as members of Gerry And The Pacemakers?

-BUZZER

-Darren.

-Marsden.

Absolutely right, Darren.

It's three points to the No Tribe, two points to the Yes Tribe.

What regnal name was shared by four successive British monarchs

-who reigned from...?

-BUZZER

-Sheri?

-George.

1714 to 1830, George is the correct answer.

I thought this was going to be a good final four. Three points each.

Five points is what you need to be in today's final.

Which British actor's film roles have included Bridget Jones'

dad, one half of Gilbert and Sullivan...?

-BUZZER

-Phil?

Jim Broadbent.

And Denis Thatcher. Jim Broadbent is the correct answer, Phil.

Very well played.

Four points to the No Tribe, three points to the Yes Tribe.

No Tribe, you are one correct answer, one question away,

from today's final.

Which word is defined by the Oxford Dictionary Of Economics

as a persistent tendency for nominal prices to increase?

-BUZZER

-Sheri?

Inflation.

Is the correct answer, Sheri. Well played!

Yes Tribe, four points, No Tribe, four points. It comes down to this.

A 1997 international treaty aiming to reduce

the emission of greenhouse gasses is commonly

known as the protocol of which Japanese city?

-BUZZER

-Darren?

-Kyoto.

-Is the correct answer, Darren.

The No Tribe win by five points to four.

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Very well played, gents.

Very strong performance. What a terrific final four.

-Sheri, have you enjoyed your time with us?

-Very much, thank you.

It's been absolutely lovely having you here,

you've been a terrific player, and Chris, have you enjoyed your time?

Yeah, I was lucky to get here.

Chris and Sheri, thank you so much for playing.

But for Phil and Darren, it's time to play the Two Tribes final.

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Phil and Darren, that was a great final four. Very, very close.

I suspect it's going to be a very close final as well.

Now, we split you into your very own tribes. It's Phil against Darren,

you've also got your very own 45-second clock.

You've got to protect that clock. Only the first question will be on the buzzer.

If you get it right, your opponent's clock will start ticking down.

It will keep ticking down until they get a question right and then your

clock will start ticking down and your job is to force your opponent's clock all the way down to zero.

If you do that, you'll be playing for today's jackpot of £1,000.

So, Phil and Darren, let's play the Two Tribes final.

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So, just this first question on the buzzers.

In which decade of the 20th century did Nicholas II,

-the last Tsar of Russia, abdicate?

-BUZZER

-Darren?

-The 1910s.

Is the correct answer, which means, Phil, as soon as I start

the next question, your clock will start ticking down.

Phil, which TV chef is known for his programmes

presented from River Cottage?

-Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall.

-Correct.

Darren, a volleyball named Wilson features in which 2000 film

starring Tom Hanks?

-Cast Away.

-Correct. Phil, the legal thrillers The Pelican Brief

and The Firm are novels by which American author?

-John Grisham.

-Correct. Darren, sidewinder is a term commonly

used for a species of which reptile?

-Snake.

-It is. Phil, aged 13, which British swimmer won two gold

medals at the 2008 Beijing Paralympic Games?

-Ellie Simmonds.

-Correct.

Darren, the novelist Emile Zola was born in which European country?

-France.

-Correct.

Phil, in 1970, Dad's Army star Clive Dunn had a UK number one

-single with what title?

-Pass.

Grandad. Phil, the Shakespeare play Romeo And Juliet

is mainly set in which Italian city?

-Rome.

-Incorrect. It's Verona.

Phil, Prince William famously supports which English

football team based in the Midlands?

-Aston Villa.

-Correct.

Darren, the Tet Offensive took place during which 20th century conflict?

-Vietnam War.

-Correct.

Phil, The Modern Prometheus was the subtitle of which 1818 horror novel?

-Frankenstein.

-Correct.

Darren, In The Lonely Hour was a 2014 UK number one

-album for which singer-songwriter?

-Pass.

Sam Smith. In Greek mythology, what name was given to the winged

horse that was born when Medusa was slain?

-Pegasus.

-Correct. Julian Barratt and Noel Fielding comprise

which comedy act...?

-Mighty Boosh.

-Correct.

Darren, author DH Lawrence was born in which East Midlands county?

-Derbyshire.

