Magaluf Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents

This programme contains strong language.

-Your first holiday with your mates.

-Ooh, aah, Malia!

-Where everyone's up for it...

-I'm not missing home!

..and anything goes.

Cheap booze...

I am REALLY drunk.

Leave me alone.

..dirty dancing...

..and that all-important independence.

Ugghhh.

..away from Mum and Dad.

I hope my mum just never watches.

Sorry, Dad!

But what the teenagers don't know is that the parents are coming too.

That's disgusting!

Secretly watching...

Can we have just five minutes?

He's an absolute bloody disgrace.

..sneakily spying...

He's down...

..and outrageously hiding.

Tricky. Tricky.

All to see if their kids can stand on their own two feet.

It's the one thing we said we didn't want to see.

I'm starting to wonder if I even know Ashley.

I'm shocked.

He's dead.

Will the parents like what they see?

You've turned from a girl to a woman.

..As the teenagers get the shock of their lives.

-What?!

-Oh!

Oh, my God!

Why are you on my holiday?

Coming up,

two very different teenagers are let loose...

Ooh!

..in Magaluf.

I am really drunk.

THEY ARGUE

18-year-old mummy's boy Ashley has one holiday goal...

-Sarah and Gabby.

-Hello.

..as he escapes his mollycoddling family.

I wonder if I even know Ashley.

And 19-year-old exhibitionist Jemma

makes the most of her last blowout before university...

I'm not missing home!

..away from laidback mum and step-dad Sean.

I'll listen to their opinion and I give them a voice,

-I'll listen to what they say.

-They're not stupid!

But when the parents go undercover...

Ugh, there's a condom under there.

There's one in the bathroom as well.

It's the one thing we said we didn't want to see, isn't it?

..will it all be too much?

I just feel really emotional watching that.

I never ever, ever want to see your boobs again.

Ugghh.

Meet 19-year-old party girl Jemma from Burnley.

I'd describe meself as crazy, very outgoing, I love drinking.

Yeah, I love to party. I hate being bored.

I need to do something all the time.

I'm the wild one in the group.

When I'm out drinking, I just, I do loads of stupid things.

Jemma's about to go away

on her first, and maybe last, holiday with her mates.

Basically, we're all going to university and getting jobs and

in September we won't see each other, like, hardly ever and it's

the last, like, shebang, basically,

before we all separate our different ways.

Jemma thinks she's leaving behind mum Marie,

who brought her up single-handedly from the age of two.

Don't do anything you wouldn't want your grandad to see.

-Would you have been kissing boys?

-No.

-In clubs?

-No.

-Getting drunk?

-No.

-Yes, you would have.

-No, I wouldn't.

-Yes, you would have.

I give them a voice, I'll listen to what they say.

Instead of giving them strict orders I expect them to follow,

I listen to their opinion

and why they think that rule shouldn't be in place.

She keeps telling me to go to museums and relax on the beach

but that's definitely not happening.

Er, I've told her I will be drinking and, if there's someone there

that looks like Joey Essex, I will be having sex.

Three years ago, step-dad Sean joined the family

and he's a little bit worried about Jemma going on holiday alone.

You'll get deported.

The biggest issue is sort of getting really silly,

-sort of getting nude and...

-Mm.

Which I, I... They're not stupid, are they?

No, I don't think they are. No.

I hope.

-Oh, my God.

-Do you want to see my bikinis?

-Yeah.

Joining Jemma on her first ever parent-free holiday are...

This holiday, I just want to be a slut.

..up-for-it Ellie...

Got two boys, two girls, we'll be all right, won't we?

..also up-for-it Candice...

You know what I'm looking forward to? Going on the nudist beach.

Just imagine everyone, dicks out.

..and up-for-absolutely-anything Liam.

Proper muscley.

Liam is a teen who likes to leave his mark.

Liam, he pooed in a taxi. Who poos in a taxi?

We were at the taxi rank

and they say it's going to be a certain price

and he tried to charge us more

so Liam decided to have a poo in the taxi to get him back.

That's one of the things, isn't it, are we too relaxed?

We just hope that's the right way to do it, really.

Time will tell.

In Cardiff, 18-year-old Ashley is confident that he

and his mates are going to make a big impact on their lads' holiday.

By the end of the week, most people

in Magaluf will know who we are,

and if they don't, they should.

-What aren't you allowed to do?

-Jump off a balcony.

-Yeah.

Wise words. But Ashley will have to survive without his doting mum Lisa.

Where's the bottoms, then?

I'm an 18-year-old boy who relies on his mum for most things,

to be honest.

I cut up his chicken until he was about 15.

'But I mothered him terrible.'

I was always too protective over him.

Ashley's mum and dad separated when he was 11.

Since then, he's hardly lifted a finger.

I done my bed myself yesterday. It took me, like, an hour to put

the sheeting on. Don't underestimate that, it took a while.

What don't I want?

-Grandchildren.

-Exactly.

Ashley has one priority on his holiday - girls.

As many as possible.

It might sound as bad as that but I want to lay as many as possible.

I don't pay attention to whether they're nice girls or not, as in

their personalities, cos when I'm drunk it doesn't make a difference.

12. Hopefully you don't use them all.

-Cheers.

-Oh, yeah, I've known him to go out six nights a week

and have seven girls, it's nothing to him.

