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Good evening, everyone, and welcome to Two Tribes,

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the quiz show where you never know whose side you're going to be on.

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We've got seven brand-new contestants ready to play,

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so let's meet them.

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I'm Edward. I'm a cafe owner from Preston.

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I'm Azzy. I'm a market stall holder from Anglesey, North Wales.

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Hi, my name is Michelle. I'm from Sunningdale in Berkshire

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and I'm a TV extra.

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My name is Cheryl. I'm a civil servant from Liverpool.

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I'm Bob. I'm a retired engineer from St Albans.

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I'm Penny. I'm a speech and drama adjudicator

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from Southwick in West Sussex.

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I'm James. I'm a business consultant from Bradford.

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APPLAUSE

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Welcome to all seven of you. Lovely to have you all here.

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Penny, you speak very well. You are a speech and drama adjudicator.

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I'm going to be enormously careful for the whole show

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just to try and impress you.

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Now, before the show, all seven of you completed our in-depth survey,

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answered all sorts of questions about yourselves.

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There's some of them up there on the screen.

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Every round, we're going to split you into two tribes

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based on who said yes and who said no to some of these.

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Then both tribes will face a series of general knowledge questions.

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To stay safe, all you need to do is be on the winning tribe.

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At the end of the show, one of you

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could walk away with today's jackpot,

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which currently stands at £3,000.

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So, good luck to you all.

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Let's find our first two tribes.

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Before the show, we asked you all the following.

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Ooh!

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LAUGHTER

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"I'm good looking."

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Which of you looked at our form and ticked the yes box here?

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This will be revealing.

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OK, our Yes Tribe is Azzy, Michelle and James.

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Our No Tribe is Edward...

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Yeah, I think I got it wrong. I think I ticked the wrong box.

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LAUGHTER

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I'll let the viewers at home be the judge of that, Edward.

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..Cheryl, Bob and Penny.

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Everybody, join your tribes.

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No Tribe, everyone is going to be cheering you on this round.

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Edward, you wouldn't consider yourself good looking?

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Well, the wife did fill in the survey for me.

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I think normally I would have ticked that box, Richard.

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-THE wife?

-The wife, yes.

-You mean YOUR wife?

-MY wife.

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I've only got one, let's be clear about this. One.

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LAUGHTER

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Cheryl, you're just being modest, I'm presuming.

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Well, I myself don't think I'm good looking.

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If my partner had filled the form in and put no, I'd have killed him.

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Absolutely right. And Penny.

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I have a very flexible face, but I don't think it's good looking.

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-You have a very flexible face?

-Yes.

-That's a good thing.

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That is a good thing. Can I just say, who says yes to this question?

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In the whole world?

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I'll tell you who says yes to it - Azzy, Michelle and James. James?

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It's a comparative thing, Richard.

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If you hang around with the people I hang around with,

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I am good looking. LAUGHTER

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-One of the secrets of success is to hang out with ugly people.

-Exactly.

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You are absolutely right.

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We'll start with our No Tribe cos everyone at home wants you to win.

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Here's how it's going to work.

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I'm going to give you 60 seconds worth of questions.

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Get one wrong, I'll pass it down the line.

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If all of you get the same question wrong,

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your time will end immediately, OK?

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If you're on the winning tribe,

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you will be safely through to the next round.

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So, good luck. Start the clock.

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Edward, Sir Christopher Wren is buried in the crypt

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of which English cathedral?

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-Oh, I don't know.

-Cheryl?

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-Westminster Abbey.

-Incorrect. Bob?

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-St Paul's Cathedral.

-Correct.

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Penny, which actress played matriarch Peggy Mitchell

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in EastEnders for over 15 years?

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-Barbara Windsor.

-She did.

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Edward, Tennessee and bourbon are American varieties

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of which distilled spirit?

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-Whiskey.

-Correct.

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Cheryl, the city of Chester is in which English county?

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-Pass.

-Bob?

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-Lancashire.

-Incorrect. Penny?

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-Cheshire.

-Correct.

