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SEAGULLS CALL | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
You there. Which way to Pepperinge Eye? | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
Couldn't say. It said on the wireless to paint out signposts | 0:03:56 | 0:04:00 | |
in case the Nazis drop in. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:03 | |
But I'm a British Officer. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:08 | |
That's what you'd say if you was a Nazi, sir. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
Drive on, Corporal. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
DOG BARKS | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
Sorry to give you so many but you have six bedrooms. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:36 | |
No trouble. Anything to get | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
the poor things away from the awful bombings in London. Come along, now. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:42 | |
What about us? | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
Oh, yes. What is your name, please? | 0:04:44 | 0:04:47 | |
Rawlins, ma'am. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
Rawlins? Oh, yes, here we are. Carrie, | 0:04:49 | 0:04:53 | |
Charles, | 0:04:53 | 0:04:54 | |
Paul. Oh, you're for Miss Price. I'm expectin' her in. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:59 | |
< # Call out the Navy... # | 0:04:59 | 0:05:04 | |
I won't be a moment. Don't touch anything. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:04 | |
# Call out the tanks | 0:05:04 | 0:05:06 | |
# From the cliffs of Dover call up the gulls | 0:05:06 | 0:05:10 | |
# And don't forget the loyal Territorials | 0:05:10 | 0:05:15 | |
# But who's digging in here, who will defend | 0:05:15 | 0:05:19 | |
# Every inch of England no matter what they send? | 0:05:19 | 0:05:23 | |
# Who's standing firm in our own front yard? | 0:05:23 | 0:05:27 | |
# The soldiers of the old Home Guard, that's who | 0:05:27 | 0:05:31 | |
# The soldiers of the old Home Guard | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
# For we wrote the story of the old brigade | 0:05:35 | 0:05:39 | |
# We know the glory of yesterday's parades | 0:05:39 | 0:05:44 | |
# Who's standing firm in our own front yard? | 0:05:44 | 0:05:48 | |
# The soldiers of the old Home Guard, that's who | 0:05:48 | 0:05:52 | |
# The soldiers of the old Home Guard! # | 0:05:52 | 0:05:56 | |
-Halt! -Carry on, Sergeant! | 0:05:57 | 0:06:00 | |
Captain Greer, from headquarters at Tidbury. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
Here to check military preparations in the area. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
We have matters well in hand. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
But, nevertheless... What on earth is that? | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
ENGINE BACKFIRES | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
Good morning, General. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
I received your message. I assume my parcel has arrived. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:25 | |
-It's in the office. -Ah, lovely. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
Who is that? | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
Miss Price. Her late father served with me at Vimy Ridge. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
It smells like sulphur burning. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
Ridiculous. One can't make motor fuel out of sulphur. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
Here we are. Another object from Prof Emelius Browne in London. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:47 | |
Is it what you expected? | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
I imagine so. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:50 | |
He sent you a cat last time, did he not? | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
Yes. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:55 | |
Professor Browne is well? | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
I have no idea. | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
Are we to have the pleasure of meeting him? | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
I doubt it. I don't know him personally. Is there anything else? | 0:07:02 | 0:07:06 | |
There is. Come this way. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
-I'm anxious to get home. -Come along, please. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:12 | |
CHILDREN SHOUTING | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
Stop it this instant! | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
This is Miss Price. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
Carrie, Charles and Paul Rawlins, all the way from London. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:27 | |
How do you do? | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
How are you, miss? | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
The Government's evacuating as many children as possible to the country. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:35 | |
Today they sent 45. I've had to find homes for them at short notice. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:40 | |
These are the last three. OK, pick up your things. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:44 | |
You're not suggesting I take them into my house? | 0:07:47 | 0:07:51 | |
Exactly. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:52 | |
Oh, it's quite out of the question. Children and I don't get on. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:57 | |
-I believe you. Come on, back to London. -Hooray! | 0:07:57 | 0:08:00 | |
Be quiet! | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
And I have important work to do. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
You do have that house to yourself. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
This order from the Ministry of Civil Defence | 0:08:07 | 0:08:11 | |
says you have no choice. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:17 | |
I see. If that is the case, I'll take them - on the understanding | 0:08:12 | 0:08:17 | |
you find them a more suitable home as soon as possible. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:20 | |
Fine. Come along. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
Ah, good morning, Miss Price. There they are. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:29 | |
What a charitable thing you are doing, | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
taking in these poor unfortunates. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
Hold this carefully. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:36 | |
-May I drop by later this afternoon? -Why? | 0:08:36 | 0:08:40 | |
We have their spiritual needs to consider. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:43 | |
It's not necessary. They won't be with me for long. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
ENGINE BACKFIRES | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
My parcel, please. Bring your things inside. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:10 | |
A bit murky, ain't it? | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
Yeah. Not another house around here for miles. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:19 | |
Wipe your feet. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
Big place, this. Who else lives here? | 0:09:23 | 0:09:27 | |
I live alone. It suits my purpose. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:30 | |
All right, come along, everybody. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
CAT HISSES | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
THEY GASP | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
CAT YOWLS | 0:09:44 | 0:09:45 | |
Sorry, miss. The cat startled us. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
No need for alarm. You just frightened him. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
Yes, he's scared to death(!) You can see that(!) | 0:09:51 | 0:09:56 | |
-What do you call him? -Animals shouldn't have silly names. | 0:09:56 | 0:10:00 | |
Cosmic Creepus is the name he came with. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
You will sleep in here. This was my father's bedroom. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:07 | |
I want you to be very careful of everything in it. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
You boys take the bed. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
-What was your name again? -It's Carrie, miss. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
You sleep on the sofa. Is that all you brought? | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
We ain't exactly burdened down with frillies. Travel light, that's us. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:23 | |
I don't think this arrangement will work, | 0:10:23 | 0:10:26 | |
but it seems I have no alternative. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:29 | |
-We'll do our best. -Thank you. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
The bathroom is along the landing. Supper is at 6. You'll wash... | 0:10:32 | 0:10:36 | |
Wash?! | 0:10:36 | 0:10:37 | |
You will wash yourselves, otherwise there'll be no supper. Am I clear? | 0:10:37 | 0:10:42 | |
A house of horror, that's what we've come to. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:46 | |
INAUDIBLE WHISPERS | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
Don't whisper. I am exceptionally keen of hearing. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
You plan to run back to London. If you have more plotting to do, | 0:10:56 | 0:11:01 | |
do it elsewhere where I shan't have to listen to it. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
I don't know what children eat. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
You'll have to make do as I do. Is there anything you fancy? | 0:11:07 | 0:11:11 | |
Sausage and mash. Bubble and squeak. Toad-in-the-hole. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:15 | |
Fried fish. Oh, anything at all. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
You won't find any fried foods in this house. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:20 | |
No fried food? | 0:11:20 | 0:11:22 | |
How d'you keep your health? | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
Cabbage buds, rosehips, glyssop seed, elm bark, | 0:11:24 | 0:11:28 | |
whortle yeast and stewed nettles. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:31 | |
Miaow! | 0:12:11 | 0:12:13 | |
"With this shipment, the Emelius Browne Correspondence College | 0:12:24 | 0:12:28 | |
"of Witchcraft congratulates you on qualifying for the first degree of | 0:12:28 | 0:12:33 | |
"your chosen calling. You may call yourself 'apprentice witch'. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:38 | |
"Yours faithfully, Emelius Browne." | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
My first broom! | 0:12:48 | 0:12:50 | |
Time to go. Everybody up. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:56 | |
