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ALARM RINGS

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HE GROANS

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I'm up!

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It's seven o'clock! Are you awake? >

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Up and ready for a new day. HE SIGHS

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# Oh, what a beautiful morning... # >

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# What a beautiful day! #

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'I can't find my socks!'

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They're in your shoes!

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'Where are my shoes?' They're on your feet!

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Professor.

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Thank you, Weber.

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HE SIGHS Oh. Morning, Weebo.

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Hi.

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Have you seen today's paper?

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Yes. If I solve this metastable compound business,

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I'd save the college. It would be worth a fortune.

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The loan's due at the end of the school year.

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Not to worry, Weebo. I'm very close.

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May I see my schedule, please?

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A-A-A-A-A-After school there's something.

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I know there is. What is it?

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This is your schedule. Unless you didn't tell me.

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What is it? There's something there. What is it? Oh!

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It's something to do with white. >

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What is it? I know it's something important!

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I don't know. It's so frustrating! I wish I could help. But I can't!

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Haircut! Ha! HE CHUCKLES

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HUMMING

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They can't close down the school!

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Name me one college or university

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that isn't in financial trouble.

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Oh, all right. Name another!

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(You don't think it's too much?)

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No, it's...elegant!

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It's a great idea to go with the big wedding this time.

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Puts pressure on the professor to show up.

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If he forgets this time, that's it.

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-Once is justifiable.

-Mm-hm.

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Twice is...understandable. But three times...

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Coming through! Thank you!

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HE TOOTS HORN

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Morning! Or afternoon, whichever it is.

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We have lots to talk about today, so let's not delay.

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Thank you, whoever gave me the plate of fruit

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and the pheasant, which does not equal extra credits.

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We discussed Newton's Law of Gravitation.

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To review...this G is like the C in E=mc2. It's constant,

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as much as anything is in the universe.

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The attraction between two bodies

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equals the product of their masses and inversely equals their distance.

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An example - let's make our naked man M1

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and our naked lady M2.

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According to this formula, their forces would bring them together.

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Why don't they? Hm?

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The Earth! So in essence, that is gravity.

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And this... is Dr Richards' Life Drawing.

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Ha! It's not my class, is it?

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Phillip! Over here!

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Sara! Oh! Very sorry!

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Its own momentum.

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May I sit here?

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Hello, Sara. What a pleasant surprise.

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-Hello, Ruthie.

-Martha.

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Martha what?

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Martha! Me, Martha.

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You, Martha. Me, Professor.

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Yes, I know.

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I'll just grade my lunch and eat a few tests.

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How do you hold it in?

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Like everybody else. I cross my legs tight.

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I was talking about your excitement.

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-Excitement?

-(The wedding.)

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Congratulations!

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The wedding! Sara and I!

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I'm looking forward to it!

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-It's today.

-Are you sure?

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The wedding is today, OK?

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I believe you.

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6.30, Presbyterian church, Beech Street.

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I've been there.

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We had our rehearsal there.

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Ah! That's right! We did! It went well?

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-Yes, it did. But it doesn't count.

-No?

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The wedding counts! And I want you to promise you'll be there!

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I'd rather die than disappoint you.

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Well...this is going to be the last time I try to marry you.

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I imagine so.

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I know that I love you,

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but... I'm not sure that you can love me.

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That's ridiculous!

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I love you with all my heart.

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With every cell, every molecule, every atom.

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I love you on the subatomic level.

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Hm. Prove it to me tonight at 6.30.

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Prove what, honey?

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That you love me.

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(I love you.)

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6.30.

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Good luck.

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Thank you, Betty.

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I knew I shouldn't have come but...

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I'm very crazy about him, you see.

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This is the God's truth. I want him to have what he wants.

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Even if it means you instead of me.

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No, no. You love him, don't give him up.

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VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRS

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Hey! I'm watching something!

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Weber!

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'Why don't you be quiet?' I'm watching TV!

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Download some manners!

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But he ain't in love with me.

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Hm! Tell me about it!

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HE WHISTLES: "Get Me To The Church On Time"

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Hello, Phil.

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What are you working on?

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-Can't remember?

-HE CHUCKLES

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I understand.

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Shame they're shutting your college. I read about it.

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It's not over yet.

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We're doing fine at Rutland. No problems!

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Working on the lighter-than-air compound?

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It's a...repulsive polymer.

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Sorry to be rude, but I have to go.

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You don't seem happy to see me.

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I'm not.

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All the years we've known each other,

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studying, working together. What happened?

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I got tired of you stealing my ideas.

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-HE LAUGHS

-What would you have done with them?

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You would have misplaced them, forgotten them, lost them.

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You're the brightest, you have a genius for science.

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It's the science of daily life that eludes you.

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I've heard that before. Excuse me, that's very volatile.

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Yes, I hate you for your brilliance. I'm petty and corrupt.

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I'd have gone mad trying to compete with you in pure thought.

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But I'm not an innovator like you,

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I'm an adapter. And I have profited from your ideas.

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Why are you here?

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To be honest, I'm here to steal your fiancee

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and make her my wife.

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Well, I think you'll be sadly disappointed.

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I'll see you at the wedding.

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WILSON CACKLES

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It's a little crooked. There you go.

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Weebo, the wedding was not on my schedule.

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Um, no. Why was that deleted?

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Hm... I don't really know.

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Do you have a virus?

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I am feeling a little feverish.

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Really? Mm-hm.

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You are a little hot. Say ah!

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Aaa-aa-aa-aah.

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BOTH: Aaa-aa-aa-aah.

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Oh, yes!

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Hot, cold, hot. That's it!

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Hydrocarbons inhibit Cooper pairs.

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Go from hot to cold quickly, you get a conductive polymer

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and you complete the metastable sphere. Behold! There it is!

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Now, it'll work! Oh, yes!

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But...what about your wedding? Sorry, Sara.

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HE CHUCKLES

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Shall I call the church and say you'll be late?

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Right!

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Very good! HE SIGHS

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The condenser, pressure reactor. Yes!

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MACHINES WHIR

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Yes! It's ready.

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Organic catalyst.

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Positive...

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..and the...n-n-negative.

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A little touch of electricity.

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Hm.

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Wow! What a bang!

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< A little touch of electricity. IT GIGGLES

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LAUGHTER

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That's not helpful.

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HE SIGHS

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Ohhh, boy! This is not good!

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WEEBO: No, sir! >

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Weebo?

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Get a broom. That'll help(!) >

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BELLS CHIME

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CHORAL MUSIC

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Two years.

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Ow!

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(Wow!)

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IT GURGLES

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HE GASPS

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HE MAKES RASPBERRY SOUNDS

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IT MIMICS HIM

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HE WHISTLES HE MAKES KISSING NOISES

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A-A-A-Atchoo!

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Bless you. You have a cold.

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You should, at 77 degrees kelvin.

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It's very cold.

