Episode 2 Wedding Day Winners

You are invited to a real-life wedding.

-I do.

-I do.

I do.

And big days don't get any bigger than this.

This is your wedding day.

This is our wedding day.

CHEERING

Everyone ready?

We don't like to do things by halves, so this is perfect.

We've always wanted to do something different for our wedding.

We never could have pictured that it would've been like this.

My beautiful family and friends are here, as well.

How far would your friends and family go

to win you the wedding of your dreams?

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SHE SCREAMS

SHRIEKING

Wow!

Each week, two couples and their loved ones compete

-to win fabulous prizes.

-Quite slippy, Patrick!

Jump!

Get it!

It's a day filled with love...

Little man, you're so cute.

-This is first prize.

-You are fabulous.

..and surprises.

I've never seen anything like it before in my life.

I am going to cry.

I always cry at weddings and that really did bring a tear to my eye.

Every week, two couples go head-to-head

for a luxury honeymoon.

SCREAMING

And the winning couple will say their fairy-tale I dos

in front of the nation.

This is Wedding Day Winners.

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-ANNOUNCER:

-Please be upstanding for Lorraine Kelly and Rob Beckett!

Hello!

MUSIC: Treasure by Bruno Mars

Welcome to Wedding Day Winners! It's one big day and one big competition.

It sure is. Hoping to win a luxury honeymoon,

welcome our first couple.

From Market Harborough, it's Tom and Chris.

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But they've got competition.

From Northern Ireland, it's Richard and Kelly.

Well, here to help with wedding gifts for Tom and Chris tonight,

it's their top table!

Chris's mum Tracey and sister Lisa.

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Groomspeople Amy and Chloe.

And best man and best woman

David and Faye, with Chris and Tom's dogs Lily and Penny.

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And they're up against Richard and Kelly's dream team.

Say hello to mother and father of the bride Anne and Bill.

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Mother and father of the groom - it's Verna and Gerald.

And it's Kelly's pal Stacey with the kids - Rhys and baby Harry.

That was a good entrance. We like that.

Now, Tom and Chris, most wedding guests,

they just kind of sit and watch, but your friends and family

are here to win prizes for you. They are.

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It just means everything to have them here with this, it really does.

-Especially the little doggies.

-Yeah.

-Oh! This, of course, is your wedding day.

-Yes.

-Yeah.

-How are you feeling?

We are both dead excited.

I know it's wedding day with a difference, that's for sure.

-It certainly is.

-Yeah, we'll remember this for years.

Richard and Kelly, this isn't a rehearsal.

It's your wedding day. What's going through your mind?

Oh, a million and one things at the minute, but we just cannot wait.

It's just going to be a great day.

Super excited. We can't believe they've all come this way,

-so we're going to repay them today, hopefully.

-So thankful.

It is going to be a fantastic time. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Well, Tom and Chris's party, are you ready?

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Richard and Kelly's guests, are you ready?

CHEERING

Everyone, ready?

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Do you know what? I think everybody is most definitely ready.

Yes, they are. Everyone's well up for winning their couples prizes

and taking part in the wedding day like no other.

Later, these two couples will go head-to-head

to win a luxury honeymoon and then the winners

will get married right here.

ALL CHEER

I know! So exciting. If that wasn't enough,

we're sorting out the reception, too.

I was up all night polishing my cutlery. I'm ready to go, Lorraine.

-Lorraine, do you want to get this party started?

-I do.

Get in, Lorraine. Here are our couples' love stories.

# How sweet it is to be loved by you... #

The one thing I love about Chris is he's so fun to be around -

he's got such an infectious personality

-and that's exactly why I fell in love with him.

-Aw!

Tom is loving, very caring and...

Yeah, he really just looks after you.

-Not to mention how attractive he is.

-Oh, and so attractive!

Chris and I have been together for eight years.

We live in a lovely village with our two dogs, Penny and Lily.

Penny, come here.

Chris and Tom's dogs are massively important to them -

they're like their children.

-We just love the countryside.

-Country bumpkins.

HE LAUGHS

Horse riding is definitely my biggest passion.

Yeah, over that one. Yes. Yep.

We're both so glad that Tom and Chris have found each other

because everyone needs that special person in their life

and they're just really happy.

Tom's got his horse riding...

-You all right?

-I love cooking.

I love taking pride in my home and socialising.

They are definitely soul mates.

I believe Tom will be with Christian forever.

# I'm your man... #

We've always wanted to do something different for our wedding.

We never could have pictured that it would've been like this.

It's great to have our friends and family taking part in the day.

We are going to be unstoppable.

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I'm so excited to give Tom and Christian the best day possible.

Been going to the gym, hitting it hard,

getting ready to do anything on the day to win those prizes.

We're a same-sex couple,

so it means a lot that we can can get married now.

It's nice that we can share our love like everybody else.

It's been a long time coming, hasn't it?

But we are really, really excited.

Richard just brings out the best in me.

He makes me a better person and I cannot wait to be his wife.

I couldn't live without Kelly. We're so well matched.

We're perfect for each other and she's the love of my life.

# We dream the same dreams... #

Myself and Kelly love rugby. We met at the rugby club.

And it was love at first sight.

We have pretty similar interests.

He is a male version of me and I'm a female version of him.

I'd say I would be the better player,

I'm more of the hard-hitting player

that Richard needs to brush up on his skills.

Come on, Kelly.

I was so happy for Kelly when she met Richard.

The two of them just have so much in common

that they really are meant for other.

Kelly and Richard would build their lives

around the three Fs -

fun, family and friends.

Before I had met Richard,

I had my son Rhys, and Richard took to Rhys like his own son

and they've been best friends ever since

and that means the absolute world to me.

High-five. Well done.

I feel like I'm the luckiest boy in the whole world.

They have been together for such a long time,

they're like, "Let's get married soon."

And I was like, "Oh, yes, I'm going to have a stepdad now!"