Wake up. We're going back to London. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:01 | |
Now, let's see how we fly this thing. Here we are. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:05 | |
"Clasp the broom with both hands." | 0:13:07 | 0:13:10 | |
Yes, of course. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:13 | |
"Never astride the broom." Of course. "A witch is always a lady, | 0:13:18 | 0:13:23 | |
"except when circumstances dictate otherwise. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
"Take an easy, graceful sideways position." | 0:13:26 | 0:13:30 | |
Of course, that's much better. An easy, graceful sideways position. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:35 | |
There we are. How's that? | 0:13:35 | 0:13:37 | |
"Now, | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
"to start up the broom, your basic formula, | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
"lakipo, nikrif, scrumpet, leetch." | 0:13:42 | 0:13:45 | |
I wasn't ready! | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
Lakipo, nikrif, scrumpet, leetch. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:57 | |
Miaow! | 0:14:08 | 0:14:09 | |
Now watch this. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:11 | |
Here we go. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:16 | |
Lakipo, nikrif, scrumpet, leetch! | 0:14:16 | 0:14:19 | |
Miaow! | 0:14:27 | 0:14:29 | |
Ohh! | 0:14:31 | 0:14:32 | |
It's going to be a little different this time. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:39 | |
-Miaow! -All right, | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
I know it's not ladylike. Lakipo, nikrif, scrumpet, leetch! | 0:14:46 | 0:14:51 | |
CAT GROWLS | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
Miaow! | 0:15:09 | 0:15:11 | |
-Cor! -What's the matter? | 0:15:38 | 0:15:41 | |
'Ow does she do that? | 0:15:43 | 0:15:49 | |
Cos she's a witch. That's the sort of thing witches do. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:49 | |
Ohh! | 0:15:58 | 0:16:00 | |
Ahh! | 0:16:02 | 0:16:03 | |
She don't fly good, do she? | 0:16:06 | 0:16:09 | |
Aaah! Aaah! | 0:16:09 | 0:16:10 | |
Aaaaaah! | 0:16:13 | 0:16:14 | |
-She's crashed! -Come on! Now's our chance to hop it. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:18 | |
-Suppose she's hurt? -Go on. You can't hurt a witch. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:21 | |
Look out! | 0:16:21 | 0:16:23 | |
She's cross now. Let's get away from here. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:33 | |
Hang on. I'm having a bit of a think. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:36 | |
A witch she is, says you. Then let's use the old loaf, says I. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:41 | |
-Let's get back to London. -We have an opportunity here. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:45 | |
She don't want anyone to know she's a witch. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
Not ruddy likely! | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
That's the opportunity. And I intend to make the most of it. Come on. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:54 | |
Bran porridge. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:58 | |
Thank you, miss. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:58 | |
Very healthful, I'm sure. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:00 | |
-Hurt your foot, Miss Price? -Just twisted my ankle. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:04 | |
-Sorry to hear that. -Thank you. It's nothing serious. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:08 | |
Lovely weather for flying last night. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:11 | |
Why did you say that, Charles? | 0:17:15 | 0:17:17 | |
The game's up, Miss Price. We know what you are. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:21 | |
I see. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:24 | |
Don't worry, Miss Price. No-one's gonna peach on ya. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:30 | |
Thank you. I should be most grateful | 0:17:30 | 0:17:33 | |
if you didn't tell anyone in the village. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:36 | |
There'll have to be one or two changes made around here. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:40 | |
I'd like to see an occasional sausage on the table. Jam... | 0:17:40 | 0:17:44 | |
Charlie! | 0:17:44 | 0:17:45 | |
Let me handle this. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:47 | |
There'll be no more of this wash, wash, wash, mornin' and night. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:52 | |
Anything else? | 0:17:52 | 0:17:54 | |
Now you mention it, I could do with a bit of lolly. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:58 | |
Lolly? | 0:17:58 | 0:17:59 | |
CAT GROWLS | 0:17:59 | 0:18:01 | |
Cash. Cold hard cash. You must have buckets of it. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:04 | |
For your information, the most accomplished of witches | 0:18:04 | 0:18:09 | |
can't make money out of thin air. Have you ever heard of a rich witch? | 0:18:09 | 0:18:12 | |
Be that as it may, you don't want us to blab. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:16 | |
Have you considered what danger you might be in? I am a witch, you know? | 0:18:16 | 0:18:22 | |
CAT HISSES | 0:18:22 | 0:18:23 | |
What will you do? Turn me into a toad? | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
Lovely. A toad with pink eyes. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
I might just do that. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:31 | |
Go on, then. I dare ya! | 0:18:31 | 0:18:32 | |
Very well, Charles. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:34 | |
You shouldn't have said that. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:43 | |
She don't frighten me. She can't even ride a broom. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:43 | |
Excuse me, Charles. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:45 | |
"Filigree, apogee, | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
"pedigree, perigee." | 0:18:47 | 0:18:50 | |
Oh, Charlie! | 0:18:52 | 0:18:55 | |
That's better than a toad. That's a rabbit. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:58 | |
Bother. I never seem to be able to manage toads. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:01 | |
CAT YOWLS | 0:19:01 | 0:19:02 | |
Stop! Leave him alone! | 0:19:05 | 0:19:07 | |
Don't let him get hurt. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
My spells don't last long. I'm just an apprentice. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:15 | |
CAT YOWLS | 0:19:18 | 0:19:20 | |
Look out, Charlie! | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
You flamin' brute! | 0:19:36 | 0:19:38 | |
Miaow! | 0:19:38 | 0:19:39 | |
I'll teach you to do that to me! | 0:19:39 | 0:19:42 | |
Let Cosmic Creepus alone! It weren't his fault. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:46 | |
It's my fault. Bad enough not being able to manage a broom, | 0:19:46 | 0:19:50 | |
I can't perform a simple basic spell. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:54 | |
You dared her to do it. Why can't we all be friends? | 0:19:54 | 0:19:58 | |
Maybe she's not a wicked witch. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:00 | |
Of course I'm not. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:02 | |
See? | 0:20:02 | 0:20:03 | |
If only I could trust you. My work is so important to the war effort. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:09 | |
How do you mean? | 0:20:09 | 0:20:11 | |
I mean exceptionally important. Most secret. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:15 | |
What do you say? We can keep a secret. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
Yeah. If someone made it worth our while. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:21 | |
I don't follow. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:23 | |
Simple. You give us something valuable to seal the pact. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:27 | |
Don't try to be clever again. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:29 | |
It's for our own protection. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:32 | |
If we broke the pact, we'd have to give back | 0:20:32 | 0:20:35 | |
the valuable object. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:41 | |
I think it's an excellent idea! I wonder what I could give you? | 0:20:36 | 0:20:41 | |
Would you settle for one of my spells? | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
Bet that's not worth much. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:46 | |
Come with me. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:48 | |
I liked you better as a rabbit. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
-Shut up, you! -Well, I never had a rabbit. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:58 | |
Careful what you touch in here. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:03 | |
Rum sort of place, ain't it? | 0:21:04 | 0:21:07 | |
When I signed for my witchcraft course there was a free bonus, | 0:21:07 | 0:21:12 | |
a marvellous travelling spell, if you paid in advance. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:15 | |
-I'll give you that one. -Is it valuable? | 0:21:15 | 0:21:18 | |
Certainly. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:21 | |
Poisoned dragon's liver?! | 0:21:21 | 0:21:25 | |
Poisoned dragon liver. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:27 | |
You poisoned the dragon or just the liver? | 0:21:27 | 0:21:30 | |
It comes prepared. It's part of the school equipment. Ah, here we are. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:36 | |
The travelling spell. All right, everybody, gather around. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:41 | |
All right, now, let's see. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:43 | |
Does anyone have a bracelet or a ring, something you can twist? | 0:21:43 | 0:21:47 | |
No, Miss Price. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:49 | |
-What about you, Paul? -I carry a few things around. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:52 | |
You never know when they may come in useful. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:55 | |
Piece of blue glass, lovely bit of string. Horseshoe nail. | 0:21:55 | 0:22:00 | |
What's that? | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
Knob. Come from the bed upstairs. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
-It twists, don't it? -Yeah. Twisted right off. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:10 | |
Yes, I think that will be all right. | 0:22:10 | 0:22:13 | |
Carrie, turn the light down a bit, will you? | 0:22:13 | 0:22:16 | |
"Hellebore, henbane, aconite... | 0:22:27 | 0:22:30 | |
"..glow-worm fire, firefly light!" | 0:22:33 | 0:22:37 | |
There, isn't that pretty? | 0:22:40 | 0:22:42 | |
Is that all we get? | 0:22:42 | 0:22:44 | |
This knob will now work the famous travelling spell. | 0:22:44 | 0:22:48 | |
What's the famous travelling spell? | 0:22:48 | 0:22:50 | |
How does it work? | 0:22:50 | 0:22:52 | |
