Doctor Who Special Weakest Link

Here are the nine celebrities preparing for today's show.

Only one of them can win up to £50,000 for a charity of their choice.

The others will leave with nothing

as one by one they're voted off as the weakest link.

-ANNE DROID:

-Welcome to a special edition

of the Weakest Link.

The nine people in the studio tonight

are used to battling intergalactic monsters.

-LAUGHTER

-I don't think so!

-I think we'll do that again.

-MUSIC STING

Welcome to a special edition of the Weakest Link.

APPLAUSE

The nine people in the studio tonight

are all used to battling intergalactic monsters.

None of them have ever met their match...

-until now.

-LAUGHTER

Anyway. They could win up to £50,000 for charity,

but if they want that prize money, they'll have to work as a team.

But eight of them will leave with nothing,

as round by round we lose the player voted the weakest link.

Let's meet the team.

Hi, I'm John Barrowman. I play Captain Jack on Doctor Who

and currently I'm fighting other aliens and monsters in Torchwood.

Yeah!

Hi, I'm Noel Clarke. I play the ultimately heroic,

surprisingly dashing and amazingly handsome Mickey Smith.

Hi. I'm Tracy-Ann Oberman and I play the tough-talking Yvonne Hartman,

head of the Torchwood Institute.

Hello, I'm David. I'm 925 years old,

and I come from Gallifrey.

Hi. I'm Andrew Hayden-Smith and I battled the Cybermen

as Jake Simmonds.

Hello, I'm Camille Coduri,

and I play Rose Tyler's mum, Jackie.

Hello. I'm Nick Briggs, and I'm the voice of the DALEKS and Cybermen.

Hi, I'm Claire Rushbrook and I played the scientist Ida Scott.

And I am K9,

the Doctor's faithful friend.

Now the rules. In each round,

the aim is to answer enough questions correctly

to reach your £5,000 target within the time limit.

The fastest way is to create a chain of nine correct answers.

Get your question wrong, and you break the chain

and lose all the money in that chain.

But if you say "Bank" before the question is asked,

the money is safe. However, you will start a new chain from scratch.

Remember, team.

At the end of the round, only money that's been banked

can be taken forward.

In Round 1, there are three minutes on the clock.

We'll start with the person whose name is first alphabetically.

That's you, Andrew. Let's play the Weakest Link.

The first question is for £100.

Start the clock.

Andrew, in astronomy, the Earth takes one year to orbit

which celestial body?

-The Sun.

-Correct. Camille. In relationships,

an instant attraction to another person

is usually known as love at first what?

-Sight.

-Correct. Nick. What E is the name of the language

in which I am speaking to you?

-English.

-Correct! Claire.

In the acting profession, it is often said

that one should never work with children or what?

-Animals.

-Correct. K9.

On treasure maps, which letter of the alphabet

traditionally marks the spot?

-X.

-Correct.

John. In sporting physiques,

who normally weighs more - a jockey or a sumo wrestler?

-A sumo wrestler.

-Correct. Noel.

Because of a faulty circuit,

the Doctor's Tardis is usually stuck in the form of a telephone box

previously used by which of the emergency services?

-The police.

-Correct. Tracy-Ann.

In maths, what is 10 + 50?

-60.

-Correct.

David, when the Cybermen were revived in 2006,

what was their battle cry - "Control", "Alt", or "Delete"?

-Delete.

-Correct.

-Andrew.

-Bank.

DAVID: Come on, team!

APPLAUSE AND CHEERS

OK. You've reached and banked your £5,000 target.

That money will go to the next round, but one of you will not.

Remember you'll have ten seconds less.

Which Dalek's got a wonky wheel?

Who couldn't find their way out of a 1960s police box?

It's time to vote off the weakest link.

In an impressive first round, Andrew is the strongest link.

Statistically, Camille is the weakest link.

But will the other players realise this?

Voting over. It's time to reveal who you think is the weakest link.

K9.

K9.

K9.

K9.

K9.

K9.

K9.

-K9.

-AUDIENCE: Awww!

-What's up, doc?

-Oh, listen, it's scary enough. Don't expect me to improvise.

-So you're actually Scottish, aren't you?

-I'm actually Scottish, yes.

Did your accent go through a gateway into another galaxy?

-It often does.

-Was it your idea to be sexy in the show?

LAUGHTER

I was taking my cue from you, Anne.

Can you remember how K9 introduced himself?

-Er...

-Let me remind you.

-K9?

-Mistress?

-Did you call me "Mistress"?

-Affirmative.

You caught on fast.

How did you introduce yourself at the start?

As the Doctor's faithful friend, Mistress.

Don't make it any harder, mate.