-Excited!

-Then Harry came along.

The wrecking ball...!

-Yay!

-Perfect family now.

Very, very happy home, I have to say.

# Waiting for a star to fall... #

Myself and Kelly are so competitive as a couple

that along with our friends and family,

it's going to be a brilliant day.

Kelly and Richard have been waiting a long time for this.

We hope we can help Richard and Kelly win big prizes.

We'll give it our best shot.

If we were going to get married,

-it was always going to be something pretty spectacular.

-Definitely.

-This is absolutely tip-of- the-iceberg stuff.

-Yeah, top-notch.

Being Irish, we will bring the luck of the Irish.

BOTH: Bring it on.

Well, there's a lot of support for our couples.

I think we're set for a brilliant night.

Well, I'm here on Richard and Kelly's top, top table.

I've got Stacey, you've been friends with Kelly for 20 years.

-Yeah.

-And how do you feel about seeing her

all dressed up for her big day?

She looks incredible. I can't wait to see later on.

-That's not even the main dress.

-I know!

It's a subsidiary dress, it looks incredible.

You were getting a bit emotional in the VT.

I'm such an emotional person!

You played rugby at an international level.

-Yeah.

-Your name is The Machine.

-Is that right?

-Yeah.

-How did you get that?

I just like to smash things.

Fair enough. We'll chat later!

Stacey. Gerald's here, you're Richard's dad.

-That's right.

-Father of the groom. Are you excited about seeing

-your boy getting married today? What are you feeling?

-It's very exciting.

They're both looking lovely up there.

-Did you ever think it would be on telly?

-No, never!

I think this is the first and the last experience!

Exactly, your TV licence has gone a long way, hasn't it?

Exciting. And obviously we've got Verna here, your wife,

we've got Anne and Bill. Kelly's parents.

We will chat to you later. Rhys is here.

-Hello, Rhys.

-Hi.

-How's it going?

-You well?

-Yep.

-You're looking very smart, Rhys.

Do you normally wear this smart outfit?

This is my first wedding I've ever been to.

Really? You look great.

I'm sure they are very proud.

-Very proud, aren't you?

-A round of applause for Rhys, everyone.

Right, I'm going to head over now to Chris and Tom's top table.

Hello! That's a bit lively.

I feel like Paul O'Grady.

We've got Tracey here, Chris's mum.

-Yes.

-Are you excited seeing your boy get married?

Yeah, my little angel.

-So, you're excited, Tracey.

-Yes, can't wait.

Are you competitive? Because, you know, it's like a whole rugby team.

-I shall do my best.

-And you are walking him down the aisle.

-Excited?

-Oh, it means everything to me...

-Amazing.

-..to be here today to walk him down the aisle.

Brilliant. And also your dogs.

-Yeah.

-Penny and Lily.

And they're mother and daughter.

-Yeah.

-They are, yeah.

-They do look alike, don't they?

To be fair. You can see the resemblance.

Hello! OK, well, we need to get started.

So, LK, what have we got?

Well, it's our first challenge.

It's Pop Your Cork.

Now, in this game, all of the wedding guests

are playing to win their couple a year's supply of champagne.

-AUDIENCE:

-Oooooh!

-I know.

And a fine dining cruise down the River Seine

in the city of love, Paris.

-Oh, nice!

-To win it, you have to pop the corks

on these bottles by bouncing up and down on your seats.

Your seats are fitted with pressure pads so the more you bounce,

the more those bottles fill up and the first to pop their cork wins.

Lorraine, I doubt someone so highly respected as you

-could possibly show us how to do this?

-Well, allow me to demonstrate.

-BOING! BOING!

-Lorraine! Lorraine!

What are you doing?!

Lorraine!

I can see my house, Lorraine. Lorraine!

Lorraine... I feel like bait.

Come on down.

That's degrading.

Yay!

Lorraine...

-I feel so vulnerable.

-It's the power of the bounce, isn't it?

Yeah, you've got... A weapon you've got there, Lorraine.

-I know.

-Be careful with it.

-Now, look, Tom and Chris,

who's your secret weapon in this game, do you think?

My brother and best man, Wayne,

because he also does horse riding and show jumping with me so...

So he's got already, he has the bouncing.

Yeah, he's got the rhythm.

-We hope.

-We hope.

-OK.

Richard and Kelly, obviously you've got a lot of rugby players in there.

Who has got the thighs of steel to help you out?

I can rely on all the rugby boys but especially big hunka chunka

-down there.

-Big hunka chunka!

Right.

OK. Let's play Pop Your Cork.

Three, two, one, bounce!

Right, Lorraine, I'm going in.

-Come on!

-If I don't come back, tell my family I love them.

Bounce, bounce, bounce!

Stacey, how's it going?

I don't know where to look, Stace.

-I'm going for it.

-She's going for it.

-How's it going, Gerald?

-Oh, it's hard work.

-It is hard work.

Come on!

Chunka! How's it going, chunks?

It's going well.

Go, chunks. We're dominating it, mate.

You look like you're enjoying it. Having fun?

-Oh, it's great.

-He's loving it.

-Keep going, keep going.

-Come on.

-Come on, guys!

Penny, Lily, are you going to bounce?

-Jo, they're not bouncing with you.

-Come on!

-They've gone.

Rugby team, you're behind.

You've got to up your game.

-Come on, guys!

-Come on.

-Tom and Chris still in the lead,

there's not much in it. Keep bouncing, keep bouncing.

-Come on, come on.

-Keep going, mate!

-Oh, mate, I'm done.

-Keep going, keep going, keep going!

-Tracey, are you enjoying it?

-Oh, yes.

-Come on, guys!

-Come on!

Whoohoo!

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Wow!

The cork is well and truly popped.

We have a winner.

I did not realise how hard that was.

Tom and Chris, congratulations.

Congratulations. And to your fantastic guests!

-Well done, guys!

-Wow!

-Come on, guys, you did it.