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Edward, in medicine, the central nervous system

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consists of the spinal-cord and which other major organ?

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-The brain.

-Correct.

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Cheryl, someone born on April Fools' Day would have which star sign?

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-Aries.

-Correct.

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Bob, what is the name of the English electro-pop duo

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that consists of Neil Tennant and Chris Lowe?

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-Pet Shop Boys.

-Correct.

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Penny, in George Orwell's 1984,

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what is the number of the room where people face their greatest fears?

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-101.

-Correct.

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Edward, in 2014, who defeated Roger Federer

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to win his second singles title at Wimbledon?

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Oh...Nadal.

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Incorrect. Cheryl?

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-Novak Djokovic.

-Correct. Bob...

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And at the end of that round, No Tribe, you've scored nine points.

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Yay!

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APPLAUSE

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That is an ironically handsome score, I have to say.

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LAUGHTER

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So, ten points for our good lookers

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will see you safely through to the next round.

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Start the clock.

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Azzy, how many days are there in four weeks?

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-28.

-Correct.

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Michelle, the 19th-century novel Nicholas Nickleby

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is by which English author?

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-William Shakespeare.

-Incorrect. James?

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-Charles Dickens.

-Correct.

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Azzy, someone obsessed with an idea might be said to have

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a bee in their WHAT?

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-Bonnet.

-Correct.

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Michelle, which English Premier League football club

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is nicknamed the Red Devils?

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-Aston Villa.

-Incorrect. James?

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-Manchester United.

-Correct.

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Azzy, a classic type of cheese and bacon quiche

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is named after which region of northeast France?

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-Pass.

-Michelle?

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-Lorraine.

-Correct.

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James, in the US cartoon series, Nancy Cartwright provides the voice

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for which male member of the Simpson family?

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-Bart Simpson.

-She does.

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Azzy, which is the only state of the USA to begin with the letter U?

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-Utah.

-Correct.

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Michelle, before 2010,

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who was the last Conservative Chancellor of the Exchequer?

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Oh.

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I can't remember his name.

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-Pass.

-James?

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The answer to that was Kenneth Clarke.

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A good score but, Yes Tribe, just seven.

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That means our winners, the No Tribe,

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please take your places in the centre.

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APPLAUSE

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So, seven points, not a bad score but not quite enough, Yes Tribe,

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which means we have to lose one of you.

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I'm going to ask you a series of questions.

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Get one right, you're safely through.

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Get one wrong, however, you'll be leaving us immediately,

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so do take care.

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Fingers on buzzers.

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In a 2002 film, Salma Hayek received an Oscar nomination

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for her portrayal of which Mexican artist?

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-BUZZ

-James?

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Kahlo Frida.

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Is the incorrect answer, I'm afraid. It is Frida Kahlo.

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You're not a million miles away.

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But it means, James, we lose you. That means, Azzy and Michelle,

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you're safely through to the next round.

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Please take your places in the centre.

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APPLAUSE

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James, I'm so sorry. The temptation to buzz in was too much.

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-You knew the answer.

-I did.

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-You did know the answer.

-My good looks just drowned it out.

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Well, you know what, at least you have that as a consolation.

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It has been lovely having you here.

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But for our remaining six, it is time to find our next two tribes.

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Congratulations to the six of you.

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Especially Penny, I would say.

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Not only beautifully spoken,

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but you got every single one of your questions right.

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Oh, goodness!

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We're going to split you into different tribes now.

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Let's see how we'll do that.

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Before the show, we asked you the following.

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-Penny, do you always get what you want?

-No way.

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RICHARD LAUGHS

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Well, Penny, you are on the No Tribe and you're joined on the No Tribe

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by Edward

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and Cheryl.

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That means our Yes Tribe is Azzy, Michelle and Bob.

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Everybody, join your tribes.

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APPLAUSE

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-Azzy, you're not making yourself popular at home...

-No, I'm not.

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..by saying you're good looking and you always get what you want.

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What tactics do you employ to get what you want?

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-I don't know. Beg.

-You're just persuasive?

-Yeah.

