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Ah, your children. They're cute, say funny things, | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
then, before you know it, | 0:00:04 | 0:00:05 | |
they're all grown up and ready to fly the nest, | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
starting a life of their own. | 0:00:08 | 0:00:09 | |
Well, that's how it's supposed to work. | 0:00:09 | 0:00:12 | |
You're acting like a spoilt brat! | 0:00:12 | 0:00:14 | |
Well, I am a spoiled brat! | 0:00:14 | 0:00:16 | |
In these recession riddled times, it's harder than ever for young | 0:00:16 | 0:00:20 | |
people to get a job, so what chance do these reprobates have | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
of standing on their own two feet? | 0:00:23 | 0:00:25 | |
Argh! | 0:00:25 | 0:00:26 | |
Mum! | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
This lot are selfish... | 0:00:28 | 0:00:29 | |
You give me money so I don't have to work. That is my reality. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
-..sponging... -Give me the change. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:35 | |
-..lazy... -You haven't ironed that yet? | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
I've just ironed it! | 0:00:37 | 0:00:38 | |
-..and completely useless. -I don't know how to use the washing machine, | 0:00:38 | 0:00:42 | |
the microwave, the drier. But I can lick my elbow. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:46 | |
Their parents are tired of waiting for them to grow up and move out, | 0:00:46 | 0:00:49 | |
but they've only got themselves to blame. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:52 | |
Grace has been one of my biggest mistakes in life. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
I'm ashamed of myself, really. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
I've reached a point where I can't do it anymore. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
So, they're finally kicking them out | 0:00:59 | 0:01:02 | |
and forcing them to run their own home. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
This programme contains strong language. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
There's no food in the house. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
So we've got to buy sheets, pillows, everything. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
I know this isn't prison, | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
but they're doing better off in there than we are here. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
They're going to be made to get jobs like the rest of us. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:21 | |
When you finished, do you want to do some work? | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
Let me know when it's convenient, you know what I mean? | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
I've never seen such a negative group. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
-It's just such a negative attitude. -They're all gay here. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
No, don't, because I'm meant to be head chef. Argh! | 0:01:31 | 0:01:35 | |
It kind of makes you despair for humanity sometimes, | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
seeing people like this. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
It's all under the watchful gaze of their own parents, | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
that will judge their progress. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
I just feel they're acting like spoiled brats. Every one of them. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:49 | |
And each week the most useless gets the boot. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
At stake, the prize of a round the world trip. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
Will a month of independent living finally make them grow up? | 0:01:59 | 0:02:03 | |
-We can't live with animals. -This is who we are. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
-Before I smack you in the face. -I hate her. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
I didn't realise how hard it was going to be for me. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
Or will they remain Young, dumb and living off Mum? | 0:02:13 | 0:02:17 | |
I've BLEEP had it through, love. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
The young Dumbers have almost been away from home for three weeks. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:35 | |
Three, two, one, go! | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
-Oh, my God! -This is war. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:41 | |
In that time they've argued... | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
-Such a pair of dickheads. -..bitched... | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
-They're absolutely pathetic. -..and fought so much... | 0:02:45 | 0:02:49 | |
If two people do want to do a rota | 0:02:49 | 0:02:50 | |
and five people do, that ain't teamwork. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
..that the house is divided into two warring cliques. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
Tom and Jack, who hilariously thought | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
they were more grown up than the others... | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
We need to be considerate of each other. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:04 | |
..verses everyone else, who are sick of having to clean up after them. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:08 | |
I cleaned up piss from all over the toilet seat. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
I sits down when I piss. I always sit down. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:14 | |
But last week the group had to set aside their differences | 0:03:14 | 0:03:17 | |
when there were put to work at an animal rescue centre... | 0:03:17 | 0:03:20 | |
Sleep with her. Good boy. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
Where they had to walk the dogs, clean the cages | 0:03:23 | 0:03:27 | |
and present their pooches to potential adopters. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
-What are the other two doing? -Walking the dogs. -Aww! | 0:03:30 | 0:03:33 | |
Aww, yeah, while we're keeping their shit. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
You need to do both sides of it to get the good out of it. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
But for Gracie it was all too much. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
I don't want to be here. I want to go home. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
Each week the parents meet to vote on who will be sent home | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
based on their behaviour. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
Although Tom and Jack were as lazy as ever... | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
It's disgusting. I'm not living like a tramp. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
..it was Gracie's mood swings that caused the most problems. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
You're a pair of BLEEP. You take the piss out of everyone. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
Don't vote Grace off because she's unhappy. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
But Gracie's dad's desperate plea | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
fell on deaf ears and she got the boot. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
I'm so excited about going home. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:12 | |
So, it's the last week before the final | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
and there are four left competing for the round the world trip. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
There's 18-year-old booze loving Ruby Jo. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:21 | |
There's no point having a drink if you're not going to get bladdered. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
It's like saying, I don't smoke, but I'll have one fag. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:28 | |
19-year-old lay about Tom, who aspires to be a cat. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:31 | |
Lay around, sleep and eat food. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
What's not to love about that? | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
18-year-old dimwit Ryan. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
Ham comes from cows. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:42 | |
I don't do nothing round the house because that's my mum's job. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:46 | |
That's what she likes doing. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:47 | |
And 19-year-old, carefree, playboy Jack. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
If I was to get a girl pregnant | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
it'd be my mum looking after the baby, I guess. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:55 | |
So far, the group have made mixed progress | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
at the work placements set by their parents. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
Ruby Jo and Ryan have struggled with their responsibilities. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
I'm not working for a horrible man like that. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:07 | |
While Tom and Jack have treated every job as a joke. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
-What year was it built? -I think it was, like, olden days. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:14 | |
It's utter nonsense. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
Can they do any better this week when they're | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
put to work as kids' party entertainers? | 0:05:18 | 0:05:21 | |
I hate kids. I like to get drunk at parties. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