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(Come on.)

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Right, let's try and describe you.

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You're an elastomer. Yes!

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You're highly viscous, but yet you can phase shift!

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Well, let's see...you're...

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..mouldable.

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IT GIGGLES

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It's a little ticklish!

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IT GIGGLES

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IT SNARLS

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Oh!

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You're foldable, you're gullible!

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Oh, right, let's see...

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..wait a minute, OK. And...

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..you're ductile!

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HE MUMBLES

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IT MUMBLES

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HE CHUCKLES Oh! Oh, you're elastic.

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Let's see how elastic you are. OK, right.

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I'm the Hacky Sack king!

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# Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey... #

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APPLAUSE

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Bravo! Encore! >

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Oh, boy! Er, Weebo?

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Yes, sir. > Take a picture.

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OK. Look this way. Smile! >

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IT SHRIEKS

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Weebo, it's amazing! Miraculous!

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Excuse me! Professor, it's gone.

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It is! Oh, no!

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(I think you gave it a little too much free will.)

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BOTH: Oh, no!

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There's not a darned thing to be afraid of.

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How can anything get in your window?

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It's closed, OK?

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THEY SHRIEK

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Yeehah!

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Ha!

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HE GRUNTS Weebo, I got it!

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What are you gonna do with it?

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It has incredible inertia!

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Maybe it's just glad to see you.

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HE LAUGHS Weebo? Yes? >

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Do you know what this is? Flying rubber?

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Yes, that's what it is!

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It's flying rubber!

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It's flubber!

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Ouch!

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Thank you for waiting so long.

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Yes, ma'am.

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I'm sorry, Sara.

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Are you going to tell me, "I told you so"?

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No, no.

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I'll give you a ride home.

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Thank you.

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There you are.

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Careful. Watch your gown.

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OK. Thank you.

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HE CHUCKLES

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It's perfectly safe. It's an ordinary, radioactive isotope

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that Weber is now removing from the lead containment unit.

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Very good, Weber. Now, you place the radioactive isotope

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carefully behind the shutter.

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The sliding shutter works just like a camera.

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It regulates the flow of gamma radiation,

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creating an exact flow of energy.

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Now, we carefully place the sliding shutter mechanism...

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HE STRAINS: Underneath the flubber.

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And I'm burning up in here!

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Weebo! Over here! >

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Gamma radiation triggers metastable decay in the flubber.

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Right.

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Releasing energy to propel the flubber.

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This is more scientific than dropping, kicking it

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or bombarding it with light flashes.

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Absolutely.

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I believe that by controlling the gamma radiation flux...

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..we can control the movement of the flubber itself.

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Cross your fingers, Weebo.

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-'Here's hoping!'

-Good luck.

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Oh, yes!

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It works!

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'Hyuk! Hyuk!'

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Descend gradually.

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Ha-ha-ha! Back up again!

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Yeah! ALARM BEEPS

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My wedding!

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Gotta go, Weebo!

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You haven't finished yet! You can't stop in the middle.

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The wedding. I can't miss this one.

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I'm aware of the time!

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You're wrong. I'm getting married Friday.

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No! No, you're not.

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Why not?

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Because you're not getting married.

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Yes, I am.

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You missed the wedding.

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It's 6.30...in the morning.

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No. No.

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Yes. I'm sorry.

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(It is?)

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Yeah. >

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(Sara...)

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Sara?

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You've got a nerve showing your face after what you did last night!

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Will you please let me explain?

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No. There's nothing to explain.

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You weren't there.

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For the third time, you left me at the altar.

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I'm sorry, with all my heart.

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But please listen to me. You know me,

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you know how I get fixated on an idea.

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I don't want to hear it!

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You've got to hear it, Sara!

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This...is the reason I didn't make it last night.

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It's flubber.

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Flubber! It's a metastable compound.

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In layman's terms, if you apply a small amount of energy,

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it liberates loads of energy!

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But the moment you stop applying energy,

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it returns to a quasi-plasmoid state!

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Isn't it remarkable, Sara?

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What's remarkable is that I ever fell in love with you.

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You broke my heart.

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So you could make green goo!

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It's much more than that.

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Flubber could save this college.

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-Let me demonstrate.

-No!

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Just give me one minute, OK?

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The flubber is placed in my pocket.

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When I exit this window, I will fall.

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When I hit the ground, the flubber will send me back up. Watch.

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Ta-ta, my love.

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Are you nuts?

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I'll be right back!

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Phillip!

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Aaaa-rrr-ggg-hhh!

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Ouch!

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Phillip, are you hurt?

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Just my pride.

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If you think you'll get my sympathy,

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you are wasting your time! Ooh! We are finished!

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(Sara.)

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Oo-oo-oo-oo-oh!

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CAR CRASHES

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Junior's home.

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Dad!

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Dad!

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< Dad!

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Somebody in your organisation screwed up, big time!

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I got thrown off the basketball team,

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I flunked chemistry. I'm on a...academic probation.

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How did this happen?

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I'm supposed to get A's... so I was told.

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The only reason I loaned this college money

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was so he'd get straight A's and go to Harvard Business School.

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This isn't supposed to happen.

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Yes, sir, we talked to Brainard, the chemistry professor.

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Either he did not understand or he forgot.

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The boy knew there were problems.

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I have a science requirement, you morons!

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Quiet! We'll have to get the F changed to an A.

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Won't work. This guy doesn't live in the real world, he has principles.

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Get something on him to force him to change the grades.

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When a man says he has principles,

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what he means is he can't be bought cheap.

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Hm.

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Atchoo!

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Adding 500 milligrams of crystallised flubber

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to common hand cream.

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Stirring in solution.

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Hm. Just need one spherical test subject.

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Perfect.

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Yeah, now, part two.

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Applying flubber in a solution

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externally...to a golf ball.

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(OK. Very good.)

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Evenly over the entire surface.

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Kinetic test number one.

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Ooh! Argh!

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-HE CHUCKLES

-Are you all right?

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Oh, right.

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Applying a light coating

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of flubber to surface of bowling ball.

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(All right.)

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(Very good.)

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My head!

0:28:580:29:02

That ball really moved!

0:29:000:29:02

-How'd he do that?

-Dunno.

0:29:020:29:04

Commencing kinetic energy test two -

0:29:040:29:07

controlling horizontal momentum.

0:29:070:29:10

Commencing now.

0:29:100:29:12

Oh, hit the deck!

0:29:150:29:17

HIGH PITCHED: This has applications in sports!

0:29:260:29:31

Ho-ho-ho, yes!

0:29:310:29:33

HE CHUCKLES

0:29:350:29:38

CAT MEOWS

0:29:410:29:43

HE GROANS

0:29:430:29:45

What?

0:29:500:29:52

O-O-O-O-Ow!

0:29:560:29:58

Fluid flubber.

0:30:010:30:03

With a convenient spray applicator.