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-Yeah, say that.

-And, Michelle, you're the same?

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-Yes, absolutely.

-Bob.

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Bob, a tall man always gets what he wants, right?

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-It's all about presence, isn't it?

-It's all about presence, exactly.

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And if you've got a lot of time.

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-To wait.

-LAUGHTER

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Absolutely right. What you mean is stubbornness.

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-Well...

-If you're stubborn, you always get what you want.

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Maybe, maybe.

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No Tribe, Edward.

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You don't get what you want all the time?

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Well, it all went wrong when I got married. And basically,

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all I want out of life is the remote control. And after getting married,

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that went missing after seven o'clock when the soaps came on every night.

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So, that's me resigned to the kitchen doing the cleaning and the cooking.

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LAUGHTER

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And of course we remember, Edward, you got married to The Wife,

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-didn't you?

-The Wife! LAUGHTER

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She's there watching at home. Hello, Wife!

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Who could forget that?

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If you're still there when I get back.

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-What are your children's names? The Kids?

-Yeah.

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Jack and Charles.

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-Aww, Jack and Charles.

-Aww.

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Let's start with our Yes Tribe.

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I'll give you 60 seconds worth of questions.

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Get one wrong, I'll pass it down the line.

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If you all get the same question wrong,

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your time will end immediately.

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All you've got to do is make sure you are on the winning tribe

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and you'll be safely through to the next round.

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Start the clock.

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Azzy, which fruit is dried to produce raisins?

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-Pass.

-Michelle?

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-Grapes.

-Correct.

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Bob, which American actor plays Han Solo in the Star Wars films?

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-Harrison Ford.

-He does.

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Azzy, a mountain peak called Arthur's Seat

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overlooks which Scottish city?

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-Pass.

-Michelle?

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-Scottish... Edinburgh?

-Correct.

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Bob, the bingo call two fat ladies

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traditionally refers to which number?

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-88.

-It does.

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Azzy, which object featured in the title

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of Rihanna's first UK number one single?

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-Umbrella.

-Correct.

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Michelle, the 1978 TV series Going Straight

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was a spin-off from which comedy series?

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-Porridge.

-Correct.

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Bob, the Richter scale is most commonly used to measure

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the magnitude of what type of natural disaster?

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Um...

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-Avalanches.

-Incorrect. Azzy?

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-Earthquakes.

-Correct.

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Michelle, in the New Testament,

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who betrayed Jesus for 30 pieces of silver?

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-Judas.

-Correct.

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Bob, the name of which sea

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translates from the Latin for Middle Land?

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The answer was Mediterranean.

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Yes Tribe, very impressive - eight points.

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-APPLAUSE

-Eight points.

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So, No Tribe, nine points

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would see the three of you safely through to the next round.

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Best of luck. Start the clock.

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Edward, in medicine, ENT stands for ear, nose and WHAT?

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-Throat.

-Correct.

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Cheryl, what is the first name of Prince Harry's older brother?

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-William.

-Correct.

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Penny, the BBC sitcom Dad's Army is set during which conflict?

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-Second World War.

-Correct.

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Edward, Is There Something I Should Know? and The Reflex

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were 1980s UK number one singles for which group?

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Uh...eh...

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-It's...Duran Duran.

-Correct.

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Cheryl, the British Board of Film Classification uses which letter

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to recommend a film as suitable for all?

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-U.

-Correct.

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Penny, who was the longest serving UK prime minister

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of the 20th century?

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-Pass.

-Edward?

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-Thatcher.

-Correct.

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Cheryl, which activity, popular in bars and clubs,

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takes its name from a Japanese word meaning empty orchestra?

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-Karaoke.

-Correct.

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Penny, which insect has a name derived from the Spanish

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for little fly?

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-Mosquito.

-Correct.

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Edward - to win - the comedian born John Edward Bartholomew

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took his stage surname from which English seaside town?

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-Morecambe!

-Correct answer!

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No Tribe, nine points.

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APPLAUSE

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Terrific work. Well played.

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No Tribe, you are all safely through to the next round.

