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A spectacular Jubilee flypast at Buckingham Palace. Thousands | :00:15. | :00:18. | |
gathered to see the Queen and other Royals on the balcony. Prince | :00:18. | :00:21. | |
Phillip was missing - he remains in hospital. | :00:21. | :00:24. | |
The Queen broadcast a special message to mark the end of the | :00:24. | :00:27. | |
four-day celebrations. She thanked all those who attended and | :00:27. | :00:30. | |
organised it. She called it a humbling experience. | :00:30. | :00:33. | |
There's been an outbreak of Legionnaires' disease in Edinburgh. | :00:33. | :00:37. | |
One person has died and 15 others are critically ill. Officials are | :00:37. | :00:39. | |
trying to find the source. Victory for Scotland's rugby | :00:39. | :00:42. | |
players in Australia. Greg Laidlaw's penalty won it with the | :00:42. | :00:47. | |
final kick of the game. It's their first Test win there for 30 years. | :00:47. | :00:50. | |
Last night he was rocking the Royals - now Sir Paul McCartney's | :00:50. | :00:53. | |
looking at the Olympics. He's confirmed he's the final act | :00:53. | :00:58. | |
playing at the Opening Ceremony. That's on July 27th. | :00:58. | :01:08. | |
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We're back in an hour - keep it This programme contains some strong | :01:30. | :01:38. | |
language. We asked 500 unusual questions to thousands of British | :01:38. | :01:43. | |
people. The answers to those questions make up the Britain | :01:43. | :01:48. | |
Unzipped Report. Previously with the help of our guests we have got | :01:48. | :01:57. | |
drunk, we have got smooshy. We have got down. We have got into trouble | :01:57. | :02:03. | |
at school and we even got a makeover. That is suppose b toe me? | :02:03. | :02:08. | |
Tonight we are joined by Chelsee Healey and Joe Swash and catch up | :02:08. | :02:13. | |
with some old mates who find out who our friends really are. This is | :02:13. | :02:23. | |
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Britain Unzipped! Oh my God, he Welcome to Britain Unzipped. This | :02:45. | :02:55. | |
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is Russell Kane! And this is my co- host, hashtag Greg James! Strap | :02:55. | :03:00. | |
yourself in, because we're set for another joy ride around British | :03:00. | :03:05. | |
behaviour. But let me afully handbrake to that thought Greg! | :03:05. | :03:10. | |
Because I have got some bad news. This is the last episode in the | :03:10. | :03:20. | |
series! AUDIENCE BOOS. Due to a mix up, the Director General of the BBC | :03:20. | :03:27. | |
accidentally saw some of the play - - show on the iPlayer. Well Greg is | :03:27. | :03:35. | |
busy with his radio show.Ive Week Tay, 4 to 7. He is busy, so good | :03:35. | :03:41. | |
for Greg. You have the corporate in Norwich. But we're not going to go | :03:41. | :03:46. | |
without with a wircher, not when our special guest is Chelsee | :03:46. | :03:56. | |
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Healey! -- with a whimper. Hi. How are you? I'm good. Welcome. How you | :04:01. | :04:08. | |
doing. I'm good. You're look sog hot, I will get sun burnt from you. | :04:08. | :04:12. | |
You have answered the questions, how did you find them? Interesting | :04:12. | :04:17. | |
and fun. I enjoyed it. Were they personal, would you describe | :04:17. | :04:22. | |
yourself as open or secretive? Secretive. Depending on what it's | :04:22. | :04:28. | |
about. A lot of it will be about shagging, I won't lie. We will find | :04:28. | :04:32. | |
out babes, strap in. Chelsee's facing our normality questions, but | :04:32. | :04:37. | |
facing our normality questions, but we have other big questions such as. | :04:37. | :04:44. | |
What percentage of us have taken revenge on an ex. And how have we | :04:44. | :04:49. | |
dragged this out for six episodes. We will talk about friendship and | :04:49. | :04:55. | |
getting to know each other. And we have the help of our amazing studio | :04:55. | :05:02. | |
audience. Plus we hear from the sort of friends who gets into | :05:02. | :05:06. | |
trouble, the Zipped Sample and we will use them to answer queps like | :05:06. | :05:12. | |
this. How many of you have a friend who you regularly have sex with | :05:12. | :05:19. | |
with. An F buddie? Only one guy bangs a friend. Is that your own | :05:19. | :05:24. | |
arm after you have slept on it. I haven't seen you for a while. | :05:24. | :05:32. | |
check out the other good stuff. Only on Britain Unzipped. Men and | :05:33. | :05:36. | |
women inUnzipped. Who will emerge the winner from our battle of the | :05:36. | :05:44. | |
sexes. This week with an elderly man a superstar and a surprise. | :05:44. | :05:48. | |
Students unzipped. We're off to meet up with six housemate and | :05:48. | :05:54. | |
persuade them to swap revision for the dance floor. Celebs Unzipped. | :05:54. | :06:02. | |
Joe Swash will be here. But first up it is the star of Waterloo Road | :06:02. | :06:09. | |
and Strictly Come Dancing, Miss Chelsee Healey. Welcome to the show. | :06:09. | :06:16. | |
Where have you been all our lives? Waiting for you. Both of us? Yes. | :06:16. | :06:23. | |
What are are you up to I have finished Waterloo road. What you | :06:23. | :06:28. | |
mean you have finished. I'm down forever. Are you still doing | :06:28. | :06:33. | |
dancing? The only dancing I have been up to is in the club. I'd love | :06:33. | :06:37. | |