'No respect for women whatsoever, Ashley, none at all.'

-Three, two...

-Three, two, one, go.

Joining Ashley on his Magaluf mission are seven mates...

Spend a week not in my own hotel, on someone's tits,

sipping er, shots, maybe.

..including best friend and self-appointed ladies' man Kofi...

It'll be good, we'll have a good time.

Waking up, it being sunny and going to bed

when it's sunny as well, like seven in the morning.

..and Dan, the wingman.

Told you.

-Hello.

-Hiya, how are you?

All right.

But there's another woman in Ashley's life, his aunt Jo,

who helped bring him up.

Joanne's very close with Ashley.

She was brought up in the same house for the first couple of years.

I've got no children, but I, I do think that the way Lisa

parents Ash is not a way I'd parent my child. She's too soft with him.

What would upset you most seeing Ashley do when he's away?

-Taking a girl back to his room.

-It's going to happen, isn't it?

-I hope not!

-You need to close your eyes.

You need to close your eyes and your ears.

You know, in my eyes, he doesn't do any wrong.

Due to her health, Mum Lisa is unable to fly,

so she's sending Aunt Jo to keep watch.

What I need you to do, Jo, is literally phone me every day.

I need to know the rundown. I need to know from the moment he gets up

to the moment he goes to bed.

Lisa, I can't do that much spying on him.

You'll have to.

-See you later.

-Be careful.

It's time for Jemma to get her first taste of freedom.

I'll make sure she does not get naked.

Time to break the rules!

Well, Jemma, we'll see you soon.

Ash, I want a big kiss and that.

-In Cardiff, Ashley is also heading off.

-Ash?

My boy's going.

There we are, I'm crying.

Seatbelts on, please, every one of you.

Both groups are heading to the holiday island of Majorca,

known for its stunning beaches, amazing scenery and

the no-holds-barred resort of Magaluf.

Oh, my God, let's get in our hotel.

It's 4pm and Jemma and her friends have landed.

-We're here!

-Oh, my God.

Are you having an orgasm over Magaluf?

-Yeah.

-Prove it, prove it, prove it!

Don't, my fanny's throbbing.

Eh, this is how you arrive in style.

Where's the room? Oh, it's here.

Oh, my God, you got three beds.

Yeah, that's the shag bed.

-Is there no balcony?

-No, that's for sex.

Oh, my God, true. Oh, what's in these rooms?

Shower and thing, do you reckon? A wardrobe.

Where's the shower, then?

Having scoped out their room, Jemma's got a plan.

4th July, beach party.

-Mm-hm.

-Celebrate on the beach.

And within two hours of landing,

they're heading in search of sunshine and strong drinks.

Six euros, Miss.

-Is it strong?

-It's like cheese!

The group very quickly find their party mood.

And then the Burnley posse really start to relax.

Liam's naked, and not for the last time.

And Jemma's found a friend.

But there's a problem.

Ah, ask her the question.

Jemma thinks Candice is moving in on her man.

Why are you trying to get with him now?

-Why are you trying to get with him?

-I'm not.

< Who's your new friend, Jemma?

My new friend... What's your name?

-You know my name.

-No, he's called Ross.

-Fuck off!

-A row erupts. Liam's not happy about Candice's behaviour.

Stop being a drama queen.

You're the one being a drama queen, right?

-You're the one getting with Jemma's boyfriend.

-What the fuck?

Every boy Jemma goes up to, you try and get with him. Why?

What the fuck are you talking about? I've not touched anyone.

-Yeah, you did.

-I touched one person, right, that's it.

I am not! I was only talking.

And like most holiday rows, no-one is listening.

It's like she wants to kiss people and I ain't saying a word

and then as soon as I snog someone she's like, "I was meant to kiss him.

"I'm storming off cos you're snogging him."

What a start to the holiday.

-It's all about boys to you. I didn't pull anyone.

-I actually didn't.

And I can't believe you accused me of trying to get with that guy

-cos I didn't actually try and get with him.

-OK, if you...

Honestly, Jemma, I would not do that to you.

I just want to go home.

Stop it now.

SHE SOBS

Right, it's a boy that you're never going to see again.

Magaluf, Shagaluf, you're never going to see him again.

-Stop it now!

-They've only been in the country for five hours

but have already got drunk, fallen out and made up.

Let's snog!

Midnight, and the Cardiff boys have arrived.

THEY WHOOP

-That's mine.

-That's mine.

Ashley is sharing a room with Dan and best mate Kofi.

This is our bathroom.

Oh, my days!

It might be the early hours, but the lads are heading out

and Ashley has a simple formula for the evening.

Get out, get drunk, get home with someone, not alone.

In town, the boys start their night with syringes full of alcohol.

-Cheers.

-Drinks downed, they turn their attention to the ladies.

Not subtly...

Good arse, blonde girl.

..but certainly persistently.

-Yeah, where do you work?

-Mambo's, just over there, darling.

-Ah, yeah.

She's nice.

Do you want your name on my ass?

-You're smiling, now you're smiling, now you're smiling.

-Yeah!

It's better than being at fucking home, I'll tell you that for free.

-You've got... I don't know these girls.

-Hello.

Hello.

-Gabby.

-What's your names?

-Sarah.

-Sarah and...?

-Gabby.

-Gabby. Sarah and Gabby. BOTH:

-Hello.