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You got what you wanted, for once in your life.

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-Please take you places...

-Yay!

-..in the centre.

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Yes Tribe, we're going to lose one of you right now.

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I'm going to ask you a series of questions.

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If you get one right,

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you'll join the others in the next round.

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Get it wrong, you'll be leaving us immediately.

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Best of luck, fingers on buzzers.

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Sometimes referred to as the tail bone,

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what is the name of the small triangular bone

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at the base of the spine in humans?

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-BUZZ

-Azzy?

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-Coccyx.

-Is the correct answer.

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Azzy, you're through to the next round.

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APPLAUSE

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Michelle, Bob.

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One of you will be leaving us and it all comes down to this one question.

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Fingers on buzzers. Best of luck.

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From 2000 to 2010, before they moved to the O2,

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the Brits Awards were held at which exhibition centre in West London?

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-BUZZ

-Bob?

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Earls Court.

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Is the correct answer, Bob. You're through to the next round.

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Please take your place in the centre.

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APPLAUSE

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Michelle. Michelle, a tough first round

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but very strong in that the second round.

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-Did you enjoy it?

-I did. It was very good.

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It's been lovely having you here.

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-Thank you for playing.

-Thank you so much.

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But for our remaining five players, let's find our next two tribes.

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Congratulations, all five of you.

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Let's find out what the next two tribes are going to be.

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Before the show, we asked you the following.

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LAUGHTER

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Oh, I'm looking forward to talking to you about this.

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Edward, what are you on this one?

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I would make a good prime minister, Richard.

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I'll tell you what, why don't we be the judges of that?

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-LAUGHTER

-Let's find out who the Yes Tribe is.

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It is Edward and Azzy.

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Which means our No Tribe - Cheryl, Bob and Penny.

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Everybody, join your tribes.

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We will talk to our potential prime ministers in a moment but,

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Cheryl and Penny, you've been on the No Tribe every single time.

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I would say, Penny, you'd make a terrific prime minister.

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I cannot think of a worse job.

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But see, that's the thing.

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Someone who doesn't want to be prime minister

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is the only person you should trust to be prime minister.

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As soon as someone wants to be one, they'll be awful. Bob?

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Hmm, diplomacy and lying are not part of what I...

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AUDIENCE: Oh! APPLAUSE

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There's some satire for you. There's some satire.

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Now, Azzy, you've been just to everything.

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-Yes.

-Which is good, it's a positive thing.

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Tell us why, Azzy, you think you'd make a good prime minister.

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Um, I don't know. I just think I'd make...

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I've seen some of the prime ministers, I think,

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"God, they're making some bad decisions here.

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"I'd think I'd do a better job."

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That would be such a terrible party political broadcast.

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LAUGHTER

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No Tribe, we will start with you.

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I'll give you 60 seconds worth of questions.

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Get one wrong, I'll pass it down the line.

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If you all get the same one wrong, your time will end immediately.

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The winning tribe here will all be safely through to our final four.

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So, very best of luck. Start the clock.

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Cheryl, a chiropodist specialises in the care

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of which part of the body?

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-Feet.

-Correct.

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Bob, traditionally, a baker's dozen is made up of how many units?

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-13.

-It is.

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Penny, in which modern-day European country was Joan of Arc born?

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-France.

-Correct.

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Cheryl - Monarch, Red Admiral and Painted Lady

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are all species of which insect?

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-Butterfly.

-Correct.

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Bob, what name is given to any aircraft of the US Air Force

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carrying the president?

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Uh...

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US One.

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Incorrect. Penny?

0:14:420:14:43

-Air Force One.

-Correct.

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Cheryl, in which decade did Blue Peter first air on UK television?

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-'50s.

-Correct.

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Bob, which foodstuff is made by heating maize kernels

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until they explode?

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-Popcorn.

-Correct.

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Penny, in geometry, a right angle consists of how many degrees?

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-90.

-Correct.

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Cheryl, the 1998 film The Man In The Iron Mask

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is based on a novel by which French author?

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-Pass.

