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Hi, here's our look at the top stories in 60 seconds.

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A spectacular Jubilee flypast at Buckingham Palace. Thousands

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gathered to see the Queen and other Royals on the balcony. Prince

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Phillip was missing - he remains in hospital.

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The Queen broadcast a special message to mark the end of the

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four-day celebrations. She thanked all those who attended and

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organised it. She called it a humbling experience.

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There's been an outbreak of Legionnaires' disease in Edinburgh.

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One person has died and 15 others are critically ill. Officials are

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trying to find the source. Victory for Scotland's rugby

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players in Australia. Greg Laidlaw's penalty won it with the

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final kick of the game. It's their first Test win there for 30 years.

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Last night he was rocking the Royals - now Sir Paul McCartney's

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looking at the Olympics. He's confirmed he's the final act

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playing at the Opening Ceremony. That's on July 27th.

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We're back in an hour - keep it This programme contains some strong

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language. We asked 500 unusual questions to thousands of British

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people. The answers to those questions make up the Britain

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Unzipped Report. Previously with the help of our guests we have got

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drunk, we have got smooshy. We have got down. We have got into trouble

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at school and we even got a makeover. That is suppose b toe me?

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Tonight we are joined by Chelsee Healey and Joe Swash and catch up

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with some old mates who find out who our friends really are. This is

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Britain Unzipped! Oh my God, he Welcome to Britain Unzipped. This

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is Russell Kane! And this is my co- host, hashtag Greg James! Strap

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yourself in, because we're set for another joy ride around British

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behaviour. But let me afully handbrake to that thought Greg!

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Because I have got some bad news. This is the last episode in the

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series! AUDIENCE BOOS. Due to a mix up, the Director General of the BBC

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accidentally saw some of the play - - show on the iPlayer. Well Greg is

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busy with his radio show.Ive Week Tay, 4 to 7. He is busy, so good

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for Greg. You have the corporate in Norwich. But we're not going to go

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without with a wircher, not when our special guest is Chelsee

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Healey! -- with a whimper. Hi. How are you? I'm good. Welcome. How you

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doing. I'm good. You're look sog hot, I will get sun burnt from you.

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You have answered the questions, how did you find them? Interesting

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and fun. I enjoyed it. Were they personal, would you describe

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yourself as open or secretive? Secretive. Depending on what it's

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about. A lot of it will be about shagging, I won't lie. We will find

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out babes, strap in. Chelsee's facing our normality questions, but

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facing our normality questions, but we have other big questions such as.

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What percentage of us have taken revenge on an ex. And how have we

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dragged this out for six episodes. We will talk about friendship and

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getting to know each other. And we have the help of our amazing studio

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audience. Plus we hear from the sort of friends who gets into

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trouble, the Zipped Sample and we will use them to answer queps like

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this. How many of you have a friend who you regularly have sex with

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with. An F buddie? Only one guy bangs a friend. Is that your own

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arm after you have slept on it. I haven't seen you for a while.

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check out the other good stuff. Only on Britain Unzipped. Men and

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women inUnzipped. Who will emerge the winner from our battle of the

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sexes. This week with an elderly man a superstar and a surprise.

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Students unzipped. We're off to meet up with six housemate and

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persuade them to swap revision for the dance floor. Celebs Unzipped.

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Joe Swash will be here. But first up it is the star of Waterloo Road

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and Strictly Come Dancing, Miss Chelsee Healey. Welcome to the show.

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Where have you been all our lives? Waiting for you. Both of us? Yes.

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What are are you up to I have finished Waterloo road. What you

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mean you have finished. I'm down forever. Are you still doing

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dancing? The only dancing I have been up to is in the club. I'd love

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to keep it up. But I don't have the time to rehearse and if we did

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rehearse, where would I dance. could rehearse and then dance on

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the dance floor. It is embarrassing. If we asked your friends and family

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how normal you are, what would say they? Would probably say I'm not

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all there. We will find out now. Because Chelsee, these are your

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normality questions. Good luck. First, would you have plastic

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surgery. Yes. Why mess with perfection? If I was old and I

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wasn't happy with me sagy face I would get a face lift and a boob

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reduction. Reduction? Why? Because I feel that my assets are too big

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for my body. I'm so turned on with the word assets. You would get them

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made smaller. That is the recession. Everyone's suffering. Double dip

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mate, double dip! 68% of women would have plastic surgery, but

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only 4% would get a boob reduction. I would have an ego reduction.