Will looking after children finally make them all grow up? | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
Ah, no, don't get me! I don't like bubbles. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:29 | |
-Or will they mess it up like everything else? -She's upset. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:32 | |
There's not one bit of food in the house. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:43 | |
It's been 24 hours since their last proper meal | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
and any money they had left has been spent on fags and booze. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:49 | |
I've got a bag of peas and that's it. We're going to starve to death. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:53 | |
My stomach feels that there's a baby in there kicking. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
Every time it rumbles it's like its kicking. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
I'd hate to be a pregnant woman. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
Leaving Ruby Jo and Ryan to starve in the kitchen, | 0:06:07 | 0:06:12 | |
the boys' sneak out the front door. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
They have a devilish secret they want to keep from the others. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
We've hid money. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
You see, what happened was on the cooking task | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
a woman tipped me £20, me in particular. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
-And I got tipped 10. -Yeah, he got tipped 10. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
Tipped them personally? Surely not. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
People are going to pay you on what they think the meal is worth. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
This was a group task and they lost money. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:37 | |
You didn't get anything. You've lost £150. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
So, then, what we did was, | 0:06:40 | 0:06:41 | |
we'd spent that money and we put £10 aside. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
And we said, wait until there's no money and then we'll use it. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
We put it in an envelope and we hid it and only just | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
today have remembered where it was. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
Everyone's hungry, but we're going to use it ourselves. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
We're starving so we are going to use it. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:56 | |
-We're going to spend the whole £10 on us two. -Yeah. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
So, with their crafty tenner, the boys set off | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
for the local High Street looking forward | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
to a fancy meal at their favourite restaurant. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
-Large portion of chips. -What drink? | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
Ordering up a burger and chip banquet, | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
do the boys feel any sympathy for Ruby Jo and Ryan? | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
Ryan, the poor boy, his stomach was growling | 0:07:14 | 0:07:17 | |
like he was about to give birth to an alien or something. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
And she spent her money on fags. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:21 | |
She can eat her cigarettes. She can eat the box. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:25 | |
I guess not. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:26 | |
# I need a dollar, dollar Dollar is what I need... # | 0:07:26 | 0:07:30 | |
Oblivious to the boys' selfish scheme, Ruby Jo and Ryan | 0:07:30 | 0:07:33 | |
also set off for the High Street | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
with a plan to turn their skills into hard cash to buy food. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:40 | |
What are you good at, Ryan? You're good at dancing. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
I'm not good at dancing. I can dance to save my life. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
Well, I can do some gymnastics. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
While Ruby Jo and Ryan explore all their options... | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
-Cut hair. Fix sinks. -Plumbing? | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
Back on the High Street, the boys tuck into their sneaky meal for two. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:58 | |
These chips are lovely. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
They're even better when you haven't eaten for about two days. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
This burger is too sexy to even feel bad. I might feel bad... | 0:08:03 | 0:08:06 | |
Actually, no, I'm not going to. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
But their peace is about to be shattered. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:15 | |
How did you two afford chips? | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
-Um... -How did you get them? | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
Did you just pay? | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
-We might have paid. -With what? | 0:08:28 | 0:08:31 | |
OK, we had a secret stash. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
-We had a stash of money. -What the...? | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
We saved a pound from every budget. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:38 | |
-Why would you do that? -Because we're a team. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
But that's not fair. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
-Alright, then. -You guys haven't been saving up. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
Come on, Ryan. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
Dicks. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
Is that out of order? | 0:08:49 | 0:08:50 | |
It's fucking well cheeky. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
I don't even know what they're laughing at. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:58 | |
Oh, I can't even stand them both. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
She's extremely pissed off, but I fuckin' love it. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
I'm sorry. I feel so good. I'm so happy. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
Having been teased, taunted and lied to, | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
Ruby Jo and Ryan are too angry to look for work and are heading home. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
Girls verses boys, now, Ryan. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
-Yeah. -Game on. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:19 | |
# Who run the world? Girls... # | 0:09:19 | 0:09:20 | |
While the new girl gang arrive home to plot their revenge... | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
-Thank you. -Thanks. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
..stuffed to the gills, the boys amble back to the house. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:28 | |
-Do you think this was an evil thing to do? -No. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:31 | |
It's always been me and you verses them, anyway. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
# Who run the world? Girls | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
# Who run the world? Girls | 0:09:36 | 0:09:38 | |
# Who run the world?... # | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
-I think they're annoyed at us. -We're throwing you out. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:43 | |
-We've got food. -We don't care, we're throwing you out. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:47 | |
We're not speaking to you cos you're a pair of sly BLEEP. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:50 | |
We've got to climb the wall now. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:57 | |
Do you want to boost me up, because I'm a bit lighter? | 0:09:57 | 0:10:01 | |
-I'm light. -I'm light, as well. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
They think they're clever. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
Ryan, check that door there. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
-They've just jumped up the wall. -You can open the gate. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
They've locked us out now. They've locked the door. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:18 | |
Will you let us in? Let us in. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
No, we're not speaking to you. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
-You're talking to us now. -What? | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
-Please. -We're not speaking to you two. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
-Ryan? -Ryan's not speaking to you either. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
-They've got the hose ready to hose us down. -It's so pathetic. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:33 | |
10 minutes later, Ryan and Ruby Jo open the doors, | 0:10:36 | 0:10:40 | |
but they are not finished with Jack and Tom just yet. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
The whole house has been complaining today that we're really hungry, | 0:10:43 | 0:10:47 | |
You could have said OK, we've got some money, | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
we could get a bag of chips each and you could pay me back tomorrow. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:53 | |
I probably do a lot to be too selfish. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
At the end of the day, there's only four of us here and, | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
