01/03/2013 Weakest Link


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Here are the nine contestants preparing for today's show.

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Only one will take home prize money of up to £10,000.

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The rest will leave with nothing as one by one they're voted the weakest link.

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Welcome to The Weakest Link.

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Any of the nine people in the studio here today

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could win up to £10,000.

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They don't know each other. However, if they want the money

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they'll have to work as a team. But eight will leave with nothing

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as round by round we lose the player voted the weakest link.

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Let's meet the team.

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My name is Mark, I'm 27,

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from Andover, Hampshire,

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and I'm an estate agent.

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I'm Nicola, I'm 21, from Rugby,

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and I'm studying to be a speech therapist.

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My name's Chris, I'm 37, from Somerset,

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and I'm an aircraft engineer.

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My name's Cerianne, I'm 33, from Swansea,

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and I'm a sales assistant.

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I'm Malcolm, I'm 31,

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I'm from Belfast, and I'm a vicar.

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My name is Anne, I'm 47, from Sale in Cheshire,

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and I'm a drama teacher.

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I'm Jacquie, I'm 59, I come from Middlesbrough,

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and I'm a translator-interpreter.

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My name is Neil,

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I'm 44, from Birmingham, and I'm an IT auditor.

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I'm Peter, I'm 57,

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I come from Erith in Kent, and I'm retired.

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The aim is to answer enough questions

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to reach your £1,000 target within the time limit.

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The fastest way is to create a chain of nine correct answers.

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Get a question wrong, you lose the money in the chain.

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If you say "bank" before the question is asked, the money is safe.

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But you start a new chain. Remember,

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only banked money can be taken forward.

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Round One. Three minutes on the clock.

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We'll start with the person whose name is first alphabetically.

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That's Anne. Let's play The Weakest Link.

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The first question is for £20.

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Start the clock.

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Which fruit a day keeps the doctor away?

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An apple.

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Seville and Valencia

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are cities in which country?

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Spain.

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What S is a piece of armour

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carried in front of the body

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for protection when fighting?

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-Catsuit.

-Shield.

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Which land mammal

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has the longest neck?

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Giraffe.

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In 2001,

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which ex member of Take That published Somebody, Someday?

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Robbie Williams.

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Iguanodon and Diplodocus

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are types of which extinct reptile?

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Dinosaur.

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Which Roman general

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said, "I came, I saw, I conquered"?

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Julius Caesar.

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In the 1950s, shoes with a long, pointed toe were knows as winkle what?

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Pickers.

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-Bank.

-At the 2001

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National TV Awards, what won as Most Popular Talk Show?

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Parkinson.

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In which continent is Peru?

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South America.

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In The Simpsons,

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what's the name of the baby sister of Bart and Lisa?

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Analise.

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Maggie.

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How many pounds are there in two stone?

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28.

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The teams, Hearts and Hibs,

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are based in which Scottish city?

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Edinburgh.

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By what name is the crane fly more commonly known?

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Daddy-longlegs.

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During which war is the 2001 film Enigma set?

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Second.

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-Bank.

-Which is a cricket fielding position? Third man or twelfth?

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Third man.

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In cookery, pearl and pot are varieties of which grain?

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-Wheat.

-Barley.

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Which 1956 novel

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features the character Cruella de Vil?

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101 Dalmations.

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What shape are gothic arches, rounded or pointed?

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-Rounded.

-No, pointed.

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In the 1959 film,

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Some Like It Hot, which actress played Sugar Cane?

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Marilyn Monroe.

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In maths, what is 25 per cent of 400?

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100.

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What is the acorn,

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flower or fruit?

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-Flower.

-Fruit.

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In which UK country

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is the town of Galashiels?

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Scotland.

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Is the hippopotamus aquatic, or semi-aquatic?

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Semi-aquatic.

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In Star Wars, who was the Wookie sidekick of Han Solo?

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Chewbacca.

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-Bank.

-What is the informal term

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for the tax formerly referred to as Vehicle Excise Duty.

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Road tax.

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Bank.

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A goitre is the enlargement of...

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Time's up, I cannot complete the question. You banked

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£620,

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when you could have won £1,000.

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Who makes a 20 watt bulb look bright? It's time to vote off

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the weakest link.

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The first strongest link of the game is Chris.

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Jacquie is the weakest link,

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but who will the team want off at this stage?

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Voting over, it's time to reveal who you think is the weakest link.

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Mark,

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-remind me what you do.

-I'm an estate agent.

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-How much money do you make?

-Enough.

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-Why Neil?

-He hesitated on a question,

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-and also got the answer wrong, as well.

-Malcolm, why Neil?

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He got the first question wrong.