0:30:030:30:07

It's clogged. Hm.

0:30:080:30:10

DOG BARKS

0:30:150:30:17

You seen enough?

0:30:180:30:20

Plenty.

0:30:200:30:22

All right, after the bowling ball hits, break for the car.

0:30:230:30:27

Oh. You can adjust it.

0:30:280:30:30

Go!

0:30:350:30:37

BOTH: Argh!

0:30:370:30:39

BOTH: Argh!

0:30:520:30:54

HE GASPS

0:30:560:30:58

Da-aa-aa-ad!

0:30:580:31:00

WHIRRING

0:31:000:31:02

Oh! Damn! Oh!

0:31:050:31:07

Yes! Weebo? < Yes?

0:31:090:31:12

It's gonna work.

0:31:100:31:12

WEBBO: I hope so!

0:31:120:31:15

Now, let me show you how.

0:31:130:31:15

I connected the accelerator to a shutter.

0:31:170:31:20

Pressing down releases the gamma rays,

0:31:200:31:23

increasing the thrust.

0:31:230:31:25

Ah, listen to that baby churn! Ha-ha! Now...

0:31:250:31:28

..the steering wheel controls lateral motion.

0:31:280:31:32

If you turn right... OK.

0:31:320:31:34

..it'll steer right. Oh!

0:31:340:31:36

Turn the wheel left, it steers left.

0:31:360:31:39

So it functions like a normal automatic shift.

0:31:390:31:43

Yes, yes, yes. It's that easy.

0:31:430:31:45

See, Weebo?

0:31:450:31:49

Professor! Help! Let me out!

0:31:460:31:49

Oh, Weebo! Professor!

0:31:490:31:51

What were you doing in there?

0:31:510:31:55

Flirting with the alternator(!)

0:31:530:31:55

Hope you didn't touch! It's no time to play!

0:31:550:31:58

We're close to breakthrough!

0:31:580:32:02

OK, here we go.

0:32:000:32:02

I think we're ready.

0:32:030:32:05

Weebo? Yes?

0:32:060:32:08

What do you say we take her for a ride?

0:32:080:32:12

Fly me to the moon! That's it! That's the spirit!

0:32:120:32:16

We'll fly to Sara's, park on the roof, maybe she'll change her tune.

0:32:160:32:21

Maybe you should go without me.

0:32:210:32:23

Why? Because I get carsick.

0:32:230:32:26

You won't blow chips, you've no stomach.

0:32:260:32:29

I have a queasy gyro. >

0:32:290:32:34

Get over it. This is about Sara, not cars.

0:32:300:32:34

Get in here.

0:32:340:32:37

No!

0:32:350:32:37

Now. All right! >

0:32:370:32:40

Fine now. Ha-ha! Ah, out into the world!

0:32:420:32:45

OK, here we go.

0:32:450:32:50

Look at this! Let's see what this baby will do.

0:32:460:32:50

Oh! It works!

0:32:530:32:55

Yes, it does. I'm flying!

0:32:550:32:57

Oh, boy.

0:32:570:33:00

You know what this means?

0:33:000:33:02

WEBBO: What?

0:33:020:33:07

I'll never have to buy tyres again! Ha-ha!

0:33:030:33:07

What's on the radio? Ho, Latin!

0:33:070:33:09

HE SINGS ALONG TO LATIN TUNE

0:33:090:33:13

Hey!

0:33:130:33:15

Right turn.

0:33:240:33:26

Whoa! Yes!

0:33:270:33:30

HE SIGHS We're flying.

0:33:350:33:38

Whoa!

0:33:400:33:42

Oh! It's all right, I saw it.

0:33:420:33:45

I don't think so(!)

0:33:450:33:50

There's nothing to worry about.

0:33:470:33:50

WEEBO: Help!

0:33:500:33:52

O-O-O-O-O-O-O-Ohh! Made it!

0:33:520:33:54

Come on, easy.

0:33:570:34:01

Oh! Sorry, first-time flyer.

0:34:020:34:05

Sshhh!

0:34:050:34:07

DAD!

0:34:070:34:09

HE TOOTS HORN BIRDS SQUAWK

0:34:160:34:20

Whoa! I'm very sorry!

0:34:240:34:27

SQUAWK!

0:34:270:34:32

Hang on, Weebo! Ah! Ah! Ah!

0:34:280:34:32

Whoa! Ah! Ah! Weebo!

0:34:320:34:34

CHUCKLES ON TV

0:34:340:34:38

Now we're talking! Whoa!

0:34:360:34:38

Who-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oa!

0:34:430:34:47

HE CHUCKLES

0:34:480:34:50

Oh, yes!

0:34:500:34:53

HE SIGHS Oh, Weebo. Come on out.

0:34:570:35:00

Please. You've gotta see this.

0:35:000:35:03

Wow! Is this what you call...heaven?

0:35:040:35:08

Almost. Look at it.

0:35:080:35:11

Whole world, below and beyond.

0:35:110:35:14

WEEBO: Oh, it's beautiful!

0:35:140:35:16

Solitude up here. Stillness.

0:35:160:35:19

The silence.

0:35:210:35:25

WEEBO: Uh-oh. SCREAMS

0:35:220:35:25

Aaa-aaa-aaa-argh!

0:35:250:35:27

Silly me, turned it off.

0:35:290:35:31

Turned right back on. Shutter's jammed probably. We're OK!

0:35:310:35:35

'Help!'

0:35:370:35:40

Start!

0:35:380:35:40

Ple-ee-ease turn over!

0:35:400:35:42

For the love of Newton, turn over!

0:35:440:35:47

HE GROANS

0:35:470:35:49

'Bale ship!'

0:35:490:35:52

Aaa-aaa-aaa-rrr-ggg-hhh!

0:35:520:35:55

Oh, yes! HE SIGHS

0:35:550:35:59

HE CHUCKLES

0:36:010:36:04

-HE SIGHS

-It's a pleasure to be with you,

0:36:050:36:07

not having Brainard hovering above us.

0:36:070:36:10

More wine?

0:36:100:36:12

No. No, thank you. I have to say good night.

0:36:120:36:16

I have a busy, busy day tomorrow.

0:36:160:36:19

Mm.

0:36:220:36:24

Rutland would die to have you.

0:36:240:36:27

We'd be together with nothing but time.

0:36:270:36:30

Sara...

0:36:370:36:39

-Mmm.

-(Please, no.)

0:36:430:36:46

I'm sorry, Wilson.

0:36:500:36:55

Forget it. It's OK.

0:36:520:36:55

We have lots of time.

0:36:550:36:57

Listen, I'm driving up on Thursday to Rutland for the game.

0:36:570:37:01

I'll see you there.

0:37:010:37:05

Should I make dinner reservations?

0:37:020:37:05

Since Rutland will lose, I'll pay.

0:37:050:37:07

If your team wins, you buy me dinner.