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you ever worn a cos suem -- costume for sex? Yes? My mum's going to

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watch this. What did you wear a Morrisons outfit. No I wore a bin

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bag on me head. I'm joking. But I was turned on. We have a photo of

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it. Let's look. Ooh! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. Can you explain why you

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are dressed like that I was doing slichtly and each week we had to do

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a VT and they would dress up me up as Shrek, because we were dancing

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the Shrek. That is not normal. dress up isn't normal? To dress up

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is normal, or you would be naked. Do you want anything from Tescos?

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Yes, but put your knob away. Only 31% of women have worn a costume

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during sex. What do you sleep in? Naked. Underwear. All of it. Just

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one bit. Just one bit. Just the bottoms. You know, I always wear

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pants in bed. Even if there has been a night of passion and we're

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falling asleep. I will sneak a pair on before I fall asleep. Because

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aifr fear of wake up and then seeing the truth of the acorn. Just

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thought I would share that. It is not an acorn though, shit, move on!

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Only 21% of women sleep in their underwear. I'm surprised. There is

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something else you take to bed. Apart from your panties. You sleep

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with Nicola every night. Yes. That is me blanket. You have 5 comfort

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blankets. Like babies have? Yes. Where did it start from. Had a

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dummy and me mum took it off me and my sister told know stuck my ee--

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suck my thumb. If I had a reman tick girl and she was -- romantic

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night with a girl and she was sucking her thumb I would think

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there was something wrong. But I have my little Greg comfort blanket.

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Is that after you went on a date with Ryan? Bastard clam Do you have

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-- bastard!. Do you have unusual personal habits. I wash my hands.

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You're mental? If there a is a tap I will wash my hands. Just walk

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past. In B&Q you're stuck. Where does that come from? I don't know,

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just getting germs. Only 7% of women have come pulsive hygiene

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habits. It is usually the boys. Those are the end of your normality

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questions. Thank you. Chelsee we can give you an rating compared to

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previous female guests. The options are normal, odd/Christine Bleakley

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and Charles Brooks. Weird, insane and finally danger to society.

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people who have only just start watching, WTF guys. We should

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clarify Holly and Christine's normality ratings were nothing to

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do with the answer they give when we asked them if they would watch a

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sex video watch -- with Phillip Schofield. But they both said yes.

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It has come to my attention your tawdry show has been spreading

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gossip about my involvement in video of a sexual nature. I have

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spoken to my legal team and instructed them to take action

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should these rumours continue. That is not such good news is it Russell

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Howard? Oh him. Oh he is not so half so funny and gres James, one

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more peep and you will be back to student radio like that. And one

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other thing. I want those tapes back by tomorrow morning! Sorry

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uncle Phillip! Now you are bonkers. # Bonkers! The hunt for Britain's

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weirdest celebrity is nearly over. But that could change if clelz does

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anything outrageous tonight. -- Chelsee. We will announce the

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winner of this award in a glittering ceremony broadcast live

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in a sit down Wimpy attend of the show. That is a genuine Wimpyburger

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by the way. It is not what Greg does with Chris moilz! -- Moyles.

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Whatever happens, it is not too late to find out how thormal you

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are. Go to web-site. -- find out Now time the link up with our

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Unzipped cameras. During the series we have been to Cardiff, Liverpool

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and Essex. Tonight, we're off to Wendy Wendy Camden Town in swinging

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London. Don't do that again. we're talking about friends, where

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better to go than to university. Where friendsships with be formed.:

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Or strangled at birth with things like Rizlas and skidmarks. And we

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meet some housemate and we should be able to join up with them now.

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It is a Mews Terrace. They have legs. And they have stairs. The old

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stairs. Lads. Welcome guys. Thank you for inviting us over. Cheers.