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-What do YOU do, Jacquie?

-I'm a translator-interpreter.

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-What do you translate?

-German, Swedish, French, Russian.

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-English?

-Sometimes.

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-Can you speak all those other languages?

-Yes.

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Why Neil?

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I think he took too long over the question.

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-And he gave a ridiculous answer.

-With six votes,

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Neil, you who are going to go into battle wearing a catsuit,

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are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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I don't mind being voted off and not being the weakest link.

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I was a threat, or I'd wound people up.

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I said catsuit because I wanted to inject some humour into the show.

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And I envisaged Anne in a catsuit, which was funny.

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Round Two, and so far,

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you've won £620 out of a possible £1,000.

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There are eight left.

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We are now taking ten seconds off your time.

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We'll start with the strongest link from the last round - Chris.

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Let's play The Weakest Link.

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Start the clock.

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The 1986 novel by Kingsley Amis is entitled The Old what?

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-Pass.

-Devils.

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What is the three-word motto

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of the SAS?

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-To serve and to conquer.

-Who dares wins.

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In golf, what B is a sand trap?

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A bunker.

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Vermillion and scarlet are shades of which colour?

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Red.

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The American toy action figure introduced in 1964 was called GI who?

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Joe.

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Which word means rubbish in the street, and is often painted on bins?

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-Trash.

-Litter.

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What E is the physical process undergone by sweat,

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that reduces the body temperature?

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Evaporation.

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What is both a mesh of fine threads built by a spider

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and a network of computer files?

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Web.

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Cuckoo and alarm are types of what?

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Clock.

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-Bank.

-How many drummers are in The Twelve Days Of Christmas?

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Twelve.

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What B is the term for creatures that use two feet for locomotion?

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Bipeds.

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-Bank.

-What's the American name for the game draughts?

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Checkers.

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Which of these is NOT an inert gas? Krypton, helium, or chlorine?

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-Krypton.

-No, chlorine.

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Which author wrote the 1926 book, Winnie the Pooh?

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A A Milne.

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In maths, what is one quarter of 68?

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-I don't know. Pass.

-17.

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Saffron comes from the stigma of which flower?

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-Poppy.

-Crocus.

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Which BBC documentary featured people living on Taransay in the year 2000?

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Castaway.

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The chimpanzee is indigenous to which continent?

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Africa.

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-Bank.

-Who was beheaded at the request of Herodias's daughter?

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John the Baptist.

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Before forming The Police, Sting worked in which profession?

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Teaching.

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What is the long piece of fabric attached to the back of a wedding dress?

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Train.

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In which English county is Beaulieu Abbey?

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-Dorset.

-No, Hampshire.

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Which Australian is the presenter of Animal Hospital?

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Rolf Harris.

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In The Bible, which animal tempted Eve to eat forbidden fruit?

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-Snake.

-Serpent, but I'll accept snake.

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-Bank.

-In the 1996 film Emma...

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Time is up.

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What an appalling performance! £250 is all you won.

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Who's just put their worst foot forward?

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Whose plight is not a pretty sight?

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Time to vote off the weakest link.

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With the most wrong answers, Peter is the weakest link.

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The strongest link is Anne, but will the votes reflect reality?

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Voting over, it's time to reveal who you think is the weakest link.

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We have a tie, team.

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Peter and Mark,

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four votes each. Mark,

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do you not have to add up to be an estate agent?

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I certainly do.

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You're not much good at it.

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-I deal in bigger numbers.

-How much is the average house you sell?

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About £250,000.

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-And you call that big?

-Big enough.

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-Why Peter?

-Um...

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he got a question wrong which I knew the answer to.

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Peter, never heard of litter?

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I thought you said rubbish, so I said trash.

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-Do you always think you're right?

-No, not really.

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-Why Mark?

-As an estate agent, I thought he knew more than two.

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When the vote's tied, the strongest link has to decide.

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-Anne, why Peter?

-I think Peter's a bit too laid-back.

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I want a bit more oomph into the answers.

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What do you do?

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-I'm a teacher.

-What sort of teacher?

-Of drama.

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Is he not dramatic enough?

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No, not at all.

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That's why you voted for Peter, now you can choose

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between Peter, who's retired,

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and Mark, who's an estate agent.

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It's difficult, with Mark being an estate agent, but I'm sorry,

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I'm sticking with my vote.

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OK. Well, Peter,

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you don't know the word litter, but you were rubbish anyway.

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You are the weakest link, goodbye.

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I came on the show today

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definitely thinking I was a winner. Unfortunately,

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I'm a loser. There's only one thought about that.

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I'm absolutely choked.

