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Don't Tell The Bride's Christmas Revenge special is back... | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
I was really, like, mortified. | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
-It's just wrong. -I feel like I'm going to a funeral. | 0:00:08 | 0:00:10 | |
..and it's time for the brides to get even. | 0:00:10 | 0:00:13 | |
-No! -You don't hate me that much, do you? | 0:00:13 | 0:00:15 | |
We'll be making a festive return to some of your favourite brides... | 0:00:15 | 0:00:19 | |
How can someone be so romantically stupid? | 0:00:19 | 0:00:22 | |
..who were brave enough to let their grooms... | 0:00:22 | 0:00:24 | |
They do it the way I want to do it. Pregnancy be damned! | 0:00:24 | 0:00:28 | |
..plan their special day. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
My vows were pretty traditional, | 0:00:30 | 0:00:31 | |
but that's just pretty much because I don't know what a vow is. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:34 | |
Of course he couldn't do something normal. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
But did their fellas turn out to be wise men... | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
What was I thinking? I needed my head examined at that point. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
..or complete turkeys? | 0:00:42 | 0:00:43 | |
There's not many weddings you go to where you can pole dance at your free will, is there? | 0:00:43 | 0:00:46 | |
It is the worst feeling in the world. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
So sit back, relax and stay tuned to find out what our brides | 0:00:48 | 0:00:52 | |
have got in store this Christmas... | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
This is going to be a problem. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
..for their hapless grooms. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
You're evil. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:00 | |
Revenge is sweet. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:03 | |
That's right, folks, it's Noel. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
Or in this case, it's our Noel and Jemma. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:19 | |
She's the hard-working mum | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
who dreamed of a sophisticated hometown wedding | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
with all her friends and family. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:25 | |
I just think it should be somewhere local, | 0:01:25 | 0:01:28 | |
no pressure for them to stay anywhere and spend a fortune. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:31 | |
He's the Magaluf-loving groom who blew his budget on flights to the sun, | 0:01:31 | 0:01:35 | |
held his reception in a beach bar | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
and served everyone kebabs and burgers. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
Thanks very much, mate. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
Wedding breakfast of burgers and kebabs. Hmm. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:46 | |
Even at night they call it a wedding breakfast? Why would they do that? | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
And Jemma still remembers exactly how she felt | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
when she realised what Noel had planned. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
I was like, "Why on earth would you do this to me?" | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
I was really, like, mortified. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
When Jemma moved out so Noel could organise the big day, | 0:02:03 | 0:02:07 | |
his first challenge came quicker than expected. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
Have you got a door key? | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
That was just the most typical thing I've ever seen - | 0:02:13 | 0:02:17 | |
Noel locking himself out. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
She's got the only door key and she's shut the door! | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
No key, no phone, no anything. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
Hey, do you know what? She might have left the back door open. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
Ah-ha-ha! | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
Locking myself out the house was not the best start at all. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
We are going to live the dream. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
Back indoors, Noel finally began planning the wedding. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:40 | |
And he knew exactly how to BARE the news of his wedding idea | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
to best man Mike. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
-MUSIC: "Agadoo" by Black Lace -Here we go! | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
-Do-do-do! -Magaluf! That's where we're going! | 0:02:47 | 0:02:51 | |
A lot of people were like, "Wow, Noel, looking good in his tiny trunks." | 0:02:51 | 0:02:55 | |
I was like, "There's a lot of socks involved in there, you know." | 0:02:55 | 0:02:59 | |
Socks to one side, didn't anyone think a wedding | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
in the party capital of Mallorca might be a pants idea? | 0:03:02 | 0:03:06 | |
Well, Noel didn't, | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
and the next day, he booked 24 flights. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:11 | |
Still, as he was throwing cash about, | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
he was bound to splash out on the bridesmaid dresses, right? | 0:03:13 | 0:03:17 | |
Wrong. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:18 | |
The bridesmaid's dresses - horrendous. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:21 | |
Shut your face. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
They weren't good. You don't buy bridesmaid dresses from the market. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:29 | |
-You'll look like a million dollars. -I swear to God, I'll not be seen dead in that. -Why? -Why?! | 0:03:29 | 0:03:34 | |
I don't think he'll make another Gok Wan any time soon, put it that way. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
-He's -BLEEP -himself. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:42 | |
I don't think so. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:44 | |
'They looked absolutely perfect for what we were doing.' | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
I was looking at the bigger picture. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
'All them bridesmaid dresses fitted in a carrier bag,' | 0:03:49 | 0:03:53 | |
and bearing in mind they only had hand luggage... | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
we had to just roll with it. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
With the market misery still on the girls' minds, | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
there was another surprise on the way. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
I'd not heard anything literally for about two weeks, | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
and this DVD was kind of produced. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
We've not even sorted your hen do out. We've had to do it all last-minute. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
I'm very sorry to have to tell you this, but...you're going to... | 0:04:13 | 0:04:17 | |
Mallorca! Mallorca! | 0:04:17 | 0:04:18 | |
-ALL SCREAM -You're going to Mallorca! | 0:04:18 | 0:04:21 | |
SHE GASPS That is just one of the moments I'll never forget. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:25 | |
And luckily for Noel, his cunning plan to get the girls out to Spain | 0:04:25 | 0:04:30 | |
under the guise of a hen party worked. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
Jem did not have a clue. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:34 | |
So Jemma was off to sunny Spain for her hen do - | 0:04:34 | 0:04:38 | |
make that wedding. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
I did not have an inkling I would be staying in Spain. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:44 | |
I literally took a few pairs of knickers. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:48 | |
The next morning, in a dress shop in Palma, | 0:04:52 | 0:04:55 | |
Noel's plan was finally revealed. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
And it wasn't just the hangover making Jemma feel nauseous. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
The guy who worked in the shop delivered Noel's lovely handwritten note. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:05 | |
"This is just a little note to let you know | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
"you're getting married tomorrow in Mallorca." | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
I was absolutely shocked. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
And then the guy in the shop said, | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
"Do you like your dress?" | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
I was like, "Eee," thinking, "None of these are wedding dresses, really." | 0:05:19 | 0:05:23 | |
Wow. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
You kind of try and get your breath about getting married the next day in Mallorca | 0:05:27 | 0:05:32 | |
and then it's like, "There's your dress," and you're like... | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
a nervous wreck. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:37 | |