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Absolutely buzzing. So well Wyn introduce everyone. I'm from

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Liverpool. I'm Welwin. Kumar, he is from India and he does maths. Joe

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from London. He does audiology. Yad from London. He is economics. Rosh

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from London, does IT. And finally Lux from London. He does

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theoretical physics. Take that There are four times more likely to

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argue with a friend than women. What is your biggest argument?

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After a night out, one of has dropped some flavoured sauce onto

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his polo and he went crazy and locked himself in his room! Shisha

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Flavour? Is that some horrible euphemism? What happened was, I

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fell off the stage. We will set you a challenge. Can we have a sniff

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around? Welwin. That is how we say -- how we said victory in Essex.

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That house is quite motionless. I cannot leave unless my bed has been

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fully met. That is protein. I bet there is more protein in that

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duvet! Down we go. Down the stairs. Where are we going? Oh! Why? Here

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is an idea, just pick stuff up! What is at around the edge? Filth?

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Shampoo. Just shampoo...! That is disgusting. Why are you holding at

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Ten was? I want to play a song. Away you go... HE PLAYS TERRIBLY.

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think he is having a a break down! That is what happens when six men

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do not hold any sex for a very long time. He or doing very intelligent

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degrees, which is why be were surprised when we discovered when

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you are not revising, you are doing # ELECTRIC SIX: GAY BAR. APPLAUSE.

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I mean, that is pretty impressive. Why did you start making us videos?

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A you were getting bored but revision and we wanted to relax so

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we wanted to go crazy. Thank you so much. Only so much mathematics you

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can do! As is the last episode, we have a challenge for you. And that

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is to end our series with your first-ever live performance.

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Lad's... Bearing in mind you're loved -- our love of shots! That

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never gets old... We'd love to end tonight with some LMFAO. Do you

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accept the challenge? AN ounce. APPLAUSE. -- SILENCE. We accept it!

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We'll be back at the end of the show to see how you've got on.

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students! Man Versus Woman is up next, but before that it's time for

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one final trip into the strange world of Russell's mind as he

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explores friendship. Friends, only 34% of us would rather hang out

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with our friends and her family. Does that mean the other 66% are

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those irritating people who actually get on with their parents?

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My mother and my sister, we go partying together. Do you want to

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come in and take some baroque? of you horrible bastards would

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actually encourage a friend to do something that they would feel at.

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Like this MC... Oh, gosh! Wanker! On another note, 47% of your

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friends to not be won toss about your holiday romances. It was

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amazing. He went to Africa. Brown person. Random! 25% of people feel

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that they could actually murder somebody. How? These are my friends.

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A why would anybody eat carbohydrates? I'm a vegetarian.

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Where is my hammer? Who really are our friends? For the 75% that have

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a best friend, are you absolutely sure they are your best friend back.

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And girls are much more likely to gay off with their best friend?

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get really drunk and we started kissing. It was actually really

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nice. You don't hear that quite as much with blokes... It was a great

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night. After about it laagers, I endured dear. -- I entered dave.

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Welcome to Man Versus Woman, the competition which will decide, once

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and for all, who's best. Men or women? Unfortunately, the

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competition has been virtually non- existent because women are

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currently leading men 5-0. So to even things up, we're playing

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double or quits tonight and we've persuaded one of the most

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testosterone-fuelled men in Western Europe to take part. Representing

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men this week, he's from Essex, he's single, he's definitely not

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lonely and is very happy with just his cats and a pug for company.

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It's Russell! And I am straight as well. And representing women this

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week, she's 22, she's got a degree and when asked if she'd prefer to

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do a bungee jump or skydive, she said, skydive because at least

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you'd die with someone alongside you. It's Lauren! Welcome to the

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show. Where are you from? Sheffield. What do you do? I work

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for insuring company. A yes? Your dream job? I want to be at Disney

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wedding planner. Is that an actual job? He isn't, I will create one to

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do that. Barnett's Dock organiser at autumn Towers? I am going to

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tell you three things about yourself. It's will be different a

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rehearsal and I will be stitched up. These are based and the fact that

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you are no meal from the south-east of England to loves cats. As we can

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see... It is a new photograph! look like I have formed a religion

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around cats are! Compared to the rest of the population you're: More

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likely to lie about how much sex you have. Do you want it to

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respond? Well, I bang hundreds, so... More likely to pay for porn

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online. No! I do not know how my got stuck down. Easter Rising these

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girlie cliches. The prizes include a hot-water bottle, candle, feather

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boa and a bottle of medium dry white wine and some tissues.