Respect to the girls at the front.

There was some serious boobie bouncing going on there!

You had to hold and hold!

Fantastic, guys. Well, well done.

And, of course, they have won you a year's supply of champagne and...

a romantic cruise in Paris - congratulations.

Absolutely brilliant.

Do you know what, you two? There wasn't that much in it.

But I was expecting more from the rugby guys.

Oh, I think they tired out too soon.

But it's really early days, there's still loads to play for.

-Of course!

-Loads and loads of prizes are up for grabs.

And I think all of you did absolutely brilliantly.

-Yeah.

-Really, really good.

Well done.

Let's move round this way. We've got a few people.

-You're very smart, mate. Look at this.

-Thank you.

-You look like you'd be friends with Sherlock Holmes.

-No, no!

-Nice to see you. Chunka, what happened?

-Oh, I don't know.

I think I'm getting too old for that kind of fitness.

If I was wearing a Fitbit it would've blew up.

Well done, Chunka, good effort.

There's loads more games and prizes to be won.

Don't worry. A round of applause, everyone, well done.

But the biggest prize of all tonight

is our couples will be leaving happily married.

And if you want to know about love and marriage,

who better to ask than the proud parents of our happy couples?

We've been married for 38 long years.

-It has been a...

-Make it sound that long!

We lived in the same housing estate and we just were good friends

and he just asked me out one time and that's where it went from there.

I put on my James Bond look and I just swept her off her feet.

And I couldn't resist it.

Colin and I have been married for 17 years.

Three of the happiest years of my life!

She was noisy, in-your-face but wonderful.

She still is.

It was love at first sight, let's be honest.

That was pure cheese melt then, weren't it? Awww!

Well, of course, we are hosting two real-life weddings tonight

and people are getting hungry,

so form a disorderly queue and let's head to the buffet.

If you want something done properly, do it yourself.

What better way to save money than do your own wedding catering?

Here to bring on the finger food, please welcome our wedding caterers,

Tom and Chris...

Forwards, forwards, forwards, forwards.

..and Richard and Kelly.

Keep going, keep going, keep going.

No rush, it's not like you're getting married later.

Hello, you all right? Come in.

Tom, you can't see anything, can you?

-Nothing.

-No, not a thing.

OK. This game involves teamwork, so, you know,

who's the boss at home normally?

-Who's going to be leading this?

-Chris.

-You're the boss?

Oh, wow, I would've said Tom, but, yeah.

-You confident?

-Well, if it's anything like his directions

when we're driving, I get worried.

And he's got boxing gloves on so be careful.

I know, that's my other worry.

Well, good luck.

Let's speak to Richard and Kelly.

-How's it going?

-Yeah, I've been better.

He looks like he's just come back from a stag do.

I think the right person is in the blindfold anyway, that's for sure.

You're an absolute unit, mate. You should wear that when you play rugby.

Do you reckon you've got the communication skills?

Oh, we've got it. He is well used to listening to me.

The aim of this game is to create the best wedding buffet spread.

-Do you like buffets?

-Love them.

-Love a buffet.

Right, to judge, please welcome tonight's head caterer,

Rosemary Shrager!

Here she comes.

Thank you, mate. Hello, Rosemary.

-Hello.

-Are you a big fan of a buffet?

-I love buffets.

-Yeah.

-I think they're absolutely fabulous things.

You can take what you want.

Yeah, I love any food that's been touched by 25 people.

It's lovely, innit?

A great buffet could not be better, especially when it looks wonderful.

This buffet looks nice. But there's no sausage rolls.

-You've got a trifle.

-You'd get arrested for that round my way.

-No sausage rolls.

-The perfect trifle.

-Come on.

-So, what do our couples have to do?

They're going to make a delicious egg mayonnaise sandwich.

-OK.

-And also I want them to make a trifle as well.

OK, so, basically stick the egg mayo in the bread.

-Exactly.

-And what do you want from the trifle?

What I want from the trifle is great layers, sponge, jelly, custard,

cream on the top, glace cherries and hundreds and thousands.

Trifle has got to have perfect layers.

It's really important.

If I don't see that, that's marks against you.

Brilliant, OK, right, assistants, you're going to be guiding.

Caterers, you must collect

and then prepare the food on the buffet table.

Just in case that's too easy,

the floor will also be spinning like a giant cheese wheel.

When the time is up, the team with the best buffet wins high tea

and an overnight stay at a world-class hotel.

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooooh!

Please put on your helmets and take your positions.

-Are you ready?

-Yes.

Let's get ready to buffet!

Here we go. Right.

Oooh! Oh, no!

Step off. Step off! Forwards.

-Oh, my... Oh!

-Stop, stop, stop.

-All right, here we go.

-Left, left, left!

You can stand next to him.

He's running alongside! Stand next to him.

There is an absolute battle for the egg mayo at the moment.

Turn around.

-OK.

-Step on, step up.

No, you're getting it... Oh, my!

-ROSEMARY SHRIEKS

-Oh, no!

Oh, no.

-Walk, walk, walk.

-Look at that!

-Walk, walk, walk.

-Come on, Christian, come on!

Tip in front of you.

-Here?

-Yeah. You can feel it.

-Walk, walk, walk.

-He's getting married later.

Hold it. Back a bit, back a bit, turn it right, right, right!

-There's the knife.

-Yeah.

-And spread it a bit.

-Absolute egg mayo masterpiece.

The size of his sandwich!

Back a bit. To the right. Put the knife down.

Bit of jelly now.

Guys, it's jelly. OK?

-Move to the left.

-So it's... Oh, my God.

Jelly to your left... Yeah, yeah.

-Come and collect this plate.

-I don't know where I am.

Come to me, come to me, come to me.

Right, now... Oh, Richard!

Oh, unlucky!

-Keep going.

-Towards me, forward.

-Keep going.

And again. Step right. Stay straight.

Oh, unlucky!