0:37:070:37:10

If they lose, we go to the mountains for the weekend.

0:37:100:37:14

Mm.

0:37:150:37:17

(Cad!)

0:37:180:37:20

Do we have a bet?

0:37:200:37:22

I'll think about it.

0:37:220:37:25

I can't lose! She's mine!

0:37:290:37:32

Sir Isaac.

0:37:320:37:34

-Oh! Ow!

-SMASH!

0:37:340:37:37

-HE CHUCKLES

-'Out!'

0:37:370:37:39

All right.

0:37:430:37:45

One more time.

0:37:450:37:47

What happened?

0:37:470:37:49

-HE SIGHS

-He rubbed cream on a golf ball,

0:37:490:37:53

-then it took off, and...

-HE CLICKS

0:37:530:37:55

..popped Smith in the head.

0:37:550:37:58

-Several times.

-Mm-hm.

0:37:580:38:00

I got hit with a bowling ball.

0:38:000:38:02

Repeatedly.

0:38:020:38:06

Were you drinking?

0:38:040:38:06

No.

0:38:060:38:11

Two beers at dinner. Wesson had a white wine.

0:38:070:38:11

-With dinner.

-Right(!)

0:38:110:38:13

It's the stuff he's got, sir, it's, er...

0:38:130:38:17

..I don't know what it is or where it comes from, but...

0:38:180:38:22

It will give you one heck of a headache.

0:38:250:38:28

Ah! Goodness!

0:38:280:38:32

WEEBO: I-I wish I could make you feel better.

0:38:320:38:35

Hm.

0:38:350:38:37

So do I.

0:38:370:38:39

Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I believe a woman should love a man

0:38:390:38:44

for what he is, not for what she wants him to be.

0:38:440:38:47

Thanks for the sentiment, Weebo,

0:38:470:38:50

but this isn't an area you're qualified to offer a perspective on.

0:38:500:38:55

I don't have much of a smile, but I have a brain.

0:38:550:38:58

I have to deal with this alone.

0:38:590:39:01

It's a human matter, not for computers.

0:39:010:39:05

It's for people.

0:39:050:39:07

Good night, Weebo.

0:39:070:39:09

< Good night, Professor.

0:39:090:39:11

BLEEPS

0:39:260:39:29

Mm. Hm.

0:40:490:40:52

Hm! SHE GASPS

0:41:040:41:06

Got it! WEEBO: Oh, no!

0:41:060:41:10

I gotta turn this thing off. This is so embarrassing!

0:41:110:41:15

Weebo, I just had this amazing dream!

0:41:150:41:18

< Weebo!

0:41:180:41:22

WEEBO: (Hurry, hurry, hurry.)

0:41:190:41:21

Weebo! (Weebo.)

0:41:210:41:24

Weebo, wake up.

0:41:240:41:26

Mmm. YAWNING

0:41:260:41:30

(I've solved all our problems!)

0:41:300:41:32

I'm all ears.

0:41:320:41:37

(Flubber is going to the basketball game.)

0:41:340:41:37

Basketball? >

0:41:370:41:40

Yes!

0:41:380:41:40

Testing, testing.

0:42:120:42:14

HE CHUCKLES

0:42:280:42:30

Applying a thin layer of fluid flubber

0:42:310:42:34

to synthetic leather surface of basketball.

0:42:340:42:37

Application complete.

0:42:380:42:40

Wow!

0:42:570:42:59

Oops!

0:43:010:43:03

Two points!

0:43:050:43:07

Implementing Plan B.

0:43:220:43:24

Very tight.

0:43:240:43:26

Tight. Careful, careful, careful, careful.

0:43:260:43:31

Ah!

0:43:320:43:34

Secondary flubber experiment. Control elements, bungee cord,

0:43:380:43:43

3:1 elasticity ratio, 50-pound ballast.

0:43:430:43:46

Commencing, now.

0:43:460:43:49

Wish me luck.

0:43:490:43:51

Oh, whoa!

0:43:510:43:54

Aaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-aaa-hhh!

0:43:540:43:56

HE CHUCKLES Oh, yes!

0:43:560:44:00

Ha-ha-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a!

0:44:000:44:02

Who-oo-oo-oo-oo-oa!

0:44:020:44:04

Bungee! Bung-ee!

0:44:100:44:13

HIGH PITCHED: Help!

0:44:140:44:16

Aaa-rrr-ggg-hhh!

0:44:170:44:21

HE SCREAMS

0:44:210:44:23

HE SPITS

0:44:290:44:31

It worked!

0:44:320:44:35

Ha-ha! Yes!

0:44:350:44:37

HE CLEARS HIS THROAT End test.

0:44:370:44:40

Did you fully fix the flubber on each tack?

0:44:480:44:51

Excuse me, Darth Vader, what did you say?

0:44:510:44:54

Was the flubber solution fixed to each tack before Weber painted?

0:44:540:44:59

Yes! Excellent! >

0:44:590:45:01

How long until the paint wears off?

0:45:010:45:03

< 30 minutes.

0:45:030:45:05

It'd be suspicious if it worked immediately.

0:45:050:45:09

Er...isn't this cheating?

0:45:090:45:12

No, it's equalising!

0:45:100:45:12

Our team should have a telethon! We've gotta win this game!

0:45:120:45:17

I've gotta prove to Sara that flubber works.

0:45:170:45:20

I'm gonna do it right under Wilson Croft's nose.

0:45:200:45:23

Don't fail me.

0:45:230:45:26

Weebo? Yes?

0:45:350:45:37

While I'm out, you're in charge.

0:45:370:45:40

No phoning Russia again. That was Weber.

0:45:400:45:42

Oh! Make sure the flubber stays in the tank.

0:45:420:45:47

Got it! Under no circumstances release it.

0:45:470:45:50

You know what'd happen. Understand?

0:45:500:45:54

WEBBO: I understand.

0:45:520:45:54

Promise?

0:45:540:45:58

'Have no fear!'

0:45:560:45:58

That's my girl.

0:45:580:46:00

IT GIGGLES Go, Medfield! Ha-ha!

0:46:000:46:04

OK!

0:46:050:46:06

-TANNOY:

-'Welcome to the 86th meeting

0:46:070:46:10

'of Rutland Rangers and Medfield Squirrels.

0:46:100:46:13

'Rutland, if they can stay awake, should steamroll the Squirrels.'

0:46:130:46:18

All right, Squirrels!

0:46:180:46:20

Listen up here, now.

0:46:200:46:22

OK, Rutland may have us in height and reach,

0:46:220:46:27

weight and power,

0:46:270:46:29

agility, speed and talent.

0:46:290:46:32

They have the advantage on offence

0:46:320:46:35

and...defence.

0:46:350:46:37

Sure, they're...better coached,

0:46:370:46:40

better trained.

0:46:400:46:42

And their will to win is unmatched in the conference.