-Bob.

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-Dumas.

-Correct.

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Penny, who had a UK number one album

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-in the early noughties with White Ladder?

-No idea.

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-Cheryl.

-Pass.

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Bob, to save your tribe.

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White Stripes.

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It wasn't White Stripes. It was David Gray.

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But at the end of that round, No Tribe, you've scored nine points.

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APPLAUSE

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Nine points...Edward and Azzy.

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I've enjoyed it so far, anyway.

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That's the main thing. LAUGHTER

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It's the taking part that counts.

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You have got to score ten points

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to be safely through to our final four.

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-Are you both ready?

-Yes.

-Yes.

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Start the clock. Edward, the film Billy Elliot,

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tells the story of a boy with a talent for which style of dance?

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-Ballet.

-Correct. Azzy.

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The two opposite but complimentary principles of Chinese philosophy

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are yin and what?

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-Yang.

-Correct.

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Edward, which country's national flag features a red maple leaf?

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-Pass.

-Azzy.

-Canada.

-Correct.

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Edward, in the UK, which saint's day

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is traditionally celebrated on the 14th of February?

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Er... St George.

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Incorrect. Azzy, to save your tribe.

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14th of February.

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Save the tribe, please. LAUGHTER

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14th of February...

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In the UK, which saints day is traditionally celebrated

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on the 14th of February?

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St Alban.

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-It's...

-HE CHUCKLES

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It's not St Alban.

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-BOB: St Valentine.

-St Valentine's Day.

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-Well, that was close.

-LAUGHTER

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With nine points...No Tribe.

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You're through to the final four. Take your places in the centre.

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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-Edward.

-Yes.

-Azzy. We're going to lose one of you.

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One of you will be in our final four. One of you will be going home.

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And it all comes down to this one question.

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Very, very best of luck to you both.

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In the novel The Wonderful Wizard Of Oz,

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what is the name of Dorothy's dog?

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-Edward.

-Toto.

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Is the correct answer. Edward, you're through to our final four.

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Take your place in the centre.

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Azzy. You've been on the losing tribe all three times.

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-But you've been on the Yes Tribe all three times.

-Yeah.

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-You've got a positive outlook towards life.

-Yeah, I think so.

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-It's been lovely having you here.

-Thank you.

-But for our final four,

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-let's find our next two tribes.

-APPLAUSE

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Congratulations to our final four.

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This is where things change. It's going to be two against two.

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And at the end of this round, two of you

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will be going through to our final.

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The other two, will be going home immediately.

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No more second chances.

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Let's see how we're going to split you.

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Before the show we asked you the following...

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Ooh. OK, I've re-gifted a Christmas present.

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Can I take a guess, Edward, at what tribe you're on here?

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-You do that, Richard, you do that.

-I'm going to guess that you are yes.

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-Yes.

-You are a yes. OK, let's take a look at our tribes, then.

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The Yes Tribe is Edward...and Cheryl.

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And that means our No Tribe is Bob and Penny.

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-Everybody, join your tribes.

-APPLAUSE

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So, final four. Can you imagine the sort of people

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who would re-gift a Christmas present?

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-Let's meet two of them.

-LAUGHTER

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Let's meet two of them. Edward, you've re-gifted?

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Yes, of course. Yes, yes.

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And it's the gift that keeps on giving.

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In a world of precious, finite resources...

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-Yes.

-I think you can take recycling to a new level.

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Gosh, it's almost convincing, isn't it?

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Cheryl, you have re-gifted a Christmas present.

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-Is it something you would do regularly?

-What can I say?

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I've got kids. They tend to go to the teachers.

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AUDIENCE: Oooh!

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I have to say, as the child of a teacher,

0:18:400:18:42

-I welcomed that sort of thing.

-LAUGHTER

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The amount of chocolate my mum used to get every Christmas was amazing.

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-Money.

-Money, yeah.

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Money's good. You can't gift that.

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-You don't really gift teachers money.

-No, I meant...

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You know... This year, love, money'll do. That's to the wife.

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Not the audience.