You're the only one I don't have to look in the eye.

-He saved your life.

-I helped him out a couple of times too.

-Why are you getting rid of him?

-He's the only one I don't have to look in the eye.

I know that's cowardly.

-So, Noel.

-Yes, babe.

LAUGHTER

As Mickey, Rose is your girlfriend?

Rose is kind of my on-off girlfriend,

but the moment I knew I was coming here, she was out the door, mate.

Cos I'm thinking that, you know,

-me and you, we could have kids.

-That would be after...

-Chocolate orange.

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

Don't put me off my stride, Noel.

I haven't even got into my stride.

So Rose is your girlfriend until he comes along.

-Yeah.

-How did that work?

Cos you're really better looking than he is, aren't you?

Well, different strokes for different folks.

I happen to think David is equally good-looking to me.

-K9 saved your life as well.

-I don't really think he did.

Why are you getting rid of him?

Because a lot of people have labelled me the tin dog.

I was actually annoyed, cos he's the real tin dog, so he can...

tin away.

I'm so sorry, K9.

Sacrifice is necessary, Mistress.

AUDIENCE: Awww!

-You are the weakest link.

-Affirmative, Mistress.

Goodbye.

APPLAUSE

The Walk of Shame was a necessary concomitant of my sacrifice.

However, my tail is not between my legs.

This was victory in defeat.

I am still fully functional.

Still able to assist Doctor Master.

Round 2, you have £5,000.

We are now taking ten seconds off your time.

We'll start with the strongest link in the last round - that's Andrew.

Let's play the Weakest Link.

Start the clock. Andrew,

on a standard clock face,

the hands rotate in which direction, clockwise or anticlockwise?

-Clockwise.

-Correct. Camille. In the traditional children's party game,

blindfolded players have to pin which body part onto a donkey?

-A tail.

-Correct. Nick. Tracy-Ann Oberman

was called "the nation's most popular murderess"

after her character Chrissie Watts killed which Eastenders villain?

-Dirty Den.

-Correct. Claire.

In language, what H is both a term of endearment

and a sweet substance produced by bees?

-Honey.

-Correct.

-Bank.

-John. In geography,

Italy is a country in the southern part of which continent?

-Europe.

-Correct. Noel. In art,

what O is the name of a colour of the rainbow?

-Orange.

-Correct. Tracy-Ann. In gadgetry, the electronic device

used by the Doctor to open locks, repair equipment

and intercept signals is called a Sonic what?

-Screwdriver.

-Correct. David. In music, a carol is a song or hymn

that is most often associated with which Christian festival?

-Christmas.

-Correct. Andrew.

-Bank.

-In cartoons,

which large grey land mammals are frequently portrayed

as being afraid of mice?

-Elephants.

-Correct. Camille. In TV, Ant and Dec,

Donna Air and Andrew Hayden-Smith

have all appeared in which long-running children's drama?

-Pass!

-Byker Grove.

Nick, in the popular drink called a gin and tonic,

which of the named ingredients contains alcohol?

-Gin.

-Correct. Claire. In entertainment,

what J precedes Sparrow and Harkness

to give the full names of two on-screen captains?

-Jack.

-Correct. John.

Unlike a human, who has one,

and an octopus, which has three,

the character called the Doctor has how many hearts?

-Two.

-Correct. Noel.

-Bank.

-After the former Spice Girl

with the surname Adams married a famous footballer in 1999,

she became known as Victoria who?

-Beckham.

-Correct. Tracy-Ann. In the Gregorian calendar,

the year 2345 is in which century?

-Don't... Pass!

-24th.

David. In a disparaging reference,

which aspiring conquerors of the universe

have been described as resembling pepper pots on wheels?

-The Daleks.

-Correct. Andrew. In chemistry, the temperature

at which a liquid changes into a vapour is called its boiling what?

-Point?

-Correct. Camille.

In pets, when a canine has behaved well,

it is customary to say what - bad wolf or good doggie?

-Good doggie.

-Correct.

-Nick.

-Bank.

-In cinema, Claire Rushbrook's first big role

was playing a moody teenager in the 1996 Mike Leigh film

titled Secrets And... what?

-Lies.

-Correct. Claire.

-Bank.

-END-OF-ROUND JINGLE

Time's up, your bank was in time, your answer was correct,

and you banked £3,100.

Don't clap because you had a chain of nine correct answers,

so you could have reached £5,000.

Who thinks Gallifrey is where Jesus fed the five thousand?

Who thinks a Whovian is made by Dyson?

It's time to vote off the weakest link.

For the second round in a row, Andrew is the strongest link.

The weakest link is Tracy-Ann.