to keep it up. But I don't have the time to rehearse and if we did | :06:37. | :06:44. | |
rehearse, where would I dance. could rehearse and then dance on | :06:44. | :06:49. | |
the dance floor. It is embarrassing. If we asked your friends and family | :06:49. | :06:54. | |
how normal you are, what would say they? Would probably say I'm not | :06:54. | :06:59. | |
all there. We will find out now. Because Chelsee, these are your | :06:59. | :07:07. | |
normality questions. Good luck. First, would you have plastic | :07:07. | :07:11. | |
surgery. Yes. Why mess with perfection? If I was old and I | :07:11. | :07:17. | |
wasn't happy with me sagy face I would get a face lift and a boob | :07:17. | :07:22. | |
reduction. Reduction? Why? Because I feel that my assets are too big | :07:22. | :07:28. | |
for my body. I'm so turned on with the word assets. You would get them | :07:28. | :07:34. | |
made smaller. That is the recession. Everyone's suffering. Double dip | :07:34. | :07:42. | |
mate, double dip! 68% of women would have plastic surgery, but | :07:43. | :07:48. | |
only 4% would get a boob reduction. I would have an ego reduction. | :07:48. | :07:58. | |
you ever worn a cos suem -- costume for sex? Yes? My mum's going to | :07:58. | :08:08. | |
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watch this. What did you wear a Morrisons outfit. No I wore a bin | :08:09. | :08:16. | |
bag on me head. I'm joking. But I was turned on. We have a photo of | :08:16. | :08:26. | |
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it. Let's look. Ooh! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. Can you explain why you | :08:29. | :08:34. | |
are dressed like that I was doing slichtly and each week we had to do | :08:34. | :08:40. | |
a VT and they would dress up me up as Shrek, because we were dancing | :08:40. | :08:46. | |
the Shrek. That is not normal. dress up isn't normal? To dress up | :08:46. | :08:51. | |
is normal, or you would be naked. Do you want anything from Tescos? | :08:51. | :08:58. | |
Yes, but put your knob away. Only 31% of women have worn a costume | :08:58. | :09:05. | |
during sex. What do you sleep in? Naked. Underwear. All of it. Just | :09:05. | :09:13. | |
one bit. Just one bit. Just the bottoms. You know, I always wear | :09:13. | :09:17. | |
pants in bed. Even if there has been a night of passion and we're | :09:17. | :09:21. | |
falling asleep. I will sneak a pair on before I fall asleep. Because | :09:21. | :09:31. | |
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aifr fear of wake up and then seeing the truth of the acorn. Just | :09:31. | :09:38. | |
thought I would share that. It is not an acorn though, shit, move on! | :09:38. | :09:43. | |
Only 21% of women sleep in their underwear. I'm surprised. There is | :09:43. | :09:49. | |
something else you take to bed. Apart from your panties. You sleep | :09:49. | :09:55. | |
with Nicola every night. Yes. That is me blanket. You have 5 comfort | :09:55. | :10:02. | |
blankets. Like babies have? Yes. Where did it start from. Had a | :10:02. | :10:08. | |
dummy and me mum took it off me and my sister told know stuck my ee-- | :10:08. | :10:18. | |
suck my thumb. If I had a reman tick girl and she was -- romantic | :10:18. | :10:22. | |
night with a girl and she was sucking her thumb I would think | :10:22. | :10:27. | |
there was something wrong. But I have my little Greg comfort blanket. | :10:27. | :10:36. | |
Is that after you went on a date with Ryan? Bastard clam Do you have | :10:36. | :10:43. | |
-- bastard!. Do you have unusual personal habits. I wash my hands. | :10:43. | :10:49. | |
You're mental? If there a is a tap I will wash my hands. Just walk | :10:49. | :10:53. | |
past. In B&Q you're stuck. Where does that come from? I don't know, | :10:53. | :10:59. | |
just getting germs. Only 7% of women have come pulsive hygiene | :10:59. | :11:06. | |
habits. It is usually the boys. Those are the end of your normality | :11:06. | :11:16. | |
questions. Thank you. Chelsee we can give you an rating compared to | :11:16. | :11:23. | |
previous female guests. The options are normal, odd/Christine Bleakley | :11:23. | :11:33. | |
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and Charles Brooks. Weird, insane and finally danger to society. | :11:35. | :11:41. | |
people who have only just start watching, WTF guys. We should | :11:41. | :11:45. | |
clarify Holly and Christine's normality ratings were nothing to | :11:45. | :11:50. | |
do with the answer they give when we asked them if they would watch a | :11:50. | :11:57. | |
sex video watch -- with Phillip Schofield. But they both said yes. | :11:57. | :12:02. | |
It has come to my attention your tawdry show has been spreading | :12:02. | :12:06. | |
gossip about my involvement in video of a sexual nature. I have | :12:06. | :12:10. | |
spoken to my legal team and instructed them to take action | :12:10. | :12:15. | |
should these rumours continue. That is not such good news is it Russell | :12:15. | :12:22. | |
Howard? Oh him. Oh he is not so half so funny and gres James, one | :12:22. | :12:26. | |
more peep and you will be back to student radio like that. And one | :12:26. | :12:36. | |
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other thing. I want those tapes back by tomorrow morning! Sorry | :12:38. | :12:48. | |
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uncle Phillip! Now you are bonkers. # Bonkers! The hunt for Britain's | :12:51. | :12:56. | |