0:46:420:46:47

They're undefeated in their last 108 games.

0:46:470:46:52

But that doesn't mean we can't whip these guys, right?

0:46:530:46:57

WHISTLE BLOWS

0:46:570:46:59

CHEERING

0:46:590:47:02

-ALL: Yeah!

-Ohh!

0:47:130:47:15

ALL: Rutland! Rangers!

0:47:190:47:21

OK, Flubber, it's time that you and I

0:47:370:47:40

got to know each other.

0:47:400:47:42

WHISTLE BLOWS

0:47:490:47:53

'Another easy basket for Rutland Rangers.

0:47:500:47:53

'They have built up a commanding lead!'

0:47:530:47:57

CHEERING

0:47:570:47:59

Evening, Sara.

0:48:020:48:04

-Excuse me?

-What a coincidence!

0:48:040:48:07

< Stop him! Stop him!

0:48:120:48:14

CHEERING

0:48:180:48:22

Come on, you guys, you gotta...

0:48:200:48:22

Not now, Ernie, not now!

0:48:220:48:24

Go, Medfield! HE SOUNDS HOOTER

0:48:240:48:28

Ow!

0:48:280:48:32

Oh, sorry. Sorry, Wilson.

0:48:300:48:32

Get me another ten grand on Rutland.

0:48:380:48:41

You got a problem?

0:48:450:48:47

You're betting against my team?

0:48:470:48:52

It's not your team. They threw you off. Remember that?

0:48:480:48:52

CHEERING

0:48:520:48:55

Ooh, baby! That's gotta hurt!

0:48:560:48:59

Foul! He threw his hip into that!

0:48:590:49:02

SQUEAKING

0:49:040:49:06

Flubber?

0:49:080:49:10

Flubber, where are you?

0:49:100:49:12

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

0:49:120:49:17

SCRATCHES

0:49:170:49:19

MAMBO MUSIC

0:49:200:49:23

BRASS INSTRUMENTS SQUEAL

0:49:260:49:29

Go!

0:49:300:49:32

ALL: # Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey... #

0:49:360:49:39

# La, la, la, la, la, la, la! #

0:49:420:49:45

ALL: # Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey... #

0:50:280:50:30

MUSIC RISES

0:50:320:50:35

RATTLING

0:50:520:50:54

DRUMBEAT

0:50:540:50:56

TRUMPET FLOURISH

0:50:560:50:59

MUSIC RISES

0:51:100:51:13

Woo-hoo! Yeah!

0:51:300:51:33

-CHEERING / APPLAUSE

-'Welcome back for the second half.

0:51:330:51:37

'The Squirrels are getting their nuts buried,

0:51:370:51:41

'trailing by 51 at intermission.

0:51:410:51:43

'Coach Barker has to be thinking...

0:51:430:51:46

'..for half number two.'

0:51:480:51:51

Come on, expect the unexpected!

0:51:510:51:53

Come on, Son. You can do it! Come on!

0:51:530:51:56

Be a flying Squirrel! The impossible's possible!

0:51:560:52:00

Come on, Lawrence. Rutland rules!

0:52:000:52:03

CHEERING / APPLAUSE

0:52:040:52:07

Show time.

0:52:110:52:15

FANFARE

0:52:120:52:15

HE CHUCKLES

0:52:180:52:20

< Come on! Come on, you can do it!

0:52:340:52:38

That's pretty good.

0:52:380:52:40

ALL: Go, go!

0:52:430:52:45

ALL: Let's go!

0:52:450:52:47

HE GRUNTS

0:52:480:52:50

Who-o-o-o-o-o-o-oa!

0:52:500:52:54

AUDIENCE GASPS

0:52:580:53:01

-Yes!

-Gosh! We've never...!

0:53:010:53:03

Yeah! Did you see that?

0:53:030:53:05

Did you see that, Dad? Yes!

0:53:050:53:08

What the...?

0:53:120:53:14

-ALL:

-Whoa!

0:53:140:53:16

-CHEERING

-We did it!

0:53:180:53:20

THEY SHRIEK

0:53:220:53:24

Hey! They're doing something illegal!

0:53:240:53:27

Look, the rule book doesn't mention jumping too high! Now, sit down!

0:53:270:53:32

WHISTLE BLOWS

0:53:320:53:35

Looks like a lonely weekend in the mountains for you, Croft.

0:53:350:53:39

Ya-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ay!

0:53:510:53:53

Did you see that, Croft?

0:53:530:53:56

FANFARE PLAYS

0:54:000:54:02

CHEERING Yes!

0:54:060:54:09

SHRIEKS OF EXCITEMENT

0:54:140:54:17

HE CHUCKLES

0:54:180:54:20

Oh! Dale! Dale!

0:54:310:54:34

Dale! Not the tacks!

0:54:340:54:39

I don't know.

0:54:390:54:42

This game isn't over yet. >

0:54:400:54:42

Steal the ball, then score! >

0:54:420:54:44

Educator coming! I don't know basketball, but I do know chemistry.

0:54:440:54:49

Dale is having a problem with adhesive build-up

0:54:490:54:52

on the bottom of his shoes.

0:54:520:54:54

-Do you have any alcohol?

-What?

0:54:540:54:57

Excuse me. Hello, Dale.

0:54:570:54:59

-Hello.

-May I see your sole?

0:54:590:55:01

-Wh...?

-I mean the bottom of your shoe.

0:55:010:55:04

Oh! Oh.

0:55:040:55:06

The game's not over yet. Chin up, energy high.

0:55:060:55:09

Because you know why, Dale?

0:55:090:55:12

Son of a...!

0:55:120:55:14

Get the ball, jump with all your soul.

0:55:150:55:19

But...but I'm on this end, sir...

0:55:190:55:21

Jump or I'll flunk you!

0:55:210:55:25

Oh! What?

0:55:220:55:25

You heard me. Jump or I'll flunk you out of my department...for good.

0:55:250:55:29

-HE SIGHS

-OK.

0:55:290:55:32

I think that's a bit harsh but...

0:55:340:55:36

Jump!

0:55:360:55:38

CHANTING

0:55:380:55:40

'Squirrels are trying to finish this comeback.'

0:55:400:55:43

Be patient, Rutland. Plenty of time!

0:55:430:55:49

'Rutland's leading with time running out.

0:55:450:55:49

'The rodents fought but I think the Squirrels are a few nuts short.

0:55:490:55:54

'Playing keep away are the Rangers...'

0:55:540:55:57

Jump, Dale! Jump!

0:55:570:56:00

'Jepner soars into the air and makes the steal!

0:56:000:56:03

'Look at him go! Jepner with wings, soars to the other end.

0:56:030:56:07

'He's over the bucket, he's through!

0:56:070:56:10

'Medfield upsets Rutland! Incredible...!'

0:56:100:56:13

-No!

-'The Squirrels are going nuts!'