But will the votes reflect the statistics?

Voting over. It's time to reveal who you think is the weakest link.

Tracy-Ann.

Tracy-Ann.

Camille.

Tracy-Ann.

Camille.

Nick.

Tracy-Ann.

Tracy-Ann.

So, John, does Jack like men or women?

Jack likes a bit of both. He's a modern kind of guy.

Anything with a postcode. LAUGHTER

I actually wouldn't mind joining you and Noel afterwards...

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE If that's OK, Mistress.

Of course, we know you for many other things.

-The golden boy of musicals.

-Yes.

-Are we going to hear a little of your voice?

-I will do anything for you, Mistress.

How about the Doctor Who theme tune?

Yeah, I'll sing that for you if you want.

# Ooo-eee-ooo

-# Eee-ooo

-Da-da-da-da da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

-# Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo

-Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

-# Ooooo-ooo

-Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

CONTESTANTS AND AUDIENCE CLAP IN RHYTHM

-# Ooo-ooo ooo-ooo

-Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da... #

APPLAUSE AND CHEERS

-Tracy-Ann, the former head of Torchwood.

-Yes.

-You're leading Torchwood now.

-Correct.

-Why are you getting rid of her?

-Partially because she got the question wrong,

-but also I have to go back...

-She led it better.

-I have to go back to the whole Torchwood thing...

-She didn't lead it better.

-She didn't lead it better.

-You lead it better.

-I lead it much better.

-Nick.

-Hello.

-Remind me what you do in Doctor Who.

A BIT OF THIS.

Is that it?

I'VE ACCIDENTALLY TURNED MY SCREEN OFF.

LAUGHTER

IT'S OK, FUNCTION HAS BEEN RESTORED.

How do you feel about being responsible for terrifying children throughout the country?

-I think it's very healthy.

-Why Tracy-Ann?

-Well, I'm quite annoyed that...

-Do it in your voice!

I LIKE CAMILLE.

AND I DID AN EENY-MEENY-MINY-MO BETWEEN HER AND TRACY-ANN.

-Tracy-Ann.

-Yes, Anne.

-Can you pinpoint the exact moment

when your brain turned to mush?

About 12 weeks ago, when I gave birth to my baby.

As she came out, they obviously took my brain.

Is it Tracy-Ann Cyberman?

Yes.

Tracy-Ann, you are the weakest link. Goodbye.

APPLAUSE

I need to go back to the drawing board

and look up about the Gregorian calendar.

I heard the word Gregorian, and assumed the next word would be chant.

I feel a bit of a fool.

I think I based Yvonne Hartman on Anne Robinson.

Sort of no-nonsense...

Anne would be turned into a Cyberman.

Maybe Anne already is a Cyberman.

Round 3, and you have £8,100.

Another ten seconds coming off the time.

We'll start with the strongest link from the last round - that's Andrew.

Let's play the Weakest Link.

Start the clock.

Andrew, in cookery, what B is the usual name

given to the part of a chicken or turkey that provides the white meat?

-Breast.

-Correct. Camille. In gardening,

hand, rotary, cylinder and hover are all types of which machine?

-Could you repeat the question, please?

-In gardening,

hand, rotary, cylinder and hover

are all types of which machine?

Spade. LAUGHTER

-Lawnmower.

-Oh!

-Nick, in sport...

-I knew that!

-Be quiet.

..which American golfer won his 12th major title

at the 2006 US PGA championship

at the Medina club in Chicago?

-DALEKS DO NOT LIKE SPORT.

-Tiger Woods.

Claire, in language, which word for the cry of a duck

is also a slang term for a fraudulent doctor?

-Quack.

-Correct. John.

In technology, canning, freeze-drying and pickling

are three methods commonly used to preserve what -

food items or skin tone?

-Food items.

-Correct. Noel. In pop music,

what is the title of the 1998 UK number one single by Billie Piper

that asked in the lyrics "Why you gotta play that song so loud?"

-Cos We Want To.

-Correct. David. In TV, the science fiction series

first shown in 1989 featuring the time-travelling character

Dr Sam Beckett was called Quantum what?

-Leap.

-Correct. Andrew.

-Bank.

-In human anatomy,

which word for the stomach goes before button

in an alliterative term for the navel?

-Belly.

-Correct. Camille. In religion,

according to the Authorised version of the Bible,

Jacob made his son Joseph a coat of many what?

-Colours.

-Correct. Nick. In Doctor Who,

the home planet of the Time Lords is called what -

Gallifrey or Garibaldi?

-Gallifrey.

-Correct. Claire.

In horror films, in 1931, the same year that Boris Karloff

starred as the monster in Frankenstein,

Bela Lugosi played which screen vampire?