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Russell, you'll be choosing from this selection of completely

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arbritary prizes that were not chosen with you in mind at all. The

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BBC's taste and decency guidelines, a cat's for lonely men calendar. A

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six-week residential therapy course concentrating on esteem issues and

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a blow-up girlfriend. And she's dressed in men's clothes. Just in

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case. Ahead of us we've got some questions all about the differences

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between men and women, so let's get started. What most women choose to

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travel backwards or forwards in time? Think... Chelsee? Forwards.

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Why? All this go forwards and never back. Would you change something?

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Know. All right. Time up. What do you have? Backwards. Lauren?

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Forwards. I can reveal that 69% of women would go backwards. 69% of

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women. Which means, Russell, you have won that round! I am not

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playing any more. Why? The because I am missing. You could go back in

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time and change the result! Lauren, I've heard that you're a massive

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Britney Spears fan and actually met her last year. I got on stage with

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her at Manchester Arena. I hassled security. Re D? Did you dance?

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jumped up and down. Seeing as Britney is back in the news after

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being chosen as a judge on X Factor USA, who would like to watch a

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classic Britney video? This will # Oh baby. How was I supposed to

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know? That something wasn't right... Old baby, baby... I should not have

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let you go... Now you are right outside. Show me how you wanted to

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be. Tell me, baby, because I need to know now, because... My

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loneliness... Is killing me... I must confess... I still believe.

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Still believe! When I'm not with you, I lose my mind. Give me a

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sign... Hit me baby, one more time! APPLAUSE. Did you like that?

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prefer you. Maybe. There was some stubble next to the pigtails.

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that make you feel confused? The next question... Days, what

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percentage of British men think men are funnier than women. Write down

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your answers. On the blokes can be funny. All done? OK... Lauren?

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I have gone for 85%. Depressing comment. I can now reveal that 71%

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of men think men are funnier. Russell when sat round again! But

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only 31% of women thought men were funnier. That is the perfect

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statistic for me to go and further investigate. In fact, as a stand-up

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comedian myself, who better to interrogate the British public

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about such a controversial subject? Greg, pass me my microphone. What

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are you doing? You can't just wander off-set to interview people

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again. Why not? Firstly, because you're a contestant and secondly,

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because we all know this interview is staged and is just a sad ruse to

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get a cheap laugh. My walk is an integral part of the show. People

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are tweeting with hashtag Russell's walk. This deserves serious

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investigations so why hire a film crew and travel the length and

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breadth of the UK to canvass a huge cross section of the population.

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And trust me, I left no stone Amen funnier than women? No... Yes!

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Pathetic. Is it? Back to the game... In a dramatic break from tradition,

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instead of asking muscle to get a Russell, step this way. It is time

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Russell has revealed sosm interesting differences in the

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answers between me -- men and women. But how much of that can he

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remember? Is there anything in your brain except filth? Spunk. I will

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ask him some questions from previous editions of man versus

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woman and he needs to get within 10% of answer or face a Unzipped

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Forfeit. But in an attempt to create jeopardy, the producers have

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added a twist. If Russell gets within 10% of the answer, I will

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face the Unzipped Forfeit. Scotland! Russell's Claire of

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horror. Although it might be Greg. All the forfeits are related to

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friends of the show that have appeared on the show. The people

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involved will be revealed by Chelsee here. Hi. Hi. What a fit

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torturer. First question. What percentage of men would rather

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spend time with friends, rather than family? I know it was high. I

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remember remarking on how high it was. I'm going to go with 65%.