0:56:130:56:16

-We won!

-Oh, we did it! We did it!

0:56:160:56:18

Foul! Foul!

0:56:180:56:20

It's illegal to accompany the ball through the hoop!

0:56:200:56:24

Come on, I owe you dinner.

0:56:240:56:27

Sara.

0:56:280:56:30

-Good night.

-Good night.

0:56:300:56:32

Brainard had something to do with this.

0:56:340:56:38

It's the same stuff we saw the other night at his house.

0:56:380:56:42

Right.

0:56:420:56:43

I don't know how, but I'm certain your team cheated.

0:56:450:56:49

You're just being a sore loser.

0:56:490:56:52

Sara?

0:56:520:56:54

May I speak to you...alone?

0:56:540:56:56

What you say to her, you can say to both of us,

0:56:560:56:59

if you can remember.

0:56:590:57:02

Sara...

0:57:020:57:04

..flubber.

0:57:040:57:06

Flubber? It sounds like baby shampoo.

0:57:070:57:10

Flubber...is what won the game.

0:57:120:57:15

That aerial ballet was because I flubberised the boys' shoes.

0:57:150:57:20

A little on the bottom...

0:57:200:57:22

You are remarkable.

0:57:220:57:25

Sara...?

0:57:290:57:31

Good night, Phillip.

0:57:310:57:34

Watch yourself.

0:57:340:57:36

Now, what do we have to do to get you to take a hint?

0:57:370:57:41

It's over, Phillip. You lost.

0:57:410:57:43

Go home, play with your rubber.

0:57:430:57:45

CAR ENGINE STARTS

0:57:500:57:53

What kind of car does that Brainard fellow drive?

0:58:130:58:17

Old T-bird. Why?

0:58:170:58:19

I just saw it.

0:58:190:58:21

So?

0:58:210:58:24

It was flying.

0:58:220:58:24

You heard me. Flying.

0:58:270:58:30

WEBBO: Hey, who won?

0:58:370:58:40

We did.

0:58:380:58:40

WEBBO: Um... Professor,

0:58:400:58:43

why the long face?

0:58:430:58:46

I think you know why.

0:58:480:58:50

Would it be...a Sara issue?

0:58:500:58:54

I wish I understood human beings.

0:58:550:58:58

I wish I understood women.

0:58:590:59:01

I wish I understood emotions and passions.

0:59:010:59:04

I wish I understood any of that.

0:59:040:59:06

If I did, I wouldn't have spent my life

0:59:060:59:09

trying to figure out how the world works.

0:59:090:59:12

I would've been trying to figure out why it works.

0:59:120:59:16

I know I love her, Weebo.

0:59:180:59:20

Every neuron in my system is saturated with phenylephrine.

0:59:220:59:26

It triggers euphoria, elation, exhilaration.

0:59:260:59:30

The truth is, Weebo,

0:59:300:59:32

I'm not absentminded because I'm selfish, crazy or...

0:59:320:59:36

or inconsiderate.

0:59:360:59:38

I'm absentminded because I'm in love with Sara.

0:59:380:59:42

(Oh, Professor.)

0:59:420:59:44

That doesn't matter any more.

0:59:450:59:47

Cos I don't get any more chances with her.

0:59:470:59:51

No, that's not true! There's always another chance!

0:59:510:59:55

It's probably just as well it's over.

0:59:550:59:58

(What?)

0:59:581:00:00

She has to move on. I'm not right for her.

1:00:001:00:03

You knew that, didn't you, Weebo?

1:00:031:00:05

You never wanted me to marry her.

1:00:051:00:08

Hm. You were right.

1:00:081:00:11

I wasn't right for her.

1:00:111:00:13

You're the one for me, Weebo.

1:00:131:00:15

Just the two of us.

1:00:161:00:18

And Flubber makes three.

1:00:181:00:21

Good night, Weeb.

1:00:231:00:26

< Night.

1:00:241:00:26

Er, er, Professor...

1:00:261:00:29

And this is the God's truth.

1:00:341:00:36

I want him to have what he wants,

1:00:361:00:39

even if it means you instead of me.

1:00:391:00:41

DOG BARKS

1:00:501:00:52

WHIRRING

1:00:551:00:57

BOING!

1:01:011:01:03

(Sara?)

1:01:151:01:17

Sara, it's me.

1:01:171:01:21

Weebo?

1:01:191:01:21

May I come in? Oh, I'm sorry to wake you like this

1:01:211:01:24

but I can't ring the doorbell.

1:01:241:01:26

Everything OK with Phillip?

1:01:281:01:30

Yeah. It's not a conventional emergency.

1:01:301:01:33

Phillip would be very angry if he knew I left.

1:01:331:01:37

But I have to show you something.

1:01:371:01:39

Do you have a minute?

1:01:391:01:41

Listen.

1:01:411:01:43

'I know I love her, Weebo.

1:01:431:01:46

'Every neuron in my system is saturated with phenylephrine.

1:01:481:01:52

'It triggers euphoria, elation, exhilaration.

1:01:521:01:56

'The truth is, I'm not absentminded because I'm selfish, crazy or...

1:01:561:02:01

'..or inconsiderate.

1:02:011:02:03

'I'm absentminded cos I'm in love with Sara.'

1:02:031:02:07

And this will be our little secret.

1:02:141:02:17

(Phillip?)

1:02:281:02:30

(Sara?)

1:02:381:02:40

This is it! This is the solution!

1:03:021:03:05

This is how we save the school.

1:03:051:03:08

That's what I've been saying. Flubber. You saw what it did.

1:03:081:03:12

-Yes!

-Imagine the shoes we could make.

1:03:121:03:15

Oh, no, no, no, Phillip. Not shoes.

1:03:151:03:18

No. Look.

1:03:181:03:20

This! Flight!

1:03:201:03:22

-Flight?

-Yes.

1:03:221:03:24

-Oh! Of course!

-Air travel!

1:03:241:03:27

Oh, Sara! Air travel?

1:03:271:03:29

-Yes!

-Oh. We'd better sell this.

1:03:291:03:32

Oh, Phillip!

1:03:321:03:34

WHIRRING

1:03:401:03:42

Hey!

1:03:491:03:51

Dr Reynolds, Professor.

1:03:511:03:53

It's a pleasure to meet you.

1:03:531:03:55

I believe you know my son.

1:03:561:03:59

He used to play basketball for Medfield.

1:03:591:04:02

Lovely old car.

1:04:031:04:05

Mind if I take a look under the hood?

1:04:051:04:08

Yes, I do!

1:04:081:04:10

And I don't appreciate you... gentlemen,

1:04:101:04:13

letting yourselves on to my property.

1:04:131:04:16

I expected something more complex.

1:04:161:04:19

There's a lot of money in your...discovery.

1:04:191:04:23

Perhaps we could make a deal.

1:04:231:04:26

Any discovery I make belongs to Medfield College.