-Dracula.

-Correct. John.

-Bank.

The name of which basic foodstuff is an anagram of the word "beard"?

-Pass.

-Bread. Noel.

In maths, what is 258 - 158?

-100.

-Correct. David.

Which letter of the alphabet appears in the word "dangle"

but not in the word "gland"?

-E.

-Correct. Andrew. David Tennant's real-life landlady

-in the 1990s...?

-END-OF-ROUND JINGLE

Time's up. I can't complete the question.

And you only banked £2,000.

Who hides behind the sofa when Mastermind comes on?

It's time to vote off the weakest link.

The statistics reveal that Camille is the weakest link.

Andrew remains the strongest link.

But who will the team want off?

Voting over. It's time to reveal who you think is the weakest link.

Camille.

Andrew.

Nick.

Nick.

Nick.

Camille.

Camille.

We have a tie, team.

Camille and Nick, two votes each.

-Camille.

-Yes.

-In Doctor Who,

you play a desperate, middle-aged slapper.

LAUGHTER

Why do you think they chose you for the job?

Er...

Probably because...

Yes. Yes. No.

Yeah, no... I think the audition went really well!

LAUGHTER

Tell me, Camille, in real life, do you live in a high rise?

-No.

-I wondered, because you've not heard of a lawnmower.

I don't garden. I'm sorry.

I know, I'm rubbish. I'm sorry.

Why are you getting rid of Nick?

I honestly thought that everyone was going to go for me,

-so I thought Nick would be safe.

-Not very convincing.

-So, Nick, you've never heard of Tiger Woods?

-Vaguely.

-Do Daleks not play golf?

-They don't, no.

Why would they? They're covered in their own balls.

-LAUGHTER

-Sorry.

Tell me why Camille, in your Dalek voice.

BECAUSE HER BLOCK OF FLATS IS TOO HIGH FOR US TO GET HER.

When the vote's tied, the strongest link

has to cast the deciding vote.

And the strongest link was Andrew.

Andrew, in Doctor Who, is your character from Planet Hair Gel?

No.

Why did you vote for Nick?

-I voted for Camille last time so I thought I'd give her a break, and he got a question wrong.

-OK.

Well, you have a choice now between Nick,

or Camille who couldn't remember you were in Byker Grove.

-She did know, though, didn't you?

-I did, I did know it.

-It just didn't come out.

-That's been quite a problem all the way along.

OK. Are you sticking with Nick?

Yeah, I'll stick with the same answer. Sorry, mate.

-Nick, you are the weakest link.

-GOODBYE.

-Goodbye.

APPLAUSE

I've got a funny feeling it will be Camille next.

She has an air of defeat about her.

She sort of keeps going "Oh, God, no."

So, yeah, probably Camille.

Round 4, and you have £10,100. Another ten seconds off the time.

We'll start with the strongest link from the last round - that's Andrew.

Let's play the Weakest Link.

Start the clock.

Andrew, the expression related to culinary technology

that means to make rapid progress is cooking with what - gas or wind?

-Gas.

-Correct. Camille. In pop music,

the lyrics "And through it all, she offers me protection,

"a lot of love and affection,"

are from which UK hit single by Robbie Williams?

SHE SINGS UNDER HER BREATH

-Er...Angels!

-Correct!

Claire, the 1990 film comedy starring Eric Idle

as a former gangster and Camille Coduri as his girlfriend

is entitled Nuns On The... what?

-Run.

-Correct. John. In quotations, which artist said in 1968

that in the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes?

-Andy Warhol.

-Correct. Noel. In science, if the abbreviation

for the name of an element is called a chemical symbol,

the equivalent term for a compound is a chemical what?

-Pass.

-Formula. David. Which TV drama series

about a group of British builders working abroad

featured Noel Clarke as the son of one of the original characters?

-Auf Wiedersehen, Pet.

-Correct.

-Bank.

-Andrew, in language,

what A is an 11-letter word expressing agreement

that can also be used as a substitute for the answer "Yes"?

-Sorry, can you repeat that?

-In language,

what A is an 11-letter word expressing agreement

that can also be used as a substitute for the answer "Yes"?

-Pass.

-Affirmative!

-Oh.

Camille, in fashion retail,

a store employee who works with individual customers

to help them choose clothes is known as a what shopper?

-Personal.

-Correct. Claire. In Doctor Who, Simon Pegg played the editor

who was in charge of an orbital news station called what -

Satellite 5 or Babylon 5?

-Babylon 5.

-Satellite 5.

John, which adventurer, librarian and spy

born in Venice in 1725 claimed in his autobiography

to have slept with 122 women?

-Casanova.