But, yeah, I've enjoyed myself, I've had a good night.

I've got drunk but I haven't got a girl yet.

Give me, give me an hour.

-Less than an hour later...

-Where are you from, darling?

-Cardiff. I've told you already.

-Cardiff?

-Yeah.

All the hottest guys are from Cardiff.

-Oh, they are? OK.

-Honestly.

-Where you at now?

You've only known me for like, what is it, half an hour?

-About 45, that's enough.

-45 minutes?

-Yeah.

What do you think of me throughout that time?

I think room 423 in Rosa Del Mar should be used.

What are you on about?

That's my room.

Staggeringly, Ashley's approach might just have worked.

My name's Ashley, your name's...?

It's the morning after the night before.

I've come back with this girl

and Dan was in here with Declan.

I didn't know where fucking anyone was, to be quite honest.

Dan kept trying to come in and the girl was, like, she wasn't game.

It seems Ashley's direct approach with the ladies

doesn't work after all.

Right on cue, the parents arrive.

Accompanying Ashley's aunt is Kofi's mum, Sasha.

I'm Jo, I'm Ashley's aunt. Nice to meet you.

-How are you doing? I'm Sean.

-Hi, I'm Sasha, Kofi's mum.

So how are you feeling, are you nervous?

I'm quite apprehensive, to be honest. What's she like, Jemma?

Is she a quiet girl normally, to your knowledge?

No, not at all. No, she's quite...

No, she's full of life, out there.

Party girl, definitely a party girl.

So do you think there'll be anything that's going to shock you or...?

I'm hoping not because, at the same time,

she's also quite sensible, usually.

-Oh, really? Well it's not like Ash and Kofi then, is it?

-No.

The problem is, though, cos people think, like, you haven't slept,

how can you do that? But you can go out, cos you're drinking

so much Jagerbombs, vodka Red Bulls and everything's got energy drinks in

and just got all this shit in,

you can run off, basically, that.

In fact, Ashley hasn't slept all night.

I'm not fine right now cos I haven't had enough to drink,

but I've had, like, three drinks and a Pot Noodle.

I need to get something down me, seriously.

Meanwhile, Jemma and her friends

are lapping up the Magaluf lifestyle.

We had Sex On The Beach at the beach party, more vodka, Jagerbombs,

I had about six Jagerbombs, getting them free.

'Crazy!'

Oh, my God, if I could live here I would, but I wouldn't survive.

I think I'm ready to be independent now

cos I've come out on me own, with my friends,

and my mum's not there, not here now and I'm managing.

If I can manage in Magaluf, I can manage in Leeds.

Across town, the parents are about to view what their kids got up to

on their first day in Magaluf.

I'm hoping to see Jemma and her mates just letting their hair down

and having a really good time.

But be sensible about it.

But Jo and Kofi's mum Sasha have differing opinions.

I'm hoping their first night would be a quiet one.

I think they went all-out on the first one.

Oh, no, don't say that, please!

Right, shall we pick these up and do this?

Oh, no!

SCREAMING

Oh, my God!

Oh, no!

Oh, dear.

Uh, oh! Ooh!

Take some control, Ellie.

I don't believe that.

-No.

-Wow!

Mmm.

-Mmm, Ellie.

-That's interesting.

Well, she looked like she were enjoying herself.

-Yeah, she was being a good girl.

-Yeah.

But it's not just Ellie who's been enjoying herself.

He's good looking.

At least he's good looking.

It's my daughter, it's uncomfortable to see.

You don't see it, but...

And now for the argument.

THEY ARGUE

Oh, dear!

You're just being a bitch!

-Kind of leaves you a bit, mm, doesn't it?

-Yeah.

You're just like, "Oh, God."

-Just a shame that such a good day turned into that drama.

-Yeah, it is.

-It's just silliness.

-Yeah, just...

-From alcohol.

-Immature and silly, isn't it?

-Yeah.

Next to view are Jo and Sasha.

You can press play, I'm not doing it.

Oh, my God! Syringes full of alcohol.

Watch Ashley, he'll probably get ten in. "I've had two!"

I'll kill him.

Not another one?

-They're going to be wasted.

-Oh, this could get messy.

Oh, no! Oh, no!

He's proper going in for the kill. Ash!

I can't believe this.

I really didn't... Oh.

You know what's going to happen, don't you?

-Oh, I swear...

-They might be going for a kebab.

That's lads being lads.

They can't take girls back on the first night.

Unfortunately for Jo, Ashley's not done yet.

I don't know if I want to see this playing.

You've only known me for like, what is it, half an hour?

-About 45, that's enough.

-45 minutes?

-Yeah.

What do you think of me throughout that time?

I think room 423 in Rosa Del Mar should be used.

SHE GASPS

-What are you on about?

-That's my room.

-Where's that?

-What are they saying?

She's going back with him, isn't she?

She came across all reserved then.

-I thought she was going to try and make...

-Oh, my God! Look at that.

-You're joking.

-Did you see that?

-Did he?

-Do you reckon he did?

He might not.

-Did he even know her name? No, probably not.

-I don't know.

I don't think there's any great surprises there, that's for sure.

I think they're lads being lads and you could have seen...

-Drinking that much, though?

-Yeah.

-It's normal, is it?

-I think in Magaluf...