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Everybody says Anne's a bit of a tigress, but I'd just like to say

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Anne, you have the meekest wink, goodbye.

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Round Three, team. So far, you've won

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£870 out of a possible £2,000.

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We'll take another ten seconds off the clock.

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The last strongest link was Anne. Let's play The Weakest Link.

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Start the clock.

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Red Rum is buried near the finishing post of which racecourse?

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-The Grand National.

-No, Aintree.

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In astrology, which sign falls between Scorpio and Capricorn?

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Sagittarius.

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In the rhyme, what was Miss Muffett eating?

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Curds and whey.

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Which is the higher part of the atmosphere? The troposphere or stratosphere?

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The stratosphere.

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-Bank.

-Mel B's child is named after which mythical creature?

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Phoenix.

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What is 8 x 3.5?

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-29.

-No, 28.

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How many ages of man were described in As You Like It?

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Seven.

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Which country music singer

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published My Life And Other Unfinished Business in 1994?

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-Tammy Wynette.

-No, Dolly Parton.

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What S is the peninsular consisting of Norway and Sweden?

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-It's Kattegatt.

-No. Scandinavia.

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When was the Bank of England nationalised - the '40s or the '80s?

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-The '80s.

-'40s.

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Which Premiership football club plays at St James' Park?

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Newcastle.

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Which comedian played the title role in the TV series Chef?

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Lenny Henry.

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-Bank.

-A filbert is better-known as which nut?

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Can you repeat the question, please?

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A filbert is better-known as which nut?

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Hazelnut.

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What is a grouse, a bird or a fish?

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A bird.

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The 1999 film Three Kings starring George Clooney is set during which war?

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The Gulf War.

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What M is a mixture used to bond bricks together?

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Mortar.

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Kenneth Williams and Barbara Windsor featured in which comedy film series?

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Erm...

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-I don't know.

-The Carry On films.

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Turandot by Puccini is set in which far eastern country?

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-Romania.

-China.

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What is a nine-sided polygon?

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Nonagon.

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Sherlock Holmes famously lived on which London street?

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Baker Street.

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-Bank.

-Which trees produce softwood, coniferous or broad-leaf?

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Coniferous.

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In The Magic Roundabout, what was the name of the cow?

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Ermintrude.

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The word vodka comes from voda...

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Time is up.

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I cannot complete the question. You banked £200.

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Whose brain is in orbit? It's time to vote off

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the weakest link.

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Statistically, Chris is the strongest link.

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He answered all his questions correctly and banked the most money.

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The weakest link is Mark. But has the team noticed these facts?

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Voting over, it's time to reveal who you think is the weakest link.

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Chris, remind me what you do.

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-Aircraft engineer.

-What sort of aircraft?

-Helicopters.

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-Can you fly a helicopter?

-No. I'm not licensed.

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If you fix them, you can fly them. Why Mark?

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I thought he got a couple wrong and one of them was an easy question.

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-Cerianne, where are you from?

-Swansea.

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In Wales, the NICE bit to the left of England.

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-What do you do?

-I'm a sales assistant.

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-What do you sell?

-It's a grocery store.

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-Why Mark?

-Mark got two wrong, as far as I remember.

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And I didn't.

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Fair enough.

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-Nicola, what do you do?

-Speech therapy.

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-How is it you don't speak clearly?

-I do speak clearly, Anne.

-Says who?

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-You haven't said, "Pardon?"

-Is that what they teach you?

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It's about expressing what you want to say and I've been doing that.

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-Have you?

-I have.

-Oh, we mustn't have noticed.

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-Why Mark?

-The question about Carry On.

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It's quite basic knowledge

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and he paused while he searched for the answer.

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Well, Mark the estate agent, eviction time.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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I got voted off because once they found out I was an estate agent

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the cards were against me.

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I'm not sure I trust Anne's motives. She's out for herself.

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She's not a team member at all.

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Her attitude to her team-mates is appalling.

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Round Four, team. £1,070 banked out of potential prize money of £3,000.

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Six of you left.

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Another ten seconds off your time.

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You now have only 2½ minutes.

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We'll start with the strongest link - Chris.

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Let's play The Weakest Link.

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Start the clock.

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What is the name of the son of Yoko Ono and John Lennon, born in 1975?

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Sean.

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Which is earlier in the year, St George's Day or St David's Day?

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St David's.

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What V is an inoculation producing acquired immunity to a natural microorganism?

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-Vaccine.

-I'll accept. Vaccination.

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Of which island group is Palma the capital?

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-Majorca.

-No. The Balearic Islands.

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Which group released the singles Disco 2000,

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Mis-shapes and Common People in the '90s.

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-Gorillaz.

-Pulp.