-Correct. Noel.

-Bank.

In a phrase referring to a person who is a corrupting influence

among good people, which fruit is described as rotten?

-Apple.

-Correct. David.

In human development, it is normal during childhood

for which 20 items which grow in the head

to loosen and gradually fall out?

-Teeth.

-Correct. Andrew.

-Bank.

-In electronics,

the device used by Nick Briggs to convey the voice of the Daleks

is called a ring what?

WHISPER > Modulator.

-Did you help him?

-DAVID:

-No!

-LAUGHTER

-I'm deaf in my right ear.

-Are you pretending you helped him?

Time's up.

And you won a pathetic £450.

Whose fault was that?

Who's got time and space between their ears?

It's time to vote off the weakest link.

According to the statistics, the strongest link is John.

Claire is the weakest link.

But will the other players notice this when casting their votes?

Voting over. It's time to reveal who you think is the weakest link.

Claire.

Claire.

Noel.

Camille.

Claire.

Andrew.

-Now, Noel.

-Yes, babe.

As Mickey, you're meant to be mad about Rose.

-Yeah.

-But you bump into Andrew's character

and you disappear, don't you, off into the sunset with him.

No, it's not really like... See, we go to fight the Cybermen.

Because Mickey is very much like me.

-He's like...

-Dashingly handsome.

-Yeah. And for the women, like yourself. Real women.

Look how Doctor Jock's voted this time.

-I know.

-Could you explain that?

Well, you know, the Doctor and Mickey have a kind of tenuous relationship.

-It did get better with the Tenth Doctor, so I'm quite surprised by...

-I'm sorry!

-No, no, no-one's asking you.

-Oh, OK.

-Why Claire?

-Babylon 5?

I mean, that's a whole different show.

So John, why Claire?

Well, it kind of hurt me that she didn't know it was Satellite 5,

because that's kind of where Jack had his comeuppance with the Daleks

and...also where I came back to Earth from.

Claire, are you sure you were in Doctor Who?

I was, yeah. I came in for two episodes.

But I don't know everything about it!

-You don't know Babylon 5 from Satellite 5.

-I didn't.

-It was a complete guess.

-And as a result, Claire,

you are the weakest link. Goodbye.

APPLAUSE

It's a fair cop that I got voted off in that round,

because I could have done more homework about Doctor Who,

Torchwood, etc. And I didn't.

And yeah, it was an unlucky guess.

Round 5, and your total is £10,550.

Another ten seconds coming off the time.

We'll start with the strongest link from the last round - John.

Let's play the Weakest Link.

Start the clock.

John, what V is a four-letter word

meaning inordinately proud of one's appearance?

-Did you say V?

-What V is a four-letter word

meaning inordinately proud...?

-Vain.

-Correct. Noel. In sporting cliches,

a disappointed footballer is often said to be as sick as which bird?

-A parrot.

-Correct. David. In cities, what is the capital of Denmark?

-Bruges.

-Copenhagen.

Andrew. The title "Primate of All England"

refers to a high-ranking what - monkey or archbishop?

-Monkey.

-Archbishop.

-LAUGHTER

Camille. In motoring, what is the name of the gear

that causes a vehicle to move backwards?

-Reverse.

-Yes!

-Bank.

-John. In theatre,

the actress performing the principal female role

such as Maria in The Sound Of Music is known alliteratively

as a leading what?

-Leading lady.

-Correct. Noel. In the 1960s TV puppet series

Captain Scarlet, what I meaning unbreakable

was the word applied to the title character?

-Invincible.

-No, indestructible.

David, according to a saying

documented by the 16th-century writer John Heywood,

which celestial body is made of green cheese?

-The moon.

-Correct. Andrew. In stereotyping,

John Barrowman was turned down for the sitcom Will And Grace

because he was considered what - too gay or too straight?

-Too straight.

-Correct. Camille.

-Bank.

-In cinema, Tom Hanks was the star

and Ron Howard the director of which 2006 film

based on a best-selling novel by Dan Brown?

-Da Vinci Code.

-Correct. John. In food, what O is the word used

to describe products grown without the use

of artificial fertilizers and pesticides?

-Organic.

-Correct. Noel.

-Bank.

-In human beings, the adjective "virile"

relates to the characteristics of which sex?

-Male.

-Correct. David. The hyphenated term meaning apprehension

or nervousness first used by an American cartoonist

in the 1920s is heebie what?

-Jeebie.

-Correct. Andrew.

-Bank.

In idioms, which of these is a common phrase

meaning the genuine article - Sylvester McCoy or the real McCoy?

-The real McCoy.

-Correct. Camille. In Peter Pan by JM Barrie,

which animal has swallowed a clock?