You take this knob and put it back on the bed. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:55 | |
Turn it a quarter turn to the left. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:58 | |
In a clear voice, tell it where you want to go. And it will take you. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:02 | |
Go on! | 0:23:02 | 0:23:04 | |
-Will it really? -I see no reason to think otherwise. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:07 | |
Oh, thank you for the lovely gift. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:10 | |
Sorry, it belongs to Paul. He's the only one who can work the spell. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:15 | |
Me? | 0:23:15 | 0:23:16 | |
Yes. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:17 | |
That's right. My knob, weren't it? | 0:23:17 | 0:23:20 | |
-That's the way the spell works. -Nice mess he'll make of things. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:25 | |
Oh, bother. You children run upstairs. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:30 | |
Don't try anything with the bedknob till I get back. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:34 | |
'Dear Madam, it grieves me to inform you that due to the war | 0:23:34 | 0:23:39 | |
'we've been forced to close down our College of Witchcraft. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:42 | |
'So we shan't be sending you the final lesson | 0:23:42 | 0:23:46 | |
'in which you expressed so much interest.' | 0:23:46 | 0:23:49 | |
What's keeping you? | 0:23:49 | 0:23:51 | |
I've had some very bad news. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:53 | |
-Can we do anything? -No. No, thank you. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:57 | |
-Yes. Yes, there is something that Paul can do. -Me? | 0:23:57 | 0:24:02 | |
I need the bedknob back. I must get to London immediately. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:06 | |
No. I want to go to the jungle. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:09 | |
Come with me, Paul. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:11 | |
Now, ridiculous as it may seem | 0:24:15 | 0:24:17 | |
to have to explain this to a six- year-old, but I do need your help. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:21 | |
Go ahead. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:23 | |
I was expecting an important spell in the mail from my teacher, | 0:24:23 | 0:24:27 | |
Prof Emelius Browne, and it hasn't come. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:29 | |
What's that got to do with my knob? | 0:24:29 | 0:24:32 | |
I must go to London now and see him. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:35 | |
With his help, we may be able to bring this war to a successful end. | 0:24:35 | 0:24:40 | |
That is why I need the knob. What is your decision? | 0:24:40 | 0:24:44 | |
Thank you, Paul. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:52 | |
I brought this for your hair, Carrie. It may be windy. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:58 | |
-Thank you. It's ever so nice. -Paul, have you been to the bathroom? | 0:24:58 | 0:25:02 | |
Twice. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:03 | |
Charles, put on something warmer. The bed may travel quite fast. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:08 | |
I'm not going. I'm staying here. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:11 | |
But why, Charlie? | 0:25:11 | 0:25:12 | |
All that rubbish about a travelling bed. It won't work. That's why. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:18 | |
Carrie, help me to pull the bed out. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:21 | |
We don't want to scratch the wall when we take off. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:24 | |
How's a ruddy big bed gonna get out of here with those little windows? | 0:25:24 | 0:25:30 | |
I don't know. There's a great many things about magic I don't know. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:35 | |
We'll just have to find out. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:36 | |
Lovely. Just so's you leave me out of it. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:39 | |
I don't fancy makin' a fool of myself. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:42 | |
What's come over you lately? You're no fun anymore. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:45 | |
Help me tidy up the bed, Carrie. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:47 | |
We don't want to go with an unmade bed. How old is Charles? | 0:25:47 | 0:25:51 | |
11, going on 12. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:52 | |
I see. That's what my father used to call the age of "not believing". | 0:25:52 | 0:25:58 | |
What's that supposed to be? | 0:25:58 | 0:26:00 | |
# When you rush around in hopeless circles | 0:26:00 | 0:26:04 | |
# Searching everywhere for something true | 0:26:04 | 0:26:08 | |
# You're at the age of not believing | 0:26:09 | 0:26:12 | |
# When all the make believe is through... # | 0:26:12 | 0:26:16 | |
That's Charlie to a "T". | 0:26:16 | 0:26:17 | |
# When you set aside your childhood heroes | 0:26:17 | 0:26:22 | |
# And your dreams are lost upon a shelf | 0:26:22 | 0:26:26 | |
# You're at the age of not believing | 0:26:26 | 0:26:31 | |
# And worst of all you doubt yourself... # | 0:26:31 | 0:26:34 | |
Throw that into the waste basket. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:37 | |
# You're a castaway where no-one hears you | 0:26:37 | 0:26:41 | |
# On a barren isle in a lonely sea... # | 0:26:41 | 0:26:44 | |
What's that meant to be? Poetry? | 0:26:44 | 0:26:47 | |
# Where did all the happy endings go? | 0:26:47 | 0:26:50 | |
# Where can all the good times be? # | 0:26:50 | 0:26:53 | |
Everyone on the bed who's going. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:55 | |
# You must face the age of not believing | 0:26:55 | 0:27:00 | |
# Doubting everything you ever knew... # | 0:27:00 | 0:27:03 | |
The knob, Paul. | 0:27:03 | 0:27:05 | |
# Until at last you start believing | 0:27:05 | 0:27:09 | |
# There's something wonderful in you... # | 0:27:09 | 0:27:14 | |
Lovely sentiment, I'm sure. | 0:27:14 | 0:27:17 | |
-Are you ready, Paul? -Yes, Miss Price. | 0:27:17 | 0:27:20 | |
Repeat after me. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:22 | |
Take us to Professor Emelius Browne... | 0:27:22 | 0:27:25 | |
Take us to Professor... | 0:27:25 | 0:27:28 | |
-..Emelius Browne. -Very good. | 0:27:29 | 0:27:32 | |
Headmaster, Correspondence College of Witchcraft. | 0:27:32 | 0:27:37 | |
Headmaster, | 0:27:37 | 0:27:39 | |
Correspondence | 0:27:39 | 0:27:41 | |
College... | 0:27:41 | 0:27:43 | |
..Of Witchcraft, London. | 0:27:43 | 0:27:46 | |
Of Witchcraft, London. | 0:27:46 | 0:27:48 | |
Now, when I say "go", | 0:27:48 | 0:27:50 | |
tap the knob three times and turn it a quarter turn to the left. | 0:27:50 | 0:27:54 | |
-..Left. -That's it. | 0:27:56 | 0:27:59 | |
We'd better hold on tight. | 0:27:59 | 0:28:01 | |
The behaviour of the bed is something I'm not quite sure of. | 0:28:02 | 0:28:05 | |
Let me breathe a little! | 0:28:05 | 0:28:08 | |
All right, Paul? Ready? Go. | 0:28:08 | 0:28:11 | |
One... | 0:28:11 | 0:28:13 | |
two... | 0:28:13 | 0:28:14 | |
three... | 0:28:14 | 0:28:16 | |
CAT GROWLS | 0:28:16 | 0:28:18 | |
Is this London? | 0:29:10 | 0:29:15 | |
Course it is. Can't you smell that lovely sooty air? | 0:29:11 | 0:29:15 | |
-Marvellous, ain't it? -Charles, are you convinced? | 0:29:15 | 0:29:18 | |
Not yet. I don't see no Prof Browne. | 0:29:18 | 0:29:21 | |
Neither do I. Look after the bed while I make inquiries for him. | 0:29:21 | 0:29:26 | |
I told you this bed wouldn't work. | 0:29:27 | 0:29:29 | |
Don't start that again. | 0:29:29 | 0:29:32 | |
It didn't work proper. It was meant to take us to... | 0:29:32 | 0:29:35 | |
Look! | 0:29:35 | 0:29:37 | |
Professor Browne. | 0:29:37 | 0:29:40 | |
Come on. | 0:29:40 | 0:29:42 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, gather around, please! | 0:29:52 | 0:29:55 | |
Please note the name, ladies and gentlemen! Prof Emelius Browne. | 0:29:55 | 0:30:01 | |
I'm here to divert, to amuse, and yes, even to help you! | 0:30:01 | 0:30:06 | |
There he is! | 0:30:06 | 0:30:08 | |
It is not what things are... | 0:30:08 | 0:30:10 | |
..it is what they seem to be. Is that not so, madam? | 0:30:12 | 0:30:15 | |
He ain't the kind of professor I expected. | 0:30:15 | 0:30:18 | |
He won't be the kind Miss Price expected, either. | 0:30:18 | 0:30:22 | |
What effect a little smoke is! | 0:30:22 | 0:30:25 | |
With a dash of hocus-pocus and the scent of burning... | 0:30:25 | 0:30:29 | |
And the scent of burning sulphur in the air. | 0:30:29 | 0:30:33 | |
For my next trick, may I draw your attention to | 0:30:36 | 0:30:39 | |
this solid piece of window glass framed in an ordinary frame? | 0:30:39 | 0:30:44 | |
May I also draw your attention to this ordinary steel nail? | 0:30:44 | 0:30:48 | |
I shall place the framed glass | 0:30:48 | 0:30:50 | |
in this brown, unprepared, | 0:30:50 | 0:30:53 | |
unprepared, mark you, ladies and gentlemen, brown paper bag. | 0:30:53 | 0:30:58 | |
I shall now attempt to drive the steel nail through the glass | 0:30:58 | 0:31:01 | |
without breaking the glass! Impossible, | 0:31:01 | 0:31:04 | |
I can hear you say. We shall see. | 0:31:04 | 0:31:07 | |
GLASS BREAKS | 0:31:07 | 0:31:09 | |
He ain't very good, even if he is a professor. | 0:31:11 | 0:31:14 | |
I tell you what I'm going to do. No, ladies, don't go. | 0:31:14 | 0:31:18 | |
Don't leave now and regret lost opportunities later. | 0:31:18 | 0:31:21 | |
You, young sir, would you care to warble like the storied nightingale? | 0:31:28 | 0:31:33 | |
With this inexpensive device | 0:31:33 | 0:31:35 | |
you can charm the very birds down from the trees, like so. | 0:31:35 | 0:31:40 | |
HE WARBLES | 0:31:40 | 0:31:42 | |
How much? | 0:31:42 | 0:31:44 | |
For you, sir, one penny. | 0:31:44 | 0:31:46 | |
One copper coin of the realm. | 0:31:46 | 0:31:48 | |
RASPBERRY-LIKE SOUND | 0:31:54 | 0:31:56 | |
Carrie, I'm surprised at you, wandering off like this. | 0:31:56 | 0:32:00 | |
We found Professor Browne for you. | 0:32:00 | 0:32:03 | |
It don't work. I've been cheated. | 0:32:03 | 0:32:05 | |
Is that Professor Browne? | 0:32:05 | 0:32:07 | |
It is. How may I serve you? Would you be interested in the mating call | 0:32:07 | 0:32:13 | |
of the Brazilian matouacan bird, known as the bird of love? | 0:32:13 | 0:32:17 | |
-HE TWEETS -Very useful, eh? | 0:32:17 | 0:32:19 | |
You're the headmaster of the College of Witchcraft? | 0:32:19 | 0:32:24 | |
Late headmaster. The college is now defunct. | 0:32:24 | 0:32:27 | |
Prof Browne, I'm one of your pupils. | 0:32:27 | 0:32:29 | |
My dear lady, you are indeed an ornament to the college. | 0:32:29 | 0:32:34 | |
Not at all. | 0:32:34 | 0:32:36 | |
I was shocked when you closed it down | 0:32:36 | 0:32:38 | |
without that most important last lesson. | 0:32:38 | 0:32:41 | |
Sorry, my dear, no refunds. | 0:32:41 | 0:32:43 | |
Look at your contract. | 0:32:43 | 0:32:44 | |
I must have the spell that comes with that lesson! | 0:32:44 | 0:32:48 | |