you know, obviously everything is going to be harder if we're arguing. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:04 | |
No, I just think we should all just make up. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
There might not be any grub, but there is booze, | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
so the gang seal their peace agreements | 0:11:09 | 0:11:11 | |
in the only way they know how. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
I'm actually going to toast that I'm selfish. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:15 | |
I'll toast to I'm argumentative. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
-I'll toast to I'm a miserable old BLEEP. -I'll toast to I'm cute. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:21 | |
OK, I'm selfish. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:23 | |
One tipple leads to another | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
and, before long, the boozed up bunch are playing drinking games. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
Dare. Who do I dare? | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
I dare you to... | 0:11:30 | 0:11:33 | |
-..kiss Tom. -OK. -Properly! | 0:11:34 | 0:11:38 | |
Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom! | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
It's got to be in your boxers. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
Have you shrivelled up? | 0:11:51 | 0:11:52 | |
As the dares heat up, Ryan wants to take things up a notch. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:58 | |
I'm up for getting as fucked as I can get. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:00 | |
Who wants to fuck me? | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
I'm joking, I'm joking! | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
Back home in Doncaster, 18-year-old disco diva Ryan | 0:12:04 | 0:12:08 | |
is known as a party animal. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:10 | |
I get excited when people scream | 0:12:10 | 0:12:12 | |
because it means exciting things are happening. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:15 | |
Whilst Ryan's enjoying his non-stop party lifestyle, his mum, Natasha, | 0:12:15 | 0:12:19 | |
thinks it's time he entered the real world. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
Ryan basically needs to know that life is just not one big party. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:27 | |
-Strip poker. -Let's play strip poker! | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
But, back in the house, Ryan's party games are just getting started. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:35 | |
I've got minging knickers on! | 0:12:35 | 0:12:37 | |
She's got her tits and fanny out and I've got my balls hanging. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
This is the most drunk I've ever been. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:43 | |
What do you do when you've drunk all the booze | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
and snogged everyone? | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
I reckon all four of us should run around the square naked. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:52 | |
Just what I was thinking. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:55 | |
It's so fucking cold. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:56 | |
I'm fucking there. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
I'm a heavy smoker, it's not fair. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:04 | |
With such an impressive display of maturity | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
on show, the parents are going to have their work cut out | 0:13:06 | 0:13:09 | |
at the end of the week. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:11 | |
I can see your willy. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
How embarrassing was last night? | 0:13:17 | 0:13:19 | |
-Jesus. -Think of it now. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
Are you cringing? | 0:13:22 | 0:13:25 | |
Did you? | 0:13:25 | 0:13:27 | |
After reliving their heroics of last night, | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
the hung over hedonists head downstairs. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:32 | |
Yay, money! | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
Every week they receive the equivalent of Jobseeker's Allowance, | 0:13:34 | 0:13:37 | |
just over £7.38 a day. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:40 | |
2p is proper pointless, isn't it? | 0:13:40 | 0:13:44 | |
No, pennies make pounds. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:45 | |
Exactly, Ruby Jo. For a rabble that love fast food, smoke like chimneys | 0:13:45 | 0:13:50 | |
and drink like fish, every penny counts. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:54 | |
So, Ryan and Ruby Jo decide to try and boost their income by coming up | 0:13:56 | 0:13:59 | |
with a master business plan. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
So... | 0:14:01 | 0:14:03 | |
Come on guys, think. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:10 | |
Oh, I don't know. But it can be easy just to go out | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
and get money or else homeless people would do it. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:20 | |
Still hoping to find inspiration, Ruby Jo and Ryan join the boys | 0:14:20 | 0:14:24 | |
on the weekly trip to the supermarket. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:26 | |
It's not easy to come up with a business plan on the weekly shop. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:37 | |
Ryan? | 0:14:38 | 0:14:40 | |
It's in the cleaning products aisle that Ruby Jo has a brainwave... | 0:14:40 | 0:14:43 | |
They're only 12p. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:45 | |
And heads straight for the tills. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:48 | |
Our business venture is all of us building a business in a local area. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:52 | |
So, people can get their houses cleaned | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
while they're doing other things that they need to do. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:59 | |
After unloading the bags, Ruby Jo and Ryan | 0:15:00 | 0:15:03 | |
are ready to put their money making scheme into action. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:06 | |
We're going to go knocking on doors asking if they want | 0:15:06 | 0:15:09 | |
their house cleaning or anything like that, just to try and earn bucks. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:13 | |
It would be better to have money because we can have more parties. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:16 | |
Is that really a good idea? | 0:15:16 | 0:15:19 | |
What shall we call it? We need a witty name. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:22 | |
Double R Cleaning. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:24 | |
-That's good! -R & R Cleaning. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:28 | |
-Or Double R Cleaning. -Hmm. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:30 | |
Double R Cleaning Limited. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
Our cleaning is the shit. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
But surely people will think that means it's shit. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:41 | |
No, it means THE shit, like in a good way. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:46 | |
We should make money, but I don't want to clean. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:48 | |
Let's get off our ass and we'll do something. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:51 | |
Ruby Jo and Ryan set off to launch their new venture | 0:15:53 | 0:15:56 | |
and leave the boys to brainstorm a plan of their own. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:59 | |
Come on, Ry. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
Armed with a mop, a bucket and a dream, R & R Cleaners Ltd is born. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:08 | |
-You can speak. -No, you can speak. -You can speak! -What shall I say? | 0:16:08 | 0:16:12 | |
I was wondering if you wanted any cleaners? We're really good. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:16 | |
There's someone there. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:17 | |
Hiya. We're just going round trying to earn some money. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:20 | |
We just wondered if you have any chores | 0:16:20 | 0:16:22 | |
-that you want us to do or anything. -No. -No? -I'm fine. -Thank you. Bye. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:26 | |
This is going to be a long day. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:29 | |
DOG BARKS | 0:16:29 | 0:16:30 | |
Oh. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:31 | |
-That would have been funny! -Why is no one answering their door? | 0:16:35 | 0:16:39 | |
Maybe they saw you streaking in the square last night. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:42 | |
Ryan! | 0:16:42 | 0:16:43 | |
Having pounded the streets for an exhausting 30 minutes | 0:16:43 | 0:16:47 | |
without a single yes, the Clean Team are on the verge of giving up. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:51 | |
-Hi. -Hiya. -I was wondering if you needed it any cleaners? | 0:16:51 | 0:16:56 | |
Result! | 0:16:58 | 0:17:00 | |
Their first customer lives in a large three bedroom flat | 0:17:00 | 0:17:03 | |
with two messy kids, so there's a lot of work to do. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:06 | |
-Did you've, like, a price in mind? -Well, that's the thing. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:10 | |
-I don't know how much you want. -Like a donation, kind of thing. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:14 | |
We'll do the cleaning and then you tell us what you think it's worth. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:17 | |