I think I know her better than she knows herself. I know what looks good on her. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:41 | |
-I no like. -I no like. -No like. -No like. -No. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
Apparently not, Noel. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
But with her wedding the next day, Jemma didn't have much choice. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:50 | |
-Hello? -Hello. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
I don't want the organ grinder any more, I actually want the monkey. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:57 | |
-Come on, put him on the phone. -It's Sam. -Hello? | 0:05:57 | 0:06:00 | |
Are we having a wedding today? Cos we don't actually know yet. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
It was me that was going to be organising the wedding, but in all | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
the mist and sand and sun, | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
we forgot to get Jem to the actual venue. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
You, as the bride of honour, need to order a taxi to Magaluf Beach. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
Here's me thinking you were planning the wedding. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
So we were driving round | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
and it dropped us off on Magaluf Beach. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
Before Jemma had to get on the boat, she did the walk of shame. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
Oh, my God. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
Jem... | 0:06:26 | 0:06:27 | |
Are you actually kidding me? | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
People ask why I put her on a boat. I answer, "Why not?" | 0:06:31 | 0:06:35 | |
There's a lot of sea there, you might as well make use of it. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:39 | |
I don't like boats, they make me feel sick. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:42 | |
Thing is, I couldn't change it, so I weren't worried about it. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:45 | |
Jem, they're all waving to you. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:48 | |
When I first saw Jemma, I thought she looked absolutely gorgeous. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
'I was really pleased that it was on the beach, it was lovely.' | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
I thought it was good, it's like being a celebrity for a day. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
It's quite nice. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:00 | |
That moment when you see them, it all... | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
'everything just fades into the background. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
'I was holding back the tears at one point.' | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
It was rather emotional to see her. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
She did hit me on the head with a bouquet, but we'll get over that. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
-He knows that I don't do water. -It's only a bit of fake flowers. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
They were silk. It didn't hurt. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
We gather here today to celebrate the wedding of Jemma and Noel. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:24 | |
-I, Jemma. -I, Jemma. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
-Take you, Noel. -Take you, Noel. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
-To be my husband. -To be my husband. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:31 | |
-I, Noel. -I, Noel. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
-Take you, Jemma. -Take you, Jemma. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
-To be my wife. -To be my wife. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
Noel, you may now kiss the bride. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
Oh, don't tongue me! | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
Awww. The ceremony was lovely on the beach. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
'It was amazing, beautiful.' | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
-I love you. -I love you. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
Aww. It's a shame she didn't feel the same way about the reception. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:56 | |
'After the ceremony,' | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
I got surprised with the lovely Lineker's bar for my venue. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
'Jem, I think, at the time, thought we was just walking past it.' | 0:08:01 | 0:08:04 | |
-What do you think? -What do I think about what? | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
And then we turned her into it. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
About your venue. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
And it's like, "What?" | 0:08:15 | 0:08:16 | |
Really? Oh, Noel. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:18 | |
The choice of going to Lineker's came up because of the spot | 0:08:18 | 0:08:23 | |
where it was, right on the front, bang in the centre of Magaluf. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:26 | |
I thought it was ace. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:27 | |
He was like, "This is your venue." | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
And that's when I thought he was taking the mick. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
Why are you doing this? | 0:08:32 | 0:08:33 | |
She had her blinkers on. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
It wasn't what I would have wanted, so I was like, "You know what? | 0:08:35 | 0:08:39 | |
"If this is where I'm going to spend my wedding evening, | 0:08:39 | 0:08:42 | |
"then I need to get really pissed." | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
It was awesome. And we had a pole, as well. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
There's not many wedding you go to where you can | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
pole dance at your free will, is there? | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
When I asked about the food, he kind of led nicely into... | 0:08:50 | 0:08:54 | |
If you look across the road, to that shop there. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:58 | |
-You're actually kidding me. -What we're doing is, listen to me. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
-Don't lie. -What we're doing is... | 0:09:01 | 0:09:02 | |
I was stood opposite a bloody burger bar and I was like, | 0:09:02 | 0:09:05 | |
"What is this, really?" | 0:09:05 | 0:09:08 | |
And that, again, I was like "What thought has gone into this?" | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
Can I just say, small point, I don't even like burgers. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:14 | |
It even had a dining area, where you could eat. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
And with every meal, you got a free can of beer. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
That's ace, that. You don't get that anywhere else. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
No bride would want burgers and kebabs on their wedding day. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:25 | |
That's what I got. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:26 | |
Ssh. Go get me a drink. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
Everything was good at the end, and everyone realised | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
it was actually good, especially when they was hungry | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
and could have anything they wanted. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
# We found love in a hopeless place | 0:09:36 | 0:09:39 | |
# We found love in a hopeless place... # | 0:09:39 | 0:09:43 | |
You can't please everybody, but I'm happy to say I DID. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:46 | |
Noel might believe he did well, but has Jemma really forgiven him | 0:09:51 | 0:09:55 | |
for the horrendous bridesmaid dresses and those burgers and kebabs? | 0:09:55 | 0:09:59 | |
Noel? | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
Cos you planned me a Magaluf wedding, | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
I've got you a surprise Christmas present. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
What is it? | 0:10:07 | 0:10:09 | |
You're going to need a little helper. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
Is that... | 0:10:15 | 0:10:17 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
So Noel and best man Mike get a night of working | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
in a kebab shop, dressed in some fetching bridesmaids' outfits. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:25 | |
WOLF-WHISTLE | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
You want us to serve these? | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
Yeah. Like I say, you have to watch it not to burn. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
What's wrong with a kebab for wedding food? | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
He certainly looks better in it than I did. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:41 | |
-That's the garlic mayonnaise. -Same again? | 0:10:41 | 0:10:44 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
Hey, can I help you? Listen, you've got to be quick, cos I'm working. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:55 | |
You know what? You look so fit. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