1:04:271:04:31

Soon, there'll be no Medfield College.

1:04:311:04:34

We'll see about that!

1:04:341:04:38

You could make a lot of money.

1:04:351:04:38

If we wanted to make money,

1:04:391:04:41

we wouldn't have become teachers(!)

1:04:411:04:43

Think you can sell it for what you owe me

1:04:431:04:46

by the end of the term?

1:04:461:04:48

We will.

1:04:481:04:50

I'll forget the debt now.

1:04:501:04:52

No, I'm not selling.

1:04:541:04:56

When I leave, I take my offer with me.

1:04:561:05:00

We understand.

1:05:001:05:02

Good luck.

1:05:031:05:06

Come on.

1:05:081:05:10

Watch your back, smart guy.

1:05:101:05:12

Bad move, Professor.

1:05:121:05:15

Good morning!

1:05:271:05:29

Pardon me, Mr Seldon,

1:05:331:05:35

are you interested in seeing Phillip Brainard?

1:05:351:05:38

Who?

1:05:381:05:42

The college professor you spoke to on the 6th,

1:05:391:05:42

about a brand new car design.

1:05:421:05:44

Say I'm busy. Thank him for the interest.

1:05:441:05:47

And send him a hat.

1:05:471:05:49

He's here. He's right outside.

1:05:491:05:52

EXCITED CHATTER

1:05:571:05:59

'It's one of the rarest watches you could own.

1:06:111:06:14

'This watch is called the Scarab...'

1:06:141:06:17

IT YAWNS

1:06:191:06:21

Good night, Weber.

1:06:211:06:23

IT WHIRRS AND SHUTS DOWN

1:06:241:06:28

DOG BARKS

1:06:291:06:31

BEEPS What?

1:06:371:06:39

DOG BARKS

1:06:401:06:42

CLASH OF CYMBALS / BARKING

1:06:421:06:46

WHIRRING

1:06:461:06:48

WHIRRING

1:06:561:06:59

One goon.

1:07:021:07:04

Two goons.

1:07:061:07:10

TAPPING FROM INSIDE

1:07:281:07:30

Hey!

1:07:301:07:32

-What?

-I think I found it.

1:07:321:07:36

You found it all right!

1:07:361:07:38

IT CHUCKLES

1:07:391:07:42

HE GROANS

1:07:401:07:42

(What was that?)

1:07:421:07:44

Take two.

1:07:441:07:47

WHIRRING

1:07:501:07:52

WHIRRING

1:07:541:07:57

WHIRRING

1:07:591:08:01

Knock, knock!

1:08:031:08:05

WHIRRING

1:08:091:08:11

BUGLE PLAYS

1:08:161:08:19

Kiss me, big boy!

1:08:201:08:22

Did you get it?

1:08:341:08:36

Yeah.

1:08:361:08:38

GROANS

1:08:381:08:40

Oh, I've never seen so many zeros!

1:08:511:08:53

When they saw us fly, they couldn't wait to write the cheque!

1:08:531:08:58

-This will save the school!

-Yes!

1:08:581:09:00

LOW PITCHED BEEP

1:09:051:09:08

Weebo?

1:09:161:09:18

Weebo?

1:09:221:09:24

They took the flubber!

1:09:321:09:35

Weebo?

1:09:351:09:37

ELECTRICITY FIZZES

1:09:371:09:39

-Weebo!

-Oh!

1:09:451:09:47

Um...you're leaking battery fluid.

1:09:471:09:51

Weebo...it's me.

1:09:521:09:54

Do you have a signal?

1:09:581:10:00

Do you have an audio signal?

1:10:001:10:02

Tracking, it's me, Professor Brainard.

1:10:021:10:05

Focus, Weebo.

1:10:051:10:07

(Can you see me?)

1:10:071:10:10

(She sees me.)

1:10:121:10:15

Oh! Weebo...

1:10:151:10:18

..it's all right. I need to get some sort of extension cord,

1:10:181:10:22

something so I can...recharge her.

1:10:221:10:25

I-I've got to download her quick.

1:10:251:10:27

Weebo!

1:10:271:10:30

It's all right, it's OK.

1:10:301:10:32

Weebo?

1:10:321:10:34

Can you hear me?

1:10:341:10:36

It's going to be all right.

1:10:391:10:41

It's like the time you ran into the wall when I first made you.

1:10:411:10:45

We'll get you upstairs, into AC.

1:10:451:10:48

She's losing...she's losing power.

1:10:511:10:54

(It's OK. It's all right.)

1:10:541:10:56

I'm going to get you to the docking station

1:10:561:10:59

till I can make repairs.

1:10:591:11:02

(Weebo?)

1:11:081:11:10

(Goodbye, my friend.)

1:11:151:11:17

Why would they do that?

1:11:271:11:29

Why?

1:11:301:11:32

I don't know what to do with her.

1:11:531:11:55

What happens to the soul of a machine, Sara?

1:11:581:12:01

(Can you fix her?)

1:12:041:12:07

We can make repairs,

1:12:081:12:10

but I can never bring back the life it was she had.

1:12:101:12:14

That's gone.

1:12:141:12:16

I never knew what it was.

1:12:161:12:18

It was some glorious accident.

1:12:181:12:20

I kept trying to recreate it, isolate it, find out what it was.

1:12:201:12:25

I never could.

1:12:251:12:27

What was that...word...

1:12:291:12:31

..she displayed on her screen?

1:12:311:12:34

Probably a file name.

1:12:341:12:36

Why was she displaying it?

1:12:371:12:39

She was damaged and downloaded random information.

1:12:391:12:43

What was that word?

1:12:431:12:45

Oh, can you remember?

1:12:471:12:49

No.

1:12:491:12:52

Try.

1:12:521:12:54

I am.

1:12:541:12:56

It began with "S"!

1:12:591:13:02

BEEPING

1:13:061:13:08

Hello, Phillip. It's me... Weebo.

1:13:091:13:13

If I was human, that is.

1:13:131:13:15

If you're watching this,

1:13:151:13:18

I'm no longer here.

1:13:181:13:20

I hope my demise didn't cause you undue distress.

1:13:211:13:25

Phillip?

1:13:251:13:28

A full and complete design of me is in this file.

1:13:281:13:31

You didn't forget it, I never showed you it.

1:13:311:13:34

I've made a few changes.

1:13:361:13:38

I've removed a few of my flaws...

1:13:381:13:41

..and added a little of you.

1:13:421:13:45

I hope that you can love my daughter

1:13:471:13:50

as much as I loved you.

1:13:501:13:52

BEEPING

1:14:071:14:09

Ooh!

1:14:301:14:33

Surprise, surprise(!)

1:14:401:14:43

Professor Brainard, Dr Reynolds,

1:14:431:14:47

good evening. Sit down.

1:14:471:14:50

You look...er...