-It's Nottinghamshire.

Darren, Amen Corner is a famous area at which golf course in the US

state of Georgia?

-Augusta.

-Correct. Phil, in 2014,

which politician was elected as leader of the Scottish Labour Party?

-Pass.

-It's Jim Murphy.

Phil, the song Nobody Does It Better by Carly Simon is the theme

to which James Bond film?

The answer was The Spy Who Loved Me. Goodness me!

With eight seconds left on the clock, today's winner is Darren.

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I said it was going to be close. That was a hard-fought final.

-Phil, very well played. We got through a lot of questions.

-Yeah.

-Have you enjoyed yourself?

-Yes, very much so. Thank you.

Been a pleasure getting to know you. You've been a terrific contestant as well.

On many occasions, you would have found yourself playing for the jackpot.

But that honour on today's show falls to Darren. Let's play for today's jackpot.

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-Darren, congratulations.

-Thank you.

-Terrific stuff.

You now have the opportunity to win some money. Today's jackpot is £1,000.

If you're ready to play, let's take a look at your two categories.

Would you like your final question to be about children's books or money?

-I think I'm going to plump for children's books.

-Children's books.

Let's take a look and see what it is.

That's title characters in the Roger Hargreaves series.

OK, here are your four answers.

You've got to put all four of those answers into their correct

tribe to walk away with £1,000.

Could be four in one category, none in the other, could be three and one, could be two and two.

If you get all four of them in the right category,

you will win today's jackpot. Any of those obvious to you?

Of the four up there, the only one that

I absolutely am pretty certain about would be Mr Happy.

-Shall we put Mr Happy in the Yes Tribe?

-Put Mr Happy in Yes, please.

-Yes, thank you.

-Move these around, if you need to.

Mr Big doesn't ring any bells with me. It kind of...

I'm going to put Mr Big into the No category.

Let's put Mr Big into the No category.

Two ironic answers to be left with here.

-Mr Clever and Mr Right. Uh-oh.

-Um...

I think I'm going to put Mr Clever in the Yes camp as well.

-OK, we'll put Mr Clever in the Yes Tribe. there he goes.

-Mr Right?

Right, Right, Right... Um...

I honestly have no idea. I'm just going to go...

Well, for the sake of even-ness or symmetry, I'm going

-to put Mr Right into the No camp.

-Put Mr Right in the No camp.

Do you want to take one final look at those and let me know

if you're happy to lock them in?

-Yes, Richard. Lock them in.

-Let's lock them in.

OK, you need all four of these to be correct to win £1,000.

I'm sure you've put them in tribes at home.

Do you agree with Darren, or do you disagree with Darren?

Start with Mr Happy. You said he was a Mr Man.

I'm One Of The Mr Men - Mr Happy, are you in the Yes Tribe?

Course he is. Yeah. Third book in the series, Mr Happy.

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Mr Big. Was Mr Big one of the Mr Men?

You've got to get all four of these right. You've got one of them right.

Have you got a second one right?

I'm one of the Mr Men - Mr Big, are you in the No Tribe?

Absolutely right, Darren. Halfway there. Halfway there.

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-There was a Mr Tall. Mr Big was in prison throughout the whole series.

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So, Mr Clever, you thought he was a Mr Man. Good luck, Darren.

I'm One Of The Mr Men - Mr Clever, are you in the Yes Tribe?

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Absolutely right, Darren.

He lives in Cleverland. So, it comes down to this. Mr Right.

You said, Darren, that he wasn't a Mr Man.

If you're correct, you're going to walk away with £1,000.

I wish you the very, very best of luck.

So, I'm One Of The Mr Men - Mr Right, are you in the No Tribe?

For £1,000.

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-Oh! Well played, Darren! Very well played!

Ooh!

Turns out, you were Mr Right. Very, very well played.

You've been terrific all the way through and well done if you put them in the correct tribes at home.

£1,000, Darren, what might that go on?

-Oh, um... Holiday, no question.

-Lovely.

-Have you enjoyed yourself?

-It's been great. Thank you for having me.

-It's been a joy having you here.

You played terrifically well and I hope you'll join us next time, where seven brand-new

contestants will be trying to do exactly what Darren just did. We'll see you then, on Two Tribes.

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