Listen, I've got a missus. | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
Order a lamb kebab. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:00 | |
I think we're all kebab-ed out from the wedding, to be honest, | 0:11:00 | 0:11:03 | |
so we're going to leave you guys to it | 0:11:03 | 0:11:06 | |
and go and get a posh meal somewhere. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
I love you too. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:12 | |
Put that on the grill. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
The best thing for me tonight has been Noel saying, | 0:11:14 | 0:11:19 | |
"The dresses were fine." Wear it. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
That has been the perfect end for me for this wedding. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:25 | |
Do you know what? I could work here. Hello, Valentino's. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:29 | |
Look, it's Terry and Melissa, | 0:11:32 | 0:11:34 | |
who will no doubt want a traditional Christmas. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
Then again, she wanted a traditional wedding and that didn't happen. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:41 | |
It's beautiful. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:43 | |
He was the proud Ghanaian Scouser who wanted a wedding that | 0:11:43 | 0:11:46 | |
fused Africa with Ireland. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:47 | |
In Liverpool. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
I know you think it's crazy, but I want an elephant on there. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:54 | |
But how did Melissa really feel, letting her man plan | 0:11:54 | 0:11:57 | |
the biggest day of her life? | 0:11:57 | 0:11:59 | |
I was just so scared that he was going to get it wrong. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:02 | |
After a tense start, Terry secured his dream church for the ceremony. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:10 | |
Hi, Father. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:11 | |
Boom! | 0:12:11 | 0:12:13 | |
He then booked an oversized greenhouse for the reception... | 0:12:13 | 0:12:16 | |
-It's lovely. I like it. -..splashed out on a papier-mache elephant... | 0:12:16 | 0:12:22 | |
This elephant is reversing. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:24 | |
..and even managed to fit in a quick trip round the safari park. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:27 | |
Ah, shit! | 0:12:27 | 0:12:28 | |
Party girl Melissa had high hopes for a classy hen night. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:36 | |
I wanted cocktail, champagne, music, friends, drink. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:40 | |
But Terry had other ideas. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:43 | |
They'd had three weeks of chillaxing and relaxing and stuff, | 0:12:43 | 0:12:46 | |
and I thought she needs to go out there | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
and get involved, feel a little bit of my pain. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:52 | |
It was more hen DON'T than hen do. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
Melissa! | 0:12:54 | 0:12:55 | |
Terry organised for me a boot camp for my hen do. Cheeky bugger. | 0:12:55 | 0:13:01 | |
Jog nice and easy, stay together as a group. One minute. Knees up. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:06 | |
Stop cheating. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:08 | |
I thought this is quite an offensive activity to be doing. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:12 | |
Is he giving me a hint? | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
Come on, let's go back to the start. Let's go! | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
I thought, you know, the wedding day is coming up, | 0:13:16 | 0:13:18 | |
-you probably need to get yourself in shape, get yourself fit again. -Oh, really? | 0:13:18 | 0:13:22 | |
Oh, my God! Terry is evil. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
When I look back at the footage of me running across the beach, | 0:13:24 | 0:13:28 | |
sweating, freezing cold, and then Terry is lying in a spa. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:34 | |
I was thinking of booking it for the girls, but they would've hated it. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:37 | |
-It's just wrong! -This is boss, this. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:41 | |
I haven't had a facial like this before. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
I needed to make sure that I had relaxed. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:46 | |
Got a little bit pampered myself. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:49 | |
One of my greatest ideas on the whole journey, I think. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:53 | |
The boot camp may have been tough, | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
but it didn't prepare Melissa for what was coming next. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
The dress. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:00 | |
The day before my wedding, I woke up terrified at the thought that | 0:14:00 | 0:14:06 | |
I was going to see my dress that I had to wear on my wedding day | 0:14:06 | 0:14:10 | |
chosen by Terry. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:11 | |
I wanted to be one of the blokes that goes in and gets it right. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:15 | |
Maybe the only bloke who's got it right. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:18 | |
When I went to the shop, I thought, "Yeah, fine." | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
-But as soon as I saw all of the dresses... -Too much choice. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:24 | |
I thought, "Oh, my days, this is going to be a problem." | 0:14:24 | 0:14:27 | |
Can I get you to try the other one on just make double-sure? I'm sorry. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:32 | |
It's so hard to try and pick the ideal dress for somebody is fussy as Melissa. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:36 | |
I felt the pressure that day. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:38 | |
I think that is definitely the one. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:40 | |
With the dress finally chosen, | 0:14:40 | 0:14:41 | |
it was Melissa's turn to feel the pressure. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:44 | |
Everything lies on the dress. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:47 | |
It is the most important and biggest factor of any bride's day. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:52 | |
I'm starting to get palpitations. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
As the lady unzipped the bag, | 0:14:54 | 0:14:59 | |
I just felt quite speechless | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
and shocked, because it was not the type of dress | 0:15:01 | 0:15:05 | |
that I would even look at on the rail, never mind try on. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:09 | |
It's got no lace. It's got bling on it. I don't really like bling. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:18 | |
It's not vintage. It's oyster. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:21 | |
I wouldn't have chosen that dress at all. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:23 | |
This dress wasn't what I wanted. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:27 | |
I was upset, but I tried to hold it together | 0:15:29 | 0:15:32 | |
and give Terry the benefit of the doubt. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:35 | |
I thought I should try it on, | 0:15:35 | 0:15:36 | |
because it can look quite different to how it does off. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:40 | |
I was hoping it would have a bit of a wow factor for me then, | 0:15:40 | 0:15:43 | |
when I saw myself in the mirror, but it didn't. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:47 | |
I actually thought it looked worse on than it did off. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:51 | |
-I just don't like it. I don't like the way it fits. -Very thick material. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:55 | |
It's too thick. There's too much going on. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:58 | |
You're meant to have elegance around this part of your... | 0:15:58 | 0:16:01 | |
Minimal. This is just too much. And I don't like this. It's just ugly. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:05 | |
I got it wrong. You still looked amazing on the day. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:08 | |
At first I was, like, "No, I didn't get it wrong." | 0:16:08 | 0:16:11 | |
-But everybody in my work has told me... -"Everybody in my work." | 0:16:11 | 0:16:15 | |
Everybody in my work. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:16 | |
Somebody has told me today on the way to the shops that | 0:16:16 | 0:16:20 | |
I got it wrong. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:22 | |
-You know what, that is a massive blow for me. -Is it your ego? | 0:16:22 | 0:16:26 | |
-Yeah, it is. -Bless you. -I thought... | 0:16:27 | 0:16:33 | |
I thought I was going to be that guy who got it right and I wasn't. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:36 | |
Melissa may have been unhappy with her dress, | 0:16:36 | 0:16:39 | |
but perhaps Terry's wedding transport would brighten her day. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:42 | |
-Or not. -The limo. It wasn't what I wanted. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:47 | |
I thought it was extremely tacky. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:50 | |
My idea, my vision was | 0:16:50 | 0:16:53 | |