weirdest celebrity is nearly over. But that could change if clelz does | :12:56. | :13:00. | |
anything outrageous tonight. -- Chelsee. We will announce the | :13:00. | :13:06. | |
winner of this award in a glittering ceremony broadcast live | :13:06. | :13:13. | |
in a sit down Wimpy attend of the show. That is a genuine Wimpyburger | :13:13. | :13:23. | |
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by the way. It is not what Greg does with Chris moilz! -- Moyles. | :13:26. | :13:31. | |
Whatever happens, it is not too late to find out how thormal you | :13:31. | :13:41. | |
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are. Go to web-site. -- find out Now time the link up with our | :13:45. | :13:49. | |
Unzipped cameras. During the series we have been to Cardiff, Liverpool | :13:49. | :13:57. | |
and Essex. Tonight, we're off to Wendy Wendy Camden Town in swinging | :13:57. | :14:03. | |
London. Don't do that again. we're talking about friends, where | :14:03. | :14:11. | |
better to go than to university. Where friendsships with be formed.: | :14:11. | :14:18. | |
Or strangled at birth with things like Rizlas and skidmarks. And we | :14:18. | :14:23. | |
meet some housemate and we should be able to join up with them now. | :14:23. | :14:33. | |
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It is a Mews Terrace. They have legs. And they have stairs. The old | :14:33. | :14:43. | |
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stairs. Lads. Welcome guys. Thank you for inviting us over. Cheers. | :14:49. | :14:56. | |
Absolutely buzzing. So well Wyn introduce everyone. I'm from | :14:56. | :15:02. | |
Liverpool. I'm Welwin. Kumar, he is from India and he does maths. Joe | :15:02. | :15:07. | |
from London. He does audiology. Yad from London. He is economics. Rosh | :15:07. | :15:14. | |
from London, does IT. And finally Lux from London. He does | :15:14. | :15:24. | |
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theoretical physics. Take that There are four times more likely to | :15:25. | :15:29. | |
argue with a friend than women. What is your biggest argument? | :15:29. | :15:37. | |
After a night out, one of has dropped some flavoured sauce onto | :15:37. | :15:47. | |
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his polo and he went crazy and locked himself in his room! Shisha | :15:48. | :15:58. | |
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Flavour? Is that some horrible euphemism? What happened was, I | :16:00. | :16:05. | |
fell off the stage. We will set you a challenge. Can we have a sniff | :16:05. | :16:15. | |
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around? Welwin. That is how we say -- how we said victory in Essex. | :16:20. | :16:24. | |
That house is quite motionless. I cannot leave unless my bed has been | :16:24. | :16:30. | |
fully met. That is protein. I bet there is more protein in that | :16:30. | :16:40. | |
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duvet! Down we go. Down the stairs. Where are we going? Oh! Why? Here | :16:44. | :16:54. | |
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is an idea, just pick stuff up! What is at around the edge? Filth? | :16:58. | :17:05. | |
Shampoo. Just shampoo...! That is disgusting. Why are you holding at | :17:05. | :17:15. | |
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Ten was? I want to play a song. Away you go... HE PLAYS TERRIBLY. | :17:24. | :17:31. | |
think he is having a a break down! That is what happens when six men | :17:31. | :17:38. | |
do not hold any sex for a very long time. He or doing very intelligent | :17:38. | :17:42. | |
degrees, which is why be were surprised when we discovered when | :17:42. | :17:52. | |
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you are not revising, you are doing # ELECTRIC SIX: GAY BAR. APPLAUSE. | :18:14. | :18:21. | |
I mean, that is pretty impressive. Why did you start making us videos? | :18:21. | :18:24. | |
A you were getting bored but revision and we wanted to relax so | :18:24. | :18:29. | |
we wanted to go crazy. Thank you so much. Only so much mathematics you | :18:29. | :18:36. | |
can do! As is the last episode, we have a challenge for you. And that | :18:36. | :18:43. | |
is to end our series with your first-ever live performance. | :18:43. | :18:53. | |
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Lad's... Bearing in mind you're loved -- our love of shots! That | :18:54. | :19:00. | |
never gets old... We'd love to end tonight with some LMFAO. Do you | :19:00. | :19:10. | |
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accept the challenge? AN ounce. APPLAUSE. -- SILENCE. We accept it! | :19:21. | :19:25. | |
We'll be back at the end of the show to see how you've got on. | :19:25. | :19:33. | |
students! Man Versus Woman is up next, but before that it's time for | :19:33. | :19:36. | |
one final trip into the strange world of Russell's mind as he | :19:36. | :19:45. | |
explores friendship. Friends, only 34% of us would rather hang out | :19:45. | :19:50. | |
with our friends and her family. Does that mean the other 66% are | :19:50. | :19:53. | |
those irritating people who actually get on with their parents? | :19:53. | :20:00. | |
My mother and my sister, we go partying together. Do you want to | :20:00. | :20:07. | |
come in and take some baroque? of you horrible bastards would | :20:07. | :20:11. | |
actually encourage a friend to do something that they would feel at. | :20:11. | :20:21. | |