-Yeah.

-Mmm, I suppose.

I just feel really emotional watching that.

I didn't... It's kind of made me

realise that he's actually a man now.

He took a girl home. I mean, I think that's actually shocked me.

It wasn't... At the time I thought it was quite funny,

I was shocked, but afterwards,

I've kind of sat here and I've gone, "Oh."

'Seeing Ashley in action just now, I didn't like it.'

It's just realisation for me that he's actually not

a little baby any more, he's not my, you know,

my little boy that I think he is. He's my grown-up nephew.

A sweltering afternoon and a lad's holiday rite of passage -

the scary, high-adrenaline funfair ride.

Ashley is terrified of heights.

But there's something else he should be worried about.

Jo and Sasha have come to check up on them.

I'm scared they're going to see us, but you have to do it

cos otherwise we wouldn't get a good view of them.

With the ladies peeking from the balcony above,

the boys prepare to test themselves.

Oh, my God, they're right there.

-Right there!

-I'm not first.

-You're not first?

-I'm not going on.

-You're only at the top for a second.

It's too fucking long.

If Ashley gets on this,

I will actually give him a tenner when I get home.

I'm scared of heights.

Despite pressure from his mates, Ashley's still just spectating

and Jo and Sasha attempt to get a better vantage point.

-Put your hands in the air.

-OK.

I bet you Ashley don't get on it.

Oh, my God!

SCREAMING

Oh, my God!

-That, classic!

-I can't think of anything worse.

Yeah, you, you can get peer pressured on holiday, I suppose.

In situations like that when you don't want to do stuff,

but it's never really so bad that you get forced to do anything.

When you're with your mates,

they think they know how far you can be pushed.

I'm really glad he chickened out.

It's kind of given me a bit of faith in him

and he's just, he's his own person then

because he didn't follow suit and he didn't do it cos Kofi did it.

The sun goes down over Magaluf and the strip starts up.

Ellie! Ellie! Ellie!

For Jemma, Liam and the gang, there's booze...

Jemma!

..laughing gas, considered dangerous by some...

-Fuck off!

-Go away.

..and boys.

I'm just fed up now. Relationships and boys, I can't be bothered.

I'm not missing my home.

I hate boys. I'm going to start playing them at their own game!

Give us a kiss and I'll tell you who's gay.

Come on, then.

I'll go and sleep with their best friend and see how they like it.

Yeah.

I'm not missing home.

Good evening, girls.

The Cardiff lads are out with only one target in mind.

Swedish girls...

I grew up around women my whole life.

I learnt a lot, what women liked

and what women don't like and what to say and what not to say

and things like that. Picked up that from my family, pretty much.

Not going to lie to a girl and tell her I want to be with her

if I don't. I'm not like that. I wouldn't do that.

One nil. One nil. One nil.

Across town, Jemma and her friends are about to sample

the various excesses of Magaluf's nightlife.

Hold on now.

Jemma, you kneed me, you bit me in the head.

But even this isn't lively enough for Jemma.

Last night was fucking mental.

Tonight...

Tonight's been fairly boring, like nothing's happened that crazy,

which is usually what happens with us.

A quiet night might be advisable

as Mum and step-dad Sean arrive to watch Jemma.

It feels sneaky.

-Shake it!

-You're so hot.

I want to be you.

Jemma and her friends have decided to mount the podium.

You're fucking gorgeous, honestly.

That's not Liam on the podium up there, is it?

Up on top.

Yes, it's Liam and, yes, he's naked - again.

Off! Off! Off!

Unfortunately, the crowd want more.

-Is that Jemma on the podium?

-I think it might be.

I think it is. It is! Can you see?

-In the orange?

-Yeah.

-She's no top on.

-Yeah, she's no top on, no.

-Well, it's not nice to see, that's for sure.

-No.

Off! Off!

I mean, to stand up there,

being egged on by lads to take more off, that's just demeaning.

There's no dignity involved in that, is there?

-It's the one thing we said we didn't want to see, isn't it?

-Yeah.

Having seen more than enough, Marie and Sean leave.

My tits are the smallest fucking tits going, so I'm even,

when I'm pissed I just get them out

and the next day I'll be like, "What the fuck have I done?"

But when you're pissed,

you're just like, "Whoo! Whoo!"

Meanwhile, Ashley is feeling the pace.

It's one of those nights where I've had no sleep,

so I'll do whatever it takes to keep me awake and keep me at this,

the same level I'm at right now.

I'm really drunk, so I, I'd rather not...

Nearly 48 hours without shut-eye is just too much.

Yeah? Yeah? You've got to chill out. You've got to chill out, yeah?

Yeah? Don't move your hat. I'll stand here by myself, OK?

HE SOBS

Right, yeah? Yeah?

Yo.

Ashley staggers on alone as Kofi finds company.

Follow Ashley. Follow Ashley.

It's left to Dan to get a tired and emotional Ashley home safely.

What I'm going to do, if Kofi's in the room now with a girl,

we'll slap her with a pizza and beat him up.

I'm fucking bollocksed. Oh.

Beat Kofi up first.

But Kofi's not in the mood for being disturbed.

Ashley, please, please.

All right, we'll sit and eat our pizza by here.

Sorry, but I've had to carry him home.

Leaving Ashley in the corridor, Dan returns to join Kofi and his guest.