Rosemary, how do you think it's going?

I think it's absolute chaos.

Oh, absolute jelly tie-break.

Look at this!

Oh, yes, please. That's better than I do it at home.

OK, custard.

Good job we don't want any more kids.

Oh, no. Oh!

Absolute custard-a-geddon.

OK, now it's the cream, Richard.

Yeah, you're in the bowl, tip!

Keep going, you can do it. Come on.

Right, there we go. Now the sprinkles.

Sprinkles. And then a few cherries.

Grab those cherries, grab them.

So hard to win!

-GONG

-Stop!

That's it, time's up.

How have I got that more than you?

I can see!

-That's hilarious.

-That was ridiculous.

It was bonkers.

-Let's talk about the buffet tables.

-Yeah.

-What are you thinking?

Shall we have a look at Chris and Tom's?

Now, I must say, you've spread it all,

mostly, apart from the corners.

-Yeah.

-I want to look at this.

There's quite a lot of custard in there.

The jelly, it's up on this side, but it's quite level around this side.

-Exceptional.

-I won't go as far as to say that.

-Don't put words in Rosemary's mouth.

-No, don't put words in my mouth.

-Especially buffet.

-Here, they've got most of it

on the floor rather than inside the sandwich.

Yeah, not a lot of filling there. What about the trifle?

-We're getting there.

-OK.

-Quite a lot of jelly on the table.

-Yeah.

-What happened there?

-He didn't listen.

Very little custard.

-It's a half and half.

-But the cherries are not bad.

I'd argue there's only 97,000 hundreds and thousands in there.

So, Rosemary, who's delivered the best buffet for their guests?

Is it Tom and Chris, or is it Richard and Kelly?

The couple who've won...

..is Tom and Chris!

Yay! Tom and Chris, well done.

You've won a luxury high tea and a hotel stay.

Well done. Well done, mate. Well done.

But don't worry, Richard and Kelly,

there's a lot more games and prizes to be won and, as runners-up,

you get first dibs on the buffet, so tuck in, enjoy yourselves.

Well done to everyone, and a big thank you to Rosemary Shrager.

Coming up, both families go head-to-head in a hoedown showdown.

They can drop my barn any day.

Magician Ben Hanlin goes undercover...

-Have you seen these before?

-..to give Chris's mum a shock.

And the couple that wins the final game

will be getting married right here

at the end of the show.

Now, sometimes we go to places other weddings can't reach, and this week,

our resident stunt master Tom Allen

has a challenge which is one small step, and then one giant leap.

Tom Allen here, camp leader,

with a task that takes looking for love to a whole new level.

Thanks to a shedload of elastic,

Kelly's friend Stacey will be bungee jumping into this quarry.

With each jump, Stacey must grab one of the dangling love hearts.

And then it's up to Richard's dad Gerald and Kelly's dad Bill

to answer a question that corresponds to

the number on the back. Do you see?

They need to answer five questions correctly to win the prize.

This is Love Bungee.

Hello and welcome to this cold, damp quarry.

Now, Stacey, are you very competitive?

Absolutely. I can't wait to just get stuck in.

And we've got the two dads here, Gerald and Bill.

Now, you two are going to be on the ground answering some questions.

Oh, on the ground, how brave.

Do you think you'll be good at answering questions

about the bride and groom?

Well, I probably know quite a bit about them.

-Bill?

-Certainly I know a lot about Kelly.

I know a bit about Richard.

I think I know enough to get by.

Richard and Kelly, they mean the absolute world to us, so in return,

we're bringing the world to them.

Oh, Bill, what a lovely thing to say.

In this cold, windy quarry.

So, let's find out what's up for grabs.

If they answer five correctly,

they will win tickets to see Ireland play rugby in Dublin.

Followed by a fancy dinner for two.

It's time to play Love Bungee.

Aaaagh! Oh, my God.

Yeah?

Oh, my God, Stace.

WHISTLE BLOWS

Jump!

ALL SCREAM

Go, Stacey.

BLEEP!

Well done.

OK, grab the heart.

Go on, Bill. For goodness' sake.

Oh, good one. Bill, hurry up, come on.

Right, right, OK, we will start with question ten.

OK, what is Kelly's lucky number?

-Seven.

-Nine.

Close, but it was 12. You were both wrong. 12.

It's her rugby shirt number.

Question seven, as a child, Richard wanted to learn to play the trumpet.

What physical attribute stopped him from doing so?

I don't know, his breathing or something.

When people look at Richard's face, what do they say?

-Big lips.

-Big lips, correct.

Well done, Gerald.

OK, question three, Kelly is a massive DIY buff.

What project did she take on when she was pregnant?

She built all the furniture in Harry's room.

Correct! Oh, Bill, I'm so happy.

Jump!

-Yeah!

-Wow!

Go, Stacey.

You can do it.

Yeah! Great work, Stacey.

Run, Gerald, run.

Wow, Stacey, you're smashing this.

Hearts falling out of the sky, like me when I go dating.

Right, question nine. After a long romantic walk along the beach,

who initiated Kelly and Richard's first kiss?

-Pass.

-You can't pass.

We're in the middle of a quarry in the freezing cold,

you can't just pass. Guess.

There's two people it could be.

-Have a guess.

-I will go 50-50, with Richard.

No, it was Kelly.

Question two, what was Kelly dressed as when Richard first

-really noticed her?

-Oh...

-A clue, it was her rugby club social.

Cowgirl?

Cowgirl. Correct, Bill.

Very good.

Bill, you're doing very well.

Much better than you, Gerald.

-Yeah.

-Jump!

-Whoa,

-BLEEP!

Go, Stacey.

OK, bring them over, boys, bring them over.

Question four, what punishment did Richard,

a staunch Liverpool supporter, undergo at his stag party?

Delighted to say he had to wear a Manchester United kit

and support Manchester United.

Very good. So, Bill, question one,

Richard planned to propose to Kelly on the Champs-Elysees,

but due to bad weather, where did they go instead?