these diplomat cars, I'm going to get something similar. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:58 | |
Maybe a black limo. With these flags on, Ghana and Ireland. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:02 | |
In my mind, that was a beautiful thing. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:05 | |
-Daddy, it's a limousine. -Limousine. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:07 | |
I didn't quite like the large stretch black limo | 0:17:07 | 0:17:11 | |
with the tinted windows and alloys. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:13 | |
How tacky! | 0:17:13 | 0:17:14 | |
I was just waiting to hear some R&B music pumping from the back seats. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:18 | |
That's what I missed out. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:25 | |
I had no choice to get in it, did I? | 0:17:25 | 0:17:27 | |
If I wasn't going to get in that limo, | 0:17:27 | 0:17:30 | |
how would I get into the church? | 0:17:30 | 0:17:31 | |
It was like one of them Pimp Me Out... | 0:17:31 | 0:17:34 | |
-You know, what's that thing on the telly? -Pimp Me Out?! | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
She means Pimp My Ride. Hopefully. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:41 | |
When I got to the church, I actually felt quite overwhelmed | 0:17:44 | 0:17:48 | |
and quite happy. I thought, "He's really pulled it out." | 0:17:48 | 0:17:51 | |
I hadn't seen Melissa for three weeks. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:55 | |
She looked absolutely beautiful. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:57 | |
She's always stunning, but on that day, she looked amazing. | 0:17:57 | 0:18:00 | |
In the dress that I chose. Only joking! | 0:18:00 | 0:18:03 | |
I could have squeezed the life out of her at the altar. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:14 | |
It was so nice - that was the beginning of us getting married. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:17 | |
-Now we make our marriage vows. -..To be my lawful wedded wife. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:22 | |
To be my lawful wedded husband. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:25 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:18:25 | 0:18:27 | |
Now wed, Terry had one more transport surprise. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:34 | |
Four man-slaves and a thing with handles. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
My first thought was, "What the hell is that? What are we doing with that? | 0:18:36 | 0:18:40 | |
"I'm not getting in that." But I was told to get in. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:43 | |
SHE SCREAMS Sorry! Sorry! | 0:18:43 | 0:18:47 | |
I thought they might have dropped me. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:49 | |
And then I thought, "I've got to embrace this, it's my wedding day. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:52 | |
"Let's enjoy it." | 0:18:52 | 0:18:53 | |
I feel like a princess! | 0:18:53 | 0:18:55 | |
I felt like I was on a bit of a magic carpet, only it was being carried. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:58 | |
It reminded me of something out of Aladdin. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:01 | |
With nearly all her wishes granted, | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
the happy couple left to party to an Irish-Ghanaian-Scouse beat. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:09 | |
But let's not forget Terry's disastrous dress, | 0:19:10 | 0:19:13 | |
lousy limo and hardcore hen do. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:16 | |
So, Terence, because you sent me to such a woeful boot camp for my hen do | 0:19:21 | 0:19:27 | |
and got my dress not quite right, I've got a present for you. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:33 | |
-I don't like this. -You'll love it. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:35 | |
So, Terence, this is your beautiful gift. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:43 | |
Why do I think this is a gift I'm not going to like? | 0:19:43 | 0:19:46 | |
-Terry, you have the privilege of going to boot camp. -No! | 0:19:49 | 0:19:56 | |
Bride's revenge. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:59 | |
Aaargh! You have done a real good number on me. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:03 | |
MUSIC: "Eye Of The Tiger" by Survivor | 0:20:03 | 0:20:06 | |
Terry, is it? Come on, then, matey. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:17 | |
-Sorry, he lives next door, mate. -Nice one, nice one! | 0:20:17 | 0:20:20 | |
It's time to return to boot camp, | 0:20:20 | 0:20:23 | |
and this time, the boot's on the other foot. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:26 | |
-Go on, babe! Ho-ho-ho! -Well done, keep it going. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:31 | |
This is quite nice to watch, actually. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:33 | |
Terry will know how he made us suffer on my hen do. He's got a piece of it. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:38 | |
All the way down. Get on your back. That's it, all the way down. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:41 | |
Get on your back. Get up, straight back on your feet! | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
Star jumps now. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:45 | |
Come on, let's see some sweat on that sweatband. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:49 | |
-Lift them legs higher. -Come on, let's go. All the way down, let's go! | 0:20:49 | 0:20:53 | |
Repeat after me, "I will not mess around with my wife's hen night." | 0:20:53 | 0:20:57 | |
I will not mess around with my wife's hen night. | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
That's it, come on, let's go. Keep that going. That's it. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
Yeah, this is a sweet bit of revenge. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:05 | |
-I will not mess... -I will not mess around with my wife's hen night! | 0:21:05 | 0:21:08 | |
-It's nice to get even sometimes. -I don't resent this! | 0:21:08 | 0:21:11 | |
Well done, babe, you done very well. I'm proud of you. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:19 | |
You got your revenge. Merry Christmas. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:22 | |
Remember Nikki and Nathan? | 0:21:27 | 0:21:30 | |
They say that opposites attract, | 0:21:30 | 0:21:32 | |
and you can't get more different than these two. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:36 | |
-She was the fun-loving girl... -A hairdresser called Nikki! | 0:21:36 | 0:21:41 | |
..who dreamed of a pink, girly wedding... | 0:21:41 | 0:21:44 | |
Oh, look at it! Candles. Love everywhere. Glitter. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:48 | |
..while he was the cravat-wearing, history-loving know-it-all. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:52 | |
The cravat is nice. I like to think "Prince William at rest". | 0:21:52 | 0:21:56 | |
It's probably how I'm going to be mainly remembered. | 0:21:56 | 0:21:59 | |
-The cravat bloke and his bride. -Aw, you will. | 0:21:59 | 0:22:02 | |
That and the fact that Nathan chose to take you back to the 18th century on your wedding day. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:08 | |
You could have a nice waltz in here, couldn't you? This will do nicely. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:13 | |
But did Nathan's attempts to make the big day truly historic | 0:22:13 | 0:22:17 | |
win Nikki over? | 0:22:17 | 0:22:19 | |
I would never have said I would've liked pomp and pageantry | 0:22:19 | 0:22:23 | |
-and I wouldn't have had a history theme either. -Hmm. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
Boring. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:28 | |
Nikki's first clue to Nathan's historical theme | 0:22:34 | 0:22:37 | |
was delivered in a note whilst on a break to Venice with her mum. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:40 | |
I honestly thought someone was going to come over with the letter | 0:22:40 | 0:22:44 | |
saying, "Here's a glass of champagne from Nathan, he loves you." | 0:22:44 | 0:22:48 | |
I was thinking it was going to be so dramatic. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:51 | |
What?! | 0:22:51 | 0:22:52 | |
"Sweetheart, I've organised a private tour for you and your mum today." | 0:22:52 | 0:22:56 | |
It was a guided tour of Venice. | 0:22:56 | 0:22:58 | |
This was the richest and most powerful city in the Mediterranean Sea before the discovery of America. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:04 | |
I think you could have taken in the surroundings of a beautiful city. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:06 | |
-Get a bit of context. -See, even that, I just think, "Oh, God!" | 0:23:06 | 0:23:10 | |
-I love history this much. -Such a Philistine. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:12 | |
Even the stag do got the Nathan treatment. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:17 | |
The lads hoped for striptease. What they got was CREAM teas. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:22 | |
I'm going to have some cake, big-time. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:24 | |
That wasn't to everyone's taste, especially Nikki's brother, Jay. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:28 | |
It's not going to sit well for you in the family, this. | 0:23:28 | 0:23:30 | |
It's not the best start you've got off to. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:32 | |
Cream teas, scones and poncey cakes. What a numbnut! | 0:23:32 | 0:23:37 | |
Cream teas for a stag night - what was I thinking? | 0:23:37 | 0:23:40 | |