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The percentage is... 40%. Oh he's scared. The first forfeit is for

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you. Chelsee open the envelope. Lap dance from Bumbledore. Let's just

:32:18.:32:28.
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remind ourselves who Bumbledore is. OK, let's do this thing -

:32:42.:32:52.
:32:52.:33:30.

Urgh! Stop please! Thank you Bumbledore! Oh dear. That just was

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weird. That was so weird. Dare I ask for boner? That was the

:33:38.:33:47.

opposite of Viagra. Now the next one. Fucking right. My heart is

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like beating. So is mine. You're getting off on it from a distance.

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He was looking at me in the eye. He was going... Ha Ha! Now what

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percentage of women would lie to get someone into bed, can you

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remember? Not at all. I don't think it was high. 28%. 28. A that is a

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big moment. The percentage of women who would lie to get someone into

:34:19.:34:29.
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bed is... Oh! Every time I try to do something, it goes wrong. Get in

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the chair, dick! Open the envelope. I can't get closer, because my

:34:49.:34:58.

electronic tag will go off. Oh no what is it. For you my friend, I

:34:58.:35:08.
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have got a finger suck from Ryan. Now let's just remind ours who Ryan

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Apology for the loss of subtitles for 64 seconds

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That's how it feels! Thank you very much, Ryan, that was amazing!

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touch me. OK, next question. What's coming next? It is just a... Just a

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full on gang bang in my face. percentage of men think texting

:36:46.:36:53.

someone over than their partner is OK. I will go, because it is men,

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40%. The percentage is... 59%. Few! - phew! Shit the bed. That is four

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forfeit. I went to your house and chat in your bed. BBC Three! The

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final forfeit please. The final one? This will be the worst one.

:37:25.:37:35.
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Full... Oh what? No! AUDIENCE: KISS KISS KISS! We can't! No! No! Oh my

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God, Greg rejected me! Don't hold hands. His hands are sweating. Has

:38:07.:38:17.
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it been sucked by Ryan? Argh! Boner! That was weird. That was

:38:47.:38:53.

genuinely weird. I think it's time this game should end before any

:38:53.:38:57.

more harm is done. I have no idea what the final score was and

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frankly I don't care. Let's just say that Lauren wins. If you're

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planning a wedding, here is some advice. Don't expect an RSVP from

:39:11.:39:16.

that couple in the north-east of England, as 55% of them find

:39:16.:39:21.

weddings boring. Keep Scottish relatives into a minimum. 60% of

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them have punched someone in a fight and don't expect the bride to

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hand out many plus once, when asked whether they like any of their

:39:30.:39:40.
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friends' partners, 40% said I don't and not, I do! Tonight we're

:39:42.:39:47.

talking about friends and enemies. And because of that, the Britain

:39:47.:39:51.

Unzipped production team offered us the chance to bring along a friend

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to be part of the show tonight. Who did you invite? My friends don't

:39:56.:40:03.

watch the show. They hate it. More a Midsomer Murders crew. Who did

:40:03.:40:07.

you invite? Wellless not so much a friend as a life partner or a

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future organ donor. Here is my other TV husband - Joe Swash!

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darling. It is the same Joe,ever time. I was watching and got

:40:35.:40:40.

jealous. I can confirm that was a tongue. Yes he pulled out. Welcome

:40:40.:40:46.

to our show. It is nice to have you here. Rus Sol sell I have an

:40:46.:40:52.

interview about what friendship means. Why don't you leave it to me.

:40:52.:40:58.

All right, don't get the hump. Get away Parky. Most of us may have

:40:58.:41:04.

hundred of Facebook friends, but on average we obl have - only have six

:41:04.:41:09.

people we call real friends. I have six good friends, but other people,

:41:09.:41:16.

I put up with them. Chelsee stkph have got about six. Have you got a

:41:16.:41:20.

best friend? No there is a couple of us have grown up together.

:41:20.:41:27.

you had to pick one, who is it? couldn't. You have to. No I don't

:41:27.:41:33.

want to. Otherwise the other one is going to die. No I couldn't pick.

:41:33.:41:38.

Russell. Thank you Greg. Someone whether might be getting more

:41:38.:41:48.
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famous thanks to this show is back this week. It is Adam, everyone!