The matter is closed. Good day. I have an appointment at my club. | 0:32:48 | 0:32:52 | |
The matter is not closed. Don't let him get away. | 0:32:52 | 0:32:55 | |
Righto! | 0:32:55 | 0:32:57 | |
THEY SHOUT | 0:32:59 | 0:33:01 | |
Leave go of me... Would you mind...? | 0:33:01 | 0:33:03 | |
Bash him up, Paul! | 0:33:03 | 0:33:06 | |
Would you get this child off my leg? | 0:33:06 | 0:33:09 | |
"Filigree, apogee, pedigree, perigee!" | 0:33:09 | 0:33:12 | |
Cor! | 0:33:13 | 0:33:15 | |
Now, I trust you'll behave more like a gentleman. | 0:33:17 | 0:33:21 | |
Look out! | 0:33:21 | 0:33:24 | |
Well, there goes another rabbit. | 0:33:24 | 0:33:27 | |
What was all that about? | 0:33:27 | 0:33:28 | |
I changed you into a rabbit with one of your spells. | 0:33:28 | 0:33:31 | |
My spell? From my school?! | 0:33:31 | 0:33:34 | |
Not one of your best. It doesn't last | 0:33:34 | 0:33:37 | |
very long. Some of your others are much better. | 0:33:37 | 0:33:42 | |
But I don't understand. My spell? | 0:33:40 | 0:33:42 | |
They were just nonsense words I got out of an old book. | 0:33:42 | 0:33:46 | |
They work perfectly well for me! | 0:33:46 | 0:33:49 | |
They work for you? | 0:33:49 | 0:33:51 | |
Good woman, some kind of destiny has brought us together. | 0:33:54 | 0:33:59 | |
You got the words out of an old book? | 0:33:59 | 0:34:01 | |
More or less. | 0:34:01 | 0:34:03 | |
I changed them round a bit. I gave them my own style. | 0:34:03 | 0:34:07 | |
The old sorcerers had a tendency | 0:34:07 | 0:34:09 | |
to waffle on. But, dear lady, | 0:34:09 | 0:34:12 | |
I never thought I'd meet somebody like you. What a treasure. | 0:34:12 | 0:34:17 | |
Will you please stick to the point! I would like to see this book | 0:34:17 | 0:34:22 | |
immediately. | 0:34:22 | 0:34:23 | |
Certainly. It's at my new town house. Would you join me for lunch? | 0:34:23 | 0:34:29 | |
We can discuss my ideas at the same time. | 0:34:29 | 0:34:31 | |
Thank you. We'd be delighted. | 0:34:31 | 0:34:32 | |
We shall all go together. | 0:34:32 | 0:34:34 | |
On the bed? | 0:34:34 | 0:34:36 | |
On the bed, Paul. Come along. | 0:34:36 | 0:34:39 | |
You go round the other side. I always travel on the left. | 0:34:41 | 0:34:45 | |
Will you give the address to Paul, please? | 0:34:45 | 0:34:49 | |
How are we going to get there on this bed? Fly? | 0:34:49 | 0:34:52 | |
With your own travelling spell. | 0:34:52 | 0:34:55 | |
The one you gave with the course as a bonus. | 0:34:55 | 0:34:58 | |
My travelling spell? That works as well? | 0:34:58 | 0:35:01 | |
Just give the address. | 0:35:01 | 0:35:03 | |
8 Wynchfield Road. | 0:35:03 | 0:35:05 | |
Bed, | 0:35:05 | 0:35:07 | |
take us to 8 Wynchfield Road. | 0:35:07 | 0:35:09 | |
TINKLES | 0:35:15 | 0:35:17 | |
Madam, is this vehicle safe? | 0:35:17 | 0:35:20 | |
Oh, perfectly safe. A bit theatrical perhaps, but most good spells are. | 0:35:20 | 0:35:26 | |
Well, we're here. I would never have believed it. | 0:35:59 | 0:36:03 | |
This must be the wrong address. You don't live here. | 0:36:03 | 0:36:06 | |
In point of fact, I do. Temporarily. | 0:36:06 | 0:36:09 | |
I found the front door open, the house was deserted. | 0:36:09 | 0:36:13 | |
Everyone has left the neighbourhood. | 0:36:13 | 0:36:15 | |
Why should they do that? | 0:36:15 | 0:36:18 | |
This probably has something to do with it. | 0:36:18 | 0:36:21 | |
Merciful heavens! | 0:36:23 | 0:36:25 | |
Aren't you terrified at the idea of living here? | 0:36:25 | 0:36:27 | |
You'd have thought so. | 0:36:27 | 0:36:29 | |
I am a coward. But then I pondered, as I often do | 0:36:29 | 0:36:33 | |
in the perverse nature of things, | 0:36:33 | 0:36:35 | |
this object is probably the best friend I've ever had. | 0:36:35 | 0:36:39 | |
It enables me, for the first time, to live like a king. | 0:36:39 | 0:36:42 | |
Shall we go in? | 0:36:42 | 0:36:45 | |
Rothschild '26. Noble, worldly-wise, | 0:36:45 | 0:36:48 | |
but with a charming touch of innocence. | 0:36:48 | 0:36:51 | |
Mr Browne, the book. | 0:36:51 | 0:36:53 | |
-Where is it? -You are relentless. | 0:36:53 | 0:36:56 | |
It is in the library. We'll proceed there once we've eaten. | 0:36:56 | 0:37:00 | |
Why are the curtains closed? | 0:37:00 | 0:37:03 | |
So we may enjoy the gentle glow of candlelight. | 0:37:03 | 0:37:06 | |
More likely so's a copper don't peek in and see you here. | 0:37:06 | 0:37:10 | |
Why don't you look around? I want a chat with Miss Price. | 0:37:10 | 0:37:13 | |
May we? | 0:37:13 | 0:37:15 | |
Yes. But don't touch anything. | 0:37:15 | 0:37:18 | |
Remember, this house does not belong to Mr Browne. | 0:37:18 | 0:37:22 | |
Where is that book? I need the spell on substitutiary locomotion. | 0:37:22 | 0:37:27 | |
What is it? A toy shop? | 0:37:37 | 0:37:41 | |
No, it's a nursery. | 0:37:39 | 0:37:41 | |
Ain't you never seen a nursery? | 0:37:41 | 0:37:45 | |
No. And neither have you! | 0:37:43 | 0:37:45 | |
Would you hold this, please? | 0:38:20 | 0:38:22 | |
What do you think of that? | 0:38:35 | 0:38:37 | |
Well, I don't know what to think. | 0:38:44 | 0:38:47 | |
Think how successful I could be with an assistant who can do magic. | 0:38:47 | 0:38:51 | |
Oh? | 0:38:51 | 0:38:54 | |
Have you ever considered entering show business? | 0:38:54 | 0:38:57 | |
The what business? | 0:38:57 | 0:38:59 | |
The theatre. Pantomimes, village fairs, | 0:38:59 | 0:39:02 | |
the seaside! Brighton, Blackpool. Follies on the prom. | 0:39:02 | 0:39:05 | |
I have very important work to do. | 0:39:05 | 0:39:07 | |
We could make a packet. | 0:39:07 | 0:39:10 | |
# Let us strike a bargain | 0:39:10 | 0:39:12 | |
# You possess a gift | 0:39:12 | 0:39:14 | |
# But I can speak the jargon that will give your gift the needed lift | 0:39:14 | 0:39:19 | |
# You possess the know-how and I command the show-how | 0:39:19 | 0:39:23 | |
# Oh, how successful you could be with me... # | 0:39:23 | 0:39:28 | |
We're wasting valuable time. | 0:39:28 | 0:39:31 | |
-What's your name? -Miss Price. | 0:39:31 | 0:39:33 | |
-Your first name. -Eglantine. -Eglantine... | 0:39:33 | 0:39:36 | |
# Eglantine, Eglantine | 0:39:36 | 0:39:39 | |
# Oh, how you'll shine | 0:39:39 | 0:39:41 | |
# Your lot and my lot have got to combine | 0:39:41 | 0:39:45 | |
# Eglantine, Eglantine, hark to the stars | 0:39:45 | 0:39:49 | |
# Destiny calls us, the future is ours | 0:39:49 | 0:39:52 | |
# As the shine sells the boot and the blossoms the fruit | 0:39:52 | 0:39:57 | |
# All you need to succeed in your plan | 0:39:57 | 0:40:00 | |
# Is the proper ally upon whom to rely | 0:40:00 | 0:40:03 | |
# And I'm your man | 0:40:03 | 0:40:07 | |
# For I have an acumen that's nigh superhuman | 0:40:07 | 0:40:12 | |
# I sell things that nobody can | 0:40:12 | 0:40:15 | |
# So I humbly suggest you accept my behest | 0:40:15 | 0:40:19 | |
# I'm your man | 0:40:19 | 0:40:21 | |
# Eglantine, Eglantine... # | 0:40:21 | 0:40:24 | |
Mr Browne! | 0:40:23 | 0:40:24 | |
# Oh, how you'll shine... # | 0:40:24 | 0:40:27 | |
Please stop that! | 0:40:26 | 0:40:27 | |
# Your lot and my lot have got to combine | 0:40:27 | 0:40:30 | |
# Eglantine, Eglantine, hark to the stars | 0:40:30 | 0:40:34 | |
# Destiny calls us... # | 0:40:34 | 0:40:37 | |
What are you reading? | 0:40:41 | 0:40:44 | |
Isle Of Naboombu. | 0:40:45 | 0:40:47 | |
-Can't be no such place. -There is too such a place. | 0:40:47 | 0:40:51 | |
These pictures prove it. | 0:40:51 | 0:40:54 | |
Bit weird, ain't it? | 0:40:54 | 0:40:56 | |
Animals wearing hats and things. | 0:40:56 | 0:40:59 | |
I like it. | 0:41:00 | 0:41:02 | |
I warned you, Mr Browne. | 0:41:02 | 0:41:04 | |
Now, where is the book? Well, where is it? | 0:41:04 | 0:41:08 | |
At last, Mr Browne! | 0:41:26 | 0:41:28 | |
The Spells of Astoroth. | 0:41:32 | 0:41:34 | |
Of course. | 0:41:34 | 0:41:36 | |
Ah, the travelling spell. This is where you got it. | 0:41:36 | 0:41:40 | |
Does one's nose have to twitch like this? | 0:41:40 | 0:41:44 | |
Oh, you're back, Mr Browne. | 0:41:44 | 0:41:48 | |
A word about your tactics. | 0:41:46 | 0:41:48 | |
I don't mind being changed into a hawk or tiger, | 0:41:48 | 0:41:51 | |
or something with a bit of dash to it, but a rabbit! It's intolerable! | 0:41:51 | 0:41:56 | |
Ah, here we are! | 0:41:56 | 0:41:58 | |
Substitutiary locomotion. | 0:41:58 | 0:42:01 | |
"The ancient art of..." | 0:42:01 | 0:42:04 | |
"The spell | 0:42:04 | 0:42:06 | |
"which creates this force | 0:42:06 | 0:42:08 | |
"is five mystic words. | 0:42:08 | 0:42:10 | |
"These words are..." | 0:42:10 | 0:42:12 | |
But the rest of the book is missing. | 0:42:17 | 0:42:20 | |
Now you see why I closed the college. | 0:42:20 | 0:42:23 | |
But where are the other pages? | 0:42:23 | 0:42:26 | |
Haven't the foggiest. | 0:42:26 | 0:42:28 | |
-Listen to me, Mr Browne. -I'm all ears. | 0:42:28 | 0:42:30 | |
You will be if you don't listen. Where did you get the book? | 0:42:30 | 0:42:34 | |
From a chap in the market. | 0:42:34 | 0:42:36 | |
There was some unpleasantness. He said I'd given him a dud coin. | 0:42:36 | 0:42:40 | |
There was a scuffle. The book tore. He got one half, I got the other. | 0:42:40 | 0:42:45 | |
Where's the other half now? | 0:42:45 | 0:42:47 | |
Probably been thrown away. If it still exists, | 0:42:47 | 0:42:50 | |
-there's only one place it'll be. -Where is it? | 0:42:50 | 0:42:52 | |
# Portobello Road! | 0:42:52 | 0:42:55 | |
# Portobello Road! | 0:42:56 | 0:42:58 | |
# Street where the riches of ages are stowed | 0:42:58 | 0:43:02 | |
# Anything and everything a chap can unload | 0:43:02 | 0:43:05 | |
# Is sold off the barrow in Portobello Road | 0:43:05 | 0:43:08 | |
# You'll find what you want in the Portobello Road | 0:43:08 | 0:43:13 | |
-# Rare alabaster -Genuine plaster | 0:43:15 | 0:43:19 | |
# A filigreed samovar owned by the tsars | 0:43:19 | 0:43:22 | |
-# A pen used by Shelley -A new Botticelli | 0:43:22 | 0:43:25 | |
# The snippers that clipped old King Edward's cigars... # | 0:43:25 | 0:43:29 | |
Made in Hong Kong. Two bob a dozen, would you say? | 0:43:29 | 0:43:33 | |
-# Waterford crystal! -Napoleon's pistols | 0:43:33 | 0:43:36 | |
# Society heirlooms with genuine gems! | 0:43:36 | 0:43:39 | |
# Rembrandts, El Grecos Toulouse-Lautrecos | 0:43:39 | 0:43:43 | |
# Painted last week on the banks of the Thames... # | 0:43:43 | 0:43:47 | |
Very interesting. But where do they sell books? | 0:43:47 | 0:43:50 | |
A place around the corner. | 0:43:50 | 0:43:52 | |
ALL: # Portobello Road, Portobello Road | 0:43:52 | 0:43:56 | |
# Street where the riches of ages are stowed | 0:43:56 | 0:43:59 | |
# Anything and everything a chap can unload | 0:43:59 | 0:44:03 | |
# Is sold off the barrow in Portobello Road | 0:44:03 | 0:44:06 | |
# You'll meet all your chums in the Portobello Road... # | 0:44:06 | 0:44:10 | |
Lovely to see you. Goodbye. | 0:44:10 | 0:44:13 | |
What I want is the other half of this book. | 0:44:15 | 0:44:18 | |
All in good time, my dear. | 0:44:18 | 0:44:20 | |
# Burke's Peerage, The Bride Book, The Fishmonger's Guide Book... # | 0:44:20 | 0:44:23 | |
I'm looking for the other part of this, thank you. | 0:44:23 | 0:44:26 | |
# Victorian novels The Unwanted Son | 0:44:26 | 0:44:28 | |
You don't understand... | 0:44:28 | 0:44:30 | |
-# The History of Potting -The Yearbook of Yachting | 0:44:30 | 0:44:34 | |