-Shall we start on the windows? -Yeah. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:21 | |
Without a fee agreed up front, Ruby Jo and Ryan | 0:17:21 | 0:17:24 | |
will have to do a good job if they want to earn any money. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:28 | |
At least I'm actually doing something. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:31 | |
I really wonder what Tom and Jack are doing at home. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:34 | |
We've thought, what are we actually good at, so wanking. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:39 | |
I've had one wank since I've been in here, | 0:17:39 | 0:17:41 | |
you've had none, have you? Not really. | 0:17:41 | 0:17:43 | |
Genius! Their money making plan is to make a deposit at the sperm bank. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:48 | |
So we can go and we'll wank into a little pot | 0:17:48 | 0:17:51 | |
-and then we'll get paid for it. -Yeah. -Like, a sperm donor. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:54 | |
And they give you a go with some magazines, as well. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:56 | |
Maybe, if we're crafty, we could even sneak them out. | 0:17:56 | 0:17:59 | |
-We're going to give them a beautiful baby. -Exactly. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:01 | |
-And we get paid for it. -Exactly. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:05 | |
We need to find a clinic. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:08 | |
We're going to donate sperm for money. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:10 | |
Where do we go? We seriously need to... | 0:18:10 | 0:18:12 | |
Shall we go on the High Street and ask people? | 0:18:12 | 0:18:15 | |
-They'll smack us one round this area. -It's fine. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:17 | |
Heading off in search of their fortune, the boys are happy | 0:18:17 | 0:18:20 | |
that others will benefit from their selfish act of kindness. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:24 | |
Ryan and Ruby are trying to clean houses | 0:18:24 | 0:18:26 | |
-and we're just going to... -This is a better way of making money | 0:18:26 | 0:18:29 | |
-because this is for a good cause. -Yeah. It's a good cause. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:32 | |
When the boys reach the High Street, | 0:18:32 | 0:18:34 | |
they don't find a sperm bank, but they do find... | 0:18:34 | 0:18:38 | |
A pharmacy! They must know. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:40 | |
Do you know where there's a local sperm donation point? | 0:18:41 | 0:18:45 | |
-Yeah, we want to go to one now, basically. -ASAP. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:49 | |
Got the address. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:51 | |
While the boys set off, | 0:18:51 | 0:18:53 | |
a few streets away the clean team have been working for over an hour | 0:18:53 | 0:18:57 | |
and are now tidying up in the kids' bedroom. | 0:18:57 | 0:19:00 | |
That's such a good idea, handcuffs that glow in the dark. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:04 | |
I think they should | 0:19:04 | 0:19:05 | |
make everything glow-in-the-dark so that you don't ever lose anything. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:09 | |
If your bedroom was a mess and you couldn't find anything, | 0:19:09 | 0:19:12 | |
turn the light off, and it'd glow. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:13 | |
Another genius money-making idea. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:17 | |
They've been working hard, and the flat's spotless. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:22 | |
God, we are domestic goddesses. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:24 | |
-We've cleaned the bath, the sink and the toilet as well. -Ooh. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:31 | |
'They did really well. They're ever so nice.' | 0:19:31 | 0:19:34 | |
I'm pleased with what they've done. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
Our dynamic duo may well have impressed | 0:19:36 | 0:19:39 | |
and be expecting top rates for a job well done, | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
but the owner has a problem. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:43 | |
She hasn't got as much money on her as she thought. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:50 | |
Yeah. That's £8. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:51 | |
£8 is fine. We're doing it for any amount of money. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:54 | |
-We haven't got a set price, just whatever. -Oh, bless you. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:57 | |
-See you! -Bye. | 0:19:57 | 0:20:00 | |
How have Ryan and Ruby Jo found their first day running a business? | 0:20:01 | 0:20:05 | |
I can't take money off her, because she's got two kids. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:08 | |
Yeah. It must be hard. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:11 | |
Yeah. God, I've never felt guiltier about taking money in my whole life. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:15 | |
I know! Same here. It scares me, | 0:20:15 | 0:20:18 | |
-but I think we might be growing consciences. -Yeah, we might. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:22 | |
We're actually donating my baby. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:33 | |
And my baby... to someone who can't have a baby. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:37 | |
And can't have good-looking kids. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:39 | |
So we're doing them the privilege of giving them ours. | 0:20:39 | 0:20:42 | |
Come on, lads, you're really here for the money, right? | 0:20:42 | 0:20:45 | |
-What's your name? -Jack. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:46 | |
-It's not that easy. -There's lots of things you need to match | 0:20:46 | 0:20:50 | |
to become a donor. We check your height, weight, | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
your BMI, things like that. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
Concentrate, Tom. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:55 | |
This is important. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:58 | |
She's about to talk about money. | 0:20:58 | 0:21:00 | |
Did you want to ask about anything related, | 0:21:00 | 0:21:02 | |
the expenses, stuff like that? | 0:21:02 | 0:21:04 | |
Yeah. Is that OK? | 0:21:04 | 0:21:06 | |
This is a bit complicated. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
Donors aren't paid in the same way they were. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:10 | |
We want sperm donors to be altruistic | 0:21:10 | 0:21:13 | |
in the same way blood donors are. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
You're helping families who can't have children naturally. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:18 | |
If it is something you're interested in, | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
we would have to take away your registration forms, | 0:21:20 | 0:21:23 | |
have a look through, | 0:21:23 | 0:21:24 | |
and then we would invite you back for the semen sample, OK? | 0:21:24 | 0:21:28 | |
After all that, the boys leave empty handed. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:30 | |
-Nice to meet you. -Yeah, and you. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:34 | |
We didn't get to look at any dirty magazines, or money. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:37 | |
We got to shake someone's hand. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
-Are we going to go? -Let's go, dude. I'm bored. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
And head for home, older and wiser. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:47 | |
Get-rich-quick schemes are a load of shit. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:50 | |
But they'll soon get another chance to man up, as they're about | 0:21:51 | 0:21:55 | |
to find out what their parents plan for their next job. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:58 | |
-Maybe old people. -Or a drug rehabilitation centre. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:02 | |
That'd be fun. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:03 | |
Having survived this far and completed four tasks, | 0:22:03 | 0:22:07 | |
the parents will be hoping to see improvements | 0:22:07 | 0:22:09 | |
in their young treasures. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:10 | |
At the end of the week, the parents decide | 0:22:10 | 0:22:14 | |
who's pulled their socks up enough to go to the final. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:17 | |
You get to a point where you can't keep making excuses. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:20 | |
And who will be caught with their pants down and will leave. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:23 | |
It's Jack's mum Marilyn who's setting this week's placement. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:27 | |
I'd like to Jack to get off his backside and find a job he'll like. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:31 | |
Bringing up her kids as a single mum, | 0:22:31 | 0:22:33 | |
she's worked up to five jobs at a time to make ends meet. | 0:22:33 | 0:22:36 | |
-Look, that's what a JobCentre is. -No! | 0:22:36 | 0:22:39 | |
She's spent her life running around after Jack, | 0:22:39 | 0:22:41 | |
and thinks it's about time | 0:22:41 | 0:22:43 | |
he and the others had a taste of their own medicine. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:47 | |
He needs a kick up the backside. He really, really do. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:50 | |
Hello? | 0:22:50 | 0:22:51 | |
'Hi! It's Marilyn.' | 0:22:51 | 0:22:54 | |
-Hi, Marilyn! -'Hiya!' | 0:22:54 | 0:22:57 | |
Wicked! | 0:23:11 | 0:23:13 | |
Perfect! | 0:23:17 | 0:23:19 | |
Do we have to dress up as clowns?! | 0:23:30 | 0:23:33 | |
-It will be funny. -You can't swear. I find that really hard. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:37 | |