KNOCKING

Fucking shut up.

Three times!

I'm fucking bollocksed, boys.

Uugghhhhh.

For the first time in my life, I can't remember anything.

First time ever. You use the expression,

"Oh, I can't remember nothing." I can't remember nothing!

I woke up like, "What the fuck is this? What the fuck happened?"

The last thing I remember is hugging Louis, crying,

is the last thing I remember.

And today is a special day.

I feel like fucking shit.

It's my birthday, though.

I hate feeling hungover, but I'm glad I drank.

Jemma is also regretting the night before.

SHE SPITS

At their hotel, the parents are bracing themselves

for their children's latest exploits.

After last night, I've had time to calm down a little bit.

I still feel the same, that I'm disappointed in what I saw.

I'm not as angry now.

Here we go.

-Oh, my God!

-Liam.

-Oh, no!

-Yeah. I said it was Liam, didn't I?

-Yes.

Oh, God.

No wonder you were upset.

-No wonder you feel like you do.

-That is them two egging each other on.

She has her hands on her boobs, though, did you see that?

From what we could see from where we were, she were dancing

and she didn't always have them covered up.

-It's the fact that they've made themselves look cheap.

-Yeah.

-It's disappointing, isn't it?

-Yeah.

-Let's carry on.

-Let's carry on.

My tits are the smallest fucking tits going

so I'm even... When I'm pissed I just get them out

and the next day, I'll be like, "What the fuck have I done?"

But when you're pissed you're just like, "Whoa! Whoa!"

-Oh, Jemma!

-Oh, OK.

-That's what you're like.

-She is going to be so embarrassed.

Mortified when she looks at that.

She won't do it any more when she sees it.

I really do hope she is.

-SASHA:

-She will, definitely.

Didn't like seeing Jemma without her top on. Didn't like that at all.

Oh, do you know what? I don't even want to see it.

See what the boys have been up to.

It's one of those nights where I've had no sleep

so I'll do whatever it takes to keep me awake and keep me at this,

the same level I'm at right now.

Yeah? You've gotta chill out, you've gotta chill out, yeah? Yeah?

Why is he crying? Why is he crying?

I can handle it, but...

What's wrong with him? They haven't been taking anything, have they?

'Oh, my God. Stop crying, love.'

I've never seen Ashley cry for eight years, since my mum died.

-To see him cry...

-You've got to remember the tiredness, alcohol...

Yeah, that is just that.

The tiredness would have made me like that,

-never mind drinking on top of it.

-Just emotional.

-Yeah.

Shall we watch the last one?

Who's that? Ashley?

I'm fucking bollocksed, boys. Uuughhh.

Oh, Ashley, look at the state of you.

His mother's going to go mad.

Oh, dear me.

Uuuuggghhh.

Sounds like a motorbike.

He is going to be so embarrassed.

Oh, my God!

In a way it sounds funny

but seeing Ashley drunk and lying on the floor and crying

and upset, it kind of made me quite happy because in my little mind

I think, "Well, if he doesn't like it he won't do it again."

Hopefully he feels awful today, you know,

or he's going to feel terrible when he wakes up.

Whereabouts?

It's lunchtime and Jemma's off to a nearby hotel to get

a vajazzle from a mobile service.

-LIAM:

-Hola!

But for this procedure,

Sean and Marie will be watching from the room next door.

What do you want done?

Something sweet and sexy.

A vajazzle.

-Move that down.

-Ooh, not too far.

I'm lying on a bed with my bits nearly out.

Oh, dear.

I can't believe she's in the next room having it done.

I can't believe she's got everybody watching her having it done.

-How long do they stay on for?

-Depends how much you rub them, love.

-Did you hear what she said about how often it gets...?

-Yeah.

-Rubbing.

Don't have it where your knicker line is going to rub,

have it under your knicker line or above it.

-There's no point getting it if no-one can see it. LIAM:

-True.

-Thank God for that.

-Good.

Liam, where are you getting yours?

Round my crotch.

-SEAN:

-She is a regular sort of Barbie, ain't she?

-We might need to shave something, then.

-My God!

I think we've seen more than enough of Liam's bits, let's just go now.

Yeah, sounds like a plan.

As Liam gets his boy vajazzle,

Sean and Marie decide to make a well-timed exit.

I've got to be honest, I was a little bit nervous at first,

until Jemma said, "Yeah, I'll have my vajazzle above my bikini line."

-Yeah, that was a relief.

-She's wanted one for ages.

I'm glad she's done it, yeah, and it's really pretty.

-Hi, Mum.

-'Happy Birthday.'

Have you missed me?

Not really, no.

With Mum not around to help celebrate his birthday,

Ashley's phoning home.

Have you met any girls or...?

Have I met any girls? No, Magaluf's full of boys.

It's been a weird one, it's just full of males.

So you haven't met the love of your life over there

or anything, have you?

'And what are you not going to do, though?'

'I'm not going to jump off a balcony.'

-You're not going to jump off a balcony.

-I promise.

-Promise I won't jump off no balconies.

-Promise. OK, then.

It's always nice to know you've got someone there, as in a parent,

so you know you've got someone to fall back on if worst comes to worst.

Well, I'm going to get a move on,

I've got to get showered and start getting out.

OK. Loves you.

Love you, bye.