# The leather-bound life of Attila The Hun | 0:44:34 | 0:44:37 | |
# Portobello Road, Portobello Road | 0:44:37 | 0:44:40 | |
# Street where the riches of ages are stowed | 0:44:40 | 0:44:43 | |
# Artefacts to glorify a regal abode | 0:44:43 | 0:44:46 | |
# Are hidden in the flotsam in Portobello Road... # | 0:44:46 | 0:44:49 | |
Who do you think you are? The Queen of Sheba? | 0:44:49 | 0:44:52 | |
# Tokens and treasures Yesterday's pleasures | 0:44:52 | 0:44:55 | |
# Cheap imitations and heirlooms of old | 0:44:55 | 0:44:58 | |
# Dented and tarnished Scarred and unvarnished | 0:44:58 | 0:45:01 | |
# In old Portobello... # | 0:45:01 | 0:45:03 | |
This lady is looking for the other half of this book. | 0:45:03 | 0:45:09 | |
It's called The Spells of Astoroth. | 0:45:06 | 0:45:09 | |
I don't keep no torn or damaged books here. | 0:45:10 | 0:45:14 | |
What d'you think I am? A ruddy wastepaper merchant? | 0:45:14 | 0:45:19 | |
# You can eat like a king in the Portobello Road... # | 0:45:19 | 0:45:23 | |
If I'm right, there's another book stall along here. | 0:45:24 | 0:45:28 | |
Grandpa, you don't expect to sell a piano like that? Let me have a go. | 0:45:28 | 0:45:33 | |
Ohh! | 0:45:33 | 0:45:34 | |
-UPBEAT: -# Portobello Road! Portobello Road! | 0:45:34 | 0:45:38 | |
# Happy things are happening in Portobello Road! | 0:45:38 | 0:45:42 | |
# You feel like a ballerina when you're hopping like a toad | 0:45:42 | 0:45:46 | |
# When you kick your heels up down in Portobello Road... # | 0:45:46 | 0:45:49 | |
BAND PLAYS JAZZ MUSIC | 0:45:49 | 0:45:52 | |
ALL LAUGH | 0:47:26 | 0:47:28 | |
BAGPIPE MUSIC | 0:47:30 | 0:47:33 | |
SCOTTISH REEL | 0:48:11 | 0:48:13 | |
Come on, ducks! | 0:48:15 | 0:48:17 | |
Come on, girls! | 0:48:19 | 0:48:22 | |
Lovely! | 0:48:32 | 0:48:34 | |
CALYPSO MUSIC: Oh yeah, play them drums! | 0:48:41 | 0:48:46 | |
Oh yeah! | 0:48:47 | 0:48:49 | |
Oh yeah! | 0:48:49 | 0:48:52 | |
ORCHESTRAL MUSIC | 0:49:36 | 0:49:39 | |
JAZZ MUSIC | 0:50:03 | 0:50:06 | |
-BELL RINGS -Closing time! | 0:50:22 | 0:50:26 | |
Closing time! Closing time! | 0:50:26 | 0:50:29 | |
Closing time! Closing time! | 0:50:30 | 0:50:34 | |
-Bye. -Bye. -Bye. | 0:50:36 | 0:50:39 | |
# Portobello Road! | 0:50:51 | 0:50:53 | |
# Portobello Road! | 0:50:54 | 0:50:56 | |
# Street where the riches | 0:50:58 | 0:51:00 | |
# Of ages are stowed | 0:51:00 | 0:51:04 | |
# Anything and everything a chap can unload... # | 0:51:04 | 0:51:08 | |
Hey, guv'nor! | 0:51:08 | 0:51:10 | |
Oi! Somethin' for the lady friend? Nylons? | 0:51:10 | 0:51:13 | |
No, thank you. | 0:51:13 | 0:51:15 | |
Petrol coupons? Chocs for the kids? | 0:51:15 | 0:51:17 | |
How about these? Fell off the back of a lorry. | 0:51:17 | 0:51:20 | |
-Be a good chap and run away. -Would you fancy this, then? | 0:51:20 | 0:51:24 | |
Ah, now you have my undivided attention. What can I do for you? | 0:51:24 | 0:51:28 | |
Get over to the bookman straight away. He wants to see you. You, too. | 0:51:28 | 0:51:33 | |
Who is the bookman? What right has he got to order me about? | 0:51:33 | 0:51:38 | |
Let's ask questions later. Excuse me. | 0:51:38 | 0:51:40 | |
Sorry. No-one mentioned the stairs. | 0:51:45 | 0:51:48 | |
Why didn't you bring Scotland Yard? | 0:51:48 | 0:51:51 | |
And half the Household Cavalry as well?! What's the bed for?! | 0:51:51 | 0:51:56 | |
A present for ya. That's what he said. | 0:51:56 | 0:51:58 | |
Nothing of the sort! It belongs to me! | 0:51:58 | 0:52:01 | |
And this knob is mine. | 0:52:01 | 0:52:03 | |
There's been bad blood | 0:52:03 | 0:52:05 | |
between us long enough. Let this gift begin friendship anew. | 0:52:05 | 0:52:09 | |
Draw the curtains, lock the door. | 0:52:09 | 0:52:12 | |
You'll be snug as a bug. | 0:52:12 | 0:52:13 | |
Isn't that what we've been looking for? | 0:52:13 | 0:52:17 | |
Who is this person? | 0:52:17 | 0:52:18 | |
Eglantine Price, a charming woman of my acquaintance. | 0:52:18 | 0:52:22 | |
I've been looking for this other bit a long time. | 0:52:22 | 0:52:25 | |
Mr Swinburne told me you were in the market making inquiries. | 0:52:25 | 0:52:30 | |
I don't mind saying, to see it altogether at last, | 0:52:30 | 0:52:34 | |
there isn't much I wouldn't do. | 0:52:34 | 0:52:36 | |
Or haven't done, for that matter. Right, guv? | 0:52:36 | 0:52:40 | |
Close your mouth, Swinburne! Is that clear?! | 0:52:40 | 0:52:44 | |
It's all rather like a jolly detective story, or jigsaw puzzle. | 0:52:44 | 0:52:49 | |
We're both after the same spell. | 0:52:49 | 0:52:52 | |
You have one clue, I have the other. | 0:52:52 | 0:52:55 | |
In that case, the sensible thing seems to be for us to cooperate. | 0:52:55 | 0:53:00 | |
Yes. I assume you're looking for the same thing I am. | 0:53:00 | 0:53:06 | |
May I? | 0:53:06 | 0:53:08 | |
This is quite a moment for both of us. | 0:53:08 | 0:53:13 | |
"Substitutiary locomotion, the lost miracle of the Ancients." | 0:53:13 | 0:53:18 | |
And so on and so forth. Ah, here we are. | 0:53:18 | 0:53:21 | |
"The spell which creates this force is five mystic words. | 0:53:21 | 0:53:26 | |
"These words are..." | 0:53:26 | 0:53:28 | |
"Engraved on the star always worn by the sorcerer Astoroth." | 0:53:28 | 0:53:33 | |
Where are the words of the spell? | 0:53:33 | 0:53:35 | |
I assumed they'd be in your half of the manuscript. | 0:53:35 | 0:53:39 | |
I thought they'd be in yours. | 0:53:39 | 0:53:41 | |
Once again, | 0:53:41 | 0:53:43 | |
a dead end. | 0:53:43 | 0:53:45 | |
I shall never know the secret. | 0:53:45 | 0:53:48 | |
Isn't that Astoroth? There's his star. | 0:53:50 | 0:53:53 | |
It's so small you can't read the writing. | 0:53:53 | 0:53:56 | |
But why the animals? | 0:53:56 | 0:54:01 | |
Towards the end of his life, he kept animals in cages | 0:53:57 | 0:54:01 | |
and searched for the spells that'd make them more like humans. | 0:54:01 | 0:54:05 | |
The legend is the animals rebelled at the experiment, | 0:54:05 | 0:54:09 | |
killed Astoroth, and stole many of his powers. | 0:54:09 | 0:54:13 | |
Including the star with the spell on it. | 0:54:13 | 0:54:16 | |
Possibly. They found a ship, sailed away, and were never heard of again. | 0:54:16 | 0:54:21 | |
However, there's a final notation in my half of the book, saying that | 0:54:21 | 0:54:26 | |
in the 17th century, a shipwrecked lascar was taken from the sea, | 0:54:26 | 0:54:30 | |
half mad with thirst and exposure to the sun. Before he died, | 0:54:30 | 0:54:36 | |
he swore he had seen an island ruled by animals. | 0:54:36 | 0:54:39 | |
Where? | 0:54:39 | 0:54:41 | |
There is, I regret to say, no such island. | 0:54:41 | 0:54:45 | |
I looked for it in every chart. The Isle of Naboombu | 0:54:45 | 0:54:49 | |
does not exist. | 0:54:49 | 0:54:51 | |
Oh, it does too! Got me own... | 0:54:51 | 0:54:55 | |
What is he trying to say? | 0:54:55 | 0:54:57 | |
Nothing. When he don't say nothing he burbles. | 0:54:57 | 0:55:01 | |
I wish the child to speak! | 0:55:01 | 0:55:03 | |
Now you've done it. | 0:55:03 | 0:55:05 | |
There is, too, such a place. | 0:55:05 | 0:55:08 | |
Got me own book. There. Real pretty letters, ain't it? | 0:55:08 | 0:55:13 | |
Let me see it. | 0:55:13 | 0:55:16 | |
You're not interested. It's a child's book. | 0:55:16 | 0:55:19 | |
I'll decide for myself. Give it. | 0:55:19 | 0:55:22 | |
No! | 0:55:21 | 0:55:22 | |
Please don't annoy me. Give me the book, boy. | 0:55:22 | 0:55:26 | |
Not likely. | 0:55:27 | 0:55:28 | |
Bit of a stalemate, isn't it? | 0:55:28 | 0:55:31 | |
If it's all the same to you, I'd rather use my own. Sentiment. | 0:55:36 | 0:55:41 | |
Come along, Paul. It's time to go. | 0:55:41 | 0:55:44 | |
Go? How, my dear? | 0:55:44 | 0:55:46 | |
The door is locked. | 0:55:46 | 0:55:48 | |
Observe the fundamental weakness of the criminal mind. | 0:55:48 | 0:55:52 | |
You believe in no-one or anything. | 0:55:52 | 0:55:55 | |
I understand. The knob. | 0:55:54 | 0:55:55 | |
Do you realise we can tell them the truth? | 0:55:55 | 0:55:59 | |
They will believe nothing! | 0:55:59 | 0:56:00 | |
He's up to something, you know? | 0:56:00 | 0:56:03 | |
Bookman, before your very eyes, I shall cause this bed to disappear. | 0:56:03 | 0:56:08 | |
Disappear? I'd like to see a cheap-jack, 10th-rate entertainer | 0:56:08 | 0:56:13 | |
do a trick like that. | 0:56:13 | 0:56:15 | |
Cheap-jack entertainer! That was naughty. | 0:56:15 | 0:56:18 | |
-All right, Paul. -Where to? | 0:56:18 | 0:56:20 | |
The island of Naboombu. I'm curious about that place. | 0:56:20 | 0:56:24 | |
Good. Bed, take us to the island of Naboombu. | 0:56:24 | 0:56:28 | |
TINKLES | 0:56:32 | 0:56:33 | |
Enough of this nonsense. Get the book. | 0:56:33 | 0:56:36 | |
WIND WHISTLES | 0:56:46 | 0:56:48 | |
SPLASH! | 0:56:54 | 0:56:56 | |
Beastly climate. I never did fancy the sea. | 0:57:10 | 0:57:14 | |
Where are we? | 0:57:14 | 0:57:15 | |
Naboombu, of course. | 0:57:15 | 0:57:17 | |
I ain't never seen no island like this before. | 0:57:17 | 0:57:20 | |
We may have fallen into the lagoon. | 0:57:20 | 0:57:23 | |
That's right. Here we are, on page three. | 0:57:23 | 0:57:27 | |
Oi, Mr Codfish! | 0:57:33 | 0:57:35 | |
Hello, young fellow. Welcome to Naboombu Lagoon. | 0:57:36 | 0:57:40 | |
Now I'm hearing things. Fish don't talk. | 0:57:40 | 0:57:44 | |
Not too bright, is he? | 0:57:44 | 0:57:46 | |
He's me brother. | 0:57:46 | 0:57:48 | |
Oh? Sorry. | 0:57:48 | 0:57:50 | |
Mr Codfish, where is the island of Naboombu? | 0:57:50 | 0:57:54 | |
You mean the land part? Oh, that. | 0:57:54 | 0:57:57 | |
Straight up. You can't miss it. | 0:57:57 | 0:57:59 | |
None of my business, of course, but I shouldn't go there if I were you. | 0:57:59 | 0:58:05 | |
Having troubles, they are. | 0:58:05 | 0:58:07 | |
Troubles? | 0:58:07 | 0:58:09 | |
He's right, you know. A lot of trouble. | 0:58:09 | 0:58:12 | |
Trouble or not, let's get along. I wish to see who's in charge. | 0:58:12 | 0:58:17 | |
What's the rush? It's splendid down here. For you. | 0:58:17 | 0:58:21 | |
Oh, thank you. | 0:58:21 | 0:58:23 | |
NEIGHS | 0:58:26 | 0:58:28 | |
# How pleasant bobbing along | 0:58:30 | 0:58:33 | |
# Bobbing along on the bottom of the beautiful briny sea | 0:58:33 | 0:58:39 | |
# What a chance | 0:58:39 | 0:58:41 | |
# To get a better peep at the plants | 0:58:41 | 0:58:46 | |
# And creatures of the deep | 0:58:46 | 0:58:48 | |
# We glide | 0:58:48 | 0:58:50 | |
# Far below the rolling tide | 0:58:50 | 0:58:55 | |
# Serene | 0:58:56 | 0:58:58 | |
# Through the bubbly blue and green | 0:58:59 | 0:59:03 | |
# It's lovely bobbing along | 0:59:03 | 0:59:06 | |
# Bobbing along on the bottom of the beautiful briny sea | 0:59:06 | 0:59:12 | |
# What if the octopus, the flounder and the cod think we're rather odd? | 0:59:13 | 0:59:19 | |
# It's fun to promenade | 0:59:19 | 0:59:22 | |
# Bobbing along, singing a song | 0:59:22 | 0:59:24 | |
# On the bottom of the beautiful briny sea... # | 0:59:24 | 0:59:28 | |
Look! | 0:59:28 | 0:59:30 | |
THEY PLAY "BOBBING ALONG" | 0:59:47 | 0:59:49 | |
THEY GURGLE TUNE | 1:00:02 | 1:00:04 | |
HE PERFORMS SOLO | 1:00:16 | 1:00:18 | |
CLACKING CASTANETS | 1:00:30 | 1:00:32 | |
THEY SIZZLE | 1:00:34 | 1:00:36 | |