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Like this MC... Oh, gosh! Wanker! On another note, 47% of your | :20:26. | :20:32. | |
friends to not be won toss about your holiday romances. It was | :20:32. | :20:41. | |
amazing. He went to Africa. Brown person. Random! 25% of people feel | :20:41. | :20:47. | |
that they could actually murder somebody. How? These are my friends. | :20:47. | :20:56. | |
A why would anybody eat carbohydrates? I'm a vegetarian. | :20:56. | :21:02. | |
Where is my hammer? Who really are our friends? For the 75% that have | :21:02. | :21:08. | |
a best friend, are you absolutely sure they are your best friend back. | :21:08. | :21:14. | |
And girls are much more likely to gay off with their best friend? | :21:14. | :21:18. | |
get really drunk and we started kissing. It was actually really | :21:18. | :21:23. | |
nice. You don't hear that quite as much with blokes... It was a great | :21:23. | :21:33. | |
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night. After about it laagers, I endured dear. -- I entered dave. | :21:37. | :21:40. | |
Welcome to Man Versus Woman, the competition which will decide, once | :21:40. | :21:43. | |
and for all, who's best. Men or women? Unfortunately, the | :21:43. | :21:45. | |
competition has been virtually non- existent because women are | :21:45. | :21:48. | |
currently leading men 5-0. So to even things up, we're playing | :21:48. | :21:50. | |
double or quits tonight and we've persuaded one of the most | :21:50. | :21:53. | |
testosterone-fuelled men in Western Europe to take part. Representing | :21:53. | :21:55. | |
men this week, he's from Essex, he's single, he's definitely not | :21:55. | :22:00. | |
lonely and is very happy with just his cats and a pug for company. | :22:00. | :22:10. | |
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It's Russell! And I am straight as well. And representing women this | :22:18. | :22:22. | |
week, she's 22, she's got a degree and when asked if she'd prefer to | :22:22. | :22:25. | |
do a bungee jump or skydive, she said, skydive because at least | :22:25. | :22:27. | |
you'd die with someone alongside you. It's Lauren! Welcome to the | :22:27. | :22:34. | |
show. Where are you from? Sheffield. What do you do? I work | :22:34. | :22:40. | |
for insuring company. A yes? Your dream job? I want to be at Disney | :22:40. | :22:49. | |
wedding planner. Is that an actual job? He isn't, I will create one to | :22:49. | :22:59. | |
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do that. Barnett's Dock organiser at autumn Towers? I am going to | :23:01. | :23:05. | |
tell you three things about yourself. It's will be different a | :23:05. | :23:08. | |
rehearsal and I will be stitched up. These are based and the fact that | :23:08. | :23:12. | |
you are no meal from the south-east of England to loves cats. As we can | :23:12. | :23:22. | |
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see... It is a new photograph! look like I have formed a religion | :23:26. | :23:30. | |
around cats are! Compared to the rest of the population you're: More | :23:30. | :23:37. | |
likely to lie about how much sex you have. Do you want it to | :23:37. | :23:43. | |
respond? Well, I bang hundreds, so... More likely to pay for porn | :23:43. | :23:53. | |
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online. No! I do not know how my got stuck down. Easter Rising these | :23:56. | :24:02. | |
girlie cliches. The prizes include a hot-water bottle, candle, feather | :24:02. | :24:07. | |
boa and a bottle of medium dry white wine and some tissues. | :24:08. | :24:10. | |
Russell, you'll be choosing from this selection of completely | :24:10. | :24:16. | |
arbritary prizes that were not chosen with you in mind at all. The | :24:16. | :24:22. | |
BBC's taste and decency guidelines, a cat's for lonely men calendar. A | :24:22. | :24:25. | |
six-week residential therapy course concentrating on esteem issues and | :24:25. | :24:32. | |
a blow-up girlfriend. And she's dressed in men's clothes. Just in | :24:32. | :24:38. | |
case. Ahead of us we've got some questions all about the differences | :24:38. | :24:45. | |
between men and women, so let's get started. What most women choose to | :24:45. | :24:51. | |
travel backwards or forwards in time? Think... Chelsee? Forwards. | :24:51. | :24:57. | |
Why? All this go forwards and never back. Would you change something? | :24:57. | :25:07. | |
Know. All right. Time up. What do you have? Backwards. Lauren? | :25:07. | :25:17. | |
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Forwards. I can reveal that 69% of women would go backwards. 69% of | :25:18. | :25:27. | |
women. Which means, Russell, you have won that round! I am not | :25:28. | :25:33. | |
playing any more. Why? The because I am missing. You could go back in | :25:33. | :25:43. | |
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time and change the result! Lauren, I've heard that you're a massive | :25:46. | :25:52. | |
Britney Spears fan and actually met her last year. I got on stage with | :25:52. | :25:58. | |
her at Manchester Arena. I hassled security. Re D? Did you dance? | :25:58. | :26:04. | |
jumped up and down. Seeing as Britney is back in the news after | :26:04. | :26:08. | |
being chosen as a judge on X Factor USA, who would like to watch a | :26:08. | :26:18. | |
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classic Britney video? This will # Oh baby. How was I supposed to | :26:45. | :26:55. | |