:41:51.:41:56.

Adam fits the profile identified by our report exact Liverpool he only

:41:56.:42:02.

has six real friends on Facebook. - - exactly. And he has broken all of

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their cocks. But we're talking about Adam, so there is not a

:42:06.:42:15.

simple or clean reason for this. had about 1,700 friends. On my

:42:15.:42:20.

Facebook. I was getting loads of weird requests off people. What do

:42:20.:42:24.

you mean? Selling underwear and socks that we had used and not

:42:24.:42:31.

washed. What else have you sent off? Just boxer shorts, and thing

:42:31.:42:37.

like that. How much would a pair of trackie bottoms cost me? About 40

:42:37.:42:46.

quid. There is a stranger one. Share with us. To piss on the

:42:46.:42:54.

trackie bottom set. And post it to them. I'd hate to be your post mab!

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Thank you. -- most r postman! Facebook is a mine field. Everyone

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does a bit of stalking. The issue is - would row still be friend with

:43:09.:43:17.

with an ex? No I'm not friends with my of my exs. Even if it ended on

:43:17.:43:23.

good terms. I would rather not. See you late ir. Catch you up. 16% of

:43:23.:43:29.

people have slept with their friend's partner. 16%. Oh no.

:43:29.:43:37.

That's... Naughty. That is a no, no? A very big one. That little

:43:37.:43:42.

face says otherwise. When I was younger maybe. I have grown up and

:43:42.:43:46.

learned morals and I would never do that. Ever! But you have done it.

:43:46.:43:56.
:43:56.:43:57.

have done it, yeah. But I did tell him and he didn't mind. Any of you

:43:57.:44:04.

want to fess up to that? Both of you. What is your name? Gemma.

:44:04.:44:09.

happened. We met and became friends because Lucy slept with my

:44:09.:44:16.

boyfriend! What happened I just started seeing him and on the day I

:44:16.:44:21.

started see him. He broke up with Gemma. And then we became friends

:44:21.:44:25.

after she stalked me for a bit. While she was banging him you were

:44:25.:44:30.

following them around. You were in the star bucks across the road,

:44:30.:44:34.

going, I hope you're happy. I may have changed my route home from

:44:34.:44:42.

college and got the same bus. you reminisce about it? Yes. Do you

:44:42.:44:47.

ever exchange notes about what he was like in bed? No never. Do it

:44:47.:44:57.
:44:57.:44:58.

now. Zipped Sample award yourself a round of applause. Chelsee and Dave

:44:58.:45:02.

thank you. We know enough about you to deal with an important moment.

:45:02.:45:09.

The presentation of Unzipped strangest celebrity award. Yes, the

:45:09.:45:19.
:45:19.:45:23.

And the nominees for strangest female celebrity are: Chelsee

:45:23.:45:32.

Healey. Holly Willoughby. Emily Aytack from the Inbetweeners. And

:45:32.:45:37.

Pussycat Doll, Kimberly Wyatt. Chelsee, you performed well tonight

:45:37.:45:41.

and thank you for your honesty. But up against comments like this, I'm

:45:41.:45:46.

afraid you had no chance when it came to choosing the winner.

:45:46.:45:51.

friend's private sex video has been stolen and leaked. Do you watch it?

:45:51.:45:57.

Absolutely! Would you eat a human it's starving? The somebody asked

:45:57.:46:01.

this before I had kids I would say No But since having kids...

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decided to eat them? Nobody would ever find out... I would probably

:46:10.:46:17.

go into a cage in epithet and just dance naked for the whole night! --

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a beat that. Holly Willoughby is the first winner of the Britain

:46:22.:46:29.

Unzipped USCA! Unfortunately, Holly couldn't be with us tonight and her

:46:29.:46:32.

agent requested that under no circumstances could we go round her

:46:32.:46:35.

house to give her the award in person. But she did send us this

:46:35.:46:45.

message. Hello boys. I just wanted to say, in the same way that I

:46:45.:46:52.

wondered after, I also won this... Which pales into insignificance.

:46:52.:46:56.