I needed my head examined at that point. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:42 | |
Go for the concept for the wedding. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:45 | |
But don't be a knob and do it for your stag. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:49 | |
They were nice sandwiches, though. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:51 | |
The stag do might have gone stale, | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
but it was Nikki's wedding journey that left a bad taste in her mouth. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:57 | |
The morning of the wedding was the most nerve-wracking thing. | 0:23:57 | 0:24:01 | |
What if he picks London? | 0:24:01 | 0:24:02 | |
We could be going to London if he stays on this road. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:05 | |
I don't like London. Why are we going to London? This better be worth it. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:11 | |
And on the hottest day of the year, she wasn't best pleased. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:14 | |
I just remember being flustered. It was so hot. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:17 | |
We had been in the car for an hour-and-a-half. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:18 | |
There was no air-conditioning in there. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
I didn't want the windows down, because it would mess up my hair and my veil. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:23 | |
I was thinking, "God, I want to get out of this car." | 0:24:23 | 0:24:26 | |
After a long, hot drive, the bride finally arrived, | 0:24:26 | 0:24:30 | |
and waiting at the aisle was Nathan. | 0:24:30 | 0:24:33 | |
In fancy dress. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:34 | |
Seeing Nathan again for the first time in what felt like months | 0:24:34 | 0:24:40 | |
was one of the best feelings I've ever had. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:42 | |
It was just like, "Oh, my God," you can't buy this. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:47 | |
Then his bottom lip went, and I was like, "Oh, no!" | 0:24:47 | 0:24:50 | |
When I saw Nik walk down the aisle, it was the most amazing thing. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:54 | |
The top moment of my life. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:56 | |
I call upon these persons here present to witness that I, | 0:24:59 | 0:25:01 | |
Nathan Ashley Peter Bones, do take thee, Nicola Moira Bacon, | 0:25:01 | 0:25:04 | |
to be my lawful wedded wife. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:06 | |
Do take thee, Nathan Ashley Peter Bones, to be my lawful wedded husband. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:10 | |
Ceremony over. Now on to that outfit. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:14 | |
And we're not talking about what the bride was wearing. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:18 | |
-It's different, innit? -It's different. It's pomp. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:21 | |
He had them white gloves on, fur... | 0:25:21 | 0:25:24 | |
I cuddled him, and he stunk of, like, an old man's loft. | 0:25:24 | 0:25:28 | |
If you can't wear it on your wedding day, when CAN you wear it? | 0:25:28 | 0:25:31 | |
Apart from Halloween. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:32 | |
And it wasn't long before Nikki got her next shock. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:36 | |
That stupid bloody kiss. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:38 | |
He wanted to get to a specific bit of music to kiss at, | 0:25:39 | 0:25:44 | |
which I found the most cringe-worthy thing going. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:48 | |
ROUSING MUSIC | 0:25:48 | 0:25:49 | |
I don't think they're ready. They can't even see us anyway. | 0:25:55 | 0:25:58 | |
As you saw, I couldn't get down from there quick enough. | 0:25:58 | 0:26:01 | |
Maybe the fanfare would have been enough, | 0:26:01 | 0:26:03 | |
but I had to go that one extra. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:05 | |
The wedding most reflected YOU, didn't it? | 0:26:06 | 0:26:08 | |
-It was a medieval history sort of thing. -It wasn't medieval. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:12 | |
-What were the tables, then? Historic. -The tables were Jacobean, from 1663. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:17 | |
-Oh, God! -That's not medieval. -I thought it looked medieval. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:21 | |
-That's late Restoration. -Well... | 0:26:21 | 0:26:23 | |
-So, Nikki, didn't you like it one tiny bit? -It could've been worse. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:30 | |
-That's what I thought. -Ungrateful. Wow! | 0:26:30 | 0:26:36 | |
She might have got over her historical tour of Venice, | 0:26:43 | 0:26:46 | |
even let him off for wearing that outfit, | 0:26:46 | 0:26:48 | |
but for setting the whole wedding back in 18th century, | 0:26:48 | 0:26:52 | |
it's now time for Nikki to get her own back. | 0:26:52 | 0:26:55 | |
As a special thank-you for the history-themed wedding, | 0:26:55 | 0:26:58 | |
I've got a special little present for you. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:01 | |
-Merry Christmas! -Thank you very much. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:06 | |
I'm going to bring you up into THIS century. | 0:27:08 | 0:27:11 | |
-I'm going to restyle you, and we're going to have a night out, Essex style. -It's dreadful! | 0:27:11 | 0:27:16 | |
MUSIC: "I'm In Essex Girl" by Chuckie and LMFAO | 0:27:16 | 0:27:18 | |
You look really good. But you just need a little bit of fake tan. | 0:27:36 | 0:27:41 | |
You look nice with a tan. | 0:27:46 | 0:27:48 | |
With Nathan now more reem than regal, Nikki's got her revenge. | 0:27:49 | 0:27:54 | |
She's finally got her modern man, but there's one more test. | 0:27:54 | 0:27:58 | |
How will Nathan's new look go down with top Essex bloke and her brother, Jay? | 0:27:58 | 0:28:03 | |
-Nice tan, bit of bling, nice little slick-down do. -Yeah. | 0:28:03 | 0:28:07 | |
Have a turn. | 0:28:07 | 0:28:10 | |
I think it's an improvement. He's lost the cravat. | 0:28:10 | 0:28:14 | |
-Want a drink? -Let's get a drink. | 0:28:14 | 0:28:16 | |
-Was it a good Christmas present? -It was fantastic. | 0:28:16 | 0:28:19 | |
-I couldn't ask for better. -Had a good year? -It's been fantastic. | 0:28:19 | 0:28:23 | |
-I married your sister, so of course. -Good call. -Merry Christmas! | 0:28:23 | 0:28:27 | |
Who can forget Hayley and Ian? | 0:28:33 | 0:28:36 | |
She was a girl who dreamt of being a beautiful pink butterfly on her wedding day. | 0:28:37 | 0:28:41 | |
You're not living if you haven't got glitter on. | 0:28:41 | 0:28:44 | |
He was the bridegroom who thought, "I know what she really wants." | 0:28:44 | 0:28:48 | |
-She's getting in the swimming pool in her wedding dress. -Really? | 0:28:48 | 0:28:51 | |
She don't know that yet? Uh-oh! | 0:28:51 | 0:28:53 | |
It was definitely the wettest and the weirdest wedding idea. | 0:28:53 | 0:28:56 | |
The leisure centre was the place we met and she taught me to swim, | 0:28:56 | 0:28:59 | |
it's where we had our first kiss, so I still think it is a great idea. | 0:28:59 | 0:29:03 | |
Obviously, I would not go back and change anything. | 0:29:03 | 0:29:06 | |
But how does Hayley remember her special day? | 0:29:06 | 0:29:09 | |
I could have killed him a couple of times. | 0:29:09 | 0:29:12 | |
You just don't think on your wedding day that someone is going | 0:29:12 | 0:29:15 | |
to put you in a pool, no matter how much you like water. | 0:29:15 | 0:29:18 | |
On the morning of the wedding, | 0:29:22 | 0:29:23 | |
Hayley prepared for the day every girl dreams of. | 0:29:23 | 0:29:26 | |
Me and the other girls were getting ready. | 0:29:26 | 0:29:28 | |
We must've spent about four hours, which is a long time for me. | 0:29:28 | 0:29:32 | |
I'd worked really hard | 0:29:32 | 0:29:34 | |
and so had all the other girls, trying to make me look beautiful. | 0:29:34 | 0:29:37 | |
I felt really pretty, really like a princess. | 0:29:37 | 0:29:41 | |
It was like, "I feel all nice and I can't wait for him to see me." | 0:29:41 | 0:29:46 | |
With her makeover complete, Hayley emerged from her chrysalis | 0:29:46 | 0:29:50 | |
the butterfly she'd always dreamt she'd be. | 0:29:50 | 0:29:53 | |
-When the wedding car arrived, she couldn't have been any happier. -God! | 0:29:53 | 0:29:58 | |
-He got a pink one! -But the excitement soon turned to confusion. | 0:29:58 | 0:30:03 | |
I was sat in the back of the taxi and I thought, | 0:30:03 | 0:30:07 | |
"This must be a back way to the church. | 0:30:07 | 0:30:09 | |
"We better not be going to the leisure centre." | 0:30:09 | 0:30:13 | |
Even going down the road, | 0:30:13 | 0:30:15 | |
I was still convinced we're not going to the leisure centre. | 0:30:15 | 0:30:18 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:30:18 | 0:30:20 | |
Then, when we pulled into the car park, I was in shock. | 0:30:20 | 0:30:23 | |
I thought, "No, it can't be." | 0:30:23 | 0:30:25 | |
-This is weird. -Yeah, this is really weird. | 0:30:25 | 0:30:28 | |
I'm getting really scared now. | 0:30:28 | 0:30:31 | |
I don't know if I want to get out. | 0:30:31 | 0:30:33 | |
But she did, and Ian's pool plan was soon revealed. | 0:30:34 | 0:30:37 | |
I just thought, "What am I doing? This is mental. | 0:30:37 | 0:30:41 | |
"What the hell?! I'm going to kill him!" | 0:30:41 | 0:30:44 | |
Even when we were next to the pool, I was thinking, "This is a joke. | 0:30:44 | 0:30:49 | |
"He's kidding. He's kidding, right?" | 0:30:49 | 0:30:52 | |
It's just made so much sense at the moment of planning it. | 0:30:52 | 0:30:56 | |
She loves the water, she loves being in the water, | 0:30:56 | 0:30:58 | |