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What M describes rocks changed from their original form by heat or pressure?

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-Don't know.

-Metamorphic.

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According to the title of Jeanette Winterson's novel, what are not the only fruit?

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-Apples.

-Oranges.

0:20:330:20:36

In the Addams Family, the daughter of Gomez and Morticia

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shared her first name with which day of the week?

0:20:400:20:44

Wednesday.

0:20:440:20:46

When one speaks of trees, what F is the word meaning to cut down?

0:20:460:20:51

Felling.

0:20:510:20:53

-Bank.

-Of which European country is Berne the capital?

0:20:530:20:57

Switzerland.

0:20:570:20:59

In music, Parsifal was the last opera by which composer, Wagner or Verdi?

0:20:590:21:05

Wagner.

0:21:050:21:07

Pierre Yves Gerbeau was formerly the chief executive of which London landmark?

0:21:070:21:13

-Buckingham Palace.

-No. The Millennium Dome.

0:21:130:21:17

Who said poetry originates from emotion recollected in tranquillity,

0:21:170:21:22

Bob Dylan or William Wordsworth?

0:21:220:21:25

-Dylan.

-Wordsworth.

0:21:250:21:27

1,000 millilitres is equal to one what?

0:21:270:21:31

Litre.

0:21:310:21:33

What is the plastic or wooden peg

0:21:330:21:35

on which a golfer places the ball at the start of a hole?

0:21:350:21:39

Tee.

0:21:390:21:41

Bank. What K is a bird of prey that is also known as a windhover?

0:21:410:21:46

Kestrel.

0:21:460:21:49

In politics, in which city are the constituencies

0:21:490:21:52

of Simon Hughes and Michael Portillo?

0:21:520:21:55

London.

0:21:550:21:58

-Bank.

-In the 1993 film comedy, what was the occupation of Ace Ventura?

0:21:580:22:03

Pet detective.

0:22:030:22:04

-Bank.

-In which soil do rhododendrons...

0:22:040:22:08

Time is up. I cannot complete the question.

0:22:110:22:14

You won £270 in that round.

0:22:140:22:17

But who is dazed and confused?

0:22:170:22:19

Who's lost the plot? I urge you, vote off the weakest link.

0:22:190:22:24

In a reversal of fortune, Chris is the weakest link statistically.

0:22:260:22:31

For the first time, Malcolm is the strongest link.

0:22:310:22:34

What will the other players consider as they vote?

0:22:340:22:38

Voting over, it's time to reveal who you think is the weakest link.

0:22:390:22:44

Malcolm, how long's your average sermon?

0:22:590:23:03

About 40 minutes.

0:23:030:23:04

Who recommended 40 minutes when people have got lunch to eat?

0:23:040:23:09

Nobody. It's just how long it is.

0:23:090:23:12

Well, it's only as long as you make it.

0:23:120:23:15

-Yes, that's right.

-Isn't there a bit of ego involved

0:23:150:23:19

in you keeping people from Sunday lunch for 40 minutes while you talk?

0:23:190:23:24

They don't focus on me They focus on someone else.

0:23:240:23:28

-Why Jacquie?

-She got Scandinavia wrong and her husband's a Swede.

0:23:280:23:34

Beginning to waste time a bit and she needs to go.

0:23:340:23:37

Nicola, why Jacquie?

0:23:370:23:40

When it got to me, there wasn't money for me to bank.

0:23:400:23:44

Jacquie, who speaks many languages including Swedish,

0:23:440:23:48

but hasn't heard of Scandinavia,

0:23:480:23:51

you are the weakest link. Goodbye.

0:23:510:23:53

I'm absolutely furious to be voted off. I was NOT the weakest link.

0:23:590:24:05

What was Nicola talking about?! She's got a cheek!

0:24:050:24:08

She ought to go next. She's not talking the truth.

0:24:080:24:12

Round Five, team. Your total so far is £1,340.

0:24:140:24:19

If you'd hit your targets, it would be £4,000.

0:24:190:24:24

Five of you left. Another ten seconds off the clock.

0:24:240:24:27

We start with the strongest link. That is Malcolm.

0:24:270:24:31

Let's play The Weakest Link.

0:24:310:24:34

Start the clock. What C is a street parade with floats, music and elaborate costumes?

0:24:350:24:41

A carnival.

0:24:410:24:43

Haemophobia is a fear or dread of which bodily fluid?

0:24:430:24:47

Blood.

0:24:500:24:52

The author of the novel London Fields is Martin who?

0:24:520:24:56

-Don't know.

-Amis.

0:24:560:24:58

In which ocean is the island of Sri Lanka?

0:24:580:25:01

Indian.