Speaking to Mum leaves Ashley in a reflective mood.

I do take my mum for granted.

I don't always show my appreciation for stuff she does.

I obviously do appreciate everything she does for me.

Now for the truth from Aunt Jo.

-'Hello.'

-Hello, how are you?

Just spoke to my boy.

-Oh, you've spoke to him, have you?

-'Yeah.'

-Ah.

And he's behaved himself, apparently.

He's behaving himself? Oh, really?

-Yeah.

-Do you know what?

Oh, my God, he's so lying to you.

Do you know last night, Lisa, he was

so wasted he was crying his eyes out, going, "I can't cope with it."

He can't handle his drink, Jo.

'How has he been celebrating, though?'

I'm not sure yet. I think he's just going to get absolutely wasted.

Yeah, that's the plan.

And on the other side of town...

I can't make big decisions whilst on an empty stomach.

I'm going to have some food and hopefully that food gives me

ideas of what to do tonight. Then I can make my decision.

Yeah.

My mind's stuck in two places.

Part of me is saying, "Drink again," but part of me is saying,

"No, wait till tomorrow, you'll be fresh."

After days of drinking, Jemma's beginning to think

that alcohol isn't always the way forward.

That beer tasted like water, I couldn't handle it.

With the drink not working, the Burnley gang head back to the hotel.

-Everything's annoying tonight.

-Mmm.

-Where are we going? Where are we going?

-Over here somewhere.

-OK.

With the Cardiff boys meeting and greeting,

Jo and Sasha arrive to see first-hand what a night out entails.

We're in the centre of Magaluf, right next to BCM

in some random person's balcony, spying on the boys.

We're going to be working for MI... MFI, no, MI5!

I wouldn't mind working for MFI. Big discount, isn't it?

-I can't believe I just said that.

-I can.

Come here.

Where are you, boys? Come on.

There they are, there they are, there they are.

By the bull thing.

Yeah, I can see them. There's the birthday boy. That's definitely Ash.

I remember my sister ironing that T-shirt.

He's just in the queue for the bucking bronco, I can see him.

You know who you look like? My friend's ex,

you look identical to him, and he's good-looking.

So you're calling your friend's ex good-looking, yeah?

Girls, girls, girls!

I think Ashley might have a thing for a blonde girl

cos I've seen him chatting to this blonde girl twice.

Jump on. That way. At the front, at the front.

If you don't stay on there, I'll be embarrassed.

Move round, I'm going to fall. I'll fall otherwise.

Oh, my God, it looks so rude.

Ooh, shit!

Oh, my God! It proper looks like he's bending her over.

It feels like we're fucking as well.

-Argh!

-Oh, Ashley, ah!

He's literally on top of her.

He's helping her up.

He has got a bit of a gentleman in him.

He won't say that later, mind, will he?

Aah, it's my birthday boy.

Happy birthday, Ashley!

-He didn't turn around.

-Nobody turned around.

Ashley has moved on from his bronco partner...

-Where are you?

-..and is now trying to find a girl.

-Who's that?

-All right, well, text me

when you've finished, I'll come and see you, yeah?

When I'm drunk, like now, any girl is acceptable.

I need cuddles, a glass of milk.

What? You don't like Welsh boys?

-Slut.

-Tonight, Ashley's magic's not working.

Nah, I'm going home now. I've had enough.

It might be 6am, but Ashley can't help ringing one more girl.

No answer.

It's nearing the end of the holiday.

Ashley has spent the night alone.

The way I am with girls is that, if I'm on a night out,

it doesn't make a... I'm only out for one thing.

Yeah, it takes me a lot to like someone

and it takes me a lot to want to settle down

but you have to wait and see, see what happens.

Still got a lot of party in me, yeah, another few years at least.

Not planning having kids any time soon, to be honest,

unless I've already got some.

Jemma is also reflecting on her future.

It was a hard decision to make, going to university,

because none of my friends are going to be there,

but it's for my future, so it's something I have to do.

This holiday is really like the last big thing before I move away

so it's going to be sad.

Just, I don't know, I like drinking and partying,

but I don't want to be a disappointment to my mum or anyone.

I'm trying to, obviously I like to party and drink,

but I'm trying to stay on the good side of life as well,

going to university, cos I want to make my family happy and proud.

But the holiday's never over

until you sample the delights of the booze cruise.

One, two, three.

THEY SHOUT

Down it! Down it!

If you are a virgin on this boat, put your hands in the air right now.

You are a lying fucking bitch, I can tell.

-Oggy, oggy, oggy!

-CROWD: Oi! Oi! Oi!

Boys, I want you to run around the boat

and slap your willy in all the girls' faces. Off you go.

You are going to give your boys

a ten-second love-bite on their selected body parts.

Ten seconds, sucking that cock, starting from now.

Go! Ten, nine, eight,

seven, six, five, four...

Your first sexual position on board booze cruise today is going to be

a blow job, all right? So...

This is one position Jemma refuses to get into.

Get ready to give them a little suck...

CHEERING

Ashley and his mates are relaxing outside,

blissfully unaware that Jo and Sasha are donning disguises.

-Let's go in.

-Do a bit of snooping.

Do a bit of spying.

They're off to have a good old nose in the boys' hotel room.

I just want to know what, if he's used his condoms.

Oh, I can't believe this.