-I swear all the time. -So do I. | 0:23:37 | 0:23:39 | |
I hate kids, though! | 0:23:39 | 0:23:42 | |
All they do is slaver on you. They all have chocolate on their face. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:46 | |
-Ugh. -I do prefer children to dogs, though. -I prefer dogs. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:50 | |
Up bright and early, the young dumbers are ready to go to work. | 0:23:55 | 0:23:59 | |
Their day will unfold in three stages. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:01 | |
First, they'll be split into two teams | 0:24:01 | 0:24:04 | |
and each given their own party to organise. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:06 | |
But not before they've had a lesson on how to entertain kids. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:10 | |
You look like you're on Brokeback Mountain! | 0:24:10 | 0:24:12 | |
Next, both groups will have to decorate the houses, | 0:24:12 | 0:24:16 | |
get into costume and be ready to kick things off on time. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:19 | |
This looks ridiculous. | 0:24:19 | 0:24:21 | |
Finally, they have to throw the party itself, | 0:24:22 | 0:24:25 | |
but it's not just the kids they have to keep happy, | 0:24:25 | 0:24:28 | |
as the paying parents will expect value for money. | 0:24:28 | 0:24:32 | |
Party! Party! Party! | 0:24:32 | 0:24:33 | |
Teaching the group everything they need to know | 0:24:33 | 0:24:36 | |
are two of the best professional entertainers in the business. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:40 | |
CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYS | 0:24:40 | 0:24:42 | |
Jo Jo and Sparkles. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:44 | |
Oh, we don't have to look like that, do we? | 0:24:44 | 0:24:46 | |
Hello! Come on in, guys. Come on in. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:50 | |
Essentially, you'll be representing my company today. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:53 | |
You'll be doing two parties for my clients, | 0:24:53 | 0:24:57 | |
so you'll be in a position of having to be | 0:24:57 | 0:25:00 | |
extremely responsible and professional. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:03 | |
There'll be two themes. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:04 | |
The first theme, princess and pirates' party. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:07 | |
The second theme, pop disco. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:10 | |
-Split yourselves into two groups. -We'll do princess and pirates. | 0:25:10 | 0:25:15 | |
And you'll do the pop disco? OK. This is good. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:18 | |
With that, are you guys ready? | 0:25:18 | 0:25:20 | |
-More than ready. -Let's go. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:22 | |
Welcome to Jo Jo world. | 0:25:24 | 0:25:26 | |
It's time for a crash course in entertaining kids. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:29 | |
Pay attention, it's a short period of time and there is a lot to learn. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:34 | |
First lesson, balloon modelling. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:36 | |
You're going to roll it, twist and pinch. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:42 | |
My sword's a bit deformed. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:43 | |
Followed by a class in the ancient art of puppetry. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:47 | |
Take whichever puppet you want, | 0:25:47 | 0:25:48 | |
and create a performance between the two of you. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:51 | |
Whose birthday is it? | 0:25:52 | 0:25:55 | |
-Next, a mind-reading trick. -Don't move. | 0:25:57 | 0:26:00 | |
I'm going to track your imagination. What is he thinking? | 0:26:00 | 0:26:04 | |
I'm not sure what they've been smoking | 0:26:04 | 0:26:06 | |
or how much of it they have been smoking, | 0:26:06 | 0:26:09 | |
but they've been smoking it for a very long time. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:11 | |
-Oh, my goodness! The magic is happening! -Them women are on crack. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:15 | |
Something's wrong with them women, but they are so funny. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:18 | |
The next thing we'll do is, | 0:26:22 | 0:26:23 | |
we'll have you guys root through the suitcase, | 0:26:23 | 0:26:25 | |
and see what you can put together and get into character. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:28 | |
-My head's too big. -My head's too big. I've got a fat head. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:32 | |
You look like you're in Brokeback Mountain. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:36 | |
Why is my head so fat? | 0:26:36 | 0:26:38 | |
'At Christmas, I was a sexy Santa.' | 0:26:38 | 0:26:40 | |
So this is kind of like that. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:42 | |
But not as revealing. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:45 | |
I'm going to put some music on, and I want you guys | 0:26:45 | 0:26:48 | |
to help me believe that you're filled with the energy to host a party. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:53 | |
KIDS' PARTY MUSIC PLAYS | 0:26:53 | 0:26:56 | |
'Ruby and Ryan have done really well.' | 0:27:01 | 0:27:04 | |
Ruby especially has taken the bull by the horns. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:07 | |
-She's giving a bit more than I expected. -Put your hands in the air! | 0:27:07 | 0:27:11 | |
Woo! Put your knees in the air! Let me see those knees! | 0:27:11 | 0:27:13 | |
'At this stage, I don't believe that Jack and Tom' | 0:27:13 | 0:27:18 | |
have the enthusiasm required to run a children's party. | 0:27:18 | 0:27:21 | |
You guys, just so you know, you've got a sense right now | 0:27:21 | 0:27:24 | |
of how much energy is required to run a party. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:26 | |
This is serious. It's about having fun seriously. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:31 | |
The masterclass is over, | 0:27:31 | 0:27:33 | |
but while Ryan and Ruby Jo enjoy themselves... | 0:27:33 | 0:27:36 | |
Loving it. It's like being a kid again, playing games | 0:27:36 | 0:27:39 | |
and dressing up, stuff like that. | 0:27:39 | 0:27:40 | |
I've enjoyed it, dressing up and acting like a child. | 0:27:40 | 0:27:43 | |
I don't like acting like an adult, clearly, so this is all right. | 0:27:43 | 0:27:47 | |
..Jack and Tom are dreading what lies ahead. | 0:27:47 | 0:27:52 | |
I was excited for today but now, not so much if I'm really honest. | 0:27:52 | 0:27:55 | |
It's really embarrassing. | 0:27:55 | 0:27:57 | |
The prospect of being surrounded by children is not something | 0:27:57 | 0:28:00 | |
that particularly fills me with joy. | 0:28:00 | 0:28:03 | |
There's just one final briefing. | 0:28:03 | 0:28:06 | |
You'll have to decorate the house, and prepare the tea for the kids | 0:28:06 | 0:28:10 | |
and set it out on the tables with the decorations. | 0:28:10 | 0:28:13 | |
These are two of the best clients that we have | 0:28:13 | 0:28:16 | |
so you have to take the responsibility seriously, | 0:28:16 | 0:28:19 | |
make sure those kids are happy, also make sure the parents are happy. | 0:28:19 | 0:28:22 | |
They're paying clients, paying full price for this, | 0:28:22 | 0:28:25 | |
so you need to make sure that they get their money's worth. | 0:28:25 | 0:28:28 | |
Both groups split up and head off to entertain. | 0:28:30 | 0:28:34 | |
Tom and Jack are hosting a disco-themed party. | 0:28:35 | 0:28:38 | |
Their dancing queen is little Katie. | 0:28:38 | 0:28:40 | |
It's my birthday and I'm six years old today | 0:28:40 | 0:28:45 | |
and I'm having a disco party. | 0:28:45 | 0:28:47 | |
I'm hoping there's going to be lots of dancing | 0:28:49 | 0:28:52 | |
and I'm hoping that there's going to be lights and proper music, | 0:28:52 | 0:28:57 | |
just to make it a proper disco for them. | 0:28:57 | 0:29:00 | |
It's going to be really hard, | 0:29:00 | 0:29:01 | |
-but I really want to do well. -So do I. | 0:29:01 | 0:29:04 | |
If I'm honest I really want us to fucking blow the house down | 0:29:04 | 0:29:07 | |
-and both make it to the end. -What was that about swearing, lads? | 0:29:07 | 0:29:11 | |
Meanwhile, also hoping to blow the house down are Ruby Jo and Ryan. | 0:29:11 | 0:29:15 | |
I reckon we should just keep jumping and keep singing | 0:29:15 | 0:29:19 | |
and keep dancing and then there ain't a problem. | 0:29:19 | 0:29:22 | |
Their theme is pirates and princesses. | 0:29:22 | 0:29:25 | |
The birthday girl is four-year-old Eliza. | 0:29:25 | 0:29:28 | |
Thank you! | 0:29:28 | 0:29:30 | |
And paying for the party is mum, Becca. | 0:29:30 | 0:29:32 | |
I expect them to set up decorations, get the food organised, | 0:29:32 | 0:29:38 | |
entertain children, relieve me of that burden. | 0:29:38 | 0:29:42 | |
-Hi! You look different! -Hi. | 0:29:44 | 0:29:47 | |
The party starts soon | 0:29:47 | 0:29:49 | |
and Jo Jo wants everything ready before the guests arrive. | 0:29:49 | 0:29:52 | |
You've got less than 30 minutes to decorate, get in costume | 0:29:52 | 0:29:56 | |
and prepare the food. You've got to move quick. You can do it. | 0:29:56 | 0:30:00 | |
Not even clean. | 0:30:02 | 0:30:04 | |
With the clock ticking, Ruby Jo and Ryan move as quickly as they can. | 0:30:07 | 0:30:10 | |
But is it too quick? | 0:30:10 | 0:30:12 | |
GLASS SMASHES | 0:30:12 | 0:30:14 | |
-What?! -Oh my goodness! | 0:30:14 | 0:30:18 | |
-What's happened? -The wind blew it off. -Really? -I didn't even touch it. | 0:30:18 | 0:30:22 | |
After a bad start, and with time running out, | 0:30:22 | 0:30:25 | |
Ruby Jo's feeling flustered. | 0:30:25 | 0:30:27 | |
Sorry. | 0:30:31 | 0:30:32 | |
I ain't got time for this shit. | 0:30:36 | 0:30:38 | |
I know this is an unusual situation to have to deal with at a party. | 0:30:38 | 0:30:43 | |
But just stay calm and once it's cleaned up, just carry on. | 0:30:43 | 0:30:47 | |
-And do the best that you can. -Yeah, I will, but it weren't my fault. | 0:30:47 | 0:30:51 | |