she is calm in the water, she is a mermaid. | 0:30:58 | 0:31:01 | |
So why not make her into one on her wedding day? | 0:31:01 | 0:31:04 | |
"You know how we met in the gym at this leisure centre | 0:31:04 | 0:31:07 | |
"and you taught me how to swim here too?" | 0:31:07 | 0:31:10 | |
God, I can't finish it. "And how much you believe you're a mermaid. | 0:31:10 | 0:31:16 | |
"I thought, what better place on your nervous day than a place | 0:31:16 | 0:31:20 | |
"where you're most calm. So we're getting married underwater." | 0:31:20 | 0:31:25 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:31:25 | 0:31:27 | |
You sod! | 0:31:27 | 0:31:29 | |
I am going to get under that water, and swim up | 0:31:31 | 0:31:34 | |
and I'm going to whack you over the head with my oxygen tank. | 0:31:34 | 0:31:37 | |
And it wasn't only Hayley who had taken the news of the wedding plans badly. | 0:31:37 | 0:31:41 | |
-The bridesmaids I heard shouting and screaming. -No freaking way! | 0:31:41 | 0:31:47 | |
I thought, great, that's a good start(!) | 0:31:47 | 0:31:50 | |
-Seriously, we just got all our hair and make-up done. -Oh, my God. | 0:31:50 | 0:31:55 | |
How can someone be so romantically stupid? | 0:31:55 | 0:31:59 | |
You haven't got to do anything you don't want to do. | 0:31:59 | 0:32:02 | |
-Don't let him do it. -Andrea, stop it, please. | 0:32:02 | 0:32:05 | |
I don't want to talk any more. | 0:32:05 | 0:32:07 | |
There was a moment when I literally thought, "I don't know | 0:32:07 | 0:32:11 | |
"if I can do this, like, this way." | 0:32:11 | 0:32:13 | |
I just want to get married, nicely. | 0:32:13 | 0:32:16 | |
This is really, really testing my love for him now. | 0:32:16 | 0:32:21 | |
I try my hardest to stay positive and I can't. I just want to sit down. | 0:32:21 | 0:32:25 | |
I wouldn't say I'm proud that I made my bride cry on her wedding day. | 0:32:30 | 0:32:34 | |
It is a bit gutting that I made her have those thoughts. | 0:32:34 | 0:32:36 | |
When I was sat in the changing room, | 0:32:36 | 0:32:39 | |
I was taking a deep breath. | 0:32:39 | 0:32:40 | |
I had all these things going through my mind and I just thought, | 0:32:40 | 0:32:44 | |
"What are you doing?" | 0:32:44 | 0:32:46 | |
I always said it didn't matter what happened | 0:32:46 | 0:32:49 | |
as long as I was marrying Ian. And I meant that. | 0:32:49 | 0:32:53 | |
I'm going to have to do it, ain't I? | 0:32:56 | 0:32:58 | |
I'm happy as long as I get married to him, at the end of the day. | 0:33:02 | 0:33:05 | |
He is a romantic idiot, but he IS a romantic | 0:33:05 | 0:33:08 | |
and he's tried to think about it. | 0:33:08 | 0:33:10 | |
I've had quite a few people say to me, "I wouldn't have married you. | 0:33:13 | 0:33:17 | |
"I would have walked away." | 0:33:17 | 0:33:18 | |
My answer is, "That's why I didn't marry you." | 0:33:18 | 0:33:20 | |
If I had have walked out, | 0:33:20 | 0:33:21 | |
I would have regretted it for the rest of my life | 0:33:21 | 0:33:24 | |
and I would've felt that I would have really let him down | 0:33:24 | 0:33:27 | |
and I would've broken his heart, but...there was a wobbly bit. | 0:33:27 | 0:33:31 | |
There was definitely a few wobbly bits. | 0:33:31 | 0:33:33 | |
So after three long weeks, Hayley finally got to go down the aisle. | 0:33:35 | 0:33:40 | |
Well, sort of. | 0:33:40 | 0:33:42 | |
When I was swimming down, I felt the nerves that every bride does feel. | 0:33:45 | 0:33:50 | |
That it was really exciting, and I couldn't wait to see him. | 0:33:50 | 0:33:56 | |
I just remember you being really far away, and no matter how hard I kicked, | 0:33:56 | 0:34:01 | |
it was like someone was moving you back, because I couldn't get any closer. | 0:34:01 | 0:34:04 | |
I was like, "Come on," and the dress was so heavy. | 0:34:04 | 0:34:06 | |
Was that your sister holding onto you saying, "Don't do it!"? | 0:34:06 | 0:34:09 | |
Yeah, holding me by the flippers! | 0:34:09 | 0:34:12 | |
I now pronounce them husband and wife. | 0:34:20 | 0:34:22 | |
You tried to drown me with your kiss. | 0:34:30 | 0:34:32 | |
Well, I'm going in for my wedding kiss, I'm not just going to go like that. | 0:34:32 | 0:34:35 | |
Big breath in. | 0:34:35 | 0:34:37 | |
I was prepared for a smooch, and you were like, "Quick, I'm going to die!" | 0:34:37 | 0:34:42 | |
I was panicking. | 0:34:42 | 0:34:44 | |
I think you're very lucky that I got in the water. | 0:34:47 | 0:34:49 | |
What do you mean, lucky? You were always going to do it. | 0:34:49 | 0:34:53 | |
I think I always would have, cos I didn't want to let you down, | 0:34:53 | 0:34:57 | |
but you're lucky I didn't kill you afterwards. | 0:34:57 | 0:35:01 | |
But your sister tried. | 0:35:01 | 0:35:02 | |
I don't think you realise what a big deal that hair | 0:35:04 | 0:35:06 | |
and make-up is on the wedding day. | 0:35:06 | 0:35:08 | |
I knew it was a big deal. | 0:35:08 | 0:35:09 | |
-Yes, I know, but... -But I know you as a person. | 0:35:09 | 0:35:12 | |
You're better than just letting hair and make up cloud your decisions. | 0:35:12 | 0:35:17 | |
-Well, I nearly didn't let them. -But you didn't. | 0:35:17 | 0:35:22 | |
Yeah. It was close. | 0:35:22 | 0:35:24 | |
And as a new, fresher-faced Hayley set off on a taxi, | 0:35:26 | 0:35:30 | |
little did she know that she wasn't actually officially married. | 0:35:30 | 0:35:35 | |
I honestly didn't even think about that. | 0:35:35 | 0:35:37 | |
I was just on cloud nine, just all excited. | 0:35:37 | 0:35:42 | |
But with a second ceremony, a whole new makeover and a second | 0:35:42 | 0:35:45 | |
dress sorted, she finally got the wedding she'd dreamt of. | 0:35:45 | 0:35:49 | |
And nothing was going to dampen her spirits. | 0:35:53 | 0:35:56 | |
Let's party! | 0:35:56 | 0:35:58 | |
I'm proud of both of us. I'm pleased we did it the way we did it. | 0:36:00 | 0:36:03 | |
What's the point of making your special day something | 0:36:03 | 0:36:06 | |
someone else wants it to be? | 0:36:06 | 0:36:08 | |
-It's not your special day, then. -Yeah, exactly. | 0:36:08 | 0:36:11 | |
It certainly was unique, wasn't it? | 0:36:11 | 0:36:13 | |
Somehow, Ian managed to convince Hayley that her wedding | 0:36:13 | 0:36:17 | |
wasn't a complete wash-out. | 0:36:17 | 0:36:19 | |
But has she really forgiven him? | 0:36:19 | 0:36:22 | |
Of course she has. And she's gotten the perfect present to prove it. | 0:36:22 | 0:36:27 | |
For putting me underwater for our wedding day, | 0:36:28 | 0:36:31 | |
I've got a special Christmas present for you. | 0:36:31 | 0:36:34 | |
-It's very light. -So might YOU be. | 0:36:41 | 0:36:43 | |
I'm actually going to make you fly 30 metres in the air | 0:36:44 | 0:36:48 | |
wearing these butterfly wings. | 0:36:48 | 0:36:51 | |
-What do you mean, make me fly? -Well, you're going to find out. | 0:36:51 | 0:36:54 | |
But Merry Christmas! | 0:36:54 | 0:36:55 | |
-You know I'm scared of heights. -I think you'll be all right. | 0:36:57 | 0:37:00 | |
-You'll survive, just like I did. -You don't hate me that much, do you? | 0:37:00 | 0:37:04 | |
-Are you feeling nervous? -Yes! | 0:37:04 | 0:37:05 | |
You know you've got to do it, but you don't want to. | 0:37:05 | 0:37:08 | |
A bit like my wedding day! | 0:37:08 | 0:37:11 | |
So, Ian, who hates heights, | 0:37:11 | 0:37:12 | |
is taking to the sky in a way that only a vengeful bride would see fit. | 0:37:12 | 0:37:16 | |
I'm not getting out. | 0:37:16 | 0:37:18 | |
-Come on. -No. -Come on. | 0:37:19 | 0:37:21 | |
# And I would do anything for love... # | 0:37:21 | 0:37:26 | |
He is literally on a wing and a prayer. | 0:37:27 | 0:37:31 | |
I wouldn't miss this for the world, mate. Get him back! | 0:37:31 | 0:37:34 | |
Go on, my beautiful butterfly! | 0:37:36 | 0:37:38 | |
CHEERING | 0:37:46 | 0:37:48 | |
Yes! Nice one! | 0:37:55 | 0:37:57 | |
-Well done! Woo! -Buddy, how was that? | 0:38:04 | 0:38:06 | |
-BLEEP -evil! | 0:38:06 | 0:38:08 | |
Well done! | 0:38:08 | 0:38:10 | |
You didn't enjoy it a little bit? | 0:38:15 | 0:38:17 | |
-I hated it. I seriously hated it. -That's my revenge. Merry Christmas! | 0:38:17 | 0:38:23 | |
Bet you wish you'd gone for the church now, eh? | 0:38:24 | 0:38:27 | |
Up next, it's Chris and Corinne. | 0:38:29 | 0:38:31 | |
She was the heavily pregnant bride... | 0:38:35 | 0:38:36 | |
I hope he takes it into account on the day, | 0:38:36 | 0:38:41 | |
that I'm eight months pregnant. | 0:38:41 | 0:38:42 | |
-..who dreamed of an elegant, tea party wedding. -Absolutely perfect. | 0:38:42 | 0:38:48 | |
That's done it now. That's done it. | 0:38:48 | 0:38:51 | |
Instead, big kid Chris... | 0:38:51 | 0:38:54 | |
got carried away and organised a wedding in | 0:38:54 | 0:38:57 | |
the middle of a forest in Scotland, hundreds of miles from home. | 0:38:57 | 0:39:02 | |
I'm going to do it the way I want to do it, pregnancy be damned! | 0:39:02 | 0:39:06 | |
And, boy, did he have a big idea. | 0:39:06 | 0:39:09 | |
I want a theatrical, fairytale wedding, like you've walked | 0:39:09 | 0:39:12 | |
onto the set of a film | 0:39:12 | 0:39:14 | |
or into the pages of your favourite childhood fairytale book. | 0:39:14 | 0:39:18 | |
For eight-months-pregnant Corinne, losing her cool wasn't an option. | 0:39:19 | 0:39:23 | |
It's unlikely that I will at any point think, | 0:39:23 | 0:39:27 | |
"I can't do this," and get stressed out and snap. | 0:39:27 | 0:39:30 | |
But once the fairy dust settled, | 0:39:30 | 0:39:32 | |
what did she think of her outdoor wedding? | 0:39:32 | 0:39:35 | |
It wasn't what I wanted at the time, because all I was thinking was, | 0:39:35 | 0:39:38 | |
"I'm tired." | 0:39:38 | 0:39:39 | |
I just didn't know how far he'd take it and what's going to happen. | 0:39:39 | 0:39:43 | |
"Am I going to kill him at the end of this?" | 0:39:43 | 0:39:46 | |
So, any news since the big day? | 0:39:46 | 0:39:49 | |
-You're not pregnant any more! -Yeah. | 0:39:51 | 0:39:54 | |
-There is that. -We have a baby. | 0:39:54 | 0:39:56 | |