-It was the hotel room.

-Yes, correct.

And that's the end of the game! Well done, boys, you did it.

Oh, I'm so proud. Come in, hug it out.

Oh, it's like I'm actually on the rugby team or something.

Well done, Stacey.

Rather you than me.

It's so cold!

Richard and Kelly, what was that like watching?

I felt like I was there.

My heart was in my throat, I have to say, I'm so proud of her.

-Oh, dear.

-You were incredible, that was amazing.

I mean, were you nervous at all?

Och, aye, there was a certain

sense of... And I was like, there was no not doing it.

-Right.

-Like, I was doing it, 100%.

I love you.

-Awww!

-But the guys did tell me that I was too confident, jumping off.

-Really?

-They told me to reel it in a bit.

-I was like, OK.

-No fear, no fear.

-No fear.

-She's very special to both of you.

-She is, she is.

-She proved there

that she would literally go to any lengths for us.

The two dads as well deserve a big credit

for answering a few tricky questions.

They were tricky questions.

Tell me about it!

But you didn't get the lucky number right.

-I thought you'd get that right.

-I know.

-But I didn't know it!

But I had a choice of a lot of numbers to choose from.

And how are you both feeling about today?

As they would say at home, I'm buzzing like my cousin.

-I love that!

-Yeah, it's great.

It is emotional too.

And how are you feeling, Gerald? Are you a bit emotional?

-Because it is a big, big day.

-Well, having not got too emotional so far,

I think the actual wedding is possibly going to be the most emotional.

-Oh, it will be.

-I'll just do all the crying for you, Gerald.

You're allowed to cry, you're allowed to cry.

And you know what? You did so, so well.

Five right, and that means that you've won tickets to the rugby

to see Ireland play, and that big fancy dinner as well.

-AUDIENCE:

-Oooh!

-That's going to be amazing.

-Oh, I cannot wait.

-It's just... Yeah.

-Enjoy, enjoy, enjoy, enjoy.

And well done, all of you. That was just incredible.

Congratulations. Incredible.

CHEERING

Unknown to our couples, their friends and families have spent

the last few weeks secretly rolling in the hay

preparing for a big performance.

It's a one family against the other in a barn dance-off.

All we need now are three country-loving judges.

STATIC HISSES

BANJO PLAYS

-SOUTHERN US ACCENT:

-It's the wedding hoedown showdown.

Chris and Tom's family take on Kelly and Richard's.

COW MOOS

Hey, Kelly, stop a-milking.

-Oh, hey, Chris.

-Let's go, baby.

See you later, Daisy.

-Ready?

-Yeah.

Let's go.

-He doesn't look very well, that cow.

-COW MOOS

# Definitely hillbillies

# That's what they call them now

# Nice folks... #

SHE WHISTLES

Hey, JB, put your banjo down.

It's time for the ultimate hoedown showdown.

Right, let's go. We've got some judging to do.

ALL: Yee-ha!

# Y'all come back now, hear? #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

So, please welcome Kelly Brook, JB Gill and Chris Hollins.

CHEERING

# Hey, brother

# There's an endless road to rediscover... #

CHEERING, WHISTLING AND APPLAUSE

CHEERING

Amazing. Welcome to Wedding Day Winners.

-Come and join us.

-Well done.

-Incredible.

-I can't believe it.

What an entrance that was. Outrageous.

So, all three of you have got a great love of the outdoors, right?

-Yes.

-Yeah, you do, cos, JB,

you've gone from JLS to really having your own farm.

-Yes.

-What's life like in the countryside?

-It's great.

-Yeah?

-It's peaceful, apart from when

you're chasing pigs around for four hours

-when they break out.

-LAUGHTER

Right, is that how you get a laugh these days?

-Yeah, well...

-How you enjoy life?

No, do you know what? It's amazing.

-It's a lovely having the family there and...

-How fast is a pig?

They're quicker than me.

-Quicker than you'd think?

-Yeah.

Kelly, I mean, you've got a great love of the outdoors.

-You've been taking up gardening?

-Yes, I live on a farm as well.

I'm an apple and pear farmer.

What, stairs?

Now, Chris, we saw you on Strictly -

so, so good on that. APPLAUSE

What are you looking for tonight, Chris? What are you hoping to see?

-In a barn dance...

-Yes.

-..I want energy, I want power,

I want enthusiasm and, above all, I want haystacks everywhere.

-OK.

-Well, we've got enough of them, look, all over the place.

OK, judges, don't be too harsh on them.

Remember, in this performance, we've got a lorry driver,

a retired head teacher and a nurse all dancing to earn their couple

a romantic weekend glamping under the stars.

-I know. It'll be great. AUDIENCE:

-Ooh!

So, judges, please take your positions.

CHEERING

So, let's do this. Bring on tonight's hoedown showdown!

MUSIC: Ho Hey by The Lumineers

# I belong with you You belong with me

# You're my sweetheart

# I belong with you You belong with me

# You're my sweet... #

MUSIC: I Will Wait by Mumford & Sons

CHEERING

# Well, I came home

# Like a stone

# And I fell heavy into your arms

# And I will wait I will wait for you... #

Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

CHEERING AND WHISTLING

One, two, three!

MUSIC: Shut Up And Dance by Walk The Moon

# Just keep your eyes on me

# I said, you're holding back

# She said, shut up and dance with me

# This woman is my destiny

# She said ooh-ooh-ooh

# Shut up and dance with me

# Ooh-ooh-ooh

# Shut up and dance with me

# Ooh-ooh-ooh

# Shut up and dance with me. #

CHEERING

Wow, amazing! Well done, everyone.

Come down, come down.

Oh, that was incredible.

That was phenomenal.

Mwah!

-It was great. It was great.

-Very good.

Tom and Chris, what did you think?

I... I'm... I'm so proud.

I'm so amazed that you've done that for us.