0:25:010:25:04

Marc Almond was the vocalist of which successful synth pop duo formed in 1980?

0:25:040:25:10

-Pass.

-Soft Cell.

0:25:130:25:15

What P can follow Scots, umbrella and Monterey to make the name of a type of tree?

0:25:150:25:22

-Poplar.

-No. Pine.

0:25:220:25:25

Which Midlands cricket team was captained by Graham Hick in 2001?

0:25:250:25:30

-Derbyshire.

-No. Worcestershire.

0:25:370:25:40

Dick Turpin was hanged in which Northern English city?

0:25:400:25:44

-Leeds.

-York.

0:25:440:25:46

In Earth days, which has the longer year, Earth or Mars?

0:25:460:25:51

-Earth.

-Mars.

0:25:510:25:53

In 1961, which London football club won the FA Cup and League Championship?

0:25:530:25:59

-Wimbledon.

-Tottenham Hotspur.

0:25:590:26:01

What M was a flightless bird from New Zealand that's now extinct?

0:26:010:26:06

-Don't know.

-Moa.

0:26:090:26:11

Which UK queen shares her name with a variety of plum?

0:26:110:26:16

Victoria.

0:26:160:26:18

A defensive ploy on the American frontier was to circle the what?

0:26:180:26:22

-Enemy.

-Wagons.

0:26:220:26:25

What B in the laurel tree family has leaves which are used in stews?

0:26:250:26:30

-Birch.

-Bay.

0:26:300:26:33

What shape are dice?

0:26:330:26:35

Cubes.

0:26:350:26:38

-Bank.

-Of which diocese was Cardinal Hume archbishop, Dublin or Westminster?

0:26:380:26:43

Westminster.

0:26:430:26:45

-Bank.

-The initials MC stand for master of what?

0:26:450:26:49

Ceremonies.

0:26:490:26:51

-Bank.

-Director Woody Allen plays which musical instrument?

0:26:510:26:56

Time's up. The answer is clarinet.

0:26:590:27:02

You only banked £60. Who is now beyond help?

0:27:020:27:06

Who is surplus to requirements?

0:27:060:27:09

It's time to vote off the weakest link.

0:27:090:27:11

The only one to answer no questions correctly was Nicola,

0:27:130:27:17

making her the weakest link.

0:27:170:27:19

Anne is the strongest link statistically

0:27:190:27:22

with the most correct answers but have the team noticed?

0:27:220:27:26

Voting over, it's time to reveal who you think is the weakest link.

0:27:260:27:31

Anne, can you get a GCSE in drama?

0:27:450:27:48

-Yes, you can.

-Is that what you teach?

0:27:480:27:50

I teach expressive arts.

0:27:500:27:53

-What does that mean?

-Drama, music, dance, textiles, art, script-writing.

0:27:530:27:59

Do you write a lot of scripts?

0:27:590:28:02

-No.

-Then how can you teach it?

0:28:020:28:05

You don't have to actually be a doer to teach it.

0:28:050:28:09

Oh, really?

0:28:090:28:12

-Dear, dear! Why Nicola?

-Nicola's struggling.

0:28:120:28:16

And I think you're giving her a hard time.

0:28:160:28:19

Malcolm, how long does it take to write a sermon?

0:28:190:28:23

On average, I spend about ten hours a week in preparation for a sermon.

0:28:230:28:28

-How exhausting. Why Nicola?

-Because she was faltering.

0:28:280:28:32

And because she's getting a little bit out of her depth.

0:28:320:28:36

-And we need to bank money.

-That's not very charitable, is it?

0:28:360:28:41

Well, the truth is the truth.

0:28:410:28:44

-Cerianne, do you go to church?

-No, I don't.

0:28:440:28:48

-Are the sermons too long?

-No. I think I'm past saving now.

0:28:480:28:52

It wouldn't do me any good.

0:28:520:28:54

-Are you a bad girl, then?

-Some might say so.

0:28:540:28:58

Why Nicola?

0:28:580:29:00

Although we all had a poor round, I think she was the poorest.

0:29:000:29:05

You've delighted us long enough. You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

0:29:050:29:09

I'm quite pleased with my performance.

0:29:160:29:19

After the first round, you think, "Phew!"

0:29:190:29:22

Anne might be off next. She had some long pauses there.

0:29:220:29:26

So I think it might be Anne.

0:29:260:29:29

Round Six, team. You've won £1,400 out of a possible £5,000.

0:29:300:29:35

Four left. Ten seconds off your time.

0:29:350:29:38

We start with the strongest link - Anne.

0:29:380:29:41

Let's play The Weakest Link.

0:29:410:29:43

Start the clock.