The real award is the award for the most strange female, or something

:46:56.:47:03.

like that? I don't quite know what to say other than thank you. I am

:47:03.:47:13.
:47:13.:47:18.

glad I am weird. Thank you. Thank you very much. You can find out if

:47:18.:47:23.

you are just as weird by going online and checking out the report.

:47:23.:47:28.

Quirky, boring? Check out Britain Unzipped on the BBC Three website.

:47:28.:47:31.

Each week we had questions to find out how your life compares to the

:47:31.:47:36.

rest of Britain. We will provide you with a personalised report. It

:47:36.:47:41.

is up to you whether you share it with friends or keep it to yourself.

:47:41.:47:51.
:47:51.:47:53.

Just go to the website... Time to link up with the roving Unzipped

:47:53.:47:57.

cameras now at the house of our student friends. Despite studying

:47:57.:47:59.

for impressive-sounding degrees in maths, physics and economics, our

:47:59.:48:02.

students were hiding a darker side to their personalities. A love of

:48:02.:48:06.

song, dance and performing camp cover versions of classic hits.

:48:06.:48:09.

their challenge was to create something very special for our

:48:09.:48:12.

final show and impress our audience and Chelsee. Let's cross live to

:48:12.:48:21.

Joel, Kumar, Lux, Rosh, Welwin and Yad for a very special performance.

:48:21.:48:31.
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Apology for the loss of subtitles for 64 seconds

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APPLAUSE. Yes, I mean... What we are false? I loved it. Absolutely

:49:55.:50:01.

brilliant. Audience? A APPLAUSE. Chelsee and our studio audience,

:50:01.:50:07.

what do you think? Do the boys deserve a prize? Yes! That was

:50:07.:50:15.

amazing. Congratulations, boys. We're going to give you special

:50:15.:50:17.

prize for your efforts tonight. Your very own Unzipped karaoke

:50:17.:50:27.
:50:27.:50:34.

machine and some champagne. Have a great night! Next it's Celebs

:50:34.:50:44.
:50:44.:50:47.

Unzipped! Hippie! -- Yippee! Over the course of the series we've

:50:47.:50:50.

learned a lot about the British public, but we've learnt even more

:50:50.:50:54.

about one man. A man whose answers have illuminated the show each week

:50:54.:50:57.

as he's wrestled with philosophical conundrums such as, what animal

:50:57.:51:01.

would you mate with? Do you have a nickname for your willy? And how do

:51:01.:51:05.

you avoid premature ejaculation? His answers were a dolphin, Alfie

:51:05.:51:12.

and think of his Nan or Margaret Thatcher'. So, who better to join

:51:12.:51:15.

Chelsee Healey to play Celebs Unzipped for the final time this

:51:15.:51:24.

series than the legend that is Mr Joe Swash! APPLAUSE. Can you just

:51:24.:51:28.

remind everyone why you wanted to do it with a dolphin? It will feel

:51:28.:51:36.

more like a lady than a camel. would use the blowhole? That is the

:51:36.:51:44.

duty of the dolphin. Endless options. In the gales? The dolphin

:51:44.:51:54.
:51:54.:51:55.

is a mammal... Anyway... David Attenborough! Chelsee and Joe, it's

:51:55.:51:59.

now time to find out what you know about your fellow celebs. This is

:51:59.:52:06.

our Celebs Unzipped board. All you need to do is pick a square and

:52:06.:52:09.

answer a question about the celeb featured. All the questions, of

:52:09.:52:11.

course, are related to the stats we've uncovered. Get enough

:52:11.:52:14.

questions right and you'll win a drink for everyone in tonight's

:52:14.:52:22.

studio audience. APPLAUSE. And it's the final episode of the series, so

:52:22.:52:28.

we've blown the budget and bought a load of champagne! APPLAUSE. Wait a

:52:28.:52:32.

minute. I've just been told to downgrade that. Can we do Prosecco

:52:32.:52:39.

or Cava? No. It's just some Lidl chardonnay that we've put through a

:52:40.:52:46.