-Both sides, amazing. Yeah.

-I'm blown away.

Mark has been waiting to do that shimmy on TV for years.

Now, Richard and Kelly, what did you love most about that performance?

Just... I didn't think my dad could move that quick, to be fair.

-And seeing Rhys up there just made me so proud and emotional.

-Aw...

Well done, mate.

Well done, everyone. Let's see what our judges think.

Chris, what did you make of that hoedown?

A hoedown? That was a matrimonial showdown.

That was brilliant.

It had energy. It had power. It had brute strength over there.

And Mark, you're my favourite, baby. You're my favourite.

CHEERING

Oh, yes!

I think, Bill, your hips got me very hot under the collar.

That was brilliant. It had so much energy and passion.

I always cry at weddings, and that really did bring a tear to my eye

for all the best reasons.

They were all incredible.

They could definitely come and rock my barn any day.

That's pretty good. That's pretty good.

Well, do you know what?

Judges, of course, it's all down to you. It's your call.

So, who won the wedding hoedown showdown?

Tom and Chris's team or Richard and Kelly's?

OK...

Oh...

Um...

LAUGHTER AND GROANING

It's a toughie.

I think...

..for pure entertainment,

Billy, Billy, Billy...

-It has got to be Richard and Kelly.

-Yeah!

CHEERING

Kelly?

You, son, have pulled out a move that I've not seen for a long time

and it got me very excited, so I'd have to say

it's Chris and Tom.

CHEERING

WHISTLING

Whoo!

JB, the deciding vote.

-It's all down to you.

-A lot of pressure.

-I don't know why...

-No pressure, baby.

I don't know why these two have left me to make the deciding vote.

I love you both dearly, just so you know.

No, seriously, you guys were all incredible.

You have done so, so well.

I have to just take my hat off to all of you,

but I do have to choose somebody, and I'm going to choose...

CHEERING

So good, though.

Well done, guys. Well done.

So, Richard and Kelly, your team have won you

that fantastic, romantic glamping weekend.

What do you want to say to them?

Bill, Bill... They're saying thank you, Bill.

Honestly, we couldn't believe the energy that you showed and...

-Well, that was just so fun to watch.

-Yes. Oh, my God.

CHEERING

A massive, massive thanks, though, to all of our barn dancers,

and, of course, our fantastic judges.

-Pleasure, pleasure. Well done.

-Our pleasure.

Today has all been about surprises for Tom and Chris,

but they've also had a few surprises of their own up their sleeves,

and they've roped in magician Ben Hanlin to help out.

Every groom wants to look sharp on the big day,

and it's all about having a good-fitting suit.

Christian has told his mum Tracey to do an important job,

and that's pick up his wedding suit.

I'm going to go undercover as the tailor,

so let's see how Tracey reacts when things don't go

quite according to plan.

BELL CHIMES

-Oh, hello.

-Hello there.

Are you Jo?

-I'm Tracey.

-Tracey.

-Oh, OK. Hey, Tracey.

-I'm here to get the suit.

-Right, yes.

-It's Chris D-D...

-Darling.

Darling, that was it, yeah. Just checking, right. Sorry.

Erm...

-Here it is. This is alpaca wool.

-Oh, nice.

So, the thing is about alpaca, it's all really soft.

-Yes. Yeah, it is.

-It's nice.

-It's lovely.

We've got the two-piece suit and the bowtie...

Super, yeah, yeah.

..which is nice.

It doesn't look like it's been steamed,

so I'll just give it a quick steam, is that all right?

OK, darling, yeah, lovely.

-We want to get it right, don't we?

-We do, yes.

Erm... Just let me pop this in here. This will only take a minute.

This does it all for me, which is great.

-Have you seen these before?

-No.

I think they were on Dragons' Den.

Apparently Deborah Meaden didn't want to invest.

-Did she not?

-No.

So, what's Chris's partner like?

-He's a lovely boy.

-That's nice, isn't it?

-Yeah, we'd have had him in the family instantly, he's lovely.

-PHONE RINGS

-Oh, well, that's very nice to hear.

-They're perfect together, they are.

Hello.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, six of them?

-Give me one second.

-Yeah, no bother.

Yeah, what colour? It was the charcoal?

HIGH-PITCHED WHISTLING

STEAM HISSES

ALARM BEEPS

Sorry. OK, I'll call you back.

Are you all right? Oh, Jeez.

OK, how long has that been doing that?

Well, it just started to do it before you came in, really.

It started when the beeping started.

Erm...

I could have done with you calling me, really. Erm...

The only thing is, this is alpaca wool.

It's not supposed to get this hot.

-Oh...

-That's amazing.

Oh, it's shrunk a little bit.

-Has it?

-Yeah.

No! That has not done that.

It has, yeah. Feel it. Feel how wet it is.

-Absolutely serious?

-Feel how wet it is, yeah.

I've never seen them go, like...

This is why people don't get suits in alpaca wool,

cos if you get any moisture on it...

Erm, OK... SHE LAUGHS

I couldn't have imagined anything shrinking like that ever in my life.

-Yeah.

-Even the lining's shrunk, hasn't it?

-Yeah.

OK, right...

Let's think about this.

I mean, how big is he?

-He's bigger than that.

-I'm glad you're laughing.

-I've never known anything like this in my whole life.

-Yeah.

Even the bowtie's shrunk.

But I'll tell you what we can do,

I can try and fix it for you.

-Right. Can you?

-OK?

Right, OK.

-Hold that.

-Right...

I've fixed the bowtie.

-I could

-BLEEP

-kiss you!

Oh, my God!

There we go, problem solved, isn't it?

Yes.

-So...

-That was ridiculously amazing.

I've got something to tell you.

My name's Ben Hanlin.

-I'm a magician.

-I have seen you on the telly.

How did I not recognise you in the first place?

Well, you're on the telly right now, cos you're being filmed for the BBC.

-You

-BLEEP!