-Alligator.

-A crocodile. John.

In TV, Anthony Head, who played a bat-like alien headmaster

-in Doctor Who, starred in...?

-END-OF-ROUND JINGLE

Time's up, I can't complete the question.

And you put in the kitty a very disappointing £850.

Who's the Time Lord and who's the time waster?

It's time to vote off the weakest link.

The strongest link statistically is John.

David is the weakest link.

But whose game is over?

Voting over. It's time to reveal who you think is the weakest link.

Andrew.

Andrew.

Andrew.

Noel.

Andrew.

-So, David.

-Yeah.

-Does the Doctor not travel in Northern Europe?

He tends to stick to London mostly, if I'm honest.

I'm so humiliated I said Bruges. I'm never going to live that down, am I?

Do you think Andrew was the worst player?

Er...I think there was a bunch of us all got one question wrong.

Andrew's been a very strong player.

I know. I have to confess, it's kind of coming down to the family now, really, I'm afraid.

If it wasn't Andrew, who do you think was the worst player?

-Me?

-That's correct.

I only got one wrong!

Camille, you're not doing much for the reputation of blondes, are you?

I'm awful.

I'm sorry. Tonight, I'm really awful.

-I'm brilliant at home!

-Why are you getting rid of Andrew?

I think he'd like a break. A little drink.

Andrew, you weren't the worst player,

because you actually banked £250.

But it's votes that count.

Andrew, you are the weakest link. Goodbye.

APPLAUSE

I was terrified when I came face to face with Anne Robinson.

She's pretty intimidating in the flesh -

the Cybermen have got nothing on her.

Round 6, and you're up to £11,400. Another ten seconds off the time.

We'll start with the strongest link from the last round - that's John.

Let's play the Weakest Link.

Start the clock.

John, in the dining room, which of the three standard items of cutlery

consists essentially of a handle and a bowl?

-Spoon.

-Correct. Noel.

In science, what T precedes "imaging" to give a two-word term

for the detection of an object based on its temperature?

-Thermal.

-Correct. David. In maths, what is 21 + 43?

-64.

-Correct. Camille.

-Bank.

According to legend, the only way to kill a werewolf

is with a bullet made of what?

-Silver.

-Correct. John. In theatre programmes,

the names of the cast are often listed in order of their what -

appearance or height?

-Appearance.

-Correct. Noel. Someone who is seen as very important,

but only within a limited sphere, is a big fish in a small what?

-Pond.

-Correct. David. The 1987 novelty song by The Firm

that includes the line "It's life, Jim, but not as we know it",

was a parody of which cult TV series?

-Star Trek.

-Correct. Camille.

-Bank.

-In jewellery,

where it is grown under controlled natural conditions in the sea,

which gem is described as cultured?

-Pearl.

-Correct. John. In definitions a person performing a volte-face

goes through a complete change of what - opinion or clothes?

-Opinion.

-Correct. Noel. In psychic research,

the letters ESP stand for extra-sensory what?

-Perception.

-Correct.

-Bank.

-David.

In a 2006 episode entitled Tooth And Claw,

the Doctor meets which British monarch,

who becomes the founder of the Torchwood Institute?

-Queen Victoria.

-Correct. Camille.

In media, the major national newspaper called Die Zeit

is published in which European country?

-Germany.

-Correct.

-Bank.

-John. In astronomy,

what D is a word that can follow red, white and brown

to make the names of three different types of star?

-Pass.

-Dwarf. Noel. In the USA, the abbreviation for the state of Hawaii

spells which common two-letter word of greeting?

-Hi.

-Correct. David. In the early 1950s,

which actor spent six years in a monastic order

-before doing his national service?

-END-OF-ROUND JINGLE

Time's up.

I can't complete the question.

You banked £1,750.

You had a chain of twelve correct answers.

So yet again, you could have reached your target.

So, has Noel been taking the Mickey?

Does the Doctor need medical help?

Is John now out of tune?

Or is Camille just thick?

LAUGHTER Oh!

It's time to vote off the weakest link.

With the most right answers, Noel is statistically the strongest link.

John goes from being the strongest link in the last round

to the weakest in this. But who will survive the vote?

Voting over. It's time to reveal who you think is the weakest link.

Camille.

John.

Camille.

John.

Well, we have another tie, team.

John and Camille have two votes each.

-John.

-Yes.

-Why Camille?

Well, David said earlier we're keeping it all in the family,

well, the family's all here,

but we have to now start thinking about the charities.

So that's why...I just had to.

-Camille.

-Yes.

-Why John?

This is really boring, but I thought that John was going to be safe.

And also, he's so good!