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You can give me money as well, if you want.

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-Can I change me answer?

-LAUGHTER

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OK, here we go. Our final four.

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This round is all on the buzzer.

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The first tribe to answer five questions correctly

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will be going through to today's final.

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For the losing tribe, it is game over immediately.

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Best of luck to all four of you. Here is your first question.

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Of all the people to have served as UK prime minister since 2000,

0:19:240:19:28

whose surname comes first alphabetically?

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-Bob.

-Blair.

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Correct. One-nil to our No Tribe.

0:19:330:19:36

Which radio show was created by Roy Plomley,

0:19:360:19:39

who was succeeded as host by Michael Parkinson...

0:19:390:19:42

-Penny.

-Desert Island Discs.

0:19:420:19:44

Succeeded as host by Michael Parkinson,

0:19:440:19:46

Sue Lawley and Kirsty Young.

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Desert Island Discs, the correct answer.

0:19:470:19:50

Two-nil...to the No Tribe.

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Commonly known as the Union Jack,

0:19:520:19:54

the flag of the United Kingdom features how many heraldic...

0:19:540:19:57

-Edward.

-Three.

-..how many heraldic crosses?

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-Three is the correct answer.

-We're winning.

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Yes Tribe one, No Tribe two. First to five.

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Fingers on buzzers. Who conquered much of the Persian Empire

0:20:050:20:08

and became King of Macedonia in 336 BC?

0:20:080:20:11

-Penny.

-Alexander.

0:20:110:20:12

Alexander the Great is the correct answer.

0:20:120:20:14

Three-one to the No Tribe.

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Tigger, Eeyore and Piglet are the friends of which...?

0:20:170:20:20

-Edward.

-Winnie the Pooh.

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Friends of which fictional bear? It is Winnie the Pooh.

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Correct, it's three points to the No Tribe.

0:20:250:20:27

Two points to Edward.

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Landing in 2012, the NASA rover known as Curiosity

0:20:300:20:33

was designed to explore which planet of the solar system?

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-Cheryl.

-Mars.

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Is the right answer, Cheryl. Very well played.

0:20:370:20:39

-It does work.

-We're back in.

-Very well play.

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It's three-three.

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In an Olympic swimming individual medley event,

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competitors must swim breaststroke, freestyle, butterfly

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and which other...

0:20:510:20:52

-Cheryl.

-Front crawl.

0:20:520:20:54

Incorrect, I'm afraid. I can pass that over to the other tribe.

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In an Olympic swimming individual medley event,

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competitors must swim breast stroke, freestyle, butterfly

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and which other stroke? You can confer.

0:21:020:21:04

-Backstroke.

-Backstroke.

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Backstroke is the correct answer. Well played.

0:21:050:21:08

Four points...to the No Tribe.

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You are one point away from playing in today's final.

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Yes Tribe, you could be one question away from going home.

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According to Dr Grant in the film Jurassic Park,

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which dinosaur has a six-inch retractable claw like a razor

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on the middle toe?

0:21:240:21:26

-Cheryl.

-Velociraptor.

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-Is the correct answer.

-Oh, Cheryl, whaahay.

-Is the correct answer.

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We're like a married couple.

0:21:340:21:36

-Don't wish that on Cheryl.

-LAUGHTER

0:21:360:21:38

So, Yes Tribe, four.

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No Tribe, four.

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The first team to five...is in our final.

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Which iconic US actress and singer is the mother of Liza Minnelli?

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-Penny.

-Judy Garland.

0:21:530:21:54

-Is the correct answer, No Tribe.

-APPLAUSE

0:21:540:21:57

You win five-four.

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Goodness me. Very, very well played, Penny.

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Pouncing there at the last second.

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Edward and Cheryl.

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Been such a pleasure having both of you on the show.

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Cheryl, we send you home with our best regards.

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Edward, we send you home with best regards to the wife.

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LAUGHTER

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Thank you so much for playing. But it means, Bob and Penny,

0:22:180:22:21

you're about to play the Two Tribes final.

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What a final we have in store here.