Fuck! I'm not in the mood to entertain any more. | 0:30:56 | 0:31:01 | |
While Ruby Jo's going to pieces, a mile away, | 0:31:03 | 0:31:06 | |
Jack and Tom have their own set of problems. | 0:31:06 | 0:31:08 | |
-Our costumes are wank. -That is actually something Ruby wears. | 0:31:08 | 0:31:13 | |
Yeah. Just casually. As she's walking round the house. | 0:31:13 | 0:31:17 | |
We have to do bloody head chef, dog training, | 0:31:17 | 0:31:21 | |
I hate dogs and now I've got to do children. | 0:31:21 | 0:31:23 | |
I don't know how to do that either. | 0:31:23 | 0:31:25 | |
Come on, guys! You're supposed to be disco divas, not party poopers! | 0:31:25 | 0:31:28 | |
-Happy with your costumes? -They're OK. | 0:31:28 | 0:31:31 | |
No, but we haven't got much choice. | 0:31:31 | 0:31:33 | |
-We've got to hurry up now, got to get inside. -OK. -Let's rock and roll. | 0:31:33 | 0:31:37 | |
-This is the birthday girl, Katie. -Hello, Katie. -Hi. Are you all right? | 0:31:37 | 0:31:41 | |
-And this is Zara, her little sister. -Hello. | 0:31:41 | 0:31:45 | |
-Are you aware that it's hot food? -Er, no. | 0:31:45 | 0:31:48 | |
That you've got to do the food? OK. Well, I'll just go and get the food. | 0:31:48 | 0:31:53 | |
-That's cool. -You might want to think about timings and all that. | 0:31:53 | 0:31:56 | |
-That's fine. -OK, no problem. | 0:31:56 | 0:31:59 | |
The boys head off to transform themselves into pop stars. | 0:31:59 | 0:32:03 | |
-Shall we do it? -Sorry? | 0:32:03 | 0:32:05 | |
They haven't even released a record, but they're already divas! | 0:32:05 | 0:32:09 | |
It was in the contract. Luckily, Mum's picked up the slack. | 0:32:17 | 0:32:21 | |
The guys aren't ready, there's children on the way, | 0:32:21 | 0:32:23 | |
so I'll just put the food on, so it's one less thing to do. | 0:32:23 | 0:32:27 | |
I'm hoping they'll come in, get the food, and take it out | 0:32:27 | 0:32:30 | |
in their character, in costume. | 0:32:30 | 0:32:32 | |
Katie's disco is due to start in five minutes | 0:32:47 | 0:32:50 | |
and the guests who've already arrived have been asked | 0:32:50 | 0:32:53 | |
to wait in the front garden. | 0:32:53 | 0:32:55 | |
-OK, I'll just go down there then. -We're going to have to go for it. | 0:32:55 | 0:32:58 | |
'I don't think they know what they're doing.' | 0:32:58 | 0:33:01 | |
They're just kind of walking around, doing whatever. | 0:33:01 | 0:33:04 | |
20 children are waiting outside, | 0:33:04 | 0:33:06 | |
and they want to come in and they want to have fun. | 0:33:06 | 0:33:08 | |
And six-year-old Katie is getting worried. | 0:33:10 | 0:33:14 | |
Over at Eliza's house, | 0:33:14 | 0:33:16 | |
the little pirates and princesses are turning up, ready to party. | 0:33:16 | 0:33:21 | |
But their entertainers are nowhere to be seen. | 0:33:21 | 0:33:23 | |
We've not quite set up. | 0:33:23 | 0:33:25 | |
The entertainers aren't in costume yet, | 0:33:25 | 0:33:27 | |
so got a feeling they might be running a bit behind. | 0:33:27 | 0:33:30 | |
-Ryan? -Yes? | 0:33:30 | 0:33:32 | |
-How are you doing? -Um... | 0:33:32 | 0:33:34 | |
Hey! Fabulous! OK, come on down, cos they've all arrived. | 0:33:36 | 0:33:40 | |
First out, it's the most dastardly pirate on the seven seas. | 0:33:42 | 0:33:46 | |
My name's Stumpy the Pirate. | 0:33:46 | 0:33:48 | |
Hello, kids! You all alright? | 0:33:53 | 0:33:56 | |
Hey? | 0:33:57 | 0:33:58 | |
But it looks like his ship might be sinking. | 0:33:58 | 0:34:01 | |
Is anyone wanting anything to eat yet? | 0:34:01 | 0:34:03 | |
I just tried talking to them. Like, hi! Is everyone OK? | 0:34:03 | 0:34:07 | |
They were just like... | 0:34:07 | 0:34:08 | |
Don't worry, Ryan, Princess Ruby Jo is coming to the rescue. | 0:34:09 | 0:34:13 | |
Only problem is, she's turned into the wicked witch of South London. | 0:34:16 | 0:34:20 | |
-Are you all right? -I just can't be arsed. -Why? | 0:34:20 | 0:34:23 | |
Going home. | 0:34:23 | 0:34:25 | |
You've done half the battle. You've gotten into your costume. | 0:34:25 | 0:34:29 | |
Just want a fag and then I'll be on my way. | 0:34:29 | 0:34:32 | |
How many pirates are good and how many are bad? | 0:34:37 | 0:34:39 | |
Any good pirates? | 0:34:39 | 0:34:41 | |
I'm a good pirate. No? | 0:34:41 | 0:34:44 | |
I'm dreading this cos I hate kids. I like to get drunk at parties. | 0:34:44 | 0:34:47 | |
It's too much responsibility. I'm not even responsible for myself. | 0:34:47 | 0:34:51 | |
-Do any of you princesses live in a big castle? -Yeah. -Do you? | 0:34:51 | 0:34:57 | |
-Do you know where the kids are? -No. -Ryan, where are the kids? | 0:34:57 | 0:35:02 | |
They're all out in the garden. Just tried to talk to them. | 0:35:02 | 0:35:06 | |
I can't be arsed, I really can't. I just want to go home. | 0:35:06 | 0:35:10 | |
In the world of professional entertaining, | 0:35:10 | 0:35:12 | |
deserting your party is the ultimate sin. | 0:35:12 | 0:35:17 | |
You cannot walk out on a birthday party. | 0:35:17 | 0:35:20 | |
I don't know, she's disappeared. Little bit stressful. | 0:35:20 | 0:35:23 | |
I thought it would be easier with two of us, but... Oh, well. | 0:35:23 | 0:35:27 | |
At Katie's disco party, the boys have finally let the guests in, | 0:35:34 | 0:35:38 | |
15 minutes late. | 0:35:38 | 0:35:40 | |
They haven't actually done any hosting yet, | 0:35:44 | 0:35:46 | |
and the kids are getting restless. | 0:35:46 | 0:35:49 | |
Birthday girl Katie knows her rights. | 0:35:49 | 0:35:51 | |
We want party, we want party, we want party! | 0:35:51 | 0:35:55 | |
-Hello. -Is everybody hungry? -Yes! | 0:35:55 | 0:35:59 | |
Do you want some balloons whilst you're waiting for your food? | 0:35:59 | 0:36:03 | |
-Would you like some balloons? -Yes! We want balloons! We want balloons! | 0:36:03 | 0:36:07 | |
-There we go. -Birthday girl Katie is hoping she'll get the first crown. | 0:36:07 | 0:36:13 | |
I want a birthday crown now! | 0:36:13 | 0:36:16 | |
-But the boys are ignoring her. -OK, who wants a purple one? | 0:36:16 | 0:36:21 | |
There we go. | 0:36:21 | 0:36:22 | |
-Can I have a birthday crown now? -You want what? | 0:36:22 | 0:36:26 | |
Pink! A birthday crown! Now! | 0:36:26 | 0:36:29 | |
There's this word called please! | 0:36:31 | 0:36:33 | |
-I want a pink one now! -OK. | 0:36:33 | 0:36:37 | |
I'm having a pink birthday! | 0:36:37 | 0:36:39 | |
With the kids running riot, Tom and Jack beat a hasty retreat. | 0:36:41 | 0:36:45 | |
They've got to really start entertaining, doing their job, | 0:36:45 | 0:36:48 | |
because at the moment, the children are entertaining themselves. | 0:36:48 | 0:36:52 | |
They're starting to climb on the roofs, | 0:36:52 | 0:36:54 | |
they're swinging round poles, they're bored and frustrated. | 0:36:54 | 0:36:59 | |
At the pirate and princesses bash, Ruby Jo is still sulking | 0:36:59 | 0:37:03 | |
while her partner Ryan has come under siege. | 0:37:03 | 0:37:08 | |
Birthday girl Eliza is upset because this isn't just a pirate party, | 0:37:12 | 0:37:18 | |
it need its princess. | 0:37:18 | 0:37:20 | |
But unfortunately, she's in no mood to do her royal duty. | 0:37:23 | 0:37:27 | |
-I don't feel like a princess. -Change that. | 0:37:27 | 0:37:29 | |
I have felt more like a princess in my time just sat in the pub. | 0:37:29 | 0:37:33 | |
I sympathise. I know what it's like to be under pressure, | 0:37:33 | 0:37:37 | |
but I also know what it's like to be a child | 0:37:37 | 0:37:40 | |
and perhaps not have my princess at my party. | 0:37:40 | 0:37:42 | |
This is where you can change it around. This is your opportunity. | 0:37:42 | 0:37:47 | |
You've got my support, | 0:37:47 | 0:37:48 | |
you've got a child in there looking forward to seeing the princess. | 0:37:48 | 0:37:52 | |
Just change the attitude, come back in. | 0:37:52 | 0:37:54 | |
And show the kids what you showed me this morning, | 0:37:54 | 0:37:57 | |
cos you've got it in you. | 0:37:57 | 0:37:59 | |
With Jo Jo's words ringing in her ears, | 0:38:00 | 0:38:02 | |
Ruby Jo returns to the party. | 0:38:02 | 0:38:04 | |
But with the kids losing interest, is it too little, too late? | 0:38:04 | 0:38:08 | |
What Princess are you? | 0:38:08 | 0:38:10 | |
Um... | 0:38:10 | 0:38:12 | |
Are you just a special princess? | 0:38:12 | 0:38:14 | |
Do you know which one I am? | 0:38:16 | 0:38:17 | |
-Belle. -Aren't you all clever! | 0:38:17 | 0:38:20 | |
Making balloons for kids isn't that bad. | 0:38:20 | 0:38:23 | |
Maybe they're all right. But I'm still not having any. | 0:38:23 | 0:38:26 | |
Look in the sky. | 0:38:26 | 0:38:28 | |
Where do you think they're going? | 0:38:28 | 0:38:31 | |
-Home! -Home? Where do they live? | 0:38:31 | 0:38:32 | |
In space. | 0:38:32 | 0:38:34 | |
So who wants to help me? | 0:38:34 | 0:38:36 | |
As Ruby Jo's confidence grows, | 0:38:36 | 0:38:38 | |
could it be she's even enjoying herself? | 0:38:38 | 0:38:40 | |
Can anyone say a magic word? | 0:38:40 | 0:38:43 | |
-ALL: -Abracadabra! | 0:38:43 | 0:38:45 | |
OK, now see what's in the bag. | 0:38:45 | 0:38:49 | |
SHE GASPS | 0:38:49 | 0:38:50 | |
-Shout out, you get the magic wand. -ALL: -Me! | 0:38:50 | 0:38:54 | |
Using everything they learned that morning, Ruby Jo and Ryan | 0:38:56 | 0:39:00 | |
finally deliver the party Eliza and Jo Jo have been hoping for. | 0:39:00 | 0:39:04 | |
Do you want glitter? | 0:39:04 | 0:39:06 | |
This is what it's about. They're getting the children laughing, | 0:39:06 | 0:39:09 | |
participating and they're allowing | 0:39:09 | 0:39:12 | |
the belief that there's magic in the party to happen. | 0:39:12 | 0:39:15 | |
THEY GASP | 0:39:16 | 0:39:18 | |
# Happy birthday to you... # | 0:39:18 | 0:39:20 | |
Come on, birthday girl! | 0:39:20 | 0:39:22 | |
# Happy birthday to you | 0:39:22 | 0:39:25 | |
# Happy birthday dear Eliza | 0:39:25 | 0:39:29 | |
# Happy birthday to you. # | 0:39:29 | 0:39:33 | |
But at Tom and Jack's party, there seems to be something missing. | 0:39:33 | 0:39:38 | |
Where's the disco? | 0:39:38 | 0:39:39 | |
Where's the disco? | 0:39:39 | 0:39:41 | |
Where's the disco? | 0:39:41 | 0:39:42 | |
The party is nearly over but there hasn't been a single dance | 0:39:42 | 0:39:47 | |
and one of the guests is distraught. | 0:39:47 | 0:39:50 | |
Why are you upset, darling? | 0:39:50 | 0:39:52 | |
SHE SOBS | 0:39:52 | 0:39:54 | |