-He's too good.

-LAUGHTER

Aww, and he's gorgeous!

OK, when the vote's tied, the strongest link has to cast the deciding vote.

And the strongest link is Noel.

-Why did you vote for John?

-He got the dwarf star question wrong,

and I think he was the only person who got one wrong.

You have a choice. You can stick with John,

or change to Camille.

I'm gonna stick with John. AUDIENCE GROANS

John WAS the worst player, the only one to get a question wrong.

Camille actually answered all her questions correctly

AND banked £750.

John, you are the weakest link. Goodbye.

APPLAUSE

CHEERS

Anne is something very different

from the aliens that we deal with in Torchwood.

What she has in common with the aliens, she's got attitude.

And Jack finds that sexy.

If Anne were ever to come on to Torchwood,

I think that Jack and Anne would create some waves.

Round 7, and you have £13,150.

Three of you left, another ten seconds coming off the time.

We'll start with the strongest link from the last round - Noel.

Let's play the Weakest Link.

Start the clock.

Noel, in art, what is the usual English name

for the colour that is known in French as rose?

-Red.

-Pink. David, in pop music, My Generation and Pinball Wizard

were UK hit singles in the 1960s for which rock group?

-The Who.

-Correct. Camille.

-Bank.

-What E means to destroy utterly

and is used by humans with reference to pests such as rats

and by Daleks about pests such as humans?

-Exterminate.

-Correct. Noel.

In which Olympic sport which is part of the modern pentathlon

are competitors warned to get ready for a bout with the words En Garde?

-Fencing.

-Correct. David. In the Austin Powers films,

the arch-enemy of the title character is called Dr What?

-Evil.

-Correct. Camille.

-Bank.

-In horse-racing,

the slang term pony is betting parlance for how many pounds?

-Pass.

-25. Noel. In a threat that is rarely carried out literally,

which parts of the body might a furious person say

he will have for garters?

-Guts.

-Correct. David. In circus equipment, what T

is the term for a horizontal bar hanging by two ropes

and free to swing?

-Trapeze.

-Correct. Camille.

Which word of religious origin precedes mackerel, smoke and cow

to make three exclamations of surprise?

-Holy.

-Correct. Noel.

-Bank.

-Which landmark is depicted

on the cover of the Pink Floyd album Animals

and in 2006 featured in Doctor Who

as the site of the Cyber-factory?

-Battersea Power Station.

-Correct. David.

In folklore, the strange light

that is said to lead travellers away from well-trodden paths

into treacherous bogs is called Will o' the what?

-Wisp.

-Correct. Camille. In biology, given the same volume,

which bodily tissue weighs more - muscle or fat?

-Muscle.

-Correct.

-Bank.

-Noel. In TV,

the phrase most associated with the third incarnation

-of the Doctor is "reverse..."?

-END-OF-ROUND JINGLE

Time's up, I can't complete the question.

You won £1,600.

Now, in Round 8, you get the chance to treble what you bank,

which means in the next round there is £15,000 to be won.

Before that, it's time to vote off the weakest link.

For the first time in the game, David is the strongest link.

Camille is statistically the weakest link.

But who will be taking the final Walk of Shame?

Voting over. It's time to reveal who you think is the weakest link.

David.

Noel.

David. AUDIENCE GASPS

Well, if I was David, I know where I'd put the sonic screwdriver.

LAUGHTER

Noel, did you think David was the worst player?

-No.

-Why are you getting rid of him?

I would never, ever have voted David,

but he voted me earlier, and it was really uncalled-for,

cos I wasn't the worst player, and so... Payback, man.

Camille, what's your excuse?

He voted for me earlier,

and I thought, "Oh, all right, I'll just do David."

-But you know I love you, don't you?

-Well...

It's too late. We've moved on.

David, I think you're gorgeous.

God bless you, Anne. The feeling's entirely mutual.

But you are the weakest link. Goodbye.

APPLAUSE AND CHEERS

I don't know that Anne

would be a successful companion for the Doctor.

I think Anne probably should be the Eleventh Doctor.

I think she's probably lined up already to take over when I leave.

Camille was determined she was going out in the first round, so it'll be funny if she's the eventual winner.

Round 8. You have £14,750.

Two of you left. In this round, there's 90 seconds,

but whatever you win will be trebled.

You've voted off the strongest link from the last round -

shame.

So we'll start with the second strongest - that's Noel.

Let's play the Weakest Link.

Start the clock.

Noel, in science, the alliterative name for an energy source

which is derived from the petrified remains of ancient organic matter

is fossil what?

-Pass.

-Fuel. Camille.

In France, what V is the name of the town south-west of Paris

which is famous for its 17th-century palace built for Louis XIV?