# It's lovely bobbing along | 1:01:02 | 1:01:04 | |
# Bobbing along on the bottom of the beautiful briny sea | 1:01:05 | 1:01:10 | |
# What a chance to get a better peep | 1:01:12 | 1:01:15 | |
# At the plants and creatures of the deep | 1:01:15 | 1:01:20 | |
# It's grand | 1:01:20 | 1:01:23 | |
# When you're dancing on the sand | 1:01:23 | 1:01:26 | |
# Each glance | 1:01:28 | 1:01:30 | |
# Bubbles over with romance | 1:01:31 | 1:01:35 | |
# It's lovely bobbing along | 1:01:35 | 1:01:38 | |
# Bobbing along through the water where we get along...swimmingly | 1:01:39 | 1:01:44 | |
# Far from the frenzy of the frantic world above | 1:01:44 | 1:01:49 | |
# Two beneath the blue | 1:01:49 | 1:01:51 | |
# Could even fall in love | 1:01:51 | 1:01:53 | |
# Bobbing along, singing a song | 1:01:53 | 1:01:57 | |
# On the bottom of the beautiful briny sea | 1:01:57 | 1:02:00 | |
# Bobbing along, singing a song | 1:02:02 | 1:02:04 | |
# On the bottom of the beautiful briny, shimmery shiny | 1:02:04 | 1:02:10 | |
# Beautiful briny sea! # | 1:02:10 | 1:02:12 | |
Bravo! Bravo! | 1:02:16 | 1:02:18 | |
Most exciting. Most exciting! | 1:02:19 | 1:02:21 | |
You've won the ruddy cup! | 1:02:21 | 1:02:23 | |
APPLAUSE | 1:02:23 | 1:02:25 | |
Help! Help! | 1:02:46 | 1:02:49 | |
LINE WHIRS | 1:02:58 | 1:03:00 | |
Oh, this time | 1:03:00 | 1:03:02 | |
I really got a whopper! | 1:03:02 | 1:03:04 | |
Yaaaaaaah!! | 1:03:06 | 1:03:08 | |
THUD! | 1:03:10 | 1:03:12 | |
People?! People! | 1:03:12 | 1:03:14 | |
Oh, no! | 1:03:14 | 1:03:16 | |
What scurvy luck! | 1:03:16 | 1:03:19 | |
My goodness! | 1:03:19 | 1:03:20 | |
I'll deal with this. | 1:03:20 | 1:03:21 | |
Don't you know, er... | 1:03:21 | 1:03:23 | |
Good day, Captain. I used to be a seafaring man myself. | 1:03:23 | 1:03:27 | |
Many's the time I've shipped out of Portsmouth. Delighted to meet you. | 1:03:27 | 1:03:32 | |
Huh? Now, stow it, mate! | 1:03:32 | 1:03:35 | |
Oh, really! | 1:03:35 | 1:03:37 | |
Can't you read readin'? Huh?! | 1:03:37 | 1:03:39 | |
It says, um, | 1:03:39 | 1:03:41 | |
"No peopling | 1:03:41 | 1:03:43 | |
"allowed!" | 1:03:43 | 1:03:45 | |
No peopling allowed? Ridiculous! | 1:03:45 | 1:03:47 | |
Don't antagonise him, Mr Browne. | 1:03:47 | 1:03:50 | |
That means I gotta ta-ta-ta... throw you all back. | 1:03:50 | 1:03:54 | |
Wait a minute! | 1:03:54 | 1:03:56 | |
It says here that anybody can see the King, and that's the law. | 1:03:56 | 1:04:00 | |
W-Where do it say that? | 1:04:00 | 1:04:02 | |
Here, in me book. | 1:04:02 | 1:04:04 | |
Hm-hm. So it do. | 1:04:04 | 1:04:06 | |
Aaah! | 1:04:06 | 1:04:08 | |
But if you people knew what was good for ya, | 1:04:08 | 1:04:12 | |
you'd get yourselves all t-t-t-throwed back. | 1:04:12 | 1:04:15 | |
The King don't like people! | 1:04:15 | 1:04:18 | |
None the less, we must see the King on an urgent personal matter. | 1:04:18 | 1:04:23 | |
Please lead the way. | 1:04:23 | 1:04:25 | |
B-But just don't say I didn't warn ya. | 1:04:25 | 1:04:28 | |
See! | 1:04:28 | 1:04:30 | |
Follow me. | 1:04:30 | 1:04:33 | |
HE SINGS SEA SHANTY | 1:04:33 | 1:04:35 | |
ROARING | 1:04:46 | 1:04:48 | |
WIND WHISTLES | 1:04:48 | 1:04:50 | |
ROARING | 1:04:51 | 1:04:53 | |
Get out of here!! | 1:04:56 | 1:04:58 | |
HE CLEARS THROAT | 1:05:04 | 1:05:06 | |
Yes, yes, what can I do for you? | 1:05:06 | 1:05:09 | |
I, er, caught some people down at the sea lagoon. | 1:05:09 | 1:05:13 | |
They wanna see the King. | 1:05:13 | 1:05:15 | |
Really? Well, we can't be bothered with that sort of thing now. | 1:05:15 | 1:05:21 | |
ROARING | 1:05:21 | 1:05:22 | |
I don't know that I fancy this. | 1:05:22 | 1:05:25 | |
His Majesty is in a frightful rage. | 1:05:25 | 1:05:29 | |
Excuse me. As an all-round entertainer of sorts, | 1:05:29 | 1:05:33 | |
I am considered not without talent. Perhaps I can cheer him up. | 1:05:33 | 1:05:36 | |
No, no, no. You don't understand. | 1:05:36 | 1:05:39 | |
As everyone knows, | 1:05:39 | 1:05:42 | |
His Majesty is the world's greatest soccer player. | 1:05:42 | 1:05:46 | |
ROARING / WIND WHISTLES | 1:05:46 | 1:05:49 | |
But due to a technical problem, | 1:05:51 | 1:05:54 | |
the Royal Cup match cannot take place today. | 1:05:54 | 1:05:57 | |
And His Majesty had so set his heart on it. | 1:05:57 | 1:06:01 | |
Throw these, um, oh, creatures back into the sea. | 1:06:01 | 1:06:06 | |
Aye, aye, sir. | 1:06:06 | 1:06:08 | |
Just a moment! I can help. | 1:06:08 | 1:06:10 | |
Do you really think so? I'd be most grateful. Do you know soccer? | 1:06:11 | 1:06:16 | |
Do I know anything about soccer? | 1:06:16 | 1:06:19 | |
I was captain of Tottenham Hotspurs for two years. | 1:06:19 | 1:06:23 | |
Three seasons with Manchester United. | 1:06:23 | 1:06:25 | |
< Yes, yes, you'll do. | 1:06:25 | 1:06:27 | |
Come this way, please. | 1:06:27 | 1:06:30 | |
Are you certain you'll be all right? | 1:06:30 | 1:06:32 | |
-ROARING -Now what?!! | 1:06:36 | 1:06:39 | |
Not an ideal person in many respects, | 1:06:39 | 1:06:42 | |
but Mr Browne is a very brave man. | 1:06:42 | 1:06:46 | |
ROARING / WIND WHISTLES | 1:06:46 | 1:06:48 | |
Do you think he's done for? | 1:06:49 | 1:06:52 | |
ROARS WITH LAUGHTER | 1:06:55 | 1:06:57 | |
Do you think so? | 1:06:57 | 1:06:59 | |
I can't tell you how I appreciate this. | 1:07:04 | 1:07:08 | |
For some reason | 1:07:08 | 1:07:10 | |
we have great difficulty | 1:07:10 | 1:07:12 | |
finding referees | 1:07:12 | 1:07:14 | |
round here. | 1:07:14 | 1:07:16 | |
If there be one thing we like, | 1:07:16 | 1:07:18 | |
it's volunteers. | 1:07:18 | 1:07:21 | |
Eh, birdie? | 1:07:21 | 1:07:23 | |
HE LAUGHS | 1:07:23 | 1:07:26 | |
He's a proper king. Look at his crown. | 1:07:26 | 1:07:29 | |
What's he got round his neck? | 1:07:29 | 1:07:31 | |
What a magnificent ornament, sire. | 1:07:31 | 1:07:35 | |
Ah, yes. | 1:07:35 | 1:07:38 | |
Wouldn't be without it. | 1:07:38 | 1:07:40 | |
Been in the family for years. | 1:07:40 | 1:07:42 | |
The Star of Astoroth! | 1:07:42 | 1:07:44 | |
You're to sit in His Majesty's royal box. | 1:07:47 | 1:07:50 | |
No littering, chewing, no fruit, or wrappers from boiled sweets. | 1:07:50 | 1:07:54 | |
HE PLAYS A FANFARE | 1:07:59 | 1:08:01 | |
Rise, please! | 1:08:04 | 1:08:06 | |
Loyal fans, | 1:08:09 | 1:08:11 | |
this is official! | 1:08:11 | 1:08:14 | |
We have | 1:08:14 | 1:08:16 | |
a volunteer referee! | 1:08:16 | 1:08:18 | |
WHISTLING / CHEERING | 1:08:19 | 1:08:22 | |
APPLAUSE | 1:08:29 | 1:08:31 | |
Let the match | 1:08:31 | 1:08:33 | |
begin! | 1:08:33 | 1:08:35 | |
CROWD ROARS | 1:08:35 | 1:08:37 | |
He's still wearing it. | 1:08:37 | 1:08:39 | |
Dirty Yellows, let's have a nice clean game! | 1:08:40 | 1:08:42 | |
BARKING / SNARLING | 1:08:42 | 1:08:44 | |
Right, True Blues, best foot forward! | 1:08:44 | 1:08:48 | |
KNEES KNOCKING | 1:08:48 | 1:08:50 | |
WHISTLE BLOWS | 1:08:55 | 1:08:57 | |
HE ROARS | 1:08:57 | 1:08:58 | |
CROWD CHEERS | 1:09:00 | 1:09:02 | |
THUD! | 1:09:11 | 1:09:13 | |
BLOWS RASPBERRY | 1:09:20 | 1:09:21 | |
Aaaaargh! | 1:09:21 | 1:09:23 | |
Weird sort of game they play here. | 1:09:23 | 1:09:25 | |
TEETH CHATTER | 1:09:25 | 1:09:27 | |
TRAIN WHISTLE | 1:09:30 | 1:09:32 | |
CROWD JEERS | 1:09:32 | 1:09:34 | |
ALL CHEER | 1:09:39 | 1:09:40 | |
TRAIN WHISTLE | 1:09:43 | 1:09:45 | |
BRAKES SQUEAL | 1:09:46 | 1:09:48 | |
CROWD: Aah! | 1:09:57 | 1:10:00 | |
Hurry up! Get rid of it! | 1:10:04 | 1:10:06 | |
SNARLING / BARKING | 1:10:09 | 1:10:11 | |
CROWD JEERS | 1:10:16 | 1:10:18 | |
BLOWS WHISTLE | 1:10:18 | 1:10:20 | |
CROWD CHEERS | 1:10:23 | 1:10:25 | |
Good gracious! | 1:10:27 | 1:10:29 | |
You're doin' fine, | 1:10:29 | 1:10:31 | |
matey! | 1:10:31 | 1:10:34 | |
CROWD JEERS | 1:10:34 | 1:10:36 | |
Move it around! Move it around! | 1:10:38 | 1:10:41 | |
Get on with the match! | 1:10:43 | 1:10:44 | |
HYENA LAUGHS | 1:10:54 | 1:10:56 | |
-Foul! -They're only animals. | 1:11:01 | 1:11:03 | |
No excuse for dirty football. | 1:11:03 | 1:11:06 | |
Ooh! Ohh! | 1:11:11 | 1:11:13 | |
Aaah! | 1:11:24 | 1:11:25 | |
SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! | 1:11:25 | 1:11:27 | |
WHISTLE BLOWS | 1:11:27 | 1:11:30 | |
Ref, are you blind?! | 1:11:33 | 1:11:35 | |
Be quiet. Don't forget who the referee is. | 1:11:35 | 1:11:38 | |
CROWD APPLAUD | 1:11:46 | 1:11:48 | |
HE LAUGHS | 1:11:48 | 1:11:50 | |
HE CRIES | 1:11:50 | 1:11:52 | |
Don't they have no rules? | 1:11:58 | 1:12:00 | |
The King makes 'em up as he goes along. | 1:12:00 | 1:12:03 | |
WHISTLE BLOWS, SQUEAKS | 1:12:03 | 1:12:05 | |
CROWD ROARS | 1:12:11 | 1:12:13 | |
Aaah! | 1:12:19 | 1:12:20 | |
GULPS | 1:12:20 | 1:12:21 | |
BLOWS WHISTLE | 1:12:24 | 1:12:27 | |
CROWD APPLAUD | 1:12:41 | 1:12:43 | |
Poor Mr Browne. Do you think he's all right? | 1:12:45 | 1:12:49 | |
Well, he's moving. | 1:12:49 | 1:12:51 | |
Steady, matey. Move it around. | 1:12:51 | 1:12:55 | |
CROWD BOOS | 1:12:55 | 1:12:57 | |
THUD! | 1:12:59 | 1:13:01 | |
Tsk! Oh, he almost had it then. | 1:13:01 | 1:13:04 | |
Yaaah! | 1:13:15 | 1:13:17 | |
CROWD CHEERS | 1:13:20 | 1:13:22 | |
Looks like he's done for this time. | 1:13:22 | 1:13:25 | |
Argh! | 1:13:30 | 1:13:33 | |
Don't just stand there! Head it in! | 1:13:43 | 1:13:46 | |
SLOW HAND CLAP | 1:13:53 | 1:13:55 | |
CROWD: Ohh! | 1:14:01 | 1:14:03 | |
POP! / BALL HISSES | 1:14:03 | 1:14:05 | |
Stop... | 1:14:22 | 1:14:24 | |
THAT... | 1:14:24 | 1:14:25 | |
BALL!! | 1:14:25 | 1:14:27 | |
WIND WHISTLES | 1:14:27 | 1:14:30 | |
HE TRUMPETS | 1:14:42 | 1:14:44 | |
BALL HISSES | 1:14:54 | 1:14:59 | |
ALL CHEER | 1:15:01 | 1:15:02 | |
Goal! | 1:15:02 | 1:15:04 | |
Game's over. | 1:15:04 | 1:15:06 | |
I win! | 1:15:06 | 1:15:08 | |
BLOWS WHISTLE WEAKLY | 1:15:08 | 1:15:11 | |
Ah, let me give you a hand, matey. | 1:15:13 | 1:15:16 | |
That's quite all right, Your Majesty. | 1:15:16 | 1:15:19 | |
Oh, please, let me help you on with your robe. | 1:15:19 | 1:15:22 | |
Why, yes, thank you. | 1:15:22 | 1:15:24 | |
Can't have you catching cold, sire, can we? | 1:15:24 | 1:15:27 | |
Why, no. | 1:15:27 | 1:15:29 | |
Have you ever heard of something called The Gypsy Switch? | 1:15:29 | 1:15:32 | |
No. Can't say that I have. | 1:15:32 | 1:15:35 | |
Remind me to tell you about it sometime. | 1:15:35 | 1:15:36 | |
We've had such a good time. | 1:15:36 | 1:15:39 | |
We'll carry your memory in our hearts for a long while. | 1:15:39 | 1:15:42 | |
I think it's time to leave. | 1:15:42 | 1:15:45 | |
Aye. Must you go? | 1:15:45 | 1:15:47 | |
We must be dashing. Marvellous game. Lovely to see you. Goodbye. | 1:15:47 | 1:15:52 | |
-Goodbye. -Goodbye. -ALL: Goodbye. | 1:15:52 | 1:15:55 | |
Friendly lot. | 1:15:55 | 1:15:58 | |
Don't mind 'em visiting. Wouldn't want 'em livin' here. | 1:15:58 | 1:16:03 | |
THE KING LAUGHS | 1:16:03 | 1:16:05 | |
Come along, children. | 1:16:05 | 1:16:07 | |
Come on, children. Hurry up. | 1:16:07 | 1:16:09 | |
STUTTERS INAUDIBLY | 1:16:11 | 1:16:13 | |
Stop gibberin'! What's the matter with you? | 1:16:13 | 1:16:18 | |
-ECHOES: -Your Royal Star! | 1:16:18 | 1:16:20 | |
They've stolen your Royal Star! | 1:16:20 | 1:16:23 | |
HE LAUGHS | 1:16:23 | 1:16:25 | |
Don't be ridiculous! What do you think that is? | 1:16:25 | 1:16:30 | |
WHISTLE BLOWS | 1:16:33 | 1:16:35 | |
-WIND WHISTLES -WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?! | 1:16:37 | 1:16:43 | |
All right, Paul, put the knob on the bed. | 1:16:43 | 1:16:47 | |
At last, the magic words. | 1:16:48 | 1:16:50 | |
Treguna, mekoides, trecorum, satis, dee. | 1:16:50 | 1:16:54 | |
I'll keep it. Women always lose things. | 1:16:54 | 1:16:58 | |