It was meant to be a disco? | 0:39:54 | 0:39:55 | |
And you didn't feel like it was a disco? | 0:39:55 | 0:39:58 | |
Sparkles is determined the boys give the kids something | 0:39:59 | 0:40:03 | |
to remember before this party is over. | 0:40:03 | 0:40:06 | |
Put that down, get the music on and dance. | 0:40:06 | 0:40:09 | |
Come on then, let's see it. | 0:40:09 | 0:40:10 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:40:12 | 0:40:14 | |
-THEY CHANT: -Higher! | 0:40:19 | 0:40:25 | |
Finally, it all comes to an end. | 0:40:28 | 0:40:31 | |
It's time for the boys to face the music. | 0:40:31 | 0:40:33 | |
It was a bit chaotic to say the least. | 0:40:33 | 0:40:36 | |
-It was meant to be a disco party. -Yeah. | 0:40:36 | 0:40:39 | |
And there wasn't a disco so that was a big failure. | 0:40:39 | 0:40:42 | |
At no point did I see your character. | 0:40:42 | 0:40:45 | |
You didn't take the encouragement from the children | 0:40:45 | 0:40:48 | |
and you could have really, really made this a fantastic party | 0:40:48 | 0:40:52 | |
and I think you missed out on an opportunity. | 0:40:52 | 0:40:54 | |
Having been read the riot act, | 0:40:54 | 0:40:57 | |
how do Tom and Jack feel about their performance? | 0:40:57 | 0:41:00 | |
I don't think we did horribly bad. | 0:41:00 | 0:41:02 | |
Yeah, I'm not really that interested in children | 0:41:02 | 0:41:05 | |
so it's definitely difficult for me to connect with them. | 0:41:05 | 0:41:09 | |
I would say, you know, I stayed and I did it. | 0:41:09 | 0:41:13 | |
-Well done, Tom. -To be honest with you, I don't care what I heard back. | 0:41:18 | 0:41:21 | |
We actually tried this time. | 0:41:21 | 0:41:23 | |
We tried. We gave it our best shot. | 0:41:23 | 0:41:25 | |
But, for Sparkles, their best shot was just not good enough. | 0:41:25 | 0:41:30 | |
As a company, we would not accept that | 0:41:30 | 0:41:32 | |
and I would not expect to take any money from you | 0:41:32 | 0:41:35 | |
because they haven't earned it, | 0:41:35 | 0:41:37 | |
so, therefore, they're fired. | 0:41:37 | 0:41:39 | |
-Bye, everyone. -Bye. | 0:41:42 | 0:41:43 | |
The pirates and princesses party is over. | 0:41:43 | 0:41:45 | |
Have Ruby Jo and Ryan done enough to impress paying mum, Becca? | 0:41:45 | 0:41:50 | |
At the beginning, I felt that you kind of... | 0:41:50 | 0:41:54 | |
You were slow to start. | 0:41:54 | 0:41:55 | |
Yeah, I wasn't looking forward to it that much, to be honest, | 0:41:55 | 0:41:58 | |
cos I don't really like kids. | 0:41:58 | 0:42:00 | |
But then when you did get involved with the kids, | 0:42:00 | 0:42:03 | |
you were amazing so I couldn't see... | 0:42:03 | 0:42:05 | |
I'm just not used to kids, you know. I was a bit nervous about it. | 0:42:05 | 0:42:08 | |
Well, thanks for having us anyway. | 0:42:08 | 0:42:10 | |
No, thank you. Thank you for coming and well done. | 0:42:10 | 0:42:13 | |
I hope she had a good birthday party, in the end. | 0:42:13 | 0:42:16 | |
She certainly did, yeah. You can see by the big smile on her face. | 0:42:16 | 0:42:19 | |
She had a great time so thank you. | 0:42:19 | 0:42:21 | |
Mum might be pleased but as representatives of Jo Jo's company, | 0:42:21 | 0:42:25 | |
have they managed to earn her seal of approval? | 0:42:25 | 0:42:29 | |
If I had to rate the whole thing, | 0:42:29 | 0:42:30 | |
I would definitely have to acknowledge the beginning. | 0:42:30 | 0:42:34 | |
But if I were to split the party into two halves, | 0:42:34 | 0:42:37 | |
the second half was brilliant | 0:42:37 | 0:42:38 | |
and you guys would have work with me, definitely. | 0:42:38 | 0:42:41 | |
The party was a success and Ruby Jo has learned a valuable lesson. | 0:42:43 | 0:42:47 | |
Cos I made myself look bad at the beginning, | 0:42:47 | 0:42:50 | |
I was so worried about actually going in for real | 0:42:50 | 0:42:53 | |
cos I thought everyone would judge me cos I walked out and stuff | 0:42:53 | 0:42:57 | |
but once I got into it I just forgot about the fact I'd walked out. | 0:42:57 | 0:43:02 | |
That was the worst bit, actually going back | 0:43:02 | 0:43:05 | |
from when you've walked away from something. | 0:43:05 | 0:43:08 | |
And what has Captain Stumpy learnt about himself? | 0:43:08 | 0:43:11 | |
I'm still a kid but I'm a grown-up kid | 0:43:11 | 0:43:14 | |
so I'm not a kid any more, actually. No, I'm an adult. | 0:43:14 | 0:43:18 | |
It's the evening before the elimination | 0:43:24 | 0:43:26 | |
when the parents will decide who goes through to the final. | 0:43:26 | 0:43:30 | |
What the fuck can I do with my hair? | 0:43:30 | 0:43:32 | |
But our gang are more worried about going out for a drink | 0:43:32 | 0:43:35 | |
and of course looking their best. | 0:43:35 | 0:43:37 | |
-I look in the mirror about two, three times a day. -Bullshit. | 0:43:37 | 0:43:42 | |
As a friend, that is a load of crap. | 0:43:42 | 0:43:46 | |
But tonight, Jack and Tom have bigger problems than their looks. | 0:43:46 | 0:43:50 | |
Me and Tom tried to do the sperm donating thing to earn money | 0:43:50 | 0:43:54 | |
but that didn't work out so we have no money. | 0:43:54 | 0:43:57 | |
But we're adamant to still get drunk. | 0:43:57 | 0:44:00 | |
Ryan and Ruby Jo have been sensible with their money this week | 0:44:00 | 0:44:04 | |
and they're taking pity on Jack and Tom. | 0:44:04 | 0:44:07 | |
They're wankers. The wankers have not got a penny. | 0:44:07 | 0:44:10 | |
We've got £15 each and me and him are buying them both a drink each. | 0:44:10 | 0:44:14 | |
What are you having? | 0:44:17 | 0:44:21 | |
-Final four. -To the final four. | 0:44:21 | 0:44:24 | |
You'd expect the boys to be grateful for a free drink. | 0:44:24 | 0:44:29 | |
It's really strange for someone like Ruby to buy me a drink. | 0:44:29 | 0:44:31 | |
-It felt abnormal. -It felt a bit low | 0:44:31 | 0:44:33 | |
-to have them both buying us drinks. -It was horrible. | 0:44:33 | 0:44:36 | |
Their lack of appreciation isn't going unnoticed by Ruby Jo | 0:44:36 | 0:44:41 | |
who's still not forgiven them for hiding money earlier in the week. | 0:44:41 | 0:44:45 | |
You know like how the other day when you two kept your money | 0:44:45 | 0:44:48 | |
a secret from us and left me and Ryan starving? | 0:44:48 | 0:44:51 | |
It just came to mind that, you know, I didn't think about it before | 0:44:51 | 0:44:55 | |
but I just thought how we didn't think twice | 0:44:55 | 0:44:57 | |
about sharing our money with you. | 0:44:57 | 0:44:59 | |
-You are properly... you are piss takers. -We're not! | 0:45:03 | 0:45:06 | |
You take the piss out of everything. | 0:45:06 | 0:45:08 | |
Earlier I felt like it was a nice thing to buy them a drink | 0:45:08 | 0:45:11 | |
because obviously they haven't got any money. | 0:45:11 | 0:45:13 | |
Yeah, I feel totally different about the situation now. | 0:45:13 | 0:45:18 | |
With Ryan's help, Ruby Jo decides to drown her sorrows. | 0:45:22 | 0:45:26 | |
But the drink just makes her mood worse. | 0:45:26 | 0:45:29 | |
They rely on us for everything. | 0:45:29 | 0:45:31 | |
How to cook, how to clean, how to do everything. | 0:45:31 | 0:45:34 | |
They've got no mind of their own. | 0:45:34 | 0:45:36 | |
I came into this house knowing that I need to change | 0:45:36 | 0:45:39 | |
and they've come in and not done fuck all. | 0:45:39 | 0:45:42 | |
It really annoys me. | 0:45:42 | 0:45:43 | |
Drunk and angry, Ruby Jo storms home on her own. | 0:45:43 | 0:45:48 | |
And when the others return, | 0:45:48 | 0:45:50 | |
she's ready to give them a piece of her mind. | 0:45:50 | 0:45:52 | |
You can come in, I don't know about... | 0:45:52 | 0:45:56 | |
Is that how it is now? Getting violent, are we? | 0:45:56 | 0:45:59 | |
Fucking pair of wankers. | 0:45:59 | 0:46:03 | |
I'm saying I don't want to live with you any more. | 0:46:03 | 0:46:05 | |
I don't want to live with fucking you! | 0:46:05 | 0:46:08 | |
Fucking waste of spaces. | 0:46:08 | 0:46:10 | |
You tell me what you've done. | 0:46:10 | 0:46:12 | |
Fuck all since you've been in here. | 0:46:12 | 0:46:14 | |
Fucking idiot. | 0:46:16 | 0:46:18 | |
I wish we weren't in this house | 0:46:18 | 0:46:20 | |
cos things would be seriously different right now. | 0:46:20 | 0:46:24 | |
Oh my God. | 0:46:24 | 0:46:26 | |
That is fucking entertainment for you. | 0:46:28 | 0:46:31 | |
I'm not letting a pair of fucking wankers ruin my fucking life. | 0:46:33 | 0:46:38 | |
You two have done fuck all since you've been here. | 0:46:38 | 0:46:41 | |
You have not changed since the day I first met you both. | 0:46:41 | 0:46:45 | |
You're a lazy fucking boring shit. | 0:46:45 | 0:46:47 | |
And you're fucking vain as fucking hell. | 0:46:47 | 0:46:50 | |
So there we fucking go. | 0:46:50 | 0:46:51 | |
Good fucking night. I fucking had it through with... | 0:46:51 | 0:46:56 | |
Ruby Jo might be angry, but this time, has she gone too far? | 0:46:58 | 0:47:02 | |
I put my hands up, I haven't done much around the house. It's just... | 0:47:02 | 0:47:07 | |
You know, it's completely out of order. | 0:47:07 | 0:47:09 | |
-I know it is. -It's unnecessary as well. | 0:47:09 | 0:47:12 | |
Even her loyal friend Ryan can't believe what she's done. | 0:47:12 | 0:47:16 | |
I don't know why she behaved like that. | 0:47:16 | 0:47:19 | |
Obviously she's still my friend so I don't want to slag her off | 0:47:19 | 0:47:22 | |
but she shouldn't have gone off how she has tonight. | 0:47:22 | 0:47:25 | |
Part of me just wants to go. I just don't want to live with her. | 0:47:27 | 0:47:30 | |
Wait till tomorrow for the elimination. | 0:47:30 | 0:47:32 | |
-Stick it out. -If anyone's got common sense, they'll get rid of her. | 0:47:32 | 0:47:36 | |
I'll be honest with you now, if there's any... | 0:47:36 | 0:47:39 | |
-..justice in the world... -In the universe. -..she'll be going. | 0:47:39 | 0:47:42 | |
Unaware of the ugly scenes from last night, | 0:47:50 | 0:47:53 | |
the parents gather to see who gets the boot and who goes to the final. | 0:47:53 | 0:47:57 | |
To make their decision, they'll be watching footage | 0:47:59 | 0:48:02 | |
of their little darlings living and working together. | 0:48:02 | 0:48:05 | |
With no food in the house, | 0:48:09 | 0:48:10 | |
Tom and Jack's mums see their boys holding out on Ryan and Ruby Jo. | 0:48:10 | 0:48:16 | |