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know? That something wasn't right... Old baby, baby... I should not have | :26:55. | :27:04. | |
let you go... Now you are right outside. Show me how you wanted to | :27:04. | :27:13. | |
be. Tell me, baby, because I need to know now, because... My | :27:13. | :27:20. | |
loneliness... Is killing me... I must confess... I still believe. | :27:20. | :27:27. | |
Still believe! When I'm not with you, I lose my mind. Give me a | :27:27. | :27:37. | |
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sign... Hit me baby, one more time! APPLAUSE. Did you like that? | :27:42. | :27:49. | |
prefer you. Maybe. There was some stubble next to the pigtails. | :27:49. | :27:55. | |
that make you feel confused? The next question... Days, what | :27:55. | :27:59. | |
percentage of British men think men are funnier than women. Write down | :27:59. | :28:09. | |
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your answers. On the blokes can be funny. All done? OK... Lauren? | :28:11. | :28:19. | |
I have gone for 85%. Depressing comment. I can now reveal that 71% | :28:19. | :28:26. | |
of men think men are funnier. Russell when sat round again! But | :28:26. | :28:30. | |
only 31% of women thought men were funnier. That is the perfect | :28:30. | :28:34. | |
statistic for me to go and further investigate. In fact, as a stand-up | :28:34. | :28:36. | |
comedian myself, who better to interrogate the British public | :28:36. | :28:46. | |
about such a controversial subject? Greg, pass me my microphone. What | :28:46. | :28:49. | |
are you doing? You can't just wander off-set to interview people | :28:49. | :28:57. | |
again. Why not? Firstly, because you're a contestant and secondly, | :28:57. | :29:01. | |
because we all know this interview is staged and is just a sad ruse to | :29:01. | :29:05. | |
get a cheap laugh. My walk is an integral part of the show. People | :29:05. | :29:12. | |
are tweeting with hashtag Russell's walk. This deserves serious | :29:12. | :29:15. | |
investigations so why hire a film crew and travel the length and | :29:15. | :29:18. | |
breadth of the UK to canvass a huge cross section of the population. | :29:18. | :29:28. | |
:29:28. | :29:48. | ||
And trust me, I left no stone Amen funnier than women? No... Yes! | :29:48. | :29:55. | |
Pathetic. Is it? Back to the game... In a dramatic break from tradition, | :29:55. | :30:05. | |
:30:05. | :30:10. | ||
instead of asking muscle to get a Russell, step this way. It is time | :30:10. | :30:20. | |
:30:20. | :30:28. | ||
Russell has revealed sosm interesting differences in the | :30:28. | :30:34. | |
answers between me -- men and women. But how much of that can he | :30:34. | :30:40. | |
remember? Is there anything in your brain except filth? Spunk. I will | :30:40. | :30:44. | |
ask him some questions from previous editions of man versus | :30:44. | :30:51. | |
woman and he needs to get within 10% of answer or face a Unzipped | :30:51. | :30:59. | |
Forfeit. But in an attempt to create jeopardy, the producers have | :30:59. | :31:04. | |
added a twist. If Russell gets within 10% of the answer, I will | :31:04. | :31:11. | |
face the Unzipped Forfeit. Scotland! Russell's Claire of | :31:11. | :31:16. | |
horror. Although it might be Greg. All the forfeits are related to | :31:16. | :31:23. | |
friends of the show that have appeared on the show. The people | :31:24. | :31:32. | |
involved will be revealed by Chelsee here. Hi. Hi. What a fit | :31:32. | :31:36. | |
torturer. First question. What percentage of men would rather | :31:36. | :31:42. | |
spend time with friends, rather than family? I know it was high. I | :31:42. | :31:48. | |
remember remarking on how high it was. I'm going to go with 65%. | :31:48. | :31:58. | |
:31:58. | :32:06. | ||
The percentage is... 40%. Oh he's scared. The first forfeit is for | :32:07. | :32:16. | |
:32:17. | :32:18. | ||
you. Chelsee open the envelope. Lap dance from Bumbledore. Let's just | :32:18. | :32:28. | |
:32:28. | :32:42. | ||
remind ourselves who Bumbledore is. OK, let's do this thing - | :32:42. | :32:52. | |
:32:52. | :33:30. | ||
Urgh! Stop please! Thank you Bumbledore! Oh dear. That just was | :33:31. | :33:38. | |
weird. That was so weird. Dare I ask for boner? That was the | :33:38. | :33:47. | |
opposite of Viagra. Now the next one. Fucking right. My heart is | :33:47. | :33:52. | |
like beating. So is mine. You're getting off on it from a distance. | :33:52. | :34:01. | |
He was looking at me in the eye. He was going... Ha Ha! Now what | :34:01. | :34:05. | |
percentage of women would lie to get someone into bed, can you | :34:05. | :34:14. | |
remember? Not at all. I don't think it was high. 28%. 28. A that is a | :34:14. | :34:19. | |
big moment. The percentage of women who would lie to get someone into | :34:19. | :34:29. | |
:34:29. | :34:40. | ||
bed is... Oh! Every time I try to do something, it goes wrong. Get in | :34:40. | :34:49. | |
the chair, dick! Open the envelope. I can't get closer, because my | :34:49. | :34:58. | |
electronic tag will go off. Oh no what is it. For you my friend, I | :34:58. | :35:08. | |
:35:08. | :35:11. | ||
have got a finger suck from Ryan. Now let's just remind ours who Ryan | :35:11. | :35:21. | |
:35:21. | :35:21. | ||
Apology for the loss of subtitles for 64 seconds | :35:21. | :36:25. | |
That's how it feels! Thank you very much, Ryan, that was amazing! | :36:25. | :36:35. | |
:36:35. | :36:38. | ||