1:14:521:14:54

Weary?

1:14:541:14:57

Yes, weary.

1:14:551:14:57

Came to repay your loan?

1:14:581:15:00

No.

1:15:001:15:05

I know you didn't. I was just having a little fun!

1:15:011:15:05

I'm here to sell you the flubber.

1:15:051:15:07

Been to your house recently?

1:15:071:15:09

Yes.

1:15:091:15:14

Do I really need to buy it?

1:15:111:15:14

Flubber is a very quixotic substance.

1:15:151:15:18

It's difficult to handle. Tried to do anything with it?

1:15:181:15:22

My man is working on it. It won't be a problem.

1:15:221:15:26

I can make it a lot easier for you.

1:15:261:15:28

Give us a 30-day extension on the loan,

1:15:291:15:32

I'll tell you all I know and make you a lot of flubber.

1:15:321:15:36

I'll give you the 30 days

1:15:371:15:39

and after that, you give me two years.

1:15:391:15:42

Whatever you come up with over the next two years is mine.

1:15:421:15:46

-That's not fair!

-BOING!

1:15:461:15:48

Shop somewhere else, lady.

1:15:481:15:51

Sara, Sara... I'll do it.

1:15:511:15:54

May I see the flubber?

1:15:551:15:58

Would you like to show these good people to the library?

1:15:581:16:02

BEEP!

1:16:061:16:08

ENGINE GROWLS

1:16:081:16:10

You're going to enjoy this. Professor?

1:16:411:16:45

I got you a little help.

1:16:461:16:48

Ah! The lovebirds!

1:16:491:16:52

Wilson! Shame on you!

1:16:521:16:56

Welcome!

1:16:561:17:00

You finally gave up teaching.

1:16:571:17:00

How could I pass up the chance to transform the energy industry?

1:17:001:17:04

Flubber! Very interesting, Phil.

1:17:041:17:08

Too bad it's so unstable.

1:17:081:17:10

I was just looking over the formula, dangerous mix.

1:17:101:17:14

You have to know how to deal with it. A few precautions...

1:17:141:17:18

Hey, hey! Hang on, Einsteen.

1:17:181:17:20

-Stein.

-Whatever.

1:17:201:17:23

What's this?

1:17:241:17:26

It's a hand cream that acts as a separating agent.

1:17:261:17:30

Right(!)

1:17:301:17:32

Um...

1:17:321:17:34

It's so I can handle the flubber.

1:17:351:17:38

It's OK.

1:17:381:17:40

Thank you. She needs to help me.

1:17:401:17:42

Rub it on your hands.

1:17:421:17:44

-Yee!

-Whoa!

1:17:441:17:47

It's a, er...

1:17:521:17:54

..squirt gun.

1:17:571:17:59

What's it for?

1:17:591:18:01

To lower the temperature of the tank.

1:18:011:18:04

Let him have it.

1:18:041:18:06

No, no. Give it to him.

1:18:091:18:11

No. No, no. Give it to him!

1:18:111:18:13

Will you... stop that and give it to him?

1:18:131:18:15

Put...put it in his hand and give it to him!

1:18:171:18:20

No, no, no, no! Give the gun to him!

1:18:201:18:24

Oh!

1:18:251:18:27

Thank you.

1:18:271:18:30

You're welcome.

1:18:281:18:30

SOFT GURGLING

1:18:521:18:54

You OK? It's me.

1:18:541:18:57

Ah!

1:18:571:18:59

IT GIGGLES

1:19:011:19:04

There you go.

1:19:021:19:04

Eeek!

1:19:041:19:07

HE GASPS

1:19:051:19:07

Do it for Weebo.

1:19:131:19:15

IT SQUEALS

1:19:151:19:17

Look out!

1:19:171:19:20

< Get him!

1:19:291:19:31

Oh, deer!

1:19:361:19:40

-Ah!

-Going somewhere?

1:19:371:19:40

Wilson...

1:19:401:19:41

Oh!

1:19:431:19:45

Right, left, right, left...

1:19:511:19:54

-Sara!

-Grab her!

1:19:581:20:00

-What?

-Jump!

1:20:001:20:02

I'm coming, Sara!

1:20:021:20:04

Oh, yes!

1:20:041:20:07

Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oh!

1:20:071:20:09

Aaa-rrr-ggg-hhh!

1:20:091:20:12

Ooh-aah!

1:20:101:20:12

Hey, lumpy! Come on.

1:20:211:20:24

Let's go, smart guy.

1:20:241:20:26

Ow!

1:20:321:20:34

< Phillip, look out!

1:20:341:20:37

-Whoo-hoo!

-Sara!

1:20:461:20:48

-Get him!

-This one's for Weebo!

1:20:511:20:54

Aaa-aaa-aaa-argh!

1:20:561:20:59

Aaa-rrr-ggg-hhh!

1:21:011:21:04

GURGLE!

1:21:041:21:06

GURGLE / SLOSH

1:21:071:21:10

GIGGLING

1:21:101:21:12

GURGLING

1:21:171:21:19

GURGLING

1:21:211:21:24

Call Mummy.

1:21:251:21:27

HE WHIMPERS

1:21:331:21:36

Wow!

1:21:391:21:41

HE WHISTLES

1:21:501:21:52

Hm.

1:22:011:22:03

Beautiful.

1:22:051:22:07

For as much as these two people

1:22:091:22:11

have finally consented together in holy wedlock

1:22:111:22:15

and have witnessed the same before God and this company,

1:22:151:22:19

I pronounce, believe it or not,

1:22:191:22:22

that they be husband and wife together.

1:22:221:22:26

You may now kiss the video screen. >

1:22:261:22:29

Oh!

1:22:291:22:31

'I love you, Sara.

1:22:361:22:39

'I love you.'

1:22:391:22:41

BRIDAL MARCH / APPLAUSE

1:22:411:22:45

I'll meet you at the reception. I'm almost done.

1:22:471:22:50

It's going to be remarkable!

1:22:501:22:54

Phillip, please be careful.

1:22:521:22:54

'These chemicals are completely compatible.

1:22:541:22:58

'There's no chance that anything could go wrong.'

1:22:581:23:01

Hey, pal.

1:23:161:23:18

We're 30,000 feet up in the air.

1:23:181:23:21

There's no monsters or bad guys way up here, OK?

1:23:211:23:25

You can look out the window.

1:23:251:23:27

FLUBBER GIGGLES

1:23:391:23:43

WEBETTE: Mom! Mom! Flubber's gone.

1:23:441:23:47

Get back here!

1:23:471:23:50

When we get to the hotel, I don't care,

1:23:551:23:57

I'm not sharing a room with him!

1:23:571:24:00

He's gross! He bounces, he squeaks,

1:24:001:24:02

he phase shifts. I mean, he's a quasi-plasmoid!

1:24:021:24:07

If it's hot in Hawaii, I hope he melts.

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