Sasha, there's a condom, a used one.

-Ew! Disgusting.

-Ah.

-Look at that one.

There's another one right by my foot.

Oh, that's disgusting.

-It's red.

-I know.

-What's that about?

-Cherry.

-And there.

-Three.

There's something on the floor very wet there as well, Sash.

There's all wet marks and that don't look like water.

Ugh, there's a condom under there.

-Ah, there's one in the bathroom as well, man.

-Where?

This is nasty.

Oh, there's one in the shower, Sash.

That is disgusting. Ugh, ugh, look at that down there. Ooh.

Ew, there's all used toilet tissue.

Oh, and the toilet, have you seen the toilet?

-No. No, I don't want to. I don't want to.

-Urgh.

There's condoms everywhere,

how am I supposed to know how many he's used?

Definitely girls been in that place, without a doubt.

It was about a thousand times worse than Kofi's bedroom at home

and Kofi's bedroom at home is disgusting.

HE MOUTHS

Midnight on the strip

and the Welsh boys are looking for a holiday memento.

I get one, then you get the other one.

Are we going to get it done, yeah? I'll go now. I'll leave now.

Basically, Ashley's getting his tongue done.

I might pretend to get my lip done, but I don't know yet.

Which way? Down there?

Ashley is first up for his piercing.

It hurts? No? No?

That's the tweezers.

OK, don't move, please.

-Does it even hurt?

-No.

-OK, don't move.

My eye.

Don't move.

-Yeah, fine.

-Was that nothing?

This is your fault.

And next in the firing line, a nervous Kofi.

Relax. Relax.

OK, it went straight through.

-Fucking painful.

-His was painful!

I can't feel mine, so it's good at the moment.

What the fuck have I had that done for?

He'll be suffering more than me, don't worry about that.

-I've got to go. I need a drink.

-Your lip's going to go bang.

-I need to neck a drink.

-Doesn't it really hurt?

It doesn't. It's just a little bit.

-Bye-bye.

-OK. Bye-bye.

-Adios. Adios.

Fresh from her booze cruise,

Jemma's back on the strip

and travelling in style.

Liam, as ever, reveals all..

...and of course it ends in a row.

This time over Jemma's missing money.

-Jemma, what's wrong with you?

-Nowt.

Jemma seems confused about what actually happened.

-No, you didn't.

-Well, whatever. Go then.

-You go.

-Go!

Oh, my God.

Jemma's spent or lost her money

and she's accusing people of lending it, borrowing it.

-I'm not getting involved.

-Blah, blah, blah.

What way would Jemma go in her head?

That way.

Her friends are genuinely worried about where Jemma is.

If she's not here, I'm going to proper panic.

How will you know?

If she's not here, I'm going to really, really, really panic.

-LIAM:

-Jemma!

Getting no answer, they're let into her room.

-Thank you.

-Thank you.

Jemma? Jemma!

Jemma is safe, asleep,

End of the row.

It's the final chance

for the parents to see what the Magaluf holiday really means.

We heard yesterday that Jemma was on a booze cruise.

I reckon yesterday's antics would have been messy, I think.

Yeah. Anticipation.

-This is what's going to happen...

-Oh, dear!

-They're naked.

It's uncomfortable to see this cos we shouldn't be watching this.

Your first sexual position on board booze cruise today

is going to be a blow job, all right?

Oh. She's not happy.

Get ready to give it a little suck, all right?

You're all right, sweetheart, it's booze cruise.

First number one, go on then. Then it's number two.

They've got to win for this. That's disgusting, that is gross.

Oh, she really don't want to, she's like, "No!"

Stop the clock.

That is awful.

-Ew!

-We knew that were going to happen.

-Yeah.

We know what happens, it's just uncomfortable to watch.

I'm really pleased we weren't there

cos there would have been a man overboard.

Yeah. That boy would have been overboard.

I hope the girls are good-looking.

You would never have said that at the beginning of the week.

-No.

-Well, I've just come to realise that

I have to accept that he's going to be with girls.

-My mum's going to kill me as well.

-Yeah, your mum is going to kill you.

That's why they were saying we were going to kill them.

How will he go for job interviews?

You can't see it. Kofi got his done. Have you ever noticed?

-Oh, you idiot.

-SEAN:

-Ooh!

-Oh, my God!

-MARIE: I can't watch.

What the fuck have I had that done for?

Yeah, exactly. See? Too late now, mate.

I done it cos you told me, she asked me to,

to be honest and because he nagged as well.

-It's your fault.

-"It's your fault"? Ashley sat there,

has his tongue pierced and then says, "It's your fault."

Ashley's quite a wuss, I thought,

-but he clearly isn't.

-No! I wouldn't have that done.

-He is brave.

I'm starting to wonder if I even know Ashley, to be honest.

-Who is he?

-I don't know.

Next up, Jemma's mum Marie and step-dad Sean,

who only joined the family three years ago.

Before Sean, well, come into our family,

we was, like, really separated and I didn't have...

Well, in my eyes, I don't think I was that close to my mum.

Oh, my God, I'm going to cry.

And like now, she's so much happier and we're so close

and it's more relaxed being a family now and

we do lots of stuff together and...

-JO:

-That's beautiful.

It's much better.

-There we are.

-Yeah.