touch me. OK, next question. What's coming next? It is just a... Just a | :36:38. | :36:46. | |
full on gang bang in my face. percentage of men think texting | :36:46. | :36:53. | |
someone over than their partner is OK. I will go, because it is men, | :36:53. | :37:03. | |
:37:03. | :37:13. | ||
40%. The percentage is... 59%. Few! - phew! Shit the bed. That is four | :37:13. | :37:20. | |
forfeit. I went to your house and chat in your bed. BBC Three! The | :37:20. | :37:25. | |
final forfeit please. The final one? This will be the worst one. | :37:25. | :37:35. | |
:37:35. | :37:58. | ||
Full... Oh what? No! AUDIENCE: KISS KISS KISS! We can't! No! No! Oh my | :37:58. | :38:07. | |
God, Greg rejected me! Don't hold hands. His hands are sweating. Has | :38:07. | :38:17. | |
:38:17. | :38:47. | ||
it been sucked by Ryan? Argh! Boner! That was weird. That was | :38:47. | :38:53. | |
genuinely weird. I think it's time this game should end before any | :38:53. | :38:57. | |
more harm is done. I have no idea what the final score was and | :38:57. | :39:05. | |
frankly I don't care. Let's just say that Lauren wins. If you're | :39:05. | :39:11. | |
planning a wedding, here is some advice. Don't expect an RSVP from | :39:11. | :39:16. | |
that couple in the north-east of England, as 55% of them find | :39:16. | :39:21. | |
weddings boring. Keep Scottish relatives into a minimum. 60% of | :39:21. | :39:24. | |
them have punched someone in a fight and don't expect the bride to | :39:24. | :39:30. | |
hand out many plus once, when asked whether they like any of their | :39:30. | :39:40. | |
:39:40. | :39:42. | ||
friends' partners, 40% said I don't and not, I do! Tonight we're | :39:42. | :39:47. | |
talking about friends and enemies. And because of that, the Britain | :39:47. | :39:51. | |
Unzipped production team offered us the chance to bring along a friend | :39:51. | :39:56. | |
to be part of the show tonight. Who did you invite? My friends don't | :39:56. | :40:03. | |
watch the show. They hate it. More a Midsomer Murders crew. Who did | :40:03. | :40:07. | |
you invite? Wellless not so much a friend as a life partner or a | :40:07. | :40:17. | |
:40:17. | :40:18. | ||
future organ donor. Here is my other TV husband - Joe Swash! | :40:18. | :40:28. | |
:40:28. | :40:35. | ||
darling. It is the same Joe,ever time. I was watching and got | :40:35. | :40:40. | |
jealous. I can confirm that was a tongue. Yes he pulled out. Welcome | :40:40. | :40:46. | |
to our show. It is nice to have you here. Rus Sol sell I have an | :40:46. | :40:52. | |
interview about what friendship means. Why don't you leave it to me. | :40:52. | :40:58. | |
All right, don't get the hump. Get away Parky. Most of us may have | :40:58. | :41:04. | |
hundred of Facebook friends, but on average we obl have - only have six | :41:04. | :41:09. | |
people we call real friends. I have six good friends, but other people, | :41:09. | :41:16. | |
I put up with them. Chelsee stkph have got about six. Have you got a | :41:16. | :41:20. | |
best friend? No there is a couple of us have grown up together. | :41:20. | :41:27. | |
you had to pick one, who is it? couldn't. You have to. No I don't | :41:27. | :41:33. | |
want to. Otherwise the other one is going to die. No I couldn't pick. | :41:33. | :41:38. | |
Russell. Thank you Greg. Someone whether might be getting more | :41:38. | :41:48. | |
:41:48. | :41:51. | ||
famous thanks to this show is back this week. It is Adam, everyone! | :41:51. | :41:56. | |
Adam fits the profile identified by our report exact Liverpool he only | :41:56. | :42:02. | |
has six real friends on Facebook. - - exactly. And he has broken all of | :42:02. | :42:06. | |
their cocks. But we're talking about Adam, so there is not a | :42:06. | :42:15. | |
simple or clean reason for this. had about 1,700 friends. On my | :42:15. | :42:20. | |
Facebook. I was getting loads of weird requests off people. What do | :42:20. | :42:24. | |
you mean? Selling underwear and socks that we had used and not | :42:24. | :42:31. | |
washed. What else have you sent off? Just boxer shorts, and thing | :42:31. | :42:37. | |
like that. How much would a pair of trackie bottoms cost me? About 40 | :42:37. | :42:46. | |
quid. There is a stranger one. Share with us. To piss on the | :42:46. | :42:54. | |
trackie bottom set. And post it to them. I'd hate to be your post mab! | :42:54. | :43:04. | |
:43:04. | :43:05. | ||
Thank you. -- most r postman! Facebook is a mine field. Everyone | :43:05. | :43:09. | |
does a bit of stalking. The issue is - would row still be friend with | :43:09. | :43:17. | |
with an ex? No I'm not friends with my of my exs. Even if it ended on | :43:17. | :43:23. | |
good terms. I would rather not. See you late ir. Catch you up. 16% of | :43:23. | :43:29. | |
people have slept with their friend's partner. 16%. Oh no. | :43:29. | :43:37. | |
That's... Naughty. That is a no, no? A very big one. That little | :43:37. | :43:42. | |
face says otherwise. When I was younger maybe. I have grown up and | :43:42. | :43:46. | |
learned morals and I would never do that. Ever! But you have done it. | :43:46. | :43:56. | |
:43:56. | :43:57. | ||
have done it, yeah. But I did tell him and he didn't mind. Any of you | :43:57. | :44:04. | |
want to fess up to that? Both of you. What is your name? Gemma. | :44:04. | :44:09. | |
happened. We met and became friends because Lucy slept with my | :44:09. | :44:16. | |
boyfriend! What happened I just started seeing him and on the day I | :44:16. | :44:21. | |