Since we got married, we had our second son! We had little Jonah. | 0:39:56 | 0:40:00 | |
Chris was one of Don't Tell The Bride's most excitable grooms ever. | 0:40:05 | 0:40:09 | |
And it certainly showed in his approach to the wedding. | 0:40:10 | 0:40:13 | |
Honestly, I could just spend all day here playing. | 0:40:13 | 0:40:16 | |
And as Chris searched for somewhere to get hitched, | 0:40:16 | 0:40:20 | |
he soon got caught up in his own grand vision...for a shed. | 0:40:20 | 0:40:25 | |
Corinne comes up, she comes through the enchanted forest | 0:40:25 | 0:40:28 | |
and sees all the magic of it. | 0:40:28 | 0:40:29 | |
Chris has got a very big personality and a lot of ambition | 0:40:29 | 0:40:33 | |
and imagination. | 0:40:33 | 0:40:34 | |
And the doors open and the curtain falls and lights come up inside. | 0:40:34 | 0:40:39 | |
Honestly, I'm getting a bit emotional thinking about this. | 0:40:42 | 0:40:45 | |
This is beautiful. | 0:40:45 | 0:40:47 | |
I'm not ashamed that I cried. Only a real man can cry. | 0:40:47 | 0:40:50 | |
This is the fairytale wedding I want to give her. | 0:40:50 | 0:40:52 | |
Wonderful shed, come on, please, please! | 0:40:52 | 0:40:55 | |
You can do this, we can do it! | 0:40:55 | 0:40:57 | |
Looking back at it, the shed probably wasn't the best idea. | 0:40:57 | 0:41:01 | |
With Chris, you never know what you're going to get. | 0:41:01 | 0:41:04 | |
But what Corinne did get was this - a mud hut deep in the forest | 0:41:04 | 0:41:08 | |
in south-west Scotland. | 0:41:08 | 0:41:10 | |
And with a hug for the owner, Chris sealed the deal. | 0:41:10 | 0:41:14 | |
Come here, you beautiful man! | 0:41:14 | 0:41:16 | |
-Bless, he's blubbing again. -Sorry, I've been doing this all day! | 0:41:18 | 0:41:24 | |
So, once he'd found his forest location, | 0:41:24 | 0:41:26 | |
Chris sent her an invitation she'll never forget. | 0:41:26 | 0:41:29 | |
Mainly because she'll be seeing it for ever. | 0:41:29 | 0:41:32 | |
By the point of getting the invitation, | 0:41:32 | 0:41:35 | |
I was pretty stressed and worried about everything. | 0:41:35 | 0:41:38 | |
The first thing I thought was, of course he couldn't do | 0:41:38 | 0:41:41 | |
something normal, of course I wasn't going to get a piece of card. | 0:41:41 | 0:41:44 | |
-Oh, he's keeping us waiting. -You idiot! | 0:41:44 | 0:41:47 | |
And then the tattoo! | 0:41:48 | 0:41:50 | |
It hurt like hell. | 0:41:50 | 0:41:53 | |
Oh...! | 0:41:53 | 0:41:55 | |
-Oh, you're kidding me! -Oh, my God! | 0:41:58 | 0:42:01 | |
There are not enough words to describe how much | 0:42:01 | 0:42:04 | |
I didn't expect to see that. | 0:42:04 | 0:42:06 | |
Not a dry eye in the house when that little sequence was on, | 0:42:06 | 0:42:09 | |
so mission accomplished. | 0:42:09 | 0:42:11 | |
His invite may have hit the spot, | 0:42:11 | 0:42:13 | |
but his choice of bridesmaid dresses completely missed the mark. | 0:42:13 | 0:42:17 | |
I think they found it pretty stressful. | 0:42:17 | 0:42:20 | |
At the end of the day, they were worried about me. | 0:42:21 | 0:42:25 | |
You all look really unhappy. | 0:42:25 | 0:42:27 | |
It really, really, really could've been worse. | 0:42:27 | 0:42:30 | |
He said, "I've got a vision for you, just go with me." | 0:42:30 | 0:42:34 | |
The girls weren't very happy with what they were wearing, | 0:42:34 | 0:42:36 | |
because it wasn't traditional, | 0:42:36 | 0:42:38 | |
and I think they didn't expect to be wearing what they were wearing. | 0:42:38 | 0:42:42 | |
There is method in his madness, and I know you don't believe me | 0:42:42 | 0:42:45 | |
-when I say that. -Has he drugged you or something? | 0:42:45 | 0:42:48 | |
Just because I'm calm? | 0:42:48 | 0:42:50 | |
I can't understand how you can still be calm. | 0:42:50 | 0:42:52 | |
I didn't drug her - I'd like to point out, I didn't drug her. | 0:42:52 | 0:42:57 | |
I had to stay calm and not stress myself out too much, | 0:42:57 | 0:43:00 | |
because I couldn't do with my blood pressure skyrocketing. | 0:43:00 | 0:43:03 | |
So I just tried to stay calm, even though I was a little bit...antsy. | 0:43:05 | 0:43:10 | |
-She may hold the title for the most chilled-out bride ever. -Welcome. | 0:43:10 | 0:43:14 | |
But Chris made sure she broke a sweat on the world's longest aisle. | 0:43:14 | 0:43:19 | |
It was sort of a dirt path through the forest. | 0:43:19 | 0:43:22 | |
Chris takes things to another level, doesn't he? | 0:43:22 | 0:43:25 | |
And that's exactly what he's done. | 0:43:25 | 0:43:26 | |
Even though I was telling myself it would be worth it at the end, | 0:43:26 | 0:43:30 | |
it was still a bit of a trek. | 0:43:30 | 0:43:31 | |
But once she'd eventually made it down the aisle, | 0:43:35 | 0:43:39 | |
everything was perfect. | 0:43:39 | 0:43:41 | |
And Corinne's first task as a married woman | 0:43:46 | 0:43:48 | |
was to get into THIS thing. | 0:43:48 | 0:43:51 | |
Seriously, you think I can get in that? | 0:43:51 | 0:43:54 | |
It was frightening. | 0:43:54 | 0:43:55 | |
Through these little narrow bits of the forest, | 0:43:58 | 0:44:01 | |
I was just thinking, "Oh, my gosh, I'm going to die. | 0:44:01 | 0:44:05 | |
"Or my waters are going to break - one or the other is going to happen." | 0:44:05 | 0:44:09 | |
The all-terrain vehicle was practical and it worked | 0:44:09 | 0:44:12 | |
and it did the job it needed to do. And it looked cool. | 0:44:12 | 0:44:15 | |
It would have been cooler if I wasn't pregnant at the time. | 0:44:15 | 0:44:18 | |
But before the day was over, | 0:44:18 | 0:44:19 | |
Chris had one more surprise in the pipeline. | 0:44:19 | 0:44:22 | |
The yurt that we stayed in on the wedding night | 0:44:22 | 0:44:24 | |
didn't have a toilet nearby. | 0:44:24 | 0:44:25 | |
This is our abode for the evening. | 0:44:25 | 0:44:28 | |
The nearest toilet was a 100-metre walk to a composting loo | 0:44:28 | 0:44:33 | |
in the middle of the woods. | 0:44:33 | 0:44:34 | |
So I had the hotel last night and a yurt tonight! | 0:44:34 | 0:44:38 | |
When you're peeing ten times a night, when you're heavily pregnant, | 0:44:38 | 0:44:42 | |
there's a person on your bladder - that's quite difficult. | 0:44:42 | 0:44:45 | |
She was a bit judgemental of me at 4 o'clock in the morning | 0:44:45 | 0:44:47 | |
when she had to get up and go to the toilet, but, um... | 0:44:47 | 0:44:51 | |
Yep, in a yurt, eight months pregnant, at night, | 0:44:52 | 0:44:56 | |
without a toilet. | 0:44:56 | 0:44:59 | |
This girl does deserve to take her revenge. But what will it be? | 0:44:59 | 0:45:02 | |
You've got a little surprise Christmas present for sticking me out | 0:45:06 | 0:45:09 | |
in the forest on that bloody all-terrain vehicle thing, | 0:45:09 | 0:45:13 | |
whipping me around all those corners. | 0:45:13 | 0:45:14 | |
Why do I feel like this is not the type of Christmas present | 0:45:14 | 0:45:17 | |
-that I'm going to want? Having said that, it's MASSIVE! -OK. | 0:45:17 | 0:45:21 | |
You're going to have a night of looking after the boys, and I'm | 0:45:26 | 0:45:29 | |
going to have a little relax and have some time to myself for a while. | 0:45:29 | 0:45:32 | |
So you get to go and relax and chill out, | 0:45:32 | 0:45:35 | |
and I get a night of...of looking after the boys, getting poo on me. | 0:45:35 | 0:45:41 | |
Bring it on. | 0:45:41 | 0:45:43 | |
For a bride who was unruffled over her outdoor wedding, | 0:45:43 | 0:45:47 | |
it's unsurprising that all she wants for her revenge is a night off! | 0:45:47 | 0:45:52 | |
So Chris gets to take on the toddlers. | 0:45:55 | 0:45:57 | |
And while this big kid bottles up... | 0:45:57 | 0:46:00 | |
..Corinne gets to wind down. | 0:46:03 | 0:46:05 | |
Sit down. Do you want some juice? Juice. Oh, no! | 0:46:10 | 0:46:14 | |
Oscar! | 0:46:19 | 0:46:21 | |
It's strange being in such a quiet...room | 0:46:21 | 0:46:26 | |
and not having to worry about anything that's going on. | 0:46:26 | 0:46:28 | |
So, after a couple of hours, Chris has been run off his feet. | 0:46:28 | 0:46:33 | |
No! | 0:46:34 | 0:46:35 | |
While a relaxed Corinne is taking the weight off hers. | 0:46:35 | 0:46:39 | |
Bet you could get used to this, Corinne. Merry Christmas. | 0:46:39 | 0:46:43 | |
Up next, it's rocking robins Terri and Martyn. | 0:46:47 | 0:46:49 | |
She was the alternative model | 0:46:49 | 0:46:51 | |
who took on her fiance's very alternative look. | 0:46:51 | 0:46:55 | |
But when it came to her dream day, her head was firmly in the clouds. | 0:46:55 | 0:47:00 | |
-Every princess has two dresses. -And this princess wanted the fairytale. | 0:47:00 | 0:47:05 | |
It would have been a castle, it would have unicorns, | 0:47:05 | 0:47:08 | |
-it would be the most magical thing ever. -Did she say unicorns? | 0:47:08 | 0:47:12 | |
-Unicorns. -Yeah, she did. | 0:47:12 | 0:47:15 | |
Unfortunately for Terri, her groom-to-be Martyn... | 0:47:15 | 0:47:18 | |
It needs to be a big metal show. | 0:47:18 | 0:47:21 | |
..chose metal over magical. | 0:47:22 | 0:47:25 | |
But how did Terri really feel | 0:47:27 | 0:47:29 | |
when the curtain came up on her wedding day? | 0:47:29 | 0:47:32 | |
There was a hell of a lot of metal at our wedding. | 0:47:32 | 0:47:34 | |
It's surprising that I didn't have a metal dress. | 0:47:34 | 0:47:37 | |
When Terri left Martyn to plan her big day, she had high hopes | 0:47:40 | 0:47:44 | |
about what her groom and his best man Ben would pull off. | 0:47:44 | 0:47:48 | |
We've got a wedding to plan. | 0:47:48 | 0:47:50 | |
With Ben and Martyn working together, I did think that they would | 0:47:50 | 0:47:54 | |
get a lot done and that they would agree on a lot of things. | 0:47:54 | 0:47:58 | |
If only that were the case, | 0:47:58 | 0:48:00 | |
as the boys got off to a bad start - a really, really bad start. | 0:48:00 | 0:48:05 | |
That day, Ben got a bit upset that I'd invited the lads along. | 0:48:05 | 0:48:09 | |
I think he just wanted it to be me and him. | 0:48:09 | 0:48:12 | |