Obviously, I like to party and drink,

but I'm trying to stay on the good side of life as well,

going to university cos I want to make my family happy and proud.

-Lovely.

-Oh!

Wow.

It was really touching to hear what she said, that she missed us.

She were looking forward to being home. Yeah.

-She's still in trouble for getting me emotional.

-Yeah.

-Mmm.

It's the end of a long and eventful week.

We've had literally no time to eat. All we've been doing is drinking...

and drinking, that's all we've been doing.

Outside, Jo and Sasha are preparing to give the boys

-the shock of their lives.

-We're about to surprise them

and I haven't got a clue what their reaction's going to be.

'There's two things that have shocked me the most'

about Ashley this week - one, his lack of respect

for women and the way that he sleeps around, and his drinking.

I didn't think he could drink the way that he does.

Fucking told you!

Ah, you fuckers!

Ashley, Kofi, honestly, we are not impressed.

We've been watching you two all week, we have.

I've seen you drinking, absolutely wasted, disgraceful, being sick.

I've told your mother everything, she knows everything.

Ashley, I've seen you lying in a corridor.

'I was drunk, I was off my face.'

Yeah, too drunk, love, there's a limit.

That was the worst thing, the attitude to the women.

That's the way we were feeling when we were drunk and I understand.

-Well, don't get so drunk, then.

-Fuck, I'm on holiday.

There's been times, I'm not joking,

it's a wonder you can't smell my breath, that's how close we've been.

You don't even know we're there. I want to speak to you,

-cos some of the things you did were wrong.

-I know.

-How many women have you slept with, Ash?

-Two, one, none.

You are so lying. 100, you probably mean.

I would rather my mum turn up than you. You have more a go at me than she does.

Yeah, but you listens to me, love, don't you?

It's not you, I don't like it.

Don't drink that much if you're going to get nasty!

I was off my face. I've never been that drunk in my life.

And when you were crying, imagine how I felt watching,

I was worried about you.

-SASHA:

-I was crying when you were bloody crying.

When Jo walked in, I couldn't believe it. I was like...

I just, I don't know, I didn't know what to say, I was like, "Ah, shit!"

Now, Aunt Jo is keen to know what, if anything, her nephew's learned.

I forgets you're this grown boy

and you gets all the birds and goes out drinking.

Maybe that's why I don't like it

because, in my mind, you're not that person.

I think it's good that you and my mum are going to see this

because it's not necessarily that I've proved I'm more grown up

but I can be independent, I can look after myself.

I don't think you've proved at all you're grown up.

No, I've acted childish...

More childish than you probably would be.

I've acted more childish on this holiday

-than in the last three years of being home.

-Exactly.

From this experience, I think we'll be able to talk to each other

easier, because now I know what he's really like.

I've seen and heard things I probably should never have

heard as an auntie, to be honest. He's got nothing to hide.

-I'm not taking you to the pub.

-Why?

-Cos you're not drinking.

Get a few shots in.

-No chance.

-No, I've had enough of them shots.

-I'm detoxing you.

It's the last supper for Jemma and the gang.

-I can't believe you didn't eat anything.

-I'm not hungry.

Are you having a main?

No, the smell makes me sick.

To add to Jemma's nausea, Mum and Sean are taking up position

to surprise her

and Marie has mixed emotions.

'I'm quite excited about it.'

Jemma has surprised me in a positive way this week. She's matured.

We're going to have stern words with her with what we've seen,

but I'm really looking forward to seeing her again.

I'm so ready for my curry.

Hello, Madam. We've been watching you all week.

What did we ask you not to do?

We saw your booze cruise yesterday.

-Oh, yeah!

-ELLIE: Learned that from me.

I never ever, ever want to see your boobs again

or see some bloke's dick that far from your face.

-CANDICE: Have you been anywhere else where we've been?

-The podium.

-You was there? Where were you?

-We were stood there watching.

-LIAM:

-Oh, my God!

I've got to admit, Jem, that really upset me, did that one.

- Where were they? Oh, my God! - I was absolutely off my face.

I was on shot after shot of cocktail.

Well, I hope there's a lesson learnt there.

What have you got to say for yourself?

Are you really mad? Really?

-What have you got to say for yourself?

-Sorry.

But on the other hand,

it's been brilliant watching your week, it really has.

No, you are a star daughter, I promise you, give us an hug.

I promise you, you are.

ELLIE: You're making me cry.

We're really, really, really proud of you, all right?

You're making me cry.

It's so weird cos it was so unexpected.

We've been walking round and doing whatever we want to do

and then, all the time, my mum's been, like, not far away,

watching everything I've done.

The next day, the family meet up.

Do you think you've learnt anything about yourself here?

Yeah, I'm not actually a big drinker.

Good, good, yeah.

I think the main thing we've learnt is that, you know,

I've always thought that I know you pretty well

and it's just confirmed it, basically.

Watching you on holiday has taught me that you are a lot

more mature than I thought you were, you know.

And you mean the world to us, you know you do, any road, don't you?

I don't think we need to tell you. You know that yourself, don't you?

If I was to have a biological daughter,

I would want her to be just like you.

I'm always crying.

Because you have been an absolute star.

You have.

Coming up next time, it's female fun...

Do you know where your hotel is? Is it far?

..fallouts...

It isn't your fault, though.

..and more fallouts...

Leave me alone.

..in Malia.

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