0:29:440:29:46

What B is the diagnostic examination of a living tissue sample from the body?

0:29:460:29:52

Biopsy.

0:29:520:29:54

In which sport did Bernard Hopkins defeat Felix Trinidad in a unification match in 2001?

0:29:540:30:01

Boxing.

0:30:010:30:03

In 1988, which former TV newsreader began presenting Desert Island Discs on Radio 4?

0:30:030:30:09

-Baker.

-Sue Lawley.

0:30:090:30:12

In The Army Now was a UK hit single in 1986 for which rock group?

0:30:120:30:17

Status Quo.

0:30:170:30:19

The baobab is a tropical tree, from which continent?

0:30:190:30:23

-Africa.

-Chris.

-Bank.

0:30:230:30:25

Which TV and radio presenter wrote The Soldier's Return and A Son Of War?

0:30:250:30:30

-Don't know.

-Melvyn Bragg.

0:30:300:30:33

A state of privileged seclusion from the real world is an ivory what?

0:30:330:30:38

Tower.

0:30:380:30:40

In the TV series Rhubarb and Custard, which was the cat?

0:30:400:30:43

-Custard.

-Anne.

-Bank.

0:30:430:30:45

In which year did Britain and the US declare war on Japan?

0:30:450:30:50

-1940.

-No, 1941.

0:30:500:30:53

For which political party was TV presenter Brian Walden an MP?

0:30:530:30:58

-Labour.

-Who was the Greek god of forests and flocks?

0:30:580:31:02

-Diana.

-Pan.

0:31:040:31:06

Which London-born singer had a UK hit single in 1982 with A Winter's Tale?

0:31:060:31:12

-David Essex.

-Anne.

-Bank.

0:31:120:31:14

Of which queen was Robert Dudley a court favourite?

0:31:140:31:18

Elizabeth I.

0:31:180:31:20

Which Hong Kong born actor was in Shanghai Noon and Rumble In The Bronx?

0:31:200:31:26

-Sean Penn.

-Jackie Chan. Which British tennis player was the first husband

0:31:260:31:31

of US tennis star Chris Evert?

0:31:310:31:34

John Lloyd.

0:31:340:31:35

Which TV family lived at 518 Crestview Drive, after they struck oil?

0:31:350:31:40

-The Beverly Hillbillies.

-Anne.

-Bank.

0:31:400:31:43

How many feet are there in five yards?

0:31:430:31:46

Fifteen.

0:31:460:31:47

In the title of Douglas Adams' novel,

0:31:470:31:50

what establishment was at the end of the universe?

0:31:500:31:54

Don't know.

0:31:540:31:55

Time's up.

0:31:590:32:02

£170 you put in the kitty. But who's been hovering around too long?

0:32:020:32:07

Who's a leek short of a vegetable rack? Who's sent the flock to sleep?

0:32:070:32:12

Who is less than dramatic? Time to vote off the weakest link.

0:32:120:32:17

Malcolm is the strongest link. He was the only one to answer his questions correctly.

0:32:200:32:26

The weakest in this round is Chris. But who will lose out in the vote?

0:32:260:32:31

Voting over. Time to reveal who you think is the weakest link.

0:32:320:32:36

Anne, why Chris?

0:32:470:32:49

I think he's feeling the pressure

0:32:490:32:52

-and he tried to vote me off before.

-Cerianne.

0:32:520:32:55

-Why Chris?

-He was unfortunate with his questions.

0:32:550:32:59

I think he had some stinkers there.

0:32:590:33:02

-But between us, he was the worst player.

-He was indeed the weakest link.

0:33:020:33:08

Time to fly away, Chris. With two votes, you are the weakest link. Goodbye.

0:33:080:33:13

You always think you can do better than anyone else

0:33:210:33:25

but it's more difficult than people think.

0:33:250:33:28

I think Cerianne will be voted off next. The other two have a much better general knowledge.

0:33:280:33:35

Round Seven.

0:33:370:33:39

Out of a possible £6,000, you've won £1,570.

0:33:390:33:44

There are three of you left.

0:33:440:33:46

Cerianne, the sales assistant from Swansea;

0:33:460:33:50

Malcolm, the vicar; and Anne, never written a script but teaches scriptwriting.

0:33:500:33:56

Ten seconds off the time. Malcolm was the strongest link. Let's play The Weakest Link.

0:33:560:34:02

Start the clock.

0:34:040:34:06

For what does the N stand in CND?

0:34:060:34:09

Nuclear.

0:34:090:34:10

Which former model had hit singles with Slave To The Rhythm and Pull Up To The Bumper?

0:34:100:34:17

-Don't know.

-Grace Jones.