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Two terrific competitors.

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Penny and Bob, we've split you into your very own tribes.

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We've also given you your very own 45-second clock.

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And all you have to do is protect that clock.

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Only the first question will be on the buzzer.

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If you get it right, your opponent's clock will start ticking down.

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And will keep ticking down until they get a question right.

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Then your clock will start ticking down.

0:22:460:22:48

Your challenge is to force your opponent's clock

0:22:480:22:50

all the way down to zero.

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If you do that, you will be playing for today's jackpots of £3,000.

0:22:520:22:56

-Let's play Two Tribes.

-APPLAUSE

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So, first question and only the first question on the buzzer.

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In which 1968 musical film

0:23:060:23:08

did Dick Van Dyke play the role of Caractacus Potts?

0:23:080:23:11

-Penny.

-Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

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Correct. That means that the moment I start the next question, Bob,

0:23:130:23:16

your clock will start ticking down.

0:23:160:23:18

Bob, in the BBC sitcom Fawlty Towers,

0:23:180:23:20

what was the name of the hapless Spanish waiter?

0:23:200:23:23

-Manuel.

-Correct.

0:23:230:23:24

Penny, under an amendment to the US Constitution,

0:23:240:23:27

Prohibition began in which decade of the 20th century?

0:23:270:23:29

-1920s.

-Correct.

0:23:290:23:31

Bob, in the famous folk tale, how many thieves did Ali Baba encounter?

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-40.

-Correct.

0:23:340:23:36

Penny, which district in Los Angeles is nicknamed Tinseltown?

0:23:360:23:39

-Hollywood.

-Correct.

0:23:390:23:40

Bob, which Swedish tennis player won the French Open four times in a row

0:23:400:23:43

-from 1978?

-Bjorn Borg.

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He did. Penny, which pop group won the 1981 Eurovision Song contest

0:23:460:23:49

-with the song Making Your Mind Up?

-No idea.

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It was Bucks Fizz. Penny, in Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol,

0:23:520:23:54

by what name is Bob Cratchit's lame son affectionately known?

0:23:540:23:58

Little...

0:23:580:24:00

-It's gone.

-It's Tiny Tim.

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Penny, in 1946, Eugene O'Neill published a play entitled

0:24:020:24:05

-the Iceman what?

-Cometh.

0:24:050:24:06

Correct. Bob, in the US TV series House,

0:24:060:24:09

the title character is played by which British actor?

0:24:090:24:12

-Don't know.

-It's Hugh Laurie.

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Bob, in betting terms, SP stands for what?

0:24:130:24:16

-Starting price.

-Correct.

0:24:160:24:18

Penny, in 2006, which Little Britain comedian

0:24:180:24:20

swam the English Channel for charity?

0:24:200:24:22

-SHE GASPS

-It's gone.

-David Williams.

0:24:240:24:26

Penny, which word can refer to a place of worship

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and the flat area at the side of the forehead?

0:24:290:24:31

The answer to that was temple.

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-And our winner today, is Bob.

-APPLAUSE

0:24:350:24:40

Congratulations, Bob.

0:24:400:24:41

-Penny. Have you enjoyed yourself with us?

-I have indeed.

0:24:430:24:45

-Well, thank you so much for playing.

-Thank you.

0:24:450:24:47

But, Bob, it's time for you to play for today's £3,000 jackpot.

0:24:470:24:51

APPLAUSE

0:24:510:24:53

So, Bob.

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A very impressive winner on a very impressive show.

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-Congratulations.

-Thank you.

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And now you have the opportunity to win some money.

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One question. £3,000. Are you ready?

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-I am.

-OK.

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I'm going to give you two categories to choose from.

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-Historical figures, please.

-Historical figures, OK.

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Here's what it is.

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I was born in the 19th century. Yes or no.

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Those are your two tribes.

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-OK.

-I'm now going to give you four answers to fit into those tribes.

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And they are...

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Now, your job is to fit all four of those answers

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into the Yes Tribe or to the No Tribe.

0:25:410:25:44

There could be four and zero, it could be two and two.