You're just jealous because I've got other people here, | 0:48:12 | 0:48:14 | |
-so you're acting like an idiot now. -No, I'm not acting like an idiot. | 0:48:14 | 0:48:17 | |
-I've got three best men. -What difference is there between me | 0:48:17 | 0:48:20 | |
-and Sam and Josh? -Forget it, Ben. Go home. | 0:48:20 | 0:48:23 | |
It was more funny than anything, seeing them pulling faces | 0:48:23 | 0:48:25 | |
and shouting at each other. | 0:48:25 | 0:48:27 | |
They just seemed to argue a hell of a lot | 0:48:27 | 0:48:29 | |
about stuff that didn't need to be argued about. | 0:48:29 | 0:48:31 | |
After four days, the boys were still without a venue, | 0:48:31 | 0:48:34 | |
and the pressure was growing. | 0:48:34 | 0:48:36 | |
What ever your little mind were doing at that moment... | 0:48:36 | 0:48:38 | |
My little mind is trying to pull a wedding out the bag. | 0:48:38 | 0:48:41 | |
What do you think I'M trying to do? | 0:48:41 | 0:48:42 | |
All you're thinking about is your ego, Martyn. | 0:48:42 | 0:48:44 | |
Right, I'm going to have to walk away, | 0:48:44 | 0:48:46 | |
-because I'm going to take your head off. -Really? | 0:48:46 | 0:48:49 | |
I'm sure Terri will be so chuffed | 0:48:49 | 0:48:51 | |
with the effort you're making right now. | 0:48:51 | 0:48:53 | |
A fight! | 0:48:58 | 0:48:59 | |
One more word. Mention Terri again... | 0:48:59 | 0:49:02 | |
They argued more times than they were planning stuff. | 0:49:02 | 0:49:04 | |
Terri is my mate as well - look at what you're doing. | 0:49:04 | 0:49:08 | |
I regret lashing out on Ben that day. I do regret that. | 0:49:08 | 0:49:12 | |
But, I mean, if somebody's going to push someone to the limit, | 0:49:12 | 0:49:15 | |
you've got to expect a reaction, it's as simple as that. | 0:49:15 | 0:49:18 | |
Ben wouldn't back down. You had to take yourself into a little cupboard! | 0:49:18 | 0:49:22 | |
-You're not saying anything about that one? -No. | 0:49:24 | 0:49:27 | |
But the boys weren't the only ones finding it tough, | 0:49:27 | 0:49:30 | |
as Terri was having difficulties with her mum. | 0:49:30 | 0:49:33 | |
And tensions between the pair boiled over | 0:49:34 | 0:49:37 | |
whilst looking at wedding dresses. | 0:49:37 | 0:49:39 | |
When we went dream-dress shopping, | 0:49:39 | 0:49:41 | |
me and my mum had a bit of a do when I came out in one of the dresses. | 0:49:41 | 0:49:46 | |
I heard her say something, and that's just when I snapped. | 0:49:46 | 0:49:50 | |
I think this is more the church dress than the other one. | 0:49:50 | 0:49:54 | |
-Mum, it's not your wedding, so shut up. -I'm just talking. | 0:49:54 | 0:49:57 | |
-What is she saying? -Nothing. | 0:49:59 | 0:50:02 | |
"I didn't say anything, I didn't say anything at all." You did. | 0:50:02 | 0:50:05 | |
I don't even want you in the wedding. | 0:50:05 | 0:50:07 | |
We both have different opinions, we both get on each other's nerves, | 0:50:10 | 0:50:13 | |
but she is my best friend at the same time - we always make up. | 0:50:13 | 0:50:16 | |
THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER | 0:50:16 | 0:50:19 | |
-Do it. -"I don't even WANT you at my wedding!" | 0:50:22 | 0:50:25 | |
At least Martyn had a bit more fun when HE went dress shopping. | 0:50:27 | 0:50:31 | |
I was pretty pissed. | 0:50:35 | 0:50:36 | |
I think we had about two bottles of champagne before actually | 0:50:38 | 0:50:42 | |
choosing the dress, so, yeah, it were a bit of a shocker, really. | 0:50:42 | 0:50:45 | |
Which is pretty much what Terri thought when she saw it. | 0:50:45 | 0:50:49 | |
-I really don't want to see it. -You'll be OK. | 0:50:49 | 0:50:51 | |
When I first saw my dress, I absolutely hated it. | 0:50:53 | 0:50:55 | |
When she opened it up, I was just like... | 0:50:59 | 0:51:03 | |
That moment of seeing your dress and not liking it, it is | 0:51:05 | 0:51:08 | |
the worst feeling in the world. | 0:51:08 | 0:51:11 | |
The whole dress day is just unbelievably stressful. | 0:51:11 | 0:51:15 | |
But then we thought we'd try it on. | 0:51:15 | 0:51:18 | |
Your boobs, your figure, honestly, babe, it looks gorgeous. | 0:51:18 | 0:51:21 | |
-You do look stunning, Terri, stunning. -Classic. | 0:51:21 | 0:51:24 | |
'Still, it was huge. | 0:51:24 | 0:51:26 | |
'It just went out instead of in, and it weren't' | 0:51:26 | 0:51:29 | |
until they came in and altered it and they took it in, | 0:51:29 | 0:51:33 | |
so it went down into a fishtail mermaid, that I started liking it. | 0:51:33 | 0:51:38 | |
Yeah, that's perfect. | 0:51:38 | 0:51:40 | |
On the morning of my wedding, | 0:51:46 | 0:51:47 | |
I was expecting...two unicorns, with a lovely little carriage. | 0:51:47 | 0:51:54 | |
If I could have brought Terri in on a unicorn, I would have done, | 0:51:54 | 0:51:58 | |
but unicorns don't exist, so, I mean, it had to be a bus. | 0:51:58 | 0:52:04 | |
But for the girl who dreamt of a fairytale wedding | 0:52:04 | 0:52:07 | |
in a princess castle full of unicorns, | 0:52:07 | 0:52:10 | |
the bus was the least of her worries. | 0:52:10 | 0:52:13 | |
It's a hall! It's a hall! | 0:52:13 | 0:52:16 | |
That's when I just saw five white vans lined up with equipment | 0:52:16 | 0:52:22 | |
and guitars. And then I just heard this really loud noise. | 0:52:22 | 0:52:27 | |
Once inside, her worst fears were confirmed. | 0:52:27 | 0:52:30 | |
Oh, it's metal music, it's metal music. | 0:52:30 | 0:52:32 | |
It is a metal show. | 0:52:32 | 0:52:33 | |
I just wanted to marry metal with marriage. | 0:52:35 | 0:52:40 | |
LOUD HEAVY METAL MUSIC | 0:52:40 | 0:52:43 | |
Very metal. | 0:52:43 | 0:52:45 | |
More metal. | 0:52:45 | 0:52:47 | |
And more metal! | 0:52:48 | 0:52:49 | |
I mean, I was waiting on the red carpet, I sort of got a glimpse, | 0:52:49 | 0:52:55 | |
and I think that's when it really set in, that this is real. | 0:52:55 | 0:52:58 | |
Walking down the aisle, getting to Martyn, | 0:52:58 | 0:53:01 | |
it was a bit like a dream, that bit. | 0:53:01 | 0:53:04 | |
Really emotional. | 0:53:04 | 0:53:05 | |
The first time I saw her walking down the aisle | 0:53:05 | 0:53:08 | |
in the wedding dress you've chose, | 0:53:08 | 0:53:10 | |
it's just an overwhelming feeling. And she looked smoking. | 0:53:10 | 0:53:14 | |
So, after three tempestuous weeks, | 0:53:14 | 0:53:17 | |
it was a very emotional reunion for Terri and her prince. | 0:53:17 | 0:53:23 | |
-It is my promise. -It is my promise. -That I will share with you. | 0:53:23 | 0:53:27 | |
-That I will share with you. -All that I have. -All that I have. | 0:53:27 | 0:53:31 | |
-And all that I am. -And all that I am. | 0:53:31 | 0:53:33 | |
The vows - that was crazy. | 0:53:33 | 0:53:36 | |
I couldn't even speak the vows, I just kept sobbing. | 0:53:36 | 0:53:39 | |
-I will honour you. -I will honour you. | 0:53:40 | 0:53:43 | |
-And care for you. -And care for you. | 0:53:43 | 0:53:46 | |
-And we will be as one. -And we will be as one. | 0:53:46 | 0:53:49 | |
Yeah, my vows were pretty traditional, | 0:53:49 | 0:53:50 | |
but that's pretty much because I don't know what a vow is. | 0:53:50 | 0:53:54 | |
So I just had to go the simplest route. | 0:53:54 | 0:53:56 | |
For Martyn and Terri, it is my very great pleasure to pronounce you | 0:53:56 | 0:54:00 | |
husband and wife together. | 0:54:00 | 0:54:04 | |
CHEERING | 0:54:04 | 0:54:05 | |
The actual wedding day, it wasn't what I would plan. | 0:54:08 | 0:54:12 | |
It was great and I loved it, but it wasn't what I would plan. | 0:54:13 | 0:54:16 | |
-The metal took over. -So Christmas is a time for giving, not receiving. | 0:54:19 | 0:54:24 | |
And Terri's got the perfect gift they can all enjoy. | 0:54:24 | 0:54:28 | |
As a thank-you for putting on a big metal show, at our wedding, | 0:54:31 | 0:54:38 | |
I've got you a little Christmas present. | 0:54:38 | 0:54:40 | |
What is happening? | 0:54:40 | 0:54:42 | |
I couldn't have my unicorn on my day. Now I can! | 0:54:44 | 0:54:49 | |
There's something missing. | 0:54:49 | 0:54:51 | |
There's something missing. Where's the other bit?! | 0:54:53 | 0:54:57 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:55:01 | 0:55:03 | |
You're the rear end to my unicorn. Are you ready to go to the pub? | 0:55:05 | 0:55:09 | |
# It's the most wonderful time of the year. # | 0:55:09 | 0:55:14 | |
And with her new four-legged friend in tow, | 0:55:14 | 0:55:16 | |
Terri's finally got her unicorn. | 0:55:16 | 0:55:18 | |
Time to show off to friends and family. | 0:55:20 | 0:55:22 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:55:29 | 0:55:31 | |
Our first Christmas married, and I got my unicorn. | 0:55:45 | 0:55:49 | |
Maybe we can put it on tonight. | 0:55:49 | 0:55:51 | |
Someone's got the horn! | 0:55:51 | 0:55:53 | |
Just saying. | 0:55:53 | 0:55:55 | |
Next week, it's a Don't Tell The Bride Christmas special. | 0:55:55 | 0:55:59 | |
-Let's go and buy some slutty underwear. -Nick plans a wintry wedding... | 0:55:59 | 0:56:03 | |
-It's so cold. -..Rosie will never forget. | 0:56:03 | 0:56:06 | |
But will he get an icy reception... | 0:56:06 | 0:56:08 | |
-This is absolutely rubbish, what he's done. -..from his little princess? | 0:56:08 | 0:56:11 | |
I said, don't ever say that you love me, because it will make me cringe. | 0:56:11 | 0:56:14 | |
Is Nick skating on thin ice? | 0:56:14 | 0:56:17 | |
He's got to have some tricks up his sleeve, this is a joke. | 0:56:17 | 0:56:19 | |
I don't even want to marry him. | 0:56:19 | 0:56:22 | |
MARIAH CAREY: # I don't want a lot for Christmas | 0:56:22 | 0:56:25 | |
# This is all I'm asking for | 0:56:25 | 0:56:28 | |
# I just want to see my baby | 0:56:28 | 0:56:31 | |
# Standing right outside my door | 0:56:31 | 0:56:34 | |
# Oh, I just want you for my own | 0:56:34 | 0:56:37 | |
# More than you could ever know | 0:56:37 | 0:56:41 | |
# Make my wish come true | 0:56:41 | 0:56:44 | |
# Baby, all I want for Christmas... | 0:56:44 | 0:56:50 | |
# Is you-u-u-u-u. # | 0:56:50 | 0:56:55 | |
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