0:34:170:34:19

In which decade was the cult British film comedy Withnail And I released?

0:34:190:34:25

-'80s.

-Malcolm.

-Bank.

0:34:250:34:27

In May 2001, which boxer defeated Michael Middleton in his first professional bout?

0:34:270:34:33

-Ambrose.

-Audley Harrison.

0:34:330:34:35

By what name and number is King Louis quinze known?

0:34:360:34:40

Fifteenth.

0:34:400:34:42

Which 1997 film features the characters Ellie Arroway, Palmer Joss and David Drumlin?

0:34:420:34:49

-Pass.

-Contact.

0:34:510:34:53

The ruins of which abbey, three miles west of Ripon,

0:34:530:34:57

are a world heritage site - Fountains or Rievaulx?

0:34:570:35:00

-Rievaulx.

-Fountains.

0:35:000:35:02

In which TV show did Will Smith play a teenager living with his Californian relatives?

0:35:020:35:09

-Roseanne.

-The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air.

0:35:100:35:14

Which club did former England manager, Kevin Keegan, join as manager in May 2001?

0:35:140:35:20

-Wimbledon.

-Manchester City.

0:35:210:35:24

In 1669, Sir Isaac Newton became a mathematics professor at which university?

0:35:240:35:30

-Oxford.

-Cambridge.

0:35:300:35:32

The Bolshoi is the ballet company of which country?

0:35:320:35:36

Russia.

0:35:360:35:37

In the comic, what is the name of the home town of Desperate Dan?

0:35:370:35:42

-Beef Town.

-Cactusville. In which English city is the hull of the Mary Rose?

0:35:420:35:48

-Portsmouth.

-Anne.

-Bank.

-What's the cube of ten?

0:35:480:35:51

-100.

-1,000.

0:35:530:35:55

With which country does Austria share its longest border?

0:35:550:35:59

-Germany. Bank.

-Sir Henry Wood founded which musical celebration?

0:35:590:36:05

-The Proms.

-The Proms is the correct answer

0:36:050:36:08

but you were out of time.

0:36:080:36:10

You banked £60.

0:36:100:36:13

In Round Eight you get the chance to treble what you bank, so there's £3,000 to be won.

0:36:130:36:19

The question is, who is your biggest rival?

0:36:190:36:23

That is who you should keep on the team if you want to raise the bank balance.

0:36:230:36:29

Time to vote off the weakest link.

0:36:290:36:31

At this crucial stage, Cerianne is the weakest link for the first time.

0:36:340:36:39

The statistics show that Malcolm is the strongest. But who will lose in the final vote?

0:36:390:36:45

Voting over. Time to reveal who you think is the weakest link.

0:36:460:36:51

-Anne, that's a mean choice.

-I think he's struggling.

0:37:010:37:05

-You don't think he was your biggest rival?

-Not at all.

0:37:050:37:09

Vote off the strongest link and you let yourself down.

0:37:090:37:13

I didn't realise. ANNE LAUGHS CYNICALLY

0:37:130:37:17

Cerianne.

0:37:170:37:19

-Don't like vicars?

-No. He's the best vicar I've ever met, I'll tell you that now.

0:37:190:37:25

-Not that I've met many, mind.

-What's wrong with him as a vicar?

0:37:250:37:29

-He's too smart.

-That's why you're voting him off?

-Definitely.

0:37:290:37:34

-It won't surprise you to know that you were the worst player.

-Not at all.

0:37:340:37:39

Malcolm...God went on his holidays. You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

0:37:390:37:44

When Cerianne and Anne revealed their boards, I wasn't surprised. I'd expected it.

0:37:510:37:57

It shows you human nature. So, very disappointing.

0:37:570:38:02

I think Cerianne will win. Anne is nervous. Now it's just two, she'll focus more.

0:38:020:38:07

Round Eight.

0:38:090:38:11

Out of £7,000 you could've won, you've got in the bank £1,630.

0:38:110:38:17

Cerianne and Anne, you have 90 seconds.

0:38:190:38:22

But whatever you win will be trebled and added to your total.

0:38:220:38:26

£3,000 is at stake. You voted off the strongest link from the last round.

0:38:260:38:31

Anne was the second strongest. Let's play The Weakest Link.

0:38:310:38:36

Start the clock.

0:38:370:38:40

Who succeeded Harold as King of England?

0:38:400:38:43

William I.

0:38:430:38:44

The Olivier, Lyttelton and Cottesloe make up which London theatre?

0:38:440:38:49

-The Globe.

-The National Theatre.

0:38:490:38:52

Which French word, used in English, means a first public performance?

0:38:520:38:57

Debut.