0:25:440:25:46

Could be three and one.

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All four of them need to go in the correct tribes,

0:25:470:25:50

and if you do that, you'll win £3,000.

0:25:500:25:54

Any of those screaming out at you, Bob? Obvious ones.

0:25:540:25:58

-Well, I can think of a

-No-one. OK, which one?

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-That's Beethoven.

-OK, so shall we put Ludwig Van Beethoven

0:26:000:26:03

-in the No Tribe?

-In the No Tribe for that, I think.

-Yeah.

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Yes for Queen Victoria.

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Queen Victoria, you're thinking put in the Yes Tribe.

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OK, let's put her across there. You've got Brunel and Freud.

0:26:100:26:14

-Brunel, yes.

-Brunel, yes, you think. Put him in the Yes Tribe.

0:26:140:26:18

What are you thinking at home?

0:26:180:26:20

-And yes for Sigmund Freud.

-You think Freud, yes, as well.

0:26:200:26:23

OK, take a last look at that.

0:26:230:26:24

-You happy with that? You happy with those two tribes?

-Yes.

0:26:240:26:27

OK, let's lock it in.

0:26:270:26:30

-OK. You need to get all four of these correct, Bob.

-Yeah.

0:26:300:26:35

If you put all four of them in the correct tribe,

0:26:350:26:37

you're walking away with £3,000.

0:26:370:26:40

-OK, very, very best of luck.

-Thank you.

0:26:400:26:42

First answer you gave us was Beethoven.

0:26:420:26:44

You put him in the No Tribe.

0:26:440:26:46

Were you right to do that?

0:26:460:26:48

-Yeah, you knew it. Born in 1770.

-APPLAUSE

0:26:510:26:54

OK, three more.

0:26:570:26:58

If you've got all of these right, it's £3,000.

0:27:000:27:02

Queen Victoria, you were pretty sure of as well.

0:27:020:27:04

You put her in the Yes Tribe. Were you right to do it?

0:27:040:27:07

Yeah. Absolutely, born in 1819.

0:27:110:27:14

-Queen Victoria.

-APPLAUSE

0:27:140:27:16

So, Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

0:27:160:27:19

You said, he was born in the 19th century.

0:27:190:27:21

You put him in the Yes Tribe.

0:27:210:27:23

Was Isambard Kingdom Brunel born in the 19th century?

0:27:230:27:26

-Well played, Bob.

-APPLAUSE

0:27:310:27:34

Born in 1806, Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

0:27:340:27:38

So, as so often in life, it all comes down to Freud.

0:27:380:27:42

LAUGHTER

0:27:420:27:44

How are you feeling about him being in the Yes Tribe?

0:27:440:27:47

-I think he's just scraped in, but...

-You think he's scraped in.

0:27:470:27:50

Well, if he does, if you've put him in the right tribe,

0:27:500:27:53

you're just about to win £3,000.

0:27:530:27:56

Let's find out.

0:27:560:27:57

Sigmund Freud. Was Sigmund Freud born in the 19th century?

0:27:570:28:02

-Yes, he was, Bob.

-APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:28:070:28:11

Four answers, all in the correct tribes.

0:28:130:28:16

Bob, you walk away with £3,000.

0:28:160:28:19

Thank you. CHEERING

0:28:190:28:21

-Thank you very much.

-Brilliant work from Bob. Are you happy?

0:28:210:28:24

-I'm very happy, thank you, yeah.

-Were you confident with those?

0:28:240:28:28

Um, I think Freud, I was a little...

0:28:280:28:31

But I think he might have just crept in.

0:28:310:28:33

-Well, no Freudian slips here.

-LAUGHTER

0:28:330:28:35

Bob, a terrific performance all the way through.

0:28:350:28:37

£3,000 to take home with you.

0:28:370:28:39

Join us next time when we'll have seven brand-new contestants

0:28:390:28:42

hoping to follow in Bob's footsteps. And we'll see you next time

0:28:420:28:44

-on Two Tribes.

-APPLAUSE

0:28:440:28:47

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