Oh, my God!

-Well done. Well done.

-Yes, well done.

-Oh, my God.

I can't believe it, Tommy!

So, do you want to take that now or...?

Well, I think we'd better.

Oh, my God, that's amazing.

CHEERING

-That was amazing. Well done.

-Brilliant.

-Well done.

Oh, that was fantastic.

-Ben!

-Oh, I'll tell you, the best line in that was,

"Even the lining's shrunk!"

She's very nice to you, there, Tom.

I said, you know, "What's the son-in-law like?"

She was singing your praises. That could have got awkward.

That could have gone very wrong, couldn't it?

What on earth was going through your mind?

-You know when it started beeping and smoking?

-Oh, my God.

Did you not have any idea that it was all just an elaborate trick?

-No. No.

-No?

-No idea at all, no.

I like as well, it's your son's most important suit of his life,

when the machine goes wrong, you just went...

-Yeah, I know. You were so laid back.

-If I would...

"I probably should just get up, but I just...

"I just can't be bothered."

Your mum was so calm and laughing,

but generally, you know, pretty calm, pretty smiley,

laughs her way through things, is that about right?

Yeah, definitely. Oh, yeah. Yeah, definitely.

Do you feel bad at all that you tricked your mum like that?

No, after seeing that, no way. No way.

I'm glad that we've caught that all on camera.

Her facial expressions were brilliant.

Ben, I think you've got a question for Tracey, haven't you?

Yes, so, right, there's a prize in this.

Were you watching closely there?

What material was the jacket made out of?

It was the ever-shrinking alpaca wool.

-CHEERING

-Correct. Hey!

Congratulations, Tracey.

Well done. Something I don't think you'll ever forget,

-to be honest with you...

-No.

..but you've won a great prize.

Tommy and Chris, you're going to love this,

because something that you've always wanted and you love...

You like to have a nice time and pamper yourself.

-Yeah.

-Good stuff, because you've got an overnight stay at a luxury spa.

-Wow. Thank you.

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh!

Thank you, Ben. Thank you so, so much.

Tonight's winning couple will be starting married life right here

in front of the nation,

and their closest friends have some words of wisdom to share.

The secret of a happy marriage, I would say,

is always make time for each other

and have a nice, at least once a week, a date night.

Just having fun, cos ultimately you want to be friends first

and get on with each other, and I think we do, so laughter for us.

I think, as they say, looks fade but laughter doesn't.

Give each other lots of treats.

-PANTING:

-Treats? Where? Where's the buffet?

The secret to a happy relationship is, don't see each other.

-I'm only joking!

-You can't say that!

-I'm only joking, no, no, no.

In a happy marriage, I think it's really important to say that

the other person's right and just keep to yourself you know you are.

But you're not.

You're right.

Laugh often and love loads.

OK, so I'm over here with Anne and Bill, Kelly's mum and dad.

Are you excited about the big day coming up?

-Yeah, we are.

-So excited, yeah.

-It's very emotional, I have to say.

Do you reckon you'll hold it together

or you might go at the ceremony?

-Well, I'm going to try.

-You're going to try and hold it together.

Bill, do you reckon it'll get to you as you walk her down the aisle?

Yeah, I'm going to, yeah. I'm not going to lie, I am going to...

-Yeah.

-She's my baby girl, after all.

Aw... And you seem both quite reserved, sweet parents,

but head-bangers back in the day.

-Yeah, yeah.

-Do you still occasionally bang heads?

No, we like rock music and we still do like our rock music.

-Really?

-We're not dead.

-You're not dead?

-Yes, we're not dead.

-You've probably noticed.

-I mean, it's quite a long show, but you've managed...

-Yeah.

Can you give us a little go?

-No.

-You can't give us a little flash of it?

-No, I can't, no.

-You're quite shy. We saw an earlier performance.

He won't bang his head, but he'll thrust his hips out

at the click of a finger.

Well, lovely to chat to you,

-and we'll be seeing a bit more of you.

-Thank you.

Right, I'm going to pop over and have a chat with some of the guys.

We've got the rugby lads, correct? What position do you play?

I'm going to lie to you and say out-half.

-Pardon?

-I'm going to say...

I'm going to lie to you and say out-half.

-Out-half?

-Yeah.

-See, I don't know what that means, so it's lost on me.

Is that for...? Let me put this in a, sort of...

-Is that more of a nippier position?

-It would be.

-It'd also be the brains of the operation, too.

-And the brains?

And are you saying that you're not really brains,

and speed isn't your forte?

-No.

-No? OK, fair enough, at least you're honest.

-Not at all.

Obviously, like, rugby, though, isn't it just a muddy cuddle?

Some would term it like that, there, but...

-Who don't like a muddy cuddle, though?

-Well...

Right, I'm going to head over now to Pam, Tom's mum.

Are you excited about him getting married?

Yes. Yes, I am.

-I'm looking forward to it.

-And are you...?

-It's going to be great.

-Do you reckon you'll get a bit emotional?

-I could do.

-A little bit?

-I usually do.

We'll have some tissues on standby, don't worry.

You've been married 17 years. Any advice that you would give?

-Don't argue.

-Don't argue?

-Never argue.

-Never argue?

No, life's too short.

What about you, Colin? Would you agree with that?

I love that you're checking with Pam if is this OK.

Don't argue - what's the point?

Fair enough. Basically, whatever Pam says goes, I'm feeling.

I'm here with Wayne - Wayne, Tom's brother.

-Are you looking forward to the ceremony?

-I am, yeah. Yeah.

It'll be nice to pass him over to Christian to look after him.

Just a weight off for you, is it?

-LAUGHTER

-Yeah.

And you're a show jumper as well?

You love an 'orse, you lot, don't you? You're all...

I don't think I've seen an 'orse!

I'm from south-east London. We don't have them.

It's like a graceful cow, innit?

That's a horse.

Well done. OK, well, good work, everyone.