started see him. He broke up with Gemma. And then we became friends | :44:21. | :44:25. | |
after she stalked me for a bit. While she was banging him you were | :44:25. | :44:30. | |
following them around. You were in the star bucks across the road, | :44:30. | :44:34. | |
going, I hope you're happy. I may have changed my route home from | :44:34. | :44:42. | |
college and got the same bus. you reminisce about it? Yes. Do you | :44:42. | :44:47. | |
ever exchange notes about what he was like in bed? No never. Do it | :44:47. | :44:57. | |
:44:57. | :44:58. | ||
now. Zipped Sample award yourself a round of applause. Chelsee and Dave | :44:58. | :45:02. | |
thank you. We know enough about you to deal with an important moment. | :45:02. | :45:09. | |
The presentation of Unzipped strangest celebrity award. Yes, the | :45:09. | :45:19. | |
:45:19. | :45:23. | ||
And the nominees for strangest female celebrity are: Chelsee | :45:23. | :45:32. | |
Healey. Holly Willoughby. Emily Aytack from the Inbetweeners. And | :45:32. | :45:37. | |
Pussycat Doll, Kimberly Wyatt. Chelsee, you performed well tonight | :45:37. | :45:41. | |
and thank you for your honesty. But up against comments like this, I'm | :45:41. | :45:46. | |
afraid you had no chance when it came to choosing the winner. | :45:46. | :45:51. | |
friend's private sex video has been stolen and leaked. Do you watch it? | :45:51. | :45:57. | |
Absolutely! Would you eat a human it's starving? The somebody asked | :45:57. | :46:01. | |
this before I had kids I would say No But since having kids... | :46:01. | :46:10. | |
decided to eat them? Nobody would ever find out... I would probably | :46:10. | :46:17. | |
go into a cage in epithet and just dance naked for the whole night! -- | :46:17. | :46:22. | |
a beat that. Holly Willoughby is the first winner of the Britain | :46:22. | :46:29. | |
Unzipped USCA! Unfortunately, Holly couldn't be with us tonight and her | :46:29. | :46:32. | |
agent requested that under no circumstances could we go round her | :46:32. | :46:35. | |
house to give her the award in person. But she did send us this | :46:35. | :46:45. | |
message. Hello boys. I just wanted to say, in the same way that I | :46:45. | :46:52. | |
wondered after, I also won this... Which pales into insignificance. | :46:52. | :46:56. | |
The real award is the award for the most strange female, or something | :46:56. | :47:03. | |
like that? I don't quite know what to say other than thank you. I am | :47:03. | :47:13. | |
:47:13. | :47:18. | ||
glad I am weird. Thank you. Thank you very much. You can find out if | :47:18. | :47:23. | |
you are just as weird by going online and checking out the report. | :47:23. | :47:28. | |
Quirky, boring? Check out Britain Unzipped on the BBC Three website. | :47:28. | :47:31. | |
Each week we had questions to find out how your life compares to the | :47:31. | :47:36. | |
rest of Britain. We will provide you with a personalised report. It | :47:36. | :47:41. | |
is up to you whether you share it with friends or keep it to yourself. | :47:41. | :47:51. | |
:47:51. | :47:53. | ||
Just go to the website... Time to link up with the roving Unzipped | :47:53. | :47:57. | |
cameras now at the house of our student friends. Despite studying | :47:57. | :47:59. | |
for impressive-sounding degrees in maths, physics and economics, our | :47:59. | :48:02. | |
students were hiding a darker side to their personalities. A love of | :48:02. | :48:06. | |
song, dance and performing camp cover versions of classic hits. | :48:06. | :48:09. | |
their challenge was to create something very special for our | :48:09. | :48:12. | |
final show and impress our audience and Chelsee. Let's cross live to | :48:12. | :48:21. | |
Joel, Kumar, Lux, Rosh, Welwin and Yad for a very special performance. | :48:21. | :48:31. | |
:48:31. | :48:31. | ||
Apology for the loss of subtitles for 64 seconds | :48:31. | :49:55. | |
APPLAUSE. Yes, I mean... What we are false? I loved it. Absolutely | :49:55. | :50:01. | |
brilliant. Audience? A APPLAUSE. Chelsee and our studio audience, | :50:01. | :50:07. | |
what do you think? Do the boys deserve a prize? Yes! That was | :50:07. | :50:15. | |
amazing. Congratulations, boys. We're going to give you special | :50:15. | :50:17. | |
prize for your efforts tonight. Your very own Unzipped karaoke | :50:17. | :50:27. | |
:50:27. | :50:34. | ||
machine and some champagne. Have a great night! Next it's Celebs | :50:34. | :50:44. | |
:50:44. | :50:47. | ||
Unzipped! Hippie! -- Yippee! Over the course of the series we've | :50:47. | :50:50. | |
learned a lot about the British public, but we've learnt even more | :50:50. | :50:54. | |
about one man. A man whose answers have illuminated the show each week | :50:54. | :50:57. | |
as he's wrestled with philosophical conundrums such as, what animal | :50:57. | :51:01. | |
would you mate with? Do you have a nickname for your willy? And how do | :51:01. | :51:05. | |
you avoid premature ejaculation? His answers were a dolphin, Alfie | :51:05. | :51:12. | |
and think of his Nan or Margaret Thatcher'. So, who better to join | :51:12. | :51:15. | |
Chelsee Healey to play Celebs Unzipped for the final time this | :51:15. | :51:24. | |
series than the legend that is Mr Joe Swash! APPLAUSE. Can you just | :51:24. | :51:28. | |
remind everyone why you wanted to do it with a dolphin? It will feel | :51:28. | :51:36. | |
more like a lady than a camel. would use the blowhole? That is the | :51:36. | :51:44. | |