0:38:570:38:59

The 1940 collection of stories by Dylan Thomas

0:38:590:39:02

is called Portrait Of The Artist As A Young what?

0:39:020:39:06

-Moor.

-Dog.

0:39:060:39:09

In nature, walruses live chiefly in which ocean?

0:39:090:39:13

-The Arctic.

-Cerianne.

-Bank.

0:39:130:39:15

Which star of musical theatre was born Elaine Bickerstaff in 1948?

0:39:150:39:20

-Elaine Paige.

-Anne.

-Bank.

0:39:200:39:22

After which famous hill in Athens is the national rally of Greece named?

0:39:220:39:28

-Olympus.

-Acropolis.

0:39:280:39:30

The Scilly Isles are off the coast of which county?

0:39:300:39:33

-Cornwall.

-Anne.

-Bank.

0:39:340:39:36

In film, which Shakespearean actor directed a 2000 musical version of Love's Labour's Lost?

0:39:360:39:43

-Can't think.

-Kenneth Branagh.

0:39:470:39:49

Managing My Life is the autobiography of which football manager?

0:39:490:39:54

-Kevin Keegan.

-Alex Ferguson.

0:39:550:39:58

Which university, named after an engineer, is in Uxbridge?

0:39:580:40:02

Brunel.

0:40:020:40:03

-Bank.

-Which instrument is Stephane Grappelli famous for playing?

0:40:030:40:09

Violin.

0:40:090:40:11

Violin was the correct answer and you were in time.

0:40:130:40:17

You banked £80, which we'll treble and add to the winnings from previous rounds.

0:40:170:40:23

That's prize money of £1,870. Only one of you can win it,

0:40:230:40:27

so now you'll play against each other, head to head.

0:40:270:40:31

I'll ask alternate questions, best of five. Whoever answers correctly wins.

0:40:310:40:37

So, Cerianne and Anne, for £1,870, let's play The Weakest Link.

0:40:370:40:44

-Anne, as the strongest link, you choose who goes first.

-I'd like to.

0:40:470:40:52

Which hyphenated term meaning mistake or blunder comes from the French

0:40:540:41:00

and translates literally as false step?

0:41:000:41:04

-Faux-pas.

-That is the correct answer.

0:41:040:41:07

In nautical folklore, the grave of those drowned at sea

0:41:070:41:11

is traditionally known to sailors as whose locker?

0:41:110:41:15

-Davy Jones.

-That's the correct answer.

0:41:160:41:19

In geography, in which European capital city is the Prinsengracht canal found?

0:41:190:41:25

-Gothenburg.

-No, the correct answer is Amsterdam.

0:41:270:41:31

Cerianne, in food, what's the main flavouring in Pontefract cakes?

0:41:310:41:36

-Liquorice.

-That is the correct answer.

0:41:380:41:41

Anne, in literature, which 1722 novel by Daniel Defoe,

0:41:410:41:47

features a poor girl who gains wealth through her bawdy behaviour?

0:41:470:41:51

-Moll Flanders.

-That is correct.

0:41:570:42:01

Cerianne, in the 2000 film Traffic,

0:42:010:42:04

which actor played a newly-appointed drugs tsar?

0:42:040:42:08

Brad Pitt.

0:42:130:42:15

Michael Douglas is the correct answer.

0:42:150:42:18

Catherine of Braganza, the wife of Charles II,

0:42:180:42:22

was a princess from which European country?

0:42:220:42:26

-Spain.

-No, the correct answer is Portugal.

0:42:270:42:31

Which prize is traditionally awarded

0:42:310:42:34

for the fastest crossing of the Atlantic by sea?

0:42:340:42:38

-The Blue Riband.

-That is the correct answer.

0:42:410:42:44

Anne, you have to answer this question correctly

0:42:440:42:48

or Cerianne takes home the money. So, to stay in the game...

0:42:480:42:52

The first description of the relationship between the UK and the US as "special",

0:42:520:42:58

is attributed to which 20th century British prime minister?

0:42:580:43:03

-Margaret Thatcher.

-No - Winston Churchill.

0:43:030:43:06

That means, Cerianne, you are today's strongest link and you go away with £1,870.

0:43:110:43:19

Anne, you leave with nothing.

0:43:190:43:22

Join us again for The Weakest Link. Goodbye.

0:43:230:43:27

I was lucky to get the second set of questions.

0:43:280:43:31

I did not have a clue about Anne's questions.

0:43:310:43:34

To my staff, whoever wins the sweepstake

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on the number of questions I get - you're a worthy winner.

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To go home and say I'm not the weakest link is fantastic.

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I've been having nightmares that I was the weakest

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and that hasn't come true.

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