ROARING | 1:16:58 | 1:17:01 | |
Hurry, Paul. The knob! | 1:17:01 | 1:17:03 | |
It's stuck! | 1:17:03 | 1:17:04 | |
I'd better do something. | 1:17:06 | 1:17:08 | |
Please do...quick. | 1:17:08 | 1:17:10 | |
ROARING | 1:17:10 | 1:17:11 | |
Got it. | 1:17:11 | 1:17:14 | |
Filigree, apogee, pedigree... | 1:17:16 | 1:17:19 | |
Oh, bother! | 1:17:21 | 1:17:23 | |
I do hate shoddy work. | 1:17:23 | 1:17:26 | |
CAT MEOWS | 1:17:39 | 1:17:41 | |
TINKLING | 1:17:45 | 1:17:48 | |
CAT YOWLS | 1:17:48 | 1:17:50 | |
I don't suppose I shall ever get used to this thing. | 1:17:50 | 1:17:54 | |
Children, push the bed back into place. | 1:17:54 | 1:17:56 | |
We could all do with a cup of tea. | 1:17:56 | 1:17:59 | |
No time. I've gone to a lot of trouble to find this spell. | 1:17:59 | 1:18:03 | |
I'm going to try it immediately. | 1:18:03 | 1:18:05 | |
Mr Browne, kindly let me have your shoes, please. | 1:18:05 | 1:18:08 | |
Oh, fine. | 1:18:08 | 1:18:10 | |
-What's the shoes for? -Really, Charles. | 1:18:10 | 1:18:13 | |
If you'd been listening, you'd know substitutiary locomotion is | 1:18:13 | 1:18:17 | |
the art of causing inanimate objects to take on a life force of their own. | 1:18:17 | 1:18:22 | |
I must have inanimate objects to experiment with. | 1:18:22 | 1:18:25 | |
Makes sense, don't it? | 1:18:25 | 1:18:27 | |
Stand back, everyone. I need plenty of room. | 1:18:27 | 1:18:31 | |
I want you all to be absolutely quiet. Mr Browne, | 1:18:36 | 1:18:40 | |
you have the Star of Astoroth I believe. | 1:18:40 | 1:18:43 | |
Oh, yes. It's in my nice clean hanky. | 1:18:43 | 1:18:46 | |
TINKLES | 1:18:46 | 1:18:49 | |
It's OK. I should've realised it would be quite impossible | 1:18:51 | 1:18:56 | |
to take an object from one world into another. | 1:18:56 | 1:18:59 | |
Tsk. If only I'd have had the sense to remember the words on that star. | 1:19:01 | 1:19:07 | |
I know the words, Miss Price. | 1:19:07 | 1:19:08 | |
Don't bother her. She's thinking. | 1:19:08 | 1:19:11 | |
Let's nip to the village and buy supper. | 1:19:11 | 1:19:14 | |
I might conceivably call into the pub for a pint, to steady my nerves. | 1:19:14 | 1:19:19 | |
-Trebonna... -I do know the words. | 1:19:19 | 1:19:22 | |
Come along. How can you know the words when Miss Price doesn't? | 1:19:22 | 1:19:28 | |
"..Troop movements and massing of barges in French and Dutch ports." | 1:19:28 | 1:19:33 | |
"The nation has been told to be | 1:19:33 | 1:19:36 | |
"on the alert for signs of a possible invasion..." | 1:19:36 | 1:19:39 | |
I might've been able to do something about all this. | 1:19:39 | 1:19:42 | |
It's out of your hands now. | 1:19:42 | 1:19:44 | |
If only I could remember those words. It's maddening. | 1:19:44 | 1:19:47 | |
Why don't someone ask me? | 1:19:47 | 1:19:50 | |
Come off it. You can't remember those kind of words. | 1:19:50 | 1:19:54 | |
You mean like treguna, mekoides, | 1:19:54 | 1:19:57 | |
trecorum, satis, dee? | 1:19:57 | 1:19:59 | |
Treguna, mekoides, trecorum, satis, dee? How do you know that? | 1:19:59 | 1:20:05 | |
Easy. Says so right 'ere in me book. | 1:20:05 | 1:20:07 | |
You mean it was there in your book all the time? | 1:20:10 | 1:20:14 | |
Yeah. But nobody ever listens to me. | 1:20:15 | 1:20:18 | |
Treguna, | 1:20:18 | 1:20:20 | |
mekoides, | 1:20:20 | 1:20:22 | |
trecorum, | 1:20:22 | 1:20:23 | |
satis, dee. | 1:20:23 | 1:20:25 | |
Nothing 'appened! | 1:20:27 | 1:20:28 | |
(Ssh!) | 1:20:28 | 1:20:30 | |
Am I doing something wrong? | 1:20:30 | 1:20:32 | |
It does seem a bit old fashioned. We are in the 20th Century. | 1:20:32 | 1:20:36 | |
What do you suggest? | 1:20:36 | 1:20:39 | |
Well, it needs rhythm. | 1:20:39 | 1:20:41 | |
Tempo. Music. As I always say, | 1:20:41 | 1:20:43 | |
"Do it with a flair." Mind if I have a go? | 1:20:43 | 1:20:45 | |
Course not. | 1:20:45 | 1:20:47 | |
Now, come along, you lot. We need all the help we can get! | 1:20:47 | 1:20:51 | |
ALL CHANT: Treguna, mekoides, trecorum, satis, dee. | 1:20:51 | 1:20:55 | |
Treguna, mekoides, trecorum, satis, dee... | 1:20:55 | 1:20:59 | |
# Substitutiary locomotion | 1:20:59 | 1:21:02 | |
# Mystic power that's far beyond the wildest notion | 1:21:02 | 1:21:07 | |
# It's so weird, so feared and yet wonderful to see | 1:21:07 | 1:21:11 | |
# Substitutiary locomotion come to me... # | 1:21:11 | 1:21:15 | |
Sssh! Now. | 1:21:15 | 1:21:17 | |
Treguna, | 1:21:20 | 1:21:22 | |
mekoides, | 1:21:22 | 1:21:24 | |
trecorum, | 1:21:24 | 1:21:26 | |
satis, dee! | 1:21:26 | 1:21:28 | |
Cor! | 1:21:31 | 1:21:32 | |
YOWLS | 1:21:32 | 1:21:34 | |
Treguna, mekoides and trecorum, satis, dee... | 1:21:34 | 1:21:38 | |
# I don't want locomotiary substitution | 1:21:38 | 1:21:42 | |
# Or remote intransitory convolution | 1:21:42 | 1:21:46 | |
# Only one precise solution is the key | 1:21:46 | 1:21:51 | |
# Substitutiary locomotion it must be | 1:21:51 | 1:21:55 | |
ALL: # Treguna, mekoides and trecorum, satis, dee. # | 1:21:55 | 1:21:59 | |
SHOES TAP | 1:21:59 | 1:22:02 | |
Ohh! | 1:22:15 | 1:22:17 | |
ALL LAUGH | 1:22:17 | 1:22:19 | |
# Substitutiary locomotion | 1:22:20 | 1:22:24 | |
# Lovely substitutiary locomotion | 1:22:24 | 1:22:27 | |
# You've made substitutiary history | 1:22:27 | 1:22:31 | |
# With treguna, mekoides and a little help from me | 1:22:31 | 1:22:36 | |
# With treguna, mekoides and... # | 1:22:36 | 1:22:38 | |
RAPPING ON DOOR | 1:22:38 | 1:22:40 | |
Lummy! | 1:22:45 | 1:22:46 | |
Mr Browne, what is going on here? | 1:22:55 | 1:22:58 | |
I haven't the foggiest. | 1:22:58 | 1:23:00 | |
How do you do? Oh, shall we? | 1:23:00 | 1:23:02 | |
That's my nightgown! | 1:23:03 | 1:23:05 | |
Is it really? | 1:23:05 | 1:23:06 | |
Yes. I'm not responsible for its behaviour. | 1:23:06 | 1:23:09 | |
Obviously not, my dear. One, two... | 1:23:09 | 1:23:12 | |
Paul, what on earth are you doing? | 1:23:12 | 1:23:15 | |
Havin' a jolly good time, that's what. | 1:23:15 | 1:23:18 | |
How can we stop this? | 1:23:18 | 1:23:19 | |
Must we? It's most agreeable. | 1:23:19 | 1:23:21 | |
But we must do something. | 1:23:21 | 1:23:23 | |
Didn't I give you my cutoff spell? Lesson No 8. | 1:23:23 | 1:23:26 | |
Number eight! | 1:23:26 | 1:23:28 | |
Oi, me Sunday trousers! | 1:23:28 | 1:23:30 | |
Buzz off, old chap. Find your own dancing partner. Ooh! | 1:23:33 | 1:23:38 | |
Ow! | 1:23:40 | 1:23:41 | |
Ohh! | 1:23:44 | 1:23:46 | |
Ooh! Aaah! | 1:23:46 | 1:23:48 | |
Be careful, Carrie. Slow down! | 1:23:50 | 1:23:53 | |
Charles! | 1:23:55 | 1:23:57 | |
Mr Browne, control your shoes! | 1:23:59 | 1:24:01 | |
Dear lady, I very much fear we have nothing under control! | 1:24:01 | 1:24:06 | |
Ooh! Ah! Ooh! | 1:24:07 | 1:24:09 | |
CROCKERY SMASHING/CAT MEOWING | 1:24:09 | 1:24:12 | |
Ah! Aaah! | 1:24:19 | 1:24:21 | |
Do you mind! | 1:24:25 | 1:24:27 | |
Who'd like some more of my lovely sausages and mash? | 1:24:43 | 1:24:47 | |
No more for me, thank you. | 1:24:47 | 1:24:48 | |
Oh. Carrie? | 1:24:48 | 1:24:50 | |
I've already had two helpings. | 1:24:50 | 1:24:52 | |
I'm full. | 1:24:52 | 1:24:53 | |
Me, too. | 1:24:53 | 1:24:54 | |
Meow! | 1:24:54 | 1:24:56 | |
At least somebody wants some. | 1:24:56 | 1:24:58 | |
Cheer up. This should be something of a celebration. | 1:25:01 | 1:25:05 | |
I'm sorry, but there doesn't seem to be much to celebrate. | 1:25:05 | 1:25:10 | |
I still haven't mastered that spell. | 1:25:10 | 1:25:13 | |
Of course you have. You just need more practise. | 1:25:13 | 1:25:16 | |
Do you really think so? | 1:25:16 | 1:25:18 | |
Yes. Meantime, there's nothing to liven | 1:25:18 | 1:25:21 | |
the spirits like a little master juggling. Right, Charlie? | 1:25:21 | 1:25:24 | |
Go on, give us some juggling! | 1:25:24 | 1:25:26 | |
HUMS | 1:25:26 | 1:25:28 | |
Very few are better at this. All you need is 20 years' practise | 1:25:33 | 1:25:38 | |
and a touch of genius. | 1:25:38 | 1:25:40 | |
YOWLS | 1:25:43 | 1:25:45 | |
ALL GIGGLE | 1:25:47 | 1:25:49 | |
Never happened to me before. | 1:25:50 | 1:25:53 | |
I don't usually juggle with cats under my feet. | 1:25:53 | 1:25:56 | |
Look, she's laughing. | 1:25:58 | 1:26:00 | |
BELL TINKLES Oh. | 1:26:11 | 1:26:13 | |
Oh, Mrs Hobday, do come in. | 1:26:17 | 1:26:19 | |
I can't stop. I've just come by to bring you the good news. | 1:26:19 | 1:26:22 | |
Good news? | 1:26:22 | 1:26:24 | |
Mr Bisselthwaite said he'll take the children in. | 1:26:24 | 1:26:28 | |
He and his wife have got a farm. Ideal for children. | 1:26:28 | 1:26:32 | |
Put some colour back in their cheeks. Why, what's the matter? | 1:26:32 | 1:26:36 | |
I thought you'd be pleased. You told me | 1:26:36 | 1:26:39 | |
you were too busy, you had no time to take care of them. | 1:26:39 | 1:26:42 | |
Circumstances have changed somewhat. | 1:26:42 | 1:26:45 | |
That's right. We've got a dad now. Mr Browne. | 1:26:45 | 1:26:49 | |
Paul! | 1:26:49 | 1:26:51 | |
Miss Price, is this true? | 1:26:51 | 1:26:52 | |
Of course. | 1:26:52 | 1:26:54 | |
You do want him to stay with us, don't you, Miss Price? | 1:26:54 | 1:26:58 | |
I suppose I hadn't really thought about it. | 1:26:58 | 1:27:02 | |
What about him? What do you say about it, Mr Browne? | 1:27:02 | 1:27:07 | |
Why, it's all rather sudden. I don't quite know what to say. | 1:27:07 | 1:27:11 | |
Oh, then I'll leave you two to talk it over. | 1:27:11 | 1:27:14 | |
I'll come back in the mornin'. Yes, good night. | 1:27:14 | 1:27:19 | |
Good night. | 1:27:19 | 1:27:21 | |
It is true, Mr Browne. You are going to be our father now, aren't you? | 1:27:24 | 1:27:30 | |
Well, er, we are rather rushing things, aren't we? | 1:27:30 | 1:27:34 | |
Perhaps Mr Browne has other things beside you lot to think about. | 1:27:36 | 1:27:41 | |
Yes, as a matter of fact I should've left ages ago. | 1:27:43 | 1:27:46 | |
I-I must get a train back to London tonight. | 1:27:46 | 1:27:50 | |
It's rather an important matter. | 1:27:50 | 1:27:52 | |
I'd like to tell you about it but it's a bit hush, hush. A secret. | 1:27:52 | 1:27:58 | |
Well, er, | 1:27:58 | 1:28:00 | |
if, er, I've been... | 1:28:01 | 1:28:03 | |
I've been any sort of help to you, | 1:28:03 | 1:28:05 | |
I'm pleased. | 1:28:05 | 1:28:07 | |
You've been immensely kind. Thank you. | 1:28:07 | 1:28:10 | |
I've enjoyed being with you. | 1:28:10 | 1:28:12 | |
Perhaps it's been good for all of us. Will you be coming back? | 1:28:12 | 1:28:17 | |
Some day, my dear. I certainly hope we shall meet again. Some day. | 1:28:17 | 1:28:22 | |
When all this war business is over. | 1:28:22 | 1:28:25 | |
-I see. -Then, maybe, I shall realise my fondest dream. | 1:28:25 | 1:28:29 | |
Eglantine and Emelius, Illusionists Extraordinary! | 1:28:29 | 1:28:33 | |
Just think how that'll look on the poster, huh? | 1:28:33 | 1:28:36 | |
The children are going to miss you. | 1:28:36 | 1:28:39 | |
You really think they will? | 1:28:39 | 1:28:41 | |
Yes. | 1:28:41 | 1:28:43 | |
Well, I shall miss you. All of you. | 1:28:43 | 1:28:47 | |
If I don't go now, you might never get rid of me. | 1:28:49 | 1:28:53 | |
Goodbye, Carrie. | 1:28:55 | 1:28:57 | |
Must you really go? | 1:28:57 | 1:29:00 | |
Yes. It's best for everyone. Goodbye, Paul. | 1:29:00 | 1:29:03 | |
I still think you should be our father. | 1:29:03 | 1:29:05 | |
Goodbye, Charlie. | 1:29:05 | 1:29:07 | |
Do you want me to come down to the station with you? | 1:29:07 | 1:29:11 | |