Soda Stream. So if this goes well, it's substitute champagne for

:52:46.:52:56.
:52:56.:53:00.

everyone! APPLAUSE. Could I please have the sort of music that is

:53:00.:53:03.

meant to make our guests feel important but is likely to backfire

:53:03.:53:13.

because it will just stress Joe out? DRAMATIC MUSIC. Perfect. Are

:53:13.:53:21.

you stressed? Chelsee and Joe, pick your first celebrity! Fearne

:53:21.:53:30.

Cotton... I have a different question that I would just ask.

:53:30.:53:36.

What is this? So... Surprise question. Greg recently invited

:53:36.:53:40.

Fearne Cotton back to his house but did this lead to an embarrassing

:53:40.:53:50.
:53:50.:53:54.

incident in the bathroom? Or the bedroom? He laughed when you said

:53:54.:53:59.

bathroom so and will go with bathroom... Led us have a look...

:53:59.:54:04.

Or, God! I went to his flat because it forced me to watch the first

:54:04.:54:08.

episode of this show, which I love, but it was not like coming around,

:54:08.:54:14.

he said, we're doing the premier, come and watch it. He paid, which

:54:14.:54:19.

was good for dinner. So I had to stick around. I went to the toilet

:54:19.:54:24.

and there was no loo roll in the bathroom. So... Do the maths? Don't

:54:24.:54:34.
:54:34.:54:37.

go near the hands tell, is what I am saying. -- hand towel. Next on...

:54:37.:54:47.

I would choose myself. Joe Swash, time for the Joe Swash question of

:54:47.:54:56.

the big... APPLAUSE. -- question of the week. We asked Joe Swash if you

:54:56.:55:04.

have ever been caught masturbating. Did you say yes or no? Chelsee, you

:55:04.:55:13.

have to guess. Straight up, yes... Don't even have to think. Is she

:55:13.:55:20.

right? Yes, a few times. A few times? I have learned my lesson. I

:55:20.:55:24.

now make sure that the door is shut and the windows are not. The let's

:55:24.:55:29.

have a look... Yes, I have been caught masturbating a few times. I

:55:29.:55:34.

was a bit of a Waqar as a kid. I did that a lot. By mother caught me.

:55:34.:55:39.

I had a special T-shirt under my bed. And that was used for special

:55:39.:55:45.

things. My mum once went into my room to tidy up and she put that he

:55:45.:55:50.

should on and said it was very crispy and itchy. That was my

:55:50.:56:00.
:56:00.:56:06.

special T-shirt! One more for the drink. One more celebrity...

:56:06.:56:16.
:56:16.:56:18.

will go for Greg... This is for the drink. We asked Gray, how he rates

:56:18.:56:24.

his looks. Did he say, well above average, above average, below

:56:24.:56:31.

average or well below average. Above? Above. He is a handsome

:56:31.:56:37.

fellow. I would say above. Just before we reveal what you said,

:56:37.:56:43.

Greg... Some background research material might help. Look at this...

:56:43.:56:53.
:56:53.:57:03.

What?! He looked like - it's Terminator. I'll be back... That

:57:03.:57:08.

was at last holiday I went on in my own. We are is that? That is a

:57:08.:57:14.

beautiful dress. He has a man's body but a boy's face. Well, I'm

:57:14.:57:19.

in... I cannot remember but based on that, I will say that is clearly

:57:19.:57:29.

above average. I think you have one. That is right! Yes! Thanks to you,

:57:29.:57:35.

everybody tonight gets a lot of free champagne. That is all we have

:57:35.:57:40.

time for. And for the whole series. A Beike to the students. All the

:57:40.:57:46.

special guests, especially Chelsee Healey and Joe Swash. And thank you

:57:46.:57:56.
:57:56.:57:56.

Apology for the loss of subtitles for 64 seconds

:57:56.:59:36.

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:59:38.:59:42.

message live. It marked the end of the celebrations. CNN showed the

:59:42.:59:44.

Royals on the balcony in front of huge crowds.

:59:45.:59:48.

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:59:48.:59:50.

missing the Queen's big day. Canada's CBC still excited by last

:59:50.:59:54.

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