Wedding guests, you've done your bit,

so now you can sit back while our couples go head-to-head

to play for the honeymoon.

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh!

APPLAUSE

OK, one last game stands between our couples and a five-star luxury

fortnight's honeymoon in Bali.

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh!

Popped up for that one, didn't I?

Here's where we find out who can really work as a team.

Marriage counsellors are standing by.

Now, this game is called Wrap Battle.

You're about to be harnessed to pulley ropes,

so, when one of you goes up, the other one comes back down.

On your walls are numbered gifts and bows.

You must match the bows to the gift boxes in numerical order.

The first team to match them all wins.

It's all about teamwork, I guess, really, isn't it?

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

-Yeah, and getting over his lovely fear of heights,

so teamwork and Freud.

OK, who's the natural leader?

-Who takes charge?

-Maybe Tom.

-I mean, you haven't let him answer yet, but fair enough.

-Yeah...

I said maybe. Maybe.

Richard and Kelly, did you ever imagine on your wedding day

being harnessed up?

-Definitely not.

-We definitely did not. No chance.

You're both quite sporty. You play rugby.

Do you reckon that's going to help with this game?

I don't really... I don't know. It's anybody's game.

Hopefully communication skills will come out...

And again, who's the leader in that regard?

-Me.

-Yep. Yes.

-Didn't even have the chance to point.

-No hesitation.

I think you and Tom should go for a pint.

I think we will. I think we will.

Chat it out. OK, well, good luck. Are you both ready for this?

-Yeah, we are.

-We sure are.

-Are you ready as well?

-Yeah.

Brilliant. OK, let's go and get yourselves in position.

Well, with a dream honeymoon at stake, let's play Wrap Battle.

Three, two, one...

BELL CHIMES Go!

Right, come on. Good luck.

Remember, number one on present number one.

Go, go, go, go, go, go!

To the left!

The first ones to get all eight on

their presents gets the honeymoon.

It's 1-1 at the moment.

Hang on, I'm coming up.

Just your classic wedding day.

Completely level.

Come on, Christian!

Go, go!

Right, right, right, right, right.

Oh, Richard and Kelly are having a nightmare.

-Yes!

-That's it!

-Come on, boys!

Go right! Right, Kelly!

-Down, down.

-Come on, drop it.

-BUZZER

-Oh, no!

Yes!

Come on, darling, you're so close.

3-3.

Come on, Chris.

It's basically jumping and counting, this game.

Go, Chris.

Get two on - that's it.

-Come on!

-Yeah!

-Come on, Tom.

-Come on, Kelly!

Five!

-Number five you need now.

-Now, go, go! Grab five!

Good work. 4-4 - it's tight.

Remember, first to eight gets married right here

in front of the nation.

Oh, my God, it's neck and neck.

Number six. This is so close.

-Go, go, go.

-What a handover!

Come on. So close.

It's like an Olympic relay.

-BUZZER

-Kelly, no!

-Come on!

-Oh, she's dropped her six

and the boys got their six.

Get number seven.

Go on, Tom.

Right, number seven.

You're doing good, though.

The boys are stuck in no-man's-land.

Number seven!

Nearly there!

You're so close!

Come on, guys! Come on!

Come on! Come on!

Get your last one!

If you get it, you've won it!

-Come on, Kel. Where is it?

-Right, right, right.

Oh, so close. Left, left, left!

-Oh, look.

-Keep going!

-Go on!

-Oh, my God!

BELL CHIMES, CHEERING

That's my girl!

-Well done! Amazing. Congratulations.

-Well done, well done.

Oh, that was incredible.

I can't look up, Kelly!

Cover your dress, Kelly!

It looks like you're riding an imaginary horse.

A little Shetland pony. Well, come down and join us.

Round of applause. Well done.

CHEERING Well done.

-Thanks, guys. Come in.

-Come here.

Oh, well done, you two.

Oh, thank you. Thank you.

Do you know what, Tom and Chris? It was so incredibly close.

-I know, I know.

-Unbelievably close.

And with your fear of heights, you did so well.

-Yeah.

-Yeah, really well.

-You should be so, so proud of yourself.

Do you know what, though? Nobody loses here, of course.

Your guests have won you that fantastic cruise in Paris.

-That's going to be amazing.

-Yeah.

-A year's supply of champagne.

Don't forget that.

That fantastic high tea and, of course, the spa break as well.

And we're going to throw in a mini-moon to Rome.

-Oh, wow.

-I know.

-Yeah.

Have you had a lovely time?

-Absolutely amazing, yeah.

-Loved every second.

-It's been great.

-Your friends and family have been amazing

and such a huge part of today.

Is there anything you want to say to them?

Thank you so much for being here

and thank you so much for celebrating with us.

You all look gorgeous and it's just absolutely lovely to have you here.

Yeah. Thank you.

CHEERING

You've been a brilliant couple.

Enjoy your wedding on us.

-Have a lovely time.

-Thank you. Cheers.

-Thank you.

Whoo!

And congratulations, Richard and Kelly,

you're our Wedding Day Winners tonight.

CHEERING

Do you know what? Again, your guests and your family,

they've just gone all out, haven't they?

You won the rugby tickets, the romantic meal,

and the whole glamping weekend.

They are so special, aren't they?

They mean the world to us.

They don't understand how much yous have done to us.

We're so appreciative of everything yous have done.

-It wouldn't be the same without you. It really wouldn't.

-Aw...

And on top of that, you've just won a five-star

honeymoon in Bali and you're going to get married right here.

-Are you ready for it?

-Oh, we're ready, more than ready.

-We can't wait.

-We're pumped.

-Oh, brilliant.

-Well, I know you have to go and get changed into your real dress.

-OK.

We know that. But before you say "I do",

let's remind ourselves what makes them such a fantastic couple

and wonderful Wedding Day Winners.

I've never thought I would never have a wedding day to start with,

and to be walking up the aisle and marry the love of my life