No, no. You stay here and look after everybody. | 1:29:11 | 1:29:15 | |
Goodbye, Miss Price. | 1:29:16 | 1:29:18 | |
Goodbye, Mr Browne. | 1:29:18 | 1:29:21 | |
When is the next train to London? | 1:30:09 | 1:30:12 | |
Lord bless ye. There ain't no train till milk job, 4am tomorrow morning. | 1:30:12 | 1:30:17 | |
Mind if I wait in here? | 1:30:17 | 1:30:18 | |
Suit yourself. Good night, sir. | 1:30:18 | 1:30:21 | |
Good night. | 1:30:21 | 1:30:23 | |
Out you go, Cosmic. | 1:30:42 | 1:30:44 | |
Hello? Hello?! | 1:30:51 | 1:30:54 | |
Hello?! | 1:30:57 | 1:30:58 | |
Hello?! Hello?! | 1:30:58 | 1:31:01 | |
"Emelius Browne, do you know you could be warm in that house | 1:31:08 | 1:31:13 | |
"at this very moment? | 1:31:13 | 1:31:15 | |
"For once in your useless life, you seem to have been needed. | 1:31:15 | 1:31:19 | |
"You're a failure, Emelius Browne. And a coward." | 1:31:19 | 1:31:25 | |
No, this is not the invasion. Just a little exercise. | 1:31:25 | 1:31:29 | |
A minor raid to induce panic and spread mischief. When you English | 1:31:29 | 1:31:34 | |
understand that German forces can land whenever we please, | 1:31:34 | 1:31:38 | |
perhaps you'll consider a reasonable peace. | 1:31:38 | 1:31:40 | |
Not likely! | 1:31:40 | 1:31:42 | |
Go on, Miss Price, do it to him. | 1:31:42 | 1:31:45 | |
I must say, it's very tempting. | 1:31:45 | 1:31:48 | |
Colonel, how would you feel about being turned into a white rabbit? | 1:31:48 | 1:31:53 | |
BOTH SPEAK IN GERMAN | 1:31:53 | 1:31:55 | |
I said how would you feel about being turned into a white rabbit?! | 1:31:55 | 1:32:00 | |
Be quiet, please! | 1:32:00 | 1:32:02 | |
Filigree, apogee, epigee...! | 1:32:04 | 1:32:08 | |
Not again. | 1:32:08 | 1:32:10 | |
Your memory, Miss Price. | 1:32:10 | 1:32:12 | |
Charles, kindly fetch my notebook from the workroom, please. | 1:32:12 | 1:32:17 | |
Righto. | 1:32:17 | 1:32:19 | |
Hey! | 1:32:19 | 1:32:20 | |
ALL SHOUT AT ONCE | 1:32:20 | 1:32:23 | |
Silence! | 1:32:23 | 1:32:26 | |
We have work to do. I am sorry, I must send all of you some place | 1:32:26 | 1:32:31 | |
where you will no longer be a nuisance. | 1:32:31 | 1:32:35 | |
DREAM-LIKE: # As the words sell the tune and the moonbeams the moon | 1:32:44 | 1:32:49 | |
# All I need to succeed in my plan | 1:32:49 | 1:32:53 | |
# Is a champion rare | 1:32:53 | 1:32:57 | |
# With a flourish and a flair... # | 1:32:57 | 1:33:00 | |
MAN SPEAKS IN GERMAN | 1:33:00 | 1:33:04 | |
SNIP! | 1:33:05 | 1:33:07 | |
(Eglantine...) | 1:33:34 | 1:33:36 | |
-SPEAKS INTO RADIO IN GERMAN: -Ja... Ja... | 1:33:43 | 1:33:49 | |
CAT YOWLS | 1:34:18 | 1:34:19 | |
(Ssh!) | 1:34:19 | 1:34:22 | |
CAT YOWLS | 1:34:22 | 1:34:24 | |
Was is das? | 1:34:26 | 1:34:28 | |
CROCKERY SMASHES | 1:34:28 | 1:34:30 | |
Meow! | 1:34:38 | 1:34:40 | |
SPEAKS IN GERMAN | 1:34:40 | 1:34:44 | |
DOOR RATTLES | 1:34:45 | 1:34:47 | |
Where's the spell for rabbits? The easiest of all, she says. | 1:35:01 | 1:35:06 | |
Confounded! Can't women ever learn to file things properly? | 1:35:06 | 1:35:10 | |
SHOUTS IN GERMAN | 1:35:14 | 1:35:16 | |
Ah, here it is. "Filigree, apogee, pedigree, perigee." That's it. | 1:35:16 | 1:35:21 | |
Filigree, er, | 1:35:26 | 1:35:28 | |
apogee, | 1:35:28 | 1:35:30 | |
pedigree, perigee. | 1:35:30 | 1:35:32 | |
BANGS ON DOOR | 1:35:33 | 1:35:35 | |
Now come along, my boy. Just for once in your life | 1:35:37 | 1:35:41 | |
you've got to believe in something. That's it. Good lad. | 1:35:41 | 1:35:45 | |
Filigree, | 1:35:45 | 1:35:47 | |
apogee, | 1:35:47 | 1:35:49 | |
pedigree, perigee. | 1:35:49 | 1:35:51 | |
DOOR RATTLES | 1:35:55 | 1:35:57 | |
TINKLES | 1:35:59 | 1:36:01 | |
What's the use of putting us in that draughty castle? | 1:36:18 | 1:36:23 | |
It's quite chilly. | 1:36:23 | 1:36:24 | |
The Colonel believes when a British female decides to become a nuisance, | 1:36:24 | 1:36:30 | |
she can become the greatest nuisance of all. And I agree. | 1:36:30 | 1:36:34 | |
You need a lesson in manners. | 1:36:34 | 1:36:36 | |
If I only had my notebook I'd make certain you learnt a few. | 1:36:36 | 1:36:41 | |
(Jumping Jehoshaphat! More Jerries!) | 1:36:53 | 1:36:56 | |
BOTH SPEAK GERMAN | 1:36:56 | 1:36:59 | |
-HE GRUNTS -Take it easy, can't you? | 1:37:06 | 1:37:09 | |
Try holding your breath. | 1:37:09 | 1:37:10 | |
I am holding it. | 1:37:10 | 1:37:12 | |
We could strip him down and grease him with soap. | 1:37:12 | 1:37:16 | |
No. It's...no good. | 1:37:16 | 1:37:18 | |
I could've told you that in the first place. | 1:37:20 | 1:37:23 | |
If we can't get Paul out to give the alarm, | 1:37:23 | 1:37:27 | |
we must think of something else. | 1:37:27 | 1:37:28 | |
What about the spell that makes things move about? | 1:37:28 | 1:37:32 | |
-But I need weapons. -How about all these things? | 1:37:32 | 1:37:36 | |
I'm afraid they're a bit ancient. | 1:37:38 | 1:37:40 | |
Where did this come from? | 1:37:40 | 1:37:42 | |
It's Mr Browne, that's who it is. | 1:37:42 | 1:37:44 | |
He's on his way to London. | 1:37:44 | 1:37:46 | |
Mr Browne? | 1:37:48 | 1:37:50 | |
If you are Mr Browne, would you be kind enough to get down off my lap? | 1:37:51 | 1:37:56 | |
It is Mr Browne! | 1:37:56 | 1:37:58 | |
It is you! | 1:38:00 | 1:38:02 | |
You didn't think I could do that spell. | 1:38:02 | 1:38:05 | |
I am glad to see you. But what about all these Germans? | 1:38:05 | 1:38:08 | |
What's wrong with the substitutiary locomotion spell? | 1:38:08 | 1:38:12 | |
It isn't ready yet. You saw what happened this afternoon. | 1:38:12 | 1:38:17 | |
Let's chance it. We can't let them get away with their beastly raid. | 1:38:17 | 1:38:21 | |
Get up off the floor | 1:38:21 | 1:38:23 | |
and we'll go to work. | 1:38:23 | 1:38:25 | |
Herr Oberst? | 1:38:25 | 1:38:27 | |
SPEAKS GERMAN | 1:38:27 | 1:38:30 | |
THEY SPEAK GERMAN | 1:38:30 | 1:38:37 | |
Jolly good luck. | 1:38:43 | 1:38:45 | |
You 'aven't forgotten the spell? | 1:38:45 | 1:38:46 | |
Oh, not this time. | 1:38:46 | 1:38:48 | |
It's probably not magic, but it may make you feel more at home. | 1:38:48 | 1:38:52 | |
How thoughtful of you. | 1:38:52 | 1:38:54 | |
Let's get out of Miss Price's way. | 1:38:54 | 1:38:56 | |
Treguna... | 1:39:04 | 1:39:06 | |
Mekoides... | 1:39:06 | 1:39:09 | |
Trecorum... | 1:39:09 | 1:39:12 | |
Satis, dee! | 1:39:12 | 1:39:15 | |
Look! | 1:39:37 | 1:39:39 | |
DRUM TAPS | 1:39:44 | 1:39:46 | |
FANFARE | 1:39:56 | 1:39:58 | |
CLUNK! CLUNK! CLUNK! | 1:40:03 | 1:40:05 | |
CLUNK! CLUNK! CLUNK! | 1:40:05 | 1:40:06 | |
METALLIC FOOTSTEPS | 1:40:21 | 1:40:24 | |
Aaah! | 1:40:26 | 1:40:28 | |
ARMOUR CLANKS | 1:40:29 | 1:40:31 | |
BAGPIPES PLAY | 1:41:25 | 1:41:28 | |
Sound the advance! | 1:42:27 | 1:42:29 | |
FANFARE | 1:42:29 | 1:42:31 | |
Just in time for the kickoff. | 1:42:33 | 1:42:35 | |
BOTH SPEAK GERMAN | 1:43:01 | 1:43:04 | |
Steady on the left! Victory for England and St George! | 1:43:08 | 1:43:15 | |
It's like the Lord Mayor's show. | 1:43:16 | 1:43:18 | |
Hold your distance! | 1:43:18 | 1:43:20 | |
ALL CHANT: Treguna, mekoides and | 1:43:20 | 1:43:23 | |
trecorum, satis, dee! | 1:43:23 | 1:43:27 | |
Treguna, | 1:43:27 | 1:43:29 | |
mekoides and trecorum, satis, dee! | 1:43:29 | 1:43:34 | |
Treguna, mekoides and trecorum, satis, dee! | 1:43:34 | 1:43:39 | |
-Fire! -RAPID GUNFIRE | 1:43:45 | 1:43:47 | |
Fire! | 1:43:53 | 1:43:55 | |
Blimey! | 1:43:58 | 1:44:00 | |
Ausrotten! | 1:44:00 | 1:44:02 | |
JANGLES | 1:44:20 | 1:44:22 | |
Where's it coming from?! | 1:44:31 | 1:44:33 | |
Sounds like the sea road. | 1:44:33 | 1:44:35 | |
Come on, lads. After me! | 1:44:35 | 1:44:37 | |
RAPID GUNFIRE CONTINUES | 1:44:37 | 1:44:39 | |
ARMOUR CLANKS | 1:44:39 | 1:44:41 | |
JANGLES | 1:44:58 | 1:45:00 | |
Ooh! | 1:45:24 | 1:45:25 | |
METALLIC CLUNKS | 1:45:25 | 1:45:27 | |
BOOM! | 1:45:56 | 1:45:58 | |
Good shooting, bowmen! | 1:46:08 | 1:46:10 | |
Well caught, sir! | 1:46:17 | 1:46:19 | |
Very good! | 1:46:19 | 1:46:21 | |
Ahh! | 1:46:26 | 1:46:28 | |
Knock his block off! That's it! | 1:46:28 | 1:46:30 | |
Mr Browne, make those children take cover! | 1:46:30 | 1:46:33 | |
Aaah! | 1:46:48 | 1:46:50 | |
ALL SHOUT IN GERMAN | 1:46:52 | 1:46:55 | |
Are you still there, Colonel? I thought you'd be gone by now. | 1:47:38 | 1:47:42 | |
You see, things may not be so easy for you after all. | 1:47:46 | 1:47:50 | |
HE SHOUTS | 1:47:50 | 1:47:52 | |
TICKING | 1:47:58 | 1:48:00 | |
Goodbye, Colonel! | 1:48:02 | 1:48:04 | |
BOOM! | 1:48:04 | 1:48:06 | |
BAGPIPES DEFLATE | 1:48:30 | 1:48:33 | |
Eglantine! Oh, Eglantine! | 1:48:50 | 1:48:52 | |
Dear Mr Browne. | 1:48:52 | 1:48:54 | |
We thought they'd damaged you. | 1:48:54 | 1:48:57 | |
See? No-one can hurt Miss Price. | 1:48:57 | 1:49:00 | |
There they are, lads! I sensed something was afoot! | 1:49:00 | 1:49:03 | |
All right, drive them into the sea! | 1:49:03 | 1:49:07 | |
Firing positions! Both sides! | 1:49:07 | 1:49:09 | |
RAPID GUNFIRE | 1:49:10 | 1:49:12 | |
All right, men. Hold your fire! | 1:49:15 | 1:49:17 | |
I think we've taught the Hun a lesson! | 1:49:19 | 1:49:24 | |
He'll think twice before coming back here again! | 1:49:24 | 1:49:28 | |
It's tragic. All your spells, your equipment, all gone. | 1:49:28 | 1:49:32 | |
Still, I was able to perform some small service first. | 1:49:32 | 1:49:36 | |
You ain't gonna be a witch no more? | 1:49:36 | 1:49:39 | |
-Never? -No, Paul. | 1:49:39 | 1:49:41 | |
I realised some time ago I couldn't be a proper witch. | 1:49:41 | 1:49:45 | |
-When was that? That first magic moment when you laid eyes on me? -No! | 1:49:45 | 1:49:49 | |
It was when my poisoned dragon's liver arrived. I knew then that | 1:49:49 | 1:49:54 | |
that anyone who felt the way I did about poisoned dragon's liver | 1:49:54 | 1:49:58 | |
had no business being a witch. | 1:49:58 | 1:50:00 | |
You're doing the right thing? | 1:50:07 | 1:50:09 | |
I think so. It's much too dangerous being a civilian. | 1:50:09 | 1:50:13 | |
Take care of yourself. | 1:50:13 | 1:50:15 | |
I'll be back before you've grown any taller. We'll be together again. | 1:50:15 | 1:50:20 | |
You have an escort to the station. | 1:50:20 | 1:50:22 | |
BAND PLAYS | 1:50:22 | 1:50:24 | |
Parade halt! | 1:50:24 | 1:50:26 | |
Well, here we go. | 1:50:28 | 1:50:30 | |
Meow! | 1:50:45 | 1:50:47 | |
Permission to move off, sir! | 1:50:48 | 1:50:51 | |
Carry on, Sergeant. | 1:50:51 | 1:50:53 | |
Parade, by the right, quick march! | 1:50:54 | 1:50:57 | |
Left! Left! Left, right, left! | 1:50:57 | 1:51:02 | |
S'pose that's it. We ain't gonna have no fun no more. | 1:51:08 | 1:51:13 | |
Well, I still got this, ain't I? | 1:51:13 | 1:51:16 | |
TINKLES | 1:51:16 | 1:51:19 | |
# Call out the Navy, call out the ranks | 1:51:23 | 1:51:27 | |
# Call out the Air Force, call out the tanks | 1:51:27 | 1:51:31 | |
# From the cliffs of Dover call up the gulls | 1:51:31 | 1:51:36 | |
# And don't forget the loyal Territorials | 1:51:36 | 1:51:40 | |
# But who's digging in here, who will defend | 1:51:40 | 1:51:44 | |
# Every inch of England no matter what they send? | 1:51:44 | 1:51:48 | |
# Who's standing firm in our own front yard? | 1:51:48 | 1:51:52 | |
# The soldiers of the old Home Guard, that's who | 1:51:52 | 1:51:57 | |
# The soldiers of the old Home Guard! # | 1:51:57 | 1:52:03 | |
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