She's extremely pissed off but I fucking love it, I'm sorry. | 0:48:16 | 0:48:19 | |
She spent her our money on fags. She can eat her cigarettes, | 0:48:19 | 0:48:23 | |
she can eat the box. | 0:48:23 | 0:48:24 | |
There was part of me that was thinking, | 0:48:24 | 0:48:27 | |
what they've done was not right, | 0:48:27 | 0:48:28 | |
but there was also part of me that was thinking, | 0:48:28 | 0:48:32 | |
I know that Tom doesn't smoke. | 0:48:32 | 0:48:34 | |
So, I can see that Ruby was standing there with cigarettes | 0:48:34 | 0:48:38 | |
while she was being cross with them. | 0:48:38 | 0:48:40 | |
In fairness, they were all a team, | 0:48:40 | 0:48:42 | |
they should've been shared amongst them all. | 0:48:42 | 0:48:44 | |
That's what they do in restaurants, isn't it? The bar staff. | 0:48:44 | 0:48:48 | |
You know, I think, really, it should've been for them all. | 0:48:48 | 0:48:52 | |
The parents are impressed by Ruby Jo and Ryan's cleaning business. | 0:48:53 | 0:48:56 | |
£8 is fine. | 0:48:56 | 0:48:58 | |
We're like doing it for any money. We haven't got a set price. | 0:48:58 | 0:49:02 | |
I like that with Ryan, with the price, with that lady, | 0:49:02 | 0:49:04 | |
that was good. | 0:49:04 | 0:49:06 | |
They were out to earn whatever money they could earn. | 0:49:06 | 0:49:09 | |
£8, that was great. | 0:49:09 | 0:49:11 | |
But Tom and Jack's mums are embarrassed | 0:49:13 | 0:49:16 | |
by their sons' money-making scheme. | 0:49:16 | 0:49:18 | |
We can go and we'll wank into a little pot and get paid for it. | 0:49:18 | 0:49:22 | |
-We're going to give a beautiful baby. -Exactly. | 0:49:22 | 0:49:24 | |
And we get paid for it. | 0:49:24 | 0:49:27 | |
I can't believe that with Jack. | 0:49:27 | 0:49:29 | |
I can't believe that with Jack, why he'd come out with that. | 0:49:29 | 0:49:33 | |
Easy option, isn't it? | 0:49:33 | 0:49:34 | |
Could you imagine a world full of those two? Cloned. | 0:49:34 | 0:49:39 | |
Next, the parents see them at work as children's entertainers | 0:49:40 | 0:49:45 | |
and for Ruby Jo's mum, Jo, it's a hard watch. | 0:49:45 | 0:49:48 | |
I can't be arsed, I really can't. | 0:49:48 | 0:49:50 | |
Ryan's mum's impressed to see her son | 0:49:50 | 0:49:52 | |
trying to keep the party going on his own. | 0:49:52 | 0:49:54 | |
-My name's Stumpy, the pirate. -Stumpy! | 0:49:54 | 0:49:59 | |
But Ruby Jo did return to work and put on a great birthday party. | 0:49:59 | 0:50:02 | |
What Princess are you? | 0:50:02 | 0:50:04 | |
You just a special princess? | 0:50:06 | 0:50:08 | |
Do you know which one I am? | 0:50:08 | 0:50:10 | |
-Belle. -You're clever. | 0:50:10 | 0:50:12 | |
That first bit was like the Ruby that we've seen before. | 0:50:12 | 0:50:17 | |
If she can't do something, she'll just storm out. | 0:50:17 | 0:50:22 | |
I thought, is she going to ruin it for herself? | 0:50:22 | 0:50:25 | |
Then halfway through, she pulled it off. | 0:50:25 | 0:50:28 | |
Well done for Ruby. | 0:50:28 | 0:50:30 | |
I'm proud of her for pulling herself together. | 0:50:30 | 0:50:32 | |
She does say she doesn't like kids when I think she does really. | 0:50:32 | 0:50:36 | |
Ryan was brilliant. | 0:50:36 | 0:50:37 | |
He surprised me actually. | 0:50:37 | 0:50:39 | |
Last week, the boys were advised not to work together | 0:50:41 | 0:50:44 | |
by their parents, but at the children's party, | 0:50:44 | 0:50:46 | |
they chose to ignore this and their mums are not happy. | 0:50:46 | 0:50:50 | |
I don't think we did horribly bad. | 0:50:51 | 0:50:54 | |
I'm not really that interested in children, | 0:50:54 | 0:50:57 | |
so it was definitely difficult for me to connect with them. | 0:50:57 | 0:51:01 | |
I'm a bit disappointed. | 0:51:01 | 0:51:02 | |
I thought they'd be a bit more enthusiastic. | 0:51:02 | 0:51:05 | |
They didn't seem to think about that, they just let them run riot. | 0:51:05 | 0:51:09 | |
I actually thought that they might just pull this one off. | 0:51:09 | 0:51:13 | |
It is a shame that we didn't see them apart. | 0:51:13 | 0:51:15 | |
Finally, it's last night's drinking session, | 0:51:17 | 0:51:21 | |
followed by Ruby Jo's angry outburst. | 0:51:21 | 0:51:23 | |
You tell me what you want fucking done. | 0:51:23 | 0:51:25 | |
Something the parents don't enjoy watching. | 0:51:25 | 0:51:29 | |
-Oh my God! -You've done fuck all since you've been here. | 0:51:29 | 0:51:32 | |
I'm actually glad Tom walked away from Ruby | 0:51:32 | 0:51:35 | |
because I think she was really trying to provoke him. | 0:51:35 | 0:51:38 | |
I'm pretty proud Jack and Tom didn't react to that. | 0:51:38 | 0:51:40 | |
Jack's normally snappy and opposite from what he's been in there. | 0:51:40 | 0:51:45 | |
I think it was her anger coming out | 0:51:45 | 0:51:48 | |
but I think from the sounds of it, maybe she has been wound up. | 0:51:48 | 0:51:53 | |
They've seen the footage, now they must choose the two kids they think | 0:51:55 | 0:51:59 | |
have performed the worst this week. | 0:51:59 | 0:52:02 | |
Only one of them will be leaving the house. | 0:52:02 | 0:52:04 | |
I think Jack and Tom haven't done very much in the house. | 0:52:04 | 0:52:08 | |
They need to be parted | 0:52:08 | 0:52:11 | |
otherwise they're not going to be themselves, are they. | 0:52:11 | 0:52:14 | |
The words that I keep using a lot, is lack of enthusiasm. | 0:52:14 | 0:52:17 | |
Just not showing enough. | 0:52:17 | 0:52:19 | |
That bit in the last clip, when I thought | 0:52:19 | 0:52:21 | |
we're going back to square one when she went off in a huff, | 0:52:21 | 0:52:24 | |
I think you get to a point where you can't keep making excuses. | 0:52:24 | 0:52:27 | |
At the house, the gang are waiting to find out | 0:52:29 | 0:52:31 | |
who'll be going through to the final week. | 0:52:31 | 0:52:34 | |
After last night, the atmosphere is frosty. | 0:52:34 | 0:52:37 | |
They've no idea which parents will walk through the door | 0:52:40 | 0:52:43 | |
and give them the verdict. | 0:52:43 | 0:52:46 | |
This week, the parents have decided that Tom and Jack | 0:52:56 | 0:52:58 | |
were the least deserving, but only one of them will get the boot. | 0:52:58 | 0:53:03 | |
So, you guys can go upstairs. | 0:53:03 | 0:53:05 | |
This is going to be awkward whoever comes up the stairs. | 0:53:11 | 0:53:14 | |
End of the day, we need to be civil, | 0:53:16 | 0:53:18 | |
we've got to live with each other for another four days. | 0:53:18 | 0:53:21 | |
Jack, you're in the bottom two this week | 0:53:21 | 0:53:23 | |
because that job you've done with the children's parties, | 0:53:23 | 0:53:28 | |
it didn't seem like you really wanted to be there. | 0:53:28 | 0:53:31 | |
But on the other side, what we seen, you've kept your cool | 0:53:31 | 0:53:36 | |
and your anger and I'm really proud about that. | 0:53:36 | 0:53:39 | |
Tom, the reason you were in the bottom two | 0:53:39 | 0:53:42 | |
was because that kids party, it really wasn't great. | 0:53:42 | 0:53:45 | |
You weren't interacting, but in fairness to you, | 0:53:45 | 0:53:48 | |
you did say at the end, | 0:53:48 | 0:53:50 | |
"I don't really like this. Normally I'd have just walked away." | 0:53:50 | 0:53:53 | |
-You didn't. -I'd have gone if it weren't for Jack. | 0:53:53 | 0:53:56 | |
Well, that's good. I think that's the thing with both of you. | 0:53:56 | 0:54:00 | |
You kept each other going. | 0:54:00 | 0:54:02 | |
Like you say, whichever one of you goes through, | 0:54:02 | 0:54:05 | |
one of you could win this. | 0:54:05 | 0:54:07 | |
You honestly could. | 0:54:07 | 0:54:08 | |
But which one is going to miss out on a chance of being in the final? | 0:54:10 | 0:54:14 | |
-Jack, you're going. -Cool. | 0:54:18 | 0:54:21 | |
Do it for me. | 0:54:21 | 0:54:24 | |
I'll try. | 0:54:24 | 0:54:26 | |
You'll do well. | 0:54:26 | 0:54:29 | |
It was really, really hard | 0:54:29 | 0:54:30 | |
because it's almost like we feel you're both our boys. | 0:54:30 | 0:54:34 | |
-This is mine and Tom's bedroom. -Oh my God! | 0:54:44 | 0:54:48 | |
This is how we've actually been sleeping. | 0:54:48 | 0:54:51 | |
-It's awesome, isn't it? -How could you sleep like that? | 0:54:51 | 0:54:54 | |
Your bed wouldn't normally be like that, Jack. | 0:54:54 | 0:54:56 | |
-Normally you'd make it for me. -You'll be doing it yourself now. | 0:54:56 | 0:54:59 | |
Give it everything you've got | 0:54:59 | 0:55:01 | |
and don't start freaking out and going, "Oh, I can't do it." | 0:55:01 | 0:55:04 | |
-I'm not freaking out. -No, just focus, you can do it. | 0:55:04 | 0:55:08 | |
-Bye-bye, love you. -You too. | 0:55:08 | 0:55:11 | |
Really love you. I'm really proud of you. | 0:55:11 | 0:55:13 | |
-Good luck. -See you man. | 0:55:15 | 0:55:17 | |
It's the end of their love story. | 0:55:17 | 0:55:21 | |
They met, they became best friends and they fell in love. | 0:55:21 | 0:55:28 | |
Bye Tom. | 0:55:28 | 0:55:29 | |
See you again, best of luck. You've got to win. | 0:55:29 | 0:55:32 | |
But, like all good things, their love must come to an end. | 0:55:32 | 0:55:36 | |
MUSIC: I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston | 0:55:36 | 0:55:39 | |
You're the hero. | 0:55:41 | 0:55:43 | |
As Tom lives to fight another day, | 0:55:45 | 0:55:49 | |
Jack leaves the house, still young, dumb, and living off Mum. | 0:55:49 | 0:55:52 | |
Next week, from the selfish to the selfless. | 0:55:56 | 0:55:59 | |
The final three are faced with their biggest challenge... | 0:55:59 | 0:56:02 | |
I'll be honest, I'm close to giving up. | 0:56:02 | 0:56:04 | |
Feel like shit today. It's mission impossible. | 0:56:04 | 0:56:06 | |
To project manage a dream makeover for people who really deserve it. | 0:56:06 | 0:56:10 | |
When I got ill, we had to stop doing everything we wanted to do. | 0:56:10 | 0:56:14 | |
But, with time and money running out, can they deliver? | 0:56:14 | 0:56:18 | |
These walls been painted? | 0:56:18 | 0:56:19 | |
Erm... Erm... Erm... | 0:56:19 | 0:56:21 | |
-Tom, you need to make a decision. -My mind's everywhere. | 0:56:21 | 0:56:25 | |
-I'm losing the plot. -Are you allowed to bend carpets? | 0:56:25 | 0:56:27 | |
And who'll impress the parents enough to win | 0:56:27 | 0:56:30 | |
the ultimate round the world trip? | 0:56:30 | 0:56:32 | |
The winner is... | 0:56:32 | 0:56:35 | |
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