-Versailles.

-Correct. Noel.

In TV, although their acting styles are very different,

Gillian from the X-Files and Pamela from Baywatch share what surname?

-Anderson.

-Correct. Camille.

-Bank.

-In spelling,

according to the old joke, the word psychology and a swimming pool

are alike because in both of them you get a silent what?

-Pass.

-P. Noel. In Doctor Who,

the six words "Don't you think she looks tired"

bring down a government run by whom - Tony Blair or Harriet Jones?

-Harriet Jones.

-Correct. Camille. In fashion, what was the skirt

that was popularised by Mary Quant in 1965

when she made it several inches shorter?

-The mini.

-Correct. Noel.

-Bank.

-In common British birds,

the underparts of blue tits are which other primary colour?

-Sorry, say that again?

-In common British birds,

the underparts of blue tits

are which other primary colour?

-Blue!

-Yellow. Camille.

-Bank.

-In the novel Gulliver's Travels

by Jonathan Swift what L is the name of the land of the little people?

-Lilliput.

-Correct. Noel.

-Bank.

-In the TV series Mission Impossible

which words of encouragement always followed the line

"This tape will self-destruct in five seconds"?

-Pass.

-Good luck. Camille, in world...?

END-OF-ROUND JINGLE

OK, your time is up, and you won £600, which we will treble.

That means prize money tonight of £16,550

which only one of you can take away

so now, you'll play against each other, up to five questions each.

If there's a tie, we'll go for Sudden Death

until we have a winner.

Therefore, Noel and Camille, for £16,550,

let's play the Weakest Link.

Camille, as the strongest link in the last round,

-you have the choice of who goes first.

-I'll go first.

Camille, in which musical do two children write an advert

seeking a nanny who must have "a cheery disposition",

"no warts, play games, all sorts"?

-Mary Poppins.

-That is the correct answer.

Noel, in folklore, in most versions of the story of Robin Hood,

which king is on the English throne

although absent fighting in the Crusades?

-Richard.

-I'll accept. Richard, or Richard I.

Camille, in cinema, which word

derived from the Greek for "mother city"

links the setting for Superman

with a classic 1927 film by Fritz Lang?

-Metropolis.

-That is the correct answer. Noel.

The 1990s UK hit single entitled Paranoid Android, by Radiohead,

was named after a science fiction character created by which author?

-Pass.

-The correct answer is Douglas Adams.

Camille. Which Swedish scientist

is thought to have set up his international prize fund

after being disappointed at reading the contents

of his premature obituary?

-Albert Einstein.

-The correct answer is Alfred Nobel.

Noel, which three-word hyphenated expression

that suggests Continental naughtiness

is a literal French translation of the phrase "Oh, there, there"?

-Pass.

-The correct answer is ooh-la-la.

-Oh, right.

Camille. In a nuclear family, how many children are there

if the third-eldest child is also the second-youngest?

-Three.

-The correct answer is four.

Noel, in the 1977 film Star Wars,

what was the name of the spaceship

that according to its pilot made the Kessel Run

in less than 12 parsecs?

-The Millennium Falcon.

-That is the correct answer.

Camille, in astronomy, in the northern hemisphere,

the constellation named after which hero of classical mythology

is alternatively known as the Strong Man?

-Aries.

-The correct answer is Hercules.

Noel, according to a 2006 study by the Oxford English dictionary,

which four-letter word is the most commonly used noun

in the English language?

-Okay.

-The correct answer is "time".

After five questions each, your scores are tied.

Camille and Noel, let's play Sudden Death.

Camille, the ethical teachings of which Chinese philosopher

born in the 6th century BC

are often quoted in sayings as examples of wisdom?

-Confucius!

-That is the correct answer.

Noel, according to his creator Colin Dexter,

Inspector Morse had the first name Endeavour

because his father was an admirer of which explorer?

-Columbus.

-The correct answer is Captain Cook.

APPLAUSE

That means, Camille, you are tonight's strongest link

and you go away with £16,550.

What are you going to do with the money?

Half is going to Multiple Sclerosis,

and half is going to children that are carers.

APPLAUSE

Noel, you leave with nothing.

Join us again for the Weakest Link. Goodbye.

I didn't really mind losing in the final to Camille

because the money's all going to charity anyway,

and to be honest, I wanted to leave so I could get ready and prepare

for my date with Anne.

I can't believe I've won! I was pants in the beginning,

and I thought, "Oh, I'm so gone. I have to go."

And I just got into the zone, and really listened in the end.

It's amazing, isn't it? Can't believe it.

Subtitles by Carolyn Black Red Bee Media Ltd 2007.