duty of the dolphin. Endless options. In the gales? The dolphin | :51:44. | :51:54. | |
:51:54. | :51:55. | ||
is a mammal... Anyway... David Attenborough! Chelsee and Joe, it's | :51:55. | :51:59. | |
now time to find out what you know about your fellow celebs. This is | :51:59. | :52:06. | |
our Celebs Unzipped board. All you need to do is pick a square and | :52:06. | :52:09. | |
answer a question about the celeb featured. All the questions, of | :52:09. | :52:11. | |
course, are related to the stats we've uncovered. Get enough | :52:11. | :52:14. | |
questions right and you'll win a drink for everyone in tonight's | :52:14. | :52:22. | |
studio audience. APPLAUSE. And it's the final episode of the series, so | :52:22. | :52:28. | |
we've blown the budget and bought a load of champagne! APPLAUSE. Wait a | :52:28. | :52:32. | |
minute. I've just been told to downgrade that. Can we do Prosecco | :52:32. | :52:39. | |
or Cava? No. It's just some Lidl chardonnay that we've put through a | :52:40. | :52:46. | |
Soda Stream. So if this goes well, it's substitute champagne for | :52:46. | :52:56. | |
:52:56. | :53:00. | ||
everyone! APPLAUSE. Could I please have the sort of music that is | :53:00. | :53:03. | |
meant to make our guests feel important but is likely to backfire | :53:03. | :53:13. | |
because it will just stress Joe out? DRAMATIC MUSIC. Perfect. Are | :53:13. | :53:21. | |
you stressed? Chelsee and Joe, pick your first celebrity! Fearne | :53:21. | :53:30. | |
Cotton... I have a different question that I would just ask. | :53:30. | :53:36. | |
What is this? So... Surprise question. Greg recently invited | :53:36. | :53:40. | |
Fearne Cotton back to his house but did this lead to an embarrassing | :53:40. | :53:50. | |
:53:50. | :53:54. | ||
incident in the bathroom? Or the bedroom? He laughed when you said | :53:54. | :53:59. | |
bathroom so and will go with bathroom... Led us have a look... | :53:59. | :54:04. | |
Or, God! I went to his flat because it forced me to watch the first | :54:04. | :54:08. | |
episode of this show, which I love, but it was not like coming around, | :54:08. | :54:14. | |
he said, we're doing the premier, come and watch it. He paid, which | :54:14. | :54:19. | |
was good for dinner. So I had to stick around. I went to the toilet | :54:19. | :54:24. | |
and there was no loo roll in the bathroom. So... Do the maths? Don't | :54:24. | :54:34. | |
:54:34. | :54:37. | ||
go near the hands tell, is what I am saying. -- hand towel. Next on... | :54:37. | :54:47. | |
I would choose myself. Joe Swash, time for the Joe Swash question of | :54:47. | :54:56. | |
the big... APPLAUSE. -- question of the week. We asked Joe Swash if you | :54:56. | :55:04. | |
have ever been caught masturbating. Did you say yes or no? Chelsee, you | :55:04. | :55:13. | |
have to guess. Straight up, yes... Don't even have to think. Is she | :55:13. | :55:20. | |
right? Yes, a few times. A few times? I have learned my lesson. I | :55:20. | :55:24. | |
now make sure that the door is shut and the windows are not. The let's | :55:24. | :55:29. | |
have a look... Yes, I have been caught masturbating a few times. I | :55:29. | :55:34. | |
was a bit of a Waqar as a kid. I did that a lot. By mother caught me. | :55:34. | :55:39. | |
I had a special T-shirt under my bed. And that was used for special | :55:39. | :55:45. | |
things. My mum once went into my room to tidy up and she put that he | :55:45. | :55:50. | |
should on and said it was very crispy and itchy. That was my | :55:50. | :56:00. | |
:56:00. | :56:06. | ||
special T-shirt! One more for the drink. One more celebrity... | :56:06. | :56:16. | |
:56:16. | :56:18. | ||
will go for Greg... This is for the drink. We asked Gray, how he rates | :56:18. | :56:24. | |
his looks. Did he say, well above average, above average, below | :56:24. | :56:31. | |
average or well below average. Above? Above. He is a handsome | :56:31. | :56:37. | |
fellow. I would say above. Just before we reveal what you said, | :56:37. | :56:43. | |
Greg... Some background research material might help. Look at this... | :56:43. | :56:53. | |
:56:53. | :57:03. | ||
What?! He looked like - it's Terminator. I'll be back... That | :57:03. | :57:08. | |
was at last holiday I went on in my own. We are is that? That is a | :57:08. | :57:14. | |
beautiful dress. He has a man's body but a boy's face. Well, I'm | :57:14. | :57:19. | |
in... I cannot remember but based on that, I will say that is clearly | :57:19. | :57:29. | |
above average. I think you have one. That is right! Yes! Thanks to you, | :57:29. | :57:35. | |
everybody tonight gets a lot of free champagne. That is all we have | :57:35. | :57:40. | |
time for. And for the whole series. A Beike to the students. All the | :57:40. | :57:46. | |
special guests, especially Chelsee Healey and Joe Swash. And thank you | :57:46. | :57:56. | |
:57:56. | :57:56. | ||
Apology for the loss of subtitles for 64 seconds | :57:56. | :59:36. | |
Hi, I'm Claudia-Liza here's our look at the global news channels. | :59:36. | :59:38. | |
Sky and the BBC News Channel took the Queen's Jubilee thank-you | :59:38. | :59:42. | |
message live. It marked the end of the celebrations. CNN showed the | :59:42. | :59:44. | |
Royals on the balcony in front of huge crowds. | :59:45. | :59:48. | |
ABC live in London were sorry for Prince Phillip. His illness meant | :59:48. | :59:50. | |
missing the Queen's big day. Canada's CBC still excited by last | :59:50. | :59:54. |